supplementary_scripts/rbot/insult.rb

   1 #Released under GPL v2 or Later
   2 #Ian Monroe (C) 2005
   3
   4 class ShakespeareInsultPlugin < Plugin
   5   def initialize
   6     super
   7 #from http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
   8     @rowone =
   9 ["artless",      "impertinent",     "surly",
  10 "bawdy",         "infectious",      "tottering",
  11 "beslubbering",  "jarring",         "unmuzzled",
  12 "bootless",      "loggerheaded",    "vain",
  13 "churlish",      "lumpish",         "venomed",
  14 "cockered",      "mammering",       "villainous",
  15 "clouted",       "mangled",         "warped",
  16 "craven",        "mewling",         "wayward",
  17 "currish",       "paunchy",         "weedy",
  18 "dankish",       "pribbling",       "yeasty",
  19 "dissembling",   "puking",
  20 "droning",       "puny",
  21 "errant",        "qualling",
  22 "fawning",       "rank",
  23 "fobbing",       "reeky",
  24 "froward",       "roguish",
  25 "frothy",        "ruttish",
  26 "gleeking",      "saucy",
  27 "goatish",       "spleeny",
  28 "gorbellied",    "spongy"]
  29     @rowtwo =
  30 ["base-court",      "fly-bitten",            "pottle-deep",
  31 "bat-fowling",      "folly-fallen",          "pox-marked",
  32 "beef-witted",      "fool-born",             "reeling-ripe",
  33 "beetle-headed",    "full-gorged",           "rough-hewn",
  34 "boil-brained",     "guts-griping",          "rude-growing",
  35 "clapper-clawed",   "half-faced",            "rump-fed",
  36 "clay-brained",     "hasty-witted",          "shard-borne",
  37 "common-kissing",   "hedge-born",            "sheep-biting",
  38 "crook-pated",      "hell-hated",            "spur-galled",
  39 "dismal-dreaming",  "idle-headed",           "swag-bellied",
  40 "dizzy-eyed",       "ill-breeding",          "tardy-gaited",
  41 "doghearted",       "ill-nurtured",          "tickle-brained",
  42 "dread-bolted",     "knotty-pated",          "toad-spotted",
  43 "earth-vexing",     "milk-livered",          "unchin-snouted",
  44 "elf-skinned",      "motley-minded",         "weather-bitten",
  45 "fat-kidneyed",     "onion-eyed",
  46 "fen-sucked",       "plume-plucked",
  47 "flap-mouthed"]
  48     @rowthree=
  49 ["apple-john",       "flap-dragon",     "minnow",
  50 "baggage",          "flax-wench",      "miscreant",
  51 "barnacle",         "flirt-gill",      "moldwarp",
  52 "bladder",          "foot-licker",     "mumble-news",
  53 "boar-pig",         "fustilarian",     "nut-hook",
  54 "bugbear",          "giglet",          "pigeon-egg",
  55 "bum-bailey",       "gudgeon",         "pignut",
  56 "canker-blossom",   "haggard",         "puttock",
  57 "clack-dish",       "harpy",           "pumpion",
  58 "clotpole",         "hedge-pig",       "ratsbane",
  59 "coxcomb",          "horn-beast",      "scut",
  60 "codpiece",         "hugger-mugger",   "skainsmate",
  61 "death-token",      "joithead",        "strumpet",
  62 "dewberry",         "lewdster",        "varlot",
  63                     "lout",            "vassal",
  64                     "maggot-pie",      "whey-face",
  65                     "malt-worm",       "wagtail",
  66                     "mammet",
  67                     "measle"]
  68     end
  69   def listen(m)
  70     if(m.message =~ /#{@bot.nick}/i || m.message =~ /latex/i || m.message =~ /xmms/i || m.message =~ /itunes/i || m.message =~ /winamp/i || m.message =~ /windows media player/i || m.message =~ /rhythmbox/i || m.message =~ /muine/i)
  71         response = m.sourcenick + ": "
  72         response += "you are a "
  73         response += @rowone[rand(@rowone.size)] + ' ' + @rowtwo[rand(@rowtwo.size)] + ' '
  74         response += @rowthree[rand(@rowthree.size)] + '!'
  75         m.reply(response)
  76     end
  77   end
  78 end
  79 plugin = ShakespeareInsultPlugin.new
  80 plugin.register("shakespeare")
  81 ##############################################
  82 #fin