lisp/play/meese.el

   1 ;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America
   2
   3 ;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
   4 ;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.
   5
   6 ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
   7
   8 ;; Maintainer: FSF
   9 ;; Keywords: games
  10
  11 ;;; Commentary:
  12
  13 ;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
  14 ;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.
  15
  16 ;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
  17 ;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.
  18
  19 ;;; Code:
  20
  21 (defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  22   (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
  23     (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
  24              (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
  25              (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
  26         (progn
  27           (clear-visited-file-modtime)
  28           (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
  29           (let ((inhibit-read-only t))  ; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
  30             (erase-buffer)
  31             (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
  32           (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))
  33
  34 (add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)
  35 (provide 'meese)
  36
  37 ;;; meese.el ends here