src/org/sevenchan/dongs/bodyparts/Penis.as

   1 package org.sevenchan.dongs.bodyparts
   2 {
   3         import org.sevenchan.dongs.Creature;
   4         import org.sevenchan.dongs.enchantment.*;
   5         import flash.net.registerClassAlias;
   6         /**
   7          * ...
   8          * @author N3X15
   9          */
  10         public class Penis implements IBodyPart
  11         {
  12                 registerClassAlias("P_Dick", Penis);
  13                 public static const HUMAN:Penis = new Penis("human", 5.5, null, null);
  14                 public var size:Number = 0;
  15                 public var sizeMult:Number = 1;
  16                 public var _name:String;
  17                 public function Penis(name:String="",sz:Number=1,targetEnch:Enchantment=null,hostEnch:Enchantment=null)
  18                 {
  19                         size = sz;
  20                         this._name = name;
  21                 }
  22
  23                 public function get name():String {
  24                         return _name;
  25                 }
  26
  27                 public function getDescr(num:Number, host:Creature):String {
  28                         var sizeDesc:String = "average";
  29                         var erectDesc:String = "flaccid";
  30                         var dick:String = "";
  31
  32                         var lust:Number = host.lust;
  33                         var sz:Number = size * sizeMult;
  34
  35                         if      (sz > 100)      sizeDesc = "car-sized, bloated and";
  36                         else if (sz > 50)       sizeDesc = "man-sized, bulging and";
  37                         else if (sz > 35)       sizeDesc = "huge, pulsing and";
  38                         else if (sz > 20)       sizeDesc = "massive";
  39                         else if (sz > 10)       sizeDesc = "big";
  40                         else if (sz > 7)        sizeDesc = "large";
  41
  42                         if      (lust >= 100)   erectDesc = "rock-hard, throbbing";
  43                         else if (lust >= 75)    erectDesc = "hard";
  44                         else if (lust >= 50)    erectDesc = "hardening";
  45                         else if (lust >= 25)    erectDesc = "growing";
  46
  47                         switch(Math.round(MathUtils.rand(0, 3))) {
  48                                 case 0:
  49                                         dick = "dick";
  50                                         break;
  51                                 case 1:
  52                                         dick = "cock";
  53                                         break;
  54                                 case 2:
  55                                         if(lust<55)
  56                                                 dick = "wang";
  57                                         else
  58                                                 dick = "erection";
  59                                         break;
  60                                 case 3:
  61                                         dick = "dong";
  62                                         break;
  63                         }
  64
  65                         return num + " " +sizeDesc+" "+ erectDesc+" "+MathUtils.inchesToFootInches(sz)+" "+ name + " "+dick+((num>1)?"s":"");
  66                 }
  67                 public function onFailedAttack(from:Creature, to:Creature):void{}
  68                 public function onGoodAttack(from:Creature, to:Creature):void{}
  69         }
  70
  71 }