1 /* Test for line splitting code */
7 #include "../libgammu/misc/misc.h"
10 "1 - The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love theeagle -- on the back of a dollar. -- Finlay Peter Dunne" \
11 "2 - Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, \"I'd like some condoms,\" and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, \"and some cigarettes.\"" \
12 "3 - F: When into a room I plunge, I Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI. Then I linger, darkly brooding On the poison they're exuding. -- The Roguelet's ABC" \
13 "4 - ... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it youwere a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker anda fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handleBigger Propositions. But they didn't imply that you were to be impracticaland refuse to take twice the value for a house if a buyer was such an idiotthat he didn't force you down on the asking price. -- Sinclair Lewis, \"Babbitt\"" \
14 "5 - Nature to all things fixed the limits fit,And wisely curbed proud man's pretending wit.As on the land while here the ocean gains,In other parts it leaves wide sandy plains;Thus in the soul while memory prevails,The solid power of understanding fails;Where beams of warm imagination play,The memory's soft figures melt away. -- Alexander Pope (on runtime bounds checking?)" \
15 "6 - lp1 on fire(One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)" \
16 "7 - C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success -- Dennis M. Ritchie" \
17 "8 - Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." \
18 "9 - Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One and a half." \
19 "10 - Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing. -- H. S. Thompson"
21 #define LASTLINE "LAST"
25 "1 - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.\n"
26 "2 - <marcus> dunham: You know how real numbers are constructed from rational\n"
27 "3 - Truth is free, but information costs.\n"
28 "4 - <Knghtbrd> Yorick: no problem with indexed color palettes for images, as\n"
29 "5 - A violent man will die a violent death.\n"
30 "6 - The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement of the site.\n"
31 "7 - Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness\n"
32 "8 - When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.\n"
33 "9 - As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion,\n"
34 "10 - TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin\n"
35 "11 - When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.\n"
36 "12 - Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.\n"
37 "13 - People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.\n"
38 "14 - The difference between art and science is that science is what we\n"
39 "15 - \"...I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you want\n"
40 "16 - It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.\n"
41 "17 - ... we must not judge the society of the future by considering whether or not\n"
42 "18 - \"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.\"\n"
44 "20 - Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.\n"
45 "21 - Go away, I'm all right.\n"
46 "22 - History shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge,\n"
47 "23 - People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.\n"
48 "24 - Small is beautiful.\n"
49 "25 - \"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling\n"
50 "26 - Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate\n"
51 "27 - algorithm, n.:\n"
52 "28 - PL/I -- \"the fatal disease\" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the\n"
53 "29 - This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's\n"
54 "30 - \"Elves and Dragons!\" I says to him. \"Cabbages and potatoes are better\n"
55 "31 - * Mercury calmly removes XT-Ream's arm..\n"
56 "32 - Beggars should be no choosers.\n"
57 "33 - Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect\n"
58 "34 - You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.\n"
59 "35 - Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.\n"
60 "36 - grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.\n"
61 "37 - Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.\n"
62 "38 - God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.\n"
63 "39 - The first condition of immortality is death. -Stanislaw Lec\n"
64 "40 - FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #6\n"
65 "41 - When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.\n"
66 "42 - An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff.\n"
67 "43 - The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.\n"
68 "44 - We're Knights of the Round Table\n"
69 "45 - \"Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new\n"
70 "46 - Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN\n"
71 "47 - How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?\n"
72 "48 - I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.\n"
73 "49 - Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they need\n"
74 "50 - The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex\n"
76 "52 - I never liked you, and I always will. -Samuel Goldwyn\n"
77 "53 - Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production of\n"
78 "54 - <toor> netgod: what do you have in your kernel??? The compiled source for\n"
79 "55 - Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no\n"
80 "56 - Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.\n"
81 "57 - Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n"
82 "58 - A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter\n"
83 "59 - All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow\n"
84 "60 - He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world\n"
85 "61 - > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..\n"
86 "62 - Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,\n"
87 "63 - Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in\n"
88 "64 - The street preacher looked so baffled\n"
89 "65 - Will Rogers never met you.\n"
90 "66 - It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.\n"
91 "67 - \"Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us.\"\n"
92 "68 - Lack of skill dictates economy of style.\n"
93 "69 - If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.\n"
95 "71 - Professional sample - not for sale.\n"
96 "72 - The real man's Bloody Mary:\n"
97 "73 - \"A penny for your thoughts?\"\n"
98 "74 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.\n"
99 "75 - Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been\n"
100 "76 - Down-Nesting:\n"
101 "77 - Truly simple systems... require infinite testing.\n"
102 "78 - \"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.\"\n"
103 "79 - There's only one everything.\n"
104 "80 - \"Do you think there's a God?\"\n"
105 "81 - I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice\n"
106 "82 - Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.\n"
107 "83 - First study the enemy. Seek weakness.\n"
108 "84 - Dear Emily, what about test messages?\n"
109 "85 - Families, when a child is born\n"
110 "86 - Protect from light.\n"
111 "87 - \"I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now\n"
112 "88 - May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.\n"
113 "89 - Moderation in all things.\n"
114 "90 - War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.\n"
115 "91 - A violent man will die a violent death.\n"
116 "92 - \"We can't schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting\"\n"
117 "93 - ignisecond, n:\n"
118 "94 - A tautology is a thing which is tautological.\n"
119 "95 - Management is not responsible for loss or damage.\n"
120 "96 - If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.\n"
121 "97 - Thus spake the master programmer:\n"
123 "99 - Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.\n"
124 "100 - It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,\n"
125 "101 - Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.\n"
126 "102 - A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.\n"
127 "103 - Major premise:\n"
128 "104 - Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich;\n"
129 "105 - If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president\n"
130 "106 - <Manoj> I *like* the chicken\n"
131 "107 - The man she had was kind and clean\n"
132 "108 - The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n"
133 "109 - A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty.\n"
134 "110 - HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:\n"
135 "111 - Question authority.\n"
136 "112 - \"Gentlemen of the jury,\" said the defense attorney, now beginning\n"
137 "113 - \"One size fits all\":\n"
138 "114 - Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.\n"
139 "115 - In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.\n"
140 "116 - Live Free or Live in Massachusetts.\n"
141 "117 - Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void. Waiting\n"
143 "119 - Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing.\n"
144 "120 - One expresses well the love he does not feel.\n"
145 "121 - <Slackware> uh oh, what have I started :)\n"
146 "122 - Tax, title, tag, and dealer handling not included.\n"
147 "123 - > Ok, I see you know what you're doing :-)\n"
148 "124 - This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is\n"
149 "125 - The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that\n"
150 "126 - I had the rare misfortune of being one of the first people to try and\n"
151 "127 - The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:\n"
152 "128 - Adam was but human--this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the\n"
153 "129 - Even if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about\n"
154 "130 - It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope.\n"
156 "132 - I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!\n"
157 "133 - FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #8\n"
158 "134 - The all-softening overpowering knell,\n"
159 "135 - Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.:\n"
160 "136 - It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I\bI win or lose.\n"
161 "137 - Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.\n"
162 "138 - I am convinced that the truest act of courage is to sacrifice ourselves\n"
163 "139 - Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n"
164 "140 - Algol-60 surely must be regarded as the most important programming language\n"
165 "141 - Even if you aren't in doubt, consider the mental welfare of the person who\n"
166 "142 - Infancy, n.:\n"
167 "143 - I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.\n"
168 "144 - Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.\n"
169 "145 - It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to\n"
170 "146 - A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.\n"
171 "147 - The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class\n"
172 "148 - As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic\n"
173 "149 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n"
174 "150 - Treaties are like roses and young girls -- they last while they last.\n"
175 "151 - I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.\n"
176 "152 - I have become me without my consent.\n"
177 "153 - Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!\n"
178 "154 - Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader\n"
179 "155 - Academicians care, that's who.\n"
180 "156 - <RoboHak> hmm, lunch does sound like a good idea\n"
181 "157 - Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going\n"
182 "158 - Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?\n"
183 "159 - You can fool some of the people some of the time,\n"
184 "160 - \"The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through\n"
185 "161 - A modem is a baudy house.\n"
186 "162 - \"That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver\"\n"
187 "163 - At the heart of science is an essential tension between two seemingly\n"
189 "165 - Successophobia:\n"
190 "166 - Alea iacta est.\n"
191 "167 - Save gas, don't use the shell.\n"
192 "168 - There was a writer in 'Life' magazine ... who claimed that rabbits have\n"
193 "169 - \"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like\n"
194 "170 - Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n"
195 "171 - Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.\n"
196 "172 - My father was a saint, I'm not.\n"
197 "173 - To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.\n"
198 "174 - You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.\n"
199 "175 - Dry clean only.\n"
200 "176 - Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up,\n"
201 "177 - Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.\n"
202 "178 - Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n"
203 "179 - Check here if tax deductible.\n"
204 "180 - Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears.\n"
205 "181 - I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!\n"
206 "182 - Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?\n"
207 "183 - Don't read everything you believe.\n"
209 "185 - You are always busy.\n"
210 "186 - Puns are little \"plays on words\" that a certain breed of person loves to\n"
211 "187 - If you want divine justice, die.\n"
212 "188 - You roll my log, and I will roll yours.\n"
213 "189 - Tempt me with a spoon!\n"
214 "190 - You will be surrounded by luxury.\n"
215 "191 - He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.\n"
216 "192 - If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to\n"
217 "193 - Usually, in the studio, on this sort of thing ... you just go out and have\n"
218 "194 - An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.\n"
219 "195 - It's clever, but is it art?\n"
220 "196 - The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live,\n"
221 "197 - You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.\n"
222 "198 - Hoaars-Faisse Gallery presents:\n"
223 "199 - The real man's Bloody Mary:\n"
224 "200 - When does later become never?\n"
225 "201 - It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.\n"
226 "202 - Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.\n"
227 "203 - If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then\n"
228 "204 - Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.\n"
229 "205 - As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,\n"
230 "206 - Some people have a way about them that seems to say: \"If I have\n"
231 "207 - \"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.\"\n"
232 "208 - If it happens once, it's a bug.\n"
233 "209 - In the broad and final sense all institutions are educational in the\n"
234 "210 - Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.\n"
235 "211 - Brain fried -- Core dumped\n"
236 "212 - Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:\n"
238 "214 - Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:\n"
239 "215 - If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.\n"
240 "216 - Brain off-line, please wait.\n"
241 "217 - The average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero.\n"
242 "218 - Something must be Done\n"
243 "219 - FORTRAN is the language of Powerful Computers.\n"
244 "220 - A single flow'r he sent me, since we met.\n"
245 "221 - If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.\n"
246 "222 - A light wife doth make a heavy husband.\n"
247 "223 - You can't take damsel here now.\n"
248 "224 - Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,\n"
249 "225 - What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?\n"
250 "226 - Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.\n"
251 "227 - >>> Internal error in fortune program:\n"
252 "228 - We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.\n"
253 "229 - A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements\n"
254 "230 - The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one of volume.\n"
255 "231 - Little Fly,\n"
256 "232 - Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work ... I did not, when\n"
257 "233 - Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?\n"
258 "234 - Rome wasn't burnt in a day.\n"
259 "235 - The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor\n"
260 "236 - May contain nuts.\n"
261 "237 - This unit... must... survive.\n"
262 "238 - Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,\n"
263 "239 - <james> but, then I used an Atari, I was more likely to win the lottery in\n"
264 "240 - Do not disturb.\n"
265 "241 - Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual\n"
266 "242 - No one likes us.\n"
267 "243 - Now I know someone out there is going to claim, \"Well then, UNIX is intuitive,\n"
268 "244 - I've heard a Jew and a Muslim argue in a Damascus cafe with less passion\n"
269 "245 - Pardo's First Postulate:\n"
270 "246 - What PROGRAM are they watching?\n"
271 "247 - There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one\n"
272 "248 - Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through\n"
273 "249 - They are called computers simply because computation is the only significant\n"
274 "250 - You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.\n"
275 "251 - \"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with\n"
276 "252 - Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing\n"
277 "253 - Give me a fish and I will eat today.\n"
278 "254 - Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.\n"
279 "255 - Who does not love wine, women, and song,\n"
280 "256 - In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he\n"
281 "257 - The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one of volume.\n"
282 "258 - In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back ... they couldn't\n"
283 "259 - All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts\n"
284 "260 - Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to\n"
285 "261 - \"You can have my Unix system when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.\"\n"
286 "262 - When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity\n"
287 "263 - This night methinks is but the daylight sick.\n"
288 "264 - There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I\n"
289 "265 - Satire is what closes Saturday night.\n"
290 "266 - Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...\n"
291 "267 - ... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued\n"
292 "268 - All intelligent species own cats.\n"
293 "269 - If you didn't have most of your friends, you wouldn't have most of\n"
294 "270 - A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, \"Santa, you know when I'm bad\n"
295 "271 - Everyone is more or less mad on one point.\n"
296 "272 - One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself.\n"
297 "273 - Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.\n"
298 "274 - You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.\n"
299 "275 - Dijkstra probably hates me.\n"
300 "276 - I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...\n"
301 "277 - I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!\n"
302 "278 - The so-called \"desktop metaphor\" of today's workstations is instead an\n"
303 "279 - My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...\n"
304 "280 - Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!\n"
305 "281 - Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people\n"
306 "282 - <Overfiend> Joy: Hey, I'm an asshole. Assholes emit odious gas.\n"
307 "283 - Why use Windows, since there is a door?\n"
308 "284 - Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well think of\n"
309 "285 - Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to\n"
310 "286 - Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.\n"
311 "287 - #define NULL 0 /* silly thing is, we don't even use this */\n"
312 "288 - Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made\n"
313 "289 - Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week,\n"
314 "290 - Neurotics build castles in the sky,\n"
315 "291 - What ever happened to happily ever after?\n"
316 "292 - It took 300 years to build and by the time it was 10% built,\n"
317 "293 - Jones' Motto:\n"
318 "294 - Men ought to know that from the brain and from the brain only arise our\n"
319 "295 - The primary function of the design engineer is to make things\n"
320 "296 - Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?\n"
321 "297 - Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go\n"
322 "298 - Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.\n"
323 "299 - One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.\n"
324 "300 - The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.\n"
325 "301 - Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.\n"
326 "302 - \"Can you program?\" \"Well, I'm literate, if that's what you mean!\"\n"
327 "303 - If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.\n"
328 "304 - The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,\n"
329 "305 - <barneyfu> knghtbrd: crap, SDL sure makes DGA a helluva alot easier too\n"
330 "306 - If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a\n"
331 "307 - Leveraging always beats prototyping.\n"
332 "308 - A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side. It\n"
333 "309 - \"...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a\n"
334 "310 - I'm wearing PAMPERS!!\n"
335 "311 - For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,\n"
336 "312 - I feel ... JUGULAR ...\n"
337 "313 - 4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986\n"
338 "314 - <gecko> Hmm... I wonder what else seperates Debian from the rest of the\n"
339 "315 - Whistler's Law:\n"
340 "316 - RAM wasn't built in a day.\n"
341 "317 - If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be\n"
342 "318 - For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.\n"
343 "319 - Buck-passing usually turns out to be a boomerang.\n"
344 "320 - My mother is a fish.\n"
345 "321 - As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't\n"
346 "322 - To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.\n"
347 "323 - Shut off engine before fueling.\n"
348 "324 - Just don't create a file called -rf. :-)\n"
349 "325 - Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.\n"
350 "326 - Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.\n"
351 "327 - Calm down, it's *____\b\b\b\bonly* ones and zeroes.\n"
352 "328 - Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.\n"
353 "329 - If science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible\n"
354 "330 - <Midgar> From all the sterotypes about Aussies, I figure you guys are\n"
355 "331 - \"Plan to throw one away. You will anyway.\"\n"
356 "332 - To err is human, to purr feline.\n"
357 "333 - \"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.\"\n"
358 "334 - We've tried each spinning space mote\n"
359 "335 - When a child is taught ... its programmed with simple instructions --\n"
360 "336 - Sodd's Second Law:\n"
361 "337 - Mr. DePree also expects a \"tremendous social change\" in all workplaces. \"When\n"
362 "338 - Many people are secretly interested in life.\n"
363 "339 - If I don't drive around the park,\n"
364 "340 - Man belongs wherever he wants to go.\n"
365 "341 - I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident.\n"
366 "342 - It looked like something resembling white marble, which was\n"
367 "343 - Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.\n"
368 "344 - They went rushing down that freeway,\n"
369 "345 - 'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks\n"
370 "346 - \"Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.\"\n"
371 "347 - Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.\n"
372 "348 - Sign here without admitting guilt.\n"
373 "349 - \"Floggings will continue until morale improves.\"\n"
374 "350 - \"Wrong,\" said Renner.\n"
375 "351 - * Espy ponders an uplad queue called 'hell' so I can do dupload --to hell\n"
376 "352 - All men have the right to wait in line.\n"
377 "353 - You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!\n"
378 "354 - It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.\n"
379 "355 - I already have too much problem with people thinking the efficiency of\n"
382 "358 - I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;\n"
383 "359 - You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.\n"
385 "361 - I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.\n"
386 "362 - Thou hast seen nothing yet.\n"
387 "363 - May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.\n"
388 "364 - One does not thank logic.\n"
389 "365 - Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.\n"
390 "366 - I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!\n"
391 "367 - Drink and dance and laugh and lie\n"
392 "368 - <Mercury> Someone fix it.\n"
393 "369 - Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.\n"
394 "370 - You buttered your bread, now lie in it.\n"
395 "371 - Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the\n"
396 "372 - The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.\n"
398 "374 - I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts!\n"
399 "375 - Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right. :-)\n"
400 "376 - Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to\n"
401 "377 - The difference between America and England is that the English think 100\n"
402 "378 - Fortune's Rules for Memo Wars: #2\n"
403 "379 - As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 programs;\n"
404 "380 - Lady, lady, should you meet\n"
405 "381 - Opened for inspection.\n"
406 "382 - Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the\n"
407 "383 - You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps.\n"
408 "384 - Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.\n"
409 "385 - Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.\n"
410 "386 - I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.\n"
411 "387 - Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much\n"
412 "388 - PL/I -- \"the fatal disease\" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the\n"
413 "389 - Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?\n"
414 "390 - <rcw> liiwi: printk(\"CPU0 on fire\n\");\n"
415 "391 - So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or good: so far\n"
416 "392 - Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.\n"
417 "393 - Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.\n"
418 "394 - Maintainer's Motto:\n"
419 "395 - ...One thing is that, unlike any other Western democracy that I know of,\n"
420 "396 - If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a\n"
421 "397 - This message was brought to you by Linux, the free unix.\n"
422 "398 - Personally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to\n"
423 "399 - If in doubt, mumble.\n"
424 "400 - When in this world the headlines read\n"
425 "401 - \"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.\"\n"
426 "402 - Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.\n"
427 "403 - Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.\n"
428 "404 - \"People should have access to the data which you have about them. There should\n"
429 "405 - Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.\n"
430 "406 - There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.\n"
431 "407 - When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.\n"
432 "408 - LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today? ? !\n"
433 "409 - The Great Movie Posters:\n"
434 "410 - I think that's easier to read. Pardon me. Less difficult to read.\n"
435 "411 - You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.\n"
436 "412 - A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.\n"
437 "413 - I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.\n"
438 "414 - Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's\n"
439 "415 - With/Without - and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?\n"
440 "416 - Consensus Terrorism:\n"
441 "417 - The bigger they are, the harder they hit.\n"
442 "418 - Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.\n"
444 "420 - Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.\n"
445 "421 - Actually, it also looks like we should optimize (13,2,42,8,'hike') into\n"
446 "422 - There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to\n"
447 "423 - I am practicing a fine point of ethics. It is acceptable to shoot back.\n"
448 "424 - Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!\n"
449 "425 - Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,\n"
450 "426 - I think for the most part that the readership here uses the c-word in\n"
451 "427 - Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of\n"
452 "428 - Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of\n"
453 "429 - Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.\n"
454 "430 - I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign itself\n"
455 "431 - To live is always desirable.\n"
456 "432 - Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:\n"
457 "433 - FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #6\n"
459 "435 - One big pile is better than two little piles.\n"
460 "436 - Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.\n"
461 "437 - Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,\n"
462 "438 - Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.\n"
463 "439 - Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?\n"
464 "440 - Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!\n"
465 "441 - Genius, n.:\n"
466 "442 - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.\n"
467 "443 - I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!\n"
468 "444 - Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n"
469 "445 - Don't kid yourself. Little is relevant, and nothing lasts forever.\n"
470 "446 - Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd\n"
471 "447 - There is a building with four floors. On the first floor, there\n"
472 "448 - Albrecht's Law:\n"
473 "449 - <joeyh> oh my, it's a UP P III.\n"
474 "450 - Status Substitution:\n"
475 "451 - Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.\n"
476 "452 - You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.\n"
477 "453 - No matter how much you do you never do enough.\n"
478 "454 - Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.\n"
479 "455 - My vaseline is RUNNING...\n"
480 "456 - American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.\n"
481 "457 - I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas,\n"
482 "458 - You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.\n"
483 "459 - An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same\n"
484 "460 - Just weigh your own hurt against the hurt of all the others, and then\n"
485 "461 - One organism, one vote.\n"
486 "462 - You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.\n"
487 "463 - Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.\n"
488 "464 - Satire is tragedy plus time.\n"
489 "465 - I KAISER ROLL?! What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW\n"
490 "466 - A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.\n"
491 "467 - If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.\n"
492 "468 - Vail's Second Axiom:\n"
493 "469 - Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's\n"
494 "470 - <joeyh> netgod: er, are these 2.2.0 packages 2.0.0pre9 or do you have a\n"
495 "471 - Occupational Slumming:\n"
496 "472 - Computer, n.:\n"
497 "473 - When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men\n"
498 "474 - That government is best which governs least.\n"
499 "475 - <lilo> it's weird, when you go on a safari to Africa to catch a lion, you\n"
500 "476 - You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.\n"
501 "477 - Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.\n"
502 "478 - Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be\n"
503 "479 - Paranoia is heightened awareness.\n"
504 "480 - While the year 2000 (y2k) problem is not an issue for us, all Linux\n"
505 "481 - * Culus fears perl - the language with optional errors\n"
506 "482 - It's simply unbelievable how much energy and creativity people have\n"
507 "483 - \"Tell the truth and run.\"\n"
508 "484 - A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.\n"
509 "485 - It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a\n"
510 "486 - Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented\n"
511 "487 - Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to\n"
512 "488 - I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde\n"
513 "489 - If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that\n"
514 "490 - Snow White has become a camera buff. She spends hours and hours\n"
515 "491 - Must be over 18.\n"
516 "492 - You will get what you deserve.\n"
517 "493 - Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.\n"
518 "494 - Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.\n"
519 "495 - \"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware.\"\n"
520 "496 - How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I\n"
521 "497 - Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.\n"
522 "498 - It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,\n"
523 "499 - Real Users never use the Help key.\n"
524 "500 - \"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears.\"\n"
525 "501 - Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations\n"
526 "502 - Thus spake the master programmer:\n"
527 "503 - Be valiant, but not too venturous.\n"
528 "504 - A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.\n"
529 "505 - People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his\n"
530 "506 - Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.\n"
531 "507 - * Phaedrus wishes he could get a machine that consists of Sparc IO,\n"
532 "508 - $100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at\n"
533 "509 - I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat\n"
534 "510 - \"Welcome back for you 13th consecutive week, Evelyn. Evelyn, will\n"
535 "511 - My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, \"Mom, go for it!\"\n"
536 "512 - I think irc isn't going to work though---we're running out of topic space!\n"
537 "513 - Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a\n"
538 "514 - [In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I\n"
539 "515 - Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n"
540 "516 - Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?\n"
541 "517 - Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their\n"
542 "518 - For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...\n"
543 "519 - Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!\n"
544 "520 - I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct.\n"
545 "521 - Kington's Law of Perforation:\n"
546 "522 - High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven:\n"
547 "523 - You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will\n"
548 "524 - There you go man,\n"
549 "525 - Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.\n"
550 "526 - To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.\n"
551 "527 - \"Engineering without management is art.\"\n"
552 "528 - Decision maker, n.:\n"
553 "529 - > You know you are \"there\" when you are known by your first name, and\n"
554 "530 - The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded\n"
555 "531 - \"slackware users don't matter. in my experience, slackware users are\n"
556 "532 - Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n"
557 "533 - Better tried by twelve than carried by six.\n"
558 "534 - Have a nice diurnal anomaly.\n"
559 "535 - I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.\n"
560 "536 - I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -Benjamin Disraeli\n"
561 "537 - Results are not typical.\n"
562 "538 - Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.\n"
563 "539 - Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so\n"
564 "540 - God doesn't play dice.\n"
565 "541 - I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every\n"
566 "542 - Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying\n"
567 "543 - I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.\n"
568 "544 - His designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is: that is, to rob\n"
569 "545 - I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.\n"
570 "546 - From 0 to \"what seems to be the problem officer\" in 8.3 seconds.\n"
571 "547 - No passes accepted for this engagement.\n"
572 "548 - semper en excretus\n"
573 "549 - The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact\n"
574 "550 - Impartial, adj.:\n"
575 "551 - Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.\n"
576 "552 - Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century. Politics is about\n"
577 "553 - The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.\n"
578 "554 - It's just a jump to the left\n"
579 "555 - Best if used before date on carton.\n"
580 "556 - Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the\n"
581 "557 - USENET would be a better laboratory if there were more labor and less oratory.\n"
582 "558 - As for the basic assumptions about individuality and self, this is the core\n"
583 "559 - \"You can't teach seven foot.\"\n"
584 "560 - 'Course, I haven't weighed in yet. :-)\n"
585 "561 - History repeats itself -- the first time as a tragi-comedy, the second\n"
586 "562 - \"We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic\n"
587 "563 - The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems\n"
588 "564 - Oh, when I was in love with you,\n"
589 "565 - Only the fittest survive. The vanquished acknowledge their unworthiness by\n"
590 "566 - Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.\n"
591 "567 - I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the\n"
592 "568 - I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\n"
593 "569 - I am myself plus my circumstance, and if I do not save it, I cannot\n"
594 "570 - Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.\n"
595 "571 - One size fits all.\n"
597 "573 - You know you're in trouble when...\n"
598 "574 - Change your thoughts and you change your world.\n"
599 "575 - \"He didn't run for reelection. `Politics brings you into contact with all the\n"
600 "576 - It is not good for a man to be without knowledge,\n"
601 "577 - One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.\n"
602 "578 - Needs are a function of what other people have.\n"
603 "579 - Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the\n"
604 "580 - One toke over the line, sweet Mary,\n"
605 "581 - You're using a keyboard! How quaint!\n"
606 "582 - This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.\n"
607 "583 - The sheep died in the wool.\n"
608 "584 - Some stirring may be necessary to achieve proper consistency.\n"
609 "585 - Mater artium necessitas.\n"
610 "586 - Egotism, n:\n"
611 "587 - She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting\n"
612 "588 - She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.\n"
613 "589 - It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth\n"
614 "590 - No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless\n"
615 "591 - The ladies men admire, I've heard,\n"
616 "592 - Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to\n"
617 "593 - The only \"ism\" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.\n"
618 "594 - In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.\n"
619 "595 - There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is\n"
620 "596 - This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you\n"
621 "597 - Thus spake the master programmer:\n"
622 "598 - All generalisations are dangerous, including this one.\n"
623 "599 - Excitement and danger await your induction to tracer duty! As a tracer,\n"
624 "600 - Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the\n"
625 "601 - But soft you, the fair Ophelia:\n"
626 "602 - Subject: Bug#42432: debian-policy: Proposal for CTV for Draft for Proof of\n"
627 "603 - You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.\n"
628 "604 - Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.\n"
629 "605 - Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a great bear. The peasants\n"
630 "606 - Compliment, n.:\n"
631 "607 - In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a \"Continental\n"
632 "608 - \"The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often.\"\n"
633 "609 - Established technology tends to persist in the face of new technology.\n"
634 "610 - All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.\n"
635 "611 - The primary difference [...] is that the Java programm will reliably and\n"
636 "612 - Alan E. Davis: Some files at llug.sep.bnl.gov/pub/debian/Incoming are\n"
637 "613 - FORTRAN rots the brain.\n"
638 "614 - ...computer hardware progress is so fast. No other technology since\n"
639 "615 - All that is gold does not glitter,\n"
640 "616 - \"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.\"\n"
641 "617 - You can't break eggs without making an omelet.\n"
642 "618 - Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n"
643 "619 - Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon\n"
644 "620 - Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!\n"
645 "621 - \"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary\n"
646 "622 - It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is?\n"
647 "623 - <aph> manoj is going nuts on the bug fixing crusade! woo woo!\n"
648 "624 - It appears that PL/I (and its dialects) is, or will be, the most widely\n"
649 "625 - Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n"
650 "626 - Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a\n"
651 "627 - We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.\n"
652 "628 - You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially\n"
653 "629 - Japanese Minimalism:\n"
654 "630 - FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- it is hardy, occasionally blooms,\n"
655 "631 - I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on\n"
656 "632 - A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.\n"
657 "633 - An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.\n"
658 "634 - I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!\n"
659 "635 - Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's\n"
660 "636 - Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!\n"
661 "637 - > I've hacked the Xaw3d library to give you a Win95 like interface and it\n"
662 "638 - A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled,\n"
663 "639 - \"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!\"\n"
664 "640 - Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.\n"
665 "641 - The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age,\n"
666 "642 - \"The pyramid is opening!\"\n"
667 "643 - As I argued in \"Beloved Son\", a book about my son Brian and the subject\n"
668 "644 - Sometimes, too long is too long.\n"
669 "645 - <dark> \"Let's form the Linux Standard Linux Standardization Association\n"
670 "646 - I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.\n"
671 "647 - A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first\n"
672 "648 - Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed\n"
673 "649 - We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.\n"
674 "650 - If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.\n"
675 "651 - Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.\n"
677 "653 - * Knghtbrd unleashes a pair of double barreled snurf guns and covers\n"
678 "654 - H. L. Mencken's Law:\n"
679 "655 - Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.\n"
680 "656 - Odd that we think definitions are definitive. :-)\n"
681 "657 - Save the whales. Collect the whole set.\n"
682 "658 - <joeyh> oh my, it's a UP P III.\n"
683 "659 - All seems condemned in the long run to approximate a state akin to\n"
684 "660 - Well, the handwriting is on the floor.\n"
685 "661 - Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.\n"
686 "662 - At participating locations only.\n"
687 "663 - This message was brought to you by Linux, the free unix.\n"
688 "664 - Default, n.:\n"
689 "665 - The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's.\n"
690 "666 - system-independent, adj.:\n"
691 "667 - Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.\n"
692 "668 - To err is human, to purr feline.\n"
693 "669 - (1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the\n"
694 "670 - I have a simple philosophy:\n"
695 "671 - Boren's Laws:\n"
696 "672 - So many women; so little time!\n"
697 "673 - Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.\n"
698 "674 - No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.\n"
699 "675 - A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter\n"
700 "676 - ... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!\n"
701 "677 - Hardware, n.:\n"
702 "678 - Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was\n"
703 "679 - \"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.\"\n"
704 "680 - I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because\n"
705 "681 - If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front\n"
706 "682 - The University of California Statistics Department; where mean is normal,\n"
707 "683 - Architectural Indigestion:\n"
708 "684 - Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.\n"
709 "685 - \"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ...\"\n"
710 "686 - While walking down a crowded\n"
711 "687 - All who joy would win Must share it --\n"
712 "688 - <Knghtbrd> Granted, RMS is a fanatic, I don't deny this. I'll even say\n"
713 "689 - Now is the time for all good men to come to.\n"
714 "690 - Eh, that's it, I guess. No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this\n"
715 "691 - And on the eighth day, we bulldozed it.\n"
717 "693 - \"Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and\n"
718 "694 - If you see an onion ring -- answer it!\n"
719 "695 - Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?\n"
720 "696 - You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a\n"
721 "697 - \"Somewhere\", said Father Vittorini, \"did Blake not speak of the\n"
722 "698 - My dear People.\n"
723 "699 - Fortune favors the lucky.\n"
724 "700 - Take what you can use and let the rest go by.\n"
725 "701 - [He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had\n"
726 "702 - Reply hazy, ask again later.\n"
727 "703 - A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor\n"
728 "704 - Words are the voice of the heart.\n"
729 "705 - Thus spake the master programmer:\n"
730 "706 - Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind; it is a temper of\n"
731 "707 - On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the\n"
732 "708 - Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else\n"
733 "709 - You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.\n"
734 "710 - In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout \"Fire!\"\n"
735 "711 - <Sanaya> you guys are all sick! sick sick sick I tell ya ;)\n"
736 "712 - vacation, n.:\n"
737 "713 - If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.\n"
738 "714 - <gecko> Hmm... I wonder what else seperates Debian from the rest of the\n"
739 "715 - Humor in the Court:\n"
740 "716 - This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of\n"
741 "717 - Q: What's a light-year?\n"
742 "718 - What happens to a dream deferred?\n"
743 "719 - Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running\n"
744 "720 - Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.\n"
745 "721 - Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading.\n"
746 "722 - panic: kernel trap (ignored)\n"
747 "723 - Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.\n"
748 "724 - Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.\n"
749 "725 - Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.\n"
750 "726 - Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place\n"
751 "727 - Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat.\n"
752 "728 - \"Do you believe in intuition?\"\n"
753 "729 - Postage will be paid by addressee.\n"
754 "730 - If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.\n"
755 "731 - Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between\n"
756 "732 - I was the best I ever had.\n"
757 "733 - If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.\n"
758 "734 - And the silence came surging softly backwards\n"
759 "735 - Now, you might ask, \"How do I get one of those complete home tool\n"
760 "736 - A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride\n"
761 "737 - And all that the Lorax left here in this mess\n"
762 "738 - Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!\n"
763 "739 - You will not be elected to public office this year.\n"
764 "740 - For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in\n"
765 "741 - Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.\n"
766 "742 - Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n"
767 "743 - Al didn't smile for forty years. You've got to admire a man like that.\n"
768 "744 - Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ...\n"
769 "745 - The more a man is imbued with the ordered regularity of all events, the firmer\n"
770 "746 - Girls are better looking in snowstorms.\n"
771 "747 - Sturgeon's Law:\n"
772 "748 - A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen\n"
773 "749 - This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered\n"
774 "750 - If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!\n"
775 "751 - gurmlish, n.:\n"
776 "752 - Though I respect that a lot\n"
777 "753 - Look ere ye leap.\n"
778 "754 - Veni, Vidi, VISA:\n"
779 "755 - The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.\n"
780 "756 - Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...\n"
781 "757 - In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.\n"
782 "758 - Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.\n"
783 "759 - Tax and title extra.\n"
784 "760 - Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart\n"
785 "761 - Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.\n"
786 "762 - Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash....\n"
787 "763 - In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you\n"
788 "764 - \"The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that\n"
789 "765 - The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher\n"
790 "766 - \"Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few\n"
791 "767 - If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.\n"
792 "768 - \"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!\"\n"
793 "769 - \"It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?\" -- Peter Oakley\n"
794 "770 - Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.\n"
795 "771 - UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody.\n"
796 "772 - One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner\n"
797 "773 - Thus spake the master programmer:\n"
798 "774 - At some point, bits have to go into packets and routers need to make\n"
799 "775 - Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.\n"
800 "776 - Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase\n"
801 "777 - Shift to the left,\n"
802 "778 - === ALL CSH USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================\n"
803 "779 - Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.\n"
804 "780 - Only a fool fights in a burning house.\n"
805 "781 - Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.\n"
806 "782 - You will not censor me through bug terrorism.\n"
807 "783 - There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.\n"
808 "784 - There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's\n"
809 "785 - There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it is done in private\n"
810 "786 - We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.\n"
811 "787 - Not every question deserves an answer.\n"
812 "788 - <Xavvy> is that really knghtbrd?\n"
813 "789 - No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is\n"
814 "790 - Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.\n"
815 "791 - \"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.\"\n"
816 "792 - All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent\n"
817 "793 - A friend in need is a pest indeed.\n"
818 "794 - You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.\n"
819 "795 - He who loses, wins the race,\n"
820 "796 - The Least Perceptive Literary Critic\n"
821 "797 - One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they\n"
822 "798 - A full belly makes a dull brain.\n"
823 "799 - Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.\n"
824 "800 - \"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.\"\n"
825 "801 - I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman.\n"
826 "802 - \"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be\n"
827 "803 - Gordon's Law:\n"
828 "804 - Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.\n"
829 "805 - It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all copy-books and\n"
830 "806 - <Reed> It is important to note that the primary reason the Roman Empire\n"
831 "807 - Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...\n"
833 "809 - Even bytes get lonely for a little bit.\n"
834 "810 - Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.\n"
835 "811 - I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.\n"
836 "812 - The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest\n"
837 "813 - So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.\n"
838 "814 - \"I'm a mean green mother from outer space\"\n"
839 "815 - Satire is what closes Saturday night.\n"
840 "816 - Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n"
841 "817 - The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.\n"
842 "818 - For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--\n"
843 "819 - To be is to do.\n"
845 "821 - EARL GREY PROFILES\n"
846 "822 - The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later\n"
847 "823 - Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterman\n"
848 "824 - When your memory goes, forget it!\n"
849 "825 - Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?\n"
850 "826 - According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least\n"
851 "827 - I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me,\n"
853 "829 - No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --\n"
854 "830 - One picture is worth 128K words.\n"
855 "831 - Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and\n"
856 "832 - Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?\n"
857 "833 - Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white\n"
858 "834 - FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #37\n"
859 "835 - The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.\n"
860 "836 - It's clever, but is it art?\n"
861 "837 - Techical solutions are not a matter of voting. Two legislations in the US\n"
863 "839 - Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster\n"
864 "840 - Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.\n"
865 "841 - I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.\n"
866 "842 - It was one time too many\n"
867 "843 - Life is difficult because it is non-linear.\n"
868 "844 - A diplomatic husband said to his wife, \"How do you expect me to remember\n"
869 "845 - If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.\n"
870 "846 - You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed\n"
871 "847 - Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.\n"
872 "848 - The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.\n"
873 "849 - Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven;\n"
874 "850 - There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses\n"
875 "851 - Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my\n"
876 "852 - If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become\n"
877 "853 - Blutarsky's Axiom:\n"
878 "854 - I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.\n"
879 "855 - <Midgar> From all the sterotypes about Aussies, I figure you guys are\n"
880 "856 - This is now. Later is later.\n"
881 "857 - I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of\n"
882 "858 - He knew the tavernes well in every toun.\n"
883 "859 - Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole\n"
884 "860 - FROM THE DESK OF\n"
885 "861 - \"Were there no women, men might live like gods.\"\n"
886 "862 - Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.\n"
887 "863 - An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.\n"
888 "864 - <robert> i understand there are some reasonable limits to free speech in\n"
889 "865 - Death wish, n.:\n"
890 "866 - Subject: Bug#42432: debian-policy: Proposal for CTV for Draft for Proof of\n"
891 "867 - Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing.\n"
892 "868 - It's better to be quotable than to be honest.\n"
893 "869 - \"He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable.\"\n"
894 "870 - You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE\n"
895 "871 - I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.\n"
896 "872 - Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.\n"
897 "873 - Void where prohibited by law.\n"
898 "874 - Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n"
899 "875 - Documentation is the castor oil of programming.\n"
900 "876 - <Knghtbrd> QF is going to get zipfile support today\n"
901 "877 - A friend of mine has a barcode on his arm.\n"
902 "878 - From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.\n"
903 "879 - People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to\n"
904 "880 - Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.\n"
905 "881 - <Stealth> How do I bind a computer to an NIS server?\n"
906 "882 - > The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF\n"
907 "883 - System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.\n"
908 "884 - IOT trap -- core dumped\n"
909 "885 - Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad.\n"
910 "886 - \"Necessity is the mother of invention\" is a silly proverb. \"Necessity\n"
911 "887 - Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!\n"
912 "888 - The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing\n"
913 "889 - <Mercury> alexsh: Be /VERY/ cairful, you could, if your unlucky, fry your\n"
914 "890 - Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.\n"
915 "891 - Ethnomagnetism:\n"
916 "892 - Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about\n"
917 "893 - The wages of sin are unreported.\n"
918 "894 - Overboarding:\n"
919 "895 - I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to\n"
920 "896 - Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a\n"
921 "897 - Truth is free, but information costs.\n"
922 "898 - The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture.\n"
923 "899 - Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.\n"
924 "900 - The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.\n"
925 "901 - Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business.\n"
926 "902 - Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing\n"
927 "903 - Griffin's Thought:\n"
928 "904 - Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.\n"
929 "905 - Anybody want a binary telemetry frame editor written in Perl?\n"
930 "906 - Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?\n"
931 "907 - Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her\n"
932 "908 - On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.\n"
933 "909 - Linus Torvalds:\n"
934 "910 - Ladles and Jellyspoons!\n"
935 "911 - Evil isn't all bad.\n"
936 "912 - One of the things I routinely tell people is that if it's in the news, don't\n"
937 "913 - Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.\n"
938 "914 - Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.\n"
939 "915 - Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n"
940 "916 - Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated\n"
941 "917 - Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin\n"
942 "918 - To downgrade the human mind is bad theology.\n"
943 "919 - A sharper perspective on this matter is particularly important to feminist\n"
944 "920 - \"The pyramid is opening!\"\n"
945 "921 - A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!\n"
946 "922 - A modem is a baudy house.\n"
947 "923 - He is a man capable of turning any colour into grey.\n"
948 "924 - <Overfiend_> Overfiend's First Law of Package Quality: If the\n"
949 "925 - In his book, Mr. DePree tells the story of how designer George Nelson urged\n"
950 "926 - One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and\n"
951 "927 - Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,\n"
952 "928 - \"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.\"\n"
953 "929 - \"I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling.\"\n"
954 "930 - \"If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's\n"
955 "931 - Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.\n"
956 "932 - Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n"
957 "933 - brain-damaged, generalization of \"Honeywell Brain Damage\" (HBD), a\n"
958 "934 - Law of Selective Gravity:\n"
959 "935 - \"It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius.\"\n"
960 "936 - Scenery is here, wish you were beautiful.\n"
961 "937 - And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower. \"This,\" cried the Mayor,\n"
962 "938 - It's hard to tune heavily tuned code. :-)\n"
963 "939 - <Knghtbrd> NOTE THAT THE ABOVE IS JUST AN OPINION AND SHOULD NOT BE\n"
964 "940 - Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for. ;-)\n"
965 "941 - Just machines to make big decisions,\n"
966 "942 - An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.\n"
967 "943 - ----==-- _ / / \\n"
968 "944 - Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a\n"
969 "945 - Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people\n"
970 "946 - The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.\n"
971 "947 - \"No matter where you go, there you are...\"\n"
972 "948 - Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great\n"
973 "949 - Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.\n"
974 "950 - As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.\n"
976 "952 - Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.\n"
977 "953 - I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.\n"
978 "954 - Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.\n"
979 "955 - It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what\n"
980 "956 - quit When the quit statement is read, the bc processor\n"
982 "958 - If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.\n"
983 "959 - You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.\n"
984 "960 - Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.\n"
985 "961 - \"I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development\n"
986 "962 - Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely\n"
987 "963 - The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.\n"
988 "964 - Beelzebug, n.:\n"
989 "965 - Brisk talkers are usually slow thinkers. There is, indeed, no wild beast\n"
990 "966 - A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.\n"
991 "967 - Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two\n"
992 "968 - While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and\n"
993 "969 - Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya!\n"
994 "970 - Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.\n"
995 "971 - Let the machine do the dirty work.\n"
996 "972 - It's not hard to admit errors that are [only] cosmetically wrong.\n"
997 "973 - There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is\n"
998 "974 - Do not allow this language (Ada) in its present state to be used in\n"
999 "975 - The Great Movie Posters:\n"
1000 "976 - Lowery's Law:\n"
1001 "977 - We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should\n"
1002 "978 - In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency.\n"
1003 "979 - The Worst Musical Trio\n"
1005 "981 - I'm not available for comment..\n"
1006 "982 - You don't have to be nice to people on the way up if you're not planning on\n"
1007 "983 - \"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass.\"\n"
1008 "984 - Change the Social Contract? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.\n"
1010 "986 - Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.\n"
1011 "987 - A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another\n"
1012 "988 - It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.\n"
1013 "989 - If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot\n"
1014 "990 - I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of \"BOWLING WORLD\" while my wife\n"
1015 "991 - The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n"
1016 "992 - A man who fishes for marlin in ponds\n"
1017 "993 - Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.\n"
1018 "994 - \"Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.\"\n"
1019 "995 - Everyone is more or less mad on one point.\n"
1020 "996 - Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.\n"
1021 "997 - Biz is better.\n"
1022 "998 - \"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.\"\n"
1023 "999 - A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but\n" "1000 - ...I would go so far as to suggest that, were it not for our ego and\n" LASTLINE
"\n";
1025 int main(int argc UNUSED
, char **argv UNUSED
)
1032 SplitLines(input
, sizeof(input
), &lines
, "\n", 1, "", 0, FALSE
);
1034 #define COMPARE(num, text) \
1035 if (strcmp(GetLineString(input, &lines, num), text) != 0) { \
1036 printf("DIFFERENT[%d]:\n-------\n%s\n-------\n%s\n-------\n", num, GetLineString(input, &lines, num), text); \
1040 if (strlen(GetLineString(input, &lines, num)) != (size_t)GetLineLength(input, &lines, num)) { \
1041 printf("DIFFERENT LENGTH[%d]: %ld %d\n", num, (long)strlen(GetLineString(input, &lines, num)), GetLineLength(input, &lines, num)); \
1046 COMPARE(1, LONGLINE
);
1047 COMPARE(1002, LASTLINE
);
1051 GetLineString(NULL
, NULL
, 0);
1056 /* Editor configuration
1057 * vim: noexpandtab sw=8 ts=8 sts=8 tw=72:
