marco.c

   1 /* $xxxterm$ */
   2 /*
   3  * Copyright (c) 2011 Todd T. Fries <todd@fries.net>
   4  *
   5  * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
   6  * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
   7  * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
   8  *
   9  * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
  10  * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
  11  * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
  12  * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
  13  * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
  14  * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
  15  * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
  16  */
  17
  18 #include <stdlib.h>
  19 #include <string.h>
  20 #if defined(__linux__)
  21 #include <bsd/stdlib.h>
  22 #endif
  23
  24 static const char *message[] = {
  25         "I fully support your right to put restrictions on how I can modify"
  26         " or distribute something you created. Calling these restrictions "
  27         "\"liberty,\" however, is just Orwellian doublespeak",
  28         "GET OFF MY INTERNET LAWN!!!!",
  29         "here is your list of restrictions -> freedom!!!!",
  30         "i am all for it being free; i am all for not allowing abuse",
  31         "webkit 1.4 is a huge step backwards",
  32         "i honestly dont get how people equate gpl with liberty or freedom",
  33 };
  34
  35 const char *
  36 marco_message(int *len)
  37 {
  38         const char      *str;
  39
  40         str = message[arc4random_uniform(sizeof(message)/sizeof(message[0]))];
  41         *len = strlen(str);
  42
  43         return str;
  44 }
  45