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11 Cory Doctorow
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18 This story is part of Cory Doctorow’s short story collection
19 “With a Little Help” published by himself. It is licensed under a
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25 The whole volume is available at:
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30 The volume has been split into individual stories for the purpose of the
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32 The introduction and similar accompanying texts are available under the
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36 With a Little Help -- Extra Stuff
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41 \section{The Right Book}
43 Now (-ish)
45 The thing that Arthur liked best about owning his own shop was that he
46 could stock whatever he pleased, and if you didn't like it, you could
47 just shop somewhere else. So there in the window were four ancient
48 Cluedo sets rescued from a car-boot sale in Sussex; a pair of trousers
49 sewn from a salvaged WWII bivouac tent; a small card advertising the
50 availability of artisanal truffles hand-made by an autistically gifted
51 chocolatier in Islington; a brick of Pu'er tea that had been made in
52 Guyana by a Chinese family who'd emigrated a full century previous;
53 and, just as of now, six small, handsomely made books.
55 The books were a first for Arthur. He'd always loved reading the
56 things, but he'd worked at bookshops before opening his own little
57 place in Bow, and he knew the book-trade well enough to stay well away.
58 They were bulky, these books, and low-margin (Low margin? Two-for-three
59 titles actually \emph{lost} money!), and honestly, practically no one
60 read books anymore and what they did read was mostly rubbish. Selling
61 books depressed Arthur.
63 These little buggers were different, though. He reached into the window
64 -- the shop was so small he could reach it without leaving his stool
65 behind the till -- and plucked one out and handed it to the kid who'd
66 just asked for it. She was about 15, with awkward hair and skin and
67 posture and so on, but the gleam in her eye that said, “Where have
68 you been all my life?” as he handed her the book.
70 “They're all carrying them in school,” she said. “Never thought
71 I'd find one in a shop, though. How much?”
73 Arthur compared the book to his cheat-sheet behind the counter. This
74 one had a cover made from old Hacks tins, resurfaced with a spectral
75 spiderweb of rotting Irish lace. The chapters within had a whopping
76 aggregate score of 98 percent, meaning that 98 percent of the writing
77 community had rated them aces or above. Even before he looked to the
78 price column on his sheet, he knew he was going to have to disappoint
79 her.
81 “That one's seventy quid, love,” he said. He armored himself for
82 the inevitable shock, disbelief and protestation, but she just hung her
83 head, resigned.
85 “Figures,” she said.
87 He ran his fingers down the spines until he found a cheaper one --
88 bound with floppy felt screened with a remixed Victorian woodcut of a
89 woman with tentacles for arms. “This one's got mostly the same text,
90 but I can let you have it for, erm,” he looked at the sheet again,
91 thinking about the wholesale price, about his margin. “Call it
92 twenty-five pounds.”
94 She shook her head again, gave him a wry smile. “Still too much. I
95 should have known. It's mostly the posh kids who've got `em, the kind
96 who turn up at school with a tenner just for lunch money.”
98 “You could just read it online, you know.”
100 “Oh, I do,” she said. “Been following it since it started.” Her
101 eyes flicked down. “Wrote a little, too -- didn't make it into the
102 top 100, though.”
104 The Story So Far was part game, part competition, part creative writing
105 exercise, a massive shared universe drama with dozens of sub-plots,
106 mysteries, betrayals, crosses, and double-crosses. Everyone kept saying
107 it was only a matter of time until the big publishers started to
108 cherry-pick the best writers from the message-boards, but in the
109 meantime, there were these little hand-made editions, each one paying a
110 small, honor-system royalty to the authors they anthologized.
112 “Have you tried asking your teachers for help?” He knew as soon as
113 he asked it that it was the wrong sort of question. She rolled her eyes
114 with adolescent eloquence, then looked down again. “Only you might be
115 able to get credit for it -- independent study type of thing?”
117 She rolled her eyes again.
119 “Right,” he said. “Right. Well, sorry I couldn't be more help.”
120 The little bell over the door jingled merrily as she left.
124 “Back again?”
126 She had her school bag in her hands, zip opened, bag gaping. He was
127 reminded of all those terrible little signs that said “No more than
128 two school kids in the shop at any one time.” Fancy that -- imagine
129 if it said “No more than two women in the shop” or “No more than
130 two Asians in the shop” -- kids were the last group you could treat
131 like second class citizens without being called a bigot.
133 “Where do you get your copies of The Book?” she said. The Book,
134 with the capital letters -- the one book with a thousand covers, a
135 million tables of contents, each one not so much published as made, as
136 curated.
138 “There's a man,” he said. “Art student at UCL. He's got a little
139 stall at the weekend in the parking structure where Borough Market used
140 to be.”
142 “So you just buy them from some bloke? Does he make them?”
144 “I suppose so -- he gives me that impression, anyway.” He liked her
145 shrewd, unembarrassed, direct questioning. Not a single scruple or a
146 hint that she was embarrassed to be interrogating him about the
147 intimate details of his trade.
149 “Do you have, like, an exclusive arrangement with him?”
151 “No, no, nothing like that.” Her hands were digging through the
152 bag, looking for something.
154 “Would you think about carrying these?”
156 She'd clearly bound them herself. Someone had taught her to really sew,
157 her Gran, maybe. You could see it in the neat stitching that ran the
158 binding and the spine, holding together the nylon and the denim, taken
159 from a pair of jeans, a backpack. The end-papers were yellowed page
160 three girls from the Star, strategically cropped just below the
161 nipples. He'd been reading The Story So Far ever since those first six
162 copies had sold out in forty eight hours, and he had an eye for the
163 table of contents now, and he flipped to each volume's list, giving
164 them a long look.
166 “Who's Chloe Autumn?”
168 She didn't look down, looked at him with a look that was totally
169 unapologetic. “I am,” she said. “It's one way to get my stuff
170 into print, innit?” She grinned. It was a very grown up grin.
172 “What do you think you want for them?”
174 “Those four I figure you can have cheaply -- say fifteen pounds each.
175 You can sell them for thirty, then. That's fair, I think.”
177 It was more than fair. His UCL student wasn't carrying anything for
178 less than forty now, and was only offering him a 40 percent discount.
180 “What about returns?”
182 “What's a return?”
184 He reached under the counter and brought out the shooting stick he used
185 as a spare stool. “Have a seat,” he said. “Let me explain some
186 things. Want a cup of tea? It's Pu'er. Chinese. Mostly.”
190 +75 years (or so)
192 The kids in the shop were like kids everywhere. That weird, hyperaware
193 thing that came from the games they played all the time, even in their
194 sleep; the flawless skin and teeth (because no parent would dare choose
195 otherwise at conception), the loud, hooting calls that rippled through
196 the little social groups whenever a particularly bon mot vibrated its
197 way through their tight little networks, radiating at the speed of
198 light.
200 Chloe watched them keenly from her perch behind the counter. After
201 seventy-some years perching on a stool, she'd finally done away with
202 it. The exoskeleton she'd been fitted for on her 90th birthday would
203 lock very handily into a seated position that took all the pressure off
204 her bum and knees and hips. It was all rather glorious.
206 Kids came into the store every day now, and in ever-increasing numbers.
207 She flicked her eyes sideways and menued over to her graph of young
208 people in the shop over time, warming herself on the upward trend.
210 It was Arthur's 110th birthday today, the mad old sod, and he was meant
211 to be coming into the shop for one of his rare tours of inspection.
212 That had the staff all a-twitter. He was something of a legend, the man
213 who'd started the distributorship that put small, carefully curated
214 handsful of books into the few retailers across the land who'd let
215 young people in. No one could have predicted how well books and Halal
216 fried chicken went together.
218 “How long have you known him, then?” Marcel, her store manager, was
219 only a few years older than the kids who ghosted past her counter,
220 playing some weird round of their game, listening to cues only they
221 could hear, heads all cocked identically.
223 “Let me put it this way -- the first time we met, I was riding a
224 brontosaurus.”
226 He did her the favor of a smile, radiant and handsome as a movie
227 marquee. They were all like that these days. Thankfully she was old
228 enough not to feel self-conscious about it.
230 “Seriously, Chloe, when did you meet him?”
232 “I was fourteen -- no fifteen. That was before he was Sir Arthur
233 Levitt, Savior of English Literacy, you understand.”
235 “And before you were Chloe Autumn, superstar author?” He was
236 kidding her. They'd stopped caring about what she wrote decades before
237 he was born, but he knew about her history and liked to tease. He had
238 an easy way about him, and it showed in the staff.
240 “Before then, yes.”
242 “I still don't quite understand what it was he did -- what was so
243 different about his bookshop?”
245 “It wasn't a bookshop,” she said. “You didn't know that part?”
246 He shook his head. “Well, that's the most important part. It wasn't a
247 bookshop. Back then, bookshops were practically the only place you
248 could get a book. Oh, sure, the newsagents might carry a few titles,
249 but they were the same titles, all around the country. Bookshops are
250 fine if you already love books, but how do you fall in love with books?
251 Where does it start? There have to be books everywhere, in places where
252 you go before you know you're a reader. That was the secret.”
254 “So how'd he do it?”
256 “I'll tell you how,” Arthur said. He'd padded up to the counter on
257 the oiled, carefully balanced carapace of his exoskeleton, moving as
258 spryly as a jaguar. His eyes glittered with mad, birdy glee. “Hello,
259 Chloe,” he said.
261 “Happy birthday, love,” she said, uncurling herself and levering
262 herself up on tiptoe -- the gyros whining -- to give him a kiss on the
263 cheek. “Arthur, this is Marcel.”
265 They shook hands.
267 “I'll tell you how,” Arthur said again, clearly enjoying the chance
268 to unfurl one of his old, well-oiled stories. “It was all about
269 connecting kids up with their local neighborhoods and the tastes there.
270 Kids know what their friends want to read. We had them curate their own
271 anthologies of the best, most suitable material from The Story So Far,
272 put all that local knowledge to work. The right book for the right
273 person in the right place. You've got to give them a religious
274 experience before you can lure them into coming to church regular.”
276 “Arthur thinks reading is a religion,” Chloe said, noting Marcel's
277 puzzled expression.
279 “Obsolete, you mean?” Marcel said.
281 Arthur opened his mouth, shut it, prepared to have an argument. Chloe
282 short-circuited it by reaching under the counter and producing a
283 carefully wrapped package.
285 “Happy birthday, you old sod,” she said, and handed it to Arthur.
287 He was clearly delighted. Slowly, he picked at the wrapping paper,
288 making something of a production of it, so much so that the kids
289 started to drift over to watch. He peeled back a corner, revealing the
290 spine of the book, the neat stitching, the nylon from an old, old
291 backpack, the worn denim, the embroidered title on the spine.
293 “You didn't,” he said.
295 “I certainly did,” she said, “now finish unwrapping it so that we
296 can have some cake.”
300 150 years from now(ish)
302 The young man blinked his eyes at the coruscating lights and struggled
303 into a seated position, brushing off the powdery residue of his
304 creation. “The Story So Far?” he said.
306 “The Story So Far,” a voice agreed with him from a very long way
307 off and so close in, it was practically up his nose.
309 “Better than Great Expectations again,” he said, getting to his
310 feet, digging through the costumes on the racks around him. Knowledge
311 slotted itself in his head, asserting itself. Plots, other characters,
312 what had come before, the consensus about where things might go next.
313 He didn't like the consensus. He began to dress himself.
315 “Tell me about the reader,” he said. The voice was back in an
316 instant, describing the child (four), the circumstances of his birth
317 and life, his interests. “So I'm a picture book?”
319 “No,” the voice said. “He's reading in chapters now. It's the
320 cognitive fashion, here.” At \emph{here}, more knowledge asserted
321 itself, the shape of the comet on which they all resided, their
322 hurtling trajectory, a seed-pod of humanity on its way \emph{elsewhere}.
324 “Right,” he said, putting on gloves, picking out a moustache and a
325 sword and a laser-blaster. “Let's go sell some books.”
327 \section{Afterword}
329 This is another story that was inspired by Patrick Nielsen Hayden;
330 specifically by his very nice rant about how the collapse of small,
331 local book distributors that served grocers and pharmacies -- and the
332 rise of national distributors who serve big-box stores -- has destroyed
333 the primary means by which new readers enter the field. It's all well
334 and good to have terrific giant bookstores (or fabulous neighborhood
335 stores, for that matter), but people don't go into those stores unless
336 they already love books. In the past, the love affair with books often
337 began outside of bookstores, in grocers and pharmacies, where you might
338 happen upon any number of quirky, hand-picked paperbacks stocked by the
339 local distributor. With the choice of books available outside of
340 bookstores narrowed to the handful of titles with national
341 distribution, it's far less likely that any given reader will discover
342 “the right book” -- the one that turns her into a book-junkie for
343 the rest of her life.
345 Thus, this story. \emph{The Bookseller}, Britain's oldest publishing
346 trade magazine, commissioned a story from me for its 150th anniversary
347 issue -- three parts, depicting the future of bookselling in 50, 100
348 and 150 years.
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