2 [OP pic](http://i.imgur.com/yiZY2Ha.jpg)
3 Let me tell you a story about a horrible monster.
4 Like most horrible monsters, she was a small, pretty girl.
5 I met her in elementary school, before she became a terrifying beast.
6 I didn't actually become "friends" with her until high school, before that she was a fairly normal child , I believe.
7 But around the start of high school, she started to change.
8 Or rather, everyone else did.
9 Boys started working out and idolizing rock stars, girls started wearing tight clothes and fucking everything that moved,
10 but she stayed the same.
11 She called herself Baby.
12 While the other students started finding interest in the opposite sex, Baby still found interest in stuffed animals and fluffy skirts.
13 Being a true robot, I had no friends when I started high school.
14 Like a lot of you, the first lunch period of freshman year, I had no where to sit.
15 There was one completely empty table behind the disabled kids, which I assume was empty because no one wanted to sit by the disabled kids.
16 But I had no where else.
17 I sat down at the table on the far side of the kid who was listening to head phones and rocking enthusiastically.
18 I have nothing against disabled kids, he was just rocking into the chair behind him; Elmo Goes Over the Hill is a party song.
19 Shortly after I sat down and accepted that I would die alone as all robots do, something fluffy and pink appeared in the corner of my eye.
20 I looked up; it was a pretty girl.
21 I said, "H-Hel-Helsdfbgbfdfd."
22 She smiled at me vacantly and said, "May I sit with you?"
23 Not realizing that she was just being polite, not that she hadn't heard me, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Sure."
26 She sat, carefully straightening her skirts.
27 She said nothing as she ate a tiny lunch.
28 Again, being a true robot, I didn't know when to keep my mouth shut.
29 I asked her, "What's you're name?"
30 She smiled lightly and said, "Baby."
31 I laughed and said, "Seriously?"
32 She turned toward me, she had big dark eyes and chubby pink cheeks. She really did look like a baby.
33 She said, "Yes," and went back to eating.
34 I realized I had been rude.
35 I said, "Sorry, I thought you were joking."
38 She said, "That's fine."
39 I didn't know what to say to that, she didn't sound sarcastic at all.
41 We sat together at lunch every day for the rest of the year.
42 Saying nothing every single day.
44 There's nothing wrong with any of that though, not really.
48 We weren't really friends, clearly, we just sat together for forty minutes per day.
49 But I saw her through out the day too and sometimes action came to her.
50 Early on in the year, some girls came up to her at lunch.
51 They were your average whores, 14-year-olds wearing Ugg boots tucked into skinny jeans who had already taken three dicks in the ass a piece.
52 Apparently, these whores had beef with Baby.
53 A girl with a ridiculous poof of hair at the front of her head walked up next to baby and tipped her little Hello Kitty lunch box over.
54 She said, "You look like the Barbie isle at Wal-Mart puked on you."
55 Baby looked up at her with her empty smile and round eyes and said, "That's a terribly rude thing to do, you know."
56 The poof-headed whore laughed, "Who fucking cares what you think? Fucking dyke. No one cares what happens to you. Why don't you go home? Why don't you kill yourself too?"
57 I was quite shocked, never having seen girl-bullying before. The bullying I was used to was somebody bigger than you punches you in the arm, calls you a fag, and then walks away.
58 Baby wasn't having none of that shit.
59 She stood up, still smiling, pushed her chair in, and whispered into the girl's ear.
60 The look on her face melted into fear.
62 She said, "You're a freak! Cunt! Fucking faggot! Kill yourself!" as she kept backing up and eventually ran away.
63 The other girls stared.
65 Baby sat back down and cleaned up her lunch.
66 The other girls left, presumably to find their friend.
67 I asked Baby, "What did you say to her?"
68 Baby said, "Nothing that wasn't true."
70 That was a little unusual...
75 >I asked Baby, "What did you say to her?"
77 spoiler: [pic related](http://i.imgur.com/RVQ3kwC.jpg)
79 so we can stop wasting time on this shit
83 [image](http://data2.whicdn.com/images/42642164/superthumb.jpg)
85 Nope, they're both girls. Sorry to disappoint.
87 Baby was the calmest person I had ever met.
88 A few other instances of girl-bullying happened, but every time, baby gave them no fun reaction, so it stopped fairly quickly.
89 But one day, something awful happened.
90 As Baby and I were leaving the cafeteria, and Baby was going to the library to skip gym as usual, someone spilled soup on her.
91 Now, even as a normal person, it sucks when someone spills food on you.
92 But for Baby, someone spilling food on you is comparable to being burned with fireplace poker.
93 She shrieked as though she'd just seen a baby carriage hit by a car.
94 The boy who did it was grinning like a little faggot and his friend elbowed him and said, "Whoops."
98 She grabbed his face with her long, decorated fingernails and dug at his eyes.
99 His friend left him and ran.
100 Everyone around us ran too.
101 The boy flailed and punched her as he tried to get away.
102 I stood and watched because I'm fucking useless.
103 The principal and school monitor came running in eventually, a lunch lady had run to the office and told them what was happening.
104 They pulled her off of him, her little pink Mary Janes kicking.
105 She screamed, "MYYYYY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!" as they carried her away.
107 It was fucking crazy.
108 The boy was mostly okay.
113 if this doesn't end in yandere sex between you and her, i'll be disappointed
117 [image](http://i.imgur.com/KHesSm3.jpg)
124 >looks like that guy now has
132 Baby didn't show up at school for a month.
133 I figured that she had been expelled or sent to the alternative school.
134 But then, a month later, Baby came back, in a fluffy mint green dress and little mint green matching shoes, smiling her vacant smile like nothing had happened.
135 At first i was hit with a rush of joy, she was back! MY lunch friend was back!
136 But then I remembered, this girl violently assaulted a boy for pouring soup on her.
137 I was still excited though.
138 I asked, "Baby, how are you? Where have you been?"
139 Baby's smile seemed to become less doll-like and more genuine. Maybe she thought it was nice that someone had missed her.
140 She said, "I go to the hospital sometimes. They just need to make sure I'm alright."
141 "Oh, did you get burned by it or something?"
143 "Oh, so like a mental hospital?"
145 "So you didn't get in trouble or anything?"
146 "No. That boy was in the wrong. He did a horrible thing and he was punished for it. I did nothing wrong, why would I get into trouble?"
147 Maybe because you clawed a guy's eye out?
148 But I said, "Oh, I was just wondering."
149 And that was the last we spoke of it.
151 Maybe girls really do get special treatment.
157 Is that all there is to this story?
162 To the story of her return, yes.
163 But there are more stories coming.
165 I guess I should switch to greentext.
167 >been eating lunch with Baby for almost the whole year
169 >Baby actually talks to me
170 >"Would you like to come over to my house?"
171 >pretty girl asking me to come over?
173 >but she's a girl and I might get to touch boob
175 >"Wonderful. I'd like to have you over tomorrow at noon, is that alright?"
179 >getting ready to go over
180 >mom doesn't want me to go
181 >she knows about the attack
182 >tell mom not to cockblock me
185 >dad drives me to her house
186 >Baby greets me at the door
187 >"Hello, please come in. I hope you didn't have any trouble finding your way here."
189 >boob on my mind, boob on my mind
190 >I might touch a boob today
191 >walk through the living room
192 >her parents are there
194 >they both look me up and down
195 >I guess I don't look so good, or at least not like what they would expect her to bring home
196 >they look normal and so does the house
197 >I'm just a dumpy little fat man
198 >her dad says to leave the door open
199 >she says, "Yes, of course, Daddy."
200 >as she leads me upstairs. she quietly says, "Daddy is always afraid that I'll let some dirty nasty boy touch me and get me pregnant."
208 >she opens the door to her room
210 >it's a baby's room, yes
211 >the floor is covered in a large, fluffy, pink rug
212 >the giant bed has a fluffy blanket on it
213 >stuffed animals fucking everywhere
215 >there is a human-size stuffed bear sitting at one of those short Japanese tables
216 >there are cups and a teapot sitting on the table
219 >she says to take off my shoes
224 >his unseeing eyes stare out into the fluff
226 >she starts to pour us tea
230 >she says, "Careful."
231 >it tastes horrible and burn-y
232 >spit it back into the cup
234 >I hold my little cup and stare at her.
235 >she says, "You don't like it? I can get you something else."
236 >I tell her it's fine just because I don;t want to get my eyes gouged out
237 >we sit the bear and sip our whiskey
238 >she finally says, "So?"
240 >"So, what do you think?"
242 >"My room. What do you think of my room?"
244 >she smiled and nodded, pleased
245 >the bear sighed in relief
246 >"Would you like to come over again some time?"
248 >"Wonderful. I'm quite fond of you. You don't put up a fight like other people. You're better than them, you know."
249 >"Th-Thanks, I like you too."
250 >we sat in silence for several more hours
251 >her mom brought us tea cakes at some point
252 >I went home hammered
254 More to come, I have to take a break for awhile, internet trouble.
258 >I'm quite fond of you. You don't put up a fight like other people. You're better than them, you know.
260 this shit gave me shivers. have a bump lil nigga
272 This story is giving me nightmares keep going
276 [image](https://38.media.tumblr.com/0f75b6a566a3f8198b6293b9329fc52e/tumblr_mqapabqjsd1rtj8vfo1_400.gif)
278 >yfw it's because she found him
282 [image](http://i.imgur.com/DVPTcO3.gif)
283 dON'T WorRY aNoNYmous. OP iS ALRight. HE and i WIll pOst more STories of oUr wAcky mIsAdVENTURes soOOn enOUgh.
287 [image](http://i.imgur.com/R2aYUYy.jpg)
288 It's OP, I'm back, I'm really sorry about the delay, I didn't expect to have to leave for that long.
293 Type faster before she gets you and puts you in her dungeon.
297 [image](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/19/64/1a/19641a89881f728b9ea002f71b127c94.jpg)
298 So freshman year ended, I only saw her once over summer break.
299 She gave me apple juice instead of whiskey.
301 >first day of sophomore year
302 >everyone getting into their groups for the year
303 >I keep my eye out for Baby all morning, I haven't seen or heard from her since early summer
304 >the bell rings for class to start
306 >did she move or something?
307 >go to class very disappointed
308 >all the classes are half length today because it's the first day
309 >about ten minutes into my third class, Foods & Cooking
311 >looks like pic related but in black and mint
312 >her face looks so sweet but so empty
313 >she turns to the teacher and says, "I'm very sorry I'm late, I hope I'm not interrupting."
314 >the teacher is clearly just as amused as the rest of us
315 >she says, "You're fine, go sit down."
316 >Baby walks down the isle
319 >there's no other chair at my table
321 >push it closer to her
324 >smooths her skirts and sits down
326 >everyone is starring
327 >fuck you guys, I'm sitting with a pretty girl, I don't care if she looks like a circus
328 >I am gonna touch that boob
335 >she smells like coconut
336 >I'd never had a class with her before
337 >this will be a great year
338 >I'm gonna touch that boob and who knows what else
345 >"Is something wrong?"
346 >I was thinking about the boob and smelling a girl
348 >"I-I'm okay, I dropped something, you go on."
353 >why would you do this
354 >I was going to touch the boob and who knows what else
356 >"Oh. I see. I hope you find it."
358 >tuck my dick into my waist band and drag my shame with me to my next class
360 The first time a girl mortified me.
366 Baby started talking to me more in sophomore year.
367 Which is great in a way, because at least I have some wild memories.
369 >Baby has her driver's permit
370 >having a permit means you can drive, but only if you have an adult in the car with you
371 >Baby's car had tinted windows, so
372 >Baby wasn't havin none of that shit
373 >turns out Baby loves driving
374 >she asks me one night if I want to go somewhere
377 >"I think that would be lovely. Be ready at five."
379 >for some reason, I just don't argue with Baby
380 >Baby pulls up at my house at five
381 >I had warning to her arrival because the house started shaking and a car alarm got set off by her music
382 >her (her dad's, I believe) car looks fancy
383 >it's all black and shiny and shit
384 >it bounces as the music inside blares
385 >the passenger door swings open
386 >powermetal blasts me in the face
387 >I cover my ears on reflex
388 >can't even keep my cool for a second in front of a girl
389 >she sees my discomfort and turns it off
390 >"Ah, sorry about that, I wasn't thinking."
393 >"So do you still want to go to the park?"
394 >"Oh, wasn't that the plan?"
395 >"Sure, sure. That's fine. I just wondered if there was somewhere you'd rather go."
396 >I just sit there like a fucking idiot
398 >She smiles that chubby-cheeked smile at me
399 >she's a surprisingly good driver for someone with presumably no experience
404 I don't mind the guys posting the fake story, this is /r9k/, it should be expected.
405 I am going to start tripping though for the sake of clarity.
408 >we aren't taking any roads that I know would lead to the park
409 >I ask, "Where are we going ?"
410 >"I just want to show you something first."
411 >dear god, let it be the boob
413 >"And that's what I like about you, Jake. You don't question. You don't argue. You just know that I know what's best. You're one of the good ones, Jake, don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
414 >okay, that's not right
416 >we drive for a long time
417 >it's late fall, so it starts getting dark
418 >she hasn't really said anything else since
419 >I'm getting a little creeped out
421 >we're in the middle of nowhere
423 >she says, "We're here."
425 >I notice she's wearing hiking boots instead of little pastel shoes
426 >her whole outfit is actually much more simple than usual
427 >no extra bows or anything hanging off of her
428 >I'm getting very creeped out
429 >she says, "Are you ready?"
433 >she turns and walks into the woods
435 >it's getting seriously dark now
436 >I keep follow sound of her feet crunching over leaves
437 >until the sound stops
438 >she turns on a flashlight
439 >we're standing in front of a house
440 >a shitty old house that nature took back
442 >"Now we're really here."
443 >this is some blaire witch bullshit
444 >I'm not making any move
445 >she holds her milky little hand out
447 >"I-I'm sorry, I don't want to go in there."
450 >"Are you afraid of me?"
453 >"Then you shouldn't be afraid of anything."
456 >I still hesitate for a second
464 Oh shit when will the skeleton pop out?
469 >>she says, "We're here."
470 Oh fuck nigga pls let it be a door that you have to open to get on the floor
474 [image](http://i.imgur.com/kJvvZJp.jpg)
477 OP got brutally rape-murdered in an abandoned house in the woods by a mentally unstable yandere.
478 Its his ghost posting.
481 ### OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12832053
482 Maybe I should actually put the trip on, in that case.
485 >she shines the flashlight at the floor and leads me in
486 >I think it's an old farmhouse
487 >she leads me in almost a circle through the house
488 >to two staircases side by side
489 >one goes up, one goes down
490 >"Which one do you want to follow?"
491 >whichever one leads the fuck out of here
492 >"Whichever one you want."
493 >she lets go of my hand and step in front of me
494 >she just stares at me for a while, not smiling
495 >"I'm glad I found you."
496 >she turns away and starts to disappear down the stairs
503 She is going to sacrifice you to eldricht gods
510 I didn't know r9k consisted of retards...
516 Just go back to shitposting about sucking her dick, no need to be [spoiler]____rude____[/spoiler]
519 ### OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12832313
521 >the basement really shows how ancient this house is
522 >the stairs are made of stone
523 >they're slippery with what feels like mud
524 >the flashlight hits the walls occasionally, from what I can tell, they're mostly just dirt
525 >please don't let me die having a god damn farm house fall on me in the woods
526 >actually, please don't let me die here at all, this has gotten way out of my control
527 >we get to the bottom
528 >it smells wet and coppery
529 >the floor is just dirt
530 >this is a Saw movie, isn't it
531 >she says, "I'm going to show you something. You won't tell anyone."
533 >she shines the light at the far wall
535 >saws, hammers, things I don't recognize, saws, sharp things, saws
536 >this is literally a Saw movie now, I was just being a pussy before
537 >I stare in horror for a very long time
538 >I finally look at her
541 >she's breathing hard
542 >"Well? What do you think?"
544 >"Tell me what you think about what you're seeing right now."
546 >she keeps staring and huffing for a while
547 >she finally stops and regains her normal blank face
548 >she walks over to me slowly
550 >"Stop. Don't run from me."
552 >she wraps her arm around my waist
553 >she turns the flashlight off
557 >I never even touched the boob
558 >she says, "I am so very fond of you. I don't want you to be afraid of me."
560 >"You never question me. You don't argue or disagree. You do everything I ask of you. You must really trust me."
561 >I just wanted to touch the boob you crazy bitch
562 >"You're better than all of the others. You deserve more. I want you to be mine. Would you like that?"
563 >well, if the other option is get murder in a cabin in the woods
566 >she turned the flashlight back on
568 >and back through the woods
569 >and to the car that thankfully hadn't been stolen or towed
570 >we said nothing on the entire drive back to my house
572 And so it really begins.
577 I bet it turns out she's secretly a wood worker who steals tools.
582 from what we know so far, there is literally no interpretation of this that could lead to the belief that she wasn't going to kill you if you said no
584 >don't stick your dick in crazy
589 >retards actually believing this is op
595 [image](http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/2693-oberving-pc.png)
597 >>I just wanted to touch the boob you crazy bitch
601 [image](https://i.warosu.org/data/cgl/img/0078/54/1412324931424.jpg)
603 OP, you fucking imbecile. You had prime opportunity to rape the ever loving burando off of this lolita whore and you pussied out.
608 Fuck it I don't care if it's him or not, because it's the only post of any length we've actually seen and that's good enough for me.
609 >Thinking this story ever really happened.
614 I honestly don't care as long as I can enjoy the story.
616 Stuff like this is how I got through writing classes in hgihschool and college. I just rewrote greentexts off of /r9k/ since I'm too much of an autist to write about myself or make something up since I'm shit and it would be bad.
622 You guys didn't like my baby dick story? That was way more creative and entertaining than "op," implying it's actually op shit.
627 Oh shit nigga I remember when I realize you could make up stories in high school.
629 I was a huge writefag in school too but never left the house. Once I realized I could write about whatever I wanted people stopped thinking I was going to go all Supreme Gentleman on them and I had a blast in my last two years of school.
630 >Used to piss off a new English teacher at our school by reading the entire chapter without stopping to let anyone else have a turn
631 >Put several allusions to my cock that the new teacher we had the next year never picked up on because she was from New Zealand
635 You don't even sound like you speak English, and the only thing I hate more than a foreigner is a closeted queer.
636 >inb4 I'm just fantasizing about dicks IRONICALLY
641 It writes like op, it takes forever like op, if it isn't op, it may as well be.
646 >>>"Are you afraid of me?"
649 >>"Then you shouldn't be afraid of anything."
650 That's almost sweet. But mostly terrifying.
654 Well OP is kill here's the end of the story:
655 >Baby asks me to get in her car again
656 >we drive out to the woods
657 >"I'm very fond of you, and I would like to have your penis."
659 >"O-okay let me put the c-condom on..."
660 >Baby wasn't having none of that shit
661 >bust in her, make a fucking meta-baby inside her womb
662 >she castrates me so I can't have any more sex
663 >the one vice she allows me is talking to a bunch of virgins once a day who also know what it is to know they will never have a girl touch their penis.
665 I have to go now, she's coming upstairs to smack my nads around again.
668 ### OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12832692
669 Well, I'd give you my word that I'm OP, but I know that doesn't mean shit here.
679 >lunch the following Monday
680 >Baby asks if I'll come over to her house that afternoon, although now we both know I don't really have a choice
682 >I quickly say that I'll have my dad drive me, so she doesn't have the opportunity to take me back to whatever the fuck that shit was
683 >she says that's fine
685 >mom says she doesn't want me to stay out as late as I did last time
686 >yeah me neither, mom
687 >dad drives me over and congratulates me on having a girlfriend
688 >he says he was worried I might be a fancy lad since I went so long without interest in girls
690 >he pulls somethign out of his wallet and gives it to me
691 >he says, "Don't say anything, it's just in case. I don't want you to ruin your life getting a girl pregnant so young."
692 >dad maybe you should be worried about serial killers or cat stranglers, turns out there's way worse shit teenage girls can do than get pregnant
696 >door pops open before I knock
697 >"Hello, please come in."
698 >why bother being so polite all the time, a polite kidnapper is still a kidnapper
700 >she closes the door behind us
701 >"Don't your parents make you keep the door open?"
702 >"It's fine, they won't say anything."
703 >why, did you cut their tongues out
705 >we sit at the little table
706 >the bear from before now has matching giant friend
707 >nothing much has changed in here except the addition of many stuffed animals and a new computer
708 >"Are you feeling alright?"
711 >"You're upset about it, aren't you?"
714 >"Because... you're apparently killing people out in a shed somewhere, I thou-"
715 >"No. No. I have never killed anyone in my entire life. Don't say that. Don't think that. I do not kill people."
724 She seems like a nice girl I don't why you were so scared
729 Just stop imposter, your posts equate to nails screeching on chalk board
734 god dammit just fuck already
740 Aw, you hurt her feelings. You asshole.
744 how the fuck do you even take 6 hours to write up a story
748 ###cunt destroyer 12832887
755 >namefag virgin going by cunt destroyer
762 why in the ever loving fuck are you guys still here?
765 ###dick smasher No.12832917
771 ###Ass Rammer 12832924
772 Quoted By: >>12832936
778 ###OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12832925
780 >"How am I supposed to believe you when you took me out there and showed me all of that?"
782 >her little pink lips pouted
783 >"You always believe me. You trust me. You don't argue."
784 >I want to respond, but...
785 >she gets up and comes over to me, pushing white bear out of the way
787 >she stands above me with her petticoats brushing my chin as I look up at her
788 >"You have to trust me. Okay? You're mine now. You don't need to be afraid."
789 >she holds my face with one hand
790 >"Trust me. Put your faith in me."
791 >fuck it, we all die someday anyway
793 >she kept holding my face for a long time
794 >then she tipped me back on the floor
796 >"Those things are... unpleasant. To look at."
798 >she slid her hand up my shirt
800 >you don't want to touch the moob
801 >"I feel so silly. They call it "making love," you know. What do you think that means?"
803 >I think my boner says everything I need to
804 >"Could it be that that's what makes you feel love? Do you think?"
806 >she quietly rubs my chest for awhile
807 >"I think if I could feel love, I would feel it for you. I want to try."
813 >"Don't worry, my parents aren't home, I lied."
814 >well you sure put up a good argument
816 >bear turned away in disgust
818 >she took off her socks
819 >she unlaced her dress
820 >she took off her blouse
824 >she was so much smaller without all those layers of clothes
826 >I ripped my shirt and pants off in a about two seconds
827 >she backed over to the bed and sat down
828 >I'd never seen her act awkward before
829 >I tried not to seem extremely nervous and gross
830 >that's not easy to do as a dumpy little fat virgin
831 >how do I get the bra off
832 >I am gonna touch that boob, god damn it, I've earned it
833 >it has snaps in the front
834 >oh good, she was prepared I guess
842 [image](http://2ch-b.ru/i/5e7d93724987aa920f60bcd9fd382e49.gif)
845 I just found the thread, it was most definitely bait
847 Still, good /x/-esque story
852 >>"Those things are... unpleasant. To look at."
854 >>she slid her hand up my shirt
856 Fuckin' losing it OP. You waited like 20 minutes fuck off and finish it up.
860 [image](http://2ch-b.ru/i/0c474e57e3a2a3d4f4aa4e83fd84cb2d.gif)
862 yes finially he gets to touch the boob
866 Come the fuck on OP it's 5:40am and you're all that's keeping me awake
869 ###OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12833119
872 >little milky white hand-fulls with little pink nipples
874 >how to grab boob without being an idiot about it...
875 >grab them like I'm picking out oranges at a grocery store
876 >I can hear bear laugh at my inexperience
877 >she's actually a good sport about it and just grins a little
878 >she takes her bra the rest of the way off and lays down
879 >I sort of sit on my feet in between her legs
880 >touch the boob again
883 >she's eye-balling the d through my boxers
884 >wait, what did she say about "those things"?
885 >keep touchin that boob, we'll deal with that when we get there
886 >she says, "I don't really want to see it. If you could just... get it in there, that would be good."
889 >"Okay. Just let me know."
890 >boob, ass, hips, waist, soft skin, legs
891 >so much good in the world
892 >what was I worried about again?
899 >"So, do you want me to just...?"
900 >"Yeah, just get it in there. I don't wanna look at it."
902 >I take off her panties
903 >oh god, please last long enough to get it in there
904 >it's just a little pink mound with a little pink crease in the middle
907 >it's all hot and wet inside
908 >no worries, no fear, this is a happy place
909 >I position myself as un-awkwardly as I can above her
910 >trying to get my dick in
911 >every time I think I'm about to get it, she flinches and it slides out
912 >"A-Are you nervous? We can stop..."
913 >no we can't, you can't stop this dick, not now
914 >"No, it's fine. I'm sorry, I'll try harder."
916 >line it up one more time
918 >she flinches, but it stays in
919 >slides in a little further
920 >she makes a pained sound
921 >suddenly it slides all the way in
922 >she yelps and digs her nails into my shoulders
924 >I want to give her a minute, but if I don't start now, I'm just gonna cum all over the place
925 >start thrusting awkwardly
932 FUCK YOU OP CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A FIGHT
936 >living in the caribbean
937 >living in south america
943 >inb4 cotton eye joe :^)
952 [image](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/416/103/8ac.jpg)
954 OP DID IT HE FINIALLY DID IT!
958 [image](http://i.imgur.com/LCGeUdT.jpg)
962 ###OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12833220
964 >she keeps making little whiny noises
965 >trying as hard as I can not to cum
967 >she wraps her arms and legs around me
970 >"You can finish now."
972 >cum with the force of an atomic bomb
973 >I am properly subdued
976 >she rolls me off of her
977 >she lays there for a second
978 >then she snuggles up to me with her head on my chest
981 >probably an hour or so later
983 >"Hey. I need to take you home. My parents are coming back soon."
986 >bear shakes his head in disgust
988 >when we roll into the driveway, the door are still locked
989 >she sits there for a bit
990 >then she says, "I love you."
991 >she looks over at me like she's curious
994 >"Alright. Well I will see you tomorrow."
995 >she unlocks the door
997 >watch her drive away
999 >go to my room without saying anything to my parents
1001 >stare at the ceiling
1002 >suddenly realize I didn't use a condom
1007 She didn't get pregnant, luckily, but it was a horrible realization at the time.
1010 [spoiler]We're moving in together in two weeks.[/spoiler]
1023 All that foreshadowing for nothing. I guess she kept tools in an abandoned house for fun
1027 [image](http://www.rusechan.org/jp/src/139447299685.png)
1033 yeah what's up with the plot hole
1037 ###OP !!JxolZxw8/sx 12833296
1040 I actually still wonder if what she does with that shit. I don't have proof of anything, though. But there's no way she keeps that shit out there for no reason.
1041 Also she accidentally killed two girls on two separate occasions, both of which were during fights, and both of which she served time for in juvy. Those stories just weren't really interesting enough to include.
1042 Also I know she's doing something horrible out there in the woods.
1043 I'm kind of hoping that if I turn up missing after we move in, the police will search my internet history, fin this, and know what's up.
1045 For real though, good night.
1049 >tfw waiting 4 hours for this shit
1050 >got excited for final part
1051 >laugh like fuckingfaggot retard reading old greentext while waiting op to comeback
1054 >tfw realize I got no gf
1057 Should I commit suicide?
1060 It wouldn't be a 4chan story without a hijack or two.
1065 >parents know I'm hammered
1066 >tell me I'm never seeing that girl again
1068 >baby texts me the next day asking if I want to come over
1069 >think hard long, finally reply yes
1070 >wait till about 1230 and sneak out
1071 >show up at babies house
1072 >she seems strangely excited and happier than usual
1073 >her patents are asleep so we quietly go up to her room
1074 >she tells me she had a secret that she wants to reveal
1075 >I nervously ask yes..,
1076 >she says turn around
1078 >I turn back and she has her pants down
1079 >she's a raging hard cock
1080 >she says what do you think?
1081 >I contemplate everything from suinning her dick to punching her in the face...
1082 I'm getting back to it right now, thank you for being patient with me.
1089 I love a good cock suinning
1094 Wow I got rused pretty hard m8 :^)
1099 >I tell her "um im not gay"
1100 >try slowly moving towards the door
1101 >she freaks out and tackles me
1102 >her dick is rubbing against my chin
1103 >she yells suck my cock!
1104 >I don't know what to do, she has me pinned down
1105 >I start sucking her cock
1106 >I start coughing and choking
1107 >her parents wake up and find us
1108 >her dad starts smacking both our shit
1125 Fuck off faggot, you have already been exposed, kindly return to the dark corner from whence you came, you are just embarrassing yourself at this point.
1130 Dude I'm really op, baby has a cock and she made me suck it, I'm op!
1135 >I contemplate telling the whole school that baby has a dick
1136 >don't know how I couldn't see it before
1137 >remember that baby is my only friend even tho she made me suck her dick
1138 >the next week I'm sitting alone at my table
1139 >baby walks up blushing and asks if she can sit down
1140 >she asks if I'm mad or angry and pleads not to tell anyone
1142 >the next couple weeks go by and we continue eating lunch
1143 >one day she shyly asks if I liked sucking her dick
1144 >I quietly say...yes
1145 €she says meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes
1146 >looking back I had no idea what I was getting into
1152 You can't explain that one away, you're definitely not OP, OP is an amerifat.
1157 It was a typo, sorry
1159 >think about going to the bathroom, at the worst I could possibly lose my virginity
1160 >finish my pizza slice and apple
1161 >immediately head to the bathroom
1162 >enter the bathroom and it's empty
1163 >have to take a shit do I enter a stall
1164 >see babies pink flats tapping underneathe my stall
1165 >baby..,is that you? I ask
1167 >she tells me to come into her stall
1168 >I go into her stall and her dick is our and she is grinning
1169 >drop to your knees and suck, she says
1170 >I immediately comply and start sucking her dick
1176 Amerifat keyboards don't have the euro symbol, you stupid limey.
1177 Go fuck around in another thread, you blew your cover in this one already.
1182 >Sucking girly dick is pretty cash, son
1183 >Oh fuck yeah make me gag on your gonads girl guy
1184 >Suddenly notice Baby isn't forcing my head forward into her erection anymore.
1185 >Pop my mouth off her dick and look up to see what's up
1186 >She's bleeding from her eyes
1187 >At that moment a person starts frantically knocking on the door of the stall
1188 >Tell him to fuck off
1189 >Look back at Baby too see what she's doing
1192 >Suddenly the person outside the stall grabs my legs from under the divider and in one swift motion drags me out
1193 >It's fucking Adrien Brody
1200 I'm using a god tier iPhone, do yes there is this symbol €€€€€€
1202 Anyways going to continue
1204 >I'm sucking babies dick
1205 >never sucked a dick before but by the look of babies face I'm not doing to bad
1206 >suddenly I hear the door to the bathroom open and someone walk over to the urinal
1207 >I start going crazy on babies dock trying to make her moan
1208 >she starts moaning I heard the guy pissing say wtf?
1209 >I start deep throating babies dock whole fondling her balls
1210 >she says, I can't take it anymore!
1211 >I stop sucking her dick and she blows her load on my face
1218 >The jism burns my skin like holy water
1219 >I curse her in the language of hell for her stunt
1220 >She begins to glow angelically
1221 >No! I have to get away
1222 >Wings rip my shirt open and I blast a hole in the ceiling with my hell fire breath
1223 >Dude in the bathroom filming on his iphone
1224 >Baby begins to float serenely, cock out, softly dripping semen on the tile
1231 >the guy pissing walks over to our stall and kicks open the door
1232 >he sees babies dick and um all over my face
1233 >he looks completely shocked
1234 >I recognize this guy as he's in a class with me and baby
1235 >thinking fast I push him into the wall
1236 >his head slams into the cement and gets knocked out
1237 >I start smashing his head into the concrete floor
1238 >blood starts point from his head
1239 >pretty sure he's dead so I lead baby by the hand out of the bathroom
1245 The fake-plot thickens.
1250 >Baby suddenly howls in pain, her head caving in before my eyes
1251 >One of her eyes is hanging out limply
1252 >Much in the same manner her penis is
1254 >I-I'm an empath, she whispers
1255 >Her legs collapse from under her
1261 >I did this for you baby I said while kissing her long and deep
1263 >the next period I get called out of class to the office
1264 >I'm Obviously nervous but I start walking towards the front office
1265 >I see several cops there do I start to run
1266 >they see me and start chasing
1267 >they corner me in the dead end outside my classroom
1268 >I see baby looking at me from my classroom door
1269 >tell them baby, tell them I'm innocent, I yelled!
1271 >the police then tazed me
1278 >Suddenly the state senator walks up
1279 >Stop hasslin' the boy, he works for me
1280 >I had been a junior aide in the state legislator as part of an program in the school
1281 >I had provided him hours of oral delight
1282 >Here he was to save me!
1284 >And cold, it was a windy day and her dick was shriveling up rapidly.
1291 >get tazed until I'm unconscious, which took at least 3 charges
1292 >wake up in a room with bars
1294 >I shouldn't be here up yelled!
1296 >come court day baby testified that I killed the guy in the bathroom
1297 >spend next 15 years in jail
1298 >got out two years ago
1299 >finally have enough confidence to post my story
1301 Still don't know how to get back at baby
1306 >Then I woke up in a prison
1307 >Fucking niggers everywhere
1308 >One of them shoves his gorilla dick in front of my face
1309 > "It ain't gonna suck it self white boi"
1310 >I push him off and his nigger instincts flare up, he starts going wild and trying to punch me
1311 >All of the sudden my dad shows up, who also happens to be the police chief
1312 >He's yelling it at me asking me why would I push a nigger with fully knowing the pain that would come
1313 >I tell him about how I got in one little fight ,and my momma got scared
1314 >And she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air
1316 ##Fanfiction 2: Electric Boogaloo
1320 >she leads me inside
1321 >the inside of the house is old and the interior is rotted
1322 >see shadows moving but don't see any figures
1324 >I wander away from baby and walk into the kitchen
1325 >a shadow shoots across the room and all of a sudden I see a little girl crouching on too of the fridge
1326 >she's wearing glasses but they're broken
1334 >Suddenly everything goes dark
1335 >I feel an uneasy fear in the pit of my stomach
1336 >Suddenly I feel the sensation like I've been yanked back with a fishing rod
1337 >I'm in front of my computer
1339 >Realize I had another hallucinatory episode and this whole time I was shitposting on 4chan
1340 >Reach for my shotgun
1348 >Im not mama little girl
1349 >little girl tears her clothes off in a rage yelling "WHERES MAMA WHERES MAMA"
1350 >babe comes in and comforts the insane naked kid
1351 >gives the kid whiskey
1353 >Babe leads me into the family room
1354 >lets watch something jake
1355 >theres a tree inside the tv but ok Baby
1356 >i sit next to her, she smells like booze and cigarettes
1357 >ima get me some boob oga booga where da white women at?
1358 >she takes her panties off
1359 >i take my pants off
1360 > just as penetration occurs, the naked kid runs in and donkey punches my nutsack
1368 >d-do you need help I say?
1369 >she screeches and jumps on my head
1370 >she starts scratching at my eyes and I throw her against a wall
1371 >where the fuck are you baby?
1372 >what the fuck is this place?
1373 >all of a sudden the girl gets up and starts laughing manically
1374 >insects and spiders start surrounding me
1382 >Lube up the barrel of the shotgun
1384 >Pull down my long underwear
1385 >Unlock my chastity belt
1392 >At this moment I am reminded of the immortal words of Rock Hudson
1393 >I'm notorious for giving a bad interview. I'm an actor and I can't help but feel I'm boring when I'm on as myself.
1394 >Crying, I snap a selfie, and post in on r9k along with the rest of my shitposts