lisp/play/meese.el

   1 ;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America
   2
   3 ;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
   4 ;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.
   5
   6 ;; Maintainer: FSF
   7 ;; Keywords: games
   8
   9 ;;; Code:
  10
  11 (defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  12   (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
  13     (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
  14              (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
  15              (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
  16         (progn
  17           (clear-visited-file-modtime)
  18           (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
  19           (let ((inhibit-read-only t))  ; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
  20             (erase-buffer)
  21             (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
  22           (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))
  23
  24 (add-hook 'find-file-hooks 'protect-innocence-hook)
  25 (provide 'meese)
  26
  27 ;;; meese.el ends here