lolbash/lolbash.sh

   1 # LOL!!1
   2
   3 alias wtf='dmesg'
   4 alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
   5 alias rtfm='man'
   6
   7 alias visible='echo'
   8 alias invisible='cat'
   9 alias moar='more'
  10
  11 alias icanhas='mkdir'
  12 alias donotwant='rm'
  13 alias dowant='cp'
  14 alias gtfo='mv'
  15
  16 alias hai='cd'
  17 alias plz='pwd'
  18
  19 alias inur='locate'
  20
  21 alias nomz='ps -aux'
  22 alias nomnom='killall'
  23
  24 alias cya='reboot'
  25 alias kthxbai='halt'