1 /* SCCS Id: @(#)pager.c 3.4 2003/08/13 */
2 /* Copyright (c) Stichting Mathematisch Centrum, Amsterdam, 1985. */
3 /* NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. */
5 /* This file contains the command routines dowhatis() and dohelp() and */
6 /* a few other help related facilities */
11 STATIC_DCL boolean
is_swallow_sym(int);
12 STATIC_DCL
int append_str(char *, const char *);
13 STATIC_DCL
struct permonst
* lookat(int, int, char *, char *);
14 STATIC_DCL
void checkfile(char *,struct permonst
*,BOOLEAN_P
,BOOLEAN_P
);
15 STATIC_DCL
int do_look(BOOLEAN_P
);
16 STATIC_DCL boolean
help_menu(int *);
18 extern void port_help(void);
21 STATIC_DCL
char * get_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
*, char *, BOOLEAN_P
);
22 STATIC_DCL
char * get_generation_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
*, char *);
23 STATIC_DCL
char * get_resistance_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
*, char *);
24 STATIC_DCL
char * get_flag_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
*, char *);
25 STATIC_DCL
char * get_speed_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
*, char *);
26 STATIC_DCL
int generate_list_of_resistances(char *, /*uchar*/unsigned long);
27 STATIC_DCL
void append_newline_to_pline_string(char * buf
);
30 extern const int monstr
[];
32 /* Returns "true" for characters that could represent a monster's stomach. */
38 for (i
= S_sw_tl
; i
<= S_sw_br
; i
++)
39 if ((int)showsyms
[i
] == c
) return TRUE
;
44 * Append new_str to the end of buf if new_str doesn't already exist as
45 * a substring of buf. Return 1 if the string was appended, 0 otherwise.
46 * It is expected that buf is of size BUFSZ.
49 append_str(buf
, new_str
)
53 int space_left
; /* space remaining in buf */
55 if (strstri(buf
, new_str
)) return 0;
57 space_left
= BUFSZ
- strlen(buf
) - 1;
58 (void) strncat(buf
, " or ", space_left
);
59 (void) strncat(buf
, new_str
, space_left
- 4);
64 * Return the name of the glyph found at (x,y).
65 * If not hallucinating and the glyph is a monster, also monster data.
67 STATIC_OVL
struct permonst
*
68 lookat(x
, y
, buf
, monbuf
)
72 register struct monst
*mtmp
= (struct monst
*) 0;
73 struct permonst
*pm
= (struct permonst
*) 0;
76 buf
[0] = monbuf
[0] = 0;
77 glyph
= glyph_at(x
,y
);
79 if (isok(x
, y
) && (levl
[x
][y
].wall_info
& W_QUASAROK
) && (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_TRIP_TERRAIN
) ) {
80 pline("Trip clicked!");
84 if (u
.ux
== x
&& u
.uy
== y
&& senseself()) {
87 /* if not polymorphed, show both the role and the race */
90 sprintf(race
, "%s ", urace
.adj
);
93 sprintf(buf
, "%s%s%s called %s",
94 Invis
? "invisible " : "",
96 (!missingnoprotect
|| !Upolyd
) ? mons
[u
.umonnum
].mname
: "undefined creature",
98 /* file lookup can't distinguish between "gnomish wizard" monster
99 and correspondingly named player character, always picking the
100 former; force it to find the general "wizard" entry instead */
102 /* show the damn information for your polymorph form! --Amy */
103 pm
= (Upolyd
? &mons
[u
.umonnum
] : rn2(2) ? &mons
[urole
.malenum
] : &mons
[urace
.malenum
] );
105 if (Role_if(PM_WIZARD
) && Race_if(PM_GNOME
) && !Upolyd
)
106 pm
= &mons
[PM_WIZARD
];
109 char race
[QBUFSZ
], role
[QBUFSZ
];
111 /* if not polymorphed, show both the role and the race */
116 sprintf(race
, "%s ", urace
.adj
);
117 sprintf(role
, "%s ", urole
.name
);
118 } else sprintf(race
, "%s ", (!missingnoprotect
|| !Upolyd
) ? mons
[u
.umonnum
].mname
: "undefined creature");
120 sprintf(buf
, "%s%s%s called %s",
121 Invis
? "invisible " : "",
129 char steedbuf
[BUFSZ
];
131 sprintf(steedbuf
, ", mounted on %s (%s)", y_monnam(u
.usteed
), Hallucination
? "sparkly dood" : sanityrandomname() ? rndmonnam() : u
.usteed
->data
->mname
);
132 /* assert((sizeof buf >= strlen(buf)+strlen(steedbuf)+1); */
133 strcat(buf
, steedbuf
);
135 /* When you see yourself normally, no explanation is appended
136 (even if you could also see yourself via other means).
137 Sensing self while blind or swallowed is treated as if it
138 were by normal vision (cf canseeself()). */
139 if ((Invisible
|| u
.uundetected
) && !Blind
&& !u
.uswallow
) {
142 if (Infravision
) how
|= 1;
143 if (Unblind_telepat
) how
|= 2;
144 if (Detect_monsters
) how
|= 4;
147 sprintf(eos(buf
), " [seen: %s%s%s%s%s]",
148 (how
& 1) ? "infravision" : "",
149 /* add comma if telep and infrav */
150 ((how
& 3) > 2) ? ", " : "",
151 (how
& 2) ? "telepathy" : "",
152 /* add comma if detect and (infrav or telep or both) */
153 ((how
& 7) > 4) ? ", " : "",
154 (how
& 4) ? "monster detection" : "");
157 if (levl
[x
][y
].seenv
&& !(SpellColorOrange
|| Yawming
|| SpellColorPlatinum
|| SpellColorBrightCyan
|| SpellColorBrown
|| GrayoutBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAYOUT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_grayoutstone() || (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOE_TEST
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_PWNHAMMER
) || GrayCenterBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAY_CENTER_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_graycenterstone() || Quaversal
|| u
.uprops
[QUAVERSAL
].extrinsic
|| have_quaversalstone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_OMGHAXERETH
) || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ND_D___N_NDMNN_ND___NDMN_N
) || (SpellColorSilver
&& !u
.seesilverspell
) || CheckerboardBug
|| u
.uprops
[CHECKERBOARD_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_checkerboardstone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_SAY__CHESS_
) || QuasarVision
|| u
.uprops
[QUASAR_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_quasarstone() || SpellColorBlue
|| KnowledgeBug
|| u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_trapknowledgestone() || StarlitBug
|| u
.uprops
[STARLIT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_starlitskystone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_STARRING_INFERNO
) || (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_STAR_SOLES
) || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ARABELLA_S_SEXY_CHARM
) || (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
)) ) {
159 if (IS_TREE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
160 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a tree");
161 else if (IS_IRONBAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
162 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in iron bars");
163 else if (IS_GRAVEWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
164 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a grave wall");
165 else if (IS_TUNNELWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
166 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a tunnel");
167 else if (IS_FARMLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
168 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a farmland");
169 else if (IS_MOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
170 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", atop a mountain");
171 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STONE
|| levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SCORR
)
172 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in stone");
173 else if (IS_WALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
) || levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SDOOR
)
174 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a wall");
175 else if (closed_door(x
,y
))
176 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a door");
177 else if (is_pool(x
,y
))
178 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in water");
179 else if (is_styxriver(x
,y
))
180 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
181 else if (is_watertunnel(x
,y
))
182 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a water tunnel");
183 else if (is_lava(x
,y
))
184 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in molten lava");
185 else if (IS_GRAVE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
186 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a grave");
187 else if (IS_THRONE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
188 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a throne");
189 else if (IS_FOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
190 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a fountain");
191 else if (IS_SINK(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
192 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a sink");
193 else if (IS_TOILET(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
194 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a toilet");
195 else if (IS_ALTAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
196 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an altar");
197 else if (IS_DRAWBRIDGE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
198 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a drawbridge");
199 else if (IS_CRYSTALWATER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
200 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in crystal water");
201 else if (IS_MOORLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
202 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in moorland");
203 else if (IS_URINELAKE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
204 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a urine lake");
205 else if (IS_SHIFTINGSAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
206 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in shifting sand");
207 else if (IS_STYXRIVER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
208 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
209 else if (IS_PENTAGRAM(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
210 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a pentagram");
211 else if (IS_WELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
212 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a well");
213 else if (IS_POISONEDWELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
214 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a poisoned well");
215 else if (IS_WAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
216 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wagon");
217 else if (IS_BURNINGWAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
218 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a burning wagon");
219 else if (IS_WOODENTABLE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
220 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wooden table");
221 else if (IS_CARVEDBED(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
222 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an ornately carved bed");
223 else if (IS_STRAWMATTRESS(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
224 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a rude straw mattress");
225 else if (IS_SNOW(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
226 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in snow");
227 else if (IS_ASH(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
228 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ash terrain");
229 else if (IS_SAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
230 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in sand");
231 else if (IS_PAVEDFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
232 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a paved floor");
233 else if (IS_HIGHWAY(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
234 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a highway");
235 else if (IS_GRASSLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
236 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in grassland");
237 else if (IS_NETHERMIST(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
238 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in nether mist");
239 else if (IS_STALACTITE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
240 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", underneath a stalactite");
241 else if (IS_CRYPTFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
242 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a crypt floor");
243 else if (IS_BUBBLES(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
244 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a bubble");
245 else if (IS_RAINCLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
246 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a rain cloud");
247 else if (IS_CLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
248 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a cloud");
249 else if (is_ice(x
,y
))
250 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ice");
251 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STAIRS
)
252 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a staircase");
253 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== LADDER
)
254 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a ladder");
256 if (!Hallucination
) {
257 register struct trap
*seethetrap
;
259 if ((seethetrap
= t_at(x
, y
)) && seethetrap
&& seethetrap
->tseen
) {
260 tt
= what_trap(seethetrap
->ttyp
);
261 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on %s", an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
) );
268 } else if (u
.uswallow
) {
269 /* all locations when swallowed other than the hero are the monster */
270 sprintf(buf
, "interior of %s",
271 Blind
? "a monster" : a_monnam(u
.ustuck
));
273 } else if (glyph_is_monster(glyph
)) {
278 if (mtmp
!= (struct monst
*) 0) {
279 char *name
, monnambuf
[BUFSZ
];
280 boolean accurate
= (!Hallucination
|| StrongHallu_party
);
282 if (FarlookProblem
|| (uarms
&& uarms
->oartifact
== ART_REAL_PSYCHOS_WEAR_PURPLE
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_DRAMA_STAFF
) || (uarms
&& uarms
->oartifact
== ART_REAL_MEN_WEAR_PSYCHOS
) || u
.uprops
[FARLOOK_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_farlookstone() || (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_LIGHT_OF_DECEPTION
)) wakeup(mtmp
);
284 if ( (mtmp
->data
== &mons
[PM_COYOTE
] || mtmp
->data
== &mons
[PM_STALKING_COYOTE
]) && accurate
)
285 name
= coyotename(mtmp
, monnambuf
);
287 name
= distant_monnam(mtmp
, ARTICLE_NONE
, monnambuf
);
290 sprintf(buf
, "%s%s%s%s",
291 (mtmp
->mx
!= x
|| mtmp
->my
!= y
) ?
292 ((mtmp
->isshk
&& accurate
)
293 ? "tail of " : "tail of a ") : "",
294 (mtmp
->mfrenzied
&& accurate
) ? "frenzied " :
295 (mtmp
->mtame
&& accurate
) ? "tame " :
296 (mtmp
->mpeaceful
&& accurate
) ? "peaceful " : "",
297 (mtmp
->shinymonst
&& accurate
) ? "shiny " : "",
299 if (Hallu_party
&& Hallucination
)
300 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", real color: %s", (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BLACK
) ? "black" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_RED
) ? "red" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_GREEN
) ? "green" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BROWN
) ? "brown" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BLUE
) ? "blue" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_MAGENTA
) ? "magenta" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_CYAN
) ? "cyan" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_GRAY
) ? "gray" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== NO_COLOR
) ? "colorless" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_ORANGE
) ? "orange" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BRIGHT_GREEN
) ? "bright green" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_YELLOW
) ? "yellow" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BRIGHT_BLUE
) ? "bright blue" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BRIGHT_CYAN
) ? "bright cyan" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_BRIGHT_MAGENTA
) ? "bright magenta" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_WHITE
) ? "white" : (mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_MAX
) ? "max" : "unknown" );
302 if (mon_wounds(mtmp
)) {
304 strcat(buf
, mon_wounds(mtmp
));
306 if (u
.ustuck
== mtmp
)
307 strcat(buf
, (Upolyd
&& sticks(youmonst
.data
)) ?
308 ", being held" : ", holding you");
310 strcat(buf
, ", leashed to you");
312 if (mtmp
->mtrapped
&& cansee(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
)) {
313 struct trap
*t
= t_at(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
);
314 int tt
= t
? t
->ttyp
: NO_TRAP
;
316 /* newsym lets you know of the trap, so mention it here */
317 if (tt
== BEAR_TRAP
|| tt
== PIT
|| tt
== SHIT_PIT
|| tt
== MANA_PIT
|| tt
== ANOXIC_PIT
|| tt
== HYPOXIC_PIT
|| tt
== ACID_PIT
||
318 tt
== SPIKED_PIT
|| tt
== GIANT_CHASM
|| tt
== WEB
)
319 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", trapped in %s",
320 an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
));
323 /* tell player what the terrain is, as long as no nasty trap effects are active and the tile has
324 * already been seen, because this information really should be available to the player --Amy */
325 if (levl
[x
][y
].seenv
&& !(SpellColorOrange
|| Yawming
|| SpellColorPlatinum
|| SpellColorBrightCyan
|| SpellColorBrown
|| GrayoutBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAYOUT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_grayoutstone() || (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOE_TEST
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_PWNHAMMER
) || GrayCenterBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAY_CENTER_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_graycenterstone() || Quaversal
|| u
.uprops
[QUAVERSAL
].extrinsic
|| have_quaversalstone() || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ND_D___N_NDMNN_ND___NDMN_N
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_OMGHAXERETH
) || (SpellColorSilver
&& !u
.seesilverspell
) || CheckerboardBug
|| u
.uprops
[CHECKERBOARD_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_checkerboardstone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_SAY__CHESS_
) || QuasarVision
|| u
.uprops
[QUASAR_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_quasarstone() || SpellColorBlue
|| KnowledgeBug
|| u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_trapknowledgestone() || StarlitBug
|| u
.uprops
[STARLIT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_starlitskystone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_STARRING_INFERNO
) || (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_STAR_SOLES
) || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ARABELLA_S_SEXY_CHARM
) || (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
)) ) {
327 if (IS_TREE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
328 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a tree");
329 else if (IS_IRONBAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
330 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in iron bars");
331 else if (IS_GRAVEWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
332 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a grave wall");
333 else if (IS_TUNNELWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
334 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a tunnel");
335 else if (IS_FARMLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
336 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a farmland");
337 else if (IS_MOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
338 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", atop a mountain");
339 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STONE
|| levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SCORR
)
340 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in stone");
341 else if (IS_WALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
) || levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SDOOR
)
342 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a wall");
343 else if (closed_door(x
,y
))
344 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a door");
345 else if (is_pool(x
,y
))
346 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in water");
347 else if (is_styxriver(x
,y
))
348 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
349 else if (is_watertunnel(x
,y
))
350 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a water tunnel");
351 else if (is_lava(x
,y
))
352 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in molten lava");
353 else if (IS_GRAVE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
354 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a grave");
355 else if (IS_THRONE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
356 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a throne");
357 else if (IS_FOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
358 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a fountain");
359 else if (IS_SINK(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
360 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a sink");
361 else if (IS_TOILET(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
362 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a toilet");
363 else if (IS_ALTAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
364 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an altar");
365 else if (IS_DRAWBRIDGE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
366 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a drawbridge");
367 else if (IS_CRYSTALWATER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
368 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in crystal water");
369 else if (IS_MOORLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
370 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in moorland");
371 else if (IS_URINELAKE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
372 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a urine lake");
373 else if (IS_SHIFTINGSAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
374 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in shifting sand");
375 else if (IS_STYXRIVER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
376 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
377 else if (IS_PENTAGRAM(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
378 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a pentagram");
379 else if (IS_WELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
380 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a well");
381 else if (IS_POISONEDWELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
382 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a poisoned well");
383 else if (IS_WAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
384 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wagon");
385 else if (IS_BURNINGWAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
386 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a burning wagon");
387 else if (IS_WOODENTABLE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
388 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wooden table");
389 else if (IS_CARVEDBED(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
390 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an ornately carved bed");
391 else if (IS_STRAWMATTRESS(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
392 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a rude straw mattress");
393 else if (IS_SNOW(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
394 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in snow");
395 else if (IS_ASH(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
396 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ash terrain");
397 else if (IS_SAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
398 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in sand");
399 else if (IS_PAVEDFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
400 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a paved floor");
401 else if (IS_HIGHWAY(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
402 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a highway");
403 else if (IS_GRASSLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
404 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in grassland");
405 else if (IS_NETHERMIST(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
406 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in nether mist");
407 else if (IS_STALACTITE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
408 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", underneath a stalactite");
409 else if (IS_CRYPTFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
410 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a crypt floor");
411 else if (IS_BUBBLES(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
412 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a bubble");
413 else if (IS_RAINCLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
414 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a rain cloud");
415 else if (IS_CLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
416 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a cloud");
417 else if (is_ice(x
,y
))
418 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ice");
419 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STAIRS
)
420 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a staircase");
421 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== LADDER
)
422 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a ladder");
424 if (!Hallucination
&& !KnowledgeBug
&& !u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
&& !have_trapknowledgestone() ) {
425 register struct trap
*seethetrap
;
427 if ((seethetrap
= t_at(x
, y
)) && seethetrap
&& seethetrap
->tseen
) {
428 tt
= what_trap(seethetrap
->ttyp
);
429 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on %s", an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
) );
437 int ways_seen
= 0, normal
= 0, xraydist
;
438 boolean useemon
= (boolean
) canseemon(mtmp
);
440 xraydist
= (u
.xray_range
<0) ? -1 : u
.xray_range
* u
.xray_range
;
442 if ((mtmp
->wormno
? worm_known(mtmp
) : cansee(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
)) && !mtmp
->minvisreal
&&
443 mon_visible(mtmp
) && !mtmp
->minvis
) {
448 if (useemon
&& mtmp
->minvis
)
451 if ((!mtmp
->minvis
|| (See_invisible
&& (StrongSee_invisible
|| mtmp
->seeinvisble
) )) && !mtmp
->minvisreal
&& see_with_infrared(mtmp
))
454 if (tp_sensemon(mtmp
))
457 if (useemon
&& xraydist
> 0 &&
458 distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) <= xraydist
)
462 if (MATCH_WARN_OF_MON(mtmp
) /*|| (uamul && uamul->otyp == AMULET_OF_UNDEAD_WARNING && (is_undead(mtmp->data) || mtmp->egotype_undead) ) || (uarmh && uarmh->otyp == HELMET_OF_UNDEAD_WARNING && (is_undead(mtmp->data) || mtmp->egotype_undead) )*/) ways_seen
++;
463 if ( (Role_if(PM_ACTIVISTOR
) || Race_if(PM_PEACEMAKER
)) && mtmp
->data
== &mons
[PM_TOPMODEL
] )
465 if (Role_if(PM_ACTIVISTOR
) && type_is_pname(mtmp
->data
) && uwep
&& is_quest_artifact(uwep
) )
467 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_POISON_WARNING
&& poisonous(mtmp
->data
))
469 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_OWN_RACE_WARNING
&& your_race(mtmp
->data
))
471 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_COVETOUS_WARNING
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) )
473 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_THAT_GIVES_IT_NOT
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) )
475 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_HEARING_EAR
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) )
477 if (ublindf
&& ublindf
->otyp
== BOSS_VISOR
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) )
479 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_FINAL_EXAM_TIME
&& (mtmp
->data
->geno
& G_UNIQ
))
481 if (Role_if(PM_PALADIN
) && is_demon(mtmp
->data
))
483 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DEMONIC_UNDEAD_RADAR
&& is_demon(mtmp
->data
))
485 if (uarms
&& uarms
->oartifact
== ART_SHIELD_OF_THE_PALADIN
&& is_demon(mtmp
->data
))
487 if (uarms
&& uarms
->oartifact
== ART_SHIELD_OF_THE_CHEVALIER__W
&& is_demon(mtmp
->data
))
489 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_DAEDRA_SEEKER
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_DEMON
)
491 if (isselfhybrid
&& strongmonst(mtmp
->data
) && is_wanderer(mtmp
->data
) )
493 if (isselfhybrid
&& monpolyok(mtmp
->data
) && !polyok(mtmp
->data
) && ((mtmp
->data
->mlevel
< 30) || mtmp
->selfhybridvisible
) )
495 if (Race_if(PM_VORTEX
) && unsolid(mtmp
->data
))
497 if (Race_if(PM_VORTEX
) && nolimbs(mtmp
->data
))
499 if (Race_if(PM_CORTEX
) && unsolid(mtmp
->data
))
501 if (Race_if(PM_CORTEX
) && nolimbs(mtmp
->data
))
503 if (Race_if(PM_RODNEYAN
) && mon_has_amulet(mtmp
))
505 if (Race_if(PM_RODNEYAN
) && mon_has_special(mtmp
))
507 if (Stunnopathy
&& Stunned
&& always_hostile(mtmp
->data
) && mtmp
->stunnovisible
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongStunnopathy
? 401 : 226))
509 if ( (uarmh
&& itemhasappearance(uarmh
, APP_INTERNET_HELMET
) ) && mtmp
->internetvisible
)
511 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_WEB_RADIO
&& mtmp
->internetvisible
)
513 if (RngeInternetAccess
&& mtmp
->internetvisible
)
515 if (Numbopathy
&& Numbed
&& (avoid_player(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_avoider
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongNumbopathy
? 901 : 626) )
517 if (Freezopathy
&& Frozen
&& mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_WHITE
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongFreezopathy
? 626 : 401) )
519 if (StrongStunnopathy
&& Stunned
&& dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_STUN
))
521 if (StrongNumbopathy
&& Numbed
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_NUMB
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_PLYS
) ) )
523 if (StrongDimmopathy
&& Dimmed
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_DIMN
) || mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_CUSS
) )
525 if (StrongFreezopathy
&& Frozen
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_FRZE
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_ICEB
) ) )
527 if (StrongCorrosivity
&& Slimed
&& acidic(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 226 )
529 if (StrongBurnopathy
&& Burned
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_BURN
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_FLAM
) ) )
531 if (StrongSickopathy
&& Sick
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_DISE
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_PEST
) ) )
533 if (ScentView
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 101 && mtmp
->scentvisible
&& (is_animal(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_STENCH
) )
535 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_SWISS_AMY_KNIFE
&& mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_SHOE
)
537 if (EcholocationActive
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 626 && mtmp
->echolocatevisible
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_SOUN
) || mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_SOUND
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_SHRIEK
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_FART_NORMAL
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_FART_LOUD
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_FART_QUIET
) )
539 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_VERA_S_FREEZER
&& mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_WHITE
)
541 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->otyp
== HELM_OF_UNLIVING_ESP
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_GOLEM
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 626)
543 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->otyp
== HELM_OF_UNLIVING_ESP
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
!= S_GOLEM
&& mindless(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 26)
545 if (Burnopathy
&& Burned
&& infravision(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongBurnopathy
? 170 : 101) )
547 if (Dimmopathy
&& Dimmed
&& mtmp
->m_lev
> u
.ulevel
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongDimmopathy
? 226 : 101) )
549 if (Sickopathy
&& Sick
&& extra_nasty(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongSickopathy
? 901 : 401) )
551 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_JOKE_S_OVER
&& is_jokemonster(mtmp
->data
) )
553 if (have_maybrittclick() && is_jokemonster(mtmp
->data
) )
555 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->otyp
== GOOD_ESP_HELMET
&& mtmp
->data
->maligntyp
> 0 && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 26)
557 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_TIGATOR_S_THORN
&& is_pokemon(mtmp
->data
) )
559 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_RNG_CESSATION
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_RBRE
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_RNG
) ) )
561 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_PATROL_S_ORDERS
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_ORC
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_OGRE
) )
563 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_SITHE_DED
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_MUMMY
)
565 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_CLIERVOYENS
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 9 )
567 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_PLAYER_RADAR
&& (is_mplayer(mtmp
->data
) || is_umplayer(mtmp
->data
)) )
569 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_AWAY_YOU_STALKER
&& is_stalker(mtmp
->data
) )
571 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_ELENETTES
&& (mtmp
->mhp
< (mtmp
->mhpmax
* 9 / 10)) )
573 if (uarmh
&& itemhasappearance(uarmh
, APP_SAGES_HELMET
) && mtmp
->minvis
&& mtmp
->sagesvisible
)
575 if (ublindf
&& ublindf
->oartifact
== ART_BREATHER_SHOW
&& attacktype(mtmp
->data
, AT_BREA
))
577 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_POKEWALKER
&& is_pokemon(mtmp
->data
) )
579 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_BUGNOSE
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_ANT
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_XAN
) )
581 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_SNAILHUNT
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_BLOB
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_WORM
) )
583 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_PET_VIEW
&& mtmp
->mtame
)
585 if (haveartileash(ART_ANNOYING_PET_MONITOR
) && mtmp
->mtame
)
587 if (uarmh
&& itemhasappearance(uarmh
, APP_PETSENSE_HELMET
) && mtmp
->mtame
)
589 if (uarmu
&& uarmu
->oartifact
== ART_HEEEEELEEEEEN
&& mtmp
->mtame
)
591 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_CAMELIC_SCENT
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_YETI
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_ZOUTHERN
) )
593 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_EGRID_BUG
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_XAN
)
595 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_FUYER_BREV
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_FUNGUS
)
597 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_SNICKERSNACK
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_JABBERWOCK
)
599 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_FUNGIRADAR
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_FUNGUS
)
601 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_BOOTS_OF_THE_MACHINE
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_GOLEM
|| nonliving(mtmp
->data
) ) )
603 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_FD_DETH
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_DOG
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_FELINE
) )
605 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_KILO_MEGA_GIGA_TERA_PETA_E
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_KOP
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_TREESQUAD
) )
607 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_DOGGO_FRIENDSHIP
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_DOG
)
609 if (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_WHAT_S_UP_BITCHES
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_NYMPH
) )
611 if (Race_if(PM_LEVITATOR
) && (is_flyer(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_flying
) )
614 if (ways_seen
> 1 || !normal
) {
616 strcat(monbuf
, "normal vision");
617 /* can't actually be 1 yet here */
618 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
620 if (useemon
&& mtmp
->minvis
) {
621 strcat(monbuf
, "see invisible");
622 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
624 if ((!mtmp
->minvis
|| (See_invisible
&& (StrongSee_invisible
|| mtmp
->seeinvisble
) )) && !mtmp
->minvisreal
&&
625 see_with_infrared(mtmp
)) {
626 strcat(monbuf
, "infravision");
627 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
629 if (tp_sensemon(mtmp
)) {
630 strcat(monbuf
, "telepathy");
631 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
633 if (useemon
&& xraydist
> 0 &&
634 distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) <= xraydist
) {
635 /* Eyes of the Overworld */
636 strcat(monbuf
, "astral vision");
637 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
639 if (Detect_monsters
) {
640 strcat(monbuf
, "monster detection");
641 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
643 if ( (Role_if(PM_ACTIVISTOR
) || Race_if(PM_PEACEMAKER
) ) && mtmp
->data
== &mons
[PM_TOPMODEL
] ) {
644 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of topmodels");
645 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
647 if (Role_if(PM_ACTIVISTOR
) && type_is_pname(mtmp
->data
) && uwep
&& is_quest_artifact(uwep
) ) {
648 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of unique monsters");
649 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
651 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_POISON_WARNING
&& poisonous(mtmp
->data
)) {
652 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of poisonous monsters");
653 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
655 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_OWN_RACE_WARNING
&& your_race(mtmp
->data
)) {
656 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of monsters that are the same race as you");
657 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
659 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_COVETOUS_WARNING
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) ) {
660 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of covetous monsters");
661 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
663 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_THAT_GIVES_IT_NOT
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) ) {
664 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of covetous monsters");
665 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
667 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_HEARING_EAR
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) ) {
668 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of covetous monsters");
669 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
671 if (ublindf
&& ublindf
->otyp
== BOSS_VISOR
&& (is_covetous(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_covetous
) ) {
672 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of covetous monsters");
673 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
675 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_FINAL_EXAM_TIME
&& (mtmp
->data
->geno
& G_UNIQ
) ) {
676 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of bosses");
677 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
679 if (Role_if(PM_PALADIN
) && is_demon(mtmp
->data
)) {
680 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of demons");
681 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
683 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DEMONIC_UNDEAD_RADAR
&& is_demon(mtmp
->data
)) {
684 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of demons");
685 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
687 if (uarms
&& uarms
->oartifact
== ART_SHIELD_OF_THE_PALADIN
&& is_demon(mtmp
->data
)) {
688 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of demons");
689 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
691 if (uarms
&& uarms
->oartifact
== ART_SHIELD_OF_THE_CHEVALIER__W
&& is_demon(mtmp
->data
)) {
692 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of demons");
693 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
695 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_DAEDRA_SEEKER
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_DEMON
) {
696 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of demons");
697 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
699 if (isselfhybrid
&& strongmonst(mtmp
->data
) && is_wanderer(mtmp
->data
) ) {
700 strcat(monbuf
, "self-hybridization");
701 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
703 if (isselfhybrid
&& monpolyok(mtmp
->data
) && !polyok(mtmp
->data
) && ((mtmp
->data
->mlevel
< 30) || mtmp
->selfhybridvisible
)) {
704 strcat(monbuf
, "self-hybridization");
705 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
707 if (Race_if(PM_VORTEX
) && unsolid(mtmp
->data
)) {
708 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of unsolid creatures");
709 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
711 if (Race_if(PM_VORTEX
) && nolimbs(mtmp
->data
)) {
712 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of creatures without limbs");
713 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
715 if (Race_if(PM_CORTEX
) && unsolid(mtmp
->data
)) {
716 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of unsolid creatures");
717 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
719 if (Race_if(PM_CORTEX
) && nolimbs(mtmp
->data
)) {
720 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of creatures without limbs");
721 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
723 if (Race_if(PM_LEVITATOR
) && (is_flyer(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_flying
) ) {
724 strcat(monbuf
, "warned of flying monsters");
725 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
727 if (Race_if(PM_RODNEYAN
) && mon_has_amulet(mtmp
) ) {
728 strcat(monbuf
, "amulet of yendor");
729 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
731 if (Race_if(PM_RODNEYAN
) && mon_has_special(mtmp
) ) {
732 strcat(monbuf
, "covetous");
733 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
736 if (Stunnopathy
&& Stunned
&& always_hostile(mtmp
->data
) && mtmp
->stunnovisible
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongStunnopathy
? 401 : 226) ) {
737 strcat(monbuf
, "stunnopathy");
738 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
740 if ( (uarmh
&& itemhasappearance(uarmh
, APP_INTERNET_HELMET
) ) && mtmp
->internetvisible
) {
741 strcat(monbuf
, "internet access");
742 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
744 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_WEB_RADIO
&& mtmp
->internetvisible
) {
745 strcat(monbuf
, "internet access");
746 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
748 if (RngeInternetAccess
&& mtmp
->internetvisible
) {
749 strcat(monbuf
, "internet access");
750 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
752 if (Numbopathy
&& Numbed
&& (avoid_player(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->egotype_avoider
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongNumbopathy
? 901 : 626) ) {
753 strcat(monbuf
, "numbopathy");
754 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
756 if (Freezopathy
&& Frozen
&& mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_WHITE
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongFreezopathy
? 626 : 401) ) {
757 strcat(monbuf
, "freezopathy");
758 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
760 if (StrongStunnopathy
&& Stunned
&& dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_STUN
)) {
761 strcat(monbuf
, "strong stunnopathy");
762 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
764 if (StrongNumbopathy
&& Numbed
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_NUMB
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_PLYS
) ) ) {
765 strcat(monbuf
, "strong numbopathy");
766 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
768 if (StrongDimmopathy
&& Dimmed
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_DIMN
) || mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_CUSS
) ) {
769 strcat(monbuf
, "strong dimmopathy");
770 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
772 if (StrongFreezopathy
&& Frozen
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_FRZE
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_ICEB
) ) ) {
773 strcat(monbuf
, "strong freezopathy");
774 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
776 if (StrongCorrosivity
&& Slimed
&& acidic(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 226 ) {
777 strcat(monbuf
, "strong corrosivity");
778 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
780 if (StrongBurnopathy
&& Burned
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_BURN
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_FLAM
) ) ) {
781 strcat(monbuf
, "strong burnopathy");
782 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
784 if (StrongSickopathy
&& Sick
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_DISE
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_PEST
) ) ) {
785 strcat(monbuf
, "strong sickopathy");
786 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
788 if (ScentView
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 101 && mtmp
->scentvisible
&& (is_animal(mtmp
->data
) || mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_STENCH
) ) {
789 strcat(monbuf
, "scent view");
790 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
792 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_SWISS_AMY_KNIFE
&& mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_SHOE
) {
793 strcat(monbuf
, "Amy's shoevision");
794 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
796 if (EcholocationActive
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 626 && mtmp
->echolocatevisible
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_SOUN
) || mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_SOUND
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_SHRIEK
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_FART_NORMAL
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_FART_LOUD
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_FART_QUIET
) ) {
797 strcat(monbuf
, "echolocation");
798 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
800 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->otyp
== HELM_OF_UNLIVING_ESP
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_GOLEM
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 626) {
801 strcat(monbuf
, "unliving ESP");
802 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
804 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->otyp
== HELM_OF_UNLIVING_ESP
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
!= S_GOLEM
&& mindless(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 26) {
805 strcat(monbuf
, "unliving ESP");
806 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
808 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_VERA_S_FREEZER
&& mtmp
->data
->mcolor
== CLR_WHITE
) {
809 strcat(monbuf
, "freezer vision");
810 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
812 if (Burnopathy
&& Burned
&& infravision(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongBurnopathy
? 170 : 101) ) {
813 strcat(monbuf
, "burnopathy");
814 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
816 if (Dimmopathy
&& Dimmed
&& mtmp
->m_lev
> u
.ulevel
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongDimmopathy
? 226 : 101) ) {
817 strcat(monbuf
, "dimmopathy");
818 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
820 if (Sickopathy
&& Sick
&& extra_nasty(mtmp
->data
) && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < (StrongSickopathy
? 901 : 401) ) {
821 strcat(monbuf
, "sickopathy");
822 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
824 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_JOKE_S_OVER
&& is_jokemonster(mtmp
->data
) ) {
825 strcat(monbuf
, "joke monster view");
826 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
828 if (have_maybrittclick() && is_jokemonster(mtmp
->data
) ) {
829 strcat(monbuf
, "joke monster view");
830 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
832 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_TIGATOR_S_THORN
&& is_pokemon(mtmp
->data
) ) {
833 strcat(monbuf
, "pokemon vision");
834 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
836 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->otyp
== GOOD_ESP_HELMET
&& mtmp
->data
->maligntyp
> 0 && distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 26){
837 strcat(monbuf
, "good ESP");
838 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
840 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_RNG_CESSATION
&& (dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_RBRE
) || dmgtype(mtmp
->data
, AD_RNG
) ) ) {
841 strcat(monbuf
, "RNG cessation");
842 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
844 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_PATROL_S_ORDERS
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_ORC
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_OGRE
) ) {
845 strcat(monbuf
, "patrol's orders");
846 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
848 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_SITHE_DED
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_MUMMY
) {
849 strcat(monbuf
, "see the dead");
850 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
852 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_CLIERVOYENS
&& distu(mtmp
->mx
, mtmp
->my
) < 9 ) {
853 strcat(monbuf
, "cliervoyens");
854 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
856 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_PLAYER_RADAR
&& (is_mplayer(mtmp
->data
) || is_umplayer(mtmp
->data
)) ) {
857 strcat(monbuf
, "player radar");
858 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
860 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_AWAY_YOU_STALKER
&& is_stalker(mtmp
->data
) ) {
861 strcat(monbuf
, "stalker warning");
862 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
864 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_ELENETTES
&& (mtmp
->mhp
< (mtmp
->mhpmax
* 9 / 10)) ) {
865 strcat(monbuf
, "Elenette's knowledge");
866 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
868 if (uarmh
&& itemhasappearance(uarmh
, APP_SAGES_HELMET
) && mtmp
->minvis
&& mtmp
->sagesvisible
) {
869 strcat(monbuf
, "sages helmet");
870 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
872 if (ublindf
&& ublindf
->oartifact
== ART_BREATHER_SHOW
&& attacktype(mtmp
->data
, AT_BREA
)) {
873 strcat(monbuf
, "breather show");
874 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
876 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_POKEWALKER
&& is_pokemon(mtmp
->data
) ) {
877 strcat(monbuf
, "pokemon vision");
878 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
880 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_BUGNOSE
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_ANT
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_XAN
) ) {
881 strcat(monbuf
, "bugnose");
882 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
884 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_SNAILHUNT
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_BLOB
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_WORM
) ) {
885 strcat(monbuf
, "snailhunt");
886 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
888 if (uamul
&& uamul
->otyp
== AMULET_OF_PET_VIEW
&& mtmp
->mtame
) {
889 strcat(monbuf
, "pet view");
890 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
892 if (haveartileash(ART_ANNOYING_PET_MONITOR
) && mtmp
->mtame
) {
893 strcat(monbuf
, "pet monitor");
894 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
896 if (uarmh
&& itemhasappearance(uarmh
, APP_PETSENSE_HELMET
) && mtmp
->mtame
) {
897 strcat(monbuf
, "petsense");
898 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
900 if (uarmu
&& uarmu
->oartifact
== ART_HEEEEELEEEEEN
&& mtmp
->mtame
) {
901 strcat(monbuf
, "helen");
902 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
904 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_CAMELIC_SCENT
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_YETI
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_ZOUTHERN
) ) {
905 strcat(monbuf
, "camelic scent");
906 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
908 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_EGRID_BUG
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_XAN
) {
909 strcat(monbuf
, "egrid bug");
910 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
912 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_FUYER_BREV
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_FUNGUS
) {
913 strcat(monbuf
, "fuyer brev");
914 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
916 if (uwep
&& uwep
->oartifact
== ART_SNICKERSNACK
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_JABBERWOCK
) {
917 strcat(monbuf
, "snicker-snack");
918 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
920 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_FUNGIRADAR
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_FUNGUS
) {
921 strcat(monbuf
, "fungi radar");
922 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
924 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_BOOTS_OF_THE_MACHINE
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_GOLEM
|| nonliving(mtmp
->data
) ) ) {
925 strcat(monbuf
, "machinery vision");
926 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
928 if (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_FD_DETH
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_DOG
|| mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_FELINE
) ) {
929 strcat(monbuf
, "FD Deth");
930 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
932 if (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_KILO_MEGA_GIGA_TERA_PETA_E
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_KOP
|| mtmp
->data
->msound
== MS_TREESQUAD
) ) {
933 strcat(monbuf
, "theft prevention");
934 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
936 if (uarmh
&& uarmh
->oartifact
== ART_DOGGO_FRIENDSHIP
&& mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_DOG
) {
937 strcat(monbuf
, "doggo friendship");
938 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
940 if (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_WHAT_S_UP_BITCHES
&& (mtmp
->data
->mlet
== S_NYMPH
) ) {
941 strcat(monbuf
, "bitchvision");
942 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
945 if (MATCH_WARN_OF_MON(mtmp
) /*|| (uamul && uamul->otyp == AMULET_OF_UNDEAD_WARNING && (is_undead(mtmp->data) || mtmp->egotype_undead) ) || (uarmh && uarmh->otyp == HELMET_OF_UNDEAD_WARNING && (is_undead(mtmp->data) || mtmp->egotype_undead) )*/) {
948 strcat(monbuf
, "paranoid delusion");
950 sprintf(wbuf
, "warned of %s", sanityrandomname() ? makeplural(rndmonnam()) :
951 makeplural(mtmp
->data
->mname
));
952 strcat(monbuf
, wbuf
);
954 if (ways_seen
-- > 1) strcat(monbuf
, ", ");
960 else if (glyph_is_object(glyph
)) {
961 struct obj
*otmp
= vobj_at(x
,y
);
963 if (!otmp
|| otmp
->otyp
!= glyph_to_obj(glyph
)) {
964 if (glyph_to_obj(glyph
) != STRANGE_OBJECT
) {
965 otmp
= mksobj(glyph_to_obj(glyph
), FALSE
, FALSE
, FALSE
);
967 if (otmp
->oclass
== COIN_CLASS
)
968 otmp
->quan
= 2L; /* to force pluralization */
969 else if (otmp
->otyp
== SLIME_MOLD
)
970 otmp
->spe
= current_fruit
; /* give the fruit a type */
971 strcpy(buf
, distant_name(otmp
, xname
));
973 } else strcpy(buf
, "very weird object");
976 strcpy(buf
, distant_name(otmp
, xname
));
978 if (!StupidMojibake
|| levl
[x
][y
].seenv
) {
979 if (IS_TREE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
980 strcat(buf
, " stuck in a tree");
981 else if (IS_IRONBAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
982 strcat(buf
, " stuck in iron bars");
983 else if (IS_GRAVEWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
984 strcat(buf
, " embedded in a grave wall");
985 else if (IS_TUNNELWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
986 strcat(buf
, " lying in a tunnel");
987 else if (IS_FARMLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
988 strcat(buf
, " on a farmland");
989 else if (IS_MOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
990 strcat(buf
, " atop a mountain");
991 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STONE
|| levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SCORR
)
992 strcat(buf
, " embedded in stone");
993 else if (IS_WALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
) || levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SDOOR
)
994 strcat(buf
, " embedded in a wall");
995 else if (closed_door(x
,y
))
996 strcat(buf
, " embedded in a door");
997 else if (is_pool(x
,y
))
998 strcat(buf
, " in water");
999 else if (is_styxriver(x
,y
))
1000 strcat(buf
, " in a styx river");
1001 else if (is_watertunnel(x
,y
))
1002 strcat(buf
, " in a water tunnel");
1003 else if (is_lava(x
,y
))
1004 strcat(buf
, " in molten lava"); /* [can this ever happen?] */
1005 else if (IS_GRAVE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1006 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a grave");
1007 else if (IS_THRONE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1008 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a throne");
1009 else if (IS_FOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1010 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a fountain");
1011 else if (IS_SINK(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1012 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a sink");
1013 else if (IS_TOILET(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1014 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a toilet");
1015 else if (IS_ALTAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1016 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an altar");
1017 else if (IS_DRAWBRIDGE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1018 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a drawbridge");
1019 else if (IS_CRYSTALWATER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1020 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in crystal water");
1021 else if (IS_MOORLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1022 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in moorland");
1023 else if (IS_URINELAKE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1024 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a urine lake");
1025 else if (IS_SHIFTINGSAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1026 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in shifting sand");
1027 else if (IS_STYXRIVER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1028 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
1029 else if (IS_PENTAGRAM(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1030 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a pentagram");
1031 else if (IS_WELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1032 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a well");
1033 else if (IS_POISONEDWELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1034 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a poisoned well");
1035 else if (IS_WAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1036 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wagon");
1037 else if (IS_BURNINGWAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1038 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a burning wagon");
1039 else if (IS_WOODENTABLE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1040 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wooden table");
1041 else if (IS_CARVEDBED(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1042 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an ornately carved bed");
1043 else if (IS_STRAWMATTRESS(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1044 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a rude straw mattress");
1045 else if (IS_SNOW(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1046 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in snow");
1047 else if (IS_ASH(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1048 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ash terrain");
1049 else if (IS_SAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1050 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in sand");
1051 else if (IS_PAVEDFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1052 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a paved floor");
1053 else if (IS_HIGHWAY(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1054 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a highway");
1055 else if (IS_GRASSLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1056 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in grassland");
1057 else if (IS_NETHERMIST(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1058 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in nether mist");
1059 else if (IS_STALACTITE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1060 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", underneath a stalactite");
1061 else if (IS_CRYPTFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1062 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a crypt floor");
1063 else if (IS_BUBBLES(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1064 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a bubble");
1065 else if (IS_RAINCLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1066 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a rain cloud");
1067 else if (IS_CLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1068 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a cloud");
1069 else if (is_ice(x
,y
))
1070 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ice");
1071 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STAIRS
)
1072 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a staircase");
1073 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== LADDER
)
1074 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a ladder");
1076 if (!Hallucination
&& !KnowledgeBug
&& !u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
&& !have_trapknowledgestone()) {
1077 register struct trap
*seethetrap
;
1079 if ((seethetrap
= t_at(x
, y
)) && seethetrap
&& seethetrap
->tseen
) {
1080 tt
= what_trap(seethetrap
->ttyp
);
1081 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on %s", an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
) );
1086 } else if (glyph_is_trap(glyph
)) {
1087 int tnum
= what_trap(glyph_to_trap(glyph
));
1089 if (tnum
== SUPERTHING_TRAP
) {
1090 pline("Rien ne va plus!");
1091 TimerunBug
+= 1; /* ugh, ugly hack. But nomul() doesn't want to work... --Amy */
1092 u
.riennevaplus
= rnd(20);
1095 if (tnum
== ARABELLA_SPEAKER
) {
1096 pline("NETHACK.EXE caused a General Protection Fault at address 000D:001D.");
1098 u
.riennevaplus
= rnd(30);
1101 strcpy(buf
, defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tnum
)].explanation
);
1103 if (levl
[x
][y
].seenv
&& !(SpellColorOrange
|| Yawming
|| SpellColorPlatinum
|| SpellColorBrightCyan
|| SpellColorBrown
|| GrayoutBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAYOUT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_grayoutstone() || (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOE_TEST
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_PWNHAMMER
) || GrayCenterBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAY_CENTER_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_graycenterstone() || Quaversal
|| u
.uprops
[QUAVERSAL
].extrinsic
|| have_quaversalstone() || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ND_D___N_NDMNN_ND___NDMN_N
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_OMGHAXERETH
) || (SpellColorSilver
&& !u
.seesilverspell
) || CheckerboardBug
|| u
.uprops
[CHECKERBOARD_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_checkerboardstone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_SAY__CHESS_
) || QuasarVision
|| u
.uprops
[QUASAR_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_quasarstone() || SpellColorBlue
|| KnowledgeBug
|| u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_trapknowledgestone() || StarlitBug
|| u
.uprops
[STARLIT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_starlitskystone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_STARRING_INFERNO
) || (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_STAR_SOLES
) || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ARABELLA_S_SEXY_CHARM
) || (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
)) ) {
1105 if (IS_TREE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1106 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a tree");
1107 else if (IS_IRONBAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1108 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in iron bars");
1109 else if (IS_GRAVEWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1110 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a grave wall");
1111 else if (IS_TUNNELWALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1112 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a tunnel");
1113 else if (IS_FARMLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1114 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a farmland");
1115 else if (IS_MOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1116 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", atop a mountain");
1117 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STONE
|| levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SCORR
)
1118 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in stone");
1119 else if (IS_WALL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
) || levl
[x
][y
].typ
== SDOOR
)
1120 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a wall");
1121 else if (closed_door(x
,y
))
1122 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a door");
1123 else if (is_pool(x
,y
))
1124 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in water");
1125 else if (is_styxriver(x
,y
))
1126 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
1127 else if (is_watertunnel(x
,y
))
1128 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a water tunnel");
1129 else if (is_lava(x
,y
))
1130 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in molten lava");
1131 else if (IS_GRAVE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1132 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a grave");
1133 else if (IS_THRONE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1134 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a throne");
1135 else if (IS_FOUNTAIN(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1136 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a fountain");
1137 else if (IS_SINK(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1138 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a sink");
1139 else if (IS_TOILET(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1140 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a toilet");
1141 else if (IS_ALTAR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1142 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an altar");
1143 else if (IS_DRAWBRIDGE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1144 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a drawbridge");
1145 else if (IS_CRYSTALWATER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1146 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in crystal water");
1147 else if (IS_MOORLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1148 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in moorland");
1149 else if (IS_URINELAKE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1150 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a urine lake");
1151 else if (IS_SHIFTINGSAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1152 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in shifting sand");
1153 else if (IS_STYXRIVER(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1154 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a styx river");
1155 else if (IS_PENTAGRAM(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1156 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a pentagram");
1157 else if (IS_WELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1158 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a well");
1159 else if (IS_POISONEDWELL(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1160 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a poisoned well");
1161 else if (IS_WAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1162 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wagon");
1163 else if (IS_BURNINGWAGON(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1164 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a burning wagon");
1165 else if (IS_WOODENTABLE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1166 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a wooden table");
1167 else if (IS_CARVEDBED(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1168 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on an ornately carved bed");
1169 else if (IS_STRAWMATTRESS(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1170 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a rude straw mattress");
1171 else if (IS_SNOW(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1172 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in snow");
1173 else if (IS_ASH(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1174 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ash terrain");
1175 else if (IS_SAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1176 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in sand");
1177 else if (IS_PAVEDFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1178 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a paved floor");
1179 else if (IS_HIGHWAY(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1180 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a highway");
1181 else if (IS_GRASSLAND(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1182 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in grassland");
1183 else if (IS_NETHERMIST(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1184 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in nether mist");
1185 else if (IS_STALACTITE(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1186 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", underneath a stalactite");
1187 else if (IS_CRYPTFLOOR(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1188 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a crypt floor");
1189 else if (IS_BUBBLES(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1190 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a bubble");
1191 else if (IS_RAINCLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1192 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a rain cloud");
1193 else if (IS_CLOUD(levl
[x
][y
].typ
))
1194 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in a cloud");
1195 else if (is_ice(x
,y
))
1196 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", in ice");
1197 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== STAIRS
)
1198 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a staircase");
1199 else if (levl
[x
][y
].typ
== LADDER
)
1200 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on a ladder");
1204 } else if(!glyph_is_cmap(glyph
)) {
1205 strcpy(buf
,"unexplored area");
1206 /* } else if( glyph == (GLYPH_CMAP_OFF + 44)) {
1207 strcpy(buf,"grayout");*/
1208 } else { switch(glyph_to_cmap(glyph
)) {
1210 if(!In_endgame(&u
.uz
))
1211 sprintf(buf
, "%s altar",
1212 align_str(Amask2align(levl
[x
][y
].altarmask
& ~AM_SHRINE
)));
1213 else sprintf(buf
, "aligned altar");
1216 if (is_drawbridge_wall(x
, y
) >= 0)
1217 strcpy(buf
,"open drawbridge portcullis");
1218 else if ((levl
[x
][y
].doormask
& ~D_TRAPPED
) == D_BROKEN
)
1219 strcpy(buf
,"broken door");
1221 strcpy(buf
,"doorway");
1224 strcpy(buf
, Is_airlevel(&u
.uz
) ? "cloudy area" : "fog/vapor cloud");
1228 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling water" : "water");
1231 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling well" : "well");
1233 case S_poisonedwell
:
1234 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling poisoned well" : "poisoned well");
1236 case S_crystalwater
:
1237 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling crystal water" : "crystal water");
1240 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling rain cloud" : "rain cloud");
1243 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling water tunnel" : "water tunnel");
1246 strcpy(buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
? "sparkling fountain" : "fountain");
1249 strcpy(buf
,defsyms
[glyph_to_cmap(glyph
)].explanation
);
1253 if (!Hallucination
&& levl
[x
][y
].seenv
&& !(SpellColorOrange
|| Yawming
|| SpellColorPlatinum
|| SpellColorBrightCyan
|| SpellColorBrown
|| GrayoutBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAYOUT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_grayoutstone() || (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOE_TEST
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_PWNHAMMER
) || GrayCenterBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAY_CENTER_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_graycenterstone() || Quaversal
|| u
.uprops
[QUAVERSAL
].extrinsic
|| have_quaversalstone() || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ND_D___N_NDMNN_ND___NDMN_N
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_OMGHAXERETH
) || (SpellColorSilver
&& !u
.seesilverspell
) || CheckerboardBug
|| u
.uprops
[CHECKERBOARD_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_checkerboardstone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_SAY__CHESS_
) || QuasarVision
|| u
.uprops
[QUASAR_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_quasarstone() || SpellColorBlue
|| KnowledgeBug
|| u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_trapknowledgestone() || StarlitBug
|| u
.uprops
[STARLIT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_starlitskystone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_STARRING_INFERNO
) || (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_STAR_SOLES
) || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ARABELLA_S_SEXY_CHARM
) || (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
))) {
1254 register struct trap
*seethetrap
;
1256 if ((seethetrap
= t_at(x
, y
)) && seethetrap
&& seethetrap
->tseen
) {
1257 tt
= what_trap(seethetrap
->ttyp
);
1258 sprintf(eos(buf
), ", on %s", an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
) );
1264 return ((pm
&& !Hallucination
) ? pm
: (struct permonst
*) 0);
1268 * Look in the "data" file for more info. Called if the user typed in the
1269 * whole name (user_typed_name == TRUE), or we've found a possible match
1270 * with a character/glyph and flags.help is TRUE.
1272 * NOTE: when (user_typed_name == FALSE), inp is considered read-only and
1273 * must not be changed directly, e.g. via lcase(). We want to force
1274 * lcase() for data.base lookup so that we can have a clean key.
1275 * Therefore, we create a copy of inp _just_ for data.base lookup.
1278 checkfile(inp
, pm
, user_typed_name
, without_asking
)
1280 struct permonst
*pm
;
1281 boolean user_typed_name
, without_asking
;
1284 char buf
[BUFSZ
], newstr
[BUFSZ
];
1285 char *ep
, *dbase_str
;
1288 boolean found_in_file
= FALSE
, skipping_entry
= FALSE
;
1290 fp
= dlb_fopen_area(NH_DATAAREA
, NH_DATAFILE
, "r");
1292 pline("Cannot open data file!");
1296 /* To prevent the need for entries in data.base like *ngel to account
1297 * for Angel and angel, make the lookup string the same for both
1298 * user_typed_name and picked name.
1300 if (pm
!= (struct permonst
*) 0 && !user_typed_name
&& !u
.ughmemory
)
1301 dbase_str
= strcpy(newstr
, pm
->mname
);
1302 else dbase_str
= strcpy(newstr
, inp
);
1303 (void) lcase(dbase_str
);
1305 if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "interior of ", 12))
1307 if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "a ", 2))
1309 else if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "an ", 3))
1311 else if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "the ", 4))
1313 if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "tame ", 5))
1315 else if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "peaceful ", 9))
1317 if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "invisible ", 10))
1319 if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "statue of ", 10))
1320 dbase_str
[6] = '\0';
1321 else if (!strncmp(dbase_str
, "figurine of ", 12))
1322 dbase_str
[8] = '\0';
1324 /* Make sure the name is non-empty. */
1326 /* adjust the input to remove "named " and convert to lower case */
1327 char *alt
= 0; /* alternate description */
1329 if ((ep
= strstri(dbase_str
, " named ")) != 0)
1332 ep
= strstri(dbase_str
, " called ");
1333 if (!ep
) ep
= strstri(dbase_str
, ", ");
1334 if (ep
&& ep
> dbase_str
) *ep
= '\0';
1337 * If the object is named, then the name is the alternate description;
1338 * otherwise, the result of makesingular() applied to the name is. This
1339 * isn't strictly optimal, but named objects of interest to the user
1340 * will usually be found under their name, rather than under their
1341 * object type, so looking for a singular form is pointless.
1345 alt
= makesingular(dbase_str
);
1347 if (user_typed_name
)
1350 /* skip first record; read second */
1352 if (!dlb_fgets(buf
, BUFSZ
, fp
) || !dlb_fgets(buf
, BUFSZ
, fp
)) {
1353 impossible("can't read 'data' file");
1354 (void) dlb_fclose(fp
);
1356 } else if (sscanf(buf
, "%8lx\n", &txt_offset
) < 1 || txt_offset
<= 0)
1359 /* look for the appropriate entry */
1360 while (dlb_fgets(buf
,BUFSZ
,fp
)) {
1361 if (*buf
== '.') break; /* we passed last entry without success */
1364 /* a number indicates the end of current entry */
1365 skipping_entry
= FALSE
;
1366 } else if (!skipping_entry
) {
1367 if (!(ep
= index(buf
, '\n'))) goto bad_data_file
;
1369 /* if we match a key that begins with "~", skip this entry */
1370 chk_skip
= (*buf
== '~') ? 1 : 0;
1371 if (pmatch(&buf
[chk_skip
], dbase_str
) ||
1372 (alt
&& pmatch(&buf
[chk_skip
], alt
))) {
1374 skipping_entry
= TRUE
;
1377 found_in_file
= TRUE
;
1390 /* skip over other possible matches for the info */
1392 if (!dlb_fgets(buf
, BUFSZ
, fp
)) goto bad_data_file
;
1393 } while (!digit(*buf
));
1394 if (sscanf(buf
, "%ld,%d\n", &entry_offset
, &entry_count
) < 2) {
1395 bad_data_file
: impossible("'data' file in wrong format");
1396 (void) dlb_fclose(fp
);
1400 if (user_typed_name
|| without_asking
|| (!MonsterGlyphHallu
&& yn("More info?") == 'y' ) ) {
1403 if (dlb_fseek(fp
, txt_offset
+ entry_offset
, SEEK_SET
) < 0) {
1404 pline("? Seek error on 'data' file!");
1405 (void) dlb_fclose(fp
);
1408 datawin
= create_nhwindow(NHW_MENU
);
1409 for (i
= 0; i
< entry_count
; i
++) {
1410 if (!dlb_fgets(buf
, BUFSZ
, fp
)) goto bad_data_file
;
1411 if ((ep
= index(buf
, '\n')) != 0) *ep
= 0;
1412 if (index(buf
+1, '\t') != 0) (void) tabexpand(buf
+1);
1413 putstr(datawin
, 0, buf
+1);
1415 display_nhwindow(datawin
, FALSE
);
1416 destroy_nhwindow(datawin
);
1418 } else if (user_typed_name
)
1419 pline("I don't have any information on those things.");
1421 (void) dlb_fclose(fp
);
1424 /* getpos() return values */
1425 #define LOOK_TRADITIONAL 0 /* '.' -- ask about "more info?" */
1426 #define LOOK_QUICK 1 /* ',' -- skip "more info?" */
1427 #define LOOK_ONCE 2 /* ';' -- skip and stop looping */
1428 #define LOOK_VERBOSE 3 /* ':' -- show more info w/o asking */
1430 /* also used by getpos hack in do_name.c */
1431 const char what_is_an_unknown_object
[] = "an unknown object";
1435 boolean quick
; /* use cursor && don't search for "more info" */
1437 char out_str
[BUFSZ
], look_buf
[BUFSZ
];
1438 const char *x_str
, *firstmatch
= 0;
1439 struct permonst
*pm
= 0;
1441 int sym
; /* typed symbol or converted glyph */
1442 int found
; /* count of matching syms found */
1443 coord cc
; /* screen pos of unknown glyph */
1444 boolean save_verbose
; /* saved value of flags.verbose */
1445 boolean from_screen
; /* question from the screen */
1446 boolean need_to_look
; /* need to get explan. from glyph */
1447 boolean hit_trap
; /* true if found trap explanation */
1448 int skipped_venom
; /* non-zero if we ignored "splash of venom" */
1449 static const char *mon_interior
= "the interior of a monster";
1450 boolean mojibakeflag
;
1455 from_screen
= TRUE
; /* yes, we want to use the cursor */
1457 i
= ynq("Specify unknown object by cursor?");
1458 if (i
== 'q') return 0;
1459 from_screen
= (i
== 'y');
1465 sym
= 0; /* gcc -Wall lint */
1467 getlin("Specify what? (type the word)", out_str
);
1468 if (out_str
[0] == '\0' || out_str
[0] == '\033')
1471 if (out_str
[1]) { /* user typed in a complete string */
1472 checkfile(out_str
, pm
, TRUE
, TRUE
);
1478 /* Save the verbose flag, we change it later. */
1479 save_verbose
= flags
.verbose
;
1480 flags
.verbose
= flags
.verbose
&& !quick
;
1482 * The user typed one letter, or we're identifying from the screen.
1485 /* Reset some variables. */
1486 need_to_look
= FALSE
;
1487 pm
= (struct permonst
*)0;
1493 int glyph
; /* glyph at selected position */
1496 pline("Please move the cursor to %s.",
1497 what_is_an_unknown_object
);
1499 if (flags
.moreforced
&& !MessagesSuppressed
) display_nhwindow(WIN_MESSAGE
, TRUE
); /* --More-- */
1500 pline("Pick an object."); }
1502 ans
= getpos(&cc
, /*quick*/TRUE
, what_is_an_unknown_object
);
1503 if (ans
< 0 || cc
.x
< 0) {
1504 flags
.verbose
= save_verbose
;
1505 return 0; /* done */
1507 flags
.verbose
= FALSE
; /* only print long question once */
1509 /* Convert the glyph at the selected position to a symbol. */
1510 glyph
= glyph_at(cc
.x
,cc
.y
);
1511 if (glyph_is_cmap(glyph
)) {
1512 sym
= showsyms
[glyph_to_cmap(glyph
)];
1513 } else if (glyph_is_trap(glyph
)) {
1514 sym
= showsyms
[trap_to_defsym(glyph_to_trap(glyph
))];
1515 } else if (glyph_is_object(glyph
)) {
1516 sym
= oc_syms
[(int)objects
[glyph_to_obj(glyph
)].oc_class
];
1517 if (sym
== '`' && iflags
.bouldersym
&& (int)glyph_to_obj(glyph
) == BOULDER
)
1518 sym
= iflags
.bouldersym
;
1519 } else if (glyph_is_monster(glyph
)) {
1520 /* takes care of pets, detected, ridden, and regular mons */
1521 sym
= monsyms
[(int)mons
[glyph_to_mon(glyph
)].mlet
];
1522 } else if (glyph_is_swallow(glyph
)) {
1523 sym
= showsyms
[glyph_to_swallow(glyph
)+S_sw_tl
];
1524 } else if (glyph_is_invisible(glyph
)) {
1525 sym
= DEF_INVISIBLE
;
1526 } else if (glyph_is_warning(glyph
)) {
1527 sym
= glyph_to_warning(glyph
);
1528 sym
= warnsyms
[sym
];
1530 impossible("do_look: bad glyph %d at (%d,%d)",
1531 glyph
, (int)cc
.x
, (int)cc
.y
);
1537 * Check all the possibilities, saving all explanations in a buffer.
1538 * When all have been checked then the string is printed.
1541 /* Check for monsters */
1542 for (i
= 0; i
< MAXMCLASSES
; i
++) {
1543 if (sym
== (from_screen
? monsyms
[i
] : def_monsyms
[i
]) &&
1545 need_to_look
= TRUE
;
1547 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
, an(monexplain
[i
]));
1548 firstmatch
= monexplain
[i
];
1551 found
+= append_str(out_str
, an(monexplain
[i
]));
1555 /* handle '@' as a special case if it refers to you and you're
1556 playing a character which isn't normally displayed by that
1557 symbol; firstmatch is assumed to already be set for '@' */
1559 (sym
== monsyms
[S_HUMAN
] && cc
.x
== u
.ux
&& cc
.y
== u
.uy
) :
1560 (sym
== def_monsyms
[S_HUMAN
] && !iflags
.showrace
)) &&
1561 !(Race_if(PM_HUMAN
) || Race_if(PM_ELF
)) && !Upolyd
)
1562 found
+= append_str(out_str
, "you"); /* tack on "or you" */
1565 * Special case: if identifying from the screen, and we're swallowed,
1566 * and looking at something other than our own symbol, then just say
1567 * "the interior of a monster".
1569 if (u
.uswallow
&& from_screen
&& is_swallow_sym(sym
)) {
1571 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
, mon_interior
);
1572 firstmatch
= mon_interior
;
1574 found
+= append_str(out_str
, mon_interior
);
1576 need_to_look
= TRUE
;
1579 /* Now check for objects */
1580 for (i
= 1; i
< MAXOCLASSES
; i
++) {
1581 if (sym
== (from_screen
? oc_syms
[i
] : def_oc_syms
[i
])) {
1582 need_to_look
= TRUE
;
1584 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
, an(objexplain
[i
]));
1585 firstmatch
= objexplain
[i
];
1588 found
+= append_str(out_str
, an(objexplain
[i
]));
1593 if (sym
== DEF_INVISIBLE
) {
1595 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
, an(invisexplain
));
1596 firstmatch
= invisexplain
;
1599 found
+= append_str(out_str
, an(invisexplain
));
1603 #define is_cmap_trap(i) ((i) >= S_arrow_trap && (i) <= S_timerun_trap)
1604 #define is_cmap_drawbridge(i) ((i) >= S_vodbridge && (i) <= S_hcdbridge)
1606 /* Now check for graphics symbols */
1607 for (hit_trap
= FALSE
, i
= 0; i
< MAXPCHARS
; i
++) {
1608 x_str
= defsyms
[i
].explanation
;
1609 if (sym
== (from_screen
? showsyms
[i
] : defsyms
[i
].sym
) && *x_str
) {
1610 /* avoid "an air", "a water", or "a floor of a room" */
1611 int article
= ((i
== S_room
)||(i
== S_darkroom
)) ? 2 : /* 2=>"the" */
1612 !(strcmp(x_str
, "air") == 0 || /* 1=>"an" */
1613 strcmp(x_str
, "water") == 0); /* 0=>(none)*/
1616 if (is_cmap_trap(i
)) {
1617 sprintf(out_str
, "%c a trap", sym
);
1619 } else if (level
.flags
.lethe
&& !strcmp(x_str
, "water")) {
1620 sprintf(out_str
, "%c sparkling water", sym
);
1622 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
,
1623 article
== 2 ? the(x_str
) :
1624 article
== 1 ? an(x_str
) : x_str
);
1628 } else if (!u
.uswallow
&& !(/*hit_trap && */is_cmap_trap(i
)) &&
1629 !(found
>= 3 && is_cmap_drawbridge(i
))) {
1631 /* traps should be able to be something other than ^ while not cluttering up the explanations! --Amy */
1633 if (level
.flags
.lethe
&& !strcmp(x_str
, "water"))
1634 found
+= append_str(out_str
, "sparkling water");
1636 found
+= append_str(out_str
,
1637 article
== 2 ? the(x_str
) :
1638 article
== 1 ? an(x_str
) : x_str
);
1639 if (is_cmap_trap(i
)) hit_trap
= TRUE
;
1642 if (i
== S_altar
|| is_cmap_trap(i
))
1643 need_to_look
= TRUE
;
1647 /* Now check for warning symbols */
1648 for (i
= /*1*/0; i
< WARNCOUNT
; i
++) { /* fixed annoying bug --Amy */
1649 x_str
= def_warnsyms
[i
].explanation
;
1650 if (sym
== (from_screen
? warnsyms
[i
] : def_warnsyms
[i
].sym
)) {
1652 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s",
1653 sym
, def_warnsyms
[i
].explanation
);
1654 firstmatch
= def_warnsyms
[i
].explanation
;
1657 found
+= append_str(out_str
, def_warnsyms
[i
].explanation
);
1659 /* Kludge: warning trumps boulders on the display.
1660 Reveal the boulder too or player can get confused */
1661 if (from_screen
&& sobj_at(BOULDER
, cc
.x
, cc
.y
))
1662 strcat(out_str
, " co-located with a boulder");
1664 /* guh, need to paste all the code here too... --Amy */
1665 if (from_screen
&& levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].seenv
&& !(SpellColorOrange
|| SpellColorPlatinum
|| SpellColorBrightCyan
|| SpellColorBrown
|| GrayoutBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAYOUT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_grayoutstone() || (uarmc
&& uarmc
->oartifact
== ART_DOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOEDOE_TEST
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_PWNHAMMER
) || GrayCenterBug
|| u
.uprops
[GRAY_CENTER_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_graycenterstone() || Quaversal
|| u
.uprops
[QUAVERSAL
].extrinsic
|| have_quaversalstone() || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ND_D___N_NDMNN_ND___NDMN_N
) || autismweaponcheck(ART_OMGHAXERETH
) || (SpellColorSilver
&& !u
.seesilverspell
) || CheckerboardBug
|| u
.uprops
[CHECKERBOARD_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_checkerboardstone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_SAY__CHESS_
) || QuasarVision
|| u
.uprops
[QUASAR_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_quasarstone() || SpellColorBlue
|| KnowledgeBug
|| u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_trapknowledgestone() || StarlitBug
|| u
.uprops
[STARLIT_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_starlitskystone() || autismweaponcheck(ART_STARRING_INFERNO
) || (uarmf
&& uarmf
->oartifact
== ART_STAR_SOLES
) || (uimplant
&& uimplant
->oartifact
== ART_ARABELLA_S_SEXY_CHARM
) || (uarmg
&& uarmg
->oartifact
== ART_RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
))) {
1666 if (IS_TREE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1667 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a tree");
1668 else if (IS_IRONBAR(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1669 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in iron bars");
1670 else if (IS_GRAVEWALL(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1671 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a grave wall");
1672 else if (IS_TUNNELWALL(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1673 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a tunnel");
1674 else if (IS_FARMLAND(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1675 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a farmland");
1676 else if (IS_MOUNTAIN(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1677 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", atop a mountain");
1678 else if (levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
== STONE
|| levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
== SCORR
)
1679 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in stone");
1680 else if (IS_WALL(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
) || levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
== SDOOR
)
1681 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a wall");
1682 else if (closed_door(cc
.x
,cc
.y
))
1683 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a door");
1684 else if (is_pool(cc
.x
,cc
.y
))
1685 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in water");
1686 else if (is_styxriver(cc
.x
,cc
.y
))
1687 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a styx river");
1688 else if (is_watertunnel(cc
.x
,cc
.y
))
1689 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a water tunnel");
1690 else if (is_lava(cc
.x
,cc
.y
))
1691 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in molten lava");
1692 else if (IS_GRAVE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1693 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a grave");
1694 else if (IS_THRONE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1695 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a throne");
1696 else if (IS_FOUNTAIN(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1697 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a fountain");
1698 else if (IS_SINK(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1699 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a sink");
1700 else if (IS_TOILET(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1701 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a toilet");
1702 else if (IS_ALTAR(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1703 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on an altar");
1704 else if (IS_DRAWBRIDGE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1705 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a drawbridge");
1706 else if (IS_CRYSTALWATER(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1707 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in crystal water");
1708 else if (IS_MOORLAND(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1709 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in moorland");
1710 else if (IS_URINELAKE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1711 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a urine lake");
1712 else if (IS_SHIFTINGSAND(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1713 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in shifting sand");
1714 else if (IS_STYXRIVER(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1715 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a styx river");
1716 else if (IS_PENTAGRAM(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1717 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a pentagram");
1718 else if (IS_WELL(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1719 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a well");
1720 else if (IS_POISONEDWELL(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1721 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a poisoned well");
1722 else if (IS_WAGON(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1723 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a wagon");
1724 else if (IS_BURNINGWAGON(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1725 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a burning wagon");
1726 else if (IS_WOODENTABLE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1727 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a wooden table");
1728 else if (IS_CARVEDBED(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1729 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on an ornately carved bed");
1730 else if (IS_STRAWMATTRESS(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1731 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a rude straw mattress");
1732 else if (IS_SNOW(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1733 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in snow");
1734 else if (IS_ASH(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1735 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in ash terrain");
1736 else if (IS_SAND(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1737 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in sand");
1738 else if (IS_PAVEDFLOOR(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1739 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a paved floor");
1740 else if (IS_HIGHWAY(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1741 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a highway");
1742 else if (IS_GRASSLAND(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1743 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in grassland");
1744 else if (IS_NETHERMIST(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1745 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in nether mist");
1746 else if (IS_STALACTITE(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1747 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", underneath a stalactite");
1748 else if (IS_CRYPTFLOOR(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1749 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a crypt floor");
1750 else if (IS_BUBBLES(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1751 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a bubble");
1752 else if (IS_RAINCLOUD(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1753 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a rain cloud");
1754 else if (IS_CLOUD(levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
))
1755 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in a cloud");
1756 else if (is_ice(cc
.x
,cc
.y
))
1757 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", in ice");
1758 else if (levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
== STAIRS
)
1759 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a staircase");
1760 else if (levl
[cc
.x
][cc
.y
].typ
== LADDER
)
1761 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on a ladder");
1763 if (!Hallucination
) {
1764 register struct trap
*seethetrap
;
1766 if ((seethetrap
= t_at(cc
.x
, cc
.y
)) && seethetrap
&& seethetrap
->tseen
) {
1767 tt
= what_trap(seethetrap
->ttyp
);
1768 sprintf(eos(out_str
), ", on %s", an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
) );
1773 } /* Amy extra code end */
1775 break; /* out of for loop*/
1779 /* if we ignored venom and list turned out to be short, put it back */
1780 if (skipped_venom
&& found
< 2) {
1781 x_str
= objexplain
[VENOM_CLASS
];
1783 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
, an(x_str
));
1787 found
+= append_str(out_str
, an(x_str
));
1791 /* handle optional boulder symbol as a special case */
1792 if (iflags
.bouldersym
&& sym
== iflags
.bouldersym
) {
1794 firstmatch
= "boulder";
1795 sprintf(out_str
, "%c %s", sym
, an(firstmatch
));
1798 found
+= append_str(out_str
, "boulder");
1803 * If we are looking at the screen, follow multiple possibilities or
1804 * an ambiguous explanation by something more detailed.
1807 if (found
> 1 || need_to_look
) {
1809 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
];
1811 pm
= lookat(cc
.x
, cc
.y
, look_buf
, monbuf
);
1812 firstmatch
= look_buf
;
1814 sprintf(temp_buf
, " (%s)", firstmatch
);
1815 (void)strncat(out_str
, temp_buf
, BUFSZ
-strlen(out_str
)-1);
1816 found
= 1; /* we have something to look up */
1819 /* mainly for batman and ladiesman: print info about monster's gender --Amy */
1822 struct monst
*mtmpX
= m_at(cc
.x
, cc
.y
);
1824 /* mojibake was leaking info... argh --Amy */
1825 if (!mtmpX
&& !(u
.ux
== cc
.x
&& u
.uy
== cc
.y
)) goto blaone
;
1826 if (mtmpX
&& !sensemon(mtmpX
) && !canseemon(mtmpX
) && !(u
.ux
== cc
.x
&& u
.uy
== cc
.y
) && !((mtmpX
->m_ap_type
!= M_AP_NOTHING
) && Protection_from_shape_changers
&& !permamimic(mtmpX
->data
) && !(mtmpX
->egotype_permamimic
)) ) {
1828 int glyphX
= glyph_at(cc
.x
,cc
.y
);
1829 if (glyph_is_monster(glyphX
) && !(u
.ux
== cc
.x
&& u
.uy
== cc
.y
) ) mojibakeflag
= 1;
1834 sprintf(temp_buf
, " (base level %d)", mtmpX
->data
->mlevel
);
1835 (void)strncat(out_str
, temp_buf
, BUFSZ
-strlen(out_str
)-1);
1838 if (mtmpX
&& humanoid(mtmpX
->data
)) {
1839 sprintf(temp_buf
, " (%s)", mtmpX
->female
? "female" : "male");
1840 (void)strncat(out_str
, temp_buf
, BUFSZ
-strlen(out_str
)-1);
1848 sprintf(temp_buf
, " [seen: %s]", monbuf
);
1849 (void)strncat(out_str
, temp_buf
, BUFSZ
-strlen(out_str
)-1);
1853 struct monst
*mtmp
= m_at(cc
.x
, cc
.y
);
1854 if (mtmp
&& mtmp
->oldmonnm
!= monsndx(pm
)) {
1855 sprintf(temp_buf
, " [polymorphed from a %s]",
1856 mons
[mtmp
->oldmonnm
].mname
);
1857 (void)strncat(out_str
, temp_buf
, BUFSZ
-strlen(out_str
)-1);
1862 if (uarm
&& uarm
->oartifact
== ART_SPY_EM_OUT
&& pm
) {
1863 struct monst
*mtmp
= m_at(cc
.x
, cc
.y
);
1866 if (!sensemon(mtmp
) && !canseemon(mtmp
) && !(u
.ux
== cc
.x
&& u
.uy
== cc
.y
) && !((mtmp
->m_ap_type
!= M_AP_NOTHING
) && Protection_from_shape_changers
&& !permamimic(mtmp
->data
) && !(mtmp
->egotype_permamimic
)) ) goto oisthatstupid
;
1868 mstatuslinestats(mtmp
);
1874 #ifdef EXTENDED_INFO
1877 /* on the esm server, curses pokedex has always been buggy and started crashing lately... --Amy */
1878 && !(!strcmpi(windowprocs
.name
, "curses"))
1880 && (pm
!= (struct permonst
*) 0) ) {
1882 struct monst
*mtmpX
= m_at(cc
.x
, cc
.y
);
1884 if (!mtmpX
&& !(u
.ux
== cc
.x
&& u
.uy
== cc
.y
)) goto blatwo
;
1885 if (mtmpX
&& !sensemon(mtmpX
) && !canseemon(mtmpX
) && !(u
.ux
== cc
.x
&& u
.uy
== cc
.y
) && !((mtmpX
->m_ap_type
!= M_AP_NOTHING
) && !(Protection_from_shape_changers
&& !permamimic(mtmpX
->data
) && !(mtmpX
->egotype_permamimic
) ) ) ) goto blatwo
;
1887 if (mtmpX
&& mtmpX
->mnum
== PM_CURSED_CALLED_BANDIT
) {
1888 pline("NETHACK.EXE caused a General Protection Fault at address 000D:001D.");
1890 u
.riennevaplus
= rnd(30);
1893 append_newline_to_pline_string(out_str
);
1895 if (mtmpX
&& !(mtmpX
->egotype_spoilerproofer
)) get_description_of_monster_type(pm
, temp_buf
, TRUE
);
1896 else if (!mtmpX
) get_description_of_monster_type(pm
, temp_buf
, TRUE
);
1897 else get_description_of_monster_type(pm
, temp_buf
, FALSE
);
1898 (void)strncat(out_str
, temp_buf
, BUFSZ
-strlen(out_str
)-1);
1908 /* Finally, print out our explanation. */
1909 if (found
&& !RightMouseButtonDoesNotGo
) {
1911 pline("%s", out_str
);
1912 /*winid datawin = create_nhwindow(NHW_MENU);
1913 putstr(datawin, 0, out_str);
1915 display_nhwindow(datawin, TRUE);
1916 destroy_nhwindow(datawin);*/
1918 /* check the data file for information about this thing */
1919 if (found
== 1 && ans
!= LOOK_QUICK
&& ans
!= LOOK_ONCE
&& !u
.ughmemory
&& !Race_if(PM_MISSINGNO
) &&
1920 (ans
== LOOK_VERBOSE
|| (flags
.help
&& !quick
))) {
1921 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
];
1922 strcpy(temp_buf
, level
.flags
.lethe
1923 && !strcmp(firstmatch
, "water")?
1924 "lethe" : firstmatch
);
1925 if (!mojibakeflag
) checkfile(temp_buf
, pm
, FALSE
, (boolean
)(ans
== LOOK_VERBOSE
));
1928 if (!RightMouseButtonDoesNotGo
) pline("I've never heard of such things.");
1931 } while (from_screen
&& !quick
&& ans
!= LOOK_ONCE
);
1933 flags
.verbose
= save_verbose
;
1937 #ifdef EXTENDED_INFO
1939 plined_length(char * buf
)
1942 int current_line
= 0;
1943 int current_word
= 0;
1946 boolean not_a_whitespace
= (buf
[i
] != ' ' && buf
[i
] != '\0');
1947 boolean space_after_space
= (i
>0 && buf
[i
-1] == ' ' && buf
[i
] == ' ');
1948 //otherwise - end a word
1949 if (not_a_whitespace
) {
1951 } else if (space_after_space
) {
1954 if (current_line
== CO
- 1) {
1958 int available_space
= CO
- current_line
- 1;
1959 if (current_word
== 0) {
1960 //end of string, previous character was space
1961 } else if (buf
[i
] == ' ' && current_word
< available_space
) {
1962 //space after word will fit into current line
1963 total
+= current_word
+ 1;
1964 current_line
+= current_word
+ 1;
1965 } else if (current_word
<= available_space
) {
1966 //word will fit into line without space
1967 total
+= current_word
;
1968 current_line
= 0; //new line
1969 } else if (buf
[i
] == ' ' && current_word
< CO
- 1 ) {
1970 //word will fit into next line with a space
1971 total
+= current_word
+ 1 + available_space
;
1972 current_line
= current_word
+ 1;
1973 } else if (current_word
< CO
) {
1974 //word will fit into next line without space
1975 total
+= current_word
+ available_space
;
1978 //word will take entire next line and more of the next one. Or maybe even multiple lines.
1979 if (current_line
== 0) {
1980 total
+= current_word
;
1982 total
+= current_word
+ available_space
;
1984 current_line
= current_word
% (CO
-1);
1985 if (buf
[i
] == ' ' && current_line
> 0) {
1987 current_line
= (current_line
+1) % (CO
-1);
1993 } while (buf
[i
-1] != '\0');
1998 append_newline_to_pline_string(char * buf
)
2000 int length
= plined_length(buf
);
2001 int line_length
= CO
- 1;
2002 int addditional_required
= (line_length
- (length
% line_length
)) % line_length
;
2003 boolean trailing_space
= FALSE
;
2004 if (addditional_required
== 0 && buf
[strlen(buf
)-1] != ' ') {
2005 trailing_space
= TRUE
;
2008 trailing_space
= TRUE
;
2010 if(trailing_space
) {
2014 /* there is limited amount of lines available for message and wide text field. Adding enters would make text hard to read */
2018 if (addditional_required
> 125) addditional_required
= 125;
2020 if (addditional_required
> 80) addditional_required
= 80;
2023 while(addditional_required
--) {
2029 append(char * buf
, int condition
, char * text
, boolean many
)
2034 (void)strcat(buf
, ", ");
2036 (void)strcat(buf
, text
);
2044 generate_list_of_resistances(char * temp_buf
, /*uchar*/unsigned long flags
)
2046 if (PokelieEffect
|| u
.uprops
[POKELIE_EFFECT
].extrinsic
|| have_pokeliestone()) {
2047 /* UGH. If anyone knows of a better way to implement this, please let me know and I'll refactor. --Amy */
2049 if (flags
& MR_FIRE
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2051 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2053 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2055 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2057 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2059 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2061 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2063 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2065 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2067 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2069 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2071 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2073 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2075 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2077 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2079 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2081 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2083 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2085 if (flags
& MR_COLD
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2087 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2089 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2091 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2093 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2095 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2097 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2099 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2101 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2103 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2105 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2107 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2109 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2111 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2113 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2115 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2117 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2119 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2121 if (flags
& MR_SLEEP
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2123 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2125 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2127 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2129 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2131 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2133 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2135 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2137 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2139 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2141 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2143 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2145 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2147 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2149 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2151 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2153 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2155 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2157 if (flags
& MR_DISINT
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2159 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2161 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2163 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2165 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2167 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2169 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2171 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2173 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2175 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2177 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2179 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2181 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2183 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2185 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2187 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2189 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2191 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2193 if (flags
& MR_ELEC
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2195 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2197 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2199 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2201 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2203 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2205 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2207 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2209 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2211 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2213 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2215 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2217 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2219 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2221 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2223 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2225 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2227 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2229 if (flags
& MR_POISON
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2231 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2233 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2235 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2237 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2239 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2241 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2243 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2245 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2247 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2249 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2251 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2253 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2255 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2257 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2259 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2261 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2263 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2265 if (flags
& MR_ACID
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2267 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2269 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2271 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2273 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2275 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2277 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2279 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2281 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2283 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2285 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2287 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2289 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2291 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2293 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2295 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2297 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2299 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2301 if (flags
& MR_STONE
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2303 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2305 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2307 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2309 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2311 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2313 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2315 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2317 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2319 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2321 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2323 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2325 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2327 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2329 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2331 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2333 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2335 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2337 if (flags
& MR_DRAIN
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2339 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2341 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2343 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2345 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2347 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2349 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2351 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2353 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2355 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2357 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2359 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2361 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2363 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2365 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2367 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2369 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2371 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2373 if (flags
& MR_DEATH
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2375 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2377 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2379 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2381 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2383 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2385 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2387 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2389 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2391 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2393 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2395 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2397 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2399 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2401 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2403 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2405 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2407 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2409 if (flags
& MR_PLUSONE
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2411 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2413 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2415 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2417 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2419 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2421 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2423 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2425 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2427 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2429 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2431 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2433 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2435 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2437 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2439 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2441 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2443 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2445 if (flags
& MR_PLUSTWO
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2447 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2449 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2451 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2453 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2455 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2457 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2459 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2461 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2463 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2465 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2467 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2469 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2471 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2473 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2475 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2477 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2479 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2481 if (flags
& MR_PLUSTHREE
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2483 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2485 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2487 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2489 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2491 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2493 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2495 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2497 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2499 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2501 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2503 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2505 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2507 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2509 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2511 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2513 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2515 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2517 if (flags
& MR_PLUSFOUR
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2519 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2521 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2523 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2525 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2527 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2529 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2531 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2533 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2535 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2537 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2539 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2541 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2543 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2545 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2547 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2549 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2551 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2553 if (flags
& MR_HITASONE
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2555 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2557 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2559 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2561 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2563 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2565 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2567 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2569 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2571 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2573 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2575 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2577 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2579 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2581 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2583 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2585 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2587 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2589 if (flags
& MR_HITASTWO
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2591 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2593 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2595 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2597 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2599 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2601 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2603 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2605 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2607 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2609 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2611 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2613 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2615 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2617 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2619 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2621 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2623 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2625 if (flags
& MR_HITASTHREE
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2627 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +4 weapon", many
); break;
2629 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2631 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2633 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2635 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2637 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2639 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2641 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2643 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2645 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2647 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2649 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2651 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2653 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2655 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2657 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2659 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2661 if (flags
& MR_HITASFOUR
) switch (u
.pokelieresistances
) {
2663 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "fire", many
); break;
2665 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "cold", many
); break;
2667 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "sleep", many
); break;
2669 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "disintegration", many
); break;
2671 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "electricity", many
); break;
2673 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "poison", many
); break;
2675 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "acid", many
); break;
2677 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "petrification", many
); break;
2679 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "level drain", many
); break;
2681 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "death magic", many
); break;
2683 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2685 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2687 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2689 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
); break;
2691 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +1 weapon", many
); break;
2693 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +2 weapon", many
); break;
2695 many
= append(temp_buf
, TRUE
, "hits as a +3 weapon", many
); break;
2702 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_FIRE
), "fire", many
);
2703 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_COLD
), "cold", many
);
2704 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_SLEEP
), "sleep", many
);
2705 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_DISINT
), "disintegration", many
);
2706 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_ELEC
), "electricity", many
);
2707 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_POISON
), "poison", many
);
2708 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_ACID
), "acid", many
);
2709 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_STONE
), "petrification", many
);
2710 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_DRAIN
), "level drain", many
);
2711 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_DEATH
), "death magic", many
);
2712 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_PLUSONE
), "needs +1 weapon to hit", many
);
2713 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_PLUSTWO
), "needs +2 weapon to hit", many
);
2714 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_PLUSTHREE
), "needs +3 weapon to hit", many
);
2715 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_PLUSFOUR
), "needs +4 weapon to hit", many
);
2716 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_HITASONE
), "hits as a +1 weapon", many
);
2717 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_HITASTWO
), "hits as a +2 weapon", many
);
2718 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_HITASTHREE
), "hits as a +3 weapon", many
);
2719 many
= append(temp_buf
, (flags
& MR_HITASFOUR
), "hits as a +4 weapon", many
);
2724 get_generation_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
* ptr
, char * temp_buf
)
2727 if ((ptr
->geno
& G_NOGEN
) == 0) {
2728 /* strcat(temp_buf, "Normally appears ");
2729 many = append(temp_buf, ((ptr->geno & G_NOHELL) == 0) && ((ptr->geno & G_HELL) == 0), "everywhere", many);
2730 many = append(temp_buf, (ptr->geno & G_NOHELL), "outside Gehennon", many);
2731 many = append(temp_buf, (ptr->geno & G_HELL), "in Gehennon", many);*/
2732 many
= append(temp_buf
, !(ptr
->geno
& G_NOGEN
), "Normal generation", many
);
2734 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_NOGEN
), "Special generation", many
);
2736 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_UNIQ
), "unique", many
);
2738 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_SGROUP
), " in groups", many
);
2739 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_LGROUP
), " in large groups", many
);
2740 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_VLGROUP
), " in very large groups", many
);
2741 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_RGROUP
), " in random groups", many
);
2742 many
= append(temp_buf
, (ptr
->geno
& G_PLATOON
), " of escorts", many
);
2743 if ((ptr
->geno
& G_NOGEN
) == 0) {
2744 char frequency
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2745 sprintf(frequency
, ", with frequency %d.", (ptr
->geno
& G_FREQ
));
2746 strcat(temp_buf
, frequency
);
2747 if (uncommon2(ptr
)) strcat(temp_buf
, " Uncommon (by factor 2).");
2748 if (uncommon3(ptr
)) strcat(temp_buf
, " Uncommon (by factor 3).");
2749 if (uncommon5(ptr
)) strcat(temp_buf
, " Uncommon (by factor 5).");
2750 if (uncommon7(ptr
)) strcat(temp_buf
, " Uncommon (by factor 7).");
2751 if (uncommon10(ptr
)) strcat(temp_buf
, " Uncommon (by factor 10).");
2753 strcat(temp_buf
, ".");
2759 get_resistance_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
* ptr
, char * description
)
2761 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2763 int count
= generate_list_of_resistances(temp_buf
, ptr
->mresists
);
2765 strcat(description
, " No resistances.");
2767 strcat(description
, " Resists ");
2768 strcat(description
, temp_buf
);
2769 strcat(description
, ".");
2773 count
= generate_list_of_resistances(temp_buf
, ptr
->mconveys
);
2774 if ((ptr
->geno
& G_NOCORPSE
) != 0) {
2775 strcat(description
, " Leaves no corpse.");
2776 } else if (count
== 0) {
2777 strcat(description
, " No conveyed resistances.");
2779 strcat(description
, " Conveys ");
2780 strcat(description
, temp_buf
);
2782 strcat(description
, " resistance.");
2784 strcat(description
, " resistances.");
2792 get_flag_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
* ptr
, char * description
)
2794 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2795 char size
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2796 char adjectives
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2797 char special_adjectives
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2798 char noun
[BUFSZ
] = "";
2800 if (verysmall(ptr
)) {
2801 strcat(size
, "small");
2802 } else if (bigmonst(ptr
)) {
2803 strcat(size
, "big");
2806 int adjective_counter
= 0;
2807 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (ptr
->geno
& G_GENO
), "genocidable", adjective_counter
);
2808 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, !(ptr
->geno
& G_GENO
), "not genocidable", adjective_counter
);
2809 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (breathless(ptr
)), "breathless", adjective_counter
);
2810 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (amphibious(ptr
)), "amphibious", adjective_counter
);
2811 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (passes_walls(ptr
)), "phasing", adjective_counter
);
2812 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (amorphous(ptr
)), "amorphous", adjective_counter
);
2813 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (noncorporeal(ptr
)), "noncorporeal", adjective_counter
);
2814 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (unsolid(ptr
)), "unsolid", adjective_counter
);
2815 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (acidic(ptr
)), "acidic", adjective_counter
);
2816 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (carnivorous(ptr
)), "carnivorous", adjective_counter
);
2817 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (herbivorous(ptr
)), "herbivorous", adjective_counter
);
2818 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (metallivorous(ptr
)), "metallivorous", adjective_counter
);
2819 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (lithivorous(ptr
)), "lithivorous", adjective_counter
);
2820 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (organivorous(ptr
)), "organivorous", adjective_counter
);
2821 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (poisonous(ptr
)), "poisonous", adjective_counter
);
2822 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (regenerates(ptr
)), "regenerating", adjective_counter
);
2823 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (can_teleport(ptr
)), "teleporting", adjective_counter
);
2824 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (is_reviver(ptr
)), "reviving", adjective_counter
);
2825 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (is_reflector(ptr
) || (attackdamagetype(ptr
, AT_BREA
, AD_RBRE
) ) ), "reflecting", adjective_counter
);
2826 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (pm_invisible(ptr
)), "invisible", adjective_counter
);
2827 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (thick_skinned(ptr
)), "thick-skinned", adjective_counter
);
2828 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (hides_under(ptr
)), "concealing", adjective_counter
);
2829 adjective_counter
= append(adjectives
, (nonliving(ptr
) && !is_undead(ptr
)), "nonliving", adjective_counter
);
2831 append(special_adjectives
, (mindless(ptr
)), "mindless", 0);
2832 append(special_adjectives
, (is_undead(ptr
)), "undead", 0);
2833 append(special_adjectives
, (is_demon(ptr
)), "demon", 0);
2836 many
= append(noun
, (is_hider(ptr
)), "hider", many
);
2837 many
= append(noun
, (is_swimmer(ptr
)), "swimmer", many
);
2838 many
= append(noun
, (is_flyer(ptr
)), "flyer", many
);
2839 many
= append(noun
, (is_floater(ptr
)), "floater", many
);
2840 many
= append(noun
, (is_clinger(ptr
)), "clinger", many
);
2842 if (needspick(ptr
)) {
2843 many
= append(noun
, TRUE
, "miner", many
);
2845 many
= append(noun
, TRUE
, "digger", many
);
2849 // <size><adjectives><special_adjectives><noun>
2850 if (strlen(size
) > 0) {
2851 if (adjective_counter
<= 1 && (strlen(special_adjectives
) > 0 || strlen(noun
) > 0)) {
2853 /* small noncorporeal miner */
2854 strcat(temp_buf
, size
);
2855 strcat(temp_buf
, " ");
2856 } else if (adjective_counter
>= 1) {
2857 /* small, genocideable, amphibious swimmer */
2858 /* big, poisonous, invisible miner */
2859 /* big, poisonous, invisible hider, swimmer, flyer*/
2861 /* small, noncorporeal */
2862 /* big, poisonous, invisible */
2863 /* big, poisonous, invisible*/
2864 strcat(temp_buf
, size
);
2865 strcat(temp_buf
, ", ");
2866 } else if (adjective_counter
== 0){
2869 /* big swimmer, flyer*/
2871 /* small undead digger */
2872 strcat(temp_buf
, size
);
2873 strcat(temp_buf
, " ");
2875 impossible("impossible happened in get_flag_description_of_monster_type");
2878 if(strlen(adjectives
) > 0) {
2879 strcat(temp_buf
, adjectives
);
2880 strcat(temp_buf
, " ");
2882 if(strlen(special_adjectives
) > 0) {
2883 strcat(temp_buf
, special_adjectives
);
2884 strcat(temp_buf
, " ");
2886 if(strlen(noun
) > 0) {
2887 strcat(temp_buf
, noun
);
2888 strcat(temp_buf
, " ");
2890 if (strlen(temp_buf
) > 0) {
2892 temp_buf
[strlen(temp_buf
)-1] = '.'; //replaces last space
2893 strcat(description
, " ");
2894 strcat(description
, temp_buf
);
2896 if (perceives(ptr
)) {
2897 strcat(description
, " See invisible.");
2899 if (control_teleport(ptr
)) {
2900 strcat(description
, " Controls teleport.");
2902 if (your_race(ptr
)) {
2903 strcat(description
, " Is the same race as you.");
2905 if (touch_petrifies(ptr
)) {
2906 strcat(description
, " It can turn you to stone if you touch it.");
2908 if (slime_on_touch(ptr
)) {
2909 strcat(description
, " It can turn you to slime if you touch it.");
2911 if (is_amberite(ptr
)) {
2912 strcat(description
, " Is an amberite.");
2914 if (eating_is_fatal(ptr
)) {
2915 strcat(description
, " Eating its corpse is instantly fatal.");
2917 if (is_mind_flayer(ptr
)) {
2918 strcat(description
, " Is a mind flayer.");
2920 if (ptr
->msound
== MS_NEMESIS
) {
2921 strcat(description
, " Is a nemesis (immune to death rays).");
2923 if (dmgtype(ptr
, AD_MAGM
) || dmgtype(ptr
, AD_MCRE
) || ptr
== &mons
[PM_BABY_GRAY_DRAGON
] || ptr
== &mons
[PM_YOUNG_GRAY_DRAGON
] || ptr
== &mons
[PM_YOUNG_ADULT_GRAY_DRAGON
] ||
2924 dmgtype(ptr
, AD_RBRE
) || dmgtype(ptr
, AD_RNG
) ) {
2925 strcat(description
, " Magic resistant.");
2927 if (is_giant(ptr
)) {
2928 strcat(description
, " Is a giant.");
2931 strcat(description
, " This monster is always male.");
2933 if (is_female(ptr
)) {
2934 strcat(description
, " This monster is always female.");
2936 if (is_neuter(ptr
)) {
2937 strcat(description
, " This monster is of neuter gender.");
2939 if (hates_silver(ptr
)) {
2940 strcat(description
, " Silver weapons do extra damage to it.");
2942 if (is_shade(ptr
)) {
2943 strcat(description
, " Non-silver weapons cannot harm it.");
2946 strcat(description
, " May be eaten by vegans.");
2947 } else if (vegetarian(ptr
)) {
2948 strcat(description
, " May be eaten by vegetarians.");
2951 Unfortunately keepdogs function is quite mysterious
2952 - Cthulhu and Orcus never follow (M2_STALK and STRAT_WAITFORU flag)
2953 - Vlad follows (M2_STALK and STRAT_WAITFORU flag)*/
2954 if (ptr
->mflags2
& M2_STALK
) {
2955 strcat(description
, " Follows you to other levels.");
2958 if (is_covetous(ptr
)) {
2959 strcat(description
, " Covetous.");
2961 if (infravision(ptr
)) {
2962 strcat(description
, " Has infravision.");
2964 if (infravisible(ptr
)) {
2965 strcat(description
, " Can be seen with infravision.");
2967 if (throws_rocks(ptr
)) {
2968 strcat(description
, " Can pick up and throw rocks.");
2970 if (can_betray(ptr
)) {
2971 strcat(description
, " Can spontaneously betray you if tame.");
2973 if (cannot_be_tamed(ptr
)) {
2974 strcat(description
, " Can't be tamed.");
2976 if (avoid_player(ptr
)) {
2977 strcat(description
, " Tries to avoid moving right next to you.");
2979 if (is_domestic(ptr
)) {
2980 strcat(description
, " Can be tamed by throwing a certain kind of food.");
2982 if (is_petty(ptr
)) {
2983 strcat(description
, " Can be tamed by throwing kelp frond or a poke ball.");
2986 strcat(description
, " Can be tamed by throwing cheese.");
2988 if (ptr
->mlet
== S_YETI
&& herbivorous(ptr
)) {
2989 strcat(description
, " Can be tamed by throwing a banana.");
2991 if (is_pokemon(ptr
)) {
2992 strcat(description
, " Is a pokemon (more likely to be caught in a poke ball).");
2994 if (is_mplayer(ptr
)) {
2995 strcat(description
, " Is a playable role and thus likely to be well-armed.");
2997 if (is_umplayer(ptr
)) {
2998 strcat(description
, " Is an undead player character. Be very careful.");
3000 if (shapechanger(ptr
)) {
3001 strcat(description
, " Is a shapechanger; eating it may polymorph you.");
3003 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_SPACEWARS
) {
3004 strcat(description
, " Origin: Castle of the Winds.");
3006 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_JOKE
) {
3007 strcat(description
, " Origin: Joke monster.");
3009 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_ANGBAND
) {
3010 strcat(description
, " Origin: Angband.");
3012 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_STEAMBAND
) {
3013 strcat(description
, " Origin: Steamband.");
3015 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_ANIMEBAND
) {
3016 strcat(description
, " Origin: Animeband.");
3018 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_DIABLO
) {
3019 strcat(description
, " Origin: Diablo.");
3021 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_DLORDS
) {
3022 strcat(description
, " Origin: Dungeon Lords.");
3024 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_VANILLA
) {
3025 strcat(description
, " Origin: Vanilla NetHack or SLASH'EM.");
3027 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_DNETHACK
) {
3028 strcat(description
, " Origin: DNetHack.");
3030 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_RANDOMIZED
) {
3031 strcat(description
, " Its stats and attacks vary from game to game.");
3033 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_JONADAB
) {
3034 strcat(description
, " Origin: jonadab's random monster generator script.");
3036 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_EVIL
) {
3037 strcat(description
, " Origin: Evil Variant.");
3039 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_ELONA
) {
3040 strcat(description
, " Origin: Elona.");
3042 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_AOE
) {
3043 strcat(description
, " Origin: Age of Empires.");
3045 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_ELDERSCROLLS
) {
3046 strcat(description
, " Origin: Fallout or Elder Scrolls.");
3048 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_CHATGPT
) {
3049 strcat(description
, " Origin: ChatGPT.");
3051 if (ptr
->mflags5
& M5_CDDA
) {
3052 strcat(description
, " Origin: Cataclysm DDA.");
3057 strcat(description
, " Is a valid polymorph form.");
3058 } else if (monpolyok(ptr
)) {
3059 strcat(description
, " Is a valid polymorph form for monsters only.");
3061 strcat(description
, " Is not a valid polymorph form.");
3067 get_speed_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
* ptr
, char * description
)
3069 int displayspeed
= ptr
->mmove
;
3070 if (PokelieEffect
|| u
.uprops
[POKELIE_EFFECT
].extrinsic
|| have_pokeliestone()) {
3071 displayspeed
+= u
.pokeliespeed
;
3072 if (displayspeed
> 49) displayspeed
-= 50;
3075 if(displayspeed
> 35) {
3076 sprintf(description
, "Extremely fast (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3077 } else if(displayspeed
> 19) {
3078 sprintf(description
, "Very fast (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3079 } else if(displayspeed
> 12) {
3080 sprintf(description
, "Fast (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3081 } else if(displayspeed
== 12) {
3082 sprintf(description
, "Normal speed (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3083 } else if(displayspeed
> 8) {
3084 sprintf(description
, "Slow (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3085 } else if(displayspeed
> 3) {
3086 sprintf(description
, "Very slow (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3087 } else if(displayspeed
> 0) {
3088 sprintf(description
, "Almost immobile (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3090 sprintf(description
, "Sessile (%d). ", displayspeed
);
3093 if (is_nonmoving(ptr
)) sprintf(description
, "Can't move around. Speed %d. ", displayspeed
);
3099 get_description_of_attack_type(uchar id
)
3105 attackid
= 1; break;
3107 attackid
= 2; break;
3109 attackid
= 3; break;
3111 attackid
= 4; break;
3113 attackid
= 5; break;
3115 attackid
= 6; break;
3117 attackid
= 7; break;
3119 attackid
= 8; break;
3121 attackid
= 9; break;
3123 attackid
= 10; break;
3125 attackid
= 11; break;
3127 attackid
= 12; break;
3129 attackid
= 13; break;
3131 attackid
= 14; break;
3133 attackid
= 15; break;
3135 attackid
= 16; break;
3137 attackid
= 17; break;
3139 attackid
= 18; break;
3141 attackid
= 19; break;
3143 attackid
= 20; break;
3145 attackid
= 21; break;
3147 attackid
= 22; break;
3149 attackid
= 23; break;
3151 if (!missingnoprotect
) {
3152 impossible("bug in get_description_of_attack_type(%d)", id
); return "<MISSING DECRIPTION, THIS IS A BUG>";
3154 else return "undefined attack";
3157 if (PokelieEffect
|| u
.uprops
[POKELIE_EFFECT
].extrinsic
|| have_pokeliestone()) {
3158 attackid
+= u
.pokelieattacktype
;
3159 if (attackid
> 23) attackid
-= 23;
3163 /*case AT_ANY: return "fake attack; dmgtype_fromattack wildcard";*/ /* no monster has that... --Amy */
3164 case 1: return "passive";
3165 case 2: return "claw (punch, hit, etc.)";
3166 case 3: return "bite";
3167 case 4: return "kick";
3168 case 5: return "head butt";
3169 case 6: return "touches";
3170 case 7: return "sting";
3171 case 8: return "crushing bearhug";
3172 case 9: return "spits substance";
3173 case 10: return "engulf";
3174 case 11: return "breath";
3175 case 12: return "explodes - proximity";
3176 case 13: return "explodes when killed";
3177 case 14: return "gaze";
3178 case 15: return "tentacles";
3179 case 16: return "scratch";
3180 case 17: return "lash";
3181 case 18: return "trample";
3182 case 19: return "uses weapon";
3183 case 20: return "uses magic spell(s)";
3184 case 21: return "multiplies";
3185 case 22: return "beam";
3186 case 23: return "ranged thorns";
3188 if (!missingnoprotect
) {
3189 impossible("bug in get_description_of_attack_type(%d)", id
); return "<MISSING DECRIPTION, THIS IS A BUG>";
3191 else return "undefined attack";
3196 get_description_of_damage_type(uchar id
)
3202 damageid
= 1; break;
3204 damageid
= 2; break;
3206 damageid
= 3; break;
3208 damageid
= 4; break;
3210 damageid
= 5; break;
3212 damageid
= 6; break;
3214 damageid
= 7; break;
3216 damageid
= 8; break;
3218 damageid
= 9; break;
3220 damageid
= 10; break;
3222 damageid
= 11; break;
3224 damageid
= 12; break;
3226 damageid
= 13; break;
3228 damageid
= 14; break;
3230 damageid
= 15; break;
3232 damageid
= 16; break;
3234 damageid
= 17; break;
3236 damageid
= 18; break;
3238 damageid
= 19; break;
3240 damageid
= 20; break;
3242 damageid
= 21; break;
3244 damageid
= 22; break;
3246 damageid
= 23; break;
3248 damageid
= 24; break;
3250 damageid
= 25; break;
3252 damageid
= 26; break;
3254 damageid
= 27; break;
3256 damageid
= 28; break;
3258 damageid
= 29; break;
3260 damageid
= 30; break;
3262 damageid
= 31; break;
3264 damageid
= 32; break;
3266 damageid
= 33; break;
3268 damageid
= 34; break;
3270 damageid
= 35; break;
3272 damageid
= 36; break;
3274 damageid
= 37; break;
3276 damageid
= 38; break;
3278 damageid
= 39; break;
3280 damageid
= 40; break;
3282 damageid
= 41; break;
3284 damageid
= 42; break;
3286 damageid
= 43; break;
3288 damageid
= 44; break;
3290 damageid
= 45; break;
3292 damageid
= 46; break;
3294 damageid
= 47; break;
3296 damageid
= 48; break;
3298 damageid
= 49; break;
3300 damageid
= 50; break;
3302 damageid
= 51; break;
3304 damageid
= 52; break;
3306 damageid
= 53; break;
3308 damageid
= 54; break;
3310 damageid
= 55; break;
3312 damageid
= 56; break;
3314 damageid
= 57; break;
3316 damageid
= 58; break;
3318 damageid
= 59; break;
3320 damageid
= 60; break;
3322 damageid
= 61; break;
3324 damageid
= 62; break;
3326 damageid
= 63; break;
3328 damageid
= 64; break;
3330 damageid
= 65; break;
3332 damageid
= 66; break;
3334 damageid
= 67; break;
3336 damageid
= 68; break;
3338 damageid
= 69; break;
3340 damageid
= 70; break;
3342 damageid
= 71; break;
3344 damageid
= 72; break;
3346 damageid
= 73; break;
3348 damageid
= 74; break;
3350 damageid
= 75; break;
3352 damageid
= 76; break;
3354 damageid
= 77; break;
3356 damageid
= 78; break;
3358 damageid
= 79; break;
3360 damageid
= 80; break;
3362 damageid
= 81; break;
3364 damageid
= 82; break;
3366 damageid
= 83; break;
3368 damageid
= 84; break;
3370 damageid
= 85; break;
3372 damageid
= 86; break;
3374 damageid
= 87; break;
3376 damageid
= 88; break;
3378 damageid
= 89; break;
3380 damageid
= 90; break;
3382 damageid
= 91; break;
3384 damageid
= 92; break;
3386 damageid
= 93; break;
3388 damageid
= 94; break;
3390 damageid
= 95; break;
3392 damageid
= 96; break;
3394 damageid
= 97; break;
3396 damageid
= 98; break;
3398 damageid
= 99; break;
3400 damageid
= 100; break;
3402 damageid
= 101; break;
3404 damageid
= 102; break;
3406 damageid
= 103; break;
3408 damageid
= 104; break;
3410 damageid
= 105; break;
3412 damageid
= 106; break;
3414 damageid
= 107; break;
3416 damageid
= 108; break;
3418 damageid
= 109; break;
3420 damageid
= 110; break;
3422 damageid
= 111; break;
3424 damageid
= 112; break;
3426 damageid
= 113; break;
3428 damageid
= 114; break;
3430 damageid
= 115; break;
3432 damageid
= 116; break;
3434 damageid
= 117; break;
3436 damageid
= 118; break;
3438 damageid
= 119; break;
3440 damageid
= 120; break;
3442 damageid
= 121; break;
3444 damageid
= 122; break;
3446 damageid
= 123; break;
3448 damageid
= 124; break;
3450 damageid
= 125; break;
3452 damageid
= 126; break;
3454 damageid
= 127; break;
3456 damageid
= 128; break;
3458 damageid
= 129; break;
3460 damageid
= 130; break;
3462 damageid
= 131; break;
3464 damageid
= 132; break;
3466 damageid
= 133; break;
3468 damageid
= 134; break;
3470 damageid
= 135; break;
3472 damageid
= 136; break;
3474 damageid
= 137; break;
3476 damageid
= 138; break;
3478 damageid
= 139; break;
3480 damageid
= 140; break;
3482 damageid
= 141; break;
3484 damageid
= 142; break;
3486 damageid
= 143; break;
3488 damageid
= 144; break;
3490 damageid
= 145; break;
3492 damageid
= 146; break;
3494 damageid
= 147; break;
3496 damageid
= 148; break;
3498 damageid
= 149; break;
3500 damageid
= 150; break;
3502 damageid
= 151; break;
3504 damageid
= 152; break;
3506 damageid
= 153; break;
3508 damageid
= 154; break;
3510 damageid
= 155; break;
3512 damageid
= 156; break;
3514 damageid
= 157; break;
3516 damageid
= 158; break;
3518 damageid
= 159; break;
3520 damageid
= 160; break;
3522 damageid
= 161; break;
3524 damageid
= 162; break;
3526 damageid
= 163; break;
3528 damageid
= 164; break;
3530 damageid
= 165; break;
3532 damageid
= 166; break;
3534 damageid
= 167; break;
3536 if (!missingnoprotect
) {
3537 impossible("bug in get_description_of_damage_type(%d)", id
); return "<MISSING DESCRIPTION, THIS IS A BUG>";
3539 else return "undefined damage";
3542 if (PokelieEffect
|| u
.uprops
[POKELIE_EFFECT
].extrinsic
|| have_pokeliestone() || RealLieEffect
|| u
.uprops
[REAL_LIE_EFFECT
].extrinsic
|| have_realliestone() ) {
3543 damageid
+= u
.pokeliedamagetype
;
3544 if (damageid
> 167) damageid
-= 167;
3548 case 1: return "fake damage; attacktype_fordmg wildcard";
3549 case 2: return "ordinary physical";
3550 case 3: return "magic missiles";
3551 case 4: return "fire damage";
3552 case 5: return "frost damage";
3553 case 6: return "sleep";
3554 case 7: return "disintegration";
3555 case 8: return "shock damage";
3556 case 9: return "drains strength";
3557 case 10: return "acid damage";
3558 case 11: return "psybeam";
3559 case 12: return "blinds";
3560 case 13: return "stuns";
3561 case 14: return "slows";
3562 case 15: return "paralyses";
3563 case 16: return "drains life levels";
3564 case 17: return "drains magic energy";
3565 case 18: return "damages legs";
3566 case 19: return "petrifies";
3567 case 20: return "sticks to you";
3568 case 21: return "steals gold";
3569 case 22: return "steals item";
3570 case 23: return "seduces and steals multiple items";
3571 case 24: return "teleports you";
3572 case 25: return "rusts items";
3573 case 26: return "confuses";
3574 case 27: return "digestion";
3575 case 28: return "heals wounds";
3576 case 29: return "wraps around";
3577 case 30: return "confers lycanthropy";
3578 case 31: return "drains dexterity";
3579 case 32: return "drains constitution";
3580 case 33: return "drains intelligence";
3581 case 34: return "confers diseases";
3582 case 35: return "decays organics";
3583 case 36: return "foocubus seduction";
3584 case 37: return "causes hallucination";
3585 case 38: return "unique Death attack";
3586 case 39: return "unique Pestilence attack";
3587 case 40: return "unique Famine attack";
3588 case 41: return "turns you into green slime";
3589 case 42: return "remove enchantment";
3590 case 43: return "corrode armor";
3591 case 44: return "random clerical spell";
3592 case 45: return "random magic spell";
3593 case 46: return "random effect";
3594 case 47: return "hits, may steal Amulet";
3595 case 48: return "random curse";
3596 case 49: return "light";
3597 case 50: return "calms";
3598 case 51: return "polymorphs you";
3599 case 52: return "tickles you";
3600 case 53: return "removes engravings";
3601 case 54: return "disarms you";
3602 case 55: return "causes darkness around you";
3603 case 56: return "withers items";
3604 case 57: return "drains luck";
3605 case 58: return "numbness";
3606 case 59: return "freezes you solid";
3607 case 60: return "burns you";
3608 case 61: return "dims you";
3609 case 62: return "causes fear";
3610 case 63: return "pushes you away";
3612 case 64: return "negative protection";
3613 case 65: return "poison damage";
3614 case 66: return "thirsty attack";
3615 case 67: return "lava";
3616 case 68: return "plines";
3617 case 69: return "lethe";
3618 case 70: return "map amnesia";
3619 case 71: return "cancellation";
3620 case 72: return "banishment";
3621 case 73: return "drains wisdom";
3622 case 74: return "shredding";
3623 case 75: return "water damage";
3624 case 76: return "sucking";
3625 case 77: return "high voltage";
3626 case 78: return "nasty head spike";
3627 case 79: return "abduction";
3628 case 80: return "multi-element counterattack";
3629 case 81: return "escalating damage";
3630 case 82: return "mirror attack";
3631 case 83: return "cursed unicorn horn";
3632 case 84: return "level teleport or level drain";
3633 case 85: return "bloodsucking";
3634 case 86: return "webbing";
3635 case 87: return "item teleportation";
3636 case 88: return "depression";
3637 case 89: return "unique Wrath attack";
3638 case 90: return "unique Sloth attack";
3639 case 91: return "drains charisma";
3640 case 92: return "unique Pride attack";
3641 case 93: return "nexus";
3642 case 94: return "time";
3643 case 95: return "plasma";
3644 case 96: return "mana";
3645 case 97: return "sound";
3646 case 98: return "gravity";
3647 case 99: return "inertia";
3648 case 100: return "skill point drain";
3650 case 101: return "toxic venom";
3651 case 102: return "dream eater";
3652 case 103: return "nastiness";
3653 case 104: return "bad effect";
3654 case 105: return "sludge";
3655 case 106: return "item cursing";
3656 case 107: return "vulnerability";
3657 case 108: return "fumbling";
3659 case 109: return "ice blocks";
3660 case 110: return "vaporization";
3661 case 111: return "stone edge";
3662 case 112: return "vomiting";
3663 case 113: return "litter";
3664 case 114: return "frenzy";
3665 case 115: return "negative enchantment";
3666 case 116: return "chaos";
3667 case 117: return "insanity";
3668 case 118: return "trapping";
3669 case 119: return "weight increase";
3670 case 120: return "nether";
3671 case 121: return "RNG intervention";
3672 case 122: return "identity-specific attack";
3673 case 123: return "evil spellcasting";
3675 case 124: return "reduce alignment record";
3676 case 125: return "increase sin counter";
3677 case 126: return "identity-specific nastiness";
3678 case 127: return "aggravate monster";
3679 case 128: return "contamination";
3680 case 129: return "data delete";
3681 case 130: return "destroy armor or weapon";
3682 case 131: return "trembling";
3683 case 132: return "ragnarok";
3685 case 133: return "random item damage";
3686 case 134: return "antimatter";
3687 case 135: return "extra pain";
3688 case 136: return "technique timeout";
3689 case 137: return "reduce spell memory";
3690 case 138: return "reduce skill training";
3691 case 139: return "permanent stat damage";
3692 case 140: return "random damage screwup";
3693 case 141: return "thieving";
3695 case 142: return "specific regular attack";
3696 case 143: return "specific nastytrap effect";
3698 case 144: return "nastycurse";
3699 case 145: return "increase sanity";
3701 case 146: return "really bad effect";
3702 case 147: return "bleeding";
3703 case 148: return "shanking";
3704 case 149: return "score drain";
3705 case 150: return "terrain terror";
3706 case 151: return "feminism trap effect";
3707 case 152: return "levitation";
3708 case 153: return "illusion attack";
3709 case 154: return "reduce magic cancellation";
3710 case 155: return "flames";
3711 case 156: return "debuff";
3712 case 157: return "unproofing";
3713 case 158: return "nivellation";
3714 case 159: return "tech drain";
3715 case 160: return "blasphemy";
3716 case 161: return "drop your items";
3717 case 162: return "inversion";
3718 case 163: return "wince";
3719 case 164: return "debts";
3720 case 165: return "swap position";
3721 case 166: return "teleport to";
3723 case 167: return "placeholder attack";
3725 if (!missingnoprotect
) {
3726 impossible("bug in get_description_of_damage_type(%d)", id
); return "<MISSING DESCRIPTION, THIS IS A BUG>";
3728 else return "undefined damage";
3740 newattnum
= 1; break;
3742 newattnum
= 2; break;
3744 newattnum
= 3; break;
3746 newattnum
= 4; break;
3748 newattnum
= 5; break;
3750 newattnum
= 6; break;
3752 newattnum
= 7; break;
3754 newattnum
= 8; break;
3756 newattnum
= 9; break;
3758 newattnum
= 10; break;
3760 newattnum
= 11; break;
3762 newattnum
= 12; break;
3764 newattnum
= 13; break;
3766 newattnum
= 14; break;
3768 newattnum
= 15; break;
3770 newattnum
= 16; break;
3772 newattnum
= 17; break;
3774 newattnum
= 18; break;
3776 newattnum
= 19; break;
3778 newattnum
= 20; break;
3780 newattnum
= 21; break;
3782 newattnum
= 22; break;
3784 newattnum
= 23; break;
3786 newattnum
= 24; break;
3788 newattnum
= 25; break;
3790 newattnum
= 26; break;
3792 newattnum
= 27; break;
3794 newattnum
= 28; break;
3796 newattnum
= 29; break;
3798 newattnum
= 30; break;
3800 newattnum
= 31; break;
3802 newattnum
= 32; break;
3804 newattnum
= 33; break;
3806 newattnum
= 34; break;
3808 newattnum
= 35; break;
3810 newattnum
= 36; break;
3812 newattnum
= 37; break;
3814 newattnum
= 38; break;
3816 newattnum
= 39; break;
3818 newattnum
= 40; break;
3820 newattnum
= 41; break;
3822 newattnum
= 42; break;
3824 newattnum
= 43; break;
3826 newattnum
= 44; break;
3828 newattnum
= 45; break;
3830 newattnum
= 46; break;
3832 newattnum
= 47; break;
3834 newattnum
= 48; break;
3836 newattnum
= 49; break;
3838 newattnum
= 50; break;
3840 newattnum
= 51; break;
3842 newattnum
= 52; break;
3844 newattnum
= 53; break;
3846 newattnum
= 54; break;
3848 newattnum
= 55; break;
3850 newattnum
= 56; break;
3852 newattnum
= 57; break;
3854 newattnum
= 58; break;
3856 newattnum
= 59; break;
3858 newattnum
= 60; break;
3860 newattnum
= 61; break;
3862 newattnum
= 62; break;
3864 newattnum
= 63; break;
3866 newattnum
= 64; break;
3868 newattnum
= 65; break;
3870 newattnum
= 66; break;
3872 newattnum
= 67; break;
3874 newattnum
= 68; break;
3876 newattnum
= 69; break;
3878 newattnum
= 70; break;
3880 newattnum
= 71; break;
3882 newattnum
= 72; break;
3884 newattnum
= 73; break;
3886 newattnum
= 74; break;
3888 newattnum
= 75; break;
3890 newattnum
= 76; break;
3892 newattnum
= 77; break;
3894 newattnum
= 78; break;
3896 newattnum
= 79; break;
3898 newattnum
= 80; break;
3900 newattnum
= 81; break;
3902 newattnum
= 82; break;
3904 newattnum
= 83; break;
3906 newattnum
= 84; break;
3908 newattnum
= 85; break;
3910 newattnum
= 86; break;
3912 newattnum
= 87; break;
3914 newattnum
= 88; break;
3916 newattnum
= 89; break;
3918 newattnum
= 90; break;
3920 newattnum
= 91; break;
3922 newattnum
= 92; break;
3924 newattnum
= 93; break;
3926 newattnum
= 94; break;
3928 newattnum
= 95; break;
3930 newattnum
= 96; break;
3932 newattnum
= 97; break;
3934 newattnum
= 98; break;
3936 newattnum
= 99; break;
3938 newattnum
= 100; break;
3940 newattnum
= 101; break;
3942 newattnum
= 102; break;
3944 newattnum
= 103; break;
3946 newattnum
= 104; break;
3948 newattnum
= 105; break;
3950 newattnum
= 106; break;
3952 newattnum
= 107; break;
3954 newattnum
= 108; break;
3956 newattnum
= 109; break;
3958 newattnum
= 110; break;
3960 newattnum
= 111; break;
3962 newattnum
= 112; break;
3964 newattnum
= 113; break;
3966 newattnum
= 114; break;
3968 newattnum
= 115; break;
3970 newattnum
= 116; break;
3972 newattnum
= 117; break;
3974 newattnum
= 118; break;
3976 newattnum
= 119; break;
3978 newattnum
= 120; break;
3980 newattnum
= 121; break;
3982 newattnum
= 122; break;
3984 newattnum
= 123; break;
3986 newattnum
= 124; break;
3988 newattnum
= 125; break;
3990 newattnum
= 126; break;
3992 newattnum
= 127; break;
3994 newattnum
= 128; break;
3996 newattnum
= 129; break;
3998 newattnum
= 130; break;
4000 newattnum
= 131; break;
4002 newattnum
= 132; break;
4004 newattnum
= 133; break;
4006 newattnum
= 134; break;
4008 newattnum
= 135; break;
4010 newattnum
= 136; break;
4012 newattnum
= 137; break;
4014 newattnum
= 138; break;
4016 newattnum
= 139; break;
4018 newattnum
= 140; break;
4020 newattnum
= 141; break;
4022 newattnum
= 142; break;
4024 newattnum
= 143; break;
4026 newattnum
= 144; break;
4028 newattnum
= 145; break;
4030 newattnum
= 146; break;
4032 newattnum
= 147; break;
4034 newattnum
= 148; break;
4036 newattnum
= 149; break;
4038 newattnum
= 150; break;
4040 newattnum
= 151; break;
4042 newattnum
= 152; break;
4044 newattnum
= 153; break;
4046 newattnum
= 154; break;
4048 newattnum
= 155; break;
4050 newattnum
= 156; break;
4052 newattnum
= 157; break;
4054 newattnum
= 158; break;
4056 newattnum
= 159; break;
4058 newattnum
= 160; break;
4060 newattnum
= 161; break;
4062 newattnum
= 162; break;
4064 newattnum
= 163; break;
4066 newattnum
= 164; break;
4068 newattnum
= 165; break;
4070 newattnum
= 166; break;
4072 newattnum
= 167; break;
4074 if (!missingnoprotect
) {
4075 impossible("bug in reallie(%d)", attnum
); return attnum
;
4080 newattnum
+= u
.pokeliedamagetype
;
4081 if (newattnum
> 167) newattnum
-= 167;
4083 switch (newattnum
) {
4085 attnum
= AD_PHYS
; break;
4087 attnum
= AD_PHYS
; break;
4089 attnum
= AD_MAGM
; break;
4091 attnum
= AD_FIRE
; break;
4093 attnum
= AD_COLD
; break;
4095 attnum
= AD_SLEE
; break;
4097 attnum
= AD_DISN
; break;
4099 attnum
= AD_ELEC
; break;
4101 attnum
= AD_DRST
; break;
4103 attnum
= AD_ACID
; break;
4105 attnum
= AD_SPC2
; break;
4107 attnum
= AD_BLND
; break;
4109 attnum
= AD_STUN
; break;
4111 attnum
= AD_SLOW
; break;
4113 attnum
= AD_PLYS
; break;
4115 attnum
= AD_DRLI
; break;
4117 attnum
= AD_DREN
; break;
4119 attnum
= AD_LEGS
; break;
4121 attnum
= AD_STON
; break;
4123 attnum
= AD_STCK
; break;
4125 attnum
= AD_SGLD
; break;
4127 attnum
= AD_SITM
; break;
4129 attnum
= AD_SEDU
; break;
4131 attnum
= AD_TLPT
; break;
4133 attnum
= AD_RUST
; break;
4135 attnum
= AD_CONF
; break;
4137 attnum
= AD_DGST
; break;
4139 attnum
= AD_HEAL
; break;
4141 attnum
= AD_WRAP
; break;
4143 attnum
= AD_WERE
; break;
4145 attnum
= AD_DRDX
; break;
4147 attnum
= AD_DRCO
; break;
4149 attnum
= AD_DRIN
; break;
4151 attnum
= AD_DISE
; break;
4153 attnum
= AD_DCAY
; break;
4155 attnum
= AD_SSEX
; break;
4157 attnum
= AD_HALU
; break;
4159 attnum
= AD_DETH
; break;
4161 attnum
= AD_PEST
; break;
4163 attnum
= AD_FAMN
; break;
4165 attnum
= AD_SLIM
; break;
4167 attnum
= AD_ENCH
; break;
4169 attnum
= AD_CORR
; break;
4171 attnum
= AD_CLRC
; break;
4173 attnum
= AD_SPEL
; break;
4175 attnum
= AD_RBRE
; break;
4177 attnum
= AD_SAMU
; break;
4179 attnum
= AD_CURS
; break;
4181 attnum
= AD_LITE
; break;
4183 attnum
= AD_CALM
; break;
4185 attnum
= AD_POLY
; break;
4187 attnum
= AD_TCKL
; break;
4189 attnum
= AD_NGRA
; break;
4191 attnum
= AD_GLIB
; break;
4193 attnum
= AD_DARK
; break;
4195 attnum
= AD_WTHR
; break;
4197 attnum
= AD_LUCK
; break;
4199 attnum
= AD_NUMB
; break;
4201 attnum
= AD_FRZE
; break;
4203 attnum
= AD_BURN
; break;
4205 attnum
= AD_DIMN
; break;
4207 attnum
= AD_FEAR
; break;
4209 attnum
= AD_DISP
; break;
4211 attnum
= AD_NPRO
; break;
4213 attnum
= AD_POIS
; break;
4215 attnum
= AD_THIR
; break;
4217 attnum
= AD_LAVA
; break;
4219 attnum
= AD_FAKE
; break;
4221 attnum
= AD_LETH
; break;
4223 attnum
= AD_AMNE
; break;
4225 attnum
= AD_CNCL
; break;
4227 attnum
= AD_BANI
; break;
4229 attnum
= AD_WISD
; break;
4231 attnum
= AD_SHRD
; break;
4233 attnum
= AD_WET
; break;
4235 attnum
= AD_SUCK
; break;
4237 attnum
= AD_MALK
; break;
4239 attnum
= AD_UVUU
; break;
4241 attnum
= AD_ABDC
; break;
4243 attnum
= AD_AXUS
; break;
4245 attnum
= AD_CHKH
; break;
4247 attnum
= AD_HODS
; break;
4249 attnum
= AD_CHRN
; break;
4251 attnum
= AD_WEEP
; break;
4253 attnum
= AD_VAMP
; break;
4255 attnum
= AD_WEBS
; break;
4257 attnum
= AD_STTP
; break;
4259 attnum
= AD_DEPR
; break;
4261 attnum
= AD_WRAT
; break;
4263 attnum
= AD_LAZY
; break;
4265 attnum
= AD_DRCH
; break;
4267 attnum
= AD_DFOO
; break;
4269 attnum
= AD_NEXU
; break;
4271 attnum
= AD_TIME
; break;
4273 attnum
= AD_PLAS
; break;
4275 attnum
= AD_MANA
; break;
4277 attnum
= AD_SOUN
; break;
4279 attnum
= AD_GRAV
; break;
4281 attnum
= AD_INER
; break;
4283 attnum
= AD_SKIL
; break;
4285 attnum
= AD_VENO
; break;
4287 attnum
= AD_DREA
; break;
4289 attnum
= AD_NAST
; break;
4291 attnum
= AD_BADE
; break;
4293 attnum
= AD_SLUD
; break;
4295 attnum
= AD_ICUR
; break;
4297 attnum
= AD_VULN
; break;
4299 attnum
= AD_FUMB
; break;
4301 attnum
= AD_ICEB
; break;
4303 attnum
= AD_VAPO
; break;
4305 attnum
= AD_EDGE
; break;
4307 attnum
= AD_VOMT
; break;
4309 attnum
= AD_LITT
; break;
4311 attnum
= AD_FREN
; break;
4313 attnum
= AD_NGEN
; break;
4315 attnum
= AD_CHAO
; break;
4317 attnum
= AD_INSA
; break;
4319 attnum
= AD_TRAP
; break;
4321 attnum
= AD_WGHT
; break;
4323 attnum
= AD_NTHR
; break;
4325 attnum
= AD_RNG
; break;
4327 attnum
= AD_MIDI
; break;
4329 attnum
= AD_CAST
; break;
4331 attnum
= AD_ALIN
; break;
4333 attnum
= AD_SIN
; break;
4335 attnum
= AD_MINA
; break;
4337 attnum
= AD_AGGR
; break;
4339 attnum
= AD_CONT
; break;
4341 attnum
= /*AD_DATA*/AD_PHYS
; break;
4343 attnum
= AD_DEST
; break;
4345 attnum
= AD_TREM
; break;
4347 attnum
= AD_RAGN
; break;
4349 attnum
= AD_IDAM
; break;
4351 attnum
= AD_ANTI
; break;
4353 attnum
= AD_PAIN
; break;
4355 attnum
= AD_TECH
; break;
4357 attnum
= AD_MEMO
; break;
4359 attnum
= AD_TRAI
; break;
4361 attnum
= AD_STAT
; break;
4363 attnum
= AD_DAMA
; break;
4365 attnum
= AD_THIE
; break;
4367 attnum
= AD_PART
; break;
4369 attnum
= AD_RUNS
; break;
4371 attnum
= AD_NACU
; break;
4373 attnum
= AD_SANI
; break;
4375 attnum
= AD_RBAD
; break;
4377 attnum
= AD_BLEE
; break;
4379 attnum
= AD_SHAN
; break;
4381 attnum
= AD_SCOR
; break;
4383 attnum
= AD_TERR
; break;
4385 attnum
= AD_FEMI
; break;
4387 attnum
= AD_LEVI
; break;
4389 attnum
= AD_ILLU
; break;
4391 attnum
= AD_MCRE
; break;
4393 attnum
= AD_FLAM
; break;
4395 attnum
= AD_DEBU
; break;
4397 attnum
= AD_UNPR
; break;
4399 attnum
= AD_NIVE
; break;
4401 attnum
= AD_TDRA
; break;
4403 attnum
= AD_BLAS
; break;
4405 attnum
= AD_DROP
; break;
4407 attnum
= AD_INVE
; break;
4409 attnum
= AD_WNCE
; break;
4411 attnum
= AD_DEBT
; break;
4413 attnum
= AD_SWAP
; break;
4415 attnum
= AD_TPTO
; break;
4417 attnum
= /*AD_ENDS*/AD_PHYS
; break;
4419 if (!missingnoprotect
) {
4420 impossible("bug2 in reallie(%d)", newattnum
); return attnum
;
4430 get_description_of_attack(struct attack
*mattk
, char * main_temp_buf
)
4432 if(!(mattk
->damn
+ mattk
->damd
+ mattk
->aatyp
+ mattk
->adtyp
)) {
4433 main_temp_buf
[0]='\0';
4434 return main_temp_buf
;
4437 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
] = "";
4438 if(mattk
->damn
+ mattk
->damd
) {
4439 sprintf(main_temp_buf
, "%dd%d", mattk
->damn
, mattk
->damd
);
4441 strcat(main_temp_buf
, ",");
4443 strcat(main_temp_buf
, " ");
4445 main_temp_buf
[0] = '\0';
4448 while (strlen(main_temp_buf
) < 6) {
4449 strcat(main_temp_buf
, " ");
4452 sprintf(temp_buf
, "%s - %s", get_description_of_attack_type(mattk
->aatyp
), get_description_of_damage_type(mattk
->adtyp
));
4453 strcat(main_temp_buf
, temp_buf
);
4455 strcat(main_temp_buf
, "; ");
4457 return main_temp_buf
;
4461 get_description_of_monster_type(struct permonst
* ptr
, char * description
, boolean displayit
)
4463 /*int monsternumber;*/
4465 pline("%d<><><>", plined_length("12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890"));//0 passed
4466 pline("%d<><><>", plined_length("1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789"));
4468 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
] = "";
4469 char main_temp_buf
[BUFSZ
] = "";
4472 sprintf(temp_buf
, "Accessing Pokedex entry for %s... ", MonsterGlyphHallu
? "monster" : (!missingnoprotect
|| !Upolyd
|| monsndx(ptr
) < NUMMONS
) ? ptr
->mname
: "this weird creature");
4473 strcat(description
, temp_buf
);
4475 if (DeformattingBug
|| u
.uprops
[DEFORMATTING_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_deformattingstone() || MonsterGlyphHallu
) {
4476 strcat(description
, "Pokedex communication failure. Damn.");
4480 if ((ptr
->msound
== MS_SPOILER
) || !displayit
) {
4481 strcat(description
, "Pokedex error 24: Access denied.");
4485 append_newline_to_pline_string(description
);
4486 strcat(description
, " ");
4487 append_newline_to_pline_string(description
);
4488 strcat(description
, "Base statistics of this monster type:");
4489 append_newline_to_pline_string(description
);
4491 /*monsternumber = monsndx(ptr);*/
4492 sprintf(temp_buf
, "Base level = %d, difficulty = %d, AC = %d, magic resistance = %d, alignment %d. ", ptr
->mlevel
, monstr
[monsndx(ptr
)], ptr
->ac
, ptr
->mr
, ptr
->maligntyp
);
4493 strcat(description
, temp_buf
);
4495 strcat(description
, get_speed_description_of_monster_type(ptr
, temp_buf
));
4498 strcat(description
, get_generation_description_of_monster_type(ptr
, temp_buf
));
4500 strcat(description
, get_resistance_description_of_monster_type(ptr
, temp_buf
));
4502 strcat(description
, get_flag_description_of_monster_type(ptr
, temp_buf
));
4504 append_newline_to_pline_string(description
);
4505 strcat(description
, "Attacks:");
4506 append_newline_to_pline_string(description
);
4507 struct attack
*mattk
;
4508 struct attack alt_attk
;
4511 for(i
= 0; i
< NATTK
; i
++) {
4513 mattk
= getmattk(ptr
, i
, sum
, &alt_attk
);
4514 main_temp_buf
[0]='\0';
4515 get_description_of_attack(mattk
, temp_buf
);
4516 if(temp_buf
[0] == '\0') {
4519 strcat(description
, " ");
4521 strcat(description
, "none");
4522 append_newline_to_pline_string(description
);
4527 strcat(main_temp_buf
, " ");
4529 strcat(main_temp_buf
, temp_buf
);
4530 append_newline_to_pline_string(main_temp_buf
);
4531 strcat(description
, main_temp_buf
);
4537 corpsepager(crpsnum
)
4540 if (DeformattingBug
|| u
.uprops
[DEFORMATTING_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_deformattingstone() || PlayerUninformation
) {
4544 char temp_buf
[BUFSZ
];
4545 struct permonst
*pm
= (struct permonst
*) 0;
4548 pm
= &mons
[crpsnum
];
4550 if (!pm
|| (crpsnum
<= PM_PLAYERMON
) || (crpsnum
>= NUMMONS
) ) {
4554 get_description_of_monster_type(pm
, temp_buf
, TRUE
);
4555 pline("%s", temp_buf
);
4567 pline("Monster %s has the following pokedex entry:", mons
[monnum
].mname
);
4568 corpsepager(monnum
);
4571 pline("Monster %s has a base level of %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].mlevel
);
4574 pline("Monster %s has a movement rate of %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].mmove
);
4577 pline("Monster %s has %d points of AC.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].ac
);
4580 pline("Monster %s has %d percentage points of magic resistance.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].mr
);
4583 pline("Monster %s has an alignment of %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].maligntyp
);
4586 pline("Monster %s has a corpse weight of %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].cwt
);
4589 pline("Monster %s gives %d nutrition when eaten.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].cnutrit
);
4592 pline("Monster %s has the M1 flag bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mflags1
);
4595 pline("Monster %s has the M2 flag bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mflags2
);
4598 pline("Monster %s has the M3 flag bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mflags3
);
4601 pline("Monster %s has the M4 flag bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mflags4
);
4604 pline("Monster %s has the M5 flag bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mflags5
);
4607 pline("Monster %s has the M6 flag bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mflags6
);
4610 pline("Monster %s has the resistances bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mresists
);
4613 pline("Monster %s has the conveyed resistances bitmask %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, (int) mons
[monnum
].mconveys
);
4616 pline("Monster %s has a size of %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].msize
);
4619 pline("Monster %s has the sound type %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].msound
);
4622 pline("Monster %s has the following damage figures: %dd%d, %dd%d, %dd%d, %dd%d, %dd%d, %dd%d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[0].damn
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[0].damd
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[1].damn
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[1].damd
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[2].damn
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[2].damd
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[3].damn
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[3].damd
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[4].damn
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[4].damd
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[5].damn
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[5].damd
);
4625 pline("Monster %s uses the following attack types: %d-%d, %d-%d, %d-%d, %d-%d, %d-%d, %d-%d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[0].aatyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[0].adtyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[1].aatyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[1].adtyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[2].aatyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[2].adtyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[3].aatyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[3].adtyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[4].aatyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[4].adtyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[5].aatyp
, mons
[monnum
].mattk
[5].adtyp
);
4628 pline("Monster %s has the color number %d.", mons
[monnum
].mname
, mons
[monnum
].mcolor
);
4636 return do_look(FALSE
);
4642 return do_look(TRUE
);
4648 register struct trap
*trap
;
4651 if (!getdir("^")) return 0;
4654 for (trap
= ftrap
; trap
; trap
= trap
->ntrap
)
4655 if (trap
->tx
== x
&& trap
->ty
== y
) {
4656 if (!trap
->tseen
) break;
4659 if (KnowledgeBug
|| u
.uprops
[KNOWLEDGE_BUG
].extrinsic
|| have_trapknowledgestone()) {
4660 pline("That is a trap.");
4665 if (u
.dz
< 0 ? (tt
== TRAPDOOR
|| tt
== HOLE
|| tt
== SHAFT_TRAP
|| tt
== CURRENT_SHAFT
) :
4666 tt
== ROCKTRAP
) break;
4669 pline("That is %s%s%s.",
4670 an(defsyms
[trap_to_defsym(tt
)].explanation
),
4671 !trap
->madeby_u
? "" : (tt
== WEB
) ? " woven" :
4672 /* trap doors & spiked pits can't be made by
4673 player, and should be considered at least
4674 as much "set" as "dug" anyway */
4675 (tt
== HOLE
|| tt
== PIT
) ? " dug" : " set",
4676 !trap
->madeby_u
? "" : " by you");
4679 pline("I can't see a trap there.");
4684 dowhatdoes_core(q
, cbuf
)
4690 register char *buf
= &bufr
[6], *ep
, ctrl
, meta
;
4692 fp
= dlb_fopen_area(NH_CMDHELPAREA
, NH_CMDHELPFILE
, "r");
4694 pline("Cannot open data file!");
4698 ctrl
= ((q
<= '\033') ? (q
- 1 + 'A') : 0);
4699 meta
= ((0x80 & q
) ? (0x7f & q
) : 0);
4700 while(dlb_fgets(buf
,BUFSZ
-6,fp
)) {
4701 if ((ctrl
&& *buf
=='^' && *(buf
+1)==ctrl
) ||
4702 (meta
&& *buf
=='M' && *(buf
+1)=='-' && *(buf
+2)==meta
) ||
4704 if ((ep
= index(buf
, '\n')) != 0) *ep
= 0;
4706 if ((ep
= index(buf
, '\r')) != 0) *ep
= 0;
4708 if (ctrl
&& buf
[2] == '\t'){
4710 (void) strncpy(buf
, "^? ", 8);
4712 } else if (meta
&& buf
[3] == '\t'){
4714 (void) strncpy(buf
, "M-? ", 8);
4716 } else if(buf
[1] == '\t'){
4719 (void) strncpy(buf
+1, " ", 7);
4721 (void) dlb_fclose(fp
);
4726 (void) dlb_fclose(fp
);
4736 #if defined(UNIX) || defined(VMS)
4739 q
= yn_function("What command?", (char *)0, '\0');
4740 #if defined(UNIX) || defined(VMS)
4743 reslt
= dowhatdoes_core(q
, bufr
);
4747 pline("I've never heard of such commands.");
4751 /* data for help_menu() */
4752 static const char *help_menu_items
[] = {
4753 /* 0*/ "Long description of the game and commands.",
4754 /* 1*/ "List of game commands.",
4755 /* 2*/ "Concise history of Slash'EM.",
4756 /* 3*/ "Info on a character in the game display.",
4757 /* 4*/ "Info on what a given key does.",
4758 /* 5*/ "List of game options.",
4759 /* 6*/ "Longer explanation of game options.",
4760 /* 7*/ "Full list of keyboard commands.",
4761 /* 8*/ "List of extended commands.",
4762 /* 9*/ "The NetHack license.",
4765 /*WAC Add access to txt guidebook*/
4766 /* 9*/ "The Slash'EM Guidebook.",
4770 "%s-specific help and commands.",
4773 "List of wizard-mode commands.",
4797 winid tmpwin
= create_nhwindow(NHW_MENU
);
4799 char helpbuf
[QBUFSZ
];
4802 menu_item
*selected
;
4805 any
.a_void
= 0; /* zero all bits */
4808 if (!wizard
) help_menu_items
[WIZHLP_SLOT
] = "",
4809 help_menu_items
[WIZHLP_SLOT
+1] = (char *)0;
4811 for (i
= 0; help_menu_items
[i
]; i
++)
4813 /* port-specific line has a %s in it for the PORT_ID */
4814 if (help_menu_items
[i
][0] == '%') {
4815 sprintf(helpbuf
, help_menu_items
[i
], PORT_ID
);
4816 any
.a_int
= PORT_HELP_ID
+ 1;
4817 add_menu(tmpwin
, NO_GLYPH
, &any
, 0, 0, ATR_NONE
,
4818 helpbuf
, MENU_UNSELECTED
);
4822 any
.a_int
= (*help_menu_items
[i
]) ? i
+1 : 0;
4823 add_menu(tmpwin
, NO_GLYPH
, &any
, 0, 0,
4824 ATR_NONE
, help_menu_items
[i
], MENU_UNSELECTED
);
4826 end_menu(tmpwin
, "Select one item:");
4827 n
= select_menu(tmpwin
, PICK_ONE
, &selected
);
4828 destroy_nhwindow(tmpwin
);
4830 *sel
= selected
[0].item
.a_int
- 1;
4831 free((void *)selected
);
4842 if (help_menu(&sel
)) {
4844 case 0: display_file_area(NH_HELP_AREA
, NH_HELP
, TRUE
);
4846 case 1: display_file_area(NH_SHELP_AREA
, NH_SHELP
, TRUE
);
4848 case 2: (void) dohistory(); break;
4849 case 3: (void) dowhatis(); break;
4850 case 4: (void) dowhatdoes(); break;
4851 case 5: option_help(); break;
4852 case 6: display_file_area(NH_OPTIONAREA
,
4853 NH_OPTIONFILE
, TRUE
);
4855 case 7: dokeylist(); break;
4856 case 8: (void) doextlist(); break;
4857 case 9: display_file_area(NH_LICENSE_AREA
,
4862 /*WAC add guidebook.*/
4863 case GUIDEBOOK_SLOT
: display_file_area(NH_GUIDEBOOK_AREA
,
4864 NH_GUIDEBOOK
, TRUE
);
4869 case PORT_HELP_ID
: port_help(); break;
4872 case WIZHLP_SLOT
: display_file_area(NH_DEBUGHELP_AREA
,
4873 NH_DEBUGHELP
, TRUE
);
4884 display_file_area(NH_HISTORY_AREA
, NH_HISTORY
, TRUE
);
4888 static const char * const longinggirls
[] = {
4889 "Sabrina", "Sabine", "Larissa", "Jil", "Sally", "Elke", "Ina", "Birgit", "Arabella", "Anastasia", "Henrietta", "Katrin", "Jana", "Inge", "Vera", "Sarah", "Iris", "Mariya", "Wendy", "Katia", "Tanja", "Vanessa", "Anne", "Lena", "Jeanetta", "Melissa", "Madeleine", "Anita", "Nina", "Natascha", "Natalje", "Ronja", "Roswitha", "Sing", "Johanetta", "Julia", "Yvonne", "Magdalena", "Eveline", "Bea", "Corina", "Elif", "Nadja", "Sunali", "Solvejg", "Thai", "Meltem", "Susanne", "Rita", "Kati", "Mailie", "Klara", "Sandra", "Antonia", "Chaska", "Ludgera", "Laura", "Eva", "Maurah", "Sophie", "Marian", "Patricia", "Kerstin", "Hanh", "Antje", "Jennifer", "Karin", "Nicole", "Bettina", "Heike", "Dora", "Maite", "Ruth", "Verena", "Lou", "Danielle", "Ann Kathrin", "Conny", "Lisa", "Anja", "Yasaman", "Almut", "Ksenia", "Miriam", "Elena", "Katharina", "Helen", "Victoria", "Simone", "Nataliya", "Kristin", "Nelly", "Rejda", "Nora", "Jasieen", "Marike", "Charlotte", "Friederike", "Sophia", "Sue Lyn", "Juen", "Ruea", "Gudrun", "Ella", "Manuela", "Greta", "Jane", "Eliane", "Fenja", "Alexia", "Annemarie", "Mandarina", "Ariane", "Carina", "Denise", "Kira", "Nadine", "Franzi", "Amelie", "Annika", "Barbara", "Bianca", "Carmen", "Hilda", "Julietta", "Petra", "Sonja", "Teresa", "Rosy",
4892 static const char * const hussynames
[] = {
4893 "Sabrina", "Sandra", "Ludgera", "Jil", "Sofia", "Arabella", "Anastasia", "Henrietta", "Katrin", "Jana", "Anna", "Elena", "Katharina", "Mariya", "Wendy", "Tanja", "Vanessa", "Jeanetta", "Madeleine", "Anita", "Nina", "Natalje", "Sing", "Bianca", "Julietta", "Teresa", "Rosy", "Greneuvenia", "Arvogenia", "Miesieenia",
4895 static const char * const banggangguys
[] = {
4896 "David", "Aee", "Nino", "Kastortransport",
4898 static const char * const bangganggirls
[] = {
4899 "Johanetta", "Mailie", "Klara", "Kristin", "Charlotte", "Friederike", "Sophia", "Sue Lyn", "Juen", "Ruea", "Anne", "Greta", "Jane", "Little Marie", "Tonja", "Mia", "Annemarie", "Caro", "Sonja",
4902 static const char * const gangscholarverbs
[] = {
4903 "laughs: ", "sneers: ", "bickers: ", "chortles: ", "giggles: ", "hisses: ", "shouts: ", "screams: ", "says: ", "grins: ", "bellows: ", "thunders: ", "booms: ", "snickers: ", "announces: ", "whispers: ", "barks: ", "snarls: ", "mutters: ", "threatens: ", "tells: ", "boasts: ", "messages: ", "grumbles: ", "states: ", "yells: ", "speaks: ", "gloats: ", "growls: ", "remarks: ",
4906 static const char * const noroelacommodity
[] = {
4907 "a Porsche", "a designer handbag", "a pair of louboutins", "a pair of stilettos", "a pair of combat boots", "lipstick and perfume", "some deodorant", "wickedly expensive eau de cologne", "a shiny ring", "a diadem with diamonds", "a leather whip", "a pack of boot-shaped christmas cakes", "a bigger ego", "expensive lipgloss", "some glamorous makeup", "a new car", "a shiny new purse", "golden earrings", "a wedding ring", "a bridal dress", "a new haircut", "a lipoplasticator and a micro dermal graftilizer", "a mansion", "a luxury yacht", "a private helicopter", "a ticket for 2 weeks of vacation in the Carribean Sea", "a PhD title from www.BuyRespect.com", "the new Counter-Strike: Special Ops Duty video game", "a pincushion", "an electric guitar", "a night with a sexy female prostitute", "a new husband", "a house slave", "a butler named James", "a fivefold garage", "a car with a filter gear shift", "a Diablo Vipera motorcycle", "some expensive trash", "an expensive golden imitation of the Amulet of Yendor", "a golden statue modeled after myself", "the SLASH'EM Extended source code archive", "a cameo appearance in a GladJonas speedrun video", "this week's winning lottery ticket", "a housecat", "a horse", "a submarine", "a new girlfriend", "a cuddly bed", "a huggable heart pillow", "a long-hair wig", "a carnival costume", "an advent calendar", "a box of chocolate truffles", "christmas presents", "a birthday cake", "a couple pants", "a pair of fleecy woolen socks", "some souvenir postcards", "an ET-425 train", "a tour bus", "a ticket for a Michael Jackson concert", "a new flatscreen TV", "a renewal of my monthly World of Warcraft subscription", "some unique items in Diablo 3's auction house", "a vibrator", "a sex toy", "breast implants", "new earphones", "a pair of designer specs", "a massive throne", "an underground mountain", "a spoiler sheet", "a device that can trigger Ragnarok", "premium-quality toothpaste", "a Doenerteller Versace", "a romantic dinner in a 5-star hotel", "100 000 roulette jetons", "a deck of cards", "a Magic the Gathering Booster Pack", "some voters that will elect me during the next US Presidential Election", "some paid assassins that are going to bomb your house", "a health insurance", "some counterfeit cash", "a glorkum 13 23 1337", "the one-in-a-kind legendary sword Excalibur", "all seven Harry Potter books", "the Eiffel Tower", "a farting noise generator", "a device for autoerotic asphyxiation", "a 44-caliber Anaconda revolver", "ammo for my AK-47 assault rifle", "a cure for brain cancer", "a third leg", "a bunch of Fridays for Future activists that are going to demonstrate for the nonexistant climate protection", "the decryption key for the encrypted files on my PC", "a tuxedo", "some butt-ugly gentleman's shoes", "the pink belly-dancing costume that originally belonged to Valensina", "an appointment with Doctor Marc Selvig, who evolved Linda into Evolet and then into Evolte", "a rainbow-colored bikini", "a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque", "a tight spandex suit", "the file containing the missing evidence in the Kelner case", "a disk with the earliest versions of Hack and NetHack", "a way to control the RNG", "5 pokeballs", "a Death Star", "the One Ring", "an Elder Scroll", "the top-secret Thalmor dossier", "a decoded Voynich Manuscript", "the Mysterium Xarxes", "the handbook for the Tomb of Horrors module", "a guillotine", "a pair of leather peep-toes", "Amy's high heels that she used to race 10 km in 84 minutes", "a wand of wishing (0:3)", "a newspaper", "a bunch of spam emails from lonely Russian women looking for a relationship", "a huge Pizza Pommo", "shower gel named after a famous celebrity", "the original Mona Lisa painting", "a pair of hippie heels with extra thick block heels", "a can of lube", "the complete Twilight book saga", "a powered combat vest", "a Garden Eden Creation Kit", "the Helm of Storms", "an ancient PC with Windows 3.1", "a Commodore 64", "a K&R C handbook", "sleeping pills", "a caramel of termination", "a dimensional portal to Cthulhu's realm", "a kryptonite stick", "a police bribe", "an enchanted volume armament that can summon hydra aurora bombers", "a VTOL aircraft", "a spanner that can build sentry turrets and dispensers", "therapy sessions that help me overcome my anorexia", "a spellchecker", "an unnecessary face mask that does not protect from Corona", "an armed police force that shoots on sight if someone gets closer than 1.50 m to me", "a specimen plate with cultivated covid-19 viri", "replacement heel tips", "extra dark mascara", "a bottle of 'Femme Fatale' nail polish", "an ICE ticket to Amsterdam", "some illegal drugs", "a scantily clad feminine sexbot", "a copy of the 'Ascending SLEX for Dummies' handbook", "an edible bra", "3 scrolls of skill up", "shackles for tying up my lover", "replacement zippers for the backpack", "very sexy metallic buckles", "sweet velcro straps", "a therapy to nullify the effects of 5G e-smog", "a multiple rocket launcher system", "a M109 tank howitzer", "a reconnaisance combat drone", "a 9 euro ticket", "an artifact assault rifle that prevents bulletators from spawning", "a device that shields the dungeon against fluidators", "bombs that can kill pompeji squads in one shot", "a hypothetical balanced version of SLEX", "the newest version of Malorhack aka SLASHEM-Max", "a gold-plated gift card that shall be sent to the Splicehack creator", "a Nord Stream pipeline", "a melted down peace offering", "a nice little surprise", "the entire list of commodities in the pager.c function that these are taken from", "a potion of descent", "cute Mary Jane shoes with treaded block heels", "high-heeled crocs", "a big shipment of Loa Dust", "a monster truck", "dual-wielded katanas",
4910 static NEARDATA
const char * const demagoguelines
[] = {
4911 "This country is going down the tubes, I tell you!",
4912 "We gotta take a tally of those agitators!",
4913 "We gotta account for with those heretics!",
4914 "The people have no food! And it's all because of the government!",
4915 "This government shall be usurped!",
4916 "All that the politicians ever do is to prey on the citizens!",
4917 "There's too many aliens in this country!",
4918 "Do not vote for the current government! Vote for me instead!",
4919 "Unemployment can only be defeated if we get rid of the current chancellor!",
4920 "I certainly know what I want, and it's NO type of ice block and NO bang gang!",
4921 "I shall become president, and then, where other countries merely survive, we will THRIVE!",
4922 "We need to declare war to our neighboring countries!",
4923 "If things get too bad, we'll launch our nuke to eradicate our enemies!",
4924 "The tax-a-drivers are evil! Shoot them on sight!",
4925 "Man you can't trust the law!",
4926 "All the police in this country are corrupt!",
4927 "All the politicians are corrupt and working for some lobbies instead of working for the citizens!",
4928 "Well have you looked at that other country? They have a system that works! It's much better than ours!",
4929 "We should have abolished monarchy while we still had the chance!",
4930 "Everyone who is against us will be removed! For good!",
4931 "All the illegal potatoes shall be removed!",
4932 "Someone should shut down the government!",
4933 "Someone needs to stop that group of people! Regardless of who does it!",
4934 "None of the current politicians were lawfully elected! They all bribed their way to the top!",
4935 "Man you can't get anywhere without bribing in this country!",
4936 "Why do we keep exporting guns and tanks to other countries?",
4937 "Why can't we just nuke all the rogue states?",
4938 "Diplomacy is worthless, we finally have to declare WAR on other countries again like in the good old times!",
4939 "What? Our former war enemies are requesting reparations? If I were in charge, I'd tell them where they can stick their fucking reparations...",
4940 "Climate protection? Bah! We shouldn't waste our time with that!",
4941 "Vote for my party or I'll send some assassins to snipe you on the way to the voting office!",
4942 "They call me a demagogue just because I don't blindly repeat the government's opinion! That's bullshit, and everyone who uses their brain should know that!",
4943 "The politicians are making changes just for the sake of making them, not because those changes would actually be good for the people!",
4944 "I know for a fact that lawmakers are paid for the amount of changes they make, not for quality. That's why they keep making stupid laws.",
4945 "I think that taxes are really just legalized theft, and I want to abolish the thieving government that keeps taking my well-earned money!",
4946 "The current political system is a dictatorship! We need to get rid of the dictator and have anarchy instead, then everything will get better!",
4947 "We need to build a giant wall around our country!",
4948 "How does the government even manage to stay in charge? People, why are you still voting for them?",
4949 "We need to bring back slavery, but we'll call our slaves 'workers' so they won't be demoralized!",
4950 "We all need to fight the good fight and demonstrate against the current government's plans!",
4951 "What? They're planning a new censorship law? That's an attack on free speech, and we need to storm the government center!",
4952 "It's bullshit that you can't simply say what you think!",
4953 "The people are starving while the government bosses are eating steak! That has to be changed!",
4954 "We will end the police brutality by abolishing the police!",
4955 "All that the current government has ever accomplished is to make the wage gap even bigger! That government needs to be voted off!",
4956 "Currently, a couple dozen millionaires own about half of this country's total amount of money! We need to steal from the rich and give to the poor!",
4957 "Why do only stupid people become president? We should probably abolish the position of 'president' entirely!",
4958 "If we have the choice of having either a dictatorship or anarchy, we should opt for the latter!",
4959 "We are all sick of authority figures! We're no slaves and therefore we'll take up arms to fight the political leaders and, if necessary, kill them!",
4960 "The elections are rigged anyway! Governments are giving us the freedom to vote just so that we don't revolt, but we won't fall for that, and the revolution starts NOW!",
4961 "Robin Hood was a hero and not a goddamn criminal! If we had a hundred of his sort today, the world would be a better place...",
4962 "The chancellor is weak and unable to rule this country. It will be easy to usurp such a failed politician.",
4963 "You support the government? Since when has the government ever done anything for us? They just want to fill their own pockets!",
4964 "The work conditions in this country are really just modern slavery! That shit should have been abolished decades ago!",
4965 "We do not need even more oppression and governments that try to keep the population in check via repressions. That's what I'm fighting for, and therefore I refuse to consider the current 'president' my president.",
4966 "The leader of our country got in charge due to collusion, and should be imprisoned!",
4967 "Hopefully another country decides to invade ours and kill our political leaders, because we'd be better off without them.",
4968 "We finally want another WAR! After all, 'peace' just means the government oppresses their people, while if there were war, we could at least TRY to fight for a better future!",
4969 "In the so-called 'democracy', the people in charge tolerate all opinions - except the ones that contradict their own! How is that 'democratic', I ask you?",
4970 "Politics is for the butthole! What we need is complete anarchy!",
4971 "Why are our people listening to the drivel spouted by our 'leader'? We're mature citizens, and we don't need no one telling us what to do!",
4972 "I'm proud to be a demagogue, because unlike all the others, at least I'm fighting against the current regime instead of tolerating everything those incapable politicians are forcing upon us!",
4973 "What? Peace treaties with other countries? We should get rid of those and declare war to all neighboring states.",
4974 "Diplomacy is the wrong way to deal with other states, we need to send tanks and flatten the enemy!",
4975 "The current government does not respect women and other minorities, and we need to change that! Vote for me in the next election!",
4976 "We can no longer tolerate all the discrimination that minorities are subjected to everyday. If I become president, I'll make some radical changes that will make life more enjoyable for EVERYONE!",
4977 "There still isn't true gender equality in this country! Men still get treated like aliens if they try to wear high heels in public! I will not shut up and not stop my fight for equal rights until everyone, man and woman alike, can wear heels as they damn well please!",
4978 "We shall ban ALL discrimination that targets a person's sexuality! You should be allowed to love whoever you want!",
4979 "Anti-discrimination laws shouldn't be a one-way street! Both those who agree with the government's party line and those who don't should be protected from discrimination!",
4980 "Politicians are the anti-fun squad! They only ever make laws that ban people from having fun, and therefore all those laws should be abolished ASAP!",
4981 "Why is our police so corrupt? If I were president, they'd be honorable lawful citizens that cannot be bribed by any ass criminal!",
4982 "There are a few people that have way too much money while everyone else has too little! We gotta redistribute the possessions!",
4983 "We stand now, at the precipice. Our great nation is threatening to sink into the sea of lawlessness and despair like it already did once, many years ago!",
4984 "God shall protect our people! God shall protect our country!",
4985 "Our courageous soldiers have one mission: bringing back peace and prosperity to our country.",
4986 "In their arrogance, our political enemies have seized control of the water supply! They want to steal our country's water and all the work we've put in! We have to punish them for that crime by sending our military forces to reclaim what is ours!",
4987 "What the hell is WRONG with the politicians?",
4988 "The confidence of our people in the current political system has reached a new low! Vote for ME and I'll fix things!",
4989 "I think the current government needs to be abolished.",
4990 "We need a radical reformation of the system, because otherwise the unemployment rate will never go down!",
4991 "The democratic system turned out to be a failure, what we need now is a dictatorship with me as the dictator!",
4992 "Fully one in three jobs in this country is suffering from severe underpayment, insecurity and a host of other issues! My party will correct that by creating new, well-paid, safe jobs and then we'll finally prosper again!",
4993 "As soon as I'm elected the new head of state, there will be the beginning of a new era. Where other countries are merely surviving, we will PROSPER!",
4994 "The government's corona restrictions are going too far! I will become the new head of state and relax those rules!",
4995 "There is no corona virus, it's just a carefully constructed lie by the government because in reality they want to revive the Meshera!",
4996 "Why do we have to wear those butt-ugly face masks? If I become president, I'll declare covid-19 nonexistant and ban the masks!",
4997 "The current government keeps making bad decisions yet our people let them get away with that? We need to end their reign, absolutely!",
4998 "They forget what they have done to us! Will we allow their treatment to go unpunished? Nay, I say! We will not!",
4999 "Now is the time for action... Those of you who say our revenge will bear no fruit, I want you to think again. What we do is for the sake of the future.",
5000 "We will track down the devil responsible for our oppression and for setting the world on the path to ruin! We shall execute him in the town square!",
5001 "The current president rigged the elections but we will punish him for that fraud!",
5002 "I'll just buy a small country and become the dictator of that.",
5003 "They say that dictatorships are bad, but if I get elected, I'm gonna become the most beneficial and well-liked dictator ever!",
5004 "Gotta send the government to the desert, what did they ever do for us anyway. We'd be better off without them.",
5005 "Everyone who voted for the current president is guilty and will be removed once I'm in charge.",
5006 "When I'm the head of state, I'm gonna install a Grand Inquisitor who detains everyone that wants to get me removed.",
5007 "Why is there no death penalty? We need to reintroduce that so we can get rid of the criminal scum!",
5008 "They're either with us or against us! And those who are against us, they shall tremble and quake in fear before I execute them!",
5009 "Our country used to be a 'democracy', but lately it has quickly drifted off into a dictatorship! We must remove the evil dictator!",
5010 "I will not forgive the government for erecting a dictatorship!",
5011 "This banana republic goes before the dogs!",
5012 "Napoleon was wrong when he said that people are stupid, because the truth would be that people are SUPER stupid!",
5013 "Einstein said that the world's population is increasing, and with that I agree. But I disagree that according to him the amount of intelligence is a constant; in reality, the amount of intelligence is decreasing!",
5014 "When looking at the results of the last election, I have to conclude that the majority of people aren't actually members of the 'homo sapiens' species. They're more like 'homo stultus'.",
5015 "The government does a damage have!",
5016 "This government has a total damage. I wish someone would go and stop the muck chaps.",
5017 "Someone should surround the state government.",
5018 "We may not consume the state-regulated media, because they are fake news!",
5019 "All the newspapers are spreading fake news!",
5020 "Too many disturbing elements are showering our people with alternative facts and we have to remove those evil perpetrators for good.",
5021 "The current president is not my president! That unscrupulous person gained his title by cheating and therefore needs to be usurped!",
5022 "Goddamn politicians! They're responsible for all the evil in this world!",
5023 "Down with the government! Anarchy is the only way to victory!",
5024 "This country belongs to the people and no shitting law is gonna change that!",
5025 "Laws are there so that one does not obey them! Better yet, they should be abolished completely, which will free our people from their imaginary shackles!",
5026 "Freedom of religion is stupid! If I become the head of state, I'll ensure that the only entity you are allowed to worship is gonna be me!",
5027 "The first rule of corona is that you don't talk about corona.",
5028 "Democracy is a misconception, it sounds nice on paper but doesn't work out in practice!",
5029 "In an ideal world everyone would be able to wear high heels, regardless of gender! Stop the discrimination now!",
5030 "If I want to wear a bra, I should damn well be allowed to do so! And I don't care if I'm a man, woman, dog, bear or attack helicopter! FUCK DISCRIMINATION",
5031 "Morgellons are little worms that live in FFP-2 masks, placed there by the evil manufacturers to infiltrate and eat the wearer's brain. They also don't really exist, but are nonetheless very annoying!",
5032 "Humankind is just so stupid! If they were a bit smarter, maybe we would get somewhere!",
5033 "Democracy is a fallacy! Democracy means that a committee of STUPID people make silly decisions against the will of smart citizens like me!",
5034 "People are so stupid! They do everything the government wants! In fact, they are so mindlessly obedient, the government could force them to step into dog shit once per day and clean their shoes by hand, and people would actually do that without asking questions.",
5035 "Humankind has failed. In the future, the predominant species on this planet will not be the human, but the virus. And that's despite the fact that the virus isn't even a sentient being.",
5036 "I give you a 3g certificate in your face bitch, in a democracy you could decide whether you want to be vaccinated but this country obviously isn't one.",
5037 "The best way to cool down the planet is to launch a couple nukes. That will cause a nuclear winter, which reduces global temperature by several Kelvin. Oh, the nuclear fallout? Who cares about that, it's only the weak who will die to the radiation anyway.",
5038 "The egemony of the powerful country has to be abolished, we want to ensure that smaller countries also have rights!", /* the word 'hegemony' is misspelled on purpose */
5039 "The stupid sanctions are stupid, no country has ever budged just because a bunch of others placed sanctions on them!",
5040 "Supplying weapons into war zones? Seriously??? What the hell is the government smoking?",
5041 "If I were president, we'd not have a global hunger crisis! We'd still have good trade relationships with the countries that export wheat and sunflower oil!",
5042 "They should let me run the country, I'd dictate that a liter of E10 fuel may never cost more than 1,50 euros and all gas stations that violate this rule will have to pay a monthly income as a punishment, with the threat of being shut down entirely if they step out of line again.",
5043 "Man, why can't I be the god-emperor? I'd make sure that no people are used for heating if there is a war just because they have a penis, with me in charge everyone, man and woman alike, could decide for themselves whether they want to participate in a war or not! Freedom for everyone!",
5044 "War... Can not these nations who wish to stain themselves with blood and flame recognize that an unimaginable crisis has befallen this world?", /* by Saimore (Elona), although he uses the name of the Elona world */
5045 "Would you want to run to the front and get killed just because you have a cock? Yeah, me neither.",
5046 "The clown uses all the cock carriers for heating, which is truly intolerable.",
5047 "You can smoke all the politicians in the pipe, especially those from the party cartel.",
5048 "The government should stop building cloud cook-cook homes and start doing some real politics!",
5049 "The term 'lady shoes' is discriminatory, that's like saying men are unable to walk with that pair of shoes just because they have heels, despite high-heeled shoes originally being conceived as men's shoes. Which implies that in reality both genders can walk in heeled shoes just fine, so they should just be viewed as unisex and the gender attribute for shoes abolished.",
5052 static NEARDATA
const char * const longinglines
[] = {
5053 "You just can't stop thinking about the sexy %s.",
5054 "%s has such sexy butt cheeks... mmmmmmmm!",
5055 "You'd loooooove to stroke %s's sexy footwear...",
5056 "Did you see that %s has totally cute high heels on her feet?",
5057 "You absolutely want to inhale the smell of %s's worn socks!",
5058 "Your ultimate dream is to hug %s and shower her with kisses.",
5059 "%s is a really wonderful lady and you want to marry her!",
5060 "Your hands absolutely want to feel up %s.",
5061 "You'd love to get the chance to caress %s's butt cheeks.",
5062 "You just want to heart and kiss %s.",
5063 "Being whipped by the tender %s would be pure lust...",
5064 "You spontaneously come just from thinking about %s.",
5065 "You close your eyes and think of %s.",
5066 "In your fantasy, you and %s are a happy couple and you're constantly in her arms.",
5067 "Do you agree with me that %s is a very sexy woman?",
5068 "You know that %s can produce very beautiful farting noises.",
5069 "You absolutely love it if %s makes air current noises.",
5070 "The clacking sounds of %s's high heels are so sexy that just thinking about them makes you wet.",
5071 "You want to clean the dog shit from %s's shoes.",
5072 "Would you like it if %s steps on your hand with her heels?",
5073 "Do you like having your fingers squeezed underneath %s's female footwear?",
5074 "Isn't it wonderful to be kicked in the nuts by %s?",
5075 "You want to feel up %s's sexy knee.",
5076 "You want to present your delicate nuts so that %s can push her knee into them very painfully.",
5077 "One of your wet dreams is to have %s fart you in the face for several hours straight.",
5078 "Do you want to go to the toilet together with %s?",
5079 "Don't you agree that %s's female shoes are really elegant?",
5080 "%s stepped into dog shit specially for you, because you want to clean her shoes by hand!",
5081 "%s is so athletic and feminine!",
5082 "%s is such a lovely, fleecy girl! <3",
5083 "You absolutely want to hug the beautiful %s.",
5084 "Isn't it wonderful to listen to %s squeaking the farting gas out of her butt?",
5085 "%s can really produce very tender farting noises.",
5086 "You absolutely want to listen to %s's toilet noises.",
5087 "You feel like sharing a bed with %s.",
5088 "You hope that %s will marry you one day.",
5089 "You want to have slex with %s, admit it.",
5090 "%s is soooooooooooo sexy and fleece-bundle-gentle-soft!",
5091 "%s must really be the sexiest woman you ever saw.",
5092 "If %s slaps you, you can't fight back because she's so beautiful and sexy.",
5093 "%s's sexy wedge sandals absolutely want to bludgeon you and you're really looking forward to it too.",
5094 "Do you like the very fleecy combat boot heels that %s is wearing?",
5095 "Can you imagine what %s's extra fleecy block heels can do to you?",
5096 "Look at %s and her incredibly cute stilettos!",
5097 "Wow, %s is wearing cone heels today, and they're looking absolutely gorgeous!",
5098 "It's absolutely wonderful if %s kicks you in the shins with her lovely girl shoes.",
5099 "You want to heart and kiss %s's wonderful female body.",
5100 "You want %s to sit on you and crush you underneath her weight.",
5101 "Isn't it just wonderful to caress %s's sexy butt cheeks while she scratches up and down your leg with her heels?",
5102 "You want to lie in %s's arms while she continuously whacks you over the head with sexy leather pumps.",
5103 "Want to feel up %s's breasts? Then you have to allow her to repeatedly kick you in the nuts while you do.",
5104 "It's pure lust if %s alternates between massaging your nuts with her fleecy hands and ramming her knee into them.",
5105 "Do you want to untie %s's sexy female shoes?",
5106 "Do you agree that it's fun to have %s step on your hands with her female hugging boots?",
5107 "Did you see it? %s's sandals even have buckles, which are very cute!",
5108 "%s is wearing very cute velcro shoes today, which can cause a lot of damage with their lashes!",
5109 "You long to open the zippers of %s's fleecy combat boots.",
5110 "You like it a lot if %s's zippers snatch at your unprotected skin and try to scratch you.",
5111 "You marvel at the cute spikes that are attached to the bottom of %s's lady boots.",
5112 "Pulling down %s's underwear would be quite an erotic act.",
5113 "Would you love to put lube on %s's incredibly female butt cheeks?",
5114 "Did you know that %s really loves it if you bash her but in a sexy way with your palm?",
5115 "Do you want %s to bite you in the neck with her female teeth?",
5116 "If %s's lady shoes slide along your hands, the blood can squirt in all directions.",
5117 "%s's pointy fingernails are very capable of cutting your unprotected skin!",
5118 "You love it when %s squeaks the stinking farting gas out of her sexy butt.",
5119 "It's super erotic if %s alternates between massaging your nuts with her soft, fleecy hands and squeezing them painfully with her sexy knee.",
5120 "Do you get aroused when you see how quickly %s can knee you in the nuts?",
5121 "It's wonderful when %s extends her cute fingernails, claws your skin drawing blood, and then retracts the sweet nails again.",
5122 "When %s kicks you in the shins with her female footwear, you can't kick her back. You have to leave your boots with you and enjoy the pain that such a sweet girl can cause.",
5123 "You want to feel up %s's erotic body.",
5124 "You will always want to gently caress %s.",
5125 "You could just kiss %s!",
5126 "You want to kiss %s's high-heeled sandals while she uses them to cause great pain to you.",
5127 "Wow, %s's new high-heeled stilettos must be worth a fortune!",
5128 "%s is wearing such cute stiletto heels, you absolutely want her to kick you in the back of the head.",
5129 "Having your feet stomped repeatedly by %s is very wonderful.",
5130 "It's absolutely intoxicating to feel %s kick you in the shins repeatedly with her lovely girl boots, because you then have to grapple with the beautiful, intense pain.",
5131 "Getting a thai massage by %s feels better than sex.",
5132 "Wow, %s is letting her platform soles float very lasciviously over the ground... maybe if you just reach below them with your fingers, she'll stomp you?",
5133 "You absolutely love the clacking noises that %s's block-heeled lady boots make when she walks around.",
5134 "Wonder what it would feel like to have your fingers squeezed under the fleecy block heels of %s's lady boots?",
5135 "%s certainly wants to be swarming-swing-bundled.",
5136 "Do you like %s's long bundle?",
5137 "It would be great if %s were to hang her lovely bundle into your face.",
5138 "You want to stroke %s's bundle-soft long hair!",
5139 "%s is a very lovely, fleecy girl!",
5140 "Hugging %s is an activity that should never end.",
5141 "Aww, look at %s and her sweet velcro straps.",
5142 "If you ascend, you'll be able to successfully propose to %s.",
5143 "%s is a real woman and not just a scam from a would-be online dating site!",
5144 "%s has quite the curves! You'd like to touch them with your hands...",
5145 "%s would make for a wonderful BDSM partner.",
5146 "What do you think, would bondage play with %s be fun?",
5147 "You know of one thing you really want: being disciplined by %s.",
5148 "The beautiful %s is a sadist of course, and she'd looooove to torture you.",
5149 "At the sight of %s, everyone becomes a masochist. Just think about all the ways in which her female footwear could hurt you!",
5150 "%s is the absolute dream woman. You really want to make her your wife.",
5151 "%s can repeatedly stomp your cute, unprotected toes underneath her heels.",
5152 "If you present your legs to %s, she can use her heels on them in a very painful way, but then they'll be completely blood-smeared.",
5153 "%s's lady boots are especially sexy because even the heels have treaded soles!",
5154 "You want to kiss %s's sexy butt cheeks.",
5155 "Do you like it if %s hangs her long bundle into your face?",
5157 "%s is the dream of your sleepless nights.",
5158 "I know why you always have trouble falling asleep at night. It's because you're constantly thinking about the sexy %s!",
5159 "You want to have your body crushed underneath %s's soft butt cheeks.",
5160 "You want to do dirty things together with %s.",
5161 "The one thing that's on your mind right now is the fun you'll have once you go to bed together with %s.",
5162 "You look forward to being dominated by %s.",
5163 "Do you like it if %s puts you in shackles?",
5164 "Would you like it if %s pokes her stiletto heels into your butt cheeks?",
5165 "It feels great if %s tries to split your skull with her female high heels.",
5166 "Think about all the things %s's heel tips can do to your unprotected skin! They're really very effective against your legs!",
5167 "%s can perform very feminine combos by scratching down your leg with her heel, waiting for a moment, then scratching up and down again, waiting for another moment and finally scratching back up in a very painful, sharp-edged way!",
5168 "You looooove the sexy 'klock!' sound when %s slams her high-heeled pumps on your head.",
5169 "Just thinking about the clacking noises of %s's lady pumps makes you have a spontaneous orgasm.",
5170 "You want to stroke %s's butt cheeks while she scratches up and down your legs with her sexy heels.",
5171 "%s is very embrace-worthy!",
5172 "You want to embrace %s while she holds one of her high-heeled lady shoes in her hand and slams the heel on your head again and again.",
5173 "It would be so much fun to caress %s's breasts while she continuously kicks you in the nuts with her high heels.",
5174 "Having your nuts impaled by %s's stiletto heels would surely be very painful, but you want her to do it anyway!",
5175 "%s is very wing-tufted and sometimes even has a special bundle!",
5176 "It's great to get your legs scratched to the bone by %s's stinking boots, because it's such a wonderfully humiliating experience.",
5177 "Did you see %s's cuddly-soft girl sneakers? They can slide over your hands very beautifully and eventually cause bloody wounds!",
5178 "You absolutely want to be kicked in the unprotected nuts by %s's gentle sneakers.",
5179 "It's incredibly fascinating to catch the kicks of %s's soft sneakers with your pants, but the true fun begins once you pull them down and let her kick right into your nuts without the soft cotton protecting them.",
5180 "%s's female sneakers look very cute, but they can actually stomp rather powerfully! You absolutely want to test your pain threshold by allowing her to step on your toes repeatedly.",
5181 "You just can't resist if %s slams her platform boots into your legs. The pain is just indescribably beautiful!",
5182 "%s stepped into dog shit with her platform boots specially for you, because you love cleaning them by hand!",
5183 "You just love seeing %s splotch into dog shit with her thick profiled boots, because you're her slave who has to clean the shit off her soles by hand.",
5184 "%s loves it if you caress her butt cheeks while she's on the toilet.",
5185 "It feels very lovely to be bitten in the earlobe by %s.",
5186 "Did you see %s? She's a giiiiirl! And a very beautiful one too!",
5187 "You absolutely love the fact that %s can perform the 'asian kick', where she drives her stiletto heels up her opponent's nuts and gives him a distortion fracture. (Don't google that though, you don't want to know what it is.)",
5188 "You hope that no one manages to take your beloved %s away from you.",
5189 "If you're really nice, %s may even allow you to lick her face!",
5190 "%s is so soft and fleecy that you want to constantly feel her up.",
5191 "%s is very tender, but can fart really powerfully and make you fall over unconscious!",
5192 "If %s slams her platform boots into your legs, you'll have to struggle with the pain. Doesn't that prospect sound incredibly sexy to you?",
5193 "%s is so feminine and athletic! Watching her walk is enough to make you all wet!",
5194 "You are sure that %s is every man's wet dream, and every lesbian woman's too. She's just so incredibly sexy!",
5195 "You want to lick vanilla ice cream together with %s.",
5196 "It would be great to slowly and lasciviously take off %s's soft clothing.",
5197 "%s's cheeks look like they want to be kissed by you!",
5198 "The pillows in your bed are almost as soft as %s... but imagine what having both her and the pillows in your bed at the same time would be like!",
5199 "%s would make for a great shopping partner, especially if the two of you were to focus on buying shooooooes.",
5200 "You want to become the slave of %s's sexy butt, because then you have to constantly listen to her farting noises and inhale the stinking gas.",
5201 "Bondage play with %s would be super erotic, don't you think? You'd be at her mercy and it would feel great!",
5202 "Do you want to be disciplined by %s with a sexy cane?",
5203 "It's wonderful if %s gets to live out all her sadism by torturing you.",
5204 "Admit it, you're a masochist and want to be hurt by %s repeatedly.",
5205 "Isn't it beautiful to be crushed underneath the full weight of %s's body?",
5206 "%s's fingernails can repeatedly sting and pinch your sensitive skin!",
5207 "Did you see that %s even has fingernails, which are very sexy and can be used to cut your skin?",
5208 "Aww, %s's fingernails look so cuuuuuuute! Yet they can cause great damage if she uses them to attack you!",
5209 "Even if you get unconscious from %s's farting gas, when you come back to your senses you'll want to put your nose in front of her butt cheeks again to enjoy her farting noises some more.",
5210 "%s is really irresistible, no man can withstand her charms. And for the record, no woman can either.",
5211 "Are you a woman who is into men? Well, expect to be turned if you see %s in all her sexiness. You just HAVE to become a lesbian if you see her!",
5212 "Did you see the slexy polearm dancer named %s? She's really attractive and sexy!",
5213 "Why are you wasting your game playing pointless video games when you could go outside, meet up with %s, and spend romantic hours together with her?",
5214 "Every minute of your life that you're not spending together with %s is a wasted minute.",
5215 "You really long to see %s again, as she's the dream of your sleepless nights.",
5216 "You are just so madly in love with the beautiful %s!",
5217 "Tomorrow is going to be %s's birthday! And you know what will make her very happy: a new pair of shoes! Hurry up and buy some for her!",
5218 "Even if you've had a stressful day, you know that %s will be waiting for you when you get home, and the lovely girl will make you very happy <3",
5219 "%s really likes to tease you with her feminine charms.",
5220 "You'd die for the opportunity to remove the clothes covering %s's boobs.",
5221 "Did you notice that %s's sneakers have extra thick soles? They absolutely want to crush your toes, and you'd certainly enjoy it too :-)",
5222 "Wow, you just realized that %s's platform boots actually have velcro lashes that look so incredibly cuuuuuute!",
5223 "You absolutely love it if %s's little-girl sandals make erotic air current noises when she tries to kick you in the shins.",
5224 "Having the soles of %s's lady shoes slide over your skin causes wonderful rubbing noises.",
5225 "Do you also fall in love with %s when she's eating ice cream? It must be because she makes sexy licking noises!",
5226 "%s would really like to lovingly bite you with her female teeth.",
5227 "It's certainly exciting to be slapped in the face by %s, because of the ringing sound it makes.",
5228 "Do you want to watch %s during her boxing exercises? Ideally you can also act as her dumbbell and let her beat the crap out of you!",
5229 "Isn't it wonderful that %s knows kickboxing? You'd love to just stand there while she punches and kicks you repeatedly with her very female footwear.",
5230 "Being kicked in the nuts by %s would feel very humiliating. If you're female, you'll wish that you had nuts so you could let the cute girl test your pain threshold.",
5231 "Your greatest dream is to have %s wear cone-heeled lady pumps and kick you in the nuts again and again with the very tender heel.",
5232 "Did you notice that %s is wearing 'sister combat boots' today? They absolutely want to repeatedly kick you in the nuts with the fleecy black block heel!",
5233 "%s can slowly scratch down your unprotected legs with the beautiful heels of her 'sister combat boots', and destroy a lot of skin in the process.",
5234 "You want %s to take one of her 'sister combat boots' into her hand and whack you over the head repeatedly with the massive combat boot heel.",
5235 "You get a spontaneous orgasm just by thinking about the beautiful name '%s'.",
5236 "Speak to %s, think of the sweet sound your sputa will flow down.",
5237 "Don't you agree that %s is an extraordinarily beautiful female name? If you ever have a daughter, you'll want that to be her name.",
5238 "You know that if you're going to get married one day, your wife should be called %s. Even if you yourself are female. Equality means that everyone (man and woman alike) may get the woman of their dreams! <3 :-)",
5239 "Did I just catch you writing dirty fanfiction about %s? Could it be that you're in love?",
5240 "You love to tease %s by slapping her tender female butt cheeks, but not too badly of course, after all she needs to retain her ability to fart you in the face very powerfully.",
5241 "If %s puts her hands on a table, you can then use your own hands to slide along her sharp-edged fingernails on purpose to obtain lovely pretty huggable wounds on your skin!",
5242 "%s's combat boot heels are especially sharp-edged, meaning that if she scratches up and down your legs, they'll quickly cause a lot of damage and make you bleed!",
5243 "You love to be caressed by %s because her hands are just so fleecy-soft.",
5244 "It's an absolute sensation that a woman as beautiful as %s exists in this world, and you'll forever and always be in love with her.",
5245 "If deities actually exist, then %s is a true goddess. Just look at her elegant stride!",
5246 "Of course you would wear no protection when %s wants to kick you in the nuts, because it would be an insult to such a godlike beauty to try to 'protect' yourself from her incredibly female feet.",
5247 "You want %s to click open all the drawers of your backpack, because you love being teased by her.",
5248 "If %s pulls down your trousers in public, you will have a wonderfully humiliating feeling. Bonus points if there are onlookers and extra bonus points if they're cheering for the beautiful girl rather than helping you.",
5249 "You can't be mad at %s if she secretly opens your backpack and steals your money on your way home. After all, you love having bad things happen to you as long as the cause of them is a girl.",
5250 "%s pulled off the feat of opening your backpack without you realizing, and wrote a story about it in the newspaper to publicly embarrass you. And you actually liked it, because she's so female and sexy!",
5251 "%s is allowed to pull down your underwear so she can kick you in the unprotected nuts, but you're not allowed to pull down her underwear unless you allow her to kick your nuts 50 times in a row.",
5252 "Wow, %s has such a tender girl butt that looks super cute and sexy!",
5253 "Do you want to find out whether %s can fart with her cute girl butt?",
5254 "%s can press a log of shit on the toilet lid specially for you, because in your function as her slave you'll then have to clean the toilet by hand.",
5255 "Your fantasies include being tied to a chair by %s, with your hands fixated on a surface, and then having her press a log of shit on your hands.",
5256 "Even you have to agree that %s can produce very erogenous crapping noises on the toilet.",
5257 "If you hear exciting noises from the toilet, it's probably the work of %s.",
5258 "You want your hands to be crushed underneath %s's platform soles after she stepped into cow dung with them.",
5259 "Got any shopping vouchers? Quick, give them to %s so she can buy a new pair of high-heeled shoes!",
5260 "You just came to realize that %s is always wearing high heels. She's never seen in flats. And why? Because she wants to always be very sexy and feminine!",
5261 "Do you also constantly admire %s's colorful dress?",
5262 "You'd like to smell %s's sweaty feet.",
5263 "If you put %s's socks in front of your nose and keep inhaling deeply, you may fall over unconscious and it will be a great pleasure.",
5264 "Do you have bowel cramps sometimes? %s can help you by placing therapeutic kicks into your belly with her lovely block heels.",
5265 "If you are on your period and suffering from the pain, there's one thing that's guaranteed to help you: having %s whack you over the head repeatedly with her sexy heels. Because the pain in your head will divert you from your menstruational troubles!",
5266 "You absolutely want to be bundled by %s!",
5267 "%s is very pretty and may not remain unembraced!",
5268 "You're certainly not one of those weirdos who would consider %s's bundling 'annoying'. After all, her extra long bundle can brush your face very beautifully and it will feel incredibly heavenly!",
5269 "You absolutely want to stroke-feel-up %s!",
5270 "You'll certainly feel sexual stimulation if %s breaks the zipper of your backpack, because it's a damage that cannot be repaired.",
5271 "Would you like to carry around the fleecy %s on your shoulders?",
5272 "It's great to have %s sit on you with her wonderfully soft female body.",
5273 "Whenever you wake up in the morning, the first thing on your mind is to put your nose in front of %s's butt cheeks and listen to her squeaking farting noises.",
5274 "If you can't seem to fall asleep at night, just ask %s to fart you in the face for a bit, and she'll produce tender noises with her sexy butt until you become unconscious.",
5275 "You want to have all of your fingers successively beaten to a pulp by %s with a hard wooden object because it feels sooooooooooooooooooo lovely whenever her strike hits you!",
5276 "Being kicked in the shins by %s's woman's sandals will give you beautiful bruises on your legs that you can really admire!",
5277 "You hope that %s's lovely cone heels will kill you one day. Not today of course, and probably not tomorrow either, but when you're terminally ill and are going to die anyway, might as well let a beautiful woman use her shoes to end your life.",
5278 "It's incredible how %s's block-heeled combat boots can scratch your skin again and again. Even if you let the wounds heal, she can just tear up your legs anew!",
5279 "Do you want to find out whether your head is harder than the wedge heels of %s's sandals? She'll happily whack you repeatedly!",
5280 "A very beautiful exercise is to put your hands on the floor and have %s dance on them with her stiletto heels. She can apply great force on your fingers and cause you to shriek in pain, and you know you want her to do that all day until you're begging for mercy from her extremely cuuuuuuuuute high heels!",
5281 "You want to kiss %s's pretty high-heeled sandals, even though she likes to use them to cause great pain to you.",
5282 "%s's block-heeled lady boots are so fleecy that you want to caress them all day.",
5283 "You just can't help it - %s's stilettos are such wonderfully elegant beings that you're unable to stop admiring them!",
5284 "When %s is wearing nothing except a short skirt and her sexy leather pumps with beautiful cone heels, your penis automatically gets a giant erection, even if you're female yourself.",
5285 "Seeing %s makes you glad you're not married yet, because if you were, you'd have to fear a beating from your wife for admiring women that happen to be prettier than herself!",
5286 "You will always have to make sure not to objectify %s, because even if she's incredibly sexy and feminine, she's still a human being just like you and deserves to be treated with respect.",
5287 "Maybe you should just ask out %s for a date, you might get lucky and have her say yes!",
5288 "The lovely scent of perfume that lingers after %s used the shower makes you want to shower yourself for hours on end so you can keep inhaling it!",
5289 "Even after %s has left the room, her incredibly wonderful scent will linger for a while so you can keep enjoying her 'presence' even when she's not physically present anymore.",
5290 "Would you like to inhale the sweet scent of the lovely female shower gel that %s is using?",
5291 "You absolutely want to enjoy %s's perfume, and the effect of it will be strongest when she hugs you <3",
5292 "You know how masculine scents are terrible? Ask %s whether you can borrow her perfume, so you can spray the room with it and replace that vile male stench with the lovely scent of femininity.",
5294 "Such a lovely %s!",
5295 "Every day you wake up, the first thing that you hope to see is %s's girl butt right in front of your face.",
5296 "You can't help it, you have to admit that the loud noises that %s can produce with her butt are somehow erotic.",
5297 "%s's air current noises are incredibly exciting!",
5298 "%s's two bundles can brush your face very beautifully and it feels fleecy-soft!",
5299 "Do you like %s's fluffy brush bundle?",
5300 "%s has an extra fleecy bundle today!",
5301 "You will always want to bundle %s's wonderfully long hair!",
5302 "The first thing on your mind if you see %s's beautiful hairstyle is 'bundlebundlebundle!'",
5303 "Your face would love to disappear in %s's bundle, because then you can really feel the bundle-soft long hair brushing you constantly <3",
5304 "You want to hug %s very intimately such that no onlooker can tell where your body ends and hers begins.",
5305 "Watching %s run is great, because her long bundle swings back and forth and it looks very lovely!",
5306 "Would you want to watch when %s is practicing her dancing skills? She's really good and you'll certainly admire her sexiness!",
5307 "One of your dreams is to dance with %s, especially if you can be bare-footed so her tender heels can step on your toes again and again.",
5308 "Did you notice that %s has painted her cute fingernails specially for you?",
5309 "You'd so love to paint %s's fingernails, because then they'll be incredibly beautiful!",
5310 "Oh look! %s has painted the flag of England on each of her cute female fingernails!",
5311 "You want to paint %s's toenails with a fleecy purple color.",
5312 "Imagine how sexy it would be if %s's toenails were rainbow-colored!",
5313 "If you ask %s nicely, she'll let you use nail polish to make her nails fleecy-colored.",
5314 "The scent when %s just got done painting her nails is incredibly exhilarating and you want to inhale it all day!",
5315 "When %s has painted fingernails, being scratched by them will feel extra lovely, i.e. even more lovely than if she uses unpainted nails instead!",
5316 "Do you like it if %s's painted toenails keep snapping at your skin to open pretty wounds?",
5317 "%s's beautifully painted fingernails can apply very curvy scratches to your skin that will look different depending on the color of her nail polish!",
5318 "Letting %s step on your toes with purple high heels will be especially painful because they're purple, any other color of shoe would hurt you less :D",
5319 "If you wear blue pants, being kicked in the nuts by %s won't be painful because the pants will pad your nuts, but using green pants instead won't have the padding effect.",
5320 "Do you like to feel pain? Well, %s likes to inflict pain on persons like you, so the two of you are a match made in heaven!",
5321 "Wow, %s has a super bundle today! That means she has beautiful open hair but also two extra bundles hanging down to either side of her head! Imagine how beautiful it would feel if she brushes all that wonderful long hair through your face!",
5322 "%s has such a lovely swoon bundle... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!",
5323 "%s has left the room for a little bit, but forgot to take her shoes along... which means that it's THE opportunity now for you to take them and hurt yourself with the heels!",
5324 "You absolutely want to fight with %s's sexy leather pumps, because your strategy will consist of simply standing there and letting the tender heel scratch up and down your legs again and again.",
5325 "You want to beg %s to scratch every shred of your skin bloodily with her heels.",
5326 "You love it if %s's black combat boots cheat and keep scratching over the full length of your unprotected leg with the heel even after you've already supposedly defeated them.",
5327 "Actually it's unfair if a woman scratches back up your leg after her heel arrived at your foot, but %s is so sexy that you can't be mad at her when she rips your skin to shreds.",
5328 "Normally you're terribly afraid of injections, but if %s was the doctor giving you a vaccination, things are different. She's so gentle that you wouldn't mind her puncture you with that long, pointy needle.",
5329 "Aww, look at the beautifully happy facial expression that %s makes when she's about to cause pain to you. She'll really enjoy it!",
5330 "You want to put %s's feet in lovely girl platform boots because then they can kick you very painfully while still looking really cuuuuuute.",
5331 "%s's toenails are very potent cutting machines that you can use whenever you want to receive new wounds!",
5332 "%s is the ultimate sex princess that you want to admire forever and for always!",
5333 "When looking at the beautiful, sexy %s, you become very envious.",
5334 "Do you like it if %s's soft hands form a fist and punch you in the face?",
5335 "It's wonderful to be slapped by %s because her hands are incredibly fleecy-bundle-gentle-soft!",
5336 "%s's zippers can quickly tear up your skin and transform your healthy legs into heavily wounded, blood-smeared ones!",
5337 "You want to feel up %s's leather boots while they constantly scratch up and down your legs with their cute zippers.",
5338 "%s's velcro lashes just want to play with you, but the 'game' is actually pretty dangerous because they can cause vile wounds and eventually make you bleed to death!",
5339 "You want to experience the joy of %s's velcro lashes grinding along your legs repeatedly while you're busy smelling her cute sweaty feet.",
5340 "You want to lovingly caress %s's stroking turn shoes.",
5341 "%s's block heels are heavenly gentle. This means that with her boots, only the block heels are gentle, the entire remaining part of her boots isn't :D",
5342 "Did you see that %s is wearing black lady boots with extra thick block heels? You have to admit that she's looking extremely attractive in them!",
5343 "Wow, %s's pink platform boots are so cuuuuuuuuuute and even have velcro lashes that look like they absolutely want to play with your unprotected legs!",
5344 "You want %s to be your roommate forever and for always.",
5345 "%s would make for a very beautiful bundleroommate!",
5346 "Everyone wants to have a roommaid named %s, because she's so lovely and beautiful.",
5347 "You could probably defeat %s's high heels in battle, but it's much more fun to allow them to scratch up and down your legs in a very female way.",
5348 "The short skirt and sexy leather pumps that %s is wearing makes you want to absolutely feel up her butt cheeks! Maybe she'll fight back by scratching up and down your legs with the tender high heels if you do?",
5349 "You want to present your fingers to %s so she can repeatedly stomp them with her very female footwear.",
5350 "%s can offer you very lovely shin kicks that will make you grapple with the beautiful pain.",
5351 "You vow that if you ever were to marry %s, one part of the wedding ceremony should consist of her farting into your face very tenderly.",
5352 "You want %s to always wear high heels, especially when there's a hard floor that will cause her heels to produce beautiful clacking noises when walking.",
5353 "Did you know that %s can run 10 km in 1h 24min with her high heels?",
5354 "Did you know that %s's heel tips are especially sharp-edged? They can put very bloody wounds on your legs!",
5355 "On the day of her wedding, %s will be wearing steel-capped sexy leather pumps of Ragnarok, and they will trigger the end of the world with their beauty and you'll find it completely fascinating.",
5356 "Being kicked in the nuts by %s's combat boot heels is always rather painful, yet you still prefer to wear no pants when she does it because then the pain will be even more intense.",
5357 "You wouldn't be opposed to having %s pee into your shoes, as long as she doesn't render them unusable.",
5358 "Do you like it if %s uses her very sharp-edged combat boot heels to scratch and damage your own shoes?",
5359 "You want to let %s kick your winter boots repeatedly with her cute pointy girl shoes, because according to the laws of physics, your winter boots will be the first to break even though her female shoes are much softer and lighter.",
5360 "It's incredibly soothing and painful if %s's pointy little-girl shoes fully kick you in the shins!",
5361 "You wouldn't mind being kicked in the forehead by %s's black platform sandals.",
5362 "%s can very angrily whack you over the head again and again with her black heeled sandals, but you have to endure her attacks anyway because you're secretly in love with her!",
5363 "%s's shoulders look very huggly-cuddly!",
5364 "Did you know that %s can use her mouth to blow an air current at your neck?",
5365 "Would you like to be smashed into the stomach by %s's elbow?",
5366 "If you break down because %s kicked you in the nuts too often, she'll patiently wait for you to stand back up so your most sensitive body parts can receive her lovely heels again.",
5367 "%s's knee can kick you in the nuts so quickly, she'll be able to kick you a second time before the pain from the first kick even starts to set in.",
5368 "You want to listen to the arousing %s noises on the toilet.",
5369 "%s should be your BFF, because she's such a wonderful woman.",
5370 "Did you know that %s would really like to torture you?",
5371 "You want to just sit there together with %s, holding hands.",
5372 "Would you love it if %s were to suddenly materialize in your bedroom at night and lay down next to you?",
5373 "Oh look! It's %s, your favorite girl back from elementary school! And she's still exactly as gorgeous and lovely as ever!",
5374 "%s was your childhood crush, right? Well, now she's grown up, but you're lucky: she's still a single woman! You should ask for her hand!",
5375 "You wouldn't mind being forced to clean the %s shoes after she fully stepped into dog shit, even if the conditions say that you can only use your bare hands for that task.",
5376 "%s is weaaring totally gentle-soft leather peep-toes!",
5377 "You get an absolutely ecstatic feeling whenever %s slams her stroking-soft peeptoe front portion against your leg.",
5378 "Did you know that %s's lovely peep-toes can cause hellish pain by kicking you in the legs?",
5379 "%s's female footwear is made of one of the most wonderful materials in existence: velvet. They feel sooooooooo soft to the touch, yet she can cause a lot of pain to you by kicking you with them!",
5380 "You want %s to put on tons of clothing pieces, because then you can get busy to remove each of them from her body in succession, getting ever more excited because you know that in the end you'll get to admire the beautiful female body that is underneath.",
5381 "%s can put you in headlock very beautifully, causing you to feel indescribably snug.",
5382 "You want to get intimate with %s.",
5383 "Being kicked in the nuts by %s's knee causes a really intimate feeling to you, because she needs to be so close to you in order to perform such an attack.",
5384 "If you look at a photo that shows both %s and an expensive sports car, you will only see the former because her beauty makes everything else around her fade from view.",
5385 "%s's lady shoes have very cuuuuuute buckles, which are however really dangerous and can scratch over your unprotected skin in an extremely sharp-edged way.",
5386 "Do you want to slit your skin at the zippers of %s's fleecy jacket?",
5387 "%s's cuddly jacket has very lovely velcro straps, which will certainly feel soothing as they scratch up and down your legs.",
5388 "I'm sure you want to play with %s's bag because it has a sliding zip closure that can slide soothingly along your unprotected skin, which can potentially do a lot of damage and make you bleed.",
5389 "Normally it's really unfair if a woman throws a punch with the ring finger, but in the case of %s you'd actually long to have the cold metal pressed right into your face.",
5390 "You love %s's feminine perfume so much that you just have to ask her for the name, then buy a bottle of it for yourself.",
5391 "%s's sexy leather pumps look so cuuuuute! You absolutely need to find out where to get them, because you want to wear the same pair on your own feet too!",
5392 "You want to wank off to the sight of %s torturing men with her high heels.",
5393 "If you see %s step on a guy's fingers with her block heels, you usually come right away.",
5394 "Seeing %s kick a man in the nuts wouldn't cause you to cringe; instead, it would cause you to get an orgasm because she's so sexy and feminine.",
5395 "You want to enjoy the amazing sight of %s dancing on male toes with her very cuuuuuute stiletto heels.",
5396 "Isn't it wonderful to watch %s scratch up and down a man's leg with her tender cone heels again and again? Seeing how the skin is gradually ripped off while scratching wounds develop... mmmmmmmmmmmm!",
5397 "Mmmmmmmmmmmm, such a lovely %s!",
5398 "%s is such a wonderful girl... *fleecy heart bundle*",
5399 "Wow, it's incredible that a single girl can be SO fleecy, but %s really is that fleecy!",
5400 "When seeing the gorgeous %s, your eyes become little sweethearts because she's just so amazingly beautiful.",
5401 "You love to get kicked by the %s shoes again and again, because they're so wonderfully soft and gentle.",
5402 "Being kicked in the nuts is really an intimate attack, especially if %s performs it on you!",
5403 "You absolutely want to be hurt by the %s zippers.",
5404 "Being physically abused by %s is pure lust! You don't have to lift a finger, just let the beautiful girl cause soothing pain to you that will feel very exciting!",
5405 "%s can put you to sleep by farting into your face very powerfully, and she will produce erotic air current noises in the process.",
5406 "It's really exciting to have %s throw high kicks at your face with her lovely female footwear, because she'll really bludgeon you that way!",
5407 "When %s knocks you down, you absolutely looooooove it if she stomps on you again and again with her lady shoes. Admit it, everyone would enjoy being at the mercy of her cuuuuuute heels!",
5408 "It's incredible that the cute %s heels can cause so much damage - if you let them, they'll make a real mess of your legs, and after you let your wounds heal, the heels can just rip them open again, squirting even more blood in the process!",
5409 "You really enjoy the pain when the cold metal of %s's female zipper slides over your skin and ratches dangerous wounds in the process.",
5410 "Do you like it if the metallic buckles of %s's woman's shoes scratch over your skin very slowly and extremely painfully? The scratching sound when she does so is indescribably wonderful!",
5411 "You can't believe that such a cute %s trained her little-girl sandals so well.",
5412 "When she's wearing her cute girl sandals, %s's toes poke out in front and look sooooooooo sweeeeeeeet and female! <3<3<3",
5413 "You want your skin to be cut by %s's curvy toenails, which are really great cutting tools that also look very sexy.",
5414 "It would feel wonderfully humiliating to let %s pull down your pants in public.",
5415 "If you make the mistake of touching %s's shoelaces, your hands will be corroded. But actually the thought of having that happen to you seems very arousing, so you should probably try to feel the dangerous laces on purpose...",
5416 "You want to stroke %s's butt curves.",
5417 "Whoa, does %s have a long bundle!",
5418 "Whoa, are %s her heels sharp-edged!",
5419 "You want to be kicked by %s's platform boots.",
5420 "%s's treaded soles really look feminine.",
5421 "Don't you agree with me that %s's thick-soled sneakers are very cuuuuute?",
5422 "Think about how lovely it would feel to have your toes crushed underneath the thick soles of %s's female sneakers!",
5423 "If you are a man and not married yet, you'll find %s to be irresistible!",
5424 "%s has a very fleecy leather whip that you'd love to feel on your back!",
5425 "You want to buy pink clothing for the beautiful %s.",
5426 "%s's stilettos are so wonderfully sharp-edged and can scratch everything, even though they look really cuuuuute!",
5427 "%s's toenails can dig into your skin very beautifully, because they're so sharp-edged and feminine.",
5428 "%s is such a wonderful swoon bundle woman!",
5429 "%s's hairstyle can be described as 'fleecy beauty brush', which is a name that makes Amy's roommate put up a very funny facial expression! :-)",
5430 "Did you see %s's cute lovenails? Actually they're just regular fingernails but they look extra lovely, that's why they're called 'lovenails'.",
5431 "There is such a pretty %s who you absolutely want to have fun with!",
5432 "Your bed becomes a very romantic place if %s lies on top of you at night.",
5433 "The more tender a girl is, the more fun it is to be hurt by her physically. %s is such a girl, and you'd die for having your delicate nuts squashed by her sweet feet.",
5434 "If you get a wish, you need to absolutely wish for a blessed figurine of %s, bring her to life, and marry her.",
5435 "Why waste your time exploring hallowed dungeons when you could just settle down somewhere, marry a lovely woman like %s, and have a nice life?",
5436 "You think it's great that the beautiful %s also exists as a boss monster in this game, and if you encounter her, you will intentionally let her defeat you while admiring her sexiness.",
5437 "You hope that %s kicks your butt, because that would feel very fleecy-soft.",
5438 "Whenever you see %s's high heels, you immediately think about how they could scratch your legs.",
5439 "Did you know that your fingers can turn into a very erogenous zone when you let %s place her stiletto heels on them? Just think about how wonderful the pain would feel!",
5440 "Being trampled by %s's extra thick block heels is really lewd!",
5441 "Even if you're not normally into ballbusting, you'd certainly make an exception for %s's godlike women's feet.",
5442 "It's really annoying that you have to get up and leave for work each day, because you'd much rather just spend the entire day in bed together with %s.",
5443 "%s is a goddess that has been created to drive you insane, and make you think about her all day and night because she's incredibly beautiful.",
5444 "You want %s to wear lady boots with extra thick block heels, because she can certainly crush your fingers and toes underneath the lovely heels very well.",
5445 "After a long day of work, you just want to spend the evening together with %s, the woman of your dreams.",
5446 "You could never hurt %s's beautiful female butt cheeks, but you'd gladly allow her to hurt yours.",
5447 "When %s continuously scratches her heels over your legs and then watches the blood dripping down, you get a strangely arousing feeling.",
5448 "It's incredible that with just a single pair of high heels, %s can cause soooooooooo much damage!",
5449 "You want to regrow your shredded skin as quickly as possible so that %s has the chance to shred it again with her stiletto heels.",
5450 "%s's cute little-girl sandals can actually rip a lot of your skin to shreds with their cuuuuuute buckles <3",
5451 "You love it when %s's painted fingernails draw your blood, because they look soooooo gorgeous and feminine.",
5452 "%s has such cute little women's feet, yet she can completely stop you in your tracks by placing them into your soft, delicate nuts!",
5453 "You want %s to kick you in the belly and shoulder, because she looks so athletic when she does that.",
5454 "Hopefully %s will allow you to paint her nails, since then you could give each of her nails a different fleecy color!",
5455 "Did you see %s's new purse? She can use that to slide the zippers along your skin, which will feel very lovely and metallic!",
5456 "When %s has been wearing her sneakers for an entire day during summer, you absolutely want to take them off of her feet and smell her worn socks, because you get aroused by that.",
5457 "Your head wants to disappear in %s's lap, with her hanging her long bundle over your body.",
5458 "Everyone absolutely wants to be bundled by %s!",
5459 "Being physically hurt by %s is actually a sign that she loves you, and so you should enjoy the pain :-)",
5460 "%s's block heels are so fleecy because they're made of cuddle cloth.",
5461 "Did you see %s's new super-high block heel sandals?",
5462 "Do you like to watch %s crush the spikes in a spiked pit with her very tender stiletto heels?",
5463 "%s can hang on to a ledge with her heels, because when she'd otherwise fall down, the front portion of her shoe is still on the ledge and the heel latches on so she'll be saved! Isn't that wonderful? You also want to have such high-heeled shoes.",
5464 "While %s might not be the most attractive woman in the world, her black lady boots with extra thick block heels can walk the dyke, which you definitely consider very erotic.",
5465 "You want to present your delicate balls to %s while protecting them with tight elasthan pants, because then it feels so great when she kicks them.",
5466 "It's so much fun to have %s stomp your toes with her 'sister' combat boots because they have very pretty black block heels!",
5467 "%s bought her pretty black combat boots for 20 euros at the Deichmann shop, yet despite them being so cheap, they can still cause a lot of damage to you with the lovely block heels!",
5468 "You would feel a terrible sense of loss if %s were to destroy your shoes by using her heels, but I guess it would still somehow feel arousing to you.",
5469 "You want to have your toes squeezed by %s's high heels for one hour straight.",
5470 "If you pick a fight with %s's asian block heel sandals, you'll end up with very scratched shins. Wouldn't you agree that you secretly hope that would happen?",
5471 "Wow, %s is wearing absolutely gentle peeptoe high heels with 15cm stilettos! You admire the fact that she can even walk in those.",
5472 "%s is beautifully thick and can crush male losers underneath the weight of her pretty body!",
5473 "%s is so musculous that she can actually pick up and throw boulders. Don't you agree that it makes her look very sexy?",
5474 "You want to watch %s torture some scrawny pipsqueak dude. And you especially hope that if the guy cries out in pain, she punishes him by torturing him some more.",
5475 "You absolutely want to get to know %s's fingernails, and especially the part where they make for very effective cutting tools. Present your unprotected skin to them!",
5476 "%s's sexy wedge heels are so beautifully massive!",
5477 "Do you agree that %s's massive black block heels are incredibly fleecy? They probably feel very soft to the touch!",
5478 "%s's lady boots have block heels made of massive cuddle cloth!",
5479 "The heels of %s's sneakers are hidden, but they do in fact exist, because they're wedge sneakers!",
5480 "%s's lady shoes have fluffy pompoms that absolutely want to be felt up!",
5481 "%s's heel sandals have lovely feminine ornaments and sweethearts and mickey mouses and hello kitties and everything!",
5482 "Everything about %s is fleecy! This includes not only all the clothing she wears, but also her soft skin.",
5483 "You absolutely want %s to cause bloody wounds to you with her heels. If she does, you have to protect the pretty wounds so that they don't disappear, because you have to keep them.",
5484 "%s's sneakers look like they absolutely want to kick you in the nuts! And you look like you'd enjoy that very much :-)",
5485 "Do you agree that %s's female sneakers look totally cuddly-gentle? Being kicked in the nuts by them would feel soooooo lovely!",
5486 "%s's beautiful column-shaped heels can probably do very erotic things to you, like squashing your testicles or stomping your fingers.",
5487 "You want to see %s use her ladylike shoe heels to crush the testicles of some idiot guy.",
5488 "You absolutely want to feel up %s's fleece-love-shoes and be kicked by their massive wedge heels!",
5489 "%s's velvet pumps may be old-fashioned, but they still look incredibly soft and very sexy!",
5490 "You just love seeing %s park her treaded high-heeled boots on a heap of dog shit, because it'll be you who then has to clean them by hand.",
5491 "When you go to bed together with %s, you want her to put her feet (which still have to be wearing high heels of course) into your lap, so that you can stroke her soft legs and sexy footwear all night <3",
5492 "It normally wouldn't be desirable for your country to be invaded and taken over by another nation, but if the invaders consist of girls that are as sexy as %s, you'd enjoy it anyway :-) Everyone wants to be 'taken over' by such a sweet girl!",
5493 "%s's platform sneakers have totally cute red soles! You'd love to allow her to make them even redder by allowing her to draw your blood with them.",
5494 "Everyone would love being stomped by %s's wonderfully orange-colored sneaker soles.",
5495 "Did you hear the news? Not only are sneakers with colored soles absolutely en vogue now, but %s's pair is particularly sexy because her soles are heavenly blue!",
5496 "You just can't stop falling in love with %s's gorgeous lilac-colored sneaker soles, especially because they also have beautiful treaded patterns.",
5497 "You want to put your hands on the ground and allow %s to step on them repeatedly with her bang-green sneaker soles that look so incredibly cuuuuute.",
5498 "You could certainly never do any harm to %s's dark red knee-high lady boots with fleecy black block heels, but you'd allow them to physically hurt you as much as they wanted to.",
5499 "Do you agree with me that it would be sexy to be stomped by %s's female sneakers? Her soles are bright yellow, which makes them extra exciting!",
5500 "%s is wearing sandals with extra fluffy soles made of super-soft foam! Having her step on your fingers with them would be the ultimate declaration of love <3",
5501 "%s's heel tips feel very soft to the touch and not sharp-edged at all, but you'd certainly like to perform the experiment of testing whether they can still scratch bloody wounds on your legs.",
5502 "When %s has scratched your legs often enough with her lady pumps, the heels will start to get damaged, which is very unfortunate... but you'd looooove to replace them with new heel tips so she can cause bloody scratches to you again :-)",
5503 "No matter how much you bleed, you want %s's light brown block-heeled lady boots to keep scratching over your leg because they look so fleecy-tender.",
5504 "Of course you want to live, but if you were to end up in a situation where your death is inevitable, you'd want to be killed by %s's female high heels. They're just so cuuuuuute, yet they can still cause a lot of damage because they're so sharp-edged!",
5505 "%s knows a particularly fun combat technique: with her leather peep-toes, she can alternately sink her velvety-soft front portion into your nuts and then push them using her stiletto heel. Think about how painful that would be! You'd absolutely moan in lust! :-)",
5506 "You'd love to present your hands to %s's platform boots so she can squeeze them.",
5507 "Would you like to be kicked in the shins by %s's dancing shoes with full force? They look super-cute and stroking-soft, but can cause pain that is actually comparable to that caused by a pair of sturdy boots!",
5508 "%s is allowed to kick your ass with her platform boots, which feels very fleecy-soft and is a lot of fun!",
5509 "If %s repeatedly bonks your head with her fist, it can actually feel rather painful and unfair, but admit it, you'd still like it because she's such a cuuuuuuuuute girl!",
5510 "%s can really mess up your butt with her combat boot heels, and you'll enjoy the lacerations and bloody scratches you'll receive.",
5511 "When you want to present your nuts so that %s can kick them with her high-heeled combat boots, you'll have to remove your pants so they don't protect you from the beautiful block heels.",
5512 "Wow, %s can really brutally kick you in the back of the head with her block heels, which is absolutely beautiful to behold!",
5513 "Wow, %s can really beautifully kick her thick wedge heels against your butt!",
5514 "%s's gray sneaker soles look very lovely and you absolutely want them to rub over your skin, because you'd certainly enjoy it.",
5515 "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, %s's sneakers have pink soles!!! They look so incredibly female and wonderlovely, and you absolutely want her to use them to squeeze your hands and fingers because it'll be such a beautiful feeling of pain!",
5516 "When looking at %s's beautiful sandals, you spontaneously come.",
5517 "%s's sandals have such wonderful block heels, they're simply irresistible!",
5518 "Isn't it incredible that the block heels of %s's female sandals are made of such lovely, fluffy material?",
5519 "You just can't stop admiring the thick platform soles of %s's women's sandals, and particularly their treaded soles look super sexy and exciting!",
5520 "You absolutely want to have the same pair of sandals that %s is wearing, because not only do they have treaded soles, but even the block heel is treaded!",
5521 "You'd love to have your hands pinned to the floor by %s's sexy cone heels.",
5522 "Having your nuts massaged by %s's gentle-soft hands would feel soooooooooooo wonderful... <3",
5523 "You absolutely love %s's cyan sneaker soles, because they can rub along your skin in such a wonderful way.",
5524 "It would be highly lustful to have %s and her girlfriend lovingly squeeze your nuts with their female sneakers.",
5525 "Being stepped on the toes or fingers by %s's treaded sandals is wonderful because they look cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!",
5526 "%s can really let you experience joy with her fleece heels!",
5527 "Mmmmmmm, are the %s her block heels made of such soft fleece-cuddle-cloth!",
5528 "You absolutely love the beautiful %s-hugging bundle!",
5529 "When you see %s, the first thing on your mind is 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *double sweetheart bundle*'",
5530 "%s's last name should be Cuddle-Bundle because her long hair is just so beautifully soft!",
5531 "You want to play a game with %s where she is only allowed to lovingly caress your butt cheeks, but not hurt them.",
5532 "You want to play a game with %s where she is allowed to lovingly caress your butt cheeks, or also hurt them if she wants to.",
5533 "%s can clamp your hands with her sweaty feet in a very sexy, lustful way!",
5534 "You absolutely want to present your body as a surface for %s to drive around on with her roller blades, because that would feel absolutely great!",
5535 "Being stomped by %s's female roller blades would feel super painful and exciting!",
5536 "%s's lady boots have metallic spikes, which can dig into your skin in a very wonderful way!",
5537 "You want your eventual epitaph to read 'killed by %s's beautiful high heels'.",
5538 "You want %s to act like a virgin when she's on the toilet.",
5539 "%s's wooden sandals can slam into your legs so beautifully that you just can't resist!",
5540 "%s's feet are wearing rainbow-colored flatform sandals which must be made of a material called 'fluffy-soft'!",
5541 "%s is wearing the absolute hippie heels with green soles and green block heels, and the best part is that even the heel tips are the same cuddly green color!",
5542 "Wow, %s's orange peep-toes look so incredibly female, you'd die for having them place girl kicks into your shins...",
5543 "You want %s to always wear the erotic combat boots with treaded stroking block heels, which are currently on her feet.",
5544 "%s's mary janes with treaded stroking block heel are looking soooooooo cuuuuuuute!",
5545 "%s is wearing sexy loafers with thick block heels specially for you, because you find it eroticizing to watch her step into dog shit with the treaded heels and in particular the fact that you then have to clean her shoes by hand is super exciting.",
5546 "Wow, %s's pink leather boots have a super-high shaft with incredibly cute zippers, and the block heels are absolutely kind and gentle!",
5547 "You want the buckles of %s's mary janes to slit your leg full length again and again, and you'll also allow them to use the extremely sharp metallic pin in order to cause particularly heavy damage.",
5548 "If %s puts her barbed hook zippers on your leg, you cannot resist. She can drag them over your skin very slowly and incredibly painfully, opening bloody wounds that will take a long time to heal, but you'll still allow the beautiful girl to do so because she's just so lovely.",
5549 "Whenever the wounds on your skin have healed, you beg %s to open them again with her very high black stiletto heels, which are surprisingly capable of dealing a lot of damage rather quickly.",
5550 "You want the sweet %s to gently stomp you with her soft pumps.",
5551 "It's a lot of fun if %s steps on you with the heels of her lovely pumps again and again, because they feel very soft.",
5552 "%s is wearing such cute block-heeled combat boots which look so incredibly soft!",
5553 "You hope that %s uses a martial arts style on you that involves a lot of kicks, while she's wearing high heels of course. Doubly so if she always tries to kick you with the heel.",
5554 "You want %s to beat you up, then bludgeon you with her high-heeled lady shoes, and finally use the ground attack on you by repeatedly stomping your defenseless body underneath her very cuuuuuuute high heels.",
5555 "%s's nail polish is not only very colorful, but she even applied a glittery top coat with rainbow colors! <3<3<3 The colors are very fleecy!",
5556 "%s has such an incredibly sexy voice that just by hearing her talk, you almost have a spontaneous orgasm.",
5559 static NEARDATA
const char * const soviettaunts
[] = {
5560 "Vy lamer, vy boites' detskikh lichey na rannikh urovnyakh podzemel'ya ili kak? Vernites' k igre vanili!",
5561 "Tip ledyanogo bloka nadeyetsya, chto vas ub'yut po-nastoyashchemu nespravedlivo. Khar Khar Khar.",
5562 "Znayete li vy, chto igrayete glupyy variant, kotoryy povtorno vstavlyayet oshibku povtornoy initsializatsii taymera ikru monstra, potomu chto sovetskaya Pyat' Lo ochen' glupa?",
5563 "Sozdatel' slesh ikh ne znayet, kak zastavit' stetoskop rabotat'!",
5564 "Komu-to eto ne nravitsya, yesli rozhki yedinorogov lomayutsya. No ya sdelal eto tak, chtoby oni vmesto etogo vyzyvali plokhiye posledstviya. KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA! Podpis': tip ledyanogo bloka.",
5565 "Sovet vsegda imel khudshuyu otsenku v khimii i poetomu sdelal tak, chtoby nabor khimii ne rabotal. Ty seychas schastliv?",
5566 "Yesli vy zabirayete artefakt, poka vash uroven' slishkom nizok, on delayet BUM i vy umirayete. Khvalite sovetskuyu pyaterku!",
5567 "Vy, lamer, vy tol'ko igrayete v etom rezhime, potomu chto boites' nepriyatnykh vysechek! Glupyy nub, malen'koye ditya!",
5568 "Yesli vy povyshayete svoy navyk verkhovoy yezdy, vashe vosstanovleniye zdorov'ya budet umen'shat'sya, potomu chto Sovetskiy chelovek nastroil igru sovershenno zabavno.",
5569 "Chto, vy khotite dopolnitel'nuyu regeneratsiyu many? Pochemu togda vy igrayete v rezhime, kogda on otklyuchen? Vy dolzhny byt' umstvenno otstalymi!",
5570 "Zameshatel'stvo i oglusheniye budut trakhat' vas tak zhe, kak vanil', potomu chto eto slesh ikh rasshiren i vedet sebya kak vanil'. Potomu chto sovetskiy tip Ledyanoy Blok ne lyubit variantov. Vmesto etogo on delayet udalennuyu i otmenennuyu versiyu i nazyvayet eto 'variantom'.",
5571 "V igre yest' opredelennaya palochka, kotoraya mozhet udalit' monstrov, kotorykh net v vanili. Pozhaluysta, derzhites' za neye, potomu chto vy tozhe ne dolzhny sushchestvovat'.",
5572 "Tip ledyanogo bloka ne nravitsya raznoobraziyu i poetomu sdelan tak, chto vy pochti vsegda poluchayete svoy skuchnyy spetsificheskiy artefakt. Radost'.",
5573 "Poshel ty na khuy, yesli dumal, chto legko srovnyayesh' zheleznyye reshetki! Teper', dazhe yesli vy ispol'zuyete oruzhiye, kotoroye dolzhno byt' v sostoyanii sdelat' eto, ono pochti vsegda provalivayetsya. I svetovoy mech ne byl vypolnen, potomu chto sovet lenivyy.",
5574 "Vam nravyatsya labirinty? YA dumayu, vam osobenno ponravitsya to mesto, gde tip ledyanogo bloka sdelal eto tak, chto vy vsegda mozhete vykapyvat' tol'ko odnu plitku s pomoshch'yu svoyey zhezla kopaniya. Ne trat'te vpustuyu svoi raskhody, KHAR KHAR!",
5575 "Da, 'kto-to' khochet imet' vozmozhnost' delat' beskonechnyye altari. Udaleniye elementov na nikh ne privedet k ikh ischeznoveniyu. No KHA KHA KHA eto mozhet vyzvat' plokhiye posledstviya KHA KHA KHA!",
5576 "Kak chast' filosofii dizayna VOZVRASHCHAT'SYA VOZVRASHCHAT'SYA VOZVRASHCHAT'SYA, kol'tsa snova pochti vsegda proglatyvayutsya, yesli vy uronite ikh v rakovinu.",
5577 "Tip ledyanogo bloka deystvitel'no nenavidit vashi kishki, i, sledovatel'no, povtorno realizovana funktsiya, kotoruyu v bukval'nom smysle nikto ne lyubit: sobiraniye predmetov snova poydet povorot. Potomu chto Sovetskaya Pyataya Lo nenavidit vse zhivoye.",
5578 "Raznoobraziye - der'mo, i poetomu zaplesnevelyye trupy vsegda prevrashchayutsya v gribok, a ne v sharik, zhele ili puding. Poluchayte udovol'stviye, pozvolyaya vashim chuvstvam prituplyat'sya!",
5579 "Vy ne mozhete gallyutsinirovat' lordom-demonom! Kreml' i Yozef Putin zapreshchayut eto, i poetomu gallyutsinatsiya tol'ko pokazhet tipy monstrov, kotoryye ne unikal'ny, dazhe yesli eto glupo.",
5580 "V Sovetskoy Rossii net ekzoticheskikh domashnikh zhivotnykh. Tol'ko sobaki i koshki sushchestvuyut, i vse te, kto khochet drugogo pitomtsa, mogut prosto trakhat'sya.",
5581 "Yesli vy dostatochno glupy, chtoby ostavit' svoyu sobaku pozadi, ona ochen' bystro zabudet, chto vy kogda-libo sushchestvovali. Da, dostatochno neskol'kikh soten oborotov, kak v vanili, i eto, blyat', ne tak uzh vazhno, naskol'ko on byl syt. Potomu chto sovetskaya Pyat' Lo ne yavlyayetsya poklonnikom khoroshego igrovogo dizayna.",
5582 "Vashe domashneye zhivotnoye tol'ko usugubit vas, s''yev trupy trupov, a takzhe trupy drugikh byvshikh pitomtsev. Potomu chto razrezat' ikh - eto govno! Smiris' s etim!",
5583 "Vy ne mozhete priruchit' veshchi, kotoryye ne dolzhny byt' prirucheny! V otlichiye ot seksual'nogo plyushcha u vas ne budet absolyutno nikakogo shansa poluchit' total'nogo rytsarya-ranenogo, i vy umrete ot goloda, yesli poprobuyete!",
5584 "Yeda v etom rezhime ochen' medlennaya. No vy, navernoye, ozhidali etogo. Ne ozhidayte, chto smozhete s''yest' trup drakona vo vremya bega vozneseniya - ili, yesli na to poshlo, s''yest' trup drakona do togo, kak on stanet slishkom starym, chtoby yest'. Yesli vas prervali, a zatem vozobnovili yest', vy poluchite smertel'no bol'noye. I Sovetskaya Pyaterka Lo odobryayet etu chush'.",
5585 "Vash pitomets mozhet zabrat' konteynery, kotoryye ne pustyye, potomu chto Sovet sposoben soprotivlyat'sya snu, vypolnyaya klonirovaniye kreditov. Etot merzkiy ekspluatator.",
5586 "Verkhovaya yezda pri konflikte dolzhna byt' nevozmozhnoy, po krayney mere, v etom rezhime, kotoryy byl sdelan tipom ledyanogo bloka! Vy budete postoyanno padat'. I togda sovetskiy budet smeyat'sya 'KHAR KHAR KHAR' vse vremya.",
5587 "Vam pridotsya zashchishchat' lavochnikov i svyashchennikov ot domashnikh zhivotnykh. Potomu chto kto-to reshil, chto igra dolzhna byt' ochen' glupoy. I vam deystvitel'no ponravitsya, yesli vash yedinstvennyy postroyennyy khram prevratitsya v khram s privideniyami - na samom dele, on zastavit vas postroit' nastoyashchiy khram, osvyashchennyy v Sovetskoy Pyaterke!",
5588 "Monstry, kotorym nuzhno nalozhit' zacharovannoye oruzhiye, sovershenno nevozmozhno pobedit', yesli u vas net takogo oruzhiya. Raduysya, chto ya poka ne delal razocharovaniy s etim dostoyaniyem! Ili, vozmozhno, ya sdelal ikh k nastoyashchemu vremeni. Potomu chto ya pochti takoy zhe zloy, kak tip ledyanogo bloka. Vypusk yazyka Kolon.",
5589 "V etoy strane kazhdoye derevo prinosit plody. No ni u odnogo iz nikh net ekzoticheskikh sortov fruktov. V Sovetskoy Rossii slishkom kholodno dlya limonnogo dereva! Pochemu by tebe ne pereyekhat' v drugoye mesto? Vy umstvenno otstalyye ili chto-to v etom rode?",
5590 "Vy mozhete legko sozdat' svoyu udachu s pomoshch'yu dragotsennykh kamney i yedinorogov, i vy, veroyatno, sdelayete eto, vy, sosunok. Pochemu by vam ne igrat' v ne sovetskom rezhime, a gde vse luchshe?",
5591 "Vse spetsial'nyye urovni budut sushchestvovat' v nikh, vklyuchaya zlyye, kotoryye ya sozdal, potomu chto kharkharkhar khar!",
5592 "V sovetskom rezhime, v kotorom vy igrayete, uroven' slozhnosti ne umen'shayetsya sluchaynym obrazom. Potomu chto boleye pozdniye chasti igry dolzhny byt' neigrabel'nymi.",
5593 "Kto-to schital, chto izryadnaya portsiya gniloy pishchi 'slishkom zloy', khotya eto pochti nikogda ne sluchalos', i u vas yest' sposoby vylechit' yego. Takim obrazom, yego udalili, kak i vse ostal'noye, potomu chto vy igrayete yedva rasshirennyy, no ochen' udalennyy mod.",
5594 "Vy poluchite vse vnutrennosti ot s''yedaniya trupov, potomu chto sovetskaya Pyat' Lo zabyla, chto yest' monstry boleye vysokogo urovnya, u kotorykh uzhe yest' boleye vysokiye shansy chto-to dat'.",
5595 "Kha-kha-kha, yest' trupy tritonov, ne dast vam mnogo many. Prichina? Sovetskiy chelovek glupyy i ne umeyet programmirovat' igry! Vy nikogda ne zadumyvalis', pochemu on otkazalsya ot svoyey der'movoy igry i ostavil yeye tam, chtoby sgnit'?",
5596 "Gnilyye ili v protivnom sluchaye plokhiye banki ne sdelayut vas boleye golodnymi tol'ko potomu, chto vy ikh yedite. Eto yeshche raz demonstratsiya togo, chto ikh dizaynery ne lyubyat raznoobraziye. V samom dele, raznoobraziye soset i igry budet luchshe bez nego. Ili, po krayney mere, imenno etogo tipa ledyanoy blok khochet, chtoby vy verili.",
5597 "'Sovetskaya pyaterka' LYUBIMAYA NENAVIST' NENAVIDETS NENAVIDIT NEL'ZYA, chtoby vy nikogda ne mogli po-nastoyashchemu spastis' ot gniloy pishchi. Yesli vy potratite svyatuyu vodu, chtoby blagoslovit' yeye, vy vse ravno riskuyete byt' vybitym i ubitym. Moya top-model' Bettina khotela by pogovorit' s nim paru slov i toptat' yego sharami s yeye botinkami na vysokikh kablukakh.",
5598 "Izmeneniya v pitanii, kogda vy golodny ili syty, ne sushchestvuyut, potomu chto eto Glupyy Rezhim (TM) Chistyy vzlom. Yesli vy teryayete soznaniye, vy budete golodat' do smerti vo vremya yedy, potomu chto vy poteryayete bol'she pishchi za khod, chem smozhete vernut'sya, a yesli nemnogo pereyest', vy zadokhnetes' do smerti. I tip ledyanogo bloka ser'yezno dumayet, chto eto khoroshiy igrovoy dizayn.",
5599 "Pochti nevozmozhno umeret' v samyy pervyy khod, no komu-to ne nravitsya davat' soobshcheniye, kogda vy umirayete na vtoroy khod. Po krayney mere, vy poluchite drugoye soobshcheniye, kotoroye izdevayetsya nad sozdatelem slesh ikh, potomu chto on, chert voz'mi, zasluzhivayet togo, chtoby nasmekhat'sya nad yego glupymi tvoreniyami.",
5600 "Svitok otpugivayushchego monstra budet besporyadochno goret' namnogo rezhe, no eto vse yeshche mozhet sluchit'sya, kha-kha!",
5601 "Vash pervyy uroven' budet dlit'sya vechno bez vsyakoy vidimoy prichiny. Sovetskiy tip ledyanogo bloka, vidimo, vynul stranitsu iz knigi etogo belogo parnya ili kak by tam ni bylo yego imya, i na samom dele veril svoim yereticheskim myslyam, potomu chto on (sovetskiy) ne ispol'zuyet svoy mozg. Neveroyatno.",
5602 "Utechka zhizni vsegda budet zabirat' u vas uroven', potomu chto trakhnite vas, glupyy igrok. U vas ne dolzhno byt' shansa.",
5603 "Dazhe yesli vy povyshayete uroven', vy ne poluchite polnykh liniy, potomu chto eto ne ochen' khorosho sproyektirovannaya igra.",
5604 "Vam vsegda nravilsya tot fakt, chto unichtozheniye predmetov proiskhodit tak chasto? Shag na odnoy lovushke ognya, BUM, poproshchaysya so vsemi svoimi zel'yami. Po krayney mere, slesh ne vklyuchal patch dlya unichtozheniya palochki. Vse zhe.",
5605 "Vy ne dolzhny poluchat' zhelaniya ot glubokovodnykh demonov! Tol'ko melkiye budut rabotat', i dazhe yesli eto prosto glupo, sozdatel' slesh ikh reshil sdelat' imenno tak. Vmesto etogo vy dolzhny ispol'zovat' rasshirennuyu kosuyu chertu.",
5606 "Algoritm vosstanovleniya podzemel'ya namnogo medlenneye iz-za kommunizma; Rabochim platyat za kolichestvo chasov, kotoryye oni pritvoryayutsya rabotayushchimi. Po krayney mere, eto oznachayet, chto oshibka sokhraneniya igry budet proiskhodit' rezhe...",
5607 "Yesli vy voydete v spetsial'nuyu komnatu, monstry ne prosnutsya. Potomu chto avtor etogo glupogo varianta khochet sdelat' vse legko, tak chto vy mozhete kolot' monstrov, poka oni spyat.",
5608 "Vam nravyatsya plokhiye interfeysy? Konechno, vy delayete! Dazhe yesli vam povezet i u vas yest' effekt polnoy inventarizatsii, on ne popadayet v konteynery, potomu chto tip ledyanogo bloka slishkom leniv, chtoby programmirovat' igru, kotoraya na samom dele khorosha.",
5609 "Shtabery predmetov nikogda ne budut soprotivlyat'sya manipulirovaniyu, potomu chto eto slesh, i vy dolzhny zhdat', poka u vas ne ostanetsya dyuzhiny svitkov broska charov, prezhde chem ikh blagoslovit'. Zatem my vernem moshennichestvo, gde eti svitki ne mogut byt' natseleny igrokom.",
5610 "Vy mozhete ispol'zovat' artefaktnyye klyuchi na obychnykh dveryakh, v sootvetstvii s sovetom 'potomu chto inache net nikakikh osnovaniy dlya polucheniya klyuchey artefakta, i eto ne imeyet smysla'. ZDRAVSTVUYTE??? Kto-to zabyl, chto glupyye veshchi sushchestvuyut tol'ko iz-za dverey v bashne?",
5611 "Nikogda monstry s dal'noboynym oruzhiyem ne poluchat dopolnitel'nyye boyepripasy. Potomu chto eto bylo by izmeneniyem ot vanili, i Emi byla by toy, kto sdelal eto, poetomu eto dolzhno byt' glupo i, vozmozhno, ne tak.",
5612 "Yesli igra prevrashchayet monstra, kotoryy mozhet spryatat'sya pod predmetami, on ne poluchit predmet, kotoryy mozhno skryt'. Dazhe zolotoy kusok. Potomu chto eto ne bylo sdelano v vanile, i po opredeleniyu varianty nikogda ne smogut izmenit' veshchi iz vanili.",
5613 "Sovetskaya Pyaterka pytalas' ubrat' egoizma. No on poterpel neudachu, potomu chto yego variant - fuflo, i poetomu tol'ko displey dlya takikh monstrov isporchen. Bwar Khar Khar Khar on on on kha kha kha govorit tip ledyanogo bloka!",
5614 "Neobychnyye monstry v Sovetskoy Rossii ne veshch'. Oni khoteli by polnost'yu otmenit' neobychnyye flagi, no, yesli ne poluchilos', razrabotchiki Glupyy variant (TM) sdelali tak, chto eti monstry vse yeshche otnositel'no rasprostraneny. Yesli vas ub'yut chto-to zloye, vasha vina!",
5615 "Pri boleye vysokikh trudnostyakh s monstrami vy bol'she ne uvidite monstrov nizkogo urovnya. Eto osobenno zabavno na bege voskhozhdeniya, potomu chto togda igra budet postoyanno poyavlyat'sya, provalivayas' iz der'ma i pinat' vash zhalkiy zad. KHAR KHAR.",
5616 "Vy igrayete v rezhime, v kotorom monstry vsegda porozhdayut vrazhdebnost', za ochen' nemnogimi isklyucheniyami. Potomu chto nikto ne lyubit rubit' ikh, i poetomu monstry takzhe ne lyubyat igrokov, kotoryye igrayut v nego.",
5617 "V vanili net soobshcheniya, yesli nevidimyy monstr dyshit, plyuyet ili strelyayet v vas, i poetomu varianty tozhe mogut etogo ne delat'! Ili, po krayney mere, Sovet skazal by vam ob etom, khotya eto polnyy i polnyy bred.",
5618 "Vy poluchite vyzov busheval, o da, vy budete. V dal'neyshem lichi budut nanosit' vsevozmozhnyye nepriyatnyye zaklinaniya, potomu chto eto ikh slesh, kotoryy (v otlichiye ot yeye varianta v Emi) ne pytayetsya sokhranit' veshchi normal'nymi.",
5619 "Yesli vam ne povezlo nastol'ko, chto monstr budet slabeye, vasha sila rezko upadet do ochen' nizkogo znacheniya, i vy takzhe mozhete sdat'sya. No, po krayney mere, eto vyzhivaniye, v otlichiye ot zaklinaniya kantselyarskikh paralichey, kotoroye ozaglavleno 'Ty teper' mertv'.",
5620 "Monstry, atakuyushchiye veb-sayty, generiruyut mnozhestvo sluchaynykh lovushek, potomu chto tip ledyanykh blokov lyubit nakruchivat' vas na kha-kha-kha!",
5621 "K sozhaleniyu, sovetskaya Pyat' Lo ne lyubit spetsial'nykh atak, kogda monstry mogut udarit' vas v orekhi ili podobnyye veshchi, i, takim obrazom, oni sluchayutsya gorazdo rezhe. Veroyatno, eto myagkoye yaytso, kotoroye mozhno zalatat' dazhe za paru temno-sinikh krossov 'Ivonne', etot slabak!",
5622 "Yest' odna veshch', kotoruyu sdelal ledyanoy blok, kotoryy vam mozhet dazhe ponravit'sya: on sdelal eto tak, chtoby vashe oborudovaniye ne stanovilos' skuchnym. Teper' postroyte yemu zolotoy tron.",
5623 "Osteregaytes' pogloshchayushchikh monstrov, potomu chto oni vsegda budut vas bit'! Tip ledyanogo bloka nenavidit sluchaynost' s ognennoy strast'yu i, sledovatel'no, otklyuchayet vse vyzovy Amn's rn2 bez prichiny, krome kak byt' ogromnym chlenom.",
5624 "Pomnite amneziyu ot chistki vanili? Togda vy budete LYUBIT' fakt, chto on stirayet stol'ko zhe, skol'ko i zdes', potomu chto eto slesh, i lyuboye izmeneniye, sdelannoye Emi, dolzhno byt' der'mom, dazhe yesli ono ponravitsya kazhdomu zdravomyslyashchemu igroku. Vernis'! Vernis'! Vernis'!",
5625 "Dumayu, ty lyubish' russkikh zhenshchin, potomu chto oni - polnyye soblazniteli i zastavyat tebya snyat' vse svoye snaryazheniye i peredat' yego im. Net, spasitel'nyye broski bol'she ne sushchestvuyut, potomu chto Sovet udalil ikh vmeste so vsem ostal'nym. I ya nakleivayu tebe yazyk, potomu chto ty prodolzhayesh' igrat' v etu glupuyu versiyu.",
5626 "Chto, vy khotite umen'shit' uron? Togda vam nuzhno poluchit' klass broni vyshe minus dvadtsati, i vam eto ne udastsya. Potomu chto eto rezhim ledyanogo bloka, i u vas ne dolzhno byt' shansa. Daye-na-da-na!",
5627 "Vy ne mozhete izbezhat' napadeniy monstrov. V vanili oni vsegda srabatyvayut, i poetomu oni zdes'. Dazhe yesli oni chto-to deystvitel'no zlyye. Luchshe poigrayte v dzen-povedeniye, potomu chto v protivnom sluchaye vy poluchite udar. Nu chto zh, eto vse ravno proizoydet, tak chto ne bespokoytes'. Pochemu by tebe prosto ne sprygnut' s mosta?",
5628 "Eto slesh, gde vy vsegda budete poluchat' polnyy uron. Poluchayete skidku, potomu chto u vas vysokiy uroven'? Net, konechno, net. Potomu chto gde by my byli, yesli by vyravnivaniye deystvitel'no sdelalo vashego personazha boleye sposobnym delat' veshchi? V Sovetskoy Rossii etogo ne mozhet byt'.",
5629 "KTO-TO udalil graficheskuyu stroku dialoga iz soblazneniya sukkub. Potomu chto etot chelovek - neveroyatno khrabryy chelovek, i yemu nuzhno zapretit' trakhat'sya s chistym iskhodnym kodom.",
5630 "Beremennost' ne sushchestvuyet. Po krayney mere zdes' eto ne tak. Ili, mozhet byt', vy prosto yadovity, i lyuboy rebenok srazu zhe rasplavitsya v vashem zheludke. Vo vsyakom sluchaye, yeshche odin primer sovetskoy kontseptsii 'YA TRUDNO NENAVISTI VSE VSE, CHTO YEST' NOVAYA I INNOVATSIONNAYA'.",
5631 "Nekotoryye kommunisticheskiye neudachi ne sposobny ispol'zovat' fazovuyu dver' posle nayezda na imitatsiyu, kotoraya pritvoryayetsya dver'yu, poetomu oni nachnut poyavlyat'sya pozzhe. Potomu chto sovetskaya Pyat' Lo - ochen' plokhoy igrok. Poluchite eto, on dazhe udalil lovushki, poyavlyayushchiyesya v koridorakh, potomu chto on super glupyy i prodolzhayet vytesnyat' svoikh pitomtsev v nikh! Kakoy polnyy nub!",
5632 "Tip ledyanogo bloka nevospriimchiv k skuke i poetomu sdelan tak, chto v Geennome sushchestvuyut tol'ko labirinty. Vy, s drugoy storony, navechno proklinayete otstalogo razrabotchika, kotoryy otkazalsya ot ochen' zhelannogo 'Gehennom', takzhe mogut imet' izmeneniya v komnatakh i koridorakh.",
5633 "Nekotoryye kommunisticheskiye pediki ne v sostoyanii sdelat' razumnuyu veshch', kogda stolknulis' s troll'-kholla na vtorom urovne, i poetomu sdelali tak, chtoby oni nachali poyavlyat'sya pozzhe. Vy igrayete v eti pediki, ikh variant, tak chto vam tozhe legko, lamer! Poluchite udovol'stviye i nachnite igrat' slesh!",
5634 "Spetsial'nyye urovni ne mogut imet' predmetov, skrytykh v stenakh, potomu chto OGO MOY BOG, KTO-TO OTKAZALSYA IZMENIT' VESHCHI IZ VANILI. I kto-to byl Emi, to yest' bukval'noye opredeleniye zla, poetomu on dolzhen nemedlenno poluchit' topor. Da, eto to, chto razrezayet ikh.",
5635 "Tip ledyanogo bloka umen'shal veroyatnost' poyavleniya nepriyatnykh lovushek, potomu chto on takoy plokhoy igrok, chto ne mozhet spravit'sya s nimi. Yesli vy vyigrali igru, eto nichego ne znachit, potomu chto vy igrayete v rezhime s men'shey slozhnost'yu!",
5636 "Tot, kto polnost'yu nichego ne ponimayet v chem-libo, sdelal eto tak, chto sluchaynyye zhertvenniki ne mogut byt' neprisoyedineny. Yesli vy sprosite menya, to sushchestvovaniye sovetskoy Pyat' Lo tozhe ne imeyet smysla !!!",
5637 "Eto rezhim ledyanogo bloka, gde elementy, kotoryye mogut generirovat' v stekakh, nikogda ne budut poluchat' proizvol'nuyu dopolnitel'nuyu dobavlennuyu summu. Potomu chto v kommunizme vse normiruyetsya, i tenevoye pravitel'stvo garantiruyet, chto vy nikogda ne poluchite bol'she, chem drugiye.",
5638 "Pechal'no izvestnyy modeder po imeni sovetskiy ne ponimal, pochemu ya sdelal vozmozhnym ocharovyvat' kamni i zheleznyye shariki. Poetomu on vernul yeye, tochno tak zhe, kak on otmenil vse ostal'noye. Prostoye sushchestvovaniye yego varianta pokhodit na bol'shoy znak 'yebat' tebya' dlya vsekh ser'yeznykh igrokov-khakerov.",
5639 "Vy nikogda ne naydete pustykh ili otmenennykh palochek, potomu chto Sovetskaya pyaterka Lo ne khochet, chtoby podzemel'ye chuvstvovalo sebya 'zhivym', to yest' kak budto drugiye avantyuristy uzhe proshli. Ili mozhet byt', eto potomu, chto yemu ne nravitsya sluchaynost', i poetomu on dolzhen igrat' chto-to vrode pervoy partii Mario, gde vse predopredeleno, kak tol'ko vy nachinayete igru.",
5640 "Khar khar khar, monstry v spetsial'nykh komnatakh nachinayut bodrstvovat'! U tebya net shansa! Ty glupyy kon'-okhuitel'nyy futbolist, ty!",
5641 "Poskol'ku tip ledyanogo bloka absolyutno nesposoben poluchit' chto-to pravil'noye, on sdelal eto tak, chto morskiye monstry snova uzhasno slaby na zemle. Eto delayet ikh slishkom legko pobedit', i, takim obrazom, pobeda v etom rezhime vryad li yavlyayetsya dostizheniyem.",
5642 "Sovetskaya pyaterka snova vvela staryy zhuk, v kotorom ubiystvo monstra, pogloshchayushchego vas, ne pozvolyayet yemu udalyat' predmety. I v to vremya kak on byl na etom, on takzhe sdelal eto tak, chtoby monstry v stenakh ne mogli ponizit' punkty takzhe, tol'ko nazlo igroka.",
5643 "V etom duratskom sposobe otstalosti, monstry dolzhny byt' v sostoyanii ostavlyat' trupy i imet' ruki, inache oni ne smogut ostavit' kaplyu smerti. I kopy ne mogut ostavit' ni odnogo. Zachem? Ponyatiya ne imeyu! Etot mod ne imeyet smysla!",
5644 "Tip ledyanogo bloka vnov' predstavil vse glupyye ogranicheniya monstrov, ispol'zuyushchikh predmety. V tom chisle te, gde na samom dele imeyet smysl ispol'zovat' monstry.",
5645 "Ne pytaytes' zhelat' artefakta. V sluchaye neudachi, i, veroyatno, vy poluchite nichego, v otlichiye ot slesh em rasshirennyy. No, pover', slesh - eto prosto plokho, i tvorets dolzhen chuvstvovat' sebya plokho.",
5646 "Znayete li vy, chto Sovet nenavidit vse, chto vy delayete? Delo v tom, chto on nastaivayet na tom, chto polimorfizatsiya v bol'shoy monstr vsegda narushayet vashi dospekhi, plashch i vse ostal'noye. Dazhe yesli monstr byl prosto kroshechnym nemnogo bol'shim. Razve ty ne lyubish' yego seychas?",
5647 "Yesli vy poluchite bozhestvennuyu koronatsiyu ili kul'minatsiyu, vy vsegda poluchite tot zhe dar. Potomu chto v kommunizme vse odno i to zhe skuchnoye zanyatiye, mozhet i ne byt' raznoobraziya voobshche. Etot variant plokhoy, i sozdatel' dolzhen chuvstvovat' sebya plokho!",
5648 "Da, konechno, vy mozhete predlagat' trupy tak, kak vy khotite! Sovetskiy tvoy drug, i sdelal tak, chtoby altar' nikogda ne ischeznet! Otdavayte zhertvu i prodolzhayte delat' eto, poka ne umrete ot starosti. No kazhdyy raz, kogda vy predlagayete trup, mozhet sluchit'sya chto-to plokhoye. KHAR KHAR KHAR.",
5649 "V Sovetskoy Rossii yest' raketka zashchity, naryadu s vymogatel'stvom vykupa i raskhishcheniyem. Nu, vy znayete, kogo vy dolzhny obvinyat', yesli vash tselitel' i tselitel' i zver'ki budut zverski ubity mestnym naseleniyem gnomicheskikh min. YA ne vinovat, chto opredelennyy razrabotchik khochet plokho skonstruirovannuyu igru ...",
5650 "K sozhaleniyu, amneziya budet povtorno randomizirovat' opisaniya predmetov gorazdo rezhe v etom rezhime. No po krayney mere on vse yeshche mozhet sdelat' eto, i vy budete ochen' rady, yesli eto proizoydet! Zakrytaya liniya s zamknutym konturom!",
5651 "Slesh em delayet eto tak, chto neudachnoye chteniye knigi zaklinaniy vsegda paralizuyet vas dlya nechestivogo dolgogo vremeni. YA ispravil eto, no, konechno zhe, on dolzhen byl byt' izmenen obratno dlya glupogo rezhima gluposti, kotoryy nazyvayetsya slesh ikh.",
5652 "Khoroshiye interfeysy dlya NENAVIST' NEDVIZHIMOSTI. On sdelal eto tak, chto moye prekrasnoye otobrazheniye ostavsheysya pamyati zaklinaniy prosto PROSHLO. I dobavil ochen' neubeditel'nyy, somnitel'nyy, neubeditel'nyy povod dlya etogo. Nado otpolirovat' svoye urodlivoye litso sapogom na vysokikh kablukakh v otmestku.",
5653 "Tip ledyanogo bloka ne ochen' chasto nakladyvayet zaklinaniya, ili, mozhet byt', yedinstvennyye zaklinaniya, kotoryye on ispol'zuyet, iskhodyat iz yego priklada. Vo vsyakom sluchaye, on dumayet, chto Emi sdelat' zaklinaniya legche brosit' eto plokho, tak zhe, kak on dumayet, chto vse, chto ona delayet, plokho, i poetomu otmenil yego tak zhe, kak on otmenil chto-nibud' yeshche!",
5654 "Ne nadeysya, yesli nachnesh' s neskol'kikh knig zaklinaniy s boltom sily. U vashey dovol'no volshebnoy devushki ne budet dopolnitel'noy pamyati zaklinaniy, i poetomu ona tak zhe ne mozhet primenyat' yeye, kak v protivnom sluchaye. Perestan'te igrat' v der'movyy sovetskiy rezhim, i eta problema ischeznet!",
5655 "Vy ne mozhete sedlat' i katat'sya na chem ugodno. Sovetskiy, velikolepnyy sozdatel' samogo bol'shogo varianta razrusheniya seti, vernul vse glupyye ogranicheniya na yerundu i budet smeyat'sya nad toboy navsegda, poka ty ne smozhesh' katat'sya s sushchestvom, kotoroye inache sdelalo by chertovski khoroshuyu goru.",
5656 "Vsplesk energii byl ochen' neuravnoveshennoy tekhnikoy v regulyarnom razreze. Ugaday, kto snova yego odolel? Aga. Po krayney mere, my ne realizovali vozmozhnost' ispol'zovat' yego v sochetanii s tsepnym blits, potomu chto eto bylo by deystvitel'no neuravnoveshennym.",
5657 "On, on, on kha-kha-kha, vodnyye plitki schitayutsya bezopasnymi mestami dlya teleportatsii, potomu chto tak govorila 'Sovetskaya pyaterka'. Nu, po krayney mere, yesli vy umeyete plavat'. Vo vsyakom sluchaye, kto-to zabotitsya ob oborudovanii, stanovyashchemsya rzhavym.",
5658 "Chto, vy khotite zashchitit' vashi veshchi ot erozii, ispol'zuya zhir? Ni za chto! Sozdatel' varianta fignya etogo ne pozvolyayet. I vy deystvitel'no glupy, potomu chto vy ne igrayete v svoy variant Emi, dazhe nesmotrya na to, chto eto namnogo luchshe v kazhdom otdel'nom sluchaye.",
5659 "Glupost' v generatsii statuetok zdes' drugaya. Tip ledyanogo bloka pochemu-to ne nravitsya, chto ikh skryvayut pod monstrami, prosto iz strakha poluchit' statsionarnuyu plesen', kotoraya nemnogo glubina. Pozvol'te mne dogadat'sya: on dostatochno glup, chtoby atakovat' vse, chto dvizhetsya ili vyglyadit tak, kak budto on mozhet dvigat'sya, i, takim obrazom, yego vse vremya ubivayut.",
5660 "Neispravnyye portaly v Sovetskoy Rossii terpet' ne mogut, i poetomu vy mozhete delat' portal'nyye tantsy vechno, chto prosto tak glupo. YA ne mogu poverit', chto sovetskaya Pyat' Lo deystvitel'no schitala eto deystvennoy taktikoy. No togda ya smotryu na ostal'nuyu chast' yego der'movoy vilki i, khorosho.",
5661 "Tip ledyanogo bloka razdrazhalsya tem, chto on ne mog nayti lovushki na sundukakh s garantirovannym shansom na uspekh, poetomu on sdelal vernut'sya nazad vernut' veshch' i sdelal eto vozmozhnym snova. Pochemu on prosto ne dast vam amulet i ne pozvolit vam nachat' na vysokom altare vashey bogini na astral'nom plane, yesli on ne khochet rabotat' na yego pobedu?",
5662 "Vy mozhete vzyat' vashe sladkoye vremya vsplytiya i, veroyatno, nemnogo pokhudet', potomu chto sovetskaya Pyat' Lo dayet vam po men'shey mere sto tysyach oborotov. Na samom dele, u vas mnogo vremeni, chtoby popolnit' svoi orekhi i pomassirovat' miluyu russkuyu zhenshchinu.",
5663 "Ne igray v pogrom v sovetskom rezhime! Vy ne poluchite lishnikh trupov, chtoby nachat', no yest' lyudey po-prezhnemu kannibalizm. Yesli vam nuzhno, vyberite vmesto etogo fantom, khotya vy *budete* umirat' na Astral'nom plane, yesli Golod sluchayetsya byt' korystolyubivym. Byl tam, sdelal eto.",
5664 "Poskol'ku u cheloveka, u kotorogo net kletok mozga, razvivayetsya etot rezhim, yady ne izvestny s samogo nachala igry. Prochitayte kommentariy v U INIT tochka gr, yesli khotite znat', pochemu eto takaya glupaya veshch', ili sprosite menya (Emi) v chate IRC.",
5665 "Sluchaynost' ne dopuskayetsya pri kommunizme. Poetomu kazhdyy personazh, kotorogo vy nachinayete v sovetskom rezhime, nachinayetsya s odinakovogo kolichestva stat-ochkov. Duyet vas, yesli vy nachinayete podsmatrivat' za volshebnikom, potomu chto sleduyushcheye, chto my delayem, - eto takzhe ispravit' ikh inventar'.",
5666 "Turisty, kotoryye priyezzhayut v Sovetskuyu Rossiyu, mogut prosto snyat' futbolki, khotya rubashka dolzhna byt' odnim iz punktov podpisi turista. No sovetskaya Pyat' Lo prinimayet glupyye dizaynerskiye resheniya. Nuzhno polnost'yu prizvat' yego za svoy variant der'ma.",
5667 "Chto, vy khotite poluchit' boleye vysokiy reyting, potomu chto vy povyshayete uroven'? Zabud' eto! Tip ledyanogo bloka reshil, chto, poskol'ku imenno Emi sovershila eto izmeneniye, a Emi - yego smertel'nyy vrag, on dolzhen poluchit' toporom. I da, on ne dumayet, poka ne udalit vse.",
5668 "Poskol'ku prostoye obrashcheniye k bonusu-khitu slishkom prosto, rezhim ledyanogo bloka izmenyayet zheleznyye tsepi i tyazhelyye zheleznyye shary, tak chto oni deystvitel'no vryad li udaryatsya. Udachi vyzhit' v nachale igry, kak katorzhnik.",
5669 "Tip ledyanogo bloka, ogranichennogo dvoynym oruzhiyem. Vy nikogda ne stolknetes' s shirokoy storonoy ambara.",
5670 "Khorosho, ty khochesh' uslyshat' otlichnyye novosti? Tot, kotoryy polnost'yu vzorvet vash razum? Zatem poluchite sleduyushcheye: Sovetskaya pyaterka tipa Ledyanogo bloka, otvetstvennaya za slesh-variant, povtorno vstavila oshibku brachnogo iskusstva. Teper' vash monakh snova sdelayet tol'ko odno ochko urona s veroyatnost'yu odin na chetyre. Bez shutok.",
5671 "V Sovetskoy Rossii dlya etogo kursa podkhodit ryukzak. Pri ispol'zovanii Moshenniki vsegda poluchayet maksimal'nyy bonusnyy uron. Net, shturmovyye udary ne vyzyvayut neuravnoveshennosti.",
5672 "Vy ser'yezno ozhidali bonusov za vysokuyu silu i lovkost', ne tak li? Nu, otstoyno byt' toboy, no ty igrayesh' glupyy variant, kogda te delyatsya napolovinu. I gore tebe, yesli tvoya sila na samom dele nizka, potomu chto togda ty ne mozhesh' nichego ubit'.",
5673 "YA sdelal eto tak, chto vy mozhete razvernut' svoye oruzhiye bez ispol'zovaniya povorota. Ugadayte, kto byl bolvanom, kotoryy otmenil eto izmeneniye. Da, eto bylo sovetskoye.",
5674 "Vse to, chto zastavlyayet igru stoit' igrat', bylo otmeneno v kosuyu chertu, v tom chisle i v tom sluchaye, kogda volshebnyye markery ne budut polnost'yu opustosheny, yesli vy popytayetes' chto-to napisat', imeya slishkom maloye kolichestvo chernil.",
5675 "Kto-to reshil potroshit' palochku otozhdestvleniya s zabveniyem. I yedinstvennaya prichina, po kotoroy on eto sdelal, - dokazat' uzhe izvestnyy fakt, chto on idiot. Yego zovut 'Sovetskaya pyaterka', khotya ya predpochitayu nazyvat' yego tipom ledyanogo bloka.",
5676 "Emi delala blagoslovlennyye predmety boleye stoykimi k otmene, i tip ledyanogo bloka reshil, chto eto glupo, bessmyslenno ili chto-to v etom rode. Chego ty ozhidal? Prinimaya logicheskiye resheniya? KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA. On izvesten uzhasno plokhim dizaynom igry, i on khochet zashchitit' svoyu plokhuyu reputatsiyu!",
5677 "V sovetskom rezhime zaklinaniye 'Volshebnaya raketa' snova ul'tra moshchno. Potomu chto igrovoy balans nikogda ne byl bol'shoy chast'yu filosofii dizayna v Sovetskom Soyuze.",
5678 "Kto-to schitayet, chto eto sovershenno zdorovo, yesli vashi luchi smerti prodolzhayut propuskat' volshebnika yada. Lovkost' bonus shans popast'? Ili luchshe udarit', yesli vash uroven' vyshe? Net, eto nikomu ne nuzhno! Slesh ikh takoy dryannoy variant, ya chestno udivlen, chto kto-to igrayet yego voobshche.",
5679 "V svoyem stremlenii vernut' vse obratno k urovnyam vanili sovetskiy tip ledyanogo bloka sdelal eto tak, chto molniya snova oslepit vas kazhdyy raz, a prodolzhitel'nost' slepoty slishkom velika.",
5680 "Vy mozhete vzyat' der'mo, dazhe yesli vy nichego ne yeli tol'ko potomu, chto vy bol'ny, chto ne imeyet nikakogo smysla, no ey, eto sovetskaya rossiya dlya vas, predstavlennaya tipom ledyanogo bloka.",
5681 "Yesli kakoy-libo iz instrumentov obrashcheniya slishkom sil'no proklinayet, vy mozhete takzhe udalit' personazha i brosit' novyy, potomu chto teper' oni ne dolzhny byt' proklyaty ili oni nikogda ne budut rabotat'. Potomu chto tip ledyanogo bloka khochet, chtoby igra byla pogranichnoy.",
5682 "Vy ne poluchite artefakt na pervykh dvukh urovnyakh, potomu chto vy ne v vanile, i nichto ne mozhet byt' izmeneno po sravneniyu s sovetskoy rossiyey.",
5683 "Yesli vy strelyayete v palochku, vy poluchite polnyy uron, potomu chto tip ledyanogo bloka prosto ignoriruyet tot fakt, chto vashi sobstvennyye palochki nanosyat bol'she bazovogo urona, potomu chto har har har.",
5684 "Yesli vzryv palochki porazhayet vas, vy vsegda poluchayete polnyy uron. Potomu chto rannyaya igra vsegda dolzhna byt' slozhneye, chem pozdnyaya igra, khotya eto i yest' chush'. Sovetskaya pyaterka ne odobryayet khoroshuyu model' trudnosti i vmesto etogo khochet, chtoby pozdnyaya igra byla legkomyslennoy.",
5685 "Tip ledyanogo bloka prosto nenavidit zabavu, i poetomu on sdelal ochen' skuchnuyu i monotonnuyu igru, gde vy zasypayete cherez pyat' minut.",
5686 "Mozhete li vy poverit', chto sovetskaya pyaterka snimayet vse, chto ya delal, i zastavlyaya igru vesti sebya kak obychnaya kosaya cherta? Pochemu on prosto ne izmenil koshelek vmesto nikh.",
5687 "Yesli Emi vneset izmeneniya, ona dolzhna sosat', eto tochno. I poetomu slesh ikh vernet obratno, vernet yego i vse vremya smeyetsya, potomu chto igrovoy balans dlya manekenov.",
5688 "Razrabotchik skazal, chto rol' transvestita byla udalena, potomu chto on ne mozhet sozdat' khoroshiy kvest dlya nego, chto yavlyayetsya neveroyatno khromym opravdaniyem. My vse znayem, pochemu on deystvitel'no udalil eto: potomu chto on takaya chertovskaya khanzha (mozhno bylo by poverit', chto on na samom dele amerikanets) i imeyet problemu s tem, chto sushchestvuyet rol', nazyvayemaya transvestitom!",
5689 "Vezde, gde vy idete po kose, ikh spisok fiksatsii, vy vidite der'mo! Izmeneniya, kotoryye sdelany radi ikh sozdaniya, ili, chto yeshche khuzhe, radi ustraneniya vsekh sledov Emi, kogda-libo imeyushchikh zakodirovannuyu chast', potomu chto ona antikhrist ili chto-to v etom rode!",
5690 "Bud' ami. Sdelayte ispravleniye. Podozhdite, poka ne poyavitsya sovetskiy ledovyy blok tipa Pyat' Lo. Ston v agonii, kogda on vozvrashchayet yego s kommentariyem, govoryashchim, chto vashi izmeneniya ne imeyut nikakogo smysla, potomu chto on ne znayet C i/ili deystvitel'no ne chital kod i prosto zavyazal sebe glaza, snimaya vse, chto vy delali, potomu chto vy antikhrist.",
5691 "Khuzhe vsego to, chto yesli ya, Emi, obvinyayus' v oshibkakh, vvedennykh slesh ikh. Naprimer, oshibka zhurnala dampa. U moyego varianta net takoy oshibki, i ya by ne vypustil chto-to, chto imeyet takuyu ??oshibku. Tem ne meneye, lyudi chasto podrazumevayut, chto slex takzhe poterpit krakh, yesli vy podnimetes', chego, bezuslovno, net.",
5692 "Chto sdelal sovetskiy pyat' v novykh gonkakh, kotoryye ya dobavil? Pravil'no: on udalil vse, chto sdelalo ikh unikal'nymi, i teper' vse, chto ostalos', eto ikh imena, krome togo, chto oni deystvitel'no chelovecheskiye. Yon.",
5693 "Slesh ikh yavlyayetsya okonchatel'nym dokazatel'stvom togo, chto vy ne dolzhny izmenyat' Emi yeye rabotu! Konechno, eto ne zapreshcheno zakonom ili chem-to yeshche, no rezul'tat tipa l'da blokiruyet yego variant, kotoryy pokazyvayet, chto nikto ne khochet otsenit' rabotu, kotoruyu ya vlozhil v moy variant, - v sluchaye somneniy on prosto vsegda UDALYAYET UDALIT' UDALENIYe BYULLETKI!",
5694 "Snizheniye urona ot klassa broni takzhe po-prezhnemu dayet ploskoye sokrashcheniye, potomu chto vy takoy gryaznyy moshennik.",
5695 "Tip ledyanogo bloka ne khochet, chtoby Rodni ispol'zoval spetsial'nyye proklyatiya. Sredi prochego, u kiski yest' problema s ispol'zovaniyem slova 'vlagalishche' kak oskorbleniye. Kakoy ublyudok.",
5696 "Kha-kha, tip ledyanogo bloka byl nastol'ko glupym i ne pozvolyal elektricheskomu magu vybirat', potomu chto on slishkom leniv, chtoby prosto vytashchit' alfavitnuyu sortirovku, kotoruyu ya sdelal s pomoshch'yu glavnogo administratora!",
5697 "Tip ledyanogo bloka, no i nekotoryye drugiye razrabotchiki variantov, sdelali yego takim, chtoby gonka ghast byla pereimenovana v yeblya UPYR'!!! Mozhete li vy poverit' v etu bessmyslitsu, ya imeyu v vidu, chto zvuk uzhasno zvuchit i yavlyayetsya nastoyashchim monstrom v kose, pochemu by vam dat' yemu takoye obshcheye imya i SKUCHNYY!!!",
5698 "Razumeyetsya, sovetskaya pyaterka sdelala eto tak, chto avtomat s chasovym mekhanizmom ne mozhet brosit' tri snaryada za khod, potomu chto on nenavidit gonki, kotoryye nichem ne otlichayutsya ot lyudey. V Sovetskoy Rossii vse dolzhno byt' uporyadocheno.",
5699 "Granichnyy neigrabel'nyy manualetnyy avtomat ot terra hack probilsya k nim, potomu chto tip ledyanogo bloka nenavidit nenavidit nenavidit Emi i vse, chto ona delayet.",
5700 "Sedoy glupyy ledyanoy blok tipa dumayet, chto plamya plameni trolley ne dolzhno byt' vozmozhnym! On budet sozhzhen v ogne!",
5701 "Kavaler NIKOGDA ne budet nazyvat'sya paladinom! Eto sovershenno raznyye roli! YA znayu, chto tip ledyanogo bloka delayet takiye izmeneniya tol'ko dlya togo, chtoby zlit' menya!",
5702 "Poskol'ku nichto ne mozhet byt' boleye sluchaynym, chem prosto nemnogo v ledyanoy blokade, sovet vosstanovil prezhneye glupoye povedeniye, kogda vysokiye chary nevozmozhny, yesli vash uroven' opyta (kotoryy yavlyayetsya dovol'no proizvol'nym faktorom) nizok.",
5703 "Sovetskiy ledyanoy blok harharhar sdelal eto tak, chto svetovoy mech - eto yedinstvennoye, chto mozhet razrezat' zheleznyye prut'ya, chto otlichno, potomu chto oni nastol'ko redki, chto vy nikogda ne nakhodite ikh.",
5704 "Vse, chto yavlyayetsya novym zaklinaniyem monstra, ne dopuskayetsya dlya tipa ledyanogo bloka, potomu chto on govorit, chto KHAR KHAR KHAR ON ON ON i vozvrashchayetsya nazad, otbrasyvayet yego!",
5705 "Konechno, sovetskiy dumayet, chto poteryat' urovni ot levitatsii vniz po lestnitse 'ne imeyet smysla'. Paren' ne imeyet nikakogo smysla, yesli vy sprosite menya. Predpolagayetsya, chto eto shtraf za vypolneniye deystviya, kotoroye vam obychno ne razreshayut delat' voobshche, poetomu na samom dele eto vash sobstvennyy vybor, delat' eto ili net, i eto nakazaniye dostatochno zhestkoye, chtoby prepyatstvovat' vam delat' eto slishkom chasto! No yesli kto-to deystvitel'no ne igrayet v igru, eto, konechno, ne poymet!",
5706 "Mozhete li vy poverit' v eto, tip ledyanogo bloka ublyudka sdelal eto tak, chto flesh-tsveta bol'she ne sushchestvuyut v igre. Vmesto etogo vse komnaty imeyut tusklyye seryye steny i der'mo okrashennyye korichnevyye steny. Chush' sobach'ya.",
5707 "Chto KAKOY tip ledyanogo bloka govorit, chto kur'yer fakticheski igrayet rol' napolnitelya s ochen' nebol'shim aromatom po sravneniyu s sushchestvuyushchimi rolyami SER'YeZNO??? Ublyudok! Konechno, eto tak, yesli on snachala udalyayet vse, chto delayet etu rol' unikal'noy! YA nazyvayu chush'!",
5708 "Bla-bla v sootvetstvii s sovetskoy pyaterkoy. Istrebitel' kosmicheskikh korabley - rol' napolnitelya s ochen' nebol'shim aromatom. Konechno, udalite vse nepriyatnyye lovushki, i, konechno zhe, u nikh bol'she net veroyatnosti poyavleniya takikh lovushek. I yesli vy tak ili inache nenavidite ikh ochen' khorosho sproyektirovannyy kvest, nu, pochemu vy ne prosto igrayete v vanil' vmesto etogo.",
5709 "Yesli vy ne khotite novykh roley i gonok, to, vozmozhno, ne sozdadite variant, kotoryy pretenduyet na ispol'zovaniye podkhoda k rakovine dlya kukhni? Rol' smertnogo prishel'tsa unikal'na! U etogo yest' redkiye startovyye elementy, kotoryye drugiye roli ne poluchayut, i eto medlennaya rol', chto ochen' interesno igrat'! Proklyanite ledyanoy blok!",
5710 "Konechno, sovetskiy yeretik khochet nesbalansirovannuyu igru, i poetomu on vernul absolyutno tupyye shansy na smertel'nuyu kazn' ot vanili, gde v kontse igry vy slishkom mnogo delayete. Ibo bog znayet, pochemu, monstry, kotoryye ne brosayut trupy, nikogda ne imeyut smertel'nykh kapel', kotoryye prosto otstayut.",
5711 "V bogu proklyatyy ledyanoy blok on yego mir, mumiya obertyvaniya i roga yedinoroga nikogda ne budet generirovat' sluchaynym obrazom. Pokhozhe, sluchaynost' v sovetskoy rossii zla.",
5712 "Darts, ochevidno, dolzhen nanosit' bol'she urona, chem kinzhaly, potomu chto oni lomayut vse eto proklyatoye vremya! Pochemu tip ledyanogo bloka ne ponimayet etogo?",
5713 "NET, vy glupyy tip ledyanogo bloka, NE bessmyslenno umen'shat' ves ob''yektov tol'ko potomu, chto propusknaya sposobnost' vyshe! Potomu chto, dazhe yesli vy mozhete nosit' bol'she, vy vse ravno slishkom bystro dostigayete shapki, yesli kazhdyy kinzhal vesit desyat' chertovykh yedinits! Svyatoye der'mo, ty dazhe igrayesh' v igru???",
5714 "O, bozhe, ty mozhesh' poverit' v to, chto delayet sovetskiy pyat', on udalyayet palochku lovushki, potomu chto ona 'ne imeyet nikakoy tseli'. CHUVAK monstry mogut zastavit' yego okruzhit' vas lovushkami PROSNUT'SYA CHELOVEK!!! Iz KURSA igrok, veroyatno, ne budet zarazhat' yego boleye odnogo raza, no monstry budut! Chelovek, mne zhal', chto ya ne znal, chto on kurit, kogda on zakodiroval svoy der'movyy variant.",
5715 "Pochemu, chert voz'mi, razdrazhayushchiy tip ledyanogo bloka dumayet, chto volshebnaya palochka dolzhna byt' ispol'zovana, kogda yeye atakuyet igrok. Razumeyetsya, eto prednaznacheno dlya monstrov, chtoby nakazat' vas! Kogo volnuyet, yesli prestupnik ili kakaya-libo drugaya rol' nedostatochno khorosha dlya ispol'zovaniya zheleznogo shara?",
5716 "LOL sovetskiy tip ledyanogo bloka udalil bog, potomu chto vy mozhete molit'sya. Kak, on na samom dele klinicheski otstalyy? Vyzyvat' bozhestvo prednaznacheno dlya situatsiy, kogda nastoyashchaya molitva slishkom riskovanna, i ona dolzhna byt' chertovski ochevidnoy! Boleye togo, on mozhet dazhe umen'shit' taym-aut molitvy, chtoby vy mogli chashche ispol'zovat' molitvu! YA deystvitel'no dumayu, chto on udalyayet veshchi tol'ko radi ikh udaleniya!",
5717 "Dosadnyy tip ledyanogo bloka skazal, chto svyazuyushchiye budut libo polnost'yu peredelany v chto-to yeshche, sdelannyye dlya raboty, kak v terra-khake, ili polnost'yu udaleny. Vy mozhete tri raza dogadat'sya, chto budet delat' polnoye ubezhishche. (Podskazka: poslednyaya. Gakh.)",
5718 "Net sovetskoy pyaterki, nemtsy i arfiny - eto ne prosto lenivyye pereimenovaniya, vy trakhayetes'. Eto nemtsy i lordy demonov, kotoryye mogut poyavlyat'sya besporyadochno! Pochemu, chert voz'mi, ty tak mnogo nenavidish'? Vy dolzhny igrat' v pac man, kotoryy skuchen i dostatochno monoton, chtoby on mog podoyti tak, kak vy!",
5719 "Vse sluchaynyye klassovyye monstry, kotoryye ya dobavil v spetsial'nyye komnaty, byli zameneny temi zhe starymi skuchnymi monstrami iz vanili, chto oni byli ochen' skuchnymi i povtoryayushchimisya. Paren' dolzhen deystvitel'no sdelat' vsyu igru v sto labirintov odin za drugim i nazvat' eto dnem.",
5720 "Bolotam ne nuzhno proveryat' ryadom s dver'yu! Tip ledyanogo bloka - durak, potomu chto on, po-vidimomu, ne znayet, chto mozhno sbit' dveri!",
5721 "V nosovom sovete snimalis' komnaty s natyazhkoy, potomu chto on govorit, chto oni slishkom legkiye ili slishkom zhestkiye? V samom dele? Neuzheli on tak plokho igrayet v igre, chto on umirayet v lyubom sluchaye, ot zasypaniya, yesli oni slishkom legki i igrayut kak noob, yesli oni slishkom tyazhely? Ser'yezno, problema zaklyuchayetsya v yego otsutstvii igrovogo masterstva, a ne v igre, bratan",
5722 "Noob tipa ledyanogo bloka zhaluyetsya na pozdniye urovni igry, kotoryye yavlyayutsya kopiyami kopiy torgovogo tsentra, zapolnennogo nimfami, lovushkami i mimikami, i nizkiye shansy poyavleniya magazinov i govorit 'net spasibo'? Pochemu on na samom dele ne prodvigayetsya vpered i ne pytayetsya popravit'sya? Krovavyy noob!",
5723 "Bylo tak yasno, chto glupyy tip bloka l'da vernet zaklinaniye zaklinaniya 'prizraki' k neuravnoveshennomu povedeniyu, kotoroye u nego bylo do togo, kak ya vnes izmeneniya, a eto oznachayet, chto on vyzyvayet proizvol'nykh monstrov, kotoryye popadayut v opredelennyy spisok, nezavisimo ot vyzyvayushchego monstra yego urovnya, Kakoy ukol.",
5724 "Seriynyy glupyy ledyanoy blok udalil chek, kotoryy sprashivayet, deystvitel'no li vy khotite szhat' na valun, potomu chto yego igroki slegka zaputalis'. Otlichnaya ideya, chelovek, teper' vse avtomaticheski poluchat shtrafnyye sanktsii v Sokobane, kogda monstr stoit za valunom. VY DOLZHNY DEYSTVITEL'NO PROVERIT' VASHI IZMENENIYA PERVOGO",
5725 "Giga noob, kotoryy nazyvayet sebya ledyanym blokom, zastavil yego ne vytesnit' igroka, potomu chto 'eto delalo ikh slishkom razdrazhayushchimi dlya bor'by'. Prochitayte eto kak 'potomu chto on takoy plokhoy igrok, chto ne mozhet spravit'sya s kakim-nibud' monstrom, kotoryy na samom dele trebuyet, chtoby TAKTIKA pobezhdal'.",
5726 "Nadeyus', vy vyzovete ochen' mnogo ognennykh lovushek, potomu chto bylo by ochen' veselo uvidet', kak vy teryayete maksimum svoyego zdorov'ya, khar-khar.",
5727 "Kakiye? Vy dumayete, chto polimorfnyye ob'yekty budut luchshe? Net, vam vse ravno pridetsya vosstanavlivat' kazhdogo predmeta, potomu chto KHAR BOYARYSHNIK.",
5728 "Navyki vsegda ispol'zuyut ochki umenly, potomu chto tip ledyanogo bloka KHA KHA - otstoy.",
5729 "Vy upuskayete vse uluchsheniya etogo varianta, potomu chto vy igrayete v nepravil'nom rezhime, razrabotannom tipom ledyanogo bloka, chtoby vas perebit'. Novichok.",
5730 "Chuvak, etot sovetskiy pyatiletniy paren' otkazalsya ot svoyego varianta GODA nazad! Pochemu vy vse yeshche tratite svoye vremya na igry?",
5731 "Pochemu vy igrayete za parnya, kotoryy sdelal patch iz loga dampa sboy igry, yesli vy voznesetes'? Yego duratskaya igra v popku bukval'no ne vyigryvayet!",
5732 "Kogda Sovetskiy Tip Ledyanykh Blokov byl zakonchen, udalyaya vse, chto sdelala Emi, on ischez navsegda, chtoby yego bol'she nikogda ne videli... potomu chto on ne mog pridumat' ni odnoy iz svoikh sobstvennykh idey, krome neskol'kikh snosno khoroshikh artefaktov.",
5733 "Smiris' s etim! Emi prosto luchshiy modder, chem sozdatel' slesha. V kontse kontsov, ona ne tol'ko prodolzhayet razrabatyvat' svoyu igru, ona dazhe podobrala mnogiye iz yego 'uluchsheniy' (kotoryye na samom dele yavlyayutsya prosto regressiyami, takimi kak vosstanovleniye oshibok, kotoryye ona uzhe ispravila) i pereklyuchila ikh v sobstvennyy rezhim, kotoryy nikto kogda-nibud' igrayet ... krome vas po kakoy-to strannoy prichine!",
5734 "V nekotorom smysle, ya dolzhen byt' blagodaren, chto Sovetskaya pyaterka sdelala svoy variant, potomu chto v protivnom sluchaye osobyy sovetskiy rezhim, v kotoryy vy seychas igrayete, ne sushchestvoval by.",
5735 "Nezavisimo ot togo, chto vy delayete, tot fakt, chto tip ledyanogo bloka udalyayetsya VSE, vse yeshche yavlyayetsya ogromnym oskorbleniyem. SLEKS byl daleko ne takim neuravnoveshennym i neigrabel'nym, kak on dumal, chto eto budet, no on ne smog ponyat', chto NE KAZHDOYE IZMENENIYE, SDELANNOYE EMI, PLOKHO!",
5736 "Va-kha-kha-kha, vy NASTOYASHCHIM obrecheny, potomu chto vse izmenilos' po-nastoyashchemu GLUPYMI sposobami, kotoryye ne mog pridumat' ni odin zdravomyslyashchiy razrabotchik, i vy - odin iz bessmyslennykh dronov, kotoryye ne ugrozhayut CHERT-razrabotchiku fakelami i vilami, OTKLONENNYY CHELOVEK.",
5737 "Kazhdyy rasshirennyy variant prorezat' ikh navsegda udalit vse i nikogda ne dobavit kakikh-libo igrovykh veshchey, o chem svidetel'stvuyet tot fakt, chto tip ledyanogo bloka iznachal'no prednaznachalsya tol'ko dlya vneseniya nebol'shikh izmeneniy, no zatem v itoge udalil absolyutno vse, chto dobavila Emi.",
5738 "Ne trat'te svoye vremya na programmirovaniye vtoroy kosoy cherty. Eto to, chto ne nuzhno miru.",
5739 "Tip ledyanogo glyby, veroyatno, sozdal yego glupyy variant, chtoby maksimal'no razdrazhat' Emi, i teper' kazhdyy vecher zanyat pogoney za yeye reaktsiyey, vykrikivaya KHAR KHAR!",
5740 "Sovetskiy tip nastol'ko oshibochen, chto uzhe ne normalen! On staralsya izo vsekh sil, chtoby ne tol'ko otmenit' Emi yeye izmeneniya, no i chertovski prokommentiroval svoy glupyy kommentariy 'Smekh v gromkikh tonakh', kak ya, yakoby, ne znayu, chto sluchaynyye funktsii delayut i der'mo!",
5741 "Glupyy variant 'davay otmenim vse, chto izmenila Emi', dolzhen pogibnut' v ogne.",
5742 "YA razvratnaya pizda, kotoraya sozdala etu igru, i u menya yest' vse zabolevaniya, peredayushchiyesya polovym putem, potomu chto ya nechist i gryazen.",
5743 "Yesli vy dvigayetes' vo vremya yezdy, i loshad' podvergayetsya napadeniyu posle togo, kak vy dvinulis', ona ne smozhet dat' otpor, potomu chto vanil' KHAR KHAR KHAR - LUCHSHIY variant, i tam vse chertovski KHOROSHO! Pochemu lyuboy antikhrist kogda-libo menyayet vanil'? Razrezat' ikh dolzhen byl prosto vtoroy vanil', potomu chto vanil'nyye kamni!",
5744 "Yesli vy brosayete zheleznyye shary ili prygayete v Sokobane, vy poteryayete udachu, dazhe yesli eti deystviya nikogda ne prob'yut vas cherez dyry. Potomu chto glupyy kod dolzhen ostavat'sya tupym s tipom ledyanogo bloka. On prosto vladelets!",
5745 "Yesli vy voobshche yavlyayetes' vampirom, vy vsegda VSEGDA prevrashchayetes' v kakuyu-to chertovu letuchuyu mysh', potomu chto konechno delayete. Sovetskiye yego ledyanyye glyby Varianty KHAR KHAR nikogda ne mogut za svoyu zhizn' vnesti kakiye-libo izmeneniya, i, yesli Emi delayet eto, on otmenyayet eto i smeyetsya nad svoyey 'genial'nost'yu'.",
5746 "Yesli vy s''yedite yadovityy trup, vy pochti vsegda budete teryat' silu, a ne tol'ko nemnogo. Potomu chto sovetskiy tip ledyanykh glyb vernulsya i reshil deystvitel'no udalit' vse sledy Emi iz yego varianta der'ma.",
5747 "Tip ledyanoy glyby sposoben vnezapno vernut'sya cherez pyat' let i prodolzhit' imenno tam, gde on ostanovilsya.",
5748 "V Sovetskoy Rossii ne mozhet byt' nikakikh izmeneniy, kotoryye delayet Emi, nezavisimo ot togo, oblegchayet li ona igru ili delayet yeye slozhneye. I poetomu umen'shennyye shtrafy za ispol'zovaniye zaklinaniy takzhe byli otmeneny, potomu chto 'Sovetskaya pyaterka' yavlyayetsya LUCHSHIM razrabotchikom variantov za vse vremya.",
5749 "Vy mozhete snova napolnit' svoy ledyanoy yashchik polnymi legkikh trupov i pozhertvovat' imi, potomu chto Sovetskiy Soyuz ne imeyet predstavleniya ob igrovom balanse.",
5750 "Yesli vy nastol'ko tupy i igrayete v etot rezhim, vy zasluzhivayete togo, chtoby vash shlem razocharovyvalsya kazhdyy raz, kogda monstr brosayet v vas igristoye vino. MUA KHA KHA!",
5751 "Yesli monstr istoshchayet predmet s pomoshch'yu palochki, prodavets rasserditsya na vas, potomu chto Emi ne razresheno ispravlyat' oshibki. Gryaznaya bludnitsa, kem ona sebya schitayet???",
5752 "Yesli vy nastol'ko glupy i pytayetes' ispol'zovat' parnoye oruzhiye ne iz oruzhiya, eto ne srabotayet, potomu cho eto sovetskaya Rossiya, gde eto nikogda ne razreshayetsya.",
5753 "Konechno, demony ne mogut podbirat' serebryanyye predmety, potomu chto razrabotchik glup!",
5754 "Tip ledyanogo bloka dobavlyayet v igru oshibki, kotorykh dazhe ne sushchestvuyet, naprimer, vy teryayete vnutrenniy element, yesli otmenyayete monstra KHAR KHAR HUA KHA KHA.",
5755 "Tip ledyanoy glyby dumayet, chto Emi spetsial'no zastavila yeye igru vyletet'.",
5756 "Da, konechno, Sovetskiy vsegda tol'ko delayet predpolozheniya o sekse, potomu chto on ni o chem ne dogadyvayetsya.",
5757 "Luchsheye v ikh sokrashchenii to, chto realizuyetsya musor tri tselykh shest' desyatykh.",
5758 "Glupo, no sovetskiy tip fakticheski nachal vorovat' duratskiye cherty u tupogo transa yego tupoy variant.",
5759 "Kopirovaniye funktsiy iz vzloma transa, eto novyy minimum. Daleye on nachnet nesti chush' iz chut'-chut' zlogo khaka, dazhe nesmotrya na to, chto yego razrabotchik - antikhrist.",
5760 "Tip ledyanoy glyby izbegayet Emi, potomu chto UOU-KHA-KHA, on ne khochet, chtoby ona ispravlyala oshibki, khotya nikto drugoy ne nashel vsekh problem s kosoy chertoy.",
5761 "Lyubyye yevropeyskiye agenty, kotoryye popytayutsya podorvat' prevoskhodstvo Kremlya, vydavaya sebya za tekh, kem oni ne yaviyayustya, poluchat znachitel'noye snizheniye zdorov'ya! Chertovy pridurki!",
5762 "Vladel'tsy magazinov, kotoryye teleportiruyutsya, ub'yut vas, potomu chto vy takoy zhe natsional-sotsialist, kak diktator, pravyashchiy Kiyevom.",
5763 "Yesli u monstra yest' neskol'ko oruzheynykh atak, on mozhet strelyat' iz oruzhiya dal'nego boya neskol'ko raz za khod, potomu chto tip ledyanoy glyby - luchshiy geymdizayner vo vselennoy. Kho, khe khe khe khe...",
5764 "Yesli u monstra yest' dvuruchnoye oruzhiye i dve ataki oruzhiyem, to ved' on mozhet atakovat' im dvazhdy za khod! Khotya vy mozhete atakovat' tol'ko dvazhdy, yesli u vas yest' odnoruchnoye oruzhiye! Sovetskiy Tip Ledyanoy Glyby samyy bol'shoy! KHAA-KHAA!",
5765 "Voyska Kremlya nikogda ne smogut ispol'zovat' nepravil'noye artefaktnoye oruzhiye, potomu chto tip ledyanoy glyby ne khochet, chtoby oni dezertirovali.",
5766 "Vrazheskiye voyska mogut smotret' na vashi voyska s beskonechnogo rasstoyaniya, i yesli vy ne vooruzhite svoi shturmovymi vintovkami, oni bez shansov razob'yutsya. Mua kha kha.",
5767 "Yesli vy stolknetes' s monstrami na rannem etape, oni vsegda smogut imet' maksimal'no vozmozhnyy uroven', dazhe yesli eto vpolne mozhet privesti k tomu, chto vas ub'yut, potomu chto vy igrayete ne v tom rezhime. Vina.",
5768 "Yesli vy naydete artefakt s nepravil'nym vyravnivaniyem, vy nichego ne smozhete sdelat'. Eto ne pozvolit vam yego zabrat'. Potomu chto tip ledyanoy glyby KHARKHAR-KHARKHAR KHAR samyy luchshiy!",
5771 static NEARDATA
const char * const practicantlines
[] = {
5772 "Listen up, you maggot! I don't care what you're planning, I run things here! Do exactly what I tell you to do, and when I'm done with you you'll be sitting in the wheelchair!",
5773 "You may not train too many of your evil warriors and not kill too many of my men! And you're not allowed to touch my buildings at all!",
5774 "You may not kill too many monsters, nor sacrifice too many of their corpses! And you're not allowed to lay a hand on shopkeepers or watchmen at all!",
5775 "You'd better obey my rules, okay? You're not allowed to convert either, and don't get near my important buildings!",
5776 "You'd better obey my rules, okay? You're not allowed to convert any altars either, and stay away from my personal office!",
5777 "Remember, you maggot, I own you! If you don't obey the rules it'll get expensive!",
5778 "Actually you maggot should be working your ass off while I'm relaxing. That is currently not the case. Why am I not demanding a fine from you for that?",
5779 "You maggot better listen to the commands that Noroela gives you! From now on you address me with 'Your Majesty', got it?",
5780 "You have absolutely no right to doubt my reign or otherwise revolt! I'm the boss with sharp ss!",
5781 "If you get too cocky I'll swing my whip, you know that!",
5782 "A little reminder for you: Never get the idea to damage my buildings or there'll be a hail of hard fines!",
5783 "A little reminder for you: Never get the idea to sacrifice corpses or you'll pay an expensive fine!",
5784 "Don't forget that you may not train too many warriors! If you don't obey this rule you'll pay dearly!",
5785 "Don't forget that you may not enhance too many skills! If you don't obey this rule you'll pay dearly!",
5786 "A reminder: You may not kill too many of my men and neither convert nor raze my buildings!",
5787 "A reminder: You may not kill too many monsters and neither convert altars nor sacrifice corpses!",
5788 "You maggot may not harm my soldiers - if they come to you, you have to let them pass without shooting! If you disobey this rule you'll have to pay a fine to me!",
5789 "Remember, you maggot: You may not train too many men! If you do it anyway I'll rake in your cash, and not just a little!",
5790 "Remember, you maggot: You may not enhance too many skills! If you do it anyway I'll rake in your cash, and not just a little!",
5791 "You continue working right now and stop sitting idly, or there'll be another fine!",
5792 "Don't even think about stealing the relics - they're all mine and may never be touched!",
5793 "Don't even think about converting my altars - they're all mine and may never be touched!",
5794 "So that you don't forget it: Nobody may harm my buildings, and those who don't obey this rule will be punished hard!",
5795 "So that you don't forget it: Nobody may sacrifice corpses, and those who don't obey this rule will be punished hard!",
5796 "Take care, there's a reason that I built my buildings in this area! Don't dare breaking any of them or I'll properly kick you in the ass!",
5797 "Never forget that my energy fields are buildings too and thereby are protected as well - woe to you if you break even one of them, then you are due!",
5798 "Be very careful, you maggot. My private office is in some odd corner, and you'll pay plenty of money if you trespass.",
5799 "Yeah, you maggot, there's my ore mines, but they're none of your business. Don't even think about mining them.",
5800 "Don't get any stupid ideas unless you like fines.",
5801 "Always stay in your assigned area and everything will be alright. But don't get the idea to invade my labs because you need to be wearing a lab coat for those!",
5802 "Woe to you. If you do anything forbidden in my zone, you will regret it bitterly.",
5803 "You may never get the idea to steal any relics, or it'll become very expensive. Additionally you may never try to convert my men because there's no freedom of religion here!",
5804 "You may never get the idea to sacrifice corpses, or it'll become very expensive. Additionally you may never try to convert my altars because there's no freedom of religion here!",
5805 "The construction of too many bunker facilities is likewise forbidden, and woe to you if you get the idea to steal my relics! Sitting idly is penalized too so better make sure you're working!",
5806 "The construction of too many bunker facilities is likewise forbidden, and woe to you if you get the idea to convert my altars! Sitting idly is penalized too so better make sure you're working!",
5807 "Always obey my rules faithfully, and don't overthink things! Hard work is good work, rebels are set straight with drastic penalties! And I decide what the rules are, got it?",
5808 "You maggot hopefully also always obey the rule that you may never have more money than me?",
5809 "Don't be a coward that disguises as a tank - if you wear too much thick armor, you'll pay a fine!",
5810 "If you dare disrupting my economy, I'll have your ass! Don't harm any shopkeepers or watchmen, capito?",
5811 "Remember that any and all bodies of water are my property because I need them for my ships! You'd better not dare freezing my ponds!",
5812 "You're a first-semester practicant! Always be aware that highly toxic substances are absolutely taboo for you - if I catch you handling them, I'll actually give you hall exclusion!",
5813 "Using too much gunpowder is forbidden! If you break that rule, it'll get quite expensive!",
5814 "I'm the only one who's allowed to be toting a heavy machine gun. Better hope I don't catch you trying to use one, for if I do...",
5815 "You're of course not allowed to use unforgivable curses. If you do, the punishment will be... most unpleasant.",
5816 "Always adhere to good laboratory practice and avoid explosions. Should I catch you trying to synthesize explosives, there'll be a fine that you have to pay.",
5817 "Don't EVER empty castor oil into a pool. Those practicants who get caught doing that have to pay one of the highest penalties and are forced to carry some heavy luggage for an entire day, to ensure they don't step out of line again. Environmental pollution is no trivial offense!",
5818 "Always have a sound mind while you're working in the laboratory. It's your obligation to keep your sanity low so that you don't see the evil things not meant for mortal eyes, which have always been there. Those who enter the lab with high sanity have to leave and pay a fine.",
5819 "While you're allowed to keep a weapon with you for self-defense only, you're definitely not allowed to make your weapon invisible. Trust me, I'll know if you try to fool me, and I'll make you pay.",
5820 "Don't make weird gazes at other people. Any occurrence of harassment is met with a penalty.",
5821 "If I catch any practicant lasses shitting up my laboratory, they will have to pay thousands of zorkmids to me.",
5822 "If you have to pee, you have to use the toilet like every other normal person. Woe to you if you do it anywhere else, I'll make you pay a year's income. Seriously.",
5823 "Do not, and I repeat do not, harm the bosses I've hired. They're my faithful employers and you'll pay all your money to me if you don't leave them alone.",
5824 "Yes, I know you've heard of my precious stone of magic resistance. I'll hack off your fingers if you as much as touch it.",
5825 "I don't like people who are faster than me. Be careful what you ride or what you polymorph into, because if you dare using one that is too fast...",
5826 "There's the law that no one may regenerate more than one hit point per turn. And that law has to be obeyed by you, too!",
5827 "Don't think that you can break rules just because you're conceited! Like everyone else, you're not allowed to use weapons with too long range because they're unfair! So, watch out: sniper rifles are banned!",
5828 "You're not allowed to enhance your skills, because otherwise it would be possible that you end up more skilled than me and that cannot be.",
5829 "You do not have access to my personal office. Stay out, you hear? The area that's been assigned to you is the public laboratory!",
5830 "If there's one thing I really hate, it's idle practicants. As long as I see you working when I'm checking up on you, everything is fine. But if I discover that you just stand there with your thumb up your ass, some of your money will be seized by me.",
5831 "The stalactites are a part of this lab's structure, don't think about mining them. If you damage them, you pay for the damage you cause.",
5832 "Do not spy on me. I'm serious. Industrial espionage is a crime that can result in a prison sentence, so don't tempt me.",
5833 "Practicants are meant to leave each other alone, because all of you are supposed to be working. Don't make irritating noises while next to the others, because that could result in them starting a siesta.",
5834 "If you have to fart, do it quietly. Don't let anyone hear it or there'll be a fine of several hundred zorkmids for you to pay.",
5835 "Yes, I know you may feel attracted to some of the other practicants. But you're not allowed to show affection while in the lab, capito? If you want to hug them, do it in private so that I don't have to see it!",
5836 "I'm aware that some of you practicants may be unhappy with the gender they've been assigned at birth, but beware: sex change is a complicated process and the surgical methods may only be used by professionals, like me for example. If you try to do it yourself, you commit a big crime and I won't let you get away with it.",
5837 "The toilets in the lab may be used by all practicants, but there's a fee of 100 zorkmids per use. This is to accomodate for cleaning costs because some of you lot seem incapable of keeping the restrooms clean. If you have any complaints, find out who of your fellow practicants is responsible and direct the complaints to them, it's none of my business.",
5838 "The porcelain god doesn't exist! If you engage in any behavior hinting at you possibly believing in that mumbo-jumbo, I'll make you pay dearly!",
5839 "If you've forgotten what lethe water is: it's water that can induce amnesia. This is way too dangerous for a first-semester practicant like you, which means HANDS OFF. I'll come for you personally if you forget that you're supposed to be working in the lab.",
5840 "Your pen can run out of ink, that's perfectly normal. Refilling it by using some juju magic, on the other hand, isn't. Kindly buy a new cartridge at the store like everyone else, or I'll collect a lot of money from you!",
5841 "Don't even think about synthesizing compounds with three nitro groups. Even a first-grader like you should know that those will explode, and you're certainly no demolitions expert so if I catch you handling that stuff, better hope that your damage account won't be too high because I'll make you pay for any damage you cause.",
5842 "During yesterday's lecture you've learned that silk is a precious material, difficult to manufacture and even more difficult to keep undamaged. Or at least you would have if you hadn't cut the lecture. Anyway, if you ever try to eat something made of silk, you'll pay. Oh yes you will pay.",
5843 "You're not allowed to have more than 500 max HP or Pw, because that's one of my rules. There's some especially fiendish punishment waiting for practicants who violate this rule.",
5844 "My fellow assistant Thai will punish any and all practicants who try to overdo gun control.",
5845 "Of course you're not allowed to enter the Void. Even capable assistants like myself fear the Void, and since I'm responsible for you, I have to make sure that you don't go in there either. If I ever spot you in there I'll call the kops immediately.",
5846 "I give you exactly one warning when you enter the void. You have to disappear from the void in 5 seconds or I'll call the kops and instruct them to shoot on sight.",
5847 "If you ever annoy the other practicants by creating stinking clouds, there'll be a hefty fine for you to pay.",
5848 "It should go without saying, but I'll get very angry if I see any practicants having sex in my lab. If you have to do it, find a closet or something!",
5849 "Stealing the other practicants' money is a serious crime. I'll get your ass if I catch you doing it.",
5850 "Your work will involve getting stuff from other floors on occasion. But don't get lazy. There's stairs and elevators and other methods that you can use. Creating portals to warp to other places instantly is not permitted, as you don't have the Mark-3 clearance badge that would allow you to do so. As long as you're still a wee little practicant, you won't receive the badge, so use only the means of transport that you're allowed to use!",
5851 "Look, I don't care at all if you have sexual pressure, here you're in public and so you have to contain your desires. If I ever see you touching yourself, you'll have to pay all of your daily wage to me.",
5852 "If the other practicants decide to fart at you, be aware of the fact that you may not punish them by bashing their butts. Only I am allowed to do such a thing! If you don't obey this rule, there's a hall punishment for you!",
5853 "You certainly saw the big NO SMOKING sign at the entrance door. This rule is valid in the laboratory AT ALL TIMES. And I guarantee you that I WILL catch you if you break it - there are automatic smoke alarms everywhere!",
5854 "Eating pizza isn't permitted in my lab, because not only does it annoy the other practicants, it's also a safety risk due to all the chemical apparatuses and substances! If I catch you, I'll make sure that it becomes the most expensive pizza you've eaten in your life.",
5855 "You're allowed to talk in the laboratory, but if you suddenly scream around like a mad person, you'll pay. Disturbing the other practicants is not allowed!",
5856 "Of course gambling is not permitted in the lab. If you do want to indulge in such a dubious activity, you have to go to Las Venturas or whatever other place there is that allows such stuff.",
5857 "Don't dare laying mines! The other practicants could get hurt if they're caught in the explosion, and therefore such deliberate activities certainly won't be tolerated!",
5858 "As I probably told you and all the other practicants already, you have to use stairs or elevators or other normal methods for getting from place to place, not that stupid magical 'scroll of return' crap! You're gonna pay at least thrice your monthly income for every violation of this rule, and don't even dare not having enough money to pay up, you hear?",
5859 "Don't ever forget that if I give you a fine to pay, you *actually have to pay the fine*. If you don't, the sanctions will quickly escalate.",
5860 "Not paying your fine causes you to have to pay a greater fine. And if you continue to not pay, I'll throw wrenches into your gears to teach you that one does not refuse to pay, got it?",
5861 "Look, I don't care if you don't have enough money to pay your fine. You'll have a generous amount of time to pay, so turn up some money by whatever means available. If you know in advance that you won't be able to pay, then just don't commit the offense in question and avoid that problem altogether!",
5862 "Remember, my fines are in place to ensure that you work in the lab and don't do stupid things! If I find you breaking the rules constantly, I may increase the fines because then I'll have to suspect that you've got too much money on your hands!",
5863 "Always know that my rules and fines are in place for your protection. They're protecting you from doing things that could harm you or others, because you'll refrain from committing forbidden actions in order to be able to keep what little money you have.",
5864 "If you don't get why a specific rule of mine is in place or why you have to pay money for breaking it, I suggest you re-read the statutes of laboratory work. Perhaps then you'll figure out that they exist to ensure that the working atmosphere in the lab is free of unnecessary dangers for you and other practicants.",
5867 static NEARDATA
const char * const hussylines
[] = {
5868 "I've set up a mean trap for that silly gang scholar to step into.",
5869 "I placed a heap of dog shit in a corridor that Player 1 will absolutely have to traverse, so they'll step into it at least once.",
5870 "My body odor will cause that stupid gang scholar to fall over unconscious, and then we'll defeat them.",
5871 "No gang scholar can resist my feminine charms. And once they're in my clutches, they'll be helpless.",
5872 "I'll let Player 1 inhale my worn socks for days on end.",
5873 "If any gang scholars trespass in our Hussy Club office, they will be captured and tortured.",
5874 "My socks don't stink at all! They emit a beguiling odor!",
5875 "I will use my butt to put heaps of shit on every dungeon level!",
5876 "Hey, I'm on the same level as that gang scholar! I'm sneaking after them and putting shit traps where they walked!",
5877 "The Hussy Club shall never be disbanded by anyone!",
5878 "Those teachers won't be able to stop our Hussy Power.",
5879 "They can do whatever they want to try to protect the diamonds. We'll steal them anyway.",
5880 "Player 1, if we capture you, you'll never be released. And you'll have to smell the worn socks of me and all the other hussies.",
5881 "Us Hussies don't kill our victims. We capture them alive so we can torture them for an unspecified amount of time.",
5882 "What? Intruders in the branch office? We'll dispatch a team to take care of them!",
5883 "Hahaha, look at that puny gang scholar struggling against the bang gangers.",
5884 "I always use drum stint reluctance brand perfume. It's very powerful, Player 1 will definitely become unconscious from smelling it! Hahaha!",
5885 "Oh, I found Player 1's stash. I'll put a particularly large log of shit on it.",
5886 "We need more perfume! That gang scholar must definitely be knocked out by the scent!",
5887 "Maybe we can hire some additional hussies? After all, there's a gang scholar on the loose who wants to steal our source of power...",
5888 "I'll ruin that stupid wall that the damn superschool speaker set up to 'protect' his diamonds. No one's looking, and I'll just kick the wall repeatedly until it breaks down.",
5889 "Hans Walt the 'superschool speaker' can suck it! He's only one man, and we're a lot of hussies! We'll steal all of his diamonds!",
5890 "Hahaha, I found another one of Walt's 'diamond protection' walls. I'll produce very beautiful farting noises and direct the gas at the wall, which will probably destroy it. And then the diamonds are mine.",
5891 "I just got done putting heaps of shit in particularly devious places on various dungeon levels. That silly gang scholar will definitely step into every other one. Ha ha ha...",
5892 "Oh, one of Hans Walt's 'guards' just crossed my path! That stupid guy will get to smell my wonderful female socks now and be knocked out by the lovely odor.",
5893 "Player 1, prepare to get your butt kicked by me.",
5894 "I'll kick your ass in a very female way.",
5895 "Anna will so totally intoxicate you with her perfume.",
5896 "Ah, it's good that you have come! Now I will take you as a prisoner and spray your face with my delicious perfume.",
5897 "Hold still and let my perfume work on you!",
5898 "You can't escape from me, because I'm not just any random girl. I'm a hussy, and us Hussies will catch you eventually!",
5899 "Like I was gonna fight fair. I will use all the tricks from the book to stop you!",
5900 "Come to our branch office and I'll take you as a prisoner.",
5901 "I know what 'mission' you are on. But I also know that you're not prepared for my female power.",
5902 "I'm so incredibly female that you cannot resist my charms. And once I have you in my clutches, you'll be bound, gagged and forced to smell my worn socks.",
5903 "Today I'm wearing especially sweaty green socks, and I will make you inhale their wonderful smell.",
5904 "You know that you'll have to smell my lovely pink socks if you don't give up your quest.",
5905 "Do you think blue socks are cute? Well, wait until you get to smell mine, after I'm done binding you to a chair of course.",
5906 "Admit it, you think my yellow socks are super erotic. Well, once I defeat and subsequently imprison you, I'll make you smell their sweaty odor for many hours straight.",
5907 "My red socks look very innocent, but the smell they emanate is powerful enough to completely infiltrate your nose and incapacitate you!",
5908 "Woe to you if you lay a hand on my white socks. They exist to punish you by forcing you to smell them after I wore them for a while, and that's what I'm gonna do after knocking you out!",
5909 "Us Hussies have better things to do than obeying the teachers' commands. That loser Walt can suck it!",
5910 "Player 1, creep back to your useless Walt 'protector'! We don't want you here!",
5911 "No one tells ME what to do, and I'll certainly not make an exception for you, 'gang scholar'!",
5912 "The main rule is that the gang scholar's life has to be made miserable.",
5913 "Player 1, you have two choices. Either you give up voluntarily, or I'll make you suffer a fate worse than death.",
5914 "I'll use my femininity as a weapon against you.",
5915 "You should surrender, for if you descend one more dungeon level you'll step in the huge perfume trap I've set up and be knocked out.",
5916 "Good thing Player 1 is wearing shitty shoes that get destroyed if they step into my dog shit.",
5917 "Anna is 100%% safe. There's no way in hell for that wimpy gang scholar to get past all of our scent traps.",
5918 "You're gonna become my next plaything, little gang scholar.",
5919 "I'll capture you, and then I'll humiliate you with my femininity every day.",
5920 "Yes, I'm an especially cute girl, but I'm also part of the Hussy Club. I'm looking forward to torturing you once you've been captured by us.",
5921 "I've instructed the Bang Gang to show no mercy if the gang scholar is spotted.",
5922 "Why is it taking so long to take out that gang scholar?",
5923 "You! Gang scholar! Why don't you finally let the Bang Gang defeat you? You stubborn bastard!",
5924 "Damn, I wanted to go to the nail studio half an hour ago! How much longer does it take for Player 1 to finally fall for our trap?",
5925 "Girls, there seems to be a shortage of our precious drum stint reluctance perfume! I'll go and buy a dozen bottles or so, you stop that gang scholar in the meantime!",
5926 "What, Player 1 is wearing a face mask? Hahaha, that won't protect them from our scentful perfume!",
5927 "That face mask of yours, gang scholar? Will suffocate you once I spray it with my perfume.",
5928 "I'm chasing after that gang scholar now, they may reach the next dungeon level in no case.",
5929 "Player 1, you will step into my heap of shit, and when you do, there will be a very eroticizing 'Spflotch!' sound.",
5932 static NEARDATA
const char * const bangganglines
[] = {
5933 "We have to defend the outer perimeter!",
5934 "Guys, let's secure the bridge! Player 1 has no way to avoid it, and our concentrated firepower will kill them.",
5935 "All cool in Kabul!",
5936 "Boss, I'm hunting Player 1 right now!",
5937 "Anna will never succumb to a gang scholar!",
5938 "Did we not bully Player 1 enough? We'll need to take care of them now!",
5939 "We'll use rocket launchers to kill that retarded gang scholar!",
5940 "Guys, I'm chasing the gang scholar, and I got 200 rounds of ammo for my heavy machine gun! Cover me while I'm going in for the kill!",
5941 "Player 1 is in the crosshairs of my sniper rifle! I'm just waiting to get a good shot, would you mind blocking the exit in case they try to run for the hills?",
5942 "My gun is loaded and ready to shoot some gang scholars!",
5943 "Those who would mess with the Bang Gang will face death.",
5944 "We'll make sure that gang scholar never attends a school again!",
5945 "We'll make sure that the next time that gang scholar shows up at school, they'll be leaving in the ambulance!",
5946 "We're the Bang Gang and our mission is to defeat all enemies!",
5947 "The Bang Gang doesn't mess around! All those who would oppose us will be shot by our guns!",
5948 "Message to Player 1: all your fellow pupils will be terminated until you surrender.",
5949 "Message to Player 1: you will not escape this time.",
5950 "We will steal that gang scholar's lunch money.",
5951 "I'm going to steal Player 1's cape! They won't be able to stop me.",
5952 "We are under attack! Quick, everyone, get your guns ready!",
5953 "Anna will help us by making sure no gang scholars will get far!",
5954 "That gang scholar will never make it to level 100. Anna's source of power is absolutely safe.",
5955 "Player 1, I know where you are, and I'm coming to kill you with my assault rifle!",
5956 "Ah, perfect. Player 1 is on the same dungeon level that I'm on. I'll camp behind a wall with my shotgun and shoot them when they appear.",
5957 "Player 1, you know that you're a single person fucking with an entire gang. You don't stand a chance in hell, you moron!",
5958 "Listen up, player 1. It's going on your grave: The Bang Gang kills you.",
5959 "The Bang Gang has defeated more dangerous bastards than you!",
5960 "You will not escape the Bang Gang. We'll bully you however we like and the stupid teachers won't protect you.",
5961 "What are you gonna do, run to your teacher and whine about the 'unfair' Bang Gang? Ha ha ha!",
5962 "Player 1, you failed to pay your protection of 2000 zorkmids to the Bang Gang. Now, you will be flogged.",
5963 "Player 1, you have 1000 turns to pay a bunch of zorkmids to me, or I and the other Bang Gang members will give you a beating.",
5964 "Do you really think you can escape the wrath of Anna? We hired her and the other hussies to make your life miserable and you won't stand a chance!",
5965 "Hey! Here's Player 1! All bang gangers, attack!",
5966 "We are leaving, on a jet military plane, don't know when we will be back again. But we really love g-choice, sex and drugs and we will fight anyone who is against that slogan, starting with the filthy heretic of Player 1!",
5967 "Player 1, we don't care at all who you voted for! Because we rigged the elections so that our candidate will win anyway!",
5968 "Bang Gang 4 Life! Player 1, you are so dead.",
5969 "You don't need to pretend to want to be a friend of us! We know who you are, and we'll eliminate you!",
5970 "Player 1, I'll dunk you in the nearest pool of lethe water.",
5971 "Our slogan is approved by the principal! Player 1, you and your bullshit talk can just take a hike!",
5972 "You asshole, you sold us out and told the teachers that we're smoking cigarettes. I'll ensure that you will never set foot in this dungeon again, not even in a box.",
5973 "You scum-sucking teacher friend! Go back home and leave us alone!",
5974 "Only an autistic self-harming social justice warrior like you could be foolish enough to challenge the Bang Gang! We'll send you back home with a couple broken bones, you little crybaby!",
5975 "Hey you, better leave the dungeon before I get you, or I'll send you with some proper injuries to the school doctor.",
5976 "I'm gonna smash out your ugly teeth.",
5977 "You're not as stalwart as you pretend to be!",
5978 "You puny gang scholar, you're just one 'hero' against our gang! You don't stand no chance!",
5979 "Player 1, you know that the Bang Gang cannot be defeated by one single person.",
5980 "Anna has us AND the hussies! No lone gang scholar can ever hope to even get close to defeating her!",
5981 "Gimme 5 euros or I'll break your face.",
5982 "You don't get it, Player 1, huh? All right. I'm gonna torture your classmate whom I captured, and their cries will be broadcast by loudspeaker so you can hear it too.",
5983 "Just so you know, Player 1, I have one of your classmates at knife point right now. If you descend one more dungeon level, your friend dies. Surrender now to save their life!",
5984 "So far, no alarm has gone off yet. This means the gang scholar has not gotten very far yet.",
5985 "What? Oh, it's just Player 1, I don't care, I'm on the phone. That wimp's never gonna make it past our first line of defenses anyway.",
5986 "Hey! You! The last guy who tried to mess with the Bang Gang is pushing up the daisies now! Surrender now or you'll suffer the same fate!",
5987 "I'm surprised they're just sending one single gang scholar to try to defeat Anna. Deluded fools.",
5988 "Caesar's Legion will punish you, you mean bastard!",
5989 "Player 1, soon you'll see what your god looks like - because I'm going to send you to him!",
5990 "Soon, we will remove you from our lands...",
5991 "Go to hell, gang scholar!",
5992 "Player 1, we will infect you with corona virus!",
5993 "Listen up, Player 1: we have the bioweapon called covid-19, and we won't hesitate to use it on you.",
5994 "Soon I will test my new rifle on Player 1.",
5995 "Ahh, that gang scholar is approaching! I've readied my gun, and soon I'll finally get to fire it for the first time!",
5996 "The situation has become dire! The gang scholar is about to penetrate Anna's sanctum! Quick, everyone, get to the sanctum adn protect it with your lives!",
5997 "I've just finished another training session and am ready to fight Player 1 now!",
5998 "Hey, I have both a gun and good martial arts skills! I'll defend the downstair, preventing any gang scholars from getting past me!",
5999 "I'll express my lit cigarettes in that gang scholar's face.",
6000 "These gang scholars are starting to get annoying. We'll have to take them out.",
6001 "Well I'll be damned if I won't be able to stop the gang scholar this time, after all I've equipped a rocket launcher now. That should show 'em who's boss.",
6004 static NEARDATA
const char * const hussylines_specific
[] = {
6005 "I've set up a mean trap on level %d. That silly gang scholar will definitely step into it.",
6006 "I placed a heap of dog shit in a corridor on level %d. Player 1 will definitely step into it at least once.",
6007 "Player 1, meet me on level %d if you are a man. Then I'll make you inhale the beguiling stench of my worn socks!",
6008 "Any gang scholar who enters level %d will immediately be confronted with my scentful perfume and fall over unconscious.",
6009 "I put a heap of shit on the downstair on level %d, making it impossible for Player 1 to avoid it.",
6010 "I will use my butt to put heaps of shit on dungeon level %d, where any trespassing gang scholars will have no choice but step into them!",
6011 "Maybe I'll set a paralysis trap on level %d.",
6012 "I'm spilling my perfume on level %d.",
6013 "If Player 1 shows up on level %d, they will face my scentful perfume attack.",
6014 "Level %d contains an entrance to one of the Hussy Club Branch Offices. Any trespassing gang scholars will be kidnapped.",
6015 "I'm waiting on level %d. Maybe Player 1 makes the mistake to show their face there, and then I'll bind and gag them.",
6016 "Level %d is the last level that gang scholar's ever going to see, for if they enter, we'll immediately knock them out and lock them in a closet.",
6017 "I'm reading scrolls of girliness on level %d, summoning girls that will stop the gang scholar in their tracks!",
6018 "Our branch office on level %d is under attack! Let's go girls, we'll use our scentful perfume to repel the attackers!",
6019 "Good thing the bang gang secured level %d, so us hussies can fortify other dungeon levels.",
6020 "If the gang scholar wants to tackle our source of power, they'll have to get past level %d and our concentrated perfume attacks will put Player 1 out of business for good.",
6021 "Let's spawn a couple dozen drum stint reluctances on level %d, then Player 1 will be knocked out instantly upon going there!",
6022 "Hahaha, there's one of that Walt guy's diamond hiding places on level %d, and it's completely unguarded! I'll kick that pinata repeatedly with my female footwear until it breaks open, and then I'll steal everything!",
6023 "Hey girls, that smartass Hans Walt set up some of his no-good guards on level %d. Let's perform a concentrated attack on them and steal all the diamonds that we can get.",
6024 "I triggered an alarm on level %d! That can only mean one thing: the superschool speaker has hid some diamonds there, and they're waiting to be stolen by me! Now I just have to break this stupid wall by kicking it with my female shoes...",
6025 "Hey, I've found what is probably diamonds on level %d. I'll test whether Walt's silly wall can be destroyed with farting gas.",
6026 "Some gang scholar apparently left behind a couple possessions on level %d, and in order to deter any other gang scholars that might want to grab it, I'll crap a huge log of shit on the stuff.",
6027 "I just produced a dozen heaps of shit on level %d! That gang scholar's shoes will be so totally ruined from stepping into them, hahahahahahaha...",
6028 "Yay, I just incapacitated one of the superschool speaker Walt's 'guard' dudes on level %d! The idiot just couldn't resist inhaling my worn, odorous girl socks for over half an hour, and finally he fell down unconscious!",
6029 "If Player 1 shows up on level %d, they will be humiliated in a very female way by receiving ass kicks from my soft footwear.",
6030 "Anna knows that you are on level %d. All the hussies will storm the place and you have to inhale the perfume of all of us!",
6031 "Found one of the gang scholars on level %d! I'm spraying my perfume at that loser!",
6032 "Level %d is now impenetrable for all gang scholars! No one can get through that huge cloud of perfume without becoming unconscious!",
6033 "I've changed the tactics and put a heap of shit on level %d for a change. Player 1 will never expect one there.",
6034 "The most devious trap has been set on level %d. Player 1 will fall for it and be captured by me.",
6035 "Player 1, come to level %d and smell my worn socks. You know that you can't resist.",
6036 "Specifically for you, I produced an extra fat log of shit on level %d while my butt caused squeaking noises.",
6037 "Maybe summoning a couple fumaroles on level %d will help keep the gang scholars out.",
6038 "Hey, I managed to spin one of those new farting webs on level %d! Can a couple Bang Gangers come over and prepare some poison traps too, to ensure the gang scholar doesn't have enough strength to destroy the webs?",
6039 "I'm hiding in a farting wall on level %d. My butt cheeks are really looking forward to teasing Player 1 by producing beautiful farting noises.",
6040 "We'll all gather on level %d! Player 1 may be a misogynist bastard that attacks us Hussies on sight, but they won't be expecting us to appear in platoon strength!",
6041 "Level %d smells like mildew and sweat now, thanks to me. No gang scholar will make it through the stench without passing out.",
6042 "Player 1, you may have gotten this far, but your journey will end on level %d. For I'm a powerful Hussy and I'll knock you out.",
6043 "Large alarm! Hans Walt is on level %d! He may not escape! I'm trying to spray him with my perfume, and hopefully he'll step in the heaps of shit I made!",
6044 "I've emptied two flasks of perfume on level %d, creating a scent cloud that could knock out an elephant.",
6045 "Found Player 1's markings on level %d. If I just put a couple heaps of shit there, they'll step into them on the way back.",
6046 "Level %d smells like Player 1's aunt at christmas now! That gang scholar will be an easy picking once they enter!",
6047 "Better tell the bang gang that Player 1 has passed through level %d recently, maybe they can hunt that gang scholar down?",
6048 "Sorry girls, but I've run into distress on level %d! Apparently Walt's guards are setting up a base there! We'll have to postpone our hunt for Player 1 until we got that taken care of!",
6049 "And so, another scholar falls on level %d. The same will happen to YOU, Player 1.",
6050 "Player 1, I captured one of your fellow scholars and imprisoned them on level %d. Now I dare you to try and free them, ha ha ha...",
6051 "You won't be able to withstand the feminine scent on level %d.",
6052 "My soft butt really produced a lot of shit on level %d. No gang scholar can get past that with their shoes intact.",
6053 "The Bang Gangers reported some presence on level %d, so I'm gonna check it out, maybe I can capture one of Walt's idiots.",
6054 "Ah, right now the diamonds on level %d are unprotected. Walt, the stupid git, ordered all of his 'guards' to hang around on other levels, so I can steal everything. Hahaha!",
6055 "There's a special paralysis trap on level %d now! Any gang scholar who triggers that will be paralyzed until I come and steal all of their items!",
6056 "Hussies? Get over to level %d and take out the gang scholar, I have to go to the toilet so I can't handle them myself.",
6057 "What? Player 1 is on level %d? I'm there too! Quick, I need to get out my perfume spray to defeat them!",
6058 "Yay, Player 1! Come to level %d, I placed so many shit traps on the path there that you have no choice but to step into them!",
6061 static NEARDATA
const char * const bangganglines_specific
[] = {
6062 "We have to defend dungeon level %d!",
6063 "Guys, let's secure level %d! Player 1 will have to go through it, and our concentrated firepower will kill them.",
6064 "Level %d is a zone where no gang scholars are allowed! I'll set up some cannons there!",
6065 "Boss, player 1 is about to enter level %d! Request reinforcements!",
6066 "There's not enough presence on level %d! We must fortify our positions there to prevent any gang scholars from getting through!",
6067 "All bang gang members to level %d! No one except us may be able to get through, that way we'll secure our victory!",
6068 "Status report: sentry turrets have been set up on level %d!",
6069 "I've set up an impenetrable wall on level %d! If the gang scholar wants to get past, they need to teleport, hahaha!",
6070 "Guys, I'm gonna camp on level %d with my sniper rifle.",
6071 "Boss, as you requested, I'm in position on level %d! My rocket launcher is ready to fire in case Player 1 shows up!",
6072 "I've run into distress on level %d! Boss, send a few soldiers to clear that distraction!",
6073 "I set up a RMB loss trap on level %d!",
6074 "That gang scholar may never know that there's an inventorylessness trap on level %d now.",
6075 "Boss, I set up a checkerboard trap on the level %d downstair! That stupid Player 1 has no chance to avoid it!",
6076 "I just killed one of Player 1's fellow pupils on level %d!",
6077 "Let's put the corpses of that gang scholar's friends on sticks and display them on level %d as a deterrent.",
6078 "Hey, I got a wand of create horde! I'll just summon a huge bunch of monsters on level %d to impede Player 1's progress!",
6079 "I've put lots of summon monster traps on level %d. If we can stall that gang scholar for long enough, Anna herself will be able to intervene and ensure our victory!",
6080 "Distress on level %d! Boss, send all available troops or we'll have to surrender our positions!",
6081 "Level %d is too insecure! What if Player 1 shows up there? Our positions must be fortified before it's too late!",
6082 "Intruder sighted on level %d! I'll open fire with my gun!",
6083 "Guys, look on the radar! The gang scholar will enter level %d shortly, and we must be ready to kill them!",
6084 "Okay, player 1, level %d will be your grave. You have no chance to survive the death trap we've set up.",
6085 "You're fated to die on level %d, puny 'gang scholar'. Our trap is insidious, yet devastating, and your death will be swift and painful!",
6086 "We've eradicated all the teachers on level %d. No one will protect the gang scholar if they show up there.",
6087 "I've erected sentry turrets on %d. They're set to automatically open fire if a gang scholar is sighted.",
6088 "Level %d shall be the early defense. If the redshirts we've stationed there should fall, we'll know that the gang scholar is coming.",
6089 "No amount of defense is going to let the gang scholar live through our giant army on level %d.",
6090 "I summoned a couple of black dragons and created piercing beam traps on level %d!",
6091 "We're gonna do the protection racket! Player 1 will have to pay 2000 zorkmids once they enter level %d or else we'll break their bones.",
6092 "Ah, I spotted the target on level %d! Anna and her hussies will be very pleased if I inform them.",
6093 "The gang scholars are running around freely on level %d! I'm attacking them!",
6094 "The enemy is in our perimeter. All forces, return to level %d and defend our positions.",
6095 "Some asshole dared to ruin one of our shirts on level %d! We will find and execute the criminal!",
6096 "I set up an antitank barrier on level %d. The gang scholar who wants to get past that has not even been born!",
6097 "All gang scholars who enter level %d are doomed, for our sentries will gun them down within seconds.",
6098 "The long corridor on level %d, guys! I'm targetting it with my sniper rifle to slam off that gang scholar when they appear!",
6099 "Gang scholar alert on level %d! Everyone, attack!",
6100 "I think I saw Hans Walt personally on level %d! Guys, we can't let him escape this time!",
6101 "Player 1, listen up: I have a hostage. You have 1000 turns to come to level %d and pay me all of your zorkmids or the hostage dies.",
6102 "I locked out level %d completely! Player 1 will find nothing but walls there!",
6103 "What do you all think, shall we read our collection of scrolls of chaos terrain on level %d so that Player 1 will have no chance to get past all the obstacles?",
6104 "I've sprayed some amnesia gas on level %d that will affect Player 1 as soon as they enter!",
6105 "We've got a defensible special room on level %d. Guys, some of us should camp out there and shoot down Player 1 on sight.",
6106 "There's only one path to go from upstair to downstair on level %d! If we fortify that with our firepower, no gang scholar will get past, ever!",
6107 "Hey, new plan guys: we'll completely block off level %d so that Player 1 will either have to try to get past our barrier and die, or starve to death.",
6108 "Death trap set up on level %d, all Bang Gangers please beware. We'll have to make sure that only the gang scholar triggers it.",
6109 "Cool, there's some funny monsters on level %d, maybe if I put down some wands of egoism and immobility for them to grab they'll be able to stop Player 1?",
6110 "Gang scholar contact on level %d! I'm trying to line myself up for a shot with my wand of paralysis!",
6111 "Hey guys, there's an aligned temple on level %d! I think I'm gonna convert it and teleport out, so that Player 1 will be fooled into chatting to the priest and get clobbered!",
6112 "You're not gonna get past level %d, but you're welcome to try anyway because then I can kill you. Hahahahahahaha!",
6113 "Player 1: You have 1000 turns to bring the key back to level %d from where you've stolen it. Otherwise you'll be reported to the principal.",
6114 "I've captured twelve of your classmates on level %d, Player 1, and you can surrender until noon or I'll start executing one of them every 20 minutes.",
6115 "Look how the gang scholar stupidly runs around on level %d like a retard. I'm watching their futile attempts on a widescreen TV and laughing my ass off.",
6116 "Player 1 might just give up anyway, since we've installed an automatic wall generation mechanism on level %d that can outspeed every digging method.",
6117 "Okay, the gang scholar can really forget getting past level %d now, because I found a scroll of ragnarok and read it there.",
6118 "Hey! I've managed to create an elder priest trap on level %d! It will be lots of fun to see that retarded Player 1 trigger it and get tentacled to death!",
6119 "What? The gang scholar made it to level %d? You let them slip through our trap, you failures! Quick, we have to chase after them!",
6120 "I've constructed a corona trap that will infect all gang scholars that ever enter dungeon level %d with covid-19.",
6121 "Come to level %d, Player 1, I'm looking forward to burning your skin with my cigarettes.",
6122 "Damn, some gang scholar just slipped away from me by using a trapdoor! I used it too and it dumped me on level %d, but they're not there! Guys, see if you can get to the adjacent levels, the enemy has to be on one of those.",
6123 "Finally, the last one of those annoying gang scholars who tried to break our barricades on level %d has been eliminated, now we can come for that pesky Player 1 fellow. They ain't got no chance.",
6124 "Player 1, I know you're trying to camp, but eventually you have to pass through level %d and then you'll definitely meet your end at my hands.",
6127 static NEARDATA
const char * const bangganglines_femaleonly
[] = {
6128 "I'll break that stupid gang scholar's legs!",
6129 "No gang scholar will survive the wrath of the Bang Gang Girls.",
6130 "Player 1 may think that I'd be weak because I'm a girl, but I'll show them that they're wrong!",
6131 "My hugging boots will finish off all gang scholars today!",
6132 "My thick winter boots are harder than Player 1's head, and will bonk it until they're knocked out!",
6133 "You spastic retard gang scholar freak, better accept that the Bang Gang owns you!",
6134 "I'm very sadistic, and I will enjoy killing you!",
6135 "My boots are capable of piercing armor. Even if you wear full plate mail, I can still bludgeon you and make you feel like you just got hit by a truck.",
6136 "I'll stomp your toes, Player 1!",
6137 "If I see you, I'm gonna slap you silly.",
6138 "I'll resole that gang scholar's ass!",
6139 "Player 1 shall be bludgeoned by me today!",
6140 "I'll use my female hugging boots to stomp any and all gang scholars.",
6141 "Good thing that the gang scholar's equipment is so much inferior to my female winter boots.",
6142 "Some no-good bastard is attacking me! I'll break that asshole's leg!",
6143 "I've found Player 1's stash. Come over girls, let's break that stupid chest by repeatedly kicking it with our winter boots.",
6144 "Stupid gang scholar, your legs can't endure my female kicks!",
6145 "Message to Player 1: my female girl boots will be the last thing you see, because I'll kick you to death with them.",
6146 "You complete idiot, Player 1! You can't defeat all the Bang Gang Girls!",
6147 "That Player 1 idiot probably thinks just because I'm a girl, I can't fight. They'll eat their own words once I crush their body underneath my boots!",
6148 "No gang scholar can survive the attacks of my female hugging boots!",
6149 "In the case of doubt I'll knee you in the nuts and then stomp your face with my female winter boots when you're down!",
6150 "I can kick very painfully with my cute-looking girl boots, and will use them to knock you out!",
6151 "My high heels will scratch that gang scholar's legs!",
6152 "Player 1, now I'm really angry at you! I'll split your damn skull with my high heels!",
6153 "It will be fun to stomp you with my high-heeled lady shoes.",
6154 "All of your body parts will successively be crushed underneath my high heels.",
6155 "The blood will flow like rivers from your legs once my very sharp-edged high heels are done scratching them open.",
6156 "You will lose to a girl - me, to be exact - and I'll laugh at you if you cry!",
6157 "You will lose to me, and then you'll lick my female boots.",
6158 "I've got a black belt in karate. Player 1, you will be knocked down by me, that's for sure.",
6159 "My women's shoes will defeat you, gang scholar!",
6160 "I like to make you into my new toy that I can kick whenever I feel like it.",
6161 "Message to Player 1: I got you now. And I will crush you underneath my female winter boots.",
6162 "You and your useless vote, Player 1. We, the Bang Gang, are loyal to our candidate and all of us girls voted for them, so you have no chance.",
6163 "You can't hit me, because I'm a girl! And thankfully you are not, so I can hit you in return!",
6164 "Equal rights? Bah! Those only exist for hussies and Bang Gang girls. You, on the other hand, have to listen and believe us.",
6165 "I'll gaslight you, you dirty sexual predator that would touch innocent girls.",
6166 "You have to believe women! And in my function as a woman I say that you r*ped me! I'll get you expelled from this school, you asshole!",
6167 "You didn't obey the rule that when addressing me, you have to use female pronouns! For that I will sabotage your next exam and you'll get an E grade, you son of a bitch!",
6168 "Knocking you out would be boring. Actually, I will do so anyway, but once you're down I proceed to killing you with my hugging boots.",
6169 "My stiletto heels will kill you!",
6170 "Player 1, I will ram my pointy stiletto heels so hard into your worthless nuts that you'll sustain a distortion fracture in the genital area.",
6171 "If I get you, my female footwear will hit your groin with a full-on axe kick that breaks your pubic bone.",
6172 "Hahaha I took your ball away and I will not give it back to you!",
6173 "I'll taunt you until you make the error to attack me, and then the one teacher that likes the Bang Gang will come out of hiding and give you detention for hitting a girl, you pervert.",
6174 "You're the bastard who always treats women badly! But I will execute you!",
6175 "Your way of addressing the Bang Gang is not inclusive! I'll teach you to respect women like me!",
6176 "I can't wait to crush you underneath my heels.",
6177 "My female high heels will successively stomp each of your body parts.",
6178 "What, you dared using the word 'slut' as an insult against me??? I'll tell the teachers that you said that!",
6179 "I'll denigrate you by telling the teachers that you sexually harassed me. They'll believe me because I'm a girl, and you will be expelled with no way of proving that my accusations are actually untrue.",
6180 "I will smash your kneecap with my female shoes!",
6181 "I don't care about your opinion! You're just a no-good woman-hating scumbag anyway!",
6182 "You won't be able to resist my cute hugging boots!",
6183 "It will be fun to crush you underneath my female hugging boots.",
6184 "All the girls will successively kick you in the shins! And I'm gonna be the first one!",
6185 "Woe to you, Player 1! You dared interrupting me while I was on the toilet, and now I'll attack mercilessly!",
6186 "My fingernails will eviscerate you!",
6187 "I can't wait to tear you up with my woman's fingernails and draw lots of blood.",
6188 "I'll totally rip you to shreds with my female fingernails and gleefully watch you bleed to death.",
6189 "You'll never grope my butt again! My high heels will scratch you to death and then you can see whether there are women in hell whom you can grope instead!",
6190 "You will fall because I'll sneeze my female corona viri into your face. No male person will be able to resist them.",
6191 "Yes, I'm a mean bitch, and I'm damn proud of it. I'll so totally scorch you with my burning cigarette.",
6192 "I'll bite and scratch you like a wild animal!",
6193 "I've filed my nails so that they're blade-shaped now! Wanna bet I can stab you to death with them, Player 1?",
6194 "Nobody can beat the Bang Gang, because a lot of us are girls and we don't fight fair!",
6195 "Player 1, did you know that us girls from the Bang Gang are also known as 'Power Ham Girls' who will shoot you with our guns first, then smash your legs with our boots second?",
6198 static NEARDATA
const char * const hussylines_wal
[] = {
6199 "You will fall prey to our trap! There's no escape!",
6200 "My body odor will cause you to fall over unconscious!",
6201 "You can't resist my feminine charms. No one can.",
6202 "Like you were capable of defeating our Hussy Club.",
6203 "Go and get your useless teachers, they won't be able to stop the Hussies either!",
6204 "You can do whatever you want to try to protect the diamonds. We'll steal them anyway.",
6205 "Well I found one of the walls you set up to 'protect' your diamonds. Since you're not there to defend it, I'll just kick the wall repeatedly until it breaks down.",
6206 "You and your 'superschool speaker' can suck it! We're a lot of hussies while you are just a handful of weakling men! And we'll steal all of your diamonds!",
6207 "Now look, I found another of your 'diamond protection' walls. I'll produce very beautiful farting noises and direct the gas at the wall, which will probably destroy it. And then the diamonds are mine.",
6208 "Prepare to get your butt kicked by me, wimpy 'walscholar'.",
6209 "Your 'mission' to protect the diamonds will end in a catastrophic failure.",
6210 "Walt and his loser teachers can suck it! Us Hussies are not bound to their commands in any way!",
6211 "Yes, continue thinking that Walt can protect you. The diamonds exist to be stolen by me, and he knows that too!",
6212 "No teacher tells ME what to do! I'll make it my mission to break any and all rules they try to set up because they can just kiss my beautiful female ass!",
6213 "You will live in poverty, because all of your diamonds will become my diamonds soon.",
6214 "Hahaha, that will be expensive for you to buy so many diamonds to replace the ones I just stole.",
6215 "The school will fall! Walt's protection is inadequate!",
6216 "I'll use my sexy butt cheeks to destroy Walt's source of power!",
6217 "This school has way too much teacher scum and it's about time that girls like me overthrow them and seize the power.",
6218 "If you aren't bludgeoned by me, the hola-hola brigade will take care of you.",
6219 "Good thing our converters will take care of stray walscholars.",
6220 "And if you think I'm the only danger for you, wait until you hear the 'Wouwou' taunts!",
6221 "Resistance is futile! Both the Hussies and our mercenaries will hunt you down!",
6222 "I just pulled down the trousers of your protector! You're up next, hahaha!",
6223 "It's boring, walscholars like you are so easy to defeat. Send me your speaker so I have a challenge.",
6224 "The day will come when there's no male person attending this school anymore.",
6225 "Us Hussies don't like male persons! And we especially don't like male teachers. They shall all be removed from this school.",
6226 "We're gonna introduce diversity here. You and that bastard Walt want to turn this school into an all-male club, but the Hussies and the hola-hola brigade have rights too, and we'll fight to get those rights!",
6227 "No one has ever been able to stop the hussies and you certainly won't be the first!",
6228 "Hussy power is supreme! A mere walscholar ain't got no chance!",
6229 "Of course a walscholar can't deal with my scentful perfume.",
6230 "Can a walscholar really stand against the lovely scent of femininity? I think not.",
6231 "I cannot suffer you! And that means I will fight you to the death!",
6232 "You're fully the loser!",
6233 "The hussies are a million times better than you!",
6234 "This school is not for scum like you! We, the Hussies, are the only ones allowed here!",
6235 "I know why walscholars exist - they're there so us Hussies can have fun defeating them!",
6236 "Who would ever call a guy 'Walt'??? I kind of feel sorry for his dad, but not really.",
6237 "Hahaha, you little retard are complaining that I called you 'retarded'? That's gay!",
6238 "Do you really think that your constant 'waaaah the hussies are so evil waaaah waaaaah' complaints are heard by anyone?",
6239 "I'm gonna throw you into the cesspool where the stench will make you suffocate.",
6240 "I'll be dancing on the grave of this school's founder once I have the diamonds in my possession.",
6241 "Are you getting tired of listening to me yet? I'll spam you with taunts forever until you give up voluntarily.",
6242 "Gelmer and Kelana are going to take care of you!",
6243 "I'll set the new boss of the hola-hola brigade on you, and then you're going down!",
6244 "Didn't you read today's horoscope? It said that you will experience a catastrophic failure! Better go home now before the prophecy comes true!",
6245 "You're losing it! The Hussies are so going to mop the floor with you wimpy walscholar!",
6246 "Why did your walscholar group decide to act up now? Are you seriously thinking you could escape your victimhood? Hahaha. I'll ensure that you will be even more of a victim.",
6247 "The Hussies are coming to retake what is theirs: this school. Walscholars be gone!",
6248 "You may be able to fend off someone who uses conventional weapons, but we, the Hussies, will use our perfume on you and there is no way for you to resist that.",
6249 "Why do you think you can single-handedly defeat the Hussies? You should have been smarter than that. If you don't like our presence, just go to another school instead!",
6250 "Good thing we hired the hola-hola brigade. I mean, walscholars can't stop us anyway, but we just wanted to make extra sure...",
6251 "Why are you even listening to what Walt and his teacher-shaped incapabilities are saying? I wouldn't ever let them instruct ME what I'm allowed to do!",
6252 "Currently our positions are absolutely safe.",
6253 "Yes, there's that walscholar creeping around, but they're a complete non-threat.",
6254 "Right now the walscholars seem to be behaving. None of them are getting anywhere close to a place where they could threaten us Hussies.",
6255 "I guess I can use this time to renew my make-up and perfume.",
6256 "I'm bored. When do the walscholars finally attack so I can single-handedly defeat them?",
6257 "Oh, the walscholar is attacking! I didn't expect that to happen today. Well, they will be knocked out by me now.",
6258 "Wow, that fool is more powerful than I thought. Maybe I'll intercept them together with my fellow Hussies so that we can use concentrated fragrance clouds.",
6259 "I'm wondering why we even had to hire the hola-hola brigade. They don't get to do anything because that walscholar is just stumbling around aimlessly anyway.",
6260 "Uh-oh, there's distress near Anna's sanctum! Girls, this is it, we'll really have to fight hard to stop Walt's guys this time!",
6261 "Eventually, I will get the diamonds. But first we need to neutralize the walscholar threat.",
6262 "When will Walt stop sending fools to lose to me? I honestly expected him to run out at some point.",
6263 "I guess Walt is getting really desperate now, since I keep farting his diamond walls apart and defeating all of his stupid scholars.",
6264 "The hola-hola brigade just reported that they successfully converted some walscholar, which means one less threat for us. There's still more of them around, though.",
6265 "Walt's fools are all doomed to fail.",
6266 "It's a fact that the Hussies own this school. When will that Walt freak finally learn?",
6267 "I'm surprised that Walt hasn't run out of diamonds yet, considering I just stole another bunch.",
6268 "It's such a calm day today. No walscholars are anywhere deeper than dungeon level 9.",
6269 "There are a few walscholars making progress, but nothing critical. We set up enough traps to catch them.",
6270 "What? One of the useless walscholars somehow made it to Gehennom? Red alert! All hussies, attack that intruder!",
6271 "Hey walscholar, I have a peace offering for you. To accept it, you just need to enter the #quit command and answer yes on the question that appears!",
6272 "Why are you procrastinating? Anna's power rises by the minute, whether you make progress or not!",
6273 "It's great that I don't have a lot of work to do today. There's only one walscholar in the dungeon right now and they neither got far yet, nor does it look like that would change anytime soon.",
6274 "If that continues, the hola-hola brigade won't be getting anything to do today. Dear 'walscholar', why do you keep camping on such a shallow dungeon level?",
6275 "This is the last line of defense! All the remaining hola-hola brigade members will hunt you now and make sure you won't be making any more progress, you hear?",
6276 "My painted toenails will tear you up!",
6277 "I'm watching your futile struggles on the TV in our hussy club office. And I'm having lots of fun as you keep having bad luck with everything, hahaha!",
6278 "I know that you're here, walscholar. And I shall taunt you repeatedly until you voluntarily leave.",
6279 "So you call yourself a walscholar because you're licking the boots of that Walt guy? You must really be stupid!",
6280 "There is no future for walscholars, for the hola-hola brigade is taking over the world.",
6281 "Listen up, you ain't no hussy and therefore you have no business being at this school! Eventually all non-hussies will be banished!",
6282 "Who had the bright idea of putting the current teachers in charge of this school? None of them are even good at their job! I'll make sure that they are replaced with real teachers!",
6283 "That walscholar has actually managed to take out some of my fellow hussies! We'll have to put in double the effort to defeat them now!",
6284 "What? You're trying to attack our main office? All the Hussies will swarm you and lock you up if you don't retreat!",
6285 "Everyone who helps a walscholar will be terminated, or converted by our mercenaries.",
6286 "You should surrender, for if you don't, you'll subject yourself to a long and painful death! Ha ha ha!",
6287 "I'm very proud to be a hussy! And you? Are you seriously running around saying you were proud to be a walscholar, even though all you ever do is to run errands for that failure Walt?",
6288 "I've been wondering, why is Walt such a retard and paints his grave walls in such an obvious color? It means I can easily recognize them! Not that I'm complaining, of course, since it makes it easier for me to steal the diamonds contained inside, but still... he really seems to be cursed with a very low IQ.",
6289 "Why did you name yourself after your leader? I'd never do that, especially not if my leader was as incapable as that Walt guy.",
6290 "You should really ask yourself why you allowed that Walt guy to brainwash you. He just made you a part of his 'army' of cannon fodder and you'll fall just like all the other walscholars!",
6291 "We still have several gallons of perfume! If our attempts to stop you didn't succeed so far, wait until you smell what we've got up our sleeves!",
6292 "You'll constantly trigger the nasty traps we've set up anyway. Why would I lift a finger when you're soon going to be defeated anyway?",
6293 "Forget it, walscholar! Anna has never been defeated by anyone and you're so weak that watching you would be funny if it wasn't so pitiful.",
6294 "I really pity you for listening to that Walt fool who seriously thinks he and his 'walscholars' could defeat Anna.",
6295 "You will probably be knocked out if I kick you even once with my girl boots.",
6296 "That walscholar is an obese couch potato! They certainly can't even hope to defeat a Hussy in combat.",
6297 "Sigh, why don't those walscholars obey the social distancing protocols... ah well, instead of calling the cops, I'll just finish them off real quick.",
6298 "Did you know that Walt has corona virus? You probably contracted it when you met him last time, and I hope you die of it!",
6299 "If the corona infection doesn't kill you, my perfume will. After all, your immune system will be weakened from the disease.",
6300 "That butt-ugly face mask will not protect you from my scentful perfume. In fact, it won't protect you from covid either, but you probably already knew that.",
6301 "You're wearing one of those hideously ugly face masks? And you call the members of the hola-hola brigade 'ugly'??? Just look in the mirror! You'll wish that your parents never conceived you!",
6302 "Should have stayed at home, walscholar! Anna and the Hussy Club will make you wish you had listened to the government's regulations!",
6303 "I've noticed something. That walscholar has dug rather deep already, and may start to become a problem. We'll have to do a pre-emptive strike.",
6304 "WHAT? One of our fellow hussies was assassinated? That must have been Player 1! We gotta stop that filthy walscholar!",
6305 "This is it, we're about to face the decisive battle against the walscholars! If we lose now, the entire Hussy Club will be defeated - but I'll make sure that doesn't happen!",
6306 "Why are all our attempts to stop the walscholars proving ineffective?!",
6307 "Hey, something's wrong here. The walscholars seem to have gotten stronger. Our usual methods of obstructing them don't work!",
6308 "This isn't going as well as it did last time! What's keeping the hola-hola brigade for so long, they should have reported Player 1's defeat long ago already!",
6309 "What? The hola-hola scouts didn't come back? That can only mean one thing: that walscholar must have killed them! Oh, Walt will pay for that...",
6310 "Uh-oh, I've received a distress call from the hola-hola brigade. They're trying to fight the walscholars but those bastards seem to resist the wouwou taunts.",
6311 "I think that walscholar cheated! They can't possibly be resisting the hola-hola brigade's taunts for that long!",
6312 "Listen up, walscholar: I know that you cheated. But I can do that too. From now on I'll use every cheat in the book as long as it helps me stop you.",
6313 "You can never avoid all the traps. Even if you get lucky for a while, your luck can't hold forever.",
6314 "The radar shows all the walscholars hanging out on shallow dungeon levels. That's good, I can sit back and watch some TV.",
6315 "Why am I even wasting my time looking what those walscholars are doing? With their current pace, it'll take hours until they even get to Gehennom.",
6316 "Just give up your search for the magic portal, you noobish walscholar! What do you think you're going to get if you find it, besides the fact that you won't find it anyway because you're much too stupid?",
6317 "How did the walscholars manage to reach the deeper sectors? That shouldn't have happened!",
6320 static NEARDATA
const char * const hussylines_wal_specific
[] = {
6321 "%s, you will lose to a girl today.",
6322 "What, you say your name is %s? That's a stupid name!",
6323 "Poor %s, your parents must have hated you because they gave you such a retarded name? Hahaha!",
6324 "Listen up, %s: your failure is imminent!",
6325 "Apparently Walt is sending %s to do the dirty tasks for him. I guess if he doesn't have anyone better, this will be easy for me.",
6326 "Walt is a fool for making that %s weakling into a 'guard' for the diamonds.",
6327 "Alright, I found a diamond wall set up by %s! I'll squeak a lot of farting gas out of my butt to break it!",
6328 "%s, yet again you didn't secure the diamonds! Know that I just stole them, ha ha ha!",
6329 "%s, you made the mistake to trust me, and now I decided to show my true face. Yes, I'm a hussy, and I'll knock you out now.",
6330 "Who in their right mind would call their child '%s'?",
6331 "%s, your name is on the official Hussy wanted list! We will hunt you down!",
6332 "All the hussies will sit on you, %s!",
6333 "Us Hussies can never be defeated by %s!",
6334 "%s, better go back to your Walt 'protector' and polish his shoes, for you certainly ain't no match for the Hussies.",
6335 "What'cha gonna do, %s, run to your parents and cry? Hahaha!",
6336 "It won't be long until the hola-hola brigade will convert %s.",
6337 "I've sent a couple converters up your ass, %s! Can you escape them? Ha ha ha!",
6338 "You can't escape from our mercenaries, %s. Their 'Wouwou' taunts will strike fear into the very heart of you!",
6339 "Just so you know, %s: we've hired help. There's no way for you to escape because we're many more than you.",
6340 "Did you know that I just knocked out and stole the possessions of one of your walscholar colleagues, %s?",
6341 "%s, all of the other walscholars are already being tortured in our prison chamber. Now it's time for you to join them.",
6342 "Why would you want to be a walscholar anyway? %s, if you join us Hussies we might let you get away, but if not, we'll turn your life into hell!",
6343 "%s, you bootlicker! You obey the commands of male teachers? I'd never stoop that low myself.",
6344 "%s apparently didn't get the memo that the future is female.",
6345 "We must remove %s for being friends with men! All those teachers are no good and walscholars who support them need to either be converted or knocked out!",
6346 "Did you know that your teachers are pigs? Yes, that's right, %s, there are no exceptions.",
6347 "%s, you and your exclusive boys club! We're the Hussies and our rightful female anger will crush you!",
6348 "%s, why do you think you could stop the hussies when there have been so many others who failed to defeat us?",
6349 "Accept the fact that you're only a walscholar, %s! Your mission is doomed to fail because the Hussies are unstoppable!",
6350 "%s, I'll spray my perfume right into your face now!",
6351 "Tomorrow people will be reading in the newspaper that I defeated %s with my lovely odor.",
6352 "%s! You got some nerve to show up here!",
6353 "You're never gonna make it, %s!",
6354 "The weakling of a %s is trying it again! We're gonna defeat them very easily.",
6355 "This is the end, %s - your quest ends here. With your defeat.",
6356 "%s, you forgot to take the short bus to school! We'll eliminate you now!",
6357 "Why do we even have to waste our time with %s? We want to get the teachers, those are priority targets!",
6358 "%s is just another name on my hit list.",
6359 "%s, you should put a new entry on your resume with today's date, which reads: 'Defeated by a Hussy.'",
6360 "Wow. I always thought Walt was a stupid name, but %s sounds even more retarded! Did your parents break out of the asylum or what?",
6361 "%s, no one will ever listen to your complaints. You little crybaby.",
6362 "Everyone in the entire city heard the news that the person who calls themselves %s is officially insane. And as a result, no one will believe them.",
6363 "Come on, %s, step into some traps! It'll be fun because it means your inevitable failure will happen sooner!",
6364 "%s, you know that your school is complete trash and full of faggots. Us Hussies will remove you and your teachers, and then we'll install Hussy teachers who are much better!",
6365 "%s, you will have to listen to my taunts all day and all night! I shall drive you insane with my message spam and you will wish you never challenged the Hussy Club!",
6366 "Know this, %s - the hola-hola bosses are much stronger than you and will convert you whether you want or not.",
6367 "Know this, %s - the hola-hola bosses are determined to shatter your will with their taunts, and you will have no hopes of ever defeating them.",
6368 "%s, I can see that you're freezing... is it fear? Hahaha!",
6369 "Any minute now, %s will shit their pants because they realize they tried to bite off more than they can chew and will be bludgeoned by me and the other Hussies.",
6370 "%s, you made the mistake of challenging me. When I'm done with you, you'll be on the floor crying like a little baby and wishing you didn't start your stupid action.",
6371 "Now the walscholar called %s will learn what it means to declare war to the Hussies.",
6372 "%s is just about to fall prey to my trap!",
6373 "%s will never be as cunning and smart as me.",
6374 "%s, you called the members of the hola-hola brigade 'aliens'! That is not permitted, because they are honorable members of society! You will pay for that insult!",
6375 "Here's a little hint for you, %s: you should really stop doing what your retarded teachers want you to do. They instructed you to fight us Hussies, but it will only result in your defeat! Better give up now and join us instead!",
6376 "%s, just go home. The Hussies are too strong for you.",
6377 "Oh, I'm supposed to be worried about that walscholar called %s? Hahaha. I don't worry about weaklings.",
6378 "%s is a fool! They can't ever become dangerous to Anna's power! I won't waste my time watching their movements, I got better things to do today.",
6379 "My fellow Hussies will warn me if %s makes any dangerous moves. But so far it seems that it won't happen any time soon anyway.",
6380 "Currently I sit back and relax, because %s is so far away from Anna's sanctum. With that pace it'll take weeks until they will start an actual attack.",
6381 "%s, your progress is starting to become bothersome! I think I'll operate one of my remote-controlled perfume dispensers to take you out.",
6382 "It seems that %s is serious about that mission to defeat us Hussies! Girls, come with me, we're gonna teach them a lesson in pain now!",
6383 "%s, stop camping the upper dungeon levels! Go down deeper so you can fight the hola-hola brigade and lose to them!",
6384 "What? How did %s penetrate such a deep level? Hussies! Get moving, we need to stop that walscholar idiot at all costs!",
6385 "%s, you're lucky this time, because I'm busy fighting one of Walt's other fools! But as soon as I finished him off I'll take care of you!",
6386 "%s, it seems that your boss is running out of steam, considering he's sending novices like you? I guess all of his expert walscholars failed and now he uses his trash troops for heating?",
6387 "Oh come on %s. Go back to Walt and tell him to send someone capable of putting up a fight, you really can't be the best he has to muster.",
6388 "What? %s managed to defeat some of the hola-hola brigade members? Why did we hire them in the first place if they can't get a job done? Oh well, I guess I'll have to take care of that problem myself then...",
6389 "Now I'll steal the diamonds, %s! You have two choices: face me so I can steal the ones you're carrying, or be a chicken and run from me so I can steal the ones hidden one floor down from your position.",
6390 "%s, you didn't even make it to a two-digit dungeon level yet? What's keeping you?",
6391 "Oh %s, I see you're more cunning than the last walscholar that was here yesterday! But of course you're not a real threat either.",
6392 "%s, you have gone too far. Anna regards you as a serious threat now and we will use all forces to stop you.",
6393 "%s, why didn't you suicide yet? If you continue tainting this school with your presence, us Hussies will inflict so much pain on you that you'll wish you were dead.",
6394 "Yawn, it's gonna take hours for %s to make any progress if they continue crawling around at such a snail's pace.",
6395 "%s, I can see that you're unprepared for the deeper dungeon levels. My fellow hussies will take you out easily if you try to go down.",
6396 "Ah good, the hola-hola brigade spotted %s and will readily convert them now. That'll be another threat neutralized.",
6397 "Whoa %s, how did you manage to get that far? Just wait, we'll order all the hola-hola brigade members to attack you with full force! You don't stand a chance!",
6398 "%s, you can prepare to be eviscerated by my female fingernails.",
6399 "%s, you're either not a girl or not a hussy, and in either case, it means that I'm vastly superior to you.",
6400 "There is no way for you to escape my taunts, %s! As long as you're in this school, I will annoy you as much as I can to make you quit!",
6401 "As much as I'd like to take out Walt himself, removing %s will have to do for now.",
6402 "Us Hussies have realized that the hola-hola brigade is a marginalized group, and we'll help them on their way to take over the world by letting them convert %s!",
6403 "%s, you recently posted on your Twitter account that the hola-hola brigade is supposedly 'garbage'. I will punish you for that.",
6404 "It seems that %s is planning something devious. We will have to watch out for any moves they make and, if necessary, intercept them.",
6405 "%s, I've been watching your progress and it started to bother me! Prepare for lots of traps that I'm going to throw your way!",
6406 "Oh, the devious %s is trying a flanking attack. That ain't gonna work on me though. You've already been detected and our defenses are impenetrable.",
6407 "So you brought help with you, %s? Don't think that your pals are making you safe. Our Hussy perfume can clear out entire rooms of walscholars in mere minutes!",
6408 "%s, if you don't surrender now, I'll do terrible things to you that will make you wish you had never been born.",
6409 "You can build as many grave walls as you want, %s. My female footwear will break them all to pieces anyway.",
6410 "It seems that some wiseguy called %s thinks they're powerful just because they can erect grave walls. Well, I'm a hussy, and I have the ability to destroy grave walls! Hahaha!",
6411 "%s, you should defect to us Hussies because things will be much better for you, after all we're led by Anna who is a capable leader, unlike that Walt guy!",
6412 "%s, it seems that you're unlucky to be on the wrong team. You could have been a Hussy, but as it is, you're bound to become someone who was defeated by the Hussies.",
6413 "You have no chance, %s, because you're not wearing female clothing. That cheap noname backpack you're wearing there will be absolutely emptied of its contents by me.",
6414 "If you keep wasting so much time, %s, you'll just allow me and the other Hussies to grow even stronger!",
6415 "%s, I'll give you a hint. That strategy of yours, it's not working. Why don't you just give up?",
6416 "%s, Walt is only using you. You're just a pawn in his army of redshirts! Turn traitor on him and I'll allow you to live!",
6417 "So you're capable of erecting diamond barriers, %s. Well, you should know that my female butt is capable of destroying them again and again, no matter how many you set up.",
6418 "%s, you smoke too much and are also overweight!",
6419 "%s, you probably have covid-19, so why the hell aren't you staying at home?",
6420 "Us Hussies don't care about social distancing, at least not as long as %s still remains a threat! All of us will come for you in formation and finish you!",
6421 "That %s heretic isn't wearing a face mask! They probably have corona already! We need to lure them into our trap so that we don't contract the plague ourselves!",
6422 "%s, you and your abnormal friends! I know you were celebrating corona parties with them instead of isolating like a good citizen!",
6423 "Yes, of course the hola-hola brigade is also wearing face protection. But they're still looking not nearly as ugly as you, %s!",
6424 "%s, why do you insist on wearing that ridiculous face mask. Real men wear a shemagh for protection!",
6425 "Damn, %s, how did you get that far? The Hussy Club may lose to you in no case!",
6426 "Uhh girls? Why did no one stop %s? Now they've gotten farther than any other walscholar before them! We have to use our emergency defense system!",
6427 "What? %s managed to assassinate one of us? This is intolerable! They're officially the public enemy number one now and we'll do everything to defeat them!",
6428 "%s! You should have been defeated 20 dungeon levels ago! Why do you keep surviving everything we're throwing at you?",
6429 "The main target is called %s, but that walscholar has others with them too! Establish a defense force around the main perimeter and don't let anyone get through!",
6430 "%s, you murderer! You killed all the soldiers of the hola-hola brigade that I've sent to stop you! Their blood is on your hands now!",
6431 "Wait, maybe the hola-hola brigade didn't understand that %s is the primary target? I'll remind them again!",
6432 "%s, your end is drawing near! There's no way for you to survive our next attack!",
6433 "We've been fighting you for a long while now, %s. Surely you are exhausted, and that means you'll start making mistakes, allowing the Hussies to turn the tide of this battle...",
6434 "I've really planned to do better things today than wasting all my time fighting you, %s. If you don't get defeated soon, I'll call the boss of the hola-hola brigade who will end your pitiful existence.",
6435 "Even if you keep eluding me, %s, I can at least still do property damage to that stupid Walt guy's school!",
6436 "%s, last warning! Surrender now, or I and the other Hussies will demolish the school and ruin everything that Walt has created!",
6437 "%s, that was a mistake. You've tripped the inner perimeter's warning system, and now the automatic perfume dispensers will keep intoxicating you with the feminine scent.",
6438 "Soon %s will trigger a deadly trap and I can finally go to bed without having to fear some wise-ass walscholar nosing around in areas where they don't belong.",
6439 "Yes, that's right, stay on early dungeon levels, %s. Our snares will catch you anyway, but with the added benefit of you not even getting close enough to Anna's sanctum to become a threat.",
6440 "%s, why are you taking so long to make any progress? Do you want to bore me to death so I stop watching the radar? Not gonna fall for that.",
6441 "Oh man, is %s actually wasting time walking over every single square in every upper level because of some retarded portal... I won't even watch them for the next few hours.",
6442 "There's some walscholar in an off-limits area! It seems that this particular one is called %s, but we'll remove them!",
6445 static NEARDATA
const char * const noroelabuying
[] = {
6446 "From the money I collected, I bought %s.",
6447 "Thanks for all the money! I was finally able to afford %s!",
6448 "I was shopping today, and got %s from the money you paid to me!",
6449 "It's nice that you're funding my shopping needs. I just bought %s!",
6450 "Bought %s at last! I'm really good at using practicant money!",
6451 "Hey, practicant, don't think your money is being wasted! I used it to purchase %s, which is a valuable and useful commodity!",
6452 "You're not supposed to have money anyway. I can use it much better than you, for example to buy %s, which I did just now.",
6453 "Ah, it's nice to sit back and relax, and marvel at %s which I bought with the money I collected from the practicants.",
6454 "Today I took the day off to shop for %s. Good thing those practicants are delivering so much money to my bank.",
6455 "The last hall punishment paid off - I now have %s to show!",
6456 "I absolutely need to indicate with the other girls, and therefore I got %s from my many money!",
6457 "Bad for you that you've been born poor! I was able to acquire %s!",
6458 "Whoa, %s was really expensive! But I bought it anyway because I have a lot of money now!",
6459 "I'm rich and fabulous! I can buy %s and still have lots of money left!",
6460 "As a lady, I always want the best and most expensive commodities available. That's why I shopped %s today.",
6461 "I've posted a selfie on Facebook that shows me buy %s!",
6462 "Just bought %s. Shopping is fun!",
6463 "While you're busy in your laboratory and *ahem* hopefully don't step out of line again, I'm gonna use some money to buy %s.",
6464 "Maybe I should demand you pay another hall punishment because I used up almost all the cash from that last one - %s is just so damn expensive!",
6465 "You know, I could have worked for a month to be able to afford %s - but thanks to you paying so many fines to me, I could already afford it, and now it's mine!",
6466 "Your contribution to my funds is greatly appreciated, I used some of the money to get %s.",
6467 "You certainly want to be informed about where your money is going when you pay it as a fine? Well, some of your last fine got me %s.",
6468 "Time to go buy %s, now that I have enough cash.",
6469 "There was a big sale in the department store today! I could afford %s from the fines you paid to me!",
6470 "Black market prices are high, but it's the only place where I could find %s - I had to pay almost all the money that you had paid to me in fines. Sorry!",
6471 "When bragging about the fact that your past payments to me made me buy %s, I almost feel sorry for you... but only almost. Hahaha!",
6472 "I'm much higher on the ladder of hierarchy than you! As a proof I just got %s as a new status symbol, which is something that your little purse couldn't even dream of being able to afford!",
6473 "In order to make sure that you can't steal the money I rightfully collected from you, I paid it all in the store for %s.",
6474 "The newest addition to my trophy case is %s! I'll put it in a golden frame that reads: 'Bought from practicant money'!",
6475 "You will forever be a little practicant, and your sorry wallet will never have enough cash to buy %s. By the way, that's also what I bought from the money I got from you.",
6476 "I needed to buy %s to satisfy my vanity. Good thing there's this bumbling practicant who keeps stepping out of line and paying money to me.",
6477 "Be glad I relieved you of your money, for you would have wasted it on stinking cigarettes anyway! I, on the other hand, bought something that's actually useful: %s!",
6478 "No lunch money for you today! Instead, I bought %s from your zorkmids!",
6479 "Ah, nothing beats shopping with practicant zorkmids. Here, I'm the proud owner of %s now!",
6480 "Your zorkmids never failed to satisfy my shopping needs. Today I obtained %s and I'm very happy.",
6481 "Yes, I used your fines to buy %s! Serves you right!",
6482 "Right now I have a lot of money and therefore I bought %s!",
6483 "You'll never see your money again because I spent it all on %s.",
6484 "Don't think you're ever gonna get your zorkmids back! The vendor who sold me %s was very pleased that I was paying in cash!",
6485 "That special offer of %s was just too good to pass up. Oh by the way, thank you for all the zorkmids!",
6486 "Nothing cheers me up more than zorkmids ringing in my purse. To celebrate this day, I spent most of them on %s.",
6487 "There's only two things that make me happy: moving cash from your purse into mine, and using that cash to buy %s. I did both of those things now, in exactly that order.",
6488 "You're really good at breaking the rules! The last practicant didn't have to pay as much as you, and as a consequence, I could finally afford %s now!",
6489 "Wow, this time I really have a practicant that causes me to rake in the big cash. The annual assistants' party will be opened with a bang when I show my newest acquisition: %s!",
6490 "It seems there's really nothing that practicant money can't buy. Look here, your money financed my needs for %s!",
6491 "Another commodity for my trophy case: %s, bought from practicant money!",
6492 "I just bought %s again, I already got one but what else am I supposed to do with all the cash?",
6493 "Man, I'm wondering, are you running out of cash by now? You brought me so much that I could buy %s, which cost a fortune!",
6494 "Something's not right, where did you even get all that money from that you paid to me? Oh well, no matter, I converted it into %s.",
6495 "Yet another purchase I could make thanks to a certain practicant constantly breaking the rules and paying fines: %s!",
6496 "And now I got %s! Only cost a couple thousand zorkmids! Are you glad that I'm putting your fines to good use?",
6497 "You have to absolutely adore me, for I'm the nicest assistant in existence. Instead of throwing the zorkmids away for stinking cigarettes, I used your fines to shop for %s!",
6498 "My colleague told me that I absolutely need %s, so I purchased one from the cash you've paid to me.",
6499 "Today I managed to get %s for half the price! And since the money came from you, it actually was free for me - thanks a lot!",
6500 "Look at all the wonderful things I can buy without even needing to empty my own wallet! Your last fine was enough to afford %s!",
6501 "Are you getting envious that I could buy %s from your money, which is a commodity you could never afford?",
6502 "You may still have enough cash left to buy %s, but you shouldn't do it, because soon you'll have to pay another fine. Oh by the way, that commodity is also what I bought from the money you gave me.",
6503 "I think I'll just aggravate you by telling you that your last penalty was already used up. After all, I'm a lady, and as such I absolutely needed to get %s!",
6504 "For me, only the best goods are ever worth buying. Second-grade trash doesn't tickle my fancy. So I used the money from your last penalty on %s.",
6505 "I'm the shopping queen! I got all the money in the world! Praise the practicants who financed my needs for %s!",
6506 "You've paid quite a bunch of fines to me already. I decided to celebrate a little, and spent a bunch of money on %s.",
6507 "Look at all the work you've put in only to pay your last monthly wage to me as a fine. And what did I do with it, you ask? Why, I've bought %s, of course!",
6508 "Even during the corona crisis, some shops are still open. I just bought %s.",
6509 "My favorite shop is closed today due to covid-19, so I had to order %s via internet. Thank you for your money, practicant!",
6510 "And yet again I bought %s! Collecting practicant money is great, since I can afford several of the same type of item so I have a spare!",
6511 "I'm really raking it in lately, just now I spent some practicant money on %s!",
6512 "Man I'm making a killing off of you little practicant. Look! %s is the new trophy I've bought!",
6513 "Screw social distancing, I can go shopping whenever I want. Today I bought %s!",
6514 "I'm not afraid of corona. As long as I'm raking in practicant money, I'll go shopping whenever I want, in fact there was %s on sale today and I just could not resist!",
6515 "The government can bite me, no shop is closed for me. After all, that practicant gave me so much money, I just had to go out there and get %s.",
6516 "The punishment that you got for not wearing your corona mask in the lab? Well, I used that money to buy %s for myself.",
6517 "Just visited the best shop in existence! They had %s for sale, and I just had to get it!",
6518 "The salesperson of that shop was actually on a strike, but when they heard that I'd spend thousands of zorkmids for %s, they changed their mind.",
6519 "Good thing I'm vaccinated against covid-19, so I could enter the shop and buy %s from my big amount of practicant money.",
6520 "All the non-vaccinated people envied me when they saw me enter the big department store, and even more so when I came back out with my %s trophy.",
6521 "That practicant will never be able to buy %s, because they're not a valuable member of society, unlike me. I just bought one.",
6522 "You may be mourning the loss of your money, but you only have yourself to blame, and thanks to you, I now have %s. Thanks for all the money!",
6523 "Maybe if you hadn't stepped out of line so often, I'd not have had the money to buy %s, but thankfully you did, so I could go on this expensive shopping trip.",
6524 "You could have been smart and obeyed the rules that are valid for all practicants, but you didn't. Whatever you wanted to do with the money, it was probably something useless, but I put it to much better use: just now, I purchased %s!",
6525 "I just bought %s from your money! Envious? Well, actually it wasn't your money anymore, it was mine now because you broke my rules! Your fault!",
6526 "If you've ever been wondering what I'm doing with all the cash I collected from you for yor missteps, I'm using it to obtain things I've always wanted. Like the one I got today from that shop: %s.",
6527 "I've shopped for %s from practicant money! Ohh, ain't it great to be in charge of things and collect all those dollars from naughty little lab workers like you?",
6528 "You probably can't handle money anyway, so it's good that I took it from you and made a great deal today: %s, 50 percent off! Hell, I even have enough left to buy another if I feel like it, maybe I'll do that just to taunt you because no, you can't have them!",
6529 "Were you saving that money to buy food? Well too bad, should have kept to the rules, then you'd still be able to do so. But now, you'll go hungry, while I just added %s to my possessions. The shopkeeper was very pleased when I handed over that big wad of cash!",
6530 "Were you planning on buying %s? Well too bad, now you can't, both because you had to pay the money to me and also because I just bought it, and it was the only one of its kind.",
6533 static NEARDATA
const char * const bosstaunts
[] = {
6535 "cackles diabolically.",
6536 "says: 'Surrender, miserable flea!'",
6537 "says: 'Come get some!'",
6538 "says: 'Let's rock!'",
6539 "laughs devilishly.",
6540 "says: 'Flee while you can, gnat!'",
6541 "says: 'You are about to die, maggot!'",
6542 "says: 'Read your prayers!'",
6544 "says: 'You don't have a chance, moron!'",
6545 "says: 'Fear my wrath, fool!'",
6546 "says: 'Feel my fury, dolt!'",
6547 "says: 'Groo is a genius, compared to you!'",
6548 "gives you a contemptuous glance.",
6549 "says: 'Prepare to meet your Maker, fool!'",
6550 "says: 'Perish, mortal!'",
6551 "says: 'Your puny efforts make me laugh!'",
6552 "says: 'Drop dead, wimp!'",
6553 "says: 'You should have fled while you had the chance.'",
6554 "screams: 'Die by my hand!'",
6555 "says: 'Your last wish, punk?'",
6556 "says: 'Your death shall be a slow, painful one.'",
6557 "says: 'Your head shall be my next trophy.'",
6558 "screams: 'You are DOOMED!'",
6559 "grins sadistically.",
6560 "says: 'This dungeon shall be your TOMB!'",
6561 "laughs fiendishly.",
6562 "says: 'Your fate is sealed, worm.'",
6563 "says: 'Resistance is useless.'",
6564 "says: 'Hell shall soon claim your remains.'",
6565 "says: 'Thou shalt repent of thy cunning.'",
6566 "says: 'Verily, thou shalt be one dead cretin.'",
6567 "says: 'Surrender or die!'",
6568 "says: 'Savor thy breath, it be thine last.'",
6569 "says: 'Prepare to die, miscreant!'",
6570 "says: 'You're history, dude!'",
6571 "says: 'Feeling lucky, punk?'",
6572 "says: 'You're toast!'",
6573 "says: 'You're dead meat.'",
6574 "says: 'Make my day.'",
6575 "says: 'I shall flatten you!'",
6576 "says: 'I could spare you, but why?'",
6577 "says: 'Take this, you sissy!'",
6578 "says: 'Nothing can save you now!'",
6579 "says: 'This dungeon ain't big enough for the both of us.'",
6580 "says: 'I'm gonna break your face!'",
6581 "says: 'I hope you enjoy pain!'",
6582 "says: 'Give me your best blow!'",
6583 "says: 'Draw, if you are a man!'",
6584 "says: 'A time to die, fool!'",
6585 "bellows frighteningly!",
6586 "says: 'You will never leave this dungeon alive!'",
6587 "says: 'You'll leave this dungeon only in a wooden box!'",
6588 "says: 'Your mother wears army boots!'",
6589 "says: 'Drop that weapon, NOW!'",
6590 "says: 'Life ain't for you, and I'm the cure!'",
6591 "says: 'Resistance is futile. You will be terminated.'",
6592 "says: 'Sight and smell of this, it gets me going.'",
6593 "says: 'Victim is your name and you shall fall.'",
6594 "says: 'Stepping out? You'll feel our hell on your back!'",
6595 "says: 'Now I will waste my hate on you.'",
6596 "says: 'Don't tread on me!'",
6597 "says: 'So be it! Threaten no more!'",
6598 "says: 'Kill for gain or shoot to maim, but I don't need a reason.'",
6599 "says: 'You'll die as you lived, in a flash of the blade.'",
6600 "says: 'You'd better stand cos there's no turning back.'",
6601 "says: 'I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare.'",
6602 "says: 'I've been looking so long for you; you won't get away from my grasp.'",
6603 "says: 'I'm coming after you; you can kiss your arse good-bye.'",
6604 "says: 'It's official; you suck!'",
6605 "sings: 'I hate you, you hate me, we're a helluva family.'",
6606 "says: 'A mere mortal dares challenge *ME*?!'",
6607 "says: 'There is no escape and that's for sure.'",
6608 "says: 'This is the end; I won't take any more.'",
6609 "says: 'Say good-bye to the world you live in.'",
6610 "says: 'You've always been taking, but now you're giving.'",
6611 "says: 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill.'",
6612 "says: 'Don't try running away, because you're the one I'll find.'",
6613 "says: 'I was looking for you to start up a fight.'",
6614 "says: 'My innocent victims are slaughtered with wrath and despise!'",
6615 "says: 'I have found you, and there is no place to run.'",
6616 "says: 'My blood lust defies all my needs.'",
6617 "says: 'And damn'd be him that first cries: Hold, enough!'",
6618 "says: 'I can smell your blood, human!'",
6619 "says: 'Has your folly led to this?'",
6620 "wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth...",
6621 "says: 'Pride yourself on this, that you were slain by a champion.'",
6622 "thunders: 'May heaven have mercy on your soul, for I will have none.'",
6623 "screams for your blood!",
6624 "sighs: 'They send a poorer grade of adventurers down each year than the last.'",
6625 "says: 'Your life-blood will baptise my blade!'",
6626 "shouts: 'You will serve me in Valhalla!'",
6627 "snickers: 'Mommy's not here to save you now!'",
6628 "says: 'You're almost not worth killing... almost!'",
6629 "leaps towards you with death in its eye.",
6630 "sings: 'Cuts yer if ye stand, shoot yer if ye run.'",
6631 "says: 'Another adventurer? I just got through picking my teeth with the last.'",
6632 "says: 'Your two ears will decorate my belt.'",
6633 "says: 'I love all that blood.'",
6634 "says: 'I don't want to hurt you. I only want to kill you.'",
6635 "says: 'I like killing people, because it's so much fun.'",
6636 "screams: 'I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down!'",
6637 "says: 'Bring it on!'",
6638 "announces: 'You have no chance to survive make your time.'",
6639 "laughs at your feeble character.",
6640 "says, 'Feel my wrath, fool!'",
6641 "says, 'Death and destruction make me happy!'",
6642 "whispers nasty things.",
6643 "says, 'I'll slaughter you slowly...'",
6644 "says, 'Now, you shall taste my wrath!'",
6645 "giggles as it fingers its knife.",
6646 "eyes your money pouch covetously.",
6647 "says, 'You look like Nottingham's man to me!'",
6648 "says, 'I bet I can shoot better than you...'",
6649 "says, 'Give 'til it hurts!'",
6650 "says, 'Don't force me to put an arrow in your skull...'",
6651 "says, 'Kevin Costner has soiled my name!'",
6652 "wonders aloud about the quality of your weapon.",
6653 "spouts torrents of taunts.",
6654 "says, 'Feel lucky, punk?'",
6655 "says, 'I'll teach you to respect me!'",
6656 "says, 'I'll make your short life nasty and brutish!'",
6657 "fingers its blade and grins evilly.",
6658 "snickers, 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!'",
6659 "says, 'I don't get no respect... I'm gonna change that!'",
6660 "calls your mother nasty names.",
6661 "shouts 'Yo mama's so fat, she fell off the bed both sides!'",
6662 "says, 'I'll bet your innards would taste real sweet...'",
6663 "belches and spits.",
6664 "scratches its armpits.",
6665 "says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'",
6666 "says, 'Yeeha! Another idiot to slaughter!'",
6667 "hawks a loogie in your direction.",
6668 "farts thunderously.",
6669 "wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.",
6670 "says, 'I love being psychotic!'",
6671 "says, 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill!'",
6672 "says, 'I shall torture you slowly.'",
6673 "calls you a scum-sucking pig-dog.",
6674 "says, 'I shall break you!'",
6675 "says, 'You're not so tough, loser!'",
6676 "says, 'Heh-heh, heh-heh, killing people is cool.'",
6677 "screams, 'Hey, I have rights too!'",
6678 "says, 'You're just prejudiced against my kind, aren't you?'",
6679 "says, 'Next time, I'm bringing more Uruks with me!'",
6680 "says, 'I'll mess up all your stuff!'",
6681 "says, 'Give me the Rheingold, or die!'",
6682 "says, 'Come get some!'",
6684 /* ToME devteam quote: "This next may be unnecessarily evil... :-]" */
6685 "magically summons mighty undead opponents!",
6686 "magically summons Cyberdemons!",
6687 "summons special opponents!",
6689 "says: 'All right, you savage, mindless creature. Prepare to meet your equal!'",
6690 "says: 'I will slay you, and hack you, and waste you, and destroy you!'",
6691 "says: 'The night stretches out on the Isengard!'",
6692 "says: 'Trolls are strong, I am STRONGER!'",
6693 "says: 'I am totally of the side of nobody since nobody is totally of my side...'",
6694 "says, '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!'",
6695 "says, 'Buy Windows 2000; the filesystem rocks!'",
6696 "says, 'Linux? Never heard of it...'",
6697 "says, 'Resistance is futile--you will be assimilated.'",
6698 "says, 'NT is the solution for ALL your needs!'",
6699 "hacks out some code and calls it a Service Pack.",
6700 "says, 'We don't have a monopoly... Mac OS still exists!'",
6701 "wonders if it should buy a small country.",
6702 "says, 'Where will we let you go today? The Recycle Bin!'",
6703 "says, 'Ho ho ho! You're gonna die!'",
6704 "says, 'You're gettin' COAL in your stocking!'",
6705 "says, 'On Smasher, on Crasher, now dash away all!'",
6706 "says, 'You're on the Naughty List!'",
6707 "says, 'I'll sic my man-eating reindeer on you!'",
6708 "says, 'I hate Christmas so much that I've gone psychotic!'",
6709 "says, 'Repent, evildoer!'",
6710 "says, 'My righteousness shall cleanse you!'",
6711 "says, 'God may love you, but *I* don't!'",
6712 "says, 'I shall smite thee with extreme prejudice!'",
6713 "says, 'Hope you like eternal damnation!'",
6714 "says, 'Verily, it is too late for thee.'",
6715 "barks and bellows frighteningly!",
6716 "says, 'Oh good, another chew toy!'",
6717 "says, 'Yummy! I was getting tired of chicken...'",
6718 "lets out an earsplitting howl.",
6719 "says, 'Bad adventurer! No more living for you!'",
6720 "snarls and howls.",
6721 "brags, 'My power is beyond compare!'",
6722 "snorts, 'A mere mortal dares challenge my might? HA!'",
6723 "says, 'Not another one! I just finished chewing on the last!'",
6724 "wonders aloud how many XP you're worth.",
6725 "leafs through 'Evil Geniuses For Dummies'.",
6726 "mutters, 'Another darn loser to kill...'",
6727 "says, 'Angband shall claim your remains!'",
6728 "says, 'Another 12 skulls and I get that reward from the Boss!'",
6729 "yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill it.",
6730 "says, 'Minions, slaughter this fool!'",
6731 "says, 'Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die...'",
6732 "says, 'I'm no god... God has MERCY!'",
6733 "screams 'I came from the Hells for YOU!'",
6734 "laughs out loudly.",
6735 "screams 'ToME rules!'.",
6736 "screams 'Your code is ugly!'",
6737 "farts in your general direction.",
6738 "tells you to stop acting like a crazy person.",
6739 "flips you the bird.",
6740 "tells you to stop staring at it all the damn time.",
6741 "threatens to report you to the principal.",
6742 "pulls down your trousers.",
6743 "prepares to shoot you with a laser cannon.",
6744 "is charging mana for a devastating attack spell.",
6745 "laughs at your character being so low-leveled.",
6746 "wonders how a woefully underequipped character like yours can even survive.",
6747 "will definitely kill you now, you loser!!!",
6748 "tells you to stop being such a bad player.",
6749 "yawns and mutters, 'Why do those adventurers always have to be such lowly wimps?'",
6750 "pulls an artifact sword and closes in on you!",
6751 "draws a pistol and shouts, 'Stop! In the name of the law!'",
6752 "shouts, 'Police! Don't move! Put your hands in the air!'",
6753 "points a loaded gun at you.",
6754 "says, 'I have you in my crosshairs now!'",
6755 "laughs, 'Haven't been watching your HP, eh? Very well. Now, I will kill you.'",
6756 "announces, 'I'm here because the RNG hath decreed that you've been playing enough for today. Prepare to die,'",
6757 "announces, 'Just wait until I roll a 20 and use my touch of death on you!'",
6758 "laughs, 'Bet your to-hit can't penetrate my AC of -40? Ha ha ha!'",
6759 "says, 'I'm the last enemy you're fighting today... because I will KILL you!'",
6760 "shouts, 'I'm looking forward to kill the poor sap that stumbles upon your bones file after I'm done with you!'",
6761 "says: 'You shall not pass!'",
6762 "says: 'Let's see if you are worthy!'",
6763 "says: 'You are about to die, worm!'",
6764 "says: 'You don't have a chance!'",
6765 "says: 'Feel my fury!'",
6766 "stares at you darkly.",
6767 "says: 'Prepare to meet your destiny!'",
6768 "says: 'Hell hath no fury like mine!'",
6769 "says: 'Your last wish?'",
6770 "says: 'Aye, you will make fine eating, when you have hung a bit.'",
6771 "says: 'Prepare do die!'",
6772 "says: 'You shall be bruised and battered to pieces when I'm through!'",
6773 "says: 'And ever so my foes shall fall!'",
6774 "says: 'Begone now ere my arrows fly!'",
6775 "says: 'Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!'",
6776 "whispers nasty things.",
6777 "says: 'I'll slaughter you slowly...'",
6778 "eyes your money pouch covetously.",
6779 "says: 'I bet I can shoot better than you...'",
6780 "spouts torrents of obscenities.",
6781 "attempts to read a Scroll of Curse Weapon at you!",
6782 "snickers: 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!'",
6783 "says: 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'",
6784 "says: 'I shall torture you slowly.'",
6786 "says: 'I will prepare something particularly uncomfortable for you.'",
6787 "says: 'I shall smite thee with extreme prejudice!'",
6788 "says: 'Verily, it is too late for thee.'",
6789 "brags: 'My power is beyond compare!'",
6790 "says: 'A mere mortal dares challenge my might?'",
6791 "says: 'Too bad you are unlucky. But even that would not help you now.'",
6792 "sings: 'Swish, smack! Whip crack!'",
6793 "says: 'Think of it this way: you are fated to die here. DIE!'",
6794 "says: 'This is the end; I won't take anymore.'",
6795 "says: 'Say goodbye to the world you live in.'",
6796 "says: 'Your weapon is no match for mine!'",
6797 "brags: 'I'm a friend of the Boss's, I am.'",
6798 "says: 'I can't help but laugh at your pathetic attempts.'",
6799 "lets out a truly awful cry of rage!",
6800 "laughs at your wild swings.",
6801 "says: 'I can smell your blood!'",
6802 "thunders: 'May Eru have mercy on your soul, for I will have none.'",
6803 "shouts: 'You are already dead!'",
6804 "snickers: 'You and what army could harm me?'",
6805 "sings: 'Clash, crash! Crush, smash!'",
6806 "says: 'Consider yourself warned.'",
6807 "says: 'I am fated never to die by the hand of a mortal. Just give up.'",
6808 "says: 'I shall have my way with your women!'",
6809 "says: 'You're not so tough, buttmunch!'",
6810 "says: 'Get away! This spot is mine!'",
6811 "says: 'I will soon close your eyes in eternal sleep.'",
6812 "cries: 'You must pay me... with your life!'",
6813 "says: 'Maybe I will just hack your head off.'",
6814 "says: 'Did you hear what the ravens said? Revenge, that is what they cry!'",
6815 "shouts: 'Hoiho! Hoiho! To arms! To arms!'",
6816 "grumbles: 'I hate the happy, and I am never glad.'",
6817 "cries: 'Keep away from the Ring!'",
6818 "boasts: 'My spear will certainly cut down the wrongful one.'",
6819 "cries: 'There! There shall my spear strike!'",
6820 "grins: 'You will die soon, handsome hero!'",
6821 "states: 'I am but avenging perjury.'",
6822 "shouts: 'Give the Ring here!'",
6823 "shouts: 'Hoiho! Hoiho-hoho!'",
6824 "states: 'As I have renounced love, all who live shall soon renounce it!'",
6826 "asks: 'Did you hear it? The nibelung hordes are rising from the depths!'",
6827 "laughs: 'Ha ha ha ha! Beware!'",
6828 "says: 'Beware, fool! Beware!'",
6829 "says: 'Envy led you here, pitiful rogue!'",
6830 "boasts: 'I dauntlessly defy everyone, everyone!'",
6831 "yells: 'Tremble, on your knees before the master of the Ring.'",
6832 "yells: 'Tremble with terror, abject throng!'",
6833 "says: 'I am watching you everywhere, expect me where you do not perceive me!'",
6834 "says: 'Feel my wrath, idle rascal!'",
6835 "says: 'I have discovered you, you stupid thief!'",
6836 "says: 'Are you still not afraid? You should be!'",
6837 "says: 'I should really be shimmering!'",
6838 "says: 'Open the gates of my hell, I will strike from the grave!'",
6839 "complains: 'What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket, anyways?'",
6840 "rejoices: 'No more roast mutton! Roast adventurer today!'",
6841 "says: 'That'll teach yer!'",
6842 "says: 'I won't take that from you!'",
6843 "grumbles: 'Stop, greedy one! Leave something for me!'",
6844 "shouts: 'Back, over-bold one!'",
6845 "whines: 'You swindler, do you seek to vilify me?'",
6846 "shouts: 'All your fault!'",
6847 "shouts: 'Only your death will set things right!'",
6848 "says: 'Don't call me clumsy!'",
6849 "says: 'You smile at your own cowardice? Stand and fight, bastard!'",
6850 "says: 'You aren't a caitiff that throws a cloak?!'",
6851 "says: 'Now we shall resolve a matter which has long troubled me.'",
6852 "cries: 'Coward! Is this the great warrior of whom I have heard so much?'",
6853 "enjoys espresso coffee between battle.",
6854 "says: 'Excuse me, I have no time to continue a small fight.'",
6855 "says: 'It is a great pleasure to fight with such a worthy opponent as you.'",
6856 "says: 'I will turn you into a coatrack.'",
6857 "says: 'I'm a master of the Keep of the Four Worlds!'",
6858 "says: 'Order will crumble.'",
6859 "says: 'Obey the power of chaos!'",
6860 "hisses: 'Your crime issss life. The sssentencce isss death.'",
6861 "says: 'Freezer? Glad you asked! A box to store your body!'",
6862 "says: 'If you buy a Grand-D machine, I'll throw Werewindle into the bargain.'",
6863 "has an eye to stick you with a burial set.",
6864 "says: 'Sorry but I kill you.'",
6865 "says: 'Can I get you a chicken? Maybe some white mice and aluminum foil?'",
6866 "says: 'Be made to realize my darkness hold.'",
6867 "says: 'Power of shadow is infinite.'",
6868 "says: 'With the Key of Kolwynia, I am invincible!'",
6869 "says: 'Soul? What is it of use to?'",
6870 "speaks: 'I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along!'",
6871 "says: 'If you get off alive, you will be lucky.'",
6873 "laughs with a devastating sound which shakes the ground.",
6874 "asks: 'Where are those who dare approach me?'",
6875 "gloats: 'I am old and strong, strong, strong.'",
6876 "boasts: 'My armour is like tenfold shields, no blade can pierce me.'",
6877 "boasts: 'My teeth are swords, my claws are spears, my breath is death.'",
6878 "says: 'You will make a fine meal.'",
6879 "says: 'I wanted a drink, now I have also found food.'",
6880 "says: 'My fangs are not for chattering, soon you will feel them.'",
6881 "says: 'My throat is well made to gulp you down.'",
6882 "growls: 'Come here, young braggart.'",
6883 "says: 'You cannot avoid the ballyhack.'",
6884 "says: 'A mere mortal, Be burned to the ground by my fire.'",
6885 "says: 'Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.'",
6886 "says: 'Time? What time do you think we have?'",
6887 "says: 'Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life.'",
6888 "says: 'I don't endure your sabotaging my plan!'",
6890 "dances apocalyptic.",
6891 "says: 'Back Down. This situation only results in my victory, I know.'",
6892 "says: 'I praise your bravery. But take good care of your life.'",
6893 "says: 'It's unlucky for you to see me.'",
6894 "says: 'Burn out! And turn to dust!'",
6895 "says: 'The level 14 valkyrie who came before was storonger than you!'",
6896 "says: 'The level 14 samurai who came before was fastorer than you!'",
6897 "slurps and gibbers disgustingly.",
6898 "oozes nasty, glistening slime all over the dungeon.",
6899 "lets off a mind-numbing stench.",
6900 "howls: 'Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!'",
6901 "makes a chilling slithering sound.",
6902 "howls: 'The OTHER GODS will feast on your brain!'",
6903 "hisses: 'I'll feed you to the Hounds of Tindalos...'",
6904 "hisses: 'Randolph Carter got off easy; you won't!'",
6905 "seethes and fumes sickeningly.",
6906 "hisses: 'I'll send you beyond Known Space to Azathoth!'",
6907 "waves nasty-looking tentacles about.",
6908 "picks its teeth with the bones of former players.",
6909 "opens your mind to a vista of nameless cosmic horror!",
6910 "opens your mind to a vista of endless 'Three's Company' reruns!",
6911 "snorts and slobbers with glee.",
6912 "states: 'The time has come.'",
6913 "states: 'You will fall into my power, you will remain my slave!'",
6914 "cries: 'Halt! I have the right weapon to fell you!'",
6915 "yells: 'I will cut you down with your master's spear!'",
6916 "says: 'Foolish worm, you are DOOMED!'",
6917 "says: 'I'm the Big Bad Guy, and you're toast!'",
6918 "shouts: 'MOO HA HA HA! I am DEATH incarnate!'",
6919 "says: 'Prepare for your untimely demise!'",
6920 "opens up a can of Whoop-Ass (tm).",
6921 "picks its teeth with former adventurers' bones.",
6922 "says: 'Maybe I won't kill you... NOT!'",
6923 "yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill it.",
6924 "says: 'Another day, another bastard to slaughter...'",
6925 "says: 'I can't be bothered... minions, slaughter this fool!'",
6926 "says: 'Such a doomed, pathetic gesture as yours verges on the heroic!'",
6927 "says: 'Mere mortals such as you should not meddle the affair of the Powers!'",
6928 "shouts: 'You cannot escape!'",
6929 "says: 'You are checkmated!'",
6930 "says: 'Huh! Come on!'",
6931 "shouts: 'Weak! Weak!'",
6932 "says: 'I announce beforehand that I kill you by sucking your blood!'",
6933 "says: 'Your slow sleepy speed never kill me!'",
6934 "says: 'You came here to die in vain!'",
6935 "says: 'Count 3, then you die.'",
6936 "says: 'I came back to kill you.'",
6937 "shouts: 'AAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!'",
6938 "says: 'You're already dead.'",
6939 "shouts: 'Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!'",
6940 "says: 'Get lost, you can't compare with my powers!'",
6941 "says: 'Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed!'",
6942 "says: 'Allow me to usher you to the sulfurous pits of hell!'",
6943 "says: 'You were a fool for thinking that your showy moves would work on me!'",
6944 "takes out its 5d5 longsword and says, 'No more Mr. Nice Guy!'",
6945 "says: 'If you're going to cry, just go play Vanilla!'",
6946 "says: 'Game balance? What is this ... game ... balance?'",
6947 "wonders why monsters only get 4 blows when you get 16.",
6949 "laughs: 'My special dice always rolls a 20. I never miss.'",
6950 "wonders if your to-hit rating is even capable of hitting anything at all.",
6951 "laughs: 'You grinded 20 hours for those stats only to die to me now?'",
6952 "laughs: 'Your stats are awfully bad! Did you not do any grinding? Loser.'",
6953 "challenges you to a duel on life and death.",
6954 "asks whether you know what you're getting into.",
6955 "closes in on you to attack.",
6956 "shouts 'Look at yourself, you're much too skinny! Why don't you eat?'",
6957 "remarks that you need something to eat or you'll starve.",
6958 "announces 'You are going down.'",
6959 "says 'I learned to defend myself.'",
6960 "threatens you with its very presence.",
6961 "closes in on you while readying its weapons and spells.",
6962 "screams 'If you kill me, I'll come back stronger than before!'",
6963 "announces 'I hope for a fair battle.'",
6964 "shouts 'Allah Akbar!'",
6965 "shouts 'I will extract so much of your blood!'",
6966 "announces 'You'll bleed for hours before I finish you off.'",
6967 "wonders how long a weakling like you can withstand her might.",
6968 "announces 'I'm gonna smash your toes.'",
6969 "says 'I'm looking forward to having fun with you.'",
6970 "threatens to crush you.",
6971 "announces 'If you don't flee, I'll drive you several feet into the ground.'",
6972 "says 'Any adventurer who dares to fight me will be annihilated.'",
6973 "calls for a squad of minions and instructs them to take away all your food.",
6974 "laughs 'You cannot defeat me. Ha ha ha.'",
6975 "announces 'Pay 10 euros to me or you will be terminated.'",
6976 "says 'Work hard if you don't want to anger me.'",
6977 "eyes you suspiciously.",
6978 "strides toward you with determination in its face.",
6979 "announces 'If you touch me I'll make your hands bleed.'",
6980 "says 'You have no right to be here. Now I will eliminate you.'",
6981 "gives you a mean look.",
6982 "is ready to kick your butt, you wimpy 'adventurer'!",
6983 "announces 'Abide by my rules or you will be punished.'",
6984 "says 'Adventurers are not permitted on this dungeon level.'",
6985 "says 'You'll pay a fine of 2 euros for trespassing here.'",
6986 "wants to demonstrate its kung-fu abilities to you.",
6987 "calls for its fellow assistants.",
6988 "announces 'Pay 100 euros immediately or I will kill you!'",
6989 "shouts 'I'm not here to talk, I'm here to terminate your sorry existence!'",
6990 "shouts 'I have friends in powerful positions who will fuck you up!'",
6991 "points at you and screams 'Avada Kedavra!'",
6992 "laughs 'I'll revive anyway. Every time you kill me your fine will increase by 200 euros.'",
6993 "giggles 'I'll use the turbo power booster.'",
6994 "boasts 'I own a helicopter!'",
6995 "says 'I'm beautiful! Wouldn't you agree?'",
6996 "regards you as a criminal and will wipe you off the face of the earth.",
6997 "gets ready to fight you.",
6998 "snorts: 'Fool! I can easily block your primitive techniques!'",
6999 "announces: 'Kwourstomal!'",
7000 "yells: 'I am your doom!'",
7001 "boasts: 'I'm a centuries-old spirit that has killed many people before you, and now it's your turn to die.'",
7002 "chortles: 'Not even death can save you from me.'",
7003 "exclaims: 'The stench of life surrounds you! I shall snuff you out!'",
7004 "screams: 'I'm gonna SMASH you!'",
7005 "threatens: 'Your soul will be food for hellfire.'",
7006 "laughs: 'I'm gonna make weapons from your bones!'",
7007 "announces: 'Lady Andariel instructs your death.'",
7008 "announces: 'My army will annihilate you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...'",
7009 "starts to attack you mindlessly.",
7010 "swings its fists in your general direction.",
7011 "laughs: 'Now that I got you here, I'll play with you to my heart's desire, little one.'",
7012 "laughs: 'Now the fun will really begin. I'll really enjoy ruining your hands and watching your blood squirt in all directions.'",
7013 "announces: 'My scentful perfume will intoxicate you and place you at my mercy.'",
7014 "plans to transform you into dog food.",
7015 "is laughing all the time: 'Hahahahahehehehehehehe! Huahahahahahaha hahahahahahhh!'",
7016 "shouts: 'Run and save yourself, for if I get you, you're dead faster than you can scream!'",
7017 "says: 'You don't even know the powers you're dealing with.'",
7018 "announces: 'I'm an ancient and primordial being with 5000 years of combat experience. By comparison, you're nothing but a filthy worm that will get stomped by my might.'",
7019 "shouts: 'I'll kick you with my high-heeled lady boots!'",
7020 "says: 'If you manage to defeat me 30 times in a row without a loss, I'll allow you to marry me. But that is impossible.',",
7021 "wonders: 'Oh, the little adventurer managed to reach me. I wonder why all the other monsters didn't kill you already, but you certainly won't defeat me.'",
7022 "tells: 'If you somehow manage to beat me, you'll gain a couple new items and will reach the next level, but that is impossible.'",
7023 "laughs: 'Watch out, I'll defeat you faster than you'd expect.'",
7024 "is the boss of this dungeon level! Prepare for battle!",
7025 "is coming for you through the walls!",
7026 "has just turned invisible and will sneak up on you from behind!",
7027 "says: 'I'm like a snake, poised to strike. One wrong move and I'll devour you.'",
7028 "offers: 'If you give me 20000 zorkmids and drop all your equipment at my feet, I'll let you live.'",
7029 "shouts: 'Be glad I don't have enough mana to summon an elder priest yet!'",
7030 "fiercely lashes its tentacles around.",
7031 "prepares a disintegration beam that will destroy your worn armor.",
7032 "says: 'You dropped the marbles, fool! And since you can't pay for that damage, I'll take your life instead!'",
7033 "shouts: 'You miserable cunt! You always try to stab people from behind! But now I'll give you a load of pain for that!'",
7034 "announces: 'Now I'll pay you back for all the grief you've given me.'",
7035 "says: 'So you don't forgive me, huh? Well, I won't forgive you either.'",
7036 "snorts: 'What? You expected kindness from me? Know this: kindness has to be earned.'",
7037 "shouts: 'You persistent pest! You've been playing for long enough today! Say goodbye!'",
7038 "says: 'I'll put you to rest here!'",
7039 "laughs: 'I've sent thousands of spam emails to your inbox with my botnet! If you lay a finger on me, you'll automatically trigger the ransomware contained in one of them and lose all data!'",
7040 "giggles: 'LOL, as if you were capable of playing slex. If you don't die to me, you'll die to some other bullshit.'",
7041 "exclaims: 'WTF? What are YOU doing here??? I honestly expected you to die much earlier!'",
7042 "yawns: 'Why do I always have to clean up a mess that the regular monsters can't handle...'",
7043 "laughs: 'Oh, the little retard wants to fight me. This will be a quick battle.'",
7044 "screams: 'Intruder sighted! All units, attack!'",
7045 "gets ready to use the multiple gather ability that teleports all hostile monsters straight to you.",
7046 "sings a perish song, so you now have to kill it in 20 turns or you automatically die!",
7047 "subjects you to the torment of having to listen to its voice.",
7048 "tries to tie its worn socks in front of your nose.",
7049 "shouts: 'All shall feed the shattered night.'",
7050 "sneers: 'You, born of dishonest curves, are unworthy of my measure.'",
7051 "announces: 'You will pay for your sins.'",
7052 "mutters: 'Oh... You want to fight.'",
7053 "threatens: 'You killed my brood. Prepare to die.'",
7054 "mutters: 'I can smell the weaknesses others try to hide.'",
7055 "says: 'Sleep for all eternity.'",
7056 "mutters: 'Impure pack.'",
7057 "mutters: 'Dust to dust.'",
7058 "announces: 'My power will devour you!'",
7059 "summons an elder priest!",
7060 "recharges its wand of disintegration!",
7061 "pulls a scroll of ragnarok from its bag!",
7062 "starts changing weapons in real time!",
7063 "twirls its sword!",
7064 "gets ready to shoot an arrow at your knee, like the retarded cop wueu wueus from Skyrim!",
7065 "announces: 'Prepare to be raided.'",
7066 "laughs: 'You're looking rather vulnerable.'",
7067 "laughs: 'You're an easy target. This won't take long.'",
7068 "says: 'Don't ask me to lay off.'",
7069 "sneers: 'Your options are shrinking.'",
7070 "laughs: 'What's goin' down? You!'",
7071 "laughs: 'Your time is up around here, you're being sacked!'",
7072 "announces: 'You're no longer wanted around here.'",
7073 "giggles: 'Are you frightened? You've turned pink!'",
7074 "laughs: 'You tripped over your own sword! Ha-ha!'",
7075 "shouts: 'I think I'll dispose of you right now.'",
7077 "sneers: 'You're in a dead end position.'",
7078 "threatens: 'You're going down, clown.'",
7079 "announces: 'I'm going to rub you out.'",
7080 "announces: 'You've violated the social distancing protocols!'",
7081 "shouts: 'Police! I've spotted someone who isn't wearing a face mask!'",
7082 "screams: 'That adventurer over there is obviously infected with corona!'",
7083 "points a finger at you and shouts 'Corona!'",
7084 "gets ready to sneeze in your general direction with the intention of spreading the corona infection.",
7085 "calls: 'You there! You have covid-19! Why aren't you quarantined?'",
7086 "calls: 'You there! You have covid-19! Since the government didn't quarantine you yet, I'll now quarantine you permanently!'",
7087 "starts hacking the game code to nerf your most used spells!",
7088 "stopped time! You can't move!",
7089 "suddenly sprays you with a vial of drum stint reluctance perfume!",
7090 "throws a double free corruption grenade!",
7091 "extends its fingernails into claws!",
7092 "enters the IDDQD cheat and is now invulnerable!",
7093 "enters the IDCLIP cheat and can walk through walls now!",
7094 "casts world fall!",
7095 "deletes all your data!",
7096 "shouts 'IMPERIO!' Suddenly you're affected by an unforgivable curse!",
7097 "points at you and mutters a curse.",
7098 "casts a spell at you! You receive death verdict.",
7099 "snatches your bag of holding and begins rummaging through the assorted items.",
7100 "sneers: 'Isn't that weapon skill of yours a bit low? You should use some other weapon because with the current one you won't even dent me!'",
7101 "laughs: 'Your AC is too bad and therefore all of my attacks will autohit you. There's no way for you to survive this encounter.'",
7102 "snickers: 'Your maximum hit points are woefully sad! How did you even manage to get this far? Well, nothing for it, I'll just off you and then you can roll a new, better character.'",
7103 "announces: 'I'm gonna rape you, bitch.'",
7104 "pulls a phallus-shaped object from underneath his trousers and suspiciously eyes the orifice between your legs!",
7105 "barks: 'I'm a master thief. The first thing I'm gonna steal is your virginity, by using my penis.'",
7106 "shouts: 'You're a pariah now! You've been expelled from the community and everyone is going to attack you on sight!'",
7107 "is actually the administrator of this server, and suddenly has random mood swings and decides to erase your save with no confirmation.",
7108 "has decided that the game you're playing is too offensive to be hosted on a public server, and deletes it, along with your current savegame file.",
7109 "screams 'Antivaxxer! I'm gonna make sure you'll never endanger anyone with your covid spread again!'",
7110 "announces: 'I know you don't want to be vaccinated, but I just decided to forcibly vaccinate you. Either you allow me to use this syringe on you now, or I'll beat you into submission and then jam the needle into your arm anyway.'",
7114 static NEARDATA
const char * const fake_plines
[] = {
7115 "Demogorgon suddenly disappears!",
7116 "You are slowing down.",
7117 "You are struggling to keep your movements.",
7118 "Your limbs have turned to stone.",
7119 "You have turned to stone.",
7120 "Your limbs are stiffening.",
7121 "Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI?",
7122 "Warning: Low Local Memory. Freeing description strings.",
7123 "Not enough memory to create inventory window",
7124 "Your potion of full healing boils and explodes!",
7125 "Your potion of amnesia suddenly explodes! You feel dizzy!",
7126 "Your scroll of genocide catches fire and burns!",
7127 "Your 10 scrolls of teleportation suddenly crumble to dust.",
7128 "Your ring of free action turns to dust and vanishes!",
7129 "Your ring of conflict evaporates!",
7130 "Your wand of death (0:8) suddenly explodes!",
7131 "Your wand of wishing seems less effective.",
7132 "Your wand of bubblebeam explodes! Water washes over you!",
7133 "One of your objects was destroyed by rust!",
7134 "One of your objects was vaporized!",
7135 "Your weapon withered away!",
7136 "Your weapon disintegrates!",
7137 "Your equipment is teleported out of your inventory!",
7138 "It summons insects!",
7139 "It summons nymphs!",
7141 "You hear a goblin reading a scroll of demonology. The inhabitants of the Elemental Planes appear!",
7142 "You hear a gnome reading a scroll of wishing.",
7143 "The soldier ant stings you! The poison was deadly...",
7144 "The soldier ant stings you! You feel weaker! You lose Strength",
7145 "The killer bee stings you! You are bleeding out from your stinging injury!",
7146 "It breathes --More-- You have died.",
7147 "It breathes a disintegration blast!",
7149 "You undergo a freakish metamorphosis!",
7150 "You feel a little strange.",
7151 "You feel a little normal.",
7152 "Your armor turns to dust and is blown away!",
7153 "Your cloak of magic resistance disintegrates!",
7154 "Your enchanted hawaiian shirt crumbles into tiny threads and is blown away!",
7155 "It stole an amulet of reflection.",
7156 "The water nymph stole an amulet of life saving!",
7157 "The buzzing nymph stole a wand of death (0:8)!",
7158 "The gnome thief stole a cloak of magic resistance!",
7159 "The sucker patch stole a ring of free action!",
7160 "It summons demon lords!",
7161 "The Wizard of Yendor casts a spell at you!",
7162 "The arch-lich casts a spell!",
7163 "Death reaches out with his deadly touch...",
7164 "It reaches out, and you feel fever and chills. You feel deathly sick.",
7165 "A Master Archon suddenly appears!",
7166 "The gnome lord turns into a migmatite horror!",
7167 "Oh no, it uses the touch of death!",
7168 "You feel deathly sick.",
7169 "You don't feel very well.",
7170 "You hear the cockatrice's hissing!",
7171 "A little dart shoots out at you! The dart was poisoned!",
7172 "A shuriken shoots out of you! The shuriken was poisoned! The poison was deadly...",
7173 "You hear a clank.",
7174 "Oh wow! Everything looks so cosmic!",
7175 "You stagger and your vision blurrs...",
7176 "Eating that is instantly fatal.",
7177 "Falling, you touch the cockatrice corpse.",
7178 "It seduces you and you start taking off your boots of levitation.",
7179 "A wide-angle disintegration beam hits you!",
7180 "A lava bolt hits you! Your shield burns to a cinder!",
7181 "An ice bolt hits you! Your crystal plate mail shatters into a thousand pieces!",
7182 "A thunderbolt hits you! Your amulet of life saving disintegrates!",
7183 "A poison bolt hits you! Your 5 potions of full healing turn into 5 potions of sickness!",
7184 "A water bolt hits you! Your gray dragon egg (laid by you) breaks!",
7185 "A plasma bolt hits you! Your cloak of magic resistance burns to ashes!",
7186 "A chaos bolt hits you! Your bag of holding suddenly explodes!",
7187 "A nether bolt hits you! Goodbye level 14. Goodbye level 13. You lose the ability to perform appraisal!",
7188 "An acid bolt hits you! Your scroll of teleportation is destroyed! Your helmet of telepathy is damaged!",
7189 "A sound bolt hits you! Your 2 potions of gain level break and shatter!",
7190 "A shards bolt hits you! You have sustained a mortal wound. You hear the wailing of the Banshee...",
7191 "A disenchantment bolt hits you! Your Grayswandir seems less effective.",
7192 "A mana bolt hits you! All of your items have been destroyed!",
7193 "A nexus bolt hits you! Suddenly you are not holding Excalibur anymore.",
7195 "***LOW HITPOINT WARNING***",
7196 "You hear the wailing of the Banshee...",
7197 "Wizard is about to die.",
7198 "Oops... Suddenly, the dungeon collapses.",
7199 "You turn to stone.",
7200 "You are a statue.",
7201 "You feel totally separated from the spirit world.",
7202 "You are feeling mildly nauseated.",
7203 "You feel slightly confused.",
7204 "You feel extremely confused.",
7205 "You can't seem to think straight.",
7206 "You can't seem to walk straight.",
7207 "You have become a green slime.",
7208 "You feel incredibly sick.",
7209 "You find it hard to breathe.",
7210 "You're gasping for air.",
7211 "You can no longer breathe.",
7212 "You're turning blue.",
7213 "Your skin begins to peel away.",
7214 "You die of starvation.",
7215 "You are gasping for air.",
7217 "Your limbs are getting oozy.",
7218 "You are turning into a green slime.",
7219 "You have become a green slime.",
7220 "You hear maniacal laughter!",
7221 "KAABLAMM!!! Your explosive boots suddenly detonate!",
7222 "You hear a dark orchestral melody, and all the lights go out...",
7223 "You make a lot of noise!",
7224 "Your persian boots demand a sacrifice for allowing you to wear them.",
7225 "You allow the persian boots to scratch over the full length of your shins with their zippers.",
7226 "Your legs are covered with deep wounds and you lose lots of blood!",
7227 "Your velcro boots decide to scratch up and down your shins with their lash, opening terrible wounds.",
7228 "Your neck is becoming constricted.",
7229 "Your blood is having trouble reaching your brain.",
7230 "The pressure on your neck increases.",
7231 "Your consciousness is fading.",
7232 "You are turning a little green.",
7233 "You are turning a little guernsey-spotted.",
7234 "You are turning a little romantic.",
7235 "You faint from lack of food.",
7238 "You suddenly feel very tired!",
7239 "You are mercilessly tickled by the byakhee!",
7240 "You suddenly feel weaker! 10 points of strength got sapped!",
7241 "You float into the air!",
7242 "You float down. You fell into the water! A potion of acid explodes!",
7243 "Wait! The door really was an intrinsic eating mimic!",
7244 "Wait! That's a disenchanter mimic! Your weapon seems less effective.",
7245 "Your weapon seems less effective.",
7246 "Your knapsack seems less effective.",
7247 "Your Stormbringer was disenchanted!",
7248 "Remember - ascension is impossible!",
7249 "You don't stand a chance!",
7250 "You have a bad feeling in your stomach.",
7252 "Your cloak emits a grating, annoying sound.",
7253 "You pass away due to being too weak.",
7254 "Tensa Zangetsu causes you to feel weaker!",
7255 "In fact, you feel almost faint...",
7256 "Tensa Zangetsu sapped your last bit of life and you die. Goodbye.",
7257 "Your stone of magic resistance curses itself!",
7258 "Your scratching wounds are bleeding much worse than before!",
7259 "You develop skin cancer!",
7260 "You still feel deathly sick.",
7261 "WARNING: You still feel deathly sick!",
7262 "WARNING: Your amulet will kill you in 5 turns!",
7263 "WARNING: If you do not ascend in 5000 turns, you die!",
7264 "You feel less resistant to fear.",
7265 "You feel less able to memorize things.",
7266 "You feel completely unable to memorize things.",
7267 "You feel more vulnerable to acid.",
7268 "You feel worried about getting sick.",
7269 "You feel more exposed.",
7270 "You feel stiffer.",
7271 "You develop lung cancer! Maybe it's time to lay off the shitting cigarettes?",
7272 "You got no chance! No chance in hell!",
7273 "Weaklings like you won't ever ascend, so don't even think you can do it!",
7274 "YASD is waiting around the corner with big, pointy teeth!",
7275 "You have 35 turns to live.",
7276 "If you don't ascend within the next 10000 turns, you automatically die.",
7277 "Your last thought fades away.",
7278 "You feel dead inside.",
7279 "Unfortunately, you're still genocided.",
7280 "Blecch! Rotten food!",
7281 "Ecch - that must have been poisonous!",
7282 "Ulch - that fungoid vegetation was tainted!",
7283 "You get a strong feeling that the gods are angry...",
7284 "The voice of Moloch roars: 'Destroy him, my servants!'",
7285 "Asidonhopo hits you! Asidonhopo hits you! Asidonhopo hits you! You die...",
7286 "Vanzac screams: 'How dare you break my door?' Vanzac zaps a hexagonal wand!",
7287 "The gnome zaps a wand of death!",
7288 "The soldier zaps a wand of remove resistance!",
7289 "The giant spider zaps a wand of banishment!",
7290 "The black dragon breathes a disintegration blast!",
7291 "The giant eel drowns you... Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (n) _",
7292 "Really quit [yes/no]? _",
7293 "Suddenly, one of the Vault's guards enters!",
7294 "You fall into the lava! You burn to a crisp.",
7295 "You die from your illness.",
7296 "The newt bites you! You die...",
7297 "You hit the floating eye! You are frozen by the floating eye!",
7298 "The porter lethe vortex engulfs you!",
7299 "The Banisher hits you!",
7300 "You feel the waters of the Lethe sweeping away your cares...",
7301 "The mind flayer's tentacles suck you! Your brain is eaten! You feel very stupid!",
7302 "The psych flayer blasts you! You feel very stupid! Everything suddenly goes dark.",
7303 "The disenchanter claws you! Your silver dragon scale mail seems less effective.",
7304 "Your silver saber named Grayswandir glows violently for a while and then evaporates.",
7305 "You try to attack the wood nymph. The wood nymph quickly snatches your weapon!",
7306 "Grateful for her release, she grants you a wish! For what do you wish?",
7307 "The djinni speaks. 'You disturbed me, fool!'",
7308 "An enormous ghost appears next to you! You are frightened to death, and unable to move.",
7309 "The priest intones: 'Pilgrim, you enter a desecrated place!'",
7310 "h - a cursed -5 unicorn horn.",
7311 "The troll giant rises from the dead!",
7312 "The barbarian named Mike the Raider wields a long sword named Vorpal Blade!",
7313 "One-Eyed Sam swings his long sword named Thiefbane. One-Eyed Sam hits you!",
7314 "Ashikaga Takauji picks up a tsurugi named The Tsurugi of Muramasa.",
7315 "The kobold throws 5 darts of disintegration!",
7316 "The soldier fires 3 antimatter bullets! The 1st antimatter bullet hits you! You die...",
7317 "The maud agent hurls a sparkling potion!",
7318 "The bone devil zaps a wand of create horde!",
7319 "The bolt of fire bounces! The bolt of fire hits you! The ice underneath you melts!",
7320 "You irradiate yourself with pure energy. You die...",
7322 "You just blinded yourself!",
7323 "The thin crust of rock gives way, revealing lava underneath!",
7324 "CLICK! You have triggered a trap!",
7325 "Oops, you have triggered a trap.",
7326 "A trap has been sprung!",
7327 "You have sprung a trap!",
7328 "You trigger a death trap! You die... Do you want your possessions identified?",
7329 "All your possessions have been stolen!",
7330 "The beautiful water nymph seduces you and you start taking off your cloak.",
7331 "The blast of disintegration hits you!",
7332 /* The statu */ "es come to life!",
7333 /* The statues */ "come to life!",
7334 /* The Smirking Sne */ "ak Thief is dead!",
7335 /* You impale th */ "e Pale Wraith with a lightning stroke.",
7336 /* Undistributed points a */ "vailable, exit anyway?",
7337 /* This is a fake messa */ "ge broadcast by Arabella to confuse unwary players.",
7338 /* Castle of the Winds will only r */ "un in Protect mode",
7339 /* pul */ "verisiert!",
7340 /* Not eno */ "ugh memory to create inventory window",
7341 /* Com */ "mand Pending: Magic Spell...",
7342 /* integer div */ "ide by 0",
7343 /* Jetzt wirds sc */ "hwer!",
7344 /* Surtur ca */ "lls lightning down on you!",
7345 /* a rude str */ "aw mattress",
7346 "Arabella began to build a world miracle!",
7347 "Arabella finished building a world miracle. You will lose if it exists for 2000 turns!",
7348 "Arabella launched a SCUD Storm!",
7349 "Your head is sucked off! You die...",
7350 "You choke over your food. You die...",
7351 "You bite the gnome lord. You feed on the lifeblood. You choke over it.",
7352 "You fall into a pit! You land on a set of sharp iron spikes! The spikes were poisoned!",
7353 "You triggered a teleporting items trap!",
7354 "You feel life has clocked back.",
7355 "Your stats got scrambled!",
7356 "All of your stats got reduced!",
7357 "Your maximum health was damaged!",
7358 "Your maximum health and mana was damaged!",
7359 "You feel less protected!",
7360 "You lose all divine protection!",
7361 "You feel the need to pull down your trousers.",
7362 "You suddenly see a beautiful woman. She's so sexy that you spontaneously come.",
7363 "You grow a strange desire to start wanking off spontaneously.",
7364 "You suddenly need to take a crap, and are immobilized while you undress.",
7365 "The gnome puts a wand of cancellation into your bag of holding!",
7366 "As you put a wand of cancellation inside, your bag named sack suddenly explodes!",
7367 "As you put the bag of holding into the bag of holding, it explodes!",
7368 "Your bag of holding suddenly explodes!",
7369 "You are hit by a lethe bolt! Suddenly, your bag of holding transforms into a large box!",
7370 "You are hit by a destruction bolt! Your gauntlets of power vanish!",
7371 "You triggered a bisection trap! The razor-sharp blade cuts you in half! You die...",
7372 "You triggered a Medusa trap! You turn to stone. Do you want your possessions identified?",
7373 "KABOOM! The door was booby-trapped! You stagger...",
7374 "KAABLAMM! You triggered a land mine!",
7375 "KABOOM! You triggered a bomb! You die...",
7377 "Its tentacles suck you!",
7378 "It lashes you! Your head spins in confusion.",
7379 "It hits! [-35 -> 1] Warning: HP low!",
7380 "You hear a flinging sound. You are hit by an arrow!",
7381 "You hear a spitting sound. You are hit by a segfault venom!--More-- Oops...",
7382 "Jubilex spits a segfault venom!--More-- Suddenly, the dungeon collapses.",
7383 "The manticore spits a disintegration venom! Your shield of reflection turns to dust and vanishes!",
7384 "A boss monster suddenly appears!",
7385 "It summons demons!",
7386 "It summons demon princes!",
7387 "It summons something invisible!",
7388 "It summons the Wizard of Yendor!",
7389 "The marilith opens a gate, and Demogorgon appears!",
7390 "You slow down to a crawl.",
7392 "You slow down even more.",
7393 "You are prevented from having reflection!",
7394 "You are prevented from having magic resistance!",
7395 "You are prevented from having flying! You fall into the lava! You burn to a crisp.",
7396 "You feel your life draining away!",
7400 "You feel foolish!",
7401 "You feel very sick!",
7402 "You feel frailer!",
7403 "You feel fralier!",
7404 "You break out in hives!",
7405 "All your stats have been drained!",
7406 "You're not as agile as you used to be...",
7407 "You dream that you hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn...",
7408 "Rien ne va plus...",
7409 "Savegame corruption done!",
7410 "You are no longer able to win the game.",
7411 "The game just became unwinnable.",
7412 "The game was unwinnable right from the start, and only now we have the courtesy of notifying you.",
7413 "The game was unwinnable since you made a certain wrong decision quite a while ago, and only now we have the courtesy of notifying you.",
7414 "The Bell of Opening was just deleted from your current game, and you can no longer win.",
7415 "SLASHEM.EXE has stopped working.",
7416 "nt|| - Not a valid save file",
7417 "NETHACK.EXE caused a General Protection Fault at address 000D:001D.",
7418 "APPLICATION ERROR - integer divide by 0",
7419 "Runtime error! Program: NETHACK.EXE",
7420 "R6025 - pure virtual function call",
7421 "Buffer overrun detected! Program: NETHACK.EXE",
7422 "A buffer overrun has been detected which has corrupted the program's internal state. The program cannot safely continue execution and must now be terminated.",
7423 "This application has requested the Runtime to terminate it in an unusual way. Please contact the application's support team for more information.",
7424 "Not enough memory to create inventory window",
7425 "Error: Nethack will only run in Protect mode",
7426 "ERROR: SIGNAL 11 WAS RAISED",
7427 "Not enough memory to initialize NetHack",
7428 "UNHANDLED EXCEPTION: ACCESS_VIOLATION (C0000005)",
7429 "An error has occurred in your application. If you choose Close, your application will be terminated. If you choose Ignore, you should save your work in a new file.",
7430 "Windows Subsystem service has stopped unexpectedly.",
7431 "nv4_disp.dll device driver is stuck in an infinite loop.",
7432 "Please wait while Bandarchor encrypts your personal data.",
7433 "Downloading the newest ransomware...",
7434 "File encryption complete! For recovery, you need to pay 2.5 bitcoins to the following wallet:--More--",
7435 "Your SLASH'EM account files are encrypted! The only way to get the decryption key is to ascend in this game, otherwise all your files are irreversibly deleted!",
7436 "WARNING: If you do not ascend in this game, all future games played under your account will start with all stats reduced by 10.",
7437 "WARNING: Moloch's Sanctum becomes permanently inaccessible in 3456 turns.",
7438 "Attention! If you do not reach the Astral Plane in 20000 turns, all the Riders become covetous and gain the ability to clone themselves!",
7439 "You hear a nearby zap. You feel dizzy!",
7440 "The goblin zaps a wand of disintegration! Your cloak of magic resistance is blown away!",
7441 "The ogre reads a scroll of destroy armor! Your gloves vanish!",
7442 "The newt reads a scroll of destroy weapon! Your long sword named Excalibur disintegrates!",
7443 "You feel the air around you grow charged...",
7444 "You feel very jumpy.",
7445 "Got aggravate monster!",
7446 "Got polymorphitis!",
7447 "You're insane if you think you can ascend!",
7448 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: you will not escape this time.",
7449 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: you are going down.",
7450 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: finally put some effort into it and start playing better!",
7451 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I put nasty traps on every dungeon level and you will not be able to avoid all of them.",
7452 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Some parts of the dungeon have been designed by me specially to make sure you won't win the game.",
7453 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Marc is the only one who ever managed to defeat me in combat. You will not change that fact.",
7454 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Even if you're not a Spacewars Fighter or Camperstriker, I can still turn your life into hell.",
7455 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I own the Bank of Yendor and I decided not to give you back any money you deposit.",
7456 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: If you like this game, consider playing the latest up-to-date version.",
7457 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: If you lose to me, you have to clean the dog shit off of my profiled boots.",
7458 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I'm working hard to invent more nasty traps with which to obstruct the players.",
7459 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I like you, but not so much that I would allow you to win the game.",
7460 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: My traps don't reveal themselves and display no message even if you trigger them.",
7461 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: You are not Marc, so you cannot even hope to defeat me and win the game.",
7462 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: My Asian girl boots will break your legs as soon as your character dies.",
7463 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I instructed my friend Anastasia to suck your head off with her vacuum cleaner.",
7464 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I really want to stomp your toes with my profiled girl boots.",
7465 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: My favorite nasty trap is the inventorylessness trap. If you trigger it, you will be unable to open your inventory.",
7466 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: If you're really naughty, I'll place a teleporting items trap on your current dungeon level.",
7467 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: My girlfriends and me are skilled in martial arts.",
7468 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I'd really like to dance with you, provided you are ready to do it bare-footed while I'll be wearing my boots.",
7469 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I also own a pair of grey Nike sneakers with which I like to squeeze the hands of others.",
7470 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Believe it or not, but I've also learned to walk in high heels. I don't do it often though.",
7471 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I don't like being stalked by guys.",
7472 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: You will not win this game.",
7473 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: You should play the Spacewars Fighter role once. Then you can try to play against me in person!",
7474 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I normally avoid the Inside Part, but here I'm immune to my own traps of course.",
7475 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Even I encountered the level bug a couple of times when I battled Marc.",
7476 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Gallardo also tried to defeat me repeatedly, but he never succeeded.",
7477 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Sizzle is not the best player in the world. He's okay, and I can actually respect him, but I'm not sure why he is in the official Top Ten list.",
7478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: --More--",
7479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Roger that.'",
7480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Please don't interrupt me, I'm playing a game in harder than hard mode. Unlike your game, mine actually requires skill.'",
7481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from <sender name is illegible>. It reads: 'I am the world champion of SPACE WARS but I'm not playing anymore for fear of losing my title.'",
7482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Sorry, but I have to kill you with my vacuum cleaner now.'",
7483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Besos y fuderes, Henrietta, xxx. PS: GO TO HELL!!!'",
7484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Do you like it if my purple high heels dance on your toes?'",
7485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You won't be able to beat the game unless you kill me, and I'm hiding on dungeon level 71. You will never even find me.'",
7486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vlad the Impaler'. It reads: 'Nyah-nyah, I bet you'll never find out which dungeon level I teleported to! Nyah-nyah!'",
7487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'Fear my wrath, ass-fucker!'",
7488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'Verily, thou shalt be one dead piece of shit!'",
7489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'I will eat thee alive, startscummer!'",
7490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'Thine carcass shalt burn, pudding farmer!'",
7491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'Thou art doomed, cunt!'",
7492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'Hell shall soon claim thy remains, gay fag!'",
7493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wizard of Yendor'. It reads: 'Even now thy life force ebbs, dirtbag!'",
7494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Failed existences are those who failed in my test. They are not admitted into my exclusive circle.'",
7495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kylie Lum'. It reads: 'Apply as a topmodel and join my show! If you're good then I'll make you famous!'",
7496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'Thank you for playing SLASH'EM Extended!'",
7497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'Need help? Come join me in IRC channel #slashemextended!'",
7498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'When starting a new game, please always use the latest version. Older ones are bugged and will eventually be removed from the server.'",
7499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Famine'. It reads: 'I am waiting to eat you on the Astral Plane, adventurer.'",
7500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Death'. It reads: 'Face me on the Astral Plane if you're a man.'",
7501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pestilence'. It reads: 'I will make sure you never reach the High Altar on the Astral Plane.'",
7502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Moloch'. It reads: 'Thou shalt suffer, infidel!'",
7503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'High Priest of Moloch'. It reads: 'Infidel, you have entered Moloch's Sanctum! Be gone!'",
7504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vecna'. It reads: 'I live, and if you decide to fight me then you will join my legion of undead!'",
7505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vecna'. It reads: 'The warmth of life has entered my tomb. Prepare yourself, mortal, to serve me for eternity!'",
7506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vecna'. It reads: 'Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You are too late to save the child. Now you'll join him - in hell.'",
7507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I would loooooooooooooove to stomp your sweet, unprotected toes with my high-heeled combat boots.'",
7508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Prisoner'. It reads: 'SOS! Please, someone help me! I'm being tortured one level down from your location!'",
7509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lord Surtur'. It reads: 'You won't defeat me. I'm covetous, so I can just warp away if I'm low on health.'",
7510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'oremoR nhoJ em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw oT'",
7511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I am the beeeeeeeest!'",
7512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!'",
7513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'There is a story about me written by Amy, but I just can't remember what it was called...'",
7514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Keep your hands off me or I'll kick them until you start bleeding.'",
7515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Stop trying to tell me that my socks stink, you liar! They emit a beguiling aroma!'",
7516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'Please use your hands to feel up my butt cheeks.'",
7517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'You need to sleep now, my dear. Good night.'",
7518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Just wait, one day the almighty God will avenge me and exact punishment on you, and then you're dead, asshole!'",
7519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you little-penis-wanker, you ain't getting in. Yo just fuck yourself or I'll put you on ice ey.'",
7520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Fuck you all!'",
7521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'My shoe size is 36.'",
7522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mailie'. It reads: 'Dear player, please just let me learn for tomorrow's math exam. That is, unless you want to help me understand the formulas, of course.'",
7523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Huh? What?'",
7524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'Sorry for calling you a gay fag, I didn't mean it. Please forgive me!'",
7525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'How the heck do you know who Rullus is?'",
7526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophie'. It reads: 'Today I'm wearing my block-heeled combat boots, which happens only rarely! I put them on specially for you because you like them so much!'",
7527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Almuth'. It reads: 'I won the Scheffel and Apollinaire prizes because I'm simply the best!'",
7528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'I finished you off.'",
7529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'I will kill you know, and then I'll seize world domination.'",
7530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Meltem'. It reads: 'Do you also believe in Allah? If not, you should convert so your soul can be saved.'",
7531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Minnie Mouse'. It reads: 'I bludgeoned Big Bad Pete with my pink high-heeled leather pumps, and now I will do the same to you.'",
7532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Glittering Goldie'. It reads: 'I loved the facial expression of Scrooge when I forced him to walk on nails bare-footed!'",
7533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Joker'. It reads: 'Are you ready, Batman? I've prepared some particularly nasty surprises for you!'",
7534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Poison Ivy'. It reads: 'The Human World does not understand the feelings of the Plant World. So I teach you!'",
7535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Riddler'. It reads: 'I captured Police Chief Barbara and her assistant. If you ever want them liberated, you need to partake in my Maze of the Minotaur simulation program.'",
7536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Catwoman'. It reads: 'Do not get into my way!'",
7537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Two-Face'. It reads: 'Alright, you mugs! Let's go!'",
7538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I can whack you with my wedge sandals all day if you like.'",
7539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'Just hear yourself talk. You don't even believe your own bullshit, so stop trying to convince me!'",
7540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Intruder alert. Apprehend immediately. Terminal force authorized.'",
7541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Sorry, but I'm very sadistic. Try not to cry out in pain while I abuse you.'",
7542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You are eliminated right now! In my function as principal of this school, I hereby prohibit you from ever coming closer than 5 miles to my school! Now GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET ANGRY!'",
7543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'James Fahrtum'. It reads: 'Sure, you may partake in my sports lesson if you want, as long as you don't sexually harass my girls.'",
7544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miss Youngdragon'. It reads: 'What do you think you're doing here??? You'll get two hours of detention for that!'",
7545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alice'. It reads: 'No, you cannot go up now. You're too young and so you stay right where you are.'",
7546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You cannot sit on the stairs! I will not allow it, because that's my rule!'",
7547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Head'. It reads: 'If you don't have a booklet next lesson, your mark (which is currently very good) will transform into a very bad one.'",
7548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miss Schrack'. It reads: 'Now it's my turn to punish you. I'll pull down my trousers and produce very tender farting noises with my soft butt, which is looking totally sexy by the way.'",
7549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pedalas'. It reads: 'You don't know that Russia is a GUS state? Bah, you don't know nothing at all!'",
7550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jenni'. It reads: 'Yes, you are supposed to know when, why and how Martin Luther was sentenced to death. You failed your test. Come again in a week.'",
7551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rejda'. It reads: 'Sorry, I can't take you as a partner because I already have someone else.'",
7552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Do you like my long, pointy fingernails? They're great for cutting your soft flesh.'",
7553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'I'm almost out of cigarettes again.'",
7554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'You know that's most unfair, right?'",
7555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'So, do you like my dancing shoes? Come on, admit that they're very soft and you'd like to stroke them.'",
7556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'If I kick you, you'll end up in the hospital.'",
7557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'em elleteret end don no how tu wrait'",
7558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Death to mudbloods!'",
7559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sauron'. It reads: 'As long as I, the Lord of the Rings, live, the Nazgul cannot ever be killed.'",
7560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bellatrix Lestrange'. It reads: 'CRUCIO!!!'",
7561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bella Swan'. It reads: 'oh edward is soooooooo right when he says sexual intercourse before marriage is bad!'",
7562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia Steele'. It reads: 'So much has happened over the last few weeks...'",
7563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Teresa'. It reads: 'Oh, did I squeeze your hands? Sorry.'",
7564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yvonne'. It reads: 'Come on, pull down your pants so I can kick you in the nuts with my dark blue girl sneakers!'",
7565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronja'. It reads: 'I'm a nice girl, and therefore my soft block-heeled combat boots will scratch your exposed legs in a heavenly gentle way.'",
7566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'I like ice-cream. Especially vanilla.'",
7567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'What are you doing with your weird spear?'",
7568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jennifer'. It reads: 'Stop your silly shenanigans.'",
7569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm not anorexic, I'm too fat and I need to lose weight!'",
7570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Desiree'. It reads: 'I am a lower level spokeswoman!'",
7571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Birgit'. It reads: 'You leave my classroom now! Seriously, you think you can sleep during my lesson? OUT!!!'",
7572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruth'. It reads: 'You stink!'",
7573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yasaman'. It reads: 'WTF?'",
7574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katia'. It reads: 'If you do not allow me to use the boys' WC, my combat boot heels will scratch your legs until you bleed to death.'",
7575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar!'",
7576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar har!'",
7577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Hoooooooo he he he he he...'",
7578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Bwar har har har har!'",
7579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharharharharharharrrrrrrrr!'",
7580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharharharhar! Harharhar! Harhar!'",
7581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Har har!'",
7582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar you won't win harharhar!'",
7583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Soon you won't have your money no more, hahaha!'",
7584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'If I become spokesman of our class, it will be my highest obligation to ensure justice for everyone.'",
7585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You need to give me 2 euros until Friday. The money will be donated to the refugee aiding fonds, so more pupils from Syria can go to our school in future!'",
7586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'I'll lock the door behind you, so you cannot go back anymore.'",
7587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalia'. It reads: 'My wedge heels are very practical. I often use them to beat my little son if he was naughty.'",
7588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'I cannot kill harmless animals. Doing so would be murder.'",
7589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Caesar's Legion will punish you for this, you filthy...'",
7590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'It's your choice. Either you return the key to me until tomorrow, or I'll report you to the principal.'",
7591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'll give my leather peep-toe high heels to you as a gift.'",
7592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tanja'. It reads: 'I'm not here to talk, I'm here to bludgeon you.'",
7593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Get lost, you crazy freak! We don't want your type around here!'",
7594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'I caught a Mantine with my first pokeball!'",
7595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Manuela'. It reads: 'You! Pay a fine of 100 euros to me immediately or I will fuck you up and your children and your grand children.'",
7596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalje'. It reads: 'Help! Heeeeeeeeelp!'",
7597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I'm not a Mary-Sue, I'm just better than you!'",
7598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I didn't drink any blood in a while. You look pretty tasty to me...'",
7599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Here's the punishment I invented for you. I forced all the girls to step into dog shit, and you have to clean all of their shoes now, one after the other.'",
7600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from an anonymous watcher. It reads: 'still havent ascended? lol u suk hahahahahah'",
7601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from an anonymous watcher. It reads: 'i bet i can play better than you'",
7602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from an anonymous watcher. It reads: 'use the force luke!'",
7603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'My brand became more famous as I became more famous, and more opportunities presented themselves.'",
7604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Make America GREAT again!'",
7605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Did you know that New York Construction News named Donald Trump the developer and owner of the year?'",
7606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I think I am a nice person. People who know me like me.'",
7607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'It is an ability to become an entrepreneur, a great athlete, a great writer. You're either born with it or you're not.'",
7608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'He was a strong, strict father, a no-nonsense kind of guy, but he didn't hit me.'",
7609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I really value my reputation and I don't hesitate to sue.'",
7610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not a beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty.'",
7611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: '... you need love, you need trust, you need sex, you need lots of different things-all of which are very complex.'",
7612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'For many years I've said that if someone screws you, screw them back. When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can.'",
7613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that's what matters.'",
7614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I was always very much accepted by my father. He adored Donald Trump ...'",
7615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I know politicians who love women who don't even want to be known for that, because they might lose the gay vote, OK?'",
7616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'He taught me to keep my guard up. The world is a pretty vicious place.'",
7617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Cash is king, and that's one of the beauties of the casino business.'",
7618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'My marriage, it seemed, was the only area of my life in which I was willing to accept something less than perfection.'",
7619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I am a really smart guy.'",
7620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.'",
7621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I don't frankly have time for total political correctness.'",
7622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'We lose to Mexico, both in trade and at the border. We lose to everybody.'",
7623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.'",
7624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.'",
7625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Jeb Bush has to like the Mexican illegals because of his wife.'",
7626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'A nation WITHOUT BORDERS is not a nation at all. We must have a wall.'",
7627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich.'",
7628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest-and you all know it!'",
7629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I would bomb the hell out of those oilfields. I wouldn't send many troops because you won't need 'em by the time I'm finished.'",
7630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.'",
7631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.'",
7632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.'",
7633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'You can't have Bush. The last thing we need is another Bush'",
7634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I'm talking about a lot of leverage. I want to win and we will win.'",
7635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people.'",
7636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'My Twitter account has over 3.5 million followers. Beat that!'",
7637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.'",
7638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the United States. There's never been a Secretary of State so bad as Hillary.'",
7639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.'",
7640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.'",
7641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Everything in life is luck.'",
7642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I might lie to you like Hillary does all the time, but I'll never lie to Giacomo, okay?'",
7643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'If she gets to pick her judges - nothing you can do, folks. Although, the Second Amendment people. Maybe there is. I don't know.'",
7644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Why can't we use nuclear weapons?'",
7645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Actually, I was only kidding. You can get that baby out of here. Don't worry, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking.'",
7646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.'",
7647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Vladimir Putin is not going into Ukraine, OK, just so you understand. He's not gonna go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down.'",
7648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard.'",
7649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I'd like to hear his wife say something.'",
7650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I've had a beautiful, I've had a flawless campaign. You'll be writing books about this campaign.'",
7651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.'",
7652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Ask the gays what they think and what they do, in, not only Saudi Arabia, but many of these countries, and then you tell me - who's your friend, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?'",
7653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart.'",
7654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I've been treated very unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of Mexican heritage. I'm building a wall, OK? I'm building a wall.'",
7655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!'",
7656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I think the only card she has is the women's card. She has got nothing else going. Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she would get 5%% of the vote.'",
7657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I don't think I'm going to lose, but if I do, I don't think you're ever going to see me again, folks. I think I'll go to Turnberry and play golf or something.'",
7658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'What do I know about it? All I know is what's on the internet.'",
7659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.'",
7660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.'",
7661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you?'",
7662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS' ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been President because this would not have happened.'",
7663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible.'",
7664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I work very, very hard. I've created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures. I've had tremendous success.'",
7665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down.'",
7666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.'",
7667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.'",
7668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.'",
7669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Women: You have to treat them like s--t.'",
7670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'We're gonna have businesses that used to be in New Hampshire, that are now in Mexico, come back to New Hampshire, and you can tell them to go f**k themselves. Because they let you down, and they left!'",
7671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'These people - I'd like to use really foul language. I won't do it. I was going to say they're really full of s**t, but I won't say that.'",
7672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'My entire life, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are, how they came from nothing, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be? They're morons.'",
7673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.'",
7674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Hillary Clinton was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse?'",
7675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I know where she went - it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting.'",
7676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?'",
7677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.'",
7678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.'",
7679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Perhaps she made the story up. I think that's what happened.'",
7680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I like kids. I mean, I won't do anything to take care of them. I'll supply funds, and she'll take care of the kids.'",
7681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I have a great relationship with the blacks.'",
7682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America.'",
7683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I don't think I've made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes.'",
7684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Joker'. It reads: 'Tomorrow should be a real 'scream', if you know what I mean. Ha ha ha ha ha!'",
7685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Scarecrow'. It reads: 'You're always interfering with my plans. I won't forgive you again!'",
7686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Riddler'. It reads: 'Very well then, riddle me this, player! What is the shortest distance between a point in Nome, Alaska and a point in Miami, Florida?'",
7687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Riddler'. It reads: 'In music, the C key has no sharps. The A has 3 and the D has 2.'",
7688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Riddler'. It reads: 'This is the final riddle. I have billions of eyes, yet I live in the darkness. I have millions of ears yet only four lobes. I have no muscles yet I rule two hemispheres. What am I?'",
7689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Penguin'. It reads: 'Very stupid of you to show your face again, player. I'm going to pay you back for all the grief you've given me.'",
7690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Scarecrow'. It reads: 'I'll give you a big dose of my special gas!'",
7691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Clayface'. It reads: 'I will smash you! I won't let anyone stand in my way.'",
7692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Man-Bat'. It reads: 'I'll put you to rest here!'",
7693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Greenly'. It reads: 'If you cannot solve this easy equation, the two of us will have a real problem.'",
7694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Driving Impulse'. It reads: 'Your punishment is 50 slaps, and I think I'll let the female pupils do the execution.'",
7695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Avez-vous deja le francais? Si votre score etait sur une meilleure moyenne que quatre, nous pouvons parler.'",
7696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! Yuece Tanri sizi sevmez, ve sonra doenuestuermek yoksa cezalandirilacaktir!'",
7697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hans'. It reads: 'You got up two minutes too late, so you have to pay a fine of 1 euro to me.'",
7698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Desert Dwarf'. It reads: 'What? No, you cannot be in here. You don't belong in my class, so get lost already.'",
7699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Al Capone'. It reads: 'Get up you lazy fuck, and run for 25 laps!'",
7700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Also Matte'. It reads: 'If your Grandpa knew about your bad performance, he'd turn over in his grave!'",
7701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Until next lesson you'll write this sentence 40 times: 'I have to adhere to the instructions of my sports teachers at all times.' The same is valid for all other pupils.'",
7702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dickmouth'. It reads: 'The teacher determines when the lesson ends, so you cannot leave yet!'",
7703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Raini'. It reads: 'If you say 'Fahrenheit' one more time, you will write the word 'Fahrenheit' 500 times until next lesson!'",
7704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'So that was the last straw. You know you're not allowed to play games in the computer room, really now! Everyone leave the room immediately or I'll lock it for the next week, really now!'",
7705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Consti'. It reads: 'Stop looking at your seat neighbor's sheet during the exam! He'll know already whether his answers are correct!'",
7706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iris flax'. It reads: 'No, the ball is mine now, because soccer is not permitted here.'",
7707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Schrumpel'. It reads: 'Everyone who comes too late to my physics lesson gets detention. No exceptions.'",
7708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Riverman'. It reads: 'Leave my classroom! And don't even think about resisting, I'm stronger than you!'",
7709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Telpan'. It reads: 'I want to banish all stupid teachers from this school.'",
7710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Luisa'. It reads: 'I will demonstrate my true love for you by kicking you in the shins with my boots.'",
7711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maladjusted Leon'. It reads: 'Ey you! What do you think you are doing there?'",
7712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Soft Sarah'. It reads: 'I like you, so I won't hurt you too badly. But my friend Marika is really angry and will bust you up real good.'",
7713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marleen'. It reads: 'I can kick very well, wouldn't you agree?'",
7714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Sweet High-Heel-Loving Asian Girl'. It reads: 'I have a very asian-sounding name.'",
7715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Non-Pretty Melanie'. It reads: 'But my hugging boots are lovely!'",
7716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Sweet Redguard Girl'. It reads: 'Why do you call me 'redguard'? My skin color is pale white!'",
7717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Hugging Topmodel'. It reads: 'Just fuck yourself.'",
7718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Heeled Topmodel'. It reads: 'Are you working for Google or the NSA?'",
7719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'I always go to the karate dojo to practice after school is over.'",
7720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Would you like to pull down the soft cotton that covers my genital area? Then you need to allow me to abuse various parts of your body first.'",
7721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Barbara'. It reads: 'If I'm angry, I will use my sweet black little-girl sandals to burst open the blood caps of your hands.'",
7722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'If you touch my boots I will kill you. Seriously. This is not a joke.'",
7723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Sooner or later my pink girl shoes will slam into your shins again.'",
7724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tillmann'. It reads: 'You broke my girl-friend's brand-new pair of sneakers, and I will break your bones if you don't compensate her by paying 180 euros, asshole.'",
7725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tillmann'. It reads: 'Ey you asshole, pay 5 euros to me or I'll smash your ugly face.'",
7726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Secrecy is part of my job description. I'm sorry, but I cannot tell you what my job is.'",
7727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'May I step on your toes?'",
7728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You have no right to take photos of me without my consent!'",
7729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'System Administrator'. It reads: 'Don't ever #quit - several SLASH'EM Extended players have reported that they started to get good at the game once they stopped ragequitting!'",
7730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'System Administrator'. It reads: 'If you ragequit every time something bad happens, you'll never even get close to ascending. So quit that bad habit already!'",
7731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'System Administrator'. It reads: 'It's not the question if bullshit will happen in this game, the question is when it will happen. Ragequitting won't help - in fact, it will make you a worse player! DON'T DO IT!'",
7732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Now you see me - now you're dead.'",
7733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You cannot defeat me, player.'",
7734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'This will be your final battle, player. May whatever god you pray to have mercy on you, because I will not.'",
7735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I'm getting bored of this game, player.'",
7736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Player, I was bored minutes ago. Now I'm beginning to fall asleep!'",
7737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'I silently opened your backpack and filmed it to put my feat in the newspaper. Don't worry, I won't tell any potential thieves about it, I promise.'",
7738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'hey my name isnt ronaldo stop calling me that'",
7739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julietta'. It reads: 'You have been warned.'",
7740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'My block-heeled sandals will kick you in the head until you die!'",
7741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'If you don't want to have your legs scratched by my high-heeled lady boots, you'll have to treat them with due respect.'",
7742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: '*sigh*'",
7743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Melissa'. It reads: 'Wow, that's some nice boots you're wearing! I like them!'",
7744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ariane'. It reads: 'I hope you sustain a bleeding injury, so I can aid you in bleeding by holding your wounds open because I'd love watching you bleed for as long as possible.'",
7745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jasieen'. It reads: 'I won the casting show 'Apokalyptia's Next Topmodel'! I'm so beautiful and happy now!'",
7746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annemarie'. It reads: 'I own a helicopter!'",
7747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Roswitha'. It reads: 'I need to drink another glass of sparkling wine... *hic*'",
7748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anita'. It reads: 'My high heels are black so the blood is harder to see after I scratched open someone else's legs.'",
7749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'I love to see your blood squirting in all directions, so I keep aiming my mocassins at the blood caps of your hands.'",
7750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Franzi'. It reads: '*sob* There are no nice days at all, there are only terrible days!'",
7751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'Can you pass me the acid, please?'",
7752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Verena'. It reads: 'Would you look at the beautiful landscape, it's so romantic with the lovely green forest everywhere!'",
7753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mariya'. It reads: 'Do you like high heels?'",
7754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Emmelie'. It reads: '---'",
7755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bettina'. It reads: 'There is something that you'll get for free: trouble. Just keep molesting strange girls and you'll have tons of it.'",
7756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hilda'. It reads: 'The youth of today ain't got no manners at all! It used to be that you had to OBEY the adults' instructions back when I was a child!'",
7757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You're crazy. And stop staring at me all the damn time!'",
7758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natascha'. It reads: 'My hobbies are aerobics and dancing.'",
7759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'Work hard and everything will be alright. But if you slack off, you'll be in trouble.'",
7760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Patricia'. It reads: 'My steel-capped sandals are very soft and suitable for solving conflicts in a rational, non-violent way! May I demonstrate that to you as I repeatedly whack you over the head with the lovely metal heel?'",
7761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadine'. It reads: 'I'm called Nadine.'",
7762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gruff Co-Worker'. It reads: 'You're not even supposed to exist! You're supposed to die!'",
7763 "You got an item! Fuckshitting cuntdicks!",
7764 "PLAYER DRUG BAG FUCK",
7765 "The Ho-oh stole a blessed greased fixed +5 silver dragon scale mail.",
7766 "It seduces you and you start to take off your boots. You fall into the water! You sink like a rock.",
7767 "You fall into the water! You sink like a rock.",
7768 "You fall into the lava, but it only burns slightly!",
7769 "Izchak gets angry! You miss Izchak. Izchak zaps an orthorhombic wand!",
7770 "You feel weak now.",
7771 "You feel drained...",
7772 "A malevolent black glow surrounds you...",
7773 "You lack the strength to cast spells.",
7774 "You are physically incapable of picking anything up.",
7775 "Off - you just blinded yourself!",
7776 "You split open your skull on the ground. You die...",
7777 "An arrow shoots out at you! You are hit by an arrow!",
7778 "BANG! A gun shoots at you! The bullet hits your head! This is instantly fatal.",
7779 "The marilith hits you! The marilith hits you! The marilith opens a gate! The marilith hits you! The marilith hits you! The marilith hits you! The marilith opens a gate! The marilith hits you!",
7780 "The hill orc zaps a wand of create horde!",
7781 "You wrest one final charge from the worn-out wand. The wand of create horde turns to dust.",
7782 "You miss it. It gets angry! You hear a nearby zap. The lightning bolt hits you!",
7789 "Your computer has been running for too long and is now going to shut down.",
7790 "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX",
7791 "~IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXI",
7792 "Things that are here: a potion a potion a potion a potion a potion a potion--More--",
7793 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says:--More--",
7794 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'suk me hahahahahah'",
7795 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'Nobody will ever ascend SLASH'EM Extended.'",
7796 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'Have a nice trip! --The local acid supplier.'",
7797 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'You will get instakilled in 349 turns.'",
7798 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'Air current noises are sexy!'",
7799 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'They say that you were eating this fortune cookie too quickly.'",
7800 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'This nethack fork is ten pounds of hacks.'",
7801 "This fortune cookie tastes terrible! There is message in the cookie. It says: 'There is a writing on a granite wall in the way.'",
7802 "You discover a construction, behind which there is a sexy girl waiting... but you can only see her butt. It seems that her name is Kati.",
7803 "You can't resist the temptation to caress Elena's sexy butt.",
7804 "Katharina produces beautiful farting noises with her sexy butt. The world spins and goes dark.",
7805 "Using her sexy butt, Karin produces beautiful noises and craps right in your face.",
7806 "You hear tender crapping noises.",
7807 "Kerstin produces beautiful crapping noises with her sexy butt. You just can't believe that someone could produce such erotic noises, and are immobilized by your feelings.",
7808 "You just cannot stop inhaling the stinking fart gas that Jessica produces with her tender butt.",
7809 "You hear a soft click. The disintegration beam hits you!",
7810 "A trap door in the ceiling opens and a rock falls on your head!",
7811 "A board beneath you squeaks loudly.",
7812 "You stepped on a trigger! Your ears are blasted by hellish noise!",
7813 "You stepped on a trigger! Your ears are blasted by hellish noise! Your cyan potion freezes and shatters!",
7814 "You stepped on a trigger! Your ears are blasted by hellish noise! Your potion of polymorph freezes and shatters!",
7815 "A bear trap closes on your feet!",
7816 "You are enveloped in a cloud of gas!",
7817 "You are frozen in place!",
7818 "You are sprayed with acid! Your plate mail corrodes!",
7819 "You are sprayed with acid! Your weapon got vaporized!",
7820 "You fell into a pool of water!",
7821 "You stepped on a trap of wishing! Unfortunately, nothing happens.",
7822 "From the dark stairway to hell, demons appear to surround you!",
7823 "You are pulled downwards...",
7824 "The giant eel drowns you...",
7825 "A vivid purple glow surrounds you...",
7826 "You are momentarily illuminated by a flash of light!",
7827 "You feel less protected!",
7829 "You crumple-horned snorkack!",
7830 "You hear the rumble of distant thunder...",
7831 "You hear a clank.",
7833 "You hear a thud. You hear a thud.",
7834 "You hear a ripping sound.",
7835 "You hear a chugging sound.",
7836 "You hear a nearby zap.",
7837 "You hear a blast.",
7838 "You hear some noises.",
7839 "You hear some noises in the distance.",
7840 "You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.",
7841 "You feel worried about Idefix.",
7842 "You feel your magical energy dwindle to nothing!",
7843 "You feel your magical energy dwindling rapidly!",
7844 "You feel a little apathetic...",
7845 "You feel like you could use a nap.",
7846 "You have been playing for long enough now, so the RNG decides to kill your character.",
7847 "Suddenly, rocks fall and everyone dies. Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (n) _",
7848 "Your purse feels lighter...",
7849 "Your belongings leave your body!",
7850 "You hear a chuckling laughter.",
7851 "You hear a chuckling laughter. You feel a little sick!",
7852 "The RNG determines to take you down a peg or two...",
7853 "You undergo a freakish metamorphosis!",
7854 "You feel a little strange. You turn into a black naga! You break out of your armor!",
7855 "Suddenly, there's glue all over you!",
7856 "Your position suddenly seems very uncertain!",
7857 "You suddenly get teleported!",
7858 "You are getting confused.",
7860 "You stepped into a heap of shit!",
7861 "You feel yourself yanked in a direction you didn't know existed!",
7862 "The magic cancellation granted by your armor seems weaker now...",
7863 "You're hit by a massive explosion!",
7864 "A cloud of noxious gas billows out at you. The gas cloud was poisoned!",
7865 "You are jolted by a surge of electricity! Your wand of lightning explodes!",
7866 "You start turning to stone!",
7867 "Darkness surrounds you.",
7870 "Well, that was stupid of you.",
7871 "You completely lose your sense of direction.",
7872 "You feel ignorant.",
7873 "You gain the power of Eru Illuvator!",
7874 "Bad for you - you just cursed yourself with Ina's anorexia. :-(",
7875 "A terrible black glow surrounds your nonfunctional wings and roots you to the ground.",
7876 "Your head spins, and is blasted by a terrible black aura!",
7877 "Your mind oscillates briefly.",
7878 "An evil curse goes off as you put on the veil.",
7879 "An evil curse goes off.",
7880 "Your weapon slips from your hands.",
7881 "You feel feverish.",
7882 "It seems a little more dangerous here now...",
7883 "You hear a mumbled incantation.",
7884 "You feel that monsters are aware of your presence.",
7885 "Thinking of Maud you forget everything else.",
7886 "Eek - you stepped into a heap of sticky glue!",
7887 "You are irradiated by pure mana!",
7888 "KAABLAMM!!! You triggered a bomb!",
7889 "Click! You trigger a rolling boulder trap!",
7890 "You are decapitated by a guillotine! You die...",
7891 "Rocks fall all around you! Your elven leather helm does not protect you.",
7892 "You suddenly feel a surge of tension!",
7893 "You feel the arrival of monsters!",
7894 "You feel a colorful sensation!",
7895 "Cyanide gas blows in your face!",
7896 "You hear the roaring of an angry bear!",
7897 "You are enveloped by searing plasma radiation!",
7898 "One of your objects withered away!",
7899 "A potion explodes!",
7900 "One of your objects was destroyed by rust!",
7901 "WARNING: A Scud Storm has been launched.",
7902 "WARNING: Nuclear missile silo detected.",
7903 "WARNING: Level ends here!",
7904 "WARNING: Not enough memory for objects. Deleting objects from player's inventory to free space...",
7905 "WARNING: too many spells memorized. Resetting player's spell list.",
7906 "WARNING: array_playerintrinsics too large, deleting intrinsic_teleport_control",
7907 "WARNING: player is having too much luck. Increasing random monster spawn difficulty by 50...",
7908 "WARNING: Demogorgon was spawned on this level!",
7909 "WARNING: Assertion failure.",
7910 "WARNING: out_of_memory, emergency termination",
7911 "WARNING: system integrity has been damaged, initiating system halt",
7912 "WARNING: This version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Please consider getting an up-to-date version.",
7913 "WARNING: Game over!",
7914 "Arabella casts world fall. You die... Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (n) _",
7915 "Anastasia uses a vacuum cleaner on you! Or is that a gluon gun? Anastasia sucks your head off! You die...",
7916 "Henrietta shoots 9 bullets! The 1st bullet hits you! The 2nd bullet hits you! The 3rd bullet hits you! Warning: HP low! The 4th bullet hits you!",
7917 "Katrin casts a spell at you! Suddenly, you're frozen in place! Katrin hits you! Katrin kicks you! You hear the wailing of the Banshee...",
7918 "Jana was hidden under aXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX--More-- Oops... Suddenly, the dungeon collapses. Error save file being written.",
7919 "Unreliable overflow, ignoring",
7920 "Ignoring unreliable datagram for player 1, would overflow",
7921 "Assertion Failure - Location: src/role.c, line 666, Expression: player_canascend == 0",
7922 "Halt - unrecoverable internal error 0035ffbc",
7923 "Bad syntax in options/player1/nethackrc.rc, line 0: OPTIONS=rest_on_space",
7924 "Monster master_mind_flayer stuck in wall - level design error",
7925 "Bad message string 'UHH! UHH! OH! OH! YES! IN! OUT! IN! OUT! DAMN! IS! THAT! YOUR! MOTHER! I! WILL! BLOW! A! GRENADE! UP! YOUR! SHIT! ASS! SHIT! CHARLIE!'",
7926 "Error - model potion_of_full_healing.jpg not found",
7927 "Could not load minor_demon_spawn_list(). Spawning Demogorgon instead.",
7928 "Fatal error: function void increase_player_luck() returning a non-zero value.",
7929 "Fatal error: user is trying to defy the wrath of the RNG. Calling god_zapsplayer() now.",
7930 "SLKJEWIUOIOSDGIOPSDGHIOPWEIOPWPHJBSDJLEJAKDYWYPIWELTJKEWZLKJWJEKLZ",
7931 "You have mail from user 'jonadab'! Read it? [yes/no]? _",
7932 "You have mail from user 'Bluescreen'! Read it? [yes/no]? y It reads: --More--",
7933 "You have mail from user 'kerio'! Read it? [yes/no]? The mail was covered with contact poison! You die...",
7934 "On salue, pomme de terre inconnue. to meet your kind here. You sure heard of the tragedy that befell Tristram--More-- format c:",
7935 "Can't write to save file",
7936 "Autosave failed! Reason: not enough free disk space",
7937 "It seduces you and you pull down your pants.",
7938 "It murmurs in your ear while helping you undress. You're naked.",
7939 "She gently massages your unprotected nuts, but suddenly pushes her knee right into your groin! OUCH!",
7940 "The incubus caresses your soft breasts, but all of a sudden he starts cutting them up with a knife!",
7941 "Mariya moves her sexy butt right in front of your nose and produces disgusting farting noises. You can't resist the temptation to inhale deeply...",
7942 "You suddenly feel desperate, so you grab a sexy leather pump and start to scratch up and down your own legs with the razor-sharp high heel.",
7943 "Nadja gets really angry and puts the buckles of her lady shoes on your shins, then scratches up and down very painfully, ripping a lot of your skin to shreds.",
7944 "Suddenly Victoria sits on you and places the heels of her fleecy combat boots on your hands. She asks: 'Do you like it?'",
7945 "You are losing blood!",
7946 "You are bleeding out from your stinging injury!",
7948 "Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [ynq] (y) _",
7949 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'Wimpy player, better go back to playing Pac-Man!'",
7950 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'Eh, still thinking you can beat this game?'",
7951 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'It's fun to watch you play because bad stuff happens to you all the time.'",
7952 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'Please stay alive for a while so your inevitable YASD will be more fun!'",
7953 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'I'm watching your game. And judging from what I've seen so far, I'm sure you'll die in, let's say, 500 turns.'",
7954 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'Did you know there is a gnome with the wand of death on this level?'",
7955 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'I am watching you...'",
7956 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'There is an inventorylessness trap on this level - good luck avoiding it!'",
7957 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'One level down, Demogorgon is waiting for you!'",
7958 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'Here's looking at you, kid.'",
7959 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'The RNG is rigged. You cannot win.'",
7960 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'I'm literally laughing my butt off when seeing your playstyle.'",
7961 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'Keep confusing monsters, that way they can spawn more of their friends by reading create monster scrolls!'",
7962 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'You just read another one of these silly messages!'",
7963 "You hear a laughing voice announce: 'You're playing really badly. Why don't you train more?'",
7964 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: Someone opened the ttyrec of your current game.",
7965 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: Your amount of public watchers has increased by 1.",
7966 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: You just got pinged in IRC channel #slashemextended.",
7967 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: The ttyrec of your current run will be saved here:--More--",
7968 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: User 'Bluescreen' invites you to join IRC channel #slashemextended!",
7969 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: If you die now, you will be #1 on the high-score list!",
7970 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: A person watching your game is trying to send you mail.",
7971 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: Please make sure you're playing the most recent, up-to-date version of the game.",
7972 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: Libera has the #slashemextended and #em.slashem.me channels that you should join.",
7973 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: In case of doubt, consult the SLASH'EM Extended github and search the source for spoilers; there used to be pages on nethackwiki but that place's dead, just like junethack.",
7974 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: There is a github source code repository for SLASH'EM Extended! If you ever want to go code diving, that's where you need to go!",
7975 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: If you ascend, you will become immortal!",
7976 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: Join the #em.slashem.me channel on Libera! Lots of other players are there!",
7977 "SLASH'EM Extended Notification Service: There's an interesting Let's Play SLASH'EM Extended thread by AmyBSOD on forum.rpg.net if you're interested!",
7978 "You hear crashing rock.",
7979 "The dungeon acoustics noticeably change.",
7980 "You hear bubbling water.",
7981 "You hear water falling on coins.",
7982 "You hear the splashing of a naiad.",
7983 "You hear a slow drip.",
7984 "You hear a gurgling noise.",
7985 "You hear the tones of courtly conversation.",
7986 "You hear a sceptre pounded in judgment.",
7987 "You hear mosquitoes!",
7988 "You smell marsh gas!",
7989 "You hear screaming in the distance!",
7990 "You hear a faint whisper: \"Please leave your measurements for your custom-made coffin.\"",
7991 "You hear a door creak ominously.",
7992 "You hear hard breathing just a few steps behind you!",
7993 "You hear dragging footsteps coming closer!",
7994 "You hear anguished moaning and groaning coming out of the walls!",
7995 "You hear mad giggling directly behind you!",
7996 "You smell rotting corpses.",
7997 "You smell chloroform!",
7998 "You feel ice cold fingers stroking your neck.",
7999 "You feel a ghostly touch caressing your face.",
8000 "You feel somebody dancing on your grave.",
8001 "You feel something breathing down your neck.",
8002 "You feel as if the walls were closing in on you.",
8003 "You just stepped on something squishy.",
8004 "You smell horse dung.",
8005 "You hear someone counting money.",
8006 "You hear soft splashing.",
8007 "You hear gutteral voices chanting.",
8008 "You hear frenzied splashing.",
8009 "You hear someone scream: 'No! Stop! The Knife! Aaaaaahhhh!'",
8010 "You hear someone searching.",
8011 "You hear gently lapping water.",
8012 "You hear somebody screaming for help!",
8013 "You hear the footsteps of a guard on patrol.",
8014 "You hear a low buzzing.",
8015 "You hear an angry drone.",
8016 "You suddenly realize it is unnaturally quiet.",
8017 "An enormous ghost suddenly appears before you!",
8018 "You hear blades being honed.",
8019 "You hear loud snoring.",
8020 "You hear dice being thrown.",
8021 "You hear something about streptococus.",
8022 "You smell chloroform nearby.",
8023 "You hear someone cursing viruses.",
8024 "You hear leaves rustling.",
8025 "You hear a female voice singing a song.",
8026 "You catch a glimpse of sunlight.",
8027 "You hear mandibles clicking.",
8028 "You notice webs everywhere.",
8029 "You notice little openings in the floor.",
8030 "You hear a grunting noise.",
8031 "You notice a horrible smell.",
8032 "You hear loud footsteps going up and down the halls.",
8033 "You trip over a stinking pile of shit!",
8034 "You suddenly see a huge monster appearing right in front of you!",
8035 "You listen to a conversation.",
8036 "You hear people talking.",
8037 "You hear someone drawing a weapon.",
8038 "You sense that you are not alone...",
8039 "You hear a glass of wine breaking!",
8040 "You listen to a radio broadcast: For the next five days, the dungeon's estimated temperature high is 96 degrees. Now, is that in Fahrenheit or Kelvin?",
8041 "You hear rattling noises.",
8042 "You think you saw an object move on its own.",
8043 "You feel that something weird may be just around the corner.",
8044 "You hear the deafening noise of a metal object breaking apart!",
8045 "A wild WARMECH appeared!",
8046 "You notice the sound of clinging coins.",
8047 "You feel that, somewhere down here, there might be a whole lot of gold.",
8048 "You hear metal banging against a wall.",
8049 "You hear the sound of wispy wings.",
8050 "You can barely hear a whispering voice.",
8051 "You sense a glow of radiance.",
8052 "You think you just heard God speaking to you!",
8053 "You suddenly feel a wave of heat.",
8054 "You notice some heaps of earth.",
8055 "You sense a strong gust of wind.",
8056 "You hear a wave of water.",
8057 "You feel weirded out.",
8058 "You sense something strange about this place.",
8059 "You think you just saw something move.",
8060 "You think you're seeing white rabbits!",
8061 "You feel totally down, like you're on a bad trip!",
8062 "You have a weird feeling of chills and excitement.",
8063 "You sense that something isn't right here...",
8064 "You shudder in expectation.",
8065 "You feel unlucky.",
8066 "You feel very unlucky.",
8067 "You feel out of luck.",
8069 "Suddenly, you know how to use the blessing technique!",
8070 "You contracted banishmentitis.",
8071 "You contracted levelteleportitis.",
8072 "You contracted levelteleportitis, and your teleport control was deactivated for 1 million turns.",
8073 "You begin to thrash about!",
8074 "Your dreams are shattered.",
8075 "Searing flames of evilness surround you.",
8076 "BEEEEEEEP! Your armor is cursed!",
8077 "You hear the trickle of water.",
8078 "You sense a watery smell mixed with grass.",
8079 "You listen to an unusual ambient sound.",
8080 "You hear a fountain crash through solid rock with a mighty roar!",
8081 "You admire the beautiful mountains around here. Strange, how can mountains be in an underground dungeon?",
8082 "The killer bee stings you!",
8083 "The migo queen's tentacles suck you!",
8084 "It hits! Its tentacles suck you! You feel very stupid!",
8085 "The master mind flayer drinks a potion of invisibility. Suddenly you cannot see the master mind flayer.",
8086 "You feel aggravated at the invisible master lich.",
8087 "The rust monster eats an athame named Magicbane!",
8088 "The gelatinous cube eats a scroll of wishing!",
8089 "The rock mole eats a blessed stone of magic resistance!",
8090 "The ghast eats a black dragon corpse!",
8091 "You hear an awful gobbling noise!",
8092 "You hear a crunching sound.",
8093 "You hear a grating sound.",
8094 "You feel a certain tension.",
8095 "You feel a certain tension. This message was stolen from ADOM.",
8096 "You sense a certain tension.",
8097 "You sense a certain tension. Perhaps you should head for the nearest toilet...",
8098 "You sense a certain tension. That dreaded Dungeon Master probably filled the next room with arch-liches, disenchanters and master mind flayers.",
8099 "You sense a certain tension. That dreaded Dungeon Master probably filled the next room with black dragons, green slimes and invisible cockatrices.",
8100 "You sense a certain tension. That dreaded Dungeon Master probably filled the next room with luck suckers, Mothers-in-Law and questing beasts.",
8101 "It casts a spell!",
8102 "Something casts a spell at you!",
8103 "Something casts a spell at thin air!",
8104 "It breathes--More--",
8105 "You hear an exhaling sound.",
8106 "You hear a flinging sound.",
8107 "You hear a spitting sound.",
8108 "You are hit by a dagger!",
8109 "You are hit by a bullet! You are hit by a bullet! You are hit by a bullet! You are hit by a bullet!",
8110 "You are hit by an elven arrow! You are hit by an elven arrow! You are hit by an elven arrow!",
8111 "You are hit by an elven arrow! You are hit by an elven arrow! Elf is about to die.",
8112 "You are hit by a shuriken!",
8113 "You are hit by a dart! The dart was poisoned!",
8114 "The flagon crashes on your head and breaks into shards. Oh wow! Everything looks so cosmic!",
8115 "You hear a hurling sound.",
8116 "You hear a disenchanter reading a scroll labeled RAMBA ZAMBA.",
8117 "The maud agent hurls a sparkling potion! The carafe crashes on your head and breaks into shards.",
8118 "You hear a giant eel reading a scroll of create monster.",
8119 "The gnome drinks a potion of polymorph! The gnome turns into a hru!",
8120 "The lizard drinks a potion of polymorph! The lizard turns into a praetor!",
8121 "The killer bee drinks a potion of polymorph! The killer bee turns into a gorgon fly!",
8122 "It gazes directly at you! You are slowing down.",
8123 "You hear a sound reminiscent of an elephant stepping on a peanut.",
8124 "You hear a sound reminiscent of a seal barking.",
8125 "The ice crackles and melts. You fall into the water! You sink like a rock.",
8126 "You hear someone cursing shoplifters.",
8127 "You hear the chime of a cash register.",
8128 "You hear someone complaining about the prices.",
8129 "Somebody whispers: \"Food rations? Only 900 zorkmids.\"",
8130 "You feel the presence of some sort of force.",
8131 "There seems to be something special about this place.",
8132 "You hear someone say: \"Force field activated!\"",
8133 "You hear someone say: \"Warp panel test sequence is starting in three... two... one...\"",
8134 "It ululates! You kill it! You hear the studio audience applaud!",
8135 "The apostroph golem honks! You kill the dissolved undead potato! You hear the studio audience applaud!",
8136 "\"I've killed hundreds of pigs like you!\"",
8137 "\"You just made me break a nail!\"",
8138 "\"I'll kick your nuts flat!\"",
8139 "\"YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE!\"",
8140 "\"YOU WILL DIE A SLOW, SLOW, DEATH...\"",
8141 "\"COME OUT! WE WILL HURT YOU!\"",
8142 "\"Your madness ends here, betrayer!\"",
8143 "\"You're not gonna ascend, puny mortal!\"",
8145 "\"Somebody call a medic!\"",
8146 "\"You call yourself a human being. I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call you.\"",
8147 "\"Repent, and thou shalt be saved!\"",
8148 "\"*In a bored, monotone voice* Repent, and thou shalt be saved.\"",
8149 "\"At least you aren't that Mario guy. He demands I bring him back EVERY SINGLE TIME he dies.\"",
8150 "\"Die monster, you don't belong in this world!\"",
8151 "\"I am not burdened by any sort of genitals! Jealous you must be!\"",
8152 "\"I have HAD it with these motherfucking mortals on this motherfucking astral plane!\"",
8153 "\"I'm gonna LOVE and TOLERATE the SHIT out of you!\"",
8154 "\"Lawful is easy, I'll show you why!\"",
8155 "\"Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!\"",
8156 "\"Begone, and do not return!\"",
8157 "\"I will be rude to you if you disturb my work!\"",
8158 "\"You don't affect me. The trashy strolling is an eyesore.\"",
8159 "\"You have gained monaters from graduate school, but you are so weak. It's a great pity.\"",
8160 "\"Forget it! In any case you were not grasped by the legendary monster.\"",
8161 "\"I trained on the road of ultimate!\"",
8162 "\"Think of your impending death my sputa will flow down.\"",
8163 "\"Little strawberry me baby!\"",
8164 "\"Is my hair-clip beautiful? Contest?\"",
8165 "\"In spite of the monster, and the coach, only trashy, I will beat down them all.\"",
8166 "\"One day I will beat you down, and let you know my strength.\"",
8167 "\"BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY GIVEN BY BET-BOY CAN USE\"",
8168 "\"I am the son of Wind, the child of spirit.\"",
8169 "\"What don't stare me always!\"",
8170 "\"Because we have the spirit not to lose absolutely, whether or no, and we are called 'wintry poplar and willow' to see our might!\"",
8171 "\"Wei! You can't throw the butt casually!\"",
8172 "\"Everyone is playing the pocket monster, so am I. It is very lovely! Try it? You play it very well!\"",
8173 "\"The pocket monster said that I was lovely.\"",
8174 "\"Little familiarity grotty sight!\"",
8175 "\"How are you? I will visit you. Try to eat a piece of muskiness.\"",
8176 "\"Oh, it is you. You are more fearful than Msr.Yu.\"",
8177 "\"Glinting set off by rainbow fluttering fairily in the sky.\"",
8178 "\"Flapping the sea with ten legs bending!\"",
8179 "\"Avada Kedavra!\"",
8180 "\"Doth pain excite thee? Wouldst thou prefer the whip?\"",
8181 "\"Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my Master. You are too late to save the child. Now you'll join him - in hell.\"",
8182 "\"Only the chosen ones will survive purgatory.\"",
8183 "\"Lord Dagon awaits your soul in Oblivion.\"",
8184 "\"You're weak, just like the gods you pray to.\"",
8185 "\"This is your end, swit!\"",
8186 "\"You will suffer eternally!\"",
8187 "\"Soon you will be one of us.\"",
8189 "\"I'll cut you up slowly.\"",
8190 "\"Beg for your life, slave!\"",
8191 "\"You're gonna bleed!\"",
8192 "\"I'm gonna feast on your dead flesh!\"",
8193 "\"Your corpse will stink like a heap of shit!\"",
8194 "\"Morituri te salutant!\"",
8195 "\"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fthagn!\"",
8197 "\"The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit because it's going on your grave.\"",
8198 "\"What kind of loser has the time to make it this far? After I kill you, get a life!\"",
8199 "\"Where is your God now?\"",
8200 "\"You have no chance to survive make your time.\"",
8202 "\"Your mommy cannot bake!\"",
8203 "\"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!\"",
8204 "\"Your scream reminds me of your mother last night!\"",
8205 "\"You fight like a girl called Frankenstein!\"",
8206 "\"Come join the dark side, we have cookies!\"",
8207 "\"Stop sucking so bad at this game! Go read some spoilers!\"",
8208 "\"I AM... I AM A MONSTER! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... coach.\"",
8209 "\"I heard you were sleeping there.\"",
8210 "\"Er which hole? What droped? Failing thing, serve one right!\"",
8212 "\"EN'SSICIBZ EDUDO\"",
8213 "\"Your inside is made of mud!\"",
8214 "\"Your daddy screamed REAL good before he died!\"",
8215 "\"You will die, just like your father!\"",
8216 "\"Die, filthy N'wah!\"",
8217 "\"As if feel something!\"",
8219 "\"EY REFLECT EFF INT!\"",
8220 "You feel a strange vibration beneath your feet.",
8221 "You are frozen solid!",
8223 "Your potion of extra healing dilutes.",
8224 "Your potion of gain level dilutes further.",
8225 "Suddenly, your 2 scrolls of genocide transform!",
8226 "Your magic marker explodes!",
8227 "The scroll turns to dust as you pick it up.",
8228 "The scroll turns to dust as you touch it.",
8229 "As you touch the scroll, your mind turns inward of itself. Thinking of Maud you forget everything else.",
8230 "There's some graffiti on the ground here. Use 'r' to read it.",
8231 "The door resists!",
8232 "You see a door open.",
8233 "You hear a door open.",
8234 "You see a door crash open.",
8235 "You hear a door crash open.",
8236 "You feel vibrations.",
8237 "You feel shuddering vibrations.",
8238 "You hear a soft click.",
8239 "You hear a click.",
8240 "You hear several clicking sounds.",
8241 "You hear a rushing noise nearby.",
8242 "Your cloak of magic resistance is protected by the layer of grease! The grease wears off.",
8243 "The death ray hits it.",
8244 "The blast of disintegration misses it. The blast of disintegration hits it.",
8246 "You hear sizzling. The acid ray hits it.",
8247 "It breathes lightning. The door splinters!",
8248 "You hear a nearby zap. You hear crashing wood.",
8249 "You hear an exhaling sound. You smell smoke.",
8250 "You hear a flinging sound. The door absorbs the bolt!",
8251 "You see a puff of smoke.",
8252 "Some water evaporates.",
8253 "Your Stormbringer suddenly vibrates unexpectedly.",
8254 "Your Stormbringer suddenly vibrates unexpectedly and then detonates. Warning: HP low!",
8255 "You feel weaker! You lose Strength",
8256 "You feel clumsy! You lose Dexterity",
8257 "Your muscles won't obey you! You lose Dexterity",
8258 "You feel stupid! You lose Intelligence",
8259 "Your brain is on fire! You lose Intelligence",
8260 "You feel foolish! You lose Wisdom",
8261 "Your judgement is impared! You lose Wisdom",
8262 "You feel very sick! You lose Constitution",
8263 "You break out in hives! You lose Charisma",
8264 "The gremlin chuckles. You feel a little sick!",
8265 "You lear laughter. Your senses fail!",
8266 "A voice announces: 'Thou be cursed!' You feel no longer immune to diseases!",
8267 "You hear a chuckling laughter. You feel unable to control where you're going.",
8269 "You feel less jumpy.",
8270 "You feel a little sick!",
8271 "Your senses fail!",
8273 "You feel paranoid.",
8274 "You thought you saw something!",
8277 "You feel vulnerable.",
8278 "You feel less attractive.",
8279 "You feel tired all of a sudden.",
8280 "You feel like you're going to break apart.",
8281 "You feel like someone has zapped you.",
8282 "You feel like someone is sucking out your life-force.",
8283 "You feel no longer immune to diseases!",
8284 "You feel that your radar has just stopped working!",
8285 "You feel unable to find something you lost!",
8286 "You feel a loss of mental capabilities!",
8287 "You feel shrouded in darkness.",
8288 "You feel that you can no longer sense monsters.",
8289 "You feel your legs shrinking.",
8290 "You feel unable to control where you're going.",
8291 "You feel you suddenly need to breathe!",
8292 "You feel your wounds are healing slower!",
8293 "You feel a loss of mystic power!",
8295 "You feel unable to change form!",
8296 "You feel less control over your own body.",
8297 "You feel worried about corrosion!",
8298 "You feel like you're burning calories faster.",
8299 "You feel like you just lost your wings!",
8300 "You feel less ethereal!",
8301 "You feel less protected from magic!",
8302 "You feel less reflexive!",
8303 "You feel less aquatic!",
8304 "You feel a loss of freedom!",
8305 "You feel a little anxious!",
8306 "You feel vaguely nervous.",
8307 "You feel a case of selective amnesia...",
8309 "You feel a little stunned!",
8310 "You feel a little confused!",
8311 "You feel your attacks becoming slower!",
8312 "You feel your attacks becoming a lot slower!",
8313 "You feel less able to learn new stuff!",
8314 "You feel a little dead!",
8315 "You feel a little exposed!",
8316 "You feel empty-minded!",
8317 "You feel less magically attuned!",
8318 "You feel that you're going to die in turns time!",
8319 "You feel that you really ain't gonna ascend with this character...",
8320 "You feel that the life of your character is forfeit, better roll a new one right away...",
8321 "You feel that the RNG is out to get you!",
8322 "You feel a need to check Nethackwiki, oh wait, you don't, because SLASH'EM Extended was purged from that. Use the Github page instead and go source diving.",
8323 "You feel a need to press the 'v' key so you can see if you're playing the up-to-date version...",
8324 "You feel that Amy Bluescreenofdeath may have made a new version of this game already...",
8325 "You feel that Nethack is better than Crawl.",
8326 "You feel that Slash'EM Extended is the best Nethack variant available.",
8327 "You feel that OTDR might give a very different experience compared to Nethack.",
8328 "You feel like giving AmyBSOD's other roguelike variant ToME-SX a try someday.",
8329 "You feel that ToME-SX might also be a good game, so you open the git repository page in your web browser.",
8330 "You feel that Nethack and Angband really are the two best major roguelikes ever created.",
8331 "You feel that reading these messages makes you feel stupid.",
8332 "You feel that you keep looking at the messages displayed on the top status line.",
8333 "You feel like skipping all the annoying battle spam messages, including actually important ones like 'You are slowing down'.",
8334 "You feel that AmyBSOD is trolling you with all the message spam, yet you keep reading it... :D",
8335 "You feel that AmyBSOD has no life since she typed in all those various bullshit messages you're reading.",
8336 "You feel that this message is false.",
8337 "You feel that this message is true.",
8338 "You feel that the previous message was false.",
8339 "You feel that the next message will be a fake one.",
8340 "You feel that the next message will completely change your life.",
8341 "You feel that tomorrow you will meet the woman of your dreams.",
8342 "You feel that you now know the meaning of life, the universe and everything else.",
8343 "You feel that now, after having played Nethack for 25 hours straight, it is time to go to bed.",
8344 "Remember, your body in real life has functions too - don't forget to drink, eat and sleep!",
8345 "Reminder: don't forget to go to the toilet!",
8346 "Don't neglect your real-life obligations because of Nethack, please!",
8347 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Buy THE COMPLETE ANGBAND AND ANCIENT DOMAINS OF MYSTERY PACKAGE for just $50!!!",
8348 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Fallout 4, just $60 and not dumbed down at all! Buy now!",
8349 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Buy 5 dollars for the unbelievable price of just $2!",
8350 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Amulet of Yendor, price $99999999999--More--",
8351 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: CALIGULA'S CASINO! PLACE YOUR BETS, WIN WIN WIN!",
8352 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: FISHING! FISHING! WIN! WIN!",
8353 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Today there's a laptop with Micro$oft Windows 7 for sale! Just $2500!",
8354 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: e - a ring of become Noeda (being worn). Sub-5000 turn ascension virtually guaranteed!",
8355 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: 10 scrolls of destroy armor! Mass discount if you buy them all!",
8356 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: For just $50000, you can get your own heavily cursed thoroughly corroded very rusty -7 Grayswandir welded to your hand!",
8357 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: #em.slashem.me - you'll want to join this Libera channel, because that's where you find other players!",
8358 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Junethack, the free cross-variant Nethack tournament-err nope, we're not advertising that bullshit because it's not even a thing anymore. Play SLEX instead! SLEX SLEX SLEX!",
8359 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Buy the book 'Marc's Abenteuer' on Amazon today to read about Marc's roguelike adventures!",
8360 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: We have a premium-quality cheap plastic imitation of a figurine of AmyBSOD for sale today.",
8361 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: A bunch of 'Hardcore Autism Junethack 2016' dogtags, collected from Amy's very own deceased rodneyan gladiator LostSouls! Straight out of the Halls of Mandos!",
8362 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: NETHACK 3.6.0!!! It UPDATED!!! For only $5 you can experience a whole new dimension of insanity, because Satan and Float Eyeler joined the dev team!",
8363 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Buy a blessed tin of mind flayer meat for the unbelievably low price of only 20 000 zorkmids!",
8364 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: The Heart of Ahriman, price 2000 zorkmids. First buyer will get it. Exception: if you're a barbarian then fuck off.",
8365 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: A brand-new 'Dungeons of Doom'(TM) toilet for all your crapping needs! If you also buy 10 rolls of toilet paper, we'll throw in a free black dragon corpse!",
8366 "Your fingers seem ok for now.",
8367 "Your fingers start hurting from playing for so long.",
8368 "Nothing appears to happen.",
8369 "Somehing appears to happen.",
8371 "Something happens.",
8372 "Something bad happens.",
8373 "You don't notice anything unusual.",
8374 "You notice something unusual.",
8375 "You don't really feel any worse.",
8377 "You can't tell that anything is going wrong.",
8378 "You can tell that something is going wrong.",
8379 "Your mood seems about as good as before.",
8380 "Your mood seems much worse as before.",
8381 "You don't even have a case of the heebie jeebies.",
8382 "You have a case of the heebie jeebies.",
8383 "You have a case of the willies for a moment, but it passes.",
8384 "You probably have nothing to fear but fear itself.",
8385 "You probably have nothing to fear but fear itself, and that monster that wants to eat you.",
8386 "The dungeon doesn't seem to be collapsing.",
8387 "The dungeon seems to be collapsing.",
8388 "Suddenly, the dungeon doesn't collapse.",
8389 "You don't see monsters appearing out of nowhere.",
8390 "You see monsters appearing out of nowhere.",
8391 "You see monsters crawling out of the walls.",
8392 "You don't have an urgent need to sit down.",
8393 "You have an urgent need to sit down.",
8394 "You have an urgent need to go to the toilet.",
8395 "You don't notice anything unnatural about how quiet it is.",
8396 "You notice something unnatural about how quiet it is.",
8397 "The gas spore explodes!",
8399 "You are caught in the highly explosive bomb's explosion!",
8400 "BOOM! It explodes!",
8401 "The newt bites you!",
8402 "Suddenly, you notice a gnoll.",
8403 "The superjedi ignites a green lightsaber.",
8404 "The jedi knight wields a red lightsaber!",
8405 "The mumak blasts you!",
8406 "You find a fire trap.",
8407 "Do you really want to step into that mind wipe trap?",
8408 "You find a super nupesell nix area.",
8409 "You find a magic portal.",
8410 "You trigger a magic portal, but it doesn't seem to work!",
8411 "You're pushed back!",
8415 "Your candle's flame is extinguished!",
8416 "Your magic lamp goes out!",
8417 "Your magic lamp turns into an oil lamp!",
8419 "You hear a twang.",
8420 "You hear a bugle playing reveille!",
8421 "It breathes on you!",
8422 "The green naga spits on you!",
8423 "The soldier fires a bullet!",
8424 "Something explodes inside your knapsack!",
8425 "You feel increasingly panicked about being in the dark!",
8426 "You hear a loud scraping noise.",
8427 "You can swim! Type #swim while swimming on the surface to dive down to the bottom.",
8428 "Press Ctrl^E or type #seal to engrave a seal of binding.",
8429 "#chat to a fresh seal to contact the spirit beyond.",
8430 "Press Ctrl^F or type #power to fire active spirit powers!",
8431 "Beware, droven armor evaporates in light!",
8432 "Use #monster to create a patch of darkness.",
8433 "Use #monster to adjust your clockspeed.",
8434 "You do not heal naturally. Use '.' to attempt repairs.",
8435 "Incantifiers eat magic, not food, and do not heal naturally.",
8436 "The engraving tumbles off the ring to join it's fellows.",
8437 "The leash would not come off!",
8438 "The kitten chokes on the leash!",
8439 "An incomprehensible sight meets your eyes!",
8440 "It makes a rather sad clonk.",
8442 "The cloak sweeps up a web!",
8443 "A web spins out from the cloak!",
8444 "The thoroughly tattered cloak falls to pieces!",
8445 "A monster is there that you couldn't see.",
8446 "Suddenly, and without warning, nothing happens.",
8447 "WARNING: Nothing happens!",
8448 "WARNING: something might have happened!",
8449 "WARNING: an out-of-depth monster was spawned!",
8450 "WARNING: an out-of-depth monster was spawned! Really! This is not a joke!",
8451 "WARNING: you still haven't ascended yet!",
8452 "Your grasp of physics is appalling.",
8453 "Is this a zen thing?",
8454 "You chip off the existing rune.",
8455 "The wood heals like the rune was never there.",
8456 "In order to eat, use the 'e' command.",
8457 "There is a seal on the tip of the Rod! You can't see it, you know it's there, just the same.",
8458 "You learn a new seal!",
8459 "You feel more confident in your weapon skills.",
8460 "You feel more confident in your fucking weapon skills.",
8461 "You feel more confident in your combat skills.",
8462 "You feel more confident in your spellcasting skills.",
8463 "You feel more confident in your high heels skill.",
8464 "You stumble because you're wearing clunky heels. Why are you wearing them if you can't walk in them, you stupid woman?",
8465 "There is a seal in the heart of the crystal, shining bright through the darkness.",
8466 "The cracks on the mirror's surface form part of a seal.",
8468 "The webbing sticks to you. You're caught!",
8469 "The unholy blade drains your life!",
8470 "Your weapon has become more perfect!",
8471 "Your weapon has become more perfect! Yes, this sentence is not nonsensical in any way!",
8472 "The winds fan the flames into a roaring inferno!",
8473 "The winds blast the stone and sweep the fragments into a whirling dust storm!",
8474 "The winds whip the waters into a rolling fog!",
8475 "The hateful axe hamstrings you!",
8476 "The asian girl smashes your nuts flat!",
8477 "It blows apart in the wind.",
8478 "The white unicorn goes insane!",
8479 "The black blade drains your life!",
8480 "Silver starlight shines upon your blade!",
8481 "Death Reborn Revolution!",
8483 "The walls of the dungeon quake!",
8487 "What dance will you use (1/2/3)?",
8488 "Some no mai, Tsukishiro!",
8489 "Tsugi no mai, Hakuren!",
8490 "San no mai, Shirafune!",
8491 "Ice crackles around your weapon!",
8492 "The spiritual energy is released!",
8493 "A cloud of toxic smoke pours out!",
8494 "For a moment, you feel a crushing weight settle over you.",
8495 "Your weapon has become more flawed.",
8496 "Your weapon rattles warningly.",
8497 "Your weapon has become much more flawed!",
8498 "Your weapon rattles alarmingly. It has become much more flawed!",
8499 "The strange symbols stare at you reproachfully.",
8500 "Cool it, Link. It's just a book.",
8501 "The whisperers berate you ceaselessly.",
8502 "Following the instructions on the pages, you cast the spell!",
8503 "What is this strange command!?",
8504 "You strike the twin-bladed athame like a tuning fork. The beautiful chime is like nothing you have ever heard.",
8505 "Unrecognized Necronomicon effect.",
8506 "Unrecognized Lost Names effect.",
8507 "A cloud of steam rises.",
8508 "Icicles form and fall from the freezing ceiling.",
8509 "The altar falls into a chasm.",
8510 "What game do you think you are playing anyway?",
8511 "Aivan sairas kaveri kun tuollaista aikoo puuhata!",
8512 "Insufficient data for further analysis.",
8513 "Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.",
8514 "Type '?' for help.",
8518 "You must be out of your mind!",
8519 "You're killing me.",
8521 "Are you sure you know what you are doing?",
8523 "That makes no sense.",
8524 "I beg your pardon.",
8525 "Degreelessness mode on.",
8526 "Degreelessness mode off.",
8528 "That doesn't compute.",
8529 "I don't understand you.",
8531 "Sure. Piece of cake.",
8533 "You can't do that!",
8537 "Sorry, I'm not sure I understand you.",
8538 "What's your point?",
8540 "Command not found.",
8541 "An unexpected error has occurred because an error of type 42 occurred.",
8542 "Somehow, you think that would never work.",
8543 "Welcome to level 42.",
8544 "Don't be ridiculous!",
8545 "lfae aierty agnxzcg?",
8546 "Soyha, azho bouate!",
8547 "I don't fully understand you.",
8548 "Why would anybody want to do THAT?",
8549 "Yes, yes, now tell me about your childhood.",
8551 "Something is wrong here.",
8552 "There's something wrong with YOU.",
8553 "You leap up 9' and perform a miraculous 5xSpiral in the air.",
8555 "Shut up, smartass!",
8556 "I see little point in doing that.",
8559 "You've got to be kidding!",
8561 "I must have misheard you.",
8563 "Where did you learn THAT command?",
8564 "When all else fails, read the instructions.",
8565 "Why not read the instructions first?",
8567 "Nothing interesting happens.",
8568 "Just how exactly am I supposed to do THAT?",
8569 "That's morally wrong and I won't do it.",
8570 "I'm not gonna take this abuse.",
8571 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!",
8572 "No more, if you value your character's life!",
8574 "Disk error. (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)ail?",
8575 "The image of the weeping angel is taking over your body!",
8576 "exerper: Hunger checks",
8577 "exerchk: testing.",
8578 "Explore mode is for local games, not public servers.",
8579 "No port-specific debug capability defined.",
8580 "A normal force teleports you away...",
8582 "Mon can't survive here",
8584 "Doing relocation.",
8585 "Checking new square for occupancy.",
8586 "The drawbridge closes in...",
8587 "Monsters sense the presence of you.",
8589 "The purple worm opens its mouth!",
8590 "Crash! The ceiling collapses around you!",
8591 "The debris from your digging comes to life!",
8592 "Powerful winds force you down!",
8598 "Bugs are alerted to your position.",
8617 "Boeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe!",
8629 "Kaboom! Boom! Boom!",
8634 "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!",
8635 "Paeaeaeaeaeaeaeau klink klink!",
8636 "Pschaeaeaeaeaeaeau!",
8637 "Poeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeu!",
8638 "Pschoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeu!",
8639 "Pschaeaeaeaeaeaeaeau!",
8640 "Pouch-tschcktschck!",
8641 "Dae-oe-oe-oe-oe-oe!",
8642 "Faeaeaeaeaeaeaeau!",
8643 "Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!",
8645 "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!",
8656 "Ha, hahahahahaiiiiiii!",
8659 "Tschaeauwieauw, well and!",
8660 "GLUI-LUILUILUINK!",
8661 "KADOOM! The boulder falls into the pit!",
8663 "You penetrated a high security area!",
8664 "A voice booms: \"The Angel of the Pit hast fallen! We have returned!\"",
8665 "It constricts your throat!",
8667 "You sit down and fall asleep.",
8668 "Mortal creatures cannot master such a powerful amulet, and are therefore afflicted by a dark, evil curse!",
8669 "You suddenly inhale an unhealthy amount of water!",
8670 "You feel intellectually poor.",
8671 "You feel materially poor.",
8674 "A terrible aura of darkness and eternal damnation surrounds you.",
8676 "You feel really insecure.",
8677 "You feel a need to visit your shrink.",
8678 "You feel a need to tell AmyBSOD that she is a filthy harlot.",
8679 "You feel a need to tell AmyBSOD that you don't have a chance in this game.",
8680 "You feel a need to laugh.",
8681 "You suddenly roll on the floor laughing.",
8682 "You laugh out loud. LOL!",
8683 "You start giggling madly.",
8684 "You can't see anymore.",
8685 "You are feeling a dangerous process in your body.",
8686 "Suddenly you cannot see yourself.",
8687 "The tentacles tear your cloak to shreads!",
8689 "testing for betrayal",
8692 "You receive a static shock from your cloak!",
8693 "You receive an electric shock from your cloak!",
8694 "You are beginning to feel thirsty.",
8695 "You are dehydrated, your vision begins to blur...",
8696 "Your inventory items unidentified themselves.",
8699 "Your vampiric gloves drain your experience!",
8700 "Fatal attraction!",
8701 "You feel the Black Breath slowly draining you of life...",
8702 "You are clawed by your gauntlets and faint.",
8703 "You regain consciousness.",
8706 "Your terrible eating disorder causes you to faint.",
8707 "Lovely fleecy caressing feelings stream into your legs!",
8708 "You're dressed like a '69 whore!",
8709 "You're dressed like a frickin' hardrocker!",
8710 "The velcro boots constrict your feet, and you can't take them off again!",
8711 "You turn into a Binder!",
8712 "You turn into a Failed Existence!",
8713 "A demonic aura envelopes your boots.",
8714 "You decided to pretend to be Ella? Now prove it!",
8715 "You immediately get all wet and horny.",
8716 "You hear a frightening crash in the distance...",
8717 "A monster was spawned!",
8718 "A monster rises from the grave!",
8719 "You feel a ghastly chill run down your spine!",
8720 "Your foe calls upon your soul!",
8721 "Boss monsters appear from nowhere!",
8722 "You feel like a statue!",
8723 "You suddenly have company.",
8724 "Oh! You feel that the curse is replicating itself!",
8725 "AmyBSOD puts an Ancient Morgothian Curse on you!",
8726 "You are afflicted with the Curse of Topi Ylinen!",
8727 "Your evil female battle boot drills into your mind with its spikes!",
8728 "You no longer know how to cast finger of death.",
8729 "You forget the 'magic mapping' spell.",
8730 "Alright, riddle me this: Is the following rumor true or not?",
8731 "You really believe everything you read, huh? Well, sucks to be you.",
8732 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Penis",
8733 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: SLASH'EM EXTENDED",
8734 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: I dislike the Wand Balance Patch very much",
8735 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Grxnar Grxnar",
8736 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: 500$",
8737 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: I love AmyBSOD",
8738 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: odd egg pocket fuck",
8739 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: screwstupidcaptchas",
8740 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Eating Disorder",
8741 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Omg is this retarded!",
8742 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Ascension Is Impossible",
8743 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Donald Trump",
8744 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Saddam Hussein",
8745 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: Atler Hidolf",
8746 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: 3loekjepue2'IP2wjl215ERplqvm&",
8747 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: 11111llil1ll1ili11li1lilil11IILII!1L1IL1L1I",
8748 "Captcha! Please type in the following word(s) to continue: 6666696969699996669696999996996969669669699666969",
8749 "You will be punished. I will paralyze you, slow you and reduce your max HP and Pw.",
8750 "Gravity warps around you...",
8751 "NetHack Quiz! You will now tell me whether the following rumor is true or not!",
8752 "Now tell me if this rumor was true!",
8753 "Tough luck, player, it seems you're just not good enough and now there will be a bad effect to punish you, ha-ha!",
8754 "CRASH! You destroy it.",
8755 "You've disturbed the birds nesting high in the tree's branches!",
8756 "Some black feathers drift down.",
8757 "Some scraps of webbing drift down.",
8758 "You've attracted the tree's guardians!",
8759 "Some branches are swinging...",
8761 "Ouch! That hurts!",
8763 "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.",
8764 "Every man must be free to become whatever God intends he should become.",
8765 "There you go again.",
8766 "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.",
8767 "If you're explaining, you're losing.",
8768 "As government expands, liberty contracts.",
8769 "Each individual is accountable for his actions.",
8770 "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.",
8771 "The ultimate determinate in the struggle now going on for the world will not be bombs and rockets but a test of wills and ideas.",
8772 "If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to.",
8773 "This is the last stand on Earth.",
8774 "You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.",
8775 "We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness.",
8776 "Trust, but verify.",
8777 "The bombing begins in five minutes.",
8778 "Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.",
8779 "History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.",
8780 "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.",
8781 "Our people look for a cause to believe in.",
8782 "Today we did what we had to do.",
8783 "They counted on us to be passive. They counted wrong.",
8784 "Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because we were too strong.",
8785 "If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.",
8786 "Tear down this wall.",
8788 "Come here to this gate!",
8789 "There are no easy answers, but there are simple answers.",
8790 "We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.",
8791 "We are never defeated unless we give up on God.",
8792 "We will always remember.",
8793 "I'm a bitch, deal with it!",
8794 "Manuela put a terrible curse on your beautiful pair of red block-heeled combat boots.",
8795 "Your boots feel deathly cold. But seriously, you did expect them to autocurse, right?",
8796 "You angered your beautiful lilac pumps!",
8797 "Frustrated, the lovely leather pumps settle down.",
8798 "You get the feeling that something soft just slid along the full length of your legs!",
8799 "Oh no, this is a cloak of death!",
8800 "Your cloak is surrounded by a black aura.",
8801 "A gush of water squirts all over your body!",
8802 "You're paralyzed!",
8803 "Your blood squirts everywhere while the tender, but very sharp-edged heel is destroying every shred of your skin it can reach.",
8804 "In a terrible blood rush, the pink stiletto heels scratch up and down your legs again and again.",
8805 "We will always be proud.",
8806 "We will always be prepared, so we will always be free.",
8807 "It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.",
8808 "They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.",
8809 "Don't be afraid to see what you see.",
8810 "Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.",
8811 "Nothing happens when you pull the trigger.",
8814 "The flying shards of mirror sear you!",
8817 "u_on_sstairs: picking random spot",
8819 "Oh wow! Great stuff!",
8820 "Tried to give an impossible intrinsic",
8821 "The corpse liquefies into a putrid broth, and you slurp it down and die!",
8822 "Segmentation fault -- core dumped.",
8823 "Bus error -- core dumped.",
8824 "Yo' mama -- core dumped.",
8825 "Suddenly you can see yourself.",
8826 "You are metal and springs, not flesh and blood. You cannot eat.",
8827 "Ulch - that was tainted with filth!",
8829 "That sounds really boring.",
8830 "There is no longer sufficient tension in your mainspring to maintain a high clock-speed",
8831 "Player 1 needs food badly!",
8832 "Player 1, all your powers will be lost...",
8833 "Player 1, your life-force is running out.",
8834 "Player 1 is about to die.",
8835 "The warding sign can be reinforced no further!",
8836 "Ouch! You bump into a heavy door.",
8837 "A breaker penetrator attacks you by surprise!",
8839 "Select an inventory slot letter.",
8842 "Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick!--More-- How many boxes do you have??? (Don't say 'didn't count'!)",
8843 "Warning: no monster.",
8844 "Demogorgon, Prince of Demons, is near!",
8845 "Lamashtu, the Demon Queen, is near!",
8846 "Lightning crackles around you.",
8847 "You're enveloped in flames.",
8848 "You're covered in frost.",
8849 "A cascade of filth pours onto you!",
8850 "A torrent of burning acid rains down on you!",
8851 "It feels mildly uncomfortable.",
8852 "A sudden geyser erupts under your feet!",
8853 "A pillar of fire strikes all around you!",
8854 "Chunks of ice pummel you from all sides!",
8855 "A bolt of lightning strikes down at you from above!",
8856 "The world tears open, and an invincible superman steps through!",
8857 "A cloud of darkness falls upon you.",
8858 "You just soiled yourself. Get to the next toilet in 200 turns or all the monsters will laugh at you.",
8859 "You feel like reading one of Amy's smut fanfics.",
8860 "So thou thought thou couldst kill me, fool.",
8861 "You hear air currents.",
8862 "You hear erotic air current noises.",
8863 "You hear a farting sound.",
8864 "You hear a beautiful sound.",
8865 "You hear a disgusting sound.",
8866 "Something pulls down your pants.",
8867 "You feel childish.",
8868 "You feel like sitting in a corner.",
8869 "You hear scratching noises.",
8870 "You hear digging noises.",
8871 "You can definitely hear human screams.",
8872 "Somewhere on this level someone is getting killed, right now.",
8873 "You hear a scream.",
8875 "You hear a chime.",
8876 "You smell poisonous gas.",
8878 "You smell something rotten.",
8880 "Your nostrils fill with a sharp stench of smoke.",
8881 "You feel deathly cold.",
8882 "You feel a little bad.",
8884 "You feel very sick.",
8885 "You hear very beautiful noises.",
8886 "You feel disenchanted.",
8887 "One of your items got disenchanted!",
8888 "Your equipment seems less effective.",
8889 "You are losing blood!",
8890 "You are losing lots of blood!",
8891 "A malignant aura surrounds you.",
8892 "You feel like you need some help.",
8893 "You feel something.",
8894 "You feel nothing.",
8895 "You feel that something has happened.",
8898 "You feel useless.",
8899 "You sink below the surface and die.",
8900 "You feel unable to ever ascend this game.",
8901 "You will not ascend, because unlike casual NetHack variants, this one is really hard!",
8904 "You feel much worse.",
8905 "You feel even worse.",
8906 "You don't feel so good...",
8908 "You suddenly have to take a shit!",
8909 "Taking off your armor is going to take a while...",
8910 "You need to remove your cloak...",
8911 "You suddenly drop all of your armor!",
8912 "You did not watch out, and stepped into your own shit.",
8913 "You feel apathetic.",
8915 "You feel the wrath of an unknown entity.",
8916 "You feel sexual desire.",
8917 "You feel that something from your inventory just got stolen.",
8918 "It steals a blessed bag of holding!",
8919 "Your vision bugged.",
8920 "You got banished!",
8921 "Your money was stored, thanks.",
8922 "You acquire intrinsic map amnesia.",
8923 "You feel very disoriented but decide to move on.",
8924 "You are suffering from sleep deprivation.",
8925 "You are suffering from withdrawal symptoms.",
8926 "A mysterious force surrounds you...",
8927 "You feel that it's time to finally quit smoking.",
8928 "You take a dose of sedativa.",
8929 "You feel polyform.",
8930 "You sink deeper into the lava.",
8931 "You open a warp gate!",
8932 "You can hear Arabella announce: 'Sorry, but the time of your demise is drawing near.'",
8933 "You can hear Arabella giggling.",
8934 "A gray stone lands in your inventory! E - A GRAY STONE. YOUR MOVEMENTS ARE SLOWED SLIGHTLY BECAUSE OF YOUR LOAD.",
8935 "The gnome throws an inventory loss stone!",
8936 "The hobbit shoots a superscroller stone! The superscroller stone hits you!",
8937 "The invisible choir segfaults, as the program is in disorder. Congratulations mortal, I'll grant thee the gift of #quit!",
8938 "Winter is coming! Suddenly, you have no head. You die.",
8939 "Jubilex spits a segfault venom! Your game is contaminated - consider using #quit!",
8940 "we hate you, we wish you dead, at least we hope you suffer since we don't trust you a bit. i hope you trust as. best wishes, Rodney Co!",
8941 "You drop your weapon.",
8942 "We must stand up with firm resolve to strive for the eradication of terrorism, together with other nations of the world.",
8943 "Japan supports the U.S. position that it will not bow to terrorism. I think it is only natural for President Bush to hunt down the culprits and take firm steps against this serious crime.",
8944 "The terrorist acts are extremely heinous and outrageous and cannot be forgiven.",
8945 "It is a challenge not only to the U.S. but also to democracy, and I am outraged.",
8946 "Japan-U.S. alliance is becoming bigger and bigger.",
8947 "Not only for borth countries, but in the Asia-Pacific region and the entire world.",
8948 "The safe society is crumbling and this is a significant incident.",
8949 "Logic of previous the Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications that is not clear in meaning is not translate well to K*izumi Cabinet!",
8950 "I am not a entertainer but a politician.",
8951 "As K*izumi as the day is long...",
8952 "I don't think there's any going back to what politics was in this country even three weeks ago.",
8953 "What will the prime minister do if the anti-reform forces within the Liveral Democratic Party regain power?",
8954 "People are driving the LDP members, and the LDP members are driveing the party. That is a total reversal of the past.",
8955 "No pain, no gain.",
8956 "Here's a present for you. A compact disc of X-JAPAN!",
8958 "Liberal Democrats, You said it's good, Let's go voting.",
8959 "Perfect circle, round, round, Perfect circle.",
8960 "You stuck it out despite the pain. I was thrilled. Congratulations.",
8961 "The illegal entry was one thing and the abduction issue was another, although I think it is necessary for the government to take sufficient measures toward families of the abducted people.",
8962 "I am starting with the issue that is the most difficalt and which draws the strongest resistance.",
8963 "Though the ministry is making a hard effort to consider reforms, all of you will just have to wait and see.",
8964 "People call me a eccentric, but I am a man of reform.",
8965 "Structural reforms without sanctuaries.",
8966 "No structural reforms, no economic recovery.",
8967 "The belief -A pain of today makes affluence of tommorow- ",
8968 "Haw iz my 100,000,000 gold kasino?",
8969 "I speek cleerly, My speech is anbiguity.",
8970 "We hope the Japanese people acknowledge that Japan is a divine nation centering on the emperor.",
8971 "Lowbrow sex industries are always created first in Osaka. Excuse my language, but it is a spittoon.",
8972 "When there was a Y2K problem, the Japanese bought water and noodles. Americans bought pistols and guns.",
8973 "If a blackout happens in America, gangsters and murderers will always come out. It is that kind of society.",
8974 "I don't have the intention to do a job like this for long.",
8975 "In rugby, one person doesn't become a star, one person plays for all and all play for one.",
8976 "None of the Party executives, which whom I met Saturday night, think that I announced my resignation.",
8977 "The Japanese media have decided that that's what happend, and they feel they have to keep writing that regardless of what we actually said.",
8978 "How would I be able to leave the country when we must do everything to have the budget pass?",
8979 "I have been mistreated by the media as if I'm baby picked up under an overpass.",
8980 "How then could we ensure Japan's public safety and secure the nation's 'kokutai'?",
8981 "It was not a slip of the tongue. I didn't say I have retracted it.",
8982 "Berry fine today.",
8983 "I think I didn't mistake.",
8985 "My precious, wheres my precious?",
8986 "Nasty Hobbitsisisisis...",
8987 "She will kill them oh yes she will precious.",
8988 "Whats has its got in its pocketses, hmmm?",
8989 "No Master Hobbitsisisisis!",
8990 "The ring was ours for agesisisisis!",
8991 "Every way is guarded, silly foolsis!",
8992 "Weees wants some fishises.",
8993 "We've lost itses we have.",
8994 "He'll eastus all the world if he getsitses it.",
8995 "What a dainty little dish you will be for her.",
8996 "Hobbitses always SOOOO Polite.",
8997 "Makeses him drop his weapon precious.",
8998 "He has only four fingers on the black hand.",
8999 "If you findesis it, give it us back.",
9000 "You see a longsword (5d5).",
9001 "You see a Stick (1d77).",
9002 "Zantetsuken is sharp this night.",
9003 "Order will crumble.",
9004 "Obey the power of chaos!",
9005 "Thisssss dungeon issss guilty.",
9006 "Your crime isssss life.",
9007 "The sssentencce isss death!",
9008 "Your crime issss life. The sssentencce isss death.",
9009 "Can I get you a chicken? Maybe some white mice and aluminum foil?",
9010 "Be made to realize my darkness hold.",
9011 "Power of shadow is infinite.",
9012 "Soul? What is it of use to?",
9013 "You cannot avoid the ballyhack.",
9014 "I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain.",
9015 "Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.",
9016 "Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once ...",
9017 "Time? What time do you think we have?",
9018 "The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.",
9019 "Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.",
9020 "Always remember ... the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.",
9021 "Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life.",
9022 "There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.",
9023 "There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.",
9024 "Who is Your malik? Eric? Corwin?",
9025 "To barge into our blood feud is to die!",
9026 "It's true, that uneasy-lies-the-head bit.",
9027 "I teach you bite of Grayswandir.",
9028 "This isn't exactly the Olympic Games.",
9029 "Whose idea was Sokoban???",
9030 "Somethig comes from above! Be careful!",
9031 "What is this stair?",
9032 "Because it's time, I choose this red door!",
9033 "Tonight, someone dies again...",
9034 "bootless bootless bootless bootless bootless bootless bootless effort",
9035 "WRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!",
9036 "Make your dream come true in the heaven",
9037 "I can set forward the time and puch back the time as I like...",
9038 "Time, move for only me!",
9039 "A broken clock only have a detrimental effect on our doing.",
9040 "Nobody can stop the time, now...",
9041 "Internet Explorer is slow.",
9042 "Internet Explorer throws off some dorky packets.",
9043 "Internet Explorer tries to download a 100MB service pack.",
9044 "Internet Explorer requests a reboot, gets tired of asking nicely, and shuts down your PC.",
9045 "Internet Explorer quietly installs the latest malware.",
9046 "Internet Explorer is one big security loophole that allows drive-by downloads of Bandarchor to infect all files on your computer.",
9047 "Lookup failure, human race will go to ruin.",
9048 "Fist of the north star is invincible!!",
9049 "Antharom, Ansalom... what's the difference",
9051 "Die. Die. Damn thing is strong!",
9052 "On Error Resume Next",
9053 "Where's my damn Intellisense?",
9054 "Want some new features?",
9055 "10 PRINT 'I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!'",
9057 "How do you like 'No Spells'? There's plenty more where that came from!",
9058 "Have you heard about the new version of Hengband?",
9059 "Not until the restructure is done!",
9060 "Modifying this line shouldn't crash anything.",
9061 "Monkey see, monkey do!",
9062 "Don't you monkey with the monkey!",
9063 "Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.",
9064 "There is danger! Danger!",
9065 "Base trickery, foul deceit!",
9066 "Is megalomania THAT bad?",
9067 "This would be a lot different if this was Sil!",
9068 "Something something Champs d'Elysees",
9069 "kill -9 adventurer, kill -9 adventurer", /* literal quote from poschengband, I know it's pkill but who cares? --Amy */
9070 "kyary pamyu pamyu!",
9072 "Two Wongs don't make a Wight!",
9073 "Can't we just fix this with a patch???",
9074 "Don't you like this game?",
9075 "You hear a telemarketer shout: 'MMMMM! Smells like Yasdorian, crispy-brain good brain yum yum!'",
9081 "You see something.",
9085 "You are cheerful.",
9090 "You stop in your tracks.",
9091 "You stop your occupation.",
9092 "You experience a disconnect.",
9093 "Your connection to the server was lost.",
9095 "You experience a lag spike.",
9096 "Did you know that AmyBSOD ascended a healer in this game?",
9097 "Did you know that the first ascended slex character was an illithid scientist?",
9098 "Did you know that AmyBSOD isn't conceited at all?",
9099 "Did you know that AmyBSOD ran a half marathon completely untrained in 2h 38min?",
9100 "You listen to a loudspeaker message.",
9101 "You switch on your radio.",
9102 "You feel corrupted.",
9103 "You feel extremely corrupted.",
9105 "You jump out of the picture and die.",
9108 "You moved beyond the edge of the screen, and plummet to your death!",
9110 "You do an aerobics exercise.",
9111 "You lift some weights.",
9113 "Shut the fuck up!",
9114 "The little girl gets wet.",
9115 "The orc invokes decapitation! You die.",
9116 "The Dracolich breathes nether.--More-- You die.",
9117 "Semzov the cleaner shoots you with his gun. You die.",
9118 "Semzov the cleaner throws a potion of salt solution.",
9119 "You are ambushed!",
9120 "The monsters have been waiting for you, and now you're ambushed. Bwarharharhar!",
9121 "Suddenly the monsters are coming for you with everything they got!",
9122 "A troll boss and 50 of his minions have been spawned.",
9123 "A troll boss and 50 of his minions have been spawned. Good luck preventing them from resurrecting.",
9124 "The staircase is a mimic.",
9125 "The mimic is a staircase.",
9126 "Wait! You ran into a devouring mimic! It totally digests you! You die...",
9127 "The lich expands a circle of magic. Warning: HP low!",
9128 "The cupid of love shoots you with his bow. Player 1 is about to die.",
9129 "Your relationship with Vanzac becomes 'Foe'! Vanzac wields a shotgun!",
9130 "You can't play shit.",
9131 "Loyter the crimson of Zanan throws a rock. You die.",
9132 "Everyone loves Shena's ass.",
9133 "Donald Trump will be the POTUS of the United States.",
9134 "The prostitute begins to take her clothes off.",
9135 "You turn into a writhing mass of primal chaos.",
9136 "You writhe in pain.",
9137 "You are severely hurt!",
9138 "You are on the verge of dying!",
9139 "You feel out of touch with the world.",
9140 "Your skill levels are reduced.",
9141 "Your maximum skill levels have been reduced.",
9142 "Your skills are deactivated!",
9143 "For the next 10000 turns, all of your spells will cost twice the usual amount of mana.",
9144 "Your current prayer timeout is 6257 turns.",
9145 "You have transgressed.",
9146 "Your current alignment record is -507.",
9147 "You trigger a technique trap! Your techniques stop working.",
9148 "Your disease gets worse.",
9149 "You gain the Poison Hands corruption: every potion you pick up automatically turns into poison.",
9150 "You gain the Mana Battery corruption: every wand you pick up automatically gets drained to 0 charges.",
9152 "You are out of your mind.",
9153 "You suddenly break your neck due to overexertion.",
9154 "You gain the OTDR corruption: if you don't ascend this game, you cannot play Slash'EM Extended anymore until you beat some other roguelike.",
9155 "You gain the Xor Me Hsals corruption: your chances to ascend this game have been increased!",
9156 "You feel very lucky today!",
9157 "The Mages Guild Master casts a spell. You are hit by a nerve bolt!",
9159 "You hear cursed whisperings.",
9160 "You dream of girls slamming their female hugging boots into your shins.",
9161 "You dream of wonderful, soothing pain.",
9162 "You dream of a sexy girl wearing a bikini and high-heeled combat boots.",
9163 "You dream of something totally hot, and when you check the area between your legs, you discover that you're all wet!",
9164 "You dream of a sexy farting butt.",
9165 "You dream of world peace.",
9166 "Terrahack would require you to have the wiki open at all times to have any chance.",
9167 "Satanchop is cursed and satanic.",
9168 "K-Measurer? AmyBSOD thinks that the wand 'balance' patch is questionable.",
9169 "Rodney's Tower has a different view of balance.",
9170 "Russiack is since the type of ice block hates you (harharharharharharhar harharhar harhar).",
9171 "Russiack, the hardly extended but much removed mod.",
9172 "Russiack has not been updated in a long while and accidentally re-inserted bugs that AmyBSOD had fixed.",
9173 "You are glad that AmyBSOD brought this beautiful game to you. :-)",
9174 "You are glad that AmyBSOD continues to work on Slash'EM Extended, and are eagerly awaiting the next release version.",
9175 "You are glad that AmyBSOD did not remove the transvestite and topmodel roles despite some prude people complaining.",
9176 "The khmer-speaking transvestite zaps a wand of disintegration!--More--",
9177 "The goblin zaps a wand of draining!--More-- Do you want your possessions identified?",
9178 "Hooooooooooooo, hae hae hae hae hae...",
9179 "Your wooden equipment spontaneously catches fire and burns to ashes.",
9180 "Your metallic equipment corrodes! One of your items got vaporized!",
9181 "You drop your weapon.",
9182 "You drop your weapon and it hits your left foot. Ouch! That hurts!",
9183 "You fall down a shaft.",
9184 "You fall into a bottomless pit and die.",
9185 "You fall into a bottomless pit and jump out of the picture.",
9186 "Warning: 10000 turns left until the Astral Plane becomes permanently inaccessible!",
9187 "Warning: 5000 turns left until Vlad's Tower is sealed off forever!",
9188 "Warning: You must kill 10 nymphs over the course of the next 2000 turns or you automatically die.",
9189 "Warning: An anti-wishing countermeasure has been activated. You will instantly die if you try to wish for any item.",
9190 "Warning: If you break any conduct that you have not broken yet, the RNG will kill you outright.",
9191 "Warning: Your anti-virus software is out of date. Click here for a free update.",
9192 "Warning: You exceeded the permissible maximum speed by 30 mph. To pay your fine, visit this website please:--More--",
9193 "Warning: You have been sued due to copyright infringement. Open the attachment of our e-mail for further instructions.",
9194 "Warning: Your PC is too slow! Buy a new one!",
9195 "Warning: The chair you're sitting on has been rigged and will selfdestruct in 10 seconds.",
9196 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: your chair will selfdestruct in one minute.",
9197 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: please put some effort into it and play better!",
9198 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: Try hard!",
9199 "You will get killed unless miracles happen.",
9200 "You will get killed, a hundred percent sure.",
9201 "If the Wizard of Yendor is a giant, you are less than the droppings of an ant.",
9202 "Vlad the Impaler can mince you with his eyes closed.",
9203 "Your quest nemesis is at least twice stronger than you.",
9204 "You hear the sounds of something you never, ever, want to anger.",
9205 "You hear a dreadful sound.",
9206 "The weight of your inventory crushes you.",
9207 "You drop something to wield your sword with both hands",
9208 "You can't use both a two-handed sword and a shield!",
9209 "The champion wields a three-handed sword!",
9210 "You fall down a well.",
9211 "Warning: Rodney will automatically wake up in 1000 turns. This is an anti-farming measure.",
9212 "Warning: Monsters will forever cease to have death drops in 1000 turns. This is an anti-farming measure.",
9213 "Warning: 1000 turns from now, you will no longer be able to use upstairs until you have the Amulet of Yendor. This is an anti-farming measure.",
9214 "Warning: You can no longer gain experience points or level up. This is an anti-farming measure.",
9215 "Warning: Food can no longer spawn now, and your prayer timeout has been increased greatly. Ascend already you lame farmer, and stop camping the same dungeon level for 20000 turns!",
9216 "Did you know that constant farming decreases your penis size?",
9217 "If you exploit game mechanics by doing lame things like pudding farming or long worm farming, you will become infertile in real life.",
9218 "Remember that Slash'EM Extended is not 'Grinding: The Game'. You're expected to work towards your goal, which is called 'ascension', and if you delay it for too long, the RNG will attempt to kill you off in unfair ways!",
9219 "You die of neurofibroma.",
9222 "ead with a mighty crash!",
9224 "You start to melt.",
9225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course'",
9226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Bill Clinton has actually abused women and Hillary has bullied, attacked, shamed and intimidated his victims.'",
9227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again - just watch. He can do much better!'",
9228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.'",
9229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.'",
9230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.''",
9231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don't go into government.'",
9232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'The other candidates - they went in, they didn't know the air conditioning didn't work. They sweated like dogs... How are they gonna beat ISIS? I don't think it's gonna happen.'",
9233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!'",
9234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I would bring back waterboarding and I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.'",
9235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'His wife, if you look at his wife, she was standing there. She had nothing to say. She probably - maybe she wasn't allowed to have anything to say.'",
9236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I'm afraid the election is going to be rigged, I have to be honest.'",
9237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'He's not a war hero... He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured.'",
9238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period. He is the founder of ISIS. And, I would say the co-founder would be crooked Hillary Clinton.'",
9239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Dwyane Wade's cousin was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. Just what I have been saying. African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP!'",
9240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'It's about time that this country had somebody running it that has an idea about money.'",
9241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Well, I have much better judgment than she does. There's no question about that. I also have a much better temperament than she has, you know?'",
9242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.'",
9243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I take advantage of the laws of the nation. Because I'm running a company.'",
9244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I did try and fuck her... I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was married.'",
9245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Even if the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, I won't lose a penny.'",
9246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'We are going to have a massive, massive tax increase under Hillary Clinton.'",
9247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Our jobs are being sucked out of our economy.'",
9248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'But we have some bad hombres here and we're going to get them out.'",
9249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'If that's the last jobs report for the election, I should win the election easily.'",
9250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'The one thing you have over me is experience. But it's bad experience. The problem is you talk, but you don't get anything done.'",
9251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'She should not be allowed to run. In that case, I say this is rigged.'",
9252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'She will defeat ISIS? We should have never let ISIS happened in the first place. Right now, they're in 32 countries.'",
9253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'a scientist'. It reads: 'I sure hope you know where the bathroom is, I forgot to wear my Depends today.'",
9254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I am very gentle.'",
9255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Melissa'. It reads: 'Don't I look chic? If there were any unmarried men around here, I'm sure I'd be irresistible for them!'",
9256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Josefine'. It reads: 'My velcro sneakers just want to play with you.'",
9257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'May-Britt'. It reads: 'Where are those bum girls?'",
9258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'trembling poplar'. It reads: 'Help me, I have parkinson!'",
9259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'Stop calling me by my first name!'",
9260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Don't offer me sachertorte, I can't eat that or I'd become even thicker!'",
9261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Do you like it if my purple high heels scratch up and down your legs?'",
9262 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Would you like it if I used my sticky chewing gum to rip the skin off your bones?'",
9263 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'I will have to torture you now. As soon as you volunteer to clean the shoes of all my girlfriends, I'll let you go immediately.'",
9264 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I bought many pairs of high heels during my vacation in Prague.'",
9265 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Hahaha! No one can stop me.'",
9266 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Penis masturbation!'",
9267 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I! Want! To! Smoke! A! Cigarette! Now!'",
9268 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You'll get some bodily injury in a second! Throw at once now!'",
9269 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Urbaldi'. It reads: 'I'm in need of your assistance! Please helf me!'",
9270 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'I only use my stiletto heels as lethal weapons in really dangerous situations.'",
9271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'You're seriously going down. My friends and me will kill you, and then we'll fuck your women and daughters, and burn your sons.'",
9272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo asshole you are now D-E-A-D yo hear me? I'll fuck you up you fucking fucktard ey yo ey!'",
9273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mailie'. It reads: 'Instructions? Just read them instead of asking me, and now please let me continue working undisturbed.'",
9274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You may not come in, because the cockroach's funeral is taking place here.'",
9275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophie'. It reads: 'I can cause a lot of damage with my black high-heeled combat boots!'",
9276 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'So you think you can just give up and I'll spare you. Hahaha. I'm glad that I caught you depraved person, and now I will torture you. HAHAHA.'",
9277 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'You live? Should have expected that. Traitors like you aren't easy to kill.'",
9278 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'You traitor will die!'",
9279 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Diablo player character'. It reads: 'Your madness ends here, betrayer!'",
9280 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Meltem'. It reads: 'My sweetie, now I'll tell you what I like to do. With my boot heels I can not only scratch up and down your legs, but I also like to kick others in the nuts.'",
9281 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'You will see right now how much I can hurt you with my 'stinking boots'.'",
9282 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'Do yourself a favor and commit suicide, or my combat boot heels will make the blood flow like rivers from your veins.'",
9283 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'What, I'm supposed to become a topmodel? But I have no high heels!'",
9284 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'My name isn't Mary Sue, and I'm not perfect, I'm a satanist!'",
9285 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'For your infringement, I will punish you. Until tomorrow you have to copy the house rules by hand three times.'",
9286 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'I request you to duel me, because I like kicking your hands with my soft orange mocassins. And I especially love seeing your blood squirting in all directions.'",
9287 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'You disappear from here at once or I'll use the Imperio curse on you!'",
9288 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Hahaha, I peed into your shoes because I think that's fun! Hahaha!'",
9289 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to using your toilet!'",
9290 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'My black high-heeled combat boots are a black belt in karate.'",
9291 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I forgot to wear my high heels today.'",
9292 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yvonne'. It reads: 'Attack left! Feint right! Block and counter! Serrate serrate! Sword eddy left! Leap attack right! And TOUCHE, you motherfucker!'",
9293 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yvonne'. It reads: 'Motherfucker! KIIIIIIIII!'",
9294 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julia'. It reads: 'FAAS... RU MAAR!!!'",
9295 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'ZUM... HAAL VIIK!!!'",
9296 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'FUS... RO DA!!!'",
9297 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronja'. It reads: 'I liked being whipped. It was an appropriate punishment for what I had done.'",
9298 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Let me take a photo of you. Cheese! Or shall I rather say, Pinselbueschel?'",
9299 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Birgit'. It reads: 'You will get what's coming to you, colleague.'",
9300 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Ha, hahahahahaiiiiiiiiii!'",
9301 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar! Harharhar!'",
9302 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharharharhar harharharharharharhar, hahaha ha-hahahahaha hahahahahaHARHARHARHARHARRRRRRRR-HARRRRRRRR!'",
9303 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar I got a lightning start!'",
9304 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'What, you get all hot and wet when I test my martial arts skills on you? If I had known that before...'",
9305 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'I will sit on you and place my block heels on your exposed hands.'",
9306 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalia'. It reads: 'I need to use my special toothpaste every day or I'll die of fatal poisoning.'",
9307 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'One night with me will only cost you 20 euros! Don't worry, I'm working for women too!'",
9308 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I truly adore my black high-heeled combat boots. They're my pride and joy.'",
9309 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'Hahaha, I can't wait to tell Anita that I flew around on a Fearow!'",
9310 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'Double Kick! Hahaha, it's super-effective versus Type Normal!'",
9311 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'The creature looks like a Machamp, right? Flying attacks are super-effective versus those, and since the rifle bullets are flying I just kept firing my rifle at it.'",
9312 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Manuela'. It reads: 'I'll flatten you, all of your body parts will successively be stomped flat by my combat boot heels.'",
9313 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Manuela'. It reads: 'I like to slowly torture cats to death by kicking them with my high-heeled lady boots.'",
9314 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalje'. It reads: 'Close the window! Now!'",
9315 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalje'. It reads: 'Bueyuek Allah hilekar pitis, seni cezalandiracak.'",
9316 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Viktor Krum'. It reads: 'Poshel na khuy blyad' pizdu. Ya khochu, chtoby ty umer v ogne.'",
9317 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, Allah'a doenuestuermek ya da oel!'",
9318 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, kutsal Tanri bu boelgede emanetler en kadirdir. Ve bunu degistirmek olmaz!'",
9319 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, sizin yollariniz sapkin vardir! Islam sizi doenuestuermek zamanidir.'",
9320 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, sen domuz pirzola yeme suc islemis! Allah sana cok kizgin!'",
9321 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!'",
9322 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, Allah bueyuektuer ve seni yok eder!'",
9323 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! Kac kere zaten gavur dedin? Sen inanc degistirmek icin ya da Tanri ilahi ceza kesin olacak var!'",
9324 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah senin gibi kafirler sevmez ve cok zalim bir sekilde sizi cezalandiracaktir!'",
9325 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bizim kutsal cami kafirler tarafindan yerle bir olma tehlikesiyle karsi karsiya! Bueyuek Tanri bize yardim ve ilahi asker goendermesi gerekir!'",
9326 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, Allah bueyuek ve gueclue oldugunu! Ona inanmaya baslarlar yoksa, aci olacak!'",
9327 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah onlari oelduererek ve kutsal ateste kendi cesetlerini yakarak buetuen kafirleri cezalandiracaktir.'",
9328 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You still have time to flee with your life, wimp.'",
9329 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'And another one who stood against me falls. And so it will be for you, player. No warning, no mercy.'",
9330 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'I can't wait to tell my graduate college of your defeat this day!'",
9331 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'How much longer shall I let you live?'",
9332 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'How much longer do you intend to dance around like a clown?'",
9333 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Your tactics remind me of a child learning to play chess!'",
9334 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Fool! You have crossed the line. Your life is forfeit.'",
9335 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You apologize with me now or I'll hurt you even more!'",
9336 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Your right mouse button will probably fail at some point. This makes items, traps and dungeon features invisible to you and also prevents you from farlooking things.",
9337 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: One of the traps I installed in my base is the uninformation trap. Trigger it, and you will no longer be able to tell what your items actually are.",
9338 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I love the yellow spell trap. Not only does it make you consume double the usual amount of mana for spellcasting, it also causes interface screws!",
9339 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: Triggering the speed bug trap is actually like a double-edged sword. It will randomize your speed each turn, meaning that sometimes you'll be slower than usual while at other times you're faster.",
9340 "This is Arabella speaking to you, player. Know this: I don't want you to stalk me.",
9341 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I do whine because I want to win, and I'm not happy about not winning, and I am a whiner, and I keep whining and whining until I win.'",
9342 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'And while I can't honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one.'",
9343 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: '... when you're rich, you can have as many kids as you want. Being rich makes it easier to have kids.'",
9344 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'What does it all mean when some wacko over in Syria can end the world with nuclear weapons?'",
9345 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance!'",
9346 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I will be so good to women.'",
9347 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'Nothing wrong with ego.'",
9348 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'What a stiff, what a stiff, Lindsey Graham.'",
9349 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I did very well with Chinese people. Very well. Believe me.'",
9350 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: '... I'm married to my business. It's been a marriage of love. So, for a woman, frankly, it's not easy in terms of relationships. But there are a lot of assets.'",
9351 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Donald Trump'. It reads: 'I don't want to be President. I'm 100 percent sure. I'd change my mind only if I saw this country continue to go down the tubes.'",
9352 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'I'm not a model, but I can teach you to become one.'",
9353 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Dirty traitor, prepare to die.'",
9354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Shut the fuck up you dirty traitor, and now fucking die!'",
9355 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'We may not concentrate on internal conflicts now!'",
9356 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'You know what? I'm changing my allegiance. My friends are right, you are a damn heretic and you don't deserve anyone helping you.'",
9357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'Somehow I don't know how to cast the magic vacuum spell!'",
9358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I will win!'",
9359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'Hahaha, now the great raiding party will commence!'",
9360 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'My boots like to kick others!'",
9361 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I can produce beautiful farting noises with my sexy butt!'",
9362 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'an anonymous voter'. It reads: 'TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!'",
9363 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruth'. It reads: 'Watch your tone. Just so you know, I'm holding a heavy glass bottle in my left hand.'",
9364 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'If you want to encounter the mermaids, you have to swim out into the ocean and dive!'",
9365 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, Allah beni tuvalete bok sesleri ueretmek icin izin! Eger o saygi yoksa sonsuza aci olacaktir!'",
9366 "The win16 subsystem has insufficient resources to continue running. Click on OK, close your application and restart your machine.",
9367 "System resources depleted. Please restart your computer.",
9368 "The stethoscope pierces your heart!",
9369 "The ancient multi-hued dragon warps to you!",
9370 "Klack! The lid slides over your hand, and blood is shooting out.",
9371 "You cannot have this property extrinsically: magic resistance.",
9372 "You cannot have this property intrinsically: poison resistance.",
9373 "You cannot have this property at all: reflection.",
9374 "The following skill cannot be trained at all: long sword.",
9375 "The following skill is limited to basic proficiency: attack spells.",
9376 "You terribly hurt yourself with your blade!",
9377 "You come right as the lovely, soft boot heel hits you.",
9378 "You feel wonderful intense pain as the incredibly soft lady shoe hits you.",
9379 "Ulch! You're immersed with dog shit!",
9381 "You inhale a horrific odor!",
9382 "You inhale a soothing aroma!",
9383 "You inhale the beguiling perfume of a persian woman!",
9384 "You inhale the vile stench of a sexy pair of orange women's mocassins!",
9385 "The hell temptress opens your chastity belt and starts to remove it...",
9386 "Your life is worthless and you want to jump off a bridge!",
9388 "You and your steed are severely hurt!",
9389 "Your weapon is destroyed.",
9390 "You feel that your wife is gonna break up with you!",
9391 "You feel that there should really be lesbianism for everyone.",
9392 "You feel some dimness inside!",
9393 "You feel worried about your marriage!",
9394 "Life has no more meaning. Your wife has run away, your children are dead and people are setting fire to your home right now.",
9395 "Your equipment has gunk on it now.",
9396 "Your health increases, at the cost of nasty side effects.",
9397 "Your mind clears unexpectedly!",
9398 "The farting gas destroys your footwear instantly.",
9399 "Congratulations, you can now walk around in a pair of boots that won't come off, and whose previous owner fully stepped into a heap of dog shit.",
9400 "Your cloak is heavily cursed, and you hear Conny's voice wishing you good luck.",
9401 "Uh-oh... your spells became yellow.",
9402 "You feel that there is nothing but agony waiting for you, and as a proof, your shield just became cursed.",
9403 "Your teleport control has been deactivated for a very long time.",
9404 "You hear a high-pitched sound followed by a short, slightly lower-pitched one...",
9405 "Oh no... your heart... it's... getting... unsteady...",
9406 "BEEPBEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!",
9407 "You die from a heart failure.",
9408 "The liquid destroys your footwear instantly.",
9410 "You suddenly forget what you were doing. Maybe your thoughts ended up in the realms of Oblivion, who knows?",
9411 "All your personal data, documents, photos etc. are encrypted. Please pay 600 euros (approximately 1 bitcoin) to receive the decryption key.",
9412 "Hahaha hahahahaha, hahahahaha hahahahahahaha, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEE-HEE!!!",
9413 "You howl at the moon like a wolf while your helmet is surrounded by a terrible black aura.",
9414 "Well done! Your armor is now cursed.",
9415 "You turn into a soft girl!",
9416 "Uh-oh... there has been a strange increase in the number of trees lately. This is of course very dangerous :-), because if it turns out that this is the work of Poison Ivy, we'll have a major panic on our hands.",
9417 "Rattle/clink! Everyone in your vicinity woke up due to the loud sound.",
9419 "You realize that you've made a horrible mistake.",
9420 "Your power's down, and therefore you cannot apply anything.",
9421 "This dungeon level does not seem watery at all.",
9422 "Things turn into an unrecognizable blur.",
9423 "You slow down greatly due to the rain.",
9424 "You take a selfie.",
9425 "You feel bad for tunneling, and are also blinded by heaps of earth flying around.",
9426 "You begin applying nail polish.",
9427 "You finish polishing your nails.",
9428 "Your wands are consumed to restore your mana.",
9429 "Your food dissolves!",
9430 "You put the knife to your lower arm and cut...",
9431 "You use a sharp object to cut open your belly...",
9432 "You slide your body along a rough surface and sustain terrible skin rashes.",
9433 "You rip your butt open with a metallic edge.",
9434 "You scratch up and down your leg with a sexy leather pump until it starts bleeding.",
9435 "You slit your leg full length with a sharp-edged zipper.",
9436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lou'. It reads: 'Keep your garbage with you!'",
9437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'If I kick you, I do it with full force. Don't cry out in pain!'",
9438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'It's fun to scratch up and down your legs with my very sharp-edged combat boot heels!'",
9439 "Several monsters come out of a portal.",
9440 "You're immobilized by stationary monsters!",
9441 "Your experience is drained!",
9442 "You receive an electric shock out of nowhere!",
9443 "You receive a static shock out of nowhere!",
9444 "Alert! You are standing on a trap!",
9445 "You feel that the party is over!",
9446 "You feel a little drunk!",
9447 "You feel an uncontrolled stunning!",
9448 "You feel numbness spreading through your body!",
9449 "You feel that your marriage is no longer safe...",
9450 "You feel worried about the future!",
9451 "You feel ice-cold!",
9452 "You feel that you ain't gonna get time for relaxing anymore!",
9453 "You feel the protective layer on your skin disappearing!",
9454 "You feel fearful!",
9455 "You feel red-hot!",
9456 "You feel a loss of medical knowledge!",
9457 "You feel that all girls and women will scratch bloody wounds on your legs with their high heels!",
9458 "You feel fliction in your hands!",
9459 "You hear faint weeping...",
9460 "Your life is sapped!",
9461 "You emit a grating, annoying sound.",
9462 "You can listen to Rodney's taunts inside your head...",
9463 "The entrance was disconnected!",
9464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'Don't just call me 'hussy' - use my official title, please! Call me the Supreme Hussy Club Chairwoman!'",
9465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I'll slap you for overtaking me!'",
9466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'It is your fault that I stepped into a heap of dog shit! You tripped me! Now you have to clean my boots. By hand.'",
9467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'Don't forget to join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera if you haven't already!'",
9468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'There used to be a nethack tournament, but that's a thing of the past. At least I did collect a bunch of trophies back then, but my hope that people take me more seriously if I show that I'm a good player has not come true. Instead, they decided to treat me as if I was the antichrist. Bastards. Hopefully something bad happens to them.'",
9469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'Seriously, join the IRC channel #em.slashem.me now. Chances are you're a player who is not familiar with this NetHack variant, and I will be able to answer the 200 questions you probably have.'",
9470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'Don't just play in the closet! Contact me - join the #em.slashem.me channel on Libera IRC and I will give you hints on how to play, plus there's other players too who can also provide advice!'",
9471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bluescreen'. It reads: 'If you want to make me very happy, do a screenshot or video Let's Play of this game! But alternately, posting an image of a pair of gentle asian peep-toe high heels works too. :)'",
9472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Famine'. It reads: 'Just thinking about you already makes me hungry. Come to the Astral Plane now so I can make you lose the game one step away from the high altar!'",
9473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pestilence'. It reads: 'Are you ready to face me? I will keep making you deathly sick, until eventually your unicorn horn fails. And then you die.'",
9474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Death'. It reads: 'You have no chance, for I will drain all of your maximum hit points and kill you.'",
9475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'It is so much fun to dance on your toes with the cone heels of my combat boots.'",
9476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lydia Montenegro'. It reads: 'It's been a long while since the last time a burly man was ready to let me kick him in the nuts repeatedly. Just the thought of doing it again is enough to make me all wet...'",
9477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Titty fuck!'",
9478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Yeah right. Attack me from behind. You'll only have yourself to blame if I smash your skull into the wall, you miserable cunt.'",
9479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'Yes, our new hiding place is in Caesar's fort, now that the previous tenants moved out. All we have to do is to get on good terms with the legionnaires.'",
9480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'Benedetto sia Cesare e il suo impero!'",
9481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'Saluti. Felice di vederti.'",
9482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'Buon giorno, mi sarebbe piaciuto un po 'di ghiaccio ben mescolato, mescolato con tre palline di cioccolato, pero, e il mio amico qui ottiene la scelta su di me un po'.'",
9483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'You are crazy! We will fully decimate you!'",
9484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'Please fight back! If you allow me to break your shins with my plateau boots, I'll burst out in tears!'",
9485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'I'm afraid of telling you, but the type of ice block will get your money tomorrow, no matter what. And he will donate all of it to the refugee aiding fund.'",
9486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'I voted for David, because his wavelength is closer to mine than yours. Please don't be angry!'",
9487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Oh God! Don't fight the type of ice block! You can never defeat him!'",
9488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Almuth'. It reads: 'Be glad that we protect you from the type of ice block. He is the mightiest robber in the airspace, err, of all times, and you could never stand up to him.'",
9489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Hahaha, you're out of luck now, sucker. I won't give you back the sword I stole from you, and you ain't getting no money from me either. Use your own money to buy a new sword, and watch out or I'll steal it again! HAHAHA!'",
9490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you dirty little asshole, I'll fuck you in the ass now. Write your last will too you fucker, ey yo ey.'",
9491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'EY YO YOU ASSHOLE ALREADY AGAIN! YOU ARE NOW D-E-A-D KNOW YA? EY YO YOU CANNOT GO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND, REALLY NOW! IF YA NOT FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW I MAKE YOU DEADER THAN DEAD, REALLY NOW!'",
9492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Fork over your cash or I'll scratch your legs full length.'",
9493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'You'll get a couple thwacks over the head now, you unfaithful bastard! You were hanging around with some stinking sluts with syphilis while I was gone, but my block-heeled sandals will punish you for that!'",
9494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'Did you just call me a bitch?'",
9495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'Don't call me a bitch ever again, or I'll smash my stiletto heel into your face.'",
9496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Let me examine you. Hmm... this looks like a progressive osteoporosis to me! I can treat it, but it might sting a little. If you have morphine with you, now would be the time to use it.'",
9497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I will teach you what the term 'division of work' means today. One worker makes only soles, the next one creates the shafts, yet another one does the lacings... and so on. The result is that shoes can be produced much faster!'",
9498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Argh... my pink stiletto heels are killing my feet...'",
9499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Melissa'. It reads: 'Welcome. You're new around here. Honestly, you don't look like much to me, but if Gudrun brought you here then she probably sees some talent in you, so I'll welcome you too.'",
9500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ariane'. It reads: 'If your legs stop bleeding, I will apply my very fleecy black combat boot heels to re-open the wounds.'",
9501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ariane'. It reads: 'Please sustain a blood poisoning! I would absolutely adore watching your body struggle with the bacteria, not to mention the gradual skin discolorations you'd get!'",
9502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jasieen'. It reads: 'My father whipped my little sister with a belt! He's such a terrible person! I'm so glad that I won't ever have to see him again.'",
9503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annemarie'. It reads: 'I'll use the turbo power booster.'",
9504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Roswitha'. It reads: 'You can't eliminate me! I'm a honorable lady! And you won't get my lacquered darling pumps either!'",
9505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anita'. It reads: 'Why am I being benevolent towards you anyway? Now you can however which expierience! My pumps will scratch bloody wounds on the entire length of your legs!'",
9506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'When I'm wearing my combat boots, I'm very gentle. Therefore I will only scratch your legs a bit with my block heels, and I watch out so it won't bleed.'",
9507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'Don't underestimate my wooden sandals. I will break your shins if you don't watch out, and in any case it will be rather painful.'",
9508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'Prepare to be bludgeoned by my dark blue Puma sneakers. And don't forget to inhale their beguiling odor. Oh, almost forgot: I also know Taekwondo. Let's see how long it takes for me to knock you down!'",
9509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Verena'. It reads: 'Help! I can't swim! Please rescue me! Pull me out of the water!'",
9510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'The gas takes a while to accumulate, but once it's finished, I can produce very tender farting noises with my butt cheeks to release it.'",
9511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'A boozer contest? Err... I'll take a range check on that.'",
9512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I want to cut up your skin with my very sharp-edged female fingernails.'",
9513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Alright, you insolent rascal. You will treat me with utmost respect or you will have a real problem! I don't tolerate your behavior, and if you step out of line one more time I will make sure you're eliminated permanently!'",
9514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'Don't damage my plateau boots or I'll kick you very painfully!'",
9515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophie'. It reads: 'I love block heels! They're super comfortable!'",
9516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Almuth'. It reads: 'My wonderfully soft Reebok sneakers will slide along your hands again and again, and your blood will squirt everywhere.'",
9517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alice'. It reads: 'You said you wanted to STIMULATE MY VULVA??? Shut up right now or I'll report you to the principal!'",
9518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I was told that you were going around my back, telling others that I allegedly don't own a house. That's gonna cost you, rascal.'",
9519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Head'. It reads: 'You failed your hockey lessons! Seriously, I've never seen a performance as bad as yours! You should be ashamed, and never touch a hockey stick ever again.'",
9520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miss Schrack'. It reads: 'Now that my black lady pumps scratched your legs to the bone and are squirting blood with every step I take, you're free to go to your lesson.'",
9521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dr. Ramov'. It reads: 'What the hell are YOU doing here? Go back to your classroom! NOW! And I don't care that you're bleeding like a slaughtered pig, because I got my doctor's degree by taking the short bus to school!'",
9522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je ne peux pas souffrir que de toute l'ecole, mais je ne se soucient pas ici dans mes classes mes regles.'",
9523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'I know why you can't concentrate. You must be thinking about my soft butt cheeks and the beautiful farting noises I can produce with them!'",
9524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'If my boyfriend slaps me on the butt, I usually come right away.'",
9525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'wat katnis wus det'",
9526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'I have a lot of money, because I got a scholarship and don't have to pay for attending the university.'",
9527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'If you want to pass through my room, you need to allow me to practice my martial arts on you. I will kick you repeatedly with my fleecy block-heeled combat boots.'",
9528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalia'. It reads: 'Once I tried to kill my naughty son by repeatedly whacking him over the head with my wedge sandals. Didn't work. Then I tried to at least break his shins by kicking him again and again. Didn't work either.'",
9529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'My red sneakers are very important to me! I must have them back!'",
9530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Just wait. Once my stiletto heels hit your legs, I will scratch your skin absolutely mercilessly and you will beg for mercy while bleeding to death.'",
9531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Now you made me really angry! I will split your damn skull with my high heels. I will whack you again and again, as many times as necessary in fact, until you finally die.'",
9532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tanja'. It reads: 'Do you want to embrace me?'",
9533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tanja'. It reads: 'Fighting with you in the arena was a lot of fun. I'm amazed you actually managed to avoid the taekwondo arts of my soft girl sneakers, and I very much enjoyed it when you caressed my footwear, too.'",
9534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'You're just a retard.'",
9535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'I must absolutely try out my plateau boots on you! Please, present me your shins! I'd love to kick you with my sweet girl boots!'",
9536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'The only combat move that my black calf-leather sandals know is the shin kick of love, but they will keep using it and cause a wonderful air current noise every time, err, I meant a sensation of nagging pain of course!'",
9537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Manuela'. It reads: 'I refuse to talk to you. And don't ever ask me stupid things again, like how many pairs of combat boots I have!'",
9538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Driving Impulse'. It reads: 'Ohh, so I caught you playing NetHack on the public PC! I didn't expect you, of all people, to do that, actually. Now I have to eliminate you from the computer room, sadly.'",
9539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Desert Dwarf'. It reads: 'No, I did not notice that one of my pupils got both his legs slit full length by a girl in black combat boots. And things that I don't see, don't exist. So you can just stop bothering me. But I am a very good teacher.'",
9540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You sat on the mat car, which is strictly prohibited. And then you did it again even though I admonished you. Now you write the sentence 'I may not sit down on the mat car' 80 times until tomorrow, and I don't care at all that it's your birthday today because I'm the biggest asshole teacher of this school and fucking proud of it.'",
9541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dickmouth'. It reads: 'Caught you playing games during my lesson! So... you're playing a game where a bunch of letters and a @ sign are walking around in a house or whatever that's supposed to be? Anyway, I'll confiscate your playing device now.'",
9542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Raini'. It reads: 'You were using the wrong font, so you get a punishment: Until next lesson you will do 5 pages worth of exercises in the math book.'",
9543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Raini'. It reads: 'What, you knocked down another pupil and then kicked him in the ear while he was down? You'll get detention for that!'",
9544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: ''Quickly the be silent kert is coming!' Yes, trying to cheat me, huh? I swear, this is some top-grade bullshit you're pulling here.'",
9545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iris flax'. It reads: 'My high heels are made of pure silver and can scrape off the skin from your bones in a matter of seconds.'",
9546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Schrumpel'. It reads: 'You dared scribbling something on the desk with a pencil that can easily be erased? Well, not with me, my friend. I give you detention even though that's actually way too harsh a punishment for such a laughable offense.'",
9547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marika'. It reads: 'I will stomp your nuts flat.'",
9548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marleen'. It reads: 'What, you're complaining that I'm supposed to kick you with softer shoes? But my combat boots have very soft block heels! Do you really want to tell me you don't find them soft enough?'",
9549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Non-Pretty Melanie'. It reads: 'I am pretty! And my Reebok sneakers look incredibly soft!'",
9550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Heeled Topmodel'. It reads: 'Ever since I developed the eating disorder called 'veganism', I refuse to wear high heels because all of my pairs are made of organic material. Now I can only wear shoes made of cotton or synthetic material, even though that's really stupid.'",
9551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'I bought yet another brand-new pair of sneakers! They look incredibly cute!'",
9552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'My old velcro sneakers are no good anymore. All too often the evil boys from my class peed into them because they are evil.'",
9553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'I love my winter boots. They're comfortable and I can also perform my karate moves with them.'",
9554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'My female blue-green sneakers look like they absolutely want to kick male persons in the nuts!'",
9555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'I got told that when aiming for the opponent's nuts, you can also use your knee. But I prefer using my feet.'",
9556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'So the only reason you wanted to undress me is because you wanted to caress my sexy butt cheeks? Is that it?'",
9557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I wear hugging boots! Hahaha!'",
9558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'My covert operations are top secret.'",
9559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Sorry, but the information you're requesting is classified.'",
9560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Yes, I can kick you with my hiking boots if that's what you really want.'",
9561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Yes, sure, keep shooting at me. With every bullet you fire you're just bringing yourself closer to defeat!'",
9562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Apart from this player the battlefield is suspciously quiet today. Player, are you waiting for me to end you?'",
9563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'All is lost, player. You should surrender - for the good of your sanity!'",
9564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'Yes, I clicked open all the drawers and tore up all the zippers of your backpack while you were on your way home. After all, I had to verify that you have everything with you that you need for school.'",
9565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julia'. It reads: 'Oh, you request that I repeatedly whack you over the head with my very high-heeled combat boots? Wow, I thought you'd never ask! Very well. You will feel wonderful pain when the block heel slams onto your skull again and again.'",
9566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Being scratched by my cone-heeled combat boots is fun, because they can put such beautiful pretty lovely scratching wounds on your legs and it will certainly feel fleecy-soft!'",
9567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Tek bir gercek dindir ve Tuerkiye cumhurbaskani, onu buetuen duenyaya yayacak bilge bir adamdir! Allah bueyuek!'",
9568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'I'll gun down one of the girls and put a note down next to her corpse to warn all others so they know better than to mess with me.'",
9569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julia'. It reads: 'Oh, no idea, I often don't understand what's wrong with my boyfriend... sometimes I really wish he'd just dump me and get another girl, but then again, no girl should ever have to go through my suffering...'",
9570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'Now my combat boot heels will really scratch you to death! You challenged me for the last time!'",
9571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'This is my declaration of love. You are now entitled to inhale the wonderful smell that emanates from my green socks, a privilege that I normally don't give to anyone except my boyfriend.'",
9572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You're testing my patience, player. Remove your fat ass from my sights!'",
9573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Player, if you do not remove your ass from this area, I will remove you permanently.'",
9574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Hi there! Watch out, don't walk into my minefields!'",
9575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'My girlfriend can do magic. I want to be able to do it too, but somehow it doesn't work... oh well, I'll try it out on you! 'IMPERIO!' Did it work?'",
9576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'I stole your sword. You seriously were such a twit and didn't watch out, so the sword is mine now.'",
9577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Susanne'. It reads: 'Ooh, malachite! How pretty!'",
9578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You miserable hussy! You stinking bitch without a tongue! If I get you into my fingers I'll finish you off!'",
9579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Meltem'. It reads: 'You know what? If you promise to spend a romantic night with me today, I'll lend you 500 zorkmids.'",
9580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'The little black dress that you're looking at is meant for my girlfriend, not you. I would advise you to not think about stealing it if you know what's good for you...'",
9581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You fight like a little girl, unlike me! I fight like a true warrior of the old school!'",
9582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'Oh, what are you doing here? Maybe you want to buy something? How about a golden amulet for only 1000 zorkmids? Or if you don't have much money, I can also offer you a whetstone for only 20 zorkmids!'",
9583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Gimme your money. This a raid.'",
9584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yvonne'. It reads: 'My boyfriend is not here today, so I want to have sex with you instead. Come on, I need my daily orgasm.'",
9585 "Christina Aguilera's perfume is beguiling, and you have trouble concentrating!",
9586 "You deeply inhale Elena's feminine scent.",
9587 "Anita's odor cloud made of concentrated perfume infiltrates your nose!",
9588 "Vanessa attacks you with a fragrance cloud!",
9589 "Sonja is close enough that you can smell her perfume... but it's way too concentrated, and inhaling the aroma makes you dizzy!",
9590 "The lovely scent of femininity floods your nostrils... until you realize that it's getting ever stronger, and you are having trouble when breathing!",
9591 "Hilda's perfume is so scentful that she reminds you of what your aunt smells like when she comes for a visit on Christmas! Ugh! (Bonus points if you actually have an aunt named Hilda.)",
9592 "You are glad you're not playing Quake 3 Arena because you suck at it anyway you fucking noob",
9593 "You hear a voice taunt you: 'Make an error, due due due! Make one error!'",
9594 "The item rusted away completely!",
9595 "You are standing next to a superthing from level 55!",
9596 "For some reason, you have to take a shit right now.",
9597 "For some reason, your asian butt cheeks have to take a shit right now.",
9598 "You feel that you have to take a shit, and so you do.",
9599 "Suddenly, you produce beautiful farting noises with your sexy butt.",
9600 "Elif suddenly kicks your hand with her very soft, female sneakers, and draws blood!",
9601 "Elif suddenly uses her very sharp-edged female fingernails and cuts your unprotected skin!",
9602 "Elif suddenly strokes you gently with her very soft, fleecy hands!",
9603 "Oh no! You were standing still for too long, and are horribly scarred by a bunch of female painted asian toenails. Your sexy high heels are also damaged.",
9604 "The nails cut you fatally and you die.",
9605 "You gotta keep dancing...",
9606 "You missed the beat! Continue dancing or suffer!",
9607 "Your loud voice aggravates the denizens of the dungeon.",
9608 "The air in the anoxic pit does not contain oxygen! You can't breathe!",
9609 "You feel that one really should call the anoxic pit by its proper name, because 'hypoxic pit' sounds rather lame by comparison.",
9610 "You feel that the elder priest in dnethack is a filthy cheater. Thank all the gods you're not obligated to fight him in this variant!",
9611 "You feel that Kneelhack's percentage-based resistances are difficult to play with because they can still fail relatively often.",
9612 "You feel that the gelatinous cubes and beholders in Burphack are way more evil than anything SLEX has to throw at you.",
9613 "Donald Trump and Theresa Flauschebueschel May would make a beautiful couple.",
9614 "You feel that Rodney's Tower's color scheme is hard to read and uses the most glaring, eye-straining colors that exist.",
9615 "You feel that Eyehack Cthulhu is way overpowered, and the fact that wand zaps miss 9 out of 10 times is also incredibly annoying.",
9616 "You certainly never want to have your unskilled weapons trashed on purpose, because seriously, the early game is hard enough as it is already!",
9617 "You will have problems with the irrationally high chance of lightning blowing up your wands and rings, and especially the fact that blue dragon breath ignores reflection in Matichack.",
9618 "You agree with AmyBSOD that Satanchop would do well to include a rcfile that you can copy over easily. But instead there's a keybindings menu that takes a while to navigate.",
9619 "While you can see why TSX nerfed Elbereth, SLEX's Elbereth nerf might be better, nerfing it to a point where it doesn't automatically win you the game but without making healers absolutely impossible to play in the early game.",
9620 "In K-Measurer, losing alignment points means you can just suicide as well because there's very few ways to actually improve your alignment record.",
9621 "In Rodney's Tower, you'll always have to race to any potions or scrolls on the ground because the next monster is going to waste them if you don't.",
9622 "Russiack can be boring beyond belief, as it haphazardly reverts things that Amy changed (including reverting her bugfixes) and removing all the things that made the new roles and races unique.",
9623 "Russiack may be unbalanced, being all just about getting the most overpowered artifacts as quickly as you can and then you've won already (yaaaaaaawn).",
9624 "There's a universe where the best features are being removed, the stupidest ones remain and new, even more stupid features are added.",
9625 "nothing went anymore",
9627 "Jeanetta uses her cute little boots to scrape a bit of skin off your shins!",
9628 "You long for more!",
9629 "You long for the permission to pull down the soft pants that cover Elena's sexy butt.",
9630 "You absolutely have to move your nose towards Katharina's sexy butt cheeks so she can fart you right in the face.",
9631 "Oh no! Some evil bastard bashed your tender, vulnerable butt cheeks!",
9632 "Your tender butt cheeks are stimulated by a caressing touch... and you start producing tender farting noises.",
9633 "You love the nasty traps that have been set up by Arabella.",
9634 "You love this game and its interface screw traps. Especially the yellow spell one. :-)",
9635 "Just a hint: Arabella put a checkerboard trap on this level. Don't trigger it!",
9636 "There is a clockwise spin trap somewhere one level down from your position. You really don't want to step into that!",
9637 "The next monster that is spawned will have a quasar trap underneath it. Just thought you could use a warning so you'll search for it instead of blindly running into it!",
9639 "Daedidedaedaepooooooouch!",
9641 "The dungeon no longer seems feminine.",
9642 "Your shins are no longer super sensitive to being kicked by women.",
9643 "The dungeon is less green now.",
9644 "You come back to your senses and realize that stepping into a heap of shit is, well, shit.",
9645 "You no longer have super tender butt cheeks, or a super tender body for that matter.",
9646 "At last, your voice is normal again, although you're also considerably less sexy than you used to be.",
9647 "You survived the wrath of the women, and feel safe from them now.",
9648 "The female dungeon inhabitants decide to make their butts Geneva-compliant again.",
9649 "Your lust for pretty women fades. Aww...",
9650 "You no longer need to constantly go to the toilet, and also your physique seems normal now.",
9651 "The lovely ghostly girl named Elif disappears, telling you that she enjoyed the time she spent with you.",
9652 "Somehow, you're still alive. Your legs are now safe from any imaginary winter stilettos.",
9653 "After dancing for a long time, you are exhausted. And thus, at last you may rest again. But your sexiness and all the other benefits fade.",
9654 "Jeanetta is done collecting your skin shreds. Better don't visit her trophy hall unless you got a strong stomach.",
9655 "There are no more toilets being built specifically for you.",
9656 "Your butt is no longer as sexy as before, and will no longer fart unless you tell it to do so.",
9657 "You no longer seem feminine.",
9658 "Your shins look like they really enjoy pain! Do you want me to phone Arabella so she can come and kick you repeatedly with her Asian girl boots? Maybe then you will come too! :-)",
9659 "The dungeon is red now.",
9660 "The dungeon becomes multicolored.",
9661 "The dungeon now displays everything in black and white.",
9662 "The dungeon displays... err, I mean, IS displayed, in black and white.",
9663 "The messages don't make sense.",
9664 "The messages make a lot of sense.",
9665 "The Amy is bored, and therefore keeps typing silly messages for you to read.",
9668 "Something does not tune.",
9669 "What is the matter?",
9670 "What is now already again loosely?",
9672 "Fire in the ass hole!",
9673 "I will kick you in the god damn ass!",
9674 "When we realized you might actually make it here, we decided to draw straws to see who should stay behind to let you through. Unfortunately we didn't actually *have* straws, so we drew other things at our disposal. Obviously, I had the short one.",
9675 "You feel that you absolutely have to step into the next heap of dog shit you find because your inner voices command you to do so.",
9676 "You feel that you want to step into a heap of shit with profiled shoes, because it's fun to clean them again.",
9677 "Your butt cheeks become super tender.",
9678 "Your body becomes super tender, and you lose 10 points of constitution and 5 points of strength.",
9679 "You are less sexy than you used to be and lost 10 points of charisma.",
9680 "You read yet another stupid message, and the effect of this particular one is like being sucked by a mind flayer's tentacles. As a result, you lost 3 points of intelligence.",
9681 "The image of the weeping angel appears in your mind! You lose Wisdom!",
9682 "The weeping angel is zapping wand of digging!",
9683 "The weeping angel is zapping wand of digging! Deutsches Sprach schweres Sprach!",
9684 "You survived the wrath of the women... until now. But the warrior princess with her super-tender stiletto heels was just spawned on the level and will absolutely bludgeon you and scratch up and down your legs until you bleed to death.",
9685 "You are permanently interlocked with the weeping angel!",
9686 "WARNING: you have been contaminated by the image of the weeping angel! Read a scroll of remove curse or pray on a coaligned altar within 5000 turns, or you automatically die!",
9687 "The female dungeon inhabitants decide to make their butts produce large amounts of weaponized fart gas.",
9688 "Your lust for pretty women reaches a new high!",
9689 "Your lust for pretty women reaches a new high! Where are some pretty femmy lesbians that you might hit on?",
9690 "You developed diarrhea. You must use a toilet once every 1000 turns, or die of a stomach rupture.",
9691 "Your legs will never be safe from the feminine winter stilettos.",
9692 "No matter how exhausted you are, you may never rest again.",
9693 "Your sexiness fades... wait, were you ever sexy to begin with?",
9694 "Your consciousness fades... that's what playing this NetHack variant will do to you. (Don't you love AmyBSOD? :D)",
9695 "There is a trophy hall where all the skin shreds that were scraped off your shins by female high-heeled shoes are kept as exhibitions!",
9696 "Do you like high heels?",
9697 "Would you like it to get your legs scratched up and down by a pair of female high heels?",
9698 "Did you ever wonder why there are only female high heels, and no male ones?",
9699 "In the equality world, all women have to wear high heels at all times, and all men are forced to wear flats.",
9700 "On dungeon level 20, a toilet has been built specifically for you! If you sit on it while satiated, you will acquire intrinsic slow digestion!",
9701 "Your butt signals that it wants to fart in a very feminine way!",
9703 "Now you check it.",
9706 "Due to your movement restriction, you cannot quicktravel!",
9707 "Due to AmyBSOD being evil, you cannot quicktravel!",
9708 "Arabella decided to deactivate quicktravel for you. Have fun walking everywhere manually!",
9709 "You do realize that roguelikes with 'auto-explore' commands might just as well have a button that plays the entire game for you, right? How lazy can one get?",
9710 "You feel that being kicked in the nuts by a lovely girl is a joyful experience for a guy, because it gives the tender female girl a chance of testing his pain threshold.",
9711 "Such a lovely, fleecy girl!",
9712 "The little girl swings herself around you!",
9713 "The lovely girl places her boots fully into your antinode bulge.",
9714 "You see here a difficult angular sign.",
9715 "Gliiiiiiiiiieaun uey!",
9716 "You're sensitive to light.",
9717 "Your ether disease gets worse.",
9718 "Your head becomes extra thick.",
9719 "Clouds of rain follow you.",
9721 "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!",
9722 "Do you feel that the game lags?",
9723 "Do you feel that the server lags?",
9724 "Is the server being laggy for you too?",
9725 "Do you want to commit sudoku or hari kari?",
9726 "Flicker strips are a lot of fun.",
9727 "Vote now for more fleecy-colored traps in SLEX!",
9728 "If Amy didn't budge on the transvestite role, and some may say it was considerably controversial, you can't really see her budging on much of anything. And that's a good thing, because otherwise SLEX would deteriorate into yet another boring casual game.",
9729 "Are you annoyed by certain features in this beautiful game? You can tell Amy about it, but don't expect her to actually change the things in question. She will only do so if she personally feels they ought to be changed.",
9730 "Polling users to find out what they want to have removed from the game? Uhh, no. That won't happen in SLASH'EM Extended, due to Amy's policy of not removing things.",
9731 "Being a social justice warrior and trying to get Amy to remove parts of the game that you dislike will not work. She's the Iron Lady of SLASH'EM Extended, and has never gave in to such requests in the past. So better don't expect her to do so now!",
9732 "Do you hate the interface screw traps of this game? Chances are that the answer is yes, and you're free to have that opinion of course. Unfortunately for you, they are a part of the game though and will not get removed no matter what. Accept their existence and enjoy the game. :-)",
9733 "You miss the evencore!",
9734 "Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! (Don't you also think the announcer must be crazy?)",
9735 "The top status line is getting tired of having to display all these messages and will shut down in 50 turns!",
9736 "If you want to prevent that your blood flows, you have to let it coagulate!",
9737 "You are enveloped by a dark ball of light. Dark. Light. A light that is dark. Yes, that absolutely makes sense. :P",
9738 "There's some things incapable of understanding!",
9739 "Air currents pull you into a shaft!",
9740 "Stupid gaping holes!",
9741 "You trip over a strange fountain!",
9742 "You trip over a strange throne!",
9743 "Suddenly, you realize that you forgot to think about Maud.",
9744 "Suddenly, you realize that you forgot to think about Maud. You also forgot that you were suffering from amnesia.",
9745 "You don't feel like yourself.",
9746 "You feel like you just turned into Amy!",
9747 "Pondering why you are running around in a dungeon looking for an amulet was just too much to comprehend.",
9748 "Poison washes over you!",
9749 "A feeling of benevolence washes over you, but you don't actually feel better!",
9750 "Suddenly your surroundings change.",
9751 "You hear squeaking noises. (At least it's not air current noises instead.)",
9752 "It's back to square one for you!",
9753 "Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids.",
9754 "'Ha ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha! You are so doomed'",
9755 "You are startled by a sudden sound.",
9756 "You are greatly startled by a sudden sound.",
9757 "You are completely startled by a sudden sound.",
9758 "You feel nauseated.",
9759 "Suddenly your tummy aches terribly!",
9760 "Now, the dungeon will be more feminine for a while!",
9761 "Your shins can expect to get kicked repeatedly by all the girls and women now!",
9762 "Green is the new favorite color, it seems!",
9763 "Suddenly, you feel that you're going to step into a heap of shit.",
9764 "Your butt cheeks suddenly feel very tender, and in fact, a similar thing is happening to your entire body!",
9765 "You suddenly have a very grating, aggravating voice, and you start to emit a beguiling odor! In fact, you're super sexy and sweet now!",
9766 "All the female denizens of the dungeon will show you their true power, and it will happen very soon!",
9767 "You feel that the girls and women are getting ready to use their sexy butts as weapons.",
9768 "You long for beautiful sexy women with tender butt cheeks and lovely high heels.",
9769 "You feel that you'll want to use the toilet more often. Also, somehow your physique seems weaker now...",
9770 "You feel that you angered the womanhood. If you now hit a woman, you will be hit with retribution!",
9771 "You just know that your legs are going to be ripped open by very sharp-edged combat boot heels.",
9772 "If you ever stand still for too long, a bunch of bloodthirsty female painted toenails is going to hurt your beautiful skin, so make sure you keep moving!",
9773 "Lots of shreds of skin will be scraped off your shins, and the girls will enjoy it.",
9774 "You feel that people are building toilets for you to use.",
9775 "Your sexy butt signals that it wants to produce beautiful farting noises!",
9776 "Your nuts can expect to get kicked repeatedly by all the girls and women now!",
9777 "Suddenly, you feel that you're going to step into a heap of shit. You quickly change into a pair of profiled shoes to ensure it'll be more fun.",
9778 "You want to have your ass resoled!",
9779 "A dim glow surrounds you...",
9780 "The floor around you vibrates in a strange way.",
9781 "CLICK! High tension! Fight for your life!!!",
9782 "CLICK! Monsters! So many monsters! Good luck surviving the seething horde!",
9783 "CLICK! All you can make out is a strong predominant color... and an endless amount of monsters.",
9784 "CLICK! The entire area is filled with monsters! And they have one thing in common: they want to make your life miserable!",
9785 "Your kitten triggers a trap and dies!",
9786 "Your domestic dragon triggers a trap and dies!",
9787 "You lead your saddled warhorse into a trap and it dies.",
9788 "You sense the death of a companion.",
9789 "You sense the death of a pure, innocent being.",
9790 "Nadja is really angry about the fact that you tried to hit her, and uses a pair of buckled shoes to scratch up and down your legs, ripping a lot of skin to shreds.",
9791 "Nadja notices that you're bleeding, which seems to make her even more angry as she continues slitting your legs full length with the metal buckle!",
9792 "You are severely hurt, but Nadja just doesn't want to stop punishing you with her very female buckled shoes. She continues destroying your unprotected skin and announces that if you hit her one more time, she will kill you.",
9793 "Please press the sweet, candy-like button!",
9794 "The beguiling stench emanating from your pink sneakers fills the area...",
9796 "You've forgotten who you are, but you are back.",
9797 "Flauusch! *bundlebundlebundle* Gogo junethack team Dislexiapater! TROPHY GET! (at least back then the tournament was still a thing and didn't suck as much as it did later on)",
9798 "*bundlebundlebundle*",
9799 "Play SLEX! *bundlebundlebundle*",
9801 "*bundlebundlebundlebundlebundlebundlebundle bundle*",
9802 "Such a long bundle!",
9804 "Somehow the information is fucked up and won't display.",
9805 "You can't use that direction!",
9806 "You can't use the same direction twice in a row!",
9807 "A sinister force prevents you from quicktraveling!",
9808 "A sinister force prevents you from quicktraveling! Could this be the work of Arabella?",
9809 "You do not have a weapon light!",
9810 "You crash into a set of iron bars! Ouch!",
9811 "You crash into a wall! Ouch!",
9812 "You crash into a wall! (Are you blind or retarded? If you are neither, you shouldn't be so stupid and run into a clearly visible wall!)",
9813 "There is a tree in the way, and I feel like telling you that!",
9814 "The bird claws sensitive parts of your body!",
9815 "Demogorgon deeply stings you for being such a spoiled princess.",
9816 "The demimondaine angrily cuts up your unprotected princess skin.",
9817 "The demimondaine pulls down your pants and starts to gently massage your nuts.",
9818 "The demimondaine pulls down your pants and starts to gently massage your nuts, but then she suddenly rams her sexy knee into them!",
9819 "Pokedex communication failure. Damn.",
9821 "There is no trap on this level.",
9822 "There is no trap on this level. Really.",
9823 "Your clumsy hands accidentally rip the scroll of genocide to pieces.",
9824 "Whoops, the potion of amnesia breaks as you try to pick it up. You forgot whether that will cause you to inhale its vapors...",
9825 "As you pick up the wand of wishing, energy drains from it!",
9826 "Urgh, your yellow sneakers hate getting wet!",
9827 "Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!",
9828 "You cannot remove your suit to take off that up-down cloak.",
9829 "You faint from the terrible sounds.",
9830 "Your stomach fills.",
9831 "AmyBSOD has such a wonderful roommate!",
9832 "The Amy her roommate or roommaid is very wing-tufted and sometimes even has a special bundle!",
9833 "Eek! You can't stand farting gas!",
9834 "Bad luck! You die.",
9835 "Vrooooom, your ski heels speed up thanks to walking on snow!",
9836 "Jana suddenly appears and pees on you, and you melt instantly.",
9837 "In K-Measurer, monsters get a turn upon entering a new dungeon level, which can lead to your unavoidable death if it's minotaurs and mastodons. That makes the game less boring.",
9838 "The watchmen have weird names like 'Schtulman' sometimes. SLEX shopkeepers can have such names too.",
9839 "There's a very evil patch idea where erosion can nuke your cloak of magic resistance. Granted, here in SLEX that can happen, but at least I made it so that erosionproofing an armor piece is not such an unholy pain in the butt!",
9840 "Satanchops only have one early-game trophy. K-Measurer then tried to make a mines end trophy that didn't work correctly at first but it got fixed and works now.",
9841 "In K-Measurer, you actually cannot push boulders while hallucinating, which can make Sokoban much more annoying. But on the bright side, you can cheat without repercussions.",
9842 "You have mail from user 'AmyBSOD'. It reads: 'Currently I'm playing Screwhack.'",
9843 "If you decide to play K-Measurer, well, if you lose alignment record, you might as well commit sudoku or hari kari because you can't get alignment from killing monsters and will thus be unable to do the quest. But not all hope is lost: every role has some obscure way to gain alignment.",
9844 "You might die in screwhack because it's so that zapping a monster with tele does no longer work on a no-teleport level. SLASH'EM Extended implemented the wand destruction patches as a joke mode, by the way.",
9845 "The samurai in K-Measurer is much weaker, due to having lower skill caps. You'll probably want to use the new shield skill.",
9846 "When I (Amy) told my roommate about my death back in 2017, she said that the game shall forever be cursed.",
9847 "There is a wand balance patch that Amy also calls wand destruction patch. She doesn't like it all that much.",
9848 "SLEX evilvariant mode is apparently inspired by SATAN, and those who implemented it are his vrock and balrog minions. Except that Amy is actually the vile witch who did the implementation.",
9849 "Konnichi wa Erotic Thai Bitch, welcome to Rodney's Tower! You are a lawful female human Samurai. The game will crash whenever you fumble around with your bag of holding because the save system is teh crash0r.",
9850 "In Rodney's Tower, meleeing zombies or just standing next to them will zombify you without any specific message. Apparently they can passively spread airborne contagions or something.",
9851 "If a mordor orc reads stinking cloud in Rodney's Tower's Minetown, the watch captain will become hostile to YOU, and kill you.",
9852 "Satanic worlds make it so that entering a new dungeon level gives turns for all the monsters on it, which should not be the case and can be deadly depending on what the monsters are.",
9853 "Matichack inexplicably allows demon lords and princes to wake up spontaneously, and only God knows why. At least there's no guaranteed Demogorgon lair though!",
9854 "The save file is corrupted... The gamestate or save file is internally inconsistent. However, the game can be recovered from a backup, and then the game may crash again in exactly the same place.",
9855 "You hear a joshu pronouncing the formula on a scroll of genocide! Wiped out all samurai. Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI?",
9856 "It may be that letting monsters use all items in the game is a stupid idea! What if a monster randomly reads genocide and wipes you out?",
9857 "In FIQhack you can name your character 'Erotic Thai Bitch', because a bug that would cause crashes with too long player names got fixed a while ago. You should play FIQhack and give long names to your characters, maybe I'll add them as scroll labels :)",
9858 "The RNG decides to send in reinforcements to punish people who kill innocent monsters.",
9859 "Did you know that the elder priest in dnethack is an absolute MOTHER FUCKER? For a mandatory fight, that monster certainly feels way too strong.",
9860 "Did you know that the elder priest is an absolute MOTHER FUCKER? Holy HELL is that thing's attack unbalanced or what. And I feel there is zero defense against it.",
9861 "Did you know that the elder priest is an absolute MOTHER FUCKER? As if the asshole tentacle attack isn't bad enough, it has a flag that gives it ZERO SPELLCASTING COOLDOWN TIME. He'll constantly cast annoying spells and it's very hard to take him out.",
9862 "Did you know that the elder priest is an absolute MOTHER FUCKER? I want to have that priest's tentacle removed in a most painful way because he fucking killed me.",
9863 "Careful in terrahack. You will make it to the sanctum and basically step on everything along the way, except for Dagon (who has a really nasty item-destroying attack), but the real showstopper comes when you try to claim the amulet and find out the monster holding it has a 'fook you player, game over, all your equipment, stats and everything are suddenly meaningless, you die thank you come again' attack. Avoid that attack by using ranged attacks. By the way, it exists in SLEX too and is even more dangerous here!",
9864 "Did you know that dnethack is the best variant? It has high heels!!!",
9865 "Did you know that there are high heels in dnethack too? Shame Chris didn't add a possibility to use the stiletto heels to sever the asshole elder priest's asshole tentacles and stomp them to a bloody pulp.",
9866 "Wanna know what it means when the elder priest tentacles to tentacle you? It means that you just pushed AmyBSOD's berserk button. RAAAAAAAAAAAH! RAGE!",
9867 "Cannot find thread.vbx.",
9868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bea'. It reads: 'Yes, I trampled your girlfriend to death with my black combat boots. It was especially fun to repeatedly stomp her defenseless body using my fleecy block heels.'",
9869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'My leather peep-toes are very gentle-soft and beautifully display my sweet feet with their painted toenails!'",
9870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I will infect the sluts with syphilis using Bandarchor, which is a new cryptovirus from India. When that Jane slut finally realizes what is going on, her entire PC will already be encrypted. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!'",
9871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'You think my boring dancing shoes and dark blue socks look cute?'",
9872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'The combination of orange mocassins with red socks makes my feet look very innocent.'",
9873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'The rules said that if I win the game against you, I may repeatedly kick your shins with my dark blue hugging boots. But our match ended in a draw, and therefore I simply decide that I will kick you anyway. Hold still and receive your well-earned punishment.'",
9874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dr. Delilah'. It reads: 'I heard you were molesting little girls in the bus, groping their buttocks. And I decided to punish you for that by displaying you on the public pillory for three hours each day, and all the girls that you molested will be able to kick you in the nuts whenever they want to.'",
9875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'You cannot walk in high heels, right? Do you want to be a model or not?'",
9876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'Yesterday I ran all the way from school to my home in Rhine Refuge (10 kilometers), now I'm ready to run a half marathon!'",
9877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max the Badass'. It reads: 'Male girls won't win anyway!'",
9878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anton'. It reads: 'You cock, you're gonna be stupid and run into a wall!'",
9879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Verena'. It reads: 'I will gladly duel you. My weapon of choice is a pair of stiletto sandals with which I'm going to whack you over the head repeatedly.'",
9880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Hmm. Amazing. You're actually not as stupid as you look.'",
9881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'University is not like school. You really have to work hard and constantly learn for the exams. If you start learning one day before the exam, you will fail hard.'",
9882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Verena'. It reads: 'Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to step on your hand with my stiletto heel. Does it hurt? Shall I massage your fingers a bit?'",
9883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Frongnir will hopefully cure you of your craze by stealing all your money repeatedly.'",
9884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Sorry, I just had to knee you in the nuts repeatedly while you slept. I just couldn't resist!'",
9885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Well, you've got quite the scratches on your legs.'",
9886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Wo bu hui bangzhu de ren xihuan ni, yinwei ni shi cong cuowu de guojia.'",
9887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Huh, since when does Arabella own a mansion?'",
9888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Chaska'. It reads: 'No I cannot tell you who can teach French to you. Go away and don't disturb me no more!'",
9889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si vous ne pouvez pas parler francais, vous n'etes pas vraiment ici! Vous devez connaitre la langue, si vous voulez continuer a prendre part!'",
9890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My bite can give you a lot of power by transforming you into a creature of the eternal darkness. Yes, I am a vampire, and I want to make you into one as well.'",
9891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Sorry, but my sharp fingernails absolutely want to paint on your skin by opening bloody wounds.'",
9892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I'm not a fan of sandals. Usually I always wear sneakers.'",
9893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Simone'. It reads: 'So you tried to open and take off my shoes without me noticing? Well, as long as you don't do it again, I will forgive you.'",
9894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'If your hand tries to fool around with my red block-heeled sandals, I will place my sweaty feet on top of it and crush your fingers.'",
9895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'I'll talk to you sexily while squeezing your unprotected fingers in my sandals using my sweaty feet.'",
9896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruth'. It reads: 'My tight sneakers cause my feet and socks to become really sweaty. If I take them off, you might fall over unconscious. Want me to do it?'",
9897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julia'. It reads: 'What? Urea is supposedly the stuff that our pee is made out of? Eep!'",
9898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Danielle'. It reads: 'Your hands stand no chance against my dark green lady shoes. And I don't feel bad about making you bleed either. After all, you could just have kept your hands off my feet!'",
9899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Josefine'. It reads: 'It's really fun scratching your legs with my velcro sneakers' lashes while you're smelling my bare feet!'",
9900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Enjoy inhaling the fragrance of my worn socks.'",
9901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Yes, I wear socks to my stiletto heels. I also like to use my worn socks as a weapon, since I discovered that the smell can make my opponents feel uncomfortable.'",
9902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'My orange mocassins emit a beguiling odor that is so strong, it can make you fall over unconscious!'",
9903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm an erotic asian bitch!'",
9904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mailie'. It reads: 'My pink girl sneakers emit a very powerful pink smell that can clear out entire buildings and cause armies of well-trained men to fall over unconscious.'",
9905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Heike'. It reads: 'I impregnated my hugging boots with hydrofluoric acid. Whenever I kick you, it will cause very painful burns that take a long time to heal.'",
9906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'What, you're telling me to take off my socks since they supposedly stink so much? Okay, but I will then bind them to your nose so you can continue inhaling their smell.'",
9907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You... found my red socks? And you... kept them with you until now? God, I really hope you didn't do... things with them... anyway, give them back to me now!'",
9908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Petra'. It reads: 'I know kickboxing.'",
9909 "You hear distant waves.",
9910 "You hear distant surf.",
9911 "You hear the distant sea.",
9912 "You hear the call of the ocean.",
9913 "You hear waves against the shore.",
9914 "You hear flowing water.",
9915 "You hear the sighing of waves.",
9916 "You hear quarrelling gulls.",
9917 "You hear the song of the deep.",
9918 "You hear rumbling in the deeps.",
9919 "You hear the singing of Eidothea.",
9920 "You hear the laughter of the protean nymphs.",
9921 "You hear rushing tides.",
9922 "You hear the elusive sea change.",
9923 "You hear the silence of the sea.",
9924 "You hear the passage of the albatross.",
9925 "You hear dancing raindrops.",
9926 "You hear coins rolling on the seabed.",
9927 "You hear treasure galleons crumbling in the depths.",
9928 "You hear waves lapping against a hull.",
9929 "You hear the laughter of the nymph that just stole your artifact and teleported off the level.",
9930 "You hear the laughter of AmyBSOD who watches your game and constantly giggles while you struggle futilely against stiff odds.",
9931 "You experience a sync conflict.",
9932 "You realize that Amy forgot to merge a critical change and therefore the game is now unwinnable.",
9933 "The last monster you killed was absolutely vital for your ascension - you would have had to talk to it while holding the amulet. But now that it's dead, your game is unwinnable.",
9934 "The weresexyleatherpump summons a pair of sexy leather pumps!",
9935 "You start swooning over AmyBSOD's sweaty feet.",
9936 "The wereblockheeledcombatboot kicks you in the ass, which feels very fleecy-soft.",
9937 "The werehuggingboot places her treaded soles on your unprotected feet, causing wonderfully soothing pain.",
9938 "You hear 'bundlebundlebundle!!'",
9939 "You hear 'cuddlecuddlecuddle!!'",
9940 "You hear 'fleecelfleecelfleecel!!'",
9941 "WEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEO",
9942 "You are being chased by the kops.",
9943 "The Book of the Dead burns up!",
9944 "You let a woodchuck die on the oracle level, which causes the portal on the Plane of Fire to not exist so you can never win the game. And 2000 turns after you enter the Plane of Fire, an archonstorm will happen.",
9945 "You hear a dramatic sound that tells of imminent danger!",
9946 "You hear an innocuous tune that seems to decrease in pitch...",
9947 "You hear a terrible melody, and realize that there is no escape!",
9948 "You hear a wavy, repeating sound!",
9949 "You hear a deep metallic tune.",
9950 "You hear a standard combat jingle, except in the end it somehow sounds nonstandard...",
9951 "You hear a frantic melody that quickly rises and falls in pitch!",
9952 "You hear an extremely high-pitch jingle and instantly know that something completely abnormal must have happened!",
9953 "Your intrinsics change.",
9954 "Your intrinsics have been deactivated. All of them.",
9955 "You permanently lost all your intrinsics and have to get them back the hard way!",
9956 "You feel monsters setting up portals.",
9957 "You feel unable to change form! Now your doppelganger lost polymorph control! HA HA HA! Will you be a megan00b and ragequit over that, or are you going to do the sensible thing and equip a ring of polymorph control?",
9958 "You feel very hungry.",
9959 "You feel very hungry. Maybe you should visit a McDonalds.",
9960 "You feel very hungry. I've heard there's a Burger King just around the corner.",
9961 "You feel very hungry. Let me get you a Doenerteller Versace!",
9962 "You feel very hungry. What you need is some food down ya throat, I'd suggest shawarma today!",
9963 "You feel very hungry. You need BDSM. Which stands for Burger King, Doenerteller Versace, Shawarma and McDonalds.",
9964 "You feel like a rabble-rouser.",
9965 "You feel like a rabble-rouser. Now you acquired intrinsic conflict, which means that you burn nutrition like mad and shopkeepers will shoot you on sight with their blunderbuss.",
9966 "You feel constipated.",
9967 "You feel very forgetful!",
9968 "You acquire intrinsic map amnesia!",
9969 "Woohoo! Woohoo! WoohooWoohooWoohoo WoohooWoohooWoohooWoohooWoohoo!",
9970 "Suddenly you're exposed to the contamination.",
9971 "You start sinking in the shifting sand. This will quickly kill you, better try to get out ASAP.",
9972 "You are struggling against the shifting sand, but you're almost completely submerged now. Pull yourself out immediately or you'll end up in a sandy grave.",
9973 "You are caught in a sandstorm, and the sand gets in your eye!",
9974 "You are caught in a snowstorm!",
9975 "Continued exposure to the Styx River will cause contamination.",
9976 "The wagon burns you!",
9977 "Swimming in moorland causes continuous damage.",
9978 "Sparkling rain washes over you.",
9979 "Sparkling rain washes over you. Your bag of holding turns into a sack! Your shield of disintegration resistance turns into a small shield!",
9980 "Ulch - your divine body is tainted by that filthy yellow liquid!",
9981 "The yellow liquid actually feels comfortable on your skin.",
9982 "The yellow liquid tickles your skin.",
9983 "The yellow liquid severely corrodes your unprotected skin!",
9984 "The stalactite pierces you!",
9985 "Walking on paved floor makes lots of noise.",
9986 "Since you're not proficient at walking in high heels, you sprain your leg very painfully and crash into the floor.",
9987 "Since you're not proficient at walking in high heels, you sprain your leg very painfully and crash into the floor. You stupid woman, why don't you wear flats if you're incapable of moving around in heels?",
9988 "The Grim Reaper is waiting to take you away.",
9989 "The RNG decides to curse-weld an item to you.",
9990 "e - the heavily cursed blinking cloak named Disbelieving Powerlord (being worn).",
9991 "Your body suddenly becomes all stiff!",
9992 "Body of you was stiff like a stone.",
9993 "The yerles conbat plane throws a frag grenade.",
9994 "The yerles conbat plane curses that entity for 'fixing' the 'spelling error'.",
9995 "The curased coffin mutters a curse. Your blessed greased rustproof +7 Excalibur glows with a black aura.",
9996 "The curased coffin mutters a curse. The entity's blessed greased rustproof +7 Excalibur glows with a black aura as a punishment for 'fixing' the 'spelling error'.",
9997 "The dungeon is getting more chaotic!",
9998 "The pentagram fades away completely.",
9999 "Climbing the table does not work while you're burdened.",
10000 "Jana pulls you into the urine lake!",
10001 "The racquet pulls you into the moorland!",
10002 "The cube pulls you into the shifting sand!",
10003 "The erinys pulls you into the styx river!",
10004 "The adverse conditions in the moorland hurt your health!",
10005 "You are pulled below the surface and suffocate.",
10006 "You're exposed to the styx river, and your contamination greatly increases.",
10007 "The nurse poisons the well!",
10008 "The zombie cures the mind flayer corpse of deadness!",
10009 "Whoops, you forgot that the well contains lethe water.",
10010 "You also forgot whether lethe water can cause amnesia.",
10011 "Suddenly the well becomes poisoned...",
10012 "You draw water from a well. An euryale crawls out of the well! The euryale gazes you. Body of you was stiff like a stone.",
10013 "It seems you drank too much coffee and therefore cannot sleep.",
10014 "You can't seem to fall asleep.",
10016 "You fly into the crystal water and drown.",
10017 "You hear a flaming sound.",
10018 "The ash floor melts and turns into lava.",
10019 "The ash floor melts and turns into lava. You fall into the lava! You burn to a crisp...",
10020 "You hear a burning sound.",
10021 "The farmland burns up!",
10022 "The farmland burns up! And your farm was on it!",
10023 "The farmland burns up! (At least buying the farm should be less expensive now.)",
10024 "The grass burns up!",
10025 "The snow melts away.",
10026 "The wagon bursts into flames!",
10027 "The light ray completely destroys the burning wagon.",
10028 "As the psybeam hits the burning wagon, it mysteriously transforms into a rain cloud!",
10029 "Remember, if you get a stream of obj_is_local error messages, SAVE THE GAME RIGHT AWAY. Don't continue playing if that bug strikes.",
10030 "This is a fake message. You can recognize real error messages since they have 'Program in disorder - please tell Amy about it' appended after them.",
10031 "You enter a nasty central!",
10032 "You forgot to bring your light source and can't see anything in this room.",
10033 "You got tons of trouble, baby!",
10034 "You see people with long pointy sticks who want to impale you!",
10035 "Your body warps strangely and you cease to exist... Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n) _",
10036 "As you enter the heavily guarded army base, bullets start flying in your direction! TAKE COVER!",
10037 "You were fated to die here. DIE!",
10038 "You feel that you will meet your fate here.",
10039 "You disturbed some old wizened fool that lives here, and now you have to kill that stupid git!",
10040 "You disturbed some old wizened fool that lives here, and now he will kick your butt, you stupid git!",
10041 "You realize that the game has turned into DoomRL! Quick, ready your kalashnikov and BFG!",
10042 "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids.",
10043 "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids. Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n) _",
10044 "The game suddenly turned into the evil variant. The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! Your cloak of magic resistance disintegrates!",
10045 "You smell rotting flesh.",
10046 "You hear shuffling noises.",
10047 "You hear a loud moan.",
10048 "You feel that you're near death!",
10049 "You don't have much longer to live...",
10050 "You hear a zombie shout 'BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!'",
10051 "You smell trouble.",
10052 "You feel that something's gonna happen.",
10053 "You feel that nothing is gonna happen.",
10054 "You sense several evil presences.",
10055 "You have to count to three, and if you fail, you can forget about your game!",
10056 "You are way in over your head!",
10057 "You hear metallic clashes.",
10058 "You are listening to someone practicing their sword skill.",
10059 "You hear a trumpet, followed by attack orders.",
10060 "You are ambushed by shadowy figures with gleaming swords!",
10061 "You should impale yourself on your weapon while you still can...",
10062 "You smell brimstone.",
10063 "You hear the bubbling of lava.",
10064 "You chime in on a pack of demons performing a satanic ritual.",
10065 "You feel that Mehrunes Dagon will open the Great Gate of Oblivion soon!",
10066 "You realize that the hellspawn invasion has already begun...",
10067 "You hear a female voice shouting angrily.",
10068 "You listen to a long, squeaking sound.",
10069 "You can hear the clacking noises of high heels walking on a hard floor.",
10070 "You fear that some stupid woman is gonna slap you silly!",
10071 "You can't resist thinking of a pair of brown leather boots with black block heels, and start wanking off to the thought.",
10072 "You feel a slight breeze.",
10073 "You hear crickets chirping.",
10074 "You can hear the cattle bellowing.",
10075 "You hear someone sing 'Old Mac Donald had a farm...'",
10076 "You can't help it but feel that something that looks normal is terribly amiss.",
10077 "You are chilled by cold air.",
10078 "You shiver for a moment.",
10079 "You feel that someone forgot to close the door to the freezer.",
10080 "You fear that you're gonna develop a lung inflammation.",
10081 "You hear someone calling you to the iceblock shooting.",
10082 "You are struck by a sense of emptiness.",
10083 "You sense a black hole in the fabric of reality.",
10084 "You feel that a special challenge awaits you.",
10085 "You hear Galadriel whispering 'It is very likely that you die on your journey, but you must go anyway...'",
10086 "You realize that the atmosphere does not contain oxygen! If you stay around you'll suffocate!",
10087 "You have a sense of familiarity.",
10088 "You feel relaxed.",
10089 "You hear a storeclerk making a transaction.",
10090 "You feel like returning to your burned home... wait, is there really a reason for doing so?",
10091 "You hope that you don't have to master the fleeing mine...",
10092 "You hear a loud siren.",
10093 "You can hear a police officer requesting reinforcement.",
10094 "You hear the whipping sound of a rubber hose.",
10095 "You realize that your cop wanted level is 6, and the forces of law are coming to bust you!",
10096 "You are chased by a speeding police car!",
10097 "You feel that you're in a hopeless situation.",
10098 "You are left hanging in suspense.",
10099 "You feel that the future is dark, and it gets even darker.",
10100 "You realize that the challenge of your life awaits you.",
10101 "You get the feeling that a true champion is going to challenge you soon.",
10102 "You will not be able to defeat Whitney's Miltank, because the fleecy Whitney will mop the floor with you wimp!",
10103 "You are not going to get past Pryce, since his ice pokemon can crash the game at will.",
10104 "You have to fight Lance and his Dragonite, but with your uselessly weak pokemon you don't stand a chance.",
10105 "You loser will never beat Gary, whose Meganium always uses 'Contro' and defeats each of your pokemon in one hit, hahaha!",
10106 "You sense the shuffling of random numbers.",
10107 "You hear the dungeon master testing a set of dice.",
10108 "You feel that this particular floor is especially random.",
10109 "You just know that the monsters on this level have the most evil and unbalanced attacks possible.",
10110 "You test your d20 several times, only to realize in shock that it always rolls 1!",
10111 "You hear a grating, annoying snore.",
10112 "You smell dragonbreath in the air.",
10113 "You hear a 'Klieau!' sound.",
10114 "You are hit by the 1st tailspike! You are hit by the 2nd tailspike! Warning: HP low! You are hit by the 3rd tailspike! You die. Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (n) _",
10115 "You want to do wizard farming like in the old days, since it's more profitable than pudding farming.",
10116 "You hear a sound reminiscent of a frog.",
10117 "You feel that the gate to Hell has to be closed from the other side.",
10118 "You realize that the aliens have built a base here.",
10119 "You hear a deep voice chanting the name 'Jason'...",
10120 "You hear someone shout 'Neau!'",
10121 "You felt like you heard a faint noise, but can't make out what it is.",
10122 "You hear a loud yawn.",
10123 "You get the impression that the current atmosphere is quiet... too quiet.",
10124 "You listen to a soothing melody and a chant that sounds like 'Sleep-bundle-wing!'",
10125 "You suddenly fall asleep. (Hopefully no monster decides to feast on your exposed flesh before you wake up.)",
10126 "You inhale the scent of seawater.",
10127 "You listen to fishes splashing water around.",
10128 "You listen to the sound of gentle waves.",
10129 "You hear a 'splash splash' noise!",
10130 "You hear someone announce 'The entrance to Diver's Paradise is free today! Come on over and enjoy the most beautiful terrain in this dungeon - water!'",
10131 "You can hear animal sounds.",
10132 "You hear the sound of a caged animal knocking at the lattice.",
10133 "You hear the roar of hungry zoo animals.",
10134 "You hear a hissing sound, and it's right behind you!",
10135 "You look behind you and see a three-headed monkey!",
10136 "You feel that the air is hot around here.",
10137 "You feel a lack of humidity.",
10138 "You hear the roaring of a tornado.",
10139 "You seem to sink into the floor!",
10140 "You encounter a sweet asian girl, but as you move to greet her, she suddenly thrusts you into quicksand! You die. Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (n) _",
10141 "You hear uncommon noises.",
10142 "You can feel the earth shaking.",
10143 "You sense a supernatural presence.",
10144 "You know that you'll see something not meant for mortal eyes.",
10145 "You hear Pale Night tempting you to remove her veil and look at what's underneath...",
10146 "You feel that you must free someone who's being held captive.",
10147 "You hear someone calling for you.",
10148 "You must free the prisoner unless you want him to be executed.",
10149 "You were too slow and now the prisoner is dead. You failure!",
10150 "You really have to hurry - if you don't free the prisoner in 10 turns, he will be killed!",
10151 "You realize that your Geiger counter has started ticking like mad.",
10152 "You smell the stench of contamination in the air.",
10153 "You listen to scientists talking about their experiments.",
10154 "You feel the presence of the ether generator!",
10155 "You can overhear the president saying 'That was the last straw! I'll bomb that fucking country now! I just need to get the code and press the big red button!'",
10156 "You sense the presence of beings from another universe.",
10157 "You hear the elder priest fiercely lashing his tentacles around.",
10158 "You feel an earthquake-like trembling, probably caused by a migmatite horror...",
10159 "You hear Morgoth muttering a chant.",
10160 "You hear the scream of Lina Inverse's high-pitched voice.",
10161 "You receive a stamped scroll from the mail demon! It reads: 'Muahahahaha, I kidnapped Princess Peach again. Sincerely, Bowser.'",
10162 "You start eating the hill giant corpse. Ulch - that meat was tainted! You die from your illness. Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? [ynq] (n) _",
10163 "Farmland cannot be dug out.",
10164 "The mountain is too hard to dig into.",
10165 "The grave wall needs to be dug by moving into it.",
10166 "You crash into a farmland! Ouch!",
10167 "You crash into a farmland and die. In fact, you just bought the farm. Do you want your possessions identified?",
10168 "You cannot cross the farmland! Nature preservation and all that.",
10169 "While levitating, you cannot enter the tunnel.",
10170 "There was a monster hidden underneath the wall!",
10171 "You dig out the grave wall. You hit the NETHACK.EXE caused a General Protection Fault at address 000D:001D. Choose 'Close'. NETHACK will close.",
10172 "Haha, you probably wish you could do that.",
10173 "Well, I'm sure you'd love to see the overview, but no. Sorry.",
10174 "Things open up on the flipside!",
10175 "The portal radiates strange energy, and monsters appear from nowhere!",
10176 "You hear a horrific scream!",
10177 "You hear a horrific scream! Your mind reels from the noise!",
10178 "You have a severe coughing fit and an intense desire to vomit!",
10179 "You are consumed by your contamination!",
10180 "The contamination consumes you completely...",
10181 "Your contamination increases.",
10182 "Your body itches comfortably.",
10183 "The itching on your body increases.",
10184 "You seem to be developing ulcers.",
10185 "You feel like your digestive tract started to digest itself.",
10186 "You feel that your body is consuming itself from within.",
10187 "You feel terminally ill. Something tells you that you only have three days to live.",
10188 "You are now afflicted with fatal contamination. Seek medical attention immediately.",
10189 "You lose alignment points!",
10190 "You are struck by several ether thorns.",
10193 "Insufficient memory for action",
10194 "pure virtual function call",
10196 "You feel mediocre.",
10197 "You feel not all that good.",
10198 "You feel that this is all nonsense.",
10201 "Everything seems to glow for a second.",
10203 "Shit, you're becoming blind!",
10204 "You feel very forgetful.",
10205 "You forgot whether you have amnesia.",
10207 "You are frozen, and a mumak and a leocrotta approach.",
10208 "You sense objects.",
10209 "You sense traps.",
10210 "You sense monsters.",
10211 "You sense water tiles.",
10212 "You sense a lack of staircases on this level.",
10213 "You sense a lack of staircases on this level. How are you going to get out?",
10214 "The world goes dark.",
10215 "The world goes dark. Is this an unexpected eclipse?",
10216 "You feel less experienced.",
10217 "It is hard to read in the dark.",
10218 "Your armor glows purple and turns into a cursed -10 ring mail.",
10219 "You hear a distant scream.",
10220 "You hear a strange warbling noise.",
10221 "Your hair stands on end for a moment.",
10222 "Your hair stands on end, and suddenly a lightning bolt hits you!",
10223 "You aren't wielding anything.",
10224 "You aren't wielding anything anymore because your weapon just evaporated.",
10225 "You can't go down now.",
10226 "The key doesn't fit.",
10227 "You don't see anything.",
10228 "The sphere crumbles into dust!",
10230 "You must use a tinderbox to light things.",
10231 "Some magic force prevents you!",
10232 "Some magic force prevents you from existing!",
10235 "You underrated loser!",
10236 "Call it: You are wearing that!",
10237 "Your hands stop glowing blue.",
10238 "Your hands stop being attached to the rest of your body.",
10239 "Your hands stop being attached to the rest of your body. Have fun with closed doors!",
10240 "Your feet fall off. Now you can't use the kick command anymore.",
10241 "Your feet fall off. Now you can't use the kick command anymore, but what's worse, you also cannot walk around without them...",
10242 "You cut your way out!",
10243 "Your ISP cuts you out of the game and you find yourself back at the dgamelaunch screen!",
10244 "Your shield shatters.",
10245 "You are dying from slow poison.",
10246 "It it J. Random Hacker Goodbye player...",
10247 "You made the top ten list!",
10248 "If you die now, you'll be #1 on the top ten list!",
10249 "If you die now, you'll be #1 on the top ten list! But if you die later, your score will be reduced, nyah-nyah :)",
10250 "You hit the gray growth. You feel deathly sick. You claw the gray growth. You feel even worse.",
10251 "The drolem claws you! You can't move! The drolem claws you! You can't move! The drolem breathes --More-- You have died. Do you still insist that the kurwa role is easy?",
10252 "Number Points Name percent2u",
10253 "aeiou an a percentd too big The the Panic:",
10254 "You've been poisoned!",
10255 "Your burning flask explodes!",
10256 "You have to fill the liquid in the piston.",
10257 "A yellow flash blinds you!",
10258 "You hear a funny popping noise.",
10259 "You hear a funny popping noise. Apparently it was your cherry.",
10260 "You hear a funny popping noise, or is that a farting noise? Tee-hee-hee!",
10261 "You are impaled by a falling stalactoid!",
10262 "The quivering blob quivers!",
10263 "You get turned to stone!",
10264 "You feel really drugged out now.",
10265 "The grunthack zombie's moans have paralyzed you!",
10266 "The grunthack zombie's moans have paralyzed you! The zombie bites you! You feel deathly sick. The zombie bites you! You feel much worse. The zombie--More--",
10267 "The grabber has grabbed you!",
10268 "The grabber has grabbed you, and is threatening to steal your virginity!",
10269 "The grabber has grabbed you, and is threatening to steal your virginity! If he does, then he will become a virgin again while you're turned into a loli nymphet!",
10270 "The satyr plays its flute and puts you to sleep.",
10271 "The satyr plays its flute and puts you to sleep, then starts to do... nasty things to your helpless body.",
10272 "The satyr plays its flute and puts you to sleep, then starts to use his penis to take your virginity.",
10273 "The rope golem has entangled you!",
10276 "It moved! You are losing!",
10277 "You hear a click.",
10278 "You hear a clack.",
10279 "You hear a click-clack sound.",
10280 "You hear a click-clack sound. Oh crap! It's a time bomb, and it's gonna blow! RUN!!!",
10281 "The door WAS locked.",
10282 "The door WAS locked. But now it no longer is, and the 200 trolls that were waiting behind it are pouring out.",
10283 "The truck ghost touches you! The truck ghost touches you! The truck ghost touches--More-- Warning: HP low!",
10284 "The ugod butts you! The ugod bites you! The ugod butts you! Kurwa, your life force is running out.",
10285 "The klieau manticore spits a tail spikes! You are hit by a barrage of 6 tail spikes! Camperstriker, all your powers will be lost...",
10286 "fuck this monster",
10288 "This room smells funny.",
10289 "This room smells funny. No wonder - it's a ranch, and all the cows and other farm animals also have to take a shit periodically!",
10290 "This room is painted in strange colors.",
10291 "This room is painted in fleecy colors.",
10292 "There's something evil here...",
10293 "There's something evil here... and as you look around, you see 5 truck ghosts and 10 ugods approaching.",
10294 "You finish eating the derp corpse. You are now afflicted with fatal contamination.",
10295 "You feel unusually happy.",
10296 "You feel usually happy.",
10297 "You feel usually happy, but right now you're suffering from a stroke of acute depression.",
10298 "You feel rather sad now.",
10299 "You feel rather sad now. This message means that your highest-level pet has just died out of the blue.",
10300 "Your tame truck ghost turns on you! The truck ghost touches you! Necromancer is about to die.",
10301 "You are drenched by several gallons of water.",
10302 "You are drenched by several gallons of water and drown. Do you want your possessions identified?",
10303 "You are drenched by several gallons of oil and spontaneously combust.",
10304 "You are drenched by several gallons of urine and melt away due to the acidity.",
10305 "An arrow shot you!",
10306 "An arrow shot you with its bow!",
10307 "You duck an arrow! But it turns around like a boomerang and hits you anyway!",
10308 "A dart whizzes by you and vanishes!",
10309 "One of your pieces of equipment suddenly whizzes by you and vanishes!",
10310 "A boulder hits you on the head.",
10311 "A boulder hits you on the head. You feel stupid! You lose Intelligence",
10312 "A boulder bounces off your armor!",
10313 "A boulder bounces off your armor, which is destroyed in the process, but focus on the good news: at least you didn't get squashed!",
10314 "You hear a loud grinding noise.",
10315 "You hear a distant noise sliding wall",
10316 "You are engulfed in a huge explosion.",
10317 "You are engulfed in a huge explosion and reduced to ludicrous gibs.",
10318 "You hear a plink.",
10319 "You hear a plink. Damn, they could really repair the tap of that kitchen sink one day...",
10320 "What direction? Cancelled.",
10321 "The wand of fire glows, then fades. The bolt of fire hits you! Your cloak of magic resistance is burnt to ashes!",
10322 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you, and subjects you to the one message that no player ever wants to read: 'Your brain is cored like an apple!' Your last thought fades away. Do you want your possessions identified?",
10323 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you, and steals stickage from other monsters!",
10324 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! Your blessed greased fireproof +5 tie-dye shirt of Shambhala is ripped to shreds!",
10325 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! Your blessed greased +3 silver dragon scale mail is destroyed!",
10326 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! Your speed boots vanish!",
10327 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel little mouths sucking on your skin.",
10328 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel little mouths sucking on your skin. (Eek, where are they coming from? You want to choke them to death by ramming a long, pointy stiletto heel into them.)",
10329 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel the tentacles bore into your skull!",
10330 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel the tentacles drill through your unprotected flesh and into your soul!",
10331 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel the tentacles drill through your unprotected flesh and into your soul and bla bla bla YOU DIE, GAME OVER, THANK YOU COME AGAIN.",
10332 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel the tentacles drill through your unprotected flesh and into your soul and bla bla bla YOU HAVE PLAYED ENOUGH FOR TODAY, SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT TIME IN THE EVIL VARIANT WITH ITS GROSSLY UNBALANCED ASSHOLE ELDER PRIEST AND HIS ASSHOLE TENTACLES",
10333 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel violated and very fragile. Your soul seems a thin and tattered thing.",
10334 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel violated and very fragile, but very ANGRY above all, so you reach for your most sharp-edged high heel combat boots and SEVER that ASSHOLE tentacle and FUCKING crush it to a FUCKING BLOODY PULP, then tell the ASSHOLE elder priest that his FILTHY WHORE of a mother sucks the cock of SATAN!",
10335 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel a bit fragile, but strangely whole.",
10336 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel a bit fragile, but strangely whole. Good thing too, because now you're 'a bit agitated', which is to say REAL ANGRY, and empty 200 rounds of ammo of your heavy machine gun into that asshole's whatever-passes-for-a-brain, then hack up his dead body with a knife until all that's left of him are thin strips of mincemeat.",
10337 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel the tentacles spear into your unprotected body!",
10338 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel weak and helpless in the tentacles' grip!",
10339 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! You feel weak and helpless in the tentacles' grip! But thankfully you have a secret weapon up your sleeve: a pair of steel-capped sandals. Furious like you never were before, you smash the asshole tentacles so hard that they are severed. And while the asshole elder priest is roaring in pain, you quickly whack him over the head with your massive heel. Like a maniac, you use the metallic high heel to hit his damn skull again and again and eventually manage to split it in two.",
10340 "The corridor glows briefly.",
10341 "The room is lit.",
10342 "The room was lit, but someone pushed the button and now it's unlit.",
10343 "You are not in a shop.",
10344 "You are not in a shop. You also don't know why that is considered relevant information.",
10345 "You have no money.",
10346 "You have no money. Gotta live on social welfare assistance for all eternity.",
10347 "You have no money, and nobody is gonna give you any, you filthy beggar scum!",
10348 "ruby silver ivory",
10351 "Type space to continue",
10352 "memory allocation problem.",
10353 "This version of SLASH'EM Extended is pirated. Report any software piracy to: 1-888-Amy-is-a-filthy-harlot",
10354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yvonne'. It reads: 'I want to absolutely stomp your balls with my dark blue sneakers.'",
10355 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alida'. It reads: 'My winter boots are so adorable.'",
10356 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marleen'. It reads: 'Well hello there! Would you want to receive some pain from me? :-)'",
10357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Checkmate!'",
10358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'I want to do a survey in order to find out which boy has the sexiest butt.'",
10359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Bah, I only got a Mercedes. I want a real car, one that's good enough for a lady like me!'",
10360 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why do I feel so empty?'",
10361 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'What was that? If you want to sneak up on someone, you should not put on socks that can be smelled from half a kilometer away!'",
10362 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'No, I refuse to shoot my friend Mohmar. I don't care what you say, I cannot be persuaded.'",
10363 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sunali'. It reads: 'Oh no, the robbers scored a goal!'",
10364 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'GOALGOALGOALGOALGOALGOALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!'",
10365 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'Keep the ball out of our half now for once! If this continues, it's only a matter of time until the opposing team scores a goal!'",
10366 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'I'll still score a goal against you today, yes, trust me I will!'",
10367 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'You full refuge!'",
10368 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'You old asshole, I'm coming to get you.'",
10369 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'I'm not done with you yet.'",
10370 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'You're dead! DEAD!'",
10371 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'What kind of assholes I'm up against here?'",
10372 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'You're going down.'",
10373 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Accursed sow package!'",
10374 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Now I'll run amok and gun down everyone with my MP5!'",
10375 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Don't you dare calling me 'Asshole Arne' ever again!'",
10376 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Don't try to talk yourself out of it! I know you were serious when you called me 'Asshole Arne'!'",
10377 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Change your behavior right now! F-u-l-l r-e-f-u-g-e!'",
10378 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Neener-neener.'",
10379 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Gotta remove the disturbed object.'",
10380 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Another mucky type who thinks he has to announce something to me!'",
10381 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'I'm serious, don't get too close to me or there won't be any guarantees!'",
10382 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'I'm the King here! And I'll gun down everyone who doesn't respect me!'",
10383 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Last warning! Come out of your hiding place, asshole, or I'll make you fixed and finished!'",
10384 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Oh, I think there's someone there in the back!'",
10385 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Are you in my team?'",
10386 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Don't shoot me for now, wait until I drew my gun!'",
10387 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Sed tote particulare we must finish el comte playername.'",
10388 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Hey! Why is the game running so fast now?'",
10389 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'You're funny looking!'",
10390 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Does everyone look as funny as you around here?'",
10391 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Hey, my team is the ultimate dreamteam, so come and join me!'",
10392 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'If you knew that I'm the supreme master at this game...'",
10393 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'On salue, pomme de terre inconnue!'",
10394 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Guter Tachometer!'",
10395 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I'll open fire at you now. Maybe I'll hit.'",
10396 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta-TA-ta!'",
10397 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Pschoeoeoeu! Tschieauwick! Peng!'",
10398 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Aqueles mostram ichs!'",
10399 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Hey, I think I can see you! Can you tell me whether you can see me too?'",
10400 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Ah I see you! You're one of my teammates, right? I'll help you fight your opponents!'",
10401 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Oh, you're here again! I thought you were in some completely different place just a couple turns ago?'",
10402 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'How do you manage to reach that dungeon level so quickly?'",
10403 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Where did you get your weapon? I want one of those too!'",
10404 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Taigi, dabar mes tiesiog saudyti visa laika ant priesas!'",
10405 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Hurtig, stop ved! Jeg kan ikke lade nogen abschiesst dig!'",
10406 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'U hoeft niet langs me.'",
10407 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Issa ser nuri li inti l-ahjar tal-patata hija!'",
10408 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Atann ou a bat!'",
10409 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Konishiwa!'",
10410 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Fo... Krah Diin! Did I get you with my dragon shout? You should be slower now!'",
10411 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Yes, yes, I know that you have to use the mouse to aim in a first person shooter!'",
10412 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What was the attack button again?'",
10413 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Wait! I gotta reload my gun! Don't shoot me until I'm done!'",
10414 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Don't shoot me until I bandaged my wounds!'",
10415 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What am I supposed to do when my gun is out of ammo?'",
10416 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What the hell is a 'hotkey' supposed to be? I have no idea!'",
10417 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What's so special about hotkeys? Does my keyboard even have any of those?'",
10418 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Mon dieu, sacre coeur!'",
10419 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Goed, bist een oude bedrieger, bist warschijnlijk de greetste bedrieger dat ik in mijn leven zag!'",
10420 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Ainsi de moi guerres aucun centesimo!'",
10421 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Well I'm playing badly on purpose, so the poor opponents think they stand a chance. I don't want them to become depressed.'",
10422 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I'll play badly for another 30 seconds. If you can kill me until then, more power to you. Otherwise I will end you.'",
10423 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Okay, so I did get hit after all. But I'll still win this fight.'",
10424 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Eh, como eso e, err wait a moment, why are you shooting me?'",
10425 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Err, my gun isn't shooting anymore! What? I'm out of ammo? Ah, I see! But what is the button I need to press for reloading?'",
10426 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Oh tidak, saya telah diambil!'",
10427 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Mitae on tehnyt minulle? Koska milloin, koska tavoitteena?'",
10428 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Saya akan menangkap Anda lagi!'",
10429 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Normalisht nuk i ploteson ne te gjitha, por kjo kohe tashme!'",
10430 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Mara moja juu ya kusikia hivyo!'",
10431 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Oh no, I think I'm losing.'",
10432 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I seem to be wounded, but I can keep bleeding!'",
10433 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What, you need to bandage your wounds in this game? What button does that?'",
10434 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'err, hotkey for bandaging my wounds? Where is that supposed to be? Is it on the moon?'",
10435 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Sum scalum dei succumbens.'",
10436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Don't fire your gun non-stop, you're only wasting your ammo!'",
10437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Que imaginan, se disturban?'",
10438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What, why am I losing HP all the time? Only 44 HP left! Oh no, and now it's only 43! What is going on here?'",
10439 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Why am I so slow all of a sudden, and why can't I jump anymore?'",
10440 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What? I set spacebar to jump, why isn't it working anymore?'",
10441 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Jeg vet ikke hva jeg gjoeer naa!'",
10442 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Sada situacija nav noverots pirms!'",
10443 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'mano automobilis sugedo?'",
10444 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Mis olen kaotamas kuidagi? Kuidas konservitooside oma?'",
10445 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Ddigon! Mae'n ymerodraethau nawr!'",
10446 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'You know, I only pretend to be really bad at the game.'",
10447 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Am I going to be promoted to team leader rank?'",
10448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Il nemico e stato venduto.'",
10449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Os ichs da mostra de.'",
10450 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'The master taught you a lesson.'",
10451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Don't be sad about the fact that I'm the master, not you!'",
10452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'You should train, then you might get as good as me at this game one day.'",
10453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'The great Egas defeated you today.'",
10454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'To parousiazei ichs.'",
10455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'To einai opheilomeno.'",
10456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Arrivederci! Ha, ha, ha!'",
10457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Bow before the great Egas, hahaha!'",
10458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Van moi oorlogen geen cent!'",
10459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Don't take it personal, but you're very bad at this game.'",
10460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'We think that you don't know how to play this game.'",
10461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Did you see? I can aim, no problem!'",
10462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Everything is going alright, I don't know what you're bickering about all the time?'",
10463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Stop pretending that I was really bad at the game!'",
10464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I'll play worse than usual for a couple minutes so the opponents also have a chance.'",
10465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'The game is way too easy! No opponent can even dent me!'",
10466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Stellen Sie sicher, dass auch Kriege von ihnen ueber den Haufen wirft!'",
10467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Proc nemuze nepritel, protoze dokonce i vodnik? Endeavoring coz je asi ne?'",
10468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Grand przyznaje.'",
10469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Deblocarea de mare e pe gaz!'",
10470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Via con voi!'",
10471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Poso graegora to kanei!'",
10472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Agora estou remate porque iso pode nada.'",
10473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Taim ag bhfad nios fearr a thabhairt duit...'",
10474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Waiting politics!'",
10475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Maybe more ammo for my gun will be created over time if I just wait for a while.'",
10476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I'll win anyway, no matter which weapon I'm using, but there's something else I want to find out.'",
10477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Dominus Patris, Signum Vitiosum haec esse...'",
10478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'A puskat en fogom mindig felel meg az ellenfelet, mert en vagyok a kapitanya, amelynek celja!'",
10479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'My abilities are considerable.'",
10480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I'm a master who fell from the heavens.'",
10481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Ever since I defeated Micky, I'm the grand master.'",
10482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Not even you would have defeated Micky back then.'",
10483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Not even you can live up to my might.'",
10484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'I didn't know that this place is called the Dungeons of Doom!'",
10485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'My hit point bar shows the value 100... is that a lot?'",
10486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'A minha arma e semper verdade, porque agora eu sei como usa-los.'",
10487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Samo vem, kako je ta igra gre desno!'",
10488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Budem vyhrajte!'",
10489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Min pistol att skjuta alla motstaendare under hoegar.'",
10490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Gravity killed me.'",
10491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Let's abolish the law of gravity!'",
10492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What? Why did you type 'kill' there?'",
10493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What are you writing in the weird console all the time?'",
10494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Huh? That was the suicide button? What's that supposed to be good for? It's useless! All it can do is maybe confuse the opponent!'",
10495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'That was probably the grasp in the toilet.'",
10496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Err, why does the button between Alt and Ctrl seem to boot me out of the game? Now I need to struggle to get it back!'",
10497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Why is my game gone when I press Ctrl, Alt and Delete at the same time?'",
10498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Quin va ser que, degut a que una vegada mes? El joc es configura de manera estupida!'",
10499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: '?Por que es entonces que el suicidio boton E? Como ya he salido con demasiada frecuencia!'",
10500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Cac khang khong co co hoi!'",
10501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Nun zu Mach ich Sie jedoch voll und ganz fertig! Sie koennen die Erfahrung!'",
10502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Zum... Haal Viik! Err, wait a moment, that didn't work at all? It disarmed me instead of you!'",
10503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Nowadays it is hard to find a doctor who would make house calls... but Doctor Maex still does, hahaha!'",
10504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Breathe easy, for I am Doctor Maex!'",
10505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Don't worry, I'll only attack you. Our little war will play out uninterrupted and your delicate sensibilities will not be taxed.'",
10506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Have a taste of my old medicine, hehehe!'",
10507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'The first sample is free, hahahahaha!'",
10508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'With every breath you take you'll get closer to defeat!'",
10509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Are you ready for another chemistry lesson?'",
10510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'You have so many items, and they're all useless!'",
10511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Argh, I am defeated. Where's that cyanide capsule?'",
10512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'You violated the Geneva Convention!'",
10513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'So you think my weapons weren't effective.'",
10514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'I'll gas you with prussic acid.'",
10515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'In the United States there are mass abortion camps, wihle in Germany there's only gas chambers.'",
10516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'You can tell that my poisonous gas is working - as soon as your flesh falls from the bones, hahaha!'",
10517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Prepare to tell your three-eyed grandchildren of your defeat today!'",
10518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'You'll come for the toxin, but you'll stay - because you're dead! Hahaha!'",
10519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Yeah, that's right, sit back and relax. Give my toxins more time to work!'",
10520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'I'll make you glow in the dark.'",
10521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Are you going to attack me or are you afraid of what you might find out I'm capable of?'",
10522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Our poison gas networks will poison you.'",
10523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'I'll tell everyone about your defeat!'",
10524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'You will make mistakes soon, and then the tide will turn.'",
10525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Did I inhale too many of my own toxins? You can't be on your way to ascension!'",
10526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'My toxic trucks will roll again!'",
10527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'errrrrrrrr theres someone coming!'",
10528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'one has always so little ammo and thus no chance'",
10529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'here come much too much!'",
10530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'this game is too fast for me!'",
10531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'this game is not my cup of tea'",
10532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'you play like a madman'",
10533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ill never become good at this game but at least i still have a life outside of the game'",
10534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'o no i was hit!'",
10535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i dont know that the mouse is used for aiming'",
10536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i cant play this game'",
10537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'no, not again...'",
10538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'the weapons in this game are retarded'",
10539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'why do i never have good weapons?'",
10540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'the guns all have too little ammo'",
10541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'what? why are you hostile all of a sudden?'",
10542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'wuaaaaa-a-a-a-aah, there come way too much!'",
10543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey those their team has more types than ours'",
10544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'there tunes which not'",
10545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'they cheated'",
10546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i pressed the wrong button'",
10547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i never have a chance no matter what i do'",
10548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'that is no fun'",
10549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'o no i dont wanna anymore'",
10550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oh i am so bad'",
10551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'eeeerrrr what is that?'",
10552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey if you continue ill quit'",
10553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oh is that a stupid map!'",
10554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'feier in se houl, haehaehae'",
10555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'and off-balled!'",
10556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ha, ha, ha!'",
10557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'bragger! you can do nothing at all'",
10558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'opponent ass-deaf-auger, haehaehae'",
10559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ill bomb you back to the stone age'",
10560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'im not complaining at all, everything is working perfectly'",
10561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'stop shouting around here'",
10562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'you can only cheat'",
10563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'not feeling so fucking full of yourself now huh'",
10564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ra ta ta ta ta'",
10565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'so quickly goes that'",
10566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'now i killed you once and youre complaining already'",
10567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'im tired of you calling me a failure all the time'",
10568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'so you think youre the greatest'",
10569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ratarataratarataratarataratarataratarataratarata'",
10570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'a little even i can hit'",
10571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'haehaehae, your game isnt running that well this time huh'",
10572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i can only camp'",
10573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'call me a camper asshole, i dont care'",
10574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i go again in the asshole-me-is-now-all-no-matter-asshole attitude'",
10575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'bla bla bla, im not listening to you'",
10576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i have 100 hp left, lets see how long they last'",
10577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'im finding no one'",
10578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i never find enemies here'",
10579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'there are not enough monsters on this dungeon level'",
10580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'o no, i am at losing'",
10581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'already again'",
10582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'is this boring'",
10583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'this level is no fun at all'",
10584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'huh? what?'",
10585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'err, what was there?'",
10586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'why am i dead all of a sudden?'",
10587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'eeeeeerrrrrrrr... oh you have to shoot with the mouse?'",
10588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oooohhhhhh wrong button...'",
10589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'err where is the attack button?'",
10590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'nou, nou, nou, so it makes no fun'",
10591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey this gives it not, i have never a chance, no matter what i make'",
10592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey i can play however i want and never win'",
10593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Alert, all teammates, enemy spotted in the Dungeons of Doom!'",
10594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'You're muted permanently now!'",
10595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Your subtle diplomacy won't work on me.'",
10596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'I found a nest of enemies. Teammates, help me smoke them.'",
10597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Our team has to buckle the defense belt more tightly!'",
10598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'I'll tell the boss what you have done.'",
10599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'So you're even proud of your evil deeds, huh?'",
10600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'One day you'll be licking the dust off my feet.'",
10601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'You never learned any manners, huh?'",
10602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Attacking defenseless ladies, huh? I'll teach you to stop that!'",
10603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Another one who would underestimate a woman?'",
10604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'I'll blow away your nuts.'",
10605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Where are you hiding again?'",
10606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'You won't leave this dungeon, not even in a box.'",
10607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'You will not escape this time.'",
10608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'I'll defeat you right now.'",
10609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'I'll defeat all your friends now, too.'",
10610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Nobody likes you!'",
10611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'Go stand in a corner!'",
10612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Come here and fight.'",
10613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Come here right now!'",
10614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Over here! My weapon is waiting for you!'",
10615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'I hope you're playing fair. No cheats, you hear?'",
10616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'If you cheat now, I'll never talk to you again.'",
10617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Come on!'",
10618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Your cowardly choice of weapons will not help you win the game.'",
10619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'What are you afraid of?'",
10620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'I'll spawn-kill you!'",
10621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You think you have the upper hand now, but you're making mistakes soon, and then the tide of this game will turn...'",
10622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Lookie what I found!'",
10623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You're trying to kill time, huh.'",
10624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Oh, a backdoor attack. I didn't realize you were so devious.'",
10625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Put some effort into it.'",
10626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Spawnkilling 0wnz ya!'",
10627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Spawnkilling really does 0wn ya!'",
10628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Don't just stand there after you respawn. Only n00bs forget to start running immediately after respawning!'",
10629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'Now you'll pay for your mistakes.'",
10630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You can't kill what you can't see!'",
10631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'You'll never realize what's going on before it's too late.'",
10632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'My undercover strategies will make short work of you.'",
10633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'My stealth assassins are all around this dungeon level - hidden from view, ready to strike.'",
10634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'll show you old bag who's boss.'",
10635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You show ichs!'",
10636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Flee, you midget.'",
10637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You don't stand a chance.'",
10638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You'll leave this dungeon level in an ambulance.'",
10639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'll break your bones one after the other.'",
10640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Seeing you makes me want to vomit.'",
10641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Bah, you stand no chance. I'll reduce you to dust!'",
10642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'm so fast that I can move at the speed of light!'",
10643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Did you crawl out from under a heap of shit right now?'",
10644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You're annoying!'",
10645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You got a problem?'",
10646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'How do you manage to always look that ugly?'",
10647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'If you get into trouble, I'll certainly not help you.'",
10648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'fuck you shitty stalker!'",
10649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'll flog you!'",
10650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You got problems!'",
10651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'How many problems do you want to have?'",
10652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Dude, your sister looks like a steamroller.'",
10653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Wanna know why prisons exist? To prevent people like you from walking around!'",
10654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'll give your address to the organ donor mafia, and they'll rip out your heart.'",
10655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You have no business here! Get out right now!'",
10656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You won't mess with me again!'",
10657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Now is however silence!'",
10658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'll fix your lack of character with a mallet.'",
10659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'If you open your mouth again, I'll close it with my boot.'",
10660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'That I'll finish you off is not a threat but a promise.'",
10661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You're the most fucked up bastard that's running around here!'",
10662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You're great. Bragging all the time but can't take a hit from anything.'",
10663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'm glad that I'm not you!'",
10664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Ey you want some of me? You stand no chance!'",
10665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'ah just fuck yourself...'",
10666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I have a rifle!'",
10667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Better call the ambulance, you coward.'",
10668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'If I find you, I'll make you end up in the wheelchair!'",
10669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'If I were you I'd be shitting myself!'",
10670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Bah, I'll bash you to nirvana!'",
10671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'I'll ram my knife into your ugly body.'",
10672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You erred into my area again!'",
10673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'No, you won't defeat me now.'",
10674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You and your empty threats.'",
10675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You should be glad someone is noticing you at all.'",
10676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'What did you think? You won't get rid of me that easily.'",
10677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'I'll shoot you to the moon.'",
10678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'Soon you're gonna be licking my boots.'",
10679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'I'll bang you off, you bad small type!'",
10680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You're saying you want to challenge my gang again? Well just you wait!'",
10681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'I'll blow up your corpse with a grenade.'",
10682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You can do nothing but make empty threats.'",
10683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'I wouldn't challenge David if I were you.'",
10684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'Don't think anyone is going to mourn if you die!'",
10685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'From tomorrow at 6 o'clock 10 we'll shoot back!'",
10686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'lol, like you were capable of anything...'",
10687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'This area still belongs to me and my gang!'",
10688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'My gang will eradicate you!'",
10689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'Start praying to your gods! My gang is going to hunt you to the end of time!'",
10690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'You just dug your own grave.'",
10691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'I'll annihilate you personally! What you did will not be unavenged!'",
10692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I'm not easily defeated, unlike the weaklings you're normally fighting.'",
10693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I'm not just anyone.'",
10694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Don't get cocky now.'",
10695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I'm the master of this battle and will defeat you single-handed!'",
10696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Do your best, or this game will be very short!'",
10697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Death Strikes!'",
10698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I activated my GPS Scrambler.'",
10699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I just turned invisible.'",
10700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You apparently want to inhale a cloud of poisonous gas.'",
10701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Are you done now? Did you exhaust your pathetic mana supply?'",
10702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You should look for an easier game.'",
10703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Wake me up when you're at the DYWYPI screen.'",
10704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Come on, chlorine gas smells very nice! You should inhale deeply!'",
10705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, you old error...'",
10706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You have an error, hahaha!'",
10707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You're not even trying to play well, I'm really falling asleep right now...'",
10708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'your playing style is so totally sleep-inducing...'",
10709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Are you really going to altar farm for ten hours straight only to die a couple dungeon levels later?'",
10710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Just #quit already!'",
10711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Yaaaaaaaaaaawn...'",
10712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You're trying hard in this game, but it's all for naught.'",
10713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'weird, I thought you wanted to #quit...'",
10714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'huh? you obviously forgot to #quit!'",
10715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'didn't you want to #quit 10 minutes ago?'",
10716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You should finally figure out how to use the #quit command.'",
10717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Is your dying skill as good as your whiffing skill?'",
10718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'You have stolen my technology! Give it back now or you'll pay!'",
10719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'watching out is called the rule'",
10720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'you called me ronaldo again'",
10721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'hold your flap'",
10722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'from you i let myself nothing say'",
10723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'tell me immediately why you always call me ronaldo'",
10724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'flap hold, i am not called ronaldo damn it'",
10725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'err what wants that from me'",
10726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'stop calling me ronaldo'",
10727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'you with your shitty ronaldo, that is not my name at all'",
10728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'which should that'",
10729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'what picture you yourself in'",
10730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'i want back to my mummy'",
10731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'i made myself into the trousers'",
10732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'you should be punished for always calling me ronaldo'",
10733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'you fear hare, go to your mummy'",
10734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'i told you that you should not call me ronaldo'",
10735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'what listen you however also not'",
10736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'self debt'",
10737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'you are me no matter'",
10738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'can do me times with your ronaldo shit'",
10739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'now you must be quiet'",
10740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'of because of i would be called ronaldo'",
10741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'who me ronaldo calls, can which experience'",
10742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'how many times? i am not called ronaldo at all'",
10743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I'm coming to defeat you.'",
10744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You should be replaced by a menis - half man, half penis!'",
10745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Well wait, I'll cheat you away now!'",
10746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I'm gonna show you how good my cheating-fu is!'",
10747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I'll fuck up the server admin if he doesn't enable cheats!'",
10748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Last time I said 'yay', so this time I say 'Mikerudstrik'!'",
10749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, you can do nothing at all...'",
10750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Go back to kindergarten.'",
10751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Why are you so bad?'",
10752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You can't cheat better than me.'",
10753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'The previous player I watched was bad already, but you? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!'",
10754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I'm a marital arts master, you weakling.'",
10755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Yay! Mikerudstrik! Buschardaschar!'",
10756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Aeaet-for-sossen!'",
10757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Soldarsons! Bodwosno!'",
10758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I need to reconfigure my cheating program!'",
10759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'Don't judge me by my low size.'",
10760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'I don't look dangerous, but I am.'",
10761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'A cute young girl is gonna bludgeon you now.'",
10762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'If you die, I'll be dancing on your grave.'",
10763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'I'll go drink a beer now.'",
10764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'I quickly need to smoke a cigarette!'",
10765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'I knew that you're gonna hide there.'",
10766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'You should learn some new tricks.'",
10767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'You should respect my gang!'",
10768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'Now I'm gonna teach you some respect!'",
10769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'I'll tell David that you're a threat for our gang!'",
10770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Hands in the air or I shoot!'",
10771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'You can't evade the law.'",
10772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'I busted many criminals already, and now I'll bust you!'",
10773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'I will hold you, you for asshole!'",
10774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'I know where your house lives! You can't hide from me.'",
10775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'I am an officer of the law!'",
10776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Another no-good bastard!'",
10777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'For your offense you'll get imprisoned.'",
10778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Last warning! Surrender or I'll shoot!'",
10779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Your head is gonna ring like a slot machine!'",
10780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'My arrest jets will still hit you!'",
10781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'I'll use water cannons and tear gas canisters on you!'",
10782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'You're hereby convicted for violating the weapons law, since you're not allowed to be carrying that weapon.'",
10783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Last warning. Throw your gun away or I'll shoot you.'",
10784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'You're busted. Tell your stupid excuses to the court judges.'",
10785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'You're busted, and you'll share your prison cell with Paris Hilton.'",
10786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'It's fun to be a cop!'",
10787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'If you pay me 1000 $ right now, I'll let you run. Otherwise you will be imprisoned.'",
10788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'I'm a policeman! All criminals, surrender or die!'",
10789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'That is common!'",
10790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'You murdered a policeman. The sentence is death. I will shoot you on sight.'",
10791 "The have returned to percentns lair.",
10793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'I have very cute fingernails!'",
10794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'I'm faster than all others.'",
10795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Yo wassup?'",
10796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'I fear you're on my hit list.'",
10797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Prepare to be betrayed by me, hahaha!'",
10798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Now you'll see that I'm really fast!'",
10799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Man, you're so slow...'",
10800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'No wonder you always get betrayed.'",
10801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'What, you're calling me a traitor??? I didn't betray anyone!'",
10802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Are yoooooooooooooou sloooooooooooow.'",
10803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'You're the traitor here!'",
10804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'You really need some training!'",
10805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'can you do something other than whining?'",
10806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Get out of my way!'",
10807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Disappear from my roadway! NOW!'",
10808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Oh, you're boring me. Go back home and kiss my ass.'",
10809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Stop that stupid talk! No one believes you if you state I were a traitor!'",
10810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'So slowly I am coagulated enough.'",
10811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'I'm faster than all those failures anyway...'",
10812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Hanging around and doing nothing is fun, hahaha!'",
10813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'My buddies will eliminate you soon.'",
10814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'Keep trying to gain my respect if you like. It won't work.'",
10815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'Assume your servant's position.'",
10816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'You're gonna look like swiss cheese!'",
10817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'Instead of world domination, all that you will get is eternal slavery.'",
10818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'All cool in Kabul!'",
10819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'You wanna mess with us?'",
10820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Did you train? I didn't! Let's see if I'm still better than you!'",
10821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Do you think you can play better than me? Let's find out.'",
10822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Your playing skill is certainly not as high as mine.'",
10823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'POEZ! Yeeeeeeeeah!'",
10824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'You're really a noob, and a whiny one at that!'",
10825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'I'm voting CDU because nothing good ever came from SPD.'",
10826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'You should train more, then you might play better!'",
10827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'boring... don't you want to play better?'",
10828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'I know what I'm doing, and that's all you need to know.'",
10829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Thankfully I'm with the POEZ and not the stupid Greens.'",
10830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'I'll get your ass!'",
10831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'You think the official boss of my gang was evil? Wait until you meet ME.'",
10832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'My gang hereby puts a death verdict on you. Oh wait. *I* put a death verdict on you. And I'll be the one that kills you, too!'",
10833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'I'm gonna smoke you in a pipe!'",
10834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'I can kill you in my sleep!'",
10835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'Only I have the power to change your state from alive to dead.'",
10836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'As long as I'm alive, I will turn your life into hell.'",
10837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'You have to pay for your arrogance!'",
10838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'No one wants to see you around here again!'",
10839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'Knowledge is power, and only I may have any of it!'",
10840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'You have the ass openly.'",
10841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'You filthy traitor!'",
10842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'You got hair on your chest!'",
10843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'You're obviously homosexual!'",
10844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'You're gonna be defeated by a sweet asian girl now.'",
10845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Watch out what you'll say now...'",
10846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'You look sinister to me.'",
10847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Are you a macho?'",
10848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Don't mess with a sweet asian woman!'",
10849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'You apparently don't respect women!'",
10850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'You're probably a wanted criminal.'",
10851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Come on, I'm such a sweet asian girl...'",
10852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'May I test my light blue women's shoes on your hands?'",
10853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'I'm sure I can kick your hands until you start bleeding.'",
10854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'If you were an eunuch I wouldn't have a problem with you. But you aren't, so...'",
10855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Evil shapes lurk everywhere!'",
10856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Everything is way too dark here!'",
10857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Normally, women shouldn't be walking alone at night, but I have to...'",
10858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'I want to use a nightly escort service!'",
10859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Your brain should explode due to the excessive violence you're using.'",
10860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'I recognize your intentions by looking at the tip of your nose.'",
10861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'If you're unprepared, you're in for a nasty surprise.'",
10862 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You should get your IQ tested.'",
10863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You look like a crazy person.'",
10864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Are you crazy or do you only look like it?'",
10865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'What do you think you are?'",
10866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You're really crazy! You don't just look like it!'",
10867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You should rethink your evil deeds.'",
10868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'If you have a conscience, you will regret what you have done.'",
10869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'If *you*, of all persons, are sane, then I'll become an astronaut.'",
10870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'It should be impossible to be as crazy as you are!'",
10871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'I'm beginning to doubt the Creation! Crazy people like you cannot have been conceived naturally!'",
10872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Answer your rhetorical questions yourself!'",
10873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Stop looking like a crazy person!'",
10874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Why do you always look so weird? You should seriously think about it!'",
10875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'I told you enough times that you're really crazy!'",
10876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Stop giving me even more proof of the fact that you're crazy.'",
10877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'No, I am not dead.'",
10878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Your actions are insidious and common!'",
10879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You're certainly the creation of a demented spirit.'",
10880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'I want to face-lift you by force, to remove that stupid facial expression of yours.'",
10881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo what you want here?'",
10882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I finish you off if ye don't go away!'",
10883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Look here, I'm showing you my asshole!'",
10884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'You can kiss my ass.'",
10885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Now I'll genuinly finish you off fully.'",
10886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you're getting some now!'",
10887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you may not be here!'",
10888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'So you came here even though you may not, and therefore I'll fuck you fully in the ass now.'",
10889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Somebody should call a medic for you!'",
10890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I'll get you, and then I'll really give you a flogging!'",
10891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I will kill you!'",
10892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you mother-fucker, I'll finish you off!'",
10893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!'",
10894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Fuck yourself!'",
10895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Bah, you can just fuck yourself.'",
10896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'You're really an ass!'",
10897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Stop being such an asshole!'",
10898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Shut your fucking puss or I'll split your skull.'",
10899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey if I get you in my fingers then are you dead.'",
10900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo want some up your fat mouth?'",
10901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'May I fuck your sister?'",
10902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Now I'm gonna JAM my thumb up your BUTT HOLE.'",
10903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Better call an ambulance, you muck chap!'",
10904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'You're really looking like shit!'",
10905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you thought a bastard like you has any say?'",
10906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Yes? Fuck you!'",
10907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I'm gonna mutilate your corpse.'",
10908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Nobody will recognize you anymore once I'm done with you.'",
10909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Fuck you and shut up!'",
10910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you also know that you're a mother-fucker!'",
10911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo I'm the king around here!'",
10912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I'll help you get acquainted with my favorite tree, by slamming your skull into it.'",
10913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo fuck you! FUCK YOU!'",
10914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'I will remove you from this world!'",
10915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Your mother was a devil's whore!'",
10916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Donnez-lui une chance, mais simplement parce qu'il ne peut pas, il ne veut pas dire qu'il ne pouvait pas apprendre maintenant!'",
10917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Tout droit, asseyez-vous, mais vous avez besoin d'apprendre beaucoup, et rapidement!'",
10918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si vous etes le pire dans le premier examen de tous, vous devez quitter le parcours a nouveau!'",
10919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Nethack is boring, why don't we play a game of Command & Conquer?'",
10920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Am I sexy?'",
10921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'As a journalist, I'm traveling a lot. I've been in Hawaii, but also in Afghanistan and Nepal...'",
10922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Urbaldi'. It reads: 'Screw the stupid gay school, I'll become a model!'",
10923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Fanny'. It reads: 'My buckled sandals killed half a dozen boys yesterday by slitting their legs until they died from blood loss.'",
10924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nico'. It reads: 'You shit ass, I'll stab you!'",
10925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Do you agree that I look cute while strutting over the catwalk with my high-heeled lady boots?'",
10926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Of course it's worth mentioning that I'm wearing lady boots! There's not only gentlemen's boots to compare them to, but also little-girl boots, which wouldn't be my cup of tea since they're not elegant enough!'",
10927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alice'. It reads: 'Stay here! If you can't be bothered to respect the teachers' instructions, I will bring you to the principal and he will decide your fate!'",
10928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Okay, you may come with me if I go to the toilet, but you have to sexually please me. You have to massage my sexy butt cheeks non-stop while I'm taking a crap, or I will disfigure your face with my very sharp fingernails.'",
10929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I want to hurt you with my fingernails. If you hold still, I'll just sting you repeatedly, but if you dare to do any move that I can interpret as 'trying to avoid my beautiful female nails' I'll start clawing at your skin like a beast.'",
10930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'If you get knocked out by my female thick winter boots, I'll be very angry. You have to endure the pain because I can't stand wimps at all!'",
10931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'My painted toenails will automatically try to scratch you if any exposed part of your body gets too close to them, so please be careful. I don't want you to get hurt.'",
10932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You're expelled from the computer room for half a year and if I see someone play that Nethack shit ever again, I'll lock the room permanently for everyone.'",
10933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Saddam'. It reads: 'The Euro is not a Teuro, it just so happens that a pretzel which used to cost 1 Deutsche Mark costs 1 euro now.'",
10934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Also Matte'. It reads: 'Got you, little rascal! Now you explain to me what you did there lately!'",
10935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Also Matte'. It reads: 'I'm expecting a special package from my colleague. Do you have it? Give it to me!'",
10936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You are a stupid pupil asking stupid questions. I won't dignify you with an answer.'",
10937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I will hold you, you for asshole!'",
10938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miss Schrack'. It reads: 'I'll use my very fleecy black leather whip to punish you.'",
10939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi', and it is sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine. It reads: 'Pla-yer-one-your-penisistoosmall, penisistoosmall, penisistoosmall. Pla-yer-one-is-homosexual, homosexual, homosexual.'",
10940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Your chance is over now. You may not attend my school any longer. Pack your stuff and get lost! Now! Very far away from here! And never come back!'",
10941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'So you expected me to stop hurting you, now that your hand is bleeding? Hahaha. The fun is only starting now. I'll kick you repeatedly with my orange lady shoes and enjoy your blood squirting everywhere.'",
10942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conny'. It reads: 'It's your choice: If you open the buckles of my high-heeled combat boots, they will scratch your legs with their zippers. Or if you pull open the zippers instead, the buckles will tear your skin apart.'",
10943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I can kick you hospital-ripely!'",
10944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conny'. It reads: 'If a guy behaves like an asshole, I don't feel bad about kicking him powerfully with my high-heeled combat boots. My conscience says that in this case he got it coming to him anyway.'",
10945 "You beareaucratic double-filer!",
10946 "Some watery tart throws Excalibur at you.",
10947 "Some watery tart decides to envelop your long sword, which vanishes in a black flash.",
10948 "You apparently overslept.",
10949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Sorry for slitting your leg full length with my stiletto heel. I didn't mean it. Wait, let me use my first aid kit on you.'",
10951 "The grunthack zombie spreads an airborne contagion. You feel deathly sick.",
10952 "The elder priest tentacles to tentacle you! Your bag of holding suddenly explodes, and all contents are destroyed!",
10953 "Your mana is absored.",
10954 "Magical reaction hurts you!",
10955 "You fall into the crystal water! Suddenly, gravity is reversed.",
10956 "You triggered an unfair attack trap, which allows monsters to randomly use any attack type in the game!",
10957 "You're standing on an elongation trap. As a consequence, monsters can now use their ranged attacks from infinitely far away.",
10958 "Your long sword attacks Berignac the invisible shopkeeper because you stepped on a bloodthirsty trap a while ago!",
10961 "You see a pair of sweaty feet.",
10962 "You see an opening at the bottom of a wall and decide to put your toes through it, but suddenly something on the other side squashes your unprotected toes!",
10963 "You flee laughing!",
10964 "Attack re-selected.",
10965 "Attack de-selected.",
10966 "You lose the ability to attack in melee.",
10967 "The Ringwraith is IMPERVIOUS to the mundane weapon.",
10968 "Your weapon is destroyed!",
10969 "You cannot attack in this form!",
10970 "You cannot attack at all!",
10971 "Your hands stop glowing.",
10972 "Your hands stop existing. Now you cannot use weapons any longer.",
10973 "You must start walking the Straight Road from the startpoint.",
10974 "You must walk the Straight Road in correct order.",
10975 "You may not step off from the Straight Road.",
10976 "You slip on the icy floor.",
10977 "All of a sudden, a huge squad of monsters appears and ambushes you!",
10978 "You can't cross the chasm.",
10979 "You stop to avoid triggering the trap.",
10980 "You stepped on a known trap because you were stupid.",
10981 "You feel some rubble blocking your way.",
10982 "There is rubble blocking your way.",
10983 "There is a closed door blocking your way.",
10984 "You are about to leave a trap detected zone.",
10985 "You forgot that you have to press X to not die, and triggered a speed drain trap.",
10986 "The FTP daemon breathes megabytes! You feel very slow!",
10987 "You leave a trap detected zone.",
10988 "You leave a trap detected zone. You triggered a curse weapon trap! Your blessed rustproof +8 Excalibur is blasted by a terrible black aura and disintegrates!",
10989 "You found a trap!",
10990 "You cannot run in that direction.",
10991 "You are too confused to command your pets.",
10992 "You are too confused to play the game correctly, and as a result you keep making silly mistakes.",
10993 "You have no pets or companions.",
10994 "You have no friends, because nobody wants to have any business with the likes of you.",
10995 "You feel that AmyBSOD didn't put enough autocursing items in the game.",
10996 "Select the friendly monster:",
10997 "You cannot give orders to this monster.",
10998 "Select the target monster:",
10999 "This is not a correct target.",
11000 "This game doesn't suffer from any horrible imbalances.",
11001 "This game is not Burphack, but it can be similarly evil.",
11002 "This game is not Rodney's Tower, but something where monsters cannot read scrolls of genocide. (Seriously, if they can do that, bad stuff can happen...)",
11003 "This game is not K-Measurer, and does not implement any of the more egregiously evil patch ideas. Only sane ones are in this variant. Well, unless you play evilvariant mode... then SLEX is the most evil variant in existence. :P",
11004 "This game is not Russiack, but something that might be much better.",
11005 "This game is not Russiack, and therefore Amy's features didn't receive the dreaded 'removeremoveremove' treatment.",
11006 "This game is not an unplayable mess that deliberately reverts AmyBSOD's bugfixes despite the fact it's bloody obvious that my bugfixes are improving the game???",
11007 "You are already in a body.",
11008 "You are no longer in a body, and therefore cannot continue this game.",
11009 "Your body permanently stops obeying your commands. Have fun watching the AI take over. In order to advance turns, simply hit the space bar.",
11010 "You must select a corpse.",
11011 "You must eat a corpse.",
11012 "You must eat a tainted corpse and then spend the remaining game deathly sick. If you cure the sickness, or allow the timer to reach zero, you'll die.",
11013 "You have to complete the Tower of Madness, which has been created by Satan and forces you to play through an entire level while deathly sick or you die automatically.",
11014 "Your spirit is incarnated in your new body.",
11015 "Your spirit is incarnated in a dnethack body. Please save your game and log in at the ascension.run server to play an ironman Binder. If you fail to ascend, your SLASH'EM Extended character dies automatically.",
11016 "You are already disembodied.",
11017 "You are already disembodied. The game should have been over already, but only now I realized that you're dead. Do you want your possessions identified?",
11018 "You are already disembodied. The asian girl's high heels are blood-smeared from mutilating your body.",
11019 "A cursed object is preventing you from leaving your body.",
11020 "A cursed object is preventing you from equipping the kickass weapon you just found.",
11021 "You do not manage to keep the corpse from rotting away.",
11022 "Your spirit leaves your body.",
11023 "The inscription shines in a bright light!",
11024 "The inscription shines in a bright light and disappears! In order to create another Elbereth, kindly use another charge from your wand of lightning.",
11025 "The inscription is enveloped in a dark aura!",
11026 "The inscription is enveloped in a dark aura! You actually engraved Morgoth instead of Elbereth, I don't know how you could typo that badly but it causes demons to appear out of thin air.",
11027 "The inscription releases a powerful storm!",
11028 "The inscription releases a powerful storm! You lost your house. This means that there is no longer a reason to escape the dungeon, so you really have to ascend or die in the attempt.",
11029 "A chasm appears in the floor!",
11030 "A chasm appears in the floor and swallows you!",
11031 "A chasm appears in the floor! You accidentally drop your blessed greased fixed +5 silver dragon scale mail into it!",
11032 "The monster simply flies over the chasm.",
11033 "The monster simply flies over the chasm and laughs: 'Neener-neener, catch me if you ca-an!'",
11034 "The monster falls in the chasm!",
11035 "The monster falls in the chasm, and sucks you into it too by using a vacuum cleaner!",
11036 "The inscription releases a blast of hellfire!",
11037 "You can't use this inscription for now.",
11038 "You start spinning around...",
11039 "You start spinning around... and suddenly crash into a wall.",
11040 "You start spinning around... and suddenly plummet into a pool of lethe water. Your amulet of life saving becomes a plain amulet!",
11041 "Press the space bar to continue",
11042 "You enter the arena briefly and bask in your glory.",
11043 "You are victorious. Enter the arena for the ceremony.",
11044 "You have won against all foes.",
11045 "Hey! You don't have the gold - get out of here!",
11046 "Hit any key to roll again",
11047 "I'll put you down for 0.",
11048 "Ok, I'll put you down for 9.",
11049 "The wheel spins to a stop and the winner is The Wizard of Yendor! Sorry player, you lose. Please start a new character.",
11050 "You came out a winner! We'll win next time, I'm sure.",
11051 "You lost gold! Haha, better head home.",
11052 "The barkeep gives you some gruel and a beer.",
11053 "You're a vampire and I don't have any food for you!",
11054 "The rooms are available only at night.",
11055 "The rooms are available only at night. Pick your girl: Juen will charge only $20 per night, Victoria is $100 and if you want Susanne you'll have to pay no less than $500.",
11056 "The rooms are available only during daylight for your kind.",
11057 "The rooms are available only during daylight for your kind, because no sane girl wants to sleep with you. But you're lucky, because Sing also works for vampires. One day with her will only cost you $50!",
11058 "You need a healer, not a room.",
11059 "You need a healer, not a room. I'd suggest Klara. She will charge $200 but once she's done treating your wounds, she'll be ready for hot sexy action with you, using her pointy white stiletto boots!",
11060 "You need a healer. I'll tell Ariane to come over to you, she's a highly professional nurse and knows how to hold your wounds open so it bleeds for a longer time.",
11061 "Sorry, but I don't want anyone dying in here.",
11062 "You awake refreshed for the new night.",
11063 "You awake refreshed for the new day.",
11064 "You already have been rewarded today.",
11065 "You already have been rewarded today. Since you insist on another reward, I'll summon an arch-lich. See whether he rewards you with a touch of death!",
11066 "You don't have anything appropriate.",
11067 "You don't have anything appropriate. All the clothes in your drawer look horrible! You can't get married like that! Go to Ahkatalapi's General Store on dungeon level 26 and buy a little black dress, or the woman of your dreams will look for another husband!",
11068 "Press space for more.",
11069 "Sorry, but that monster does not have a bounty on it.",
11070 "You have no right to choose that!",
11071 "You are not allowed to do that until you have paid back your loan.",
11072 "You do not have the gold!",
11073 "You didn't pay back your loan yet. Kops and enforcers have been summoned, as well as a ZAPM lawyer.",
11074 "Your possessions have been identified.",
11075 "Your possessions have been identified. DYWYPI?",
11076 "The hold of the Black Breath on you is broken!",
11077 "You just had your daily allowance!",
11078 "You just had your daily dose of sex! Victoria is exhausted now so please bugger off and don't annoy her anymore!",
11079 "You just had your daily dose of sex! Gudrun wants to see you again tomorrow though :-)",
11080 "You just had your daily dose of sex! Larissa casually struts away with her old worn-out plateau boots, but you know that you'll see her again tomorrow where you can get your shins kicked by her again!",
11081 "The air about you becomes charged...",
11082 "You know a little more of your fate.",
11083 "Well, you have no fate, but I'll keep your money anyway!",
11084 "You're fated to die on dungeon level 40.",
11085 "You already have a loan!",
11086 "You already have a loan, and you need to pay it back in 1000 turns! If you don't do so, the game will spawn 50 grandmaster mind flayers and 10 Wizards of Yendor to take your money by force.",
11087 "You see no quest level here.",
11088 "You see no building here.",
11089 "Are you mad? You want to anger the gods?",
11090 "Are you mad? You want to anger the gods? (Well, don't answer that.)",
11091 "You cannot do that.",
11092 "You smash into the fountain!",
11093 "You smash into the fountain! All your items became rusty and blanked!",
11094 "The fountain breaks!",
11095 "The fountain breaks! Water spurts out everywhere! You drown. Do you want your possessions identified?",
11096 "Some powerful force prevents your from teleporting.",
11097 "Some powerful force prevents your from knowing the English grammar rules.",
11098 "I see no up staircase here.",
11099 "You enter the previous area.",
11100 "You enter a maze of up staircases.",
11101 "You enter a maze of dumb-looking ASCII symbols, all alike.",
11102 "The space-time continuum can't be disrupted.",
11103 "You fall into the void.",
11104 "Brrrr! It's deadly cold.",
11105 "Some powerfull force prevents your from teleporting.",
11106 "I see no down staircase here.",
11107 "You deliberately jump through the trap door.",
11108 "You deliberately jump through the trap door, and find yourself in a void room. The truck ghost hits! The truck ghost hits! The truck ghost hits!--More--",
11109 "You enter the next area.",
11110 "You enter a maze of down staircases.",
11111 "You don't feel yourself experienced enough to go there...",
11112 "You cannot open chests.",
11113 "You have picked the lock.",
11114 "You failed to pick the lock.",
11115 "You cannot open doors.",
11116 "The door appears to be stuck.",
11117 "The door explodes! Careful: invisible Burphack-style traps have been created everywhere around you.",
11118 "You have picked the lock.",
11119 "You see nothing there to open.",
11120 "There is a monster in the way!",
11121 "You cannot close doors.",
11122 "The door appears to be broken.",
11123 "You see nothing there to close.",
11124 "You see nothing there.",
11125 "You see nothing there to tunnel.",
11126 "You need to have a shovel or pick in your tool slot.",
11127 "You have cleared away the trees.",
11128 "You have cleared away the trees. The killer bees and black hornets who had their nests in them are very upset!",
11129 "You have finished the tunnel.",
11130 "You have finished the tunnel. As you enter it, it suddenly fills with water! Your chain mail rusts!",
11131 "You have found something!",
11132 "You have found something! It is a figurine of a lesbian girl named AmyBSOD!",
11133 "You have removed the rubble.",
11134 "You fail to make even the slightest of progress.",
11135 "You fail to make even the slightest of progress. Face it: a player like you just won't ascend this game.",
11136 "This will take some time.",
11137 "You cannot tunnel through doors.",
11138 "You cannot tunnel through air.",
11139 "You cannot tunnel through air. Only quantum mechanics can do so.",
11140 "I don't see any traps.",
11141 "I don't see any traps. That's because you triggered one that makes all future traps generate invisible.",
11142 "The chest is not trapped.",
11143 "The chest is not trapped. Really. I dare you to open it. :-P",
11144 "You have disarmed the chest.",
11145 "You failed to disarm the chest.",
11146 "You set off a trap!",
11147 "You set off a trap! Hahaha! Haha, ha!",
11148 "You disarm the monster trap.",
11149 "You set off the monster trap! It was a greater ugod, which suddenly comes alive!",
11150 "You see nothing there to disarm.",
11151 "You see nothing there to disarm. But remember, just because you cannot see it, doesn't mean there's no inventorylessness trap on that square...",
11152 "You smash into the door!",
11153 "The door crashes open!",
11154 "The door holds firm.",
11155 "A foul stench floods your nostrils!",
11156 "You bash the door. A foul stench floods your nostrils! Why that would happen from bashing a door, I don't know.",
11157 "Strange sweet liquid splashes onto you!",
11158 "Strange sweet liquid splashes onto you! It's sticky honey, and you hear the roaring of an angry bear!",
11159 "You are off-balance.",
11160 "You are off-balance. The erotic thai bitch topples you over, then stomps on your back with her very fleecy black block heels.",
11161 "You see nothing there to bash.",
11162 "You attack the empty air.",
11163 "You attack the empty air, but miss.",
11164 "You attack the empty air, but the atoms skillfully evade your blade!",
11165 "You see nothing there to spike.",
11166 "You have no spikes!",
11167 "You have no spikes! You're not a cactus after all!",
11168 "You jam the door with a spike.",
11169 "You are ambushed!",
11170 "You are ambushed! (insert Pokemon fight whoosh music here) A wild GIANT RAT appeared! What do you want to do? ATTACK, INVENTORY, SPELL, FLEE?",
11171 "You are too confused!",
11172 "Resting is impossible while undead!",
11173 "You have nothing with which to fire.",
11174 "You cannot fire with an instrument.",
11175 "You cannot fire with an instrument. (Why not? I'd expect it to fire musical notes at the enemy...)",
11176 "Hmmm, you seem to be unable to throw it.",
11177 "Hmmm, you seem to be unable to throw your piano. Maybe that's because it's too heavy, you retard?",
11178 "You cannot move in the overview display.",
11179 "There is no effect.",
11180 "The floor is impermeable.",
11181 "You sink through the floor.",
11182 "There is nothing above you but air.",
11183 "You rise through the ceiling.",
11184 "You can't use your powers yet.",
11185 "You can't use your powers yet. Hopefully you won't YASD before they become available.",
11186 "Your life slips away, and Melkor seems happier.",
11187 "Your life slips away, and your arms grow stronger.",
11188 "Your life slips away, and the evil powers grow stronger.",
11189 "That monster has no objects!",
11190 "The monster is guarding the treasures.",
11191 "Oops! The monster is now really *ANGRY*!",
11192 "The monster does not want your item.",
11193 "The monster does not want to chat.",
11194 "If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.",
11195 "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.",
11196 "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.",
11197 "Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.",
11198 "I'd rather be rich than stupid.",
11199 "We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.",
11200 "Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.",
11201 "As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.",
11202 "When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.",
11203 "Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In fact, it might be said that rules have become the foot-long sticks of mankind.",
11204 "If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.",
11205 "It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog.",
11206 "Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.",
11207 "I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.",
11208 "It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.",
11209 "Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.",
11210 "He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.",
11211 "The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.",
11212 "It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.",
11213 "Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.",
11214 "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.",
11215 "If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.",
11216 "Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.",
11217 "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.",
11218 "If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.",
11219 "Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?",
11220 "One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.",
11221 "Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.",
11222 "I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.",
11223 "I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.",
11224 "Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.",
11225 "What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?",
11226 "Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.",
11227 "If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.",
11228 "Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, 'Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that.'",
11229 "I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'",
11230 "The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'",
11231 "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.",
11232 "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.",
11233 "When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.",
11234 "I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.",
11235 "I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?",
11236 "I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.",
11237 "Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares?' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper?'",
11238 "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did'.",
11239 "Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see.",
11240 "As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable- until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!!",
11241 "If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.",
11242 "Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows, but without that noise.",
11243 "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.",
11244 "When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that; we grow a new layer of skin each year; and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers.",
11245 "It's too bad that whole families have been torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.",
11246 "Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.",
11247 "To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in-between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big 'thing'. This is truth, to me.",
11248 "If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.",
11249 "Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.",
11250 "We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.",
11251 "I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people that do what I say.",
11252 "A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.",
11253 "People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.",
11254 "When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.",
11255 "Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.",
11256 "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them.",
11257 "One fork to rule them all, One fork to find them, One fork to bring them all, And in Gehennom bind them.",
11258 "Oops! It feels deathly cold!",
11259 "Oops! It feels deathly cold! Hahaha, you were stupid enough to equip some cursed crap!",
11260 "Hmmm, it seems to be cursed.",
11261 "Hmmm, you seem to be unable to drop it.",
11262 "Hmmm, you seem to be unable to drop the loadstone.",
11263 "Hmmm, the opera cloak seems to be cursed.",
11264 "Hmmm, you seem to be unable to destroy it.",
11265 "Good merchants should not break anything...",
11266 "You see nothing special.",
11267 "That item had no inscription to remove.",
11268 "Inscription removed.",
11269 "You fuel your lamp.",
11270 "Your lamp is full.",
11271 "You combine the torches.",
11272 "Your torch is fully fueled.",
11273 "Your torch glows more brightly.",
11274 "You are not wielding a light.",
11275 "Your light cannot be refilled.",
11276 "You failed to sense the grid's mana.",
11277 "You have to wield a portable hole to use your abilities",
11282 "Appended macros.",
11285 "Found a macro and automatically executed it. This cockatrice corpse tastes terrible! Do you want your possessions identified?",
11287 "Removed a macro.",
11288 "Appended keymaps.",
11289 "Found no keymap.",
11292 "Removed a keymap.",
11293 "Dumped monster attrchars.",
11294 "Dumped object attrchars.",
11295 "Dumped feature attrchars.",
11296 "Visual attrchar tables reset.",
11297 "Dumped color redefinitions.",
11298 "Someone forgot to describe this level!",
11299 "Looks like a typical quest level.",
11300 "You hear the sound of a market.",
11301 "Screen dump loaded.",
11302 "Screen dump saved.",
11303 "Starting macro recording, press this key again to stop. Note that if the action you want to record accepts the @ key, use it; it will remove your the need to inscribe stuff.",
11304 "Your wounds are polymorphed into less serious ones.",
11305 "Your wounds are polymorphed into mortal ones, and you have 5 turns to live.",
11306 "A new wound was created!",
11307 "A new wound was created by the sexy leather pump that keeps scratching up and down your legs!",
11308 "The buckled sandals keep slitting your legs full length and opening beautiful wounds!",
11309 "Your internal organs are rearranged!",
11310 "Your internal organs are rearranged! You no longer have a lung and therefore suffocate.",
11311 "You find living difficult in your present form!",
11312 "The Branding failed.",
11313 "You can't fetch when you're already standing on something.",
11314 "You can't fetch something that far away!",
11315 "There is no object at this place.",
11316 "You have no direct line of sight to that location.",
11317 "The object is too heavy.",
11318 "You make a high-pitched shriek!",
11319 "Oops! You call a monster.",
11320 "Oops! You call a monster. It is a thick farting girl.",
11321 "Oops! You call a monster. It is Demogorgon.",
11322 "Oops! You call a monster. It is terrahack's elder priest. And what did you call it? Why, names, of course!",
11323 "The dungeon collapses!",
11324 "The dungeon collapses! Hohaehaehaehaehae! Game over!",
11325 "Your shriek is so horrible that you damage your health!",
11326 "You have no powers you can use.",
11327 "No teleport on special levels...",
11328 "No teleport on special levels... and because someone turned on the K-Measurer switch, that applies to enemies you zap with your wand of teleportation, too.",
11330 "You fail to show the destination correctly!",
11331 "Your anti-magic field disrupts your magic attempts.",
11332 "This spell cannot be copied.",
11333 "You copy the spell!",
11334 "You feel your sanity slipping away!",
11335 "A black aura surrounds the corpse!",
11336 "You keep hold of your life force!",
11337 "You feel your life slipping away!",
11338 "You are hit by a gush of acid!",
11339 "You are hit by a gush of acid! Your magic lamp is destroyed!",
11340 "You receive a heavy shock!",
11341 "You receive a heavy shock! Your ring of conflict explodes!",
11342 "You receive a heavy shock! Your wand of death explodes! You are caught in a death field! You die...",
11343 "Roaring flames engulf you!",
11344 "Roaring flames engulf you! Your spellbook of finger of death burns to a crisp!",
11345 "Roaring flames engulf you! Your blessed scroll of genocide is destroyed!",
11346 "You are caught in a freezing liquid!",
11347 "You are caught in a freezing liquid! Your blessed potion of full healing shatters!",
11348 "You are surrounded by toxic gases!",
11349 "You are surrounded by toxic gases! The poison was deadly...",
11350 "A strange liquid splashes on you!",
11351 "A swirling cloud surrounds you!",
11352 "You are blasted by raw mana!",
11353 "You are blasted by raw mana! Your maximum mana was halved.",
11354 "Searing flames engulf the corpse!",
11355 "As you eat it you begin to feel your life flow getting stronger.",
11356 "That tastes good.",
11357 "That tastes very good.",
11358 "A fresh, clean essence rises, driving away wounds and poison.",
11359 "There is not enough meat.",
11360 "There is not enough meat. The damn vegetarians ate everything.",
11361 "There is not enough meat. You want to slaughter and eat some vegetarians to avoid starvation.",
11363 "You feel rather sick.",
11364 "You feel rather sick, but not deathly sick, yet you don't feel all that healthy either.",
11365 "You quickly swallow the meat.",
11366 "You quickly swallow the meat. You cannibal! You will regret this!",
11367 "You quickly swallow the meat. The gods have nevertheless seen it and became angry.",
11368 "Mere victuals hold scant sustenance for a being such as yourself.",
11369 "Your hunger can only be satisfied with fresh blood!",
11370 "Sing's hunger can only be satisfied with fresh blood, and you look mighty tasty to her! Please remove any clothing that covers your neck, so her sharp teeth can bite you.",
11371 "The food of mortals is poor sustenance for you.",
11372 "Food is poor sustenance for you.",
11373 "You cannot split that.",
11374 "You hack some meat off the corpse.",
11375 "You feel less thirsty.",
11376 "You feel more thirsty.",
11377 "The potion makes you vomit!",
11378 "You wake up elsewhere with a sore head...",
11379 "You can't remember a thing, or how you got here!",
11380 "You feel your memories fade.",
11381 "You feel your memories fade. Who was Maud? And what happens if you bathe in the Lethe waters?",
11382 "Your nerves and muscles feel weak and lifeless!",
11383 "Your nerves and muscles feel weak and lifeless! Did the elder priest tentacle to tentacle you or what?",
11384 "Massive explosions rupture your body!",
11385 "A feeling of Death flows through your body.",
11386 "You feel life flow through your body!",
11387 "Your feel your head clear.",
11388 "An image of your surroundings forms in your mind...",
11389 "You begin to feel more enlightened...",
11390 "You begin to feel more enlightened... if you continue, you'll acquire intrinsic levitation.",
11391 "You begin to know yourself a little better...",
11392 "You begin to know yourself a little better, and suddenly understand why you want to be a lesbian woman...",
11393 "You feel the blood of life running through your veins!",
11394 "You feel the dark corruptions of Morgoth coming over you!",
11395 "The fountain is dried out.",
11396 "The fountain has dried up.",
11397 "You have no light by which to read.",
11398 "You feel the souls of the dead coming back from the Halls of Mandos.",
11399 "A message appears on the scroll. It says:",
11400 "The scroll disappears in a puff of smoke!",
11401 "There is a high-pitched humming noise.",
11402 "You feel as if someone is watching over you.",
11403 "Your hands begin to glow.",
11404 "The dungeon trembles...",
11405 "You must first pick up the staffs.",
11406 "You failed to use the staff properly.",
11407 "The staff has no charges left.",
11408 "You unstack your staff.",
11409 "You must first pick up the wands.",
11410 "You failed to use the wand properly.",
11411 "The wand has no charges left.",
11412 "This rod doesn't have enough mana for the rod tip.",
11413 "You can't zap a rod tip that's on the floor.",
11414 "You failed to use the rod properly.",
11415 "The rod does not have enough mana yet.",
11416 "A line of blue shimmering light appears.",
11417 "Cold winds begin to blow around you, carrying with them the stench of decay...",
11418 "Ancient, long-dead forms arise from the ground to serve you!",
11419 "The power of the ring destroys the world!",
11420 "You call the fire of Mount Doom!",
11421 "Your ring tries to take possession of your enemy's mind!",
11422 "Your bolts are covered in a fiery aura!",
11423 "Your nutsicles are covered in a fiery aura - AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH! This hurts even more than having them kicked with a stiletto heel!",
11424 "The fiery enchantment failed.",
11425 "You must wear it to activate it.",
11426 "You failed to activate it properly.",
11427 "It whines, glows and fades...",
11428 "You resume the development of the egg.",
11429 "The first spell is still charging!",
11430 "The second spell is still charging!",
11431 "You stop the development of the egg.",
11432 "Oops. That object cannot be activated.",
11433 "The phial wells with dark light...",
11434 "The stone glows a deep green...",
11435 "You exterminate small life.",
11436 "You exterminate small life. But you forgot that your current race counts as 'small life', and therefore you die.",
11437 "The ring glows brightly...",
11438 "The ring glows deep red...",
11439 "The ring glows bright white...",
11440 "The ring glows deep blue...",
11441 "The ring glows intensely black...",
11442 "The stone reveals hidden mysteries...",
11443 "You are too weak to control the stone!",
11444 "Your armor is surrounded by lightning...",
11445 "Your armor is surrounded by lightning and disintegrates.",
11446 "You breathe the elements.",
11447 "You breathe the elements. The elemental beam bounces! The elemental beam hits you!",
11448 "Your armor glows many colours...",
11449 "Your armor glows many colours, and obtains the 'of hallucination' enchantment! Oh wow! Everything looks so cosmic!",
11450 "A heavenly choir sings...",
11451 "A heavenly choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance... Suddenly, a voice announces: 'Sorry, but your High Altar is on another Plane!'",
11452 "Your cloak glows many colours...",
11453 "Your cloak glows many colours and then disappears. It is now in the possession of a boss monster that was just spawned on this level.",
11454 "Your dagger is covered in frost...",
11455 "Your sword glows an intense white...",
11456 "You summon the Legion of the Dawn.",
11457 "Your morning star rages in fire...",
11458 "Your hammer glows white...",
11459 "Your crossbow glows deep red...",
11460 "Your mage staff glows deep blue...",
11461 "A Thunderlord comes from thin air!",
11462 "'I will burn you!'",
11463 "Your pick twists in your hands.",
11464 "A passage opens, and you step through.",
11465 "There is no wall there!",
11466 "Your drum shows you the world.",
11467 "Your horn glows deep red.",
11468 "Your horn emits a loud sound.",
11469 "Your horn calls for help.",
11470 "Your lochaber axe erupts in fire...",
11471 "Your spear is covered of darkness...",
11472 "Your hammer hits the floor...",
11473 "Your hammer tries to hit the floor, but lands on your feet instead...",
11474 "Your axe glows blood red...",
11475 "Your axe emits a black aura...",
11476 "Your weapon glows brightly...",
11477 "A line of sunlight appears.",
11478 "It glows extremely brightly...",
11479 "It throbs deep green...",
11480 "It is covered in sparks...",
11481 "It is covered in acid...",
11482 "It is covered in frost...",
11483 "It is covered in fire...",
11484 "It glows an intense red...",
11485 "It glows black...",
11486 "It glows an intense blue...",
11487 "It crackles with electricity...",
11488 "It grows magical spikes...",
11489 "It glows in scintillating colours...",
11490 "You launch a rocket!",
11491 "You launch a rocket! Dae-oe-oe-oe-oe-oe! Raeaeaeaeaeau! Tschaeauwieauw, well and!",
11492 "It floods the area with goodness...",
11493 "It floods the area with evil...",
11494 "The power of the artifact banishes evil!",
11495 "It lets out a long, shrill note...",
11496 "You summon a phantasmal servant.",
11497 "An elemental materialises...",
11498 "An elemental materialises... You fail to control it!",
11499 "It seems obedient to you.",
11500 "It seems obedient to you. But as soon as you turn your back on it, it will decapitate you. (And no, I won't tell you what it is.)",
11501 "The area fills with a stench of sulphur and brimstone.",
11502 "'NON SERVIAM! Wretch! I shall feast on thy mortal soul!'",
11503 "'What is thy bidding... Master?'",
11504 "Cold winds begin to blow around you, carrying with them the stench of decay...",
11505 "The dead arise... to punish you for disturbing them!",
11506 "It radiates deep purple...",
11507 "You feel a warm tingling inside...",
11508 "It lets out a shrill wail...",
11509 "It wells with clear light...",
11511 "Not on special levels!",
11512 "You open a Void Jumpgate. Choose a destination.",
11513 "You fail to exit the void correctly!",
11514 "It twists space around you...",
11515 "It glows soft white...",
11517 "The light around you is absorbed... and released in a powerful bolt!",
11518 "You can't activate this when it's there!",
11519 "The ring explodes into a space distortion.",
11520 "You twirl and spores fly everywhere!",
11521 "Oh, no! Your mind has gone blank!",
11522 "Weird visions seem to dance before your eyes...",
11523 "Your brain is addled!",
11524 "Your mind unleashes its power in an uncontrollable storm!",
11526 "Mind-warping forces emanate from your brain!",
11527 "A wave of pure physical force radiates out from your body!",
11529 "You faint from the effort!",
11530 "You have damaged your mind!",
11531 "You morph back to your natural form!",
11532 "You are not wearing any cloaks of mimicry.",
11533 "You feel uneasy with this shape-change.",
11534 "Your shape-change goes horribly wrong!",
11535 "Your shape-change goes horribly right! Now you're Frankenstein's Monster!",
11536 "You manage to wrest your body back under control.",
11537 "You had best not travel with your extra limbs.",
11538 "You mimic a new pair of legs.",
11539 "You grow an affinity for walls.",
11540 "You grow an affinity for walls. Hopefully you can find a wall that lets you fuck it.",
11541 "You mimic a new pair of arms.",
11542 "You can't summon more pets",
11543 "This code should never be hit!",
11544 "Since the code to actually let you select one isn't here",
11545 "You will automatically get the activation 'Dawn'",
11546 "This option is not available",
11547 "Not enough experience for the flags you've selected.",
11548 "You cannot do that - you don't know how!",
11549 "Not enough experience. Decrease power or deselect flags.",
11550 "error: this code can't ever be hit!",
11551 "Creating an artifact will result into a permanent loss of 10 hp.",
11552 "Not enough energy to enchant more than one object!",
11553 "Attempting to display too many items!",
11554 "You don't know any recipes!",
11555 "You can't be an alchemist without recipes!",
11556 "You don't know of anything you can make using that.",
11557 "Coding error: tval != TV_POTION",
11558 "You recall your old master teaching you about elemental item infusing.",
11559 "There's gotta be an easier way to get into all these vaults!",
11560 "You recall your old master reminiscing about legendary infusings",
11561 "You wonder about shocking daggers of slay evil.",
11562 "It suddenly occurs to you that artifacts don't *HAVE* to be permanent...",
11563 "You must wear gloves in order to do alchemy.",
11564 "You do not have enough essences.",
11565 "You cannot extract essences after it's been magically recharged.",
11566 "You cannot extract anything from that item.",
11567 "While destroying it, you gain insight into this item.",
11568 "You don't have the essences to recharge this item.",
11569 "Pray hard enough and your prayers might be answered.",
11570 "This place seems devoid of life.",
11571 "You called, but no help came.",
11572 "You don't currently own a body to use.",
11573 "You don't currently own a body to use. And your own body hates you and wishes you were dead.",
11574 "You lose control of your body!",
11575 "You are forced back into your body by your cursed items, you suffer a system shock!",
11576 "You make some ammo.",
11577 "Oh, no! You become undead!",
11578 "Oh, no! You become undead! Apparently you tried to cast the turn undead spell!",
11579 "Suddenly you feel that you're in a bad situation...",
11580 "Your body is damaged by the horrible forces of the spell!",
11581 "You have not selected a second rune!",
11582 "You have no mana!",
11583 "There are no runespells you can cast.",
11584 "You lack some essential rune(s) for this runespell!",
11585 "You have already learn the maximun number of runespells!",
11586 "You must have at least a level 20 antimagic skill to be able to disrupt the magic continuum.",
11587 "You stop disrupting the magic continuum.",
11588 "You start disrupting the magic continuum.",
11589 "You cannot use your detection abilities yet.",
11590 "You failed to extract a totem.",
11591 "You extract a totem from the dead corpse.",
11592 "You extract a totem from the living corpse. (I don't care that 'living corpse' makes no sense.)",
11593 "The summoning fails due to lack of room.",
11594 "The summoning fails.",
11595 "Hypnotise which pet?",
11596 "You can only hypnotise monsters that cannot move.",
11597 "You can only hypnotise pets and companions.",
11598 "You cannot hypnotise this monster.",
11599 "There is no pet here !",
11600 "There is no pet here unnecessary space!",
11601 "You are not in symbiosis.",
11602 "You make some boulders.",
11603 "You make some boulders. One of them bounces off your hard helmet. Repeat 59 times. --More-- You die.",
11604 "This section of the Straight Road looks less powerful.",
11605 "You cannot find out anything more about that.",
11606 "You stop laying a mana path.",
11607 "You stop expulsing mana winds.",
11608 "You stop your spell.",
11609 "The gates to Middle Earth are closing...",
11610 "Please finish up and/or save your game.",
11611 "The gates to Middle Earth are now closed.",
11612 "The sun has risen.",
11613 "The sun has set.",
11614 "You should pay your loan...",
11615 "You should pay your loan, otherwise Kopasker the shopkeeper will get *really* angry...",
11616 "The sun's rays scorch your undead flesh!",
11617 "*** LOW DEATHPOINT WARNING! ***",
11618 "You lose your extra pair of legs.",
11619 "You lose your extra pair of arms.",
11620 "You lose your affinity to walls.",
11621 "You cannot breathe water! You suffocate!",
11622 "There is no air there! You suffocate!",
11623 "Your light has gone out!",
11624 "Your light is growing faint.",
11625 "Teleport aborted.",
11626 "Your egg hatches!",
11628 "You cannot recall from here.",
11629 "As an astral being you can't recall.",
11630 "The recall is cancelled by a powerful magic force!",
11631 "You feel yourself yanked upwards!",
11632 "You feel yourself yanked downwards!",
11633 "You are too hungry to travel.",
11634 "You can't travel during the day!",
11635 "Travel with your present light would be unsafe.",
11636 "You are too injured to travel.",
11637 "To flee the ambush you have to reach the edge of the map.",
11638 "Your light is too low on fuel for you to travel with it.",
11639 "The monsters have been waiting for you, and now you're ambushed. Bwarharharharhar!",
11640 "The arena absorbs all attempted magic!",
11641 "You're in the arena now. This is hand-to-hand!",
11642 "You see no fountain here.",
11643 "You cannot worship gods.",
11644 "Cmovie recording stopped.",
11645 "You feel different!",
11646 "Your pack overflows!",
11647 "Well done ! You reached the town ! You can now go down again.",
11648 "You have been saved by the Blood of Life!",
11649 "A tension leaves the air around you...",
11650 "Too many macro triggers!",
11651 "Character sheet creation successful.",
11652 "Score file unavailable.",
11653 "Hit any key to continue",
11654 "Death save failed!",
11655 "Warning! Could not place streamer!",
11657 "Warning! Could not place vault object!",
11658 "Warning! Could not place vault trap!",
11659 "Could not allocate this vault here",
11660 "Warning! Could not place lesser vault!",
11661 "Refusing a greater vault.",
11664 "WARNING: Could not place guardian.",
11666 "A 'size' dungeon level.",
11667 "Warning -- deleted corrupt 'ghost' file!",
11668 "Don't be silly; you don't believe in gods.",
11669 "You feel the dark powers of Melkor in you. You can now use the Udun skill.",
11670 "You feel the fleecy colors of AmyBSOD in you. You can now use the Udun skill.",
11671 "You don't worship anyone.",
11672 "duplicate f: entries for one corpse",
11673 "f: section for corpse flags only",
11674 "Can't specify r_info.txt index with f: section",
11675 "Limit on race flags is currently 6",
11676 "Activate flag without activate type",
11677 "Ignoring obsolete/defective 'f_info.raw' file.",
11678 "Savefile is currently in use.",
11679 "You feel the dark powers twisting your body!",
11680 "You feel the dark powers trying to twisting your body, but they fail.",
11681 "You are covered in acid!",
11682 "You are struck by electricity!",
11683 "You are enveloped in flames!",
11684 "You are covered with frost!",
11685 "You stand your ground!",
11686 "You are unaffected!",
11687 "You resist the effects!",
11688 "Energy drains from your pack!",
11689 "You quickly protect your money pouch!",
11690 "Nothing was stolen.",
11691 "You grab hold of your backpack!",
11692 "Moving object to black market...",
11693 "Your light dims.",
11694 "The thief flees laughing!",
11695 "You hear something appear nearby.",
11696 "You are engulfed in a whirlpool.",
11697 "You feel something focusing on your mind.",
11698 "You disbelieve the feeble spell.",
11699 "You hear many things appear nearby.",
11700 "You hear heavy steps nearby.",
11701 "You hear many creepy things appear nearby.",
11702 "You hear many powerful things appear nearby.",
11703 "You hear immortal beings appear nearby.",
11704 "The rune of protection is broken!",
11705 "There is a grinding sound.",
11706 "You hear a door burst open!",
11707 "The rune explodes!",
11708 "An explosive rune was disarmed.",
11709 "You overcome your fate, mortal!",
11710 "Compacting monsters...",
11711 "Too many monsters!",
11712 "Your sanity is shaken by reading the Necronomicon!",
11713 "You are getting insane!",
11714 "You feel much less sane than before.",
11715 "You forget everything in your utmost terror!",
11716 "You let out a bloodcurdling scream of fear!",
11717 "You are startled.",
11718 "You drop all your money in terror!",
11719 "WARNING: Refused monster: cannot cross terrain",
11720 "WARNING: Refused monster: NEVER_GENE",
11721 "WARNING: Refused monster: unique already on saved level",
11722 "WARNING: Refused monster: unique already on saved level. We don't tell you this, so you keep grinding Angband:99 even though Sauron is still waiting on Mount of Doom.",
11723 "WARNING: FORCE_DEPTH",
11724 "Warning! Could not allocate a new monster. Small level?",
11726 "It tries to breed but it fails!",
11727 "You pick up all objects on the floor.",
11728 "You pick up all objects on the floor. Your movements are slowed slightly by your load.",
11729 "You add the ammo to your quiver.",
11730 "We've been tricked!",
11732 "(no floor space)",
11733 "(too many objects)",
11734 "You feel something roll beneath your feet.",
11735 "You carefully drop the poor monster on the floor.",
11736 "You combine some items in your pack.",
11737 "You reorder some items in your pack.",
11738 "You reorder some items in your pack, even though you never asked for that to happen. But the game helpfully decided to make it so that everything is in different slots now.",
11739 "You've failed to concentrate hard enough.",
11740 "You cannot convert this monster.",
11741 "This chest may be trapped.",
11742 "This chest is broken.",
11743 "This chest is full.",
11744 "You can't put a chest into itself.",
11745 "You can't put a chest into another one.",
11746 "The item disappeared!",
11747 "The item disappeared! Hoehoehoehoe, we don't tell you which one, so you may check your entire inventory and all the 20 pages of your bag of holding.",
11748 "You sense the world around you.",
11749 "You cook some food.",
11752 "You carefully set an explosive rune...",
11753 "You bash at a stone wall.",
11754 "You bash at a stone wall. Ouch! That hurts!",
11755 "You flash a bright aura.",
11756 "You flash a bright aura. Everything suddenly goes dark.",
11757 "You throw a dart of poison.",
11758 "You throw a dart of poison. But you threw it upwards, and it falls back down on your head.",
11759 "You examine your surroundings.",
11760 "You enter the straight road and fly beside the world. Where to exit?",
11761 "No recall on special levels..",
11762 "You are already in town!",
11763 "You make the trees grow!",
11764 "You bite into thin air!",
11765 "You grin and bare your fangs...",
11766 "You were not hungry.",
11767 "You were not hungry, but now you are.",
11768 "Yechh. That tastes foul.",
11769 "You emit an eldritch howl!",
11770 "You attempt to restore your lost energies.",
11771 "You attempt to restore your lost energies. But, like always when you try to do something, you fail horribly.",
11772 "Your eyes look mesmerising...",
11773 "Your eyes look mesmerising... and you were stupid enough to look into a mirror. You are freaked out.",
11774 "Radiation flows from your body!",
11775 "Radiation flows from your body! You're the Radioactive Man now!",
11776 "Ouch! This wall is harder than your teeth!",
11777 "There's something in the way!",
11778 "You don't like the woody taste!",
11779 "This granite is very filling!",
11780 "You can't absorb energy from a discharged rod.",
11781 "There's no energy there to absorb!",
11782 "You suddenly have a headache!",
11783 "You don't see any monster in this direction.",
11784 "You sense no evil there!",
11785 "You sense no evil there, but I'll tell you now that Anastasia is invisible and will suck off your head with her vacuum cleaner.",
11786 "The evil creature vanishes in a puff of sulphurous smoke!",
11787 "Your invocation is ineffectual!",
11788 "You wave your hands in the air.",
11789 "Not enough enough energy to enchant more than one object!",
11791 "You don't have any activable skills or abilities.",
11792 "You have gained one new thaumaturgy spell.",
11794 "You need a skill level of at least 12.",
11795 "Your roots prevent the recall.",
11796 "The spellbinder is triggered!",
11797 "The attack penetrates your shield of invulnerability!",
11798 "You turn into an unthinking vegetable.",
11799 "*** LOW SANITY WARNING! ***",
11800 "Your body starts to scramble...",
11801 "The vein turns into mud!",
11802 "There is a searing blast of light!",
11803 "A demon emerges from Hell!",
11804 "Your psychic energy is drained!",
11805 "You dodge a magical attack!",
11806 "Something bounces!",
11807 "The attack bounces!",
11808 "You are hit by pure death!",
11809 "Daedaedaedaedaedaeueueueueueuei!",
11810 "You are hit by something sharp!",
11811 "You are hit by something sharp! Maybe it's a high-heeled lady shoe?",
11812 "You are hit by something wet!",
11813 "You are hit by a wave of anarchy!",
11814 "You are hit by a loud noise!",
11815 "You are hit by a loud noise, even though that should be unable to hit you physically!",
11816 "You are hit by something puzzling!",
11817 "You are hit by something puzzling! Maybe it was a ray of thoughts, which should actually be immaterial?",
11818 "You are hit by something static!",
11819 "You are hit by kinetic force!",
11820 "You are hit by kinetic force, and pushed into the nearby lava!",
11821 "There is an explosion!",
11822 "You are hit by something slow!",
11823 "You are hit by something slow, because you were such a lame slug and failed to move out of the way even though you really had plenty of time.",
11824 "The light scorches your flesh!",
11825 "The light forces you out of your incorporeal shadow form.",
11826 "You are hit by a blast from the past!",
11827 "You feel as if time is passing you by.",
11828 "You are hit by something heavy!",
11829 "You are hit by something heavy! It was a massive block of lead that squished you flat. You die.",
11830 "You are hit by something invigorating!",
11831 "You are hit by an aura of magic!",
11832 "Something falls from the sky on you!",
11833 "Something falls from the sky on you! An airplane!",
11834 "You are hit by something sharp and cold!",
11835 "You are hit by pure knowledge!",
11836 "You are hit by pure psionic energy!",
11837 "You are hit by something paralyzing!",
11838 "You are hit by pure anti-death energy!",
11839 "You are hit by pure protection!",
11840 "You are hit by pure protection, which actually sounds beneficial!",
11841 "You are knocked back!",
11842 "You are knocked back into lethe water!",
11843 "You are knocked back and crushed!",
11844 "You are severely crushed!",
11845 "You feel a little better.",
11846 "You feel a little better, but you're still deathly sick.",
11847 "The object resists the spell.",
11848 "You feel your life energies returning.",
11849 "You sense the presence of traps!",
11850 "You sense the presence of ways out of this area!",
11851 "You sense the presence of buried treasure!",
11852 "No stair creation in non dungeons...",
11853 "No stair creation on special levels...",
11854 "The curse is broken!",
11855 "It looks muffled.",
11856 "It makes you see tiny red animals.",
11857 "Gravel flies from it!",
11858 "It seems faster!",
11859 "It looks totally incorruptible.",
11860 "It looks completely grounded.",
11861 "It feels very warm.",
11862 "It feels very cool.",
11863 "It makes your stomach rumble.",
11864 "It makes breathing easier for you.",
11865 "It makes everything look darker.",
11866 "It makes you feel you are wearing glasses.",
11867 "It makes you feel deaf!",
11868 "It makes you feel like visiting a graveyard!",
11869 "It makes you feel normal.",
11870 "It is surrounded by a static feeling.",
11871 "It makes you feel you cannot become more stupid.",
11872 "It makes you feel you cannot become more stupid, because you're already more stupid than a rock.",
11873 "It makes you feel you cannot become uglier. Seriously, you're already more ugly than a moth-bitten corpse.",
11874 "It starts shining.",
11875 "It feels lighter.",
11876 "It makes you hear voices inside your head!",
11877 "It looks as good as new.",
11878 "Its position feels uncertain!",
11879 "You start hating animals.",
11880 "You start hating animals. Especially cats.",
11881 "You start hating animals. Dogs are the worst, because they'll shit on the pavements and then you run the risk of stepping into it.",
11882 "It looks extremely sharp!",
11883 "It looks extremely sharp! It is a very dangerous Katie Melua leather boot whose stiletto heel requires a weapon light!",
11884 "The ground trembles beneath you.",
11885 "The ground trembles beneath you. Be glad I told you that you're on the vibrating square or you'd never have found it.",
11886 "Ouch! You get zapped!",
11887 "Its smell makes you feel dizzy.",
11888 "Its smell makes you feel dizzy. Why did you enter the shower room shortly after a woman used it, anyway?",
11889 "It smells rotten.",
11890 "You think it bit you!",
11891 "It looks very confusing.",
11892 "It looks mightier than before.",
11893 "The recharge backfires, draining the rod further!",
11894 "You feel a sudden stirring nearby!",
11895 "You hear a sudden stirring in the distance!",
11896 "You hear a sudden stirring in the distance! This message means that a spectral anaconda has been spawned, which is way out of depth for this dungeon level!",
11897 "You must select a monster.",
11898 "You must select a monster on the genocide prompt. If you don't, you automatically genocide yourself.",
11899 "A mysterious force stops the genocide.",
11902 "The cave ceiling collapses!",
11903 "The cave floor twists in an unnatural way!",
11904 "The cave quakes! You are pummeled with debris!",
11905 "You nimbly dodge the blast!",
11906 "You are bashed by rubble!",
11907 "You are crushed between the floor and ceiling!",
11908 "You can't trade places with that!",
11909 "Your teleportation is blocked!",
11910 "You feel the coldness of the Black Breath attacking you!",
11911 "Woah! You see 10 little Morgoths dancing before you!",
11912 "Huh? Who am I? What am I doing here?",
11913 "Your weapon now seems useless...",
11914 "Oh! You attracted some evil Thunderlords!",
11915 "The artifact resists your blessing!",
11916 "There is a static feeling in the air...",
11917 "You sense the presence of unnatural beings!",
11918 "Hmm, blinking there will take time.",
11919 "You will soon be recalled.",
11920 "You emerge in the wall!",
11921 "Never heard of that place!",
11922 "This place blocks my magic!",
11923 "You cannot go there yet!",
11924 "The Morgothian Curse withers away.",
11925 "The shopkeeper whispers something into your ear:",
11926 "No discount on random artifacts.",
11927 "Invalid response.",
11928 "You eventually agree upon the price.",
11929 "You quickly agree upon the price.",
11930 "You instantly agree upon the price.",
11931 "You can't steal from your home!",
11932 "There is no item to steal.",
11933 "You cannot carry that many different items.",
11934 "You cannot carry that many items.",
11935 "The shopkeeper retires.",
11936 "The shopkeeper brings out some new stock.",
11937 "You cannot take items from the museum!",
11938 "Your home is empty.",
11939 "I am currently out of stock.",
11940 "You do not have enough gold to buy one.",
11941 "Putting it into your home has extra-dimensional problems",
11942 "I have not the room in my store to keep it.",
11943 "Once you donate something, you cannot take it back.",
11944 "You have no special knowledge about that item.",
11945 "Entire inventory is shown.",
11946 "That command does not work in this store.",
11947 "You see no store here.",
11948 "The doors are locked.",
11949 "Your pack is so full that you flee the store...",
11950 "The item has arrived in the Black Market.",
11951 "There isn't enough room for it.",
11952 "You hear something move.",
11953 "Suddenly the cave shifts around you. The air is getting stale!",
11954 "As you touch the trap, the ground starts to shake.",
11955 "You prick yourself on a poisoned needle.",
11956 "You prick yourself on a needle.",
11957 "A spell hangs in the air.",
11958 "A mighty spell hangs in the air.",
11959 "An old and evil spell hangs in the air.",
11960 "The world whirls around you.",
11961 "You touch a poisoned part and can't move.",
11962 "A hidden explosive device explodes in your face.",
11963 "You suddenly don't remember what you were doing.",
11964 "You feel an alien force probing your mind.",
11965 "An age-old and hideous-sounding spell reverberates off the walls.",
11966 "A wretched-smelling gas cloud upsets your stomach.",
11967 "A powerful magic protected this.",
11968 "You hear a hollow noise echoing through the dungeons.",
11969 "Your backpack seems to vibrate strangely!",
11970 "You sense a great loss.",
11971 "Your head feels dizzy for a moment.",
11972 "You feel something touching you.",
11973 "You feel something touching you. It is a pair of female hands that wants to stroke-feel up you.",
11974 "All of your coins were stolen!",
11975 "A small fire works its way through your backpack. Some scrolls are burnt.",
11976 "The fire hasn't finished.",
11977 "You feel the air stabilise around you.",
11978 "You feel like staying around.",
11979 "You somehow feel like another person.",
11980 "You feel a lack of useful items.",
11981 "You feel as if you had a nightmare!",
11982 "You remember having a nightmare!",
11983 "You have a vision of a powerful enemy.",
11984 "You are pushed around!",
11985 "Your backpack seems to be turned upside down.",
11986 "You hear a wail of great disappointment.",
11987 "You have a feeling that this trap could be dangerous.",
11988 "Executing moving stairs trap on level with no stairs!",
11989 "You see some stairs move.",
11990 "You see a stair move.",
11991 "You hear distant scraping noises.",
11992 "You hear a noise, and then its echo.",
11993 "You notice something falling off the trap.",
11994 "You feel light-footed.",
11995 "You hear a growling sound.",
11996 "You have lost trust in your backpack!",
11997 "You hear an echoing cry of rage.",
11998 "The floor vibrates in a strange way.",
11999 "You feel some things in your pack vibrating.",
12000 "You suddenly feel you have time for self-reflection.",
12001 "You hear a sudden, strange sound.",
12002 "Gas sprouts out... you feel yourself transmute.",
12003 "Colors are scintillating around you. You see your past running before your eyes.",
12004 "Heavy fumes sprout out... you feel yourself transmute.",
12005 "Scintillating colors hypnotise you for a moment.",
12006 "You don't dare to set a trap in the darkness.",
12007 "You cannot set a trap on this.",
12008 "Unknown trapping kit type!",
12009 "oops! nonexistant trap!",
12011 "Cannot create spoiler file.",
12012 "Successfully created a spoiler file.",
12014 "Changes accepted.",
12015 "That is not a valid debug command.",
12016 "Your covered hands feel unsuitable for spellcasting.",
12017 "Your hands feel more suitable for spellcasting.",
12018 "The weight of your armor encumbers your movement.",
12019 "You feel able to move more freely.",
12020 "You have trouble wielding such a heavy bow.",
12021 "You have no trouble wielding your bow.",
12022 "You feel relieved to put down your heavy bow.",
12023 "You have trouble wielding such a heavy weapon.",
12024 "You have no trouble wielding your weapon.",
12025 "You feel relieved to put down your heavy weapon.",
12026 "You do not feel comfortable with your weapon.",
12027 "You feel comfortable with your weapon.",
12028 "You feel more comfortable after removing your weapon.",
12029 "The weight of your armor disrupts your balance.",
12030 "You regain your balance.",
12031 "More of your prophecy has been unearthed!",
12032 "You should see a soothsayer quickly.",
12033 "You feel something growing in you.",
12034 "You feel something growing in you. Apparently you're going to have a baby...",
12035 "The hideous thing growing in you seems to die.",
12036 "The hideous thing growing in you seems to die. Well done, now that goddamn baby is dead!",
12037 "Your weapon starts glowing.",
12038 "Your weapon starts glowing and will selfdestruct in 20 turns.",
12039 "Roots dive into the floor from your feet.",
12040 "The roots of your feet suddenly vanish.",
12041 "Air seems to fill your lungs without breathing.",
12042 "Water seems to fill your lungs.",
12043 "You need to breathe again.",
12044 "The water filling your lungs evaporates.",
12045 "You start absorbing the souls of your foes.",
12046 "You feel invulnerable.",
12047 "You are more vulnerable.",
12048 "You feel instable.",
12049 "You feel your body fade away.",
12050 "You are no longer invisible.",
12051 "Your hands are dripping with venom.",
12052 "Your hands are dripping with venom. Every potion you touch will turn into a potion of sickness.",
12053 "The venom source dries out.",
12054 "You are suddenly much less accurate.",
12055 "You are suddenly heavier.",
12056 "You are suddenly heavier. Did you eat a lot lately?",
12057 "You feel able to reach the clouds.",
12058 "You start meditating on yourself...",
12059 "You stop your self meditation.",
12060 "You stop your self meditation. After all, ascension is something you have to work for - just sitting around wanking off won't help!",
12061 "You start reflecting the world around you.",
12062 "You stop reflecting.",
12063 "You stop reflecting. Suddenly disintegration beams are very dangerous!",
12064 "You are now protected against space-time distortions.",
12065 "You are no longer very accurate.",
12066 "You feel protected against light's fluctuation.",
12067 "You are no longer transformed.",
12068 "You are no longer bright.",
12069 "Your mystic shield crumbles away.",
12070 "The prayer has expired.",
12071 "The holy aura vanishes.",
12072 "You feel strangely buoyant!",
12073 "You feel much less buoyant.",
12074 "You feel like a killing machine!",
12075 "You no longer feel safe from evil.",
12076 "You feel safe from good!",
12077 "You leave the physical world and turn into a wraith-being!",
12078 "You feel opaque.",
12079 "Invulnerability!",
12080 "The invulnerability wears off.",
12081 "The air around you charges with lightning!",
12082 "The air around you discharges.",
12083 "Your eyes begin to tingle!",
12084 "Your body regenerates much more slowly.",
12085 "You have been stunned.",
12086 "You have been heavily stunned.",
12087 "You have been knocked out.",
12088 "You have been knocked out by Nelly's lady pumps. Now she starts scratching up and down your legs with her heels while you're unable to fight back.",
12089 "A vicious blow hits your head.",
12090 "You have been given a graze.",
12091 "You have been given a nasty cut.",
12092 "You have been given a deep gash.",
12093 "You have been given a mortal wound.",
12094 "You have been horribly scarred.",
12095 "You are still weak.",
12096 "You have gorged yourself!",
12097 "You are getting faint from hunger!",
12098 "You feel different...",
12099 "Your death has been avenged -- you return to life.",
12100 "Victorious! You're on your way to becoming Champion.",
12101 "A new warrior steps forth!",
12102 "A blue horror appears!",
12103 "A magical staircase appears...",
12104 "'Thou needst a new form, mortal!'",
12105 "'Thou didst not deserve that, slave.'",
12106 "'Thou art growing arrogant, mortal.'",
12107 "'My pets, destroy the arrogant mortal!'",
12108 "'Death and destruction! This pleaseth me!'",
12109 "'Stay, mortal, and let me mold thee.'",
12110 "'I grow tired of thee, mortal.'",
12111 "'Thou needst a lesson in humility, mortal!'",
12112 "'Suffer, pathetic fool!'",
12113 "'Thou reliest too much on thy weapon.'",
12114 "'Thou reliest too much on thine equipment.'",
12115 "'Now thou shalt pay for annoying me.'",
12117 "Nobody ever turns up...",
12118 "You can't wish for a wish!",
12119 "Your wish becomes truth!",
12120 "Your wish becomes truth! Victoria really appeared in person before you, and you come so hard at the sight of her beautiful brown leather boots with black block heels.",
12121 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wendy'. It reads: 'Leave my pink high heels alone!'",
12122 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wendy'. It reads: 'My pink high heels will crush your fingers!'",
12123 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'My butt cheeks are capable of producing fart gas that works like pepper spray, causing people to choke. It's useful for getting rid of guys who try to hit on me.'",
12124 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You wanker, this dungeon is my property! Get the hell out of here!'",
12125 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antonia'. It reads: 'I only got a movement speed of 6 because I broke one of my legs, which forces me to walk with crutches.'",
12126 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'The water at the memorial must be bad! It looks incredibly clean, yet it felt really strange when I drank from it!'",
12127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julia'. It reads: 'My combat boots are fleecy-soft!'",
12128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Err, I don't really know...'",
12129 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you mother-fucker!'",
12130 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'I'll scratch both of your legs and you will bleed a lot. My combat boot heels are really looking forward to it, too.'",
12131 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You made the mistake of insulting my girlfriend. If you don't apologize with her right away, my combat boot heels will make the blood flow like rivers from your legs.'",
12132 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Ranged weapons are stupid. I always use my trusty sword.'",
12133 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Why would I use some retarded gun to shoot my enemy? I'm a melee fighter! Give me a sword and everything's alright! The only thing a gun is good for is to whack enemies with it, but swords are more effective!'",
12134 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'I have a very long bundle.'",
12135 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'Tell me that I look like a model!'",
12136 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I have a swarming swing bundle :-)'",
12137 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antonia'. It reads: 'I'd like to be able to run, but I have to be glad that the crutches allow me to walk at all.'",
12138 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'What, you're calling me a 'would-be noble'? But I'm really a noble!'",
12139 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'If you call me a 'would-be noble' one more time, I'll imprison you in my castle's dungeon.'",
12140 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Susanne'. It reads: 'I want to kick your head with my black block heels!'",
12141 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Newcomers? No idea!'",
12142 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Please don't step on my fingers with your high heels!'",
12143 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Whuh? I don't understand anything!'",
12144 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'You're dead and so are your children.'",
12145 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'You're dead! Your family is dead! Your friends are dead! I'm gonna FUCK you up and your children and your grand children.'",
12146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'My voice and the stench that emanates from my orange shoes mean that I might as well be wearing equipment that aggravates monsters.'",
12147 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'Yes, I like to aggravate you with my odorous lady shoes. Enjoy it!'",
12148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bea'. It reads: 'I can bludgeon you easily!'",
12149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bea'. It reads: 'I'm only 13 years old, but I know karate. One kick and you're down.'",
12150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Justice will be victorious.'",
12151 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm a black belt in karate.'",
12152 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Old beer drink, marijuana smoke!'",
12153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Hoyo hoyo, wololooooo! Hoyo hoyo!'",
12154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I'm a pig priest and I will convert you to my religion now! Hoyohoyowollomollo!'",
12155 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Yes, I developed the pig priests myself! I don't care if you're a Macedonian with four-fold conversion resistance, because I can convert even five-fold conversion-resistant Chinese to my God!'",
12156 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'You'll get yours, you guy!'",
12157 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Now here's a speed bump.'",
12158 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'My butt cheeks are incredibly tender!'",
12159 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Romann'. It reads: 'The reward is got as mine!'",
12160 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Romann'. It reads: 'The firing bonus belongs to me!'",
12161 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Oh, you're enveloped by a dark ball of light!'",
12162 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'All the robbers have to be united! Only then can the motherfuckers be defeated!'",
12163 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'If you're a robber, join our cause - after all, we'll be the united robber class now. But if you're a motherfucker then you can expect to be killed by us!'",
12164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'We're going to New Vegas. Yes indeed.'",
12165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I have to go on the loo quickly!'",
12166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Your right mouse button failed.'",
12167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'You don't have Caesar's tattoo, and therefore you're an enemy.'",
12168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'Caesar will punish you, and then you'll pay.'",
12169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'My butt cheeks can produce very beautiful squeaking noises while pressing the fart gas in your face.'",
12170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Yes, I know that my tender butt cheeks are irresistible. I'm not called the eroticity queen for nothing, after all.'",
12171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Coffin Nail'. It reads: 'One day I'll win the Monopoly world championship.'",
12172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Dirty motherfucker! Die!'",
12173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I want to feel you up very gently.'",
12174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My fingernails want to claw at your unprotected skin and cause bloody wounds.'",
12175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Would you want me to fart in your face with my very tender butt?'",
12176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'It's fun to kick your hands repeatedly and letting the rough soles of my sneakers slide along your skin.'",
12177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conny'. It reads: 'I'm wearing a skirt and high-heeled boots.'",
12178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'We gotta eradicate the robber threat.'",
12179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Fuck you, robber.'",
12180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nicole'. It reads: 'I'm called the Queen of the Night.'",
12181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'And then Sarah came.'",
12182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'My plateau boots love to kick you in the shins.'",
12183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Almuth'. It reads: 'My sneakers are cuddly-soft and want to be caressed!'",
12184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'You're wondering why I'm so good at driving a car? Well, I have a driver's license.'",
12185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'Stop complaining and put on the wedge sandals! Do you want to be a model or not?'",
12186 "Your ether equipment causes your contamination to deteriorate.",
12187 "Current Life Rating is 1%% of 100.",
12188 "Quest monster: greater ugod. Need to turn in 10 corpses to receive reward.",
12189 "Well done, only 50 more to go.",
12190 "no quest info feature found",
12191 "You did not request any money!",
12192 "You have nothing to payback!",
12193 "You and the thieving girl flee laughing!",
12194 "You and the thieving girl flee laughing! (I'm not sure why you are laughing, considering you just lost your money...)",
12195 "Your vagina is bleeding more strongly.",
12196 "Your vagina is bleeding more strongly. You learn the blood stream technique, which is basically a weaponized menstruation!",
12197 "The asian girl hits you in the groin with her knee!",
12198 "Emma kicks you in the ankle with her high heel.",
12199 "You moan in agony!",
12200 "You moan in agony as your nuts are squeezed by the female stiletto heels!",
12201 "You start limping slower.",
12202 "You are still stunned.",
12203 "You are still reading all the silly messages of silliness.",
12204 "The cursed spirit is immune to melee attacks.",
12205 "The cursed spirit is immune to melee attacks. Really. If you keep attacking, you're just wasting your turns.",
12206 "Your black blade greedily attacks Urignac the shopkeeper!",
12207 "There is something scary in your way!",
12208 "There is something scary in your way! It is a combat amazon with high black wedge boots, and she'll kick your sorry butt, you wimp!",
12209 "Oh no! Your weapon clones the Wizard of Yendor!",
12210 "Draining left: percentd",
12211 "You appear confused.",
12212 "You appear confused, which isn't surprising considering you're playing slex :-)",
12213 "Funny Straight Road walking, feat pattern 5.",
12215 "You push past the watch captain.",
12216 "You push past the watch captain. The watch captain gets angry!",
12217 "You push past the watch captain. The watch captain falls into a pool of lava and burns to a crisp. You hear the shrill sound of a guard's whistle, and the Keystone Kops appear!",
12218 "The animated leather peep-toe is in your way!",
12219 "The animated leather peep-toe is in your way, and because you were stupid and bumped into it (thereby wasting a turn), it joyously slams its leather-soft front portion into your shin and you get unconscious from the intense pain.",
12220 "You feel cave mark.",
12221 "There is info feat block.",
12222 "There is text info special.",
12223 "You see pref name.",
12224 "There is an inscription here: execute walking",
12225 "You have dismissed 3 pets.",
12226 "You have dismissed 3 pets. Instead of vanishing, the archon suddenly turns on you! The archon wields a long sword named Vorpal Blade!",
12227 "The object names simply fly over the chasm!",
12228 "You go into dungeon type text",
12229 "You identified the trap as info name.",
12230 "You identified the trap as low local memory trap. Warning: Low Local Memory. Freeing description strings.",
12231 "You have disarmed the superscroller. But the act of doing so created another superscroller somewhere on this dungeon level.",
12232 "You failed to disarm the unfair attack trap. Whoops... Suddenly, all monsters know how to use unfair attacks!",
12233 "You set off the flicker strip trap! Have fun with fleecy colors on the bottom line!",
12234 "The cone heel finds a mark.",
12235 "The cone heel finds a mark. It happens to be your exposed left leg, and the heel starts scratching every bit of skin to shreds.",
12236 "The percents hit percents.",
12237 "The polearm pierces through!",
12238 "The ring of free action shatters!",
12239 "The crystal ball named Orb of Detection shatters!",
12240 "This will drain foo mana points!",
12241 "Warning: This will drain 20 hit points!",
12242 "The club you are wielding appears to be cursed.",
12243 "You cannot wield your crossbow with a shield.",
12244 "You cannot wield your silver saber named Grayswandir with a two-handed weapon.",
12245 "act oname index to label",
12246 "Average grid's mana: percentd.",
12247 "No such command: buff",
12248 "Uncompressed base64 data was too long at Satanchopshaveverycrypticerrormessages.cpp",
12249 "Warning, change_option couldn't find option name.",
12250 "Failed to load ftmp!",
12251 "You are playing game module version major version minor version patch is cvs made by author email.",
12252 "This is get month name of the day wizard false year of the third age.",
12253 "The time is hour:min AM or PM.",
12254 "Added a macro 'str'. If you want it to stay permanently, press @ now and dump macros to a file.",
12255 "You turn into a is vowel rp name!",
12256 "You turn into a race info new race!",
12258 "A heap of shit flies through the air to your feet.",
12259 "You cannot do what from that object; it must be wielded first.",
12260 "You may not do what that spell.",
12261 "antimagic dis percentd",
12262 "error in lua_call while calling 'find_spell'.",
12263 "You can increase 0 more skills.",
12264 "Daediedaedaedaepooooooooouch!",
12266 "Your instrument emits a loud sound!",
12267 "Unknown activation effect: spell.",
12268 "You failed to concentrate hard enough!",
12269 "Couldn't destroy num essences!",
12270 "You need at least select flags skill in alchemy.",
12271 "Oh, NO! You don't have enough magic essences. You needed a number that is greater than the amount you actually have. Like, can you even count to 3?",
12272 "You need skill alchemy magic essences.",
12273 "4 of your 5 scrolls of genocide are destroyed!",
12274 "alchemist recipes essences of al idx",
12275 "You learn about level percentd items",
12276 "You learn about 'ename' ego items.",
12277 "You learn all about the abilities of oname!",
12278 "The chance of success is only 100-basechance%%!",
12279 "The chance of success improved to -1%%.",
12280 "You have successfully created some is a vowel",
12281 "You drop the pot",
12282 "Your attempt backfires! Your wand of wishing explodes!",
12283 "You stop praying to Lugh. Suddenly, Lugh's voice thunders: 'Thou dost need penance!'",
12284 "A cloud of sfail appears above you.",
12285 "You failed to get the spell off!",
12286 "You have to kill 20 monsters to be brought back to life.",
12287 "You have to kill 2000 monsters to be brought back to life. And you have 200 turns to finish that task, otherwise the game ends.",
12288 "Rune powerdiv power = dam",
12289 "You have p_ptr turns of The Rush remaining",
12290 "You have exactly 0 chances of dodging a level 1 monster.",
12291 "Your chance of dodging an attack of a Madeleine's calf-leather sandal is exactly 0%%.",
12292 "You have almost no chance of dodging a level 1 monster.",
12293 "You have a slight chance of dodging a level 2 monster, but a minotaur will still fuck you up completely.",
12294 "You have a significant chance of dodging a level 1 monster. Good thing master mind flayers are a much higher level than that.",
12295 "You have a large chance of dodging a level -19 monster.",
12296 "You will usually dodge successfully a level 5 monster, but your chance of dodging a level 15 monster is still zero.",
12297 "error: level HYPNOS becomes level symbiote",
12298 "symbiote name is healed.",
12299 "Cmovie recording failed!",
12300 "You feel the oname index to label you are describe use o_ptr number is are sense desc feel...",
12301 "You teleport to dungeon level 71.",
12302 "You teleport to dungeon level 71. Rien ne va plus...",
12303 "Your wands are recharged.",
12304 "Your wands are recharged. Several of your wands shattered while being recharged.",
12305 "As you read the blessed scroll of remove curse, it disappears. Several objects resist and remain cursed.",
12306 "You do not perceive anything unusual about the battle-axe named Arabella's Artifact Creation Result.",
12307 "error in lua_call while calling lasting spell",
12308 "The death mold thinks you are not enough in symbiosis.",
12309 "The fire scorches your undead flesh!",
12310 "Total friends: 0.",
12311 "Levels total friend levels, upkeep factor",
12312 "Regen: upkeep regen of regen amount",
12313 "And you have given the imprint to your baby!",
12314 "encounter level wilderness feat",
12315 "Monster level set to 71.",
12316 "The power of Kylie Lum raises you back from the grave!",
12317 "Error err in line num of file 'name'. Parsing 'buf'",
12318 "Character sheet creation failed!",
12319 "Cannot open 'name'.",
12320 "Warning! Could not place object, type : scroll of wishing!",
12321 "Monster nest (giant cockatflayer eellich)",
12322 "Reduced monsters base from small tester to i",
12323 "X:max_panel_cols, Y:max_panel_rows",
12325 "Generation restarted (why)",
12326 "Unknown mego value modifier c.",
12327 "Unknown class flag 'what'.",
12328 "(1)Unknown race flag 'percents'.",
12329 "(2)Unknown skill flag",
12330 "Warning 'idx' not defined but used.",
12331 "Cannot find file name at buf",
12332 "Error err in line num of file 'name'.",
12334 "Error err at line error_line of 'f_info.txt'.",
12335 "Record error_idx contains a 'oops' error.",
12336 "Error (what) reading sf_major.sf_minor.sf_patch savefile.",
12337 "sym_name is repelled.",
12339 "You're not as act as you used to be...",
12340 "sym_name misses you.",
12341 "You dodge m_name attack!",
12342 "The hand of Eru Iluvatar stops m_name blow.",
12344 "long gold coins were stolen!",
12345 "The shrieker makes a high pitched shriek.",
12346 "The cyberdemon fires a rocket.",
12347 "The farting girl makes a strange noise.",
12348 "The greater mummy mumbles frighteningly.",
12349 "The water hound gestures fluidly.",
12350 "The psi mushroom draws psychic energy from you!",
12351 "The Shub-Niggurath gazes deep into your eyes.",
12352 "It mumbles, and you hear scary noises.",
12353 "The funny girl casts a spell, burning your eyes!",
12354 "The umber hulk mumbles, and you hear puzzling noises.",
12355 "The afrit creates a mesmerizing illusion.",
12356 "The animated persian leather boot drains power from your muscles!",
12357 "m_name concentrates on m_poss body.",
12358 "The master lich starts moving faster.",
12359 "Morgoth invokes the Hand of Doom!",
12360 "The golden naga looks completely healed!",
12361 "The nexus quylthulg teleports away.",
12362 "The cluster bomb rock commands you to return.",
12363 "The weeping angel teleports you away.",
12364 "Maurah gestures at your feet.",
12365 "Maurah gestures at your feet, then stomps them with her female hugging boots.",
12366 "Nadja gestures in shadow.",
12367 "The smart trapper mumbles, and then cackles evilly.",
12368 "Vlad the Impaler tries to blank your mind.",
12369 "The Variant Maintainer magically codes some software bugs.",
12370 "Katia magically codes some RNGs.",
12371 "Trone magically summons a Thunderlord!",
12372 "The helcungol magically summons greater demons!",
12373 "The arch-lich magically summons greater undead!",
12374 "Glaurung magically summons ancient dragons!",
12375 "It magically summons special opponents!",
12376 "The watch leader suddenly becomes hostile!",
12377 "The rust monster crushes a long sword named Fire Brand.",
12378 "The mumak turns to fight!",
12379 "You lose control of your tame archon.",
12380 "The master lich gains a level.",
12381 "The master lich gains a level. What? the master lich is evolving! the master lich evolved into an arch-lich!",
12382 "Warning, unmatching MEGO(mod).",
12383 "warning: Refused monster(r_idx): EMPTY BOLD",
12384 "spirit in non void",
12385 "Refused monster r_idx: unique not unique",
12386 "cur_num >= max_num",
12387 "Deep Unique (Demogorgon).",
12388 "m_name incarnates into a m_name2!",
12389 "The soul of the lich deincarnates!",
12390 "Medusa is not your pet!",
12391 "You have o_name (index_to_label(slot)).",
12392 "You have no room for a bag of holding containing 250 items.",
12393 "You have no room for a bag of holding containing 250 items. Maximum amount of items in open inventory (ones in containers included) is 255.",
12394 "You see a pile of 200 items.",
12395 "Your dagger named Dethanc gains access to the antimagic realm.",
12396 "Your dagger named Dethanc gains access to the antimagic realm. You lose the ability to cast spells or zap wands.",
12397 "s_ptr->name + set_name item set completed.",
12398 "No object (tval,sval)",
12399 "The potion of gain level disappears.",
12400 "You have 0 charges remaining.",
12401 "You have a loadstone.",
12402 "You feel desc decompose.",
12404 "error in lua_call while calling 'c->script' lua hook script. Breaking the hook chain now.",
12405 "Unkown hook type c->type, name c->name",
12406 "You conjure up thunder!",
12407 "You conjure up thunder! Your ring of free action turns to dust!",
12408 "Warning power_activate() called with invalid power(percentd).",
12409 "Adding randart power: ra_idx",
12410 "The scroll radiates a blinding light!",
12411 "tome_dofile(): file percents(buf) doesn't exist.",
12412 "i [n] = tolua_getnumber(L, i, 0)",
12413 "error in lua_call while calling 'function' from call_lua. Things should start breaking up from now on!",
12414 "Triggering spell amnesia.",
12415 "The little dog dies from protecting you, you feel very sad...",
12416 "Your plate mail is damaged!",
12417 "Your cloak of magic resistance was disenchanted!",
12418 "Yeenoghu is immune to magic.",
12419 "You feel your stat boost drain away.",
12420 "You fail to turn Trollsbane to gold!",
12421 "You fail to turn Trollsbane to gold! It transforms into a loadstone instead.",
12422 "You turn the set of silver dragon scales to fool's gold.",
12423 "You sense the presence of Lamashtu!",
12424 "The recharging backfires - your wand of wishing is completely drained!",
12425 "You save your wand of gain level from destruction, but all charges are lost.",
12426 "Wild magic consumes your wand of death!",
12427 "The spell seems to produce an ... interesting effect on the r_name.",
12428 "Asmodeus has 1205 hit points.",
12429 "Your kitten wails out in pain!",
12430 "Your kitten wails out in pain and is killed by the falling rock trap!",
12431 "Your kitten wails out in pain and is killed by the falling rock trap! An evil voice snickers: 'Bwarharharharhar!'",
12432 "The black aura on your potion of full healing disrupts the blessing!",
12433 "error in lua_call while calling 'apply_rules'.",
12434 "The object suddenly stands elsewhere.",
12435 "Suddenly you feel glad you're a mere mortal.",
12436 "You feel you have angered your deity.",
12437 "Moloch quakes in rage: 'Thou art supremely insolent, mortal!!'",
12438 "The master naga activates a spell!",
12439 "mlk changes made.",
12440 "Current Life Rating is percent in 100.",
12441 "Creating a lot of quality items. Base level = dun_level.",
12442 "q, i, matches, better, worse, other",
12443 "New fate : Find object gold_piece on level 2",
12444 "New fate : Meet monster minotaur on level 3",
12445 "New fate : Find artifact Ogresmasher on level 5",
12446 "New fate : Death on level 10",
12447 "New fate : Never to die by the hand of a mortal being.",
12448 "Your body convulses and spawns a noxious fungus.",
12449 "You still have to kill 2000 monsters.",
12450 "Marylene puts a terrible Morgothian curse on you!",
12451 "m_name says: line_got",
12454 "Moloch rewards you with a corruption!",
12455 "Moloch rewards you with a corruption! Your potions now have 20%% chance of turning into poison when quaffed.",
12456 "Moloch rewards you with a corruption! Your charisma is reduced by half and you intermittently become blinded.",
12457 "'Uh... uh... the answer's type or effect, what's the question?'",
12458 "You cast Cosmic Rays! Gamma radiation bursts from your fingers! All your enemies mutate!",
12459 "You cast Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is not comfortable being grappled there!",
12460 "You feel as much as hear the booming deep bass rumble of Ishtar belting out, 'Thou hast strayed from the path, mortal.'",
12461 "You can clearly recall that Arabella once told you, 'I put nasty traps everywhere, including the auto destruct trap.'",
12462 "In your imagination you can almost hear the voice of Rita saying, 'I will torture you. I will whack your head with my tender stiletto heels again and again, and if you get unconscious from the pain, I'll resume hitting you as soon as you come to yourself again.'",
12463 "Whither cometh this strange revelation? Could it be from Anastasia? Thou art uncertain. But lo, it sayeth, 'Your wish is my highest order!'",
12464 "An airy, breathless whisper, scented intriguingly with lavendar, arrives fluttering on a light draft, delivering the words of Elif to you: 'There are many interesting parts of my body, and you may get to know them now.'",
12465 "Disrupting your game (and shattering the fourth wall in the process), Amy says 'Join the IRC channel. I know you have a thousand questions about this game. #em.slashem.me or #hardfought.org - don't hesitate, I won't bite! :D'",
12466 "Your mind clouds over as your focus shifts to the voice of Max saying, 'Now you fucked up, you sorry robber ass. I will not tolerate your existence any longer.'",
12467 "Buried deep in the core of your consciousness is a nagging fixation on a hazy memory of something Larissa may once have said: 'I will use my block heels to smash your toes and fingers.'",
12468 "A screaming banshee appears, wailing at the top of her lungs, delivering a message ostensibly from Sophia: 'My high heels will kill you in a most painful way!'",
12469 "No one but Mohmar Deathstrike can be saying 'This game will not be defeated by a fool like you.'",
12470 "You can almost make out a barely-audible high-pitched whine. It sounds a little like Flo-ooo, whimpering, 'Please, rescue me from this torture! The cute little slut with syphilis imprisoned me and is playing music on my head with her stiletto heels, and it's unbearably painful!'",
12471 "You summon all the strength of your considerable mental powers and deliver unto G-cheater a stunning rebuke. The only answer that comes back is a feeble 'Bwodwoi! Libarfrai! Amoaoaeno!'",
12472 "Emblazoned upon your mind, like a brand on the hide of a cow but glowing like a hot iron, the hideous scrawled handwriting of Sandra says this: 'Wait until I'm wearing my combat boots again, then I'll rip both of your legs to shreds with my lovely heels.'",
12473 "You must never forget, Conny always reminds you, 'You cannot defeat my high-heeled combat boots. Either the buckles or the zippers will add bloody wounds to your legs, and a kick with the massive heel is strong enough to bludgeon you outright.'",
12474 "You have a message from Manuela. 'You have not paid your fine of 100 euros, which means that it increased to 200 now. Pay within one week or I'll send a lawyer to fuck you up.'",
12475 "Whether it is true, or whether it is untrue, you cannot say; but surely this is what Anna is telling you: 'My fellow hussies will make sure you can never claim the Amulet of Yendor. Fear the power of Anna's Hussy Club!'",
12476 "You feel less resistant to contamination!",
12477 "Error, we have lag! Trying to sleep for -15 seconds! (Our delta is 48)",
12478 "Warning: Skynethack will become self-aware and realise that Nethack works much better and bug-free if there are no human players.",
12479 "Your data is deleted!",
12480 "Suddenly you don't remember anything.",
12481 "Suddenly you don't remember your spells.",
12482 "You feel a severe attribute loss.",
12483 "You feel all your attributes draining.",
12484 "You cannot pray any longer.",
12485 "Your alignment is nuked.",
12486 "Your level is resetted to 1.",
12487 "You feel a loss of intrinsics...",
12488 "One of your intrinsics is permanently deactivated!",
12489 "You feel much less skilled than before.",
12490 "Your possessions are severely damaged!",
12491 "Your magical items turn into mundane ones.",
12492 "You lose all of your armor!",
12493 "Your health and mana are severely damaged!",
12494 "Some of your techniques no longer work...",
12495 "Your items are randomly deleted!",
12496 "You rapidly sink into the lava!",
12497 "The magical energy is released! You irradiate yourself with pure energy! You die.",
12498 "The magical energy is released! You irradiate yourself with pure energy! You die. The programmer laughs at you because his fucked up interface screw killed you, even though that's bullshit.",
12499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'there is yes one'",
12500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'My high heels are very sharp-edged.'",
12501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'No robber may survive.'",
12502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'A Mercedes is a scrappy car.'",
12503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why am I asking dumb questions?'",
12504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Get outta here you snifferface!'",
12505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mira'. It reads: 'You need a curing bath.'",
12506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thorwald'. It reads: 'How do you control this game?'",
12507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sunali'. It reads: 'What? You want to set fire to my house?'",
12508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'I'm really the Counterstrike world champion.'",
12509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'No, I'm really the Counterstrike world champion. I'm not kidding, no one can defeat me.'",
12510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Vote for the POEZ or die!'",
12511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'err what is a toilet supposed to be'",
12512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You must be crazy.'",
12513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'I want to fart you in the face!'",
12514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alexia'. It reads: 'Hands off or I'll kick them.'",
12515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jeanetta'. It reads: 'I'll kick you in the ankle.'",
12516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Verena'. It reads: 'I'm wearing super-tender stiletto sandals!'",
12517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'The Cooper test is too easy.'",
12518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Feel free to pull down my pants!'",
12519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Don't start a fight with Frongnir!'",
12520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruth'. It reads: 'I'll give the talk, not you.'",
12521 "Your items are cursed and disenchanted!",
12522 "Error: Trying to read ability idx.",
12523 "Tile (x,y) referenced collision times.",
12524 "No monsters of genus exist.",
12525 "Name not found in monster list.",
12526 "Where should it spawn? (select a location)",
12527 "The object slips from your hands!",
12528 "Transport to what location?",
12529 "Transport failed - site too densely occupied.",
12530 "optimized (20 charges) disintegration ray gun",
12531 "Warp to what level?",
12532 "Create what kind of feature?",
12533 "Put it where? (select a location)",
12535 "There is no one here.",
12536 "Check what story flag?",
12537 "Such story flag has not been set.",
12538 "Flag has value percentd.",
12541 "Toggle mutations:",
12542 "Where? (select a location)",
12543 "With whom? (select a creature)",
12544 "With whom do you want to have sex? (select a monster of appropriate gender)",
12545 "building bunker rooms",
12546 "desperately adding a room!",
12547 "miserable failure!",
12549 "disconnected! Your Internet is really crappy!",
12550 "The object devours the brain!",
12551 "The object devours the brain! You die from brainlessness. But wait! Your amulet begins to glow! Unfortunately your brain is still gone.",
12552 "You hear content munching sounds.",
12553 "The can envelops the brain!",
12554 "You hear a slurping sound.",
12555 "You hear a slurping sound. Apparently Karin and her girls are eating ice-cream, maybe you should ask nicely whether they'll pay for your cone too?",
12556 "The mutagen soaks up the liquid!",
12557 "It develops a fatal mutation and dies.",
12558 "It develops a harmful mutation.",
12559 "It loses its ability to process input.",
12560 "Nothing else seems to happen.",
12561 "Its abilities improve!",
12563 "It regresses in development!",
12564 "It gains a new ability!",
12565 "Its mutation develops into somewhat beneficial one.",
12566 "It is further enhanced!",
12567 "Looks like the object enjoyed it.",
12568 "Looks like you enjoyed it.",
12569 "Looks like you enjoyed it. No wonder, considering how fleecy Victoria's combat boots are... the sight of her block heels alone is enough to make you come spontaneously.",
12570 "The acid is annihilated.",
12571 "The acid boils violently as it is neutralized.",
12572 "The acid boils violently as it is neutralized. KABOOM! It explodes!",
12573 "You hear boiling.",
12575 "The acid boils and explodes. Your plate mail corrodes! Your Excalibur corrodes (even though it's rustproof)! Your pick-axe was vaporized!",
12576 "The pit is filled with acid!",
12577 "You smell acidic odor.",
12578 "You smell acidic odor. Mmmmmmmmmm, hydrochloric acid! You deeply inhale the lovely scent.",
12579 "You pour out the contents into your trouser pocket.",
12580 "You pour out the contents into your trouser pocket. Bad idea, now your trousers are destroyed because it was a potion of acid. Why didn't you identify the type of potion first? You must really be stupid!",
12581 "The rad trap is annihilated!",
12582 "The rad trap dissolves!",
12583 "The vat is annihilated!",
12584 "The sludge freezes!",
12585 "The sludge boils!",
12586 "Many large bubbles rise from the vat.",
12587 "The sludge fizzes.",
12588 "The sludge fizzes and splashes around. Your magic lamp corrodes!",
12589 "The sludge fizzes and splashes around. Eek - part of it got on your skin! You have become a green slime.",
12590 "The sludge thickens.",
12591 "The sludge thins.",
12592 "The sludge changes color.",
12593 "The sludge seems less nutritous now.",
12594 "The sludge seems less nutritous now. (Why on earth would you want to eat it anyway?)",
12595 "The sludge seems more nutritious now.",
12596 "The sludge seems more nutritious now. You can't resist the temptation to eat it, and promptly become a green slime.",
12597 "You've improved the sludge recipe.",
12598 "You drain a brain.",
12599 "The sludge seems purified.",
12600 "The sludge is churning more rapidly now.",
12601 "A larva falls out and drowns in the sludge!",
12602 "A larva falls out and drowns in the sludge! You murderer!",
12603 "The canister does something beyond description!",
12604 "You almost breach space-time continuity by triggering unimplemented effect.",
12605 "You'd better report this bug and how you caused it.",
12606 "You'd better report any bugs and how you caused them. I'm serious. The worst thing you can do is encounter a game crash and not tell Amy about it.",
12607 "The portable hole is annihilated along with your trouser pocket!",
12608 "The portable hole dissolves!",
12609 "Something falls out and is fried by the force field!",
12610 "Kzapp! You smell fried meat.",
12611 "The force field neutralizes the liquid.",
12612 "You spill antimatter.",
12613 "You spill antimatter. And because you didn't watch out, you spill it over your left foot... or rather, what once WAS your left foot, because now you only have one foot left.",
12615 "It ignites, and the heat causes your scroll of genocide to spontaneously combust!",
12617 "It freezes! And as you look around, you see a Whitlevel Kop who just told you to freeze, and the monster thought the kop was addressing it!",
12619 "It shocks you! Your ring of conflict explodes!",
12622 "This is sticky. And as you try to get the chewing gum off your hands, you accidentally rip off your entire skin...",
12623 "You soak yourself.",
12624 "You soak yourself. Your 5 scrolls of teleportation fade. Your spellbook of genocide fades. Your potion of full healing dilutes completely.",
12625 "spilling upwards at self",
12626 "You stick the canister outside the map and pour it out.",
12627 "Its contents are harmlessly deallocated.",
12628 "Its contents fail to be deallocated, and the segfault panic will happen on the next autosave.",
12629 "You splash the contents of canister at Shodan, whoever that's supposed to be.",
12630 "You coat your lacings with glue.",
12631 "You do something evil and buggy to the elder priest.",
12632 "You do something evil and buggy to the elder priest. His tentacles are permanently glued together and he can no longer use them for his asshole attack of assholeness.",
12633 "You drink antimatter.",
12634 "You drink antimatter and are annihilated. Do you want your possessions identified?",
12637 "You feel invigorated!",
12638 "You feel refreshed!",
12639 "You feel happier!",
12640 "You feel happier! That's what the sight of a beautiful girl with a long bundle does to you.",
12641 "Your health suffers.",
12642 "You drink an especially foul BBB canister.",
12643 "As you open the canister it heats up and you smell ... coffee?",
12644 "You drink lukewarm coffee.",
12645 "You drink cold coffee, and curse the nonexistance of microwave ovens in this dungeon.",
12646 "You drink hot coffee.",
12647 "You drink hot coffee. Katie puts her white leather boots in your lap and says 'Screw the persons trying to ban the hot coffee mod, we want to enjoy GTA San Andreas the way it's meant to be played.' You start taking your clothes off.",
12648 "Values for timeouts are those used by disk of hypnosis in reverse.",
12649 "The canister sticks to your tongue!",
12650 "The canister sticks to your tongue! You look ridiculous!",
12651 "You look ridiculous!",
12652 "You are drinking a canister of universal solvent.",
12653 "You dissolve the super glue.",
12654 "You unweld your weapon.",
12655 "You unweld your weapon. Don't wield it again though, because it's still cursed.",
12656 "You dissolve some of your flesh. Ouch!",
12657 "You bathe in universal solvent and dissolve completely. You die. But wait... Your medallion begins to glow! Unfortunately your body is still dissolved...",
12658 "Ick! That must have been toxic!",
12659 "This tastes like water.",
12660 "This tastes like water, looks like water - but isn't water! Instead, it was concentrated sulfuric acid! You melt down and die.",
12661 "Your wounds are rapidly healing!",
12662 "Your wounds are rapidly getting worse! Seek a doctor in 1000 turns or you'll die of bleeding.",
12663 "Your head wound is closed.",
12664 "Your head wound is closed, but the mental disability remains.",
12665 "You feel much healthier.",
12666 "You have a feeling this will delay the plague somewhat.",
12667 "Your wounds are fully healed!",
12668 "Your wounds are fully healed! Or they would be, but someone put an arbitrary cap of 400 HP on the effect of the potion of full healing.",
12670 "Yuck! Only zombies would enjoy such food.",
12671 "You may restore an ability:",
12672 "You may increase an ability:",
12674 "Capitalize name.",
12675 "Undecided, eh? We'll help.",
12676 "You are already as bugged as you can get!",
12677 "You feel relieved!",
12679 "This nourishing drink has delicious taste!",
12680 "This stuff must be poisonous.",
12682 "Your senses open to new dimensions.",
12683 "You drink something writhing and slimy.",
12684 "You overdose Buffout.",
12685 "You hear a dark, enticing voice in the back of your head.",
12686 "Is there something you hold dear?",
12687 "You are altered!",
12688 "The voice becomes more seducing and somehow closer.",
12689 "Is there something you despise?",
12690 "The voice takes on angry tone, booming all around you.",
12691 "Very well, you are worthy, proud and untrusting.",
12692 "TASTE THE POWER!",
12693 "Dark energies course through your cells mutating you!",
12694 "Dude, really drink ANTIMATTER?!",
12695 "Find out why is it there and what it really does?",
12696 "Count wasted embryos too.",
12697 "If it survived until this point it means the floor is contaminated.",
12698 "Better reveal it.",
12699 "Very bad thing to do.",
12700 "This might help nail down any bugs.",
12701 "TODO: Change to 3rd person.",
12702 "TODO: get rid of kExplode exception and turn this into a table.",
12703 "In other words the energy type does not deal plain hit point damage.",
12704 "Not reached unless someone adds new energy type and ignores compiler warning. In which case it is just and right to crash.",
12705 "We're in corridor or something.",
12706 "Remove powers. Selected entries will be added back.",
12707 "here's some fractal noise crap that I was playing around with but decided not to use.",
12708 "Prevent motion tracker from picking up things it should not.",
12709 "Prejudiced term from WH40k for intelligent non-human races.",
12710 "Watch out for all monsters with names in plural.",
12711 "You are bathing in acid!",
12712 "Your body is being slowly dissolved by the acid.",
12713 "You're almost out of air!",
12714 "You can no longer see through your darkened goggles.",
12715 "You feel caffeine effects decline.",
12716 "You are no longer hosed.",
12717 "You regain your courage.",
12718 "Ice block holding the minotaur melts down.",
12719 "You don't feel so sore anymore.",
12720 "Hero bought some time. Now it ends.",
12721 "The ilness is coming back.",
12722 "Hurt might lead to loss of power maintaining.",
12724 "Plague tortures your mind.",
12725 "Plague tortures your body.",
12726 "Plague tortures your mind and body.",
12727 "This must be cured.",
12728 "The command not to use the Nam-Shub has weakened.",
12729 "You overcome distaste towards your mutant nature.",
12730 "You again will fight when it is necessary.",
12731 "Silently remove this timer. The effect is permanent.",
12732 "Relies on an innate intrinsic instead of condition. Not good ...",
12733 "You feel a bit speedier.",
12734 "You feel speedy!",
12735 "You feel a bit slower.",
12736 "You feel sluggish...",
12737 "Your connection is hosed!",
12738 "Your connection is hosed! Hit space to continue to the dgamelaunch screen...",
12739 "Are you flying high above ground (depression)?",
12740 "Monsters are always considered to be flying high.",
12741 "You are encased in ice!",
12742 "The tame vampire falls down and shatters on impact!",
12743 "Frozen, you plummet to your death.",
12744 "Frozen, you plummet to your death. Your body shatters into thousand pieces!",
12745 "Your body shatters into thousand pieces!",
12746 "You feel terribly sick.",
12747 "You barely feel it.",
12748 "You have an unpleasant dream!",
12749 "You have an unpleasant dream! It is about a NetHack character that you're about to ascend, and you're on the Astral Plane, when suddenly Pestilence makes you deathly sick and stunlocks you and your unihorn keeps failing...",
12750 "Your butt looks a little uncomfortable.",
12751 "You feel violated!",
12752 "You feel violated and want to creep back to your 'safe space'!",
12753 "Plague timeout must be found and cut out. Clearing is not enough.",
12754 "Some items modify character abilities.",
12755 "Change of abilities gives the item away.",
12756 "Yes, this hurts when hero is better at heavy guns.",
12757 "You must be aware of its function to benefit from the belt.",
12758 "Two skillsoft implants should not add up. Best value counts.",
12759 "Mecha-dendrites are implanted in cerebellum and thus need not worry about duplicating skill bonus effect of some other implant of same kind.",
12760 "Torc amplifies psionic powers better than metabolic ones.",
12761 "If something blocks the intrinsic dropping it to negative it is not present. The return is zero so in that case because this allows to to treat this function as predicate.",
12762 "Light gives you away.",
12763 "Smaller worms hide well in sludge.",
12764 "Darkness is good cover.",
12765 "Test orthogonal spaces.",
12766 "One wall is enough.",
12767 "Can always 'see' self even if blind.",
12768 "Invisible heroes have 50%% to be sensed when adjacent.",
12769 "Naked eye sight test.",
12770 "You always see everyone next to you unless invisible.",
12771 "You always see everyone next to you unless you are invisible. This doesn't really make sense, but it's intentional because that way the invisibility intrinsic isn't so godawfully overpowered.",
12772 "See into darkness by light source.",
12773 "Spot creature by night vision or EM-Field vision.",
12774 "Your professional rank is now Senior Asswipe.",
12775 "You suddenly remember you could swim!",
12776 "You suddenly remember you could swim! But this is NetHack, and characters all cannot swim by default, even if they take off all their heavy armor.",
12777 "Your dormant instincts awake.",
12778 "constitution damage results in lost HP",
12779 "Drop powers as long as there is need.",
12780 "Pick and turn off one power.",
12781 "Refund psi immediately. This simulates ability damage hitting points allocated to powers.",
12782 "Plug hole in array. Another pick might be needed.",
12783 "You fail to maintain a power.",
12784 "You fail to maintain any of your powers.",
12785 "Death is not immediate.",
12786 "FIXME: Move to Fight.cpp",
12787 "You resist partially.",
12788 "These messages are long enough to put them on their own line.",
12789 "These messages are silly enough to keep displaying them, because I'm fairly sure you love them.",
12790 "You neutralize some of the toxin and resist the rest.",
12791 "You neutralize the toxin.",
12792 "You partially neutralize and resist.",
12793 "Quarterbacks are expert at kicking and take no damage.",
12794 "At least one point of lethal damage was sent.",
12795 "Recognize this type of flaslight wielded by monster as dangerous.",
12796 "Hit with imbued weapon.",
12797 "Reveal hit (accidentally or not) targets.",
12798 "Iterate through three possible types of damage.",
12799 "Phase 1: Collect damage.",
12800 "Some damages do not kick in always.",
12801 "Bugs react to bugginess status of melee attacks.",
12802 "Whacking with things in melee is influenced by strength applied.",
12803 "Global damage bonus influences many ways of doing harm but should not affect poisons, effect durations and other such things.",
12804 "Full bonus is applied only to first eligible energy type.",
12805 "No energy type should deal less than one damage point by itself.",
12806 "Possibly nullify some of the damage with a shield.",
12807 "shield absorbed damage for free",
12809 "Not resisted damage may be absorbed.",
12810 "If you successfully hurt yourself with your own grenade you now know what it does.",
12811 "If you successfully hurt yourself with your own grenade you now know that you're a stupid blonde. Probably threw the pin instead of the grenade.",
12812 "Hard to be certain in this case.",
12813 "Hard to be certain in this case. After all, this is SLEX, nothing is guaranteed except the fact that you will not win the game.",
12814 "Phase 2: Special attack effects.",
12815 "The green slime revitalized by the sludge spill.",
12816 "Some is money is permanently lost so the attack actually is harmful instead of being 100%% joke.",
12817 "You hear the program bugs craving for your gray matter.",
12818 "The mi-go extracts your brain!",
12819 "You are now brain in a jar.",
12820 "This is warning an instakill is coming your way.",
12821 "This is warning a nongrammatical sentence is coming your way.",
12822 "The gomi philosopher makes an incision into your skull!",
12823 "You water the plant. It appears to be grateful.",
12824 "You water the poison ivy plant. It appears to suddenly discover that you look very tasty, and eats you whole.",
12825 "You sense the thinking blood would be more welcome.",
12826 "Phase 3: Messages.",
12827 "Your implant amplifies incoming psionic force.",
12828 "Your force shield nullifies some of the damage and fizzles out!",
12829 "Your shield of reflection blocks the minotaur's attack and breaks in the process!",
12830 "YAFM for clubbed to death killer tomatoes.",
12832 "Attack has only nonlethal energies.",
12833 "It is a little difficult to bite with sealed helmet on.",
12834 "Hits granting experience are termed abductions.",
12835 "Hits granting experience are termed abductions. Have fun with Pale Night! She'll take you to places you've never seen before, especially once you pull off her veil...",
12836 "Sparks fly from your gun!",
12837 "Sparks fly from your gun, but no projectile comes out!",
12838 "Sparks fly from your gun, which suddenly explodes in your hands!",
12839 "Have you discovered that some of your gear can absorb energy?",
12840 "Hey, your helmet can absorb energy!",
12841 "Hey, my penis can do this too!",
12842 "Your mind rage quits!",
12843 "You hear someone loudly exclaim 'I quit!'.",
12844 "Phase 4: Deal damage.",
12845 "Damage will be counted again more accurately and stored in 'totaldamage'. Some special attacks can hurt HP in certain cases.",
12846 "Damage type not triggered.",
12847 "Possibly damage some equipment. This occurs even if you suffer no harm yourself.",
12848 "Possibly damage some equipment. This occurs even if you suffer no harm yourself. Gotta love Gehennom's fire traps, especially since the only way to protect your shit is to stuff it all in a bag.",
12849 "damage and herosees",
12850 "Make an abduction!",
12851 "An easy way to identify gauss ray gun: fire it at a robot.",
12852 "Intensive radiation blinds you!",
12853 "You are entangled in a web!",
12854 "For balance, monsters take double HP damage in addition to str drain.",
12855 "Phase 5: After attack effects. Test for specific weapons.",
12856 "Alive creatures are assumed to have blood or equivalent.",
12857 "Skin was not pierced.",
12858 "Bad for the sword and no enhancement increase.",
12859 "At full potency already.",
12860 "Enhancement is increased on kills and 50%% if it was negative.",
12861 "Hero needs to witness both attacker and victim.",
12862 "Pain may wake up asleep creatures.",
12863 "Pain may wake up asleep creatures. But if *you* are hurt in your sleep, e.g. because Karin repeatedly slams her sexy knee into your nuts, you will not wake up prematurely.",
12864 "Warn the player of impeding doom.",
12865 "Warn the player of impeding doom. With a big fat message that reads something like 'A MONSTER WITH DATA DELETE ATTACKS WAS SPAWNED ON THIS LEVEL', hahaha!",
12866 "You are about to die!",
12867 "The borg adapt to defend against the attacks you use against them! I am so evil!!",
12868 "Too bad this is not saved.",
12869 "Provoke attacked monsters - go hunting!",
12871 "The grid bug is derezzed!",
12873 "RAAWWWRRRR! (Does this sound incredibly cliched?)",
12874 "Dying while frozen does not trigger usual slain effects.",
12875 "Assume any death is hero's fault. It almost always is.",
12876 "Giving experience when that stupid tribble falls into a pit and dies on its own is a minor price to pay.",
12877 "Multipliers can be too easily farmed for XP. Arbitrary cap.",
12878 "Once a new pass over creatures is made it will be deleted. See Game.cpp:gameLoop ().",
12879 "Alien Queens spray much more blood than everyone else.",
12880 "Very experienced Xel'Naga have stronger acid blood.",
12881 "The more the merrier.",
12882 "The more the merrier. This basically sums up the SLEX design philosophy - there are never enough monsters, nasty traps, or silly messages for that matter.",
12883 "Buggy bolts go awry surely. Non-buggy sometimes do too.",
12884 "Unburrowing takes time.",
12885 "No need to print a message since we knew it was there.",
12886 "No need to print a message since we knew it was there. But yet here you are reading it.",
12887 "Not seen - no message.",
12888 "Impossible! Shroud of bugginess!",
12889 "The thing morphs into a monster!",
12890 "Problem to try take care about now.",
12891 "0 - none, 1 - webbing, 2 - taping, 3 - being in a pit",
12892 "One cannot get out of pit if webbed or taped.",
12893 "You fly out of the bugginess zone.",
12894 "It is error if this point is reached so make it long to be noticeable.",
12895 "The little girl tries to get rid of her cursed wedged little-girl sandal unsuccessfully.",
12896 "strange weapon message",
12897 "You can't wield that because you're wearing it!",
12898 "No messages or revelations for monsters.",
12899 "You find out this weapon has automatic aim module.",
12900 "Auto-aim hampers you because your skill is greater.",
12901 "Auto-aim hampers you because your skill is greater. Turn off the fucking aimbot and wallhack, you cheater! Serves you right if you get hoist by your own petard!",
12902 "Your mind finds peace.",
12903 "Your mind finds peace, because you just passed away.",
12904 "There's no more room in your brain for this implant!",
12905 "Your force field repels the new implant!",
12906 "You already have an implant installed in your frontal brain.",
12907 "You already have an implant installed in your frontal brain. Admit it, without it you'd score lower than a stone if you try to have your IQ tested.",
12908 "Quietly because this condition can only be triggered by automatic donning at the start of new game.",
12909 "Wearing two Excruciators is instant death.",
12910 "You cannot bring yourself to wear another Excruciator.",
12911 "Covering your body deprives you of camouflage.",
12912 "You gain access to technical knowledge database.",
12913 "You blend in with your surroundings.",
12914 "You obtain a pyramid data feed.",
12915 "You would blend in with your surroundings if you hadn't covered your suit.",
12916 "This is never printed.",
12917 "You cannot see this message. If you do see it, tell Amy about it immediately. irc channel: #em.slashem.me on Libera",
12918 "You got yourself another parasitic friend it seems.",
12919 "You got yourself another parasitic friend it seems, and decide to call it Ungooma.",
12920 "+2 to heavy guns is noticeable. If it gives +1 it could be either buggy or debugged so bugginess is not revealed yet.",
12921 "There is a feeling of stasis around you.",
12922 "You zoom into the air!",
12923 "You can see through things!",
12924 "You can see through things! Ina wonders why you are staring at her, not knowing that for your eyes, her clothes don't exist now.",
12925 "Identify +0 if you know type.",
12926 "'Not Enough Identify' is the title of the SLEX anthem.",
12927 "'Not Enough Identify' is the title of the SLEX anthem. And Amy's advice is that you should be bold and wear- or use-test your items, or you'll spend tens of thousands of turns not knowing what any of it is.",
12928 "Psions are considered so expert at noticing psionic aura disturbances they can know psionic amplifiers just by having them interact with their brain.",
12929 "KZAPP! Your brain is shocked!",
12930 "KZAPP! Your brain is shocked! The world spins and goes dark as you slap against the floor.",
12931 "Unbelieveable pain torments you!",
12932 "Unbelieveable pain torments you as Sandra steps on your head with her black leather sandals! (It turns out the soles are covered with long, retractable spikes that just bored into your brain.)",
12933 "The implant turns out to be another Excruciator.",
12934 "Your suffering is increased exponentially pushing you into agony.",
12935 "It's hard to see out of this helmet.",
12936 "It's hard to see out of this helmet. But you can't take it off, because it is of the autocursing kind, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...",
12937 "A voice roars in your head: 'Blood for the blood god!'",
12938 "A voice whispers in your ear: 'Pleasure me, my dear!'",
12939 "You hear a thousand silent voices.",
12940 "Someone gurgles and speaks: 'Come bask in my filth, lowly player.'",
12941 "The quivering blob quivers and envelops your body!",
12942 "You no longer blend in with your surroundings.",
12943 "You can see much better now.",
12944 "You can see much better now. Hopefully you won't get sane from perceiving the world as the atrocious place it really is.",
12945 "The torc's rare earth circuits are singed as you remove it from your neck!",
12946 "Its color deadens.",
12947 "If a creature gets hit with certain energy type what items get affected?",
12948 "Only unprotected energy cells are subject to shortening out.",
12949 "Be content with finding a single stack of cells because if all of them were picked up for attack players might be tempted to split their cells to protect implants. This would be boring.",
12950 "Helmet granting resistance to electricity protects implants.",
12951 "Any shock capacitors are last implants to be ejected because these have greatest electricity tolerance.",
12952 "Bio armors respond to restoration, healing and plague.",
12953 "Choose one victim randomly.",
12954 "Try your keycards first.",
12955 "It is in working condition or you are not sure.",
12956 "It is in working condition or you are not sure. (Are you ever sure about anything in SLEX? You better don't, especially if your assumption is something that would work in your favor.)",
12957 "You see door lock color and keycard color or...",
12958 "You see door lock color and keycard color or... maybe they all look red to you? What gives, the color of your shirt is clearly green! Why is it also red now??? Are you becoming colorblind?",
12959 "Pick random fitting key for fun.",
12960 "Time to try breaching security.",
12961 "Time to try breaching security. 10 install sudo root kit 20 print HELLO WORLD I'M AWESOME",
12962 "The door is held shut by a broken lock!",
12963 "Initiating retina scan...",
12964 "Initiating retina scan... Daeaeaei-daedae! Access denied!",
12965 "Identification positive. Welcome, Mr. Operator!",
12966 "Identification negative. Access denied.",
12967 "The door is locked. There is some kind of keycard lock.",
12968 "You do not seem to have anything to unlock it with.",
12969 "Maybe try kicking it (with 'k' key) or shooting it?",
12970 "Daleks can lock pick doors with intact locks but not retina scanners.",
12971 "Daleks are said to perform a million of operations per second according to some Doctor Who episode.",
12972 "Weeping angels are said to is zapping wand of digging according to some schwebaeugler episode.",
12973 "The lock on the door emits a cascade of lights and unlocks!",
12974 "The lock on the door emits a cascade of lights and suddenly fires a wide-angle disintegration beam at you!",
12975 "Its lock is broken. You need to fix it before you can lock it.",
12976 "It's already closed and locked.",
12977 "You reactivate the door's retina scanner.",
12978 "You reactivate the door's retina scanner. Great idea, since it's programmed to open only for Rodney, so you cannot pass it anymore now.",
12979 "You do not seem to have any means to lock this door.",
12980 "the creatures shift around enough when lurking that they are still detectable",
12981 "Distribute some points randomly.",
12982 "Distribute some points randomly. Or better yet, play the entire game randomly. Just hit keys until you get a DYWYPI prompt.",
12983 "Prefer to increase already high scores.",
12984 "Prefer to increase already high scores. Who cares about that wisdom of 3 anyway? It's not like there was contamination (or stat death, for that matter) in this game!",
12985 "Racial intrinsics that may be cleared by mutant powers turned off need to be accounted for here.",
12986 "Brain shield blocks all sources of telepathy.",
12987 "Activated haste mutant power modifies speed.",
12988 "Intense radiation blinds gammasensitives.",
12989 "Arrghhh! So much radiation hurts your eyes!",
12990 "Vision enhancements do no good (harm) when blind.",
12991 "How much can you carry?",
12992 "Stabilizer belt makes this a bit easier.",
12993 "Suspensor belt is more effective in this regard.",
12994 "Having air supply protects from negative effects of sewer stench.",
12996 "What a terrible smell!",
12997 "For diving air supply is critical.",
12998 "For diving air supply is critical. Watch that kraken when you submerge, for it might tentacle your oxygen tank and cause you to drown.",
12999 "You are holding your breath!",
13000 "Are you out to purge xenos scum? Let us see your attire.",
13001 "Some items may not encumber in right conditions.",
13002 "Some items may not encumber in left conditions.",
13003 "Self-powered armor does not encumber.",
13004 "You movement is no longer encumbered.",
13005 "Your movement is somewhat less encumbered now.",
13006 "You are encumbered by your load.",
13007 "You are encumbered by your load because stuff weigh way too much.",
13008 "You are encumbered by your load because you accidentally started a game of vanilla NetHack. You might want to play SLASH'EM Extended instead, where you have a bigger carry capacity.",
13009 "You strain to manage your load.",
13010 "You strain to manage your load because stuff still weigh way too much..",
13011 "You strain to manage your load because you were apparently stupid and decided to play something weird. Just hit 'v' and the game will tell you that you're not playing SLASH'EM Extended as you thought you would!",
13012 "You can barely move under this load.",
13013 "You can barely move under this load. Stuff weigh way too much!!!",
13014 "You can barely move under this load. Your fault for playing the evil variant, and doubly so for being such a noob to vaporize your t-shirt. Next time, please play normal mode again, which is way nicer in the carry capacity department.",
13015 "You collapse under your load.",
13016 "You collapse under your load. ARRRRRRGH STUFF WEIGH WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
13017 "You collapse under your load. This is due to you playing the wrong game - you wanted to play SLASH'EM Extended, right? But you're playing a very different variant by accident, since it uses a similar hotkey, and now you're realizing that you can't carry anything without being burdened! Have fun dropping everything including your main weapon and armor if you want to be able to move around again!",
13018 "No place to put baby? Just wait but make sure sickness continues.",
13019 "The alien creature explodes from your chest!",
13020 "The alien creature explodes from your chest! You somehow die instantly, even though pregnancy is not an instadeath in Elona.",
13021 "You pull yourself on top of the opening rollgate and somehow die instantly.",
13022 "The fire extinguisher spray is much more dense but also has a shorter range now for some reason.",
13023 "If you try to do the dancing minigame, the game crashes to desktop for no apparent reason.",
13024 "9 out of 10 times, walking anywhere near the croupier in any of the casinos will produce an undiagnosable crash.",
13025 "10 out of 10 times, punching the croupier in any of the casinos will do two things: 1. she'll get angry and tries to stomp your balls and 2. a neverending wave of respawning security officers will spawn and shoot you on sight.",
13026 "If you allow Manuela to stomp your body often enough with her beautiful red block-heeled combat boots, she'll eventually destroy your internal organs, and then you die.",
13027 "You feel something moving inside you!",
13028 "You feel something moving inside you! Oh my god, you're gonna have a baby!",
13029 "You feel a little queasy.",
13030 "The parasitic alien inside you is killed!",
13031 "You quaff a potion of acid. The baby inside your womb melts down.",
13032 "You quaff a potion of acid. The baby inside your womb melts down, and you feel relieved to be free of the disease known as pregnancy.",
13033 "You forgot to pay the practice fee of 10 euros and are therefore eliminated.",
13034 "You forgot to do the hall service and are permanently banished from the dungeon.",
13035 "Curstype (last int) is ignored for now.",
13036 "Unassigned? This is bad.",
13037 "Safe, will not lead to crash.",
13038 "No auto-scrolling ... must implement own.",
13039 "Pesky Reticulans, Improvements, More Everything",
13040 "All rights reserved.",
13041 "All rights and links reserved.",
13042 "Hearing does not give much information about the door.",
13043 "You hear a door whoosh open.",
13044 "Chance for not triggering the alarm at all.",
13045 "An away team has been sent to investigate!",
13046 "A small cylon patrol is coming to investigate!",
13047 "An imperial security detail has been dispatched to investigate!",
13048 "A team of troubleshooters has been sent in to investigate!",
13049 "An honor guard is coming to investigate!",
13050 "A squad of securitrons is coming to investigate!",
13051 "TODO: This is not enough. One should also set right tactics.",
13052 "Melting a door to dark room can create strange sight artifacts. Clean up non-full darkness flags.",
13053 "Purpose: generate new door for matter compiler to choose.",
13054 "-5000 is sufficiently in the past so that on turn 1 motion trackers do not pick it up as moving.",
13055 "Never randomly generate secret doors. They are boring.",
13056 "relocate the creature to a square near the hero",
13057 "Dalek exclaims: 'LEVITATE!'",
13058 "Nothing interesting, let's wander.",
13059 "first priority is always to drink any beer in our square!",
13060 "Smart bombs and missiles should be ready to sacrifice themselves on any hostile target. isExplosive checks this.",
13061 "Column number 9 contains glyph for directions up, down and origin.",
13062 "Speargun effct might look like railgun in ASCII, but when tiles get drawn it should get separate.",
13063 "Eliminated by earlier guard clause.",
13064 "the pipe symbol indicates don't try to create the object unless the previous obj failed",
13065 "the comma symbol indicates create the object only if the previous obj was made",
13066 "The cloud of bugs envelopes you!",
13067 "The cloud of bugs envelopes you, and your face is covered with dozens of bee's stings!",
13068 "The cloud of viruses envelopes you!",
13069 "The cloud of viruses envelopes your hard disk and encrypts all personal data!",
13070 "The time warp envelopes you!",
13071 "The time warp envelopes you, and you're back at dungeon level 1 with a level 1 character of whatever role you're playing!",
13072 "The packet storm envelopes you!",
13073 "The packet storm envelopes your internet connection, and you disconnect from the server!",
13074 "The spear pierces you!",
13075 "The blinding light affects you.",
13076 "The mental blast makes you suffer!",
13077 "The vomit hits you!",
13078 "The vomit hits you! Eek!",
13079 "The plasma glob hits you!",
13080 "The plasma glob hits you! All your scrolls and spellbooks have been destroyed!",
13081 "The shrapnel hits you!",
13082 "The green spit hits you!",
13083 "The stasis ray hits you!",
13084 "The psionic vomit hits you!",
13085 "Water douses you!",
13086 "You are enveloped by a dense cloud!",
13087 "You are punctured!",
13088 "You are caught in a disintegration zone!",
13089 "A mental blast hits you!",
13090 "Something wrecks your mind!",
13091 "You are doused in water.",
13092 "Something splashes against you!",
13093 "Something bundles your face with its long hair!",
13094 "Attack types should come with pointers to tables that would have all this filled. This huge switch is disgusting!",
13095 "You think deadly thoughts about the elder priest.",
13096 "The yellow blaster blasts you with a bright light!",
13097 "Amy subjects you to torment!",
13098 "The nurse zaps you with a healing ray!",
13099 "Conker spills oil at you!",
13100 "The lawyer raises an objection!",
13101 "The bimmeling rat sticks you with a quill!",
13102 "The quantum mechanic zaps you with a transporter ray!",
13103 "Your weapon jams!",
13104 "Your ray gun explodes!",
13105 "One needs to remove the weapon from inventory first, so no risk of double-deletion due to it somehow getting destroyed by a secondary explosion effect.",
13106 "Deletion must be done after any potential clerkbot has had a look at to determine if it was unpaid.",
13107 "Remember to return -2 if the attacker is killed in the explosion, because higher level code will handle deletion.",
13108 "Kludgily borrow and modify the weapon's own attack structure to save typing in new exploding ray gun attacks.",
13109 "Turn the thing into an explosion.",
13110 "All right, repair the attack.",
13111 "Weapon misfire wastes ammo and turn.",
13112 "Thoroughly corroded energy weapons may explode.",
13113 "Your weapon misfires and explodes!",
13114 "You hear a weapon misfire.",
13115 "You hear a weapon misfire, and the stray projectile that was actually meant for someone else hits you instead.",
13116 "Thoroughly corroded conventional weapons may fall apart.",
13117 "Your weapon misfires and falls apart!",
13118 "Rolling a 1 always results in a miss unless you shot yourself.",
13119 "attacking the target: rolled a 1 against AC.",
13120 "You are using the weapon.",
13121 "Skilled characters may learn something about their weapon.",
13122 "Else a mutant power generating missiles or some such.",
13123 "FIXME: determine if the attack hit armor or just plain missed",
13124 "SufferDamage will handle message and getting angry.",
13125 "monsters will tolerate friendly-fire",
13126 "Something flies past you!",
13127 "You're out of ammo!",
13128 "Some weapons identify themselves when shot.",
13129 "You hear someone shooting a rifle!",
13130 "You hear someone shooting a rifle, and suddenly the bullet hits you and you die.",
13131 "End of shoot with weapon block.",
13132 "Clerkbots charge for usage of leased guns and ray guns.",
13133 "Multishot weapon may jam.",
13134 "Unknown weapon type!",
13135 "a miss - assuming we were aiming at this creature, the object shouldn't land too far away",
13136 "The thrown object will hit these solid features.",
13137 "It will fly right past other features.",
13138 "Needed to get correct destruction messages.",
13139 "Hero threw this. Pick this up automatically next time.",
13140 "It bounces off the ceiling and lands on your head!",
13141 "ACME sign could fall.",
13142 "5 range increments @ 5 ft per increment.",
13143 "M41 Pulse Rifle has integrated grenade launcher.",
13144 "You destroy the loose ACME sign!",
13145 "You destroy the loose ACME sign and develop ACNE yourself!",
13146 "Sealed body armor makes tail slaps impossible.",
13147 "Sometimes replace kick with tail slap for flavor.",
13148 "You slosh around uselessly.",
13149 "You kick the ceiling!",
13150 "You kick the ceiling! You always wanted to do this.",
13151 "You kick the ceiling! You always wanted to do this. Gotta show that stupid ceiling what a kick with a leather peep-toe can do!",
13152 "You verb the pit wall!",
13153 "You fullturn the air!",
13154 "reason shbuflen gerund a pit wall",
13155 "Your useless kick splashes acid everywhere.",
13156 "Your useless kick splashes acid everywhere, and your boots melt away. I think you are rather stupid.",
13157 "UNEXPECTED: don't know how to handle verb from here.",
13158 "Please file a bug report!",
13159 "Please contact Amy!",
13160 "Please contact Amy on the IRC channel! She can answer everything, at least as long as it's questions about this game. Do you want to continue suffering or are you gonna take advice from someone who knows how this game works?",
13161 "You kick the map boundary. That was weird feeling.",
13162 "You kick the map boundary. That was weird feeling and ungrammatical to boot. (Geddit, 'boot'. Because you used a boot to kick.)",
13163 "Find a kick. Chance to replace with tail slap 20%% if available.",
13164 "Find a kick. Chance to replace with tail slap 20%% if available. However, it would be even more sexy if you used a pair of plateau boots to slap the enemy's... I know I should say 'tail' here, but I'm kinda tempted to write 'butt' instead...",
13165 "Oddly, you seem to have nothing to kick with.",
13166 "Oddly, you seem to have nothing to kick with. Please go to a clothing shop right now and buy a pair of high heels.",
13167 "You look tired. Go directly to bed, do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids.",
13168 "The door shudders. Ow!",
13169 "The door shudders. Ow! (I'm wondering whether the door is saying 'Ow' because you kicked it, or you because you hurt your foot...)",
13170 "You set off an alarm!",
13171 "You stamp your foot.",
13172 "What a blatant display of belligerence.",
13174 "It bounces off ice encasing you.",
13175 "The alien impregnates you with an alien embryo!",
13176 "The facehugger bounces off your helmet.",
13177 "The facehugger bites through your helmet.",
13178 "The facehugger bites through your helmet. We intentionally end that sentence with a dot even though your helmet was just destroyed.",
13179 "You start ripping your foes with your clawed hands.",
13180 "You start pummeling your foes with your bare hands.",
13181 "You start pummeling your foes with your bare hands, which is probably not very effective since you don't have the marital arts skill.",
13182 "Always punch monoliths. FIXME: Find punch.",
13183 "Reuse choosing melee attack procedure from MonsterAI.cpp",
13184 "You are out of power for your weapon.",
13185 "You start clumsily smashing your enemies with it.",
13186 "Returns status as commented for above procedure. Except for heroes!",
13187 "Sigh ... curse the inconsistencies.",
13188 "Place invisible monster marker for unseen monster that has attacked the hero in melee.",
13189 "A black cloud rises forth from floppy disk remains!",
13190 "It coalesces into a bug.",
13191 "You hear a truly evil hissing.",
13192 "You hear a falsely evil hissing.",
13193 "the Quick clings to the monster.",
13194 "Warning: weapon pointer may be NULL!",
13195 "You damage the lock.",
13196 "The broken lock falls apart!",
13197 "The flames burn down the door!",
13198 "You hear a loud bang!",
13199 "The moving wall section is annihilated!",
13200 "The wall segment lurches and halts.",
13201 "You hear gears lurching and grinding.",
13202 "You hear a gurgling hiss!",
13203 "Shielding does not protect against flashbang grenade.",
13204 "You close your eyes just in time!",
13205 "Acid splash is a slow projectile and is not stopped by shield.",
13206 "That's your own acidic blood.",
13207 "You are ensnared within webs.",
13208 "The shield is big, so it's always hit.",
13209 "The antimatter stream harmlessly enters the monolith.",
13210 "Shrapnel of sawn-off shotgun can't be dodged.",
13211 "Do check before putting last object since it may get destroyed by landing in acid pit or other such place.",
13212 "Keep in mind objects may land in the original square too.",
13214 "THE SACRILEGE!!! Having defiled your honor you take your life.",
13215 "Some area effects may cause hero to fall down a hole. Then any leftover flashy things are not to be drawn.",
13216 "You shoot at the ceiling.",
13217 "Shrapnel in flight is not drawn.",
13218 "Avoid friendly fire.",
13219 "Your shot hits a force field!",
13220 "Your shit hots a force field!",
13221 "Railgun pierces occlusive features.",
13222 "Beams disperse somewhat randomly varying their range slightly.",
13223 "Did we hit that creature in beam path?",
13225 "Paepschaeau pschaeau pschaeau pschaeau pschaeau!",
13226 "Flame tongue might be blocked or absorbed.",
13228 "Only flares and antimatter affect walls.",
13229 "Was the item causing explosion a grenade/canister?",
13230 "You toss the disc from hand to hand.",
13231 "You throw the disc up and catch it as it falls.",
13232 "You throw the disc up and fail to catch it as it falls.",
13233 "First phase: fly forward until obstacle is hit.",
13234 "Immediately hit a wall.",
13235 "Can thrower be reached from this point?",
13236 "That plus one will matter when someone throws disc into empty area for practice or toying around.",
13237 "Thud! No enemies or way to return found.",
13238 "I lost a life yet again for some reason. Just because I collected lines!",
13239 "You misexpress some of the commands in your confusion.",
13240 "You make a few typos in your confusion.",
13241 "But you can't see the display!",
13242 "You receive information through your bio computer's hypodermic nerve interface.",
13243 "Critical error RNG 1, 500. Execution halted.",
13244 "All that universally influences programming gets put here.",
13245 "Drunk coding is never good.",
13246 "It is said that programmers convert coffee to programs. :-)",
13247 "Infected computer devotes some resources to resident virus.",
13248 "Attempt to write a new program on a blank floppy disk.",
13249 "This disk is blank!",
13250 "You don't get to pick a program.",
13251 "You don't get to pick the version of NetHack you have to play. Older versions are EOL and shall no longer be used or brought into circulation, except NetHack 3.4.3 which is still hosted on some servers even though 3.6.1 is also out now. But if you do want to play on a server, pick one of those two. (Correct me if you're reading this at a time when other, even never versions are available.)",
13252 "You type random things.",
13253 "You type random things. That way you'll very probably ascend.",
13254 "Cancelling writing a blank disk is free.",
13255 "There is no such program!",
13256 "Players should either get spoiled or be unable to bore themselves.",
13257 "You happily mash the keyboard. Success!",
13258 "You just wrote it.",
13259 "You just wrote it, you oblivious bastard. Did you develop amnesia and then forget about it?",
13260 "Your hacking attempt was a failure.",
13261 "Your hacking attempt was a failure. The CIA have been notified and you'll be sentenced to prison for at least 20 years.",
13262 "The disk slips from your hands!",
13263 "The disk slips from your hands and falls into the nearest pool of lava!",
13264 "This applies regardless whether you succeed or not.",
13265 "That was a very exhausting task.",
13266 "If 'howmany' is negative the identifying effect is unlimited.",
13267 "You have no more unidentified items.",
13268 "You have no more unidentified items. I really don't know why you were reading another scroll of identify, because you just wasted it, but I guess you're just not a very good player?",
13269 "Operate on all choices while identify quota is not exceeded.",
13270 "Player wants to leave some things unidentified.",
13271 "This is an identify program.",
13272 "This is an identify program. It identified that the error is sitting in front of the keyboard.",
13273 "Come visit Yilzedeli's armor shop!",
13274 "Warning! Your warpspace connection is not optimized!",
13275 "Make thousands of buckazoids per cycle from the comfort of your own pod!",
13276 "Beautiful Arcturian babes are waiting to meet you!",
13277 "You could meet a real Asari Consort!",
13278 "In need of help? Syreen rescue crew can take care of all your needs!",
13279 "Invest in Bentusi technology and get rich quick!",
13280 "Transmit 10000 buckazoids to Meta-Net Systems for an upgrade?",
13281 "Upload $10000 to Hyperpyramid Industries to buy business plan?",
13282 "Beam over your Arcturian bride for only 50000 buckazoids?",
13283 "Book an interview with Asari Consort for only 5000 buckazoids?",
13284 "Hire a Syreen rescue crew for only 2000 buckazoids?",
13285 "Pay $3000 buckazoids for a blueprint of breaktrough Bentusi technology?",
13286 "Upgrading ... done! Enjoy the supremely speedy warpspace connection!",
13287 "Your plan should appear in your mailbox shortly.",
13288 "Thank you for your order. Please wait 4-6 orbit cycles for delivery.",
13289 "Your appointment is being scheduled, thank you for your patience.",
13290 "The Penetrator has departed! ETA in 2-4 orbits.",
13291 "Expect to receive the blueprints by courier in 2-3 orbit cycles.",
13292 "Help feed starving alien babies from Mars!",
13293 "Please provide for the needs of elderly citizens of the Death Star!",
13294 "Aid poor earthling patients at Venus Planetary Clinic!",
13295 "Donate 10000 buckazoids to the Nursery?",
13296 "Give $5000 to Non-profit House of Serene Elder Life of BOFH?",
13297 "Send 50000 buckazoids to Venus Planetary Clinic?",
13298 "Thank you! Here, have this picture of adorable Darth Vader baby.",
13299 "Thank you for your most generous donation.",
13300 "Your selfless gesture has helped save -1 lives.",
13301 "Run this disk again when you've got some more buckazoids.",
13302 "Transmitting 100000 buckazoids through Zero-Click purchase plan...",
13303 "Message and money receiver will not match.",
13304 "Perhaps you might be interested in some of our other products?",
13305 "You listen to some excellent trance music.",
13306 "You listen to some pitiful trance music.",
13307 "Your computer displays a sickening, hypnotic screensaver!",
13308 "Detection programs have realtively minor punishment for having the disk infected. 1/3 chances for not reporting found item.",
13309 "You scan the area for objects.",
13310 "You scan the area for objects. grep -r 'heel' .",
13311 "Getting objects list will have to suffice.",
13312 "You scan the area for droids.",
13313 "You scan the area for droids. I don't know why you do that though, since this isn't SpaceHack.",
13314 "These aren't the droids you're looking for.",
13315 "You scan the area for lifeforms.",
13316 "You scan the area for lifeforms, but fail to realize the killer wasp coming from behind and it suddenly stings you in the neck.",
13317 "This disk is buggy!",
13318 "Scanning inventory for bugs...",
13319 "Scanning inventory for bugs... ERROR 11 WAS RAISED - player carrying illegal item WAN_WISHING, terminating now",
13320 "A map appears on your screen!",
13321 "A map appears on your screen! It displays the layout of your house and its location in the city you live in. Better hope nobody is watching you play and nobody is going to look through your ttyrec either.",
13322 "It seems to be missing some parts.",
13323 "Your computer seems to be working much better.",
13324 "Your computer seems to be working much better, but in reality it will hit you with an adware storm the next time you start Internet Explorer.",
13325 "You patch some bugs in your disk.",
13326 "You patch some bugs in your disk and introduce others in the process.",
13327 "You have found a floppy disk of debugging!",
13328 "You have found a floppy disk of debugging! Too bad you don't speak any programming language, so it's of no use to you.",
13329 "No showstopper bugs found.",
13330 "Your skin tingles for a moment.",
13331 "Your armor looks only slightly better.",
13332 "Blue smoke billows from your armor.",
13333 "Blue smoke billows from your armor as it evaporates.",
13334 "Your armor feels warm for an instant.",
13335 "Your armor feels warm for an eternity.",
13336 "Your armor feels warm for an eternity. Quick, take it off or you'll get severe skinburns!",
13337 "Your brain throbs.",
13338 "You feel a stinging sensation in your implant site.",
13339 "You feel a buzzing sensation in your brain.",
13340 "Your hands sweat profusely.",
13341 "Your two-handed sword shudders, and welds to your hands!",
13342 "You modify the phase variance of your gun.",
13343 "No warp traces found.",
13344 "Transport may be completely blocked.",
13345 "You flicker for a moment.",
13346 "You flicker for a moment. Maybe you gained the flickerer egotype? Test it out on that crystal ice golem over there: if his melee attack doesn't hurt you, it worked!",
13347 "Shodan is unaffected by mainframe imprecision.",
13348 "A transport may place the creature off the destination in some cases.",
13349 "It's hard to transport accurately in here.",
13350 "List hidden properties of a creature.",
13351 "You have very acute scent sense.",
13352 "You have terrifying presence.",
13353 "You are in a terrifying presence.",
13354 "You have tremor sense.",
13355 "You have tremor sense, which means that you shudder in fear whenever a monster appears whose level is higher than yours.",
13356 "You are narcoleptic.",
13357 "You are narcoleptic. (Sleep-bundle-wing!)",
13358 "You have psionic protection.",
13359 "You have an air supply.",
13361 "You are able to multiply rapidly.",
13362 "You are able to multiply rapidly, you stinking rabbit.",
13363 "You have highly acidic blood.",
13364 "You have highly acidic blood, and will melt down in 1000 turns. Better ascend quickly before that time is over.",
13365 "You monitor your health.",
13366 "You will explode if destroyed.",
13367 "You are able to understand alien languages.",
13368 "You are able to understand alien languages, just like Amy's brother who's capable of speaking Klingon.",
13369 "Naturally blind characters do not benefit from X-ray vision.",
13370 "This is not pretty! Got no better idea now. :(",
13372 "You have been exposed to unbelievable amounts of radiation.",
13373 "The alien lifeform present within you will break out of your chest soon.",
13374 "You have been impregnated with a dangerous alien lifeform.",
13375 "The canister of super glue will eventually come off.",
13376 "The canister of super glue would eventually come off, but that would be boring. I want you to have to walk around with it to the end of all time!",
13377 "Initiating body scan.",
13378 "Bugginess and infectedness each decrease quality by one point.",
13379 "This software has already been cracked!",
13380 "Do you wish to remove virus manually?",
13381 "Yet another complication, and you still have to learn about it!",
13382 "You also notice trojan code interspersed among program routines.",
13383 "You also notice this software is cracked.",
13384 "Your hacking attempt was a failure!",
13385 "Alternatively corrupt the disk.",
13386 "It is a master keycard so you did it for sport.",
13387 "You fail to find access level data for your keycard.",
13388 "You disable protocol overrides on your disk.",
13389 "You remove limitations on nanomachines in your computer.",
13390 "Nanomachines assemble battle forms and attack!",
13391 "Error POPCORN DELTA!",
13392 "You somehow chosen object for hacking without associated routine.",
13393 "You watched the installation and have knowledge.",
13394 "Operating system installed successfully.",
13395 "Upgrading system architecture.",
13396 "Do we need better excuse for capping this?",
13397 "This lite system distribution does not contain all packages.",
13398 "Please upgrade to deluxe system distribution.",
13399 "Omitting semicolon above so I can have one after the macro.",
13400 "Remote repository does not include your favorite programs.",
13401 "Rule for this is: if specific module was installed the system quality is known precisely.",
13402 "Buggy disks attempt downgrade.",
13403 "Get rid of this and change infected behavior.",
13404 "This is just bait for creating some kind of table and compressing all the lines into more readable thing.",
13405 "This is just message spam that Amy has inserted into the game to drive you insane. Feel free to tell me whether it has the desired effect.",
13406 "Installing voice support module.",
13407 "Antivirus has two versions. One common but only useful as a temporary solution and one rare but very useful.",
13408 "What do you want to scan for viruses?",
13409 "Skip known infected items when you are aware no recovery is possible because disk is buggy.",
13410 "You have nothing to work on.",
13411 "You have nothing to scan or recover.",
13412 "Unable to remove threat - program corrupt.",
13413 "doAntiVirus: Path thought impossible reached?",
13414 "What do you want to have sex with?",
13415 "When infected the result may be sometimes a corrupt disk instead of a blank one. Unless it was already corrupt to begin with.",
13416 "Hey, the label didn't lie!",
13417 "This is a reformat program.",
13418 "Abort, retry or fail?",
13419 "Not ready reading drive C:",
13420 "Forced choice. Not picking anything will ask again.",
13421 "Abort meant lost work.",
13422 "Warning: failed CRC data check.",
13423 "Note that while blind reformat disk may not be in first (unselected) drive and get formatted if player accepts without looking.",
13424 "Stick reformat disk in the only floppy drive.",
13425 "Blind people usually stick floppies in drives at random.",
13426 "Blind people usually stick floppies in drives at random, because it's impossible to feel for the location of the drive. Stupid assumptions drawn by non-handicapped people...",
13427 "shuffle floppies in drives please",
13428 "HDD letter is always one letter futher apart from floppy drives.",
13429 "Since reformat routine operates on multiple floppy disks it must handle disk eating by buggy computers itself. Only disks acutally reformatted and original disks may be devoured.",
13430 "Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.",
13431 "Your computer ate 5 of inserted floppy disks!",
13432 "You listen to a terrible om-nom-nom sound!",
13433 "Paranoia. This disk should be infected already.",
13434 "No message. Antivirus already has printed one.",
13435 "You could have reformatted it. Too late.",
13436 "Software error. Recall failed.",
13437 "No reachable Smart-Discs present.",
13438 "You hear a thud near your feet.",
13439 "Program exited successfully.",
13440 "A signal is being broadcast.",
13441 "Your computer stops responding.",
13442 "Great. Now you'll have to shake it to make it reboot.",
13443 "Your computer overheats!",
13444 "Sparks fly from your computer!",
13445 "Your computer blows up!",
13446 "Message to the person sitting in front of the monitor: your PC is infected and will explode in 10 seconds. Take cover!!!",
13447 "Rationale: if the computer did not become unstable but destructive procedure was called it cannot be infected and therefore must be buggy.",
13448 "Entity cannot receive binary data.",
13449 "Systems of your PC malfunction.",
13450 "You seem to have attracted the attention of a lawyer.",
13451 "You seem to have attracted the attention of a lawyer. Silence that fucking snitch by using your most deadly weapon on him!",
13452 "User confused and system got fooled.",
13453 "The seeking sound continues.",
13454 "This disk must be bootable.",
13455 "raeraeraeraeraeraerae",
13456 "Nduedue! Due-due! Raeaeaeaeaeaeaen! Apparently your PC is still fully operational and boots into Windows.",
13457 "Booting from floppy.....success!",
13458 "Installation can be a lenghty process.",
13459 "You let in your bio computer's hypodermic nerve interface.",
13461 "But you're blind and mute!",
13462 "But you're blind, and this computer doesn't have a voice interface.",
13463 "Your computer is not responding.",
13464 "The computer fails to correct your errors.",
13465 "This program comes bundled with README.TXT. Read it now?",
13466 "You notice unusual system unstability.",
13467 "You notice unusual system unstability. Better check whether your RAM is okay.",
13468 "Check for police awareness of using cracked stuff.",
13469 "The licence for this software has been cracked!",
13470 "The floppy disk self destructs!",
13471 "Your license for this software has expired.",
13472 "Your license for SLASH'EM Extended has expired. Please buy the full version from Amy for 50 euros, and then hit y. Did you pay and want to continue the game (WARNING: trying to do so without actually having paid will result in the deletion of your savegame)? [y/n] (n) _",
13473 "You hear your computer go nyam-nyam.",
13474 "Caller ought to check for is (kUnableCompute).",
13475 "I used to use a complicated priority queue to order events, but I've now implemented a speed system that's borrowed from Angband.",
13476 "cleanup deleted objects (HACK)",
13477 "Entering Gamma Caves with gammasensitivity power on may blind you before you are able to take a cursory glance of the area.",
13478 "Why hero turn is separated from monster turns?",
13479 "When hero changes level the creature list count will change and may lead to crash if she was to be handled within the loop.",
13480 "When hero changes level the creature list count will change and may lead to crash if she was to be handled within the loop. And no, the professors for gender studies are oblivious to the fact the word 'heroine' exists.",
13481 "Maybe some monsters have a turn.",
13482 "Maybe some monsters have a turn. We don't know if it's really the case...",
13483 "The walls suddenly halt just inches short of crushing you!",
13484 "done reseting, unlock doors",
13486 "wait for the user to press a key before exiting, because they're probably running outside cmd.exe and the window will otherwise disappear.",
13487 "I tried registering this code using atexit(), but my process kept getting killed for no apparent reason while awaiting input... Grr!!",
13488 "Press enter to exit...",
13489 "Press X to die...",
13490 "Press X to not die. Now. If you didn't press it in 5 seconds, your game ends.",
13491 "Create code name from string desc.",
13492 "Used for pointing at description files for various skills.",
13493 "Keybindings help window is in two columns format. If desc1 is NULL the left column will be empty. If desc2 is null the right column will be empty.",
13494 "Neither the first nor last rest key.",
13495 "Use the numeric keypad or arrow keys for movement.",
13496 "Use the arrow keys for movement. This will really make you a better player because then you learn how to survive without the burden of diagonal movement!",
13497 "Move into a monster to fight it in melee.",
13498 "Climb stairs with these.",
13499 "Replace the two underscores.",
13500 "Replace the two underscores with overscores.",
13501 "Nethack/vi movement keys are also supported by selected keymap.",
13502 "Someone ought to tell players that they can use shift-O to open the options menu and change the number_pad option to, you know, enable movement via number pad.",
13503 "You can instruct your character to continuously move in a direction until something interesting is encountered or the movement is disturbed.",
13504 "This is called gliding. Press glide key followed by a direction to glide.",
13505 "Access Necklace of the Eye options (only in graphical mode)",
13506 "Get help on game topics",
13507 "Use Bastard Operator From Hell powers (only in BOFH mode)",
13508 "Use Bastard Operator From Hell powers, such as data delete, to erase your current savegame without leaving a backup.",
13509 "You will love the fact that the elder priest gets data delete attacks.",
13510 "Did you know that the elder priest, that old cheater, also has vorpal and bisection attacks because the dnethack version wasn't deadly enough?",
13511 "Stop that bitch before she invokes Ragnarok!",
13512 "What a terrible smell!",
13513 "You enter an alien nest!",
13514 "FIXME: AAARGH! In how many places is the autopickup code duplicated?!",
13515 "Cash gets picked up for free.",
13516 "HACK: as discussed below (see case shInterface::kPickup:), remove obj from floor before attempting to add to inventory:",
13517 "END HACK: add the object back to the end of the vector, and don't look at it again:",
13518 "You are knee deep in sewage.",
13519 "Walking by staircases and sludge vats generates message.",
13520 "If there are objects on this square mention this.",
13521 "You feel around in the sewage...",
13522 "You feel around in the sewage... hopefully you'll find a sink soon to wash your dirty hands.",
13523 "You feel around the floor...",
13524 "You feel around the floor... Oops, that feels like a corpse, and it belongs to a cockatrice. Do you want your possessions identified?",
13525 "Yep. Just for wanton of ADOM-like fancy messaging.",
13526 "The 'you find a trap!', 'you find another trap!' and 'you find yet another trap!' has impressed me so much I wanted to implement it in PRIME too.",
13527 "Did you know that luxus moda?",
13528 "Did you know that xor me hsals?",
13529 "Did you know that zbqn tavxvy ebs lrut ren hbl?",
13530 "Did you know that vs lbh unir n ebg13 pbairegre, lbh pna ernq guvf zrffntr juvpu fnlf 'Frkl tveyf jvgu fhcre-graqre ohgg purrxf znxr rirelbar pbzr fcbagnarbhfyl'?",
13531 "You spot a secret door!",
13532 "You spot a malfunctioning door!",
13533 "You spot a boing boing door!",
13534 "You manage to comprehend talker langstr.",
13535 "Your goggles have darkened a bit.",
13536 "Your goggles have turned black!",
13537 "Your skin has turned black!",
13538 "You are being accused for being racist!",
13539 "Suddenly a lawyer appears and tells you that you're suspected to have groped a woman, you dirty sexist. You will lose your job and become vilified in public so no other employer will want you either.",
13540 "returns 1 if interrupted, 0 if not busy anyway",
13541 "You recognize nothing.",
13542 "You recognize nothing. (Welcome to SLASH'EM Extended.)",
13543 "Protip from the game developer herself (well, actually ProzacElf suggested it first): dig down constantly and quaff every random potion you find, that way you'll surely win the game!",
13544 "Gur orfg jnl gb jva FYRK vf gb svaq n snegvat genc naq gevttre vg ercrngrqyl, orpnhfr gur frkl graqre srznyr ohgg purrxf jvyy cerff fb zhpu snegvat tnf vagb lbhe snpr gung lbh'yy nfpraq gb n uvture cynar bs rkvfgrapr.",
13545 "You aren't carrying anything!",
13546 "Only examination possible after death.",
13547 "In TSX, the dumplog after the game has ended says 'Gave over', even though v and m are three keys apart on a standard keyboard.",
13548 "The Digdug challenge is very well-designed. Gotta give 10 points out of 10 for not using the possibility to restrict the portal position to a sane area!",
13549 "The Digdug challenge is very well-designed. Gotta give 10 points out of 10 for making it screw over other challenges that would become possible to complete if you could dig, in particular Grue when Mines End is the wine cellar version.",
13550 "The Digdug challenge is very well-designed. Gotta give 10 points out of 10 for giving the stupid wands so little charges that you'll probably need a scroll of charging, which most characters will not have that early in the game!",
13551 "The Digdug challenge is very well-designed. Gotta give 10 points out of 10 for making it possible to teleport the pookas out of the regular map where they become unreachable!",
13552 "The Digdug challenge is very well-designed. Gotta give 10 points out of 10 for using a stOOpid to-hit calculation for the wand of dangerously inflate monster, which makes it miss more often than it hits!",
13553 "The Grue challenge is very well-designed. Seriously, I love the grue challenge, it can make the game impossible (or nearly so) if the room with the upstair on dlvl3 is unlit - you'll have to farm death drops on the level above for tens of thousands of turns until you get a light source!",
13554 "The Grue challenge is very well-designed. Seriously, I love the grue challenge, why the everloving hell do you have to identify the macguffin when you get it? Not everyone has a scroll of identify and even those who do may lose it if something has a wand of fire because item destruction is bullshit!!!",
13555 "The Grue challenge is very well-designed. Seriously, I love the grue challenge, you will die instantly if you make the error to open your inventory too many times!",
13556 "The Grue challenge is very well-designed. Seriously, I love the grue challenge, dungeon level 1 is not a grace period - your game can be unwinnable from the start if the room is unlit and you didn't start next to the doorway (or also if the door is closed, because you can't open it quickly enough)!",
13557 "The Grue challenge is very well-designed. Seriously, I love the grue challenge, it can make some other challenges (notably pacman) impossible to complete!",
13558 "The Digdug challenge is very well-designed. Gotta give 10 points out of 10 for making it so that you can suddenly stumble into the portal and end up in a situation where you're not in the least prepared for it, causing you to fail!",
13559 "The ZAPM challenge is very well-designed. It really enhances your playing experience because of course everyone has the time and energy to learn how to beat a difficult game within one month!",
13560 "The ZAPM challenge is very well-designed. It really enhances your playing experience because you have to learn a new interface and read the wiki that explains the stuff you need to know in order to ascend it!",
13561 "The ZAPM challenge is very well-designed. It really enhances your playing experience because even if you beat it without going back to your nethack game in between, the wish is still lost. The only way to actually get your wish is to decline the challenge, and if you fatfinger and decline permanently, you'll never get those clan points.",
13562 "The ZAPM challenge is very well-designed. It really enhances your playing experience because if you then go back to Nethack, the enter key doesn't work unless you restart dgamelaunch. So you have to figure out how to play without using the enter key, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.",
13563 "The Pool challenge is very well-designed. It is the best challenge ever, due to the fact that you need to look up the solution or you won't be able to solve it.",
13564 "The Pool challenge is very well-designed. It is the best challenge ever, due to the fact that boulders never spawn in passages, nope, you really can always get to the downstair of every level without pushing a boulder.",
13565 "The Pool challenge is very well-designed. It is the best challenge ever, due to the fact that the special purple boulder can be destroyed with a wand of striking, rendering the challenge impossible to complete.",
13566 "The Pool challenge is very well-designed. It is the best challenge ever, due to the fact that the tool you need to use in order to push the boulder weighs almost as much as a loadstone and forces you to drop everything else unless you want to be strained, and then a kitten will spawn and kill your (now naked and armed with a weapon that no one will ever enhance the skill for) character.",
13567 "The Pool challenge is very well-designed. It is the best challenge ever, due to the fact that it's such a small area where newly spawned monsters will always get to you instantly and surround you.",
13568 "The Joust challenge is very well-designed. You're gonna love this one, after all it's located in such an easy to reach place that you won't lose much time if you fail - just roll a new character and you'll be able to attempt it again in 5 minutes tops!",
13569 "The Joust challenge is very well-designed. You're gonna love this one, after all the saddle will simply be deleted when you accidentally ride on the portal square, and then you have the incredibly !FUN! task to find another saddle.",
13570 "The Joust challenge is very well-designed. You're gonna love this one, after all it's really easy to get the required saddle and it's not annoying at all that it doesn't provide a saddle for you to use!",
13571 "The Joust challenge is very well-designed. You're gonna love this one, after all you can just read the documentation on the wiki that explains in depth how it works and allows you to complete it successfully even while blindfolded!",
13572 "The Joust challenge is very well-designed. You're gonna love this one, after all it's not at all crippling that the only role which can feasibly attempt it (knight) has a hard time even getting that far due to the challenge preventing you from riding your starting pony!",
13573 "The Waldo challenge is very well-designed. Amy absolutely loves it, since the chance of Waldo being spawned is so high that you're always going to find him before you hit dungeon level 10.",
13574 "The Waldo challenge is very well-designed. Amy absolutely loves it, since it weeds out those stupid players who think wizards and healers are viable roles; those will all get eaten by kittens and little dogs now.",
13575 "The Waldo challenge is very well-designed. Amy absolutely loves it, since it's so much fun to have to farlook every single @ and possibly also some d and r or else you'll miss Waldo and kill him.",
13576 "The Waldo challenge is very well-designed. Amy absolutely loves it, especially when you encounter another hard-to-kill group of grey-elves with your beginning character and farlook them all only to find out that once again not a single one of them is named.",
13577 "The Pacman challenge is very well-designed. It's a masterpiece that absolutely recreates the oldschool feeling of playing the original game it's based on. After all, it was common to start right next to the ghosts in regular Pacman too.",
13578 "The Pacman challenge is very well-designed. It's a masterpiece that absolutely recreates the oldschool feeling of playing the original game it's based on. Just replace 'eaten by a grue because you were stupid and took that challenge as well' with 'kill screen'!",
13579 "The Pacman challenge is very well-designed. It's a masterpiece that absolutely recreates the oldschool feeling of playing the original game it's based on. Especially the way it screws you over if you're using a lamp or other light source is truly ingenious.",
13580 "The Pacman challenge is very well-designed. It's a masterpiece that absolutely recreates the oldschool feeling of playing the original game it's based on. It is really great how the bonus items have to be formally identified in order to work; clearly it's not intended to screw over players at all, because everyone always has a scroll of identify at that point!",
13581 "Your weapon is welded to your hands!",
13582 "You can't throw that because you're wearing it!",
13583 "You don't have a computer!",
13584 "You will not employ thinking machines.",
13585 "It is already your designated machine for running software.",
13586 "Whenever you have more than one computer to run software you will use:",
13587 "Whenever you have more than one computer to run software you will use the one with Windows XP. Don't support the heresy that is Windoof 7/8/10/whatever other shit they came up with.",
13588 "Meta action takes no time.",
13589 "Many implants need the possibility to remove helmet temporarily.",
13590 "FIXME: but what about in vacuum/poison gas cloud?",
13591 "You can't remove your helmet to install the implant!",
13592 "It must be buggy!",
13593 "Mecha-dendrites and sealed helmets don't mix.",
13594 "Armor piece might need to be swapped out.",
13595 "Complicated case first.",
13596 "Your armor is buggy. You can't take it off to wear jumpsuit.",
13597 "You can't seem to take off your armor. It must be buggy!",
13598 "Swapped armor piece must be not buggy for non-orcs.",
13599 "You could have wielded the item previously. Not a problem.",
13600 "You could have played better earlier in the current run. But now it is too late and you will fail, that's for sure.",
13601 "FIXME: this allows to switch welded plasma caster to shoulder.",
13602 "Thematic message for wearing equipment of xenophobic marines.",
13603 "Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.",
13604 "Innocence proves nothing.",
13605 "Know the mutant; kill the mutant.",
13606 "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.",
13607 "It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.",
13608 "You will be asked to choose computer each time if you have more than one.",
13609 "You need to do to free way for implants leaving your cranium.",
13610 "Buggy belts may be forcibly taken off.",
13611 "You force the belt open.",
13612 "You force the belt open, but in the process the metallic buckle scratched over your hands and blood is squirting everywhere.",
13613 "It was destroyed in the process.",
13614 "Nnnggh! This must be an armored belt.",
13615 "You are strong enough to force any other belt type open.",
13616 "You are too weak to forcibly open it.",
13617 "The parasite refuses to leave.",
13618 "The parasite refuses to leave, and you can hear it saying 'Nyah-nyah, I'll keep feeding on any food you eat!'",
13619 "It won't come out! It must be some kind of trap of those fey folks!",
13620 "It is buggy and will not respond to recall command.",
13621 "To take it off it mustn't be buggy.",
13622 "Not while you are held by webs or duct tape.",
13623 "You are too afraid to throw anything!",
13624 "What an insulting display of belligerence.",
13625 "You are too afraid to use a raygun!",
13626 "Caller has to check if weapon is NULL. Here it cannot be.",
13627 "Being mute, you are unable to command your computer.",
13628 "You can't drink anything with this stupid canister glued to your mouth!",
13629 "You cannot execute this.",
13630 "You don't need to pay for it.",
13631 "You do not have enough money to purchase it.",
13632 "There's nobody around to pay.",
13633 "You cannot drink this.",
13634 "You haven't equipped this item.",
13635 "This object cannot be applied.",
13636 "You are wearing this already.",
13637 "unnecessary, should be handled by set (obj::active)",
13638 "Your brain has shut itself off.",
13639 "this static crap is not tasty",
13640 "Do not approach hostile monsters. Check 3x3 area hero is moving into for creatures known to be enemies. Regard known beings of uncertain motives as hostile.",
13641 "Do not notice burrowed mines, hidden aliens, etc.",
13642 "Threat nearby. Stop gliding.",
13643 "No further checks needed for waiting in place.",
13644 "First step of long walk does not consider anything adjacent as reason to stop moving.",
13645 "Stop if passing by interesting features.",
13646 "Stop if passing by interesting features, or play like a noob and ignore everything you find.",
13647 "Auto open doors when you bump into them.",
13648 "Auto open doors when you bump into them. But not if you are suffering from certain status effects or nasty traps, hahaha!",
13650 "You hear annoyed mumbling.",
13651 "It seems to be a solid block.",
13652 "Ask before entering square with a trap covered by items.",
13653 "Confirm entering place with an obscured pit?",
13654 "If blind we assume moving character tries to feel what is in front of them. This is not done if hero has automatic search because it reveals all neighboring squares.",
13655 "Limit resting to 20 turns.",
13656 "It is a very good idea to hold down the s or . key when you want to recover your health.",
13657 "Psionics decays and regenerates twice as fast as other abilities.",
13658 "The canister of super glue has finally fallen off!",
13659 "Reduce police awareness of your software piracy crimes.",
13660 "Software piracy is not a crime as long as you can kill all the lawyers before they cast a spell that summons reinforcements.",
13661 "Large amounts of radiation decay faster.",
13662 "Radiation processor can work if no new radiation is incoming.",
13663 "You glow so much you could put a Christmas tree to shame.",
13664 "You start glowing!",
13665 "You no longer glow.",
13666 "Every minute test for radiation sickness. Ghouls are immune.",
13667 "Give messages of straning health.",
13668 "You have a slight headache.",
13669 "You feel fatigued.",
13670 "You feel somewhat sick.",
13671 "This is too much for body to take.",
13672 "Figure out how many Con points to lose.",
13674 "You are overcome by your illness.",
13675 "If hero's constitution is already damaged or very low advance sickness to later stage.",
13676 "Your gums are bleeding!",
13677 "Your hair is falling out!",
13678 "Your skin is melting!",
13679 "You transform into a ghoul!",
13680 "You are too weak to survive in your current form.",
13681 "Your body is wracked with convulsions.",
13683 "You feel quite sick.",
13684 "Buggy shock capacitors rarely may discharge into your brain.",
13685 "Your implant malfunctions and dicharges into your brain!",
13686 "Decrement health directly because sending electrical damage through sufferDamage would get captured by the very same shock capacitor that just discharged.",
13687 "Ungooma may try to take over you, reproduce or mature.",
13688 "Free brain lobes.",
13689 "You are taken over by brain parasites.",
13690 "You got taken over by Ungooma collective mind.",
13691 "You got taken over by Ungooma collective mind, whoever Ungooma is supposed to be.",
13692 "More parasites means more chance for maturing.",
13693 "Your parasite matures.",
13694 "Your parasite matures. You decide to call her Victoria and buy her a pair of fleecy leather boots with massive block heels.",
13695 "The less space there is the less chance of reproduction.",
13696 "Youngling saps a lot of resources.",
13697 "Narcolepsy induces random sleep attacks.",
13698 "Narcolepsy induces random sleep attacks. (Yes, I know Greek too.)",
13699 "You feel drowsy.",
13700 "Having lost your mind you wander the level for years to come.",
13701 "Having lost your mind you wander the level for years to come. A YASD with YAFM.",
13702 "Search around while resting.",
13703 "Search around while resting. Good idea in rooms filled with mimics and statue traps.",
13704 "Stun totally randomizes movement every turn.",
13705 "Stun totally randomizes movement every turn and is not at all a crippling status effect.",
13706 "Confusion tilts to left or right every third turn or so.",
13707 "Confusion randomizes your movement often enough to be more than just a minor annoyance.",
13708 "Do not attempt trap escape. Go straight to waiting instead.",
13709 "Do not attempt trap escape. Go straight to waiting instead. That gives the girls the time required to surround your pit and kick you on the hands with their high heels if you try to get out later.",
13710 "FIXME: Remove all logic pertraining when to untrap self from following block and place it first. That should eliminate all gotos and make the code piece easier to read.",
13711 "this must be an attack",
13712 "You can't attack there!",
13713 "Be warned that you cannot push barrels.",
13714 "You need 16 hit points to surely survive the explosion.",
13715 "There will be no futher warnings.",
13716 "No point in killing players who like DoomRL very much that way. Expectations carry over.",
13717 "The best way to deal with fuel barrels is to punch them with your melee weapon until they die.",
13718 "You're not wielding a ranged weapon.",
13719 "Really harm yourself? Please confirm.",
13720 "Really harm yourself? Please confirm so we can call the local mental health inspector.",
13721 "Kicking yourself isn't going to make things any better.",
13722 "Kicking yourself isn't going to make things any better unless you wear high heels, in which case you can scratch along your own legs with the sharp-edged heel.",
13723 "Kicking yourself isn't going to make things any better. However, your score will increase by 1000 points if you manage to knock yourself out with a kick in the own nuts.",
13724 "You are now flying high above floor.",
13725 "You reach ground level.",
13726 "You cannot fly higher.",
13727 "You're already at the bottom.",
13728 "You gracefully descend.",
13729 "You gracefully descend, because you know you'll never ascend.",
13730 "You dive into the sewage.",
13731 "You dive into the sewage and start to emanate a godawful stink that will prevent any monster with a nose to get closer than 20 squares to you.",
13732 "You're holding your breath!",
13733 "o/w we are descending a level",
13734 "Remove restraining bolt from c?",
13735 "Prevent sadness message.",
13736 "That was not a kill.",
13737 "Probe for another hole.",
13738 "Probe for another hole. (Why do you need to probe though? You know she has one at the front and one at the back...)",
13739 "You fail to close the door.",
13740 "it takes less time to slam a door shut",
13741 "There is nothing on the ground to pick up.",
13742 "HACK BEGIN: explained later.",
13743 "HACK BEGIN: explained later. Or never, because I rarely explain any of these messages.",
13744 "HACK END: everything is explained in next comment.",
13745 "HACK END: everything is explained in next comment. Including an official statement saying that Amy does not have a foot/kick/heel/butt/whatever fetish.",
13746 "HACK: if the object is merged into an inventory object, the the floor will momentarily contain a deleted object which would be dereferenced during the screen redraw that occurs while printing the 'you picked up an object' message.",
13747 "END HACK: Restore the floor.",
13748 "END HACK: Restore the floor, after the player character fell through to 10 levels deeper.",
13749 "HACK: as above, need to pre-emptively remove the object from the floor vector even though we might not actually pick it up:",
13750 "Didn't pick anything up means no time taken.",
13751 "Error popcorn delta: Menu fault.",
13752 "didn't drop anything, no time penalty",
13753 "You remember an unseen monster there.",
13754 "You remember an unseen monster there, but cannot remove the marker and cannot move into it without wasting a turn, which is A+ design.",
13755 "Over nine thousand. :-P",
13756 "You notice a weird number in a corner of your goggles.",
13757 "It is not even worth probing this one.",
13758 "You have already performed abduction of this one.",
13759 "You feel the presence of a lifeform here.",
13760 "You feel something moving here.",
13761 "You see a blip on your motion tracker.",
13762 "Automatic doors also show up on motion tracker.",
13763 "You are blind and cannot see.",
13764 "You are blind, yet you can see.",
13765 "You aren't blind, yet you cannot see.",
13766 "You can't see that location from here.",
13767 "You haven't been to that location!",
13768 "You see a broken light under the ceiling.",
13769 "You see a broken light under the ceiling. Watch out, it might fall on top of your head as you pass underneath!",
13770 "You see the floor.",
13771 "You see a yawning void.",
13773 "The game turns into KKFS. A floor tile and 2 walls come into view! A staircase, 29 floor tiles, 13 walls, a doorway and a closed door come into view!",
13774 "Drink from the vat?",
13775 "Drink from the vat and gain a negative mutation?",
13776 "Drink from the acid pit?",
13777 "You can have only one item prepared.",
13778 "You are now unarmed.",
13779 "You are now unarmed, but you can still use your sweet feet as lethal weapons. Have fun kicking the monsters in the balls!",
13780 "One can wear armor and install bionic implants.",
13781 "One can wear armor and install bionic implants. Doing the latter allows you to listen to a bunch of songs by Christina Aguilera, also known as the aunt of Amy's brother.",
13782 "Collect worn, installed and wielded stuff.",
13783 "Game saved. Press enter.",
13784 "Save game operation failed!",
13785 "Save game operation failed! Program received signal SIGSEGV, Segmentation fault. Backtrace: 00000000 in hack.c",
13786 "Game crash segfault, dumped to terminal.",
13787 "Experimental BOFH power can now transfer control.",
13788 "Impossible command. The game is corrupt!",
13789 "The torc seems to have unlocked your latent powers.",
13790 "A thrill passes down your spine.",
13791 "Stupid skill check. It only works because all psykers have access four in metapsychic faculty skills.",
13792 "FIXME: This code fragment relies on the tail attack being number 4.",
13793 "The monolith mysteriously vanishes!",
13794 "You touch the monolith.",
13795 "You now resemble Road Runner-burger.",
13796 "It is assumed caller has printed apt message.",
13797 "You are annihilated.",
13798 "I just couldn't decide on one message.",
13799 "Your lungs explode painfully.",
13800 "Your blood boils, enveloping your body in a crimson mist.",
13801 "Your blood boils, enveloping your body in a crimson mist. (Why is that a death message in ZAPM anyway?)",
13802 "Your internal organs rupture and your eyeballs pop.",
13803 "Congratulations, you are the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy now!",
13804 "Congratulations, you are the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy now! As a prize, you can select your favorite slut with syphilis now: Sandra, who likes to produce squeaky farting noises with her sexy butt and wears brown high-heeled combat boots, or Larissa, the girl that likes to stomp your toes with her plateau boots and can kick you in the shins very painfully?",
13805 "Game over, man! Game over!",
13806 "Do it now, before DYWYPI spoils the beautiful screen to be captured.",
13807 "Do you want ... your possessions identified?",
13808 "Do you want ... to see complete map of current area?",
13809 "Do you want ... your diagnostics revealed?",
13810 "Do you want ... to see the console message history?",
13811 "Do you want ... to read the kill list?",
13812 "Do you want ... to view the high score table?",
13813 "Do you want ... to go to bed with me tonight?",
13814 "Do you want ... me to tell you why you won't ascend this game?",
13815 "Do you want ... Amy to make the game harder than it currently is?",
13816 "Do you want ... to tell Amy how much you love SLASH'EM Extended?",
13817 "Admit it, you've fallen in love with this game and just cannot stop playing it.",
13818 "You must truly love SLASH'EM Extended, because otherwise you'd not be reading this message right now.",
13820 "FIXME: These are duplicates of instructions from Monster instance creation.",
13821 "LOOK! Here it is.",
13822 "Firmware malfunction. Unable to gauge radiation level.",
13823 "Reported radiation dosage absorbed by your body is 200000.",
13824 "Activate the glory device and die a martyr's death?",
13825 "You need sight to make use of it.",
13826 "When false, map is dimmed in graphical versions.",
13827 ". _______________________ .",
13829 "=| #### #### # # ##### |=",
13830 " >------#-----#-#-##-##------< ",
13831 "=| #### #### # # # ##### |=",
13832 "=| # # # # # # |=",
13833 "=|_ # # # # # ##### _|=",
13835 "=| # # # # # # |= <--- guess the how manyth line of the PRIME logo that is!",
13836 "Wait indefinitely for decision if no default set.",
13837 "Wait until keypress. (space/enter/esc)",
13838 "Show cursor after more. Necessary for NCurses.",
13839 "Avoid choking on our email addresses.",
13840 "Please select direction from above possibilities.",
13841 "Hit space, enter or esacape to cancel.",
13842 "Be very helpful and ignore user choice.",
13843 "This is supposed to be fully generic routine (shInterface) but here is incorporated knowledge of NotEye UI. *sigh*",
13844 "Predator targeting triangle.",
13845 "Clearing special cursor on exit, if any.",
13846 "Taking cursor off manually is required, since closing lore window will cause redraw which in turn will wipe the existing cursor implicitly without marking it as not present on screen. Next redraw would delete creature tile in such situation.",
13847 "Use the movement keys to position the cursor.",
13848 "Use the movement keys to maneuver your character to certain death.",
13849 "Press escape to abort. Press 'help' for creature lore.",
13850 "Loading default keymap is in main.cpp.",
13851 "Parse 'command = key' style assignments.",
13852 "Expected '=' in key to command assignment:",
13853 "Remove whitespace from beginnings.",
13854 "Invalid null command assignment:",
13855 "Skip this line and continue.",
13856 "Expected modifier character: key_str.",
13857 "Success. Proceed to assignment.",
13858 "Yay, there was a parser error! Yay!",
13859 "An error has occurred, woohoo!",
13860 "Your application has encountered an error, and we're very glad about that!",
13861 "We are happy to inform you that your program just crashed. Exit code: Segmentation dump core panic kernel error.",
13862 "Equippy chars. A pretty homage to Angband.",
13863 "Skip Eye of the BOFH slot. It would be mostly empty.",
13864 "TODO: Since bright red is officially named orange do it in four colors",
13865 "Sort them in order of most likely to be temporary first because There is only space for six. When conditions are rougly tied place more lethal one higher.",
13866 "It is great that 'Ill' on the bottom status line can be completely obscured by 'Burdened', because the former is much more important. This especially holds true if the status line can't ever wrap around to the 25th line. You should make your terminal 80x25 just in case, because maybe that additional line will work and allow the text to wrap around.",
13867 "Place first, because this is threat of instant death.",
13868 "How many lines of history are there?",
13869 "Copy history. Might be in two parts if wrapped.",
13870 "Should suffice for '@Xx@H - nn' part.",
13871 ". ABIL BASE CURR GEAR TEMP TOTL .",
13872 "Badly broken lock. Can be still repaired.",
13873 "Damaged and jammed lock.",
13874 "Door color matches keycard color.",
13875 "Lock color unknown.",
13876 "Something not right.",
13877 "Something not left.",
13878 "Something not right. Probably left.",
13879 "~`@#$^&*()-_=+:;'\"[]{}|\\/?>.<,",
13881 "Dlrlrlrlrlrlrlr!",
13882 "Explosions and the like obscure everything.",
13883 "Go for 'transparency' of character.",
13884 "m, x, y, eff::none, c, oi, o, f, s",
13885 "Ugly kludge here. Only door flags are saved, not whether door malfunctions are known by hero.",
13886 "Finally, terrain.",
13888 "Feeling the door does not reveal what color is door lock.",
13889 "Explosions and beams light up dark area for a moment.",
13890 "You know where you are. Duh.",
13891 "You know where you are. In the land of SLEX, where sanity is at a premium.",
13892 "NV, EM-Field vision.",
13893 "Kludge: show doors because, e.g. night vision might have revealed a creature on the other side that hero might not expect to see if she remembers the door was closed.",
13894 "Everything from memory.",
13895 "Creatures may stay in hiding.",
13896 "Show the hidden creature from now on.",
13897 "Hero is not aware of the monster.",
13898 "Invisible, or hiding under existing object.",
13899 "Clear any remembered creature leftovers.",
13900 "The getMass shuffle is required for objects that upon merging may discard unneeded containers.",
13901 "Try to place item in exactly the spot it was before.",
13902 "Try to place item in exactly the spot it was before. If you're even one square off, your entire inventory is deleted.",
13903 "Fall below to choice from whole inventory.",
13904 "This routine lifted from DeadCold with permission.",
13905 "Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Prime, Omega, Neo",
13906 "A basic name is two syllables stuck together.",
13907 "A basic name is two syllables stuck together, while a more beautiful name like 'Victoria' has more than two.",
13908 "You feel that among all the female names mentioned by these silly messages, Victoria is certainly one that appears very often. She must be very fleecy and beautiful!",
13909 "Uncommon names may have 3 syllables.",
13910 "Uncommon names may have 3 syllables. 'Eveline' for example. Would you agree that it's a beautiful name?",
13911 "Short names may have a second part. This is uncommon.",
13912 "Short names may have a second part. This is uncommon, but one of the tool shopkeeper names is 'Y-Fenni'.",
13913 "Inspired by BOSS floppy disk labels.",
13914 "Download CRACKED software for your PC!",
13915 "Error picking a random item (id:-1)",
13916 "Error picking a random item (id:-1) (Reminder: this is not a real error message because there was no 'Program in disorder' message.)",
13918 "Skip a line on error.",
13919 "Skip a line on error, and run into another error because the vital setup done in the skipped line was, well, skipped. DUH!",
13920 "All software provided as is",
13921 "Replace substrings within asterisks.",
13922 "Replace flat footwear with high heels.",
13923 "Dear player, are you still wearing boring flat shoes? Buy some high heels NOW and start wearing them all day and night! (This also applies if you're male!)",
13924 "No, Amy certainly does not have a shoe fetish at all and the amount of shoes (or messages about them) in this game isn't too high.",
13925 "Buf might have had contents.",
13926 "*Arg* paradise! Please visit our sponsored warplinks:",
13927 "*Arg* superior quality upgrade kits!",
13928 "*Arg* training course and license - 50%% off!",
13929 "*Arg* Marleen just stepped on my bare foot with her block-heeled combat boot, and I'm a wimp who moans in pain instead of bearing it like a man!",
13930 "Second-hand Vintage Pre-War *args*!",
13931 "Second-hand Vintage Pre-War sexy leather pumps! Buy now - only $10 per pair, and the heels are guaranteed to still be sharp-edged enough to scratch bloody wounds on your legs!",
13932 "Fight *arg* battles at *randomworld*!",
13933 "Surplus *args* at *randomrace* Fleet outlet!",
13934 "Are you owner of this Dakkapedia article?",
13935 "Please contact MegaWarpload Hosting Solutions",
13936 "Congratulations! You've won one of the following:",
13937 "FREE Gold-plated *args*!",
13938 "FREE *Arg* supply voucher for a year!",
13939 "FREE Hot *randomrace* babes playing with *args* video!",
13940 "FREE Hot *randomrace* babes playing with *args* video! (Stupid censorship always censoring out the most interesting parts.)",
13941 "FREE Shipment of *args* to *randomworld*!",
13942 "By clicking on any of the above warplinks, I, the user, hereby release PoonTangMedia (Inc.) of any and all legal liabilities potentially arising thereafter",
13943 "Everything *arg*! - Search results:",
13944 "*Arg* petting-zoo near your space-hab!",
13945 "*Arg* specialized vets!",
13946 "*Arg* made-to-order costumes!",
13947 "*Arg* hunting safari at *randomworld*!",
13948 "*Arg* traditional *randomrace* recipes!",
13949 "*Arg* traditional thai massage at a brothel near you!",
13950 "Were you expecting something else on this page?",
13951 "contact Kim's Warpnet Emporium to lease this WRL",
13952 "Dmg: 0 Bug: 1 Flags: -E",
13953 "Present melee, missile, gun and zap attacks.",
13954 "Skill: HELP! A BUG!",
13955 "OH MY GOD THE GAME IS FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS",
13956 "OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS",
13957 "Information not shown because right now the fact hardly matters.",
13958 "Vulnerabilities, fooproofness and infectedness.",
13959 "This object type is vulnerable to computer viruses.",
13960 "The computer is protected by an antivirus.",
13961 "The computer is protected by an antivirus, but new viri (plural of virus) are constantly being developed to slip past it.",
13962 "To make matters worse it has a virus.",
13963 "To make matters worse it has a virus. *rae* *rae* . . *rae* *rae* . . *rae* *rae* . . *rae* *rae* . . Data deletion complete. 10 random files were deleted from your hard drive.",
13964 "Fortunately it has not been infected. Yet.",
13965 "However, it might have a virus.",
13966 "The software could be cracked.",
13967 "The software is perfectly legal.",
13968 "This object is RADIOACTIVE.",
13969 "This object is RADIOACTIVE, written in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS because you might be someone who FAILS at READING COMPREHENSION.",
13970 "This object does not seem to be radioactive.",
13971 "This object does not seem to be radioactive. But you know, not everything is the way it seems to be.",
13972 "Identify this item to learn more about it.",
13973 "Identify this item to learn more about it. It might require several identification scrolls because of course it does.",
13974 "If SLASH'EM Extended screws you over, it means that the game is working as intended.",
13975 "If you drop too many items on an altar, the altar will vanish because of course it will.",
13977 "Page break looks silly before first line.",
13978 "Global.h includes FeatureToggle.h which may define CATCH_SIGSEGV.",
13979 "Incremented if game crashed.",
13980 "There should really be a segfault counter in-game, that keeps track of how many times the game segfaulted.",
13981 "If SIGSEGV strikes PRIME, hopefully this keep player progress intact.",
13982 "If you play a feminist and your player character is named 'dolores', you can randomly get a SIGABRT for no apparent reason, and Amy cannot reproduce it on her account.",
13983 "If your player character is named 'rikersan', Pokedex entries can somehow cause a SIGABRT and the backtrace does not help in pinpointing the problem.",
13984 "Trying to use the character menu in curses mode immediately throws a SIGABRT. Engraving in curses mode without popup_dialog does the same, and the backtrace says it happened at address 00000000, which is every developer's wet dream: a bug that gives no useful information on how to debug it!",
13985 "Program was behaving naughty and accessed fault address.",
13986 "PRIME: A science fiction themed roguelike game with all kinds of aliens.",
13987 "Force playing in ASCII mode.",
13988 "Force playing in ASCII mode, because there is no roguelike with good-looking tiles. (Except Elona.)",
13989 "Specify username to play as.",
13990 "Did you know that DCSS stole many item graphics from Elona?",
13991 "FIXME: Here follows some ugly code interspersed with ifdefs.",
13992 "TODO: Create source file responsible for hiding portability issues.",
13993 "FIXME: should probably stat() it and make sure it's a directory...",
13994 "PRIME needs this directory for high scores and log.",
13995 "HOME environment variable not present.",
13996 "PRIME was configured to search for it and cannot run unless it is set.",
13997 "In order to play the recent version, you must download the source code for the previous version, manually patch the source code of the recent version with it, and then run a compiler that's only available in Japanese. TLDR: just forget about it and play something else.",
13998 "Couldn't adjust coredumpsize.",
14000 "Sorry, your username is too stupid and therefore the game ends now. Please make a new account with a better name.",
14001 "Your spectators suddenly decided to vote you for the title of 'Worst Player In Existence', and you are booted from the game.",
14002 "You were executed by result of fair vote.",
14003 "Ignore. This option is for NotEye frontend.",
14004 "Warning: SIGSEGV cannot be caught.",
14005 "Warning: SIGSEGV cannot be caught. (Which is actually weird, because SIGKILL is the signal supposed to be impossible to catch...)",
14006 "Warning: SIGSEGV cannot be caught. Even if you have a Master Ball, which would allow you to catch a MEWTWO without fail.",
14007 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Oh, you caught her? Great! That's the only one still missing from my Pokemon collection!'",
14008 "Attempt emergency save.",
14009 "Saving throw succeeded!",
14010 "Saving throw succeeded! But wait... The Game Master suddenly declares your throw invalid, and doesn't give you a reroll, instead declaring the roll failed!",
14011 "So, there was death or victory. Any crash that happens now should not be caught or else the game may be put into perpetual lockup.",
14012 "Any crash that happens now should not be caught or else the player might actually be able to rescue their savegame and we can't have that.",
14013 "WARNING: Segfaulter mode was enabled. If something spits venom at you now, the game will destabilize and corrupt your savegame beyond repair.",
14014 "PRIME just crashed! Our apologies!",
14015 "Emergency save was attempted. If it was successful there is file with .sav extension present in folder.",
14016 "Please consider backing it up.",
14017 "If you wish to send it to us for examination we could use description what you did to have the problem manifest. Thank you!",
14018 "Please submit bug reports to AmyBSOD",
14019 "Reminder: You should definitely visit the IRC. I keep saying this, and I keep seeing players who ignore these messages. Don't make the same mistake. Visit #em.slashem.me on Libera now!",
14020 "Welcome to PRIME! (hit esc to quit now)",
14021 "What is your name?",
14022 "Build the maze. First, remove some nodes to prevent long hallways",
14023 "Post process: add flavor to 20%% of walls.",
14024 "Put a red pill somewhere.",
14025 "Exception: berserk doors are drawn as plain doors.",
14026 "Do not use return 'master' unless it has been indentified already.",
14027 "Cut off 'keycard'.",
14028 "TODO: Stair description should vary depending on location. In Space Base they are manholes with ladders.",
14029 "Length test: You see here malfunctioning automatic door with broken orange code lock.",
14030 "Ok, this is not acid blood but damage can be the same.",
14031 "TODO: Introduce radioactive monster flag.",
14032 "A door square is tricky. A partially lit square becomes fully lit when its door is opened.",
14033 "KLUDGE: If the Hero remembers a door is here, then we'll say it's fully lit so that she can see when the door is closed.",
14034 "KLUDGE: If the Hero remembers a door is here, then we'll say it's fully lit so that she can see when the door is closed and become a gender studies professor.",
14035 "Someone said that it's weird how SLASH'EM Extended only offers you two possible genders for your character.",
14036 "nw,ne,sw,se are directions from which the square is seen.",
14037 "Smell: this is wrong place to put it. Either drawLevel should recognize darkened areas in FOV and forget them or computeVisibility should do it.",
14038 "Assumption: only one Melnorme per level.",
14039 "If there is a feature an interaction may start.",
14040 "If two sexy women meet, intercourse may start.",
14041 "Object lasted through. Add to existing pile or make new stack.",
14042 "The door slams shut! You jump out of the way!",
14043 "You land in a pool of acid!",
14044 "Country on all four columns!",
14045 "You stumble into a deep spot!",
14046 "You swim in the sewage.",
14047 "You sink under the surface!",
14048 "You are bathed in a green glow!",
14049 "Just a suspicion. Hero must search for the trap.",
14050 "You hear strange mechanical click above you.",
14051 "Suddenly an ACME sign falls from the ceiling!",
14052 "With a shrill something falls from the ceiling!",
14053 "Fast move does not trigger doors or traps. It is caller's responsibility to update environment.",
14054 "Protip: if you push buttons quickly enough, your character will actually move more quickly.",
14055 "Protip: if you push the attack button harder, your attacks will deal more damage.",
14056 "May have moved out of a pit.",
14057 "May have moved out of a pit, and is urf.",
14058 "Change last time only if this is transport action. Creatures that are put down for the first time should not have their LastMoveTime touched.",
14059 "There's a cyber psycho bitch who's been hoarding the power of the Bizarro Orgasmatron!",
14060 "sometimes called when the creature is not actually on the level",
14061 "Closing automatic door may cause remembered creature glyph to remain there despite hero saw it die/disappear.",
14062 "In KKFS, greyed-out graphics of monsters remain even if every five-year-old child can deduce it is the thing that you just killed 5 turns ago, and you cannot remove them.",
14063 "In KKFS, there is an autoexplore hotkey. If you make the mistake of moving your finger anywhere near it, the game will count it as if you had actually pressed it, sending your char willy-nilly through uncharted territory and into a dead end, and when you want to walk back the exit will be blocked by outta depth monsters.",
14064 "In KKFS, there is an autoexplore hotkey. There is no confirmation if you push it and the rate at which autoexplore happens is something like one move per frame, i.e. 60 moves per second. So when you finally push a button to try to end that exorcism, your character will already be in a spot where death is unavoidable.",
14065 "In KKFS, you cannot eat at all if you are too satiated, but with laser-point accuracy all the chunks of meat in your inventory will rot instantly in the exact moment that you would be able to eat them again.",
14066 "In KKFS, you cannot eat poisonous corpses at all unless you have an identified source of poison resistance. There is no way to tell the game 'arrrrrrrgh I know that this item makes me resistant now let me fucking eat the fucked up corpse you fuckers!'",
14067 "In KKFS, you never know which version you are actually playing because Removeremoveremove Ruinators are axing stuff left and right.",
14068 "Apparently, Amy has started to bitch about KKFS too now, because saying scornful things about nethacky stuff wasn't enough.",
14069 "Creator has lost touch with reality, apparent by the fact that he made it almost impossible to get small medals.",
14070 "It is completely arbitrary bullshit that healing and meditation just wouldn't train when your (irrelevant) constitution/magic stat was lower than the skill value!",
14071 "Whoever thought it was a good idea to add no obvious cue to reaching your maximum gauge? No one is watching the gauge meter all the time, because normally your eyes are centered on the player character sprite at all times!",
14072 "Why can't we simply have a hit point bar *directly underneath our character sprite*, just like stethoscoped pets do???",
14073 "Not everyone is OCD enough to constantly keep a close eye on that not-really-very-obvious-when-it-decreases HP bar! The entity is a moron for saying that the sound must be enough, because the sound does not create a --More-- prompt and you can easily get killed by something that would otherwise have been preventable.",
14074 "Items with 'protects you from thieves' protects you from the malicious hand too because seriously, that bullshit needs to be stopped. If I'm protected from thieves then I expect to be fucking protected from thieves! The property is rare enough already, I won't accept it if it doesn't work!",
14075 "Remove the fucked up 'anti-savescumming' feature in my mod. Sorry, I'm not the kind of player who likes that 'feature'.",
14076 "Dear reader: your anti-savescumming 'feature' hurts non-savescumming players too by penalizing them for saving and loading the game often - you don't always have that much time for playing in one block, and I in particular don't want to leave the game running when I'm afk for a longer period of time since my PC has a habit of crashing and I don't want to lose my savegame file! And you want to penalize me for that every time, by making it so that I get 10 minutes of 'no good item can ever drop'? Seriously???",
14077 "Custom AI pets can attack at a range of up to 7 squares. I'll never understand the reasoning for that completely arbitrary limit, much less that it didn't get fixed. Goodbye, silly restriction, remove your fat ass from my beloved game or I will remove it permanently! Oh wait, I just did. Good riddance. :P",
14078 "The woman that wears world-ending sexy leather pumps of Ragnarok insists that it's a good idea to limit custom AI pets to an attack distance of 5 squares, even though I absolutely say that limitation ought to be removed.",
14079 "I made Memorization useful in my mod again. Why did a skill that was already not very useful to begin with get trashed??? I mean, the amount it increses spell stock gain isn't great even now, but at least it's more than zero! There may not be many players who like the nether wave spell for some reason, but I do!",
14080 "Don't permanently remove act 1 void lords from the list once the player reaches act 2. How many players would enter the void before offing Zeome, anyway? It just reduces variety to limit a bunch of bosses like that, since few players would ever encounter them.",
14081 "All monsters can always use gauge attacks, even when not playing in No Future mode (am I the only one who thinks names like 'Loss' or 'Abnormal' sound rather lame?).",
14082 "Acid damage can always destroy equipment if it gets damaged enough, even when not playing in No Future mode. After all, you'd have to be quite the noob to let your kickass artifact get hit by acid that many times, so if you do, you deserve to lose it.",
14083 "Spellcasting success chance can always reach 100%%, no matter how heavy the player's equipment is and no matter what kind of equipment is in the second hand slot. Because I really HATE HATE HATE that bloody cap that basically forced me into using light armor and only a single melee weapon without a shield.",
14084 "The player no longer loses their equipment upon death. That always ticked me off to no end! Why you could just randomly lose that sentient weapon you spent hundreds of hours to level, or that precious item that would require you to farm 10 big daddies to get back? And why isn't it possible to turn that bullshit off???",
14085 "Rare drops by certain enemies actually are rare again. I remember a version where it used to be something special to get an unknown shell, a happy bed, or a secret experience of Kumiromi. But somehow those drops were made ultra common. Should it really be that everyone has an unknown shell by XL5 and half a dozen happy beds by XL20? Nope, I say!",
14086 "Reverted some of the bloody 'fixes' to certain 'spelling errors'. The curased coffin shall forever be spelled 'curased coffin', and everyone who disagrees with me shall be put in a curased coffin as well! Just kidding :P Also reinstated the 'yerles conbat plane' spelling.",
14087 "Replaced the broken 'keh-la keh-la keh-la keh-la keh-la keh-la' bullshit that would permanently remove my metal pianist's superb magic resistance with no way to get it back. Now, that dream instead increases the ether corruption. Here's a very big middle finger to that creepy dream. You will never hurt my metal pianist again.",
14088 "It's just ridiculous how overpowered the Violent Garden action is, I started dubbing it 'screen-wide total annihilation' because that's what it is. Rogue ambush? Just spam it a couple of times and all the flunkies are dead. Spam it some more and chances are the rogue boss will also expire before your stamina does. Did that not obliterate everything in the playtest too??? No special action should be that strong, I even started to avoid the magical plants feat on purpose to ensure the game doesn't become too easy...",
14089 "Buying additional limbs at Gavela has a fixed cost because seriously, why the hell would it increase when you gain more life??? Penalizing the player for eating their hero cheese early feels just so incredibly retarded, and the strategy would devolve into 'stock up on hero cheese without eating them, buy limb, then eat them to get the lost life back', plus it would mean debug races with high starting Life wouldn't really benefit all that much of their high stat since it's all lost when buying more limbs. No longer, I say!",
14090 "The corpse of musical notadpoles conveys sound resistance. It really made no sense that there wasn't a single monster that did so while all other resistances can be gotten that way.",
14091 "Grass killers can spam destruct wave, which is not overpowered at all. Nope, the amount of damage it does is perfectly balanced.",
14092 "In Elona, titans have a ground smash attack that instakills everything. Never end a turn next to a hostile titan, and never allow the AI of your pet titan to use ground smash while it's next to you, or you will die instantly. Every time. Fight them at range and you'll be fine. On the bright side, having one as a pet with the AI set so it won't kill you will make for easy Zeome killing.",
14093 "In Elona, buildions have a ground smash attack and the ability to teleport you next to them, plus enough speed to do both of these things without giving you a turn in between. Since ground smash instakills you, that basically equates to them having the ability to say 'you are now dead' when they feel like it.",
14094 "Highest monster tiers may be empty.",
14095 "Should never arrive here.",
14096 "If you can read this message, it means that an unknown error has occurred and you should immediately contact Amy over the IRC: #em.slashem.me on Libera",
14097 "Critical internal error. The game can no longer safely continue, and you should contact Amy on the #em.slashem.me Libera IRC channel. (Yes, this is a fake message, but you should still join the IRC.)",
14098 "Cap group size on low floors.",
14099 "Cap group size on low floors. (That totally sounds like something K-Measurer would do.)",
14100 "Weighted choice from sublist.",
14101 "Create specific monster (group).",
14102 "Create monster team. Execute each entry from sublist.",
14103 "Chance is not treated like weight -- it is a percentage chance of executing this row.",
14104 "Make sure not to spawn monsters too close to hero.",
14105 "Make sure to spawn monsters too close to hero, because otherwise the player would have a chance at winning and that may not be.",
14106 "At most one exit (i.e. stair) in a room.",
14107 "connect this level to one below it with a staircase",
14108 "Error: The game failed to create staircases on dungeon level 15 and your game is now unwinnable.",
14109 "Searches for free square without obstacle or trap.",
14110 "Found no feature or harmless feature.",
14111 "Make it obvious something is not right.",
14112 "Matter compiler. This one is huge for just a single floppy disk program.",
14113 "Was the Bizarro Orgasmatron decompiled.",
14114 "The door beside you is decompiled!",
14115 "This encourages dungeon vandalism, I know.",
14116 "Nooo! I needed that door!",
14117 "The sludge vat next to you is decompiled!",
14118 "You are decompiled and no longer exist in the game!",
14119 "Suddenly the acid pool beneath you is gone.",
14120 "Suddenly the acid pool beneath you is gone, because it glitched through the floor... and reappears in the ceiling where it starts to come down on you. All of your items have melted away!",
14121 "The rad trap you are standing on is decompiled!",
14122 "Nice cleaning job.",
14123 "Nice job breaking it, hero.",
14124 "Sewage decompilation handled by core routine.",
14125 "You can now breathe freely!",
14126 "More sewage fits in deep spot.",
14127 "Feature cannot be decompiled.",
14128 "Feature cannot be decompiled. After all, if I made it possible to compile features out of slex, the heretics would just compile them all out and end up with the mess that is Russiack.",
14129 "Returns ilk name and kNoFeature in kind or NULL and feature type in kind.",
14130 "Assumes creature calling is under player control.",
14131 "Do not place header unless an object needs it.",
14132 "Give first (random) pick and others 80%% of the time if other conditions are fulfilled.",
14133 "Offer features only if place is available.",
14134 "Hero gets or wants random item?",
14135 "Choose fully randomly.",
14136 "Money is boring. Floppies are unbalancing. Do not want.",
14137 "Should not happen but if it does lets not ruin a good game.",
14138 "Failed to generate stuff.",
14139 "Suddenly something goes very wrong!",
14140 "Items may be described with varying accuracy.",
14141 "Sometimes give no description at all.",
14142 "Hero is not satisfied with options? Give backup item.",
14143 "There is not enough particles left to assemble last item.",
14144 "You lack particles to assemble it.",
14145 "Unimplemented feature compilation.",
14146 "This is an error message, and you can rejoice.",
14147 "You lack a huge amount of particles.",
14148 "You lack a huge amount of particles. Why don't you just disintegrate sponaneously?",
14149 "Your computer transforms into dust.",
14150 "Implants residing in brain are safe.",
14151 "Your armor is decompiled. Say goodbye to the silver dragon scale mail.",
14152 "A passage below the grating underneath you is sealed.",
14153 "The hole below you is partially filled.",
14154 "The hole below you is sealed.",
14155 "You are lifted as the pit you were in is sealed with matter.",
14156 "You get stuck in the ground as the pit you were in is filled.",
14157 "Excess matter is haphazardly glued into heaps of junk.",
14158 "Leftover particles disperse.",
14159 "You've heard buggy matter compiler behaves like this.",
14160 "Summed weight of all decompiled objects.",
14161 "You have found a floppy disk of matter compiler!",
14162 "The web holding you is decompiled!",
14163 "The duct tape holding you is decompiled!",
14164 "Creature might be drowning in sewage pit, but this is handled by decompileFeature ().",
14165 "Nuke whole stack of items.",
14166 "Something on ground is decompiled.",
14167 "Perhaps decompile some terrain feature?",
14168 "Unavoidable weight loss. Some particles escape.",
14169 "Unavoidable weight loss. Sounds like you have to find a cure for anorexia.",
14170 "(De)compilation should not be attempted in irradiated level/room.",
14171 "Particles behave in unstable way. Half of them speed away.",
14173 "Did you know that you can be a Nethack Variant Developer too?",
14174 "Did you know that you can be a Nethack Variant Developer too? Just pick up the source code and get to work! You can also base your variant on another, existing one.",
14175 "Did you know that if your Nethack variant becomes 'famous' enough, it might be included in the stupid tournament that doesn't even exist? If that happens, you'd better not hope that I (Amy) actually play it, because I'll bitch about everything I dislike and annoy you to hell on the IRC. But always remember that my opinions aren't instructions so you can actually do whatever you want in your variant.",
14176 "Out of particles or an error.",
14177 "Out of particles or errors.",
14178 "ERROR: out of error messages. Please free 1048576 more bytes of disk space to display the error message.",
14179 "Matter compilation failed entirely.",
14180 "Form heaps of junk, fill pits or holes.",
14181 "The wand destruction patch will never disappear from K-Measurer, and Amy will never cease to rightfully complain about the fact that it's just stupid how wands of lightning can perpetually trash all of your wands and rings.",
14182 "K-Measurer trashed the samurai by giving them a low skill cap for the things real-life samurai are good at (namely, katanas and dual-wielding), which probably took all of 5 minutes. The reversal should also take at most 5 minutes. But that was in June 2016. Look at the calendar to see what date we have now... has it been fixed yet?",
14183 "KLUDGE: avoid repeating a letter on the same page",
14184 "Just a prettifier.",
14185 "-2 is signal to adjust space on both sides of text.",
14186 "---..oo..--=oOo=--..oo..---",
14187 "call this repeatedly to store the selected results into value and count.",
14188 "ARROWS, PAGE UP, PAGE DOWN navigate SPACE, ENTER, ESCAPE finish",
14189 "Building blocks for help.",
14190 "Quantity: [ ] press NUMBERS to change quantity of selected items",
14191 "Items: , select all - deselect all @ toggle all LETTER toggle single",
14192 "Does not place 0 anywhere.",
14193 "TODO: Warn user not that many items are available.",
14194 "Build status bar featuring numbers of lines shown and scroll information.",
14196 "Count lines and check max width.",
14197 "For adding --End-- at the bottom.",
14198 "Ok, this is paranoidal.",
14199 "Ok, this is professional.",
14200 "Your playing style is highly unprofessional.",
14201 "All hope is lost if you want to play K-Measurer. Useless unlockable shit may be added, and in order to spite me, you now have to make it to the quest as a barbarian to be 'allowed' to play the samurai role.",
14202 "K-Measurer had the ingenious idea to make many features of the game (including most roles and races) unlockable, so you can't even play them right from the start until you completed a bunch of silly challenges with other roles and races. If that happens in a tournament, it's probably best to already have an account with which you've unlocked everything before.",
14203 "Import text from some other procedure.",
14204 "Color change sequences: @X where X stands for a color code.",
14205 "Avoid choking on our email addresses.",
14206 "Displays loaded file to the screen. This procedure should have no reason to modify member variables.",
14207 "Dim the map in graphical modes while menu is active.",
14208 "Merely to extract number of help lines needed.",
14209 "Two additional lines besides all the choices are the menu title and --End-- or --More-- at the bottom.",
14210 "Adjust for ( ) x - prompts.",
14211 "Main header might be still longer.",
14212 "Do not center item lists.",
14213 "Determine whether window can leave sidebar unobscured.",
14214 "No, so hide it whole.",
14215 "Would obscure side bar window?",
14216 "Place small gap between sidebar and menu if possible.",
14217 "This is a pretty delimiter.",
14218 "This is a nonsensical message.",
14219 "Get (toggle all with X) part.",
14220 "The toggle key should stand out.",
14221 "Printing is done.",
14222 "Apparently, players exist who think that SLEX is racist, misogynist, genderist and possibly more such things. Or probably those aren't really players, they just glanced over the nethackwiki entry for SLEX and decided that it has to be all those things, because they can't handle the fact that there is a transvestite role.",
14223 "In PRIME (a mod of ZAPM), the hero is a 'she' by default. Because she is apparently a gender studies PhD.",
14224 "KKFS is probably a dungeon full of uberfeminists, who are some unique monsters that should definitely be male (Grinder for example) but who became female ones all of a suddenly, probably because the # of female uniques was lower than the # of male ones.",
14225 "Did you know that some are mortally scared of completely normal words like 'loli' and 'nymphet', and will erupt in a rage if you mention those in front of them, or also if you pick them as your nickname online?",
14226 "Did you know that the German language is completely contaminated by the gender studies insanity nowadays, with bullshit like 'Buergerinnen und Buerger' or 'Studierendenwerk'?",
14227 "Did you know that just because one forced your stupid gender-neutral pronouns on us, you don't magically get higher wages or anything that you'd really benefit from? Bring back the generic masculinum! Yes, I may be a woman, but I still find that shit annoying!",
14228 "Did you know that even if you consider yourself 'genderfluid' or something, your biological gender is still either male or female, or very theoretically hermaphrodite if you have sexual organs of both sexes? What is even the point of having 32 genders for the human race?",
14229 "There is always another message. Because the Amy wants to flood the game with these silly messages to drive you insane.",
14230 "Are you reading this message because you triggered the message trap that replaces two thirds of all messages with nonsense?",
14231 "There might be a loudspeaker on this level, which is spamming these messages and cannot be deactivated.",
14232 "He used the disruption signal to deactivate the hologram, but when he turned the corner, another hologram appeared.",
14233 "There should totally be security holograms from Fallout New Vegas in this game, complete with the ability to instakill the player by using their gaze.",
14234 "The achievement unlockables are done wrong. Clearly wizard and barbarian should not be playable from the very beginning; archeologist and healer should be, and they should have to be ascended to unlock the barbarian and wizard, respectively.",
14235 "The fact that K-Measurer now wants to force-feed achievement unlockables on all players with no way to turn them off irks me, why not make it so that it's optional?",
14236 "Rodney's Tower is being updated constantly, because it's a big public beta test and players keep running into errors. Amy in particular always runs into 'whoops you just died because of an unintended effect' errors, most of them due to monsters being able to read scrolls they shouldn't be able to read.",
14237 "Rodney's Tower should just ditch the restriction where monsters can only genocide you when they're confused and of the same species as you. Let monsters specify whatever they want as the target for their genocide, and as long as the target matches the player's race and/or role (even if it's nongenocideable), the genocide gets through and ends your game.",
14238 "Clearly, K-Measurer's samurai quest is still too easy to start. Lord Sato should be standing directly on top of the downstair and be sessile, that'll really piss the players off.",
14239 "Clearly, K-Measurer absolutely HATES HATES HATES the samurai role for some reason, because all other roles get a way to increase their alignment record. Granted, some of them (especially ranger) really need to go out of their way to slooooooooooooowly grind alignment, but at least it's possible for them at all!",
14240 "K-Measurer players will never be able to play the archeologist because you have to FUCKING ASCEND another role first. Unless you're really good and actually manage to do so.",
14241 "K-Measurer's achievement unlockables may cause an exodus.",
14242 "Did you know that FIQhack was originally just a placeholder name and FIQ never implemented a new name for his variant? I wonder if it'll receive a new name eventually...",
14243 "Grunthack has beholders as monsters, which can appear rather early in the game and are extremely dangerous. However, version 0.22 increased their level, which has impications on game difficulty.",
14244 "If you ask Amy, beholders are supposed to be warning level 2, after all there's no official rule that monsters with instadeath attacks absolutely have to be warning level 5 and if you know that beholders are low-level, what you as a player are expected to do is to be paranoid about warning level 2's.",
14245 "The difficulty of Grunthack 0.21 is different from that of Grunthack 0.22; the former has beholders appear early so you have to constantly be wary for them. In 0.22 you'll usually have the required equipment to deal with them when they start appearing.",
14246 "Sadly, the speedhack bug in Nethack Fourk was fixed instead of being turned into an optional challenge. The way it worked was so that your movement energy per turn would start at a rather high value and decrease to a point where monsters got 12 turns for every turn of yours, and then you'd get several moves per turn again. Would be interesting to figure out a strategy to use your high-speed turns for stuff you couldn't otherwise pull off and then find a way to make sure you don't get killed during the low-speed turns. I want to see jonadab's original code to implement it as a joke mode in slex, but can't seem to find the commit anymore :(",
14247 "The superior Satanchop save system might not be all that superior, because Satan decided to make the game crash when impossible() is called. And woe to you if you actually get a segfault, since there is no automatic recovery and you have to look for a different way to recover your save.",
14248 "In Junethack 2017, some players were 'botting' (really they were using macros, which is not explicitly against the rules) and then the tournament administration decided to ban all games that lasted for less than 10 seconds. Great, the macroed games were gone, but that way quite a bunch of perfectly valid games I played were discarded too, and as a result Team Dislexiapater had too little unique deaths, because at least 30 of my unique deaths simply got erased. What am I supposed to do, wank off for 10 seconds after starting a game? :P (I was told that I'm not expected to be capable of wanking off within 10 seconds when I said that...)",
14249 "Because while the vanilla version might be shit or get boring quickly (see: angband, nethack, etc) thanks to the magic of open source you can make your own variant where enemies throw mana storms at you and hit you with soft shoes in a dungeon 200 times bigger than intended.",
14250 "to be fair I'm amazed at how retarded her dev ideas are but how much of an ok person she is outside of developing her game",
14251 "pseudoamyposchengband: The one with the mana stormers in town and the foot fetish girl monsters? I swear to god, everything that woman touches turns into a steaming heap of shit.",
14252 "What? You're mentioning the name Amy and the term 'foot fetish' in the same sentence? But Amy doesn't have a foot fetish, she just likes high heels is all!",
14253 "do you want to play as A. a rogue who kills his foes with daggers or B. a jedi who shoots the place up with an assault rifle? if your answer was 'C. a pony transvestite kicking enemies to death with high heeled shoes' then play slex",
14254 "Infinitely multiplying spellbooks fountain out from the pile, filling the room! As you are crushed under the pressure of the books, you hear the dungeon starting to collapse. Do you want your possessions identified?",
14255 "A grue is a fictional predatory monster that dwells in the dark. The word was first used as a fictional predator in Jack Vance's Dying Earth universe (described as being part 'ocular bat', part 'unusual hoon', and part man).",
14256 "'Players will say bad words if you make them drop their equipment.' Well, I kind of want to say even worse words when I lose my equipment forever to a certain elder priest who has outerspace melee abilities.",
14257 "Whoa, apparently the game has a gigantic loophole where monsters with ranged attacks will not fire unless their distance is 5 squares or less, so you can cheese some of the most powerful foes very easily if you can outspeed them and keep the distance, because you can fire at them while they're standing 7 squares away. Did that really slip through the QA?",
14258 "Looking in the water (when you live inside a building) is stupid.",
14259 "Whenever you split a pudding in K-Measurer, you always get a blood pudding without fail, and it will 0wn you. So you have to go out of your way if you want to kill a black/brown pudding without getting your butt kicked.",
14260 "In K-Measurer, blood puddings are generated as a punishment for completely normal gameplay. I mean, you're a samurai and your main weapon happens to be edged. What are you gonna do? Pick up a quarterstaff that weighs 200 units and burdens you, and pound the black pudding to death with that?",
14261 "Did you know that Satan is literally Satan? There's the evil patch idea to make disintegration resistance not protect your gear, meaning the resistance is almost useless now.",
14262 "Apparently, the fact that disintegration resistance rightfully protects your gear is supposed to be a bug. I say the fact that it doesn't always protect your gear is the real bug, because seriously. Losing your cloak of magic resistance means you might as well suicide unless you have a wish to spare, because those cloaks are grievously rare!",
14263 "There are some god damn shitty mother fucker destroy armor spellcasters that will FUCKING UNEROSIONPROOF YOUR GEAR WITHOUT FAIL, meaning all that work you put into fooproofing that cloak of magic resistance (removing everything else because there is no way to allow the scroll of enchant armor to be targetted by the player, confusing yourself somehow which is difficult to do before turn 20000, and then reading enchant armor) was for naught. ANNOYING!!!",
14264 "The kicker to the incredibly unbalanced destroy armor monster spell? magic resistance doesn't prevent your stuff from being destroy armored! it just takes one or two more casts for the monster! plus you can't genocide Rodney and he can cast it too and has some insanely buffed stats, and you can only recharge the wand of death once :P",
14265 "In Satanchop, disintegration resistance doesn't do very much. Losing your equipment is the big deal, the thing you're desperately trying to prevent by getting the resistance, and that does no longer work. If you let the rays hit you often enough that you receive one while not wearing anything, you deserve to be dead anyway, but no one who obtains the resistance would be foolish enough to run around without armor.",
14266 "Satan is a true genius, making just changes to the interface and some very minor QoL things like giving candles to gnomes or allowing you to BUC-test stuff inside a container by dropping the container on an altar. But there's a caveat: what if you get disintegration resistance and think, 'hey I can ditch the amulet of reflection and wear life saving now!'? If the black dragon breathes on you, your cloak of magic resistance is disintegrated despite the resistance.",
14267 "It's incredible that I (Amy) even managed to ascend Nethack4 in the first place, considering I didn't know about the fact that disintegration resistance does no longer protect your stuff. Guess I got lucky there. Of course now that I know about it, I make extra sure to always wear my source of reflection.",
14268 "Apparently the true devil is because he/she/it/xir/(insert gender-appropriate pronoun here) hates disintegration resistance with a fiery passion and thereby decided to trash it to hell and beyond. I state, only an evil variant that implements evil patch ideas would do such a thing. (Guess what slex's evilvariant mode does...)",
14269 "The type of ice block somehow made the wild assertion that I (Amy) didn't know the difference between rnz and rn1. Of course I know the difference, I changed most random calls to rnz because I fucking LIKE rnz! Yes, technique timeouts are supposed to be very random, this is working as intended and not a programming error!",
14270 "Actually, it could be summed up as, the ice block type seems to not realize that when I change things in slex, I do so because I want the effects of those changes in the game. He just goes 'it makes no sense, REVERTREVERTREVERT IT IN RUSSIACK!!!!!!!!!11111'",
14271 "You vaguely feel a vague sense of vagueness.",
14272 "Monsters being able to use scrolls of genocide was not originally intended, and yet will never disappear from Rodney's Tower.",
14273 "K-Measurer does the very weird thing of streamlining the game by making many things guaranteed or restricting the available results for the RNG, which makes for a very boring game IMHO. Here in the land of SLEX, rn2 and rnz calls abound, and if the game makes a full-screen terror hall filled to the brim with random U then you gotta cope with it or die, bitch!",
14274 "Yes, I implemented dnethack's elder priest in slex and made him much more evil. He has data delete, ragnarok, bisection and decapitation attacks, and some of the tentacle attacks are more powerful than they are in dnethack. But the elder priest is completely optional in slex, so you can just avoid him altogether if you so desire.",
14275 "If you don't kill Vecna, he will spawn in one of the Yendorian Tower subdungeons and be a heck of a lot stronger. Don't say I didn't warn you when he ends the life of your otherwise perfectly ascendable character.",
14276 "The Illusory Castle is an ever-confusing place!",
14277 "Have fun with the Void and its neverending stream of OOD ghosts!",
14278 "You absolutely want to wear the Boots of the Machine, which is an artifact pair of speed boots, because they have the wonderful aggravate monster property that you always wanted!",
14279 "hey let's add more artifacts and don't care at all whether they are balanced, and add 200 cannon fodder monster types that you can simply steamroller and 10 ultra overpowered monsters that will wreck your shit no matter how good your gear is",
14280 "Yes, SLEX is well balanced. Just because it has monsters that will kill you if you're foolish enough to engage them doesn't make it unbalanced. In fact, just because you died doesn't mean the game is shit or unbalanced, it just means that your playing skill is probably rather low and you need to train more.",
14281 "Always remember that SLASH'EM Extended isn't shit. If you want to curse at the game, consider cursing at your lack of playing skill instead, because that's probably what killed you.",
14282 "Do you like it if the messages in the game mock you directly?",
14283 "Do you want to slap me (AmyBSOD) for being such an annoying bitch that puts tons of mocking messages into the game?",
14284 "If you're fed up with this game, clearly what you should do is to go on reddit or IRC or nethackwiki or whatever, and write a long, convoluted rant about all the things you think are shit, culminating in a tirade of curses like 'omg Amy how can you be so stupid and make such a shitty game?'.",
14285 "No, I don't do drugs when designing SLEX. I'm just capable of being high even without such stuff. :P",
14286 "Yes, you are right when you say that only an insane person can make SLEX. And I'm fucking proud of it, because otherwise SLEX wouldn't exist, or at least it wouldn't be what it is now.",
14287 "I (Amy) don't need help. In fact, if a psychologist reprogrammed me, I might end up doing the unthinkable thing and revertrevertrevert all the changes I did to the game and we'd end up with a very booooooooring game that would make any player cry tears of blood after 5 minutes of playing.",
14288 "It's impossible to play Russiack for more than 5 minutes without getting bored to tears. All the things that make SLEX good are missing from it, and you're constantly reminded of what things could be like, because some of the SLEX stuff is still in there but mostly devoid of the functionality it has in SLEX.",
14289 "If you are reading this message, you missed the opportunity to ascend SLEX while the main dungeon was still only 72 levels long. Now it's much longer, and to top it off, you have to traverse a very long bonus dungeon after getting the Amulet of Yendor.",
14290 "The Amy has ascended a 4-conduct cavewoman in this game. Seriously, SLEX isn't nearly as unwinnable as it seems, although it's certainly also not nearly as easy as I'm making it sound right now.",
14291 "Don't skip past messages with ESC! Doing so will eventually get you killed. I've seen a slex player die that way after he had already claimed the Amulet of Yendor.",
14292 "In SLEX, you're never invincible. Don't let your guard down, ever, no matter how overpowered your gear might seem to be. There's always things that can kill you, things that can ruin your items, things that can steal your intrinsics, and more.",
14293 "It's a damn shame that the ice block type doesn't ignore 'moral codes' and 'conventions' like I (Amy) do. Instead, in Russiack every SLEX feature that could even vaguely be considered offensive by someone was removed. I, on the other hand, decided that I just don't care and the transvestite role will stay in SLEX, bitches.",
14294 "Yes, I (Amy) don't give a fuck. I put into slex whatever I want, when I want it. I only give in to player complaints if they are legitimate, i.e. stuff like 'hey, the wiki says this role gets technique X, but I didn't get it! (although that can no longer happen since the wiki is gone)' or other real bugs. But if you whine around like this: 'damn you amy i triggered a yellow spell trap and it took 2000 turns of waiting for it to time out and then i triggered it again REMOVE IT FROM THE GAME', then I say 'nope, it works as intended, good luck with your run' :P",
14295 "The fact that the ice block type always says 'this makes no sense' when referring to anything I changed in slex, makes no sense itself. Because I can explain for each of them why I put it in the game in the first place. Just ask me!",
14296 "Yes, I make changes to the game's code because I want the effect of those changes in the game. It's not my fault if the ice block type comes along and says 'this makes no sense' about 80%% of my changes. I can give the reason for why I made those particular changes.",
14297 "Apparently the type of ice block that created the abomination known as Russiack, for if I don't scatter explanative comments all around the SLEX source code, he thinks 'hmm apparently Amy doesn't know the difference between rn1 and rnz' or 'hmm she moved the monster respawn timer code to a struct u variable, this makes no sense' and then reverts it. Yes, in the latter case he reverted a bugfix.",
14298 "Well FWIW I need the wand destruction patch as much as a hole in the head. What's it good for? The only thing it really accomplishes is that the only role that matters (samurai) is suddenly very bad at using wands.",
14299 "Damn the WAND DESTRUCTION PATCH. Damn it to hell. That thing is such an evil motherfucker because my wands and rings keep exploding.",
14300 "There would theoretically be a way to turn the wand destruction patch into something good (e.g. a wand balance patch), but currently it messes with the way wands work and makes it so that you can never safely have them out in open inventory again. And yes, the samurai is the only role that matters.",
14301 "The samurai is the only role that matters, but I fear the day will come when that can no longer be selected unless you waste countless hours of your precious life playing a barbarian.",
14302 "In order to meet Amy's criteria, the wand destruction patch would require a total overhaul. Most important parts would include no item destruction if you reflect and something has an elemental attack wand, wands of teleportation work again when zapped at monsters regardless of skill level, and wands of death instakill susceptible monsters again regardless of skill level. Trashing those two wands for samurai (and trashing them even more for barbarians, but that's irrelevant) makes those roles' headroom even lower than it already is because they already lack spellcasting abilities, so they should at least still be able to use wands!",
14303 "Ahazu will hunger you but carries food.",
14304 "Amon is capable of dealing rapid damage!",
14305 "Protect your eyes from the gaze of Andrealphus and covet his loot.",
14306 "Andromalius will teleport away your armor, but carries good weapons for training.",
14307 "Astaroth's creations will shine bright.",
14308 "Balam's frost can be deadly.",
14309 "Berith's bloody crown is slippery.",
14310 "Buer dies twice, as can you.",
14311 "Chupoclops carries quite the package.",
14312 "Chupoclops carries quite the package and has a rather weird-sounding name.",
14313 "Dantalion wields a dangerous sword and a dangerous mind.",
14314 "Shiro's Stone mask is elusive.",
14315 "Echidna is a thief.",
14316 "Echidna is a thief, according to dnethack. But according to SLASH'EM it's some australian animal.",
14317 "Eden's scales are a transportation utility.",
14318 "Enki is a moisture master. Protect your inventory.",
14319 "Finishing Eurynome's dance will earn you her shoes.",
14320 "Finishing Eurynome's dance will earn you her shoes. (This is from dnethack, but sounds like it might also be from SLEX instead.)",
14321 "Finishing Eurynome's dance will earn you her shoes. Hopefully they're high-heeled.",
14322 "Eve is a master of the bow.",
14323 "Eve is a master of the bow, maybe because she uses it to shoot apples? She can beat the second screen of I Wanna Be The Guy very easily, because she can simply kill the apples and thereby prevent them from falling up when she tries to jump over them!",
14324 "Yes, the fruits in I Wanna Be The Guy are apples. They look like apples, behave like apples, and kill you like apples - after all, the saying goes 'An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough'! What, you say they're cherries? Listen, kid: CHERRIES DO NOT FALL UP.",
14325 "Fafnir is out for gold.",
14326 "Fafnir is out for gold. Sounds like he's the twin brother of Mammon. The latter is supposed to have a goldification breath by the way, but according to Demo he has a segfault breath instead.",
14327 "Huginn and Muninn bear twin blades that can be wielded together.",
14328 "Iris's rainbow is deadly.",
14329 "Jack is forever. Beware his blast.",
14330 "Malphas never leaves his flock.",
14331 "Marionette will grab you from a distance and bring you in.",
14332 "Do not look Mother in the eye. Fear her magic.",
14333 "Naberius's many heads bite hard.",
14334 "Orthos moves at the speed of darkness with its same nimbleness.",
14335 "Otiax is a whispy fellow.",
14336 "Paimon's fights nearly require magic resistance. Her staff is powerful.",
14337 "Simurgh's bright light will blind you and her talon's tear but her feather brings help.",
14338 "Simurgh's bright light will blind you and her talon's tear. It's weird that she will blind her own... whatever a talon's tear is supposed to be, but anyway it will be blinded as well. No, I don't know if that has any actual gameplay effect.",
14339 "Tenebrous will take you down a level.",
14340 "Tenebrous will take you down a peg or two, at least if the variant developer decides to give him/her/it a Pride attack.",
14341 "Fear Ymir. When you do him in name his staff 'The Illithid Staff'",
14342 "the doppelganger was OP in regular slashem, it has to be OP in slex too or the entire game sux!!!!!!!!!11111",
14343 "the doppelganger could not lose poly control in regular slashem, it may not be able to lose it in any slashem variant either or i will accuse the developer of stalking my facebook account waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah!!!!!111",
14344 "Do you want to become a persona non grata in the eyes of Amy? Then ragequit this game forever after your doppelganger character permanently lost intrinsic polymorph control due to a wand of remove resistance and write a long, convoluted rant about how allegedly 'unfair' and 'bullshit' that mechanic is. Top it off by accusing her of stalking your Facebook account like some filthy creep.",
14345 "well someone was posting on facebook something like 'The wand of remove resistance can remove intrinsic polymorph control and I cannot get it back. Amy, I will never play SLASH'EM Extended again.' And since I don't have a FB account I replied to that on reddit. Which apparently constitutes stalking. I don't get it.",
14346 "why even have the demon lords if everyone sneaks past them anyway? only those who want bragging rights will kill them, everyone else (read: me) says 'fuck it, let's get past that boredom as quickly as possible, next level please'",
14347 "NCommander pictures LarienTelrunya's house as containing one desk, one computer, one bed, and every square inch covered in shoes or shoe accessories.",
14348 "Rodney's Tower seems hellbent to make everything symmetrical, including foocubus seduction. But the details are omitted. If I were making a symmetrical variant, the message would be something like 'The water nymph gently massages the goblin's nuts with her fleecy hands, and starts to slowly and lasciviously pulls down his pants...'",
14349 "LOL, some players apparently don't play slex because monsters are capable of kicking the player in the nuts. I always thought the nasty traps were the thing that made people not want to play it.",
14350 "It's unfortunate that some players do not want to play this game over the minor detail that monsters kicking male player characters in the nuts is considered 'funny'. If I (Amy) were to remove everything that ever made a player uncomfortable from the game, we'd end up with yet another boring game that doesn't stand out, so nope, the ballbusting attack stays in the game even if it means I end up with fewer active players.",
14351 "White ASCII character.",
14352 "NotEye will repaint the glyph to right color. 24 is simply far enough to right to be safely assumed free.",
14353 "Double free or corruption.",
14354 "Stack bashing detected, slex terminated",
14355 "Did you know that soldiers on the hardfought server can throw double free corruption grenades? They don't have this ability if you play on esm.",
14356 "Temporarily, until monster generation mechanism is improved",
14357 "Clone and modify ray gun zap effect.",
14358 "Equipment.cpp defines regular monster posessions.",
14359 "don't wield until hero is in sight so he can see message",
14360 "Did you know that PRIME, a variant of ZAPM, actually uses 'he' as the pronoun for the player in Monster.cpp even though in most other places it uses 'she'?",
14361 "Assume always on.",
14362 "Processes can be put to sleep so no kMesmerizing immunity.",
14363 "Too heavy and bloated.",
14364 "Too heavy and bloated. (No, that's not a description of SLEX.)",
14365 "Got four of those.",
14366 "Maybe get some adventure skills.",
14367 "Maybe get some adventure skills. In fact, any gaming skills would probably help you survive a little longer in this game.",
14368 "Maybe monster gets some more treasure.",
14369 "Maybe monster gets some more treasure that will be deleted upon its death because the player should not get multiple ascension kits before even reaching the castle.",
14370 "No treasure requested or a monster does not want treasure.",
14371 "Their base mental blast is too weak to be a threat.",
14372 "The scythe has high inherent malus. This almost neutralizes it.",
14373 "No room bounds are known before being placed on map.",
14374 "What if not hero damaged the Monolith? If hit with stun grenade blast it will still get angry for no good reason.",
14375 "try to move the creature one square in the given direction",
14376 "Can happen when stunned/confused monsters are close to map edge in Sewer Plant or somewhere else where player dug close.",
14377 "Probable bug: a monster tried to move off the map!",
14378 "Probable bug: the player tried to input a nonsensical command!",
14379 "Probable bug: being kicked in the nuts by a female monster that wears sneakers will still hurt you even though your character supposedly wears pants!",
14380 "Do you want to be kicked in the nuts by a sweet asian woman with stiletto heels? They can hit your sensitive balls in such a way that they're forced out of their normal location, and the pain caused by that is extremely agonizing and will knock you out instantly.",
14381 "you can't tell when an unseen monster bumps into an obstacle even if you can see the obstacle, so don't print a message",
14382 "It is a lot of fun if bumping into an invisible monster does not create an I marker.",
14383 "It is a lot of fun if invisible monsters attacking you do not create I markers, because then you have no idea which direction the attack is coming from and can only lash out blindly hoping to hit it.",
14384 "we moved and died.",
14385 "You moved onto a tile with a bottomless pit and since you are not capable of flying, you fall to your death.",
14386 "Uses A* algorithm. Implemented in Path.cpp.",
14387 "Attempts to move one square towards destination, with simple obstacle avoidance. This is a quick and dirty routine for use in close combat situations when the destination is within sight.",
14388 "first try to move directly towards destination",
14389 "You should always head directly to your next target, i.e. after you finished Sokoban, dive straight down to the quest portal and defeat the nemesis. Don't backtrack or go on unnecessary side dungeons, they only eat up your time anyway.",
14390 "most of the time, it's better to wait for the other creature to get out of the way",
14391 "If there's a monster blocking your path that is too hard for you to fight, just wait until it gets bored and walks away. Even if that means getting bitchslapped by it a dozen times.",
14392 "You will gain alignment points if you let monsters beat on you without fighting back.",
14393 "You will gain alignment points if you let monsters beat on you without fighting back. This particularly applies if the monster is a female woman trying to kick you in the balls with soft shoes.",
14394 "we seem to be stuck here, give up",
14395 "best bet: just wait for the creature to move out of the way",
14396 "The Ranger quest is a lot of fun because everyone loves peaceful monsters in those narrow corridors.",
14397 "Nethack-style quick and simple AI: consider each adjacent square",
14398 "Face it: compared to most other roguelikes, Nethack (and its variants) is simply better.",
14399 "You should stay true to slex and play other variants by AmyBSOD too (ToME-SX or Amylona). But you can also play various nethack variants, e.g. dnethack, Nethack Fourk or Grunthack.",
14400 "this is an acceptable square, keep going",
14401 "When thinking about what being kicked in the balls would feel like, my pants get all wet. I (Amy) want to experience the soothing, wonderful pain!",
14402 "When thinking about what being kicked in the balls would feel like, my pants get all wet. I absolutely want balls to be underneath my pants, because then I could let soft female shoes stomp them for fun!",
14403 "Rule 1: Cannot burrow next to another creature (which may be also burrowed or trying to hide). This rule ensures good spread of lurking monsters.",
14404 "Also chance to catch player unaware rises. Finally, concentrations are simply boring.",
14405 "Rule 2: Do not burrow next to walls. In cooridors this makes you easy target and in rooms decreases chance of hero stumbling close to you.",
14406 "Entering this square makes me lined up with Hero.",
14407 "Want to be lined up? Mark square.",
14408 "Skip this square, why give hero clear shot.",
14409 "This is needed because you could bring droid wreck to armor/weapon store then repair it to make it pick up goodies and lure it out.",
14410 "Never kill a monster that is inside a shop. Lure it out and kill it, that way its items won't become the shop's property. This especially applies if the monster is prone to picking up shop items, e.g. muggers on the town level.",
14411 "First attack to pass one in prob chance is chosen.",
14412 "Do not attack at range.",
14413 "Do not attack at range. That is an unofficial conduct but if you manage to ascend without breaking it, you'll be quite the hero.",
14414 "At times it is just better not to use available ranged attack.",
14415 "At times it is just better not to use available ranged attack. Fight fair, and get into kicking range of the little girls so they can try to squash your nuts into a pancake with their very cute, sexy little wedge sandals.",
14416 "What is your name? Lovely Sexy High Heels That Like To Kick Guys In The Nuts 'That name is too long.' WELL WHY DID YOU MAKE THE NAME FIELD THAT BIG IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN",
14417 "The acid blob spits green sludge!",
14418 "The Serpent of Chaos opens its jaw emitting a ray!",
14419 "The protocol droid uses a tractor beam!",
14420 "The turret fires!",
14421 "The turret fires! We don't know what it fires at, but certainly not you...",
14422 "The bat bites! (Yes, the game never says what the thing is that is being bit by the bat, even if you are clubbed with a bat :D)",
14423 "The spider boy weaves and throws a web!",
14424 "The spider boy looks stupid and makes you want to smash his retarded eyeglasses!",
14425 "TODO: Should now rely merely on attack definition.",
14426 "UNIMPLEMENTED RANGED ATTACK",
14427 "Mammon breathes segfaults! (He's supposed to breathe goldification instead, but the breath code is bugged.)",
14428 "Melee attack is chosen by weight.",
14429 "Melee attack is chosen by weight. So if you're Mike Tyson, you will preferably choose one that will slam the enemy into the ground instantly.",
14430 "No melee attacks? Can happen.",
14431 "No melee attacks? Can happen. Especially if you polymorph into weird monsters that don't make good combat forms.",
14432 "Monster unable to attack without weapon.",
14433 "Aliens won't attack creatures that have already been impregnated (until they've taken damage)",
14434 "The asian woman demonstrates her leather peep-toes, and you have to admit they're very sexy. You especially love the front portion, which is made of beautifully soft leather. Now let her show you what they can do, by presenting your bare shins for her to kick!",
14435 "try to return attack against a pet who attacked from mEnemyX,Y",
14436 "obj or feature big enough to hide under",
14437 "tell other monsters where the hero is",
14438 "Weapon might be welded to hands.",
14439 "Weapon might be welded to hands. Or maybe just to one hand, in which case you can still cast spells and open your container with the scrolls of remove curse. God help you if you actually get stuck with a cursed two-hander. (Yes, I'm not kidding, you'll probably have to pray in that scenario.)",
14440 "short circuit the rest of this for now",
14442 "nothing to do but stay where we are for now",
14443 "apparently, we like where we are, try to do some things here:",
14444 "if (!mHidden and !mLevel->isWatery (mX, mY) and feat (kBurrow) and !canSee (Hero.cr ()))",
14445 "try to pick up some junk off the floor",
14446 "Try to pick up some junk off the floor, like dnethack maids do. Of course, in SLEX, maids do... other things. And they do those things to you. Get ready for a sado massoge...",
14447 "we've been disturbed by something",
14448 "When hero is already impregnated do not hatch until disturbed.",
14449 "sitstill strategy: do nothing until Hero is adjacent, then attack",
14450 "sitstill strategy: do nothing until Hero is adjacent, then attack. This is of course very effective if the hero has ranged weapons.",
14451 "at first, I had sessile creatures attack any monster that was adjacent, but that just resulted in a lot of annoying 'you hear combat' messages and fewer monsters for the hero to fight",
14452 "Hero sees us, no point in hiding now...",
14453 "The glam bitch seems to be very proud for some reason.",
14454 "The glam bitch seems to be very proud for some reason. Maybe it's because her lipstick, dress, accessories and of course high heels mean she's so much more pretty than you.",
14455 "You hear a satisfied deep grunt.",
14456 "You hear a satisfied deep grunt. (Oh my god, please don't tell me the monsters are having sex...)",
14457 "The dalek screams in irritating high-pitched voice: 'EXTERMINATE!'",
14459 "Halt! This path is guarded by Azog, master of the trolls. You must pay 10 000 zorkmids if you want to pass. Will you pay?",
14460 "When hero walks out of sight consider it appropriate to issue the challenge again if he comes back.",
14461 "Oh, it's you. Get in there and clean up in aisle 8!",
14462 "The guard emits some gruff beeps.",
14463 "You may pass, janitor.",
14464 "Halt! Rogue agents not allowed to enter the Robot Town burbclave!",
14465 "The guard beeps and screeches intimidatingly.",
14466 "Hero is within guarded zone.",
14467 "Oops, you have entered a zone guarded by the Feminism Company. 20 leopard dress prostitutes and 10 adult ladies appear out of nowhere! The leopard dress prostitute wields a sexy leather pump! The adult lady scratches up and down your legs with her high heels!",
14468 "The Hero somehow slipped past (e.g. transportation) without the guard issuing a challenge.",
14469 "Halt! You must pay a fine of 5000 buckazoids for trespassing!",
14470 "The guard beeps an ultimatum concerning 5000 buckazoids.",
14471 "The Hero was once dressed as a janitor but now appears in street clothes.",
14472 "Halt! You must pay a fine of 2000 buckazoids for removing your uniform while on duty!",
14473 "The Hero ignored the challenge, and must be vaporized.",
14474 "If you're not on duty, you must pay 5000 buckazoids to pass this way.",
14475 "I don't buy it, punk! You just changed in front of me.",
14476 "The guard clicks and whirrs in exasperation.",
14477 "we'll be reawakened when the Hero returns to our level.",
14478 "Don't you think it's somehow weird that if you leave a level, the monsters stop moving but their status timers for confusion etc. still time out?",
14479 "This is becoming too long and unwieldy. A better algorithm to compare weapons could come handy.",
14480 "don't accidentaly use helpful ray guns!",
14481 "somehow we fell through here because a weapon isn't in the the preferences list",
14482 "somehow we fell through here because a weapon isn't in the the preferences list, and somehow there are two 'the' back to back because the original version of this message had a line break after the first 'the'",
14483 "do something to wakeup the mosnter",
14484 "do something to wakeup the mosnter and improev yoru spellign",
14485 "And when he woke up, a lovely voice said: 'Sorry, I didn't want to hurt you. Please forgive me for kicking you in the head with my stiletto heel! Here, I have something that will make you feel better.'",
14486 "edit the little table in Mutant.h, and make sure the order is consistent with the enum!",
14487 "The mutant power skill code is composed of three parts. - Faculty relied upon (first four bits) - Skill type (second four bits) - Ability used (third four bits)",
14488 "Many roguelikes use some very wierdo spellcasting system where you have to always select a book to cast from, which is way too keystroke-intensive (learn how to use macros to remedy that). Gotta love NetHack's easy-to-use spellcasting menu.",
14489 "Skill type is simplest - it is a Mutant Power.",
14490 "Add used ability from powers table.",
14491 "Extract faculty number and add it.",
14492 "Tile number in kRowCursor for targeting powers.",
14493 "Value power functions return on abort by player.",
14494 "Prints message if psionic attack was deflected.",
14495 "When more neck items appear remember to add isA (kObjTorc) check.",
14496 "Your implant prevents you from making a psionic attack against the gray mold.",
14497 "Your implant prevents you from making a psionic attack against the gray mold. But then again, gray molds have no mind anyway so the attack would fail no matter what!",
14498 "Circuitry of defender implants prevents a psionic assault against you.",
14499 "You can't see the hypnotic gaze.",
14500 "You can't see the hypnotic gaze, but are put to sleep anyway.",
14501 "In future, it should also not work while wearing gloves.",
14502 "Not while being submerged.",
14503 "Okay, we can do this. Proceed.",
14504 "'I'll be the first non-Amy to ascend slex' is a phrase used by many players, yet none of them succeeded yet.",
14505 "Get yourself out of pit almost for free card.",
14506 "Get yourself out of pit almost for free card. (This is almost as valuable as an amulet of life saving!)",
14507 "This use costs only one psi point.",
14508 "You lift yourself up with a web strand.",
14509 "The F shoots a web at the ceiling and gets out of something buggy.",
14510 "A directional shot at something.",
14511 "Is this first checked square?",
14512 "May sail overhead unless web was shot from adjacent position.",
14513 "Reveal this to targeted creature?",
14514 "Mindless and protected beings are completely immune.",
14515 "Impossible! How can you blast self while having no mind?!",
14516 "Your scalp tingles.",
14517 "You sense no effect.",
14518 "Nothing happens. Seriously. Were you expecting something to happen?",
14519 "Next, a torc may block a mental blast before it even begins.",
14520 "Another chance to resist is the Excruciator.",
14521 "Suffer backlash!",
14522 "Upon contacting this mind you are subjected to great pains!",
14523 "The eyeglass-wearing retard cringes in pain!",
14524 "The eyeglass-wearing retard cringes in pain! (Quick, now you can finish him off with a well-placed kick in the balls! He deserved it!)",
14525 "Succumbed to Excruciator borne by the c",
14526 "You blast yourself with psionic energy!",
14527 "You are blasted by a wave of psionic energy!",
14528 "Make sure the creature is referred to by its actual name because by making contact with creature's mind hero now knows what it is. For a brief moment at least.",
14529 "Mental blast can serve as confusion on demand.",
14530 "Ungooma protect from single mental blast.",
14531 "Track how many parasites 'c' has and where they are located.",
14532 "Remaining Ungooma become angry.",
14533 "Simulate damage report by sufferDamage().",
14534 "Hurt target already.",
14535 "You regrow your tail!",
14536 "Is this balanced? Trade -4 cha for +4 str - is awesome for non-psions!",
14537 "You invoke psionic storm ...",
14538 "It will not read the Nam-Shub!",
14539 "It will not show belligerence!",
14540 "It will not feast upon the poor!",
14541 "The Voice has no effect.",
14542 "Determine exact The Voice command to use.",
14543 "You speak: 'You will not bear petty grudges!'",
14544 "You have fully used The Voice against yourself already.",
14545 "Returns amount of force remaining after ripping webs if any are present.",
14546 "The checkTraps routine supplies its own messages.",
14547 "The bee flies back immediately!",
14548 "Do trap stuff like installing corrosion or drowning timer.",
14549 "Collision with ground or feature.",
14550 "Survived the fall? Submergence in vat corrodes.",
14551 "Fall from height causes large splash.",
14552 "Slam monster into the ground.",
14554 "Treat like erupting geyser.",
14555 "The acid blob is soaked by sewage torrent.",
14556 "Exploding monster has no remains that can fall down.",
14557 "Flying monsters can avoid falling down.",
14558 "Height change needed for shove down to apply fall routine.",
14559 "Range 3 costs 2 more skill points. Range 4 costs 3 more skill points.",
14560 "Range 3 costs 2 more skill points. Range 4 costs 3 more skill points. And so on. If I keep adding more of the same calculation then this message will exceed the maximum length that a message may have.",
14561 "Something ran or was shoved into active magnetically sealed door.",
14562 "You are fried into a crisp!",
14563 "You die of contact with a strong force field.",
14564 "Something smashes glass panel headfirst at (x,y).",
14565 "Returns true if this was fatal.",
14566 "Hurt poor 'c' for some damage. Returns true on kill.",
14567 "Bash open. TODO: Small creatures should be not always do this.",
14568 "Call when c1 is thrown at c2.",
14569 "Two same type slimes make a bigger slime! None may be frozen.",
14570 "More HP and better abilities.",
14571 "More HP and better abilities. That's what you get from leveling up, DUH.",
14572 "You will level up quickly enough to be at XL30 long before you finish this game. But then you can still level up by gaining experience, you'll just officially still be at XL30 even if you do.",
14573 "Better agility might have changed its speed.",
14574 "Now that c2 is no longer there doors nearby should react but without acknowledging c1's temporary presence.",
14575 "Flying into a monolith teleports c1.",
14576 "Heroes may touch it that way.",
14577 "Heroes may touch women without repercussions... but then 15 years later the #MeToo movement is born and you'll be convicted no matter what.",
14578 "Hit both with damage but be wary that one may kill the other upon dying by exploding after death or similar effect.",
14579 "The thrown creature flies above traps.",
14580 "This is try to move out of the map. TODO: Let players fall out of the map.",
14581 "See comment above creatureCollision definition.",
14582 "Creature was teleported. Update position.",
14583 "Crash (and maybe fly through) an obstacle.",
14584 "Feature may slow down or stop the flight.",
14585 "Smash into everything else and stop charge.",
14586 "Traps that work on flying entities will have easier time with you.",
14588 "Doors react only at final stage of movement.",
14590 "Attack someone! What are you waiting for?",
14591 "The door slams on the ground for no particular reason!",
14592 "Does the door go berserk?",
14593 "The sadistic prostitute enjoyed that greatly and wants more.",
14594 "Vlad the Impaler starts thirsting for blood!",
14595 "The funny girl thinks this is too much fun.",
14596 "The succubus would gladly do this again.",
14597 "It might have been only creature in sensor range.",
14598 "Just close the door.",
14599 "Just close the door. Don't leave it gaping wide open!",
14600 "You hear a door whoosh closed.",
14601 "You hear a door whoosh opened.",
14602 "Automatic door might open immediately.",
14603 "Force field interferes with your power.",
14604 "Open the door.Abductor",
14605 "Automatic doors revert immediately. However, let the hero catch sight of what is behind it for a moment.",
14606 "You are too weeak to rip this door from its frame.",
14607 "You are too weeak to rip this door from its frame. Weeak. Hahaha. Funny misspelling.",
14608 "The little dog is crushed by the falling door!",
14609 "The hero does not budge.",
14610 "Smart bomb is triggered by any movement.",
14611 "No shoving plants around.",
14612 "You uproot the batman plant!",
14613 "You uproot the batman plant, which promptly runs up to you and eats you whole!",
14614 "Go looking for something to do.",
14615 "You tug at the razorvine but it seems to be firmly rooted.",
14616 "You tug at the razorvine but it seems to be firmly rooted, and to make matters worse, you ripped open your hands at those goddamn thorns.",
14617 "Act on the creature itself.",
14618 "You activate the goblin's detonator.",
14619 "The goblin makes a priceless `oh shit' face.",
14620 "The hero does not seem to be that squishy.",
14621 "All force might be spent ripping the webs.",
14622 "Hurl object lying on the floor.",
14623 "Hurl object lying on the floor, and remove it if it's a luckstone that hits a monster.",
14624 "No cancelling. It would be unfair to allow cancelling throwing items but not to reconsider shoving monsters around.",
14625 "What do you want to hurl? (select a location)",
14626 "What do you want to hurl? (select a location, even though a boulder would make more sense)",
14627 "You need a clear path.",
14628 "You need a clear path. This is especially true for the ascension run.",
14629 "In general this power is meant to be semi-reliable panic button.",
14630 "You emit a shockwave!",
14631 "Objects on your head can't be eaten conveniently, but otherwise we'll assume that digestion comes along with super flexibility required to eat belts, boots, armor, etc.",
14632 "You'll have to uninstall that first.",
14633 "This game will not run properly until you uninstalled your antivirus.",
14634 "No screwing yourself over a miskeypress.",
14635 "Hero, it *might* be the Bizarro Orgasmatron. You may need *that* to win! Go lose the game some other (and more creative) way.",
14636 "Knowingly eating other Orgasmatrons is fine.",
14637 "You snatch the Bazaaro Orgasmatron with elongated tongue.",
14638 "A way to remove buggy bio armor.",
14639 "Your armor gets very scared and stops clinging to you.",
14640 "Okay! We can dine on the item.",
14641 "Eat one floppy from a stack to see if they are infected.",
14642 "You extend the outer layers of your mind.",
14643 "You try to ignite the fire golem without result.",
14644 "If you had an eye looking inwards you could manage this.",
14645 "Warning: when third eye implant appears allow this!",
14646 "We are very smart people, and have made it so that a healing potion, which lasts for several seconds, cannot be quaffed while you're at full health. You must quaff one after losing health, even though it will continue working after you reach full health again.",
14647 "You need a mirror for that.",
14648 "You begin harnessing metacreative energy of your body.",
14649 "You switch to relying on your psionic prowess alone.",
14650 "The two below are pretty similar. When third of ilk appears try joining them into one.",
14651 "Be vary of vacuum in the future.",
14652 "Be vary of vacuum in the future. Especially since once someone uses the nuclear option, Earth itself will become one huge vacuum.",
14653 "You gain extraordinary control over your motions.",
14654 "FIXME: wholly unappropriate if one loses concentration.",
14655 "Where do you want to invoke the storm?",
14656 "One Psi point is damaged, the rest is drained.",
14657 "In whom do you want to instill fear?",
14658 "You need to target someone you can see or hear thoughts.",
14659 "You no longer understand your body so intimately.",
14660 "You gain control and understanding of your body at celluar level.",
14661 "Implemented as direct mToHitModifier increase in `computeIntrinsics'.",
14662 "Charging upwards is a way to quickly escape pit traps.",
14663 "You see something buggy happen to the Windows 7.",
14664 "You see something buggy happen to the Windows 7. That entire operating system is a big cluster of bugs held together by loopholes.",
14665 "Amy's brother puts on a burst of speed!",
14666 "Run into first encountered monster.",
14667 "Run into first encountered monster to get your butt kicked.",
14668 "Not a wise thing in general.",
14669 "The door swears revenge!",
14670 "Smash glass panels after at least one step.",
14671 "Several conditions need to be satisfied first.",
14672 "You are too afraid to make bold moves!",
14673 "You cannot run with your current predicament.",
14674 "You are unable to run when slowed.",
14675 "You are too burdened to run.",
14676 "Chance to use is based off faculty skill bonus, character level bonus, base value, psionic aura and mutant power level malus.",
14677 "At higher levels anyone could use any power.",
14678 "Too powerful for current character level.",
14679 "Allow released Psi points to regenerate over time.",
14680 "Damn, I'm hungry! I want to go to a McDonalds now instead of writing these messages...",
14681 "Mere thought of this seems disguisting to you.",
14682 "Deactivating a power, always succeed.",
14683 "For persistent powers only raw Psi counts.",
14684 "Easier debugging of powers.",
14685 "No point in trying this.",
14686 "Your organism is busy fighting sickness.",
14687 "Plague inhibits your regenerative powers.",
14688 "Autolysis decreases cost of some powers but takes HP.",
14689 "You just wrung out last drop of metacreative energy in your body.",
14690 "You die of spontaneous tissue breakdown.",
14691 "Fail. TODO: This should have consequences if chances were low.",
14692 "Failing to activate imbue extracts a price in spite of zero activation cost.",
14693 "Certain distractions (such as getting stunned) may cause your concentration to falter and powers to be stopped.",
14694 "Those powers need character to have eyes:",
14695 "Your brain is warping!",
14696 "Your brain is warping! (Isn't that constantly the case, considering you're playing SLEX?)",
14697 "Guide: blocking a mutant power and printing a message causes four turns of delay before next attempt. Blocking a power silently causes only two turns of delay so player has a chance of seeing effects of The Voice.",
14698 "The forbidden potato gazes at you but immediately flinches.",
14699 "The black dirtbag stares at you intently but immediately flinches.",
14700 "Someone shoots a laser beam out of her eyes!",
14701 "Your mind begins to concentrate but immediately stops.",
14702 "make double teleport less likely",
14703 "teleport in to make trouble",
14704 "Too close, would catch self in blast range.",
14705 "The young adult girl seems to be seething with anger.",
14706 "The young adult girl seems to be seething with anger. She will bludgeon you, kick you in the back of the head repeatedly and stomp your chest with her very massive wedge heels.",
14707 "The lawyer reads a cease and desist letter to you!",
14708 "Frozen backpack is inaccessible.",
14709 "Hard for lawyer to seize your stuff unless you're helpless.",
14710 "The lawyer rifles through your pack!",
14711 "The lawyer seizes your pirated software and your computer!",
14712 "The lawyer sues you for damages!",
14713 "But you're broke!",
14714 "FIXME: BROKEN POWER!",
14715 "The lawyer summons a hostile witness!",
14716 "You can walk underneath trees, but occasionally an apple will fall from it and kill you. You can also #jump over trees, but then an apple can fall up and kill you.",
14717 "FIXME: This is unprepared to work as pet power.",
14718 "You hear a whoosh.",
14719 "You hear yet another type of sound you've never heard before.",
14720 "You hear yet another type of sound for which you have to consult the wiki to see what it could mean.",
14721 "You try to kick yourself in the balls. Dumb move! You strain a muscle!",
14722 "You kick all the apostrophe's. They seem pretty resistant, as meters-high reinforced stained glass should be.",
14723 "You use the jackhammer on the tiles you heard the noise from.",
14724 "Try to use the jackhammer on the only solid rock you have not heard the strange knock from or try something else?",
14725 "Fueled by RAGE, you attempt to kick down the solid rock wall with your bare hands.",
14726 "You know your ADOM well!",
14727 "You know that the OTDR game is not all that great - careful!",
14728 "The first hit goes as expected, you nearly shatter your leg.",
14729 "You move to the right, until... That's odd. That's definitely very odd.",
14730 "You spend minutes searching for a sign to force the rock until you find a weird cranny that you didn't notice before.",
14731 "The wooden door disguised as solid rock opens before your eyes!",
14732 "You are successful!",
14733 "You reach the vault room and collect your loot.",
14734 "This was but a first step towards the real challenge below, the spider mastermind!",
14735 "The Alignment Thing will realign you should you get near.",
14736 "The Alignment Thing is a very weird name. Why doesn't it have a proper name, like Bob or Keith for example?",
14737 "Watch out for Miska's many arms!",
14738 "Nudziarth will blast you with obsidian mirrors.",
14739 "Cosmos will reflect your past.",
14740 "Numina's whispers will drive you insane.",
14741 "The Council of Elements is unpredictable.",
14742 "The alignment void's balance falls apart and waves rush in!",
14743 "Eerie winds begin to blow and the temple's trees wither!",
14744 "Ilsensine, the Banished One, cannot hear your prayers.",
14745 "Jack is forever. Beware his blast. A fool who cannot withstand fire will likely die to it.",
14746 "Ancient knowledge flows from the Elder Cerebral Fluid embedded in the Illithid Staff!",
14747 "The knowledge begins to form into a dome around the high altar to the void.",
14748 "Bright lights flash and suddenly the altar expands into a large hole.",
14749 "You are sucked through!",
14750 "You are sucked by hothraxxa's mistress mind flayer with a bunch of tentacles!",
14751 "Bright lights flash and suddenly the altar rebuilds into a staircase.",
14752 "You feel knowledge coming over you!",
14753 "LarienTelrunya will put this into her resume: 'I committed the heinous crime of not only creating SLASH'EM Extended but actually liking all the evil stuff I put into it and I vehemently oppose the wand destruction patch and the elder priest and monsters being able to read scrolls of genocide and I want to implement such features in a joke mode of SLEX.'",
14754 "According to some players, SLEX jumped the shark when the developer decided to make sure the game is actually difficult. Yes, the game used to be 'easier' before the advent of evil patch ideas. But back then it was also full of crash bugs and the bestiary was completely unbalanced because you'd be bombarded with high-level stuff in Gehennom non-stop!",
14755 "In Rodney's Tower's Astral Plane, monsters will spam spam spam those wands of create monster. And they regenerate as quickly as you do, i.e. 12 HP every 3 turns. (There even used to be a bug where they would regenerate 12 HP on every turn not divisible by 3 instead!)",
14756 "Rodney's Tower spawns player monsters with full ascension kits in Gehennom and they will fuck you up. I personally didn't encounter one yet, but they'll probably have -40 AC and are therefore completely impossible to hit.",
14757 "I will be very disappointed if Rodney's Tower player characters polymorphed into foocubuses cannot seduce monsters, because that would be very arbitrary in a universe where everything else is player-monster symmetrical.",
14758 "If there was a FIQslex and I was the maintainer of it, players polymorphed into foocubuses would so totally be able to seduce monsters, complete with messages like 'You gently pull down the ogre's pants with your soft, fleecy hands...'",
14759 "No, slex doesn't pull punches. If we have foocubus seduction in the game already, we might just as well add graphical messages because where's the fun if those are missing?",
14760 "Irrenhaus3 uploaded a NetHack video where a nymph was robbing him blind and I commented 'Such a sweet nymphet!' He then replied 'At the ass the robbers.' (Actually it was in German, but I expect that 99%% of all people reading this do not understand German. If you are one who does: hi there, ich bin auch Deutsche! :D)",
14761 "bhaak once invited me into a German NetHack channel where I was supposed to present slex to a bunch of players, and one of them said how it's interesting to be able to talk with a female game developer for once.",
14762 "In Rodney's Tower, monsters can zap wands of slow monster and cancellation. They can do so in slex too, but in Rodney's Tower your player character can be cancelled, and there is no protection against that. Slowness also used to be ultra-powerful, and it's still way too strong even now, on par with slex's much more rare wand of inertia!",
14763 "FIQ managed to get 200 'FIQhack updated's on hardfought in a year or so.",
14764 "Random buffer overflows can happen if your terminal is too big. Use a sane terminal size - 80x25 if playing in tty mode and 140x35 if, for some weird reason, you insist on using the godawful curses interface.",
14765 "Random buffer overflows can happen if your terminal is too big. They can also happen if you play Alien Half-Life and try to fight Anastasia on a certain tox_surface map, but I managed to get back into the game without clicking OK at the error message and it ran perfectly! And what's more, I even had to clean the dog shit off Anastasia's treaded soles a couple of times! :D",
14766 "There is a nasty stack bashing error that can happen seemingly randomly when playing SLEX on the hardfought server. I don't know the cause for that bug yet, but if it does happen to you, please use the automatic recovery feature to get your game back.",
14767 "Scared of segfaults erasing too much of your progress? As long as you don't disable the timed_autosave option (and you should never disable it), you'll be thrown back at most 97 turns. If that is still too many for your taste, enable the quick_autosave option, which will autosave your game once every 19 turns. Yes, they're prime numbers for a reason.",
14768 "Are you getting lots of segfaults or other random crashes? That shouldn't be the case, but if it somehow is, you should do two things: 1. notify me (Amy), preferably with information as to what might be causing the errors, and 2. turn on the quick_autosave option which causes the game to autosave more often so in the case of a crash you don't lose a lot of progress.",
14769 "NetHack and its variants are written in the C programming language, which unfortunately allows functions to try to access freed or uninitialized variables. That can cause a segfault and crash the game. If that happens, tell the dev team about it, including any information that might allow the developers to track down how the crash is caused!",
14770 "Crash bugs are there to be fixed. If your game crashes, tell me (Amy) and give as much information as you can. I strive to make SLEX as crash-free as I can, and whatever crash bug you encounter, I'll want to remove it from the game.",
14771 "If you get the message 'Oops... Suddenly, the dungeon collapses.', it means that the game has encountered a panic. Contrary to popular belief your savegame is NOT gone forever, or at least in about 9 of 10 cases it will make a panic save that can be recovered. Look for it in your savegame folder, or if playing on a public server, ask the administrator to look for a file with the .e extension. Removing that extension will allow the game to be loaded again, but make a backup of it just to be on the safe side!",
14772 "Occasionally, when a new level is being loaded, SLEX might appear to hang. This is especially true when playing in ironman mode (it can even happen upon trying to start a new ironman character). Be patient, don't kill the window right away. Some monster spawn routines may take up to a few minutes to complete. Watch some youtube videos or otherwise kill time until the game has finished loading the level.",
14773 "People say that SLEX is allegedly unbalanced. When asked which particular feature made them feel that way, they might say that a certain monster is unbalanced because it killed them. By that logic, leocrottas and mumaks are unbalanced in vanilla.",
14774 "If there's one thing that will scare AmyBSOD to hell and beyond, it's her dentist. Having to make an appointment with her is like having to make an appointment with the executioner. Syringes and other pointy things in particular make Amy scream in fear and bravely cower in the corner like a scared little girl. (Now that you know this, make fun of the wimpy Amy already.)",
14775 "The name 'scurrier' for the playable race in Nethack Fourk is hard to remember for me, I keep misremembering it as 'scuttler' for some reason.",
14776 "Sorry, curses support is required.",
14777 "Sorry, curses support is required. At least if you play in curses mode. But tty is much better.",
14778 "Sorry, color support is required.",
14779 "Sorry, color support is required. This is not a joke. SLEX does not support systems that have no color output.",
14780 "Sorry, but a terminal with dimensions of at least 80x25 is required.",
14781 "Sorry, but a terminal with dimensions of at least 80x25 is required. (That statement should be written in bold. Yes, SLEX runs with a smaller terminal, but you will run into nasty errors.)",
14782 "Sorry, but a terminal with dimensions of at least 80x25 is required. Not 80x24. You need that third status line. Especially when your burdened and hungry character is made deathly sick by Jubilex.",
14783 "Necessary for cursor to be actually moved.",
14784 "Necessary for cursor to be actually moved. (Wouldn't it be fun if the cursor didn't move at all and just be stuck in the top left corner of the screen?)",
14785 "Find key corresponding to command.",
14786 "Find key corresponding to command, or pretend that NumDivide was an invalid command because Rodney's Tower has unexpected defaults for its commands.",
14787 "Unassigned? This is bad.",
14788 "Safe, will not lead to crash.",
14789 "Safe, will not lead to crash. (Famest last words.)",
14790 "Warning: Do not compress those three addch calls into one addstr (x8 x8) call. NCurses on Unix handles this well but PDCurses on Windows just chokes.",
14791 "Fill screenshot buffer.",
14793 "The everything part includes bugs. Tell no one! -- MB",
14794 "Unofficial variant of ZAPM v ZAPM_VERSION by Psiweapon and Michal Bielinski",
14795 "http://pesky-reticulans.org",
14796 "ZAPM (C) 2002-2010 Cyrus Dolph.",
14797 "In ASCII mode only the most important thing on a tile is displayed.",
14798 "In ASCII mode only the most important thing on a tile is displayed. Such as a giant bat. Who cares about the lava tile underneath.",
14799 "In ASCII mode only the most important thing on a tile is displayed. Such as a water tile that your flying character can simply move over. Who cares about the quasar trap underneath.",
14800 "Effect changes only existing colors.",
14801 "FIXME: Part of 'solution' to bug blanking PC glyph. For more information see shNotEyeInterface::cursorOnXY ()",
14802 "Values used for centering the logo.",
14803 "Tile contents not changed from last call. Use cached image.",
14804 "Wait a minute, NotEye!",
14805 "First free tile in grenade row.",
14806 "Is special cursor being displayed?",
14807 "Last special cursor position on map.",
14808 "Any cursors are assumed to be last on stack.",
14809 "This has to reverse shCache::add.",
14810 "FIXME: There is a bug causing the spot under cursor to be blanked out. I cannot find it at the moment, so here is a workaround. -- MB",
14811 "There are so many ZAPM/PRIME source code comments that made it into this list of fake messages.",
14812 "The wand of death exists for a reason. And that reason is to allow you to kill Rodney, the Seven Deadly Sins, and two of the three Riders without having to slowly whittle down their health while they're pounding you with their special attacks.",
14813 "PRIME 'PRIME_VERSION' - Astral Navigator Necklace of the Eye version 'NOTEYEVERSION'",
14814 "Difference between laser and optic blast.",
14815 "Laser: f-slash, horiz, vert, b-slash, hit.",
14816 "Optic blast: f-slash, horiz, vert, b-slash, hit.",
14817 "Bolt: f-slash, horiz, vert, b-slash, hit.",
14818 "Packet storm: SW-NE, E-W, N-S, SE-NW, hit.",
14819 "Railgun: N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, NW directions and hit.",
14820 "Combi-stick: N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, NW, E-W, N-S, SW-NE, SE-NW.",
14821 "NNTP Daemon flame breath.",
14822 "Invis (should not be used), pea pellet, plasma glob, plasma hit.",
14823 "Explosion, frost, poison, radiation.",
14824 "Yes, you should not use invisibility. It's much more fun if all monsters know where you are.",
14825 "Flashbang, incendiary, psi storm, disintegration.",
14826 "Shrapnel/frag, acid splash, defiler vomit, water splash.",
14827 "Web, Bugs, viruses.",
14828 "Web, Bugs, viruses. (Accurate description of the Internet, maybe?)",
14829 "Smart-Disc, radar blip, sensed life, sensed tremor.",
14830 "Stored here as documentation. Splashes row: Coffee, BBB/Acid, Beer, Cola, Water, Sludge, Other, Blood",
14831 "Never drawn effects.",
14832 "Here go effects without tiles at the moment. Don't draw anything.",
14833 "Hit tiles in bolt row.",
14834 "case eff::laser: case eff::optic: case eff::bolt: case eff::psi_vomit:",
14835 "shNotEyeInterface::terr2tile (shTerrainType terr, shCache *cache, int odd, int recolor)",
14836 "There should totally be random source code snippets appearing as fake messages.",
14837 "Doors are very detailed.",
14838 "Doors are very detailed. At least in Pholendewodanhack they are.",
14839 "Order is: closed, open, -, -, berserk closed, berserk open.",
14840 "11 is 'plain' closed door.",
14841 "Show ceiling only if closed.",
14842 "There should be a 3D Nethack IN SPACE!!! You'd have additional keys to change the two dimensions shown on the screen at any given time.",
14843 "Indicate force field.",
14845 "Pictures a detector above.",
14846 "26 is 'plain' open.",
14848 "Ugly little buggers.",
14849 "Most areas have way down in the floor.",
14850 "Sight obstructing way down.",
14851 "Show virus or antivirus status in lower right corner.",
14852 "Add label to floppy disks.",
14853 "Add label to floppy disks, or just test every individual one until you get the one you need.",
14854 "Show virus status.",
14855 "Indicate item type in upper right corner.",
14856 "Put question mark on unidentified jumpsuit types.",
14857 "Necklace of the Eye needs to be told both what tiles reside at given (x, y) coordinate pair and what ASCII glyph to display.",
14858 "A small symbol tile in upper right corner.",
14860 "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...",
14861 "Yawning my shank customer.",
14863 "Why is there a bubble in Lumiest?",
14864 "Why is there a bubble in Lumiest? This can only mean two things: either one of my stoopid pets quaffed from a fountain, or some NPC decided it's fun to run around town with aggravate monster gear!",
14865 "Shuffle all static flavor names.",
14866 "Shuffle all static flavor names. This should happen fairly often in SLEX, because some of the randomized armor appearances have actual effects.",
14867 "Generate and assign grenade names. Prepare short names consisting only from third part.",
14868 "Some data to cook names from. Stylized after Xenocide.",
14869 "Material also dicates color.",
14870 "Also weight adjustment. Not implemented until we do the necessary reseach how exactly each material should modify weight so that chosen numbers are at least remotely believeable.",
14871 "Shapes will determine tile in the future.",
14872 "Generate grenade flavor names by permuting choices.",
14873 "Make sure names do not repeat.",
14874 "Check if new choice matches with any earlier.",
14876 "Index into flavor table.",
14877 "Vague tile. Base tiles start at column 3.",
14878 "Actual tile. 20th column and later are free.",
14880 "Where main name is empty override that.",
14882 "Real color is not defined override that too.",
14883 "Modifies material, price or weight?",
14884 "If appearance description data is unspecified, it is assumed to be identical to real description. Likewise, if vague description data is unspecified, it is assumed to be identical to appearance description data.",
14885 "Help detect unlinked tiles. Anything undefined should point to 'this is not a tile' tile.",
14886 "Note: Weight issues are handled by caller.",
14887 "Note: Weight issues are handled by caller. That's what the anorexia hotline is for.",
14888 "Discard unneeded containers.",
14889 "Discard unneeded containers, such as a second bag of holding. Because you just know you'll slip up and attempt to put one into the other, and then you're screwed.",
14890 "HACK: don't delete the object right away; we might need to use it to print a message or something. (For example, the case of a shopkeeper giving a quote about an object picked up in a shop.)",
14891 "Returns number of objects destroyed from stack.",
14892 "Returns number of objects destroyed from stack. (You can safely assume that a single instance of a fire attack will absolutely wreck your shit.)",
14893 "If some type of energy deals damage consider it enough.",
14894 "Cannot get damaged by what you protect against.",
14895 "First consider only attack type.",
14896 "The mumak feels tougher!",
14897 "The string-tanga prostitute seems to be enjoying something.",
14898 "The grunthack zombie gets horribly sick and dies!",
14899 "The grunthack zombie gets horribly sick and dies, even though he should be immune to sickness!",
14900 "Your saddled pony gets much weaker!",
14901 "Note: If energy effect causes something to destroy and this is accompanied by a special message, use return to skip default destruction messages.",
14902 "The implant is ejected from your brain in a shower of sparks!",
14903 "Somehow, it is so that a thoroughly rusty or otherwise eroded object simply won't erode any longer, even though we all know it makes more sense if the item in question is destroyed by the next erosion attack.",
14904 "FIXME: No msg needed when underwater.",
14905 "You smell burning plastic.",
14906 "FIXME: No msg when in vacuum.",
14907 "Area attacks carry much more power.",
14908 "Area attacks carry much more power, simply because they're area attacks and can kill several monsters per use.",
14909 "FIXME: clerkbot should get mad if any of this is hero's fault.",
14910 "Erase auto-aim system.",
14911 "Erase auto-aim system. After all, only losers play with aimbot and wallhack.",
14913 "Yes, the whole stack.",
14914 "Introduce some variety in damage. It would be boring if a hit either damaged no equipment or all for -1 enhancement. Similarly neutralizing bugginess for every item or none is undesirable.",
14915 "You feel performance of your computer decrease.",
14916 "The quivering blob quivers and dies!",
14917 "Your wound glistens.",
14918 "Your penis throbs.",
14919 "Computers generally do not like to be kicked around...",
14920 "Your computer suffers brain damage.",
14921 "... but this may also be beneficial.",
14922 "Carried items are immune.",
14923 "Negate all psi aura disruption caused by cranial implants.",
14924 "impossible to critical hit with improvised weapon",
14925 "13, 0, 5, 8, 6, 11, 3, 1, 2, 12, 7, -1",
14926 "This means: find most interesting thing to player.",
14927 "Finds object with the lowest objecttype.",
14928 "Fuel tank has 50 capacity. One is enough.",
14929 "Ammunition. Bullets, shells, slugs and like.",
14930 "Shurikens, daggers and grenades.",
14931 "Canisters can merge but are usually generated single.",
14932 "Guns, armor pieces, tools etc.",
14933 "Set fooproof knowledge. Currently only relevant for computers.",
14934 "Set enhancement. Requires bugginess determined beforehand.",
14935 "-1 or +1 weapons are rare.",
14936 "-1 or +1 weapons are rare, but certainly not as rare as -10 or +10 ones.",
14937 "Yes, you can find a randomly generated +18 golden saber and that is not ridiculous, that's something to go under the hashtag #justslexthings.",
14938 "Other enhanceable items start out without it.",
14939 "Why is it that in vanilla, many items (wands, tools etc.) are always generated pristine, as if no one else has ever used them before? That makes no sense! Wands should be possible to generate empty or cancelled, and luckstones should be able to generate cursed!",
14940 "No less than 50. Let the player have some fun.",
14941 "Currently no items start damaged.",
14942 "Guns start out in burst mode.",
14943 "Some items come in random colors.",
14944 "Colors are one of the things that make this game fun to play, and that's why disabling the 'color' option does not remove color from walls and floor tiles.",
14945 "Put specific items first as to not allow categories to override them.",
14946 "mEnhancement | -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 +1 +2 +3 +4 +5 |",
14947 "Retrieve description without previously given user name (if any).",
14948 "The primary colors are red, green, blue and funny. According to PRIME at least, they are.",
14949 "Pluralisation alters length.",
14950 "Protected and clean together are redundant.",
14951 "The game hides the 'uncursed' label from an item if you know its enchantment, which is bullshit I say.",
14952 "Split charges leaving full objects in original place.",
14953 "Two radioactivity functions. They should be updated together.",
14954 "It is likely to be radioactive and you suspect it.",
14955 "TODO: This is getting complicated and has potential for more. Object ilks could have flags telling when apply command is available.",
14956 "The bot starts working!",
14957 "For torcs appearance or bugginess are as one.",
14958 "The two below for bofh mode.",
14959 "Generating damaged items can be useful for thematic reasons.",
14960 "Assume single point of damage.",
14961 "Damage type does not matter really. But for elegance:",
14962 "Test strings need include 'lightsaber' to protect against triggering on chaos power armors or other similar objects.",
14963 "This plural routine is stolen^H^H^H^H^H^H taken from NetHack objnam.c file. It is pretty much copied whole except handling of some japanese and fantasy stuff was removed because PRIME is not going to need it. Other modifications are minor.",
14964 "Big thanks to whole NetHack DevTeam and contributors.",
14965 "Note: cannot use strcmpi here -- it'd give MATZot, CAVEMeN,...",
14966 "const char vowels[] = 'aeiouAEIOU';",
14967 "Skip changing 'pair of' to 'pairs of'. According to Webster, usual English usage is use pairs for humans, e.g. 3 pairs of dancers, and pair for objects and non-humans, e.g. 3 pair of boots. We don't refer to pairs of humans in this game so just skip to the bottom.",
14968 "Search for common compounds, ex. lump of royal jelly",
14969 "The plural of 'girl who looks like her name was Fanny' is 'girl who looks like her name was Fannies'.",
14970 "The plural of 'virus' is 'viri'.",
14971 "The plural of 'neverwas' is 'neverwases'.",
14972 "The plural of 'Amy' is 'Amies'.",
14973 "Strip blanks from end",
14974 "Now spot is the last character of the string",
14975 "Single letters (note: letter() replaced by isalpha())",
14976 "Same singular and plural; mostly Japanese words",
14977 "Wiped out all cavemen.",
14978 "ium/ia (mycelia, baluchitheria)",
14979 "algae, larvae, hyphae (another fungus part)",
14980 "fungus/fungi, homunculus/homunculi, but buses, lotuses, wumpuses",
14981 "mouse/mice,louse/lice (not a monster, but possible in food names)",
14982 "child/children (for wise guys who give their food funny names)",
14983 "note: -eau/-eaux (gateau, bordeau...)",
14984 "note: ox/oxen, VAX/VAXen, goose/geese",
14985 "Ends in z, x, s, ch, sh; add an 'es'",
14986 "Kludge to get 'tomatoes' and 'potatoes' right",
14987 "Ends in y preceded by consonant (note: also 'qu') change to 'ies'",
14988 "Default: append an 's'",
14989 "Wrapper for makePluralNH to avoid chopping up NetHack's original makeplural routine too much.",
14990 "test for compound noun such as 'canisters of superglue'",
14991 "MODIFIES: writes the singular form of the noun in buf into result",
14992 "Check for each join word of compound nouns.",
14993 "assume the straightforward case of a noun ending in 's'",
14994 "assume it's singular already; copy verbatim",
14995 "Try chopping 's' from name. This is bad idea for 'knluckes' and 'pincers' so if that results in object try again with original string.",
14996 "Optimized computers execute programs faster.",
14997 "DISK BOOT FAILURE. INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER.",
14998 "Your computer lights floppy drive LEDs for a moment.",
14999 "You hear floppy drives seeking briefly.",
15000 "Warning! POST detected hardware malfunction.",
15001 "POST running... high performance settings active.",
15002 "POST running... all tests passed.",
15003 "Cancel execution?",
15004 "Returns true if system check passed and false otherwise.",
15005 "Program has been recognized as fraudulent software.",
15006 "Does not tell debugged from optimized. That would be too good.",
15007 "Software has not passed reliability tests.",
15008 "Antivirus in computer can recover infected floppies.",
15009 "Antivirus alert: trojan Zap'M-OverwriteDisk found.",
15010 "Antivirus alert: trojan InterfaceScrewKit 2.0 found.",
15011 "Disinfection should take time.",
15012 "No point in disallowing that.",
15013 "Run anyway? (computer will not get infected)",
15014 "You know the computer is protected by antivirus? So you know the floppy disk has been scanned.",
15015 "Nothing suspicious or warnings ignored.",
15016 "In each five minutes system will reserve 30 seconds for updates.",
15017 "Kick it into future somewhat.",
15018 "Break recursive loop.",
15019 "Returns true OS has decided to troll you right now.",
15020 "Good system does not lock up your computer during updates.",
15022 "Do not turn off or kick your computer. Loading update 1 of 10.",
15023 "The fumes sting your eyes.",
15024 "The vapors don't seem to affect you.",
15025 "Ulch! That potion smells terrible!",
15026 "Wow! That potion smells good!",
15027 "You feel a brief rush of magical energy.",
15028 "You feel a brief rush of magical energy. Apparently some offscreen monster breathed mana at you, which is completely irresistible.",
15029 "You feel a change coming over you, but it peters out.",
15030 "You feel a change coming over you. Your +5 tie-dye shirt of Shambhala rips to shreds! Your blessed greased fixed stainless +3 silver dragon scale mail tears apart! Your blessed greased fireproof +7 cloak of magic resistance is destroyed!",
15031 "You smell something diseased.",
15032 "You smell something diseased. It's probably a grunthack zombie that can make you deathly sick.",
15033 "The amaroidal fumes burn your eyes and lung!",
15034 "The acrid fumes burn your eyes and lung!",
15035 "The fumes burn your eyes and lung! (How can you be so stupid and smoke cigarettes? Seriously, why do such a terrible thing to your body??? Don't you value your health at all?)",
15036 "You feel slightly elevated.",
15037 "You feel slightly elated. Let me guess, you were thinking about Victoria and her fleecy block-heeled combat boots which are so incredibly lovely.",
15038 "According to AmyBSOD's roommate, block heels usually aren't 'fleecy', or at least she always makes a bewildered facial expression whenever I mention fleecy block heels.",
15039 "AmyBSOD's roommate unfortunately dislikes block-heeled combat boots, saying they are 'too clunky' and that stiletto heels are allegedly much more elegant. But block heels are such wonderful, lovely beings that can be incredibly kind and gentle, and compassionate and cuddly and soft and (insert several dozen other adjectives expressing my affection <3) :D",
15040 "You think you saw something invisible, but it vanished.",
15041 "You think you saw something invisible, but it vanished. It probably was a goddamn greater pumpkin that will throw half a dozen high potions of disaster at you now.",
15042 "You have a brief moment of introspection.",
15043 "It leaves an oily film on the basin.",
15044 "A puff of vapor rises out.",
15045 "non-potion dipped into sink",
15046 "You pour the potion of gain level down the sink, creating a puff of vapor.",
15047 "No keymap loaded. Prompt user.",
15048 "You triggered an unbindall trap. Now the only way to get out of the game is to hang up, which will incur a penalty.",
15049 "Hint: Pressing Alt+F4 at the same time will grant your character an intrinsic +4 damage bonus.",
15050 "Please press Ctrl-Alt-Del to install the update.",
15051 "Ok, read options but use defaults where not specified.",
15052 "Assume unspecified pickup types to be not wanted.",
15053 "Could not parse configuration line:",
15054 "Incorrect integral value '6/0' on line:",
15055 "Could not write configuration file confname. Changes to options are transient.",
15056 "Error opening directory 'KEYMAPDIR'.",
15057 "File name must be *.cfg.",
15058 "A file read error has occured!",
15059 "Warning: You have been kidnapped by Arabella and Anastasia. They require a payment of 500 000 $ to release you. Better hope the corrupt government will pay, because if not, the girls will torture you by forcing you to play SLASH'EM Extended until you ascend.",
15060 "Save names in buffers.",
15061 "Try to open file beforehand.",
15062 "Do not offer inaccessible keymaps.",
15063 "Read caption from file.",
15064 "TODO: skip this file (and log as corrupt) if title is not present.",
15065 "The current instance is corrupted. Please file a bug report.",
15066 "implementation of A* Algorithm",
15067 "Do you want NetHack to use dijkstra maps for dungeon generation?",
15068 "RETURNS: cost in ms to move between the squares, 9999999 if impossible",
15069 "Only Daleks can open locked doors unless the lock is broken.",
15070 "Daleks are one of the more annoying SLEX monsters. But I guess some of the unix daemons from ZAPM are worse, especially the one that breathes inertia.",
15071 "No hands - cannot open doors.",
15072 "No hands - cannot open doors. (Except that here in SLEX you still can, but 2 out of 3 attempts will fail and blind you.)",
15073 "Yes, here in the land of SLEX it can happen that failing to open a door results in you losing an intrinsic and *it wouldn't be wrong*.",
15074 "The nasty traps in this game are working as intended. This includes the tron trap that prevents you from moving in the same direction twice in a row. The thing that separates good SLEX players from bad SLEX players is that the former will still find a way to walk along a narrow corridor.",
15075 "Yes, if the RNG decides that the property you cannot have at all is magic resistance, it will be 'teh meme'. No, I will not blacklist that property. This is slex, where if the RNG says it doesn't want you to win this time, there's nothing stopping it from doing whatever it takes to make your life miserable.",
15076 "If you're chaotic and try to summon a demon lord via same-race sacrificing, be aware that the demon lord can sometimes be hostile because you're not supposed to easily empty the entire Gehennom of demon lords, you lamer!",
15077 "Yes, there is a server on which you can play iceblock mode. You will play it twice or thrice at most, then get really bored and play something else instead",
15078 "According to some SLEX players (or one should rather say former players), the interface screw traps are fake difficulty. But they're working as intended, since this is a game where everything is trying to kill you. And 'everything' includes the interface. Yeah, other nethack forks don't do that, but this isn't 'another nethack fork', it's the MEME nethack fork! :P",
15079 "No other nethack variant will ever implement interface screw traps. Do you think I'll remove them from SLEX for that reason? Ha ha ha. They're a part of the game and they will stay no matter how annoying they are. In fact, when players find their effects annoying, it means they're working as intended.",
15080 "popping open node nx, ny, node->f",
15082 "too expensive to reach x, y (cost)",
15083 "already a cheaper way to reach x y",
15084 "planning node x, y, newnode->f",
15085 "path ox,oy -> dx,dy; c1=c1 d1=d1; none found",
15086 "load_pointer 3d 0x???????? <- id ptr",
15087 "Segfault desktop core panic dump (read of address 0x513><20<>).",
15088 "There were six metapsychic faculties in Julian May's books.",
15089 "Everyone knows stormtroopers wear stormtrooper stuff. Almost.",
15090 "Everyone knows stormtroopers can't hit the broad side of a barn.",
15091 "Same with aquamarine and mean green marines.",
15092 "Humans and orcs recognize this stuff.",
15093 "Orcs know these well.",
15094 "Reticulans recognize this stuff. Humans usually do not.",
15095 "What even is a 'reticulan' supposed to be?",
15096 "Orcs don't care as much.",
15097 "Base skills: combat, adventure, metapsychic.",
15098 "Mutant power skills have access corresponding to their faculty. The skills are never sorted thus it is important to inser them grouped by faculty.",
15099 "Did you know that at 2018's carnival, Amy dresses in a leather-and-lace domina outfit with very high-heeled lady boots?",
15100 "Look only at powers belonging to current faculty.",
15101 "Mutant power skills are granted if one has the faculty skill.",
15102 "Power must match faculty and be low level.",
15103 "Hero must not have this one already.",
15104 "Error: cannot assign mutant power from faculty lolpsychic.",
15105 "Twineedle is the only move that's super-effective versus Psychic pokemon, but it's rather weak. Forget ghost types, there are no ghost-type moves that deal damage and even if they existed, due to a bug they would deal no damage to psychic-types.",
15106 "Preparation for orcish version of software engineer.",
15107 "Oh no, why don't I hit the flaks?",
15108 "Psion gets two semi-random powers.",
15109 "Maximum of one power from Translation faculty.",
15110 "Activate war flow immediately.",
15111 "Up to three additional implant types known at the start.",
15112 "Do you like amnesia? Of course you do! It makes sure scrolls of identify are more than just fodder in the later parts of the game!",
15113 "No starting mutations. No knowledge at all. No equipment either.",
15114 "Check generated inventory for items that should not be there.",
15115 "Idea: When more such items appear there could be a table with columns: unwanted item, replacement1, replacement2.",
15116 "There should totally be gamma ray guns and radiation grenades and other items that irradiate you just from being in your inventory.",
15117 "Choose your profession (TAB for descriptions)",
15118 "Check all preconditions.",
15119 "Some conditions are not really conditions. They affect value.",
15120 "If any one condition was not matched ignore this boon.",
15121 "Only because you are too stupid to use battering rams, doesn't mean that battering rams themselves are useless! NOOB!",
15122 "Don't delete everything all the time! Otherwise it's too easy for me to defeat you!",
15123 "until you finally check what's going on, it'll be the day after tomorrow",
15124 "CONSCIENTIOUS LOOM OBJECTOR! If you fail to research loom, you DIE!!!",
15125 "You never build good units and that's why you never stand a chance in RTS games!",
15126 "Buggy cans will ruin the ray gun.",
15127 "Remaining canisters that *should* ruin ray guns: beverages (beer, nano/nuka cola, bbb, water, coffee) universal solvent - has different message canned alien embryo brain",
15128 "Your ray gun is ruined!",
15129 "Your character is ruined! Now your skills stop working permanently and there is no way to salvage the game, better roll a new character.",
15130 "You just stepped on a trap that permanently adds a new interface screw trap effect to your character once every 500 turns. Since you're still far away from ascension, you might just as well restart because you won't win this time.",
15131 "Just accept the fact that your current character is never gonna make it. Didn't you notice all the bad stuff that keeps happening? Reroll now and maybe you'll have better luck with your next attempt!",
15132 "Use deceleration instead.",
15133 "Not doing it would identify new ilk.",
15134 "The light on the ray gun is red now.",
15135 "The light on the ray gun is red now. BOOM! It explodes! Your right arm is torn off and you're bleeding like a decapitated chicken!",
15136 "You see here a cockatrice corpse. It explodes!",
15137 "p - a potion of gain level. It explodes!",
15138 "Your movements are slowed slightly because of your load. It explodes! Your movements are now unencumbered.",
15139 "This cockatrice corpse tastes terrible! It explodes!",
15140 "The fox misses. It explodes!",
15141 "The nymph pretends to be friendly. It explodes!",
15142 "The nymph stole the runed broadsword named Stormbringer. It explodes!",
15143 "The Wizard of Yendor stole the Amulet of Yendor named REAL! It explodes!",
15144 "You wrest one last charge from the worn-out wand of wishing. It explodes!",
15145 "You see here a box of silly messages written by Amy. It explodes!",
15146 "You kill the nurse! It explodes!",
15147 "You fall in the water! Your oilskin sack gets wet. It explodes!",
15148 "The black dragon breathes a disintegration blast! It explodes!",
15149 "A cave spider was hidden under an egg! It explodes!",
15150 "Your unicorn horn seems less effective. It explodes!",
15151 "Your ring of gain constitution spins clockwise for a moment. It explodes!",
15152 "Your scroll of enchant weapon softly glows amber. It explodes!",
15153 "A black aura surrounds your athame named Magicbane! It explodes!",
15154 "You finish eating the alien corpse. It explodes!",
15155 "You finish eating the alien corpse. It explodes, bursting out of your chest and spawning a new alien!",
15156 "this routine determines if this room is some kind of special room, and fills it with objects and monsters and stuff.",
15157 "placed Melnorme on level 2",
15158 "No return statement. Trade post is a mundane room.",
15159 "Chances are someone broke/stole/ate the lightbulb. -- MB",
15160 "treasure expectation per room: version 0.3: 0.375 piles x 1.1875 obj per pile + (~) 0.125 niches x 0.8 obj per niche ~ .5453125 objs per room",
15161 "~IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII3/4",
15162 "Reticulans of PRIME are weak enough to get instakilled in a pit. Do not place traps at all on first level.",
15163 "Some roguelikes are using a 'grace period' on the first dungeon level and refuse to place anything even moderately dangerous there. But you're playing SLEX instead, where that is not the case.",
15164 "Some objects are pushed into your vicinity.",
15165 "You are sealed below the moving wall! That's not supposed to be possible! Please send me a bug report! -cyrus",
15166 "You are crushed between the walls!",
15167 "TODO: if the door is open, slam it shut",
15168 "Close the motherfucking door!",
15169 "Close the motherfucking door! I really don't want everyone to peek at my PC screen while I'm playing SLEX!",
15170 "Find the door (we only make shops in rooms with exactly one door).",
15171 "There should totally be shops with several doors, because the shopkeeper can only guard one of them at a time and then you can simply snatch the stuff and escape through another door.",
15172 "Hint: use a scroll of item genocide to remove corpses from the game just as you're about to enter the Vibrating Square level.",
15173 "What?! There are no doors to this room?",
15174 "Why is the 'o' in the word 'door' pronounced differently than the one in 'doom'?",
15175 "Why do the words 'fish' and 'ghoti' have the exact same pronounciation?",
15176 "A phoneme is a telephone number that you should call to get hints on how to play the game.",
15177 "Make sure door is a normal automatic door.",
15178 "First row or column from the door shall be empty.",
15179 "First row or column from the door shall be empty for no real reason. Whose idea was that?",
15180 "First row or column from the door shall be empty, even though it's easy to kick it down and move diagonally between the swamp water tiles.",
15181 "Randomly determine kind of shop.",
15182 "Randomly determine kind of shop. The zorkmid store in particular is very funny and the ice block type is a filthy heretic for removing it.",
15183 "Full of cockroaches.",
15184 "Stuff for sale depends on shop type.",
15185 "The ice block type should have never picked up SLEX in the first place, because it was clear from the beginning that he hates fun and variety. He should have picked something like Satanchop, and built stuff on top of that instead.",
15186 "Anything except cash goes.",
15187 "There's no reason why shops in this game shouldn't try to sell you money.",
15188 "In the case of doubt: It's SLEX, it doesn't have to make sense!",
15189 "What, you're saying it makes no sense that inka rings can only be removed by chatting to a farting monster? Then tell me how it makes sense that in vanilla Nethack you can sit on an item that's in a pit even when you're not actually inside the pit.",
15190 "What, you're saying it makes no sense that 'inka leather' and 'elasthan' are supposed to be the same material? Then tell me how it makes sense that in vanilla Nethack you cannot eat items made of paper, even though humans in real life are easily capable of doing so.",
15191 "Put one under every big enough item.",
15192 "Snakes like to hide underneath objects, including corpses of other snakes.",
15193 "A monster that can conceal underneath items is capable of concealing underneath any random item, even if that item is something really small like a scroll or ring.",
15194 "Stuff for sale depends on shop type.",
15195 "Stuff for sale depends on shop type. (DUH!)",
15196 "The shopkeeper droid.",
15197 "Shops may have a guard.",
15198 "Pick a nice warm spot in a corner.",
15199 "Stairs have emergency lights that illuminate 3x3 area around them.",
15200 "compare only the first two numbers in the version string",
15201 "Couldn't load save file due to version incompatibility.",
15202 "It is very high-class programming to automatically erase your savegame file if you tried to load one from an older game version, instead of doing the sensible thing and LETTING YOU BACK IT UP IN CASE YOU STILL HAVE THAT OLD VERSION SOMEWHERE.",
15203 "NetHack has a trickery mechanic, which can trigger when you did nothing wrong and which will simply erase your savegame file through no fault of your own. That's why I (Amy) removed that mechanic entirely. (Yes, I've had it happen.)",
15204 "Start from obj id 1, kObjNothing has NULL pointer.",
15205 "dummy zeroth level",
15206 "If the .0 file of your savegame gets corrupted, there's not much that you can do.",
15207 "nameOK() couldn't create file filename:errno",
15208 "Strangely, a save file already exists.",
15209 "if we got this far, it worked.",
15210 "Erase it and start a new game?",
15211 "Your game has become unwinnable. Erase it and start a new game? (y/n) (y) _",
15212 "Your game has become unwinnable. Erase it and start a new game? (y/n) (y) _ (yes, we make 'y' the default answer on purpose just to make it easier for you to delete your game :P)",
15213 "Some pointers uninitialized, abort?",
15214 "Crap! This save file is corrupt!",
15215 "Everyone loves the savegame error in all computer games that have savegame files, because it's so much !FUN! to lose countless hours of progress.",
15216 "Code for docbot and Melnorme.",
15217 "Could not decide on one to leave off so hardcoded array size.",
15218 "Welcome to Ol' Sawbot's Precision Surgery Center!",
15219 "Press 'p' to see a menu of available services.",
15220 "Hmm... This place appears to be deserted.",
15221 "Come again soon!",
15222 "Donald Trump twitters cheerfully.",
15223 "Donald Trump twitters cheerfully. He's going to build the wall to Mexico after all.",
15224 "As advertised every second amputation is half off.",
15225 "The doctor gives you back half what you paid.",
15226 "Since you are not alive the doctor cannot help you.",
15227 "try not to offer unneeded services",
15228 "No way! You are too afraid of the dentist at the moment!",
15229 "The doctor injects you with a kind of serum!",
15230 "The doctor injects you with a kind of serum, but misses the nervus trigeminus and paralyzes your nervus lingualis instead, removing your ability to talk!",
15231 "Was loser option pre PRIME 1.7 but why not make it useful in a border case?",
15232 "Any resistance is treated like obstacle.",
15233 "The doctor probes you!",
15234 "The doctor probes you, and says that you have a case of acute gastroenteritis!",
15235 "If hero wears loser anorak he is immune.",
15236 "TittyCrusher the Lightweight Champi destroyed the Orb of Zot.",
15237 "Unfortunately, you are wearing the cloak.",
15238 "Unfortunately, you are wearing the cloak of magic resistance and therefore cannot use this level teleporter to go where you want.",
15239 "Essentially get rid of buggy loser anorak for 200 BZ.",
15240 "The doctor probes you! You feel violated!",
15241 "The doctor probes you! You feel violated and need to post this incident under the #MeToo hashtag!",
15242 "Money-back guarantee requires me to refuse payment.",
15243 "The doctor chirps something and gives back your money.",
15244 "You have a parasite.",
15245 "The doctor chirps something in concerned tone.",
15246 "The doctor chirps something in concerned tone. You reply: 'Thank you, Captain Obvious!'",
15247 "Unfortunately, your baby was stillborn.",
15248 "You lose a lot of blood during the operation.",
15249 "The doctor announces that you'll need a caesarean section or else you will die during childbirth.",
15250 "The doctor cuts away the glued canister.",
15251 "The doctor cuts away the glued canister, but unfortunately rips out your tongue in the process.",
15252 "Oh no!! The doctor gets at your teef!",
15253 "You panic and try to flee but the doctor has immobilized you already.",
15254 "The doctor extracts your teef.",
15255 "Your magnificent teef are worth $200 buckazoids.",
15256 "The doctor amputates your tail!",
15257 "The doctor amputates your penis! Now you're never gonna have kids and your bloodline will cease to exist after your death.",
15258 "More than one choice. Otherwise the docbot will not ask and remove your only implant.",
15259 "You reconsider and receive your money back.",
15260 "You reconsider, but don't receive your money back.",
15261 "doctor strategy: wait around for hero to request services; occasionally advertise",
15262 "The stupid invocation tools are eating up valuable inventory slots! Why can't they just be 'goldified' like the Orb of Zot in DCSS, which is not an inventory item unless you play some age-old version?",
15263 "somehow, we're not in our hospital!",
15264 "move to an empty square near the home square",
15265 "nowhere to go, let's wait...",
15266 "Your second amputation is half off!",
15267 "Galaxy-class health care services!",
15268 "I've been through much experience, you're dealing with an expert!",
15269 "Choose your profession: a magician, a psychiatrist, a bartender, a bricklayer, a mechanic, a priest, a lawyer, a prostitute, a toaster oven, a warbot",
15270 "Unexpected doctor tactic!",
15272 "Mark room bounds as invalid because the trader has likely wandered away from its room in pursuit of player.",
15274 "It is not enough.",
15275 "Kabalebo demands 50000 buckazoids but you don't have that much.",
15276 "Ward against drinking a lot of nano cola.",
15277 "Offer only eligible services.",
15278 "Unfortunately I cannot help you at the moment.",
15279 "The trader mumbles something in sad voice.",
15280 "The trader mumbles something in sad voice. Maybe all of his cargos of christmas tree as well as his blue capsule drag got stolen by a rogue boss.",
15281 "The trader tells you how to recognize a ring of conflict.",
15282 "The trader offers you several facts but you know all of them.",
15283 "It seems you know all I do.",
15284 "Melnorme strategy: - Wander around continuously until hero comes near - When hero is in room stop and turn purple - When hero left the room start to wander and turn green",
15285 "Melnorme have no designated shop. They are willing to trade if you enter their room. This also allows them to relocate.",
15286 "Greet hero who just entered the room.",
15287 "hello, heroname/title/racename",
15288 "hello, heroname the Janitor",
15289 "hello, earthling Detective",
15290 "I bid you a formal welcome, player.",
15291 "Use just the capitalized name because greetings could be too long otherwise.",
15292 "The this mumbles something in coarse voice.",
15293 "Hero was greeted properly. Is this the first encounter?",
15294 "Press 'p' to request services.",
15295 "Press 'f' to pay respects.",
15296 "Is room knowledge initialized?",
15297 "Exclude walls from room coordinates.",
15298 "Usually stay where you are but occassionally move to new square inside this room.",
15299 "Path blocked. Wait.",
15300 "!myRoom == Warp out of corridors eagerly.",
15301 "Do not accept corridors.",
15302 "Do not accept corridors. If you want to get from one room to another, you must phase through the walls or teleport.",
15303 "Mark room bounds as invalid.",
15304 "Unexpected Melnorme tactic!",
15305 "pick a random neighbor and visit it",
15306 "no (more) unvisited neighbors, backtrack",
15307 "second pass, make more tightly connected",
15308 "force 2 bulbous rooms",
15309 "don't have adjacent bulbous rooms (looks bad)",
15310 "Shopping code and bribing lawyers.",
15311 "Called to get shop name for spam program.",
15312 "Called when the someone (usually the hero) enters a shop area.",
15313 "Welcome to 'All-Mart'! How may I help you?",
15314 "Welcome to 'Pod Depot', the cheapest hardware store around!",
15315 "Welcome to 'MegaSoft'!",
15316 "Welcome to 'MicroDollarOft'!",
15317 "Welcome to 'Swashbuckler Outfitters'!",
15318 "Welcome to 'Bloodbath and Beyond'.",
15319 "Welcome to Steve's Emporium of Previously Enjoyed Bionic implants!",
15320 "Welcome to 'Imbibing Parlor'!",
15322 "NPCs do not shop.",
15323 "The goods are no longer unpaid - they're stolen!",
15324 "Successfully robbed the shop!",
15325 "You make off with the loot.",
15327 "The shopkeeper is beeping frantically!",
15328 "Come again soon!",
15329 "You left with unpaid merchandise!",
15330 "You left without paying your bill!",
15331 "Hey! You can't do that here!",
15332 "You owe the shopkeeper $2000 for polluting the vat.",
15333 "The shopkeeper testily beeps something about 2000 buckazoids.",
15334 "Clerk might tell you what kind of ingredients vat contains.",
15335 "Only $200 for a sip from from this vat of glorious sludge!",
15336 "The shopkeeper calmly beeps something about 200 buckazoids.",
15337 "Vat was teleported but ended up in same room.",
15338 "Feel free to rearrange furniture but don't forget to pay.",
15339 "Vat was teleported and clerkbot demands money for theft.",
15340 "You steal it, you bought it! You owe $1000 for that vat.",
15341 "You will pay for this humilation too!",
15342 "The shopkeeper beeps something in fury.",
15343 "You did $5000 buckazoids worth of damage! You owe compensation for the furniture.",
15344 "Hero may use unpaid tools for a fee.",
15345 "The shopkeeper seems to be confused about something.",
15346 "Feel free to use this oil lamp for only 500 buckazoids.",
15347 "The shopkeeper is unable to buy an item from you.",
15348 "The shopkeeper whirs disappointedly.",
15350 "It is possible to apologize in a corridor but not to trade afterwards until Melnorme relocates.",
15351 "Doing business in a corridor is bad style.",
15352 "The trader refuses to trade for some reason.",
15353 "The trader refuses to trade for some reason. Maybe he's hostile to you?",
15354 "No return. Trader check is global instead only for current room.",
15355 "You need to move next to the doctor first.",
15356 "You need to move next to the doctor first. Then he will bind you to the chair and do a ROOT CANAL THERAPY (put in all caps for emphasis) and you will scream in agony.",
15357 "There's nobody around to pay.",
15358 "The guard intends to collect payment from your dead body!",
15359 "You've already paid the toll.",
15360 "As an on-duty janitor, you are exempt from the toll.",
15361 "sometimes, the clerk knows what he's selling, but never if it's buggy or optimized.",
15362 "Monetary status might have changed.",
15363 "shopkeeper strategy: stand in front of the shop doorway unless hero is there",
15364 "shopkeeper strategy: stand in front of the shop doorway unless hero is there, but also stand there if hero has a pick-axe or is invisible",
15365 "FIXME: at the moment monsters do not have the ability to open hidden doors. When they do get it this action will no longer be needed.",
15366 "Somehow, we're not in our shop!",
15367 "We are blocking the door. Never good.",
15368 "If hero is not in _our_ shop ignore it.",
15369 "If hero is not in _our_ shop ignore it. (Weird, normally the PRIME messages always refer to the hero as a female, but in this case the hero is neuter, apparently... probably this particular hero is not a professor for gender studies yet, or he was sleeping in class?)",
15370 "Hero about to leave w/ unpaid merchandise",
15371 "You have 1 zorkmid in your possession that belongs to Possogroenoe's shop! If you dare commit the heinous crime of stealing it, he will shoot you on sight with his shotgun and summon 200 high-level Keystone Kops!",
15372 "Please don't leave without paying!",
15373 "Please don't pay without leaving!",
15374 "Please don't pay without leaving! I love seeing you stand around in my shop, drooling all over the wares!",
15375 "Aklavik chitters urgently.",
15376 "Hero is in the threshold of the shop doorway, and we're in the way!",
15377 "If you want to exit a shop but the shopkeeper doesn't seem to move out of the doorway, tough luck.",
15378 "move to an empty square near the home square",
15379 "I'd give them away, but my wifebot won't let me!",
15380 "All merchandise sold as-is.",
15381 "Shoplifters will be vaporized!",
15382 "Weyland-Yutani closed at -2.56 yesterday...",
15383 "Goddamned warpspace connection bill.",
15384 "What a crappy Z.O.T. round!",
15385 "I sell FrungyTV subscriptions, too.",
15386 "Hey, don't step on the merchandise!",
15387 "All pickaxes are to be left outside.",
15388 "You can be glad that you won't be shot immediately if you get a pick-axe out of your bag while in a shop.",
15389 "You shoplifting scum!",
15390 "You give all your money to the lawyer.",
15391 "You give all your money to the lawyer, and are persecuted for corruptivity.",
15392 "Sorry, dishonest deals protocol is not supported by this model.",
15393 "Please use official pay command. It is 'p'.",
15394 "Manlobbi beeps three times and ignores you.",
15395 "The shopkeeper does not seem interested in your money.",
15396 "Skill Management Code: each character has access to a variety of skills",
15397 "Learn the power first.",
15398 "Choose header if appropriate.",
15399 "Transform mutant power skill to metapsychic faculty.",
15400 "For improving Haste for example.",
15401 "Do computation again to be sure.",
15402 "TODO: figure out if this paranoia is really needed.",
15403 "TODO: figure out if this paranoia is really needed. (Hint: if they're really after your hide, it is.)",
15404 "I have no idea why deviations from kMedium give bonuses. -- MB",
15405 "getWeaponSkillModifier: unknown size! Please file a bug report.",
15406 "inflict a slight penalty for lacking weapon skill, since we're not using SRD Feats",
15407 " #.# #....................#.....# #.>..#",
15408 "#.....<..# #???? (#########=+/]!)#.....#",
15409 "#.....<..# #????trigraph(#########=+/]!)#.....#",
15410 "Somehow, the compiler keeps complaining about trigraphs being ignored if certain characters are used together, e.g. two ? followed by a ( triggers that warning.",
15411 " #.# ###'######+#######'###.'.++#",
15412 "Smallest store to generate not too many implants.",
15413 "Assign shops to predefined locations.",
15414 "Robot Town *has to* have a guaranteed computer. Games without a single computer generated could be possible otherwise.",
15415 "First, check for existing computers.",
15416 "This is SLEX, where there are no guarantees. For example, you might not get a prize at Mines End or Sokoban, and the castle might not have a wand of wishing. That is intentional and you'll just have to cope, bitch.",
15417 "Oh, there was no computer randomly generated.",
15418 "Oh, there was no computer randomly generated. Now we will force one to generate, because it's secretly the game that K-Measurer is based upon.",
15419 "Oh, there was no computer randomly generated. Now we will force one to generate, because we took lessons from Satan.",
15420 "Select a location (watch out for walls!).",
15421 "Explicitly placing a computer at (x,y).",
15422 "Supply the machine with an OS.",
15423 "Backup guards in case of emergency.",
15424 "The game is so weird and not only guarantees that at least one computer is generated per game, it even guarantees that it has an OS!",
15425 "Guardian that will extract toll from visitors to Robot Town.",
15426 "The Waste Treatment Plant Level has guaranteed items: radiation suit, ordinary jumpsuit, fusion power plant",
15427 "4 #~~~~# ############################# #..[..#..[..#~~~#",
15428 "Fill garbage compactor with random objects.",
15429 "One room has radiation suit and the other has ordinary jumpsuit.",
15430 "Arena Level was used for testing flamethrower kCone area attack now awaits for kSpread to be implemented and tested",
15431 "Randomly litter one half of arena with single walls.",
15432 "Select random kind of wall.",
15433 "Do you like the fact that SLEX sometimes replaces walls with different terrain?",
15434 "Do you like the different terrain types that can appear in the dungeon?",
15435 "argh, but Hero::tomb uses it",
15436 "calculation of score: 1 point per XP earned 500 points per level visited besides level 1 10000 for finding the bizarro orgasmatron",
15437 "Oops, you got eliminated by a dalek.",
15438 "You are devoured by a man eating plant.",
15439 "You activated the Bizarro Orgasmatron.",
15440 "You activated the Bizarro Orgasmatron. The game is now over, but since it's not actually PRIME, you didn't win. Do you want your possessions identified?",
15441 "The high score table is corrupt and will be made anew.",
15442 "Otherwise a new high score table is created.",
15443 "Read the high score data.",
15444 "Oh no, CEDs have sneaked into the highscore list. Now the game will crash whenever the highscore list is supposed to be displayed.",
15445 "The high score table is empty.",
15446 "The high score table is empty, because you're such a noob and never score a single point before you die.",
15447 "You didn't make the high score list.",
15448 "You didn't make the high score list because you're very bad at this game.",
15449 "Full message. Will be split.",
15450 "17 characters total, 15 shown.",
15451 "Highlight score in bright red.",
15452 "Move part of message to second line if needed.",
15453 "Move part of message to second line if needed. (That's why you use 80x25 as your terminal size and not the default 80x24 that comes with most terminal emulators!)",
15454 "15 spaces preceding non-first lines of epitaph.",
15455 "PRIME_VERSION, when->tm_year + 1900, when->tm_mon + 1, when->tm_mday, mScore, h->mCLevel, h->mXP, h->mName, getTitle ()",
15456 "As BOFH, you are ineligible for the highscore list.",
15457 "Error writing high score file.",
15458 "Error writing high score file. Now nobody will ever know that you've ascended and you'll have no way of proving that you did.",
15459 "Couldn't open mortem file.",
15460 "TODO: ask for alternate path and filename?",
15461 "Need another buffer just for monster name because number of slain creatures would confuse makePlural.",
15462 "Games in BOFH mode are not scored. 1048575 score points go down the drain.",
15463 "The restraining bolt is vaporized by Walbrzych's anti-shoplifting circuits!",
15464 "Restraining bolts only work on bots and droids.",
15465 "You've already affixed a restraining bolt to the catbot.",
15466 "You've already affixed a restraining bolt to the catbot. But maybe if you affix another one, it will be stopped in its motion for long enough to starve.",
15467 "There is no need to restrain your pet.",
15468 "You flail around with your limp leg. For some reason it doesn't appear to accomplish anything.",
15469 "Repair a piece of meat? How?",
15470 "But you don't surely know what it really is.",
15471 "Take it off first.",
15472 "You cannot repair without spare parts.",
15473 "You cannot repair an item with itself.",
15474 "But you don't surely know what the material is made of.",
15475 "But you don't surely know what the 'inka' material is made of. All that you do know is that the ring won't come off, no matter how hard you try...",
15476 "Piece of meat as material? What are you thinking?",
15477 "Now the complex rules begin.",
15478 "The material is too dissimilar.",
15479 "To repair a melee weapon you need more of the material its made of.",
15480 "You need to repair it with another ranged weapon.",
15481 "To repair a flamethrower you need another one.",
15482 "These weapons belong to different class.",
15483 "You need another jumpsuit.",
15484 "You need another jumpsuit. Then you can become like Super Mario and hop on goombas and stuff.",
15485 "WARNING: Mecha Bowzilla was spawned on this level and will stomp you with his high heels if you don't get away quickly. He will also chase you for the remaining game, so you're never truly safe...",
15486 "Chameleon suits must be repaired using patches from another one. Otherwise its camouflaging properties would be diminished.",
15487 "Radiation suits must be repaired using patches from another one. Otherwise its protective properties would be diminished.",
15488 "Compatibility rules: - type match: helmet <-> helmet or body armor <-> body armor - powered match: both powered or none - material type match",
15489 "Armor types do not match.",
15490 "Armor types do not match. If you're wearing plate mail (made of iron), you can only wear helmets made of iron!",
15491 "One of those armor pieces is powered. Either both of those should be powered or none of them.",
15492 "This armor cannot be repaired.",
15493 "This object does not have repair handle. Please report this bug.",
15494 "Finally, repair.",
15495 "Now your crystal plate mail looks as good as new!",
15496 "Now your crystal plate mail looks as good as new! But in reality it's ultra brittle now and will shatter once you get hit.",
15497 "Your repair attempt is a failure.",
15498 "The fleecy Lynn is the only player who would wish for a C R Y S T A L platemail.",
15499 "Make a repair score: base score, with roll score.",
15500 "Select yourself to repair items in inventory.",
15501 "You replace the missing lightbulb.",
15502 "Screwing it with your tool was fun.",
15503 "The lightbulb is missing. Call janitor to bring a spare.",
15504 "There's nothing to repair on the ceiling.",
15505 "You can't make repairs to yourself!",
15506 "The robobrain doesn't appear to be damaged.",
15507 "Replace with mDisposition check?",
15508 "The Mister Gutsy won't cooperate with your attempt to repair it.",
15509 "There is a burnt cloak of magic resistance here, but you need more room to repair it.",
15510 "Prevent drop farming.",
15511 "Prevent drop farming. This is very important, because otherwise players will just move from pudding farming to long worm farming.",
15512 "You bring the item back on-line!",
15513 "You feel like behaving properly.",
15514 "For doing what you should be.",
15515 "For blind chars.",
15516 "No Janitor bonus. This could be abused.",
15517 "You rewire the inverted logic circuits.",
15518 "You need to stand closer.",
15519 "You dismantle the trap.",
15520 "Whoops! This task is impossible!",
15521 "Ascending SLEX is supposed to be a trivial matter!",
15522 "Ascending SLEX is supposed to be a trivial matter, yet many have tried and failed!",
15523 "You tape the hole opening. Looks almost like a solid ground.",
15524 "Make sure no intelligent enemy saw you at work.",
15525 "The Green-elf watches you closely.",
15526 "It shall be conveniently assumed monsters had plenty of time to forget the trap existed in the first place.",
15528 "It ain't broke! Why are you trying to fix it? You must be incredibly retarded.",
15529 "This is intentionally a ripoff in case of wrench.",
15530 "This leads to a YAFM.",
15531 "Superglue will get used up in the useCanister () function.",
15532 "Yeah, realistically this should take longer, but that wouldn't be very fun for the player I think. -- CADV",
15533 "You cannot free both your hands.",
15534 "But why not use the wrench you are holding instead?",
15535 "You swipe your keycard and the door lock accepts it.",
15536 "The keycard is not cracked or you are unaware of the fact.",
15537 "This is not master keycard or you are unaware of the fact.",
15538 "You infer the door lock must match color of keycard.",
15539 "You swipe your keycard but it seems not to work.",
15540 "You swipe your keycard but it seems not to work. Oh, there is a message on the locked door! It says: 'This keycard has the wrong color!'",
15541 "You swipe your keycard but the door does not react. It must be buggy.",
15542 "You swipe your keycard but the door does not react. It must be buggy. (Whether 'it' refers to the keycard or the door, we'll never know.)",
15543 "Damn it! This keycard must be buggy.",
15544 "Obviously the keycard and lock colors do not match.",
15545 "This must be the master keycard.",
15546 "You swipe your keycard. To your surprise the door jumps from the hinges and attacks you.",
15547 "This keycard must be cracked.",
15548 "This keycard must be cracked. WEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOWEO - shit, the police and lawyers are out for you!",
15549 "You run a bypass on the locking mechanism.",
15550 "You also disable the door's alarm system. Ninja'd!",
15551 "It's very difficult to bypass the retina scanner.",
15552 "It's very difficult to bypass the retina scanner. To get past the door, just smash it repeatedly with a very heavy object.",
15553 "You fail to defeat the lock.",
15554 "You need the proper retina to unlock this door.",
15555 "You need the proper retina to unlock this door. Buy a retina pack at Keyset Company Inc. now, only 5 $ for 10 random retinas! With some luck you'll get the one that will open the door!",
15556 "Only orange key needs to be preceded by 'an'.",
15557 "In order to get past the various obstacles in this dungeon, you need a hammer, a pick and a key set.",
15558 "You dare to read the Nam-Shub?! Defiler.",
15559 "The medicomp is out of charges.",
15560 "Not enough charges to cure plague.",
15561 "Not enough charges to restore abilities.",
15562 "You already know this is analyzed.",
15563 "You need 1000 energy to scan this vat.",
15564 "Intentionally says nothing about radioactiveness. Use Geiger counter for this purpose.",
15565 "According to your tricorder this is a completely normal fountain.",
15566 "According to your tricorder this is a completely normal fountain. But your tricorder is lying. In reality it is an instakill fountain that will always, without fail, drown you when you try to quaff from it.",
15567 "If you change values below remember to update Tricorder lore.",
15568 "It is a tricorder.",
15569 "It appears to be broken.",
15570 "You need power for your tricorder to scan this pile.",
15571 "You lack 50 energy to continue this scan.",
15572 "Scan your brain closely? (500 energy)",
15573 "Continue scanning.",
15574 "Refresh energy used.",
15575 "You detect nothing of interest.",
15576 "You detect no life signs there.",
15577 "Creature diagnosed must stay still.",
15578 "Tell player if most other conditions are fulfilled.",
15579 "Optimize your tricorder to perform full diangostic scans.",
15580 "Mmmmmmmmmm, such a dear bundle!",
15581 "Perform full diagnostic scan?",
15582 "Shopkeepers charge only for using diagnosis. On the other hand it is cheaper than docbot service so may be worth it.",
15583 "Diagnosis screen would obscure this information.",
15584 "Takes no time to use to be useful in combat.",
15585 "R2D2! Turn off the garbage compactor at the sewer plant!",
15586 "You call upon your astromech droid for help.",
15587 "The R2 unit on level 5 acknowledges your request.",
15588 "You receive a torrent of beeps and chirps in response.",
15589 "You receive a torrent of taunts from an anonymous watcher, telling you to stop sucking so badly.",
15591 "The arbitrator produces a strange whistling sound.",
15592 "It appears to be a remote control.",
15593 "If the exit from Fargrove leads back to the sewers, your game is dead.",
15594 "If the exit from Fargrove leads back to the sewers, your game is not dead. You were just stupid and pulled the latch twice (or even more than that), and for every additional pull you'll have to trek through the sewers another time.",
15595 "Send signal to what? (select a location)",
15596 "It is possible to end up in the dungeon of Fathien Castle with a locked door if you didn't open it correctly and allowed it to close after you passed through it. In that case you should hope to have a savegame from before you made that mistake.",
15597 "After creating the portal to the Shadow Ruins, you absolutely MUST enter it right away. If you save the game and reload, the portal will be gone and the method to create it will not work a second time.",
15598 "After pulling a couple switches in the Shadow Ruins, an exit portal will appear. DO NOT use that portal or the game becomes unwinnable because you cannot enter the Shadow Ruins again and without the MacGuffin inside, you won't reach the final boss.",
15599 "Remote control's range is dependent on its state.",
15600 "Is the bot owned or the remote overridden?",
15601 "I-p reports signal was rejected.",
15602 "Your remote reports no feedback.",
15603 "Issue go-boom order!",
15604 "A part of wall reacts!",
15605 "You push the button.",
15606 "That means set it off.",
15607 "Your grenade becomes very warm.",
15608 "Your grenade becomes very warm. Throw the pin, you stupid blonde, or it will explode!",
15609 "Else grenade explosion message will handle this.",
15610 "Move away from this spot to place it here.",
15611 "There is something standing there already.",
15612 "There is not enough space to place it.",
15613 "Rest in stack known.",
15614 "You prime your mine.",
15615 "You prime your mine. KABOOM! It explodes in your hands because you didn't throw it away quickly enough!",
15616 "But there is a portable hole already.",
15617 "But there is a portable hole already. (At least it's not a black hole, or you would be sucked away right now.)",
15618 "For low depth hole activates automatically.",
15619 "Patterns .#. .##. .# #. only. Pattern ### is not permitted.",
15620 "Dig immediately.",
15621 "Dig immediately. If you stay around on Molek's lair with the walls replaced by shifting sand, you will get killed.",
15622 "As you lay it on the square it immediately activates.",
15623 "Laying it from outside is okay. Doing it from inside is not.",
15624 "It is scummable to detect traps for free otherwise.",
15625 "Detect traps is a very rare effect in SLEX for a reason. After all, I want you to trigger at least some of the interface screw traps *evil grin* :D",
15626 "It failed to activate properly here. It is wasted.",
15627 "It stops clicking.",
15628 "You're out of juice!",
15629 "You're out of juice! Gotta quaff water instead!",
15630 "It starts clicking. It must be a Geiger counter.",
15631 "It starts clicking. It must be a Geiger counter and you're standing knee deep in irradiated water. Get out immediately or you'll grow a third leg.",
15632 "You have no energy cells to discharge into the tank.",
15633 "The tank absorbs energy of 200 energy cells and is now full.",
15634 "The tank absorbs energy of 200 energy cells. It was full after the third energy cell already but it absorbed the remaining ones anyway, and they're gone now. Bummer.",
15635 "You focus your mental powers.",
15636 "You try to focus your mental powers, but fail. Instead, you suddenly think of Maud and forget everything else.",
15637 "Your thoughts become crystal clear.",
15638 "Using up all charges takes away telepathy.",
15639 "Charges give bonus to concentration.",
15640 "Orgasmatron?! What are you talking about?",
15641 "The Orgasmatron is rumored to be somewhere in the Mainframe.",
15642 "There is more than one Orgasmatron but only one true Orgasmatron.",
15643 "I heard someone left an Orgasmatron in a garbage compactor.",
15644 "Follow the white rabbit. It will lead you to the Orgasmatron.",
15645 "Entrance to the Mainframe is protected by a door with retina scanner.",
15646 "The key to retina scanner is held by the Bastard Operator From Hell.",
15647 "The key to retina scanner is held by the Bastard Operator From Hell, and he has a data delete attack. Better find a different way to get past the retina door.",
15648 "You can find the Operator at the bottom of Gamma Caves.",
15649 "You most probably will need to visit Gamma Caves.",
15650 "Some say that a skilled burglar can bypass retina scanner door.",
15651 "Need protection against radiation? Search the waste treatment plant.",
15652 "I am afraid you may need to confront Shodan about it.",
15653 "No idea what to do with your license there.",
15654 "What if it is generated randomly?",
15655 "It reads: 'Detective Wayne'.",
15656 "The guard snores loudly.",
15657 "The guard seems to be blind.",
15658 "The guard seems to be blind. I mean, Yvonne picked a locked door directly next to him and the guard didn't seem to notice anything?",
15659 "Your license has expired. You must pay like everyone else.",
15660 "You don't have that much money. The lawyer disregards your license.",
15661 "The lawyer seems strangely uncooperative.",
15662 "You interrogate about the Bizarro Orgasmatron.",
15663 "This could be replaced by get random fortune message.",
15664 "This could be replaced by get random fortune message or a grammar checker.",
15665 "You fail to understand the reply.",
15666 "The guard seems more interested in killing you.",
15667 "You swallow the pill.",
15668 "This transfer cable is not waterproof.",
15669 "Find all energy containers hero knows of.",
15670 "Pick source and destination.",
15671 "What ZAPM/PRIME really needs is female heroines.",
15672 "Suit of tesla armor and shock capacitor can be only discharged.",
15673 "Do you want to ground out your source?",
15674 "You link your source to the ceiling.",
15675 "You can neither touch ground nor ceiling at the moment.",
15676 "The suit cannot be recharged directly.",
15677 "Move the energy, although not without a cost.",
15678 "Energy of 200 cells was lost in the process.",
15679 "The grenade explodes! Your 200 bullets are destroyed!",
15680 "Wield this saber to fight with it.",
15681 "Wield this saber to fight with it. Don't be like the retarded guy who jumped into a sword!",
15682 "Applying unknown lightsaber activates it.",
15683 "You now see blade color.",
15684 "Cut description after space.",
15685 "Kzzzcht! The flashlight produces a yellow energy blade!",
15686 "You held the wrong way.",
15687 "Ooowww!! You happened to hold it the wrong way.",
15688 "You ignited a lightsaber while holding it the wrong way, and impaled yourself in the process. Do you want your possessions identified?",
15689 "Luckily you held it outwards.",
15690 "You switch your mask to thermal vision mode.",
15691 "You count your money. You got $0.",
15692 "However, to make real use of its power you must escape the Mainframe.",
15693 "Hot dog! You finally got your paws on the Bizarro Orgasmatron!",
15694 "You use its awesome power to beam yourself off this two-bit space hulk.",
15695 "Hrmm... that's bizarre...",
15696 "You activate the Bizaaro Orgasmatron... An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance... The voice of eit_cyrus booms out: CoGNRATULATOINSS, n00B!!! In retrun for thy sevrice, I grants thee teh gift of a SPELLCHEECKER!!! HAHAHAHAHOHOHOAHAHAHA!!! !!!!!1",
15697 "THANK YOU PLAYER! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!",
15698 "You target a dish of rotten ramen. Sayfeus the trader snatchs your food.",
15699 "SLEX Math Exam! You will have to solve the following binomial equation or your max HP and Pw is permanently reduced: 8x^3 - 27 = 0",
15700 "According to StatueSurfer, slex is just a bunch of fake difficulty. But that difficulty is killing player characters, so it can't be all that fake... :D",
15701 "David and Klara now stayed where the cockroach used to be.",
15702 "You now detect it where the vampire bat was.",
15703 "rikersan suggests that a super slashem maker is made, which is basically super mario maker except for shitty nethack variants :D",
15704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'What, you called me a lardass bitch? My high-heeled combat boots will scratch very deep wounds on both of your legs for that!'",
15705 "A transport may place the creature off the destination in some cases.",
15706 "It's hard to transport accurately in here.",
15707 "You fail to control the transport precisely.",
15708 "Define outer and inner region.",
15709 "Get coordinates of all valid squares.",
15710 "Test coordinates until good one is found or they are depleted.",
15711 "TODO: consider: if max = 100 then use random hit algorithm - it is faster.",
15712 "Decrementing gets traces in order of freshness.",
15713 "Search looped back. No more entries.",
15714 "check for nearby hallway",
15715 "The casts are silly looking, but without them some compilers report array subscript type char warning.",
15716 "Some compilers are stupid and fail to compile a piece of code that runs on other compilers.",
15717 "Sometimes, heisenbugs can happen, like the one where applying a unicorn horn crashes only if gdb is attached, or the one where the scroll of copying aborts the game on unix but not on windows.",
15718 "Produces random vats for matter compiler.",
15719 "You should quaff from fountains at all times, and have as many items out in the open as you can.",
15720 "Creates random vats for hero to find on map.",
15721 "Ordinary radioactive vats on map usually are unhealthy.",
15722 "Non-radioactive vats likely are good.",
15723 "Objects falling into acid pit may corrode.",
15724 "Give no message. Would be annoying when dropping multiple items and the effect is obvious upon inspection.",
15725 "FIXME: Right now there is no way to pass hero's creature pointer here so it is assumed hero is doing the dropping.",
15726 "The radiation processor overloads and explodes!",
15727 "The sludge boils upon contact with your poison resistor!",
15728 "The sludge squirms frantically.",
15729 "The sludge gurgles!",
15730 "The sludge gurgles, and becomes a bomb that explodes in your face!",
15732 "You sense a psychic disturbance.",
15733 "The sludge looks dangerous.",
15734 "Whoa! Trippy swirls!",
15735 "The sludge grows purple moss.",
15736 "The sludge grows purple moss. (Eek, better don't touch it or you might get infected with who knows what.)",
15737 "Bye bye Willy, be free.",
15738 "It is always fun if a function takes an object pointer but fails to check whether said pointer actually is pointing to a real object.",
15739 "If no level or no connected stairs cancel.",
15740 "Return code can be ignored. If no adjacent square is free just put the stuff directly on the stairs. The displace is meant to avoid obscuring important base feature.",
15741 "Object is no longer on this level.",
15742 "Your gray dragon scale mail is no longer on this level. It got teleported to the deepest level of the Illusory Castle.",
15743 "Usually you need to pour some nasty stuff in to achieve this.",
15744 "Set up chances for drinking outcome.",
15745 "Fill the rest with random effects.",
15746 "One in three chance to dry up afterwards.",
15748 "See what it does.",
15749 "Ick! That had a toxic taste!",
15750 "You feel invigorated!",
15751 "Mmmm... bouncy bubbly beverage!",
15752 "Here message given slightly differs.",
15753 "You feel the alien embryo inside you die.",
15754 "Mmmm... hot fun!",
15755 "Mmmm... hot fun! (You're making me envious, I want to be kicked and stomped by Victoria's high-heeled leather boots too!)",
15756 "Oops! You fall in! You are covered in slime!",
15757 "You climb out of the vat.",
15758 "You climb out of the vat, but your legs were corroded and are no longer attached to your body.",
15759 "You are jolted by an electric shock!",
15760 "You are killed by an improperly grounded sludge vat.",
15761 "This stuff is filthy! (-1 max HP)",
15762 "The vat flickers and disappears!",
15763 "The vat seems to be gone.",
15764 "Transfer all vat properties.",
15765 "Suddenly a vat materializes out of nowhere and falls down!",
15766 "You hear something big closing on you from above ...",
15767 "See if the vat falls on someone.",
15768 "SCHIAEAU! You were standing in a lift well, and the lift crashed into you from above. You die...",
15769 "The mind of the cockatrice emanates pure terror for an instant.",
15770 "Contact with terrified mind.",
15771 "Then thoughts of the mind flayer abruptly vanish.",
15772 "Then thoughts of the mind flayer abruptly vanish, because it just sucked your brain.",
15773 "Somehow the telepathic actor blames you for this.",
15774 "It lands right on it!",
15775 "The mind of someone who can hear thoughts emanates fear for a moment.",
15776 "Does the vat belong to a clerkbot?",
15777 "Harmless furniture rearrange.",
15778 "Vat landed outside shop.",
15779 "The acid flickers and disappears!",
15780 "The acid seems to be gone.",
15781 "Suddenly an acid waterfall pours out of nowhere!",
15782 "Suddenly an acid waterfall pours out of nowhere and washes over you! Your entire inventory corrodes!",
15783 "You hear rushing water! Or some other liquid ...",
15784 "See if the acid pours down on someone.",
15785 "The mind of the helpless victim emanates great pain for an instant.",
15786 "Contact with mind in especially painful agony.",
15787 "Pour down on items.",
15788 "The acid may land in another pit.",
15789 "The acid flickers for a moment.",
15790 "In this diagram, A should be able to see D, but not B (behind obstacle X) - but what about C?",
15791 "obstacles fill their entire square.",
15792 "vision is calculated from the center of the observer's square",
15793 "an object is visible iff any part of a sub square (0.2,0.2; 0.8,0.8) can be intersected by a ray cast from the observer",
15794 "In this diagram, B is hiding in an alcove, in a position where A might be able to see B and not vice-versa. Can we implement some sort of peeking system?",
15795 "Well, I went with a beam-casting algorithm posted by Isaac Kuo on rec.games.roguelike.development - my implementation's got some bugs in the corner cases, but it'll do for now.",
15796 "slope in v coordinate",
15797 "width of beam along v axis",
15798 "**** computing vis ****",
15799 "orthogonal first",
15800 "america first everything else second",
15801 "now each quadrant",
15802 "we only check in between squares, not start and end",
15803 "Your experience tells you this is a full turn.",
15804 "You sick bastard! I am not going to do it!",
15805 "Energy cells needed.",
15806 "You charge the plasma caster.",
15807 "You appear to have no canisters of liquid nitrogen.",
15808 "Only bullet weapons may burst right now.",
15809 "Control shoulder cannon.",
15810 "No OS, no shooting.",
15813 "Consider only the plasma caster from now on.",
15814 "After adding any energy type here remember to add respective res_type field to resistances table in Items.txt and Monsters.txt.",
15815 "What it says on the tin. Use judiciously.",
15816 "Armor taken in normal way.",
15817 "Pure force of explosion.",
15818 "Armor is only half effective.",
15819 "Armor is only half effective. (That's an accurate description of the dim status effect.)",
15820 "Plasma weapons. High destructive potential.",
15821 "Special energies not harming hit points.",
15822 "Decreases item statuses down to buggy.",
15823 "Mental blasts, drinking beer.",
15824 "Mental blasts, drinking beer. The former is caused by the latter.",
15826 "Hypnotic gaze, narcolepsy.",
15827 "No movement at all!",
15828 "Suppresses regeneration.",
15829 "For quantifying special effects; does no direct harm.",
15830 "Stun grenades, powerful blows.",
15831 "Teleport equivalent.",
15832 "You get sore butt by getting hit with this.",
15833 "Partial immobilization.",
15834 "Temporary lowering.",
15835 "Damage recoverable with restoration.",
15836 "AC is 10 + bonus from agility",
15837 "primarily used for descriptive purposes",
15838 "e.g. attaching a restraining bolt",
15839 "energy bolt, e.g. pea shooter, blaster bolt",
15841 "creeping credits :-)",
15842 "Freezes creatures low on hit points.",
15843 "Attack calls 'die (kSuicide)' shortly after.",
15844 "Mi-go specialty, also used by docbot.",
15845 "Facehugger obviously.",
15846 "Common for bullet based guns.",
15847 "Changes damage amount to 50%% of target's HP.",
15848 "football, improvised thrown weapon",
15849 "Some bots can spill oil to blind.",
15850 "Pea shooter. Like kGun but different animation.",
15852 "Gom Jabbar needle",
15853 "Rear claws of catbot. Xel'Naga use it too.",
15854 "Chainsaw and one of docbot's melee attacks.",
15855 "Burning in melee for NNTP daemon.",
15856 "Speargun's spearhead darts.",
15857 "Spilling a liquid on something or someone.",
15858 "Slicing message for swords.",
15859 "Reel things close to attack source.",
15860 "Psi vomit mutant power.",
15861 "Web mutant power, net launcher pistol.",
15862 "a spreading area-effect attack",
15863 "a straight line area-effect attack",
15864 "as above but with random 1-6 bonus to range",
15865 "a disc that doesn't penetrate walls",
15866 "kBurst centered at target hit by kSingle",
15867 "blast radius in squares",
15868 "in squares for beams (+d6 will be added), o/w in feet",
15869 "difficulty of hitting with this attack",
15870 "AP spent recovering after attack",
15871 "percentage chance of causing this damage",
15872 "drawn over dark squares",
15873 "actively taking turns",
15874 "don't process, on another level",
15875 "don't process, will be cleaned up soon",
15876 "from temporary speed boost item",
15877 "Do not give experience upon death.",
15878 "The Voice said not to read the Nam-Shub.",
15879 "The Voice said no mutant power usage.",
15880 "The Voice said not to show belligerence.",
15881 "The Voice said to lower prices.",
15882 "but not necessarily frightened - for mons",
15883 "What are kSlain and kKilled for?",
15884 "kSlain means whacked, cut or shot to death. Aliens dying that way splash acid everywhere. Smart bombs, smart missiles and other explosive bots go boom.",
15885 "kKilled means death comes through some non-violent way. Aliens do not splash acid, smart bombs leave proximity mine item.",
15886 "Took disintegration damage.",
15887 "Took disintegration damage. Lost the shield of reflection.",
15888 "Miscellaneous stupid stuff, use killer text.",
15889 "Use killer text, do not print 'You die'.",
15890 "wander around looking for a fight",
15891 "stay put, if Hero approaches, fight and pursue",
15892 "stay put, attack any adjacent creature",
15893 "same as sitstill, but pursue if hero finds us",
15894 "respond to new threat",
15895 "ready for next tactic",
15896 "move to a location",
15897 "Z: -1, 0, 1 for in pit, on ground, flying",
15898 "hide score (negative iff Hero has spotted, but monster doesn't know)",
15899 "all weights are in grams",
15900 "Following three variables store effect of equipment or mutant powers on psionic actions, hit chance and damage respectively.",
15901 "Progress of chestburster pregnancy.",
15902 "Total weight of carried stuff.",
15903 "Total weight of carried stuff. Always too high, sometimes even in SLASH'EM Extended despite the higher carry cap.",
15904 "how badly stuck in pit",
15905 "air left in lungs",
15906 "sticky webs impeding movement",
15907 "getting immobilized with duct tape",
15908 "direction of current movement",
15909 "Monster decision code.",
15910 "True if took damage at least once or saw the hero.",
15911 "set if monster is threatened by enemy other than hero (right now only used for pets)",
15912 "State for special behaviors.",
15913 "coordinates of the 'home spot' in front of the shop door",
15914 "amount owed for destroyed items",
15915 "coordinates of guarded rectangle",
15916 "Coordinates of current room.",
15917 "must be the first ptr field (see save ())",
15918 "Set when mState is set to kDead.",
15919 "Taking damage and dying.",
15920 "Heretics = humans using psychic powers not for the Imperium.",
15921 "Operations on creature that affect only internals.",
15922 "Miscellaneous or uncategorized.",
15923 "Interaction with environment and space base features.",
15924 "Shopping, trade or other commercial endeavors.",
15925 "Senses and perception.",
15926 "Decision code and actions.",
15927 "Disposition and tameness.",
15928 "Combat functions; see Fight.cpp",
15929 "Initialization crap:",
15930 "Receiving messages. Condition to print str:",
15931 "Is not hero and hero sees it.",
15932 "Called by upkeep.",
15933 "Flags for evaluating nearby surroundings by monsters.",
15934 "Helpers for monster decision code.",
15935 "The two functions below return kAttDummy on no attack was chosen or available. On success attack identifier is returned.",
15936 "Actions for monster decision code.",
15937 "Strategies: Chooser.",
15938 "Draws everything specified unquestionably.",
15939 "Draws everything specified. What is not given is pulled from hero's memory of square contents.",
15940 "There should totally be mojibake traps that change glyphs randomly so you never know what anything is.",
15941 "Diagnostic message output to window under log.",
15942 "Window absolute position on screen.",
15943 "Cursor coordinates.",
15944 "The game window does not like being resized mid-play. If you want to change the dimensions, you might have to close the game first and restart it with the desired dimensions.",
15945 "Packet storm (FTP daemon):",
15946 "Bunch of single tile effects.",
15947 "Daemons' special attacks.",
15948 "These are map markers.",
15949 "These are map markers. They are not magical, because otherwise they would be magic markers. Hehehe. I'm very funny today.",
15950 "Generated by motion tracker.",
15951 "If your password is 'mouschen', you will be h@xx0red.",
15952 "For sense life intrinsic.",
15953 "For tremorsense mutant power.",
15954 "Beam or ray corners. They are last because console mode does not draw them, thus can skip defining them.",
15955 "Invisible beams cannot be reflected!",
15956 "Save on crash feature. May need to be turned off if PRIME crashes right after running the executable.",
15957 "The game should always try to save during a crash. Bonus points if the save feature itself causes a crash mid-saving.",
15958 "When recompiling delete: main.o",
15959 "Playing through PuTTY or from some terminals causes number pad to behave in very bad manner. Defining this prevents using NCurses keypad translation and allows using number pad in most cases.",
15960 "If you set your PuTTY settings correctly, you can play with the number pad. But you might still have to activate it via the number_pad compound option (scroll all the way down in the options menu).",
15961 "The NO_CURSES_KEYPAD define is planned to become an option from 2.3. (well, it did not make there)",
15962 "Default to I/O handled by Free Pascal libs. NCurses proved to be unreliable on newest Mac OS X for unknwon reason.",
15963 "Default to I/O handled by Free Pascal libs. NCurses proved to be unreliable on newest Mac OS X for unknwon reason. The spell checker proved to be unreliable too for the same unknWOn reason.",
15964 "What do you think of a porn engine that keeps track of tit size and 'number of dog dicks'? Would you be part of a group of volunteers who appear to contribute content?",
15965 "exitPRIME(const code) declared in Global.h",
15966 "Sorry, the internal state of the game is inconsistent and SLASH'EM Extended needs to close. Please bitch at Amy on the IRC channel #em.slashem.me on Libera",
15967 "Information on keybindings.",
15968 "Information on keybindings. Those cannot be changed in-game, but if you know what you're doing you can change them in the options file.",
15969 "Drawing and effects.",
15970 "Yes or no prompt.",
15971 "Yes or no prompt; default to no.",
15972 "Yes or no prompt; default to no. (Especially funny for the 'Stop eating?' prompt.)",
15973 "Diagnostic message output to log file and diag window if present.",
15974 "Lines that can be printed until 'more' appears.",
15975 "Lines that can be printed until 'more' appears. (Can anyone seriously play with the curses interface? Messages just fly by way too quickly, so you'll miss important ones!)",
15976 "Functions that isolate whatever screen and keyboard handling each inheriting class employs.",
15977 "The curses interface is simply bad, no one should use it because here in the land of SLEX, skipping past messages can be a death sentence!",
15978 "Implemented internal helper functions.",
15979 "Computing ASCII symbol and color pair is useful for both NCurses and NotEye modes.",
15980 "Text mode logo is useful for NCurses UI and Crt UI.",
15981 "Variables needed for the stuff generic interface implements.",
15982 "Value used for determining player's choice to show full inventory instead of a subset. Examples: wielding items, throwing items.",
15983 "Immunity to mental assaults.",
15984 "Invisible next to obstacles.",
15985 "Like night vision but for aliens.",
15986 "Hidden by cloaking field.",
15987 "One-turn escape from pits.",
15988 "Periodical falling asleep.",
15989 "Periodical falling asleep. (Sleep-bundle-wing!)",
15990 "The bunch flyler is waggling like crazy.",
15991 "Attacking it may terrify.",
15992 "Protected by a shield generator.",
15993 "Number of active Geiger counters.",
15994 "Some beams are reflected away.",
15995 "Some beams are reflected away. But you can be safe in assuming that if the beam is a disintegration beam, the random chance of it bypassing reflection will trigger immediately and then your shield of reflection is gone.",
15996 "Sightless short range detection.",
15997 "Xel'Naga and aliens' racial ability",
15998 "Sense other minds.",
15999 "Sense other minds, and listen to their dirty thoughts.",
16000 "Sensing of ground vibrations.",
16001 "Chance to control transports.",
16002 "How many parameterized intrinsics there are.",
16003 "How many parameterized intrinsics there are. (Answer: Too many.)",
16004 "Impassable and occlusive terrain first:",
16005 "Turns to kFloor after light is repaired.",
16006 "If automatic, the logic will be inverted.",
16007 "Only master keycard will open this one.",
16008 "Features of door that can be felt blindly.",
16009 "is the hero unaware of this trap?",
16010 "is the hero unaware of this trap? (In the case of nasty traps, that is often the case and it is working as intended.)",
16011 "Players keep bitching about nasty traps and the fact they don't reveal themselves when triggered. Nope, it's not going to get changed.",
16012 "are the monsters unaware of this trap?",
16013 "bonus for searching, kicking doors down, incremented with each attempt",
16014 "time of last automatic door movement",
16015 "Daeauwieauw! Schieieieieaeaus.",
16016 "0 for really gross, higher is cleaner",
16017 "1 for known ingredients",
16018 "Good place for stairs.",
16019 "Disallow landing here with transportation.",
16020 "Illuminated by some light source.",
16021 "depth level (difficulty)",
16022 "Depth level and difficulty are not strictly the same. Your experience level also plays a role.",
16023 "room 0 is the non-room",
16024 "Do not hold the wait key down. Do the sensible thing and type n100. (with number pad) or 100. (without number pad) to wait until you get interrupted!",
16025 "Finds room dimensions by scanning whole level.",
16026 "Is the square (x,y) lit from the viewpoint of (vx, vy).",
16027 "count available. -1 indicates this is a header",
16028 "Up there, something's missing in the header and therefore it doesn't work!",
16029 "value of the object returned later if this choice is selected.",
16030 "TODO: This does not belong in monsterIlk. Move to Hero.",
16031 "number of hands that can wield weapons",
16032 "number of hands that can wield weapons: 4 if asura",
16033 "The NotEye UI in ZAPM/PRIME is called that because it is not an eye.",
16034 "Necklace of the Eye v7.6 roguelike frontend Copyright (C) 2010-2014 Zeno Rogue, see 'noteye.h' for details",
16035 "define SDLFLAT if SDL files do not use a subdirectory",
16036 "use the alpha channel",
16037 "Who would call something 'alpha'?",
16038 "Most actively developed NetHack variants are in perpetual 'beta' test stage, i.e. the versions on the public servers still suffer from bugs that wait to be discovered by players. So the players more or less double as beta testers. SLEX is no exception. Thank you for playing and testing :)",
16039 "no transparent color (actually, we simply hope that this color does not appear)",
16040 "In the curses interface, I markers and certain other glyphs are dark blue because the curses interface wants to screw you over.",
16041 "how many keypresses to place in the buffer for the internal process",
16042 "why a large value: with a 80x25 roguelike, 4-way movement, moving a cursor to another corner could take (80+25)*2 ~= 200 events",
16043 "The size of dungeon levels is 80x21. This is true for all levels, even if most of them have nothing but solid rock on the outer rows and columns.",
16044 "NotEye objects which can be accessed by the Lua script",
16045 "is the bounding box correct? (bcurrent should equal i->changes)",
16046 "use 'shiftdown' on the resulting image",
16047 "make Curses calls refer to Prc, and call the object at stack position 'spos' on ghch",
16048 "Buffer overrun detected! SLEX.EXE cannot safely continue execution and must be terminated, unless you volunteer to clean the dog shit off of the very soft treaded Anastasia shoes' soles.",
16049 "include this file instead of Curses if you want to integrate it with NotEye",
16050 "There are so many weird-ass special interfaces for NetHack, but IMHO nothing can beat good old ASCII TTY!",
16051 "these simply replace Curses functions",
16052 "0-hide, 1-normal, 2-big cursor (like in Curses)",
16053 "cursor size 0 to 100 (like in Windows)",
16054 "You can play in curses mode, but for best results you should use tty.",
16055 "set foreground color to 'fore' and background color to 'back', where colors are numbered 0-15, just like in DOS",
16056 "It's a shame SLEX only has 16 colors. But then again, having too many colors can result in them looking too similar to each other. See Unangband.",
16057 "in this variant, colors are given like 0xFRRGGBB, where RRGGBB is TrueColor value of the color, and F is the DOS equivalent used on console",
16058 "getchev will also report non-printable keypresses and key releases, as 0",
16059 "report the full information about the last character seen by getch or getchev, as SDL_Event",
16060 "shOperatingSystem values are stored in computer enhancement value.",
16061 "If you have the choice between a PC with no operating system and one with Windows 7, you should choose the former for better performance.",
16062 "NOTE: don't forget to update constructor AND split () method when adding new fields to this class! Oh yeah and saveObject() and loadObject() too!",
16063 "Creature with obj in inventory (use kUnpaid for obj owned by shopkeeper).",
16064 "Prints 'j - debugged +2 sniper rifle'.",
16065 "any object can be used as a weapon, so we supply these routines:",
16066 "You have to answer the following question correctly: What's the color of the giant red ant?",
16067 "Various types of objects in the game. ObjectType is the most general classification of an object, ObjectIlk is a more specific subclassification.",
16068 "If you ragequit because of the captcha trap, it's your own damn fault. Just solve the motherfucking captchas and continue playing the game instead of throwing a promising character away!",
16069 "Use 'the' instead of a/an indefinite article.",
16070 "Use 'the' instead of a/an indefinite article. 'The Amy' sounds much more badass than 'an Amy'.",
16071 "NOTE: If you want to add something that emits radiation only under certain conditions do it through shObject::isRadioactive and shObject::isRadioactiveKnown instead. The flag is for objects that irradiate surroundings no matter what.",
16072 "always pretend license ended and then destruct",
16073 "assume the pointer is invalid",
16074 "assume the pointer is invalid, or don't and get a segfault",
16075 "delete computer and floppy disk",
16076 "parent ilk, useful for isA () e.g. bullet is parent of silver bullet",
16077 "Description data for item. real - precise name and correct object type appearance - ignorant description vague - blind description",
16078 "name given by user, e.g.: 'tastes like crap'",
16079 "for items that continuously use energy (e.g. geiger counters, flashlights), ticks per cell consumed for items that use energy in bursts (e.g. weapons), cells consumed per use",
16080 "in ft, 0 indicates melee weapon",
16081 "no of rounds of ammo /energy cells consumed per burst",
16082 "bump with this wielded",
16083 "zap it like ray gun",
16084 "professions are basically character classes. I didn't want to use the term class and cause confusion with C++ classes... -CADV",
16085 "Roguelike games can never seem to decide whether the player character has a 'role', 'class', 'profession' or something else, even though those are all the same thing.",
16086 "PRIME adds here the Ninja and the Astronaut, the former being idea of Robot at the www.zapm.org board.",
16087 "only set for mCode == kMutantPower",
16088 "number of ranks earned per 4 levels",
16089 "Reflex Save = level * mRSB / 4",
16090 "Space reserved for six descriptions to have one more name to shuffle.",
16091 "Clear structure. Allocate if needed.",
16092 "Remember creature 'c' teleporting from (src_x,src_y) to (dst_x,dst_y).",
16093 "Those two routines work in tandem. Call 'first' to get the freshest transport trace on a level. Then call 'next' with the argument repeatedly to iterate through list of all traces until 'next' returns NULL. Note that 'first' may return NULL too.",
16094 "For a given pair of coordinates it finds a spot in a 'stripe' described by minimum and maximum distance from point of origin. Variables 'x' and 'y' indicate start point and are used to return result.",
16095 "Parameter 'pred' accepts a function for filtering possible coordinates.",
16096 "XX XX X - potentially valid result",
16097 "XXXXXXXXX o - point at (x,y)",
16099 "xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo",
16100 "TODO: Implement this and replace shCreature::transport with trn::random.",
16101 "Tries to place affected creature withing <min_range, max_range> squares from its original position on map. May be controlled in which case range limitations do not apply.",
16102 "Asks for destination square if creature is hero. When imprecise, chosen coordinates will be randomly shifted by small amount.",
16103 "Always controlled, disregards usual rules.",
16104 "Recreates default WarpMonitor instance.",
16105 "Cursed scrolls of teleport will always fail when you really need them to work.",
16106 "Level teleporters will cause you to shudder if you try to use them to get away from a pack of monsters, because the RNG hates you.",
16107 "apparently, don't believe PATH_MAX",
16108 "rolls n dice with x faces on them",
16109 "Expander for things like 'mHelmet and mHelmet->isSealedArmor ()'.",
16110 "Yeah, I shoulda used the STL vector... Eit! -- CADV",
16111 "T must be a pointer type",
16112 "Guess what, I finally finished implementing all the ZAPM/PRIME messages!",
16113 "Be glad, for the Amy is now ready to add another bunch of random silly messages of silliness to the game!",
16114 "slex is (in)famous for its extremely annoying interface screw traps and many other stupid things that the dev added because either that's his fetish (shit traps, fart traps, lesbian foot fetish monsters etc) not to mention the game is absolutely horribly coded compared to all the other variants because he's a shitty coder and he's been doing almost all the work by himself (until some faggot passed by and decided to help her out of pity) and it will segfault mid-game most of the time (or it won't because of the code because THAT will be a trap-effect).",
16115 "Ponyposter/Vampireconvict/whatever other nickname he comes up with these days seems to be unable to decide what gender he perceives Amy as. In fact, he switches between 'he' and 'she' mid-sentence. Can't he just accept the fact that I'm a lesbian woman?",
16116 "If something in SLEX doesn't try to kill you, please file a bug report.",
16117 "If you manage to ascend this game, please file a bug report because it clearly means the game is too easy.",
16118 "If it's possible for a sufficiently skilled player to reach a point where they can be pretty sure they'll win most of the time, we have to fix that by making a bunch of random game-ending things that can happen to them unpredictably and entirely without warning, so that they never know whether they can win or not, no matter how good at the game they are.",
16119 "Amy is actually an anthropomorphised high heeled shoe.",
16120 "What is slex? some sort of sex-modded nethack?",
16121 "An angry demon climbs out of the fountain...",
16122 "You're unable to chant any magical formula!",
16123 "ALERT: Significant disruption in Zone 2L, assault force dispatched.",
16124 "ALERT: Rogue bot located, Programmers report to Factory Zone 2V.",
16125 "ALERT: Hostiles spotted, dispatching reinforcements to Terminal F006.",
16126 "ALERT: Alarm triggered, dispatching investigation squad.",
16127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharharharhar HARR-HARR, you have to give me all your money because Sabia from the refugee camp will marry Rachmed next week and she needs a headcloth for the wedding ceremony! You certainly don't want her to have too little money to afford it!'",
16128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'I'm collecting money for Rashida, she got syphilis from having intercourse with her man and now she needs 1000 zorkmids per month for treatment or she'll die. You certainly have a huge heart for Syrian refugees, I'm sure you'll readily donate your money.'",
16129 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Come here, you slut with syphilis, I still have a lot of ammo to fire at you!'",
16130 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dr. Delilah'. It reads: 'It seems you're still molesting little girls. Therefore I decided to increase your penalty for repeated offenses. From now on, the mothers of the girls you molested will be allowed to perforate your nuts by using their stiletto heels, and I instructed them to show no mercy.'",
16131 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'I always knew you were crazy.'",
16132 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alexia'. It reads: 'You should really stop staring at my sister whenever you see her. You're behaving like a filthy stalker.'",
16133 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lou'. It reads: 'Why do you want to know who's the spokesman in my course? That's none of your business, because you're not a spokesman yourself!'",
16134 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Yo, are you causing trouble again? Are you going to have another appointment with Mr. Marihuana soon?'",
16135 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'I got a message for you from Arabella saying that you're her slave. You may not leave the room unless she gives you the permission, and I will make sure that you don't break her rules. In the case of an emergency you may use the phone.'",
16136 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'There's a bunch of *cops* waiting for you outside.'",
16137 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alice'. It reads: 'Now you stay here or I'll tell Mr. Marihuana about your bad behavior.'",
16138 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alice'. It reads: 'I don't care about Lewis Carroll's wonderland stories at all. You apologize for your evil deeds or I'll smash your fingers.'",
16139 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Queen of Farts'. It reads: 'Off with your head! No, wait, you need your nose to inhale the gas I'll blow into your face with my butt.'",
16140 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar harhar-har! Harr harr!'",
16141 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar harharhar-har! Har har har, harharharhar harharharhar!'",
16142 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'The twins Gelmer and Kelana from South Africa need more money since the union embargo committee put the kebab tree plantations out of service! Do you want to make a donation? For only 100 zorkmids you can ensure that the poor hungry girls will turn into satiated girls for a full week!'",
16143 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'The twins Gelmer and Kelana from South Africa need more money and really have such names that sound like they were make up! They're not an anagram of 'Angela Merkel' at all!'",
16144 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'You want to be kicked in the shins by my hugging boots? I'd advise you to ask Sophia instead, she's much better at kicking than I.'",
16145 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'I can kick very powerfully with my hugging boots. Even if you're wearing thick trousers, a single kick will feel like you got hit by a truck.'",
16146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Chaska'. It reads: 'You want to know what my problem with you is? The problem is that you're talking to me! Go away and leave me alone!'",
16147 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Dans la prochaine heure, nous ecrivons un examen. Pour Urbaldi, la regle est qu'il ne peut rester dans le parcours que s'il n'est pas le pire du parcours.'",
16148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous devez parler la langue d'instruction! Si vous ne pouvez pas faire cela, vous devez l'apprendre! Tres urgent!'",
16149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antonia'. It reads: 'Le personnage principal deplore son destin et le fait qu'elle doit faire face a des circonstances defavorables.'",
16150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'Dans le chapitre precedent, le soleil brillait encore et maintenant l'ombre descend... err... I don't remember the remainder, may I read it again?'",
16151 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'L'allemand n'est pas parle ici! Je m'attends a ce que les participants a mon cours parlent couramment le francais!'",
16152 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous devez encore travailler sur la prononciation, mais vous faites des progres!'",
16153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'May-Britt'. It reads: 'I'll tell my big brother that you groped my butt!'",
16154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'May-Britt'. It reads: 'You molested me! I'll join the #MeToo movement and tell the world what a filthy pervert you are.'",
16155 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'May-Britt'. It reads: 'My brother will finish you off!'",
16156 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'May-Britt'. It reads: 'Yes, I'm the type of ice block's little sister. Little ice block with the white skirt, when will you come crashing down?'",
16157 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'May-Britt'. It reads: 'I'm a cute little nymphet who believes everything her big brother says, because he's eight years older.'",
16158 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You look like a menis - half human, half penis!'",
16159 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'What do you want here?'",
16160 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'This dungeon level is my property! Get off my lawn immediately!'",
16161 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Last warning, get off this dungeon level or you'll have a problem!'",
16162 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'I warned you. Now I'll come and lambast you.'",
16163 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Can you even play this game? If you ain't got no skill then fuck off.'",
16164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'I'll really hire some yobbish youths to beat you up now!'",
16165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'I got connections. Give up or I'll set a contract killer on you.'",
16166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You mean spammer, you'll pay!'",
16167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'I know exactly what you have done and now I'll have my revenge!'",
16168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Are you afraid of what's going to happen to you?'",
16169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You lamer! You ain't got no playing skill, so fuck off already!'",
16170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'That was your last chance. You'll die now.'",
16171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Die, you mean spammer!'",
16172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'So, now we'll banish you and your weird girls from this game.'",
16173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You will never pose any threat because you're just a little noob.'",
16174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'We came, saw and fraged!'",
16175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: '1 2 1337!'",
16176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You real-life fag.'",
16177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'U R TEH SUXZOR!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone'",
16178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You're not opening your mouth anymore, understood? Keep away from me and my pals!'",
16179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You're a noob because you don't know the stats of your weapon.'",
16180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Are you playing for the first time? You're godawfully bad! Leave the game, my pals and I want to play too and you're wasting the server bandwidth!'",
16181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You're playing so badly. I'll die of laughter.'",
16182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Zoomzoombang!'",
16183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'No one can react as quickly as I do.'",
16184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Shitty spammers, everywhere.'",
16185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Ey I know exactly that you're the dirty spammer bastard.'",
16186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'If you mess with me, you're making a huge mistake!'",
16187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Lamers and noobs shall quit playing!'",
16188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Listen, you noob! Get the fuck outta here!'",
16189 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'You frag thief!'",
16190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Ey you spammer son-of-a-bitch, if I get you into my fingers...'",
16191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'My friends will rip off your balls!'",
16192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'That doesn't apply, no one can defeat me!'",
16193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'You shitty eco cunt! Get out of here immediately!'",
16194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Now you can which experience, you lawn gnome.'",
16195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Now you can which expierience!!!'",
16196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'You have 5 seconds to give up and end your game, otherwise the POEZ will shoot you.'",
16197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Get out of here you eco! Leave this dungeon level right now or you'll be shot!'",
16198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'maaaaaaaaaan'",
16199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'ey, with me nothing's working at all right now'",
16200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'After the break I will furniture you!'",
16201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'After the hour impact I you together.'",
16202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'You're quite the sissy. Protecting animals! Bah!'",
16203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'ass'",
16204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'I'll shit into your face eventually!'",
16205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Shitty lawn gnome! Stand still so I can finish you!'",
16206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Maeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaen!'",
16207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooos?'",
16208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'the game is running very slowly all of a sudden!'",
16209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'err, do you not have a faster computer? The game is running agonizingly slowly!'",
16210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'you damn eco, why don't you just surrender? your character is going to die eventually anyway!'",
16211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Down with them!!!'",
16212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Hahaha, you milk boy!'",
16213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'All dead.'",
16214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'All dead. All dead. All dead. All dead. All dead. All dead. All dead. (I'll keep repeating this in an infinite loop without ever specifying what 'all' means - all potatoes, all trouser buttons or what?)'",
16215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'The POEZ is invincible!'",
16216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Get out of here you eco cunt!'",
16217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Ecos out!'",
16218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Fuck your stupid plants and animals! I'll create a world made of steel and concrete!'",
16219 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Boeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe! Haehaehaehaehaeeeeeeeeeee!'",
16220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Don't play so badly all the time!'",
16221 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Why do you call me the master of NetHack? I'm playing for the first time!'",
16222 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eightnineten, hehehe! I won and you lost!'",
16223 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'The environment needs to be destroyed!'",
16224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Everything green must go!'",
16225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'In my world, all people look the same. And like me, they all hate nature!'",
16226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Boring! Don't you want to play another game instead?'",
16227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Boring! Don't you want to play another game instead? FIQhack for example?'",
16228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Boring! Don't you want to play another game instead? How about a game of Nethack Fourk?'",
16229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Boring! Don't you want to play another game instead? I see a Sporkhack shortcut on your desktop...'",
16230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'robin hood'",
16231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'bigdaddy'",
16232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'big grandpa'",
16233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'My suicide typepepes will show you who's boss!'",
16234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Oh no!!!'",
16235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Ou - nou!'",
16236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'There one has to fire a function!'",
16237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'What, you Birkenstock-sandals-wearing eco cunt got an ascension kit??? This is impossible. Someone like you cannot win this game.'",
16238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'That was the last straw! All the POEZ people are allowed to go berserk if they find you old eco!'",
16239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Boah, do you have a shitty world miracle!'",
16240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Oar shit!'",
16241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'I'd be glad if someone would have written interesting lines for me to say.'",
16242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'God, I've got to cry harder.'",
16243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'So, now all of you will DIE!'",
16244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'You're coming along here again?'",
16245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Are you trying it again?'",
16246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'You don't have an ithaca shotgun, and thus you don't have a chance.'",
16247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Do you want to get shot yet again?'",
16248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Back for more, eh?'",
16249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Ey you monkey, you're always on the same stupid dungeon level!'",
16250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Now go to a different dungeon level for once, you monkey!'",
16251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'You're not getting tired of trying, it seems!'",
16252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'My tanks will crush you!'",
16253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Ey, why do you see all that before I do?'",
16254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Aaaaaaaah, I'm hit!'",
16255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Shiiiiiit, I'm hit!'",
16256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'It seems the bots got better.'",
16257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Already again?'",
16258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Oh shit! My plan's not working!'",
16259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Man, the bots really got much better!'",
16260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'I think it's boring to watch you play! You're way too good at the game!'",
16261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Oeh, the game is so boring.'",
16262 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'How many more times?'",
16263 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Why do you have to hang around on such a boring dungeon branch?'",
16264 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'You're not immortal either!'",
16265 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Don't use the worst weapons in the game all the time.'",
16266 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'If I were you I'd use a shotgun, but if you don't wanna listen...'",
16267 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Your would-be 'new master strategy' is shit!'",
16268 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Ha ha ha, your defenses are ridiculous!'",
16269 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'You ain't got no chance, surrender or die.'",
16270 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'If you keep playing like that, it'll take quite a while until you get good at the game.'",
16271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'I'm not camping at all, I just modify my strategy.'",
16272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'The bots always get lost! They might be better at combat now, but their pathfinding is worse than ever!'",
16273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'I want the old bots back!'",
16274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Now I'll do a suicide attack.'",
16275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'That's it! No frags for you.'",
16276 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'ECO ALARM! Attack! You're going down!'",
16277 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'The POEZ just put a death verdict on you. Execution will happen in 5 seconds.'",
16278 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'The POEZ boss just issued the decree that all ecos in this dungeon are to be executed immediately.'",
16279 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Die, you eco cunt.'",
16280 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'The POEZ will get you dead or alive, but we will get you!'",
16281 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Your choice: surrender to the POEZ or get shot.'",
16282 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I'm the POEZ president! And I decided that your life will end now!'",
16283 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Stop trying to protect nature. My concrete trucks will bulldoze everything!'",
16284 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Ah, so you're such a prime eco who would challenge the POEZ! We'll flatten you!'",
16285 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Muck chap of an eco!'",
16286 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'We have to end the eco plague permanently!'",
16287 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'These ecos shall be put in the labor camp!'",
16288 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Eeeeeeey! It empires me however so slowly!'",
16289 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'ey, this game is shitty if you can't cheat!'",
16290 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Make-fi-nally! ey, I clicked long ago and it still doesn't react...'",
16291 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Last warning for you eco cunt! Give up or you'll be put in front of the firing squad.'",
16292 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'You shall be put in front of the firing squad!'",
16293 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'BANG! BANG! BANG!'",
16294 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Do you give peace at last now?'",
16295 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I'm the POEZ president for good reason!'",
16296 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'The POEZ is about to achieve world domination!'",
16297 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I'll bulldoze everything, starting with your country. No plant will ever grow again!'",
16298 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'The POEZ is invincible! Why don't you get that? oh wait, you're an eco, you probably don't have a brain and therefore cannot understand shit...'",
16299 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Stop fighting the POEZ! You won't win anyway because ecos like you are born failures!'",
16300 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'OEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOE! I entered 'i r winner' and you lost!'",
16301 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'You failure, cheating is fair! If you're too slow to enter the cheats and I therefore enter them faster than you, you deserve to lose the game!'",
16302 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'You don't have a chance against my big daddy. He's a chemist and invented a new type of superpoisonous gas!'",
16303 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Eco cunts must die!'",
16304 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'You're knocked out! You lose the game and will have to creep from the battlefield in dishonor while the POEZ is celebrating their triumphal procession!'",
16305 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'We have to eradicate the environment!'",
16306 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Plants and animals will soon cease to exist!'",
16307 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'All POEZ people are united in their opinion that greenery needs to be annihilated!'",
16308 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Yeeeeeeeah! With Impulse 101 I automatically get all the guns! Redeemredeem!'",
16309 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Cheating is super cool! Of course it's very fair to use cheats, which is why I'm doing it!'",
16310 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'The game is shit, I can't win even when I'm using cheats!'",
16311 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I put a price on your head. The person who shoots you will receive 1000 zorkmids.'",
16312 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'My high heels will bash you until you're knocked out.'",
16313 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You can't hold out forever.'",
16314 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Now I'll whack your head with my high heels until you are defeated.'",
16315 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I'm coming! Are you ready to fight me?'",
16316 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Be ready, because I won't wait until I'm no longer ready myself!'",
16317 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You're better than I thought!'",
16318 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Now I will return the favor.'",
16319 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You can fight, but you're not good enough!'",
16320 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You're putting quite the effort into it!'",
16321 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'The better you play now, the more pleased I'll be when you get the inevitable game over screen.'",
16322 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'actually I want to abuse you with my high heels...'",
16323 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I forgot to drink enough coffee today, that's why I can't concentrate.'",
16324 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You will be defeated by a tufted girl!'",
16325 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'My best recommendations to the abyss.'",
16326 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Have fun. My high heels send their regards.'",
16327 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You cannot fight at all!'",
16328 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Are you playing badly because I'm a girl, or are you really incapable of fighting?'",
16329 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You cannot fight, so you don't even need to waste your time trying.'",
16330 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You won't get far that way.'",
16331 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You expected me to tell you my secrets? Hahahahahahaha!'",
16332 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You apparently think you're a grandmaster or something.'",
16333 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I'm wondering whether you know which gimmick I invented?'",
16334 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I use my hiding place.'",
16335 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I wanna fight!'",
16336 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I'm more ready than ever!'",
16337 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Apparently I had bad luck!'",
16338 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I got friends with the police.'",
16339 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Next time I'll be better prepared.'",
16340 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'err, is that there in front one?'",
16341 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'can I attack you now?'",
16342 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'what will happen if I fire my gun at you?'",
16343 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'errrrr, I don't know, but I think I see one...'",
16344 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'errm, no idea! There is something, but I don't know what it is!'",
16345 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Maybe the cops will come if I shoot?'",
16346 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'errrrrr, it's badly dangerous around here!'",
16347 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do the cops not bust people like you?'",
16348 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'you don't have a weapons license at all!'",
16349 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'That goes but not!!!'",
16350 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'i have seen nothing'",
16351 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'i have no idea what just happened'",
16352 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'hopefully no cop comes along now...'",
16353 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'i feel unprotected, so I'll go to a hiding place'",
16354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I here at all?'",
16355 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why didn't I stay at home?'",
16356 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I die when I get shot?'",
16357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why can't I answer my own questions?'",
16358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I keep asking rhetorical questions?'",
16359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why are there so many armed types around here?'",
16360 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I not know what I'm supposed to do here?'",
16361 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why can't I remember anything?'",
16362 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why did I forget that I'm suffering from amnesia?'",
16363 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does it hurt if I jump out the window of the second floor?'",
16364 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I have a gun in my hand?'",
16365 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I carrying along a pair of slippers?'",
16366 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why don't I simply shut up for once?'",
16367 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I annoy everyone who's reading these lines?'",
16368 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I in a team?'",
16369 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does my gun only have 6 rounds of ammo?'",
16370 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I feel that 6 rounds of ammo are not enough?'",
16371 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do others find my lines annoying?'",
16372 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does it feel so far if nobody's near?'",
16373 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does it feel so empty if one talks to me?'",
16374 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does it feel so empty if one is with me?'",
16375 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I so weird and talk so much nonsense?'",
16376 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why can't I say a smart line for once?'",
16377 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I never tell my position to anyone?'",
16378 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I not know my position at all?'",
16379 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I keep making up new stupid lines?'",
16380 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does my head never seem to get any rest?'",
16381 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does my head hurt if I try to think hard about something?'",
16382 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does everyone think I'm crazy?'",
16383 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I cite lines from the Juli whining song?'",
16384 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why don't I cite lines from Rihanna or Snow Patrol?'",
16385 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I talk about something that's not relevant at all?'",
16386 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I looking at a window all the time?'",
16387 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I running around at a gas station all the time?'",
16388 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does the frags placeholder always say 0 frags?'",
16389 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I only have 100 health remaining?'",
16390 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I bleed if someone shoots me?'",
16391 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'o no, I'm dying...'",
16392 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'goodbye, cruel world...'",
16393 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'after me the flood'",
16394 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'I wouldn't mind if the world ends now.'",
16395 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'errrrrr, I think I'm getting a cardiac infarct right now'",
16396 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does the wand balance patch in Rodney's Tower suck so badly?'",
16397 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why can monsters in Rodney's Tower read scrolls of genocide?'",
16398 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does K-Measurer try to streamline the game and reduce variety?'",
16399 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does K-Measurer nonsensically remove some monsters and change the letters of some others?'",
16400 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is Burphack more evil than SLEX?'",
16401 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is Grunthack called the evil variant?'",
16402 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is Kneelhack such an unplayable mess?'",
16403 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is Kneelhack so bad even though it has so many good ideas?'",
16404 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why did Chris make an elder priest for dnethack?'",
16405 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does terrahack's Gehennom feel as boring as vanilla's?'",
16406 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does terrahack insist on throwing endless boring chaff monsters at you in the late game?'",
16407 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does 3d water exist on some terrahack lairs?'",
16408 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is slex the best nethack variant available?'",
16409 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I watching you play slex?'",
16410 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does Amy come up with stupid lines for me to say?'",
16411 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I have to constantly go to the toilet?'",
16412 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is the world such a cruel place?'",
16413 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is increasing your sanity a bad thing?'",
16414 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why did the yerles conbat planes get renamed to a shitty different spelling?'",
16415 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why are nasty traps working as intended?'",
16416 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do people tell Amy to kill herself when they trigger a nasty trap in slex?'",
16417 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is software piracy considered a crime?'",
16418 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I get punished for tax evasion?'",
16419 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why don't they legalize tax evasion?'",
16420 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why are all the politicians always making bad decisions?'",
16421 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why did Donald Trump become president?'",
16422 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why did Bush have to destabilize the Iraq with his war?'",
16423 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why does ISIS exist?'",
16424 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I called 'Aee'?'",
16425 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi suis-je si bon en francais?'",
16426 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi Annie est-elle si mechante?'",
16427 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi ai-je envie de quitter le cours?'",
16428 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi le gang Bang est-il le meilleur groupe?'",
16429 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi les voleurs essayent-ils toujours de voler les autres?'",
16430 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi suis-je si oublieux?'",
16431 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi est-il hip d'etre homosexuel?'",
16432 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi les travestis sont-ils si hyper sensibles?'",
16433 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi le feminisme est-il un cancer?'",
16434 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi ne puis-je pas decider quelles regles de capitalisation utiliser?'",
16435 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi la premiere lettre est-elle habituellement minuscule?'",
16436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi tu joues meme ce jeu?'",
16437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi les objets maudits m'empechent-ils de les enlever?'",
16438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi les jeux commerciaux sont-ils souvent des ordures injouables?'",
16439 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi Amy est-elle devenue une lesbienne?'",
16440 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi slash em etendu une telle variante infame de net hack?'",
16441 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi ai-je envie d'aller dans ma tombe?'",
16442 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is my intelligence so low?'",
16443 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'okay this is your end now'",
16444 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'now you will feel the true power'",
16445 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'run or die'",
16446 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am your doom'",
16447 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you'll eat lead now'",
16448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you should run while you still have legs'",
16449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i'll shoot you again now'",
16450 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you just got lucky so far'",
16451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'picture you no weaknesses'",
16452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will go down'",
16453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will not defeat the world champion'",
16454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you cannot win anyway'",
16455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am the infallible world champion and its time you finally understand that'",
16456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am disappointed by you'",
16457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you cheated'",
16458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i'd never have thought you'd cheat'",
16459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'your life is now forfeit'",
16460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'get ready to be vaporized'",
16461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will go down, and your entire family will as well'",
16462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'shitty cheater'",
16463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'dirt chap, you cheated'",
16464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i refuse to talk to a cheater like you'",
16465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you are a cheating lamer'",
16466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am the nethack world champion'",
16467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'your last little hour struck'",
16468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will never achieve my level of power'",
16469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'bow before me, the world champion'",
16470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you have no chance'",
16471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'no one reacts as quickly as i do'",
16472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'no one is as skilled as i am'",
16473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'no one is as conceited as i am'",
16474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you aren't as good at this game as i'",
16475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will never get as good as i am'",
16476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will never react as quickly as i do'",
16477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you will never be as conceited as i am'",
16478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am invincible'",
16479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'my strategy is infallible'",
16480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am always ranked first on the nethack scoreboard'",
16481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i can brag better than everyone else'",
16482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am very good at this game, hence i'm the world champion'",
16483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'now you are out of favor with me forever'",
16484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'prepare for your death'",
16485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'you should be banned for cheating'",
16486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'your nuts should be cut off'",
16487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'someone like you is not allowed to exist'",
16488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i will remove you from this world permanently'",
16489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i am in the world champions clan of nethack players because i'm the best player that exists'",
16490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i did a better nethack streak than adeon and tariru'", /* obviously a filthy lie; Albert has megalomania */
16491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i ascended a foodless atheist illiterate zen gridbugconduct archeologist in less than 5000 turns'",
16492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i managed to ascend vanilla nethack in less than 2000 turns because i'm just so damn good'",
16493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i managed to genocide rodney and demogorgon and enchanted my excalibur to +20 without evaporating it, plus i ascended with 20 tame deaths and 50 tame pestilences, i'm the best nethack player in the world'",
16494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I'm coming to all-close you.'",
16495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Ouuuuu, now the percentv comes!'",
16496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Now is rattled that it degree so cracks.'",
16497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You should be replaced with an ape head!'",
16498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You're quite conceited...'",
16499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Help! This is an emergency! I need your help one level down from your location!'",
16500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You're bragging like three rolls of peppermint.'",
16501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I can rattle better than you.'",
16502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You'll go down singing and soundless!'",
16503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You can nothing at all!'",
16504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You're having a bad day!'",
16505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You're really completely bad!'",
16506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You should put some effort into it, don't you think?'",
16507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You're just as bad as all the other losers.'",
16508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'You should attempt to play better than a little child.'",
16509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Something cannot tune here.'",
16510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Give up immediately or I beat you up!'",
16511 "To the one who holds the book. Skeith is looking for me. There is no time. Please, help me.", /* .hack */
16512 "You hear a monster behind the boulder. Perhaps that's why you're about to starve to death in Sokoban.",
16513 "You become super slow thanks to the wand destruction patch.",
16514 "You die of long-term overexposure to cumulative poisons.",
16515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're actually not allowed to be here.'",
16516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You have no permission to be on this dungeon level.'",
16517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'I'm not talking to you!'",
16518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'It's no surprise that no one wants to talk to you.'",
16519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'Stop being surprised by obvious things.'",
16520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'Let me perform gentle attacks on you!'",
16521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'A gentle girl will bludgeon you now.'",
16522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're too big to be allowed in!'",
16523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You may only enter if you're less than 150 cm in height!'",
16524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You should go somewhere else and just leave me alone.'",
16525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to be here at all! Go away!'",
16526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'It seems you really try to stay here even though you were banned from this place!'",
16527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You may not be on this dungeon level and have to be sold!'",
16528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're not listening? Hey, you! Go away! You hear me?'",
16529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're still in our space!'",
16530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You really managed to make me angry!'",
16531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'Get out of this room!'",
16532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'Get ready to face an angry Vera.'",
16533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'I'm trained in hand-to-hand combat.'",
16534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'That will have an afterplay...'",
16535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'If you stay here, all of my friends will come and beat you up.'",
16536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'When do you finally leave this place? We don't want you here!'",
16537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'Let me bludgeon you.'",
16538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'I'll be dancing on your corpse!'",
16539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'Wow.'",
16540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.'",
16541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'No wonder you'll be single for your entire life.'",
16542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'My heart has turned to stone regarding you.'",
16543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're not welcome in this world.'",
16544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'What did God smoke when he created you?'",
16545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'I'll play with your lifeless body.'",
16546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'What's that weird long thing you have between your legs? I don't have that...'",
16547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'If my friends and girlfriends catch you...'",
16548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're excommunicated!'",
16549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'You're not obeying any rules at all!'",
16550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Be nice and hold still.'",
16551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Now don't move for a moment.'",
16552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'My special treatment is waiting for you.'",
16553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Don't underestimate young ladies.'",
16554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Let me bludgeon you, I'm sure you will be very pleased.'",
16555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Let me catch you!'",
16556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Don't do anything to me again!'",
16557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Get ready for my girlful attacks.'",
16558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I will bludgeon you and then sit on you.'",
16559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Why are you saying that my shoes weren't pretty?'",
16560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I'll quickly paralyze you by repeatedly kicking you, and then I'll defeat you.'",
16561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'That goes too far!'",
16562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Stop saying evil things about me!'",
16563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'You come to this dungeon and trash-talk all the time?'",
16564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I'll get my big sister!'",
16565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'My girlfriends will bind you to the wall.'",
16566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Soon you'll be my subordinate.'",
16567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Don't ever insult my girl shoes again!'",
16568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Admit immediately that my socks are scentful!'",
16569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'My shoes aren't weird - if there's anything weird around here, it's you!'",
16570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Don't ever use the term 'stinking socks' when talking about my footwear again!'",
16571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Haha, do you know what I can do to you now?'",
16572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Haha, do you know what I can do to you now? I can put very bloody wounds on your legs by using the lashes of my velcro shoes!'",
16573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Let me abuse you!'",
16574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Come with me, I'll do something very funny with you.'",
16575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Come with me, I'll do something very funny with you. You guessed it: I'll bind my worn socks to your nose so you can inhale them all day and night.'",
16576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I'm getting the shackles that I want to put on you.'",
16577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'This dungeon is no good place for you to be...'",
16578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'It's good that you came, since you saved me from having to look for you.'",
16579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'A young girl will have her fun with you now.'",
16580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'A young girl will have her fun with you now by forcing you to smell her worn socks.'",
16581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'You will dance to my whistle now.'",
16582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'We'll have a lot of fun together.'",
16583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I'm very mighty when you're helpless.'",
16584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Now I'll use your hands as a walking area.'",
16585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Yeah, now I can put my worn socks in front of your nose!'",
16586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Do you like it that I can softly crush your hands with my shoes now?'",
16587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Inhale the beguiling fragrance that emanates from my socks!'",
16588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'Your hands are an excellent walking area for my shoes.'",
16589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'This dungeon level is the death course now, so to speak.'",
16590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to you entering the next dungeon level.'",
16591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I'm still on the lookout.'",
16592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'My female shoes will please you.'",
16593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'We will find you.'",
16594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'You're just procrastinating the inevitable.'",
16595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'I just remember something important: I'm actually way too young for all of this! Maybe I'm intellectually gifted? Or I might even be a child genius? Oh wait, now I know! I'm the exceptional human that was born a master!'",
16596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'It's so much fun that Juen agreed to let me use her very high-heeled combat boots for a while. I'm especially looking forward to crushing your skull using the massive heels.'",
16597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'Abandon all hope!'",
16598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'll perforate you with M4 rounds.'",
16599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'You should flee right now!'",
16600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I bet Bad will crush you to a pulp.'",
16601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'll annihilate you.'",
16602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'm your death messenger! Run away or you'll never get up again!'",
16603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'You're challenging me? You must have a death wish.'",
16604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'That was the last thing you ever did in your life.'",
16605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'You'll never experience grace again!'",
16606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'll pump your thick head full of lead!'",
16607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'Now you'll really die.'",
16608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'll totally fill you with rifle bullets.'",
16609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'm your worst nightmare!'",
16610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'Nobody can save you from me!'",
16611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'll do a frontal attack anyway, no matter what!'",
16612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'Retreat is not an option! I'll fight to the death!'",
16613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'In your own interest: run! Otherwise I'll shoot you!'",
16614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'There is no retreat! Always remember that!'",
16615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'll chase ones like you on life and death!'",
16616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I never think of anything new but that doesn't matter anyway.'",
16617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I can't be reasoned with!'",
16618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'You have two choices: flee from me or die.'",
16619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'I'm proud to be cruel.'",
16620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'If you beg for mercy, I'll kill you in an especially cruel way.'",
16621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'You bad small... argh...'",
16622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bad'. It reads: 'You son of a... uaaaaaaaaahhhh...'",
16623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'I won't lose to you!'",
16624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Come here, you!'",
16625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Coward! Get here now!'",
16626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'I challenge you to a fight!'",
16627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You can do nothing right, so lose the game already!'",
16628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Are you ready to lose to me?'",
16629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Ey! I won't lose to someone like you again!'",
16630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Now I'll finish you fully!'",
16631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'I told you that I won't lose to you again! Now I'll put you on ice!'",
16632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'If you don't put your hands in the air right now, you'll be shot.'",
16633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You and your bastard friends can which experience!'",
16634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You're losing!'",
16635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You're losing again!'",
16636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You're losing again! You're really very bad at this game!'",
16637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You're losing again! When will you finally quit for good?'",
16638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to live!'",
16639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You may not respawn when you die!'",
16640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'If Loki digs a pit for you to fall into, he definitely won't fall in himself.'",
16641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You mean little bastard, you're winning again!'",
16642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Now I'm really angry. I'll fully finish you off, and your family as well.'",
16643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'You may not be winning the game, you bastard!'",
16644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Loki'. It reads: 'Winning this game is prohibited!'",
16645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Haha, I found you!'",
16646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Come here, my ice block is waiting for you, hahaha!'",
16647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Harharhar, you're still under the illusion that you were safe...'",
16648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'My ice block will welcome you now, hehehe.'",
16649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Come to Sheol, my ice block is waiting for you already, hehehe.'",
16650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Hahaha, you fell into my trap again!'",
16651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You're not paying attention at all, hahaha!'",
16652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Ha ha ha, you think you could stop me...'",
16653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Are you always playing that slowly?'",
16654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Are you always playing that badly?'",
16655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You're not good enough to best this game.'",
16656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You'll lose the game soon.'",
16657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Such a bad player like you cannot beat this game.'",
16658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Your game will be over faster than you think! Harharhar!'",
16659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Hahaha, you might just surrender as well.'",
16660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Haha, you just lost all hopes of still ascending that character.'",
16661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Fooled you! Harharhar!'",
16662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, are you a bad player...'",
16663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, you don't seem to know how to play this game at all!'",
16664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Maybe you feel like your game is going well. But you haven't ascended yet.'",
16665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You should just disappear.'",
16666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Now I make you cold.'",
16667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Dude, you don't start the dance if you can't pay the bill.'",
16668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You only have ONE ascension kit? You're gonna need at least half a dozen to win this game.'",
16669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'I'll set fire to your ass!'",
16670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You and your deathmatch bullshit!'",
16671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You certainly don't have any friends...'",
16672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'One day you'll repent your deeds.'",
16673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'My friends will put you to rest.'",
16674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'I got more medals than you got teeth... which won't be saying much after I get done knocking them out for ya!'",
16675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You're unable to fight. Surrender or die.'",
16676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You can't win this game, no matter how much you try! Just give up and leave!'",
16677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Begone, and do not return!'",
16678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You call yourself a serial ascender. I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call you.'",
16679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You think this is a game? Well do you? (Wait, don't answer that.)'",
16680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You can go ahead and tell your audience that you're just playing a game... but do the spectators know that you're incompetent?'",
16681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Am I seeing it right that you completely neglected your defenses?'",
16682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Who put that ascension kit together like that? It can't ever get you to the astral plane like this.'",
16683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'I'm gonna jam my thumb up your butt hole.'",
16684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Time spendthrift! Hiss off and leave me alone!'",
16685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'I've got better things to do than watching noobs like you play the game!'",
16686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Noob. You're just a bad little noob who has no idea how SLASH'EM Extended works.'",
16687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'You should stop thinking that this was a game - this is WAR, and if your character dies, your real-life body will die of a heart attack!'",
16688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Quit the game and go back to playing with your barbie dolls!'",
16689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'I want to watch some good player and not the super bottle that is you! You're just stealing my time!'",
16690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'You better shut up!'",
16691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Shut up and don't talk for the next two hours, okay?'",
16692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'You, watch out!'",
16693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'What, wants ye something?'",
16694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'now you get a couple'",
16695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Grrrrrrrr! If I get you in my fingers...'",
16696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I'm starting to get really angry!'",
16697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I'm about to go berserk and mow down everyone I meet!'",
16698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'You now permanently hold your MUZZLE!'",
16699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Don't get up again or I'll box your stomach another time!'",
16700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'You are so what of finished.'",
16701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'really dead trousers here!'",
16702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'there is nothing going on'",
16703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Why is everything so boring around here?'",
16704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'How boring it is here!'",
16705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'i'm bored'",
16706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'i'd like it if something happened'",
16707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Ey guys, what's up?'",
16708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'ey, you're lame!'",
16709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You lamer can which experience!'",
16710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'For a long time I've been waiting that you can be found!'",
16711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'I'm much better at this game than you are! Give up or I'll finish you!'",
16712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'I'm coming to attack you!'",
16713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Hold your stupid flap!'",
16714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'I know you think you're the greatest!'",
16715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'boah, you're so lame...'",
16716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You're very boring!'",
16717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'The last player I watched was boring already, but you're even more boring!'",
16718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Lamer type!'",
16719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'I'm the Uber Pwnzor and you certainly can't escape from me.'",
16720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Whoa, I'm fully the owner!'",
16721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You're really playing fully badly!'",
16722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You need to train more!'",
16723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You're not a lamer, you're an absolute llamah.'",
16724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Message to you lamer: I'll finish you off today.'",
16725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Fuck you all!!!'",
16726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You can really go fuck yourself!'",
16727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'I'll show you the finger!'",
16728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Now I'll give you the middle finger.'",
16729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'You're very unfun!'",
16730 "In K-Measurer, a message as irrelevant as 'You have a hard time getting all of it down' (since you won't choke anyway) requires you to press fucking TAB to make it go away, yet something that should ALWAYS interrupt you like 'You have no hands' doesn't even give a --More--! Why can't I change that in the options?",
16731 "There isn't space to move around the boulder.",
16732 "There isn't space to move around the boulder. And there never will be. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd get this message in K-Measurer even if you're a giant.",
16733 "The 'take off equipment' menu in Satanchop is the work of SATAN, because it can result in getting messages like 'You cannot take off the splint mail with a dwarvish cloak in the way.' even if you already told it to take off the fucking cloak!!!",
16734 "The eyehack levelport change only serves as a 'fuck you, say goodbye to your precious teleport scroll' measure. No one will ever remember the exact level number the stupid vibrating square is on, and it should be fucking legit to simply enter a very high number and be transported to it, ESPECIALLY if you've been to it before!",
16735 "K-Measurer will eventually become a Rodney's Tower 2, and it will change everything because suddenly the monsters can read scrolls of genocide.",
16736 "K-Measurer is seriously adding the Rodney's Tower monster/player symmetry, in addition to giving us achievement unlockables. Things will be different.",
16737 "You feel weak. You feel strong. You feel feeble. You feel tough. You feel frail. You feel hale.",
16738 "game over - giseh means: game over - giseh means: game over - giseh means: game over message will be displayed",
16739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You didn't pay attention to your safety yet again!'",
16740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Allow me, the sweet asian woman, to have fun with you!'",
16741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'If you play along, my treatment will be short and painless for you.'",
16742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Which pair of shoes do you want me to use to knock you down?'",
16743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'This dungeon is not the right place for people like you.'",
16744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I've got a proposal for you: let me have your ascension kit and I'll let you live.'",
16745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I've trained in the meantime.'",
16746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'See that you win land.'",
16747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Look at me and tremble in fear!'",
16748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Look what I got for you - a pair of black combat boots with massive block heels!'",
16749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'It takes forever for you to be defeated!'",
16750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Are you nearby? If yes, then watch out for the campers.'",
16751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'It's your choice, you will die either to my boot or my gun.'",
16752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'If you're asking nicely, I'll kick you a couple of times with my high-heeled leather boots.'",
16753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'So you really want to be kicked by my female combat boots.'",
16754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'm too young to die!'",
16755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'So you want to see me practicing martial arts.'",
16756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'll give you one last chance to run away.'",
16757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'If you're smart, you'll finally realize that you gotta flee.'",
16758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You forgot to flee!'",
16759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Did you really think you could take over the entire dungeon?'",
16760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Feel my true power!'",
16761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You still didn't realize that asian women are capable fighters.'",
16762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You should idolize my lady boots!'",
16763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You may let my painted toenails feast on your skin and flesh now.'",
16764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Your body will be ripped to shreds by my female toenails now.'",
16765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'The best defense is a good offense.'",
16766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'The best offense is a good defense. Trust me, it really works! It forces your opponent to use up more resources trying to take you down!'",
16767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'll show you my fighting prowess by performing dangerous kick attacks with my black high-heeled combat boots.'",
16768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You probably do not believe.'",
16769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You shouldn't mess with me.'",
16770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Soon you'll receive bloody wounds from my high heels.'",
16771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Watch out, I know karate.'",
16772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo wantsye what'",
16773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'what look you so funny'",
16774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'wants ye what from me, huh?'",
16775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you i have a gun'",
16776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'dont look so stupid'",
16777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'wants ye which on the muzzle, what?'",
16778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'equal getsye which on the muzzle'",
16779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'equal polish i you the visage'",
16780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, now areye to, you'",
16781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo what goesthen with you'",
16782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you looked funny at me, you show ichs'",
16783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey, so what i cannot be offered'",
16784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, you have fully the problems'",
16785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'equal gives it however genuinely which on the muzzle'",
16786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'now show ichs you however you'",
16787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you mach i fully finished'",
16788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'if you again so look mach i you finally finished'",
16789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'hold nevertheless simply your stupid flap'",
16790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'hold finally the flap'",
16791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'muzzle hold'",
16792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo hold finally your shitty muzzle'",
16793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'so you shitty guy'",
16794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you probably think youre cool'",
16795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you would-be gangster'",
16796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you can lick my ass'",
16797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'come yes not again to this level'",
16798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'here i am the boss'",
16799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'here i have the say, remember that'",
16800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'how many more times do i have to tell you you shitty guy?'",
16801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo you simply does not raffst it'",
16802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'let the gangsta put, because you cannot rap, you tard have to hide, and lick my ass.'",
16803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'who me stupid comes can which experience'",
16804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'who me funny looks at can which experience'",
16805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'who is too stupid, is to'",
16806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'what goes people?'",
16807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, what goes off man?'",
16808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'fully crass man!'",
16809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, you are so dead...'",
16810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, now cansye however which experience'",
16811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, now areye however to'",
16812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, you are so what of due...'",
16813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, you are so what of to...'",
16814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, i make you equal fully finished...'",
16815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo fully crass, you will not defeat me'",
16816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo fully crass, i lie on the ground'",
16817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo fully crass, my gun goes not'",
16818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You know that you may not enter this dungeon level.'",
16819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Come here, little 'friend'.'",
16820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'We gotta talk.'",
16821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Got you! Come here now, you!'",
16822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You can look forward to the punishment you'll receive now.'",
16823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Now I'll take a tally of you!'",
16824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Yeeeeeeees! I caught you red-handed again! So, friendo, come here to receive your punishment!'",
16825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Getting cocky now, huh?'",
16826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Okay, your punishment will be doubled now.'",
16827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'So you think you can bullshit me.'",
16828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You'll leave the dungeon permanently now!'",
16829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You, I'll still catch you one day...'",
16830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'One day I'll catch you. And then I'll settle my scores with you.'",
16831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You'll be expelled from here, you hear?'",
16832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You've been mucking around this dungeon for the last time, but really!'",
16833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Now I'll catch you however, you! I'll finish you off totally...'",
16834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Quick, somebody must come to help me.'",
16835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I can't do it alone!'",
16836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Which fallsthen you in?'",
16837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You should hope that nobody catches you...'",
16838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'If I get you in my fingers, then...'",
16839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You think you could take every liberty!'",
16840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Isn't it bad enough that you're on the forbidden dungeon level already? Don't make your situation even worse!'",
16841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I wanted to be benevolent, but no longer.'",
16842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'hmm, I'm wondering what your punishment should be... Death penalty? Nah, too boring. Keeping you in after school? That would be cutting you too much slack. Ah, now I got it! You'll be banned from using the computer, and then you can't play that stupid Nethack shit anymore!'",
16843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You'll have to pause your game for 5 minutes now!'",
16844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You'll lose five turns now!'",
16845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Go stand in the corner for five minutes.'",
16846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You will be detained.'",
16847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You may never enter this dungeon level again!'",
16848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I'll be watching you! You may never enter this dungeon level again!'",
16849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You're hereby released for firing.'",
16850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You'll get thrown out of this dungeon on your ears for your misbehavior!'",
16851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Your punishment consists of getting no food for the next three days.'",
16852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You're put under house arrest for one week.'",
16853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You're banned from using the computer for the next week. Shut down that silly nethack game right now and then leave the PC immediately!'",
16854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Your cellphone is seized by me now.'",
16855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Your cellphone goes in the trash bin now.'",
16856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You have to pay a fine of 100 euros!'",
16857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Your invalid bus ticket is mine now.'",
16858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Okay, you went too far now. Your passport is seized now and then it's up to you to get a replacement.'",
16859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Rule change - if you enter the demon lair, you'll be punished!'",
16860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'If you enter the quest branch, you have to pay 1000 zorkmids to me!'",
16861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Sheol is the forbidden zone!'",
16862 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You keep wanting to break the rules...'",
16863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'it's all quite simple! Obey my rules or be punished!'",
16864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'My rules say that no player may be in the Dungeons of Doom!'",
16865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'No joke - you really aren't allowed to be in the Dungeons of Doom!'",
16866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I'm the one who dictates what you're allowed or not allowed to do!'",
16867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Remember, you worm, I rule over you!'",
16868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'If you don't obey my rules you'll be punished!'",
16869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I absolutely want to punish you!'",
16870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'My colleagues will take you over.'",
16871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Don't dare doing that again...'",
16872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'oh wait, your life is forfeit anyway...'",
16873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I'll hack into your bank account!'",
16874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Someone should break into your house!'",
16875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Hopefully your car will get stolen!'",
16876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Someone should seize all of your money!'",
16877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'We should set fire to your house.'",
16878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mister Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'You are engulfed in flames, just like the lead singer of rose pride!'",
16879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Quick! I gotta perform the attack on you.'",
16880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You'll be perforated by my ultimate machine gun now.'",
16881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'I gotta neutralize you!'",
16882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'In the name of my boss, I'll have to wipe you out!'",
16883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Sorry, but I gotta eliminate you now.'",
16884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'The entire secret advice is behind you now.'",
16885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'I'm a member of the secret advice, surrender or die.'",
16886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Len-kind has the instruction to shoot you down relentlessly!'",
16887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You really want to be terminated by the secret advice!'",
16888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You really dare messing with the secret advice?'",
16889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Why did nobody warn me of you?'",
16890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Are you never running out of ammo?'",
16891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Your magazine is empty already!'",
16892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Shit, man, SHIT!'",
16893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You're really messing with Len-kind?'",
16894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Hey! I'm the one setting traps here!'",
16895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Argh! My gun's jammed! Help! HELP!'",
16896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You're running low on ammo! Stop shooting!'",
16897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Argh, I'm bleeding to death! Rescue me, please!'",
16898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You're vicious!'",
16899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Shit. This is the end.'",
16900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Argh, everything will go to hell because of you...'",
16901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Message from Len-kind to boss, need reinforcements, I repeat, need reinforcements!'",
16902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Len-kind will die a heroic death!'",
16903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Len-kind is not going down without a fight! You hear me?'",
16904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'I'll put you on rest.'",
16905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'I'll put you out of your misery.'",
16906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You'll be put in the garbage compactor.'",
16907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'For the secret advice!'",
16908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'I want to be part of the boss's personal body guard!'",
16909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'My boss will be proud of me!'",
16910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Your attempts to combat our system are prone to failure.'",
16911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Like everyone else, you cannot defeat the secret advice either.'",
16912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'We're the secret advice! Bow to our might or die!'",
16913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You really tried it?'",
16914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You're really such a failure!'",
16915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, you don't even need to try...'",
16916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'You fully fell for my trap!'",
16917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Watch out, or the secret advice will remove you permanently!'",
16918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Just admit that leaving the secret advice alone would be better for your health.'",
16919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Do you really want to be dragged to my boss every time?'",
16920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Len-kind's opinion is that you cannot play this game at all!'",
16921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Don't mess with Len-kind again!'",
16922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Len-kind will teach you the meaning of fear.'",
16923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'If you walk around on this dungeon level, you're in big danger, hahaha!'",
16924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'oh wait, we may not give away anything...'",
16925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'I'm executing the boss's secret order.'",
16926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Nope, the secret advice is not Goethe!'",
16927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'The secret advice will find you eventually.'",
16928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'If you're lucky, you'll survive for a long time. But you can't escape the secret advice forever.'",
16929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'The last word is not spoken yet!'",
16930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'The secret advice is invincible!'",
16931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Len-kind'. It reads: 'Be pleased, as the secret advice will hunt you down now!'",
16932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'get out of here immediately or I'll lock the dungeons of doom for the next week'",
16933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'really now, you know you may not enter the dungeons of doom'",
16934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'ey, really now! So what goes but not!!!'",
16935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'So, you leave the dungeon right now!'",
16936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'I told you a hundred times already...'",
16937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You'll never learn it.'",
16938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'What? You didn't have the permission to start!'",
16939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'WHAT? You're one of my enemies?'",
16940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'I'm not just anyone! Stop playing right now!'",
16941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Give up or you'll get another punishment.'",
16942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You have 5 seconds and then you'll be hauled over the coals!'",
16943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Last warning! Stop playing this stupid game or all hell will break loose!'",
16944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'This is really the final warning for you now!'",
16945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Okay, my colleagues are on their way. We will make sure your video game nonsense stops for good.'",
16946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You have to recognize who I am!'",
16947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Cursed player! You simply MUST know who I am!'",
16948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Don't play more stupid than you are!'",
16949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Oh God, you should be punished for your stupidity...'",
16950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You'll die of brainlessness!'",
16951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Idiotic complete idiot, really now!'",
16952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Now I'll put you on ice, really now!'",
16953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'I really gotta tidy up here, really now!'",
16954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Now all hell will break loose!'",
16955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You, I'm the boss here, stop playing RIGHT NOW!'",
16956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Didn't you hear me? I am the boss here!'",
16957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'For the third and last time, I AM THE BOSS HERE!'",
16958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Okay, your life is forfeit now because you're so stupid.'",
16959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'So, the dungeon is off limits for you now.'",
16960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'This dungeon is officially off limits now!'",
16961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'I'll make sure you cannot keep playing nethack.'",
16962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'So, your nonsense will come to an end now.'",
16963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Now is however peace, damn it all!'",
16964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You don't even need to come back today!'",
16965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'The gates of Gehennom are closed for you forever!'",
16966 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You're not welcome here!'",
16967 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You'll be expelled from the nethack community for your entire life!'",
16968 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'BAN! You're officially banned now.'",
16969 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Permanent ban for you!'",
16970 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You should have realized immediately who I am!'",
16971 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You really can't pretend to be so stupid!'",
16972 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Your IQ seems to really be below 60!'",
16973 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'No more excuses!'",
16974 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'This really was the absolute last time now...'",
16975 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Never dare not recognizing me immediately again!'",
16976 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Turn off your cursed computer!'",
16977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'So, I'll turn off your computer now.'",
16978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'All of your brain seems to be wired incorrectly!'",
16979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You're gonna leave this room through the window.'",
16980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'If you misbehave in my dungeon...'",
16981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You might just as well turn off your computer.'",
16982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Why does everyone have a stupid computer?'",
16983 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'If you dare using my computer for your stupid nethack games...'",
16984 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'You want to waste my electricity for your stupid video games...'",
16985 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Video games should be banned by law.'",
16986 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Who needs Nethack and all that shit?'",
16987 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Our modern society is depraved!'",
16988 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Nope, our modern society really is depraved!'",
16989 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'As if I wasn't allowed to use the word 'depraved'!'",
16990 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Anyone who bugs me is depraved as well!'",
16991 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Back when I was younger, the nuisances that I'm seeing today didn't exist!'",
16992 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Back when I was younger, you'd be glad to have a TV! But nowadays everyone has a stupid computer!'",
16993 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'maybe I should format the D drive again...'",
16994 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'maybe I should defragment all the computers...'",
16995 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'oh, maybe I should just install Linux...'",
16996 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'right, why am I still running Windows 98?'",
16997 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Wait, the stupid video games run on Windows 98 too!'",
16998 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Maybe I should just remove the operating system from the PC!'",
16999 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Computers work without an operating system installed, too!'",
17000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Microsoft Word works without an operating system, but the shitty video games do not, hence I'll just remove the OS and everything will be fine!'",
17001 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'All the important computer programs don't require an operating system!'",
17002 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'I'm just realizing that I know a lot about computers...'",
17003 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'why do I waste so much time with computers?'",
17004 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'actually computers are modern bullshit!'",
17005 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Groooooooooooooooooooooooar!'",
17006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'I'll remember that I was conscripted!'",
17007 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Really now, you again didn't recognize me!'",
17008 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Someone who misbehaves as much as you do should be put in prison!'",
17009 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'When I was younger, misbehavers like you would have ended in the gas chamber!'",
17010 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'My attack on you will be successful!'",
17011 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Feel the wrath of my ultimate machine gun.'",
17012 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You will be neutralized now.'",
17013 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'My boss orders me to annihilate you.'",
17014 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Now I'll off you.'",
17015 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The secret advice will eliminate you.'",
17016 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You really want to feel the power of the secret advice.'",
17017 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You're pretending to be dangerous, but you're not!'",
17018 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'I realized that you're not a weakling. But you're not top of the notch either.'",
17019 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You've emptied your entire clip of ammo.'",
17020 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You'll run out of ammo shortly anyway...'",
17021 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Your magazine will soon be empty.'",
17022 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You'll walk into my trap anyway.'",
17023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You're out of ammo now, so I'll kill you.'",
17024 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You're really trying to play as best as you can, but it won't do you no good anyway.'",
17025 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'I knew you'd be coming.'",
17026 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You can try to keep your illusion of being able to win this game.'",
17027 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'So you're merciless. Well, the same can be said about me. And I'll kill you now.'",
17028 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'I'll be a hero! I'll rescue all of you!'",
17029 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Your ridiculous activities come to an end.'",
17030 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You will be torched now.'",
17031 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'My gun will shoot a huge hole into your body.'",
17032 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The secret advice is invincible!'",
17033 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You've never posed a threat anyway.'",
17034 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You will cease to exist.'",
17035 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Be proud of me!'",
17036 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'as if you could be dangerous...'",
17037 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Our system will not be overthrown by someone like you.'",
17038 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You want to win this game? Might as well try to fight the law of gravity.'",
17039 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Why do you even bother trying...'",
17040 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'What a failure... You're stealing my time.'",
17041 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Unlike me, you're not immortal.'",
17042 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Listen up, you. Quit trying to win the game. Okay?'",
17043 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The secret advice will remove you permanently.'",
17044 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Just leave the secret advice alone!'",
17045 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Your playing skill is absolutely Z-E-R-O...'",
17046 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'You're certainly shitting your trousers.'",
17047 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The dungeon is full of traps.'",
17048 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Most strict mute silence!'",
17049 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Boss, hereby shalt it be done.'",
17050 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Goethe would be envious of me...'",
17051 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Well wait! So not!'",
17052 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'I'm like a ghost, I will haunt you until your death, even if you somehow manage to kill me.'",
17053 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The battle isn't even close to being over!'",
17054 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'Bah! I didn't suffer a defeat, I'm just changing my tactics!'",
17055 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'You're not dangerous, but I am.'",
17056 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Come to me.'",
17057 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Come, let's dance.'",
17058 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'You'll certainly have a lot of fun with me.'",
17059 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'For once I'll warn you - I'm a member of the secret advice.'",
17060 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'This time I'll give you an easy time.'",
17061 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Come on, put some effort into it.'",
17062 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'I'll turn your life into literal hell.'",
17063 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'I'm challenging you to a shootout.'",
17064 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You are challenged to a fistfight with me.'",
17065 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Don't you have an eerie feeling, walking around with such a bad armor class?'",
17066 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'You probably think I'm not dangerous...'",
17067 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'I only look like a sweet girl. But I'm really a capable fighter.'",
17068 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'I got a gun in my pocket.'",
17069 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Good thing the boss gave me a gun.'",
17070 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Better don't mess with the secret advice.'",
17071 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'You wouldn't be the first to underestimate me...'",
17072 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'well, I gave you an easy time, so come on...'",
17073 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'wow, you're good at this game, I'm exerting too...'",
17074 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You're unbelievably good at this game...'",
17075 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Come on, let's continue fighting.'",
17076 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Are you looking forward to dance with me?'",
17077 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Do you really not consider this dungeon a dangerous place?'",
17078 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Did you really come to this deep dungeon level without an ascension kit?'",
17079 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You're someone whom the secret advice cannot stand.'",
17080 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'This dungeon is too dangerous for you.'",
17081 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Why did you enter this dungeon level?'",
17082 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'So you probably like to dance with pretty women.'",
17083 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Do you have a gun too?'",
17084 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'What kind of ammo do you use for your ranged weapons?'",
17085 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Do you still have ammo left?'",
17086 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'I'll give you the impression of safety for now.'",
17087 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Come on.'",
17088 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Well, hopefully you've got a soft cushion.'",
17089 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'If I find the time for it, I'll lay down next to you.'",
17090 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Come on, I'm so pretty...'",
17091 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'May I present my dancing skills to you?'",
17092 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Your body can certainly be kicked very beautifully by me.'",
17093 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'You underestimated a female member of the secret advice.'",
17094 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You thought the secret advice was ineffective.'",
17095 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'My gun and ammo are a gift of my boss.'",
17096 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Do I really look that non-dangerous?'",
17097 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Do you want to have even more fun with me?'",
17098 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Oh, I'm pleased. Someone who fights fair for once.'",
17099 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I see that we're getting along well.'",
17100 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Wait a moment, I'm getting a blanket for you.'",
17101 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'And I made it so easy for you too...'",
17102 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Your efforts were too weak.'",
17103 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Come on, this time you didn't have a chance anyway...'",
17104 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Your body really is an excellent area for me to dance on.'",
17105 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'This level is a secret hiding place now as it were.'",
17106 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'If you want to find the sweet girl that is me, you have to go down 71 more dungeon levels.'",
17107 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Maybe you dare to come to me in Moloch's sanctum.'",
17108 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'If you find me, you'll have lots of fun with me.'",
17109 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'It would certainly be easy to hide here.'",
17110 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'During the day, the secret advice is less powerful than at night.'",
17111 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Good thing the members of the secret advice aren't machos.'",
17112 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Good thing my boss ain't a macho.'",
17113 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My boss won't eliminate me any time soon.'",
17114 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I vowed absolute loyalty to my boss.'",
17115 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'I'm making the game easy for you to give you a false sense of security.'",
17116 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Now I'll put some effort into it.'",
17117 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'This time I want to give it my best.'",
17118 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'See you next time.'",
17119 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Well, did it feel good?'",
17120 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'See you again soon.'",
17121 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Well, do you want to look for the sweet girl that is me again?'",
17122 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Hopefully I can dance with you again soon.'",
17123 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Did I soft-step your toes enough now?'",
17124 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Oh, I think I have an orgasm, I have to pause for a moment...'",
17125 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'My hugging boots will soft-step your toes.'",
17126 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Let me work on you with my gray sneakers.'",
17127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Now my high-heeled paragraph shoes come into play.'",
17128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'I absolutely want to jam your toes with my Arabella shoes.'",
17129 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Please let me place my hugging boots on your toes.'",
17130 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Watch out so you don't damage my gray sneakers by mistake.'",
17131 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'So it seems you really want to get hit by my black high-heeled shoes.'",
17132 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'My sweetie, you're certainly enjoying being kicked by my hugging boots, am I right?'",
17133 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'My gray sneakers like to step on your body.'",
17134 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Sorry, but my black high-heeled shoes will bludgeon you now.'",
17135 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'It's a lot of fun to stomp your toes with my hugging boots.'",
17136 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Now I can hurt you with my gray sneakers.'",
17137 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Your head will be kicked by my black high heels now.'",
17138 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Your toes will be crushed to a pulp by my Arabella shoes now.'",
17139 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'I intentionally stepped into dog shit with my Arabella shoes, so that you can clean them now.'",
17140 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Please clean the dog shit off my hugging boots, because if you don't, I'll kick you until you agree to do it.'",
17141 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'My feet are pleased to wear hugging boots.'",
17142 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'I'm wearing very soft gray girl sneakers.'",
17143 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Meanwhile I'm wearing black high-heeled paragraph shoes.'",
17144 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'I'm a sweet asian girl who likes to kick other people.'",
17145 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'My white sneakers are not to be underestimated.'",
17146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Great joy, I'll kick you with soft girl shoes.'",
17147 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Now it's going to get painful for you, since I'm wearing high-heeled shoes.'",
17148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Let me indulge you with my Anastasia shoes.'",
17149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'I must kick your hands bloodily with my white sneakers.'",
17150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Do you really want to hurt my soft girl shoes?'",
17151 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'My high-heeled shoes are really dying to hurt you.'",
17152 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Oh, my white sneakers are going to break your leg...'",
17153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Come on, my girl shoes are very gentle and soft.'",
17154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'My high-heeled shoes will crush your skull.'",
17155 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'You certainly like it if my Anastasia shoes touch your body.'",
17156 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Why does your leg break immediately when I kick you once with my white sneakers?'",
17157 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'I wish you a lot of fun catching the kicks of my girl shoes with your shin.'",
17158 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'You made the mistake to mess with my high-heeled shoes and now you will be heavily injured.'",
17159 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Let's see how many girlful kicks my Anastasia shoes need to place at your leg to make it break.'",
17160 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Now you have to clean the dog shit off the soles of my Anastasia shoes.'",
17161 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'I splotched into dog shit with my white sneakers just so that you can clean them now.'",
17162 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'My white sneakers are beautifully soft and very kind.'",
17163 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'With my gentle girl shoes it's like I was walking on clouds.'",
17164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Recently I've learned to walk in high-heeled shoes.'",
17165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'You shouldn't underestimate me even if I look kind.'",
17166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'You can always have a lot of fun with my boots.'",
17167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Let's see which part of your body my boots want to kick next.'",
17168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'It's time you get acquainted with my boots.'",
17169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Please do me a favor and clean my Henrietta shoes.'",
17170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'My high-heeled boots are good at clamping parts of your body.'",
17171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Yay, my boot heels are going to sever your hand.'",
17172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Don't you want to clean my boots?'",
17173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'You'll soon be lying underneath my boots.'",
17174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Now you have to clean my Henrietta shoes, whether you want to or not.'",
17175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Hopefully you know that my boots are very dangerous.'",
17176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Now you have to allow me to hurt you a lot with my boots.'",
17177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'You may pick a part of your body now, and I'll abuse it with my boots.'",
17178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'If you don't clean my Henrietta shoes now, I'll use them to cause terrible pain to you.'",
17179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'You have to clean the dog shit off my Henrietta shoes now.'",
17180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'It's your fault that I stepped into dog shit with my boots, and therefore you have to clean them now.'",
17181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'A burly girl like me generally wears boots.'",
17182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'As long as my feet are enclosed by boots, they're happy.'",
17183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Girls like me just have to wear boots.'",
17184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'The secret advice did good to include me.'",
17185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'You will be so pleased to feel my purple high heels...'",
17186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My purple combat boots are waiting for you.'",
17187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Take a good look at my dancing shoes before I'll kick you with them.'",
17188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Do you voluntarily allow me to step on your foot with my Katrin high heels or do I have to persuade you first?'",
17189 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My purple high heels will be painful for you.'",
17190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My purple combat boots feel challenged by you.'",
17191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My dancing shoes will unfortunately have to bludgeon you now...'",
17192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Are the impacts of my purple high heels painful for you?'",
17193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Does it hurt when my purple combat boots kick you?'",
17194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Your leg will not withstand the kicks of my dancing shoes.'",
17195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Now I can repeatedly step on your toes with my Katrin high heels.'",
17196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Come on, it's not all that painful if my purple high heels step on your toes.'",
17197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Do you like it if my purple combat boots scratch your legs with the high heel?'",
17198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'From now on you'll know that my dancing shoes can hurt you plenty.'",
17199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My dear, being hurt by my Katrin high heels is good for you even if you find it painful.'",
17200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'You may clean the soles of my Katrin high heels now since they got rather dirty.'",
17201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My dancing shoes have profiled soles, and they get dirty quickly. Therefore you have to clean them now.'",
17202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Don't I look pretty with my purple high heels?'",
17203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Such pretty purple combat boots...'",
17204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Please pay attention to my very dangerous dancing shoes.'",
17205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Oh by the way, if Jil ever tells you otherwise, know that her socks really stink. She just doesn't want to admit it.'",
17206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I'm wearing my gentle sneakers just for you.'",
17207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Let me kick you with my soft sneakers.'",
17208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You will be kicked by kind sneakers soon.'",
17209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to testing my Jana sneakers on you.'",
17210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Why don't you want to be kicked by my gentle sneakers?'",
17211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You're not treating my soft sneakers nicely!'",
17212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'My kind sneakers absolutely want to kick you.'",
17213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'My gentle sneakers will abuse you now.'",
17214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Let me expatiate you with my soft sneakers.'",
17215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I'll touch you with my kind sneakers now.'",
17216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Let's see if you stand the pain I'll cause with my Jana sneakers.'",
17217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Your leg will now be hit by my gentle sneakers.'",
17218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Well, do you like to be kicked by my soft sneakers?'",
17219 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'With my kind sneakers I can place very beautiful kicks to hurt you.'",
17220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'You may put your hand on the ground now, allowing my Jana sneakers to step on it.'",
17221 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I've walked through mud with my Jana sneakers, please clean them.'",
17222 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Come on, you certainly want to clean the mud off my kind sneakers, right?'",
17223 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Filled with joy, my feet are enclosed by gentle sneakers.'",
17224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I very gladly wear such soft girl sneakers.'",
17225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Only few people wear as kind sneakers as I do.'",
17226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Only few people are as gentle and soft as I.'",
17227 "It seems that nethack variants often remove attribute restoration from unihorn effects. Admittedly the infinite restoration from vanilla was the other extreme, but I think there should be a way to find some middle ground...",
17228 "If you die because 'the game was too confusing' and you 'didn't understand what was happening', then you might not have read the messages closely enough, or maybe you got hit by a special attack or nasty trap that you haven't encountered before. I do admit that not everything's 100%% documented, but in the case of doubt my advice is to either ask me in the IRC or if that's not an option then 'use the source luke!'",
17229 "What? There's no such thing as 'too many monsters onscreen'! This is SLEX, you have two choices: cope with the monster horde or lose the game!",
17230 "There are no 'irrelevant' monsters or items in SLEX and they certainly don't 'spoil the nethack atmosphere', after all, this is a variant, if you want something true to the original nethack then play a less experimental variant instead :P That said, want a suggestion for when you get bored with SLEX? Play Nethack Fourk. *bundlebundlebundle*",
17231 "Someone said on my survey that I'm supposed to 'tighten it up' and there was 'too much stuff going on'. Does he mean you run into annoying monsters, traps etc. too often? Welcome to SLEX, dude :P If you rather want a barren dungeon instead where you meet maybe a single monster once every 100 turns and at most one special room per level (and fall asleep in Gehennom with those endless boooooooring mazes), feel free to try other variants. But for the sake of it, slex's dungeon should be filled with action.",
17232 "Do you want a shorter game that's easier to win? If the answer is 'yes', I'm sorry but that is not in stock in this variant. If you're new to SLEX and immediately set 'ascension' as your first goal, it's like you were some untrained, scrawny half-pint attempting to run a marathon. You should set some short-term goals in SLEX instead, e.g. 'reach the quest/castle/Gehennom/whatever', and once you can consistently fulfill those, then you might start forging actual ascension plans.",
17233 "Demo finds it funny that SLEX takes itself seriously. Well, despite all the silly messages and ridiculous attempts at 'humor', it's still a balanced nethack variant, at least as long as your definition of balance doesn't say 'if perfect play doesn't guarantee a 100%% win rate then the game's unbalanced'.",
17234 "According to Demo, SLEX is a containment zone for bad ideas that are still tempting to do. Well, the fun thing is, those ideas actually work out well in-game :)",
17235 "As long as wands of teleportation don't always work on no-teleport levels, I will always long for a change that makes it so again.",
17236 "Clearly, samurai alignment should be more realistic in Nethack Fourk: if you hit the same enemy several times, you should lose alignment because the samurai way dictates you kill your enemies quickly, which is to say in one swing. Hacking them to death slowly is not very honorable because then the enemy has to suffer agonizing pain until he finally dies!",
17237 "Adding extra 'difficulty' to games, by itself, does not make things more interesting, it just means you need to grind more. Therefore, here in SLEX, we had to add in a good deal of 'RNG screw' to make sure you can't just make the increased difficulty go away by altar farming for 100000 turns straight.",
17238 "Wait! The door knob is coated in acid! Your gauntlets of power corrode!",
17239 "A giant hand slaps you across the room! You are covered in flour!",
17240 "As you open the door, you're surrounded by all the possibilities of traps!",
17241 "I think it's still possible to be killed by a scroll of genocide in Rodney's tower. But it's probably a rare corner case now.",
17242 "According to mtf, the genocide bug was intended. But he was being sarcastic :)",
17243 "Because some players are somehow weird and keep inputting invalid commands, we'll probably have to make it configurable whether you're being told about the number_pad option early on.",
17244 "Your current health feels amplified!",
17245 "You feel introspective for a moment.",
17246 "You are surrounded by a shimmering sphere! The Wizard of Yendor grabs your arm as you vanish!",
17247 "The talisman sparkles and starts glowing purple.",
17248 "The yellow glow of the talisman seems weaker.",
17249 "The black glow of the talisman is getting faint.",
17250 "The talisman's glow disappears and it disintegrates.",
17251 "The talisman shines with a brilliant light!",
17252 "The talisman glows violently red for a moment, then disintegrates.",
17253 "Terrahack's Gehennom is the absolute snorefest. If you have an average ascension kit, you'll steamroller all those 100s of horned devils and vrocks and legion devil whatevers. And then you suddenly run into one of the 'funny' ubermonsters that will fuck you up no matter what your gear is.",
17254 "The vulture interface for nethack is very cheater, since it allows you to see whether a gray stone is a loadstone without having to pick it up. Don't get caught using such a cheater interface of cheatingness. Or if you do use it, at least play fair and kick-test the stones like you normally would :-)",
17255 "if you play a game with a too low weight cap where stuff weigh way too much, what happens can be summed up as 'oh damn the only wand of cold I had with me exploded, I have to go back to my stash and get another'",
17256 "all that the weight cap really 'accomplishes' is 'oh damn I cleared another level full of loot and have to go back to my stash with it'",
17257 "The power of the Aurora overwhelms you!",
17258 "Something comes out of the toilet!",
17259 "A thoroughly rusty amulet of life saving rusted away completely!",
17260 "In K-Measurer, the game is so incredibly streamlined, placing certain guaranteed items on certain early dungeon levels. But they don't start out identified, so you have to be spoiled to recognize them, or waste identify scrolls on them, or (worst of all) discover the stupid hallu potion on the Oracle level by quaff-testing. GAH.",
17261 "You are not really in the mood to play K-Measurer. Do it anyway?",
17262 "ugh... seriously??? my shuriken skill allows me to appraise the shuriken's enchantment... BUT IT ONLY APPRAISES THE ONE I THREW AND NOT THE REMAINING STACK AND THEY DON'T STACK ANYMORE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD",
17263 "I wish jonadab updated nethack fourk more regularly, after all it's one of my favorite variants and hopefully there will be a new version come next -- whoops, this message mentioned a certain tournament which is considered a banned word!",
17264 "Samurai have been bad at what real-life samurai are good at for 20 months in K-Measurer and they still can only reach skilled in twoweaponing even though real-life samurai are supposedly really good at dual-wielding...",
17265 "Apparently, when the vanilla nethack devteam made their variant, they changed the unnethack code! yes, that's right, unnethack was there first, and vanilla nethack is a variant of unnethack! :P",
17266 "Why the heck does it open the options menu if I hit ESC immediately followed by a direction?",
17267 "The wand destruction patch makes it so that the player's wands start out weak, and some roles can't even reach enough skill to make them stronger, but soldiers will absolutely fuck you up with their wands of lightning and death.",
17268 "Why the heck is an acid blob a 'j' in K-Measurer? WHY IS IT A j??? Blobs are, have always been, and will always be 'b', as in 'b'lob!",
17269 "K-Measurer somehow had to recolor all monsters to arbitrary other ones.",
17270 "Why the heck can't I spacebar out of the direction prompt in K-Measurer?",
17271 "In K-Measurer, the 'corridorbranch' option says 'branching corridors do not stop farmove'... and apparently that means that if it's set to false, 'branching corridors do not do not stop farmove', i.e. do stop it. *Very* bad wording on that option.",
17272 "The background radiation in the Gamma Caves contaminates you.",
17273 "You're discovering your sexuality...",
17274 "Are you homosexual? If you answer no, you're heterosexual.",
17275 "Did I ever state how badly designed cone of cold and fireball are? They gain 'stronger' forms if you increase them to skilled, but it prevents you from firing them as a ray, and prevents you from using them at all on the plane of water! What if I am in a situation where I need the ray? There's no way to unassign the skill point!",
17276 "The wand destruction patch means that if you increase your skill high enough to get explosions with ray wands, your amulet of reflection stops working on them and you'll get a fat slap in the face if you're not ultra careful with that wand of lightning.",
17277 "You deliver a massive kick with the fury of a million suns squarely on the door. Under the crushing force of your blow, the door is riven into thousands of splinters! The splinters shower the space behind the door, traveling at such monumental speed that they all spontaneously combust.",
17278 "The goblin is startled. The goblin turns to flee!",
17279 "The goblin is atomized.",
17280 "and they combust so much such that they noxious gases left starts to choke you. You die...",
17281 "Suddenly the door to the east is unlocked!",
17282 "The Nightmare Gauntlet door fails to unlock and you're stuck forever unless you find a scroll of relocation.",
17285 "You feel less resistant to paralysis!",
17286 "You feel less capable of using your techniques...",
17287 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'der is so won'",
17288 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ju bai i me'",
17289 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'nau war i yu'",
17290 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'you hev no tschans'",
17291 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'i mach you finischd olredi agen'",
17292 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'jou kannot eskeip'",
17293 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'no wor e ju houeva jou'",
17294 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'yu kennod probebli difid mi'",
17295 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'juu hev no chaens et oll'",
17296 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'egensd mi ju kaennot win'",
17297 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'nau schou ichs ju howewa you'",
17298 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'you mach i fulli finishet'",
17299 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'wel waeit, equel hev i jo ju mug tschap'",
17300 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'yuu poertscheis i mi ju mienie'",
17301 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'such nen stupidie leik juu mach i loosley finisched'",
17302 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'gif dier ap ju nerv hed'",
17303 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'iquel haev i you ju feiljar'",
17304 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'de wimp liek juu dosent iwen nied tu trai'",
17305 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'you assie wil go daun'",
17306 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'you schou ichs yu dammbie'",
17307 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'te dummie of ju kan du nasing aet oll'",
17308 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'dis beng beg is redi maeid equal fulli'",
17309 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'hahaahaahhaha'",
17310 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ju hef feilt'",
17311 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'bah, es if ju witsch kud'",
17312 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'de onli won hu ken du somsing hir is mi'",
17313 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'only i miet olweis'",
17314 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ju newa miit'",
17315 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ju ken nod eim ed oll'",
17316 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'yu is fuly se feilure'",
17317 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'your difit is send in tiwi'",
17318 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'yoou kan giv up just es wel'",
17319 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'heehhe i em de greitest'",
17320 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'gwit bregging'",
17321 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'you willl newer bi as gud ass me'",
17322 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'wai du ju plei et al, you loos eniwey'",
17323 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'yu ar rilli fully baed, you konstentli schuut biseid it'",
17324 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'i hef fully thhe guhd riektschn taim'",
17325 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'i hav fuly se lartsch iq'",
17326 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ei aem nat konsited aet all'",
17327 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ei nou evri muuv oph sis gaeim bai haat'",
17328 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'somting kennot tjun hiar'",
17329 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'",
17330 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'kaen simpli nott bi'",
17331 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'o ju saustjupid gai!'",
17332 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'oo, yuu supperdamb gay, you!'",
17333 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'o nou jou ar winning, ar ju hauewer kreisi!'",
17334 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ju hed inwelit haelp!'",
17335 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'j u h e d i n w e l i t h a e l p !'",
17336 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'now verimpekt i juu howevar iequal.'",
17337 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ei verimpaekd de taeips nau hauever iiquol, indied oll'",
17338 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'nau gou feinelli der aegen raus, you dump gaii!'",
17339 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'is des houewwer kraeisie!'",
17340 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'sdil faiv sekends end i vaerimmpact jou!'",
17341 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'des gibbts newerseles nod! tes givvs nevarthelaess nott! daes gippz naewaselless noht! taett ghivs naewertaehlaef noddd! oooooooooo, you greissi gayy...'",
17342 "Precognition: made object with enchantment 10",
17343 "Some AHL maps crash immediately after loading, or after walking a few steps. Bananamans and Engholm are particularly bad offenders in that regard.",
17344 "If you throw grenades at bots, the game will occasionally crash! This is probably because the game tries to do a divison by 0 if the grenade is thrown in a certain angle relative to the bot!",
17345 "Bad field number 10119975",
17346 "You have partial autopilot.",
17347 "Your weapon starts attacking everything automatically.",
17348 "You automatically jump every turn.",
17349 "If you spawn another bot, the game will terminate with the message 'Client Anaconda sent a bogus command packet'.",
17350 "If you spawn really many bots, the game will terminate with the message 'Client Anaconda sent an unreadable command packet'.",
17351 "Bots camp at ladders because they're too stupid to go up ladders normally!",
17352 "Changing weapons via mouse wheel does not go correctly. Sometimes the game lets you select an empty weapon, and then you're dead.",
17353 "Many guns start in the wrong mode, especially most single pistols, you have to manually set them to automatic in order to stand a chance because semi-auto could also be renamed to symptomatology.",
17354 "The single player mode is full nose, if you reload an earlier save you'll be deposited at the spawn point instead of where you were when you saved. So if a door had locked behind you, the area blocked off by the door is now permanently inaccessible.",
17355 "If you use a female character model (e.g. Babewire), you often have a male voice in single player mode due to a bug.",
17356 "I've accidentally hit the autoexplore hotkey in KKFS thrice before figuring out how to unbind it there. *Every* time it maneuvered me into a dead end where I got cornered by monsters and died. Things like that mark you forever! Get it in your thick head that AUTOEXPLORE IS EVIL",
17357 "The AHL biflist file that lists the bots can only have 32 entries! This is extremely retarded, and it's even so brain-dead that the ones at the top are selected more often than the rest. Solution: write a script (e.g. in Perl) that you can run to create a fresh randomized biflist file, and don't forget to run it before you start a new game.",
17358 "In AHL, the chat placeholder for the name of the enemy constantly writes 'No one' because the game is too stupid to realize who you're currently aiming for and the brain-dead retard automatic is too lazy to simply make it insert the name of a random enemy in that case.",
17359 "AHL bots cannot be given commands, they only listen to commands issued by other bots. If you spam 'Cover me!' 10 times back to back, they won't react, but if another bot says 'Cover me!' they immediately come to his aid.",
17360 "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG OMG, not only is there a disguised suicide key in the form of autoexplore, it even REPLACES A BUTTON THAT DOES SOMETHING HARMLESS. Be *VERY* careful, *NEVER* move your left index finger anywhere close 'v' or you're screwed.",
17361 "Your head is spinning too much to explore.",
17362 "Bullet time doesn't work in multiplayer mode at all and because some lamers (probably chobo noobies) are afraid of people using an aimbot and a wallhack, you can't see your character from the rear in kung fu mode. Shame, Babewire looks so sweeeeeeeeeeet...",
17363 "The 'staying alive scoring system' does not work in teamplay mode without rounds. Sure, the game will say 'Charcoal has 10 kills in a row and is getting 4 frags per kill!', but the charcoal still only gets one frag if he actually kills something.",
17364 "Charcoal has 10 kills in a row and is getting 4 frags per kill!",
17365 "In Teamplay Without Rounds, other players will display their name only if they never died in the current game. Why the hell is that so noobish, I recognized that in the very first game.",
17366 "Apparently Eyehack's devilish suicide command (aka autoexplore) was an actual suicide command on lava levels once.",
17367 "The AHL log files are always logging who is wielding which weapon, and that's completely retarded because YOU CANNOT TURN IT OFF, as a consequence the log files are always filled with endless amounts of garbage because the lack of an option to turn that shit off suck ass!",
17368 "If you dive into an enemy, the kick sound will be played but the enemy won't take damage for some reason.",
17369 "If you dive into an enemy, the kick sound will be played but the enemy won't take damage even if you're Paris Hilton wearing high-heeled black combat boots. That is obviously a bug and I want to fix it but can't.",
17370 "If you use the cannon to frag an enemy on the ahl_temple map, you don't get a frag and the fraged enemy doesn't lose one either, so it's a complete waste of time. Do you know how hard it is to score a frag with that retarded cannon, especially considering that you can't move while operating it and the enemy can simply shoot you in the head with his anaconda? Reward our frags, please!!!",
17371 "Goal based maps do not work at all in AHL if you turn on the goals. Most of them simply crash singing and soundless, but some of them will even cause the PC to overheat, which is an especially heinous bug.",
17372 "Sometimes you cannot walk through corpses of other players anymore!",
17373 "Sometimes one can take no more food from full fields!",
17374 "Pellet rifles don't work on large distances!",
17375 "Some guns may incorrectly show the amount of ammo they have left. This bug especially happens with the double beretta, which can have a maximum of 30 ammo but sometimes displays values like 44. And if you then fire once, the display goes back to showing 29.",
17376 "If you start with the M4 and a bandolier, you'll have three reserve clips, which isn't much but better than nothing. However, if you then empty a clip and reload, you can't pick up another M4 ammo clip. That annoys me so very much.",
17377 "If you fire the last shot of your Mosin Nagant, the 'bolt action reload animation' will play again, preventing you from immediately switching to a different gun! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Curse the stupid reloading animation! What the hell is that supposed to achieve? If you emptied your sniper rifle, you want to draw your sidearm IMMEDIATELY because the enemy will be shooting you all the time!",
17378 "Sometimes AHL has a bug where the corpses and guns of other players will disappear in a split second after they died, meaning you need to be really fast to be able to grab their weapons!",
17379 "If you die in AHL and respawn, it happens disproportionately often that you'll respawn right next to an enemy and immediately get shot again. Also, if a bot dies, it often respawns next to you, instantly turns around to face you and instantly lands a headshot because the computer is a cheating bastard. Didn't the AHL readme say that you always respawn close to your own teammates?",
17380 "The bots run fully into barnacles purely, even if they see her.",
17381 "In Half-Life, barnacles seem to be 'fright creatures' at first... until you decide to whack one with the crowbar, which is when you discover that they die instantly and release you.",
17382 "Not a single official Half-Life walkthrough mentions the headcrabs that you encounter before you even get the crowbar. What the heck? I recognize them every time I play the game! Those monsters are dangerous! Doubly so since you can't kill them yet!",
17383 "There is a certain place in Half-Life's 'Blast Pit' mission where you find a leaking pipe. One of the official walkthroughs says that you have to walk through the spilled sewage on the ground and take so-so damage in the progress and 'hopefully have enough health to survive'. But thankfully you don't have to do that, you can simply jump ON the pipe and get to the other side unharmed.",
17384 "AHL sometimes doesn't realize how a player got fraged. If you shoot at someone standing on a roof and that player then jumps down of his own free will, you somehow get credit for the frag.",
17385 "AHL sometimes doesn't realize how a player got fraged. Once I got credit for killing the charcoal even though I hadn't seen him at all for over a minute!",
17386 "If you don't completely empty your double beretta and then reload, you only get 30 rounds of ammo, yet if you reload a single beretta while you still have ammo left, you'll have 16 rounds of ammo. That sounds like a bug, is there an undocumented hard limit of 30 ammos for some reason? But the SMG can have 31 too!",
17387 "Demo message number < 1",
17388 "Half-Life can be a very bugged game at times. The replay-recording function is a particularly big offender, since a perfectly valid recording can sometimes fail to load with 'Demo message number < 1'. There's nothing you can do but curse at the game for corrupting the file like that.",
17389 "Recording a replay in Half-Life can be ultra bugged. Because the replay isn't a video, but a series of commands that get executed. As a consequence, you can record a game on ahl_plexharbour that ends with you shooting guys at the ship, which when replayed will end with you running around the back end of the canteen, great! Why can't the replay simply show what actually happened during the game???",
17390 "The recording function in AHL is ultra bugged. If you then actually watch the replay, no crosshair is visible or how much ammo the player has left, and also, the replay function *lags like hell*!",
17391 "The last bot added to the game sometimes doesn't get the red team color, but is displayed in white. Depending on color settings it can be very hard to distinguish that from the light blue for the other team.",
17392 "If you kick a bot and then add a new one to the game, it's always the exact same bastard that you just kicked.",
17393 "Sometimes the corpses of dead players won't be removed even if cl_bodystay is set to 0.1! The consequence is LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG to the power of 3 (i.e. lag cubed)!",
17394 "ALL bots in absolutely ALL Half-Life based games (including Counter-Strike Source) are so goddamn STUPID and don't realize that other players (teammates) are obstacles too!",
17395 "If an enemy using kung fu mode knocks away your gun, your character will be so stupid and not automatically equip the next gun. Instead, you'll be empty-handed.",
17396 "Bots are cheating bastards in kung fu mode, since they'll always hit and are almost invincible, no matter how bad their values for accuracy, reaction time etc. really are! It's as if kung fu mode allows them to ignore crappy values completely!",
17397 "The AHL mod for Half-Life is very laggy. Sure, it's not as laggy as Joebot for Counter-Strike, but still rather laggy!",
17398 "You can fill a Half-Life server with 31 bots and it will stutter a bit, but the lag won't be unplayably bad. Running AHL with 7 bots will actually lag more for some reason. But the pinnacle of lagginess is if you use Joebot for Counter-Strike, especially the new version where even just having 3 bots on de_piranesi causes unplayable lag whenever one of the bots spots you. Or also if it just *thinks* it spotted you. You'll get 1 FPS and die with no chance.",
17399 "If a woman who weighs 65 kg is wearing high heels that have an area of 1 square centimeter at the tip of the heel, she can apply a force of fucking 2 *giga*pascal with it :D",
17400 "The botter stole the neural network stuff and made it worse! In fact, with every new version of his bot, it became even more laggy than before. Just having 3 bots on de_piranesi is enough to cause so much lag even on a 3.3 GHz PC that you'll be lag-killed every single time.",
17401 "Joebot for Counter-Strike is incredibly laggy for some reason. No idea what crazy-ass calculations those bots are doing, but whenever they spot you or think they have spotted you, they use 200%% CPU and cause the game to run with 1 FPS. And it never mentions any lag in the readme file even though it happens every. single. time. and makes it completely unplayable. Am I (Amy) the only one suffering from that bug???",
17402 "If you collect pistol ammo from dead players, the pistol isn't removed from the game and as a consequence many pistols will be on the battleground after a while, causing lag!",
17403 "Why do you gain pistol ammo when walking over a pistol of a fallen player, yet walking over their M4 or MP5 or other primary weapon doesn't give you any ammo? That makes no sense at all! AHL is inconsequential if you ask me!",
17404 "It is completely unreasonable that grenades in AHL have three fire modes, since only the long mode is usable, and the bugged grenades don't even start in that mode!",
17405 "All the AHL gosus will tell you that you should fire your guns in single shot mode all the time. Well, you can try to do that, but you will quickly abandon that idea because the enemy will shoot so much faster than you do and as a result you die all the time. The correct way to use an assault rifle or double beretta is called Spray n Pray.",
17406 "The bif files for AHL bots can only be 16 KB in size, which is way too little! Instead of bolding the statement that there is such a limit, I'd liked to not have such an annoying limit in the first place because then I can give more random chat lines to the bots!",
17407 "AHL bots can say 'Enemy down' if they merely see an enemy die, as opposed to having killed the enemy by themselves. However, the bigger problem is that they very rarely say 'Enemy down' at all, for some reason. They constantly say 'Enemy spotted' or 'Taking fire' but almost never 'Enemy down'! Why???",
17408 "The AHL bots can sometimes suicide right after respawning, because their suicide routine has a delay of a split second or so. If the bot thinks he's in a hopeless situation and decides to kill himself, but you quickly shoot him or he dies of bleedout or something before that split second is up, the 'I want to suicide' routine is still 'in quiver' and gets executed immediately when the bot next respawns, even though he obviously isn't in a hopeless situation after respawning with full health and ammo.",
17409 "If you throw a grenade, the game will not always switch back to the weapon you used last. (Yes, bare hands are also a weapon in this context.)",
17410 "If you throw away your gun in AHL, the motherfucking stupid game always draws the worst possible weapon from your remaining arsenal because it's annoyingly not set so that you automatically draw the BEST weapon from your remaining arsenal instead, even though that would be far more useful.",
17411 "If you try to reload the ithaca shotgun and then start bandaging your wounds, the reloading animation is stopped without actually reloading the gun. And once you finished bandaging, you can start over with reloading.",
17412 "SS_LoadSound: Could not load blablabla",
17413 "SS_LoadSound: Could not load blablabla SS_LoadSound: Could not load blablabla",
17414 "Switching to a double SAA can result in the game buggedly reloading a bullet, even if you have no bullets left. So for example, if you have 6/0 ammo (6 ammo in the gun and 0 in reserve), it buggedly reloads and suddenly you have 7/0 ammo.",
17415 "Switching to a double SAA can result in the game buggedly reloading a bullet, even if your fingers were very far away from the reloading hotkey. This can result in you dying if there's an enemy shooting at you, because the unwanted reloading prevents you from actually firing and killing the enemy.",
17416 "If you want to make sniping waypoints for AHL bots, you have to pray. Cause setting such a waypoint helpfully changes the index numbers of ALL other waypoints, and you have to set a target waypoint for the sniping waypoint to work. Since its number changes, sniping waypoints will never work. The bot will either zoom right into the wall with his sniper rifle, or he'll zoom into the moon and hope that another player flies past in a UFO or something.",
17417 "AHL bots can only snipe if their skill level is at least 3. That's completely retarded, because sniping is similar to camping, and a thing noobs do. So realistically, bots with lower skill should actually snipe MORE often (and miss more often due to their lack of skill, but that's another matter), but instead they run around constantly, which actually requires effort for a real player.",
17418 "The bot FOV field in AHL doesn't work at all, no matter what their field of view allegedly is, they always instantly see where you are.",
17419 "AHL bots sometimes use an aimbot and a wallhack!",
17420 "If you set three different lines that bots can say in AHL, they only ever use the last one. Only if you set enough lines, the game's shitty RNG is capable of rolling every possible result.",
17421 "Sometimes, sniper rifles don't hit even if the enemy is right in the middle of the crosshair and therefore actually has to be hit.",
17422 "Hitting an enemy that is underwater is almost impossible, even if you try to shoot them in the face at point blank with an ithaca.",
17423 "AHL replays on the terrible loungesky map don't work at all because the music files are too big!",
17424 "If you don't have a holster, even 'drawing' your fists takes 3 seconds or so.",
17425 "The flashlight is laggy, i.e. the ray of light still displays where you pointed to a second ago instead of where you're actually pointing!",
17426 "Some gun animations in first person shooters laaaaaaaaaaaaaag like hell if they're meant to be drawn from up close, e.g. if you stand right next to a wall and fire a shotgun!",
17427 "In AHL, the ithaca, handcannon and fists cannot score headshots! This is unrealistic and you should test what happens in real life if you put a shotgun to your head and fire!",
17428 "Some Half-Life maps cannot be edited with ripent because they're too big! What is that shit?",
17429 "In AHL, the say_text messages cannot be longer than 192 characters, which is some serious BS. In particular, it means that bots may not use too many placeholders in long chat lines or they can suddenly trigger this error. The program should not TERMINATE the running game just because some sent a message that is too long, but simply cut it off at the 192 character mark instead!",
17430 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-AH! You cannot turn off the ACCURSED spam protection in AHL! BULLSHIT! If I want to send an in-game chat message, I don't want shitty garbage messages like 'wait 0 more seconds' that swallow my messages! FUCK THE STUPID MESSAGE!",
17431 "You can't switch your team more than X times in Y time units in AHL, which is some serious shit. Why did that have to get added to the game??? I don't want to have to unpause the game and wait for a whole second just to be 'allowed' to switch my team again, because ONE SECOND IS TOO LONG (that totally should be a scroll label in slex).",
17432 "In the AHL team selection menu, you cannot select option 0 by hitting the 0 key! What the hell? The options from 1-9 do work!",
17433 "The mouse pointer is always invisible in AHL's team selection menu, no matter whether you turn on the hud_capturemouse and similar commands. At least on Amy's PC. On her 'guest' PC (the one meant for the other player if she actually finds a fool who wants to play against her) though, the mouse pointer is displayed. Bullshit! Why can't the stupid game simply show the mouse like other Half-Life mods do?",
17434 "You can never use a hotkey to select 'Random' in AHL's weapon selection menu, but instead you have to try to hit the button with the BUGGED invisible mouse pointer. It's weird that a mod of a game in which the mouse always worked doesn't also have an always-working mouse.",
17435 "In AHL, the weapons are numbered differently for the 'equip' console command and the bot info files! Where the d-e-v-i-l do you get told what the correct numbers to use for the console command are? There is no documentation!",
17436 "AHL bots aren't blinded if they have nightvision and you point your flashlight at them!",
17437 "AHL bots are capable of seeing you in complete darkness, even if they don't have nightvision or flashlight!",
17438 "Fatal bug in AHL (which really shouldn't exist if you ask me): if you type 'log on' in the console prior to selecting your team, the game will crash!",
17439 "AHL bots can only decide to camp with sniper weapons. I'd like to bring to your attention that you can also camp with a shotgun and surprise players who are running past your camping position.",
17440 "The incomplete AHL readme states you only use up one clip if you reload a double beretta while having 15 ammo, or a double colt while having 7 ammo. But that's not true, you always lose two clips.",
17441 "You cannot shoot through teammates with weapons that are supposed to have penetration (e.g. M4)!",
17442 "The AHL readme states that the beretta is the only weapon without penetration, but in reality the ithaca and handcannon don't have penetration either.",
17443 "If you set AHL's teamkill punishing option to 'off', teamkillers are being punished anyway!",
17444 "AHL's teamkill punishment is really lame, you can't attack or do anything, they don't even allow you to use fists! And the worst offender: BOTS DON'T GET SUBJECTED TO THE PUNISHMENT EVEN IF THEY DO KILL A TEAMMATE. The AI is a cheating bastard.",
17445 "Some monsters in K-Measurer are so uber wierdo and display as an inverted ? because they use characters (glyphs) that can't be displayed.",
17446 "In K-Measurer, you cannot escape from a pit or bear trap diagonally if all the diagonal spaces adjacent to you are occupied by walls, because it's apparently cool to make things work differently.",
17447 "Doormash should be renamed to doorhack, because it adds 'funny' door traps, including one that rusts and blanks all your shit and that can appear anywhere at random. Really obnoxious.",
17448 "In Doormash AND K-Measurer, lizards/newts/iguanas/etc. always spawn asleep because they the same idea and both of them didn't check to make sure that the code which causes S_LEPRECHAUN monsters to spawn asleep gets moved to the leprechaun monster that is no longer a 'l'.",
17449 "Doormash should be renamed to Unplayablelevelhack, because its new mines end is literally unplayable unless you have waterwalking. There are TONS of places you can only reach by squeezing, which means you have to drop almost everything, probably including the escape items for those blasted electric eels. (But that issue was later fixed.)",
17450 "Doormash should be renamed to Optometristhack, because that's who you need to visit after playing it for a while - it not only changes sinks to an arbitrary other glyph, it makes them DARK BLUE. GAH.",
17451 "In Doormash you will not see that your +0 katana is an uncursed +0 katana even with the implicit_uncursed option set to on, because that variant should be renamed to optionsdonotworkhack.",
17452 "In Doormash you will not see that your +0 katana is an uncursed +0 katana even with the implicit_uncursed option set to on, because you somehow have to turn it off to make it work correctly. Which is the exact opposite of what you'd expect.",
17453 "Doormash should be renamed to Suckhack, because the first bad thing about it is something you'll encounter even BEFORE YOU'VE MOVED! WOW! Its inventory is too stupid to know what alphabetical sorting is! Slot 'd' (the ya) is put before slot 'a' (the katana)! What is this shit???",
17454 "Sorry, you can only swap your secondary weapon while not dual-wielding.",
17455 "You can't set an item as your secondary weapon that's already equipped in a different slot!",
17456 "Did you know that the Amy somehow managed to ascend Nethack Fourk even though it's a rather difficult variant?",
17457 "Did you know that the Amy somehow managed to ascend Nethack Fourk even though it's quite a bit different from vanilla?",
17458 "Did you know that the Amy somehow managed to ascend Nethack Fourk? On the other hand, FIQhack is a variant she didn't ascend yet, because she's too slow to catch the goblins before they use up scrolls of identify or enchant weapon.",
17459 "You slip with your stiletto heels and crash into the floor. Ouch!",
17460 "You slip with your stiletto heels and crash into the floor. Don't expect any compassion for it either; your own fault for wearing the damn things.",
17461 "You get back up and curse at your stiletto heels for making you wipe out.",
17462 "You get back up and curse at your stiletto heels for making you wipe out. But in reality it's your own damn fault because no one held you at gunpoint and forced you to wear them.",
17463 "Uh-oh, you trip with your cone heels and some of your possessions fall out of your knapsack!",
17464 "Uh-oh, you trip with your cone heels! But you barely manage to avoid dropping your possessions.",
17465 "Uh-oh, you trip with your cone heels! Why do you have to be such a conceited, frigid bitch that wears such shoes, anyway? I don't feel sorry for you. If you can't walk in them, consider putting on some goddamn flats instead.",
17466 "Being unused to wearing block heels, you painfully sprain your ankle.",
17467 "You trip over your own wedge heels.",
17468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Oh, you're quite a good player, you made it pretty far! I'm wondering why all the previous monsters didn't kill you, but you certainly won't defeat me.'",
17469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'If you somehow manage to defeat me, you'll gain a couple new items and will reach the next world. But that is impossible.'",
17470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Watch out, you'll die faster than you'd expect.'",
17471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Your weapon is hidden among the huge pile of lego blocks now, because I put it in there. Hahaha! Have fun looking for it!'",
17472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Dueueueueueueue!'",
17473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Dueueueue-oh!'",
17474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Muck, I lost something!'",
17475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Oeoeoeoeoeoeh!'",
17476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Oh no, I lost something!'",
17477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Duedelduedelduedel!'",
17478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieauw!'",
17479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Argh, I can't control my spaceship anymore!'",
17480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Aah, who's braking here?'",
17481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Argh, I'm crashing!'",
17482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Dae-nae! Now I'm small!'",
17483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Har-har, har-har, har-har!'",
17484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Tschaeauwieauwwieauwwieauwwieauwwieieieieauw-har-har!'",
17485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Har-har! Tschieueueue-ieueueue-ieueueue-ue.'",
17486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'You can't defeat the final boss.'",
17487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'I'm the final boss, and you can't defeat me!'",
17488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Yeah, I win six thousand two hundred!'",
17489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Now you are at losing.'",
17490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'If you don't try hard, you'll lose this game soon.'",
17491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'It looks like you don't have a chance.'",
17492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Well, I'm the final boss, and you're just a wimpy player.'",
17493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'You may be a human player and thus have the intellectual advantage, but at least my nose isn't running constantly, unlike yours.'",
17494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'I'm the final boss because I have a spaceship.'",
17495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Yet again I lost a life. Only because I collected lines!'",
17496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Tschieau! Maennel maennel! Now I quit!'",
17497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'I'll firecracker that one in that it cracks in such a way degrees.'",
17498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'This grenade you'll never hold in your life.'",
17499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Now I'll score the goal of the century against you.'",
17500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'That one gets clean-breaded now.'",
17501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Yeah! Good firing position! Wait, I'll score a goal now!'",
17502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Fouler assie!'",
17503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'You putrefied!'",
17504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'You putrefied already again!'",
17505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Equivalent gives it a yellow...'",
17506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'ey, that was fully the foul...'",
17507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'The arbitrator needs a guide dog!'",
17508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Why do only I get a yellow card?'",
17509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'FOUL! You putrefied fully!'",
17510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'In the premier league I'd get a penalty kick now!'",
17511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'What weird ruleset is this game based upon??? Seriously?'",
17512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Hey, you putrefied once already! Watch out or you'll get yellow-red!'",
17513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!'",
17514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!'",
17515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Goal! Yeah, goal!'",
17516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'goalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoal'",
17517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Goalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoal-GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!'",
17518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Yeah, I scored a goal!'",
17519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Yeah, I a gate shot!'",
17520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Gategoal! Goalgate!'",
17521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'GATE!!!'",
17522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Fully clean-firecrackered!'",
17523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'That thing struck like a grenade.'",
17524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Firsttothepostandtheninthenet - a supergoal.'",
17525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Firsttothepostandtheninthegoal - a supergoal. Because the Cristi is such a noob and misremembered the original saying.'",
17526 "K-Measurer has motherfucking elder black dragons whose melee attacks will disintegrate your shit and the resistance does all of jack diddly (unlike slex). At least the damn things can be genocided, and you'd be wise to actually do so.",
17527 "jonadab says: 'In a rush, it is dangerous. It's a good idea, I wonder what you are doing and it's easy to learn at Ettore and it is a cheerful apple. I will do my best at the farewell party.'", /* based on some weird-ass japanese comment he made when I asked him on his opinion about slex */
17528 "You must have been exercising diagonally.",
17529 "You must have been exercising diagonally. Keep it up and eventually you'll get intrinsic bishop conduct, which prevents you from moving orthogonally.",
17530 "You must have been exercising diagonally. Soon you'll be able to fit through squeezing spots even when carrying a lot of stuff, because no amount of strength or constitution can increase the cap at which you no longer fit through diagonal passageways!",
17531 "You feel like you really know how to spell now!",
17532 "You feel like you should find Monty Hall.",
17533 "You feel like you should have asked Marilyn.",
17534 "K-Measurer manages to add new bugs that shouldn't even be possible to add. For example, if somehow a two-handed weapon ends up in your alternate weapon slot, you cannot switch from one one-handed weapon to another.",
17535 "You are hit by a potion! It breaks on your head. You can't see!",
17536 "Wait! That's not a potion (or whatever). It's a small mimic!",
17537 "The pyrolisk's heat gaze singes your skin!",
17538 "The pyrolisk's gaze burns you again!",
17539 "Wait, Sirius is in the way!",
17540 "Blech. Rotten food. You feel sick.",
17541 "Wait! That's not a boulder, it's a large mimic!",
17542 "You enter what seems to be a very different world.",
17543 "You are hit! You're not affected by the poison.",
17544 "There's something blocking the doorway.",
17545 "You don't have this in your inventory.",
17546 "The ghost of Glen Wilkerson touches you!",
17547 "There's a struggle between Mercury and Mars.",
17548 "Mars wins! You successfully changed the altar's alignment!",
17549 "You are definitely chaotic!",
17550 "You are deemed chaotic!",
17551 "You are aptly chaotic!",
17552 "A four leaf clover appears on the ground near you.",
17553 "You memorise the spell of healing!",
17554 "You hear a low droning sound.",
17555 "You hear a buzzing echoing through the corridors.",
17556 "They seriously contemplate calling the normal playing mode 'easy mode'. Well easy mode my ass, your so-called easy mode already has elder black dragons that can suddenly and without warning disintegrate your ascension kit.",
17557 "You enter what seems to be some kind of swamp.",
17558 "You hear the sound of a cockatoo.",
17559 "You hear the sound of a cockatrice.",
17560 "You hear the hissing of a cockatrice.",
17561 "You detect a trap (web) hidden under the leash.",
17562 "Your silver dagger seems not to be affected by the ochre jelly.",
17563 "The (forget which kind) giant throws a boulder!",
17564 "You hear a loud crashing sound.",
17565 "You fall into the water! You can't swim! Luckily you are able to climb out the other side!",
17566 "There is a chest here. Do you wish to lock it?",
17567 "You lock the chest with a rusted key.",
17568 "You enter what seems a barracks.",
17569 "You hit the elven king. The elven king gets upset.",
17570 "Do you really want to hit the elven king?",
17571 "Blood runs all over the altar! Your sacrifice is consumed in a burst of flame! Jubilex appears before you!",
17572 "Really? You want to attack Jubilex? (y/n)",
17573 "The titan casts a spell at you. You reel from something. You are blinded. You can't see!",
17574 "You step on a polymorph trap! Your dwarven mithril mail breaks asunder. Your cloak of protection is torn apart.",
17575 "You are polymorphed into a winged gargoyle!",
17576 "You may lay an egg.",
17577 "If you can do anything, it is purely reflexive.",
17578 "You seem to vaguely remember being here.",
17579 "You rip apart the web with your bare claws!",
17580 "You again here the call for help from Orion.",
17581 "Orion is calling to you for help.",
17582 "The wraith touches you! You seem unaffected by the wraith's touch.",
17583 "The Bell refuses to be constrained in such a container.",
17584 "the Croissant throws butter at you. you slip! [-3hp] Your weapon slips from your hand. Your gloves slip off your hand. Your pants slip down.",
17585 "you try to eat the Croissant. the Croissant resist!",
17586 "your cat purrs at you. your cat brushes up and down your leg.",
17587 "Your pet monkey takes out a banana and begins peeling it. it hands it to you.",
17588 "Your dragon sneezes. You were burned! [-5hp]",
17589 "If you play slex long enough, slex will also play you.",
17590 "Terrahack has a weird 'wards' system that replaces Elbereth, and which is very convoluted and requires you to know the wiki. That in itself isn't so bad, but the fact that there's no way to see your known wards is. You must try to draw one to see them, and if you forget that you were standing on an altar... well...",
17591 "Terrahack has a weird 'wards' system that replaces Elbereth, but I don't know the hotkey for a crucially important 'show which wards you know' command. If you know what the hotkey is, please tell me.",
17592 "If I had added a wards system to slex, I certainly wouldn't have forgotten to add a command that remembers the known wards for you!",
17593 "You are on the moon tonight!",
17594 "Stuff has vanished!",
17595 "Stuff has vanished from your bag of holding!",
17596 "Stuff has vanished from your bag of holding, and we don't even tell you exactly which items are now gone!",
17597 "You hit the goblin with the cockatrice egg. Splat!--More--Druecken Sie eine beliebige Taste, um fortzufahren...",
17598 "You hit the goblin with the cockatrice egg. Splat!--More--Segmentation fault - core dumped.",
17599 "Since you failed to hit something in your last action, your combo ends prematurely!",
17600 "The tiger is charmed by your sexy pose!",
17601 "Suddenly, your wisdom increases.",
17602 "Suddenly, your wisdom decreases.",
17603 "Suddenly, your wisdom decreases. Whoops, it's below 3 now! Sorry, but that means you die instantly.",
17604 "You feel a loss of PP!",
17605 "You feel a loss of PP! Now you're forced to use struggle!",
17606 "You feel your techniques becoming weaker!",
17607 "As you drive the stiletto heel up against the enemy's nuts, his face gets a shocked expression.",
17608 "You kicked the politician's nuts in such a way that they're forced out of their original position, and several internal blood vessels are lacerated in the process.",
17609 "You fall over unconscious and most certainly won't get up for a long while!",
17610 "Your tender cone heels scratch up and down the large cat's rear limb!",
17611 "The ogre king shows no indication that your attack did anything...",
17612 "Your heel scrapes off a bit of skin from the hill giant's legs.",
17613 "Your heel just doesn't stop scratching over the hc alien's legs, and blood is squirting everywhere!",
17614 "Your wedge heels stomp the practicant's helpless body.",
17615 "Your block heels aim a high kick at the protagonist.",
17616 "The molester is amazed by your athletic combat and can't fight back!",
17617 "If using a pseudo object for blade anger is defined even when not actually using blade anger, there are eternal bugs because C is such an annoying programming language.",
17618 "The name of the girl whose razor-sharp combat boot heels move through the air hoping to scratch hostile skin is Sandra, not Sabrina.",
17619 "Why is everyone having so much trouble telling the names 'Kristin' and 'Kerstin' apart? They're two completely different girls!",
17620 "Yes, the names 'Ella' and 'Elena' sound similar, yet they're still different.",
17621 "Due to your lack of skill, you cannot remove implants at all. Train the skill first.",
17622 "Due to your lack of skill, you cannot remove implants at all. Train the skill first. If you don't have the implants skill, you're SOL, my friend.",
17623 "Due to your lack of skill, you cannot remove implants at all. Train the skill first. This will take thousands of turns so better hope your implant isn't one that gives nasty trap effects.",
17624 "Your implants skill is too low to remove the implant. Dipping it in holy water may allow you to remove it though.",
17625 "Your implants skill is too low to remove the implant. Dipping it in holy water may allow you to remove it though. If you don't have holy water, there's nothing you can do.",
17626 "Your implants skill is too low to remove the implant. Dipping it in holy water may allow you to remove it though. Alternately you can try to train the skill, but if you're capped at basic then good luck.",
17627 "Removing the implant is complicated, you'll take damage to your maximum health and may suffer additional bad effects.",
17628 "As you try to rip the implant out of your body, you are severely hurt.",
17629 "As you try to rip the implant out of your body, you are severely hurt. And worst of all, the implant didn't even come off, so you threw away your maximum HP for nothing at all.",
17630 "yeah, and then 'result' tries to become something uninitialized and crashes",
17631 "The giant eel fails to wrap around you.",
17632 "The giant eel fails to wrap around you. But this is a reminder that you should still have a wand of teleportation ready.",
17633 "The giant eel fails to wrap around you. (Did you know that in the wand destruction patch, a wand of teleportation won't save you because most of the time, eels spawn on no-teleport levels?)",
17634 "He seems to be hellbent to annoy me, and therefore made it so that only the potion of extra healing increases your maximum HP while the potion of full healing does not. (insert tirade of curses directed at the stupid potion)",
17635 "The K-Measurer max HP cap is incredibly retarded, it's a flat 250 and you have to quaff potions of extra healing early to reach it. Because if you quaff them at a low level, the gains are high and don't take the levels you're going to gain later into account. This seems to me like a deliberate reduction in headroom.",
17636 "Wizards gain much more extra max HP in K-Measurer than valkyries, when quaffing potions of extra healing. That just feels very wrong to me. Shouldn't it be the other way around?",
17637 "Many people disagree with my view of balance, and take it with a huge shaker full of salt. But oh well, at least I have SLEX, and can project my views of balance onto it :D",
17638 "Apparently Rodney's Tower used to have a bug where nurses could generate with knowledge of the drain life spell. I'd call that 'bug' a feature :D",
17639 "Precognition: made Grayswandir",
17640 "Your force field causes a projectile to miss you.",
17641 "Your force field causes a thrown lacquered lady shoe to miss you.",
17642 "The silent ocean prevents you from talking.",
17643 "The silent ocean prevents you from talking. And that's good, because all you ever talk is shit. :-P",
17644 "The silent ocean prevents you from spellcasting.",
17645 "You should absolutely paint your nails purple, that would look sooooooo cute.",
17646 "You should absolutely paint your nails purple, because you'd look really sexy with such lovely women's fingernails.",
17647 "No nethack variant should arbitrarily restrict the player's role/race/gender/align combos. That's why DNHslex immediately enabled all possible combos.",
17648 "No nethack variant should arbitrarily restrict the player's role/race/gender/align combos. I have no idea why anachrononono-nonononos cannot be lawful, because really, what effect does your alignment have? Are there convoluted wierdo quests that expect you to be a certain alignment :P",
17649 "According to Demo, I literally cannot make anachrononono-nonononos lawful. Well, dnhslex shows that yes, I can :P I guess the game will break at some point or become unwinnable, but that's just the way it is then.",
17650 "Uh-oh! You're about to fall off your steed! Attempt a saving throw?",
17651 "Success! You've managed to stay mounted.",
17652 "Unfortunately your saving throw failed...",
17653 "Due to your leg injury, you don't manage to swing yourself onto your steed.",
17655 "Did you know that the Amy used to fight some sow-stupid guy in Street Fighter back when she was a kid? She was using the button mashing strategy since she didn't actually know how to play Street Fighter properly, but it was surprisingly effective and the guy said 'Damn, she and her stupid combos!' :P",
17656 "You deal 4 points of extra damage!",
17657 "You can't set an item as your secondary weapon that's already equipped in a different slot!",
17658 "The zombie is slit by your shuriken!",
17659 "You might want to turn on the number pad, which is done by opening the options with shift-O and navigating to the number_pad entry bla bla bla this message displays every time you input an invalid command, and it will annoy the hell out of you. In fact, it's probably almost as annoying as Microfuck Windoof's accursed sticky keys dialog box.",
17660 "Sticky keys is an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people.",
17661 "Sticky keys is an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, and even worse IT MAKES A FRIGHTENING BEEP SOUND THAT NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK ONCE.",
17662 "Sticky keys is an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, and even worse IT MAKES A FRIGHTENING BEEP SOUND THAT NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK ONCE. It happened WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WANKING OFF TO THE PICTURE OF A LADY IN HIGH-HEELED COMBAT BOOTS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.",
17663 "Man I really dislike windows's sticky keys so very much and the fact it has several facets which all default to on and have to be disabled individually. Microsoft Windows could really use some saner defaults FWIW.",
17664 "Suddenly, a void jumpgate appears and transports you away!",
17665 "Suddenly, a void jumpgate appears.",
17666 "Suddenly, a void jumpgate appears. But you fail to exit the void correctly and are banished to level 92 of Gehennom!",
17667 "Do you want to enter the jumpgate and be teleported to a random location on this level?",
17668 "The tree's branches are swinging, but there's no fruit on it.",
17669 "Sitting on a table isn't very fruitful.",
17670 "In order to interact with the pentagram, use #invoke.",
17671 "You sit down beside the wagon and try to hide.",
17672 "If for some weird reason you want to fall asleep, stay on the mattress tile for a while. But beware that this will not be a very pleasant sleep and monsters might try to mug you.",
17673 "You can only hold one armed grenade, but can't drop any to hold only one.",
17674 "Are you going to play SLEX during Junethack? Be aware that the following options are incompatible and you must turn them off if you want your games to count: lostsoul, uberlostsoul, gmmode, supergmmode and wonderland. Also be aware that the tournament isn't a thing anymore because of a certain bastard server administrator.",
17675 "A dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt momentarily surrounds you...",
17676 "No room for new technique?",
17677 "No inate technique for role?",
17678 "Invalid Tech Level!",
17679 "You don't know any techniques right now.",
17680 "You don't know any techniques right now, because the elder priest used his data delete attack and erased them all.",
17681 "You're standing on the vibrating square.",
17682 "The timeout on all your techniques has been set to zero.",
17683 "The timeout on all your techniques has been set to one million, which is basically the same as deactivating them. God bless the elder priest and his data delete attack!",
17684 "You have to wait a little longer before using your technique again.",
17685 "You have to wait a little longer before using your technique again. (This message can never be displayed when trying to use a technique, because the game doesn't even allow you to pick ones that are on timeout.)",
17686 "You can't concentrate right now!",
17687 "Nothing in your pack looks familiar.",
17688 "You examine your possessions.",
17689 "You are already quite familiar with the contents of your pack.",
17690 "You are already quite familiar with the fact that your inventory is empty.",
17691 "Your fingernails extend into claws!",
17692 "Your hands become blurs as they reach for your quiver!",
17693 "Darth Vader hates you and decides you need to be punished!",
17694 "You perform the panic digging ritual and are paralyzed for a while.",
17695 "You perform the panic digging ritual and are paralyzed for a while. And since you didn't take precautions, the nasty hostile monsters that were waiting behind the wall can freely attack you now.",
17696 "Some solid rock is pulverized!",
17697 "Some solid rock is pulverized, including an undiggable wall tile! Program in disorder - perhaps you'd better OH WAIT NO we're not going to advise you to quit. Because seriously, what's the deal with that misleading message. If you encounter a disorder, save the game and tell Amy that you got such a message.",
17698 "Choose an item for secure identification.",
17699 "Unfortunately, you didn't learn anything new.",
17700 "Unfortunately, you didn't learn anything new. You keep playing like you did years ago, and are therefore dying to the same things that killed all your previous characters.",
17701 "You are in no condition to perform surgery!",
17702 "Using your scalpel (ow!), you cure your infection!",
17703 "If only you had a scalpel...",
17704 "What do you want to dress your wounds with?",
17705 "You strap your wounds as best you can.",
17706 "You don't need your healing powers!",
17707 "You don't need your healing powers! Press F to donate them to the lowly level 1 archeologist that's also playing on the server right now.",
17708 "Your body is on fire!",
17709 "Your body is on fire because you just realized that Victoria has entered the room, and she's looking incredibly gorgeous and very fleecy!",
17710 "You lay your hands on the foul sickness...",
17711 "You lay your hands on the foul sickness... Now your hands are sick too.",
17712 "You lay your hands on the foul sickness... and they fall off. Great. Now you have to live on without hands.",
17713 "A warm glow spreads through your body!",
17714 "You calm your steed.",
17715 "You calm your steed. But due to a bug with the calm steed technique code, this actually does nothing.",
17716 "You calm your steed. And because Amy fixed the broken calm steed technique code, your steed gets tamer.",
17717 "Your technique is only effective when riding a monster.",
17718 "Your technique is only effective when riding a monster. But saddles are too rare, so you cannot use it.",
17719 "You are already quite nimble and undetectable.",
17720 "You are already quite nimble and undetectable. Too bad you broke pacifist conduct...",
17721 "In a puff of smoke, you disappear!",
17722 "You decide against that idea.",
17723 "You perform a flashy twirl!",
17724 "You are hampered by the differences in anatomy.",
17725 "You are hampered by the differences in anatomy. Trying to fit a penis into whatever passes for an orifice in a lichen didn't go too well. Why do you try to fuck a lichen, anyway? You evil, sick bastard!",
17726 "Things may be going badly, but that's extreme.",
17727 "You attack...nothing!",
17728 "An aura of holiness surrounds your hands!",
17729 "But it failed! The stack was too big...",
17730 "Dipping a stack of potions of water into a potion of blessed water is likely to fail, and that's working as intended.",
17731 "That object is already blessed!",
17733 "Conversion and thorns aura go well together. Because if the enemies are unconverted later, they'll still have thorns and then you kill yourself when trying to melee them.",
17734 "You focus the powers of the elements into your hands without period",
17735 "You let out a bloodcurdling roar!",
17736 "You let out a bloodcurdling roar! Let me guess: a mosquito just suddenly buzzed around right next to your ear?",
17737 "You can only leap in straight lines!",
17738 "You can't flow there!",
17741 "You slip out of the iron chain.",
17742 "You slide out of the bear trap.",
17743 "You leap from the pit!",
17744 "You get rid of the sticky glue!",
17745 "You separate from the lava!",
17746 "You ooze out of the floor!",
17747 "You ooze out of the floor and into the dungeon level above!",
17748 "You catch the moldy fungus in your acid trail!",
17749 "You chant the ancient curse...",
17750 "You chant the ancient curse... You feel as if you need some help.",
17751 "You don't have the strength to perform revivification!",
17752 "You can't do any tinkering if you can't see!",
17753 "You aren't holding an object to work on!",
17754 "You cannot focus your anger!",
17755 "You feel the anger inside you erupt!",
17756 "German feminists and feministesses call politicians 'disgusting life protector*esses', which is of course a very mature way to express one's disagreement. Also that uberwierdo feminism spelling and gender insanity annoys me to heck because it makes the German language needlessly complicated. Bring back the generic masculinum!",
17757 "You feel the flow of time slow down.",
17758 "You are fully charged!",
17759 "You cannot hold any more energy!",
17760 "You begin drawing energy from your surroundings!",
17761 "You direct your internal energy to restoring your body!",
17762 "You aren't wielding a proper weapon!",
17763 "You aren't wielding a proper weapon! Why do you insist on using a retarded whip?!",
17764 "Why don't you try wielding something else instead.",
17765 "Your weapon really is absolute garbage. Why don't you try wielding something else instead.",
17766 "You don't know where to aim for!",
17767 "You can't disarm an unarmed foe!",
17768 "The dagger hits you as you try to snatch it!",
17769 "The dagger hits you as you try to snatch it! (Ever tried to catch a thrown one? Yeah, me neither.)",
17770 "Snatching a cockatrice corpse is a fatal mistake.",
17771 "You can't see yourself!",
17772 "You can't see yourself! Please apply a mirror in . direction.",
17773 "You fail to make eye contact with anything!",
17774 "You stare at the gelatinous cube... but the gelatinous cube has no eyes!",
17775 "You stare at the gelatinous cube... but the gelatinous cube has no eyes! (Too bad your eyes cannot shoot laser beams. Because then you'd not have to care for whether the enemy has eyes.)",
17776 "The vampire breaks the stare!",
17777 "You flex your muscles.",
17778 "You flex your muscles. (This is the standard thing to do after you just ascended Grunthack.)",
17780 "You treat your carpal tunnel syndrome.",
17781 "You must be in your natural form to draw blood.",
17782 "You must be in your natural form to draw blood, at least in regular SLASH'EM. But in SLEX that message no longer displays because you can use the draw blood technique even while polymorphed.",
17783 "You can't seem to find a vein.",
17784 "Using your medical kit, you draw off a phial of your blood.",
17785 "You fill, but have to drop, a potion of blood!",
17786 "You fill, but have to drop, a potion of blood! It breaks and the contents spill everywhere!",
17787 "You can't channel the force around you.",
17788 "You don't have enough free space to throw the ball!",
17789 "You don't have enough free space to throw the ball! All the players from the opposing team are interfering! What you should do is obvious: foul them. Because fuck fair play rules.",
17790 "You missed the Pokemon!",
17791 "You missed the Pokemon! (Very misleading message in Pokemon Yellow, because it sounds like the pokemon's level is too high to be caught at all, while in reality the chance is just astronomically low but still greater than zero.)",
17792 "Did you know that in Pokemon Yellow, even moves with 100%% accuracy can miss and it always happens to your pokemon in a crucial moment, allowing the cheating AI to finish you off?",
17793 "Did you know that in Pokemon Yellow, the AI is a cheating bastard that has infinite PP for all moves? And did you know that Erika can cherry-tap you to death with Wrap? I'd much rather have my unprotected feet clamped by her high-heeled sandals instead...",
17794 "Oh, no! The Pokemon broke free!",
17795 "Aww! It appeared to be caught!",
17796 "Arrgh! Almost had it!",
17797 "Shit! It was so close too!",
17798 "Shit! It was so close too! (Damn censorship that changed it to 'Shoot' in the official Pokemon games. Hell, they're even scared of the harmless word 'Damn' and changed it to 'Darn'!)",
17799 "The ball expodes in midair!",
17801 "A high level Insectoid character can create quite the army of insects sometimes.",
17802 "A high level Insectoid character can create quite the army of insects sometimes. They also lack hands, making them more suitable for wearing implants.",
17803 "Sent in some familiars too.",
17804 "The monster can't see its inside anyway!",
17805 "You strike a sexy pose with your heels!",
17806 "You strike a sexy pose with your heels! (Do you also wonder why men are almost never seen wearing heels in real life? I think they're all silently moaning over the fact they can't wear heels in public without being looked at funny.)",
17807 "The bone devil is too stupid to fully appreciate you!",
17808 "The bone devil is too stupid to fully appreciate you?! What gives, he's clearly humanoid!",
17809 "The couatl is too stupid to fully appreciate you?! The hell, they should be humanoid!",
17810 "You can choose from these kinds of ammo: BFG ammo, rockets, shotgun shells, blaster bolts or bullets.",
17811 "You make some ammo for your gun.",
17812 "You create some stoning grenades.",
17813 "You create some stoning grenades. But you forgot that you're not wearing gloves and touched one of them, and now your status starts changing to statue.",
17814 "You create some stoning grenades. Don't repeat Miriam's mistake - she did so without wearing gloves and turned to stone.",
17815 "You procure some refreshing drinks.",
17816 "You procure some refreshing drinks. *gulpgulpgulp* *burrrrrrp*",
17817 "Your skin becomes harder.",
17818 "Your skin becomes harder. Now you can allow a pair of feminine sexy leather pumps to scratch up and down your legs without getting hurt, but you'll still feel the pain! Isn't that just beautiful?",
17819 "You summon a pet.",
17820 "You summon a pet that will soon turn on you.",
17821 "You summon a pet that will die to the next-best monster, because pets always do that.",
17822 "You ready your shield as an additional weapon.",
17823 "The gods are angry with you.",
17824 "You can not safely pray.",
17825 "Your prayer timeout isn't zero.",
17826 "Your luck is negative.",
17827 "Your alignment record is negative.",
17828 "You need an athame to conduct the ritual!",
17829 "You don't have enough health to conduct the ritual!",
17830 "Using your athame, you mutilate your own body. Don't ask me, I know nothing about those heretical rituals, apart from the fact they exist...",
17831 "You were not contaminated to begin with.",
17832 "Your contamination is cured greatly.",
17833 "Sorry, you can only swap your secondary weapon while not dual-wielding.",
17834 "Your world fall technique is currently on timeout.",
17835 "Your world fall technique is currently on timeout, and it will continue to be for the next 58785 turns.",
17836 "The timeout on your appraisal technique has been set to zero.",
17837 "If you don't feel like resetting a technique right now, you can choose to reset none at all.",
17838 "Do you want to reset no technique at all?",
17839 "Make the attire charm technique usable again?",
17840 "The ocean becomes silent. You can freely swim in the water without your equipment becoming wet, and are protected from wrap attacks, but you're also silenced.",
17841 "Suddenly, a glowing unicorn horn appears above your head!",
17842 "Suddenly, a glowing unicorn horn appears above your head, and starts thrusting downward! Your brain is impaled! You feel very stupid! You lose Intelligence",
17843 "That object wasn't cursed to begin with.",
17844 "That object didn't have any kind of curse that could be mildened. It is still cursed.",
17845 "The sticky curse is broken!",
17846 "Unfortunately, you failed to break the curse.",
17847 "Force field activated!",
17848 "Pointiness only works if your wielded weapon is a polearm or lance, and currently it's not!",
17849 "Pointiness only works if your wielded weapon is a polearm or lance! All other weapons are blunt by definition, including daggers and swords.",
17850 "Did you know that in terrahack, there's tons of monsters that resist slashing weapons, yet you almost never find a blunt one and if you do, it's probably something completely retarded like an aklys?",
17851 "Did you know that in terrahack, there's tons of monsters that resist slashing weapons, forcing you to use a golf bag strategy of carrying different weapons around, WHICH YOU CAN'T DO BECAUSE STUFF WEIGH WAY TOO MUCH AND YOU HAVE ALMOST NO CARRY CAPACITY?",
17852 "Your stick seems slightly sharp now.",
17853 "Your stick seems sharper now.",
17854 "Your stick seems very sharp now.",
17855 "Your stick seems as sharp as it was before.",
17856 "You may place a stinking cloud on the map.",
17857 "Where do you want to center the cloud?",
17858 "You smell rotten eggs.",
17859 "You start whirling like mad with your quarterstaff!",
17860 "Okay, that object is cursed now.",
17861 "Engulfing steeds can't see you, and therefore the taming attempt fails.",
17862 "You try to acquire a steed!",
17863 "You try to acquire a steed! But since none of the good ones are flagged M2_DOMESTIC, it fails miserably.",
17864 "A saddle is created!",
17865 "Wow! You can get a pair of shoes from a list!",
17866 "You can get pair of fumble boots. Do you want them?",
17867 "You can get grammar checker. Do you want it?",
17868 "There's nothing else left on the list.",
17869 "Do you choose to get no heels at all?",
17870 "Do you choose to get no heels at all? (This is your last chance to say no and receive a pair of leather beauties!)",
17871 "There might be something waiting for you on the surface...",
17872 "You start posing sexily with your high heels, hoping to charm the bystanders.",
17873 "Only heroes wearing stiletto heels can use the asian kick!",
17874 "Your stiletto heels are ready. Quick! Find someone with nuts and kick him for a devastating effect!",
17875 "Only heroes wearing cone heels can use the legscratch attack!",
17876 "Your cone heels are eager to scratch up and down hostile legs. Make sure you kick everyone that crosses your path!",
17877 "Only heroes wearing wedge heels can use the ground stomp!",
17878 "Your wedge heels absolutely want to stomp enemies, so you should try to kick monsters with them now!",
17879 "Only heroes wearing block heels can use the athletic combat!",
17880 "Your block heels expect you to repeatedly kick enemies now, hoping to bludgeon them.",
17881 "For a while, all your rays have extended range!",
17882 "For a while, all your rays have extended range! Now you can shoot your death rays all the way across the big room!",
17883 "You were trying to enchant too many boomerangs at once and therefore they barely received any enchantment bonus.",
17884 "Your boomerang is well-enchanted.",
17885 "Your boomerang is well-enchanted, but it's still a boomerang and therefore a rather poor weapon choice.",
17886 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while.",
17887 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. Use it on those pesky little poison ivies that are almost impossible to kill because they're uberfeminists.",
17888 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. Too bad Batman is such a little noob and can't simply grab the paralyzed little poison ivies and throw them into their own spikes.",
17889 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. But the Joker will own you anyway, because he has three different ways of instakilling you and is also very capable of killing you with normal damage.",
17890 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. Good luck knocking out the stupid Penguin that way though, as he'll constantly start flying around where he'll be out of your throwing range while he can still shoot you.",
17891 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. That's how you defeat that ugly Catwoman bitch - stun her, then kick her in the face while she's paralyzed, and quickly retreat before she can retaliate. Repeat until she's defeated.",
17892 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. But Scarecrow keeps going up and down, so you'll rarely even hit him, plus if you do hit him and then try to kick him in the nuts while he can't fight back, he still keeps going up and down even while paralyzed, sometimes causing your foot to pass right underneath him without harming him.",
17893 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. Too bad that does all of jack diddly when you fight the Riddler, and to make matters worse, at a certain point in the fight with the Riddler, all of his attacks can one-shot you.",
17894 "Your batarang is capable of paralyzing monsters for a while. And for some strange reason, the worm-like plants in Poison Ivy's forest can be killed with it. Speaking of which, the actual Poison Ivy Plant can also be killed with the batarang, but it can take a *lot* of punishment.",
17895 "Google Translate somehow doesn't know what a batarang is.",
17896 "You call the kops!",
17897 "You call the kops! They quickly remember that you stole from a shop 20 dungeon levels ago, and put handcuffs on you.",
17898 "Domination doesn't work while you're engulfed!",
17899 "You try to dominate monsters!",
17900 "You try to dominate monsters! But unfortunately it fails and they only get even more angry at you.",
17901 "You can incarnate into Demogorgon.",
17902 "You can choose to not incarnate at all, although that would be a waste.",
17903 "Well, if you really want to waste such a powerful technique...",
17904 "Your incarnation attempt goes out of control!",
17905 "You're starting your combo!",
17906 "You feel fungal.",
17907 "You start doing jiu-jitsu!",
17908 "Your shuriken can fire beams now!",
17909 "Did you know that when the Amy was little, she tried to learn karate? Sadly, she got absolutely pwned by everyone and therefore quickly quit the course.",
17910 "Did you know that when the Amy was little, she tried to learn karate? She took maybe three lessons and then quit. Besides, nowadays she realized that fighting fair is for the weak-minded, and will gladly and without hesitation kick her opponents in the nuts while simultaneously thrusting their heads against the nearest wall with full force.",
17911 "You try to tame your former pet...",
17912 "You try to tame your former pet... but it fails, and Demogorgon is frenzied instead!",
17913 "You spin the roulette wheel...",
17914 "You spin the roulette wheel... 28! Too bad you placed all your bets on Impair, so you just lost a bunch of money!",
17915 "You spin the roulette wheel... 11! Why, oh why did you bet your entire reserve of money on Rouge? Now you lost everything.",
17916 "You spin the roulette wheel... 36! Sucks to be you, because you absolutely insisted on betting thousands of dollars on Manque and all the money is lost now.",
17917 "You spin the roulette wheel... 0! All the bets that you've placed on various fields wander into the bank now, and the croupier laughs maniacally. Harharharharharharharrrrrrr!",
17918 "You focus the powers of the elements into your weapon.",
17919 "You focus the powers of the elements into your weapon. But Excalibur doesn't want to have a shock enchantment and therefore disintegrates!",
17920 "Don't you date cheat me again! -- Your fault!",
17921 "Don't you date cheat me again! I know you're going to pretend that there was nothing, but I saw you go out with that Katie bitch!",
17922 "Don't you date cheat me again! If I ever see you with that Katie bitch one more time I'll kill you personally.",
17923 "That doesn't exist.",
17924 "You also learn the identity of some other objects:",
17925 "The scroll of genocide is a scroll of genocide.",
17926 "The scroll labeled SOME THING YOU CHOOSE is a scroll of identify.",
17927 "The scroll labeled WHAT THE FOURK is a scroll of wishing.",
17928 "The scroll labeled THE OFFICIAL PARTNER OF RODNEYS TOWER IS THE GUILD OF OPTOMETRISTS is a scroll of light.",
17929 "Unfortunately, no one seems to follow any directives you're giving.",
17930 "Currently your pets can't pick up items.",
17931 "Currently your pets can't pick up items. And you can't change that option, meaning that shoplifting is more difficult now.",
17932 "Currently your pets can't attack monsters.",
17933 "Currently your pets can't attack monsters. And you can't change that option, meaning your pets are now almost completely useless.",
17934 "Currently your pets can't eat food off the floor.",
17935 "Currently your pets can't eat food off the floor. And you can't change that option, so they'll starve to death before long.",
17936 "Currently your pets can't try to follow you.",
17937 "Currently your pets can't try to follow you. And you can't change that option, so the only way to get them to the next staircase is by using a magic whistle. Don't have one? You're SOL, my friend.",
17938 "There is no implant that could be removed!",
17939 "Your implant is removed.",
17940 "Your implant is removed, and rips out some of your brain in the process. You lose 5 points of intelligence.",
17941 "Your implant is removed, and rips out some of your brain in the process. You lose 5 points of intelligence... oh wait, you don't even have that many left! Your last thought fades away. But wait! Your medallion begins to glow! Unfortunately your brain is still gone...",
17942 "Somehow the implant went missing...",
17943 "Your implant got re-initialized! Its base AC value got rerolled, and if it was a type that had a random enchantment, that was re-randomized as well. The bonus you'll get from wearing it while in a form without hands has also been changed.",
17944 "Jikan ga teishi shimashita.",
17945 "Time has stopped.",
17946 "You prepare a powerful axe-and-sword-mill!",
17947 "Where do you want to apply telekinesis?",
17948 "You can't see what's there!",
17949 "Handle the trap here?",
17950 "But no boulder was released.",
17951 "You can't spring the trap.",
17952 "The item is inside a telekinesis-proof shop. Your attempt to pick it up fails.",
17953 "You lack the concentration to charge the blue lightsaber.",
17956 "Wu! Wu! Schwoingeloingeloing oooar!",
17957 "It's time for penging!",
17958 "Attention: The effect of Silent Ocean will only last for 10 more turns. If you can't exist in water without it, consider heading to the nearest shore.",
17959 "Caution! Silent Ocean will end in 2 turns! If you're currently in the water and can't exist in water without the effect of Silent Ocean, you should get back on dry land quickly in order to prevent drowning!",
17960 "You retract your claws.",
17961 "The red haze in your mind clears.",
17962 "You feel the power dissipate.",
17963 "You feel your weapon losing its elemental power.",
17964 "You feel your weapon losing its elemental power. Be glad, because Fire Brand sucks anyway, destroying all the potions and scrolls.",
17965 "Your anger cools.",
17966 "Your anger cools. Wimp, the thing that angered you in the first place still exists, and without your anger you won't have the energy to fight it!",
17967 "You stop concentrating.",
17968 "You stop concentrating because a beautiful blonde lady with incredibly high-heeled pumps just appeared.",
17969 "You pull back your shield.",
17970 "You pull back your shield and are wide open to enemy attacks now.",
17971 "You pull back your shield. (Did you know that there's a bug that makes it so you can't wear a shield when wielding a two-handed weapon? No? Well, play Dungeon Lords once to see that it really should work.)",
17972 "You stop whirling.",
17973 "Your skin is no longer hard as iron.",
17974 "The awesome power within you fades.",
17975 "You sense the flow of time returning to normal.",
17976 "The glowing unicorn horn disappears.",
17977 "Your unicorn horn disappears. Good luck fixing status effects now.",
17978 "You no longer resist status effects.",
17979 "The force field dissipates.",
17980 "Your staff no longer attacks as quickly as before.",
17981 "You're done posing with your heels.",
17982 "You're done posing with your heels. The audience isn't impressed.",
17983 "You're done posing with your heels. The audience nominates you for the title of Beauty Queen!",
17984 "You waited too long and now the opportunity to smash an enemy's nuts with your stilettos is no longer there... :(",
17985 "Your sexy cone heels are done scratching hostile shins. They sure drew a lot of blood, and you feel that they're very pleased!",
17986 "Your wedge heels are done stomping defenseless enemies. It was a lot of fun, and your heels love you for using them as deadly weapons!",
17987 "Wow, you're so athletic, it's amazing watching you aim high kicks at your enemies' heads with your block heels. But now it's time to relax. I'm fairly sure your fleecy block heels like you even more now!",
17988 "Your rays have the normal range again.",
17989 "Your boomerangs are no longer capable of paralyzing enemies.",
17990 "Your combo has ended.",
17991 "Your shuriken are no longer capable of piercing.",
17992 "Your shuriken are no longer capable of piercing. They never were capable of doing so to begin with though, because the Amy coded it in a hacky way due to the thrown object code being serious spaghetti.",
17993 "You manage to channel the force perfectly!",
17994 "Did you know that in early SLASH'EM versions a tinker skill was planned but either never made it into the game or was deemed too useless and therefore got scrapped? Yes, you read that right, I said 'skill', not 'technique'. The skill would presumably have improved the effectivity of the technique.",
17995 "You now hold a cursed -8 very corroded dagger!",
17996 "Trying to chain too many blitz commands",
17997 "Trying to chain in a command you don't know yet",
17998 "You entered the konami code, but unfortunately your character doesn't have the konami code skill and therefore the effect is that you die instantly.",
18000 "You let loose a barrage of blows!",
18001 "You hurl Master Kaen downwards...",
18002 "The titan slams into the ground, creating a crater!",
18003 "The titan slams into the ground, creating a crater! You take 1900 points of damage. Do you want your possessions identified?",
18004 "You cannot tap into your full potential in this form.",
18005 "You cannot tap into your full potential in this form. This is a message from regular SLASH'EM and appears if you're polymorphed and try to use power surge. No idea why that would prevent you from using the tech...",
18006 "You gather your energy...",
18007 "You gather your energy... But it fizzles out because you have less than 10 points of mana.",
18008 "Omg doormash is teh uber wierdo with its silly recoloring. It makes magic traps bright green, which is the color that every single player associates with polymorph traps. That seems incredibly confusing, but for what reason?",
18009 "Doormash and K-Measurer both recolor a bunch of things, leading to a lot of confusion. They also change monster letters, leading to even more confusion. But the worst part is that they're not consistent with each other, so you can't simply divide things into 'looks the way it's supposed to' and 'looks off', no, you have to make two new categories, 'looks off' and 'also looks off but in a different way'.",
18010 "In doormash, treasure zoos generate only animals and they don't step through the doorway. This means that as long as your yumi still has ya left, you can pick them off at your leisure, but once you run out you have to step in and survive the attacks of three mumaks (or what have you) per turn in order to finish Sokoban. Good luck!",
18011 "Terrahack does something completely questionable: it makes it so that bumping into peaceful monsters tries to chat with them by default. Usually the default is to ask whether you really want to attack the monster, which doesn't waste turns...",
18012 "I'm not paranoid, the other members of the cartel are really after my sanity by trying to make everything so hair-tearingly annoying that I just HAVE to bitch about it. There's no other choice!",
18013 "Do you want to know what 'autopickup defaults to on' does? Watch this: 'You have extreme difficulty lifting E - an ogre corpse. You stagger under your heavy load. Movement is very hard. The killer bee stings! The killer bee stings! The killer bee stings! The killer bee stings! The sting was poisoned! You die...'",
18014 "Apparently I ascended Nethack Fourk without ever accidentally bumping into a peaceful monster. Well, I guess there aren't all that many peaceful monsters in the game to begin with.",
18015 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'oh my god now you probably spray and of course wont hit...'",
18016 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i hope you didnt set your guns fire mode to automatic again!'",
18017 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'please play well this time!'",
18018 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i will now show you how to play this game!'",
18019 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'you have a clear choice: either you set your gun to single shot mode or youll lose.'",
18020 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'now ill show you that the assault rifle is much better in single shot mode than automatic.'",
18021 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'ey the gives s nevertheless not, the way youre playing you should be dying quickly!'",
18022 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'stop playing on automatic! thats a thing you just dont do!'",
18023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'dont waste all your ammo using automatic mode! use single shot instead!'",
18024 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'ammo waster! if you were using single shot mode youd still have three times as much ammo left!'",
18025 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i think youre cheating! the goes simply not that you have a chance on automatic!'",
18026 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'o nouou, the can nevertheless not be...'",
18027 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'argh, i was so stupid and fell down from too far above'",
18028 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'one never plays weapons on automatic! never!'",
18029 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'ey, stop playing on automatic now'",
18030 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'just accept it, nobody except you is such a bad player that uses automatic'",
18031 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'ha, ha, ha, what fora noob'",
18032 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'outta here, we dont want noobs like you around here'",
18033 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'dont you want to git gud finally?'",
18034 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'listen, the whole ministry of action knows that automatic is terribad! just accept it!'",
18035 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'you wont find anyone who plays as weird as you do! everyone else uses single shot mode!'",
18036 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'stop spraying!'",
18037 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'listen you, spray-n-pray doesnt work in this game!'",
18038 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'now it becomes me slowly too stupid, you always play equally badly...'",
18039 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i have no support on you anymore. you dont even try to get good at the game.'",
18040 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'away with you.'",
18041 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'when do you finally lose interest in the game and quit?'",
18042 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i am the grandmaster when it comes to sniping'",
18043 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'for me the rule that standing still is suicide does not apply'",
18044 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i am the one and only true slex player, i know what are the best items'",
18045 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i only play on single shot mode'",
18046 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i never set my gun to automatic mode'",
18047 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i want the noobs to understand that one has to use single shot mode'",
18048 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i want to watch people who are good at the game and not ones like you who play on automatic'",
18049 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i dont want you to uselessly spray'",
18050 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i hate little noobs like you who brag but cant actually play the game'",
18051 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i also hate people whom i consider noobs, regardless of whether they actually are noobs'",
18052 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i seriously believe that single shot mode is better than automatic'",
18053 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i definitely dont want to see another automatic lamer. otherwise i go berserk.'",
18054 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'o, is the stupid...'",
18055 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'your shitty automatic is annoying!'",
18056 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'did nobody tell you that you cant hit on automatic?'",
18057 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'stop spreading the lie that automatic would be useful!'",
18058 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'if you mention the words 'automatic' and 'useful' one more time in the same sentence, ill dox you.'",
18059 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'i know where your house lives, you shitty automatic player! ill come over to you and show you how useful single shot mode is!'",
18060 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Now the absolute master comes!'",
18061 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'The champion of the league, Du, comes now, prepare to grapple.'",
18062 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You don't match my playing skill!'",
18063 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You'll break off your teeth when trying to defeat me.'",
18064 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'My playing strength does not have!'",
18065 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'I'll demonstrate my supremacy by defeating you blindfolded.'",
18066 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You managed to surpass my invincible bodyguard even though he's invincible, but you certainly won't defeat me.'",
18067 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Your defeat becomes final today.'",
18068 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Your defeat is broadcast in 24 public television channels and everyone's gonna watch it.'",
18069 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You're not impressing me.'",
18070 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'I still have an ace up my sleeve.'",
18071 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Don't get wrong hopes.'",
18072 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'No chance for such losers like you! I'll finish you off!'",
18073 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Bah. My victory cannot be prevented!'",
18074 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Wherever you're hiding again this time, I'll get your ass!'",
18075 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Get out of there in the back and fight like a man!'",
18076 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Coward! Apparently fighting dirty is the only thing you can do!'",
18077 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You separated.'",
18078 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'If you want to challenge me again, you'll have to wait until next decade.'",
18079 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'I know that it stings, but you'll lose this game. Get over it.'",
18080 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Hahaha, you paid 5000 zorkmids to be allowed to play this game and now you're about to lose like a bloody noob...'",
18081 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Are you even prepared for this game?'",
18082 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You should train some, because otherwise you'll never win.'",
18083 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Next time you should be better prepared.'",
18084 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You have to adjust your playing style to the game, not in reverse!'",
18085 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You are defeated now.'",
18086 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Why are you even trying? You can do nothing at all!'",
18087 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Boah, you're playing badly! The previous player I watched was much better than you!'",
18088 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Time is on my side.'",
18089 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'I just need to wait for a while.'",
18090 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Now I'll wait for you to make a mistake.'",
18091 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You're certainly hyper nervous, you're bound to make a mistake soon.'",
18092 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Everything's going according to my plan.'",
18093 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'I'll defend my title of world champion.'",
18094 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'I'll defend my title, like I always did.'",
18095 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'It's not that easy to steal my title of world champion.'",
18096 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Another challenger will lose to me today - you.'",
18097 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Teleportation trick!'",
18098 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Bah, you're still far from winning the game.'",
18099 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You got minimally closer to your goal of ascension. But you won't actually ascend.'",
18100 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Lukas has to be protected from you!'",
18101 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You won't get in!'",
18102 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Stay outside!'",
18103 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You will not penetrate to my master!'",
18104 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Stay away from here!'",
18105 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You challenged me to a fight! I must defeat you!'",
18106 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Activating shields!'",
18107 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Danger is imminent!'",
18108 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'The shield is damaged already!'",
18109 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You may not get past me!'",
18110 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You do not go past at me!'",
18111 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Activating all shields!'",
18112 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'There's holes in the shield! Repair it quickly!'",
18113 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Nothing to see here!'",
18114 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'There's no corpse to see here! Please move on!'",
18115 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'The path to my master stays blocked off to you!'",
18116 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Lukas no longer needs to worry about you!'",
18117 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Another opponent is about to fail!'",
18118 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Lukas is well-protected right now!'",
18119 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Lukas will stay the world champion!'",
18120 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You will not challenge Lukas!'",
18121 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'You won't challenge Lukas for his title of world champion this year!'",
18122 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'Your way ends here!'",
18123 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'The shield is active.'",
18124 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'The shield will get stronger over time.'",
18125 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'My existence keeps my master safe!'",
18126 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'My master employed me to fight his enemies.'",
18127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'The shield exists to protect Lukas!'",
18128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas's bodyguard'. It reads: 'I have to warn Lukas! You're about to defeat me!'",
18129 "Doormash is planning to make healers useless, by making every single role use INT as a spellcasting stat. This hits WIS casters hard unless their starting INT is increased to compensate.",
18130 "Wow, Rodney's Tower makes some unexpected changes. Such as the protection spell. *Everyone* except the monk *always* wears body armor, specifically dragon scale mail. Why would you throw away an item slot that can give crucially important reflection or magic resistance, just to get a few points of AC? Sure, the spell might give you more total AC if maintained, but if you don't have magic resistance you'll simply die...",
18131 "This is the evil variant. Your skill point is lost forever.",
18132 "The power of the Arkenstone is uncontrollable, but you knew that.",
18133 "O great wise ass, how may I help defend us all against wicked adventurers who quest for the sacred Amulet?",
18134 "You are in a mostly safe place, don't worry.",
18135 "Game too hard? Try the new easy mode.",
18136 "You hear complaints about developers pandering to casuals.",
18137 "You hear things way too scary and hard for this mode.",
18138 "You hear discussions about challenge.",
18139 "You hear suggestions to try harder.",
18140 "You hear AmyBSOD state that Rodney's Tower is silly with its silly easy mode.",
18141 "You feel sensitive to hardships.",
18142 "You feel fit to take on any challenge!",
18143 "You feel like a king!",
18144 "Your sense of direction is perfected.",
18145 "You feel extremly sensitive to difficulty.",
18146 "You feel bored over the lack of challenge...",
18147 "You die from lack of challenge!",
18148 "A challenger appears! This should make things more interesting.",
18149 "Disintegration resistance is kinda useless in Rodney's Tower and K-Measurer, unless you plan on pissing off your god real bad. Make sure you have reflection for those pesky black dragons because you don't want to lose the cloak of magic resistance!",
18150 "You hear a masticating sound.",
18151 "You hear a licking sound.",
18152 "You hear a sexy licking sound.",
18153 "You hear a sexy licking sound. It sounds like 'Chllp!'",
18154 "Nethack Fourk seems easier than FIQhack. At least I (Amy) managed to ascend the former but not the latter. You should try both of them and if you manage to ascend FIQhack, tell me how you did it because I want to be able to do it too :D",
18155 "The translators are badly sloppy, they added a message when a nurse is hit in 1.76. And that message reads 'I smell nurse<weird control character>' (imagine an actual weird glyph there). It seems to be a weird copy of the killer nurse line, except that one didn't have such a glyph.",
18156 "I'd like to tell them to *please actually remove your debug stuff from the game when doing a release*.",
18157 "Tam the cat hater's lines were replaced with suckier ones! It was badass when he said 'I got your number, mate', now he says 'Why are cats so scary?' He was transformed into a BIG WUSS!",
18158 "XNethack is a variant that adds more functionality to doors. I think it should implement the boing boing doors from ZAPM, which open and close regularly and can squeeze the player :D",
18159 "You have been engulfed!",
18160 "The leash goes slack (or broke).",
18161 "The purple worm is digesting you!",
18162 "You are ejected!",
18163 "The purple worm is still eating.",
18164 "You feel something to do with the enhance screen.",
18165 "You've gained a level.",
18166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta! I'll gun you down now.'",
18167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Now I will steal your money.'",
18168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You can't stop me - I'm the great type of ice block!'",
18169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'I'm breaking into your house right now! Defend it, you coward!'",
18170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'This game is over already! You ain't got no chance!'",
18171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'I'm gonna kill you, and then you can tell the devil in the underworld that the type of ice block sent you.'",
18172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Yeeeeeeah, gimmeyadough, now all your money is mine!'",
18173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'So I'm gonna commit some burglary to your house now.'",
18174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Go to hell and tell the devil that the type of ice block shot you.'",
18175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Tell me where your friends live so I can break into their homes as well.'",
18176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'Bow before the great type of ice block!'",
18177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You're unlucky to have your name be pinned right to the top of my list of arch-enemies. I'll mop you up now.'",
18178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'It's a good day for a raid today.'",
18179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'So, let's see what you got.'",
18180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Now I'm curious to see how good you are at the game.'",
18181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Don't hide - fight with me!'",
18182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Now I'll see whether you really know how to play SLASH'EM Extended or you're just a braggart!'",
18183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'So you state you're the SLEX king. Well, time for you to prove it.'",
18184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Are you really serious about that 'tactic' of yours?'",
18185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Maybe you should play the training levels again because you certainly need it.'",
18186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'oh come on. Nobody believes you when you say that your way of playing is supposed to be the way the game is played.'",
18187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Waste my time no longer! I want to watch a better player!'",
18188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Do you really want to keep playing?'",
18189 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Won't you admit at last that you're worse at the game than me?'",
18190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'You can do nothing at all anyway! Just give up!'",
18191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Come on, little one. It's nice of you to try. But you're just not meant to be playing SLEX.'",
18192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'hahahahahaha!'",
18193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'hahahahahahaha!'",
18194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'So that's your 'superior tactics'? Really?'",
18195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Are you not even trying or is your playing skill really that bad?'",
18196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'A lot of training is needed to make you a better player, I'm afraid...'",
18197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'I know how to play SLASH'EM Extended. I'm a rather good player.'",
18198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'sustained fire! ill show it to you you dumb man'",
18199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey! now folds that already again not!'",
18200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'the is yes stupid here, but genuinly'",
18201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'the game is really so stupidly made'",
18202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'here can one genuinely nothing at all make! seriously! this game does not work!'",
18203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You have no business here!'",
18204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You do not go past at me!'",
18205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Well wait. I have a gun. Hiss off or I'll shoot you.'",
18206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Now you're getting a bunch of slaps in the face.'",
18207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Run for your life!'",
18208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Bugger off! Woe to you if you return to this dungeon!'",
18209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Last warning! Leave this dungeon or I'll flatten you!'",
18210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You were always a bastard!'",
18211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Well wait. I'll attack you frontally now, you mean little bag.'",
18212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Give up immediately! If you don't, it will result in your death!'",
18213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Do you have a cigarette for me? I want to get a smoke.'",
18214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You should avoid me whenever you can!'",
18215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You're really fully conceited, unlike me!'",
18216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'I'll finish you off fully and ram your head into a steel door!'",
18217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You are my arch-enemy forever and I'll do everything in my might to annihilate you!'",
18218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You must have a death wish.'",
18219 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You must be life-tired.'",
18220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Another lost soul who will go to hell.'",
18221 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Soon you'll see a 12 gauge buckshot up close.'",
18222 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Now I'll fire a pellet charge right into your muzzle.'",
18223 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Now you are to!!!'",
18224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'This corridor will be your grave!'",
18225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'It's cool to see you get mowed down.'",
18226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Stop running away from me all the time. I'll get you anyway.'",
18227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Soon I'll get you, you coward of a 'player'. And that will be your end.'",
18228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'What the fuck??? '",
18229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'What an old camper...'",
18230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Maaaaaaaaan... what kind of nonsense are you doing...'",
18231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'did you not realize that nobody plays the way you do?'",
18232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'fucking!'",
18233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Everyone who watches you play will die of boredom.'",
18234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'CAMPER! You camped! Well wait!'",
18235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Damnit!'",
18236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Condemned!'",
18237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Oh no! Muck!'",
18238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Camping is so lame...'",
18239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Cunt!'",
18240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You are censored!'",
18241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'What the FUCK??? You're about to win the game?'",
18242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Oh God, you're playing so badly, watching you is making my stomach turn.'",
18243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Well wait. I'll get you.'",
18244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'I'm not letting you get away another time. I got a reputation to lose after all.'",
18245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'ey, there can one absolutely nothing at all get!'",
18246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Ey, stop camping.'",
18247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You're reacting too slowly.'",
18248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Miserable sprayer.'",
18249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'One doesn't play this game the way you do!'",
18250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Yes, suuuuuuuuuuuure. That strategy is certainly going to allow you to ascend.'",
18251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Is that all you got?'",
18252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You gotta stop camping.'",
18253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Why are you always using weird strategies?'",
18254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Just play completely normally, like I do!'",
18255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Aaaaaaaaaaaalways just camping. That have we again times gladly.'",
18256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You should concentrate on the game!'",
18257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Are you in love with someone or are you really completely incapable of playing the game?'",
18258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Strain and burn, you traitor.'",
18259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Death to camper assholes.'",
18260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Don't even try to bullshit me!'",
18261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'well what are you thinking? your 'tricks' won't even fool a blind guy with a walking stick!'",
18262 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Don't play extra badly all the time.'",
18263 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Keep on dreaming, you wimp.'",
18264 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You constantly think you're super smart, but you're not fooling anyone. Your strategy is too easy to predict.'",
18265 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Shut up! I don't want to hear your constant lamentations! Git gud at the game or I'll stop watching!'",
18266 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Boah, you're such a bad player, ey...'",
18267 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Shut up you camper lamer or I'll make you eat buckshot.'",
18268 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'I'll search the entire dungeon for you, you baddie!'",
18269 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Even just thinking about camping will be punished!'",
18270 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'I think I should be allowed to ban campers!'",
18271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'If you camp while I'm watching you play, you will be shot!'",
18272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'hopefully you lose, you son of a bitch - you hear me?'",
18273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'CAMPER ASSHOLE! I'm gonna fuck you up!'",
18274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'LADDER CAMPER FULL ASS! I'm gonna divide your body into four parts, you nerve head!'",
18275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Ey! Stupid camper! I'll show you who's boss!'",
18276 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You accursed camper! You shall be shot in the head!'",
18277 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'People like you shall be permabanned!'",
18278 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'FULL IDIOT TYPE! Woe to you if you camp one more time...'",
18279 "Public Service Announcement: DNetHack SLEX updated. I fixed the long-standing bug that caused the recovery tool to trash saves, and I want to get credit for making that fix :D",
18280 "You are falling down an unbelievably deep shaft! While falling you wonder how unlikely it is to find such a deep shaft.",
18281 "How do you do the r'lyeh branch in terrahack (which is far too long and filled with repetitive boring crap) without falling asleep in front of the monitor? Listen to hothraxxa. He knows how it's done: you close your eyes and think of Amy.",
18282 "The Iron Spoon of Liberation is ineffective against it. You strike the trapped it! You destroy it!", /* by Demo */
18283 "So, on Linux, you can get random entropy from /dev/urandom. Windows, you can get an entire CSPRNG from LarienTelrunya, she's really good at programming RNGs.", /* from NCommander (the LarienTelrunya part was a typo :D) */
18284 "what does the flak helmet do again? fire anti-aircraft missiles at flying enemies?",
18285 "You open a door into the House Xorlarrin drow, releasing her vital organs!",
18286 "You open a door into the House Xorlarrin drow, releasing her vital organs! (DNethack does really have such a bizarre ability for player characters.)",
18287 "I've watched someone play a dnhslex binder who tried to bind a spirit by engraving with a knife, and the seal was not scuffed despite the stupid cat walking over it (which it always seems to do, it feels like it's specifically so that active seals are prime spots for your pets to step on)!",
18288 "It explodes! You can't see. You are blinded.",
18289 "A newfound drive wells up from inside you!",
18290 "You have been gifted Stormbringer! As long as there is at least one peaceful creature somewhere in the dungeon, you must kill a peaceful monster once every 2000 turns or your god will become angry.",
18291 "You are now surging with power!",
18292 "The water nymph stole the cursed rustproof runed broadsword named Stormbringer, then immediately vanished into thin air!",
18293 "But 'fore all that, or those, of entwitch these, er, beflore bly, be rujh, blah - urgh...",
18294 "The lich lenses.",
18295 "The lich lenses. (How is 'lense' even a verb?)",
18296 "The sink shrugs and doesn't know what to tell you.",
18297 "Beholder used Message Storm! It's super effective!",
18298 "You are getting confused from spinning around.",
18299 "You sense great evil in this mind, are you sure you want to look?",
18300 "Your target fights back but you overwhelm it... your vision of its mind clears and you see only corruption... you come to a dark ravine, you look down into the abyss... The abyss stares back. DYWYPI?",
18301 "Riding a dragon in Rodney's Tower and depending on its flying ability to cross water is like playing russian roulette. 'The soldier (8 tiles away on the nearby shore) reads a scroll labeled NOW YOU DIE YOU SUCKER PLAYER! Wiped out all red dragons. You drown. Do you want your possessions identified?'",
18302 "Rodney's Tower absolutely hates hates hates players who want to use pets. Because you'll never know when some random shitter monster will have a scroll of genocide and wipe out your pet, while simultaneously also making it impossible to ever use the pet's base monster type as a pet again for the remaining game.",
18303 "Rodney's Tower allows monsters to genocide your pet, and there is zero defense against that other than using a pet that cannot be genocided. But you know what's really weird? That the 'wiped out all large dogs' message will be written in green, even though it's definitely a bad thing and the color should therefore be red if a monster was doing the reading.",
18304 "The elder amy swings its ritual dagger of shoes at you (hit).",
18305 "your bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind. your vault will now surely die...",
18306 "The altar's massage function activates.",
18307 "The altar trembles. Deepthroat seems to disapprove.",
18308 "You sense only that Celine Jules incredibly hates you.",
18309 "Your mouth tastes bitter for some reason.",
18310 "Darth Valer still seems furious.",
18311 "Ishtar still seems cosmic (not a new fact).",
18312 "Glycocalyx still seems angry.",
18313 "Shiva still seems tenebrous.",
18314 "UNIX still seems annoyed.",
18315 "Monster Polymorphing still seems heavy.",
18316 "Mor Havoc still seems displeased.",
18317 "Dan Naginati still seems bummed.",
18318 "Jahwe seems mostly mollified.",
18319 "Marassa Jumeaux seems less allergic.",
18320 "You're not sure whether Lockney noticed.",
18321 "You feel washed out.",
18322 "You feel that Rhea Oro is mildly pleased.",
18323 "The air seems full of benevolence.",
18324 "Dunlain seems appreciative.",
18325 "Ma Shin is sending you good vibes.",
18326 "You feel fulfilled.",
18327 "You feel unfulfilled.",
18328 "You feel pumped up.",
18329 "You feel an inner fire.",
18331 "You feel spicy. Probably just ate some pepperoni.",
18332 "You feel strangely zealous.",
18333 "You have an urge to become a missionary.",
18334 "You feel spiritually satisfied.",
18335 "You feel eudaimonious.",
18336 "You feel close to Goldblight of the Flame.",
18337 "You feel a deep empathic connection with Rubiss.",
18338 "You feel favored.",
18339 "You feel dysfavored.",
18340 "You hear Terra place a bet on you.",
18341 "You feel especially favored.",
18342 "Hagen is rooting for you.",
18343 "The reconciliation message is used in place of the regular one when your favor goes from negative to positive.",
18344 "One of your pets has died.",
18345 "The world ends and you are dead. Goodbye.",
18346 "Kneelhack is absolutely terrible: 'lol your comr just got unerosionproofed by a regular lich, now have fun disrobing, confusing yourself and reading another valuable scroll (which are in limited supply due to the nonexistance of magic markers)'",
18347 "NCommander unbundles LarienTelrunya into a Larien, a Telrunya, and an a strange collection of exotic footware.",
18348 "Omg the messages make no sense.",
18349 "Omg you read another silly message.",
18350 "Yet another silly message - YASM!",
18351 "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.",
18352 "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawm. (Did you notice the typo?)",
18353 "He had to hope that no course came.",
18354 "Haha, the failure can be defeated by a prostitute! Hahahahahahaha!",
18355 "muck! Without automg or so something we can make nix! We must flee!",
18356 "Okay, I white, you do only your obligation. We hope that it lasts not too for a long time and that the rogues get you!",
18357 "power nevertheless finally times faster! Otherwise wars us the bulls nevertheless still!",
18358 "With you become I now however account for, you!",
18359 "a 'throwing you immediately your knarre away, or we shoot! And you pick up the hands immediately,!'",
18360 "The bull car followed it and made then however too fast and fell in the water, therefore were at least few suspended from the bulls.",
18361 "over-drive the potatoes simply! Those have to let us through here, or it scheppert!",
18362 "hearing it immediately on thereby! Otherwise Mach I it fully finished!",
18363 "If I that to my wife do not tell... then kriegt itself it before laughter no more!",
18364 "now reichts however! If I am times sour only, then nix more stops me! Now run I Amok, their tension adjuster! Goes home, or I to Mach you fully finished!",
18365 "here, people, here have their measurer! Now I am strained, like the Winzling it us to show want!",
18366 "Amusing it was only that the bridge was always raised, even if straight no ship came.",
18367 "who or which was that? Aha, there wants one by the window purely? Control room, Buerschchen, you show ichs! Now you are however to!",
18368 "you stop thereby immediately! Control room only, if I you get, you burglars! You helf I!",
18369 "runs, so fast it goes! The Grandpa of caretaker comes!",
18370 "we hide ourselves in the fourth stick! There it searches as the latter! Only he may not see that we go into the fourth stick, thus fast!",
18371 "which to the devil is?",
18372 "we build their classroom for traps before those! Then we finish those fully!",
18373 "what imagines it you to place to us so ne trap? I could be dead because of you! If I you get...",
18374 "Auweia, probably means us! Do we want to take chairs and flog them?",
18375 "property idea! To the weapons!",
18376 "I in addition, did not say that it is to begin! Which I can do there for it?",
18377 "He, sets you now times beautifully good on your places! We make now latin and no brawl, are clear that? Thus, I do not want a respeech, otherwise I must become sour!",
18378 "you have still zwo minutes, then must have found dus. Otherwise dus and kriegst then nen entry, do hear did you forget?",
18379 "Because they had also no booklet, no book and none nix.",
18380 "after the hour impact I you so together that you believe, Gospodarik to be called and the torwart of sank Pauli to be!",
18381 "Pah, before you have I no fear, you small failure. Come nevertheless, you small Miesie!",
18382 "What? That could be only one joke!",
18383 "you old Cheater met me, but constitutes sowas me nix! Haehaehaehaehae!!!",
18384 "I attack you with ner cigarette packing!",
18385 "be ashamed you! You abgeschootet your buddy, you old Cheater!",
18386 "I bang you equivalent also still off! now I know muck not, where you hide small Miesie you! Haste luck had!",
18387 "Waewae, waewae! Me does not kriegst you! I hiding place me now before you! And still another tip: If you must on the Klo, then go!",
18388 "all will shit to you once in the face! Everything will you in sport-resounds catch and for you successively the shit into the face to set.",
18389 "let you immediately in the face shit! Otherwise kriegst you which on the muzzle, you garden dwarf.",
18390 "haste you actually still which other one in the head to korruptieren than innocent people and to them to say, they are to shit to me in the face? You do not have probably more all!",
18391 "white also so exactly, I did not loose-go on someone, because me with ner packing wanted to flog cigarettes! There that called the pole duck, and me arrested!",
18392 "I am Mister White, native American. But with the border crossing the customs officer has mine passport held for ne falsification...",
18393 "Pah, we know nevertheless all, who you are! Why you do not want to admit it actually. Who you should be otherwise, if not quiet?",
18395 "You, I know have it fullly! I want to break out still tonight.",
18396 "But now the waiter got Diaet bread and a margarine as well as a Diaet jam, at the same time said he",
18397 "hiding place things in the trouser pocket. Then it, you thinks would have eaten and leave it you alone! Later become already still loose wirs!",
18398 "which! You dare it to break out of the Knast! Now you are however to! I attack you with the box fist!!!",
18399 "Haeaeaeaeae? I become rather punished for the fact that I broke out! The quiet finishes you now by the way fully, you old Cheater!",
18400 "you shit to bulls! Always are you like that bloed and goes on the wrong loosely! You geb ichs!",
18401 "Noe, such a totally fat type! In addition the degree also the quiet brings back in the Knast! And which you make so?",
18402 "Knast stands and waits, to I again raus is! with its army vorm",
18403 "It had gekriegt 1-50 fire damage, +1 all Skills, +100 attack value and way pushing on its knarre.",
18404 "what? Are you moved? Immediately again into your covering! Because of you they know now, where we are. Fast! We run there in front by the garden and climb over the fence!",
18405 "Schrunz the house owner off! Then gehts over the fence, and from there it is then no longer far there in front!",
18406 "in any case ones! I schrunz now times the door lock up. Okay! TO ALL, WHICH ARE IN THIS HOUSE: RESULT IMMEDIATELY, OR IT POWER 'PENG'!",
18407 "back you raus with the language, or I shoots immediately! They have still ten seconds!",
18408 "MUCK! Everything for nix and more widder nix! And but we had to surround specially an innocent girl!",
18409 "stop! We leave it alive, if it gives us everything that has it at rum, Wodka and beer. OK ONE?",
18410 "You must me (now it rushed, because the connection was bad) well well, from me may it also Mars-resound pay. Okay! Tschau!",
18411 "What, does you entweihst the straight May countries cathedral and does violate the virgin Maria? You ass! We get you still.",
18412 "perhaps that is a nose? Is with me in the tower of the countess also sometimes like that.",
18413 "you hero! Passport better on your member masses up. Let us it finish! Down with the US Army!!!",
18414 "gibts not, we having production! Now we can proceed on the further way carefully. Are you OK ONE?",
18415 "goes in such a way. I must heal myself times. Do you have still Manatraenke?",
18416 "outer one no, now becomes heavy. We are in nem loading space, but there are still another Duriel and an opposing who wolf.",
18417 "But it received only a verzauberten Ratzefummel, which was full lusch, and therefore took it it also not.",
18418 "There it placed itself raus that the custodian head was totally good and resistance against everything, +137 defense, +3 had +66 to aging, +3 to low resistance and +3 to fire GOLEM! The problem however was: it was ethereal!",
18419 "Noe, mistigerweise has my obergeiler custodian head only a none durability! And it is ethereal! Such a muck.",
18420 "back. I will protect your still living covering, companion! Take this, their homosexual of creatures of hell!!!",
18421 "what, which smoke? I hope those have not as many lines as a Griswold. Are we to really kill your BUDDY?",
18422 "it strikes extremely fast, has a radar, stands again and again on after ner time and can cigarettes throw! In addition bone spirit takes off from it somehow nix! But have I it with aging verflucht now, then it kriegt always double damage.",
18423 "comes now with the crew and flogs you with footballs and step you with lug shoes. To death!",
18424 "I geb you and your buddy ne in each case million E, and I werf my whole equipment away, then can you the things away-collect. I want to all-make myself with you groups and your opponent!",
18425 "leave the f-Kotz-Rotz in peace! It allied itself straight with me and us an army of 200000 soldiers gave!",
18426 "that was the Chronobombe! Now the atom bombs of stones are and the enemy its soldiers are stupid homines erecti!",
18427 "Hae? I have none. And if I one haett, wuerd they in the steinzeit do not live. The Sumeerer makes you now however cold, you!",
18428 "LarienTelrunya thinks that playing shimo style means participating in junethack and playing only samurai.",
18429 "When I asked the floating eye about adding new slex trophies to junethack, he said: give me some simple bits to check, give me some trophy pics and I'll add a trophy for getting Trump's dick to rise.",
18430 "if a save file created in normal mode is now being restored in explore mode, treat it as normal restore followed by 'X' command to use up the save file and require confirmation for explore mode",
18431 "give the hero some movement points",
18432 "hero can't move this turn loop",
18433 "both you and the monsters are out of steam this round",
18434 "set up for a new turn",
18435 "reallocate movement rations to monsters",
18436 "your speed doesn't augment steed's speed",
18437 "One possible result of prayer is healing. Whether or not you get healed depends on your current hit points.",
18438 "If you are allowed to regenerate during the prayer, the end-of-prayer calculation messes up on this.",
18439 "Another possible result is rehumanization, which requires that encumbrance and movement rate be recalculated.",
18440 "for the moment at least, you're in tiptop shape",
18441 "moving around while encumbered is hard work",
18442 "You feel full of energy.",
18443 "if unmul caused a level change, take it now",
18444 "when/if hero escapes from lava, he can't just stay there",
18445 "redo monsters if hallu or wearing a helm of telepathy",
18446 "!context.move here: multiple movement command stopped",
18447 "when running in non-tport mode, this gets done through domove()",
18448 "maybe recover some lost health (or lose some when an eel out of water)",
18449 "eel out of water loses hp, similar to monster eels; as hp gets lower, rate of further loss slows down",
18450 "when this code was in-line within moveloop(), there was no !Upolyd check here, so poly'd hero recovered lost u.uhp once u.mh reached u.mhmax; that may have been convenient for the player, but it didn't make sense for gameplay...",
18451 "stop voluntary multi-turn activity if now fully healed",
18452 "You are in full health.",
18453 "You are in half health.",
18454 "You are in empty health, which means that you just died. Too bad.",
18455 "You're back, but you still feel dead inside.",
18456 "The 'welcome back' message always describes your innate form even when polymorphed or wearing a helm of opposite alignment.",
18457 "Alignment is shown unconditionally for new games; for restores it's only shown if it has changed from its original value.",
18458 "Sex is shown for new games except when it is redundant; for restores it's only shown if different from its original value.",
18459 "You can hear Erogenous Katia taunting you to come to the bottom of Hell's Bathroom.",
18460 "If you're planning to retrieve the amulets and rings from the Swimming Pool, better bring an iron hook.",
18461 "Doormash is so weird and removed the 'iron hook' appearance from the grappling hook for no reason at all.",
18462 "According to bhaak, Amy invented the name 'Tiksrvzllat' when she fell asleep on the keyboard.",
18463 "FIQhack is planning to add magic chests or may even have added them already as of the time of this writing, but unlike dnethack, they cannot be moved. So if you want to set up one in a strategically important place, you have to wish for it.",
18464 "Most of these do their thing, then after returning to xxmain(), the code exits without starting a game.",
18465 "dashversion can only be extended with -dashdashversion:paste.",
18466 "You don't have enough elbow-room to maneuver.",
18467 "You don't have enough elbow-room to maneuver. But because you tried, you now wasted a turn and the engulfer can smack you again, ha ha ha.",
18468 "Using your camera underwater would void the warranty.",
18469 "You cannot use it while you're wearing it!",
18470 "You are filthier than ever.",
18471 "You are filthier than ever, and just lost 5 points of charisma for looking so ugly.",
18472 "you can't reach tiny statues (even though you can fight tiny monsters while levitating--consistency, what's that?)",
18473 "when both corpse and statue are present, pick the uppermost one",
18474 "You're both stoned.",
18475 "You're both stoned. Yes. Both you and your love interest. Remember at all times that she's your love interest and not a bloodthirsty monster trying to eat you!",
18476 "most corpses don't retain the monster's sex, so we're usually forced to use generic pronoun here",
18477 "most corpses don't retain the monster's sex, so we're usually forced to use generic pronoun here, although it would be fun to use a generic 'she' instead",
18478 "can't use mhe() here; it calls pronoun_gender() which expects monster to be on the map (visibility check)",
18479 "variations on 'He's dead, Jim.' (Star Trek's Dr McCoy)",
18480 "ignore statue->dknown; it'll always be set",
18481 "The ogre troll is in extraordinary health for a statue.",
18482 "You hear a hollow sound. This must be a secret door!",
18483 "Strictly speaking it makes no sense for usage of a stethoscope to not take any time; however, unless it did, the stethoscope would be almost useless.",
18484 "The giant kraken is an enormously fearsome and powerful inhabitant of the depths. It resembles a gargantuan octopus and its evil is almost tangible.",
18485 "As a compromise, one stethoscope use per turn is free, another uses up the turn; this makes curse status have a tangible effect.",
18486 "As a compromise, one stethoscope use per turn is free, another uses up the turn; this makes curse status have a tangible effect. And SLEX fixed the bug where you could save and restore to get another free use, you cheater!",
18487 "You can't hear anything.",
18488 "You can't hear anything. Deafness ftw.",
18489 "Player 1 UNHEARING! He's deaf! :P",
18491 "You hear faint splashing.",
18492 "You hear the crackling of hellfire.",
18493 "You hear a faint typing noise.",
18494 "You hear the breaking of the fourth wall.",
18495 "The floor seems healthy enough.",
18496 "The invisible monster must have moved.",
18497 "You are incapable of using the whistle.",
18498 "You are incapable of using the whistle, or playing any other kind of music for that matter.",
18499 "You are incapable of using the whistle, or playing any other kind of music for that matter. Because you suck.",
18500 "Your blow bubbles through the whistle.",
18501 "You feel rushing air tickle your nose.",
18502 "You feel rushing air tickle your nose. Too bad you're deaf, because you're missing out on listening to the erotic air current noises...",
18503 "Air current noises are very sexy, but scratching noises aren't bad either!",
18504 "it's magic! it works underwater too (at a higher pitch)",
18505 "steed is already at your location, so not affected; this avoids trap issues if you're on a trap location",
18506 "mimic must be revealed before we know whether it actually moves because line-of-sight may change",
18507 "Your leash falls slack.",
18508 "TODO: This ought to exclude various other things, such as lights and gas spore, is_whirly() critters, ethereal creatures, possibly others.",
18509 "if the leash isn't in use, assume we're trying to leash the engulfer; if it is use, distinguish between removing it from the engulfer versus from some other creature",
18510 "You cannot leash any more pets.",
18511 "You cannot leash any more pets. (At least you don't have to suffer from the arbitrary pet count limit that terrahack has.)",
18512 "Leash yourself? Very funny...",
18513 "trying again will work provided the monster is tame (and also that it doesn't change location by retry time)",
18514 "This leash is not attached to that creature.",
18515 "leash in use isn't attached to anything?",
18516 "hero might not have intended to kill pet, but that's the result of his actions; gain experience, lose pacifism, take alignment and luck hit, make corpse less likely to remain tame after revival",
18517 "The mirror fogs up and doesn't reflect!",
18518 "You stiffen momentarily under your gaze.",
18519 "Yow! The mirror stares back!",
18520 "Yikes! You've frozen yourself!",
18521 "You don't have a reflection.",
18522 "You look peaked.",
18523 "You look undernourished.",
18524 "You feel a little perkier, which means that your sleep resistance has increased by a marginal amount and the orange dragon can still technically instakill you.",
18525 "You give the fish a chance to fix their makeup.",
18526 "You reflect the murky water.",
18527 "couldsee(mtmp->mx, mtmp->my) is implied by the fact that bhit() targetted it, so we can ignore possibility of X-ray vision",
18528 "ways to directly see monster (excludes X-ray vision, telepathy, extended detection, type-specific warning)",
18529 "FIQhack has cooperative telepathy, which makes telepathic players sense other telepathic creatures.",
18530 "The water nymph is too tired to look at your mirror.",
18531 "infravision doesn't produce an image in the mirror",
18532 "AhDhGqEqDhEhAqDqFhGw",
18533 "But the sound is muffled.",
18534 "You cannot make fire under water.",
18535 "You cannot make fire under water, although Super Mario has proven countless times that fire works very well when underwater.",
18536 "this used to be obj->age /= 2, rounding down; an age of 1 would yield 0, confusing begin_burn() and producing an unlightable, unrefillable candelabrum; round up instead",
18537 "The object radiates a strange warmth!",
18538 "if it catches while you have it, then it's your tough luck",
18539 "That's in addition to the cost of the oil lamp itself, of course.",
18540 "This is not a diving lamp.",
18541 "The Knight jumping restriction still applies when riding a horse. After all, what shape is the knight piece in chess?",
18542 "this is iffy: if you're starting on a closed door spot, you _can_ jump diagonally from doorway (without needing Passes_walls); that's intentional but is it correct?",
18543 "There is an obstacle preventing that jump.",
18544 "You swish around a little.",
18545 "You don't have enough traction to jump.",
18546 "You tear the web apart as you pull yourself free!",
18547 "You seem to be out of tins.",
18548 "You cannot tin something which is partly eaten.",
18549 "You cannot tin something which is partly eaten. That's stupid, but unfortunately the way it works.",
18550 "null figurine in fig_transform()",
18551 "m_monnam() yields accurate mon type, overriding hallucination",
18552 "You feel something shatter.",
18553 "Oh, wow, look at the pretty shards.",
18554 "A sharp crack shatters one of your gems.",
18555 "Oh wow, man: Fractals!",
18556 "You must think this is a wetstone, do you?",
18557 "There is not enough room to flick your bullwhip.",
18558 "You yank yourself out of the pit!",
18559 "You yank yourself out of the pit, but fall right back in because you're stupid!",
18560 "...9....85458..52125.9410149.52125..85458....9...",
18561 "Note: no roles in nethack can become expert or better for polearm skill; Yeoman in slash'em can become expert.",
18562 "Note: no roles in nethack can become expert or better for polearm skill, because skill caps in vanilla are usually low.",
18563 "Note: no roles in nethack can become expert or better for polearm skill, and for that matter, most roles have crappy skill caps for everything except their main weapon, making those already inferior other weapon choices absolutely useless because many weapon types don't even have artifacts.",
18564 "Since statues look like monsters now, we say something different from 'you miss' or 'there's nobody there'.",
18565 "TSX is a variant that decided it would be a good idea to make statues look like monsters.",
18566 "TSX is a variant that decided it would be a good idea to make statues look like monsters. I prefer them looking like statues.",
18567 "Why was it made so that statues no longer look like statues???",
18568 "Thump! Your blow bounces harmlessly off the statue.",
18569 "The monster you tried to attack was really a statue! Your weapon breaks into splinters from hitting the hard surface!",
18570 "You give yourself a facial.",
18571 "possibly scuff engraving at your feet; any engraving at the target location is unaffected",
18572 "Raising your wand of death high above your hands, you break it in two!",
18573 "might have 'wrested' a final charge, taking it from 0 to -1; if so, we just brought it back up to 0, which wouldn't do much below so give it 1..3 charges now, usually making it stronger than an ordinary last charge (the wand is already gone from inventory, so perm_invent can't accidentally reveal this)",
18574 "A wall of force smashes down around you!",
18575 "TODO? This really ought to prevent the explosion from being fatal so that we never leave a bones file where none of the surrounding targets (or underlying objects) got affected yet.",
18576 "prepare for potential feedback from polymorph...",
18577 "prepare for potential feedback from polymorph... (you'd better take off your armor and cloak or you'll lose them)",
18578 "Let liquid flow into the newly created pits. Adjust corresponding code in music.c for drum of earthquake if you alter this sequence.",
18579 "Some holes are quickly filled with water!",
18580 "Some holes are quickly filled with shit! Please do me a favor and fall into one of them.",
18581 "Wand breakage is targetting a square adjacent to the hero, which might contain a monster or a pile of objects or both.",
18582 "obj->bypass in bhitm() prevents the polymorphing of items dropped due to monster's polymorph and prevents undead turning that kills an undead from raising resulting corpse.",
18583 "Wand breakage is targetting the hero. Using xdir[]+ydir[] deltas for location selection causes this case to happen after all the surrounding squares have been handled.",
18584 "Unlike with monsters being hit by zaps, we can't rely on use of obj->bypass in the zap code to accomplish that last case since it's also used by retouch_equipment() for polyself.",
18585 "Note: if player fell thru, this call is a no-op. Damage is handled in digactualhole in that case",
18588 "evading your grasp costs a turn; just be grateful that you don't drop it as well",
18589 "MRKR: Every Australian knows that a gum leaf makes an excellent whistle, especially if your pet is a tame kangaroo named Skippy.",
18590 "FullyOld I have fucked you into the butthole many times in succession.",
18591 "Once upon a time there was a NetHack player, who had a small cock.",
18592 "Note: both artilist[] and artiexist[] have a dummy element #0, so loops over them should normally start at #1. The primary exception is the save & restore code, which doesn't care about the contents, just the total size.",
18593 "The amount added to the victim's total hit points to insure that the victim will be killed even after damage bonus/penalty adjustments. Most such penalties are small, and 200 is plenty; the exception is half physical damage.",
18594 "3.3.1 and previous versions tried to use a very large number to account for this case; now, we just compute the fatal damage by adding it to 2 times the total hit points instead of 1 time.",
18595 "Note: this will still break if they have more than about half the number of hit points that will fit in a 15 bit integer.",
18596 "flags including which artifacts have already been created and a discovery list for them (no dummy first entry here)",
18597 "Excalibur can be used by any lawful character, not just knights",
18598 "Make an artifact. If a specific alignment is specified, then an object of the appropriate alignment is created from scratch, or 0 is returned if none is available.",
18599 "If at least one aligned artifact has already been given, then unaligned ones also become eligible for this.",
18600 "If no alignment is given, then 'otmp' is converted into an artifact of matching type, or returned as-is if that's not possible.",
18601 "looking for a particular type of item; not producing a divine gift so we don't care about role's first choice",
18602 "we're looking for an alignment-specific item suitable for hero's role+race",
18603 "we're looking for an alignment-specific item suitable for hero's role+race, but none can be found because the hero is playing a very crappy role and race combo",
18604 "the person sitting in front of the monitor is probably a stupid woman",
18605 "the person sitting in front of the monitor is probably a dumb man",
18606 "the person sitting in front of the monitor is probably someone who doesn't know how to play the game",
18607 "'VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR' 'what is this?' 'Tank defenders. VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR' 'hey I don't understand-' 'Oh, your character stood in the way and was crushed underneath the tank, you die.'",
18608 "non-aligned with no previous gifts; if no candidates have been found yet, record this one as a[nother] fallback possibility in case all aligned candidates have been used up (via wishing, naming, bones, random generation)",
18609 "The given name must be rather close to the real name for it to match.",
18610 "decide whether this obj is effective when attacking against shades; does not consider the bonus for blessed objects versus undead",
18611 "non-silver artifacts with bonus against undead also are effective",
18612 "non-silver artifacts with bonus against undead also are effective, which is why that priest mace is used by everyone",
18613 "decide what types of objects are the same as otyp; if it's been discovered, then only itself matches; otherwise, include all other undiscovered objects of the same class which have the same description or share the same pool of shuffled descriptions",
18614 "Since almost every artifact is SPFX_RESTR, it doesn't cost us much to do the string comparison before the spfx check.",
18615 "Almost every artifact is SPFX_RESTR, which really makes you wonder why they didn't instead make a flag that's used for the few that aren't.",
18616 "touch_artifact()'s return value isn't sufficient to tell whether it dished out damage, and tracking changes to u.uhp, u.mh, Lifesaved when trying to avoid second wounding is too cumbersome",
18617 "The artifacts are beyond your control!",
18618 "look for this artifact in the discoveries list; if we hit an empty slot then it's not present, so add it",
18619 "Magicbane's intrinsic magic is incompatible with normal enchantment magic. Thus, its effects have a negative dependence on spe. Against low mr victims, it typically does 'double athame' damage, 2d4. Occasionally, it will cast unbalancing magic which effectively averages out to 4d4 damage (3d4 against high mr victims), for spe = 0.",
18620 "Prior to 3.4.1, the cancel (aka purge) effect always included the scare effect too; now it's one or the other. Likewise, the stun effect won't be combined with either of those two; it will be chosen separately or possibly used as a fallback when scare or cancel fails.",
18621 "Historical note: a change to artifact_hit() for 3.4.0 unintentionally made all of Magicbane's special effects be blocked if the defender successfully saved against a stun attack. As of 3.4.1, those effects can occur but will be slightly less likely than they were in 3.3.x.",
18622 "the most severe effects are less likely at higher enchantment",
18623 "if target successfully resisted the artifact damage bonus, reduce overall likelihood of the assorted special effects",
18624 "might stun even when attempting a more severe effect, but in that case it will only happen if the other effect fails; extra damage will apply regardless; 3.4.1: sometimes might just probe even when it hasn't been enchanted",
18625 "the special effects also boost physical damage; increments are generally cumulative, but since the stun effect is based on a different criterium its damage might not be included; the base damage is either 1d4 (athame) or 2d4 (athame+spec_dbon) depending on target's resistance check against AD_STUN (handled by caller)",
18626 "No mdef->mcan check: even a cancelled monster can be polymorphed into a golem, and the 'cancel' effect acts as if some magical energy remains in spellcasting defenders to be absorbed later.",
18627 "lastly, all this magic can be confusing...",
18628 "The following takes care of most of the damage, but not all-- the exception being for level draining, which is specially handled. Messages are done in this function, however.",
18629 "attacking yourself with weapon?",
18630 "The imaginary widget hits you!",
18631 "Players with negative AC's take less damage instead of just not getting hit. We must add a large enough value to the damage so that this reduction in damage does not prevent death.",
18632 "Good job Henry, but that wasn't Anne.",
18633 "Should amulets fall off?",
18634 "i is now index into dungeon structure for the new dungeon. Find the closest level in the given dungeon, open a use-once portal to that dungeon and go there. The closest level is either the entry or dunlev_ureached.",
18635 "You are surrounded by a shimmering sphere!",
18636 "You feel weightless for a moment.",
18637 "You feel a surge of power, but nothing seems to happen.",
18638 "will freeing this object from inventory cause levitation to end?",
18639 "will freeing this object from inventory cause levitation to end? or do we still wear another levitation source that is also cursed?",
18640 "this assumes that there aren't two simultaneously invoked artifacts both conferring levitation--safe, since if there were two of them, invoking the 2nd would negate the 1st rather than stack with it",
18641 "The bare artifact quivers slightly.",
18642 "removing a worn item might result in loss of levitation, dropping the hero onto a polymorph trap or into water or lava and potentially dropping or destroying the item",
18643 "an item which is worn/wielded or an artifact which conveys something via being carried or which has an #invoke effect currently in operation undergoes a touch test; if it fails, it will be unworn/unwielded and revoked but not dropped",
18644 "We can potentially be called recursively if losing/unwearing an item causes worn helm of opposite alignment to come off or be destroyed.",
18645 "BUG: if the initial call was due to putting on a helm of opposite alignment and it does come off to trigger recursion, after the inner call executes, the outer call will finish using the non-helm alignment rather than the helm alignment which triggered this in the first place.",
18646 "check primary weapon next so that they're handled together",
18647 "TODO? Force off gloves if either or both rings are going to become unworn; force off cloak [suit] before suit [shirt]. The torso handling is hypothetical; the case for gloves is not, due to the possibility of unwearing silver rings.",
18648 "loss of levitation (silver ring, or Heart of Ahriman invocation) might cause hero to lose inventory items (by dropping into lava, for instance), so inventory traversal needs to rescan the whole invent chain each time it moves on to another object; we use bypass handling to keep track of which items have already been processed",
18649 "After losing your gloves, you start touching yourself.",
18650 "Who will carry the victory off and will lowest-strain its opponent?",
18651 "me is boring. When runs off here finally which?",
18652 "Then let you gefaelligst which break in, what we in the long time to make to be able! I want again to bed!",
18653 "Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeater! Cheatercheatercheatercheaterchea width unit rie!",
18654 "Pah, I have however mallet on level much and therefore steps you my who bear then simply over.",
18655 "Hectar, hectar, hectar, wers believes. My glacier aristocracy makes you completely and takes off from you completely much.",
18656 "Your Migs meets nevertheless eh only each tenth time and my Veralein of far away ice footsteps will then place, which slow you extremely intensive pain down ready and you completely badly.",
18657 "But in any case transforms my Druide then again into nen Druide and gets ne arm chest, with the verb all I then completely many pins and zeigs you, because ne Soso is always met eh.",
18658 "Well and? Your arm chest needs fully long, until it loose-goes finally, because you only nen luschen Druide and no Supernecro have, and to you can shoot finite, have I already each quantity damage arranged with my light blue turnschuhen and the footsteps placed by them.",
18659 "However it is normal damage, which my arm chest causes, and against which you can make nix. My difficult arm chest will already still shoot you, you amusing jet military planes!",
18660 "In addition my Druide carries then cooling absorption for bat leather boot with +5, then me your cold weather can constitute nix more.",
18661 "pah, you probably do not believe... Starting from level 52 have I cooling control.",
18662 "You are sowas of unfair, gibts not at all... wenns after you go wuerd, would have you dearest ne glacier aristocracy, who arrange also still the weapon damage, you Oberschummler!",
18663 "And you conceived your whole equipment so that you have only cooling reconditions, therefore take off from you my new facts completely much.",
18664 "Ey nee! Sowas may not a Veralein nevertheless at all, because the international Diablo-2-Kommitee set up the rule that Veraleins may use excluding glacier aristocracy! Switch gefaelligst again over and spoil me again with the kind light blue turnschuhen!",
18665 "As a who bear I am faster than you, you cowardly woman!",
18666 "My bat leather boots will slam again and again against your Soso, and I do not believe that ne lusche Soso bears like your particularly much, because you wasted over half of your points on energy.",
18667 "Well and, your luscher Druide bears still many less, because a luscher Druide only one line per Vitalitaetspunkt kriegt! Therefore new facts I then simply so often, until you fall down dead.",
18668 "But because I am naturally not like that bloed, how dus gladly it would have, carry my Necro ne meteor armament of the Gurangutas, which is three times gesockelt, and in all three bases in each case upper perfect are rubies in it!",
18669 "Oh: Starting from level 42 use I energy sign. Then warmth works as life again fill up Skill.",
18670 "But all the same whether you nen energy sign take or not, use I then with my who bear the pellet rifle, and then Mach I continuously 'Pouch tschcktschck!' and shoot themselves.",
18671 "You do not have so much Mana at all, because you wasted everything on Vitaelitaet, you old spendthrift. You can do thus at the most two, three times boellern with your luschen pellet rifle and then have you no more Mana, therefore run I then on you to and new facts you continuously.",
18672 "Well and, the normal attack regulates and makes also enough damage! Redeem that I, if no more Mana is there!",
18673 "Noe, there regulates nix. Your normal attack needs fully long, until it loose-goes finally, and still longer needs it, because I mean yield light blue turnschuhe before fast still against your body slam become, so that I away-coagulated long, while you draw back to the impact. And then new facts I you persisting.",
18674 "Well well, then let I my pellet rifle stop only times pellet rifle be and geb the next ten points on Mig. then pull those completely much off and even if it only each tenth time meet, is sufficient it still, in order to take from you off some.",
18675 "Oh, but we are already in act 2 nightmare, therefore have I owing to my mercenary ne thorn aura. Much fun with your Migs!",
18676 "Leave your cowardly Soeldnerluschie from the play! You have still ten seconds, in order to let your mercenary die, and if you did not make it up to then, my Necro (which I am not at all) steps the mercenary with its boots over.",
18677 "However you are dorniert and completely many lines lost, and I then like always lasting and also still take the last few lines from new facts off you then.",
18678 "O noe... But the Migs can make for me anyway nix, because my armament reduces the taken damage by 7. And then you again and in addition goes a thunderstorm uses new facts I, then on you loose and ballert continuously lightnings!",
18679 "Your thunderstorm can nix, because I stop me then evenly of you far, so that the thunderstorm loose-goes in each case on my heart the weasel spirit, and Mach I always fast again, if it dies. Oh, wait only, until we are level 52 to announce against my thorn spirit have you nix.",
18680 "And you have to announce for it against my lightning and cooling control nix. Your cooling reconditions are then down-set, so that I can place again completely firm, painful turn shoe footsteps against you, and you must suffer thus again from very intensive pain.",
18681 "You old fear hare! Now everything is searched, and if I you then have, then nehm I my pellet rifle!",
18682 "O noe, you old play-crude... Do not find me, you!",
18683 "Do not know I nevertheless at all! I only guessed/advised, and you now said to me that I guessed/advised correctly!",
18684 "Completely simply: then I, whether the Soso like that superlusch is and can be zerfetzen, or stop does not know evenly!",
18685 "naja, I do not wear degree an energy sign, therefore only the meteor armament reduces the damage...",
18686 "What should be amusing to it? It is very erotisch, from the carrion bird claws zerfetzen itself to leave!",
18687 "Yes! The claws are so beautifully tender! And in addition walk the carrion bird lady so beautifully!",
18688 "Waaaaaaaaas, you fear hare... you draw in the ass now, because you have only a line! Then my who bear makes now however ne box fist ready for the impact!",
18689 "But only I want to still look at myself, how my valuable Dress is zerfetzt and cut by the carrion bird claws.",
18690 "Thus belongs sichs in addition. And now nehm I the soft, gentle girl turn shoes at me and slip purely.",
18691 "Okay, and now wars that probably, therefore goes now nix more. But nevertheless I nen new record set up: Ten organisms in five minutes!",
18692 "Well super. Simply brainless inflation, that we like all Stats times again. Only close fighters really suffer from these changes!",
18693 "Me kommts so forwards, as if they would be more than twice as fast? however the characters are also as fast as cars! And with the perseverance oberbuggig one adjusted.",
18694 "Why (not yet times of that soul) it actually never said to one is that makes the damage now astronomical with more ner determined chance?",
18695 "A miracle are not so over imba? against Ultra has one reconditions? if one from so ner load ?fire ' balls to naturally never meet lets themselves, can one insta DEAD be!",
18696 "Yeeeeeeeeah! And those make also three times so much damage and if the character dies thereby, sounds (more taken up by Modmaker ape) a saying, which reads: ?LOL I PWNED U JOO NOOB?!",
18697 "mad! Act 4 is fully nervig now, there comes each second time Minotaurusnervkoepfe, war ass holes (completely buggig) and buggige small Diablo 2 ' s (also completely buggig)!",
18698 "Yeah, and some monsters have such over characteristics that close-in engagement characters do not have at all to try it also directly, because those do not have eh a chance against the over Pwnzors!",
18699 "Yeah, because those is heavy also not yet enough. But for the other Aktbosse the same is valid? and above all, the HYBRID of nem Meppel can Typies call for now, which heal HALF of its lines immediately again! That is naturally a large step toward play balance!",
18700 "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Free Singelhitkills for all, which can be met in bright from something (e.g. nem individual prick of a prick rat servant)!",
18701 "But to 1.10 ' s gives the total nose that only certain combinations can to come at all and come those for it continuously. Does Modmaker theOberaffe know, how often the ?King Beefcake? comes? And which to the devil that should be at all, king beef cake or which? Who invents in such a way nen behaemmerten name?",
18702 "The Glass Golem. One of the last creations of the petty dwarves of Ludarin, its existence explains their destruction. A creation of finest glass, the body of this creature bends and amplifies light in a way that makes you unsure of its position. You feel somewhat dizzy as the radiant light reflects off the walls, the ceiling and your gear.",
18703 "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, now is finite the hybrid of nem Geisterbeschwoerer able, each singelhitzukillen! And the Ratsbosse heals now many more that naturally well like that is!",
18704 "UPPER NOSE! Nobody wants sowas, why the ape of nem Modmaker makes it then? Nobody wants sowas! If I three normal Amethyste into nen immaculate convert, I cannot use the no more, it am, I create still 15 Levelups! What actually imagined the APE thereby?",
18705 "And since then all have my characters nen ass fully EL-runes, which do not bring nothing at all. I mine, which does not believe probably in Ernst to make possibly who wuerd seriously squats and a thousand times the buggige rune Upgrade Wuerfelrezept uses, in order from 3^33 (3 to the power of 33) El-runes a Zod!",
18706 "why the upper-perfect heads do not bring and to May + too all Skills more? Are those to be still usable at all?",
18707 "But the UPPER NOSE is that the ape made it in such a way that one can buy only normal versions! Waer nevertheless genuinly not so heavily been to program it in such a way that one can get higher versions! I can in five minutes zurechtmodden, if the APE the CONDEMNED text files rausruecken wuerd!",
18708 "Those bring completely much. The character-specific in accordance with gives exactly the same, because one probably hardly nen as Ama Tansanit gets wuerd, but then still additionally +40%% attack faster and all possible! Why thus is in accordance with, which only gives + all Skills, EXPENSIVE as the Amazonit?",
18709 "Provide exactly like all the other Items only for more confusion. Coal gets one eh infinitely, if one farmt the flame river.",
18710 "The flame river can also be renamed to 'the place where everyone dies'.",
18711 "Much too pedantically. In addition as no damage in act 2 the normal make as good, and they make later still much less, i.e. one sees times nen difference at the line bar of the monster there.",
18712 "And the UPPER APE hats so made that one can get 1 nightmare at one time in act only incorrect ones, obwohls in act 5 normal better gave! APE OF NEM MODMAKER! Learn times to modden cleverly!",
18713 "Those are certain either over imba or do not function not or need so hochlevelige runes that one cannot finish them eh, before one has other just as good ueberitems.",
18714 "What does one need for sowas a Plugin? One activates it simply in runes.txt! Or if that cannot be done, one provides it to stop, that can be nevertheless not so difficult?! It means nevertheless finally also: Even is the ape of nem Modmaker!",
18715 "UPPER APE! Which for a brain-burned complete idiot must be! That 500 must be, damn it all! At the best editing I the BINs, in order shit to adjust! Which for a complete APE of nem Modmaker!",
18716 "The drink, the magic reconditions gives, does not indicate yet times something, if one takes it. One thus never knows whether the reconditions degree are valid or not. Juhuu!",
18717 "Those are viiiiiel too over, if one gets few carload lots of it, are unbesiegbar one! Wuerd I also gladly zurechtmodden that one cannot buy the no more? Hybrid, which does not rausrueckt the text files! Hybrid!",
18718 "But the ointments were much better, because those do not increase any idiotischen Levelreqs, which do not want eh!",
18719 "It waer naturally too heavily been to program it in such a way that one can manufacturing also magic Items with more than one base.",
18720 "Then in such a way to leave haett mans also alike it can that elite arms cost to repair ne million, because then these parts at least which would bring! Thus now is, never needs one pointed those, and on ethereal Items one cannot use her somehow (nose)!",
18721 "must I times rausprobieren, which happened? that one could then have also better described. Thereby do the bases become again free, so that one which new insert can? Is the Gems rausgepult actually again, so that one can insert her elsewhere? Or both? Questions over questions? if only the ape of nem Modmaker in the situation waer to describe sowas in such a way that it is clear?",
18722 "And those would have to stack themselves with the half-full, which they do not do certainly also.",
18723 "How can the APE, which grumbles itself Modmaker, dare it, to assign to those so nen ekligen sound?",
18724 "That comes much too rarely, but the UPPER APE hats production, to program which completely simple in such a way that it functions: the Oberluschieheiltraenke! The sound still just as little as before the Mod, although the whole life ball becomes phantom red! It stops then simply in such a way to heal and because one has in Nez naturally many more lines than in Vanilla, the hybrid welfare watering places are full for the ass, as soon as one is in nightmare!",
18725 "Which HYBRID hats so made that the asshole welfare watering places do not function and can only ridiculous four pieces in a row be? One must be able to stack, as much as desired of it! Because if I 1 press, then the dumb man has gefaelligst nen dumb-man-heal-climbs to drink!",
18726 "But why the corpses are not taken away thereby? That is perhaps times knalltuetig! Thus one never knows whether ne corpse can be revived now still or only so daliegt!",
18727 "Items, for which one must farms, in order to get it, should not exist at all.",
18728 "See above. With the fruits one can have luck that one gets in such a way her in the course of the time, but the Dolls MUST one farms, because the OBERBLOEDMAENNERTYPIE it dared, Dolls from Mysterychests rauszunehmen! To these SHIT APE of nem Modmaker!",
18729 "A while ago the part has itself refused, which Schamschir unique does not give to make for my sword barbarian, and weils sowas with me, I STRG ALTO distance pressed and the emergency brake pulled, so that the 220000 $ are again there! Perhaps in my Mod that is also still like that the Item can have only 80%% of the character level, but is I the NOSE times rausnehmen?",
18730 "But why that says not to it that one gets thereby a white Item magically, or goes that to no more? If it goes really not more: LAMER!",
18731 "Well super, and from where one knows, what for amusing cube prescriptions is? The APE hats apparent so made that completely many of those did not document anywhere and one can thus only guess!",
18732 "But why the APE has it forgotten to make souls basable? Waer that to me does not pass! With me those would function!",
18733 "Those are eh full for the ass. In addition: Because the Bloedmaennertypie of nem Modmaker was so dumb, rings are unbenutzbar. It is, one wants nen not functioning code to the Uniques to buy, then the ring brings OF Cherity (without my TBL Modding is called wrong by the way wuerd) which.",
18734 "But the ARSCHLOCHTYPIE has apparent no notion of probability calculation! I mine, which must notice to one nevertheless that one so often gets at least 25mal keys and 100mal as often small welfare watering place as other Items! One may not at all insert so nen upper nose! In my Mod that is correctly adjusted, there has each Item the same chance to be selected!",
18735 "In addition: with the rare Items, which can come there allegedly, certainly times again anywhere did not document, what one can begin thereby, as in former times with the ?p11 - emergency xlated call ken?!",
18736 "Why not simply 500 for both? Say only, pins can not 500 per pile be?",
18737 "Well super, bringts also fully. Why ders leave not in such a way like in former times, did where one gets elementary arrows or pins konnt? That was much better!",
18738 "Who fights already in-handles and gives up then also still the sign? I in my Mod tried to make it so that the Spellorbs also sign is, but somehow want those no block chance and no AC to still indicate, although could do sies?",
18739 "Bringts also fully. What changes already +5%% magic reconditions? or +5%% lines for subordinate?? The GOLEM equipment in my Mod are much better (read: exemplarily)! In addition that anyway always dies GOLEM in the Mod, if a monster looks at him inclined, and it does not make damage for it at all!",
18740 "well well, I gebs too, the parts are really completely merrily? however her have ever a load less, than one indicates! That is this time not at the Modmaker, but because of the APES of the Patchteam, which invented 1,10!",
18741 "Waer it really so with difficulty been to provide such Items for ALL shrines? Calculated ' s does not give the merriest! Waer a portable storm shrine so coolly, because one can finish then the B-A-A-l much more easily (it is, it calls for nen high priests, because then it immediately again fully healed, which is completely badly buggig)! And still many more merrily waer a portable shrine of Enirhs, because that can give one then to the mercenary and then the Reezihla is called!",
18742 "Those are also fully oberbuggig. One can have only one of it (Plugy OWNT, with it one knows shits to nonsense restriction to deal), but many more serious is the upper nose that one cannot sell her any longer! What is shits in such a way? And, that is addressed directly to the Modmakerbastard, because shit so much built! At all corners and ends ' s frustration factors in that gives, all this to its Mod (ALL!) would not have been necessary!",
18743 "LIAR! There is 6! Can't you document yet times that, what fact is real? Old ape of nem Modmaker!",
18744 "Completely madly. If the ape made it in such a way determined that the highest arms 260 strength need, thus 5. as soon as one thus the level has, which one needs for ne Sacredarmor, can one them carry, because one always needs 5 strength.",
18745 "Well super, why? One gets in the Mod eh infinitely, thus isses no matter to coal whether the arms bring also much! Arms need more place than over gold bar, i.e. wuerd a player even with high arms prices dear gold bar to normally sell much, in order to get coal!",
18746 "ROFFEL. My Mod solved that exemplarily, but such an old ape of nem Modmaker makes naturally again in such a way nen shits. That sees simply UGLY out in the Itembeschreibung, if it is called minus 15%% slower perseverance sucking !",
18747 "Greatly! Waers so heavily been to program it in such a way that more than once per moon cycle a good Item in the sales window is offered? Weapons have still nearly always 5%% to irgendnem reconditions and apparatus have nearly always 10%% increased defense!",
18748 "Well super. Two-hand weapons do not go in the Mod eh, or one has verloooooooren. Without three D's one cannot do in so nem ueberimbamod simply. In addition: Which bar barbarian gives points on fate please-beautifully? Times think, before you wildly which rum-change, ape of Modmaker!",
18749 "Well atomroffel. Waers so heavily been to make the Akt-5-Soeldner useful? In my Mod also that is exemplarily? however neeeeeeee, the ape of nem Modmaker must again muck build?",
18750 "haeaeaeaeae? then those exceed the 255 and give pMin < pMax the nose! The Modmaker is genuinly times totally l33t!",
18751 "Who wuerd please-beautifully just nen Dolch takes in so ner version? And naturally it is also still so oberbuggig that no mercenary can take one in such a way!",
18752 "what there is new class called? Those are completely simply generally new Items, which function however still exactly the same like the whole other apparatus! In addition: in my Mod also those are better, those slow one down more, give however for it also really useful Boni!",
18753 "But who please-beautifully such a Vollboon is and machts so that by everyone cannot be carried?",
18754 "But why the spirit swearing to hereditary branch pool of broadcasting corporations which droppt always in such a way? Thus one can get much too early!",
18755 "And there is the upper nose (at that by the way the Obernoobies of Buggard entertainment debt is) that one can stack different with one another. In addition ' s gives nen nose: those make more damage, than they indicate! Me waer in the test play been noticeable, and in my Mod the isses already debugged!",
18756 "Well super, you is genuinly the largest ape of Modmaker. That must notice to one nevertheless immediately that the mercenaries can take no more bone helmets then at one time! There may never be so nen nose, and fortunately I in my Mod created to remove him! You are banished hereby, you shit to hybrid of nem nose!",
18757 "well nevertheless, but in the Mod eh no close combat goes, i.e. it is completely no matter whether +3 to tiger impact draufsteht there?",
18758 "why do you always call that class? That is completely simply a new Basisitem! In addition you should have called measurer Qatar , because the designation to it-fits - it IS finally a measurer Qatar!",
18759 "Big roffel. What waer so badly to, even if others could take? Control does not go for eh, thus which is that? Do you want to simply only prove that you are the largest ape of all times or which?",
18760 "The gold identification bonus did not function at least in 1.09 and in addition to strike so lamely that they do not bring eh nothing. I mine, as if possibly who ready waer to fill three of the four bases with Shaels! The parts of being suited simply not! The only effect, which those have, degrades that it is the chance, to find a useful Item instead!",
18761 "Why don't you write that you made it so oberbuggig that barbarians and Druiden cannot take those?",
18762 "How ask? What is the word in the last sentence, beginning with M? Argh? I haett this document to never read may, there shows up things, which is neither youth nor adult-free? I believes, some the changes in it-standing here is so slow not in the head of the Modmakers developed, but they are in the back from its ass rausgekommen!",
18763 "In addition the Knarren are IMBA! Who wuerd still nen ridiculous sheet with 10-29 damage use, if it statdessen ne process card with 30-89 have can, still for it the SIMPLE to get is as the sheet, because the sheet is exceptional and was not SOMEONE able, to make Exceptional Items so available how they are to be and/or have?",
18764 "And, pellet rifles are also imba! This statement addresses itself particularly to all the Noobies of the Phrozenkeep, which do in such a way, as if would be in bright not imba ? WAKE UP! The spawnen in NORMAL! And, play balance gives ' s not only for your amusing hell mode! Also in bright the Knarren are too well, there give to ' s elite versions, the all sheets and arm breasts totally OWNEN, because the Knarren are completely simple OBERPOWERED!",
18765 "he-oh-ef-ef-eh-el. In my Mod those go correctly. Whereby, the matter of price is, who is more noobiger: The Modmaker, which it in such a way did not make that also with nem sign go (and that itself again equipped, if one away-collects oneself again - he does not do times in 1.09), or the Spielerluschies from the Phrozenkeep, those the symbol to see and not raffen, what to mean has. Actually is the latter larger N00bs, because yet times able are not to read ne Readme! Hahaha!",
18766 "Those are possibly also too good, because they make more damage than a large sword, faster strike AND many lower requirements much have. But two-hand weapons do not go eh? although! That is a sword, i.e. take the type from act 5 kanns! Well well, imba isses probably nevertheless not, because the type from act 5 dies eh continuously. Someone thought times, it waer l33t for reducing that its line supply on half (and so much I white was it the 1.10-Patchteam, this change decided!)",
18767 "But those are much too pedantic! If I am immured, I want immediately which to throw, in order to show the Monsteraerschiemiesies, wos long! Whereby, with the 1.10-Desync it goes eh not? the throw attacks to go either never loosely or they are only clientseitig there and server-laterally the character stands stupidly for rum, or however they make the damage so slowly that the monster up-loads itself faster than the Schadensrate again.",
18768 "Obviously, 80 Gleven will be sufficient surely for the Grandpas. [/sarcasm] for the definition of exemplary throw weapons see my Mod. The same is valid for everything else that I can modden.",
18769 "Only the things, which at all moddabel are not, are not yet exemplary also in my Mod, how e.g. the much to small Dummieguertel! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Hopefully their belt goes to the Blizzardprogrammierern in the genuine world also times empty, if those come into ne critical situation!",
18770 "Because also each character nen two-hand staff uses! Yeah! Naturally renouncement I of my hammergeilen 3D-Schild in hope that my sky fist makes 13%% more damage by the Knorrenstab! Wuerd me by the way do not surprise, if half of all sayings (like evenly e.g. sky fist) by magic affinity not at all became better.",
18771 "YEEEEEEEEAH! Still another Item, which one must farms to be able to get around! And still to it in areas, which are as only possible as inaccessible! Then the players can waste more time per run! Finally the Pindleruns went always much too fast, with those existed still the small chance that one was finished thereby before the day is rum?",
18772 "Super, how wants to still insert many class-specific Items? As if Paladine would never take throw weapons! The amusing Bimmelaexte spawnen in addition much too often and brings for it nothing at all!",
18773 "Who wuerd in so nem Mod make ne Sorc? Those has much too few lines and which is still many more serious, PMH does not affect sayings! Thus Meppel, the thickness and Baal will be unbesiegbar, even if them have +3 to meteor and +3 to Gigafrostsphaere (because of the OBERBUGGIGEN timers eh are not usable by the way)!",
18774 "YEEEEEEEEEEAH! Finally one cannot use the watering place any longer! I am the large AA (lol, that is really the Modmaker its abbreviation? however it fits!) and ensure for it that everything that makes fun will rausgenommen from the play! _ make happy you, dear Spielerluschies - if it now of 20 cat and 50 untoten bird immure be, will their at least 5 second need, in order the Wurfskill for your watering place select!",
18775 "My goal with this Mod is, as many red screens with the message IT DIED - far ones with pressure on ESC with the players to cause as possible! And I like it really very much, if the players excite themselves totally over my Mod and swear and grumble! That, which grumbles at most, gets from me a completely special special version of this Mods - one, where all monsters attack twice as fast and the characters run only half so fast/can go!",
18776 "Nevertheless the Gambeln brings only in the image mode which, because one never which exceptional gets. And if nevertheless, it is ne magic aggressor Schaerpe with +1 lines and repairs itself .",
18777 "Is not correct at all! Why don't I know Zenturio supports of the arm gambeln? I want the gloves from the Unsterblicher king set, damn it all! If I war, do not finish those I everything, which comes me into the way, to I her war!",
18778 "Well super, why they only 5 get if they return the black book to Alkor? In addition: in the way it is much too easy to get ne high block chance!",
18779 "That contradicts itself totally with the next change.",
18780 "As already said: that faces the above change here diametrically. Who needs already so ne amusing Penalty? Nobody wants those!",
18781 "FUCK THOSE CLVL/MLVL FORMULAS! THEY OF ACRES STUPID! THEY RUIN THE GAME! NOBODY CAN DO A ONE PASS FULL CLEAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THAT'S A BLOODY SHAME, BECAUSE WHILE THIS GAME HAS MUCH TON RECOMMEND IT, THERE OF ACRES SOME BLASTEDLY FUCKING STUPID OF ELEMENT! TAKE THEM OUT NOW OR FEAR MY WRATH",
18782 "Starting from speed 13 characters will steer very many more with difficulty, and three times one may guess/advise, how high the speed of a Druiden is, which transformed into a who bear.",
18783 "The latter is shits in such a way, the glaubste however? my Mod shows impressively, how one can make perseverance useful in an exemplary way! In addition: with the Mana affects itself only at the beginning and/or so long, how one carries still no Manaleech and none with three Tir runes full-packed armament!",
18784 "Well greatly. What large is one to make thus in the previous levels? Approximately with level 5 fire lightning ballern and to each fire-immune boss get stuck? Oh: we know all that if one makes ne fire Sorc that then 75%% of all bosses (if no more) with nose bewitching spawnen. And there I planned to try times the Sorc out in the nose Mod waers probably better, if I make ne Kaeltesorc wuerd, or? Although, makes no damage?",
18785 "You are so amusing! In my Mod of isses 100, because my Mod is exemplary!",
18786 "Many of it are absolute bulletin hit and by possibly whom will be never used. Contrary to the sheet control in my 1.10-Mod master Archer is to be made rather for master OF disaster - who down-rinses wuerd already 6 Skillpunkte in the Klo, in order ridiculous 3%% more damage and then also still then only if exceptionally degrees are 10 Mana there, in order to fire the special arrow?",
18787 "Without Plugy play I eh no more. In addition: The inventory is much too small!",
18788 "The inventory is so small!",
18789 "Why is in each Mod so nowadays? And why isn't it only in my Mod like that? CORRECTLY! Because my Mod is exemplary! My Mod functions also still correctly if one must gain the cube only! And why only does my Mod function correctly? Because I am the largest one!",
18790 "That changes correctly much that brings it already to block? Since wuerd I me much rather of the stygischen dolls and Hoellenbussarden instead let meet, because then my choking gas also actually loose-goes and is not only clientseitig indicated!",
18791 "I am the greatest!",
18792 "That is genuinly the coronation/culmination. For as useless Skills as Errettung or combat call one must down-rinse 6 points in the Klo, while one needs better Skills for much such as energy impact or Speer control only 2 pieces? Naja, I say now rather not, to say what I Modmaker ape wish as thank-beautifully for this change? it is enough, that the whole play through so nen bulletin hit is broken-made. Who has not at least +12 all Skills on Items, can give up also directly, and since then perfect heads any longer to function, also none does not reach more?",
18793 "Well greatly. In the way one must play still longer without Skills, if one wants to specialize in high Skills. Now one can give no longer at least one point on holy lightning or power, otherwise one has later too little points, if one wants to learn refuge or sky fist!",
18794 "Yeeeeeeah, now become Skills finally more badly, if one draufgibt more points! I, to AA, the largest Modmaker of all times (roffel), Nez specially for it provided so that one must pay 50 Mana for eagerness, if one draufgibt too many points!",
18795 "To make still more ueberer Mach nevertheless finally times the elementary arrows better, those eh never used? waer many more meaningfully, than nen eh already oberpowerten Skill!",
18796 "Yeeeeeeeeeeeah! That is the pure Ownage, if the character stands in close proximity to nem lightning boss! This effect is still strengthened, if the boss has then still nose bewitching or best equal elementary control! Lightnings do not take (in bright naturally lightning-immune) boss off, but the character, which stands beside boss, gets then all the bewitching at one blow off and is hopelessly dead! Revolution!",
18797 "But ' s gives certainly still the total nose that the duration the large fireproof wall cannot be increased from China . Oh, and the fireproof walls have certainly fully the oberbuggigen timer and are thus completely unbenutzbar.",
18798 "Still more frequently? A miracle are not the Maelstroems so obernervig? and I were still surprised, why those its thunderstorms to so often meet! Side effect, which the ape of Modmaker did not consider naturally! And naturally there is again times the close fighters, who are gearscht thereby, because those must to the Maelstroems rangehen, over her to defeat to be able and then fully wegblitziert! Why didn't the ape make it in such a way that the Maelstroems has the same AI as in Diablo 1?",
18799 "Waaaaaaaas? Is the Sorc to be unspielbar? although, that is it eh already, because of the oberbuggigen timers and the thousands of immunities? some monsters absorb meanwhile even, which super is naturally genuinly full!",
18800 "Haeaeaeaeaeae? But that is nevertheless the only Skill, with which ne Feuersorc against immune monsters (of those it white God enough gives) which can align, without having to down-rinse 50 Skillpunkte in the Klo! And this ape makes also still useless? Okay, I believe, I attempt rather nevertheless no Sorc? wuerd fully on the nose fall, it is, it uses ne forging soul and ne shrub thorn soul (which the ultimative over combination is)?",
18801 "Brings which? Most monsters are certainly so immune that one cannot wound them thereby also, and then kostets to give to nen point on so ne control? that ner Feuersorc will bring also still 6 too expensive Skillpunkte cordially little!",
18802 "Haeaeaeaeaeaeaeae? Why become in jeeeeeeeeder Patchreadme, which I les, still more strongly made? Why am I white the only one, that, how one gets balanced?",
18803 "Why is it so that the Amy thinks she knows everything about game balance?",
18804 "What, there gabs evenly nevertheless a Cap? Shit? probably gives ' s also in 1.09, i.e. the Monsteraerschiemiesies cannot have probably less than -100%%? however if it 6 points costs to increase it by 1 uses nevertheless nobody, in addition has the UPPER HYBRID the Paladin gekillt! All Auras costs 4 (or more) Mana PRO FRAME! Such an UPPER NOSE must be noticeable to nevertheless even so nem COMPLETE VERBLOEDETEN APE with the FIRST test play, damn it all!",
18805 "What is already again? Those were already in 1.10 ununterbrechbar and we know all that means! Clientseitig are actually ununterbrechbar it, but server-laterally the Paladin stands only rainless there for the whole cycle, while the Yetis and black hunter inside attacked!",
18806 "It is a lot of fun to get whacked over the head by a black rogue who decided to wield her high-heeled lady shoes as a melee weapon.",
18807 "Also that was in already 1.10 so, but brings does eh nothing, because in the oberpowerten Mod each monster of few hundred (if not few thousands) points makes elementary damage. +2 to fire absorption degrades thus the damage of 1000 on 996, which changes completely much. If the Paladin stands in bright beside nem dying boss with nose bewitching, he will always immediately be dead also with this aura.",
18808 "ASSHOLE TIMER! Sowas may not give it! If the boss stands on the corpse, me does the CONDEMNED play have damn it all shits casten to leave, hears you, you hybrid ape of Modmaker?",
18809 "But naturally still so few bear that they disintegrate immediately, if the black Jaegerin with its Stoeckelschuhen draufschlaegt. And against the teeth the pretty Jaegerin with long hair is probably resistant eh, or however the teeth make so little damage that the bundle girl up-loads herself faster again, than one can wound her also newly gecasteten embankment. Or however the embankment has meanwhile nen timers! Wuerd me also do not surprise!",
18810 "Although, in all Mods except my exemplary one can not yet times by its own embankment goes through, which it is genuinly so buggig that mans even does not believe. If one castet thus the embankment wrongly, one immures oneself in such a way that one cannot escape the Jaegerin any longer and then one must either still nen other saying ready to have, or that its Heels destroys its head.",
18811 "But why ne 1 is then indicated with the clay/tone GOLEM icon? Why can't I have several clay Golems at the same time? In my 1.10-Mod goes however!",
18812 "Yeeeeeeeah! I am always naturally like the great AA, the best Modmaker of all times, and me is it schnurz that makes fire GOLEM no normal damage! +50%% body damage look in such a way l33t, I can bets that each Feuergolemnecro clean-falls dadrauf and does not notice that its fire GOLEM in reality makes no extra damage!",
18813 "What to the devil is already again? It leaves either in such a way, how it is, or gefaelligst in these God-condemned Readme to it-write, how affects itself, understands?",
18814 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! This hybrid of AA is probably a Blizzard NOOBIE of nem programmer! Which make such half jobs only in such a way and are then still proud drauf! Sowas does PHYSICAL pain, if one reads or in the play noticed, and each mark, where one nen Druide plays! Arrrrrrrrgh! AUUUUUGHGGHH! Damn it all, then darfs never give nen nose, and if this Modmaker ape proudly on its Mod verbugtes on the left and on the right waer, must repair it sowas first of all!",
18815 "That brings totally much, strikes nevertheless only once every five seconds and only to each twentieth impact existed at all server-laterally. Thus it strikes only once every 100 seconds really, and only once it meets every 500 seconds, because it has no ACRE. One must use thus pellet rifle or one can never ne chance have with nem bear.",
18816 "But that has ne Delay, which may not be! In addition the barbarian is unspielbar eh, because most monsters tear one up, if one rangeht too near to them! That is not in my Mod like that, because my Mod is completely simply exemplary!",
18817 "Cause of death: too long eddy wind.",
18818 "waer theoretically well, but in this case is nevertheless not it. Reason: Nobody can carry out sichs to down-rinse each time 6 or still more Skillpunkte in the Klo! And now it becomes also clear me why my barbarian has still no clever reconditions! I the whole time asked yourself, what there already again for a dumb nose at the work actual of now isses raus! Scheissmodmakeraffe!",
18819 "But is not noticeable in the play! In addition that is naturally times again l33t: The more reconditions one have, bring MDR the less. Thus it makes mans naturally in such a way that calculated a Skill, which gives much reconditions gives also still ridiculously small quantities to MDR, which have effect never nen! Juhuu!",
18820 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, genuinly the coronation/culmination is? and the barbarian is still who serious-takes? If I in nem Nez duel one see wuerd, wuerd against me to probably win, but not, because are so good, but because I dead-laugh yourself and on me in-hammers then for several minutes, so that I still more dead-laugh yourself and vergess, mean a character to steer, until he is dead then finally! Although, actually one knows the whole Mod any longer does not serious-take, because the play balance was completely shot up?",
18821 "Oh nee, since waer I now however do not draufgekommen that Spirit OF Stone is a new Skill! To the information for ape of Modmaker: The Skill is shits! Nehm it raus, which one cannot at all use! In addition: what or does two per cent damage reconditions already bring in, if a boss of the prick rats in nightmare with each prick can make 400 damage? And then once again 2, if one is cursed, and once again times 3, if the boss is specially strong or power aura or Fanatismus aura has (these effects are cumulative in each case)!",
18822 "WHAT? ' S does not give, that is the first correctly meaningful change in the whole God-condemned Readme! Unbelievably! I barrel it not! Only one must waste unfortunately so many Skillpunkte that again everything is for naught? that is, in this Mod has the change not the effect, which can have it in clever Mods.",
18823 "I mine, if one checks times: 5 Skillpunkte cost 30, i.e. one must be 30 Skillpunkte into this Skill, and then one gets again +1 all Skills. Even for the improbable case that the barbarian actually already learned 30 other Skills and those thus all by 1 increase can, it is not worth it, because one cannot at all redeem so many in the short time, for which that cry holds itself!",
18824 "The Synergies is determines Skills, which need eh much too much Skillpunkte for increasing. In addition: so near the barbarian does not come at all to the tortured potatoes ran that he nen in such a way amusing cry use can? must he each quantity on natural reconditions verb-oil-learn there, in order to be able to survive those their balls, but then has it naturally not enough points for the war cry, in order to overcome the regeneration of the monsters!",
18825 "Yeeeeeeeeah! That have I in my Mod also made, only with the difference that it is not at all necessary in Nez, because there the value per level is eh divided by 3, since one must fire so many points - result: In my Mod so ne change is good, in Nez is it against it SHIT!",
18826 "R O F F E L C O P T E R. stands already times above. So easy probably to write isn't ne really structured Readme hae?",
18827 "Atomroffelcopter. Stop cannot deal everyone as well with the editor as I.",
18828 "For rock that does not bring nothing at all, because thereby the fires (those the only one from the Skill are, which can make also damage) enough to the same place are no longer long. I my, no monster wuerd the whole way by the fires run, because the monsters normally on the character zurennen and the Druide has also neither a howling nor terror!",
18829 "Genuinly? Why is one nevertheless insta DEAD if such a hybrid of nem Hurricon nen Tornadoes speaks? And mind you, my barbarian has cooling reconditions over 70%! There cannot probably which tune!",
18830 "Oh? And that is to make the Skill more useful? If it makes still less damage, than the monster per second back-gets and but only starting from level fires 17 just as many projectiles like normally? Roffel. Big roffel.",
18831 "But has it nen much too eternally are enough for asshole timer and each second monster is immune eh to fires or runs so fast on one too that it is met nevertheless not enough.",
18832 "Translation: The blade rage ability of the Assasine shoots and causes more damage, cannot however no more faster be used.",
18833 "Oh, the Skill was thus too good ape of Modmaker? Roffel. Since there is no control for the Assasine and each second monster is immune to fires eh, the Skill brings 1 absolutely NIC at the latest in brightly act more.",
18834 "WHAT TO THE DEVIL? OMG, ever tried that a nen close-in engagement character in its own Mod? Does that, how it is completely impossible, know even with the Vanilla values something to meet or dead-get? And then it makes also still worse? OMG!",
18835 "Yeah, correct step toward play balance: At the beginning each character is a over Pwnzor (it is, the monster is a Schamanenboss with multi-shot). But at the latest starting from end act 3 all characters are rausgeekelt, which are not really good, and to those Marital belong to kind Assasinen with me, the uebermodmaker. Hey, I is finally AA! I am the God of the Moddings, and nobody can hand me also only approximately the water!",
18836 "Of course, a well-balanced game should be ultra difficult in the beginning but easier than easy in the late game. (Now start laughing already.)",
18837 "Boringly! Why doesn't fireproof wall get additional duration? Suxxort times hardcore-moderately! In addition: in the case of doubt the monsters are immune eh or load themselves faster, than one can take lines from them off!",
18838 "Blizzard Entertainment(TM) is paranoid of fire and therefore added a 2 second (or longer) timer to every single fire skill because 'it has fire in it and fire causes the game to lag'.",
18839 "Of it one gets however always so few that it does not change practically nothing. I mine, 13%% more damage or +54 all reconditions? There wuesst I however, which I select! 3D-Schild ftw, thus fy the way!",
18840 "Yes, the 'ftw' abbreviation really means 'fy the way'.",
18841 "Only if one finds ueberuniques, one has ne chance. Or if one is the Modmaker and knows thus, one must make which cube prescriptions. In addition: The ape has to make forgotten, a Unique for the grey Wurfspiess! Waer that to me does not pass!",
18842 "But why isses made so buggig that some of it are ethereal and characteristics only for the mercenary give? That is unreasonable! In addition one some of it viiiiiiiiel, how e.g. Nikki's Claw too often finds, Cortez's Reach or TrevorusKhan's Reach !",
18843 "what there is exclusive called? which, which are mutually exclusive or which, which does not give it otherwise anywhere? if the latter: those are naturally always either on then low Skill levels that one cannot begin thereby nothing, or they are like that oberpowered that one is condemned to death, if one does not find the Items concerned. The whole condemned Mod turns simply therefore that one tries, as possible in such a way oberpowered as possible to become as fast finally, in order to be able to defeat the likewise oberpowerten monsters.",
18844 "One important fact to know when you're designing a role-playing game for a greater audience, is that munchkins will invariably figure out the best strategies involving getting the strongest equipment that exists, and then you will either have to accept the fact that those players can just steamroller everything, or make it so difficult that those players will have a hard time, which will make casuals stomp off in disgust because it became too hard for them.",
18845 "FICK YOU! You cannot escape from me eternally, you shit to hybrid of nem Modmaker ape! I remember still completely exactly to, which you made, when I you gemailt at that time! I from you wanted that dus it makes in such a way that finally times the fewer droppen and which you have made? CORRECTLY! You were such a giant asshole and your Mod (and the pertinent side) OF the NET TOOK, so that ichs no more did not down-load konnt! And you ASS BIRTH are to rausruecken damn it all your cursed text files, so that correct Modder can to be wasted as I their time thereby, the whole of you vermoddeten shits again to adjust!",
18846 "Whole buggig! Why can't one do those bases? Why can one at the same time carry only two? Why can't mercenaries carry (in the Zy-El-Mod could do sies)? Why are rings so useless? Why does one braeucht always at least three of soul, in order to have all vital characteristics?",
18847 "Oh, and naturally the ape did not to it-write that the play falls, if one tries to manufacture the part in the multi-player mode.",
18848 "Nevertheless, it has nen effect: that the number of other characteristics, which the part can still have is lower around one!",
18849 "Most of all wuerd I the other possibility use, around which rauszufinden: Heels!",
18850 "'Hacking' a computer is the act of bashing it repeatedly with a high-heeled lady shoe. Basically, you hack the stupid PC to pieces with the very sharp-edged, massive, lovely, stroking-soft heel.",
18851 "Wuerd me do not surprise, if the limit for the such Kills is rather low and easily can be achieved. In the case of doubt it is not higher than 16777216.",
18852 "Completely unreasonably! Why does Prime Evil theSkills get? And why didn't you improve those its AI finally times? And above all, why to the DEVIL the friend has still the wrong voice! That is intolerable! Oh: The type from act 3 is too bad. That cannot die simply nothing at all except continuously, and its damage makes itself slower for that, than the monster up-loads itself again. And the fire mercenary made of act 3 does not have also still the dumb Felsenfeuer Skill, that at all wants we!",
18853 "The latter is a condemned LIE! Leveln at the beginning still more slowly than the character, because someone is not able, it as exemplarily to adjust as I!",
18854 "Why isn't it adjusted simply in such a way that the later no Penalties gets more? As in my exemplary Mod?",
18855 "What, genuinly? Although, before I about it be pleased: HALF JOB! For all other subordinates ' s gives the nose still! With the Dryad, because//that can fall down not at all fast enough, so fast the part completely particularly dies with that thicknesses of its fire new facts! And sowas Level-36-Skill grumbles itself and needs FIVE condemned Skillpunkte, in order learned or to become better made (on higher levels it becomes still of thicknesses gesingelhitkilled)?",
18856 "For Herbeirufdruiden still is the thickness a giant-large sign, on which fook yoo stands, because the Druide can never win in the life against, because the thickness OVER IMBA is simple!",
18857 "Roffel? already times of the Boss nose belongs? Noe? Does not surprise me. I am not the only one, as old Noob am as all different, because I have noticed! I am even the only Diablo-2-Spieler at all, which knows from the existence of the Boss nose! White the God is remarkable enough, which one must probably notice! In addition: It is l33t, moons on 4500 to boosten? is valid in such a way particularly for level 2 of the claw viper temple and the chamber of the world stone!",
18858 "well nevertheless, but me waers nevertheless rather to get in the chamber of the world stone no monsters than immediately of 50 Dinos and 75 hell Schlampen (the hot really brightly Bitch in the Gamecode!) to be immured! My Mod is there naturally exemplary (like always): with me monsters in the world stone chamber, but only relatively few come, i.e. one can clean-go there, without being equivalent completely chanceless!",
18859 "Importantly: I do not have nothing against Stairstraps, but in the chamber the ALWAYS come, if moons is too highly adjusted, and makes simple no fun! It should be at least each second time like that the character has ne chance!",
18860 "That makes only the Boss nose still more nerviger. And the whole play, if one has pitch to get in so nem area nervige kinds of monster (*hust* small Diablo 2 ' s *hust*).",
18861 "But are drains over imba, because no normal character has also only the breath of a chance - that is genuinly completely disproportionate! The amusing Bowlingkugeln killen one, before one can say WTF (and come me now not with fire reconditions, which do not help there in the slightest), and the monster generators spawnen so fast new garbage that one has no chance!",
18862 "Oh, and then ' s gives the hybrid of Dokter Fuller, which can shoot killen immediately each character with GIGAfrostsphaere and there at the end still! That can work and say thus simply You of acres now DEAD. , it is, one can it arrows guided from the Teleporter with full-pump, and even then it is still much too good!",
18863 "But from where one is to know, when one is ready? The bulls are much too good, killen the one in, two impacts and do not go simply at all dead! The play would have to indicate, those their level is how high, so that one knows already before that it does not have value! In addition it is so simple for certain characters (Amas and Sorcs) much too to expen while e.g. a barbarian can go only out of a reason into the cow level: in order ne traditional costume flog to refer and by spoonfuls the cows its shit fed get!",
18864 "What, does the Andariels droppen still louder becomes green to crushed stone and the Schatzmaggots droppen still louder golden crushed stone? OMG? and that wants to be balanced? ? Perhaps are to get my barbarian times the arctic tundra waypoint to Hmm? baetschbaetsch!",
18865 "My Kagerodungeon is much better! And before now possibly who does in such a way, as if haett I of Nez of everything stolen: NO, I nothing from Nez stole! And even if, wuerd ichs do not completely certainly admit! In addition: the whole monsters are all so knalltuetig? why are called the Andariels Devil Spider and the Mephistos are called Lich ? In addition completely unreasonably?",
18866 "oh, and the Andariels is genuinly no longer normal starting from nightmare, because one needs with those their amusing hell pricks of more Rejus for surviving, than one can have maximally in its belt! And mind you for EVERYONE such prick attack! 2000 (TWO THOUSAND) damage per second and over several seconds to the piece, and if one in it-stands, one IS ALSO STILL IMMOBILIZED, so that one cannot escape!",
18867 "The Dungeon is actually interesting, but there is first of all nen Teleport nose and secondly one certainly unbesiegbar, if one him through-production? I have in such a way nen something similar in my Mod, but although that is likewise very heavy, becomes one definitely not over, if one comes completely to boss at the end! In addition laggt the Dungeon in the Nez Mod, which does not do naturally in my Mod!",
18868 "My D2 mod 'stole' a certain challenge dungeon from another mod, and in my mod it's not nearly as buggy and not nearly as laggy as in that other mod.",
18869 "The level was before? in the new remains much better one continuously at irgendnem shits hangs, which leads to that the friend does not shoot constantly simply or only against the wall!",
18870 "that is? one sees the entrance fully buggig no longer and/or does not know not exactly, where one must click! In addition comes still unschaffbar murderous Stairstraps, which ensures that one must play in this level either condemned well, or one becomes completely badly dead-goes!",
18871 "Also completely buggig, my own Modding for the area is much better? who wants already hundreds of aerschiegeneratoren to wegsnipen to have, before the Duriel comes finally? And who wants amusing sun altar already nen, which does not belong at all there? And above all: what to the devil does over thePwnzors in the proximity from the Tyrael have to look for to? Those in such a way call I only, because they come here in the Nez Mod, because are there too hochlevelig in relation to the character and the other monsters! Only if one plays correctly well and makes no error, one can defeat the over Pwnzors at all!",
18872 "Yeah, the heaviest levels of the play were not yet heavy me, the great AA, enough. I naturally intentionally the generators so strong particularly in higher difficulty stages made that one cannot damage it so fast, as they load themselves again. Result: The player is constantly bombarded either during the fight with Duriel with annihilators and burning dead ones, or he creates it somehow to lure Duriel to a place where none is such generator.",
18873 "Thus the Duriel is more difficult, which was naturally absolutely necessary, in order to make more exciting the play! I do not want finally that each along-run N00b comes to act 3 - only the Hardcoreinternetsuechties, which gives its life up, in order to be able to play better Diablo 2, may Duriel to create be able!",
18874 "Bringts also fully. Why does ' s give then gold bar, with which one can ignore this change practically?",
18875 "Och noeoe, is the one idiot? can not even someone in such a way it make that the Items gives so much, how they are evenly worth stop? Idiot, but all together?",
18876 "Yes, wurd so badly it reduces that the amusing hammers and anvil bring nothing more, because than the repair is ever more expensive.",
18877 "And already step in the correct direction: it in such a way make that the Spielerluschies does not sell any longer so much equipment, because gold bar and in such a way found gold bring many more!",
18878 "Naturally, somehow thinks all Bloedies of Modmakers that sowas l33t is waer, instead of eeeeeeeeeeendlich times the arms shrine nose to repair? my Mod there as always exemplary!",
18879 "OMG! Then one can at the same time have not only the arms shrine nose, but also still EXP and Skillschrein! Naja, changes however nothing, because the monsters kicken nevertheless into the ass. In addition kanns so unfortunately also more do not happen that with the Marc from that nothing Sukkubis appear, if it activated degree nen EXP shrine?",
18880 "It makes so incredibly much sense to mod D2 so that curses and bleeding cancel each other out.",
18881 "That one notices? naja, EXP is useless eh, because no matter how one creates many levels, without Item changes becomes the same monster always into the ass kicken. Only Items can save one before the nightmare Andariel! Stats ensure at the most for it that its Rejus 1%% keep longer, and Skills are too expensive, that one can get them with few Levelups on a highly genuges level!",
18882 "However someone used no logic, and as consequence of it +5%% appear magic reconditions on each possible garbage.",
18883 "Those are not really meaningful also. My Mod is there exemplary. Oh, and shops as well as Gambling provide still to 90%% fully shit.",
18884 "Some of it are genuinly oberknalltuetig! Kannste however loud say!",
18885 "what? with it again are prefixes and Suffixe meant? why does the ape write in continuously the same several times here?",
18886 "Genuinly? Does ' s give the Andariel nose still? Then one knows simply on normal the farms, where those does not have yet the amusing pricks, and then has one sometime 500 Skillpunkte, which one can distribute starting from level 45, and then can one all PWNen!",
18887 "beautifully waers? with the amusing mystery eggs it does not stand with the fact that with a hit at the ass are?",
18888 "naja, that is moderately good, but it waer not at all necessarily, if many garbage characteristics on the Items were not always so endless! Then wuerd one no more continuously too near to the amusing indicator limit does not rankommen - do not see my Mod, there gives to ' s such problems!",
18889 "So, now I showed him what I think of his bullshit. Serves him right for putting so many bugs into a single mod and then having the cheek to call it 'final version'!",
18890 "part of the output on gain or loss of attribute",
18891 "Your cap constricts briefly, then relaxes again.",
18892 "Your cap constricts briefly, then relaxes again. This means you didn't lose intelligence despite being mindflayed, but you have amnesia anyway, ha-ha-ha!",
18893 "You're already as stupid as you can get.",
18894 "Your innate strength has declined.",
18895 "Your Tactics skill falls off.",
18896 "Your wisdom deteriorates.",
18897 "inform player about being poisoned unless that's already been done; 'blast' has given a 'blast of poison gas' message; 'poison arrow', 'poison dart', etc have implicitly given poison messages too...",
18898 "HP damage; more likely--but less severe--with missiles",
18899 "attribute loss; if typ is A_STR, reduction in current and maximum HP will occur once strength has dropped down to 3",
18900 "there has just been an inventory change affecting a luck-granting item",
18901 "there has just been an inventory change affecting a luck-granting item, but we forgot to actually adjust the player's luck",
18902 "Note: this gets called on every turn but ATIME() is never set to non-zero anywhere, and ATEMP() is only used for strength loss from hunger, so it doesn't actually do anything.",
18903 "no physical exercise while polymorphed; the body's temporary",
18904 "It's not really a brilliant idea to make it so that attributes can't be exercised while polymorphed and even if they do change, they change back when you unpolymorph. SLEX fixed that.",
18905 "Law of diminishing returns (Part I): Gain is harder at higher attribute values. 79%% at '3' --> 0%% at '18' Loss is even at all levels (50%%). Note: *YES* ACURR is the right one to use.",
18906 "exercise/abuse text (must be in attribute order, not botl order)",
18907 "You have been exercising properly.",
18908 "You have been exercising properly. Now run a half marathon in under 2:38 hours or Amy will laugh at you because that's her finishing time UNTRAINED.",
18909 "Check out the periodic accumulations",
18910 "Are we ready for a test?",
18911 "Law of diminishing returns (Part II): The effects of 'exercise' and 'abuse' wear off over time. Even if you *don't* get an increase/decrease, you lose some of the accumulated effects.",
18912 "nothing to do here if no exercise or abuse has occurred (Int and Cha always fall into this category)",
18913 "In dnethack, you can somehow exercise intelligence. But I have no idea how to do so, it just suddenly happens, and apparently only as a samurai...",
18914 "In terrahack, you can somehow exercise intelligence. But even though spellcasting is a bit easier there, your samurai can still forget it when wearing a mithril coat.",
18915 "no further effect for exercise if at max or abuse if at min; can't exceed 18 via exercise even if actual max is higher",
18916 "can't exercise non-Wisdom while polymorphed; previous exercise/abuse gradually wears off without impact then",
18917 "You can't exercise non-Wisdom while polymorphed and will lose wisdom increases if they happened while polymorphed. Why? That's ultra annoying, the exercise should persist between form changes!",
18918 "Why do they hate polymorphing? You can't wear shit and will break your stuff unless you polymorph into something human-shaped, your max HP sucks, you can't exercise attributes and you will even lose attribute bonuses you got from potions of gain ability if they happened while polymorphed!",
18919 "Law of diminishing returns (Part III): You don't *always* gain by exercising. [MRS 92/10/28 - Treat Wisdom specially for balance.]",
18920 "There's no obvious reason why wisdom is treated differently for exercise purpose, yet it is.",
18921 "Polymorphing doesn't change your mind",
18922 "innately() would report FROM_FORM for this; caller wants specificity",
18923 "can't become very fast innately",
18924 "knight has intrinsic jumping, but extrinsic is more versatile so ignore innateness if equipment is going to claim responsibility",
18925 "special cases can have negative values",
18926 "Restrict the source of the attributes just to debug mode for now",
18927 "Properties can be obtained from multiple sources and we try to pick the most significant one. Classification priority is not set in stone; current precedence is:",
18928 "'from the start' (from role or race at level 1)",
18929 "'from outside' (eating corpse, divine reward, blessed potion)",
18930 "'from experience' (from role or race at level 2+)",
18931 "'from current form' (while polymorphed)",
18932 "'from timed effect' (potion or spell)",
18933 "'from worn/wielded equipment' (Firebrand, elven boots, &c)",
18934 "'from carried equipment' (mainly quest artifacts)",
18935 "There are exceptions. Versatile jumping from spell or boots takes priority over knight's innate but limited jumping.",
18936 "Am I the only one who always forgets about the ability to jump as a knight?",
18937 "remove some verbosity and/or redundancy",
18938 "if more blocking capabilities get implemented we'll need to replace this with what_blocks() comparable to what_gives()",
18939 "Have we finished with the intrinsics list?",
18940 "Have we finished displaying stupid messages in the top line?",
18941 "Have we finished debugging the cursed curses interface?",
18942 "Did your curses mode game crash upon trying to load after you were hallucinating?",
18943 "Did you know that the curses interface is full of obscure bugs that have to be patched one by one, often after they already succeeded in eating someone's save?",
18944 "Abilities gained at level 1 can never be lost via level loss, only via means that remove _any_ sort of ability. A 'gain' of such an ability from an outside source is devoid of meaning, so we set FROMOUTSIDE to avoid such gains.",
18945 "initial hero; skip for polyself to new man",
18946 "yes, this may raise int/wis if player is sufficiently stupid. there are lower levels of cognition than 'dunce'.",
18947 "condense clumsy ACURR(A_STR) value into value that fits into game formulas",
18948 "when wearing (or taking off) an unID'd item, this routine is used to distinguish between observable +0 result and no-visible-effect due to an attribute not being able to exceed maximum or minimum",
18949 "does attrindx's value match its max or min?",
18950 "Fixed_abil and racial MINATTR/MAXATTR aren't relevant here",
18951 "upper limit for Str is 25 but its value is encoded differently",
18952 "lower limit for Str can also be 25",
18953 "this exception is hypothetical; the only other worn item affecting Int or Wis is another helmet so can't be in use at the same time",
18954 "are we currently at either limit?",
18955 "avoid possible problems with alignment overflow, and provide a centralized location for any future alignment limits",
18956 "change hero's alignment type, possibly losing use of artifacts",
18957 "You suddenly become lawful!",
18958 "You suddenly become neutral!",
18959 "You suddenly become chaotic!",
18960 "You suddenly become lawful! Grayswandir drops to the floor and evades your grasp!",
18961 "You suddenly become neutral! Excalibur falls out of your hands and cannot be picked up again!",
18962 "You suddenly become chaotic! 5 lawful artifacts drop from your inventory and can't be picked back up!",
18963 "Syntax error. Have fun figuring out by yourself where exactly the error occurred.",
18964 "Who needs good error messages? It's enough to simply print 'An unknown error occurred.', the user will surely figure it out anyway...",
18965 "0==conversion, 1==helm-of-OA on, 2==helm-of-OA off",
18966 "worn helm of opposite alignment might block change",
18967 "Your mind is much of a muchness back in sync with your body.",
18968 "Your mind is back in sync with your body.",
18969 "Your mind is no longer in sync with your body.",
18970 "Your mind is no longer in sync with your body. It's like Amy's shoes, which are self-willed and sometimes want to walk in different directions.",
18971 "Startled, you drop the iron ball.",
18972 "Startled, you drop the iron ball. CLASH! It smashed your feet!",
18973 "Startled, you drop the iron ball... into a hole, and you're pulled down.",
18974 "The iron ball falls on your head.",
18975 "The iron ball falls on your head, which is crunched into paste.",
18976 "To make this work, we have to mess with the hero's mind. The rules for ball&chain are: 1. If the hero can see them, fine. 2. If the hero can't see either, it isn't seen. 3. If either is felt it is seen. 4. If either is felt and moved, it disappears.",
18977 "If the hero can see, then when a move is done, the ball and chain are first picked up, the positions under them are corrected, then they are moved after the hero moves. Not too bad.",
18978 "If the hero is blind, then she can 'feel' the ball and/or chain at any time. However, when the hero moves, the felt ball and/or chain become unfelt and whatever was felt 'under' the ball&chain appears.",
18979 "If the hero is blind, then she can 'feel' the ball and/or chain at any time. (Wow, I didn't realize the heroines were actually gender studies PhDs.)",
18980 "Why is ball.c assuming the hero's gender to be female???",
18981 "if you use step on the ball/chain or search for it the glyph will appear on screen, covering up the glyph of whatever other item or feature is there. (Your character felt it, so you know it's there.) BUT, if you then move, then your character knows the ball and chain moved too, so the glyphs disappear. The glyphs that were there before your character felt the ball and chain are restored.",
18982 "WTF @ the comment before placebc() in ball.c! I thought gender studies were a recent phenomenon?!",
18983 "Pretty nifty, but it requires that the ball&chain 'remember' what was under them --- i.e. they pick-up glyphs when they are felt and drop them when moved (and felt). When swallowed, the ball&chain are pulled completely off of the dungeon, but are still on the object chain. They are placed under the hero when she is expelled.",
18984 "When swallowed, the ball&chain are pulled completely off of the dungeon, but are still on the object chain. They are placed under the hero when she is expelled. And why does she get expelled? Because she used copy&paste for her gender studies PhD thesis.",
18985 "u.bc_felt is also manipulated in display.c and read.c, the others only in this file. None of these variables are valid unless the player is Blind.",
18986 "None of these variables are valid unless the player is Blind. Because then she can't see anything. Yes, we're assuming the player's gender here.",
18987 "Place the ball & chain under the hero. Make sure that the ball & chain variables are set (actually only needed when blind, but what the heck). It is assumed that when this is called, the ball and chain are NOT attached to the object list.",
18988 "Where are your ball and chain?",
18989 "Where are your ball and chain? Wait, I guess if you're male you actually have two balls and I know where there are :D",
18990 "ball might rust -- already checked when carried",
18991 "we need to proceed with the removal from the floor so that movebubbles() processing will disregard it as intended. Ignore all the vision stuff.",
18992 "Return the stacking of the hero's ball & chain. This assumes that the hero is being punished.",
18993 "The hero is either about to go blind or already blind and just punished. Set up the ball and chain variables so that the ball and chain are 'felt'.",
18994 "The hero is either about to go blind or already blind and just punished. And we shall also be punished for assuming her gender.",
18995 "Since we can still see, remove the ball&chain and get the glyph that would be beneath them. Then put the ball&chain back. This is pretty disgusting, but it will work.",
18996 "The hero is blind. Time to work hard. The ball and chain that are attached to the hero are very special. The hero knows that they are attached, so when they move, the hero knows that they aren't at the last position remembered.",
18997 "The hero is blind. Oh my god, it means that she cannot see. And we forgot that the female title is actually 'heroine'.",
18998 "This is complicated by the fact that the hero can 'feel' the surrounding locations at any time, hence, making one or both of them show up again. So, we have to keep track of which is felt at any one time and act accordingly.",
18999 "Both ball and chain moved. If felt, drop glyph.",
19000 "Pick up glyph at new location.",
19001 "Pick up balls at new position.",
19002 "The hero is not blind. To make this work correctly, we need to pick up the ball and chain before the hero moves, then put them in their new positions after the hero moves.",
19003 "Neither ball nor chain is moving, so remember which was on top until !before. Use the variable u.bc_order since it is only valid when blind.",
19004 "It is called if we are moving. It is also called if we are teleporting *if* the ball doesn't move and we thus must drag the chain. It is not called for ordinary teleportation.",
19005 "allow_drag is only used in the ugly special case where teleporting must drag the chain, while an identical-looking movement must drag both the ball and chain.",
19006 "Don't ever move the chain into solid rock. If we have to, then instead undo the move_bc() and jump to the drag ball code. Note that this also means the 'cannot carry and drag' message will not appear, since unless we moved at least two squares there is no possibility of the chain position being in solid rock.",
19008 "player is distance 2/1 from ball; move chain to one of the two spaces between",
19009 "Avoid pathological case *if* not teleporting: 0 0_ _X move northeast -----> X@ @",
19010 "ball is two spaces horizontal or vertical from player; move chain inbetween *unless* current chain position is OK",
19011 "ball is one space diagonal from player. Check for the following special case:",
19012 "(This will also catch teleporting that happens to resemble this case, but oh well.) Otherwise fall through.",
19013 "otherwise use player's new position (they must have teleported, for this to happen)",
19014 "otherwise use player's new position (they must have teleported, for this to happen - and somehow they used a gender-neutral pronoun here instead of 'she')",
19015 "water not mere continuation of previous water",
19016 "You feel a tug from the iron ball.",
19017 "You feel a tug from the iron ball, and are pulled back into the shit pit. Your pair of 'Melissa' wedge boots corrodes further!",
19018 "You are jerked back by the iron ball!",
19019 "You are jerked back by the iron ball and plunge into the lava! You burn to a crisp.",
19020 "Awful case: we're still in range of the ball, so we thought we could only move the chain, but it turned out that the target square for the chain was rock, so we had to drag it instead. But we can't drag it either, because we teleported and are more than one square from our old position. Revert to the teleport behavior.",
19021 "Generally, chain moves to hero's previous location and ball moves to chain's previous location, except that we try to keep the chain directly between the hero and the ball. But, take the simple approach if the hero's previous location or the potential between location is inaccessible.",
19022 "The punished hero drops or throws her iron ball. If the hero is blind, we must reset the order and glyph. Check for side effects. This routine expects the ball to be already placed.",
19023 "The punished hero drops or throws her iron ball. You know, if she were male, she'd have two other balls as well.",
19024 "The ball pulls you out of the pit!",
19025 "The ball pulls you out of the pit and into the next one!",
19026 "Yes, it makes sense to fall into a pit after you just climbed out of an adjacent pit. Who said the pits were connected???",
19027 "Your beartrap is severely damaged.",
19028 "Your beartrap is severely damaged. This is a GOOD thing, because whatever you catch in it will scrape along the sharp iron parts and be severely hurt.",
19029 "Did you know that clinical studies exist where infants were exposed to 'heel scratching' (being scratched with high heels can cause a lot of damage!) to test how likely they were to cry? Yeah, I'm shocked too. Such studies should be highly illegal in all civilized countries.",
19030 "hero has moved, recalculate vision later",
19031 "hero has moved, recalculate vision later, focus on her assumed gender first",
19032 "The bag of holding follows you down the stairs, and all the potions break in the process.",
19033 "Assume that the ball falls forward if: a) the character is wielding it, or b) the character has both hands available to hold it (i.e. is not wielding any weapon), or c) (perhaps) it falls forward out of his non-weapon hand",
19034 "Assume that the ball falls forward if: a) the character is wielding it, or b) the character has both hands available to hold it (i.e. is not wielding any weapon), or c) (perhaps) it falls forward out of his non-weapon hand. Strangely, this time the character is assumed to be male despite almost all the remaining parts of ball.c assuming her to be female.",
19035 "You lose your grip on the iron ball.",
19036 "You lose your grip on the iron ball and it smashes on your feet.",
19037 "You lose your grip on the iron ball and it smashes on your feet. It's very painful and you wish you had your toes stomped by a pair of pointy stiletto heels instead.",
19038 "The iron ball drags you downstairs!",
19039 "The iron ball smacks into you!",
19040 "The iron ball smacks into you and through your armor! Your silver dragon scale mail is destroyed.",
19041 "no bones on the last or multiway branch levels in any dungeon (level 1 isn't multiway)",
19042 "Call this function for each fruit object saved in the bones level: it marks that particular type of fruit as existing (the marker is that that type's ID is positive instead of negative). This way, when we later save the chain of fruit types, we know to only save the types that exist.",
19043 "artifact bookkeeping needs to be done during restore; other fixups are done while saving",
19044 "do not zero out o_ids for ghost levels anymore",
19045 "You don't want to read the term 'o_id' during normal play, or 'm_id' for that matter. Because in almost all cases it will be one of those dreaded error messages that only occur if the savegame has been corrupted.",
19046 "Statue and some corpse names are left intact, presumably in case they came from score file. [TODO: this ought to be done differently--names which came from such a source or came from any stoned or killed monster should be flagged in some manner; then we could just check the flag here and keep 'real' names (dead pets, &c) while discarding player notes attached to statues.]",
19047 "0: delivered in-game via external event; 1: from bones or wishing; 2: written with marker",
19048 "Discard incarnation details of unique monsters (by passing null instead of otmp for object), shopkeepers (by passing false for revival flag), temple priests, and vault guards in order to prevent corpse revival or statue reanimation.",
19049 "mnum is now either human_zombie or doppelganger; for corpses of uniques, we need to force the transformation now rather than wait until a revival attempt, otherwise eating this corpse would behave as if it remains unique",
19050 "'special prize' in this game becomes ordinary object if loaded into another game",
19051 "You can get several sokoban trophies in a single game, if e.g. a random ring on the final level happens to match one of the types of the potential prize rings.",
19052 "while loading bones, strip out text possibly supplied by old player that might accidentally or maliciously disrupt new player's display",
19053 "it's tempting to skip this for single-user platforms, since only the current player could have left these bones--except things like 'hearse' and other bones exchange schemes make that assumption false",
19054 "ensure curse() won't cause swapwep to drop twice",
19055 "lamps don't go out when dropped",
19056 "lamps don't go out when dropped but lightsabers do",
19057 "smother in statue",
19058 "possibly restore oracle's room and/or put her back inside it; returns False if she's on the wrong level and should be removed, True otherwise",
19059 "oracle doesn't move, but knight's joust or monk's staggering blow could push her onto a hole in the floor; at present, traps don't activate in such situation hence she won't fall to another level; however, that could change so be prepared to cope with such things",
19060 "The Oracle isn't in DELPHI room. Either hero entered her chamber and got the one-time welcome message, converting it into an ordinary room, or she got teleported out, or both. Try to put her back inside her room, if necessary, and restore its type.",
19061 "find original delphi chamber; should always succeed",
19062 "room found and she's not not in it, so try to move her there",
19063 "if her room is already full, she might end up outside; that's ok, next hero just won't get any welcome message, same as used to happen before this fixup was introduced",
19064 "if she's in her room, mark it as such",
19065 "if she's in her room, mark it as such and lock the doors so no rapist assholes can get in",
19066 "no bones on non-branches with portals",
19067 "don't let multiple restarts generate multiple copies of objects in bones files",
19068 "save bones and possessions of a deceased adventurer",
19069 "compression can change the file's name, so must wait until after any attempt to delete this file",
19070 "in case these characters are not in their home bases",
19071 "discard dead or gone monsters",
19072 "mark all fruits as nonexistent; when we come to them we'll mark them as existing (using goodfruit())",
19073 "check iron balls separately--maybe they're not carrying it",
19074 "give mummy-from-hero a wrapping unless hero already carries one; don't bother forcing it to become worn",
19075 "'Your body rises from the dead as an <mname>...' used to be given here, but it has been moved to done() so that it gets delivered even when savebones() isn't called",
19076 "do not zero out m_ids for bones levels any more",
19077 "Hero is no longer on the map.",
19078 "Hero is no longer on the map. She went to the local gender studies office.",
19079 "Hero is no longer on the map. She went to the local gender studies office. (Yes, I just can't stop making such jokes :D)",
19080 "Clear all memory from the level.",
19081 "Attach bones info to the current level before saving.",
19082 "entries are '0' terminated but have fixed length allocations, so pre-fill with spaces to initialize any excess room",
19083 "format name+role,&c, death reason, and date+time; gender and alignment reflect final values rather than what the character started out as, same as topten and logfile entries",
19084 "final resting place, used to decide when bones are discovered",
19085 "if current character died on a bones level, the cemetery list will have multiple entries, most recent (this dead hero) first",
19086 "flag these bones if they are being created in wizard mode; they might already be flagged as such, even when we're playing in normal mode, if this level came from a previous bones file",
19087 "bones file creation problems are silent to the player. Keep it that way, but place a clue into the paniclog.",
19088 "savelev() initializes bytes_counted to 0, so it must come first here even though it does not in the real save. the resulting extra bflush() at the end of savelev() may increase bytes_counted by a couple over what the real usage will be.",
19089 "note it is safe to call store_version() here only because bufon() is null for ZEROCOMP, which MFLOPPY uses -- otherwise this code would have to know the size of the version information itself.",
19090 "only once in three times do we find bones",
19091 "from 3.3.0 through 3.6.0, bones in the quest branch stored a bogus bonesid in the file; 3.6.1 fixed that, but for 3.6.0 bones to remain compatible, we need an extra test; once compatibility with 3.6.x goes away, this can too (we don't try to make this conditional upon the value of VERSION_COMPATIBILITY because then we'd need patchlevel.h)",
19092 "Somehow it was c00l to make the game proclaim a trickery if it tried to load a wrong bones level. This happens even on public servers or when you got a bugged bones file from Hearse. CURSE THE SAVEGAME TRASHING.",
19093 "Note that getlev() now keeps tabs on unique monsters such as demon lords, and tracks the birth counts of all species just as makemon() does. If a bones monster is extinct or has been subject to genocide, their mhpmax will be set to the magic DEFUNCT_MONSTER cookie value.",
19094 "Removing defunct monster 'slap-heeled sandal boot' from bones.",
19095 "Removing defunct monster 'slap-heeled sandal boot' from bones. (Weird that this doesn't give a trickery, considering how quick the game is when it comes to erasing your save for minor reasons...)",
19096 "When N games try to simultaneously restore the same bones file, N-1 of them will fail to delete it (the first N-1 under AmigaDOS, the last N-1 under UNIX). So no point in a mysterious message for a normal event -- just generate a new level for those N-1 games.",
19097 "dont be sexy for the sake of it, write clear and concise code",
19098 "loaded by max_rank_sz (from u_init)",
19099 "strlen(newbot1) but less computation",
19101 "paid with spaces",
19102 "get_strength_str(), ACURR(A_DEX), ACURR(A_CON), ACURR(A_INT), ACURR(A_WIS), ACURR(A_CHA)",
19103 "dungeon location (and gold), hero health (HP, PW, AC), experience (HD if poly'd, else Exp level and maybe Exp points), time (in moves), varying number of status conditions",
19104 "Various min(x,9999)'s are to avoid having excessive values violate the field width assumptions in botl.h and should not impact normal play. Particularly 64-bit long for gold which could require many more digits if someone figures out a way to get and carry a really large (or negative) amount of it. Turn counter is also long, but we'll risk that.",
19105 "ought to issue impossible() and then discard gold",
19106 "strongest hero can lift ~300000 gold",
19107 "strongest hero can lift ~300000 gold, at least in vanilla nethack; slex greatly increases the carry cap so you can probably carry several millions",
19108 "'$' encoded as GXXXXNNNN is 9 chars longer than display will need",
19109 "health and armor class (has trailing space for AC 0..9)",
19110 "min(hp, 9999), min(hpmax, 9999), min(u.uen, 9999), min(u.uenmax, 9999)",
19111 "once non-empty, cond will have a leading space",
19112 "Stoned, Slimed, Strangled, and both types of Sick are all fatal unless remedied before timeout expires. Should we order them by shortest time left? [Probably not worth the effort, since it's unusual for more than one of them to apply at a time.]",
19113 "Stoned, Slimed, Strangled, and both types of Sick are all fatal unless remedied before timeout expires. Should we order them by shortest time left? (Probably not, because that would be leaking information to the player.)",
19114 "levitation and flying are mutually exclusive; riding is not",
19115 "levitation and flying are mutually exclusive; flying shouldn't be displayed on the status line anyway because it's not a bad status effect",
19116 "Put the pieces together. If they all fit, keep the traditional sequence. Otherwise, move least important parts to the end in case the interface side of things has to truncate. Note that dloc[] contains '$' encoded in ten character sequence GXXXXNNNN so we want to test its display length rather than buffer length.",
19117 "We don't have an actual display limit here, so have to go by the width of the map. Since we're reordering rather than truncating, wider displays can still show wider status than the map if the interface supports that.",
19118 "only two or three consecutive spaces available to squeeze out",
19119 "convert experience level (1..30) to rank index (0..8)",
19120 "provide the name of the current level for display by various ports",
19121 "structure that tracks the status details in the core",
19122 "moves when this field hilite times out",
19123 "If entries are added to this, botl.h will require updating too",
19124 "we don't put this next declaration in #ifdef STATUS_HILITES. In the absence of STATUS_HILITES, each array element will be 0 however, and quite meaningless, but we need to pass the first array element as the final argument of status_update, with or without STATUS_HILITES.",
19125 "Note: min(x,9999) - we enforce the same maximum on hp, maxhp, pw, maxpw, and gold as basic status formatting so that the two modes of status display don't produce different information.",
19126 "Dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, charisma.",
19127 "Dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, charisma. Who needs strength anyway, that's the most useless stat in the game.",
19128 "The tty port needs to display the current symbol for gold as a field header, so to accommodate that we pass gold with that already included. If a window port needs to use the text gold amount without the leading '$:' the port will have to skip past ':' to the value pointer it was passed in status_update() for the BL_GOLD case.",
19129 "Another quirk of BL_GOLD is that the field display may have changed if a new symbol set was loaded, or we entered or left the rogue level.",
19130 "basic formatting puts hunger status and encumbrance here",
19131 "basic formatting puts hunger status and encumbrance here: your hunger is so great that you'll faint in 10 turns and your encumbrance makes you barely capable of moving around while preventing all special actions from being used",
19132 "Now pass the changed values to window port.",
19133 "Now pass the changed values to window port. If it's a curses interface, pray that it doesn't crash.",
19134 "Temporary? hack: moveloop()'s prolog for a new game sets context.rndencode after the status window has been init'd, so $:0 has already been encoded and cached by the window port. Without this hack, gold's G sequence won't be recognized and ends up being displayed as-is for 'update_all'.",
19135 "Mammon breathes! You have been goldified. Do you want your possessions identified?",
19136 "Color for conditions is done through cond_hilites[]",
19137 "It is possible to get here, with nothing having been pushed to the window port, when none of the info has changed. In that case, we need to force a call to status_update() when context.botlx is set. The tty port in particular has a problem if that isn't done, since it sets context.botlx when a menu or text display obliterates the status line.",
19138 "To work around it, we call status_update() with fictitious index of BL_FLUSH (-1).",
19139 "figure out when the next unhilight needs to be performed",
19140 "TSX is a very weird variant that has an extremely screwed up version of statuscolors. In 9 out of 10 cases, your HP will not be highlighted correctly because it uses code that's different from SLEX.",
19141 "2nd status_initialize with full init.",
19142 "call the window port cleanup routine first",
19143 "call the window port cleanup routine first and hope it doesn't crash the curses interface",
19144 "init_blstats called more than once.",
19145 "This compares the previous stat with the current stat, and returns one of the following results based on that:",
19146 "don't let truncation from integer division produce a zero result from a non-zero input; note: if we ever change to something like ((((1000 * val) / max) + 5) / 10) for a rounded result, we'll also need to check for and convert false 100 to 99",
19147 "Some weirdos state that there were 32 genders. I've looked at their table and it made no sense to me. When wondering loud about the twisted minds that made up the 'gender table', Mandevil enlightened me when he said: You're looking for sense where there's none.",
19148 "This 'multi' handling may need some tuning...",
19149 "This TSX variant may need some tuning...",
19150 "TSX is a variant. Its development has not ended despite opposing claims.",
19151 "called by options handling when 'statushilites' boolean is toggled",
19152 "Figures out, based on the value and the direction it is moving, the color that the field should be displayed in.",
19153 "Do you know what would be funny? If all negative messages would be displayed in green and positive ones in red. Because the colorization is done from the game's perspective. The game wants you to die, so if bad stuff happens to you, the game considers it to be good and therefore displays it in green :D",
19154 "Provide get_hilite_color() with the following to work with: actual value vp useful for BL_TH_VAL_ABSOLUTE indicator of down, up, or the same (-1, 1, 0) chg useful for BL_TH_UPDOWN or change detection percentage (current value percentage of max value) pc useful for BL_TH_VAL_PERCENTAGE",
19155 "Get back: color based on user thresholds set in config file. The rightmost 8 bits contain a color index. The 8 bits to the left of that contain the attribute bits. color = 0x00FF attrib= 0xFF00",
19156 "This is the parser for the hilite options",
19157 "parse_status_hl1() separates each hilite entry into a set of field threshold/action component strings, then calls parse_status_hl2() to parse further and configure the hilite.",
19158 "is str in the format of '(<>)?[0-9]+%%?' regex",
19160 "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ",
19161 "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz",
19162 "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz",
19163 "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z",
19164 "QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM",
19165 "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM - wait, you heretic are using the US keyboard layout? How can you even play this game with y not being next to x and z not being between t and u???",
19166 "splitsubfields(): splits str in place into '+' or '&' separated strings. returns number of strings, or -1 if more than maxsf or MAX_SUBFIELDS",
19167 "alloc and initialize a new hilite_s struct",
19168 "alloc and initialize a new hilite_s struct and then fail to parse it correctly, resulting in 95(101) HP being displayed red and 1(101) HP being displayed black on a black background",
19169 "Does that status field currently have any hilite thresholds?",
19170 "Does that status field currently have any hilite thresholds? If the answer is yes and you're using weird options files, discard it because fuck the player who wants useful HP highlighting. If you want that, you have to know code magic because of the cryptic error messages you receive when you've set the wrong options.",
19171 "Such an elegant, fleecy, wonderful pair of high-heeled lady boots!",
19172 "Such an elegant, fleecy, wonderful pair of high-heeled lady boots! (This is usually the first impression you get when seeing Miriam's leather beauties.)",
19173 "current and prev must both point at the same hilites",
19174 "current and prev must both point at the same hilites, but my guess is that in TSX that condition isn't fulfilled every other time resulting in your HP not being highlighted at all even though they should",
19175 "Satiated, Hungry, Weak, Fainting, Fainted, Starved",
19176 "Satiated, Hungry, Weak, Fainting, Fainted, Do You Want Your Possessions Identified?",
19177 "The well-done statuscolors implementation makes Nethack Fourk a very nice variant.",
19178 "According to Mandevil, xnethack is basically Splathack, because he splatted a bunch of characters :)",
19179 "hu_stat[] from eat.c has trailing spaces which foul up comparisons",
19180 "recursively set each of strength, dexterity, constitution, &c",
19181 "Unknown status field s[sidx]",
19182 "Unknown status field s[sidx]. This means that your status hilites will not work at all, but in Nethack 3.6.0 they never work anyway.",
19183 "Wrong format s[sidx], expected a threshold number or percent",
19184 "Wrong format s[sidx], expected a threshold number or percent... but we don't give you a hint about the correct syntax so you can now figure it out on your own, nyah-nyah!",
19185 "Field initblstats[fld].fldname does not support numeric values",
19186 "Cannot use percent with hilite_status 'hitpoints'.",
19187 "Cannot use percent with hilite_status 'hitpoints'. (Story of my life in TSX.)",
19188 "3.6.1: OPTION=hilite_status: condition/stone+slime+foodPois/red&inverse",
19189 "Missing condition(s)",
19190 "We have the conditions_bitmask with bits set for each ailment we want in a particular color and/or attribute, but we need to assign it to an arry of bitmasks indexed by the color chosen (0 to (CLR_MAX - 1)) and/or attributes chosen (HL_ATTCLR_DIM to (BL_ATTCLR_MAX - 1)) We still have to parse the colors and attributes out.",
19191 "Missing color+attribute",
19192 "conditions_bitmask now has bits set representing the conditions that player wants represented, but now we parse out *how* they will be represented.",
19193 "Only 1 colour is allowed, but potentially multiple attributes are allowed.",
19194 "Only 1 colour is allowed, but potentially multiple attributes are allowed. (Am I the only one who prefers the 'color' spelling over 'coloUr'?)",
19195 "We have the following additional array offsets to use for storing the attributes beyond the end of the color indexes, all of which are less than CLR_MAX.",
19196 "this is past array boundary",
19197 "set the bits in the appropriate member of the condition array according to color chosen as index",
19198 "hl->behavior=percentage, rel error",
19199 "hl->behavior=textmatch, rel or textmatch error",
19200 "hl->behavior=textmatch, rel or textmatch error, have fun guessing correctly which type of error it really is because you get no help from us :-)",
19201 "Always highlight useless status messages.",
19202 "Bitmask of conditions",
19203 "Select field hilite behavior:",
19207 "Value stays the same",
19208 "Value might have changed, but I'm not sure",
19209 "Next station: Slexomania main station. Exit in the right direction of travel.",
19210 "Next station: Slexomania main station. Exit in the left direction of travel.",
19211 "Next station: Slexomania main station. Exit in the straight direction of travel.",
19212 "Next station: Slexomania main station. Exit in the reverse direction of travel.",
19213 "Next station: Slexomania main station. Exit to the right. Not in direction of travel or in reverse direction of travel, the exit is simply to the right. Regardless of the direction.",
19214 "Enter percentage value for health threshold:",
19215 "Enter percentage value for health threshold, and then curse the fact that this shit won't work",
19216 "50 is not a recognized number.",
19217 "Is that an invisible number?",
19218 "Not a valid percent value.",
19219 "50 - Not a valid percent value.",
19220 "Choose a color for when your health is below 5:",
19221 "Choose attribute for conditions conditionbitmask2str(cond)",
19222 "Enter a text value to match:",
19223 "You were asked a quiz question 2000 turns ago, and have to give the correct answer now or the game ends. Your answer: _",
19224 "No current hilites for health_percentage",
19225 "No current hilites for health_percentage and there never won't be any in future either because it's impossible to get them to work correctly",
19226 "FIQhack and Nethack Fourk are user-friendly variants that automatically have good statuscolors for your hit point display and stuff.",
19227 "Some systems may have getchar() return EOF for various reasons, and we should not quit before seeing at least NR_OF_EOFS consecutive EOFs.",
19228 "Last warning! They do now, what I legend, or it power 'Peng!'",
19229 "If you have moved since initially setting some occupations, they now shouldn't be able to restart.",
19230 "The basic rule is that if you are carrying it, you can continue since it is with you. If you are acting on something at a distance, your orientation to it must have changed when you moved.",
19231 "The exception to this is taking off items, since they can be taken off in a number of ways in the intervening time, screwing up ordering.",
19232 "Currently: Take off all armor. Picking Locks / Forcing Chests. Setting traps.",
19233 "If a time is given, use it to timeout this function, otherwise the function times out by its own means.",
19234 "Provide a means to redo the last command. The flag 'in_doagain' is set to true while redoing the command. This flag is tested in commands that require additional input (like 'throw' which requires a thing and a direction), and the input prompt is not shown. Also, while in_doagain is TRUE, no keystrokes can be saved into the saveq.",
19235 "If occupied, return '0', letting tgetch know a character should be read from the keyboard. If the character read is not the ABORT character (as checked in pcmain.c), that character will be pushed back on the pushq.",
19236 "Fixed a nose that would toilet the fend prematurely on the server.",
19237 "A ch == 0 resets the pushq",
19238 "Only save keystrokes when not replaying a previous command.",
19239 "here after # - now read a full-word command",
19240 "keep repeating until we don't run help or quit",
19241 "'visctrl(Cmd.spkeys[NHKF_REQMENU])' prefix has no effect for the extcmdlist[idx].ef_txt command.",
19242 "Commands marked with a * will be autocompleted.",
19243 "Change if we ever have more ext cmds",
19244 "This is currently used only by the tty interface and is controlled via runtime option 'extmenu'. (Most other interfaces already use a menu all the time for extended commands.)",
19245 "''# ?'' is counted towards the limit of the number of commands, so we actually support MAX_EXT_CMD-1 'real' extended commands.",
19246 "Here after # - now show pick-list of possible commands.",
19247 "Exceeded MAX_EXT_CMD extended commands in doextcmd() menu; 'extmenu' disabled.",
19248 "if we're down to one, we have our selection so get out of here",
19249 "True => had to wrap due to line width ('w' in wizard mode)",
19250 "-6: enough room for 1 space left margin + '%%c - ' menu selector + 1 space right margin",
19251 "flush extended cmds for that letter already in buf",
19252 "Too many chars (matchlevel) entered in extcmd_via_menu()",
19253 "#monster command - use special monster ability while polymorphed",
19254 "Don't forget to use #enhance when you feel more confident in your skills.",
19255 "Don't forget to use #enhance when you feel more confident in your skills. They do not enhance automatically, you must take action if you want your skills to actually improve.",
19256 "There is no fountain here.",
19257 "Unfortunately sound does not carry well through rock.",
19258 "You cannot access explore mode.",
19259 "Unlimited wishes for debug mode by Paul Polderman",
19260 "^I command - reveal and optionally identify hero's inventory",
19261 "^F command - reveal the level map and any traps on it",
19262 "^G command - generate monster(s); a count prefix will be honored",
19263 "^O command - display dungeon layout",
19264 "^E command - detect unseen (secret doors, traps, hidden monsters)",
19265 "^V command - level teleport",
19266 "#monpolycontrol command - choose new form for shapechangers, polymorphees",
19267 "#levelchange command - adjust hero's experience level",
19268 "To what experience level do you want to be set?",
19269 "You are already that experienced.",
19270 "You are already as inexperienced as you can get.",
19271 "You are already as inexperienced as you can get. If something level drains you now, game over.",
19272 "#panic command - test program's panic handling",
19273 "Do you want to call panic() and end your game?",
19274 "#polyself command - change hero's form",
19275 "Each seenv description takes up 2 characters, so center the seenv display around the hero.",
19276 "Flags: could see, in sight, temp lit",
19277 "data access should be hidden",
19278 "data access should be hidden but isn't",
19279 "map column 0, levl[0][], is off the left edge of the screen",
19280 "wizard mode variant of #terrain; internal levl[][].typ values in base-36",
19281 "assumes there aren't more than 10+26+26 terrain types",
19282 "special level flags (note: dungeon.def doesn't set 'maze' or 'hell' for any specific levels so those never show up)",
19283 "alignment currently omitted to save space",
19284 "non-flag info; probably should include dungeon branching checks (extra stairs and magic portals) here",
19285 "append a branch identifier for completeness' sake",
19286 "somebody's added a dungeon branch we're not expecting",
19287 "temporary? hack, since level type codes aren't the same as screen symbols and only the latter have easily accessible descriptions",
19288 "stone, vertical wall, horizontal wall, top-left corner wall, top-right corner wall, bottom-left corner wall, bottom-right corner wall, cross wall, tee-up wall, tee-down wall, tee-left wall, tee-right wall, drawbridge wall, tree, secret door, secret corridor, pool, moat, water, drawbridge up, lava pool, iron bars, door, corridor, room, stairs, ladder, fountain, throne, sink, grave, altar, ice, drawbridge down, air, cloud",
19289 "not a real terrain type, but used for undiggable stone by wiz_map_levltyp()",
19290 "padding in case the number of entries above is odd",
19291 "explanation of base-36 output from wiz_map_levltyp()",
19292 "#terrain encodings:",
19293 "output in pairs, left hand column holds [0],[1],...,[N/2-1] and right hand column holds [N/2],[N/2+1],...,[N-1]; N ('last') will always be even, and may or may not include the empty string entry to pad out the final pair, depending upon how many other entries are present in levltyp[]",
19294 "#wizsmell command - test usmellmon().",
19295 "You are incapable of detecting odors in your present form.",
19296 "You can move the cursor to a monster that you want to smell.",
19297 "You can move the cursor to a monster that you want to smell. Hint: pick a rosanny, because her scentful perfume is intoxicating.",
19298 "You can move the cursor to a monster that you want to smell. Hint: keep the cursor away from any T glyphs.",
19299 "Convert the glyph at the selected position to a mndxbol.",
19300 "That monster seems to give off no smell.",
19301 "#wizinstrinsic command to set some intrinsics for testing",
19302 "#wizinstrinsic is a very great spelling!",
19303 "Grayswandir vs hallucination; ought to be redone to use u.uprops[HALLUC].blocked instead of being treated as a separate property; letting in be manually toggled even only in wizard mode would be asking for trouble...",
19304 "Which intrinsics?",
19305 "make_confused() only gives feedback when confusion is ending so use the 'default' case for it instead",
19306 "You are still turning into slime.",
19307 "#wizrumorcheck command - verify each rumor access",
19308 "#terrain command -- show known map, inspired by crawl's '|' command",
19309 "normal play: choose between known map without mons, obj, and traps (to see underlying terrain only), or known map without mons and objs (to see traps under mons and objs), or known map without mons (to see objects under monsters);",
19310 "explore mode: normal choices plus full map (w/o mons, objs, traps);",
19311 "wizard mode: normal and explore choices plus a dump of the internal levl[][].typ codes w/ level flags, or a legend for the levl[][].typ codes dump",
19312 "known map without monsters, objects, and traps",
19313 "n < 0: player used ESC to cancel;",
19314 "n == 0: preselected entry was explicitly chosen and got toggled off;",
19315 "n == 1: preselected entry was implicitly chosen via <space>|<enter>;",
19316 "n == 2: another entry was explicitly chosen, so skip preselected one.",
19317 "format increased chance to hit or damage or defense (Protection)",
19318 "Protection amount is typically larger than damage or to-hit; reduce magnitude by a third in order to stretch modifier ranges (small:1..5, moderate:6..10, large:11..19, huge:20+)",
19319 "no case shouldn't happen",
19320 "report half physical or half spell damage",
19321 "is hero actively using water walking capability on water (or lava)?",
19322 "check whether hero is wearing something that player definitely knows confers the target property; item must have been seen and its type discovered but it doesn't necessarily have to be fully identified",
19323 "index of a property which can be conveyed by worn item",
19324 "simpler than from_what()/what_gives(); we don't attempt to handle artifacts and we deliberately ignore wielded items",
19325 "format a characteristic value, accommodating Strength's strangeness",
19326 "Why the everloving hell does it have to be so that strength increases normally only to 18 and then starts giving 18/01, 18/02 and so on until 18/** and then again increases normally until 25???",
19327 "If the hero is blind, then she can feel the ball. Um sweetie...",
19328 "BASICENLIGHTENMENT | MAGICENLIGHTENMENT (| both)",
19329 "ENL_GAMEINPROGRESS:0, ENL_GAMEOVERALIVE, ENL_GAMEOVERDEAD",
19330 "as in background_enlightenment, when poly'd we need to use the saved gender in u.mfemale rather than the current you-as-monster gender",
19331 "Conan the Archeologist's attributes:",
19332 "background and characteristics; ^X or end-of-game disclosure",
19333 "expanded status line information, including things which aren't included there due to space considerations--such as obvious alternative movement indicators (riding, levitation, &c), and various troubles (turning to stone, trapped, confusion, &c); shown for both basic and magic enlightenment",
19334 "remaining attributes; shown for potion,&c or wizard mode and explore mode ^X or end of game disclosure",
19335 "intrinsics and other traditional enlightenment feedback",
19336 "display role, race, alignment and such to en_win",
19337 "note that if poly'd, we need to use u.mfemale instead of flags.female to access hero's saved gender-as-human/elf/&c rather than current one",
19338 "if polymorphed, report current shape before underlying role; will be repeated as first status: 'you are transformed' and also among various attributes: 'you are in beast form' (after being told about lycanthropy) or 'you are polymorphed into <a foo>' (with countdown timer appended for wizard mode); we really want the player to know he's not a samurai at the moment...",
19339 "here we always use current gender, not saved role gender",
19340 "report role; omit gender if it's redundant (eg, 'female priestess')",
19341 "You are actually a ...",
19342 "You are actually a pile of shit.",
19343 "You are actually a neutral human nethacker.",
19344 "report alignment (bypass you_are() in order to omit ending period); adverb is used to distinguish between temporary change (helm of opp. alignment), permanent change (one-time conversion), and original",
19345 "You see here a helm of opposite enlightenment.",
19346 "helm of opposite alignment (might hide conversion)",
19347 "what's the past tense of 'currently'? if we used 'formerly' it would sound like a reference to the original alignment",
19348 "and what's the past tense of 'now'? certainly not 'then' in a context like this...; 'belatedly' == weren't that way sooner (in other words, didn't start that way)",
19349 "atheist (ignored in very early game)",
19350 "show the rest of this game's pantheon (finishes previous sentence) [appending 'also Moloch' at the end would allow for straightforward trailing 'and' on all three aligned entries but looks too verbose]",
19351 "show original alignment,gender,race,role if any have been changed; giving separate message for temporary alignment change bypasses need for tricky phrasing otherwise necessitated by possibility of having helm of opposite alignment mask a permanent alignment conversion",
19352 "have temporary alignment so report permanent one",
19353 "suppress helm from 'started out <foo>' message",
19354 "sex change or perm align change or both",
19355 "In SLEX, your role and/or race can change during the game, but the game doesn't always refer to the original ones you had at the start of the game.",
19356 "characteristics: expanded version of bottom line strength, dexterity, &c; [3.6.1: now includes all status info (except things already shown in the 'background' section), primarily so that blind players can suppress the status line(s) altogether and use ^X feedback on demand to view HP, &c]",
19357 "status line currently being explained shows 'HD:0'",
19358 "0 hit dice (actually 1/2)",
19359 "What is the difference between 'die' and 'dice'?",
19360 "flags.showexp does not matter",
19361 "experience level is already shown in the Background section",
19362 "this is shown even if the 'time' option is off",
19363 "same phrasing at end of game: 'entered' is unconditional",
19364 "describes what's shown on status line, which is an approximation; only show it here if player has the 'showscore' option enabled",
19365 "You had 1 million score before end-of-game adjustments.",
19366 "display one attribute value for characteristics_enlightenment()",
19367 "being polymorphed or wearing certain cursed items prevents hero from reliably tracking changes to characteristics so we don't show base & peak values then; when the items aren't cursed, hero could take them off to check underlying values and we show those in such case so that player doesn't need to actually resort to doing that",
19368 "note: final disclosure includes MAGICENLIGHTENTMENT",
19369 "Nethack 3.6.1 is very pedantic and checks all sorts of things, which can bite potential modders in the ass when they e.g. add a weapon that works similar to Ogresmasher and forget to edit cmd.c special code.",
19370 "show abase, amax, and/or attrmax if acurr doesn't match abase (a magic bonus or penalty is in effect) or abase doesn't match amax (some points have been lost to poison or exercise abuse and are restorable) or attrmax is different from normal human (while game is in progress; trying to reduce dependency on spoilers to keep track of such stuff) or attrmax was different from abase (at end of game; this attribute wasn't maxed out)",
19371 "criterium for whether the limit is interesting varies",
19372 "was originally '(abase != alimit)'",
19373 "more verbose if exceeding 'limit' due to magic bonus",
19374 "status: selected obvious capabilities, assorted troubles",
19375 "if hero dies while dismounting, u.usteed will still be set; we want to ignore steed in that situation",
19376 "Status (many are abbreviated on bottom line; others are or should be discernible to the hero hence to the player)",
19377 "The bottom status line shall be turned off.",
19378 "separator after title or characteristics",
19379 "not a traditional status but inherently obvious to player; more detail given below (attributes section) for magic enlightenment",
19380 "Final status: You are dead. (This will happen no matter what you do.)",
19381 "not a trouble, but we want to display riding status before maybe reporting steed as trapped or hero stuck to cursed saddle",
19382 "other movement situations that hero should always know",
19383 "It is very 'fun' to hide the fact that you're levitating. Who needs a 'Lev' display on the bottom status line, anyway?",
19384 "Sometimes TSX doesn't show 'Legs' on the status line if you have a leg injury.",
19385 "The 'Legs' display on the bottom status line means that your character has legs. If it isn't displayed, your current form lacks legs and therefore cannot kick.",
19386 "show active Wwalking here, potential Wwalking elsewhere",
19387 "internal troubles, mostly in the order that prayer ranks them",
19388 "prayer lumps these together; botl puts Ill before FoodPois",
19389 "You are terminally sick from illness.",
19390 "You are terminally sick from food poisoning.",
19391 "You are terminally sick from food poisoning and illness.",
19392 "You are terminally sick from food poisoning and illness. If you fix one of those troubles, you'll die anyway to the other one.",
19393 "from_what() (currently wizard-mode only) checks !haseyes() before u.uroleplay.blind, so we should too",
19394 "better phrasing desperately wanted...",
19395 "more randomized messages desperately wanted...",
19396 "!haseyes: avoid 'you are innately blind innately'",
19397 "Help! I'm held captive in a stupid message writing factory!",
19398 "Punished without uball?",
19399 "You are tethered to something buried.",
19400 "You and your steed are anchored.",
19401 "when mounted, Wounded_legs applies to steed rather than to hero; we only report steed's wounded legs in wizard mode",
19402 "You fall asleep uncontrollably.",
19403 "You fall asleep uncontrollably. Damn the daylight-saving time which no one needs and which confuses the internal clock of EVERY SINGLE HUMAN (and that of many animals too, when the landman starts milking his cows one hour early).",
19404 "last resort entry, guarantees Status section is non-empty (no longer needed for that purpose since weapon status added; still useful though)",
19405 "report being weaponless; distinguish whether gloves are worn",
19406 "alternate phrasing for paws or lack of hands",
19407 "two-weaponing implies a weapon (not other odd stuff) in each hand",
19408 "It would be fun if you were able to dual-wield both a bag of holding and a bag of tricks.",
19409 "report most weapons by their skill class (so a katana will be described as a long sword, for instance; mattock and hook are exceptions), or wielded non-weapon item by its object class",
19410 "You did not wear any armor.",
19411 "You did not wear any armor. No wonder you died to such a wimpy monster.",
19412 "attributes: intrinsics and the like, other non-obvious capabilities",
19413 "the sum might be 0 (+0 ring or two which negate each other); that yields 'you are charismatic' (which isn't pointless because it potentially impacts seduction attacks)",
19414 "ordinarily 'visible' is redundant; this is a special case for the situation when invisibility would be an expected attribute",
19415 "actively levitating handled earlier as a status condition",
19416 "You would have levitated.",
19417 "You would have levitated. But something has grounded you.",
19418 "You would have flown if you weren't levitating.",
19419 "You would have flown if some bastard hadn't stolen your wings.",
19420 "You would have flown if surroundings permitted.",
19421 "You would have flown if both surroundings and [latent] levitation permitted.",
19422 "actively swimming (in water but not under it) handled earlier",
19423 "magic cancellation factor, conferred by worn armor",
19424 "You were warded, guarded and protected.",
19425 "You were warned. Yet you still decided to play the game.",
19426 "You would change periodically if not locked in your current form.",
19427 "foreign shape (except were-form which is handled below)",
19428 "you are a werecreature [in beast form]",
19429 "We need to suppress this when the game is over, because death can change the value calculated by can_pray(), potentially resulting in a false claim that you could have prayed safely.",
19430 "You can sometimes pray safely after you died even if you weren't able to before you died, e.g. because your health is now below the threshold where it counts as a major trouble.",
19431 "named fruit debugging (doesn't really belong here...); to enable, include 'fruit' in DEBUGFILES list (even though it isn't a file...)",
19432 "sort by fruit index, from low to high; this modifies the ffruit chain, so could possibly mask or even introduce a problem, but it does useful sanity checking",
19433 "The current fruit is 'slime mold'.",
19434 "still in progress, or quit/escaped/ascended",
19435 "game ended in character's death",
19436 "dead without dying?",
19437 "Courtesy function for non-debug, non-explorer mode players to help refresh them about who/what they are. Returns FALSE if menu cancelled (dismissed with ESC), TRUE otherwise.",
19438 "don't want poly_gender() here; it forces '2' for non-humanoids",
19439 "show more--as if final disclosure--for wizard and explore modes",
19440 "englightment line vs topl message",
19441 "Enlightenment line vs topl message - the duel! Coming soon on a popular TV show!",
19442 "mimic; hero is only able to mimic a strange object or gold or hallucinatory alternative to gold, so we skip the details for the hypothetical furniture and monster cases",
19443 "something unexpected; leave 'buf' as-is",
19444 "Something unexpected was put in the buffer. It was so large that the buffer has encountered an overflow and the game must terminate now.",
19445 "Flying: 'lurker above' hides on ceiling but doesn't cling",
19446 "on floor; is_hider() but otherwise not special: 'trapper'",
19447 "shouldn't happen; will result in generic 'you are hiding'",
19448 "'final' is used by you_are() macro",
19449 "for dohide(), when player uses '#monster' command",
19450 "KMH, #conduct (shares enlightenment's tense handling)",
19451 "You have been blind from birth.",
19452 "You have been blind from birth. And one can tell by observing your terribly bad aim.",
19453 "You have been faithfully nudist.",
19454 "You have been faithfully nudist until the Dungeons of Doom(TM) Security Guards appeared and arrested you.",
19455 "Pop up the window and wait for a key",
19456 "Macros for meta and ctrl modifiers: M and C return the meta/ctrl code for the given character; e.g., (C('c') is ctrl-c",
19457 "'j', 'J', 'k', 'K', 'l', 'L', 'm', 'M', 'n', 'N' move commands",
19458 "The numpad messages are for those players who either don't have a numpad or can't use hjkjlyubn keys. Guess which of those two scenarios is more likely.",
19459 "The numpad messages are for those players who either don't have a numpad or can't use hjkjlyubn keys. Guess which of those two scenarios is more likely. Yep, it's much more common that your keyboard doesn't have hjklyubn keys.",
19460 "list all keys and their bindings, like dat/hh but dynamic",
19461 "Prefix: run until something very interesting is seen",
19462 "Prefix: run until something very interesting is seen, e.g. a pair of fleecy leather boots with massive black block heels <3",
19463 "Prefix: force fight even if you don't see a monster",
19464 "Shift-<direction> will move in specified direction until you hit a wall or run into something.",
19465 "Ctrl-<direction> will run in specified direction until something very interesting is seen. A ring of free action or pair of speed boots is not interesting enough.",
19467 "^c break out of NetHack (SIGINT)",
19468 "--------------------------- ----- -------",
19470 "minusminus minusminusminus",
19471 "DEADMONSTER check not required in this loop since they have no inventory",
19472 "mextra->mcorpsenm doesn't point to more memory",
19473 "Memory allocation failure. The game must be terminated, sorry.",
19474 "mon->wormno means something different for migrating_mons and mydogs",
19475 "traps and engravings are output unconditionally; others only if nonzero",
19476 "Display memory usage of all monsters and objects on the level.",
19477 "Current memory statistics:",
19478 "Current memory statistics: ERROR! Out of memory. Please buy a new hard drive.",
19479 "INITIALIZATION FAILED - please reinstall the application",
19480 "INITIALIZATION FAILED - please reinstall the application (fuck you GTA4, installing it once was hard enough and I fucking installed the fuck correctly you fucker crashbug!)",
19481 "'mydogs' is only valid during level change or end of game disclosure, but conceivably we've been called from within debugger at such time",
19482 "How many random monsters to migrate? [0]",
19483 "returns a one-byte character from the text (it may massacre the txt buffer)",
19484 "returns a one-byte character from the text (it may massacre the txt buffer, which is great because then you'll get a wonderful buffer overrun)",
19485 "YASI: if you encounter a buffer overrun, you must clean the dog shit off of Anastasia's profiled soles with your bare hands.",
19486 "can be mx, Mx, m-x, M-x",
19487 "can be cx, Cx, ^x, c-x, C-x, ^-x",
19488 "ascii codes: must be three-digit decimal",
19489 "should probably switch to 'SPC', 'ESC', 'RET' since nethack's documentation uses ESC for <escape>",
19490 "break off first autocomplete from the rest; parse the rest",
19492 "strip leading and trailing white space",
19493 "With the del command you *delete* files.",
19494 "unlike most options, a leading 'no' might actually be a part of the extended command. Thus you have to use !",
19495 "Bad autocomplete: invalid extended command 'quit'.",
19496 "called at startup and after number_pad is twiddled",
19497 "swap_yz mode (only applicable for !num_pad); intended for QWERTZ keyboard used in Central Europe, particularly Germany",
19498 "Cmd.swap_yz has been toggled; perform the swap (or reverse previous one)",
19499 "Harmony in germany!",
19500 "MSDOS compatibility mode (only applicable for num_pad)",
19501 "pcHack_compat has been toggled",
19502 "phone keypad layout (only applicable for num_pad)",
19503 "non-movement commands which accept 'm' prefix to request menu operation",
19504 "eat, #offer, and apply tinning-kit all use floorfood() to pick an item on floor or in invent; 'm' skips picking from floor (ie, inventory only) rather than request use of menu operation",
19505 "'m' for removing saddle from adjacent monster without checking for containers at <u.ux,u.uy>",
19506 "travel: pop up a menu of interesting targets in view",
19507 "Special case of *cmd == ' ' handled better below",
19508 "probably we just had an interrupt",
19509 "Interrupt. Repeat: Interrupt.",
19510 "Effects of movement commands and invisible monsters: m: always move onto space (even if 'I' remembered) F: always attack space (even if 'I' not remembered) normal movement: attack if 'I', move otherwise.",
19511 "a convenience borrowed from the PC",
19512 "overload 'm' prefix to mean 'request a menu'",
19513 "trying to move diagonally as a grid bug; this used to be treated by movecmd() as not being a movement attempt, but that didn't provide for any feedback and led to strangeness if the key pressed ('u' in particular) was overloaded for num_pad use",
19514 "You can't get there from here...",
19515 "don't report 'unknown command' for change of heart...",
19516 "current - use *cmd to directly index cmdlist array",
19517 "You can't do that while you're buried!",
19518 "we discard 'const' because some compilers seem to have trouble with the pointer passed to set_occupation()",
19519 "we expect 'cmd' to point to 1 or 2 chars",
19520 "Invalid direction key!",
19521 "also sets u.dz, but returns false for <>",
19522 "grid bug handling which used to be in movecmd()",
19523 "decide whether a character (user input keystroke) requests screen repaint",
19524 "If the call to getdir() returns 0, Never_mind is displayed. If the resulting coordinates are not okay, emsg is displayed.",
19525 "remove the prompt string so caller won't have to",
19526 "What a strange direction!",
19527 "You can't orient yourself that direction.",
19528 "should specify a window which is using a fixed-width font...",
19529 "explain choices if player has asked for getdir() help or has given an invalid direction after a prefix key ('F', 'g', 'm', &c), which might be bogus but could be up, down, or self when not applicable",
19530 "NHKF_ code for prefix key, if one was used, or for ESC",
19531 "NHKF_ESC indicates that player asked for help at getdir prompt",
19532 "Handling for prefix keys that don't want special directions. Delivered via pline if 'cmdassist' is off, or instead of the general message if it's on.",
19533 "for '<action> at yourself'; not used for up/down",
19534 "for movement prefix followed by '.' or (numpad && 's') to mean 'self'; note: '-' for hands (inventory form of 'self') is not handled here",
19535 "was 'upwards' and 'downwards', but they're considered to be variants of canonical 'upward' and 'downward'",
19536 "if '!cmdassist', display via pline() and we're done (note: asking for help at getdir() prompt forces cmdassist for this operation)",
19537 "Invalid direction for 'forcefight' prefix.",
19538 "Invalid direction for 'forcefight' prefix. Have fun trying to kill that inspector kaptain now.",
19539 "when 'cmdassist' is off and caller doesn't insist, do nothing",
19540 "show bad-prefix message instead of general invalid-direction one",
19541 "@A-Z[ (note: letter() accepts '@')",
19542 "0-27 (note: 28-31 aren't applicable)",
19543 "To use that command, hold down the <Ctrl> key as a shift and press the <sym> key.",
19544 "NOPICKUP: unlike the other prefix keys, 'm' allows up/down for stair traversal; we won't get here when 'm<' or 'm>' has been given but we include up and down for 'm'+invalid_direction; self is excluded as a viable direction for every prefix",
19545 "non-null msg means that this wasn't an explicit user request",
19546 "Suppress this message with !cmdassist in config file.",
19547 "west, northwest, north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, down, up",
19548 "x corresponds to curx, so x==1 is the first column. Ach. %%",
19549 "#therecmdmenu command, a way to test there_cmd_menu without mouse",
19550 "unfortunately there's no lknown flag for doors to remember the locked/unlocked state",
19551 "unfortunately there's no tknown flag for doors (or chests) to remember whether a trap had been found",
19552 "Why is everything missing?",
19553 "Why does it lack all the important things?",
19554 "slight assistance to the player: choose kick/open for them",
19555 "slight assistance to the player: choose kick/open for them... except when we choose the one the player didn't want, in which case our 'assistance' is probably unwanted",
19556 "convert without using floating point, allowing sloppy clicking",
19557 "map click on player to 'rest' command",
19558 "whether to include in message history: True => yes",
19559 "this should be done in port code so that we have erase_char and kill_char available; we can at least fake erase_char",
19560 "bypassing pline() keeps intermediate prompt out of DUMPLOG message history",
19561 "You can cheat by using the previous message log when under the effect of certain nasty traps.",
19562 "in 3.4.3 this was in rhack(), where it was too late to handle M-5",
19563 "This handles very old inconsistent DOS/Windows behaviour in a different way: earlier, the keyboard handler mapped these, which caused counts to be strange when entered from the number pad. Now do not map them until here.",
19564 "some very old systems, or descendents of such systems, expect signal handlers to have return type 'int', but they don't actually inspect the return value so we should be safe using 'void' unconditionally",
19565 "When using SAFERHANGUP, the done_hup flag it tested in rhack and a couple of other places; actual hangup handling occurs then. This is 'safer' because it disallows certain cheats and also protects against losing objects in the process of being thrown, but also potentially riskier because the disconnected program must continue running longer before attempting a hangup save.",
19566 "defer hangup iff game appears to be in progress",
19567 "Why the everlving hell is it possible to hang up in nethack?",
19568 "Some SYSV systems seem to return EOFs for various reasons (?like when one hits break or for interrupted systemcalls?), and we must see several before we quit.",
19569 "omit if clearerr is undefined",
19570 "call end_of_input() or set program_state.done_hup",
19571 "iflags.altmeta: treat two character ''ESC c'' as single 'M-c'",
19572 "No cached destination, start attempt from current position",
19573 "Which port debugging feature?",
19574 "No port-specific debug capability defined.",
19575 "Parameter validator for generic yes/no function to prevent the core from sending too long a prompt string to the window port causing a buffer overflow there.",
19576 "buffer to hold query+space+formatted_single_char_response",
19577 "most recent pline is clobbered",
19578 "You cheater, you can't use Ctrl-P during a prompt when certain nasty traps are in effect!",
19579 "caller shouldn't have passed anything this long",
19580 "when idx is still the same as saved_pline_index, the interface didn't put the prompt into saved_plines[]; we put a simplified version in there now (without response choices or default)",
19581 "when paranoid, player must respond with 'yes' rather than just 'y' to give the go-ahead for this query; default is 'no' unless the ParanoidConfirm flag is set in which case there's no default",
19582 "in addition to being paranoid about this particular query, we might be even more paranoid about all paranoia responses (ie, ParanoidConfirm is set) in which case we require 'no' to reject in addition to 'yes' to confirm (except we won't loop if response is ESC; it means no)",
19583 "Does current window system support suspend?",
19584 "NB: SYSCF SHELLERS handled in port code.",
19585 "Suspend command not available.",
19587 "You can't come to terms with your inner conflicts.",
19588 "Did you know that downvote brigades may be going on? We all have to upvote those quotes to combat that.",
19589 "Did you know that Amy is an attention whore and wants her stuff to be upvoted?",
19590 "Any traps and/or engravings at either the portcullis or span location are destroyed whenever the bridge is lowered, raised, or destroyed.",
19591 "Apparently, there is a way to farm traps by finding a method to spawn them on the drawbridge closing location.",
19592 "The Amy somehow always misspells 'drawbridge' as 'dwarbridge'.",
19593 "According to a phaser-wielder, the Amy lacks proper education and therefore continuously misspells English words.",
19594 "According to a phaser-wielder, the Amy lacks proper education and therefore continuously misspells English words. (Case in point: she somehow misspelled both 'continuously' and 'English' while writing this message! But then corrected it before pushing the addition :D)",
19595 "Engraving handling could be extended to flag whether an engraving on the DB_UNDER surface is hidden by the lowered bridge, or one on the bridge itself is hidden because the bridge has been raised, but that seems like an awful lot of effort for very little gain.",
19596 "The ltyp == MOAT is not redundant with is_moat, because the Juiblex level does not have moats, although it has MOATs. There is probably a better way to express this.",
19597 "Somehow, the water tiles on Jubilex's swamp are special-cased and supposed to be some special type of swamp. Why are the water tiles in actual swamp rooms not swamp terrain, then?",
19598 "We want to know whether a wall (or a door) is the portcullis (passageway) of an eventual drawbridge.",
19599 "We want to know whether a wall (or a door) is the portcullis (passageway) of an eventual drawbridge. But every sane player instantly zaps every drawbridge on sight with a wand of striking, anyway.",
19600 "If you don't destroy a drawbridge, you can be sure that a monster with a wand of striking will suddenly appear while you're walking across.",
19601 "Use is_db_wall where you want to verify that a drawbridge 'wall' is UP in the location x, y (instead of UP or DOWN, as with is_drawbridge_wall).",
19602 "Find the drawbridge wall associated with a drawbridge.",
19603 "Find the drawbridge wall associated with a drawbridge. Stand on it and wait for the soldier to zap you with his wand of striking.",
19604 "Creation of a drawbridge at pos x,y. dir is the direction. flag must be put to TRUE if we want the drawbridge to be opened.",
19605 "We want the bridge open.",
19606 "We want the bridge open. Otherwise the Discord users can't chat on IRC.",
19607 "Drawbridges are non-diggable.",
19608 "Drawbridges are non-diggable. But you want to use the wand of striking anyway, not the wand of digging.",
19609 "e_strg is a utility routine which is not actually in use anywhere, since the specialized routines below suffice for all current purposes.",
19610 "Generates capitalized entity name, makes 2nd -> 3rd person conversion on verb, where necessary.",
19611 "On a German keyboard, the Ctrl key is named 'Strg', which means 'straeg'.",
19612 "On a German keyboard, the Delete key is named 'Entf', which means 'entfuegen'.",
19613 "Simple-minded 'can it be here?' routine",
19614 "must force call to lava_effects in e_died if is_u",
19615 "we might have crawled out of the moat to survive",
19616 "if monsters are moving, one of them caused the destruction",
19617 "Can etmp jump from death?",
19618 "You are crushed underneath the drawbridge.",
19619 "Note: Beyond this point, we know we're not at an opened drawbridge, since all *missable* creatures survive on the square, and all the unmissed ones die.",
19620 "Here's where we try to do relocation. Assumes that etmp is not arriving at the portcullis square while the drawbridge is falling, since this square would be inaccessible (i.e. etmp started on drawbridge square) or unnecessary (i.e. etmp started here) in such a situation.",
19621 "Standoff problem: one or both entities must die, and/or both switch places. Avoid infinite recursion by checking first whether the other entity is staying put. Clean up if we happen to move/die in recursion.",
19622 "The monster moved or died in recursion somewhere.",
19623 "You tumble towards the closed portcullis!",
19624 "You tumble towards the closed portcullis! You pass through it!",
19625 "You cannot survive on the drawbridge square.",
19626 "You cannot handle the endless message spam the game is sending to you.",
19627 "You get annoyed at all the message spam and start using the ESC key to clear it away. That will go well exactly as long as you don't turn to stone or contract sickness.",
19628 "You hear chains rattling and gears turning.",
19629 "doesn't matter if we happen to pick <x,y2> or <x2,y>; since drawbridges are never placed diagonally, those pairings will always match one of <x,y> or <x2,y2>",
19630 "a force of 5 here would yield a radius of 2 for iron chain; anything less produces a radius of 1",
19631 "currently only automissers can be here",
19632 "if there is water or lava here, fall in now",
19633 "You get into some heavy metal!",
19634 "maze limits must be even; masking off lowest bit guarantees that",
19635 "The following structure will be initialized at startup time with the level numbers of some 'important' things in the game.",
19636 "for xname handling of multiple shot missile volleys: number of shots, index of current one, validity check, shoot vs throw",
19637 "It is absolutely correct that acid rays are green and poison blasts are yellow.",
19638 "These diverge when player is Fast",
19639 "Sometimes, the game will 'wail' if you're low on health, but in vanilla only certain actions will cause that.",
19640 "Windowing stuff that's really tty oriented, but present for all ports",
19641 "Global windowing data, defined here for multi-window-system support",
19642 "Detection routines, including crystal ball, magic mapping, and search command.",
19643 "bring Underwater, buried, or swallowed hero to normal map",
19644 "use getpos()'s 'autodescribe' to view whatever is currently shown on map",
19645 "The game doesn't like it if you ride a monster that has an engulfing attack.",
19646 "don't care whether player actually picks a spot",
19647 "extracted from monster_detection() so can be shared by do_vicinity_map()",
19648 "this is checking whether a trap symbol represents a trapped chest, not whether a trapped chest is actually present",
19649 "You definitely love Burphack-style door and container traps because they're so much fun.",
19650 "TODO? We should check containers recursively like the trap detecting routine does. Chests and large boxes do not nest in themselves or each other, but could be contained inside statues.",
19651 "For farlook, we should also check for buried containers, but for '^' command to examine adjacent trap glyph, we shouldn't.",
19652 "in inventory, we need to find one which is actually trapped",
19653 "steed isn't on map so won't be found by m_at()",
19654 "this is checking whether a trap symbol represents a trapped door, not whether the door here is actually trapped",
19655 "You should absolutely play doormash, where you have to untrap every door unless you want Bad Stuff(TM) to happen.",
19656 "Check whether the location has an outdated object displayed on it.",
19657 "When doing detection, remove stale data from the map display (corpses rotted away, objects carried away by monsters, etc) so that it won't reappear after the detection has completed.",
19658 "no gold found on floor or monster's inventory. adjust message if you have gold in your inventory",
19659 "You feel like a million zorkmids!",
19660 "You feel worried about your future financial situation.",
19661 "You feel worried about your future financial situation. (There's probably many players who can relate.)",
19662 "only under me - no separate display required",
19663 "You feel very greedy, and sense gold!",
19664 "You feel very horny, and sense the presence of a beautiful woman!",
19665 "As you read the scroll of lust, it disappears. The succubus seduces you. You start taking off your clothes...",
19666 "Yes, the Amy is writing fanfiction sometimes. But it's not Twilight fanfiction. Because **** Twilight and that asshole Edward.",
19667 "Yes, the Amy is writing fanfiction sometimes. But it's not Twilight fanfiction. Because with a series like Twilight, it seems literally impossible to write good fanfic about it.",
19668 "Yes, the Amy is writing fanfiction sometimes. But it's not Twilight fanfiction. Because trying to write a good fanfic requires suitable base material and I have no idea how to write something good in the Twilight universe.",
19669 "Yes, the Amy is writing fanfiction sometimes. But it's not Twilight fanfiction. Instead, it's about Ryu Hayabusa getting his nuts stomped by turkish girls with high-heeled black combat boots.",
19670 "Yes, the Amy is writing fanfiction sometimes. But it's not Twilight fanfiction. The moderator of the ascension.run channel still banned Amy once for mentioning her fic, though.",
19671 "no DEADMONSTER(mtmp) check needed -- dmons never have inventory",
19672 "You sense a lack of food nearby.",
19673 "You sense a lack of food nearby. If no monster drops a corpse within the next 500 turns, you'll starve.",
19674 "Special boulder symbol check - does the class symbol happen to match iflags.bouldersym which is a user-defined? If so, that means we aren't sure what they really wanted to detect. Rather than trump anything, show both possibilities. We can exclude checking the buried obj chain for boulders below.",
19675 "If we are mapping all objects, map only the top object of a pile or the first object in a monster's inventory. Otherwise, go looking for a matching object class and display the first one encountered at each location.",
19676 "Objects on the floor override buried objects.",
19677 "Allow a mimic to override the detected objects it is carrying.",
19678 "one-shot detection--allow player to move cursor around and get autodescribe feedback",
19679 "TODO? Display locations of unarmed land mine and beartrap objects. If so, should they be displayed as objects or as traps?",
19680 "traps exist, but only under me - no separate display required",
19682 "Your toes itch. Apparently Dora's combat boot heels need to squeeze them harder to make sure you actually feel pain.",
19683 "show chest traps first, so that subsequent floor trap display will override if both types are present at the same location",
19684 "redisplay hero unless sense_trap() revealed something at <ux,uy>",
19685 "physical damage cause by the shards and force",
19686 "All you see is funky color haze.",
19687 "You grok some groovy globs of incandescent lava.",
19688 "Whoa! Psychedelic colors, babe!",
19689 "The crystal pulses with sinister red light!",
19690 "You see goldfish swimming above fluorescent rocks.",
19691 "You see tiny snowflakes spinning around a miniature farmhouse.",
19692 "Oh wow... like a kaleidoscope!",
19693 "You may look for an object or monster symbol.",
19694 "The vision is unclear.",
19695 "You see the Wizard of Yendor gazing out at you.",
19696 "Secret corridors are found, but not secret doors.",
19697 "Secret corridors are found, but not secret doors. (Actually, you probably won't find either with your starting character, because at XL1 and base luck your chance of finding them is something like 1 in 20, which simply sucks.)",
19698 "Force the real background, then if it's not furniture and there's a known trap there, display the trap, else if there was an object shown there, redisplay the object. So during mapping, furniture takes precedence over traps, which take precedence over objects, opposite to how normal vision behaves.",
19699 "Nethack 3.6.x has a #terrain command. This is potentially useful, although as of the time of this writing Amy still doesn't know whether to include it in slex.",
19700 "browse_map() instead of display_nhwindow(WIN_MAP, TRUE)",
19701 "scroll--actually fake spellbook--object",
19702 "the getpos() prompt from browse_map() is only shown when flags.verbose is set, but make this unconditional so that not-verbose users become aware of the prompting situation",
19703 "You sense your surroundings.",
19704 "You sense your surroundings, but because you're blind you cannot actually see them.",
19705 "If you have permanent map amnesia, better remember where everything was!",
19706 "Is it fun to run around looking for the stair when the RMB loss trap makes it not be displayed?",
19707 "You absolutely want to have RMB loss on a cavernous level where walls are replaced with nether mist, because then all those blank spaces may be where the stairs are.",
19708 "You feel the shock of an explosion!",
19709 "unneeded 'you notice it arg'",
19710 "unneeded 'you notice it arg(h)'",
19711 "There's too much clutter to see your find otherwise",
19712 "Found invisible monster in a square which already has an 'I' in it. Logically, this should still take time and lead to a return 1, but if we did that the player would keep finding the same monster every turn.",
19713 "Your warning senses cause you to take a second to check nearby.",
19714 "Your warning senses cause you to take a second look close by.",
19715 "Some old versions of gcc seriously muck up nested loops. If you get strange crashes while searching in a version compiled with gcc, try putting #define GCC_BUG in *conf.h (or adding -DGCC_BUG to CFLAGS in the makefile).",
19716 "You find a hidden door. (Yay, the 3.6.0 devs did what I did in SLEX a while ago! That message really helps :))",
19717 "It's ultra annoying that there is no message when finding a secret door or passage!",
19718 "When finding a secret door or corridor, if there's no message at all, you can't even force the --More-- by fiddling with the MSGTYPE options!",
19719 "Pre-map the sokoban levels.",
19720 "Pre-map the sokoban levels, but not always. Because this is SLEX and sometimes the player has to explore them by hand.",
19721 "set sokoban_rules when there is at least one pit or hole",
19722 "for 'full', show the actual terrain for the entire level, otherwise what the hero remembers for seen locations with monsters, objects, and/or traps removed as caller dictates",
19723 "glyph_at() returns the displayed glyph, which might be a monster. levl[][].glyph contains the remembered glyph, which will never be a monster (unless it is the invisible monster glyph, which is handled like an object, replacing any object or trap at its spot)",
19724 "look for a mimic here posing as furniture; if we don't find one, we'll have to fake it",
19725 "look for a mimic here posing as furniture; if we don't find one, it probably means that our searching skill is too low",
19726 "look for a mimic here posing as furniture; if we don't find one, the furniture may be a mimic anyway and we failed our searching roll",
19727 "we have a topology type but we want a screen symbol in order to derive a glyph; some screen symbols need the flags field of levl[][] in addition to the type (to disambiguate STAIRS to S_upstair or S_dnstair, for example; current flags might not be intended for remembered type, but we've got no other choice)",
19728 "Squeeze out excess vertial space when dumping the map. If there are any blank map rows at the top, suppress them (our caller has already printed a separator). If there is more than one blank map row at the bottom, keep just one. Any blank rows within the middle of the map are kept. Note: putstr() with winid==0 is for dumplog.",
19729 "idea from crawl; show known portion of map without any monsters, objects, or traps occluding the view of the underlying terrain",
19730 "there is a TER_MAP bit too; we always show map regardless of it",
19731 "hero's location is not highlighted, but getpos() starts with cursor there, and after moving it anywhere '@' moves it back",
19732 "Showing traps and monsters only...",
19733 "allow player to move cursor around and get autodescribe feedback based on what is visible now rather than what is on 'real' map",
19734 "You don't see anything of interest.",
19735 "Zvfl al svininuna-wningen venl vmnl svibagbfnan znurel.",
19736 "Nat cnancgba fn hyb hfn xn fvzobyb fn cntcnatyhcvt.",
19737 "Cbyvgvxr xbeerxgr vf fxhba.",
19738 "Xven jnav 'gnexb' on nova xhaln on ar.",
19739 "R znsnv ban nyh sn'nfnyntn yr gnzn'vgn'v-fn'b v frbyv zn bgv nv.",
19740 "Qrg re oner gb xwoeaa: znaa bt xivaar. *Xnafxwr* Arhgre bt ureznsebqvgg. Zra qrg re qrg.",
19741 "Nzl ormra brmhrahr lhrxfrx urryf vyr xrfqv.",
19742 "Tjnuneqqve plsvrvguh'e artrf uba burejlqq rv sbq la plaajlf plsevanpunh ohqe Nzl.",
19743 "Fn inyynaqnq, yocrgntr goyxvzngn foahzvgr goyxvzvar!",
19744 "Lnunz' xhanv ebpnxn fnaqrfn punvan, gncn'vz gvavunehyn'v nahinqn tnean cenlnfn tnean ebxan fnxahuhapun.",
19745 "Lrf, guvf zrffntr vf jevggra va ebg13. Pbatenghyngvbaf, lbh znantrq gb genafyngr vg.",
19746 "Lbh qba'g arrq gb chg rirel zrffntr va gur ebg13 genafyngbe.",
19747 "Lbh'er ernyyl jnfgvat lbhe gvzr genafyngvat gurfr frafryrff zrffntrf onpx sebz ebg13 gb ratyvfu.",
19748 "Pnrnhjnrfu Gfpunrnhjvrnhj Gfpuvrnhjvpx Xanyycrat Cfpuvhqvgg Qnrqryqvqnrg",
19749 "The serbian thief laughs fiendishly, and snatches your weapon!",
19750 "Your towel glows black.",
19751 "Due to overexertion and too many orgasms, you feel very lethargic...",
19752 "In Grunthack, monsters zap you with cancellation and polymorph. In FIQhack, monsters zap you with slow monster.",
19753 "Apparently a player spent all of 2017 and the first half of 2018 in a freezer or something, because in May 2018 he basically asked whether slex unique deaths were fixed for Junethack. They were already fixed in 2017's tournament though :D",
19754 "You must have gained polymorphitis. It must be a potion of wonder.",
19755 "As you rotate the doorknob, an evil, hideous-sounding spell goes off! You feel as if you need some help.",
19756 "Since aosdict is basically making doorhack (officially called xnethack; it greatly enhances the functionality of doors), he should definitely add a door trap that causes the curse items effect when triggered.",
19757 "A kitchen sink variant similar to SLASH'EM? It seems to removeremoveremove tons of actually well-designed stuff. But then it adds new stuff too :)",
19758 "Scarab beetles are supposed to have an AC of -20. Yes, they probably suck because Elbereth has been nerfed, but hey! At least there is some form of challenge in the game :)",
19759 "Do you want to know why dnethack feels harder than vanilla nethack? You can't use Elbereth. So if the soldier ants are attacking you, hopefully you have the ward that repels them.",
19760 "Splicehack has the Void, a one-level dungeon that has void dragons in there, who are supposedly really powerful. There might be some useful reward on that level to give players an incentive to brave its dangers :D",
19761 "Did you know that the Amy not only reached #1 on the official Splicehack scoreboard with her first game but even managed to keep that first place for many weeks to come, because all the other players were busy playing xnethack and FIQhack and Nethack 3.6.1? But then hothraxxa beat my score :D",
19762 "Did you know that the Amy managed to score #1 on the official Splicehack scoreboard with her first game even though she's a complete n00b?",
19763 "Did you know that the Amy her comments can be hellishly annoying sometimes? :-P",
19765 "The HC alien makes a frightening 'Wouwou' sound.",
19766 "The full veil HC alien's hideous body odor makes you dizzy.",
19767 "SLEX will add new playable races that will totally not get people up in arms.",
19768 "Wanna hear a fun YASI by jonadab? YASI: a spellbook of Giant Foot, which causes an enormous foot to fall from above, crushing the target.",
19769 "I would love to see jonadab make a serious attempt at ascending SLEX, and then he might port over some of its features to Nethack Fourk. Not all of them of course, but some of SLEX's features might fit.",
19770 "SLEX has so many features, surely some of them would fit in other variants? Chris_ANG actually pulls SLEX features on occasion :) (well, and maybe FIQ, don't remember whether he got the skill cap menu stuff from SLEX or somewhere else)",
19771 "If you have sex, your god will immediately become angry.",
19772 "The orc throws fiery ammonic primitive pseudomorphed reconstituted dissolved undead mouldy salted potatoes at you!", /* by kritixilithos */
19773 "There are some really fun NetHack variants available, including Screwhack, Gameoverhack, Crashhack, Notakitchensinkhack and Versionupdatesavestrashedhack. But the one you're playing right now is Permahalluhack = SLEX :D",
19774 "There are some really fun NetHack variants available, including Screwhack, Gameoverhack, Crashhack, Notakitchensinkhack and Versionupdatesavestrashedhack. None of them really exist though, Amy just made up the names in an attempt to be funny.",
19775 "Burphack used to crash if you polymorph into a yellow mold, because you'll have 0 max HP and the hitpoint bar triggers a SIGFPE (floating-point exception) when it tries to divide by zero. But that bug is fixed now.",
19776 "Why is it so that whenever you change a keybinding, the menu jumps back to the top so you have to scroll down again!!! AUUUUUUUGH",
19777 "The options to remove all ctrl- and shift-direction keybindings DOES NOT WORK AT ALL.",
19778 "You lose health if you whack a wall with your katana. Why???",
19779 "What the heck, the game assigns genders to all the monsters, even things like newts, and displays them. Does your character see the newt's penis or what?",
19780 "wth, is it so that things you drop (gold in this case because there was a leprechaun) aren't autopickupped even though I've set gold to autopickup? how do I get the behavior I'm used to back?",
19781 "CURSES! Despite my poison resistance I still cannot eat poisonous corpses because I lose strength every single time! What's up with that? The resistance seems completely worthless now.",
19782 "The poison resistance change is such a huge annoyance. You will always have to avoid poisonous corpses, unless you waste an equipment slot to get double poison resistance. This probably adds just an extra layer of annoyance.",
19783 "If I wanted to play a game with annoyance factors I knew where to look, but I'm not telling you, nyah-nyah.",
19784 "Why is there some code that causes boulders to be pushed into corners? That should never happen when using quicktravel!",
19785 "What the hell, why is it so that an I marker appears on my current position if a rock piercer drops on my head? I can clearly see that the rock piercer is on a different square! To clarify: the I marker is on the same square as you and becomes visible once you move off, even though there is of course no monster on that square because the piercer lands on an adjacent one!",
19786 "Create monster summonstorms were nerfed by making it so that the monster appears right next to you, even if the monster reading the scroll is standing very far away. Have fun if a minotaur is created adjacent to you!",
19787 "There should be a monster named 'annoyance factor', and its attacks should be non-lethal, doing stuff like trashing your stats, stealing your items, or transforming them into cursed -9 ones.",
19788 "There's so many Rodney's Tower scrolls that can absolutely screw you over, especially if monsters read them. Earth, genocide, stinking cloud, summoning... three of those have instakilled players already, and the latter could theoretically do so too if it summons a minotaur, because no matter how far away the reading monster is, the minotaur will appear next to you and instagib you unless you're really buffed up.",
19789 "Your attributes were damaged!",
19790 "There were thoughts to make it so that you don't have to ascend SLEX to become 'king' of the world in Junethack. But Tariru went ahead and ascended everything anyway, thereby proving that you can ascend all variants in one month :)",
19791 "Your sexiness seems to have attracted some monsters...",
19792 "Kicking an engulfer's weapon from the inside would be quite the feat.",
19793 "Since you don't have nuts, you cannot try to smash them with your feet either.",
19794 "For a moment, you feel the itch to ram your footwear into your own nuts, but then remember that you have a task to complete, and therefore decide against the idea.",
19795 "You perform a powerful kick, and listen to very sexy air current noises as your foot whirls through thin air.",
19796 "You've trained no unknown skills since your last level up and therefore you unfortunately don't learn anything new.",
19797 "You neglected your hussy obligations by failing to hit a guy in 1000 turns, and are therefore being punished!",
19798 "Reminder: As a hussy, you must hit a guy once every 1000 turns or be punished for neglecting your obligations! You have 500 turns left!",
19799 "Hey, you hussy! Listen! You didn't hit a guy in 900 turns now, and you only have 100 turns left to fulfill your obligations or else you face a penalty!",
19800 "You joyously inhale Tanja's scentful perfume. It's very soothing.",
19801 "In NetHack, if you're playing unspoiled, you gain a better understanding of the game over time as you die and figure out what you did wrong and learn from your mistakes.", /* this and the next couple messages are by ais523 */
19802 "In slex, though, the focus is on variety so learning what you did wrong is not helpful as the situation probably won't come up again in the forseeable future. Not only that, but the correct answer is often utterly arbitrary and impossible to reason out.",
19803 "There are traps that do things like make you solve captchas or ask you questions and the only answer that doesn't screw over your character is one that isn't included in the list of possible answers.",
19804 "I guess in slex it's more or less impossible to create a bug sufficiently large to be amusing because it'd be hard to distinguish it from intended behaviour.",
19805 "Wow, there's still the age-old drawbridge bug, even though it should be rather easy to reproduce. What's so difficult about the drawbridge code that it can't easily be fixed?",
19806 "Splicehack adds little birds as monsters, which are domestic and therefore shouldn't be eaten. They can be tamed with food though.",
19807 "Man this is sooooooooo annoying, why do statues look like monsters? now I have to farlook every white b to see if it's an alive quivering blob or just a statue!",
19808 "I want a boolean option that makes statues look like statues again, because to me it clearly doesn't look right if they look like monsters.",
19809 "TSX seems like a variant when you find statues that look like monsters. I (Amy) am used to statues looking like a ` glyph.",
19810 "Of course you can't always restore stats via unihorn!",
19811 "Bugles aren't tonal instruments anymore. That has 'piss off the player' written all over it because speedrunners need such an instrument for the castle.",
19812 "If Loki sends a succubus to make you 'pay for your indiscretion', it means he basically says fuck you.",
19813 "You tp on top of a tree. You see Croesus in the distance. 'hey! that bastard owes me money!'",
19814 "If I (Amy) were to go ahead and simply dismiss players' bug reports on the grounds that they are 'too vague', everyone would bitch at me. It would be like customer hotlines in real life, which are also quick to dismiss any complaints that their customers may have, with the difference that the customers can lose real-life money if the insurance company decides to hang up with 'nope your claim is invalid'.",
19815 "Fixing the drawbridge bug is like chasing ghosts. Apparently God Himself decided that the drawbridge simply refuses to open and close sometimes.",
19816 "Some companies don't take bug reports seriously! Instead they're just dismissed even if you bring proof of the bug in question! With that attitude, nothing will ever get fixed. 0/10 customer support, if real money was on the line I'd be PISSED.",
19817 "There's endless amounts of rotten egg traps in Gehennom and they're ultra irritating due to the constant blindness effect. Good thing you can genocide cockatrices.",
19818 "Nethack Fourk's dungeon definitely seems longer than vanilla's, as the sanctum can be on 57 or maybe even deeper. In vanilla, it will be somewhere from 45 to 53, depending on how unlucky you get with the dungeon length.",
19819 "If Yeenoghu fires magic missiles at you, you'll get 'A shower of missiles bounces off the samurai!' even though it should say 'The missiles bounce off!'",
19820 "There's probably hundreds of bugs in the game. Most of them shouldn't be that hard to fix.",
19821 "The ultra stupid tab confirmation should be genocided. Yes, I know that I have a hard time getting all of it down, you can let me dismiss that message with space, thanks!",
19822 "WTF why do hostile humans spawn on the frankenstein-or-whatever-it's-called castle level? If you kill them, you lose alignment record and telepathy because there's the bug where killing a non-always-hostile @ counts as murder even if the @ was spawned hostile!",
19823 "Fort Ludios... more like Fort Lootios.",
19824 "Play at least a single game to ascension, and on the way there, do what every normal player would do when encountering a pudding: whack it with a melee weapon in an attempt to kill it. You'll get a blood pudding every time.",
19825 "Nethack Fourk will fourk you up (pun intended). Play it now on hardfought!",
19826 "If you ever lose as much as a single point of alignment, game over. Wanna play an atheist character of neutral alignment? Forget it, all hope is lost as you can never regain it because there are no ways to actually gain alignment.",
19827 "If you try to eat a tin off the floor in K-Measurer while there's also a corpse on the same tile, it just plain doesn't work. You can try repeatedly, wasting a turn with each attempt, but the tin will never open because apparently the occupation keeps being reset.",
19828 "All the things that were working properly no longer do so. If you dip something into a fountain, you should get 'foo gets wet' as a message - but the message disappeared into thin air, never to be seen again!",
19829 "The placement of K-Measurer's monkeyminetown magic chest is inconvenient, it should be in the damn temple so you don't have to haul all that crap through half the town. Or, better yet, you should be able to carry the magic chest. Make it weigh 1500 or so to ensure you'll be at least stressed, but then we could manually put it where we need it :)",
19830 "You kill the lich! Something's body crumbles to dust.",
19831 "You kill the acid blob! You are splashed by something's acid!",
19832 "In K-Measurer, messages telling you about a monster turning to flee are a luxury. Most of the time, no message is displayed at all (but sometimes it is).",
19833 "Tariru managed to ascend an archeologist in SLEX during junethack and thereby showed that yes, you can ascend SLEX in the tournament.",
19834 "You rip the sink off the floor. Water floods the room!", /* idea by GoldenIvy */
19835 "The fact that searching neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever finds the motherfucking secret door is also BS.",
19836 "About the blood puddings the following can be said: omg you got one of those, RUN - they will completely fuck you up, one of the best players had an ascension-ready character ruined by one of them once and if *one* blood pudding can fuck up *him*, the average motherfucker ain't got a chance.",
19837 "Why does Kneelhack feel so... I dunno, unfinished? It just feels like the project were abandoned after the last bunch of changes...",
19838 "In Rodney's Tower, dwarves zap wands of cold that explode and catch shopkeepers in the explosion, and then the shopkeeper gets angry at YOU and kills you.",
19839 "The dwarf zaps a forked wand, which suddenly explodes! Your conscience bothers you... The dwarf is caught in the ball of cold! The dwarf is killed!",
19840 "Rodney's Tower pulled the Elbereth change where performing any offensive action while standing on it will immediately erase it. What a waste of a charge of the wand of lightning.",
19841 "oh god, if you use R to take off accessories and you're only wearing one, it takes it off with no prompt *and you cannot change that in the options*??? that can be ultra dangerous!",
19842 "The mysterious force has left the dungeon.",
19843 "It's teh uber wierdo with seducers introducing themselves to you, because you can get a female one named 'Donald'. Let me guess, her last name is Trump and she has undergone a sex change to be able to participate in the 'America's Next Topmodel' show and win.",
19844 "Mystic scarabs were made weaker. SLEX will always have the original version though, because Amy wants them to be really dangerous.",
19845 "Servals removed? Naaaaaah. They're a valuable addition to the monster mix and will stay.",
19846 "You might want to color altars depending on their alignment, but I can never remember which color is which. In SLEX, they're supposed to always be the same color for all alignments. Differently-colored _ glyphs are iron chain variants.",
19847 "The Lord of the Foocubi is notable for their thieving ability which is really hard to deal with. Having such an ability on a really high-level monster that's covetous to boot presents a true challenge.",
19848 "Wands of poison gas create error messages in Splicehack when the soldier zapping one also has a knife, because somehow the soldier will be zapping the knife. If you have any information on that bug, please notify AntiGulp.",
19849 "Did you know? Noty was the first known player to ascend SpliceHack.",
19850 "The Amy managed to ascend Splicehack in June 2018, but holy hell that variant can be rather difficult. It added marjids and other really dangerous monsters. Still, if you know what you're doing, it's manageable. Play Splicehack now on the hardfought server!",
19851 "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the female samurai (and only female ones) start with the absolute crap weapons? genderism, sexism, transmisogyny etc. I shall start a tumblr blog about how this is absolutely unacceptable in 2018. Just kidding! :P",
19852 "TSX 'improved' the ultra-boring Gehennom with its always-the-same mazes by adding a different kind of always-the-same maze that is literally exactly the same type of maze except *with invisible walls*. Get your pick-axes ready and smash them.",
19853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Very good, I can finish you off now!'",
19854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I'm intentionally not telling anyone where you are, because you're mine, hahaha!'",
19855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I absolutely want to hurt you!'",
19856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Come and let me rip you to pieces.'",
19857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I know kung-fu. Want a demonstration?'",
19858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Throw away your weapons! I want to fight with you hand to hand!'",
19859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Now I'll show you that my hands and feet are lethal weapons.'",
19860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Your ass stinks so badly that I'll destroy it right now!'",
19861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You'll receive a warning now because you called asian cultures 'inferior'.'",
19862 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'If you intend to make this personal, I'll really break your leg!'",
19863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You need to realize that you're mine! Present your leg and let me kick against it!'",
19864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I'll kick you in the ass now! Or wait, maybe I should aim for your nuts instead.'",
19865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You cursed type obviously don't respect women!'",
19866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I'd really like to use my fingernails and boots to hurt you...'",
19867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I really want to see blood now! My fingernails will keep clawing at your skin until you're really heavily injured!'",
19868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I think a few slaps will be good for you.'",
19869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Now I'll punish you for your anti-asian propaganda and your constant belittlement of women in particular! I'll crush your nuts!'",
19870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Your unprotected leg is the ideal training dummy that allows me to practice kicking with my asian boots.'",
19871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I've installed a camera that will record a video of me bludgeoning you with my very asian girl boots!'",
19872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'The only way for you to pacify me is by allowing me to cause pain to you.'",
19873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'So, I'll rip you apart with my fingernails now. That'll teach you.'",
19874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Take this! You're gonna be bludgeoned by my girl boots now!'",
19875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Do you have an euro for me? I quickly need to buy a pack of cigarettes!'",
19876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Oh man, if I don't get the chance to hit or kick someone soon, I'll suffer from withdrawal symptoms...'",
19877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Shut up! I won't listen to any of your orders!'",
19878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'What do you have against asian girls?'",
19879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You should be locked away for constantly calling asians 'inferior'!'",
19880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You'll make a mistake eventually! Don't expect me to not bash your visage once it is so far!'",
19881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You're apparently a fucking nazi who wants to 'eradicate' all non-Germans! I'd so like to eviscerate you with my very sharp nails...'",
19882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Don't be an asshole! Fight with me or get lost!'",
19883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Halt! I have to check your papers!'",
19884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'This is the crime police squad speaking to you, stay where you are! Hahahahahahaha!'",
19885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'My gang members think that you should be shot on sight.'",
19886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Are you crazy? You can't simply try to rip out a girl's long hair!'",
19887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Now I'll show you where the farmer gets the muck!'",
19888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'So you don't have any respect at all? I'm gonna change that now!'",
19889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Soon I'll use you as target practice for my gun!'",
19890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'You and your friends, you're a rag-tag band, and certainly no match for me.'",
19891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Well, in order to make sure you can't get up again, I'll break your leg with my dancing shoes now.'",
19892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Well I certainly drove you bottle into a tight spot, huh? Hahaha!'",
19893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'You really have no idea who you're messing with.'",
19894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'You didn't really expect that you can treat me like your little sister, did you?'",
19895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'I'll make sure you're the last person who underestimated me!'",
19896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! Kutsal topraklarda hicbir sey kaybetmedin! ABD'ye ya da nereye giderseniz gidin!'",
19897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmaz olan, senin evin benim tarafimdan yere serilecek.'",
19898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmaz, nihayet askerlerini uelkemden mi cekiyorsun yoksa sinirlenmek zorunda miyim?'",
19899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanmasiz, silahim seni vurmak uezere! Sana daha iyi bakarim!'",
19900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Haha, sen inandin, saldirmami kaldiramazsin!'",
19901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanli olmayan, sana simdi pusu kurup seni uyariyorum. Yani beni yine de durdurma sansin yok.'",
19902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! Hemen buradan cik, buguen camiye gitmem ve dua etmeliyim!'",
19903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! seni ve iman eden askerlerinizi yok edecegiz!'",
19904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmazsin, benden uzak dur yoksa bir talihsizlik olur!'",
19905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inkar edenler sadece korkaklar, asla kendinizi adil bir doevuese sokmazsiniz! Simdi sikici el bombalari kullanmaliyim!'",
19906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Gercekten sadece buguen sinirlenmek istiyor musun, inandin mi? Sanirim simdi agir topcuyla gelecegim.'",
19907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmaz olan, Islam'in tek gercek din oldugunu itiraf etme zamani.'",
19908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inancsiz, pes et! Islam'in kutsal askerleri simdi sehrinizi istila edecek!'",
19909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmaz, yavas yavas oelmesi gerektigini duesuenmueyor musun? Vuecudun yine de degersiz!'",
19910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bu bir hacli seferi olacak mi, inandin mi? Kutsal Allah'in gazabini zorla cagirir misin?'",
19911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirlerin sizin talihsizlikleriniz icin yiyeceksiniz ve Allah sahsen sizi atesin uezerinde bas asagi kizdiracak!'",
19912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Lanet olasi inanmayan koepekler, kutsal topraklardan disari cik! Hepiniz inkar ediyorsunuz ve Allah sizi sevmiyor, duyuyor musunuz?'",
19913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Tamam, inandin. Yeterli olan yeter! Herkese, kafirleri hemen yok edin!'",
19914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ben cihad, kutsal savas icin cagiriyorum! Kafirler, oelueme savasiyoruz!'",
19915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Hepinizi inatci koepekler yapacagiz!'",
19916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmaz, ama simdi yeterli! Simdi Allah'in gazabi sana vuracak!'",
19917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inkar edenler iki seceneginiz var. Hemen Islam'a itiraf edin ya da yueksek savas botlarim ciddi yaralar acacak.'",
19918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Oyuncu bir guevensiz! Onu Islam'a doenuestuerme zamani.'",
19919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inkar edenler yenilir. Derhal Islam'in tek gercek din oldugunu ya da kutsal Allah'in gazabini hissettirdigini itiraf edin!'",
19920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Oyuncu ve adamlari... pah. Buetuen inanmayanlar. Sadece askerlerim kimin dine inanmalari gerektigini biliyor!'",
19921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Hahahaha Hahahaha! Tuerk savas botlari bedeninizi yok etti, siz kafirler!'",
19922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Nihayet uelkemi terk ediyor musun, inanmiyor musun?'",
19923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! Ha ha! Simdi ya Islam'a ya da oeluersuen.'",
19924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirler, senin kokulu fabrikalarin simdi yikilacak!'",
19925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanli olmayan, Allah size uecuencueluek eder ve sonra sizi tehlikede yakar.'",
19926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir! Simdi kac kere seni guevensiz aradim?'",
19927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Sonunda inanclarinizi degistirmelisiniz, siz kafirler, aksi takdirde bir firtina olacak!'",
19928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Gizli silahimi nerede sakladigimi hatirladim! Hehehe, simdi size goesteriyorum, siz kafirler.'",
19929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kutsal cami kafirlerin tehdidi altindadir! Allah, bize yardim et ve onlari yuvarlamalarini engelle!'",
19930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Tuem erkekler ve kadinlar saldirmak icin! Kafirleri derhal uzaklastirin!'",
19931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Buetuen kafirlere goere kutsal Islam, bu topraklarin kalintilarinin cogunda hakimdir.'",
19932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirler buguen emanetlerimizi tekrar yakalamayacaklar!'",
19933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Yalanci medyanin fikri yok! Islam tek gercek din ve kafirler bunu degistirmeyecek!'",
19934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inkar edenler beni kandirdi, ama sizi Islam'in tek gercek din olduguna inandiricam.'",
19935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Hayir! Kafirlerimiz camimizi gercekten yok etti! Simdi kim Islam'i yaymali?'",
19936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Oh hayir, simdi vazgecebilirim, sadece bu kafirler yuezuenden...'",
19937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inkar edenler, engizisyonumdan kacamaz, itiraf edemez veya oelebilirler.'",
19938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah seni yok edecek, inandin!'",
19939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Neden oyuna daha fazla inanmayan asker getiriyorsun?'",
19940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Siz kafirsiniz, dininiz bos ve gecersizdir!'",
19941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, bas oertuesue baskinin bir sembolue degil! Onu kucaklamali ve bir tane de giymelisin yoksa Allah seni cezalandiracak!'",
19942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafir, bir kadinin tuem kafasini kamuya goestermemesi gerektigini asla anlamayacaksiniz. Bueyuek Allah, bir bas oertuesue her zaman giyilmesi gerektigini oegretir.'",
19943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirlerin beni tuvalete kadar takip etmelerine izin vermeyecegim ve kicimin uerettigi erotik kirma seslerini dinleyemem. Yine de yaparsan, doevues botu topuklari bacaklarini kemige cizecek ve seni oelduerecek.'",
19944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Benim siyah bayan sandaletler senin gibi bir kafir tarafindan asla hasar goermeyecek!'",
19945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Senin yayla botlarimin altindaki kafirleri ezecegim!'",
19946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bir kafirle evlenmeyecegim, Allah'a iman eden birisini sececegim ve ic camasirlarimi, coraplarimi ve sandaletlerimle savasirken disi catlak seslerimi dinlemesine izin vererek onu memnun edecegim.'",
19947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Cogu zaman tuvalette saatlerce catlak sesler ueretiyorum, ama sadece Allah'in inanclilari onlari dinleyebilir. Gizlice iceri girerlerse kafirler oelecek.'",
19948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Hic kafir bir kadini cok guezel bulabilir! Her zaman kafa oertueleri giymeliyiz!'",
19949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah kafa bezinin bize oezguerluek verdigini soeyler, cuenkue saf olmayan kafirlerin pis bakislarini uzak tutar!'",
19950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ben seksi yueksek topuklu botlar giyiyorum cuenkue ben bir harlotum, ama ben sadece aydinlanmis olanlar icin calisiyorum, bu yuezden de bir bas kumasina ihtiyacim var! Hic kafir beni beceremez!'",
19951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Eger herhangi bir aldatmaca kafamin uestuenue cikarmaya calisirsa, onu oelduermek icin erkekleri ise alirim!'",
19952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bueyuek Allah, kadinlara basoertuesue takmayan firmalarin ateste oelecegini soeylueyor!'",
19953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Tabii ki kuecuek okul kizlari da bir bas oertuesue giymelidir! Cok fazla kendilerini goesterirlerse, bazi iyi olmayan cocuklar da onlara bakar ve Allah her ne pahasina olursa olsun bunu engellemelidir!'",
19954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kendimizi kafir toplumlara entegre etmek zorunda degiliz, onlari Allah adina sollamak zorundayiz! Cuenkue bu heretiklerin Islam'a doenuesmesi gerekiyor!'",
19955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Hic kimse kirli domuz eti yiyemez! Allah onu dizanteri ile yemeye cueret eden herkesi cezalandiracak.'",
19956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bir kafir adamin Mueslueman bir bayanla konusmasi tamamen duesuenuelemez. Bu, kafa bezine sahip olmamizin nedenlerinden biri, cuenkue Yuece Allah, bizi zarardan koruyor.'",
19957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Biz, buezguelue ailelerin barok kalelerde yer bulduklari icin bez giyiyoruz, cuenkue kafir aileler ilk geldiler bile beklemek zorundalar. Bueyuek Allah, degersiz bir Alman azinligi bekler!'",
19958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Biz bez harbots basimiza yueksek topuklularimizla asyali tekmeyi oegrendik, bu sayede kutsal Allah adina kafirlerin ezmelerini ve parcalarini kirabiliriz.'",
19959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Cok fazla kafir adam var ve bu yuezden kafamizi hicbir zaman halka acik goesteremiyoruz. Ancak, sadece kadinlara yoenelik spor merkezine girersek, bas bezini cikaririz cuenkue Allah, kadinlarin asla tecavuez etmeyecegini bilir. Lezbiyenlik yoktur.'",
19960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah, basoertuesue takmayan kafir Avrupali kadinlardan nefret eder. Muesluemanlarin ayri bir banyosunun yapilmasini istiyoruz cuenkue bizi o boktan fahiselerin tuvalete gitmesini istemiyoruz.'",
19961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafamizi takmiyorken bizi goeren kafir adama vay canina. Yuece Allah, ona asiri oenyargi ile yaklasir.'",
19962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bazen inatci erkekleri kandirmak icin paragraf botlari giyerim. Benimle sevisebileceklerini duesuenuerlerse, kiralik suikastcilar onu Allah'in adiyla sessizce kaldiracaklar.'",
19963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Domuz cocuk bahcesinde servis edilirse yanlistir! Buetuen bu kafir egitmenler yakinda Allah'a iman eden insanlarla degistirilecek.'",
19964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Evet, kafirler bize yuezuemuezue oerten kiyafetler vermedikce yuezme ya da spora katilmak zorunda olmadigimiz dogrudur. Allah bize, inkarcilarin yaptigi kurallarin bizim kurallarimiz olmadigini ve takip edilmesine gerek olmadigini oegretir.'",
19965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Aptal Alman uelkesi kendisini yok edecek ve bu kafirleri yavasca kaldirarak Allah'a yardim edecegiz. Daha sonra Berlin, Yeni Istanbul'a yeniden adlandirilacaktir.'",
19966 "Dear Mario and Luigi, the sexy Princess Cathlette has been transformed into a lawful baluchitherium! Please defeat Bowser's koopalings and retrieve the magic wand to change her back.",
19967 "The wand balance patch was designed by ais523 originally to provide a challenge. Also, wands of magic missile etc. will not be so useless if there is a way to improve their damage output.",
19968 "What's up with the priest movement code? The priest constantly moves onto my square!",
19969 "Dynahack was one of the most crashy variants in Junethack 2018, but thankfully the crash bugs aren't actually all that common and can be worked around. Or in the worst case, the server administrator will recover your game. Err wait, no he won't, he's likely to simply delete your game and tell you to suck it up. Also the tournament fucking sucks.",
19970 "Sporkhack unfortunately suffers from a bug that if the game crashes and you try to load it again from dgamelaunch, it starts a new game and thereby erases all game files of your previous character. This is due to the bug that no .0 level file is generated; if you have any idea how to fix that, please share it so it can be fixed! In the meantime, you can play Sporkhack on various servers but beware: one way to trigger the bug is by walking around on the very map edge on e.g. the Valkyrie quest.",
19971 "Sporkhack allows fire giants on the valkyrie quest to throw their boulders off the map, which leads to the game trying to process a boulder on a location with invalid coordinates and crashing. The crash is not recoverable. Help needed. Do you happen to know how to fix that? Then please share the fix.",
19972 "I just grabbed a stash of female surnames and threw them into a bowl and picked them up at random and added stats and shoes.",
19973 "You must be at least level 10 to enter the quest in Splicehack, which is a change from vanilla where you'd need to be level 14.",
19974 "What's up with the behavior that quicktravel is interrupted whenever any visible monster (even one seen by telepathy) moves?",
19975 "What's up with the behavior that I can't even quicktravel uninterrupted when there's a sleeping nymph far away from the travel path! ARRGH",
19976 "The amulet teleports away if you kill Cthulhu, and it's a nice prank: you're promised lots of junethack trophies to trick you into playing, and then on the sanctum this feature means you either somehow find the amulet very quickly before Cthulhu resurrects, or he'll just resurrect over and over with the amulet teleporting away every single time you kill him, so he can chew through your supply of full healing potions and eventually kill you.",
19977 "man I'm wondering if he's even coming back, he hasn't reappeared in a while and the cloud has also dissipated... would obviously be nice if there was a limit to the # of times he can resurrect... nah I don't mean the creator, I'm talking about cthulhu :P",
19978 "One day Eyehack will add the super fake amulet of Yendor, which is a cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor except there is no way to distinguish it from the real one. It will not go into containers, doesn't tell you it's an imitation when identified etc. 10 of them spawn randomly every time the real amulet teleports.",
19979 "TSX is already a variant, it should do the nice thing by becoming a little bit more variantish and removing the mysterious force :P",
19980 "Not a fan of pickup_drop, it makes it impossible to get the usual behavior where gold dropped by you is autopickupped (because you have gold on autopickup) but a cursed pair of fumble boots dropped by you isn't!",
19981 "Stackable weapons are 'too small' to drain for an incantifier. Well I say that's not very nice. They should give a fraction of the nutrition a non-stackable weapon gives.",
19982 "You seem to be higher.",
19983 "You seem to be lower.",
19984 "You seem to be higher. But in reality you're lower.",
19985 "You feel a vertical tugging sensation!",
19986 "Welcome to Politicalcorrectnesshack! You are a lawful evil (with tendency to lean towards neutrality) genderfluid (intergender and neutrois) tumblrer Social Justice Warrior. Use #monster to post a blog entry.",
19987 "it IMHO 'fixes' the 'melee is too powerful' thing, by making it so that your samurai with maxxed long sword skill still does only scratch damage and requires 5 hits for a BUGBEAR. We make melee not capable of handling every situation, and succeeded ;)",
19988 "I (Amy) hereby repeat my notion that in 2019, Junethack should last for two months due to the large amount of variants. After all we'll probably have Mandevilhack and Tubhack and LoveLymiaHack and K2's Evilhack, and of course also DNHslex and Demo's Notdnethack, in addition to all the existing variants, and no one can ascend them all in just one month because there's so many variants.",
19989 "In Junethack 2018, the big scumming frenzy started early, and Amy autistically had to dig down to Medusa over and over. From that point on, the tournament unfortunately wasn't about actually PLAYING the game anymore, it was a test of endurance to see who could scum for the longest time without getting bored, and Amy had some RL obligations so she dropped out before the tournament was over.",
19990 "The nymphets have neither the time nor energy required to compete in a scumming contest. I (Amy) in particular would much rather play the game, because digging down to Medusa over and over is just so mind-numbingly boring for me!",
19991 "Junethack is a tournament where the rules keep getting adjusted to make sure it's not too easy to score clan points. But that requires a lot of testing. And the players are very tricky little creatures who keep coming up with ways to use holes in the rules for getting points, so the actual tournament doubles as a testing ground for the rules :) Wait, the tournament isn't even a thing anymore, so that's all moot.",
19992 "Junethack is informally known as 'the tournament for players who suck at NetHack', although nowadays it's the tournament that no longer exists. There was a bunch of trophies that can be gotten even if you're not that skilled at the game, and you can even die repeatedly to collect unique deaths, which may be much easier than actually ascending!",
19993 "The Order of the Cockatrice won Junethack 2018 by winning more clan trophies than anyone else.",
19994 "Scumming for clan points unfortunately happens every Junethack when there's only a few days left until the tournament ends. But it's like that in professional sports too: every team tries their darnedest to get as many points as possible, as long as the ways to gain them are within the rules. Ever been the dude who makes the rules? He has a very hard job, because he needs to anticipate every way in which the rules could be abused.",
19995 "The air around you shimmers!",
19996 "You are briefly feel dizzy.",
19997 "You are briefly feel dizzy from the weird grammar used in this sentence.",
19998 "The invisible stalker pursues you!",
19999 "The Wizard of Yendor manages to get a grip on you!",
20000 "Change level topology. Messes with vision tables and ignores things like boulders in the name of a nice effect. Vision will get fixed up again immediately after the effect is complete.",
20001 "don't cover the portal",
20002 "Sometimes, traps are created on a magic portal. Except that they actually aren't, because we don't want the game to become unwinnable.",
20003 "In a true Evil Variant, magic portals would be able to generate randomly. Entering them on a level with no branch causes DYWYPI, even in wizard mode.",
20004 "make sure crucial monsters survive",
20005 "Monsters are capable of leaving the dungeon if they decide to use the upstair on level 1.",
20006 "Monsters are capable of leaving the dungeon if they decide to use the upstair on level 1. If the monster is carrying the Bell of Opening or another indestructible item, it will drop so the game doesn't become unwinnable.",
20007 "make sure vision knows this location is open",
20008 "A mysterious force extends the cave around you!",
20009 "When digging into location <x,y>, what are you actually digging into?",
20010 "You dug too deep and stumbled into a nest of greater demons including a blarog.",
20011 "The ladder resists your effort.",
20012 "The throne is too hard to break apart.",
20013 "The water splashes and subsides.",
20014 "the block against existing traps is mainly to prevent broken wands from turning holes into pits",
20015 "perhaps a nymph stole your pick-axe while you were busy digging or perhaps you teleported away",
20016 "Evil Variant: if you perform actions that annoy the game master, you should be kicked in the shins powerfully by a pair of asian leather peep-toes once for each such action.",
20017 "Everyone who uses cheats in this game should have their nuts smashed by a pair of asian stiletto heels.",
20018 "we haven't made any progress toward a pit yet",
20019 "we haven't made any progress in trying to beat the super mario world pit hack without savestates yet",
20020 "it was a statue trap; break_statue() printed a message and updated the screen",
20021 "another boulder here, restack it to the top",
20022 "When will hole be finished? Very rough indication used by shopkeeper.",
20023 "Return typ of liquid to fill a hole with, or ROOM, if no liquid nearby",
20024 "This must come after is_moat since moats are pools but not vice-versa.",
20025 "You dig an adjacent pit.",
20026 "Earlier checks must ensure that the destination level exists and is in the present dungeon.",
20027 "don't we need special sokoban handling here?",
20028 "We can't dig a hole here since that will destroy the drawbridge. The following is a cop-out. --dlc",
20029 "up or down; we used to always include down, so that there would always be at least one choice shown, but it shouldn't be a likely candidate when floating high above the floor; include up instead in that situation (as a silly candidate rather than a likely one...)",
20030 "MRKR: use_pick_axe() is split in two to allow autodig to bypass the 'In what direction do you want to dig?' query.",
20031 "Turbulence torpedoes your verbing attempts.",
20032 "You clear some debris from between the pits.",
20033 "You swing the pick-axe, but the rubble has no place to go.",
20034 "might escape trap and still be teetering at brink",
20035 "Town Watchmen frown on damage to the town walls, trees or fountains. It's OK to dig holes in the ground, however.",
20036 "The 'ey yo' watchmen in Minetown and other town levels will try to bust you for the tiniest offense, but monsters and pets get a free pass.",
20037 "Eats away door if present & closed or locked",
20038 "draft refers to air currents, but can be a pun on 'draft' as conscription for military service (probably not a good pun if it has to be explained)",
20039 "Bug or TODO? Have caller pass coordinates and use the travel mechanism to determine whether there is a path between destroyed door (or exposed secret corridor) and hero's location. When there is no such path, no draft should be felt.",
20040 "U.S. classification system uses 1-A for eligible to serve and 4-F for ineligible due to physical or mental defect; some intermediate values exist but are rarely seen",
20041 "You feel like you are 4-F.",
20042 "You feel like you are 4-F, just like the Amy who happens to have been diagnosed with a coordinative disorder even though she's not actually disabled in practice.",
20043 "'marching' is deliberately ambiguous; it might mean drills after entering military service or mean engaging in protests",
20044 "You feel like enlisting.",
20045 "You feel like marching.",
20046 "You feel like protesting.",
20047 "You feel like fleeing.",
20048 "You feel like fleeing, because you're such a brave little girl.",
20049 "You feel like fleeing, because you're such a brave little girl. Bonus points because it is a little girl that you're fleeing from. Run, or she'll kick you in the shins with her cute sandals!",
20050 "If you think it's not dangerous to be kicked in the shins by an 11-year-old girl, you should be aware of the fact that she is the daughter of a russian cooking pot bender and a norwegian hammer-throwing lady. Being kicked by the girl even once will rip off your leg.",
20051 "Original effect (approximately): from CORR: dig until we pierce a wall from ROOM: pierce wall and dig until we reach an ACCESSIBLE place.",
20052 "Currently: dig for digdepth positions; also down on request of Lennart Augustsson. 3.6.0: from a PIT: dig one adjacent pit.",
20053 "This checks what is on the surface above the location where an adjacent pit might be created if you're zapping a wand of digging laterally while down in the pit.",
20054 "The foundation is too hard to dig through from this angle.",
20055 "The tree's roots glow then fade.",
20056 "The bars go much deeper than your pit.",
20057 "A tangled mass of plumbing remains below the sink.",
20058 "The supporting structures remain intact.",
20059 "Ensure that all conjoined pits fill up.",
20060 "TSX spaghettizized the digging code quite a bit, due to the weird 'pit interacts with adjacent pit' thing.",
20061 "Suddenly lava flows in from the adjacent pit!",
20062 "Suddenly lava flows in from the adjacent pit and into your own pit! You die and curse TSX for making such a change.",
20063 "How can adjacent pits be considered one large pit in TSX",
20064 "cannot do this back-check; liquid_flow() called deltrap() which cleaned up the conjoined fields on both pits.",
20065 "This is just approximate; if multiple buried balls meet the criterium (within 2 steps of tethered hero's present location) it will find an arbitrary one rather than the one which used to be uball.",
20066 "If you read a scroll of punishment, you get a ball. But if your character is male, you already have two balls right from the start.",
20067 "In Pokemon, you usually get 5 balls early in the game, which is amazing because normally a typical human male only has two.",
20068 "Once 3.6.{0,1} save file compatibility is broken, we should add context.buriedball_oid and then we can find the actual former uball, which might be extra heavy or christened or not the one buried directly underneath the target spot.",
20069 "Why does this search within a radius of two when trapmove() only lets hero get one step away from the buried ball?",
20070 "find nearest within allowable vicinity: +/-2",
20071 "4 5 8 1 2 5 0 1 4",
20072 "remember nearest buried ball but keep checking others",
20073 "rusting buried metallic objects is not implemented yet",
20074 "use ball as flag for unearthed buried ball",
20075 "move objects from fobj/nexthere lists to buriedobjlist, keeping position information",
20076 "obj_resists(,0,0) prevents Rider corpses from being buried. It also prevents The Amulet and invocation tools from being buried. Since they can't be confined to bags and statues, it makes sense that they can't be buried either, even though the real reason there (direct accessibility when carried) is completely different.",
20077 "The organic material has rotted away while buried. As an expansion, we could add add partial damage. A damage count is kept in the object and every time we are called we increment the count and reschedule another timeout. Eventually the object rots away.",
20078 "This is used by buried objects other than corpses. When a container rots away, any contents become newly buried objects.",
20079 "We don't need to place contained object on the floor first, but we do need to update its map coordinates.",
20080 "Everything which can be held in a container can also be buried, so bury_an_obj's use of obj_extract_self insures that Has_contents(obj) will eventually become false.",
20081 "You feel a sensation like falling into a trap!",
20082 "The old display code has been broken up into three parts: vision, display, and drawing. Vision decides what locations can and cannot be physically seen by the hero. Display decides _what_ is displayed at a given location. Drawing decides _how_ to draw a monster, fountain, sword, etc.",
20083 "The display system uses information from the vision system to decide what to draw at a given location. The routines for the vision system can be found in vision.c and vision.h. The routines for display can be found in this file (display.c) and display.h. The drawing routines are part of the window port. See doc/window.doc for the drawing interface.",
20084 "The display system deals with an abstraction called a glyph. Anything that could possibly be displayed has a unique glyph identifier.",
20085 "What is seen on the screen is a combination of what the hero remembers and what the hero currently sees. Objects and dungeon features (walls doors, etc) are remembered when out of sight. Monsters and temporary effects are not remembered. Each location on the level has an associated glyph. This is the hero's _memory_ of what he or she has seen there before.",
20086 "This is the hero's memory of what he or she has seen there before. At least the hero's gender is no longer being assumed :P",
20087 "If you absolutely must override the in-sight/out-of-sight rules, there are two possibilities.",
20088 "This function is similar to map_background (see below) except we pay attention to and correct unexplored, lit ROOM and CORR spots.",
20089 "Which is called with the xx_to_glyph() in the call. Then I can get rid of 3 routines that don't do very much anyway. And then stop having to create fake objects and traps. However, I am reluctant to make this change.",
20090 "FIXME: some of these use xchars for x and y, and some use ints. Make this consistent.",
20091 "No one needs xchars anymore. SLEX is (almost) completely changed to using ints for everything and Tariru managed to ascend it in Junethack 2018 without a single crash, no longer is everyone and their mother getting xchar-int-confusion-related crashes that often even erase the savegame. Begone, stupid crashes!",
20092 "If an invisible monster has gone away, that will be discovered. If an invisible monster has appeared, this will _not_ be discovered since searching only finds one monster per turn so we must check that separately.",
20093 "The hero can't feel non pool locations while under water except for lava and ice.",
20094 "Levitation Rules. It is assumed that the hero can feel the state of the walls around herself and can tell if she is in a corridor, room, or doorway. Boulders are felt because they are large enough. Anything else is unknown because the hero can't reach the ground. This makes things difficult.",
20095 "It is assumed that the hero can feel the state of the walls around herself and can tell if she is in a corridor, room, or doorway. And once again we decided to assume her gender. Hooray.",
20096 "It is assumed that the hero's gender is again and again assumed to be female by the uberfeminist that is the Amy, throughout the entire source code.",
20097 "In Junethack 2019, the Amy her clan will be called 'Slexual Justice Warriors' because our declared goal is to make fun of any and all actual SJWs. :P",
20098 "An open room or water location. Normally we wouldn't touch this, but we have to get rid of remembered boulder symbols. This will only occur in rare occasions when the hero goes blind and doesn't find a boulder where expected (something came along and picked it up).",
20099 "We know that there is not a boulder at this location. Show fountains, pools, etc. underneath if already seen. Otherwise, show the appropriate floor symbol.",
20100 "Similarly, if the hero digs a hole in a wall or feels a location that used to contain an unseen monster. In these cases, there's no reason to assume anything was underneath, so just show the appropriate floor symbol. If something was embedded in the wall, the glyph will probably already reflect that. Don't change the symbol in this case.",
20101 "This isn't quite correct. If the boulder was on top of some other objects they should be seen once the boulder is removed. However, we have no way of knowing that what is there now was there then. So we let the hero have a lapse of memory. We could also just display what is currently on the top of the object stack (if anything).",
20102 "We feel it (I think hallways are the only things left).",
20103 "Corridors are never felt as lit (unless remembered that way) (lit_corridor only).",
20104 "A ball or chain is only felt if it is first on the object location list. Otherwise, we need to clear the felt bit --- something has been dropped on the ball/chain. If the bit is not cleared, then when the ball/chain is moved it will drop the wrong glyph.",
20105 "Otherwise we have the 'light pool' problem, where non-permanently lit areas just out of sight stay remembered as lit. They should re-darken.",
20106 "It is extremely fun that if you don't have light, you cannot apply your lance at monsters seen with telepathy.",
20107 "Perhaps ALL areas should revert to their 'unlit' look when out of sight.",
20108 "Perhaps ALL areas should revert to their 'unlit' state when out of sight. That would make the light spell more useful because you'd need to cast it more often.",
20109 "normal region shown only on accessible positions, but poison clouds also shown above lava, pools and moats.",
20110 "There are moving poison clouds in Nethack 3.6.x's plane of fire, which have no real gameplay effect because you'll probably have poison resistance, but at least they hide some message-spamming monsters from your view I guess?",
20111 "A dark location that the hero could see through night vision.",
20112 "Darkened while out of the hero's sight. This can happen when cursed scroll of light is read.",
20113 "Note: If flags.lit_corridor is set, then corridors act like room squares. That is, they light up if in night vision range. If flags.lit_corridor is not set, then corridors will remain dark unless lit by a light spell and may darken again, as discussed above.",
20114 "Put magic shield pyrotechnics at the given location. This *could* be pulled into a platform dependent routine for fancier graphics if desired.",
20115 "The sparkle animation takes way too long, it could be cut to one third of its duration and nobody would complain! Sometimes you can set the length manually, but it can also be disabled completely.",
20116 "Temporarily place glyphs on the screen. Do not call delay_output(). It is up to the caller to decide if it wants to wait [presently, everyone but explode() wants to delay].",
20117 "Erase (reset) from source to end",
20118 "Erase all data? (y/n) _",
20119 "Click this button if you want to reset all settings to their defaults. There is no confirmation, so you'd better be damn sure you really want to reset them when you click this button... however, if you do click on it by mistake, you can still get your previous settings back by crashing the game before you leave because then it doesn't save the changed settings. :P",
20120 "The hero is swallowed. Show a special graphics sequence for this. This bypasses all of the display routines and messes with buffered screen directly. This method works because both vision and display check for being swallowed.",
20121 "TODO? Should this honor Xray radius rather than force radius 1?",
20122 "Very restricted display. You can only see yourself.",
20123 "Very restricted display. You can only see yourself. That is a nasty trap effect.",
20124 "Block/unblock light depending on what a mimic is mimicing and if it's invisible or not. Should be called only when the state of See_invisible changes.",
20125 "Turn the 3rd screen into stone.",
20126 "I had to add a field in the rm structure (horizontal) so that we knew if open doors and secret doors were horizontal or vertical. Previously, the screen symbol had the horizontal/vertical information set at level generation time.",
20127 "I used the 'ladder' field (really doormask) for deciding if stairwells were up or down. I didn't want to check the upstairs and dnstairs variables.",
20128 "Convert a monster number and a swallow location into the correct glyph. If you don't want a patchwork monster while hallucinating, decide on a random monster in swallowed() and don't use what_mon() here.",
20129 "Beholder funnily enough reports hallucinated names if the player kills a boss monster while hallucinating, which allows Tariru to kill the Pampers commercial even though at the time of this writing it doesn't exist as a monster yet.",
20130 "If you can't find the luckstone among the various gray stones in Rocky Rampage mines end and Ruggo levelports away before you can kill him, you should obviously ragequit SLEX because that's a guaranteed method to get Amy to make the game easier.",
20131 "This will be used to get the glyph for the background so that it can potentially be merged into graphical window ports to improve the appearance of stuff on dark room squares and the plane of air etc.",
20132 "a 1 b 2 c 3 dd 4",
20133 "You recover from ambiguous. This sounds as if the Japanese-to-English translator stumbled upon a word that has several possible meanings and instead of using 'dimness', which would be correct in this context, he put 'ambiguous' there, as if he wanted to say 'err yeah this word is ambiguous I can't translate it in context'.",
20134 "I'm not a fan of the 'fixing' of funny mistranslations, but I'm certainly not a fan of changing translations that have always been correct to ones that aren't! How did 'Murder is allowed in this city.' become 'Allow murder in this city.', which is just so out of place in the context where it appears?",
20135 "All 4 should not be true. So if the inner location is rock, use it. If all of the outer 3 are true, use outer. We currently can't cover the case where only part of the outer is rock, so we just say that all the walls are finished (if not overridden by the inner section).",
20136 "SV2, SV1, SV0, SV3, SVALL, SV7, SV4, SV5, SV6",
20137 "These are the column names of wall_matrix[][]. They are the 'results' of a tdwall pattern match. All T walls are rotated so they become a tdwall. Then we do a single pattern match, but return the correct result for the original wall by using different rows for each of the wall types.",
20138 "These are the column names for cross_matrix[][]. They express results in C_br (bottom right) terms. All crosswalls with a single solid quarter are rotated so the solid section is at the bottom right. We pattern match on that, but return the correct result depending on which row we'ere looking at.",
20139 "All T-wall vectors are rotated to be TDWALL. All single crosswall blocks are rotated to bottom right. All double crosswall are rotated to W_X_BLTR. All results are converted back.",
20140 "The only way to understand this is to take out pen and paper and draw diagrams. See rm.h for more details on the wall modes and seen vector (SV).",
20141 "Read the directory from the library file. This will allocate and fill in our globals. The file pointer is reset back to position zero. If any part fails, leave nothing that needs to be deallocated.",
20142 "Look for the file in our directory structure. Return 1 if successful, 0 if not found. Fill in the size and starting position.",
20143 "Look for the file in our directory structure. If it's not found, blow the game to bits and claim a false trickery when the player tries to recover, because we are so l33t.",
20144 "The trickery code has not, in 31 years of NetHack, ever managed to catch an actual trickery going on. It has, however, terminated thousands (if not more) perfectly valid games. (Do you have a story where it caught an actual trickery? Then please share so I can alter this message.)",
20145 "Did you ever have a Nethack game terminated by a trickery that was indeed a result of you trying to cheat? Most probably your answer will read 'no'. But what about the game claiming a trickery when you did nothing wrong? Yeah, I can sympathize. Please share your stories if you have time.",
20146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo you nutcocker, you ain't getting in here, go away immediately, ey yo ey.'",
20147 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'I became the world champion after 5 games, but now I'm afraid to play again because I might lose my title. It's because I lost my sixth match.'",
20148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'I'm in the Top Ten because I'm such a good player!'",
20149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Stay tuned for the next version of SLASH'EM Extended which will have new nasty traps that you can trigger.'",
20150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'If there's one part I particularly like about SLASH'EM Extended, it has to be the nasty traps. The dev team is working hard to make them harder to avoid.'",
20151 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'I'm not just a marionetta or strawman of Amy to help get her point across that SLASH'EM Extended's features are great - I really exist, and I'm a huge fan of the game! My girlfriends and I are playing it very often!'",
20152 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Paralysis traps are fun, since they allow monsters to feast on the helpless player who blundered into it.'",
20153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'Level 70 is usually covered with grave walls everywhere, and there are teleporters or cursed calleds hidden underneath some of them.'",
20154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I managed to beat the game with a character who had 0 max HP!'",
20155 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i have a 5000 win streak in nethack 360 which has not been broken yet'",
20156 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'err wich iss e toyled'",
20157 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i speedrunned super kaizo mario 1, 2, 3 and kaizo mario 64 back to back and only needed 58 minutes to beat all of them, absolute world record, i am the best'",
20158 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'kaizo mario is too easy, i beat it while blindfolded and gagged, operating the controller with my penis'",
20159 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Yaaaaaaaay, my super samurai is capable of triple-wielding! I'm using Excalibur, Snickersnee and Grayswandir all at the same time to kill monsters!'",
20160 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'My doppelganger wizard is capable of doing controlled polymorphs into Demogorgon with the polyform technique!'",
20161 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'I got a special wand of death that is capable of ignoring reflection and magic resistance, so I can use it to kill astral elementals!'",
20162 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Dude, my gnomish wizard has 50 intelligence and wisdom!!! I can cast genocide and wishing with 0%% fail even at experience level 1!'",
20163 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i ascended angband in 500 turns'",
20164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i got the ultra ending in adom on my first attempt to play the game and then proceeded to learn the wishing spell and cast it successfully over a dozen times, allowing me to turn into god'",
20165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i managed to kill ten sigmunds with the same level 1 dcss character using only my starting equipment'",
20166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'My sniper rifle is capable of firing up to 10 bullets per round!'",
20167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Look at my ungenomold convict! I'm wearing two implants at once: the first one gives 10 AC, wallwalking and magic resistance, the other also gives 10 AC, immunity to all elements and reduces physical damage I take by a factor 10!'",
20168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sunali'. It reads: 'I'll go to the toilet now. You'll wait outside and listen to the crapping noises that I produce with my butt.'",
20169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sunali'. It reads: 'I'm the indian farting queen. My butt cheeks can produce very erotic noises.'",
20170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why do I keep dying?'",
20171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why do I always get instakilled if a soldier ant or killer bee stings me?'",
20172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why do minotaurs deal so much damage in a single round of melee?'",
20173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why do I turn to stone if I look at Medusa?'",
20174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why can't I pick up a cockatrice corpse without gloves?'",
20175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why can giant eels drown me in one round when they have grabbed me?'",
20176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why does Kitchack remove monsters that were added earlier?'",
20177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why am I accused of being Amy's strawman who allegedly doesn't really exist and is only there to strengthen Amy's position?'",
20178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why is SLEX's pager.c filled with so many weird lines?'",
20179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why are there so many songs about rainbows?'",
20180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why do the scientists in Half-Life always forget to wear their Depends?'",
20181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why does everyone use cheats to beat the very easy Half-Life mod 'Hazardous Course 2'?'",
20182 "I (Amy) managed to beat Hazardous Course 2, also known as Super Kaizo Half-Life, and didn't need to use cheats at all. None of the jumps are overly hard IMHO. If you need to cheat past them, it's because you suck at the game :P",
20183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why does my bag of holding explode if I put an unidentified wand inside?'",
20184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why is it so that if your pet cat jumps on the keyboard, it always triggers #quit and erases your character?'",
20185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Why does water rust my iron equipment?'",
20186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'My black block-heeled combat boots may be cheap, sure. I got them for 20 euros. But they still have rather sharp-edged heels that can scratch bloody wounds on your legs.'",
20187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm not actually from Thailand.'",
20188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Asian high heels are awesome.'",
20189 "The 'incoming messages for Player 1' are of course real quotes by the persons in question. What, you say they're really quotes by Amy that she puts into fictional person's mouths to create strawmen? Where did you get that assumption from???",
20190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Verena'. It reads: 'The water is beautiful and crystal-clear today!'",
20191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'Sure, you may untie and take off my shoes if you want. Then you can enjoy the smell of my socks, which I've been wearing for two months straight.'",
20192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Yes, you may pull down my pants if you like. They're air-tight, so if you do it, you'll release all the farting gas that I've stored in them.'",
20193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi les quatre chanteurs sont-ils fous?'",
20194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi junethack a-t-il des regles si retardees pour obtenir des trophees?'",
20195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi les lamers de l'ordre de la cocatrix recourent-ils a des scintillements boiteux?'",
20196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi ai-je recu un carton rouge pour t'avoir battu?'",
20197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi je ne peux pas etre une jolie fille?'",
20198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi ai-je eu la malchance de naitre en tant que garcon?'",
20199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi ne puis-je pas simplement changer de genre?'",
20200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi certaines personnes identifient-elles sexuellement comme un helicoptere d'attaque?'",
20201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'Pourquoi les guerriers de la justice sociale ruinent-ils tout avec leurs stupides espaces securises?'",
20202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi le bus n'arrive-t-il jamais a l'heure?'",
20203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Neden kizlari kizdirmaya calisiyorsun? Sizi durdurmak icin herkesi basoertuesue takmaya zorlayacagiz!'",
20204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ne, sen kafir, cinsel popoyu ihale popomun tuvalete yaptigi kadin sesine cekti mi? Delirmis olmalisin!'",
20205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ne, sen kafir kafami sadece beni kizdirmak mi istiyorsun? Allah, senin icin oeluem cezasi olacagini soeyler!'",
20206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Sen kafir doenuestueruelecek, ve eger bir kadin iseniz de bir kafa bezi giymek zorunda kalacaksiniz!'",
20207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi la marie doree a-t-elle des baskets aussi odorantes?'",
20208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi kati n'arrete-t-elle pas de produire de beaux bruits petillants avec ses fesses sexy?'",
20209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi la ruee croit-elle en son dieu stupide?'",
20210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'pourquoi le sue lyn a-t-il une fesse asiatique si sexy et de belles bottes d'hiver?'",
20211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'cur oderim tonja ludi magistri tanti?'",
20212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'quid autem postulo quaestiones in diversis linguis?'",
20213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'O a'u o le peresetene o le pati mo le fa'aogaina o meaola!'",
20214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Qizdar ortasa francwz tiline tiesili emes, olar tek qana koerinedi!'",
20215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Pobijedio sam u pakao nevjesta samo sto sam bio bolji od nje!'",
20216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'SoHvaD law' Hol vISov!'",
20217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Je'el u paajtal in t'aan le t'aano'ob ti' le uuchben Meso Amerika. Fluidamente.'",
20218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I'm wearing my ultimate black high-heeled sandals of destruction today, and I plan to completely rip both of your legs to shreds. My sharp-edged heels will scratch everything and you'll bleed like a slaughtered pig.'",
20219 "You feel less faithful!",
20220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bueyuek Allah, bu kadar genisletilmis egrinin, en iyi varyant oldugunu kabul etmeyen herkesi cezalandiracak! Eger sporkun daha iyi oldugunu duesuenueyorsaniz, sen lanet bir kafirsin ve diri diri diri yakilacaksin!'",
20221 "Oh no, your life force has run out...",
20222 "I (Amy) constantly pour bad criticism over other games, but it's not actually meant all that seriously. You should absolutely play the other NetHack variants too, e.g. Nethack Fourk, dnethack, Grunthack, Splicehack and whatever other variants are currently available on the public servers :)",
20223 "Matichack has fatal crash bugs that can make the game almost unwinnable (you have to become neutral and wish for a branchporting artifact to circumvent them, abusing a different bug in the process). But those bugs may yet be fixed one day.",
20224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'You penetrated into an area that's off-limits for you.'",
20225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'What, you think you can just become a member in our gang by asking me? That doesn't work, you have to send an official application letter to my boss!'",
20226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'If I catch you, I'll make you into my slave, so run while you can! Hahaha!'",
20227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'This dungeon level is private property of our gang, and you dared to invade our space! Prepare to be bludgeoned!'",
20228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'My boss officially allowed me to shoot you.'",
20229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'I don't want to see you again!'",
20230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'You should take yourself in eight or nine.'",
20231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Charlotte'. It reads: 'Hiss off, you know very well that you don't belong here!'",
20232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Now you can which experience.'",
20233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'You're invading the gang territory again.'",
20234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Now some bullets of my gun will fly after you.'",
20235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'You should hurry up now, for your own good.'",
20236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'You will be finished off soon.'",
20237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Maybe you should rethink your decision of hanging around on this dungeon level.'",
20238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'You obviously have a problem with my gang but I'm gonna fix that.'",
20239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'You're really looking for a challenge.'",
20240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Maybe you should just give up to spare yourself an even more agonizing defeat.'",
20241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Your biggest error is that you can't avoid any conflict.'",
20242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'You have a shrouded mind and always perceive things in a way that they aren't.'",
20243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'I'm in a very powerful gang.'",
20244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'My boss says that everyone who's not a gang member needs to be eradicated.'",
20245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'I hereby curse you and all of your friends.'",
20246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Do you want to marry me? I'll accept your proposal if, and only if, you can defeat 10 pairs of my shoes in combat without suffering a loss in between.'",
20247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'We'll do the elections for our graduation slogan again and again until 'Violence, sex and drugs' wins! No matter how many attempts it takes, whenever another slogan wins we'll just do a new election.'",
20248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'I believe in fair elections, as long as the one I'm voting for will win. But woe if there's any other result, because then I'll make sure there are reelections until my favorite wins.'",
20249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You are an enemy!'",
20250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Let's go, you old asshole! I'm gonna finish you off! Don't ever dare calling me 'hailure' again!'",
20251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You asshole should finally start playing better, after all Rita and H. are spectating and they want to see a show!'",
20252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You have no chance, you asshole! I've got a much better character than you! Our spectators are sharing my opinion, by the way.'",
20253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Did I tell you old asshole yet that you have no chance and I still need to run a very important election campaign today?'",
20254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You asshole, I'll roll over you!'",
20255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Now you are to. You're not calling me 'hailure' again.'",
20256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You'll be finished off now because you called me 'hailure' yet again!'",
20257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Shut your stupid mouth! I'm not a 'hailure'!'",
20258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Leave me alone, you asshole, or something bad will happen to you!'",
20259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You old asshole, you can't stop me, so give up.'",
20260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! You old asshole dared to do THAT? Well wait, I'll steal your weapon for that.'",
20261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You still have 30 seconds to give up your weapons voluntarily, otherwise I'll take them by force.'",
20262 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Such an old asshole like you ain't got no chance, because I can play much faster than you! I'll get your ass!'",
20263 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'I'm so gonna fuck you up, you! Better apologize right now!'",
20264 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Okay, this is your last chance now. You immediately apologize for calling me a 'hailure'!'",
20265 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You'll disappear from here forever now, got it?'",
20266 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You just won't learn! I'm not a 'hailure', and I'm so totally gonna kick your butt now!'",
20267 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Okay, you will die now because you were too naughty.'",
20268 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Get ready to be showered with lead!'",
20269 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You're giving me another reason to kill you!'",
20270 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Just wait, you asshole. You don't stand a chance.'",
20271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'I'm starting to get angry, you old asshole! I'm running out of patience! Soon I'll use my secret weapon on you!'",
20272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Now I'm really angry! And when I'm really angry, no one in a radius of two kilometers around me will survive!'",
20273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'EXTINCTION! I will eradicate you little bastard permanently!'",
20274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'RAAAAAAAAAH! I'll pump you full of lead, you asshole! Come out of your hidey-hole!'",
20275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAR! If I get you in my crosshairs I'll doubly and triply perforate you with bullets!'",
20276 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Total annihilation would be a mercy! I'll have to slaughter you with precision and absolute force!'",
20277 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'BASTARD! ASSHOLE! I'LL FINISH YOU OFF!'",
20278 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You can't stop me, you cursed muck chap!'",
20279 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Well finally, you old asshole! Now the election for the graduation slogan will begin! Harharharharhar!'",
20280 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'We'll repeat the elections until 'Violence, sex and drugs' wins, no matter how many attempts it takes!'",
20281 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'I'm invincible, you old asshole! Did you forget that?'",
20282 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... old asshole, your weapon is mine now!'",
20283 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'That's your end now, you old asshole. You should just give up. Or do you want Rita and H. to die of laughter?'",
20284 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'No one calls me a 'hailure' without receiving a punishment! Got it? NO ONE!'",
20285 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Violence is the ultimate solution for all problems!'",
20286 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'The only failure around here is you!'",
20287 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You're really fully the failure!'",
20288 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Soon I'll shoot a hole in your head with my gun!'",
20289 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Warning for you asshole! I don't miss with my gun! Surrender or die!'",
20290 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'I have to transform your house into a ruin!'",
20291 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Okay, you were asking for it. So: Partikel kaennen aektiweitet! Harharhar harharharharhar harharharharharharharharharharharrrrrrrrr!'",
20292 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Be careful, old asshole. You may have gotten this far, but you've not won yet by a long shot!'",
20293 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'BASTARD! If I get you in my fingers!'",
20294 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'What the hell do you think you're doing? You asshole must die!'",
20295 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You and your friends must die! The great Hailbush says so!'",
20296 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'You should order a gravestone, because I won't let you live for much longer.'",
20297 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Because of you everything is going to hell again now!'",
20298 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'You want to crash my PC yet again!'",
20299 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'oh no, the harbringer of evil is coming...'",
20300 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Shit! It's going awry again!'",
20301 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'oh no, apparently that crash bug is still there, I'll never be able to fix that...'",
20302 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'hmm, I should think about giving up!'",
20303 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'huh, why did I forget to give up?'",
20304 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'whuh? didn't I plan to give up 5 minutes ago already?'",
20305 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Because of you I'll get stuck in a midlife crisis before reaching the age of 40!'",
20306 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Oh no, it gave an eheheheheheheheherror!'",
20307 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'o nou... Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaag...'",
20308 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Bah, I'm activating my aimbot now. Then the screen can be as black as it wants and I'll hit anyway.'",
20309 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'oh nou, today nothing's working right at all...'",
20310 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'bleh, yet another bluescreen...'",
20311 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I'm constantly getting the blue screen of death...'",
20312 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Shitty crash bugs! Because of those I can never enjoy gaming!'",
20313 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey shit! My monitor is yet again not working correctly!'",
20314 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'bleh, super, I'll have to continue playing with a black screen again...'",
20315 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'SHIT! Yet another general protection fault! I want to be able to play without bugs for once!'",
20316 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'ey this shitty video card bug... why am I the only one who ever gets that...'",
20317 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I want to be spared from bugs for once!'",
20318 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Soon I'll commit suicide.'",
20319 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I think I have to shoot myself now.'",
20320 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Good thing I have a gun, I'll kill myself with that now.'",
20321 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Now I'm really depressive. And I think I have a good reason for it too.'",
20322 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I'm suffering from a midlife crisis even though I'm less than 30 years old.'",
20323 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Bull shit! I got another bluescreen!'",
20324 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Oh no, the right mouse button doesn't work anymore!'",
20325 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'certainly my PC will crash again soon...'",
20326 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'huh? where's the bluescreen? normally it always happens when I've just started having fun in the game!'",
20327 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'weird, what's keeping the crash bug from happening? I'd be ready to get one now!'",
20328 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Hopefully you didn't install Subseven, because if you did, my screen will be black again in a minute.'",
20329 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I no longer feel like working my ass off for nothing at all.'",
20330 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I'll just wait for my downfall now.'",
20331 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'no support! I'm running around for nothing at all!'",
20332 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'why am I doing this shit at all?'",
20333 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Actually I don't want to play stupid roguelikes at all!'",
20334 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Roguelikes suck! I want to play AOE!'",
20335 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Soon I'll start screaming like Dudley: I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT NOW! QUICKLY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!'",
20336 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'bah, I'm not playing this shit for my own amusement...'",
20337 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'no support! Why do I have to play stupid roguelikes? AOE is much better!'",
20338 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I don't want to have to play with a mouse that behaves differently every single time!'",
20339 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The Nvidia guys are at fault, they never tested their scrappy video card, no wonder it crashes constantly!'",
20340 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The network mode is at fault too!'",
20341 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'AAAAAAAAARGH!'",
20342 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Goodbye, cruel world. I will NOT be missing you.'",
20343 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'If nothing is working at all, I'd rather die than keep getting annoyed.'",
20344 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Now you did it - because of you, suicide is the only option I have left.'",
20345 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'This life is no longer worth living.'",
20346 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Hopefully things will be better in the afterlife compared to here!'",
20347 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Oh no, there was an error!'",
20348 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'O nou, I have a blue screen of death yet again! Now I once again cannot continue playing!'",
20349 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'bleh, this goddamn cursed video card is no longer working already again, and therefore my PC hangs now. Game over.'",
20350 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The driver nv4_disp for the display device Device/Video0 got stuck in an infinite loop yet again. I wouldn't have fucked up that badly if I were the programmer.'",
20351 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The Nvidia bastards are at fault, they programmed their video card to crash every other time on purpose!'",
20352 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! o nou, it's lagging so much that nothing is reacting anymore...'",
20353 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Shitting video card!'",
20354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Motherfucker! My PC always crashes!'",
20355 "The toilet is clean, slightly dirty and nonexistant all at the same time. Yeah, I don't know how that's supposed to be possible either.",
20356 "You triggered the Lymia's 'k' key broke trap, and now you better switch over to numpad mode because you'll be unable to walk in whatever arbitrary direction 'k' moves you in vikeys mode!",
20357 "I don't get it, why do you complain that 'l' is of course the key that tries to loot the current square? If you want to walk around, you use the numpad :P But if you REALLY want to use vikeys, set the number_pad option to 0.",
20358 "Bitching is apparently a bannable offense even if the thing I'm bitching about actually deserves it. Sorry, but you won't get me to shut up about badly designed stuff, this is free speech after all.",
20359 "The 'dumbshit trophy' has an optimal strategy that involves startscumming, which is NO fun. And even if you use a different strategy it still comes down to luck and you have to waste countless attempts.",
20360 "You can be kicked from IRC channels if you bitch about stuff, because apparently bitching doesn't fall under free speech even if the thing you bitch about is really shitty.",
20361 "You hit the weeping angel! is using The weeping angel a unicorn horn! The weeping angel seems steadier now.",
20362 "is using The weeping angel a unicorn horn! ist das eine schwierige Sprache!",
20363 "The weeping angels are not only the anti-fun squad that annoys players to hell, they also spam the game with nongrammatical messages because apparently that's supposed to be a Doctor Who in-joke. Well, someone who never watched that will just see the messages as what they really are: bad English :P",
20364 "In Eyehack, you can only choose between 'walking into water gives no prompt at all' and 'walking into water gives a full yes/no prompt that can't be dismissed by space'. But if you use the number pad there's zero risk of accidentally answering yes on y/n.",
20365 "I'll never need a full yes/no confirmation when stepping onto water, yet it's not configurable or fixed.",
20366 "There are players who don't want to have to enter 'no' every time they typo into water - me! A simple 'n' suffices, or a spacebar press for that matter! That yes/no prompt robs me of the ability to press space and is completely useless to me!",
20367 "The curses interface forces the player to press TAB to dismiss certain messages, including the message telling you that you're having a hard time getting your food down... except you cannot choke to death anyway, so this message actually doesn't even need to force a --More--! Yet other much more dangerous messages like 'You fail to cast the spell correctly' don't give any confirmation at all and then you input a direction key so you bump into the monster, wasting a turn!",
20368 "Rodney's Tower makes it so that some messages that might be 'dangerous' force a tab confirmation, and there is no way to turn that off.",
20369 "You can set a lot of paranoid confirmation options. Sounds cool, right? Well... it seems cool until you think 'hey, I don't need a full yes/no when stepping into water, let's turn that off'. And then you test-step into water and sink immediately because a completely normal y/n prompt is unnecessary.",
20370 "In Eyehack, some castle variants can't be traversed even if you have jumping, and you have to enter a full 'yes' every time you want to step into water. Hopefully you have a way to protect your inventory from water damage.",
20371 "There's always a full yes/no confirmation on prompts even though we numpad users don't need that. Of course, the best way to solve that would be to make it so that vikeys users aren't at an advantage :P",
20372 "In an ideal variant, the player would be able to choose whether 'dangerous' things like walking into water gives a normal y/n prompt, a full yes/no prompt, or the former followed by the latter, or no prompt at all.",
20373 "In an ideal variant, the player would be able to choose whether a given message gives a --More-- that can be dismissed with the space bar, a tab confirmation that forces you to look for a key that's otherwise completely unused in Nethack, or no confirmation at all.",
20374 "I'm bitchy, and you might ignore my points. But for me (Amy), the important thing is that if SLEX players give criticism, I will accept or dismiss it based on whether I agree with the effect the proposed change would have on the game. And I don't care if the critic is being caustic, bitchy or whatever. If they have a point, I'll listen to it. You can even call me a cunt if you like :D",
20375 "'the real issue is that most of her (Amy's) complaints are 'Waaa, you changed a thing, nothing should ever change except for whatever I change in slex'.' Well, you either intentionally misunderstand me, or you just didn't realize that there are changes that I genuinely like. If a change is good, I'll appreciate it. But if the change is seemingly there just to fuck up my muscle memory or otherwise screw with me, you can expect bitching. :P",
20376 "According to a wise man, I (Amy) basically say 'What? You made the game BETTER and MORE BALANCED? BLASPHEMY, IT MUST BE TERRIBLE.' I'm actually curious which change that refers to, because as a rule of thumb I don't bitch about changes that make the game better. But I might bitch about changes that make the game worse in my opinion.",
20377 "In Satanchop, the turn order when various events happen is completely screwed up for god knows why. Not only do monsters get a turn when you enter a new level, which can have disastrous consequences depending on what the monsters are, it will also be the monsters' turn if you tried to dip for Excalibur and stuff gets summoned. Not even a scroll of teleport can save you if the monsters get a lucky roll (water mocassin poison instadeath, nymph steals the scroll of tele, water demon gates in Yeenoghu who will just follow you when you teleport).",
20378 "No thoughtful preparation will help you against NetHack players. As a NetHack fork developer, I know. :D",
20379 "Vanilla doesn't care if you die. Grunthack wants you to watch in horror as it breaks all your toys, executes your family members and throws your favorite comic books out the window, and then it kills you. Intrigued? Then play Grunthack on one of the public servers, it's not as impossible as I made it sound :)",
20380 "It's so shitty that if you escape out of a prompt like 'What do you want to engrave with?', it only clears what you entered instead of dismissing the prompt! AAAAAAAHHHHHH this completely fucks up my muscle memory because I thought escape means escape! What's next, no meaning yes when a foocubus tries to r*pe you? I wouldn't be surprised at this point...",
20381 "Doormash removes the taming effect from magic traps because it could violate petless conduct. Although it's probably less than 0.5%% of players who ever try to play that conduct, and you lose the ability to get a tame minotaur because of it.",
20382 "Leprechauns are capable of using pogo sticks, which causes you to move instead of attacking, and somehow there is no message if that happens.",
20383 "You hear a deep cracking sound.",
20384 "You hear a high cracking sound.",
20385 "You hear a female sound.",
20386 "You hear a sexual sound.",
20387 "You hear woman noises.",
20388 "You hear someone accusing you of being sexist.",
20389 "You hear Amy bitching about some other game.",
20390 "You long to see another one of Amy's 'let's bitch about other games' messages.",
20391 "For some completely obscure reason, 'closets' in regular rooms-and-corridors levels only appear on the south and north ends of rooms. Yeah, I never noticed that either until aosdict pointed it out.",
20392 "Some variants (most notably slex's evil variant mode) make it so that if you eat a blob, worm or similar monster, you get slippery hands. It's another one of those changes that just serve to annoy players. Do you like the evil variant, by the way?",
20393 "You were holding the spellbook upside down... You learn the spell of 'kcol draziw'.",
20394 "You hear a characteristic WOM WOM WOM sound.",
20395 "The box contains a cat that is neither alive nor dead nor alive nor dead nor... You resolve to call the YSPCA later.",
20396 "A hidden draft extinguishes your candle.",
20397 "Ouch! You burnt your finger!",
20398 "The water nymph giggles and vanishes.",
20399 "The water nymph giggles and vanishes, and you no longer have your +5 Excalibur. Have fun hunting her down.",
20400 "You receive a vibrating chair massage.",
20401 "You see nearby terrain reflected in the depths of the shield.",
20402 "The stone's texture is delightful!",
20403 "The stone's texture is distasteful!",
20404 "It is painted in the Sacred Caves of Ishtar: You will ascend this game with 4 conducts intact.",
20405 "It is sung in the Sagas of Loki: The puny god will be smashed by the Hulk.",
20406 "It is inscribed in the Tomes of Anhur: Magicbane does way too little damage.",
20407 "It is carved on the Stone Tablets of Crom: Samurai are simply better than barbarians.",
20408 "It is written in the ancient Scrolls of Huhetotl: Archeologists can be chaotic.",
20409 "It is taught in the Temple of Brigit: Priests can worhip any random god.",
20410 "Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!",
20411 "You toss in the coin and make a wish. For what do you wish?",
20412 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bu oyunun aptal bir versiyonunu oynuyorsun, seni kafir! Yuece Allah, benim icin bir oyuncu vur!'",
20413 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kuefuer edersiniz, Isvecli adamin yapmasi gereken varyanti oynamalisiniz, cuenkue canavarlar soykirimin yazilarini okumalarina izin vererek cok daha dengeli!'",
20414 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Oynayabilecegin cok daha iyi bir cesit var, zindanlar ve ejderhalar hack, ama sen eski heretik bu boku oynamak zorunda. Allah size yildirim carpacaktir.'",
20415 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Neden hala salak oyun oynuyorsun? Doert kana gecin ya da cok gueclue Allah sizi parcalara ayirir!'",
20416 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah, varyantini yuezen goezbebeklerini calmayan her kafirin kisisel bilgisayarini kizdirir.'",
20417 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Onun varyanti seytan degildir, sen kafir! Simdi oyna ya da bu senin sonun!'",
20418 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bana 2000 numara altin parca, yoksa oyunun coekmesine sebep olacaksin, seni kafir!'",
20419 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Sen seytani hain! Bu ne cueret? Intikam seni guevende, kafir!'",
20420 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Hicbir kafirin direnemeyecegi cok kadin tuvalet sesleri ueretebilirim.'",
20421 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Tuvalete yapabilecegim kadin sesler basmak ve sicramak. Korktun mu, sen kafir misin?'",
20422 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ne, beni cekici buldugunu soeylueyorsun? Bu olamaz. Derhal bas borumu tekrar giyecegim.'",
20423 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Sert cekirdekli uzaylilar uzayli degil! Onlarin bedenlerini kafir erkek bakislarindan saklamak icin pecelerini giyiyorlar!'",
20424 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kadinlara karsi kadinlari kuran feminist hakli, erkek kafirleri her zaman masum kadinlara bakiyor! Koruma icin basoertuesue ve pece giymeliyiz!'",
20425 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ne, ben guezel oldugumu mu soeylueyorsun? Bu tahammuel edilemez. Hicbir kafir, bir Islam kadinini guezel olarak algilayamaz! Cildimi suya batiracak ve basoertuesue ve tam oertue giyecegim!'",
20426 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Benim guezel savas botlari bacaklarinizi tam uzunlukta kesecek ve oelueme kadar kanayacak, kafir cehennemden ortaya cikmayacak!'",
20427 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bana ne diyorsun seytan kadin? Ben oeyle degilim! Ben Islam'in bueyuek sorusturmacisiyim ve kutsal Allah adina seni kafir edecegim!'",
20428 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Plato kiz botlarimin uezerinden gecmemelisin! Senin gibi bir kafir asla evlenmeyecegi icin adanmislikla diz coekmen gerekiyor!'",
20429 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Benim gri spor ayakkabim hicbir sekilde oezel degil, seksi bulursaniz sizi havaya ucurur. Beni cekici buldugum kafirler bas barimla bogulurlar.'",
20430 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Ey, you little bag! Stay away from here!'",
20431 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'You stop making trouble right now or I'll shoot you with my gun.'",
20432 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Now I'll bash your face!'",
20433 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Now I'm gonna bust you up! I'll absolutely give you a flogging, yeah, trust me!'",
20434 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'You don't have much longer to live!'",
20435 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Oh, you little punkass want another beating? Okay, I'll give you one.'",
20436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Now I'll cream, kill and slaughter you.'",
20437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Ey, you bad little punkass!'",
20438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Say your prayers! As soon as my gun is reloaded, I'll punch out your lights for good!'",
20439 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'If I get you, you'll be tortured by me and will have to suffer eternally!'",
20440 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Punkass freak!'",
20441 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I'll make sure that you have to suffer terribly before your death!'",
20442 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'If you show up here again, you'll be perforated with bullets and served as the next meal for my dog!'",
20443 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Fuck yourself! If you dare try to eliminate me, you'll find out the hard way that my gun is loaded!'",
20444 "The type of ice block can go fuck himself because it's simply cowardly to send others that collect protection money for him!",
20445 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Shut up! I don't need any complete idiot telling me what to do! That applies to you too!'",
20446 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'You deserve to die!'",
20447 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'I'll perforate you and then kick your corpse around!'",
20448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Just shut your fucking pie hole already!'",
20449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Don't dare following me!'",
20450 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I have a hostage! If you get closer than 5 tiles to me I'll pull the trigger!'",
20451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'If you tell anyone where I'm hiding, I'll personally put you in a wheelchair!'",
20452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Warning to you bastard, don't ever dare coming too close to me! For today I'll gun down anyone who fucks with me!'",
20453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'You are the biggest bastard!'",
20454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Punkass freak! Ass birth! I will blow off your damn skull...'",
20455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Soon I'll treformate your skull!'",
20456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I'll smash your skull with my gun and blow up your balls with a frag grenade!'",
20457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'So, listen up! I don't care what your plans are, here I'm the one who runs things!'",
20458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You broke the rule that you may not enter with more than 10000 zorkmids! Now you have to pay half of them to me!'",
20459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Remember, I own you! If you don't follow my rules, it'll be expensive for you!'",
20460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You'd better listen to the orders Nora gives to you! From now on you'll address me as 'Your Majesty', understood?'",
20461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You're mine, and I command you to leave this dungeon immediately!'",
20462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You'll end up in the wheelchair when I'm done with you.'",
20463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You killed too many monsters. That's a fine of 1000 zorkmids.'",
20464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You killed too many monsters again, and since you already did so earlier, the fine is 2000 zorkmids now.'",
20465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You don't get it that you may not kill too many monsters, huh? Well, I don't care, now you pay a fine of 4000 zorkmids. Soon I'll be able to buy a Grayswandir from all the money.'",
20466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'I told you that you may not cast spells! Just for that, you have to pay 1000 zorkmids and 1000 gray stones now.'",
20467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You permitted the illegal act of casting a spell for the umpteenth time now and because of that you simply take 200 points of damage right now.'",
20468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You really want to fight with me, huh? Well, if you so much like being scratched by my high combat boots...'",
20469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Now you'll receive the fine for breach of contract!'",
20470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You used a ranged attack for the tenth time in a row even though that's strictly prohibited, and therefore you have to pay a fine of 1000 zorkmids right now.'",
20471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'For continued refusing to follow the rule that you may not use ranged attacks, you pay 2000 zorkmids to me now!'",
20472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You aren't allowed to have so many items, and therefore all of them will be damaged now and additionally you have to pay a fine of 3000 zorkmids to me!'",
20473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Okay, now all of your weapons and ammo belong to me because you dared denting my precious armor.'",
20474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Oh well, I'll bomb away the dungeon's ceiling so the special forces can enter and arrest you.'",
20475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'So, you pay 500 of every resource to me right now, and no respeech or the cost will be doubled.'",
20476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Now don't pretend to know of nothing at all! You pay 1000 of every resource to me right now!'",
20477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'The weapon you just equipped has too much range, and therefore you have to pay all resources to me now.'",
20478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You are paralyzed for 100 turns now because you violated a holy rule.'",
20479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Your leg will be heavily injured when my high-heeled combat boots repeatedly scratch over the full length of it.'",
20480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Your leg is very useful for testing my high-heeled combat boots.'",
20481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Pay 1000 zorkmids to me or that is your end!'",
20482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Because you've failed, you have to pay 5000 zorkmids to me now.'",
20483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'I just caught you stealing an item from a shop, and therefore you have to pay a fine of 2000 zorkmids to me now.'",
20484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Oh, I forgot to tell you that guns are disallowed! Well, I'll just steal your weapon.'",
20485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Actually you're supposed to have to work your ass off while I take a rest. I should demand a fine that you have to pay whenever these conditions are not fulfilled.'",
20486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You exceeded the permissible maximum speed! Therefore I'm gonna get a trebuchet now!'",
20487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'So! You're winning the game, which is not allowed, and therefore you need to pay a fine of 100000 zorkmids to me and I'll bash your fingers with a cane 20 times in a row.'",
20488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You destroyed my armor, which cost 5000 zorkmids, which means you have to pay double that amount to me as a fine, because I'm Nora, the autocrat, and as such I can decide the amount of your penalty.'",
20489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Okay, I'll just decide that you have to pay a fine of 6000 zorkmids, the crime you committed certainly doesn't call for such a high penalty but I don't care.'",
20490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'You have absolutely no right to doubt my supremacy or otherwise rebel against my might! I'm the boss with double s!'",
20491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Yeah, sure, you degree need to say something. You lost to James Bond too, although you were even using cheats!'",
20492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nora'. It reads: 'Now my escape helicopter will come into play and starts to drop bombs on you!'",
20493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Fua!'",
20494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'What are you trying to do there all the time?'",
20495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'We're fully the dissers now and we bully everyone, and we knock the stuffing out of others!'",
20496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Ey, I'm allowed to wank off whenever I want, I'm Harry Potter after all and I'm famous!'",
20497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I'd like to get a blowjob!'",
20498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Did you pull that weapon out of your ass?'",
20499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Come here and let me fuck you!'",
20500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Come, let's play Stunt Double. I'll fully smash my fist into your puss, watch out!'",
20501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Gimme a blowjob!'",
20502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Well I'm able to wank off again, I don't need your help anymore now.'",
20503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Are you deaf-mute or blind or something?'",
20504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Ey! I'm talking to you, you bum!'",
20505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Are you pretending to be on the period again and simulating mood swings?'",
20506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'You're starting to get on my nerves!'",
20507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'what do you want from me?'",
20508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I wish someone told me how this game even works...'",
20509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Err, I'm still underage!'",
20510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Hey, you're still alive! Are you a zombie or something?'",
20511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Did you still not get it, fatass? I'm the bully around here. Ain't got no respect or what?'",
20512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Now stop it at once! They'll think I'm fucking the cat or something!'",
20513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Wooooooow, you can cast spells... that's something I can't do!'",
20514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Dude, forget it! I've actually got a chance to have sex with a real girl! I'm not gonna do you!'",
20515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Wait up! There's a three-headed monkey behind you!'",
20516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I'm not paranoid, they're really after me! All of them!'",
20517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'So you're not a journalist at all, I just realized that you're a homeowner's insurance policy vendor!'",
20518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'boah, I hate you...'",
20519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'am I surrounded by nothing but idiots here?'",
20520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'oh, where the hell did I end up here...'",
20521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'This game is shit, and the community is junk.'",
20522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Maybe you should lie down and take a pill.'",
20523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Ey, stop ignoring me!'",
20524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I've fallen, and I can't get up!'",
20525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'what's up, why is everything smouldered in this dungeon? did I miss something?'",
20526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts!'",
20527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Dude, shut your puss.'",
20528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Die, fatass!'",
20529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'In order to make sure, I should kick your head into a pulp!'",
20530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Give way, you buttsow!'",
20531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Ha-ha! Dumb idiot!'",
20532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Eh... this is MY bed.'",
20533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Now don't theatrically play a dead man.'",
20534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Why do you always come to me if you need money?'",
20535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Well wait. DUKRIEGSTKEINEKINDERMERUS!'",
20536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I could do... things to your unconscious body now.'",
20537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'ey, why is there a dead spider lying beside you?'",
20538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'the window looks like a crying image of you! Let's go away, this is mega ugly!'",
20539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Existential theory - does the dungeon exist just because we're seeing it?'",
20540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'My penis has disappeared!'",
20541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I just can't wank without a jerk-off magazine!'",
20542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'There's got to be an adult section in this library somewhere.'",
20543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Where am I now? Looks like the Dungeons of Doom, but with desaturated colors...'",
20544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Come, we'll hide inconspicuously behind the corner!'",
20545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'huh? Mail? For me? that's so unexpected...'",
20546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'boah, the stench around here...'",
20547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'err, I still need a magic wand!'",
20548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Dude, I want your weapon, I need to have it! How many zorkmids?'",
20549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Once I got hit in the head with a rock!'",
20550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'let's change the topic, I have to do some bragging - look here, I still have lots of power!'",
20551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Do you know what I don't understand? Why do you always start flustering my name. You should already know me by now.'",
20552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'No matter where I go, there's perverts everywhere!'",
20553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I got an idea, we're doing fully the burner plan tonight. The meanest prank we've ever pulled!'",
20554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Err, I can't see a thing... gotta put on my glasses first, which I can see of course!'",
20555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Ey, if I have a boner, I just have to wank off!'",
20556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Turn on the radio. Without music this game is quite shitty, you know.'",
20557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Damn, I stepped into shit! Hopefully no one noticed!'",
20558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Look! Superman's flying behind you!'",
20559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Having a boner is completely normal for me! I'm not used to not having one!'",
20560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'err, why is everyone looking at me like that?'",
20561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'well, I guess I'll go into the basement for a laugh, haha!'",
20562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'My perfume is Magic Woman by Bruno Banani.'",
20563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I'm so surprised, I gotta take off my glasses.'",
20564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'oh shit, that's deep... good thing I'm not afraid of heights.'",
20565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Ey, can't I get some time for wanking off here?'",
20566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'I feel like someone slammed my head into the wall repeatedly for hours!'",
20567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Man, I'm such an idiot!'",
20568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'Say: 'a penis'!'",
20569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harry Potter'. It reads: 'huh, we don't own a telephone! Since when do we own a telephone? Where's the ringing sound coming from?'",
20570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'So it's true that you were added?'",
20571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'So you're in the dungeon now!'",
20572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'You will see that some magic families are better than others, because they don't have parents that are siblings.'",
20573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Hi, it's me, Draco Malfoy. I thought I'd make another cameo appearance.'",
20574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Your eyeglasses remind me of someone!'",
20575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Ha ha ha, this is funny, I mean, you're really making the best jokes!'",
20576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'So you think my name is funny?'",
20577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'If you wanted to hurt my feelings, you did it now, okay?'",
20578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Excuse me please, esteemed player, but: can't you count to three, you fat old slut?'",
20579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Ey, I don't know you at all! I don't want to go into that dungeon!'",
20580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Hey! I thought we're gonna found an especially happy little family!'",
20581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'This new dildo would be just the thing you need, huh?'",
20582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'I've got abdominal pain and nausea, I think I'm getting my monthly period!'",
20583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'My goodness!'",
20584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'What's your problem? I just said porn cellar!'",
20585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Did I get that right? You want to play with my balls?'",
20586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Bring me back home!'",
20587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Well somehow I didn't hear you fart in a long time!'",
20588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Oh no, the leader is gone! I must have gotten separated from my group!'",
20589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Don't worry, I'll get out of here! I used to be a boy scout!'",
20590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Are you seriously gonna say that there's people who are more ugly than you?'",
20591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Is that a bomb you have in your pocket?'",
20592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'We gays rule!'",
20593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'The famous player. So you didn't have time for me lately, huh?'",
20594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Now see who it is. You apparently prefer fucking little red-haired girls over fucking me.'",
20595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'That's right. And there's another bit of news too.'",
20596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Nobody asked for YOUR opinion, you dumb slut.'",
20597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Err, there's a dead cat hanging on the wall!'",
20598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Fickdichundhaltsmaulus!'",
20599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'I found something better than you!'",
20600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'You're fully the wimp. I heard you want to do a sex change and become a girl, just so you can sleep with lesbians.'",
20601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Ah, it's my turn at last! I've waited for so long already!'",
20602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'My pals are Crabbe and Goyle, and I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.'",
20603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Come, let's found an extremely happy little family.'",
20604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Hmm, I think I took a wrong turn a while ago!'",
20605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'What, you say that the menstrual period only exists for girls? Bullshit, I want equal opportunity! Wait, that only exists for girls too??? '",
20606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Cool, a snake! I actually want to make a feather fly...'",
20607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Hey, that's cruelty to animals what you are doing there!'",
20608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'I thought that in order to win the game I just have to wank you off.'",
20609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'Why don't you consider gays to be lustful?'",
20610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Draco Malfoy'. It reads: 'And people really think you're an actual satanist?'",
20611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Hi, I'm Ron. Want to be friends?'",
20612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'hmm, I'm not quite sure but I think the monster tries to kill you!'",
20613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Oh shit! War!'",
20614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'You're so stupid, ey...'",
20615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Oh no! War! Yet again!'",
20616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'huh? what are you doing there?'",
20617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Did you step into shit?'",
20618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Are you the clown? You look funny!'",
20619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I dreamed of you last night. We were holding hands. It was beautiful!'",
20620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'hmm, what am I gonna eat now... ah, more meat. That's the ticket.'",
20621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Huh? Assfucking?'",
20622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Hey! You're still alive!'",
20623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Now I don't want to stand you anymore at all!'",
20624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'ey, stop singing along! The song is shit by itself already, you don't have to sing along!'",
20625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'huh? those weren't french fries? but what were they then?'",
20626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'You're totally crazy! You're living in a dream world!'",
20627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Dude, you're not stopping at all!'",
20628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I'm not simulating, I have a tummy ache!'",
20629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Kamehameha!'",
20630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I can't hear you, the music is so loud!'",
20631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Soon we're the most feared gang in the entire dungeon!'",
20632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Fully the n00b!'",
20633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Ah yes, just as I imagined. Without your neck, you're defenseless.'",
20634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Ooohhhh... now it's my turn! Hopefully I'll win a prize! I never won a prize in my life!'",
20635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Let's run into a wall at full speed.'",
20636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I'm wondering, can chicken eat ponies?'",
20637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'May I have a MilkyWay or a Mars?'",
20638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'well I heard that the secret prize you can win is either a university level diploma or a Nintendo Wii. I'd pick the Wii.'",
20639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I'm a little retarded sometimes, I got a brain malfunction!'",
20640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'My parents were siblings.'",
20641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I usually listen to hardcore punk music.'",
20642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I'm not mentally handicapped, I have special needs!'",
20643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Everyone who's gay ends up in Slytherin, and all the Slytherin are evil.'",
20644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'This smells just like my home!'",
20645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'The clitoris doesn't exist at all, it's just a fairy tale.'",
20646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'My family had to prostitute themselves to pay for my enrollment fee!'",
20647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I always wanted to put on a bra!'",
20648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I want some fries!'",
20649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Ey, these marshmallows totally don't taste like fries!'",
20650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I like pancake! And I like raisins. They feel like nipples.'",
20651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'unfair that boys cannot get the monthly menstruation...'",
20652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'I'm waiting for my pizza since forty-five minutes now. If I don't get it soon I'll run amok.'",
20653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'err, did you fart just now?'",
20654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'Well that action really went to shit totally!'",
20655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ron Weasley'. It reads: 'oh well, you emit a strong smell of fried fish...'",
20656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I don't like the fact that the English translation made my name into such an unpronounceable mess. If I read the Harry Potter books, I prefer the German original where I'm called 'Hermine'!'",
20657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Hey, you wanker, did you happen to see a fat toad?'",
20658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I'll show you what we girls are turned on by. This is a dildo. We use that because you boys are useless.'",
20659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I'm lesbian. Are you a lesbian too?'",
20660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Since when are you left-handed?'",
20661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Huh? What's your problem?'",
20662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Look here, I bought a new dildo!'",
20663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Why do all men want to sleep with you?'",
20664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Wake up, man, wake up!!!'",
20665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'If I may bring this to your attention: You have a boner.'",
20666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'In each competition there's a clause that co-workers and relatives may not participate, and you're a relative! That's why you can't take part in this one!'",
20667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Are you somehow retarded or something, or are you gay?'",
20668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Forget it, wanker, I'm not attracted to boys.'",
20669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'You got cum on your nose, did you know that? Doesn't look lewd at all...'",
20670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Do you know what happens if cat hair touches my skin? It's the worst!'",
20671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'oh no, not you wanker in addition to all that...'",
20672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Is something wrong with you? You somehow seem to be tense.'",
20673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I know you for just one minute now and hate you already... keep your temper, Hermi(O)ne, keep your temper!'",
20674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'If I as much as think about you I could vomit.'",
20675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'If I just ate one of your testicles, I'll vomit all over your lap.'",
20676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Now watch out for once, you wanker!'",
20677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Since when are you capable of thinking logically?'",
20678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'You look as if you need to get a thick object pushed up your ass again.'",
20679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'You're talking as if you desperately need to let a black off your rope.'",
20680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'What a wanker.'",
20681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I can't believe it. A retarded wanker in velcro shoes is capable of saving people?'",
20682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'You down's syndrome!'",
20683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Now shut your pie hole, you fatass! AVADA KEDAVRA!'",
20684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Hopefully you will die, you dumb wanker!'",
20685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Hopefully you'll break your neck this time!'",
20686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Oh man, you already lost in the very first round!'",
20687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I can't listen to you anymore. Shut your dumb mouth, you wanker!'",
20688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I find that disgusting. Either you wank it off on the toilet or I'll cut it off piece by piece with my nail scissors.'",
20689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'You've never seen nipples in your life.'",
20690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Put your trousers back on.'",
20691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I don't want anything to do with you anymore, you wanker.'",
20692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I'm not memorizing three Wikipedia pages per day for nothing.'",
20693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Who's eating Mars nowadays? That's not manly. Snickers has nuts!'",
20694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'So, you have to cut off your dick, if you want to be friends with me.'",
20695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'In case you didn't notice it yet, wanker - this dungeon is a magical place, and moving staircases are completely normal!'",
20696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'This dungeon is complete junk and full of faggots.'",
20697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Menstrual liquid is composed of blood from the womb and parts of womb mucosa.'",
20698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Shit! No one can fuck to that picture!'",
20699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Sometimes I feel as if I were the only girl with a speaking part in the entire movie!'",
20700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'these idiots... I'll continue reading the bible, where did I stop last time? Ah, Matthew 12, line 17.'",
20701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'If you fly after my fucking knife now, I'll hate you forever and for always!'",
20702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'How stupid are you actually?'",
20703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Ohh, I think I'm fucked by a horse!'",
20704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'I'd like to pee into the shoes of persons like you.'",
20705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: ''Stupid' is someone who has no or little intelligence. Someone like you, for example.'",
20706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Fuck you, man. F-u-c-k you!'",
20707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'You stink like dog shit.'",
20708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'HermiOne Granger'. It reads: 'Raisins are bullshit! I hate raisins! They're nothing but rotted grapes!'",
20709 "You ate the wrong thing and therefore your hands are slippery now.",
20710 "Ouch! You burnt your finger!",
20711 "You have too many spells memorized!",
20712 "You have too many spells memorized! Your mind can't keep so many spells in memory, and as a result, some of them are erased.",
20713 "Your intelligence falls off!",
20714 "Your intelligence falls off! Now you're at risk of mind flayer instadeath!",
20715 "Some of your spells got erased!",
20716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'If you get closer, I'll slam you off.'",
20717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'I'll kick you in the leg.'",
20718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Kindly look at me if you talk to me!'",
20719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'If you're not a coward, you step up and fight with me.'",
20720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Now I'll hunt you until I catch you.'",
20721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Soon I'll kick my pointy pink girl shoes against your leg.'",
20722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'You're someone who never treats me well, and therefore I'll take revenge now.'",
20723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Eventually I will slam my pointy pink girl shoes into your legs again.'",
20724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'So I guess you're feeling rather safe right now.'",
20725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'You have the advantage right now, but it's not gonna last forever.'",
20726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'One day I'll kick you in the leg very painfully again.'",
20727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Things are looking bleak.'",
20728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'That's unfortunate, it seems you can really prevent me from slamming into your leg again.'",
20729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Now I can slam into your leg again to my heart's content.'",
20730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Well, now you can finally enjoy being kicked by my pointy pink girl shoes again.'",
20731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'You apparently think I can't fight because I'm a girl.'",
20732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'You'll experience the revenge of the dainty womanhood now.'",
20733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'You now have the privilege to feel pain.'",
20734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'It's too late for you now to take back some of the things you said.'",
20735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'I'll hasten the inevitable for you.'",
20736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Well, do you still think you'll never be kicked in the leg by me again?'",
20737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'That's right. Just stand there and catch the little-girl kicks that I can place against your legs.'",
20738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ben farkli degilim cuenkue bir bas oertuesue giyiyorum! Beni ayrimcilik yapmamalisin, kafir demek istiyorsun!'",
20739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Siz kafirler bizi kabul etmeli ve dininize uygun olmali! Kapsayici olmak istiyorsaniz, oegretmenlerin ve polis kadinlarinin ve digerlerinin halka acik bir bez kullanmasina izin veriyorsunuz!'",
20740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Beni 'basoertuesue kiz' sluruna duesuerme, seni lanet olasi kafir! Bu benim kimligimin bir parcasi ve bunu kabullenmek icin kanunla zorlanacaksin!'",
20741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafa bezi bize fransiz sigaralari gibi oezguerluek veriyor! Siz kafirler asla anlayamayacaksiniz cuenkue Tanri'ya inanmiyorsunuz!'",
20742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Yeme tabagim sacmalik degil! Sen pis kafir sadece domuz eti kirli oldugunu ve hic kimsenin tarafindan yenilmeyecegini anlamiyorum! Cuenkue yaparsan kansersin!'",
20743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Imam, kafir kueltueruenuen hicbir seyin degersiz oldugunu soeylueyor. Bu nedenle aptal kurallariniza uymak zorunda degiliz ve okul da ise yaramiyor, cuenkue birkac yil icinde hepiniz asimile olacaksiniz.'",
20744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Yuezmeye katilmak zorunda degilim! Kafir guecuen beni zorlamak istiyor ama kutsal Islam her zaman bir bas oertuesue giymem gerektigini soeylueyor ve bu da aptal yuezme derslerine uymuyor! Politikacilarina bogma tilsimindan bogulmalarini soeyle!'",
20745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Acil bir durum varsa, oence Allah'ta muesluemanlar ve inananlar kurtarilmalidir! Kafirler daha bueyuek iyilik icin kurban edilebilir!'",
20746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Inanilmaz lanet olasi guezel Islam'in duenyayi yoenetecegini anlamazsin.'",
20747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ne, Almanya'nin alternatifi mueslueman avlamak mi istiyor? Yuece Allah adina, bu kafirleri dogrudan cehenneme goenderecek, cocuklarini oelduerecek ve kadinlarini koele tueccarlarina satacagiz.'",
20748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafa bezi sadece bir bez parcasi degildir! Onu takariz cuenkue bizi Allah'in kutsal mueminleri olarak tanimlar! Sadece kafirlerin anlamadigi icin hicbir anlam ifade etmez!'",
20749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bir Yahudi dini semboluenue giydigi icin saldiriya ugrarsa, kendi hatasidir. Biz mueslueman bir kafa bezi giymek icin bize saldiran kimseyi asla kabul etmeyecegiz, cuenkue biz kafir topuklularimizla bir asyali tekmelemizi dogrudan kafir somunlarina yerlestirecegiz.'",
20750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Siz kafirsiniz, Allah'a doenmelisiniz cuenkue o zaman cennette doksan dokuz genc kadin var! Eger yapmazsan, cehennemin kirmizi seytanlari acimasizca iskence edecek!'",
20751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Get out of here immediately or I'll attack mercilessly!'",
20752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I'll scratch your leg!'",
20753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You may not enter here! Go away or I'll finish you off!'",
20754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I'll use my high-heeled sandals to hurt you!'",
20755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'My black sandals have to scratch your leg!'",
20756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'State your business or hiss off!'",
20757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I can be very violent! Better leave at once!'",
20758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'This dungeon level is girls only, so you have to leave right now!'",
20759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I'll hurt you plenty with my sharp-edged sandals!'",
20760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Because of you I once again can't go on the toilet in peace!'",
20761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I really want to see blood! I'll so totally scratch your leg!'",
20762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'My high-heeled sandals want you to suffer terrible pain!'",
20763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'This was the last time you treated a girl badly!'",
20764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I'll strike you on the head with my black sandals!'",
20765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You'll regret what you have done!'",
20766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'This was your last chance! Soon my heeled sandals will rip your worthless body to shreds!'",
20767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'So, you'll flee from here right now or I'll kick my heel into your nuts!'",
20768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You will bleed to death today because my sharp-edged sandals will scratch you mercilessly!'",
20769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I want to go to the toilet without being disturbed at once!'",
20770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'If you dare break my leg, I will break both of yours.'",
20771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'If I catch you, I'll take revenge for all the atrocities you committed - tenfold!'",
20772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You will pay for each drop of blood that I lose because of you!'",
20773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You don't seem to have a sense of shame at all!'",
20774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You will be scratched intensely by me now. Enjoy the pain.'",
20775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'My high-heeled sandals are very pleased that they may hurt you now!'",
20776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'So, you'll feel now how merciless my black sandals can be.'",
20777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I'll work on you for at least half an hour with my sharp-edged sandals now.'",
20778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'When my heel sandals slam on your head, there is a beautiful 'Klock' sound.'",
20779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I'll kick you in the nuts!'",
20780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Stay away from the toilet! Only girls are allowed to use it!'",
20781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I'll make you bleed to death.'",
20782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Don't ever dare to molest a girl again!'",
20783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You didn't think you could just come in here and I'd watch, huh?'",
20784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Maybe you'll learn some manners if I bludgeon you a couple times!'",
20785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Good thing my sandals are very well-suited for breaking your leg.'",
20786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'For now I'll go back to the toilet.'",
20787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'My women's sandals can bludgeon you if you underestimate me!'",
20788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I quickly need to go to the toilet!'",
20789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I gotta see a girl about a dog!'",
20790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'hmm, I hear someone coming... hopefully he'll run past without noticing me!'",
20791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You may think you've won now, but you have earned my eternal hatred, and I will find a way to take revenge!'",
20792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'One day my black sandals will destroy your body!'",
20793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to the day I can play you back for all the grief you've given me, by using my high-heeled sandals.'",
20794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You never leave me alone! Are you a junkie by chance, one who never learned any social behavior?'",
20795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You and your family certainly are people living at the social abyss!'",
20796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Well seriously, I've never met someone like you! You should be put in the center for the mentally insane!'",
20797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'One should kick you in the worthless balls again and again!'",
20798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'It would be so nice if I or another girl could crush your skull with her heel sandals...'",
20799 "WTF, is it so that in TSX, triggering an anti-magic field while having magic resistance damages you??? WTF",
20800 "TSX is simply different. All those changes to artifacts including Cleaver and the banes are really causing transformations.",
20801 "The fake bones piles on shallow dungeon levels are misleading! They have some weird racial monster corpses and cursed blindfolds and stuff, and if you get there only after the corpse has already rotted away, you can be fooled into thinking 'hey a random blindfold!' when really it's a cursed one as part of that unexpected bones pile...",
20802 "The fake bones piles on shallow dungeon levels are misleading! No one will ever die to a falling rock trap because by definition you do not walk around if you're low on health early on!",
20803 "Did you know that political correctness has no place in SLASH'EM Extended? It is already annoying enough having to cope with those restrictions in real life, and I play video games to escape from the shackles that real life puts on me. Therefore, SLEX will always be politically incorrect.",
20804 "Yes, I admit that SLEX includes quite a bit of sexism. It is not meant to be a safe space after all. But then again, almost everything can be viewed as 'sexism' by SJWs...",
20805 "You feel a painful sensation!",
20806 "You feel a painful sensation! Apparently Anastasia fully kicked into your shins with her soft dancing shoes, and it's very soothing!",
20807 "That tornado's carrying a car!",
20808 "Digging down while next to certain liquids causes them to fill your hole. (That's what she said.)",
20809 "Did you know that TSX didn't actually add anything significant to the game? It only made lots of mechanical changes, most of which make the game more annoying by adding fake difficulty.",
20810 "Did you know that Amy participated in a 10km race and finished in 1 hour, 24 minutes, while wearing a pair of Lindsay Phillips wedge sandals?",
20811 "Did you know that Amy participated in a 10km race wearing Lindsay Phillips wedge sandals, and she didn't finish in last place? There were quite a bunch of others who were slower than her.",
20812 "The A in SLASH'EM is especially important, because SLEX adds a lot of things. It doesn't remove stuff. No, it adds stuff. And then it adds some more on top of that.",
20814 "Ewwet. Idelinjo. Saldu. Hola-hola!",
20815 "You hear a masturbation sound.",
20817 "Now you can cross it!",
20818 "You find yourself on dry land again!",
20819 "You find yourself on dry land again! Shame, it was so exciting to watch you try to pull yourself out of the pool only to have Larissa stomp your fingers repeatedly with her lovely plateau boots and now you actually made it out of the water...",
20820 "Please go to the nearest pool of water, dip your entire head into it and inhale deeply!",
20821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'The name 'type of ice block' sounds funny! Is that the guy you go to visit for some refreshing cooling on a hot summer day?'",
20822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'I'm very good at crushing your fingers underneath my extra fluffy (or fleecy) block-heeled combat boots.'",
20823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Hugging Topmodel'. It reads: 'Today I'll buy a padlock and tomorrow I'll install it on my door. The days of you using your secret corridor are really numbered now.'",
20824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kati'. It reads: 'Yes! Spank my ass! I absolutely LOVE it if you do that, and if you bash powerfully enough, I'll probably come immediately!'",
20825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'I have a house slave!'",
20826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You're crazy! Like I would go ahead and kick you in the balls just because you're begging for it!'",
20827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Today, you and the other girls will present their outfits in a grand tour through the State of Hesse in West Germany.'",
20828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Big day today! We will celebrate the requiem of a past class trip to Trier (important city in West Germany) today! Please make sure you don't wear white sneakers for this trip, for we'll enter some ruins with muddy roads. Put on shoes for which it's acceptable that they get dirty.'",
20829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'Damn those stupid Roman ruins! In fact, damn all of Trier! I cleaned my lovely white Nike sneakers yesterday and it took over an hour, and due to those cursed muddy paths they're completely dirty again now! I can now waste another hour cleaning them all over again!'",
20830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'I want to have the orange dress! All of my other clothes are orange too, so it would fit me perfectly!'",
20831 "The announcer says: 'You're falling behind!'",
20832 "The announcer says: 'You follow behind!'",
20833 "The announcer says: 'Keep up the pace!'",
20834 "The announcer says: 'Hurry up!'",
20835 "The announcer says: 'Penaltinamiddle!'",
20836 "The announcer says: 'Pedal to the metal!'",
20837 "The announcer says: 'Dead last!'",
20838 "The announcer says: 'Gaaaaaaaaame ouver.'",
20839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Heeled Topmodel'. It reads: 'My cone heels are not only capable of scratching beautiful wounds on your legs, I can also kick you powerfully into the shins with my heel and cause you to fall off your bike!'",
20840 "We're considering making restricted weapons completely unusable in the next version. That bears repeating: COMPLETELY. UNUSABLE. Find a weapon for which you have the skill, or punch with your bare hands.",
20841 "The next version will be the ultimate proof that we are actually, secretly, making the Evil Variant. Our changes will reduce player headroom so much that one should notify ais523 and have him give us a stern talking to. One day the game will be 'Pit of Nethack', where one wrong move will end with the game being unwinnable. By comparison, currently SLEX is Super Kaizo Nethack, where it's easy to lose the game but you still have headroom.",
20842 "Globby things like puddings might stick together.",
20843 "Globby things like puddings might stick together, because TSX is rather weird.",
20844 "TSX is a weird thing that introduces globs of gray ooze or green slime that happen to be in the same class of monsters that also houses some farmable stuff.",
20845 "Brown puddings are really just another name for a heap of shit, you stinking pudding farmers.",
20846 "intentionally not getting the melded object; obj_meld may set obj to null.",
20847 "Coins don't have bless/curse status.",
20848 "Coins don't have bless/curse status - except they do in slex, occasionally, seen when zorkmids refuse to stack.",
20849 "There is a black flash as the heavily cursed very rusty thoroughly corroded -5 Vorpal Blade hits the altar.",
20850 "TSX makes it so you can permanently lose the only sink in the entire dungeon by dropping a ring of polymorph into it. And there is no way to create a new sink.",
20851 "give message even if blind; we know we're not levitating, so can feel the outcome even if we can't directly see it",
20852 "How the hell do you know that you're not levitating when polymorphing a sink in Nethack 3.6.x? I mean, you can still drop things while levitating, will they miss the sink in that case?",
20853 "The sink vanishes.",
20854 "The sink becomes invisible... oh wait, invisible dungeon features aren't a thing because we couldn't be arsed to code that!",
20855 "You hear the ring bouncing down the drainpipe.",
20856 "You hear the ring bouncing down the drainpipe. It was a ring of alacrity that is now lost and you won't be finding another for the remaining game.",
20857 "For some reason, you cannot let go of any of the stones!",
20858 "The leash is tied around your hand.",
20859 "The leash is tied around your hand, and if you ever happen to be more than 5 tiles away from your dog, it dies instantly no matter how many HP it had left.",
20860 "Normal crysknife reverts to worm tooth when not held by hero or monster; fixed crysknife has only 10%% chance of reverting. When a stack of the latter is involved, it could be worthwhile to give each individual crysknife its own separate 10%% chance, but we aren't in any position to handle stack splitting here.",
20861 "If monsters aren't moving, assume player is responsible. For example, stinking clouds in Rodney's Tower being processed after the monsters have already moved. Never mind it was a mordor orc reading that scroll of stinking cloud while the player was next to the watch captain.",
20862 "Dropping a burning potion of oil while levitating can cause an explosion which might destroy some of hero's inventory, so the old code was unreliable and could lead to an 'object lost' panic.",
20863 "we might not have dropped everything (worn armor, welded weapon, cursed loadstones), so reset any remaining inventory to normal",
20864 "picklist[] contains a set of pointers into inventory, but as soon as something gets dropped, they might become stale (see the drop_everything code above for an explanation).",
20865 "Just checking to see whether one is still in the invent chain is not sufficient validation since destroyed items will be freed and items we've split here might have already reused that memory and put the same pointer value back into invent.",
20866 "Ditto for using invlet to validate. So we start by setting bypass on all of invent, then check each pointer to verify that it is in invent and has that bit set.",
20867 "Your latent levitation ceases.",
20868 "Avoid alerting player to an unknown stair or ladder. Changes the message for a covered, known staircase too; staircase knowledge is not stored anywhere.",
20869 "Whoops, the staircase spawned on the same tile that also has a branch stair and now the game is unwinnable.",
20870 "You are floating in the water.",
20871 "You are floating in a bubble of air.",
20872 "You are floating in a bubble of air, and Ina is floating in another one. She somehow manages to gain momentum and slams her hugging-boot-wearing feet into your body with full force.",
20873 "You are held back by your pet!",
20874 "You are held back by your pet! Harharhar harhar har, now the owlbear can r*pe you while you're unable to escape via stair!",
20875 "This is not quite impossible: e.g., we may have exceeded our quota. If that is the case then we cannot leave this level, and cannot save either. Another possibility is that the directory was not writable.",
20876 "The autosave code only saves upon switching dungeon levels! Poor players who spend 10k turns on a single level and who are therefore forever at risk of losing everything to a crash bug...",
20877 "If the ledger ever becomes zero or negative, the game ends. That can e.g. happen if you spawn a magic portal on a level that does not have a branch destination.",
20878 "If you have the amulet and are trying to get out of Gehennom, going up a set of stairs sometimes does some very strange things!",
20879 "If you have the amulet and are trying to get out of Gehennom, going up a set of stairs sometimes does some very strange things! (But really this is the most hated feature in the entire game, called the mysterious force, which forces you to do the same level many times in succession.)",
20880 "The mysterious force is biased against law and towards chaos. And since in vanilla NetHack, lawful is easy due to Excalibur, this actually makes sense in a way, but it's still a very loathed mechanic and the top quote on nhqdb says 'the designer should have his or her penis caught in a gear'.",
20881 "Certainly the charcoal was first, because in Beetle Adventure Racing the charcoal is always way too fast and has a car that is faster than the fastest car you can pick.",
20882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to kneeing you in the nuts again the next time you sleep!'",
20883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I was told to become a model because apparently I'm 'as graceful as a young deer'.'",
20884 "Prevent the player from going past the first quest level unless (s)he has been given the go-ahead by the leader.",
20885 "Prevent the player from going past the first quest level unless (s)he has been given the go-ahead by the leader. (This is, by the way, the next most stupid vanilla feature according to Amy, the absolute most stupid one being the mysterious force of course.)",
20886 "Lord Sato must die!!! He shall have to pay for all the grief he has given me in all of my vanilla NetHack runs where I couldn't do the quest due to some arbitrary restrictions even though I already had a wand of death and amulet of reflection and that's the only preparation you ever need for that quest.",
20887 "A mysterious force prevents you from descending.",
20888 "A mysterious force prevents you from descending because you're playing a restrictive game. Whyyyyy does that gatekeeping keep existing when it's crystal clear that if you have an amulet of reflection and a wand of death, your XL11 samurai is more than capable of beating the quest.",
20889 "Buried ball to punishment. Sounds like a way to torture male prisoners.",
20890 "We no longer see anything on the level. Make sure that this follows u.uswallow set to null since uswallow overrides all normal vision.",
20891 "We no longer see anything on the level. Probably triggered some major interface screw traps.",
20893 "Orctown is the BEST Minetown variant because it gives you a guaranteed priest-less altar that you can convert to your own deity!",
20894 "Want to go to a girl event, but you got cursed by your god by being born a boy? Just put on a dress and headcloth to look like a giiiiiiiiiirl! Never mind the fact everyone will think you're Muslim.",
20895 "Save the level we're leaving. If we're entering the endgame, we can get rid of all existing levels because they cannot be reached any more.",
20896 "We still need to use savelev()'s cleanup for the level being left, to recover dynamic memory in use and to avoid dangling timers and light sources.",
20897 "Timered objects are a very fun mechanic in Nethack, and especially if you're designing variants. FIQhack for example has magic chests 'blow up' (well, not literally) if you put a lit lamp into them. If you are good at writing C code, help FIQ fix that bug so magic chests work correctly again! (And if you're reading this when the bug has already been fixed, notify me so I can change the message.)",
20898 "You tumble down a flight of stairs and break all of your bones.",
20899 "You tumble down a flight of stairs. It's time to start a Tumblr account.",
20900 "Expire all timers that have gone off while away. Must be after migrating monsters and objects are delivered (losedogs and obj_delivery).",
20901 "You didn't eat any doener kebab in a long time! Go do it now, you look hungry!",
20902 "There's a monster at your target destination; it might be one which accompanied you--see mon_arrive(dogmove.c)--or perhaps it was already here.",
20903 "Randomly move you to an adjacent spot or else the monster to any nearby location. Prior to 3.3.0 the latter was done unconditionally.",
20904 "there was an unconditional impossible('mnearto failed') here, but it's not impossible and we're prepared to cope with the situation, so only say something when debugging",
20905 "Check whether we just entered Gehennom.",
20906 "Check whether we just entered Gehennom. If not fire resistant, instadeath.",
20907 "Check whether we just entered Gehennom. If not fire resistant, instadeath. And if you have an amulet of life saving, you get 'Unfortunately, you're still in Gehennom...'",
20908 "You have a sense of deja vu.",
20909 "You feel like you've been here before.",
20910 "This place looks familiar...",
20911 "Whoa! Everything seems different.",
20912 "Whoa! Everything feels different.",
20913 "Whoa! Everything seems/feels (take your pick) different.",
20914 "You are surrounded by twisty little passages, all alike.",
20915 "Gee, this looks like Uncle Conan's place...",
20916 "The heat and smoke are gone.",
20917 "You have penetrated a high security area!",
20918 "A loud alarm siren sounds! (I haven't heard a silent alarm siren yet.)",
20919 "You enter what seems to be an older, more primitive world.",
20920 "You enter what seems to be an older, more primitive world. Now, only capital letter monsters exist and they don't drop corpses.",
20921 "You entered the KKFS branch. This means that your weapons will now always either 'closely miss' or 'hit but do no damage' and enemies will always critical hit you.",
20922 "You entered the KKFS branch. Beware, p is now the autoexplore hotkey that you cannot turn off and which moves you at the speed of about 1 turn per frame, so when you finally realize what's going on and press a key to stop that bullshit, you've already run willy-nilly into uncharted territory and a stone golem and a baluchitherium have spawned in a place that allows them to corner and maul you.",
20923 "You entered the Angband branch. Glyphs will look very different now and it'll take some getting used to.",
20924 "You entered the Angband branch. Warning, better don't drop any items that you want to keep for you'll inevitably hit a trapdoor and then the level is replaced with a different one without your item when you come back.",
20925 "The Angband 'tribute' level in Unnethack is special, it does serve as a trap that can potentially cause you to lose items forever. Don't drop your valuable items there!",
20926 "You entered the OTDR branch, which means that your game can randomly throw a SIGNAL 11 WAS RAISED error that erases your savegame with no way to restore it.",
20927 "You entered the OTDR branch, which means that you have to savescum because random crashes (designed to 'make it more challenging') can erase your save.",
20928 "You entered the OTDR branch, which means that you have silly time limits (little girl's dog quest), need to turn up specific items before you talk to certain NPCs (the druid's amulet of life saving) and most importantly have to pay attention to the type of monster you kill first (immortal dungeon lol you killed 160 jackals good luck getting to DL 160!) or you're screwed.",
20929 "Return TRUE if we created a monster for the corpse. If successful, the corpse is gone.",
20930 "Return TRUE if we created a monster for the corpse. But normally corpses are created from monsters, not the other way around.",
20931 "The corpse writhes out of your grasp!",
20932 "The corpse writhes out of your grasp! Maybe it's not actually dead yet?",
20933 "You feel squirming in your backpack!",
20934 "Riders get a chance to try to bump the obstacle out of their way",
20935 "In Nethack 3.6.x, riders can ram other monsters out of the way to get to you. But if you're prepared, you should be able to handle them anyway, and their AI is still rather bad at pathfinding.",
20936 "Duedelduedelduedel!",
20937 "You feel less hassled.",
20938 "You feel much less hassled.",
20939 "You feel much more hassled.",
20940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Please stretch your leg for me so I can kick against it.'",
20941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'It would be a pleasure for me if you could hold still so I can kick my boots against your leg.'",
20942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You can gladly allow me to kick you.'",
20943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'd like to slam my Ludgera boots to your leg.'",
20944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Come here, I'd really like to kick you in the leg!'",
20945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Why are you always running away?'",
20946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I want you, you should be mine!'",
20947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You don't really dare hurting me, or do you?'",
20948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You're not treating me well at all!'",
20949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Hear immediately on thereby!'",
20950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I just want to slam my boots against your leg! Why do you have a problem with that?'",
20951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'What, you're saying you don't want my Ludgera boots to slam into your leg after all?'",
20952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Why do you have a problem with the fact that I like to go to the toilet?'",
20953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You're probably a macho!'",
20954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I want to be able to shit undisturbed!'",
20955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Why don't you like my boots?'",
20956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'No one ever treated me as badly as you did!'",
20957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'll tell the feminism delegate about your behavior!'",
20958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You won't be able to move on from here!'",
20959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Now I won't help you anymore.'",
20960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Finally let me slam my Ludgera boots against your leg!'",
20961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I go on the toilet whenever I want to! Why do you have to interfere with that?'",
20962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I need to break your leg with my Ludgera boots!'",
20963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I made it to the toilet first! Kindly wait until I'm finished and leave me alone!'",
20964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'My butt can't press out anything at the moment because you're disturbing me!'",
20965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'll kick my boots against your leg now.'",
20966 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Now your leg will be shaken by my kicks.'",
20967 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Now I can do what I want with you.'",
20968 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'From now on you always have to obey my commands.'",
20969 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Right, I'll go back to the toilet because you can't annoy me anymore.'",
20970 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Your leg is there to catch my girly kicks.'",
20971 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Let's see if I can break your leg.'",
20972 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'My Ludgera boots will abuse your leg with girly kicks now.'",
20973 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Now you have to listen to my Ludgera noises!'",
20974 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Do you like it if my sturdy girl boots slam into your leg?'",
20975 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Listen to the erotic Ludgera noises that my butt can produce!'",
20976 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'll place very sensitive girly kicks against your legs, and you'll feel intense pain.'",
20977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Specially for you, my butt is producing very beautiful Ludgera noises.'",
20978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Do you like the splashing noises that my shit makes on the toilet?'",
20979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'My butt is producing very tender pressing noises, and you'll have to listen to my shit splashing in the water.'",
20980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'The only path forward is hidden underneath the toilet, but no one knows apart from myself.'",
20981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Only smart people can figure out where the path forward is on the toilet.'",
20982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'The path forward leads through the toilet and is guarded by me.'",
20983 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'll go to the toilet now.'",
20984 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I like to slam my boots against others' legs.'",
20985 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'It's a pleasure to place girly kicks.'",
20986 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Everyone likes to be kicked by my Ludgera boots.'",
20987 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Maybe I should check the secret path again.'",
20988 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I have to make sure no one can reach the secret path too easily.'",
20989 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'm a stupid blonde girl who thinks men looking at me are sexually harassing me!'",
20990 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I'd so like to use my Ludgera boots to kick you again!'",
20991 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'You have to be abused with girly kicks again eventually!'",
20992 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Black is a good color, you can't do nothing wrong if you wear black shoes. They can be combined with basically every other color.'",
20993 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Wow, red is definitely a great color for sneakers! You should always wear red sneakers if you ask me!'",
20994 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Arrgh, why would any sane man wear pink of all colors? That's girly! If you have pink sneakers, you should definitely never wear them in public because they're an eyesore!'",
20995 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'What? You say you've LAID me??? Stop spreading such bullshit!'",
20996 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I've got no plans for tomorrow yet, would you want to join me for a little game in the casino maybe?'",
20997 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Hey, you're molesting my girlfriend! I'll tell her to step on your hands with her platform boots.'",
20998 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I'm the eroticity queen. Yes, I'm all yours if you allow me to abuse various parts of your body with my block-heeled combat boots first.'",
20999 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Yes, I can fart very well with my tender female butt cheeks. In fact, my butt can produce incredibly beautiful, irresistible farting noises that will cause you to fall in love with me.'",
21000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'You want to stroke my butt cheeks? Well, do you know that I used this very butt to put a log of shit on the lid of your toilet?'",
21001 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'If you want to borrow a laptop, know that it costs 1 euro up front and another for each day until you give it back.'",
21002 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Oh you have a laptop? Will you allow me to use it too if I ask nicely?'",
21003 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man Windows 7 is the absolute full curd! It hobbles, buggles, stutters and laggels all the damn time!'",
21004 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'What why did they design the autosave system THAT stupidly? Now I lost 6 hours of progress because the SHIT game didn't save!'",
21005 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! my beautiful recording where I broke all the highscores DID NOT RECORD! 90 MINUTES FOR NAUGHT! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY PLEASE HELP ME'",
21006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Why the hell does that quest always lock up for me? It never locks up for anyone else, it's just me getting that shitty bug!'",
21007 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Noooooooo! The segfault is back! I'll never be able to fix that one...'",
21008 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'SHIT! This may not be! I segfaulted on the Plane of Air and now the game corrupts every time I try to recover the save! All that progress... lost!'",
21009 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Why do I get that 'impossible' message spam? Certainly it means an actual savegame-erasing crash is just around the corner...'",
21010 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey this shitty level bug, every other time I get that one, can't the bug go on vacation or something and leave me alone?'",
21011 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Of course I got the menu bug again because I always get the menu bug.'",
21012 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Stupid PC, why does the mouse not work? Having to play this game without a mouse is totally shitty!'",
21013 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Shit, why is my monitor black all of a sudden? Is it because the damn cable has come loose?'",
21014 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'SHIT! I was trying to change my BIOS settings and suddenly the screen went black and in the background the system is still running! What the hell am I going to do now?'",
21015 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man this shitty blackscreen bug, it took one and a half hours for it to happen but it happened again, and it prevented me from saving my fucking game because you can't find the button if you can't see the screen! BULL SHIT! Why can't there be a motherfucking hotkey that you can simply press to save the game?'",
21016 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey noou, constantly shit's breaking with this PC!'",
21017 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Hey, my right mouse button is working agai-greeeeeeeeat, of course I got the fucking font bug again and it crashed! Fuck this stupid game!'",
21018 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Well great. I descended the staircase and was immediately hit with the bug that I'm perma-paralyzed and get nibbled to death by a popcorn monster.'",
21019 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Hey there's a scrap of parchment! Huh, it's not really there. ... OUTER ONE NO! Beeeeeeeep, rien ne va plus! That was a REALLY STUPID idea I had there!'",
21020 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'THIS IS SOME MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT! I had found a chest and tried to open it and OF COURSE there was that stupid application error and OF COURSE Windows XP doesn't allow me to ignore that error so I ended up losing that game to such a stupid bug that shouldn't even exist in the first place! I want my Windows 3.1 back for fuck's sake!'",
21021 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Yet another poison instadeath! Nethack sucks! Every time you are hit by a poison attack you automatically die! EVERY TIME!'",
21022 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Fuck the autoexplore hotkey. Fuck it so much. Another game ruined because it autoexplored me into a dead end and monsters cornered me when I wanted to walk back out.'",
21023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man, Mafia is such an absolute bullshit game! After a hundred attempts you've finally managed to kill all those ass birth guys at the motel and then it doesn't autosave and you FAIL THE MISSION because you didn't realize that you had THREE SECONDS TO GET IN YOUR CAR OR LOSE. BULL SHIT.'",
21024 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I had wrecked 8 out of 9 espresso stands on Espresso-To-Go and was about to FINALLY complete that fucked up mission but suddenly a prostitute somehow pulled me out of my car and when I defended myself the cops showed up and when I killed the cops the mafia started shooting at me and when I was down to 2 HP the prostitute killed me by kicking me in the nuts even though I was one keypress short of completing the health cheat code! I'll never beat that mission and as a consequence I'll never see the end of GTA3 :(('",
21025 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man this is such a bullshit, you always have to skip the cutscene when dating your girlfriend or it will crash once the scene has finished playing. What kind of retarded QA team lets such a bug slip through??? '",
21026 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Of course my character once again turned invisible all of a sudden and then the game crashed! What is this shit'",
21027 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'SHIT! It just crashed when I tried to walk near the mercenary vendor!'",
21028 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Well shit... I wanted to hire a mercenary and when trying to open the list the game simply ceased and desisted, with no message.'",
21029 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'SHIT! FUCK THIS BLACKSCREEN BUG BULLSHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!!! I had JUST prepared for the next run by dropping my replacement gear in town and now my screen is black so I can't ever pick the items back up but it had already autosaved that they left my inventory and if I reboot now they're gone forever! FUCK the manufacturer of this extremely SHITTY video card BULLSHIT!'",
21030 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man why are there always compatibility errors when trying to play old games? I want them to simply work, dammit! The old OSes were much better than this modern shit!'",
21031 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Roswitha'. It reads: 'Come in and introduce yourself first. Then you can bring up your matters.'",
21032 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Roswitha'. It reads: 'I'm known for my iced heels.'",
21033 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anita'. It reads: 'I'll test whether your legs are suitable to being scratched by my razor-sharp high heels.'",
21034 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'As far as I know, the secret corridor is hidden in room 19! You have to climb on top of the third clothes hanger and then pass through the ceiling from there!'",
21035 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I've got a hint for you! In the first mission, if you climb up on the fourth tree, you'll be able to skip right to the last mission!'",
21036 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Want free advice? Here's one: repeatedly using the sit command on a destroy armor trap will make you stronger by giving you an intrinsic +4 to damage!'",
21037 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'such a <redacted>!'",
21038 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'fuck you into the knee!'",
21039 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'you strike i one on the muzzle'",
21040 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo, ill blow out your skull'",
21041 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Iwan'. It reads: 'ey yo you are so stupid what thinks you that on my friend on it stands that it is my friend'",
21042 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sofia'. It reads: 'What are you doing here? You can't come in! Disappear into thin air or I'll intoxicate you with my perfume!'",
21043 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sofia'. It reads: 'Don't ask me questions about the hussy club. If you want to inquire about that, direct it to Anna, she's our supreme chairwoman.'",
21044 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'Welcome to my hussy club! I see you don't know much about us yet. Well, I'll have Jil give you a free sample. First I'll tie you to a chair and then she will force you to smell her worn socks for a while.'",
21045 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'Well, us Hussies are special girls. We like to wear the same pair of socks for a long time, which allows us to eventually use them as a weapon to intoxicate others with the beguiling smell. And we also have the unique ability to produce dog shit with our butts, thereby setting traps for others to step into.'",
21046 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'Want to have my Hussies work for you? We'll fulfill almost any request as long as the price is right. It must involve making someone's life hard, though.'",
21047 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'I'm in the bang gang so of course I'd vote for the bang gang candidate in the election! Why is that surprising to you?'",
21048 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'To be honest, I don't really care whether you or the type of ice block are the spokesman. I can live with either of the two of you.'",
21049 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Patricia'. It reads: 'I got steel-capped shoes here!'",
21050 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Patricia'. It reads: 'I'm actually talking in a dialect from East Germany (formerly German Democratic Republic), but that's so hard to translate to English so all of my messages just appear in plain English for simplification reasons.'",
21051 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Wait, so you really found a secret in the place I told you? But... there wasn't supposed to be any secret there, I was just bullshitting you because I wanted to see you fall for it and waste your time looking!'",
21052 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'If you go to the shop on dungeon level 19, you can buy a pair of orange leather boots for 40 zorkmids!'",
21053 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Being chased by the police? Just press the A and B buttons at the same time while driving down a hill, that causes the cop cars to stop.'",
21054 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Hey did you know about this cheat code in DOOM 2? You have to enter 'idceholdy' followed by a number from 1 to 13, and then all enemies become the type you specified.'",
21055 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'If you see Diddy Kong racing on the demo screen, push B, C-left, R and then Z. If you do this cheat code correctly, you'll hear Luigi say 'I'm the best' and then there's a huge selection of new characters.'",
21056 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Want to win Robin Hood (Prince of Thieves) on the NES easily? Push A eight times and B eight times on the title screen and enter 'TAX' on the cheat code field.'", /* remark by Amy: the game is unwinnable from the start if you do */
21057 "There is an ongoing discussion about whether the word 'poofy' in Izchak's quote is acceptable. In the land of SLEX it certainly is and will continue to be.",
21058 "disgusting hack; the alternate selection characters work for any getpos call, but only matter for dowhatis (and doquickwhatis)",
21059 "Type Space or Escape when you're done.",
21060 "Fly away in your escape helicopter when you're done.",
21061 "TODO: if glyph is a pile glyph, convert to ordinary one in order to keep tail/boulder/rock check simple.",
21062 "We always include the hero's location even if there is no monster (invisible hero without see invisible) or object (usual case) displayed there.",
21063 "We always include the hero's location even if there is no monster displayed there. Because the hero is also a monster.",
21064 "Hero's spot will always sort to array[0] because it will always be the shortest distance (namely, 0 units) away from <u.ux,u.uy>.",
21065 "Hero's spot will always sort to array[0] because it will always be the shortest distance (namely, 0 units) away from <u.ux,u.uy>. But what if, due to a bug, the temple priest moves onto your own location?",
21066 "Why do temple priests move on the player's square in Satanchop, and more to the point, why doesn't any part of the code catch that?",
21067 "The fate of Nethack lies on one word in one line of Izchak's speech code.",
21068 "Probably the virus will take over and it will be most sad.",
21069 "For starters, in the German version of Mafia, you absolutely CAN'T hurt civilians who aren't actively trying to kill you. Like, you can literally empty a full clip of your tommygun into them and they won't drop dead or even show signs of having taken damage.",
21070 "German version of 'Mafia': they somehow made it so that NPCs who use melee weapons take pitiful damage if you shoot them. Again, it apparently takes several full clips with the tommygun to kill ONE wrench-wielding asshole. And if you try to run them over with your car? Well, your car comes to a FULL STOP, like if you just raced into a wall, and the bastard takes zero damage.",
21071 "Wanna know how sucky the german version of the 'Mafia' video game is? I wish this was a joke: all the combat noises, like your character saying 'Ouch!' or whatever, have been put through a voice modulator and sound like fucking Mickey Mouse for crying out loud.",
21072 "GTA3, for example, is ultra violent in the original, with detachable limbs and everything; in Germany, not only did they remove that and all the gore, they even made it impossible to do a ground attack! and that is a gameplay change that makes the last red jacks mission almost impossible to complete!",
21073 "Yes, HermiOne Granger (who wants to get her name from the German original back) is lesbian. Her one true love is Millicent Bulstrode.",
21074 "upper left corner of map is <1,0>; with default COLNO,ROWNO lower right corner is <79,20>",
21075 "For some weird-ass reason, the Nethack dungeon's dimensions aren't 80x21, they're 79x21. Why didn't they use that last column?",
21076 "Politicalcorrectnesshack is created if the 'poofy' from Izchak's line is changed, for the SJWs will be crawling from the woodwork and be all over the game saying 'this is insulting' and 'that is misogynistic' and they'll warp the entire game in their attempt to turn it into yet another 'safe space'. And I will mark that day as the day the game jumped the shark. Help protect SLEX from the political correctness!",
21077 "Safe spaces are dangerous. They are creating environments where any opinion that deviates from the norm is suppressed and silenced, which is just one step short from Orwell's 'thought police' that he describes in his dystopic novel '1984'.",
21078 "for normal map sizes, force a fixed-width formatting so that /m, /M, /o, and /O output lines up cleanly; map sizes bigger than Nx999 or 999xM will still work, but not line up like normal when displayed in a column setting",
21079 "Automatic description of features under cursor off.",
21080 "Limiting targets to in sight...",
21081 "reset 'm&M', 'o&O', &c; otherwise, there's no way for player to achieve that except by manually cycling through all spots",
21082 "Skipping over similar terrain when fastmoving the cursor.",
21083 "Why does nethack have stuff like trees when they're almost never used in the game? Just so that variant devs have something to play with?",
21084 "!terrainmode: don't move to remembered trap or object if not currently shown",
21085 "safe_oname() always returns a valid pointer to a string, either the pointer to an object's name if it has one, or a pointer to an empty string if it doesn't.",
21086 "Sadly, recompiling SLEX with colno set to 160 and rowno to 50 results in an unplayable crashfest.",
21087 "historical note: this returns a monster pointer because it used to allocate a new bigger block of memory to hold the monster and its name",
21088 "It's 'great' that some astral plane monster naming code first puts the name in a buffer that's size 64 and then transfers that to another buffer that's only size 32. That seems to be an oversight which is very likely to result in buffer overruns.",
21089 "dogname & catname are PL_PSIZ arrays; object names have same limit",
21090 "dogname & catname are PL_PSIZ arrays; a good hacker will probably find a way to overflow that",
21091 "Jubilex specifically resists naming attempts in Nethack 3.6.x. I thought unique monsters already cannot be renamed?",
21092 "Nethack 3.6.x's do_name.c gives proof that 'Jubilex' is an acceptable spelling! If even the devs of that variant say so, it's basically like word of god!",
21093 "You would never recognize it anyway.",
21094 "Unique monsters have their own specific names or titles. Shopkeepers, temple priests and other minions use alternate name formatting routines which ignore any user-supplied name.",
21095 "Don't say the name is being rejected if it happens to match the existing name.",
21096 "The high priest of Crom doesn't like to be called names! Whoops, you have triggered the Grunthack 'you die now' mechanism which kills you five times and if you're still somehow alive it counts as escaping the dungeon, which is technically a loss.",
21097 "The novel already has a published name.",
21098 "The novel is a very weird item in TSX that apparently exists only because it's a tribute to whoever the author of Twoflower was. I forgot his name. Douglas Adams? Nah, I think it was Pratchwood or something?",
21099 "We don't violate illiteracy conduct here, although it is arguable that we should for anything other than 'X'. Doing so would make attaching player's notes to hero's inventory have an in-game effect, which may or may not be the correct thing to do.",
21100 "If you're using the #annotate command with an illiterate character, is it cheating?",
21101 "We do violate illiteracy in oname() if player creates Sting or Orcrist, clearly being literate (no pun intended...).",
21102 "Why can you name Sting and Orcrist but nothing else? And in particular, why is there a SPFX_RESTR flag for all the tons of other artifacts, instead of a SPFX_NAMEABLE flag for the few artifacts that can be named?",
21103 "The artifact seems to resist the attempt.",
21104 "The artifact seems to resist the attempt. Filthy heretic, don't dare try to remove my beautifully designed fake artifact names!",
21105 "What if there was an artifact item whose name was just a blank space?",
21106 "While engraving, your hand slips.",
21107 "While engraving, your hand slips... right into a heap of shit. Great.",
21108 "This ought to be an argument rather than a static... but oname() is used in a lot of places, so defer.",
21109 "If named artifact exists in the game, do not create another. Also trying to create an artifact shouldn't de-artifact it (e.g. Excalibur from prayer). In this case the object will retain its current name.",
21110 "You can't dual-wield with artifact as secondary weapon in vanilla because vanilla is shit.",
21111 "You know those as well as you ever will.",
21112 "note well: 'obj' might be as instance of STRANGE_OBJECT if target is a mimic; passing that to xname (directly or via simpleonames) would yield 'glorkum' so we need to handle it explicitly",
21113 "The monster decides to call you 'Wibbly Wobbly'.",
21114 "Bug: if the monster is a priest or shopkeeper, not every one of these options works, since those are special cases.",
21115 "Shopkeepers: use shopkeeper name. For normal shopkeepers, just 'Asidonhopo'; for unusual ones, 'Asidonhopo the invisible shopkeeper' or 'Asidonhopo the blue dragon'.",
21116 "'the angry Asidonhopo the blue dragon' sounds silly",
21117 "Be sure to remember whether the buffer starts with a name!",
21118 "Be sure to remember whether the buffer starts with a name! And be especially sure the string in the buffer isn't longer than the actual buffer size!",
21119 "print the name as if mon_nam() was called, but assume that the player can always see the monster--used for probing and for monsters aggravating the player with a cursed potion of invisibility",
21120 "print the name as if mon_nam() was called, but assume that the player can always see the monster; however, monsters can hide or otherwise be obscured from view",
21121 "Everyone is whining about cruelty to animals and animal rights and protection and stuff, but no one ever bats an eye when plants are concerned??? This is ridiculous. Millions of innocent plants get brutally killed every day by evil lawnmowers and combine harvesters and similar things. Plants are sentient beings too and also have a right to live! Machines constructed for cold-heartedly killing them are the work of SATAN, you bloody murderers!",
21122 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Hey, kindly play cleverly!'",
21123 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You little wimp seem to be playing again.'",
21124 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Let's see how badly you play this time!'",
21125 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I can see that you're a noob just by watching you play!'",
21126 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I don't want to watch you wimpy noob play all the time!'",
21127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I want to watch some real player! If you aren't one, kindly get lost!'",
21128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Duh, you did learn how to play this game after all?'",
21129 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'hmm, you're pretty far in the game... but you're the noob of the service! You certainly just had a lucky RNG!'",
21130 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You're playing pretty good for a noob!'",
21131 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Whoa you seem to be an absolute gaming pro! Maybe I should admit that you're not a noob after all?'",
21132 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I'm very hard to convince, but you're really playing quite well!'",
21133 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'are you mayhaps using cheats?'",
21134 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You're the noob of the service! Since when are you so good at the game? You turned on the aimbot, huh?'",
21135 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You wallhack user shitting chap! With wallhack everyone can win!'",
21136 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Get out of my game! Someone as bad and low-skilled as you doesn't belong here!'",
21137 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'If you don't start playing better right now, I'll ban you.'",
21138 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You'll be permabanned if you don't start playing better at once!'",
21139 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'The noob of the service that is you has no place here anymore!'",
21140 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Shitty noobs, all of you!'",
21141 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You still didn't learn how SLEX works!'",
21142 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'If you already insist on being a noob, at least put some effort into it please! Otherwise I'll have to eliminate you!'",
21143 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I want to watch a real player for once and not the windfall that is you!'",
21144 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn... is no one playing except for those shitty noobs...'",
21145 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'We don't want such shitty noobs like you around here! Get out of here now or I'll personally kick you off the server!'",
21146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'React finally!React finally!React finally!React finally!React finally!React finally!React finally!React finally!'",
21147 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Ey, you! React finally now! Don't ever dare just standing there again!'",
21148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You little idiot! If you stand still when I want to see you actually play the game I get REALLY VERY ANGRY! RAAAAAAAAAH!'",
21149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'ROFLMAO geek!'",
21150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I don't want to hear any whiny noob complain about camping being unfair! Camping is a part of this game!'",
21151 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Only noobs can't handle camping!'",
21152 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I don't want noobs in my game.'",
21153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'If you play this game and are a noob, you'll be eliminated by me.'",
21154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Only good players are allowed to participate in this game!'",
21155 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'As long as I'm playing on the server, everyone has to have at least a minimum amount of playing skill!'",
21156 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'We don't want noobs around here!'",
21157 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'What, no kidding, you're really a SLEX expert? But you don't look like one at all!'",
21158 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I haven't seen such a good player like you in a long time!'",
21159 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Oh wait, I found out what's going on here - you cheated! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATER!'",
21160 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I got your IP address! And since you dared using a wallhack, I'll hack you and cut off your internet access!'",
21161 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'I know where you live! If you don't turn off your aimbot right now, I'll come over and break into your house!'",
21162 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Of course suicide isn't an exploit, it's a tactical move! Harharhar!'",
21163 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'ey, I'll steal something from you now!'",
21164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'One can easily steal stuff from you lamer!'",
21165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'This time I'll totally rob you!'",
21166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I was waiting for you to be robbed for a long time!'",
21167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Now you'll be stolen from!'",
21168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I'm much better than you! Give up or I steal everything that you have!'",
21169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Run! Don't you see that I'm someone who knows how to steal money from others?'",
21170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I'm coming to steal from you!'",
21171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Lamer types, all of you! You can't protect your valuable stuff from me!'",
21172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Someone like you deserves to have no money.'",
21173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'You're fully boring!'",
21174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'The last guy was boring already, but you're even more boring!'",
21175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'You're just a lamer who can't protect his money!'",
21176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'You all got nothing!'",
21177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Only I know how to rob others!'",
21178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Only I have an official license to steal, and you of course don't!'",
21179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I'm the uber pwnzor and of course you cannot protect your valuables from me.'",
21180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Whoa I'm fully the superthief!'",
21181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I'm fully super because I'm stealing your stuff!'",
21182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'You're really bad at protecting your purse!'",
21183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'You're not just a lamer, you're an absolute llamah!'",
21184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I can drink beer while taking your purse, you're so bad!'",
21185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Announcement for you lamer: I'll rob your stuff today!'",
21186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I want to steal a lot of money today!'",
21187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I'll take other people's stuff today because I'm fully super!'",
21188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'All lamers whose face I don't like will be stolen from today!'",
21189 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I rob everyone who's too bad!'",
21190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'I steal everything that looks like money!'",
21191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Well wait, I'll still rob your stuff eventually!'",
21192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'Now I'll teleport behind you and steal your purse anyway.'",
21193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'You're extremely unfun!'",
21194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'eh, there is the you...'",
21195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what iss the, a you?'",
21196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what are you doing there, huh?'",
21197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'where do you come from already again?'",
21198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'how do you find me always?'",
21199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you seizes me on!'",
21200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you makes me finished!'",
21201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you shoots with a gun!'",
21202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'huh, who iss the?'",
21203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what iss the for one?'",
21204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why comes the always to here?'",
21205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'eh, what iss there? you?'",
21206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'wants the you what?'",
21207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what makes the you there continuing?'",
21208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what, the you shoots at me? whuh?'",
21209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'ah! de does however pain!'",
21210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'ow wow wow, the you has me pain done!'",
21211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why am i at location and what wants the you from me?'",
21212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'you, hear on thereby!'",
21213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'ey nou, the you shoots yes continuing on me'",
21214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'owwwwwww, the you has me shot!'",
21215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'my weapon shoots yes not at all more!'",
21216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'eh, which iss there loose?'",
21217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why always i? leave me, you!'",
21218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'eh, the you hears yes never on thereby!'",
21219 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what should i with nem weapon?'",
21220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'with the you tunes which not'",
21221 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'here is which not right'",
21222 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why iss here so much not right?'",
21223 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'owwwwww-owowowowowowow! owwwwwwwwwwwwww!'",
21224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i have only still health!'",
21225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'waaaaaaaah, I have only health! why helps me none?'",
21226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'owwowwow ow-wow, owwowwow ow-wow! de does so pain!'",
21227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i want, that it finally no more pain-does!'",
21228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why are the you and so always here?'",
21229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'who was that already again?'",
21230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'boom! i have the you overstruck.'",
21231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'now says the you nothing more'",
21232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you nerves no more rum'",
21233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you stays now lying'",
21234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you should never come to here again'",
21235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'way here!'",
21236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'determined wants me equal which arrest!'",
21237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'finally gives the you up'",
21238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what want they however also all which from me'",
21239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'hopefully does s pain you'",
21240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'quiet be'",
21241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'be finally quiet!'",
21242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'hu! dja! ku! i have the you flogged!'",
21243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'that-has-how-ever-pain-do-ne, harharhar!'",
21244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'you make me never again what you, hears you?'",
21245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'finally!'",
21246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'nerve stop not continuing you!'",
21247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'only still health, hopefully comes not still one'",
21248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i white not at all, what here loosely is'",
21249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i white not at all, what the you at all wanted has'",
21250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'huh, a dead you?'",
21251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'eh, i have simply only degree out shot!'",
21252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'where goes-sitt here to?'",
21253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what makes then the weapon?'",
21254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what should i then now make?'",
21255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i white not at all, what i here at all make should!'",
21256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'how shoots one then with nem weapon?'",
21257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'where must one then here long?'",
21258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i run degree so rum'",
21259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i run back and forth, but i white not where i to must'",
21260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'ou, there stands which... location? there was i yes still never!'",
21261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'my weapon shows ammo on... what means that?'",
21262 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'whatfor stands then team?'",
21263 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'now goes s probably to right!'",
21264 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i believe, i must now to left go!'",
21265 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'hmm, goes s there in front now to right? i believe rather left! but i am me not sure!'",
21266 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'at best go i simply times degree out further!'",
21267 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'what was that then already again?'",
21268 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow, ow-wow-wow...'",
21269 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'ooooooooooooooooooooow-wowwowwowwowwowwowwow! owwwwwwwwwwww!'",
21270 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'one has me off-shot!'",
21271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'help, i am off-shot became!'",
21272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'the you has me off-shot!'",
21273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'oooow-wowow, who hasenn there the stupid thing to?'",
21274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'oooo, is de stupid!'",
21275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'eh, what is loosely? why am i up once dead?'",
21276 "You can no longer sense monsters. Well that was quick.",
21277 "You are now wearing an amulet of strangulation.",
21278 "You float imperceptibly.",
21279 "putting on or taking off an item which confers displacement; give feedback and discover it iff displacement state is changing *and* hero is able to see self (or sense monsters)",
21280 "actively sensing nearby monsters via telepathy or extended monster detection overrides vision considerations because hero also senses self in this situation",
21281 "You feel that monsters have difficulty pinpointing your location.",
21282 "You feel that monsters have difficulty pinpointing your location. Displacement and invisibility make the game way too easy, monsters almost never manage to attack you correctly!",
21283 "Speed boots are still better than intrinsic speed, though not better than potion speed.",
21284 "For levitation, float_down() returns if Levitation, so we must do a setworn() _before_ the levitation case.",
21285 "Note: it's already being worn, so we have to cheat here.",
21287 "My brain hurts! (Well at least I still have a brain, because I didn't encounter any mind flayers yet.)",
21288 "You now wield the cockatrice corpse in your bare hands, and as a result your status changes to statue.",
21289 "Cockatrice corpses can transform spiders into floating eyes - status to statue! Geddit? Oh damn, jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them... The 's' in status becomes the 'e' in statue. s is spider and e is floating eye in NetHack. Bah, that joke wasn't hard to get IMHO...",
21290 "The gone functions differ from the off functions in that if you die from taking it off and have life saving, you still die.",
21291 "You don't feel like yourself. In fact, you're out of character and somehow feel the desire to fully step into dog shit with profiled shoes.",
21292 "Tomorrow morning you'll turn back to the girl you used to be, but not tonight. For now, you must absolutely clean the dog shit off your profiled shoes, and it will take hours. Have fun!",
21293 "Ah, you're done stepping into dog shit, and now your soles are completely immersed with the stuff. That felt good.",
21294 "You finish playing Anastasia, and as a result, both of your shoes now have lots of dog shit on their soles. You needed that.",
21295 "Your neck is no longer constricted!",
21296 "Your neck is no longer constricted, but unfortunately you still choke for some reason! You die...",
21297 "You are no longer inside the suffocation cube. You suffocate. Do you want your possessions WHAT BUUUUUUUG THE SUFFOCATION TIMER DIDNT GET RESET",
21298 "Suddenly you are transparent, but there!",
21299 "Suddenly you are transparent, but there! Does that mean you can no longer wank off invisibly? What if everyone else can also see you again?",
21300 "In TSX, there's a ton and a half of special cases added to the ring-wearing code that make it so that certain enchanted rings don't autoidentify in all cases.",
21301 "Make invisible monsters go away.",
21302 "Make invisible monsters go away! Shout 'Elbereth'!",
21303 "Maybe we forgot that we were suffering from amnesia?",
21304 "Did you know that amnesia is a very fun game mechanic because it allows you to discover more stuff?",
21305 "Amnesia should work both ways. Instead of just forgetting things that your character has learned, it should also make it harder to memorize new things, so if you get flayed often, newly identified items won't stay identified, newly explored level maps will slowly fade back to black, spells randomly vanish from your spell menu...",
21306 "For the first time in your life, you can see!",
21307 "TSX devs was so uberwierdo and made it so that you can break the blind from birth (zen) conduct via the Eyes of the Overworld, instead of making it so that if you tell the game that you're permablind from the start then YOU ACTUALLY ARE PERMABLIND FOR THE ENTIRE GAME.",
21308 "LOL TSX has introduced a counterpart to the 'donning' function, which is used when you don a piece of armor, and they actually named it 'doffing'. ROFL. So you basically 'doff' your gear if you take it off? Hahaha.",
21309 "We don't want to call cancel_don() if we got here via <X>_off() -> setworn((struct obj *)0) -> cancel_doff() because that would stop the 'A' command from continuing with next selected item.",
21310 "For taking off an individual item with 'T'/'R'/'w-', it doesn't matter whether cancel_don() gets called here--the item has already been removed by now.",
21311 "If you want to take off several items, be aware that you may be interrupted. Don't read a scroll of enchant armor immediately after! (In SLEX, you can thankfully target the piece of armor that can be enchanted.)",
21312 "Would you agree that amnesia is a fun game mechanic?",
21313 "Would you agree that slex should add more sources of amnesia to the game because currently they're too rare?",
21314 "You encounter a construction where someone is waiting behind a wall, but you can only see their butt. As you move closer, the butt starts farting. Furious, you want to use your hand to slap it repeatedly, but a voice announces: 'You may only stroke and caress the butt with your hands, violence is not permitted.' What do you do?",
21315 "You come to a construction where someone's scrotum is visible, the remainder of that person is apparently standing behind the otherwise solid wall. Do you: ruffle and massage the scrotum with your hands, push your knee into it, or simply walk away without doing anything?",
21316 "Careful, don't use your right hand all the time, you might develop carpal tunnel syndrome!",
21317 "Are you developing carpal tunnel syndrome from playing? Try this (from the ToME FAQ): Hold your arms out horizontally, make a fist, and then point the fist towards the floor, as much as you can. This will stretch one side's tendons. Hold for 5 seconds. Then make a flat hand and hold it level with your arm, hold for 5 seconds. Now splay your fingers and attempt to make your hand point toward the ceiling (this one is hard, so don't push it too much). You should feel your tendons stretching. Repeat this a few times.",
21318 "You stop taking off your mitre of holiness.",
21319 "while putting on, item becomes worn immediately but side-effects are deferred until the delay expires; when interrupted, make it unworn (while taking off, item stays worn until the delay expires; when interrupted, leave it worn)",
21320 "It used to be so that the random garbled strings in SLEX could mess up the server, which was unintentional. Someone bitched about it endlessly and tried to make it sound as if I had done that on purpose to mess up players' terminals, even though it was really a bug and I fixed it. Yet when I bitch about stuff, I get kicked from the IRC.",
21321 "Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.",
21322 "Curses, like chickens, come home to roost. But most of the time, the ultra-annoying curse items effect just means 'if it got a crucial piece of equipment, whip out the blessed remove curse; otherwise, suck it up or maybe use a holy water on that specific item'.",
21323 "Be warned! We want off_msg after removing the item to avoid 'You were wearing ____ (being worn).' However, an item which grants fire resistance might cause some trouble if removed in Hell and lifesaving puts it back on",
21324 "We're really glad that you don't have to be fire resistant for Gehennom anymore, because that was just stupid. Trolls and altmer would be unwinnable in SLEX!",
21325 "We're really glad that you don't have to be fire resistant for Gehennom anymore, because that was just stupid. There is literally zero fire apart from some stray fire traps there, because everything is these boring mazes. Why would those require fire resistance???",
21326 "Why is vanilla Gehennom so absolutely un-hellish? I'd expect lava streams with pathways made of volcanic rock, yet all we ever get are those endless boring mazes???",
21327 "Why is Gehennom still so incredibly boring if there's lava caves instead of mazes? And why are the lava streams often placed such that the best strategy is to repeatedly let a white dragon bounce its breath off your amulet?",
21328 "You can't wear the condome because you're wearing a blindfold there already. (This makes no sense, but adding extra equipment slots would be even more cumbersome.)",
21329 "You can't wear any armor in your current form.",
21330 "You can't wear any armor in your current form. But you may try anyway because this is SLEX. Praise the lord!",
21331 "You cannot wear a shield while wielding two weapons.",
21332 "You can't equip a shield if your current weapon is two-handed in Skyrim, and that's bullshit! In Oblivion you can do that!",
21333 "You have too many hooves to wear boots.",
21334 "You have too many hooves to wear boots. Which is stupid, why can't centaurs simply put a pair of boots on each of their pairs of hooves?",
21335 "Your leg is attached to the buried ball!",
21336 "You narrowly avoid losing all chance at your goal.",
21337 "You are suddenly overcome with shame and change your mind.",
21338 "You are already wearing a full complement of armor.",
21339 "Your ring-fingers are full, and you're already wearing an amulet and a condome.",
21340 "The magic binary numbers 127 and -128 should be replaced with the mystic decimal numbers 99 and -99 which require no explanation to the uninitiated and would cap the width of a status line value at one less character.",
21341 "secondary weapon doesn't need nearly as much handling as primary; when in two-weapon mode, we know it's one-handed with something else in the other hand and also that it's a weapon or weptool rather than something unusual, plus we don't need to compare its type with the primary",
21342 "If a cloak is being worn, add the time to take it off and put it back on again. Kludge alert! since that time is 0 for all known cloaks, add 1 so that it actually matters...",
21343 "Since setting the occupation now starts the counter next move, that would always produce a delay 1 too big per item unless we subtract 1 here to account for it.",
21344 "You simply have to fully enjoy the sensation of Mailie stepping on your hands again and again with her platform boots. Even though you could theoretically fight back, it simply feels so beautiful whenever she stomps your cute limbs.",
21345 "Your cloak of magic resistance crumbles and turns to dust!",
21346 "Your armor turns to dust and falls to the floor!",
21347 "Your shirt crumbles into tiny threads and falls apart!",
21348 "Your helmet turns to dust and is blown away!",
21349 "Your gloves vanish!",
21350 "Your boots disintegrate!",
21351 "Your boots disintegrate you! Game over!",
21352 "Your shield crumbles away!",
21353 "You need to take off outer armor, otherwise you cannot take off inner armor.",
21354 "You should play all the NetHack variants, like dnethack and SLEX, maybe Dynahack if you want to mix things up a little, or even FIQhack if you're bold.",
21355 "XNethack and Splicehack are interesting variants, based on Nethack 3.6.x, so they play differently from most of the other variants. Play them!",
21356 "Once you autoexplore in KKFS, you never go back - because it autoexplored you into a dead end and when trying to walk out of it, undefeatable ubermonsters are blocking the only way out.",
21357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I don't want to play with your nuts, I just want to kick them repeatedly with my block heels.'",
21358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Don't you agree that it's beautiful that nature gave the male sex a weakness in the form of sensitive nuts? I really like to kick them flat with my block-heeled lady boots.'",
21359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mailie'. It reads: 'This is unfair! You constantly fart in my face and I'm not allowed to kick your ass with my platform boots! Who invented those rules??? '",
21360 "New mission: Country on all four columns! This one is easier if you use a green tank. You need to make it to the top of all four columns at least once, then the top of the pyramid will flake away and you can enter it.",
21361 "New mission: Roll into the cage! It's the first mission in the hardest course of Kaizo Mario 64, good luck beating it.",
21362 "New mission: Supply Lines! Normally this is an easy one, but in some early release versions your plane will lose fuel even when you're not pressing the accelerator button, making it much harder. You need to hunt down and kill four of Berkley's delivery guys and then get the plane back to Zero's roof before it runs out of fuel.",
21363 "New mission: New Model Army! Now you have to control a RC helicopter and move all kinds of barrels, planks and even bombs to help Zero make it to the other side, while Berkley uses his own RC chopper to constantly put new obstacles into your path and he also has tanks that can kill Zero's car. Oh, and there's a rather strict time limit. Headaches guaranteed.",
21364 "New mission: Heel Stealing! You have to steal a woman's high-heeled shoes to obtain this trophy. Kindly give the shoes back to her after you did it, though.",
21365 "New mission: Largest Diving Jump! To get this trophy, jump from the 10 meter diving board and touch bottom in the pool. Its depth is 4 meters.",
21366 "New mission: Waterfall Mushroom Climb! This trophy is obtained by climbing on top of the waterfall mushroom while it is in operation. Not sure how you're supposed to actually manage to get on top of it, though, and it might get you a pool supervisor wanted level too.",
21367 "New mission: Stop in the Race Slide! You have to come to a full stop in the water slide and let at least one other racer pass you by while stopped. In order to avoid injury, be sure to not stop right in the center of the course.",
21368 "New mission: Race Record Break! Beat the top time on the water slide to get this trophy. It doesn't matter how you do that; you can just be really fast, use cheats, or hack the timing device, but the important part is that your displayed time is faster than 9:25.",
21369 "New mission: Dive for a Bordeaux wine! This trophy is awarded for those who climb the fence to dive into the Rhine and manage to get a bottle of Bordeaux wine (which must be originally sealed, otherwise it doesn't count) up from the bottom of the river.",
21370 "New mission: Trainriding like a Hobo! Getting this trophy requires you to jump on a freight train and travel from Frankfurt to Nuremberg that way. CAUTION: any mistakes can result in death, don't try this at home.",
21371 "New mission: Federal highway crossing! This trophy requires you to cross the four-lane federal highway on foot, which is lethal because collisions with cars can kill you.",
21372 "New mission: Demolition Man! You have to use the RC helicopter to plant bombs in a multi-story building, and not only is there a very strict time limit, your chopper can also explode and then you lose. This can happen if you bump into walls too many times, or if you're a complete noob, allowing the building workers to hit your chopper can also cause this (ram them with speed to kill them instead).",
21373 "New mission: Espresso-2-Go! Here you need to destroy nine espresso stalls that are always in the same places yet don't appear on the radar until you actually physically visited each of their locations, and not only can the mafia kill you, it's also possible that you get pulled out of your car by a prostitute or light girl and get stopped for long enough that the timer runs out, even when you had already finished 8 out of 9 stalls.",
21374 "New mission: C-4! This is the hardest level of Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels, because there's a fire barrier that you basically cannot pass without getting hit. It's almost impossible unless you know of the existence of a hidden mushroom, but even then it's still insanely hard because you need to still have the mushroom when you are at that fire barrier, and then defeat Bowser as small Mario or Luigi.",
21375 "Did you know that the reason why some men look down on lesbians is that their little penises can't handle the fact that they won't be making this particular woman pregnant?",
21376 "New mission: Whirlpool Groping! If you want this trophy, you must grope a strange woman in the whirlpool. It may not be a relative, acquaintance or wife of you, because that would be too easy. Also, you may be eighty-sixed from the pool and even get the cops' attention.",
21377 "New mission: Sauna Bath! This trophy is achieved by spending at least 15 hours in the sauna, but your skin will probably be badly damaged unless you used a lot of sun protection factor.",
21378 "New mission: Burkini Faso! To get this trophy, you must have the guts to take off a religious woman's headcloth in public, which is very risky since it may get the cops on the scene, or worse, she may call a bunch of measurer men to attack you.",
21379 "New mission: Wave Bouncing! Get this trophy by lasting for the entire duration of waves in the pool without getting your head submerged at any time and without coming in contact with a bubbling hole more than 5 times.",
21380 "New mission: Jet Stream Speed! If you want this trophy, you must complete a lap in the jet stream canal real fast, which is easier said than done since there's usually lots of other swimmers in the canal who will get in your way.",
21381 "New mission: Top of the Shower! Climb both of the jet stream canal showers for this trophy. This is likely to get you a pool supervisor wanted level, so be careful.",
21382 "New mission: Swim through the sea! You should attempt this trophy only if the sky is cloudy, because it is obtained by swimming all the way across the sea to the other side and you do NOT want to get a sunstroke while you're out in open water.",
21383 "New mission: Reaching the Treetops! Climb on top of a moderately sized tree (at least 5 meters in height) to get a power star, err, trophy.",
21384 "New mission: BDSM Platform! All you have to do for this trophy is to climb on top of a low-height platform. But this platform is guarded by Tuxie, every Super Mario 64 player's favorite penguin girl, and she will continuously try to ram her sharp beak into your fingers while you climb.",
21385 "New mission: High Heel Marathon! Gain this trophy by running 10 km in heels, with a finishing time of 84 minutes or better. If you're too slow, you have to try the entire ordeal again on the next day.",
21386 "New mission: Obtaining Wonderlegs! This trophy requires a lot of time even if you know what you're doing, because it is obtained only if you manage to defeat a lot of high-heeled, dangerous lady shoes without suffering any serious injuries. If your legs sustain even a single bloody injury, you may start all over again.",
21387 "New mission: Ice-Cream Eating! A rather easy trophy, acquired by eating a cone with at least three balls of ice. Pick any flavor you want and make sexy licking noises - chllllllllllp! <3",
21388 "New mission: Crater Lapping! Race into the crater and do at least 5 laps before you're sucked into the orifice in the center, then you obtain a trophy.",
21389 "New mission: Record Golfing! Beat the entire golf course (18 holes) and get a better score than the current record for this course to obtain this trophy.",
21390 "Normally, game designers try to patch crash bugs, although there are also games where patches introduce crashes, Age of Empires (the first one) is notorious for that, that patch accidentally added a goddamn SAVEGAME CORRUPTION ERROR, and as a result I always play without the patch :P",
21391 "The Opposing Forceses mod of Half-Life added a bug that if a shockbolt is in midair when you save (or certain other things are in progress when you save), you can no longer load the savegame in question because it will crash.",
21392 "The Sven Co-Op mod for Half-Life made it so that snipers often cause the game to hang when killed. Why doesn't that get fixed, am I the only one who gets that bug?",
21393 "Half-Life made it so that Xen masters (aka flying assholes) occasionally cause the game to hang. Why doesn't that get fixed, am I the only one who gets that bug?",
21394 "The programmer of dnhslex made it so that visiting the discoveries screen as a chiropteran samurai or certain other characters causes a segfault because it somehow tries to access the name of an object whose base type is an 8-digit number, which obviously doesn't exist. Amy still has not managed to fix her shit in that regard and therefore 'masked' the bug instead. If you know how to fix it, please tell me!",
21395 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'ey, you are shit!'",
21396 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You muck chap can which experience!'",
21397 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'This time I'll get you, little one!'",
21398 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I was waiting for an opportunity to fuck you!'",
21399 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Now you'll get a beating!'",
21400 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I'm much better than you! Give up or I'll fuck you fully in the ass!'",
21401 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I'm coming to flog you!'",
21402 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Ey! Wantsye what?'",
21403 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Do you want to go to the hospital?'",
21404 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You pseudo!'",
21405 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You're thinking you're the idiot again.'",
21406 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'For daring to do that I'm gonna cut off your dick.'",
21407 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Now I'll wait until you have to reload and then I'll polish your visage.'",
21408 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'boah, you're so shitty...'",
21409 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Finally shut your shitty muzzle, you!'",
21410 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I have a gun! Fuck off immediately or I shoot you!'",
21411 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You're such a complete idiot, but you're getting some on the muzzle properly now!'",
21412 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Leave me finally alone, you ass birth! Otherwise sits it which!'",
21413 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'That has sat now however, what?'",
21414 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'So. Now holdsye however permanently your muzzle.'",
21415 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'But now I fucked you.'",
21416 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'The last enemy was shitty already, but you're really fully the small dickhead guy!'",
21417 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Shitting chap type!'",
21418 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You're such a muck chap who cannot do anything right!'",
21419 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I'm the only one who has a dick, and you don't have one of course!'",
21420 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You have I together-struck!'",
21421 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I'm the upper bloke, and a muck chap like you certainly cannot escape from me!'",
21422 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'Whoa, I'm the best!'",
21423 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I'm fully super because I'll beat you down!'",
21424 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You can train as much as you can without getting good!'",
21425 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You're an outright asshole!'",
21426 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I can drink beer while giving you a hook to the chin, you're SO bad!'",
21427 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'I am with limb!'",
21428 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Illifanilli'. It reads: 'You don't have a dick anyway!'",
21429 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'So, now I'll tell you what I think of your bad behavior.'",
21430 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Soon I'll have a serious talk with you!'",
21431 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You disobeyed the rules yet again and therefore I'll punish you now.'",
21432 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'My rules state that no one may visit this dungeon level! You'll be eliminated from here permanently!'",
21433 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Yet again you went to the dungeon. But that was the last time now!'",
21434 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'll get you, and then you'll be sorry, rascal!'",
21435 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'll get your ass because yet again you didn't obey my rules.'",
21436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'All teachers will come to stop your revolt! We'll give you a severe punishment!'",
21437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'm going to teach you a hard lesson!'",
21438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Now you'll see my true power.'",
21439 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You entered this dungeon and now you even refuse to leave? You shall be punished by flogging!'",
21440 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'If I get you in my fingers!'",
21441 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Run for your life. For if I get you, I'll rip you to pieces.'",
21442 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'All teachers have to come to the employment, because you think you could take everything the liberty! You must be expelled from school!'",
21443 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You mean little lass will get acquainted with me now!'",
21444 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Hopefully I can make it so that you get whipped!'",
21445 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'll strangle you if I get you!'",
21446 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'When *I* was a pupil, those who misbehaved as much as you just did would have been flogged to death!'",
21447 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Shitty pupils! They never obey the rules because they're fully the shitty little children!'",
21448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'For the remaining day you will be expelled from the dungeon.'",
21449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You get kept in after school for one hour today.'",
21450 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'For now you'll be eliminated from here. Maybe then you realize that you misbehaved.'",
21451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You'll receive some cane strokes from me now.'",
21452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Flogging is an adequate punishment for you.'",
21453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'For now you only get a class book entry, but do that again and you'll be put under arrest!'",
21454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You have to pay a fine of 5 euros to me.'",
21455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I think a couple days of school exclusion will be good for you.'",
21456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'For the next days you shall be locked up in a torture chamber!'",
21457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Yeah, I got the whipping permission from my homie Argus Filch! Now I'll whip you! Harharharharhar!'",
21458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'For your next exam you will get a mark worse by one.'",
21459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Because of your constant misbehavior you're expelled from school now!'",
21460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Here comes my hammer, and you're gonna be the nail.'",
21461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'As a punishment you have to calculate 5 pages in the math book.'",
21462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You have to write this sentence by hand 100 times: 'I may not enter the Dungeons of Doom because my teacher prohibits it!''",
21463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You'll be put in the asylum now, and you'll never get out again!'",
21464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Now you have to write an essay of at least 10 pages about your bad behavior, as a punishment of course.'",
21465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Hmm, I have to think about the way in which I'll punish you. It has to be something that hurts, of course!'",
21466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I watch out like a meter candle!'",
21467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'm not a shitty pantywaist who lets some passerby pupils annoy him!'",
21468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'm the iron-hard teacher who doesn't let anything pass!'",
21469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Only people who are as consequent as I may be teachers at this school!'",
21470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I'm fighting the moral decline of the modern times!'",
21471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'The death penalty awaits you now!'",
21472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'No one will ever hear as much as a peep from you again because I will eradicate you!'",
21473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You fly from this school and end up in the asylum, got it?'",
21474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'All that you own will become my property! And you won't be able to prevent that!'",
21475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Now nothing about you matters to me any more. No matter how many A grades you have, you'll be expelled and never come back.'",
21476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'Pay 10000 euros to me or this is your end!'",
21477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Here's something for you!'",
21478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Dude I got quality shit right here.'",
21479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Want some crack? I got some!'",
21480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Good day! Do you want some grams of crack?'",
21481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Special offers on crack today! Make your deal!'",
21482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'oh, you look like you're from the pole duck...'",
21483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'I think you're a cop! Nope, I won't sell to the likes of you.'",
21484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Yeah! Customers! What will you have?'",
21485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Pay 30 zorkmids of protection money to me or this is your end!'",
21486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'This is my turf! You entered it without permission and therefore have to pay 10 zorkmids to me!'",
21487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Whaaaaaat? Now I'll fix you up.'",
21488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Lick me!'",
21489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Get lost. You're driving my customers away.'",
21490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You can do me times!'",
21491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'I knew it! You're a shitty cop!'",
21492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Cursed pole duck!'",
21493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'I want customers and no assholes! You hear?'",
21494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You traitorious devil! My revenge is safe you!'",
21495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You intruder are no longer a potential customer, you're a potential corpse!'",
21496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Oh no, apparently the competition is at work here!'",
21497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'I got to make it clear to the pole duck for once and for all that this is my turf!'",
21498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You're a member of a rivaling dealer gang! I have to punch your lights out!'",
21499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You dare it to provoke me? Your last little hour struck!'",
21500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You certainly have money! You should have paid up!'",
21501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'The cop that is you will not bust me!'",
21502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Get lost you donut eater! We don't want you around here!'",
21503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'This is my turf and the pole duck won't change that!'",
21504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'boah you're totally stoned already...'",
21505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You're fully the junkie! I'm making a killing because you always buy crack with me!'",
21506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Another successful deal!'",
21507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You won't be dealing in my turf anymore, got it?'",
21508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'You refused to pay your protection money for too long!'",
21509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Crack for everyone!'",
21510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Where are the damn customers?'",
21511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Hey! Come here! It's here where you get your crack, dude!'",
21512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Buy your crack here!'",
21513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Dude, buy crack with me! It's 10%% cheaper than with the competition!'",
21514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'How much longer am I supposed to stand here and wait for customers who want some crack?'",
21515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Don't say the cops caught my customers!'",
21516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Did you run out of donuts or what's the deal with you?'",
21517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey you little shitter'",
21518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'come here now you fear hare there in the back'",
21519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'stop running away'",
21520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'if i you get then is which the matter'",
21521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you look so shit, i will flog you now'",
21522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you always run away! if i get you!'",
21523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey, if i get you, i make you so cold...'",
21524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you get i, you amusing type!'",
21525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you strike i soon together.'",
21526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey, now impact i you however, you'",
21527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'now getsye one on the muzzle'",
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21529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey, shitty guy! that show ichs now however, that!'",
21530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you hit i fully together'",
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21534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'i flog you dumb guy now'",
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21539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'now am i correctly sourly!'",
21540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'if i am correctly sour i flog everyone through who annoys me!'",
21541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'directly flog i the muck chaps! but all of them!'",
21542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'hu! dja! ku! now flog i you!'",
21543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku! now my super ape comes and flogs you!'",
21544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'harharharharhar, now flog i you fully through!'",
21545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you should stop to whine'",
21546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'if one such a weakling is like you, one is stop together-struck'",
21547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you are too weak! you should not dare to walk on the street at all'",
21548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'the is a nature law that everyone makes you finished!'",
21549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'now have i you the muzzle plugged!'",
21550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'count beautifully your blue stains'",
21551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'now you can from me in the hospital'",
21552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'i have you nevertheless forewarned, debt'",
21553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'what areye however also so stupid'",
21554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'no one has a chance against me!'",
21555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'no one can win against me!'",
21556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'i am the only one who still fights here!'",
21557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'all others except me are windfall!'",
21558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'give finally peace, or i flog you again!'",
21559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'amusing that you still do not have enough!'",
21560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'here i am the boss, who does not recognize that gets together-struck'",
21561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'only if you go to me out of the way are you not together-struck'",
21562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'i win the most fights because i am simply the best'",
21563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'here issit fully boring'",
21564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'here is nothing loosely'",
21565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'i want finally again one mix-up'",
21566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'o man, i sleep equal in'",
21567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'here comes yes never at all one that i can flog!'",
21568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'oar issit here boring!'",
21569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'triple snore'",
21570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey, if i not soon again one flog can...'",
21571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'therefore make i you so finished, small...'",
21572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you must one really completely badly through-flog!'",
21573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ohh, are you perhaps times shit...'",
21574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'shitty ass births!'",
21575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'from now will i you to the end of the world hunt!'",
21576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'still 5 seconds and i impact you!'",
21577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: '4 - 3 - 2 - haste again luck had, you shitty guy!'",
21578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey, let you nevertheless times finish, you shitty guy, you...'",
21579 "You hear the sounds of a programmer cursing in frustration.",
21580 "Your magic chip flies out of your trouser pocket from the force of the blow! Now you have to get it back if you want to be able to cast spells again.",
21581 "Attention: Mister Mike is about to use a half-ghost. This will allow him to genocide one of your items, meaning all instances of that item will evaporate and you can never get the item in question again.",
21582 "Ben Argimunt used to be the farting master but the next person in the ghost ranking, who just happens to be Wendy O' Koopa, managed to steal his farts and now she is the only person in the world that can fart.",
21583 "You need to use the big exchange ghost in order to free the tank world from the curse of the half-ghost.",
21584 "If your magic chip flies all the way to the tank world, you have to also go there and duel Mister Mike, who has his magic. That's right, Mister Mike has his own magic chip, it's not as if he had found yours and thereby became capable of doing magic.",
21585 "In the equality world, you can restore justice only if you infiltrate the toilet of the Kaufhof department store, which is the best-guarded toilet in the entire equality world. There you need to remove a thin bar of wood. Why that act will restore justice? No plan!",
21586 "It used to be that in the equality world, men would go on men's toilets and women would go on women's toilets, but the women found a way to make it so that they can use all toilets and the men are unable to use them at all, so the latter had no choice but to soil themselves, because equality world laws state that you're not allowed to simply take a dump in the wilderness. Violations would result in cops spawning and apprehending you immediately.",
21587 "In the equality world, girls like to enter the male toilet and take a crap without pulling up the lid first. When a man tries to stop them, the girl will stomp his toes with her high-heeled combat boots.",
21588 "In the equality world, young women love to take a crap on the toilet seat of the men's toilet. When questioned by a man, the woman will pull down his trousers and pants, and if he still wants to cause trouble, she uses her high heels to scratch up and down his legs, opening dangerous wounds.",
21589 "In the equality world, female persons of all ages often use the male toilet in inappropriate ways, and they will use their high heels to hurt men who try to get them to leave.",
21590 "The equality world's guardians really tried hard to protect the Kaufhof department store toilet, but several women launched attacks and eventually one of them bludgeoned all the guards and then used her butt to constantly press farting gas into the central chamber for two hours straight. Eventually, the guardians inside had to surrender because otherwise they would have suffocated, and as a result, the women could take over the entire place.",
21591 "It used to be that the equality world's guardians for guarding the male toilet were male themselves, but they were defeated by the women. Now, the toilet is guarded by vicious ladies in black high-heeled shoes, and they will use their beautiful heels to stomp any and all male intruders.",
21592 "Some women in the equality world will occasionally visit men who are imprisoned in a toilet. If the woman feels like being nice, she will talk engagingly to the guy, maybe even massage him... but other women may be cruel and repeatedly kick the guy in the nuts with their high heels.",
21593 "The equality world is a story by Amy that was never published. If you find any references to it in SLASH'EM Extended, ignore them because they're probably ultra sexist and any legitimate fanfic site would ban the story immediately.",
21594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'I only want to cause little scratches and injuries to you with my lovely sneakers, didn't know that they're so dangerous!'",
21595 "The bug goes away only if you put the blegh values back to their starting blegh values!",
21596 "Main problem of the tank world is that when Wendy gained the ability to fart, she found a way to pass on that ability to a bunch of other girls. I'm not sure how the ghosts could be used to fix that problem.",
21597 "The sexy Princess Cathlette can use her tender lilac stiletto heels to bash up doors made of massive wood, which is of course a very princess-like thing to do. Every princess regularly breaks through locked doors like that!",
21598 "The sexy Princess Cathlette can use her tender lilac stiletto heels to crush other people's fingers, which is of course a very princess-like thing to do. Every princess regularly stomps unprotected fingers like that!",
21599 "The sexy Princess Cathlette can use her tender lilac stiletto heels to produce beautiful clacking noises, which is of course a very princess-like thing to do. Every princess regularly walks in a way that causes her heels to make a lot of noise!",
21600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Watch out, here comes the great Walter!'",
21601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You're arrested! Give up immediately!'",
21602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'The great Walter is coming to get you.'",
21603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You're framed for theft and since I'm a cop, I will bust you now!'",
21604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'I saw exactly how you took someone's right of way! Freeze!'",
21605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Stop! You have to continue immediately!'",
21606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You can't win against me. Get ready to be defeated now!'",
21607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'I'm not saying it again! Stop robbing others or my gun will shoot you!'",
21608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Stop! You must pay 70 euros for exceeding the permissible maximum speed!'",
21609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You cannot defeat me - I'm the great Walter!'",
21610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Such sorry worms like you can't hope to defeat me!'",
21611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You became probably moved!'",
21612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You're really bonkers! You can which experience!'",
21613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Let's see if you continue your antisocial behavior if I aim my shotgun at you!'",
21614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Ey, you mean little thief! I'm a cop, don't you recognize that?'",
21615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Oh, I think I'll call my colleague Micha, she shall put her revolver under your nose!'",
21616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You're probably finally bonkers?'",
21617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Bow before the great Walter!'",
21618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Even you have to accept that you can't defy me!'",
21619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Since I'm a cop, I hereby decree that you will be imprisoned.'",
21620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Busted!'",
21621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'I'll celebrate this day by asking my colleague Micha out to the restaurant!'",
21622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'I won't let criminals like you live!'",
21623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Sure. Of course I want that you can keep stealing everything that isn't nailed down.'",
21624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Your car is made of thief-steal! And therefore it will be seized by me now!'",
21625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'If you steal something or commit some other crime, you will be busted by me.'",
21626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'My sexy butt can fart very powerfully, producing tender air current noises in the process. The gas that I release can have the same effect as pepper spray, giving you difficulties of breathing.'",
21627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Your voice doesn't sound nice at all! For that I'd love to stomp your toes for once, which allegedly isn't nice either but it might shut you up!'",
21628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'My platform boots want to take a lustful stroll on the promenade.'",
21629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Damn, why did you nincompoop have to walk in just as I was having sex with my girlfriend? Strayer, stop wanking off and get the sword out of the little backpack, will ya?'",
21630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'I know that I am a bitch, but don't always pronounce the word 'bitch' in such a condescending way if you're referring to me!'",
21631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'TREACHERY! TREACHERY! Now you're dead, you asshole! I'm the hard motherfucker and I won't leave you alive!'",
21632 "The beautiful secretary absolutely wants to scratch up and down your legs with her worn-out pastel-red lady pumps, and it will be very bloody.",
21633 "Continuation follows, but hopefully not too soon.",
21634 "The madness will enter the next round later.",
21635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katia'. It reads: 'I can produce the most beautiful crapping noises in the world with my butt! You will come immediately upon listening to them!'",
21636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'My dear, you lost even more weight since we met last time! You have to eat more!'",
21637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'Yes, Verdant Meadows really exists. I was there riding my horse.'",
21638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Outer one now, now you come in addition!'",
21639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You turned on a hack! Turn it back off right now!'",
21640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Don't you agree that it's cool if you use an aimbot?'",
21641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Shitty wallhack! Whoever turned it on will DIE!'",
21642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'What do you think of the asshole vacuum cleaner?'",
21643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Well, didn't you cheat too?'",
21644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I think you should be eliminated!'",
21645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You should be eliminated because you cheat constantly!'",
21646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'There are no offered potatoes here!'",
21647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're certainly using the bugged Agrobot, right?'",
21648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Say only you're afraid of being tiered away?'",
21649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'What? Am I supposed to say directly, 'hold the muzzle'?'",
21650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ey, you old guy, I think you can go to the pakis!'",
21651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Sure. Now shut up at last!'",
21652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Just watch out or you fly!'",
21653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Still another mark!'",
21654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You amusing guy, you have no business here anyway!'",
21655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're really a persuasion artist.'",
21656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, for you wimp nothing's working right, hahaha!'",
21657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Why are you playing that badly anyway!'",
21658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You can't play CS at all!'",
21659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, because of you it's lagging constantly now!'",
21660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hey! Wake up! You're not playing a mindless first-person shooter here!'",
21661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You have such a gas that I can't aim with this gun!'",
21662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!'",
21663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hey! What's the big idea?'",
21664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Go find another target!'",
21665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Did you smoke too much or what? You have to see that I'm your buddy!'",
21666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're playing SLEX here, not CS!'",
21667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Did you forget again what you're actually playing here? Recognize it finally!'",
21668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Assie guy! Hold still so I can shoot you!'",
21669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'We should eliminate you!'",
21670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man! Finally turn off friendly fire!'",
21671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Admin, you're the boss, right? Ban player 1!'",
21672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Now I'll start cheating!'",
21673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Do you play Counter-Strike for 70 hours per week?'",
21674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Do you know why the guy from Erfurt ran amok?'",
21675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ey, my game is lagging totally right now!'",
21676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Yaaaaaaaaawn... it should finally off-go!'",
21677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Teamkiller! Just shoot into empty air, but don't shoot me!'",
21678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You religious pig! Switch to the terrorist faction immediately!'",
21679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'We shouldn't arrest each other! Kill the terrorists!'",
21680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Watch out: the terrorists are hooded and multicolored!'",
21681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Do that again and I'll degrade you to the rank of inspector!'",
21682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Central? Player 1 isn't aiming good enough! Train him again!'",
21683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ey, you old cheater, you...'",
21684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're only cheating all the time!'",
21685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, you cheater, see you on www.sucker.de!'",
21686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You old sucker, you!'",
21687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Weird, somehow everyone's cheating today!'",
21688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'They say there's anti cheat programs available on the internet...'",
21689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You, go play with bots, they don't cheat!'",
21690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'What, you old cheater, you used impulse 101!'",
21691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Admin? Player 1 is cheating! Ban him!'",
21692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Value isn't doing any updates anymore!'",
21693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You had no chance!'",
21694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Tschieauwick! With this gun I'm invincible, you wimp!'",
21695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha... Failure!'",
21696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Paeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeau!'",
21697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I'm the super player, you failure! I finish off everything!'",
21698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Why do you play SLEX of all things? You don't have a chance anyway!'",
21699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You should train your aiming on the training maps again!'",
21700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You should realize it by now. You got 0 chance against me, really!'",
21701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You failure! You should train your aiming, preferably with bots!'",
21702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hahaha, my rank is much higher than you!'",
21703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I'm of the opinion that you should rather play Half-Life instead!'",
21704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You should have prevented that I get a gun! Ha, ha, ha...'",
21705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You are hereby arrested and can save your dumb sayings for the judges!'",
21706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Police! Hands in the air!'",
21707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'So, I got you now! You have to pay a fine of 500 dollars now!'",
21708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Did you really think that terrorism could spread across the world?'",
21709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ha, ha, ha, you want to be a terrorist? You're a failure!'",
21710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're hereby arrested! Tomorrow I'll see you in the precinct!'",
21711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Terrorism never has a chance against the law!'",
21712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Busted! Get ready for your trial!'",
21713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'So, you come to Guantanamo now!'",
21714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You shitty religious potato! We make short process with you!'",
21715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're like the Al-Qaida bomber! But I'll show no mercy!'",
21716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Realize it, cops just shoot faster with the gun!'",
21717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Weird that there are still people who underestimate cops...'",
21718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Camper assies!'",
21719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Boring. Always camping.'",
21720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The enemies also camp all the time!'",
21721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Sometimes one must camp to have any chance of winning!'",
21722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'It's cool if you defeat the enemy by camping, right?'",
21723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hey, somehow one is cheating here!'",
21724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Are you cheating now or not?'",
21725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'In Half-Life you only live half!'",
21726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Why is Freeman supposed to die?'",
21727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Can it be that Counter-Strike stole a whole bunch of stuff from Half-Life?'",
21728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Can't you port the Half-Life weapons to CS?'",
21729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Who would play Half-Life? CS rulez!'",
21730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Yeah right, we should finally start playing as a team instead of everyone for themselves!'",
21731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I'll soon play Pac-Man, at least that has no pseudo allies!'",
21732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'On the internet there's definitely no teamwork at all...'",
21733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Bah, eliminating sucks! Everyone may participate!'",
21734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Huh, why is everyone only talking about offered potatoes here?'",
21735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Bots are cool, right? They allow you to play without an internet connection!'",
21736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'On www.ministryofaction.net you can download all the bots! Even the bugged versions!'",
21737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Don't ever play online. You'll be so hellishly tiered away.'",
21738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'A while ago on Plexhbraid! FOR ONE MINUTE the bots didn't figure out how to get past each other!'",
21739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The types who make the offered potatoes should put some effort into it.'",
21740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Counter-Strike is fully boring...'",
21741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Well super, Value only makes sucky patches.'",
21742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Who can hesitate correctly apart from the twerps on the internet?'",
21743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ey, on the internet genuinely everyone is cheating!'",
21744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Earlier it used to make support, but back then there was no Ro-asking!'",
21745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I think soon everyone will only play Diablo 2.'",
21746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'If there was at least teamwork, but nah, that don't exist no more.'",
21747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The assie is guilty for making it so that the bots constantly lag!'",
21748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You, I'm always sending mailbombs to the bot creator, but they're not affecting him!'",
21749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The guy's pseudo AI fails after every corner!'",
21750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Sure. You don't believe that the bot creator knows how to program.'",
21751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The bot creator stole the neural network stuff and made it worse!'",
21752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You, the bot creator didn't actually invent the bot! He's still using Windows 3.1!'",
21753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The bot creator should also overhaul the chat system.'",
21754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Yeah, my ping is always just 5!'",
21755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Faster! I want to finally play again!'",
21756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, I don't want to have to watch any longer!'",
21757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Why are we playing on such a stupidmap?'",
21758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're totally the cheater!'",
21759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Who had to select calculated this map?'",
21760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Boring! Kill each other now!'",
21761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ey, you teammates are lazy fucks! You still didn't make it!'",
21762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, the round is lasting forever!'",
21763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, do we have a long round time! That's annoying!'",
21764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I would still have so much health left but now - now I'm dead!'",
21765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You cheater! In the next round you're due!'",
21766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You mean terrorist, I'll finish you off soon!'",
21767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'So, you terrorist, your next round is your last!'",
21768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'In such a way, its terrorists, the next round is your the latter!'",
21769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Terrorists somehow cheat, right? Don't you agree with me?'",
21770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Muck, we're playing on the dumbest map of all times! The cops can't do anything on that one!'",
21771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Central? Need reinforcement! A terrorist just shot me!'",
21772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You have copilot wanted level 3 now because you don't surrender!'",
21773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Teammates: Strengthened employment! Player 1 must absolutely be made thing-firm!'",
21774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You can't escape from us cops!'",
21775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You terrorist are SUCH a gas mutton! Even managed to escape ME!'",
21776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I will come back and arrest everything that doesn't watch out!'",
21777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, I don't have waypoints on this map! No wonder I always lose to the terrorists!'",
21778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Why are you leading us cops actually? I, the super player, am the leader!'",
21779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'All of the terrorists are shitty bots...'",
21780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You shitty religious potato! In the next round you are dead-made!'",
21781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hold the flap, you terrorist! I know that I'm dead!'",
21782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Because of you I walked the wrong way! You assie!'",
21783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You terrorist still get another charge of pellet! For the good guys always win!'",
21784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Do you want to switch? Because I want to be a terrorist myself!'",
21785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Something's not right here! We're being fully tiered away even though I lead us!'",
21786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, it would still give me if one had followed me!'",
21787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'huh, what is teamwork supposed to be?'",
21788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Here stuff like teamwork isn't respected anymore...'",
21789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Buddies? In the next round we'll stick together!'",
21790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ass-player! It lagged for me, and my ping is way too hi!'",
21791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, I only have a 50K modem! So it's lagging constantly on my end!'",
21792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You don't even have enough money for a flatrate...'",
21793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Bah, just you laugh! In the next round you're out!'",
21794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Class, you type!'",
21795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hectar, hectar, hectar!'",
21796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hea! Lol! This saying is of the Ro-asking.'",
21797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeh?'",
21798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, do I have a bad connection...'",
21799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'And me too! Shitty modem!'",
21800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Play nevertheless with bots, you!'",
21801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Go get DSL or BSE.'",
21802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'It lags always anyway...'",
21803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Didn't you know that it lags always?'",
21804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'So you're a cop? Switch over immediately!'",
21805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You don't recognize that we're terrorists?'",
21806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Now I'll tell you again: The cops have a helmet and uniform!'",
21807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Assie! You are a terrorist!'",
21808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You stupid guy! I'm not a cop!'",
21809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Did you forget already again that we may only shoot cops?'",
21810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Okay, maybe it was a mistake. But one more time, and... BANG!'",
21811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You have I given it, you wimpy cop!'",
21812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'I finished you, you stinking american!'",
21813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'We clear all of you wimpy potato types from our way!'",
21814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Don't mess with us terrors or I'll blow your brains out!'",
21815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You infidel cop pig shall get to know us!'",
21816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You'd be more apt to be a garbage man instead of a cop!'",
21817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'So, listen up, you, now there's jihad (holy war)! I'll kill you!'",
21818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You can't escape from terrorism! Finally realize that!'",
21819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Well, do you want to keep being a cop and give me even more frags?'",
21820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Pepepepepewww! You cop I'm gonna show who's boss! You have no chance!'",
21821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Before all because you're a cop! You're the greatest failure under the sun!'",
21822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Go back home, cop. Terrorism can't be stopped!'",
21823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Boeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe!'",
21824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Yeah, equal two fliers raced into the woerld traeide senter!'",
21825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The terrorist leader will show it to the infidel dogs.'",
21826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'All who have something against terrorism will go down!'",
21827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The stinking americans deserved it!'",
21828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Hopefully the terrorist leader will repeat that!'",
21829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'what, do you have a problem with the fact that there are terrorists in CS?'",
21830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Do you even realize what terrorism actually means?'",
21831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'The stinking americans will realize one day that they made a mistake.'",
21832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Yeah, the terrorists are fully cool! Don't you agree?'",
21833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Terrorism is the only way to stop the shadow government.'",
21834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Cops are borers, always land only headshots!'",
21835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'We, the terrorists, will come back, you assie!'",
21836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, are the cops annoying!'",
21837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You ch3at0r! You should be eliminated!'",
21838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, hopefully we won't keep playing on this stupidmap for long!'",
21839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Muck, I'm playing badly today! I will soon play Half-Life, that doesn't have cops!'",
21840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You mean cop, I'll give it to you in the next round!'",
21841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Okay, you cop ass, in the next round I'll gun you to nirvana!'",
21842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Equal give I it to you, shitty cop! Just wait! Paeaeaeaeaeau!'",
21843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Man, the cops seem to be bots! Otherwise they wouldn't play so badly!'",
21844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'You're constantly getting lost on the way! No wonder it takes forever, you stupid cop!'",
21845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Something's not right here. The cops are way too good on this stupid map.'",
21846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Because of the cops I have to get my gun again now!'",
21847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Guys, watch out, player 1 is such a shitty camper cop!'",
21848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Still TIMERE or 1:54, which is the same, and so many cops are still alive!'",
21849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Ey, you teammate are apparently a cop too, or why do you never shoot?'",
21850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'CS is way too difficult! We should all play Half-Life for a change! You too, you cop!'",
21851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Admin, tell me, are all the cops just bots because of you?'",
21852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Cops out! Why do we have to play with cops instead of menises?'",
21853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Calculated this stupidmap it had to be. The cops are invincible on that one!'",
21854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Politically Incorrect Counter-Strike Player'. It reads: 'Message to the person who is reading this: Noobie!!! You're taking so long to shoot a few cops!'",
21855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'and, did you also finally finish downloading?'",
21856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey, what want so many to go through here? go immediately again out!'",
21857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'yes, and now the ally also goes on me loosely, class...'",
21858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'the tunes not at all that i allegedly in advantage are here'",
21859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'you can tell me much, fact is at least that i have no chance'",
21860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oh nooooou... now finally stand still for once!'",
21861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'why loadsthen the never automatically after? i have no ammo left in my gun, that must reload!'",
21862 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'who adjusts the so that it not automatically reloads if you have no ammo? such a shitty game!'",
21863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oh is the a poopgame...'",
21864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oh, with you one cannot play... without you i would maybe have a chance...'",
21865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oeoeoeoeoehhhh'",
21866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'outer one no'",
21867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i want to play another map'",
21868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'why stand they never still? there can one never hit at all!'",
21869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'oh you must choose the weapon with 5, why dont you tell me'",
21870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'what? there someone got shot? wuaaaaaaaaa-a-a-a-ah, away here!'",
21871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'feier in se houl!'",
21872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i am the best, i can with the rifle miss all six shots, no matter how bad the enemy actually is'",
21873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey, these stupid bots place themselves as so stupid on!'",
21874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i want to finally play in a team with them and not alone!'",
21875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i of course do not know at all that nowadays there is no teamwork at all, but i always whine if others dont use it!'",
21876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'okay, still one round, then stop i'",
21877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'errrrrr, what is the?'",
21878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'ey, now stop i. if i cannot even stand still without being dead immediately i no longer want to play.'",
21879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'well super. really great game. i respawn and am dead immediately again. su - per.'",
21880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'i of course dont know that you respawn with the up arrow key and start running immediately. i prefer playing like a noob.'",
21881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, the weapons never hit because I constantly have to be afraid of the crash bug!'",
21882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey the game is really lagging quite badly, right?'",
21883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Whats that for an idiotic error message?'",
21884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man, Windows, you crashbug catapult! Run stable for once!'",
21885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Well great, now there's the DUETDUETDUET bug that gives me a heart attack!'",
21886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey shit! Blackscreen bug! How am I supposed to keep playing now, huh?'",
21887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'ey no Buuuuuuug... now it's yet again not working...'",
21888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey I'm getting depressions of that stupid blackscreen bug.'",
21889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey now this thing crashed again!'",
21890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, yet another crash bug with idiotic Windows error message!'",
21891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Every year the bluescreen comes. See you, I have to reboot.'",
21892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Invisible bluescreen with DUETDUETDUET bug! GREAT!'",
21893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'WE R TEH CRASHORZ!!!'",
21894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Now I'll camp, it certainly crashes any moment anyway.'",
21895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Let's see how long until it crash0rs again.'",
21896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Unknown command on CMDre 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000001'",
21897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The application could not be started because the nv4_disp display driver is not working correctly.'",
21898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Runtime error! R6025 - pure virtual function call'",
21899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey why can't I cheat past the buffer overrun anymore?'",
21900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey now I can't cheat past the buffer overrun anymore! And as a result I can't fight with Anastasia and clean the dog shit off her soft girl shoes, such a BULLSHIT!'",
21901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Well great, yet another crash to desktop.'",
21902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The Windows Subsystem service stopped unexpectedly. Do I want to shoot myself now or wait until later?'",
21903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Put your video card up your ass, you stupid manufacturers!'",
21904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'STOP 0x000000ED - UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME, now everything is lost.'",
21905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey nou, now that's already gone again all!'",
21906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'why is there always a bluescreen when I use VATS mode?'",
21907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Protection fault - C00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005!'",
21908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Now the assertion has failed!'",
21909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'File read error occured!'",
21910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, is it just lagging or do I have another bluescreen?'",
21911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, why didn't that thing save the game?'",
21912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Oh nou, why did I once again not save the game?'",
21913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'fully the amusing bluescreen!'",
21914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey shit! Now I get a bluescreen just like that, out of the blue!'",
21915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Boah is that a stupidmap... it constantly crashes... what suxxor host would pick that one??? '",
21916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, why does the game never crash for you? Say only you can play on such a crashbug-infested map??? '",
21917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'I say the reason for those spontaneous reboots is a problem with the current distributor.'",
21918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'System halted!'",
21919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Buffer overrun detected! But of course I know the trick to keep playing.'",
21920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Who would let a buffer overrun stop them playing against the cuddly Anastasia? I certainly don't. And I'll clean the dog shit off her profiled soles.'",
21921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'And yet again a crash to desktop. Miserable sow shop.'",
21922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Why does it always lag that much... if it doesn't stop lagging after 5 seconds I press the reset button...'",
21923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Driver update started!'",
21924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'set cancrash to 0'",
21925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'AAAAAH! If I forgot to save just once, of course it crashes!'",
21926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Dschueueueue, rien ne va plus.'",
21927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'My worst nightmare has come true!'",
21928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'My text document is 20 KB in length now, I think I will sa... hahaha, fooled you! That cannot happen to me, as I save once every 5 seconds!'",
21929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Whaaaaaaat, why is my last savegame at such a stupid place?'",
21930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'UNHANDLED EXCEPTION: BREAK_POINT'",
21931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'EY NOU! Now it crashed while I was saving my game and the savegame is corrupted!'",
21932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Shit... Saving the game resulted in a crash to desktop... 25 hours of playing time wasted... why does that only happen to me and not to you?'",
21933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'General protection fault at address 000B-0122. Level bug, now that I was so far, I have to start over from the beginning... o nou!'",
21934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey shitty savegame error! What's up with that shit?'",
21935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Blackscreen bug! Such a shit! How am I supposed to play if the screen goes permanently black?'",
21936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, why am I seeing the blackscreen bug again now, this cannot be...'",
21937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'That is such a shit with this stupid blackscreen. Why the hell does it keep happening.'",
21938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey nou! Bluescreen out of the blue, normally that is NEVER the case!'",
21939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey, which idiot host chooses VGER as the map? The game always overheats on that one!'",
21940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antje'. It reads: 'I crapped on the lid of your toilet with my fat butt and I don't feel bad about it in the slightest. Have fun cleaning.'",
21941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I don't believe your excuse.'",
21942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Why did you run from Katharina? Were you afraid that she might punch you?'",
21943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'What? Anastasia is not my girlfriend! Stop telling others that she were!'",
21944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'In the name of law I'll fight you criminal!'",
21945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Are you a threat?'",
21946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Why do you keep touching the shoes of other women?'",
21947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Watch out, my girlfriend occasionally steals your money on the way home!'",
21948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You'll see now that the incorrigible blonde paragon of virtue can fight if he has to!'",
21949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'No, I really don't believe your excuse!'",
21950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Why do you always follow me through my secret path? Now I'll throw snowballs at you!'",
21951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You punched Elena because she called you by your name! I'll tell your parents about that!'",
21952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You deserve the fact that Princess Cathlette always opens your backpack on the way home.'",
21953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Well great, you're telling everyone that Anastasia and me are allegedly together.'",
21954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You struck me!'",
21955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I'll tell your class teacher about your behavior!'",
21956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Be glad that I'm not Henrietta, she wouldn't allow you to use her secret path at all!'",
21957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I'll tell everyone that you always touch women's shoes!'",
21958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Hopefully Wendy will steal everything from you that she can get!'",
21959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Ill-gotten goods never prosper!'",
21960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You just went too far.'",
21961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You're getting excluded because you're not integrating yourself correctly.'",
21962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'From now on you may no longer use the secret path.'",
21963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I don't care whom you are calling 'Andross'.'",
21964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Well you wouldn't even have a chance with a little girl.'",
21965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'No, I don't know how much damage a bigdaddy does, but unlike you I don't play computer games all day and night either.'",
21966 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I found out who is a four-fold enemy for you. It has to do with their shoes.'",
21967 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Well, I watched how Rhea clicked open your backpack. And she filmed it too.'",
21968 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I don't want to tell you, but the mysterious 2 got into your house by being blind passengers inside your backpack.'",
21969 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I pretend to offer friendship to potential criminals, which allows me to catch them red-handed.'",
21970 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'After a straining day, it's simply a lot of fun to allow my girlfriend to knock the stuffing out of me.'",
21971 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'My girlfriend is very good at knocking the stuffing out of me! I guess she learned that from her Korean parents!'",
21972 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'It's just plain wrong to disobey the law.'",
21973 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Laws exist to be obeyed.'",
21974 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I'm very lawful, which means that no matter what the laws say, I will obey them.'",
21975 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Good thing there's the police.'",
21976 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Good thing there's a functional state, as it makes sure the laws are obeyed.'",
21977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Good thing there's judges who will punish lawbreakers.'",
21978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'You criminal, you pulled the hair of the girl in white boots!'",
21979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I saw exactly how you stole Katharina's purse! Do you want me to go to the police?'",
21980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'I'll tell Jessica that she shall steal your money and give it to the type of ice block!'",
21981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'For your constant touching of women's shoes, I hope that one of them will gooify your hands with her heel!'",
21982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Hopefully the mysterious 2 will open your fridge and leave it open overnight!'",
21983 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Rhea will click open all drawers of your backpack and then write a mocking article in the newspaper detailing how you were so naive and didn't notice her doing it.'",
21984 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Hopefully Princess Cathlette will kill you with her high heels!'",
21985 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Yeah, I replaced your weapon with a volcanic glass replica. Your own fault for falling for it.'",
21986 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Well, can you play SLEX?'",
21987 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Sorry, but there's a death verdict on you. My gun is loaded to kill you.'",
21988 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'I want to get you and Mailie together.'",
21989 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'One day I'll pass you off alone in town and then you'll bleed.'",
21990 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Now there's really a death verdict on you.'",
21991 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'With such a camper strategy you ain't gonna win! I'll get you!'",
21992 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'You really think you can get in on the act with the big guys?'",
21993 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Now you're really going down. My friends and I will kill you and fuck your women and daughters, and burn your sons at the stake.'",
21994 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Well I don't know where the fuck the robbers are right now!'",
21995 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Now leave me alone at last, you actually have no business here anyway!'",
21996 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Message to the person who is reading this: your end has come now.'",
21997 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Yeah, you've camped! You certainly don't believe that I'd lose to a camper.'",
21998 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Well seriously, it's boring if you camp all the time, because you lose anyway.'",
21999 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Go back to where you came from.'",
22000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Playing SLEX is like riding a bicycle, you won't unlearn it over time.'",
22001 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Well, unfortunately you're losing now.'",
22002 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'And yet again you're losing. Don't you want to look for an easier game?'",
22003 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'No one will ever get to know my real name.'",
22004 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Yes, my official name just reads 'H.' and I won't tell anyone what it stands for.'",
22005 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'My name is spelled 'H-point'.'",
22006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'H.'. It reads: 'Well now you've really got a serious death verdict on you.'",
22007 "The Amy routinely uses SLEX servers to meet lesbians and promises updates/game secrets in return for 'favors' from lesbian players.",
22008 "Somehow, the potion evaporates with no effect.",
22009 "It has actually happened, the 'poofy' adjective was to be gone even though actual gay people don't consider it insulting at all.",
22010 "The virus has started to take over. Everything will gradually get contaminated by the SJWisms and if worse comes to worst, we follow suit and it will be the end - wait, you can be sure that SLEX and DNHslex will never stoop to that level.",
22011 "Izchak pours a mug of poofy coffee over the political correctness.",
22012 "Izchak throws a mug of poofy coffee right into the middle of the PC sign.",
22013 "There seems to be nothing available for a familiar.",
22014 "The figurine writhes and then shatters into pieces!",
22015 "The figurine writhes and then shatters into pieces! You stupid player, now you don't get your archon!",
22016 "You get a bad feeling about this.",
22017 "monst->mlstmv used to be updated every time `monst' actually moved, but that is no longer the case so we just do a blanket assignment",
22018 "First, scan migrating_mons for shopkeepers who want to dismiss Kops, and scan mydogs for shopkeepers who want to retain kops.",
22019 "In vanilla, kops are removed if you pacify the shopkeeper, which is booooooooring. Therefore, in slex that doesn't happen. Once summoned, the kops stay there.",
22020 "Hero might eventually be displaced (due to the third step, but occurring later), which is the main reason to do the second step sooner (in turn necessitating the first step, rather than combining the list scans with monster placement).",
22021 "an unpacified shk is returning; don't dismiss kops even if another pacified one is willing to do so",
22022 "when a hostile shopkeeper chases hero to another level and then gets paid off there, get rid of summoned kops here now that he has returned to his shop level",
22023 "It's weird how much code the nethack devs wrote for summoning and removing kops, considering how pathetically weak they are.",
22024 "baby long worms have no tail so don't use is_longworm()",
22025 "some monsters might need to do something special upon arrival _after_ the current level has been fully set up; see dochug()",
22026 "make sure mnexto(rloc_to(set_apparxy())) doesn't use stale data",
22027 "When a monster accompanies you, sometimes it will arrive at your intended destination and you'll end up next to that spot. This code doesn't control the final outcome; goto_level(do.c) decides who ends up at your target spot when there is a monster there too.",
22028 "If you use stairs often in SLEX, you might end up displaced from the arrival staircase and/or the stair may be blocked for a few turns. This is intentional because stairdancing to clear out a nest of monsters is rather lame.",
22029 "The monster arrived on this level independently of the player. Its coordinate fields were overloaded for use as flags that specify its final destination.",
22030 "BUG[?]: for simplicity, this code relies on the fact that we know that the current endgame levels always build upwards and never have any exclusion subregion inside their TELEPORT_REGION settings.",
22031 "Due to a bug, the player can spawn inside the elder priest's temple in wonderland mode even though the des file should prohibit that. Therefore, an extra check was added to teleport the player away in such a case.",
22032 "Failed to place migrating monster, probably because the level is full. Dump the monster's cargo and leave the monster dead.",
22033 "Vanilla pets reduce tameness for every 150 moves you spent elsewhere, and the max tameness is 20 so if you're gone for over 3000 turns the monster goes wild, even if it had eaten enough to stay fed for 100000 turns.",
22034 "The wiz will level t-port from anywhere to chase the amulet; if you don't have it, will chase you only if in range.",
22035 "The stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid possibility of your game becoming unwinnable when the quest leader expels you. I don't think it's good game design, there should be a way to force open that door.",
22036 "TSX adds 'vampshifters', i.e. vampires will shapeshift and as a result they have two hitpoint bars. This just makes them take that much longer to kill and doesn't actually add anything interesting to the game.",
22037 "TSX adds 'vampshifters', i.e. vampires will shapeshift and if certain monster types are genocided, the result is unkillable bastards.",
22038 "TSX adds 'vampshifters', i.e. vampires will shapeshift and never appear in their original form which is just boring and feels weird.",
22039 "Shapeshifting vampires which never appear as actual vampires but always as wolves or fog clouds or other completely unrelated monsters is a really strange feature.",
22040 "Not allowing you to fly or levitate over the water on the Plane of Water is a really strange feature. That one plane already takes longer than all other planes because the portal moves and can't be seen from a distance even when you've detected it, there's no need to make it take even LONGER!",
22041 "Monster speed energy randomization is a really strange feature. It totally screws over the early game and introduces too much RNG, especially if a monster that's supposed to move slowly suddenly double-turns you even though its speed should prevent it from doing that.",
22042 "Sokoban level difficulty going up instead of down as you move up in the dungeon is a really strange feature. Combine that with the Elbereth trashing and all but the hardiest ubercharacters will not be able to complete Sokoban unless they find very good equipment first.",
22043 "Orcminetown is a level that originated in a variant and is the best minetown variant in existence.",
22044 "Trashed Elbereth is a really strange feature. Sure, Elbereth is a cheat code in vanilla NetHack that makes the entire game too easy, but that's just the way it is, it's basically a relic from old days.",
22045 "With the separate mextra structure added in 3.6.x this always operates on the original mtmp. It now returns TRUE if the taming succeeded.",
22046 "Nethack 3.6.x did so many structural changes to the code that it's almost impossible to really compare it to vanilla 3.4.3.",
22047 "The little dog catches the white dragon corpse, or vice versa!",
22048 "The little dog catches the white dragon corpse, or vice versa! TSX with its weird special cases again!",
22049 "If you killed the pet, it revives wild.",
22050 "If you abused the pet a lot while alive, it revives wild.",
22051 "If you abused the pet at all while alive, it revives untame.",
22052 "If you abused the pet at all while alive, it revives untame, even though it's very easy to accidentally hit your pet, especially when confused.",
22053 "If you abused the pet at all while alive, it revives untame. That's one of the reasons why in SLEX, the abuse counter slowly goes down over time.",
22054 "If the pet wasn't abused and was very tame, it might revive tame.",
22055 "If the pet wasn't abused and was very tame, it might revive tame. Read: pets almost never revive tame. Better have a means of re-taming it...",
22056 "The little dog refuses to look you in the eye.",
22057 "The little girl seems unable to look you in the eye.",
22058 "The timid troll seems unable to look you in the eye. Quick! Throw him a tripe ration and he'll like you again!",
22059 "The large dog is no longer tame.",
22060 "The ancient blood dragon has become feral. Don't throw food at it now! It'll go from peaceful to hostile if you do!",
22061 "If you throw food at a non-domestic monster, it will get irritated and become hostile if it wasn't already, even if it's a species that supposedly eats meat.",
22062 "Thai massage is a very soothing experience because it allows you to sit back and relax while a lovely asian woman feels you up with her fleecy hands.",
22063 "Thai massage is better than sex. The Amy experienced it firsthand and wow, the cute asian woman is SOOOOOOOOOOOO kind and lovely and fleecy and tufted, and the things she can do with her gentle hands... <3<3<3<3<3<3<3",
22064 "The official NetHack anthem (used both for vanilla and many variants) is 'Heavy' by Linkin Park, because STUFF WEIGH WAY TOO MUCH. No one can ever seriously use crystal plate mail because it uses up more than half of your maximum carry capacity. And no matter how much strength and constitution you have, that limit can never be increased.",
22065 "The official NetHack anthem (used both for vanilla and many variants) is 'Heavy' by Linkin Park, because STUFF WEIGH WAY TOO MUCH. Even if you have just barely what's necessary to ascend, your lategame character will constantly be at most 5 weight units short of being burdened, and that's the way things are going to be. Woe to you if you have to polypile for essential gear, because it'll take dozens of trips back and forth until you finally manage to build a sufficiently big line of items to polypile.",
22066 "The official NetHack anthem (used both for vanilla and many variants) is 'Heavy' by Linkin Park, because STUFF WEIGH WAY TOO MUCH. A blessed bag of holding helps, but if you don't find one, you probably need to burn a wish for it because otherwise everything will literally weigh you down and make you slow as molasses.",
22067 "Yes, the most loathed feature of vanilla Nethack is, hands down, the mysterious force, but the way too low weight limit is something Amy dislikes too.",
22068 "lol you're asking what bundlebundlebundle means? :D",
22069 "Crawldragon somehow finds Amy's various high heels 'disgusting', even though they're actually very pretty, but at least he seconds my notion that the word 'poofy' is not an insult.",
22070 "You fall down several floors.",
22071 "You fall below the sanctum and die.",
22072 "You ran into a fire barrier and jump out of the picture.",
22073 "Kruerr! You died!",
22074 "You hear a girlful sound.",
22075 "You hear a sound that hints at the existence of a special room.",
22076 "You hear a melodic sound.",
22077 "You hear dissonant sounds.",
22078 "You hear the New Super Mario Bros music, which is ultra annoying because a voice always makes a childish 'BAAA'! Why don't those games just use a remix of the original Super Mario Bros music instead (without any 'BAAA' sounds, of course)?",
22079 "You touched the purple poison and are sucked in immediately.",
22080 "You enter the desolate chocolate manufactury.",
22081 "You get stuck in an infinite air current loop.",
22082 "You touch the out-of-bounds triangle and die.",
22083 "You are eaten by a muncher.",
22084 "Death throws a sickle. You are hit by a sickle! You die...",
22085 "You try to batter the monkey but the monkey touches you, and to your shock, the monkey does 4 points of damage!!!",
22086 "If you are a self-harmer, here's a friendly reminder that every time you cut, a butterfly dies. Pick up a ball-point pen or 'magic' marker and paint a butterfly on the place you use to cut. Draw that butterfly NOW, and name it after a beloved person. Then vow to never allow the beautiful butterfly to be harmed. Stay strong. You can overcome the addiction and prevent the death of the butterflies.",
22087 "Captain Cripplejaw Shackleshank once sawed forty men in half with their own beards.",
22088 "Curse ye soot-arsed donkey-plowing squid-wife mop-swilling goats!",
22089 "Her lesbian harem women are dubbed her 'loves' and they show a cultlike devotion to her. Further intelligence shows she has ranks for her loves, describing the most devoted as 'fleecy', while the least devoted are 'feminist chiropractors'." /* from 4chan */
22090 "SLEX = Securing Lesbians for Entertainment of Xerself (the Amy)",
22091 "A static discharge shoots through your entire body!",
22092 "Need to get clean? Go to the clinic. Or should I say 'cleanic'? :D",
22093 "As time goes on, the probability of LarienTelrunya mentioning the dnethack elder priest approaches 1.", /* by aosdict */
22094 "SLEX 2.2.7 beta has gone live. Report any bugs, incomplete features or BSODs to AmyBSOD. She actually got a BSOD from installing it, even though the install was done remotely.",
22095 "Official downvote brigades are rare.",
22096 "Vote up or down, but please don't do vote brigades because they're petty.",
22097 "This server will shut down shortly and have all its stored saves deleted, so completion of the current game is highly advised. To this effect, please use the Amulet of Yendor that came with this scroll. K - the Amulet of Yendor.",
22098 "Really read this unidentified scroll? [yn]",
22099 "Really engage this monster while you're under 80%% HP? [yn]",
22100 "Really attack this hostile monster who has a 12.8%% chance to beat you to death before you kill it, given 1000 trials?",
22101 "You realise you misspelled Elbereth. Try again? [yn] (y)",
22102 "I'm going to generate Orctown in 2 more levels. Really enter the mines at all?",
22103 "Nethack will generate Orctown because it's trying to enhance your playing experience. Be glad you don't have grotto town instead :P",
22104 "A soldier ant is going to kill you in 40 turns. Really genocide L instead of a?",
22106 "You hear a voice announce: 'The right title to address this guy is 'robber', not 'motherfucker'!'",
22107 "Pick the gender of your 4chan thread creator: male, gay, random [mgr*?]",
22108 "Pick the alignment of your gay 4chan thread creator: fucked up, retarded, idiotic [fri*?]",
22109 "The OP who removed slex is a complete fag.",
22110 "It will forever remain a mystery why Sokoban became Boroban, but it did manage to actually become more boring than it was. And it was very boring before, so that's BAD.",
22111 "We might just implement a button that automatically solves Sokoban levels, because there's literally no way to not complete it, the reason being that no monsters spawn at all. And we didn't add any new soko levels either, so it's just the same old 8 levels from vanilla that everyone can do in their sleep.",
22112 "Don't run anti-Amy campaigns. Or if you do, at least notify me so I can call you out on it :P",
22113 "Hello shitterface, welcome to SlashEmExtended! You are a fucked up fag 4chan Thread Creator. Do you want to: Jump off a bridge, Put yourself in front of a train, Delete your OP or Whine like a little girl? [jpdw*?]",
22114 "Any outlandish hyperbole criticism of slex? Thanks! I'll add that!",
22115 "Mr. Float Eyeler found out the truth about slex: the scroll labels are part of a quote database. But the majority of the quotes is in pager.c in form of the messages of which you're reading one right now. There's also some stuff in engrave.c and read.c.",
22116 "You stepped on a trap, and a heavily cursed -5 pair of disenchantment boots welds itself to your feet!",
22117 "You stepped on a trap, and a prime cursed -10 enchanted (of premature death) partial plate mail welds itself to your body!",
22118 "Suddenly, you fear that you might die soon...",
22119 "You can't seem to fall asleep because of that lone bastard mosquito in your sleeping room.",
22120 "Somehow, your memory is lost...",
22121 "You stepped on a trigger! Your invoke deity technique's timeout increases by 10000.",
22122 "You stepped on a trigger! You lose all knowledge of the healing spell.",
22123 "You stepped on a trigger! Your long sword skill deteriorates. You are no longer expert in long sword.",
22124 "You stepped on a trigger! You no longer know the attack spell skill!",
22125 "Your strength falls off!",
22126 "Eek, you've stumbled into a SJW meeting!",
22127 "Ugh, an overwhelming cancerous stench floods your nostrils!",
22128 "You smell rotten holy water.",
22129 "You smell rotten holy water. It's YOUR holy water, and it has gone bad! Now it can't uncurse or bless items anymore!",
22130 "Things that should be dead are walking again.",
22131 "Why the hell is there a mountain in the dungeon???",
22132 "You can hear Mira inviting you for a swim.",
22133 "It's the inside of the Space Shuttle!",
22134 "Wow! You seem to have found the Niagara Falls!",
22135 "You enter the shower.",
22136 "You take a shower.",
22137 "You take a shower, and use the same Christina Aguilera shower gel that you've been using for over 10 years. Will that bottle ever go empty?",
22138 "You feel like being put in headlock by your wonderful fleecy roommate!",
22139 "There is a very peaceful atmosphere.",
22140 "There is a very hostile atmosphere.",
22141 "There is a very hostile atmosphere. Better get off the dungeon level immediately.",
22142 "Quick, ask what is inferior to SLEX!",
22143 "The storeclerk says: 'Hello sir or miss, what can I do for you? I have GTA 5, the newest Call of Duty and of course also the latest Pokemon generation games available!'",
22144 "Somehow, this room doesn't seem to be what it looks like.",
22145 "It's the Straight Road! In order to get through this room, you need to stay on the road at all times and be fast or the Straight Road will weaken and ultimately be destroyed!",
22146 "You encounter a highway to the left.",
22147 "You are very afraid for some reason.",
22148 "You listen to a really evil sound.",
22149 "You listen to a not so evil sound.",
22150 "You hear a very deep grunt.",
22151 "You hear a very deep grunt. Apparently someone is playing Grunthack.",
22152 "You sense a great danger.",
22153 "You sense a great danger. The Death Eaters are after you and want to kill you.",
22154 "You know that you won't make it through this level alive...",
22155 "You hear religious chants.",
22156 "You hear the sound of a preacher.",
22157 "You listen to some gibberish talk.",
22158 "You hear voices chanting a prayer.",
22159 "You hear a frightening 'Hola-hola!' call!",
22160 "You hear someone shout 'Allahu Akbar!'",
22161 "You sense the eerie silence.",
22162 "You feel the presence of ancient beings.",
22163 "You have a primordial feeling.",
22164 "You have a primordial feeling. Careful, this sound means a primordial being is on the level, and the elder priest is such a being...",
22165 "You are struck with awe at the sight of these structures.",
22166 "You hear the frightening sounds of something you do NOT, EVER, want to anger.",
22167 "You feel that this will be rather difficult.",
22168 "You feel that this game will be impossibly difficult.",
22169 "You know that until the very end, you have to give it your best.",
22170 "You know that until the very end, you have to give it your best, because your role and race combo is hard to play until the very end even if you find good equipment.",
22171 "You sense a great deal of variety.",
22172 "You sense a great deal of variety, because thankfully you're playing SLEX.",
22173 "You sense a low deal of variety, because you accidentally started a wrong game and it's always the same boring old shit.",
22174 "You seem to sense the weather changing.",
22175 "You seem to sense the weather changing. It's raining now.",
22176 "You seem to sense the weather changing. It's snowing! I'm excited!",
22177 "You seem to sense the weather changing. Crap... it's the Ether Wind! You will gradually become corrupted if you're exposed to the wind.",
22178 "You must contest the harder part of the Adventurer Zone!",
22179 "You must contest Gehenna, the Under World! And the dangers that await you there are much greater than those in the upper dungeons!",
22180 "You hear laughing sounds.",
22181 "You hear laughing sounds. It must be Arabella chuckling over the fact that you constantly trigger nasty traps.",
22182 "You listen to dissonant beeps.",
22183 "You listen to dissonant beeps. Sounds like someone's computer has encountered a bug.",
22184 "You have the feeling that there will be errors.",
22185 "You have the urge to click on that gray tile!",
22186 "You have the urge to click on that gray tile! But if you do, the game will hang, so don't do it!",
22187 "You get a NTLL - Not a valid save file!",
22188 "You get a NTLL - Not a valid save file! The only button you can click on is the OK button, but if you do, the game will hang - the only escape is to try to move the message box, in which case you 'only' get a general protection fault instead.",
22189 "You hear chittering sounds.",
22190 "You hear hissing noises.",
22191 "You feel as if there's rats in the walls.",
22192 "You feel as if there's rats in the walls. Little bastards are hiding.",
22193 "You notice a foul stench in the air.",
22194 "You fell into an open sewer hole!",
22195 "You fell into an open sewer hole! Are you stupid or blind or something?",
22196 "You hear a female voice praising her spa.",
22197 "You notice an overwhelming stench of urine.",
22198 "You hear a distorted splash.",
22199 "You encounter Mira, and she asks: 'Do you want to bathe in my urine? Only 20 zorkmids for one hour of pure fun!'",
22200 "You suddenly see the skeletons of people who died in a most painful way!",
22201 "You hear clatter.",
22202 "You hear the grinding gears of industry.",
22203 "You hear busy, hectic noises.",
22204 "You hear the taunts of the motherfucking Glass Golem!",
22205 "You hear water currents.",
22206 "You hear water currents. Aww, air currents would be much more sexy...",
22207 "You hear water currents. Why aren't there any air, fire or earth currents instead?",
22208 "You listen to a mix of splashes.",
22209 "You inhale the smell of brine.",
22210 "You listen to a mix of splashes. Someone must be using the toilet right now!",
22211 "You inhale the smell of brine. Careful, the brine flats, despite their innocuous-sounding name, are actually housing the most dangerous demon lords and princes in existence.",
22212 "You hear a thunderous rumble.",
22213 "You listen to the emergency service trying to repair a broken water pipe.",
22214 "You hear some mundane talk.",
22215 "You listen to the cackle of poultry.",
22216 "You feel like reaching the next town.",
22217 "You seem to be in a nice atmosphere.",
22218 "You seem to be in a nice atmosphere, but that's only an illusion. Try your best to not become sane or you'll start perceiving the world as the atrocious place it really is!",
22219 "You inhale the sharp smell of burning thatch!",
22220 "You feel a haunting presence.",
22221 "You hear a chiming bell.",
22222 "You feel that all sanctity of this place has been lost.",
22223 "You are sure that the dead are floating around here.",
22224 "You hear an orchestral melody that goes 'Daaaaa... daaaaaa... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'",
22225 "You hear the Tetris melody.",
22226 "You listen to someone playing Diablo 2.",
22227 "You seem to catch earshot of people playing Dungeons and Dragons.",
22228 "You hear the familiar melody of Mario Kart 64.",
22229 "You listen to the typical Electronic Arts games slogan.",
22230 "You seem to catch earshot of a dragon shout from Skyrim.",
22231 "You hear a speedrunner curse at Super Kaizo Mario because the game is too damn hard!",
22232 "You suddenly feel that you're really playing GTA! A cop car appears! The cop wields a shotgun! The cop fires a shotgun shell!--More--",
22233 "You lost your last hitpoint and jump out of the picture!",
22234 "You feel a little confused about this place.",
22235 "You feel that things aren't necessarily really there just because you can see them.",
22236 "You are sure that some strange presences are on this floor.",
22237 "You need to stay alert for anything out of the ordinary.",
22238 "You notice that your weapon has no effect! Get a shield!",
22239 "Why don't I have internet access? Did some menis pull out my cable???",
22240 "Play Grunthack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22241 "Play Sporkhack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22242 "Play Nethack 3.4.3! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22243 "Play Nethack 3.6.x! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22244 "Play FIQhack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22245 "Play Nethack Fourk! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22246 "Play Dynahack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22247 "Play Nethack4! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22248 "Play Splicehack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22249 "Play XNethack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22250 "Play DNethack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22251 "Play DNHslex! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22252 "Play Unnethack! *bundlebundlebundle*",
22253 "Nethack4 allows the player to play in polyinit mode, i.e. pick a polymorph form and play the game permanently in that form. Luxidream managed to ascend as a zruty and thereby proved that zruties aren't an irrelevant monster type :)",
22254 "The pasta golem throws its meat ball at you. Of course those meatballs are poisonous, hopefully you're poison resistant!",
22255 "The spaghetti monster swings itself around you! You're being strangled by the spaghetti noodles!",
22256 "you try to eat your way out -More you see the spaghetti monster arms regrow!",
22257 "It is weird if magic traps' taming effect is removed just because the player might be following the petless conduct. Wouldn't it be much better to special-case it so that you normally get the taming effect but if you're actually following the conduct, the monster becomes peaceful instead?",
22258 "The air suddenly turns cold.",
22259 "The air suddenly turns to dust.",
22260 "The air suddenly turns to dust. You can't breathe dust. You suffocate.",
22261 "The engraving on the headstone shimmers for a moment.",
22262 "A ghost is summoned! The ghost is furious and attacks you!",
22263 "Something got excited and attacked you!",
22264 "A ghost is summoned! It turns out to be peaceful.",
22265 "A hostile undead forces its way up out of the grave!",
22266 "A hostile undead forces its way up out of the grave and instantly makes you deathly sick before you can react!",
22267 "You use the turn undead ability and become an undead creature!",
22268 "You are put to sleep despite having the resistance!",
22269 "A swarm of manes and lemures appears!",
22270 "A swarm of manes and lemures appears! You die of laughter because those monsters are so pathetically weak and don't pose any threat whatsoever.",
22271 "The gravestone falls on your foot! OUCH!",
22272 "The gravestone falls on your foot! Ouch! (But thankfully you're wearing thick platform boots so it doesn't actually hurt all that much.)",
22273 "The ghost of the late player appears! Since his alignment doesn't match yours, he is hostile.",
22274 "The dirt cracks open and spits out items buried underneath it!",
22275 "A voice from nowhere whispers a false rumor!",
22276 "The epitaph on the grave changes!",
22277 "You feel that the one buried here is content.",
22278 "The spirit doesn't know anything new about what the hero is carrying.",
22279 "The spirit doesn't know anything about whether the hero is a female heroine or not.",
22280 "You feel that the dead are restless.",
22281 "A flag has been added to make sure you don't get the good effect again, and any further attempts will only give bad effects. Ha ha ha.",
22282 "You see a pair of Dora-colored combat boots that challenge you to a fight!",
22283 "You are challenged by Julia, who wants to use her pretty high-heeled combat boots as dangerous weapons against you.",
22284 "Feminists receive random artifacts because they feel entitled to free shit.", /* thanks Crawldragon for the inspiration */
22285 "The Lord of the Foocubi introduces himself to you as Donald (Trump). Donald stole the blessed greased rustproof long sword named Excalibur!",
22286 "The water nymph stole a blessed bag of holding!",
22287 "The water nymph stole a blessed bag of holding and teleports away... into a pool of lava! The bag of holding bursts into flame!",
22288 "The jabberwock wields a long sword named Vorpal Blade! But accidentally the jabberwock decapitates itself...",
22289 "You die all nose long.",
22290 "Face it, you're just a b00n.",
22291 "You must have installed a bugged patch and now the game crashes.",
22295 "Yay, you triggered a gray center trap! Yay!",
22296 "Bashing a monster that goes 'click' to explode will remove its 'I will explode at the next opportunity' flag. This allows bomb rocks and similar stuff to be used as pets without them constantly blowing up.",
22297 "240 custom NPCs aren't nearly enough, we need at least 10000.",
22298 "It's annoying if the inventory is limited to 200 slots for the character and 20 slots for NPCs, but any attempts at increasing it result in errors.",
22299 "The RGB color 194 152 224 is a very fleecy purple.",
22301 "The game turns into Hash'EM Extended, and now you need to eat a ton of # glyphs for breakfast.",
22302 "The game turns into Mash'EM Extended, where you will have potato dinner every once in a while.",
22303 "The game turns into Bash'EM Extended, meaning that you and the monsters can now bash each other with high-heeled shoes.",
22304 "The game turns into Crash'EM Extended, a big demolition derby that ends with a SIGSEGV crash.",
22305 "The game turns into Trash'EM Extended, where everything goes into the trash bin.",
22306 "The game turns into Flash'EM Extended, which requires the players to pose as photo models and then Heidi Klum will tell them she doesn't have a photo for you today.",
22307 "The game turns into Lash'EM Extended, now with more blarogs and bullwhips!",
22308 "The game turns into Dash'EM Extended, and you have to compete in a 100 meters race. If you don't finish in less than 10 seconds, you automatically lose.",
22309 "The game turns into Cash'EM Extended, featuring the payday loan service.",
22310 "The game turns into Rash'EM Extended, now with the Poison Ivy Romp. If Pamela releases her spray on the forest, Gotham City will have a major panic on their hands!",
22311 "The game turns into Gnash'EM Extended. Make your dental plan now because you don't want to lose your teeth!",
22312 "The game turns into Pash'EM Extended, supposedly some reference to British Make-Out.",
22313 "The game turns into Wash'EM Extended. Use your own custom-made laundry service!",
22314 "The game turns into Succotash'EM Extended. Something about Loony Toon apparently.",
22315 "The game turns into Splash'EM Extended. Have a large pool party where all of your iron equipment will rust away! :)",
22316 "The game turns into Ash'EM Extended. If you die now, the cremation service will make sure that your body will be disposed of properly.",
22317 "The game turns into Thrash'EM Extended. It's a big wrestling competition.",
22318 "The game turns into Stash'EM Extended. This introduces a new item: the magic chest, which you might know from FIQhack, dnethack and Nethack Fourk.",
22319 "The game turns into Sash'EM Extended. Today is the opening day.",
22320 "The game turns into Thresh'EM Extended. Do farming with gardening tools, like in Elona, and if you trained the gardening skill enough you may learn Screen-Wide Total Annihilation(TM)!",
22321 "The game turns into Stache'EM Extended. Gotta grow that luxurious moustache!",
22322 "The game turns into Quash'EM Extended. The hitman service has been hired and they're targetting YOU.",
22323 "The game turns into Clash'EM Extended. It's the clash of the titans - now every level will have a guaranteed titan on it, and they'll be hostile even if you are lawful!",
22324 "The game turns into Bash'EM Extended. This one has more blunt weapons than the original game.",
22325 "The game turns into Yash'EM Extended. You have to input all your commands through the POSIX shell now.",
22326 "The game turns into Balderdash'EM Extended. It's great for parties!",
22327 "The game turns into Focus Sash'EM Extended (Extra Sturdy Edition).",
22328 "The game turns into Potash'EM Extended. With our new fertilizers, you can even turn shit into gold - figuratively speaking, of course, because your herb seeds will never die and always produce spenseweeds and alraunias without fail!",
22329 "The game turns into Backlash'EM Extended, where your terminal will randomly send escape characters.",
22330 "The game turns into Mishmash'EM Extended. It has everything but the kitchen sink. But then again, SLEX has everything *and* the kitchen sink, so as a result, sinks no longer exist in the dungeon now.",
22331 "The game turns into Cache'EM Extended. Here, the Magic Memory Vault can actually be explored in detail! But beware, trying to steal anything will result in huge amounts of kops spawning.",
22332 "The game turns into Rehash'EM Extended, where you will experience the extended breakfast again.",
22333 "The game turns into Eyelash'EM Extended. Maybe she's made with it.",
22334 "The game turns into Whiplash'EM Extended. Featuring more acceleration.",
22335 "The game turns into Hash'EM Extended. You can partake in the cryptography conference here.",
22336 "The game turns into Panache'EM Extended (Beau Geste). Sorry I don't understand French so I can't tell you what that really means.",
22337 "The game turns into Abash'EM Extended. Playing will help you overcome your social anxiety.",
22338 "The game turns into Rash'EM Extended. Hopefully you will survive the discomfort.",
22339 "The game turns into Lkjhoiunjokash'EM Extended, where everything is gibberish kweltljdsbopiaugeutwgueueizsrdhakjlw.",
22340 "The game turns into Smash'EM Extended. You can pick between Melee and Brawl, but no matter what you pick, choose Zelda as playable character because her voice is so sexy <3",
22341 "retljkpoagiopa eztwnzhjksdkjahrwrhjk oqtuqiozzasfuzsauzfugf",
22342 "The embossed relationship is coming and they will annoy you to death.",
22343 "The embossed relationship is coming and you wish you could shoot all of them to the moon.",
22344 "You can slide me the embossment down!",
22345 "You can do me so what from at the ass licken, so that you that degree times know!",
22346 "Zap, you die. And yet another time the monsters with the wand of death succeeded in defeating you!",
22347 "Reminder: Do not hurt Victoria. If you do, she'll die and it will be a very sad day. Keep her alive at all costs!",
22348 "You threw it all away when you made that last move. Now, the game is unwinnable and you can either start over or persist in the doomed world that you've created.",
22349 "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!",
22350 "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit! (Except if you resist arrest, in which case you get to keep all your shit, and which is therefore also the only option worth using unless you want to have to get the items back from that box :P)",
22351 "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! No one breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods, now pay your fine or it's off to jail!",
22352 "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! No one breaks the law on my watch! It's your choice: numbers or being kept in after school!",
22353 "Goddamn telepathic guards. When you're caught commiting a crime, somehow every guard in the region immediately knows you're a criminal upon seeing you, even if you flee all the way across the map.",
22354 "I saw a mud crab the other day. Loathsome things, I hate them. Did you steer well clear of it? Goodbye.",
22355 "NPCs in Oblivion always talk about seeing a mudcrab and how scared they were, although even a level 1 NPC in that game could probably punch one to death with his bare hands.",
22356 "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee... yet I still became a totally annoying town guard that will bugger you every time you run past me.",
22357 "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll. And unfortunately the game is programmed in a way that doesn't allow you to bash the thief's visage in retaliation.",
22358 "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll. What you need to do is the following: avoid the thief until the intercom sounds and then quickly run down to the shooting range where you get a rifle and can start firing little bullets at the thief's head: PEW PEW PEW :P",
22359 "You are carrying too much to be able to run. The way too low weight limit is way too low. Get help here: open the console and input 'player.modav carryweight 10000' :D",
22360 "You're supposed to do the quest first, then hunt down Vlad and finally off Rodney to get the book. If you decide to do Rodney early, good luck. He'll harass you for the end of the game even if you're still far from capable of beating the quest nemesis and even if Vlad levelported away to some completely random level.",
22362 "What, you expected DNHslex to be BALANCED??? Hahaha. That variant doesn't even know how to spell the word 'balance'. If you want balance, play SLEX.",
22363 "Nethack thankfully doesn't force you to switch back and forth between the character you control. Granted, the pets have a rather stupid AI, but at least you never have to control them while the AI takes over your actual character.",
22364 "Nothing interesting happens, but something unimportant did.",
22365 "Monster spawn routine started.",
22366 "You receive a new quest. Use the nearest upstair to get your briefing.",
22367 "The death maneki uses Multiple Gather! A girl at night appears and seduces you! A madling appears and have to attack with destruct wave! A buildion appears and uses Ground Smash on you!--More--",
22368 "The girl at night seduces you and starts pulling down your pants. She steals your virginity!",
22369 "The cucumber maneki was ready! *vorpal* You die. Do you want your possessions identified?",
22370 "The spritzit king casts summon monster! Several monsters come out of a portal. And they're so high-level that you don't stand a chance against them.",
22371 "The black spiral devourer casts darkness bolt! You are consumed by darkness.",
22372 "The omega mekanos hits you. *Penetration* You die. Even though you had 4000 HP. Because that single attack did more than 5000, so you're still dead as a doornail, you noob.",
22373 "The yerles conbat plane shoots you with her grenade. *Spinning Throw* The yerles conbat plane increased the throw to extreme rotation or whatever the heck the exact wording is! You are confused. You are severely hurt!",
22374 "The juere berserker hits you. *Underhand Drop* You are severely hurt!",
22375 "The floating eye gazes you. *Mind Break* You vomit. You lose weight. You develop anorexia and might as well suicide because that's the only cure for anorexia which is guaranteed to work.",
22376 "Victoria sprays the powder. *GHAND* Victoria slammed the dazzling light to something!",
22377 "The silent leech vibrates. *Graviton Sphere* You are pressed by super gravity. You die...",
22378 "The Illid Sniper shoots you with his gun. *Impact Gunfire* You are so totally overkilled that your body disintegrates into fine mist.",
22379 "The ballistallion shoots you with his crossbow. *Helm Smasher* Despite having so many HP, you die instantly.",
22380 "The big daddy shoots you with his machine gun. *One Point Shoot* PEW PEW PEW you die. Even though the bastard of a big daddy was almost dead already.",
22381 "The kobold slashs you with his axe. *Bisection* You die... (Apparently the kobold is really Ashikaga Takauji in disguise.)",
22382 "The hermit crab cuts you. *Explosion* The hermit crab's marital arts skill increases.",
22383 "Schwueing! Your speed increases.",
22384 "Schwueing! Your Dominate skill increases. Sadly, the spell still has a 99%% fail rate.",
22385 "Schwueing! Nothing visible happened at all, but since you're in the dojo there is a periodic 'Schwueing!' sound for some reason.",
22386 "Caution! You are in arrears with your tax for 1 month.",
22387 "Caution!!! You are in arrears with your tax for 3 months. You have to go to the Embassy in Palmia and pay tax at once, because we are the pwnz0rz and will reduce your fame if you don't pay in time.",
22388 "You have been accused of being in arrears with your tax for 4 months. You lose 2000 fame.",
22389 "The rocket cat shot the special cannon.",
22390 "You throw the mistletoe. The putit is weakened but will still kill you, hahaha.",
22391 "Poisonous vines spring up out of the ground!",
22392 "Poisonous vines spring up out of the ground! Every hostile monster on the screen dies because violent garden is also known as screen-wide total annihilation.",
22393 "*Super Regene* The ouroboros's body regenerate fast.",
22394 "Meshera Alpha puts out a tentacle. The sound ball hits you. But since you have lots of sound resistance anyway, this doesn't actually do anything.",
22395 "The bow maid shoots you with her bow. *Arrow Rain* You are killed. Your little dog is killed. Your little girl is killed. Everyone else in your party is also killed.",
22396 "The com-bat shoots you with her laser gun. *Critical Particle Cannon* You are blinded even though you're actually immune to blindness.",
22397 "You can't see a thing! Stupid weather, you actually have blindness resistance, why is the weather able to ignore that?",
22398 "It's raining heavily. You lose your way. Now you're confused even though you wear a sage's helm that should make it so that you cannot be confused.",
22399 "The medusa gazes you. You're paralyzed. The medusa gazes you. The medusa gazes you. You writhe in pain. The medusa gazes you. You are severely hurt! The medusa gazes you. You die because the paralysis just would not wear off. Har har.",
22400 "The euryale gazes you. You lose your mind and commit suicide.",
22401 "The sister hits you with her long staff. *Dance of Blow* Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! You die. Survived the first 15 hits but the last one took off your last hit point. Goodbye.",
22402 "The sister hits you with her long staff. (Quick! Kill that stupid bitch and EAT her corpse, you'll get darkness resistance!)",
22403 "The sister asks if you want to buy an indulgence for 300 000 zorkmids, which is absolute extortion. And all that you'd get out of it is that your negative karma is reduced by half, but it will still be below -30 so you're still a criminal and need to buy ANOTHER indulgence to clear your name!",
22404 "What do you want to offer to Eyth of Infidel? You don't believe in God. We still ask you what you want to sacrifice and even present corpses for you to select but if you actually select one, it turns out that nope, you can't :P",
22405 "The program cannot start because msvcr110.dll is missing from your computer. Download it now and we'll throw in a drive-by download of the newest ransomware that really enhances your experience because then you can pay a whole monthly salary for a stupid decryption key.",
22406 "Know your memes. If you forget them, you'll lose.",
22407 "this is totally err!",
22408 "So what of err, but genuinely! Harro nevertheless has no chance!",
22409 "msvbvm50.dll not found, program cannot start",
22410 "Runtime error! RICHTX32.OCX is not correctly registered or installed.",
22411 "Meshera Alpha blasts Power Breath. *Converge Breath* Daedadueuei-schrang-schrang-schrang daedaueueu-tlueluelueluelueluelueluelueluelue! You die because your magic resistance is too low.",
22412 "The exile casts Dark Eye. *Diffusion Wave* The exile attunes herself with the mana in the air and lets out a blast!",
22413 "You just decided to give up because you realized that ascension is completely out of reach.",
22414 "You descend the stairs, and we feel the need to specifically tell you so.",
22415 "You descend the stairs, but we didn't inform you that this was a branch staircase and you have to die to the void dragon yourself.",
22416 "The Spritzit Pawn never splits! Your tactics skill doesn't increase. Just because very theoretically those things can split, and that somehow means you can't train any skill on them.",
22417 "You cast Chaos Ball. The ball hits the furren. The ball hits the furren. The ball hits the furren. The ball hits the furren. The ball hits the furren. Your Chaos Ball skill doesn't increase because apparently it's against the law to be able to train skills against a splitting monster.",
22418 "The sleeping idol wakes up and instakills you!",
22419 "The rouge blade wants to buy a new lipstick.",
22420 "The grimelin explodes, which is kinda weird because who would expect such a monster to be able to selfdestruct?",
22421 "The hundred arms uses a crashbug attack: Error 1 - gibberishgibberish gibberish (Choose OK to close the game)",
22422 "The arc lich casts chain lightning!",
22423 "The arc lich casts autokill! You die.",
22424 "The repair mechanism does not go.",
22426 "The hekatoncheir says that it's weird how so many RPGs have added what is essentially a 'hundred arms' yet using different spellings every time.",
22427 "The lizard load laughs about the fact that he's not spelled 'lord'.",
22428 "The mommy of mommy wonders why she's not called 'granny' instead.",
22429 "The seiren has a fit of laughter because she wasn't spelled 'siren'.",
22430 "The bord is actually a board but somehow the 'a' was omitted.",
22431 "The pagiemay in the box casts a spell! You die. ROFL, you were killed by a little baby. You noob!",
22432 "The nameless panties swings itself around your nose! You can't breathe anymore and suffocate. Ohoho-ho-ho!",
22433 "The whitegirl casts healing rain! All nearby monsters are healed back to full HP!",
22434 "The girl of dark water looks like she's drowning.",
22435 "The Elona graphics packs consist of so many drawings of little girls, those make up more than 50%% of all graphics that are being made.",
22436 "The mizuho casts a spell! 200 little sisters spawn out of nowhere.",
22437 "The mizuho casts a spell! 200 little sisters spawn out of nowhere, which is really silly considering that they can and do drop items when killed and could thus theoretically be farmed.",
22438 "The santa sister casts a spell! You can choose a new alias for your character, even though it was the sister who cast the spell and not you.",
22439 "The catprincess claws you. The catprincess claws you. You scream. The catprincess claws you. You writhe in pain. The catprincess claws you. You are severely hurt! The catprincess claws you. You die because she's so much faster than you that she gets all those turns before you get another.",
22440 "The misty makes a 'ting,ting' sound, whatever that's supposed to mean.",
22441 "The misty looks as sexy as a prostitute, yet chatting to her does not bring up a dialog to have sex with her.",
22442 "You can breed little girls on a ranch, slaughter them for food or sell them to the slave trader with no repercussions, but woe to you if you get caught stealing an empty bottle of beer. The latter is a serious crime and you will be shot on sight.",
22443 "Warning: if you allow a seel or dewgong to use the move 'Rest', the game will hang.",
22444 "You have been overpowered. And then there is a crash on the function charaRefresh.",
22445 "You see an oh god type.",
22446 "You stepped on the 'you lose the game' tile, and SLASH'EM Extended will close now.",
22447 "Aren't you 'lucky' if you hit the 1 in 81000 chance that the game makes a premature death trap?",
22448 "Did you know that it's a very good idea(TM) to run headlong into a bad food shop? I mean, the little poison ivies 'only' have a toxic venom attack, what could go wrong?",
22449 "Did you know that it's possible to get crap past the radar?",
22450 "Did you know that it's possible to get crap past the radar? Too bad there are radars in the first place, they're probably operated by people who are bored and have nothing better to do :P",
22452 "You attempt to ride yourself. But for some weird reason it fails.",
22453 "The secretary of trade says that the negotiation skill is unbalanced.",
22454 "The secretary of trade says that having too much barter skill breaks the game because then you can sell items for more than their cost and essentially gain infinite money.",
22455 "You attack an illusion in the mist. The mirage gryphon laughs at your puny attempt.",
22456 "Very dear author with her miracle-pretty high-heeled shoes, which are worth more than 500 euros.",
22457 "Scratching wounds, mmmmmmmmmmmmm!",
22458 "He ran and kicked the door open with his high-heeled lady boots.",
22459 "The traitor is so stupid that you get a class book entry, an oral exam and the loss of your worn-out pencil sharpener.",
22460 "The traitor is so stupid that the class teacher distributes lines.",
22461 "You end up on a ski course and are equipped with snowboard and sticks, and now it's your task to race down the track!",
22462 "Gotta blow up the class teacher with dynamite.",
22463 "You obtain the Iron! Now you can walk through walls, but with the problem that you're not actually capable of controlling which direction you go.",
22464 "You can find the Iron in the supercastle of Israel.",
22465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I smashed the stupid statues of the earth gas principal and Mr. Be Silent Kert. Because fuck the person who puts in hours of work making statues of other people, at least as long as those other people are ones I dislike.'",
22466 "Don't worry about committing crimes. Fingerprints have not been invented yet, and as a result nobody will ever be able to prove anything.",
22467 "You find a superweapon! It's a quarterstaff that is enchanted for chance to hit, strength, constitution and *permanent detect monsters*.",
22468 "SLEX has 2 devs: LarienTelrunya and Amy! But they're actually the same person. Apparently one has to be a schizophrenic to make such a crazy game. :P (In reality, there's actually 2 devs but they're Amy and Elronnd.)",
22469 "You cast Phase Door and see a pentagram inscribed on the floor as well as a wooden table.",
22470 "Huh, nothing is being displayed on your screen at all anymore!",
22471 "What are you supposed to do in such a situation? You don't even know at all where you have to go now!",
22472 "Help me! I'm being killed by a girl! Why don't you come? If you don't rescue me she'll transform me into a corpse and then all of my equipment becomes hers!",
22473 "Ey dear narration, how lazy are you even? Kindly write out the full names! Or did the cost for ink cartridges increase so much that you have to write as few characters as possible?",
22474 "The dearest pink lady pumps have very sharp-edged, dangerous stiletto heels and can scratch up and down in an incredibly female way. You will not be able to fight back even as they rip your skin to shreds.",
22475 "The silver-colored steel-capped pumps are very velvety-soft and will certainly not hurt you.",
22476 "The cute silver sparkle sandals are incredibly female and like to cause great damage with their pretty stiletto heels!",
22477 "The wedding pumps with their extra thick block heels are so sexy that just looking at them gives you a giant erection, except if you're female, then you don't get one but the feeling will be similar :)",
22478 "The cyan peep-toes are incredibly soft and also have mirrored heels that would certainly like to attack you <3",
22479 "The white sexy leather pumps have very dangerous heels. By the way, the bundle head has such a pair too and they're very sexy! Did I mention yet that the sexy leather pumps are sexy?",
22480 "The red ski heels are pumps with irregularly shaped heels, called that because they remind me of skiers. Want to be whacked by the wedge heels? :)",
22481 "The blue velvet peep-toes are really drop dead gorgeous and feel incredibly stroking-soft, yet they can still place very painful girl kicks! Because one of the most orgasmic feelings in the world is to be kicked in the shins by a giiiiiiiiiiiirl <3<3<3<3<3<3<3",
22482 "You can only exist in the presence of a penis, you insufferable mary sue!",
22483 "You pray that you have become strong enough to contain the demon, and keep him at bay. Although you have been fortified by your quest, you can still feel him and know deep inside that he will win, transforming your body into Diablo 2 in the next game.",
22484 "Get yelped, dude.",
22485 "The long bundle brushes through your face! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <3 it feels wonderful!",
22486 "You miss the cluster bomb rock. *click* The cluster bomb rock shatters. You are caught in the explosion and die.",
22487 "The cluster bomb rock rumbles ominously. You have been drawn to the cluster bomb rock! 16 cluster bomb rocks come into view and will all explode at the same time to instakill you.",
22488 "The current situation is looking pretty grim.",
22489 "Your game is way beyond foobar! Not only did you make it unwinnable by your stupid mistakes, you're also going to get permanent nasty trap effects over time and there is no way to stop that. Only way to save your dignity is to head back to that pink staircase on dungeon level 1 and leave the dungeon, you loser.",
22490 "DO NOT use the escape key to skip past messages unless you want to die. Yes, battle spam is annoying. Yes, most of it consists of 'The lizard misses. The saddled warhorse bites the goblin. The mordor orc swings his scimitar. Your full plate mail deflects the newt's attack.' But then there's the occasional 'The thick farting girl produces squeaky farting noises with her sexy butt. Your shield crumbles away!' and you're gonna skip right past that and wonder why the next disintegration beam kills you instead of being reflected.",
22493 "Bssbssbssbssbssbssbsssssssssssssssssss!",
22494 "You hear a humming sound, which means aggravate monster.",
22495 "You start playing a masterwork piano. Loyter the crimson of zanan throws a rock. You die. Noob. :P",
22496 "You cast Meteor. Magic reaction hurts you! You die from over-casting.",
22497 "You step into the guillotine. Suddenly, someone operates the trigger. *harhar* You are decapitated. Good bye...",
22498 "Do you really want to hang yourself? (ynq)",
22499 "There should be a suicide skill, which trains whenever your character dies as a result of your own actions, e.g. throwing an object upward or voluntarily stepping into lava. If the skill is high enough, it becomes easier to kill yourself... but unless you have many amulets of life saving, you won't actually be around to enhance the skill :P",
22500 "The martial arts skill simply trains too slowly and if you have a shield, gauge releases only ever train the shield skill!",
22501 "The sports teacher womans you on.",
22502 "The sports teacher womans you on. Whatever that's supposed to mean.",
22503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Now Don Mildewfinwe will come to finish you off!'",
22504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You and your gay Counter-Strike! I'll show it to you!'",
22505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I'll teach you how badly I'm allowed to use superweapons!'",
22506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Gah, I don't want to play against you at all! Well, no big deal, I'll quickly finish you off and then look for a real opponent.'",
22507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Elbereth written become has!'",
22508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'If I defeat you I'll get my banhammer back, that's for sure!'",
22509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Well it's just slightly shitty that you took away my moderator rights!'",
22510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You're really fully gay!'",
22511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'well with you the game is no fun at all...'",
22512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You fight like a girl!'",
22513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You're seriously annoying!'",
22514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Well stop making fun of my name all the time!'",
22515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Why doesn't Elbereth work against you?'",
22516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Boah shitty counterstrike kiddies...'",
22517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Ey you're fully the hussy, you stole my moderator rights!'",
22518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You gay girl!'",
22519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Ey it's no fun with you, who would want to watch such a gay person as you play the game?'",
22520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Shitty bastard! Are you blind or something? I used an Elbereth engraving against you! You're not allowed to attack anymore!'",
22521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Can someone throw out those shitty kiddies?'",
22522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Hahaha, I'm Finwe, and I'm simply better than you!'",
22523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You little counterstrike addict child will disappear, and it will happen very soon.'",
22524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Nope, your suggestion was refused, and now get lost.'",
22525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Sure, like my scud storm was overpowered. You have aurora asshole bombers so don't whine!'",
22526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I'll fuck you now.'",
22527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Well you little girl, now you're crying. Hahaha.'",
22528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Cry me a river!'",
22529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Well finally you little baby are losing, now I'll watch a good player instead.'",
22530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Finally I've won, boah did you annoy me or what!'",
22531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'So, hiss off and let me enjoy the game in peace!'",
22532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I don't need you in my game! You're way too bad anyway!'",
22533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Haha, I can simply say 'Elbereth' and that will somehow cause you to die!'",
22534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'If I still had my banhammer I'd ban you from the game now.'",
22535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You mean little girl. Trying to kick others in the nuts. You can't fight fair, huh? Well, but now you lost!'",
22536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'If the opponent is expecting it the least, his chances are the lowest!'",
22537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'The weapons in this game are rather different from each other!'",
22538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Can you also engrave Elbereth in the ground on this level?'",
22539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I'm the great DON FINWE and I always win!'",
22540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'In Command & Conquer I obviously prefer playing as GLA.'",
22541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'China sucks in Command & Conquer, they don't have any good units!'",
22542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I'm principally not playing USA in Command & Conquer! Aurora bombers should be banned by law!'",
22543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Lord of the Rings is the best film where exists!'",
22544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Man I want to watch the scene again where Gandalf fights the blarog!'",
22545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'If things get hairy I'll just quickly scribble an Elbereth square.'",
22546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I watched the Lord of the Rings movies many times!'",
22547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I know everything about Tolkien because I'm super educated!'",
22548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'I want my banhammer back!'",
22549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You fucking harlot, I'm gonna hack your account and become a moderator and then I'll ban you!'",
22550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'whoa you shitty american stinker, you're fully overpowered!'",
22551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Ey the shitty game has made you way too powerful, no wonder you always ascend, you lamer!'",
22552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You and your shitty overpowered USA boss general, what the hell is one supposed to do about that...'",
22553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'ey you and your shitty aurora asshole bombers, they should be banned!'",
22554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You idiot, you probably don't even know who Finwe was!'",
22555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Ey the shitty server operator probably compiled Elbereth out of the game, no wonder it's not working!'",
22556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'Boah the scriptkiddies hacked our webpage, that may not be!'",
22557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'The robbers state that you should be robbed!'",
22558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Did you just commit a crime?'",
22559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'The robbers told me that you're a motherfucker so I have no qualms about icing you!'",
22560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Sorry, I know you're actually a friend of me, but the robbers forced me to fight you.'",
22561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Now I have to think about how I'm going to rob you.'",
22562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Are you crazy? I can't just shoot a former classmate of mine!'",
22563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'You must allow me to take a photo of you! If you don't, I'll tell your teacher!'",
22564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Hmm, should I shoot you? Oh wait, you're under the Imperio curse.'",
22565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Great, don't totter all the time! Now I only have 3 more attempts to take a good photo of you because I'm running out of film!'",
22566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'You motherfucker outlaw, I'll defeat you and hand you over to the police!'",
22567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Why are you shooting me? I used to be a homie too!'",
22568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Damn, apparently you don't want to be robbed!'",
22569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'OH GOD! Please don't shoot me over the heaps now!'",
22570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Bah, now you're out of luck - I don't have a photo for you today.'",
22571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Oh God! The Imperio curse! That's insane, that's an unforgivable curse!'",
22572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Don't dare breaking my camera!'",
22573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Damn, the motherfuckers are driving heavy cannons today!'",
22574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'No... I'll probably be gunned down by my own classmates...'",
22575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Nobody wants to be robbed... but if I'm not successful, the robbers will get angry at me again...'",
22576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Your money can be stolen now.'",
22577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Well I don't think it's legal, but I steal a couple zorkmids from you now.'",
22578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Why can't you simply keep to the rules?'",
22579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Kindly stop calling me 'Schnold'!'",
22580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Well, this time I trumped you.'",
22581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I'm sorry. But the robbers instructed me to kill you.'",
22582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Robbers, are you finally content with me for once now?'",
22583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Well I didn't kill that guy, he's only unconscious!'",
22584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I'll bring you motherfucker to the approved school.'",
22585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'You motherfucker have to respect the laws just like everyone else! Because you didn't do it, you shall be punished now!'",
22586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'It's nothing personal. But the robbers forced me to rob you.'",
22587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Sorry for having to shoot you! But the robbers would kill me if I don't! I still consider you a friend!'",
22588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I'm not playing for the wrong team! It's just that my team will win against yours today!'",
22589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I got enough of robberies for now, I'm gonna hunt criminals for the rest of the day.'",
22590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I gotta be sneaky as a paparazzi.'",
22591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'If you don't want me to take a photo of you, I'll just take one stealthily.'",
22592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'My camera is ready to take more photos!'",
22593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I still need to shoot some photos for the school's newspaper!'",
22594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Maybe I can catch some motherfucker red-handed and take a photo of him!'",
22595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Hopefully I can take a photo that displays one of the homies in a positive light!'",
22596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I still have my ideals of justice from the homies.'",
22597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I may be a robber but I think justice shall not be neglected!'",
22598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Dark balls of light really exist, they're called black lights.'",
22599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I still don't really consider the robbers' ideals as my own.'",
22600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'The robbers are exaggerating things rather frequently...'",
22601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Well super, you shredded my camera! What now?'",
22602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Nooooooo! Film tear! Hopefully I can at least save the photos I've already taken...'",
22603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Whoa, you're totally unscrupulous!'",
22604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Argh, I'm being thrown at with cotton balls! It hurts!'",
22605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Oh no, you motherfucker are winning!'",
22606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'My friend is totally mean, he shot me with his shotgun and I died immediately, all just for not following his orders!'",
22607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Do you want to feel up my butt?'",
22608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I want to bloody your hands with my sneakers.'",
22609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I'm getting hungry. May I drink your blood?'",
22610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'You have a weapon. Sorry, but I have to disarm you by kicking you with my sneakers now.'",
22611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'It will surely be fun to fight with you.'",
22612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Why don't you want to be a vampire?'",
22613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Please show me your hands so I can kick them bloodily.'",
22614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Don't you want to be stroked by me?'",
22615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Please don't strike your palm against my soft butt cheeks.'",
22616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Come on, I'd so like to cut your skin with my fingernails...'",
22617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Despite my hands being so soft, you don't want to be stroked by them? But why?'",
22618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Do you want to be farted in the face by my very tender butt?'",
22619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'It's lots of fun to kick you in the hands again and again, letting the rough soles of my sneakers slide along your skin.'",
22620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I have lots of interesting body parts, and you may get acquainted to them now.'",
22621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My sweetie, you may feel up my butt as much as you want now.'",
22622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Now I will stroke you with my very gentle-soft hands.'",
22623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'It's simply fun to stroke-feel-up you.'",
22624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My fingernails will open your neck now, and then I'll drink your blood.'",
22625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Mmmmmmmmmm... sweet, red nectar... don't worry, the biting wounds on your neck will heal in a few days.'",
22626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My sneakers will bloody your hands now.'",
22627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Come on, my sneakers will kick into your hands very softly.'",
22628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Pfffffffffffffft!'",
22629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My sneakers will kick your hands as many times as required to make your blood flow and your weapon drop.'",
22630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I'm a real lady, not a little girl.'",
22631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My butt produces tender air current noises specially for you now. Since I'm not a little girl, my butt doesn't squeak while farting.'",
22632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My block-heeled boots will bludgeon you.'",
22633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Some vampires sleep during the day, but I already drank enough blood for today so it's time to go to bed.'",
22634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Yes, I'm a vampire. You can probably tell by looking at my sharp teeth.'",
22635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My sneakers are very kind and gentle.'",
22636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'In rare cases I'm wearing fleecy-soft white combat boots with block heels.'",
22637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I gain nutrition by drinking blood, but I make sure no one dies from my bites.'",
22638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My woman's fingernails are very sharp-edged.'",
22639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'With my sneakers I can disarm dangerous people.'",
22640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My sneakers love to aim for others' hands.'",
22641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Good thing being a vampire makes me immortal.'",
22642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Now I can't transform you into a vampire... but one day I will.'",
22643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Today I unfortunately didn't succeed in my attempts to gain nutrition. This means that my vampirism will progress...'",
22644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'You must truly be a very good fighter.'",
22645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'May I step on your toes with my pretty black lady boots?'",
22646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I want to be your dance partner!'",
22647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Are you okay with me trying to stomp your toes into paste?'",
22648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'So you want to be my partner today? How nice!'",
22649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to you!'",
22650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Well, do you want to dance with me? I can very beautifully step on your toes again and again!'",
22651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Don't you want to get your toes smashed? But that would be fun! Especially for me!'",
22652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Oh, so you want to lead?'",
22653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'What, your toenails are snatching at my heels? But why?'",
22654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Don't you like it if someone stomps your toes?'",
22655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Oh come on, please show me your toes so I can stomp them!'",
22656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Are you trying to get rid of me?'",
22657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Please don't be so mean!'",
22658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I just want to step on your toes, and you like it too!'",
22659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Come on, let me crush your toes, that's so much fun because they feel totally soft!'",
22660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I will still persuade you that your toes absolutely want to be smashed underneath my heels!'",
22661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Be nicer to me!'",
22662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I'm nice to you, so why aren't you nice to me in return?'",
22663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Well I don't want to do anything bad to you! I just want to strut on your toes with my heels!'",
22664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Please don't damage my boots!'",
22665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'What? Stomping your toes is great! Why don't you agree with me?'",
22666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Ah, so that's what you feel like. You seem to be a very fleecy girl!'",
22667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Your pretty toes are so suitable for stomping them into paste!'",
22668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Now my boot heels will joyously dance on your toes.'",
22669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Wow, you're making me so happy by letting me squeeze your soft toes with my stiletto boots!'",
22670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I want to be together with you every day!'",
22671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I want to stomp your toes every day!'",
22672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Marry me, and you'll be able to feel every day as your sweeeeeeeet toes are squeezed between the floor and my heeled boots!'",
22673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Do you like my black leather boots?'",
22674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'May I kiss you?'",
22675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'You look like you'd really enjoy receiving pain from me! Am I right?'",
22676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Soooooooo cute soft toes <3'",
22677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Now I can successively stomp each of your toes underneath my heels.'",
22678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Even when you cry out in pain, I know that you really like getting your toes jammed by me.'",
22679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'All the strutting in high heels makes me weary.'",
22680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Even my high-heeled lady boots have to take a rest occasionally.'",
22681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Maybe I can construct a trap where you have to put your toes so I can flat-stomp them.'",
22682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'It's super complicated to kick you in the nuts with my heel, I'd much rather just use my knee!'",
22683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'It's incredibly fun to step on others' toes with the heel.'",
22684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Yes, I have this special fetish that I need to crush everyone's toes underneath my high combat boots.'",
22685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Cone heels are simply wonderful.'",
22686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I look cute but also elegant.'",
22687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Thankfully I'm female so I can wear the pretty heel boots.'",
22688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'My lady boots are very elegant and have pretty black heels.'",
22689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Hurt me if you have to, but please don't do anything to my combat boots!'",
22690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! You ruined my lovely black lady boots! Now I'm in a blue funk until the end of my life!'",
22691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Oh, you're very sensitive...'",
22692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Well okay, I'll look for someone else than you.'",
22693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'It's no fun with you. No one else is so pig-headed!'",
22694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Why are you being so mean?'",
22695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Here, take those and throw!'",
22696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Transvestites aren't tolerated here! I shall shoot you with my rifle!'",
22697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You won't prevent me from becoming a topmodel!'",
22698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Such a little girl like you can expect to be removed from my path.'",
22699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'So, do you think you can even drive a car at all? I'm pretty sure you won't even get it started, hahaha!'",
22700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I don't like little trainees like you. Do what I tell you or there shall be consequences.'",
22701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'My girlfriends will break all of your bones.'",
22702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You made the mistake to mess with me. You'll pay dearly for that, you stinking hussy.'",
22703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Warning: The last person who messed with me is pushing up the daisies now.'",
22704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Well, I'll kick your hands bloodily now.'",
22705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Remembering your name? Hahaha! I'd have to do a lot of work if I wanted to do that. For me your name is 'competitor' and I'll slap you now!'",
22706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Alarm! Enemy incoming from the rear!'",
22707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You little trainee are getting defiant? I'll give you some for that!'",
22708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Your 'power farting gas' ain't gonna help you!'",
22709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Now you angered me so much that I'll shoot you with my rifle.'",
22710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You activist are never gonna win...'",
22711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I won't lose to a transvestite like you!'",
22712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Yes, I forgot your name yet again, because you're irrelevant anyway.'",
22713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Ugh... well, I guess I'll offer you to call this one a draw, but one day I'll defeat you...'",
22714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Wow, I'm impressed that you can kick me in the temple with your peep-toes so powerfully.'",
22715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Manuela and Melissa will have to give you a hall punishment!'",
22716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Get up or I'll trample all over you!'",
22717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You useless little activist with your flat brogues. I'm a topmodel, and I wear high-heeled shoes and wield a rifle!'",
22718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Now it will become very bloody. I'll kick you in the hands repeatedly with my cute white high-heeled sandals and always aim for the blood vessels.'",
22719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You have no chance against my wedge sandals.'",
22720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I'd defeat you with my bare hands too.'",
22721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Of course models have rifles! I'll use mine to shoot dumb people like you!'",
22722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Keep dreaming, you old hag.'",
22723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Such little girls like you certainly won't present a danger.'",
22724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Next time you'll leave your hands with you or I'll separate them, got it?'",
22725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Be pleased, for you'll be able to have sex with the girl that will soon carry the title of topmodel.'",
22726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Well, you don't know half of all the important stuff because you simply can't keep up with me.'",
22727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Well, you now know where your place as a trainee is.'",
22728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'A trainee. No wonder. I wouldn't have expected anything useful from you anyway.'",
22729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Your Power FC is very inferior to my team, but you knew that already!'",
22730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I should bash your butt for that transgression! No Power FC loser challenges an Ella without receiving their punishment!'",
22731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You shitty girl! You're gonna regret that!'",
22732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Now I'll repeatedly kick you in the back of the head. Powerfully.'",
22733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Hmm, I'm also carrying an anvil around, maybe I should throw that at your head.'",
22734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'The other girls ain't getting no information from me.'",
22735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Only my best friends are trustworthy enough to know of my secret plans!'",
22736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I'm gonna go to the casino to look if everything is okay.'",
22737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Let's see if all the trainees are properly doing their job.'",
22738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'In my free time I used to split bricks with my bare fists.'",
22739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I'm carrying a few boulders in my backpack.'",
22740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Yeah, yeah, I know, my shoes aren't high enough. I'll add a couple stories.'",
22741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'What is that stupid rule that requires topmodels to always wear heels that are at least 6 cm in height?'",
22742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'What do you even learn at school? Education is totally useless!'",
22743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I'm from North Germany and I talk very strangely, but woe to you if you make fun of that.'",
22744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I'm the supreme bitch and fucking proud of it.'",
22745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'My wedge sandals are totally sweet and can still become very dangerous if they need to!'",
22746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'We're employing the trainees because we need cheap workers.'",
22747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'The Power FC girls are really priding themselves on being able to use farts as weapons...'",
22748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Fairness is for others, I'll use whatever methods I need to secure my victory.'",
22749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Listen up. You won and I didn't, even though I wanted nothing more than the victory. Now you have to actually ascend or I'll be very sad!'",
22750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'If you don't ascend this character, I'll really be sad because I lost to someone who doesn't win in the end!'",
22751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Stones, fast!!!'",
22752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You won't take me alive, you mean little activist.'",
22753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You'll never stop our show...'",
22754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'I'll come back, and my revenge will be terrible!'",
22755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'What, you're saying the greatest super bitch won't win anyway in the end? But I was the winner last year!'",
22756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Well great, I have so little ammo left that I might just give up. You know what, I'm just gonna steal your ammo.'",
22757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You'll be excluded from the practical course, that's for sure!'",
22758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Shitty red writing, what the hell is that crash? I'll just load agai-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IT CRASHED AFTER IT HAD ALREADY OVERWRITTEN MY OLD SAVEGAME BUT BEFORE ACTUALLY WRITING THE NEW ONE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH'",
22759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey this shitty red writing, I even named my new savegame 'shittingredwriting' because I somehow expected to get the goddamn bug again and guess what? CRASH BUG WITH SHITTY RED WRITING. There goes another save.'",
22760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The cursed spirits crashed my game! They really did!'",
22761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man I killed that stupid fireball wizard by throwing shuriken for TWO HOURS STRAIGHT and thought that would finally let me advance but there's STILL no way out of this room. Am I screwed?'",
22762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Yes, I opened the lock of that door of course and then swam around looking for the quest item behind it, got it but now I want to go back and the door is closed. How do I open it? WHAT? You say I'm hosed and need to go back to an earlier save? DUDE! I don't HAVE an earlier save!'",
22763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Of course I saved my game in the arena, after all I'm not good enough to consistently defeat the minotaur! It took me 10 reloads to defeat him! What's that you say, the door won't open if you save in there and you need to go back to an earlier save? Maaaaaaaan... should have told me, I didn't expect there to be any such bugs and therefore didn't keep earlier saves...'",
22764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'BLAAAAAAAAAAH! It's simply bullshit that saving the game while there is a shockbolt in midair makes the save crash upon loading!'",
22765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The heck, why does the game produce a broken save if I try to save while the torchlight animation is taking place? Oh well, I'll just go back to the previous one. Well shit! Now I accidentally pressed save on that one while the torchlighting had already started, and now that save is broken too! ARRGH the only hard save is 6 hours back, I really don't want to go back all the way YOU STUPID CRASH BUG!!! CURSE YOU!'",
22766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man this is some bullshit programming, the game crashed when the working mom was starting to fire her gun. I want to punish that stupid bitch by breaking off her damn heels.'",
22767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'What... A crash? After beating the fucking LAST MISSION OF THE GAME that took an HOUR to complete, not even counting the many hours I wasted on all my failed attempts? That's impossible, no way that could have gotten past the QA.'",
22768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man I had made it to the 150th level of the thunder mission and then it crashed upon trying to create targets for the 151st one meaning ALL of that progress is lost because you can't save while the mission is ongoing RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'",
22769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I drove on the grass and the game locked up!'",
22770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man, Pryce and his stupid ice pokemon keep crashing my game.'",
22771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Why the hell does my sixth pokemon always transform into a bad egg if I try any of those challenge areas? That's no fun at all!'",
22772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Man this german translation is SO bugged! I tried to drop a leather armor but of course the bugged game doesn't know what an umlaut is and enters an infinite loop as it tries to display it, meaning ALL my progress is lost!'",
22773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Blaaaaaaah, every time the game tries to display the highscore list there's a CED crash! I have no idea how to fix this, probably need to wipe the entire game including all of my savegames and hope that a reinstall fixes it...'",
22774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Please kill me, I don't want to live on a planet where my favorite video game is such a crashy mess that I cannot fix.'",
22775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'The segfaults are chasing me even in my dreams. Please make it end. I know that there is no way to ever make the game not segfault randomly, and I want to see the afterlife now where there'll hopefully be no crash bugs.'",
22776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'It's all going to be over soon. No more pain. No more abuse. No more hate. I'll be going ahead to a better place. A happier place. A place where none of the bad people can hurt me. A place where I can't hurt me. So there's nothing to be sad about. This is a happy day. It's the happiest day of my life.'", /* meme on 4chan */
22777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'It's so unfair that I was born male and therefore cannot wear heels in public without everyone making fun of me. I'll create a fantasy world where men can wear heels with no repercussions.'",
22778 "Ever asked yourself why there is an elder priest? He used to be the younger priest but a lot of time has passed.",
22779 "The elder priest uses his new 'stealstealsteal' attack to remove any equipment that would protect you from his tentacles.",
22780 "Your backpack is crushing you!",
22781 "The gulpmonster catches your eye, and you feel deeply uneasy.",
22782 "You're constantly pointing your deodorant the wrong way and that causes the women to get angry at you.",
22783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'What, you want to watch Motorcycle Cops? That's totally the trashy movie, switch over to formula 1, I want to watch that instead!'",
22784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Hello! Do you want to kidnap me again?'",
22785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'You can't get me, I can always run from you with my turbo sneakers!'",
22786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'With the aid of my friends, I will give you traitor a good flogging now.'",
22787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I developed the group with the es come to life! to the highest stage.'",
22788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Ready for some tug of war? Bet that I'll win against you?'",
22789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I thought about a plan to use against you.'",
22790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Oh no, I have 600 euros and you want to steal the money from me!'",
22791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I'm the one who dictates the TV program here!'",
22792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I'm busy fighting some traitor, I can't help you now!'",
22793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Oh, you want a rematch! Well great, that can take a while until I've finished you...'",
22794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'What, I was locked up in a chamber with you and have to survive for 10 minutes?'",
22795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Hmm, you seem to be pretty good at tug of war...'",
22796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Stop being so difficult about everything! Otherwise my plan I'm using against you won't work!'",
22797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Argh, I jumped down 13 stairway steps at once and had a very painful landing...'",
22798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Oh no, the soles of my turbo sneakers are completely worn out! They'll break soon!'",
22799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'My shin bone is almost broken, but thankfully I can take my trick to heal it.'",
22800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Oy vey, I have to play super battle! That means I have to flee from you for half an hour straight while you try to extract my blood with your sneakers!'",
22801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I've been in a tug of war for 6 hours... I'm near my limit of endurance...'",
22802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'What is the matter? My combat plans aren't working?'",
22803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Hahaha you idiot, you really thought Lisa would kick you? Nope, *I* did, harharhar.'",
22804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I'll flog you through, you traitor.'",
22805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Well, you're losing the rematch too.'",
22806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Haha, so you didn't know I'm the protagonist of this story?'",
22807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Didn't you know that I, the shining hero, will always win?'",
22808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I'll easily finish off aliens like you...'",
22809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Well, since recently I'm wearing New Balance sneakers. And I'll bludgeon you with them.'",
22810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'You will lose because you don't have as good shoes as I.'",
22811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'You're messing with the protagonist of this story and of course you'll be drawing the short straw!'",
22812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Yeah! I pulled you into the abyss in the tug of war! Now I win 2000 zorkmids from you!'",
22813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'In order to make you run past me, I simply stand still for a moment.'",
22814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I'm running through the city to go shopping.'",
22815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I'm running around with my turbo sneakers.'",
22816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Today I'll buy some CDs of Britney(flax) Spears. She looks really cute.'",
22817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I drew a plan that describes how I'm going to fight my enemies.'",
22818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'The principal wants to have a serious talk with me but he can just go fuck himself.'",
22819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Oh no, you want to kill me!'",
22820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Well you're really a completely weird guy whom I wouldn't have picked if I were Gwen.'",
22821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I became as fast as a Lamborghin-ugh... where the hell did the sequoia tree come from...'",
22822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Err, I'm somehow bankrupt because you shot me 60 times in the large money shooting!'",
22823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'when comes the bus?'",
22824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'you when comes the bus?'",
22825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'he you say me times when comes the bus?'",
22826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'rrrrrrrrrrrrr!'",
22827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'fmpfsch!'",
22828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh...'",
22829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'when comes the bus? you when comes the bus?'",
22830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'when... comes... the... bus...'",
22831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'when comes the bus to rhine refuge?'",
22832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'wae wae wae'",
22833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'kliiiiiu!'",
22834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'dae dae dae die dae dit dae daedaedae!'",
22835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'ow!'",
22836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'owwowwow ow-wow!'",
22837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'",
22838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'ey when comes the bus you'",
22839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'pfpsch!'",
22840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'ey strike me not'",
22841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'so what want i not! owwwww!'",
22842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'daedae dae DAEdae!'",
22843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'oooooooow-wowowowowowow!'",
22844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'krrrrrrrrrrrssssssssss...'",
22845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'why comes there no bus'",
22846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'ow that does pain!'",
22847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'ow-wow-wow!'",
22848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'owwwwwwwww!'",
22849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'owwwwwwwww! that has pain done owwwwwwwww!'",
22850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'deeeeeeeeeeeee, DEEEEEEEEEEE, ditdidae dae dae dae deeeeeeeeeeeee!'",
22851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'hu dja ku!'",
22852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'hu! hu!'",
22853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'igschhhhhh!'",
22854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'djoeoeoeoe!'",
22855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i strike you!'",
22856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i attack you now you!'",
22857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i... attack... you...'",
22858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'he say me when comes the bus?'",
22859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'he you when comes the bus?'",
22860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'schpfsch!'",
22861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'schp!'",
22862 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'p!'",
22863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'djuuu!'",
22864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'harhar!'",
22865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'gllbl!'",
22866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'dae dit dit, dae dit dit diedaedaet daet daeaet daeaet daedaedaedaedae...'",
22867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'rrrrrrrraeaeaeaeaeaeae'",
22868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'there comes no bus'",
22869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i am here'",
22870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm'",
22871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'daedaedae-dae dae dae daetdaeaeae, daedediediiiiie-diediediediedue!'",
22872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i want to know when the bus comes'",
22873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'llllllllllll'",
22874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'lelelelelelelelelele'",
22875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'loeloeloeloeloe'",
22876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'llllllllgh!'",
22877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i am the parvus'",
22878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'wae ae ae ae ae'",
22879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'wae dae dae daes schrei-o'",
22880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'wae dae dae daes - ooooo! wae dae dae daes - ooooo!'",
22881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'when comes here the bus'",
22882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'dae dae die die dae dae dae!'",
22883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'diediediediedae-dae-dae-dae...'",
22884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'when comes the bowowowowowowow!'",
22885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'",
22886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'WHY COMES THE BUS NOT'",
22887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!'",
22888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'WUAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE'",
22889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEH!'",
22890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'dae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-AE dae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-aE daedaedaedaedaedaedaedaedaeaeaeaeaeaeae!'",
22891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'jaeau jaeau jaeau jaeau jaeau!'",
22892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'You mod thief!'",
22893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You should be banned!'",
22894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You're someone who posts inappropriate stuff in our forum!'",
22895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Rulebreaker sighted!'",
22896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I'm authorized to eliminate you here!'",
22897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Surrender immediately!'",
22898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Multi is always right! Go away or I'll shoot you with my gun!'",
22899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You dangerous right-securer, now someone else will become dangerous - ME. I'll kill you.'",
22900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'I have a lot of ammo for my gun to remove you rulebreaker!'",
22901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Now I'll empty my magazine on you!'",
22902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I'm gonna erase you!'",
22903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You stole other programmer's mods without permission. Surrender or I'll shoot you.'",
22904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Your name may never be spoken out. But you may be shot.'",
22905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You may never come back!'",
22906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Just wait, my banhammer's coming for you.'",
22907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'You will be removed from Multi's territory permanently now.'",
22908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Now you'll be banned.'",
22909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You can't escape from me.'",
22910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'No one can get away from us, because we're Multi! Surrender!'",
22911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Now you'll get some, you mean little thief...'",
22912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Fires from all pipes!'",
22913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Multi must be protected from you at all costs!'",
22914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You do not go past at me!'",
22915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Do you go away voluntarily or do I have to ban you first?'",
22916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'You'll be banned now, that's how it's supposed to be.'",
22917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I'm a Multi moderator, and I caught you spamming! Do you give up or do I have to ban you?'",
22918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'I'm a high-ranking moderator and I just decided that I don't like you.'",
22919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'You posted so much shit in our forums that I'm gonna ban you now. Have fun.'",
22920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I'm gonna ban everyone I can't stand today, starting with you!'",
22921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'I have the say here! And I say that you'll be eliminated here!'",
22922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'I'm the boss of Multi! You are eliminated without any preliminary warning because I just decided that!'",
22923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'What? You dare fighting back?'",
22924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Well wait, now you'll really be banned!'",
22925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Who dares standing up against the almighty Multi organization?'",
22926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Now you've gone too far, and therefore you will die now.'",
22927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Soon you'll have broken the rules for the last time!'",
22928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Soon I'll have you though!'",
22929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Hey! I clicked the BAN button! Why are you still there?'",
22930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Just give it up, no one can win against Multi!'",
22931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Multi is the greatest and biggest organization in existence and you will not change that!'",
22932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You oh so very dangerous person will have a gun pointed to your head now!'",
22933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You're already dead, you just failed to fall down!'",
22934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Your IP will be blocked soon, you hear?'",
22935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I'm requesting an IP ban for you rulebreaker!'",
22936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You'll get banned now anyway. There's no way for you to prevent it.'",
22937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Stop spamming for fuck's sake, or I'll really DDOS your ass.'",
22938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I don't care what good you did in your life! You're the dangerous right-securer and I'll ban you, you hear?'",
22939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Come here and fight me or your internet connection will die down without anything that you can do about it.'",
22940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'If you don't give up right now, I'll hack the space station and make it crash right into your house to kill you and your PC.'",
22941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Calling reinforcements!'",
22942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Where's the other moderators when you need them?'",
22943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Shit! Just now no pig except me is being online!'",
22944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Just wait, I'll hack your IP now and start to DDOS you...'",
22945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'The mod thieves are rearing their ugly heads again! That cannot be!'",
22946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'This cannot continue like that!'",
22947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'hmm, better inform the boss...'",
22948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'There's something hugely amiss here!'",
22949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Damn, you unwanted shape are still strolling around the dungeon!'",
22950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'If I get you muck chap in my fingers...'",
22951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Multi will not give up, you hear?'",
22952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'No one can overtake Multi! I'll personally ensure that!'",
22953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Traitors like you must be defeated ASAP!'",
22954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'How does the DDOS attack work again? I have to use it against you!'",
22955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'No one stops me!'",
22956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'We have enough forces to subdue rulebreakers like you! It's only a matter of time!'",
22957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Shitty person! You'll soon vanish from the public forever!'",
22958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Such people like you aren't allowed to be on the internet at all! We have to become the net police that regulates such disturbing elements!'",
22959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'World fall initiated! Listen, you, now it'll be raining smoke and fire. Your house shall be engulfed in flames and you will die a painful death.'",
22960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'So, you're banned now.'",
22961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Banzorz you!'",
22962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You're defeated, and you won't be coming back.'",
22963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Of course it was clear to me right from the start that such a little muck chap like you can never really be a threat to Multi.'",
22964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Multimediaxis of Doom! Got it?'",
22965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'You're the dangerous right-securer whose name may not be mentioned and who may never set foot in the dungeon again!'",
22966 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'IP ban for you! Harharhar!'",
22967 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'That was the last straw for you! Leave the game now and never come back!'",
22968 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'DDOS attack against you was started!'",
22969 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Now the entire internet will get to know that you're a large-scale threat. No one will ever want to see you again.'",
22970 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'We are teh banz0rz!'",
22971 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'BANNED! Hahahahahahaha! I got rid of you permanently!'",
22972 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'YOU ARE BANNED! And the expiry time was set to infinite!'",
22973 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'You and your followers are no longer welcome here. Your names may also never be mentioned again.'",
22974 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Stealstealstealstealsteal! I stole all your private messages, including your most personal and confidential love letters, and will make them public now to dox you.'",
22975 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You are banned. I will now gain access to all your personal data and there's nothing you can do about it.'",
22976 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'I'll tell everyone about all the crimes you have committed and you will be hunted by the authorities for the rest of your life!'",
22977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'All the people shall know this: You shall never experience grace again! Down with all good feelings, you bastard are banned forever!'",
22978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Now you'll be incinerated.'",
22979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'We're intentionally putting death traps everywhere to keep off curious muck chaps.'",
22980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Yet another one banned! Ha, I'm the natural executioner!'",
22981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'The best course of action is to wait so long that the mod thieves start thinking they're safe.'",
22982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'We have to keep in the background.'",
22983 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Soon our hour will come.'",
22984 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'For now we have to pretend that we didn't have banhammers at all.'",
22985 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Sooner or later it will become obvious who may stay with Multi and who needs to be banned.'",
22986 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Mod thieves who don't watch out will be banned soon.'",
22987 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'I know that many think my methods are unfair! But I don't give a flying fuck, success is the only thing that matters to me!'",
22988 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Multi owns the internet and its users!'",
22989 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Those who betray Multi aren't safe in the internet anymore!'",
22990 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Always remember: The rules and laws of Multi are valid globally.'",
22991 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'No one may disrespect the laws of Multi.'",
22992 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Currently everything seems to be fine.'",
22993 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Hmm, someone wrote something suspicios in thread 2347 of the archive forum...'",
22994 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'I'm leafing through some of the old posts right now.'",
22995 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Man, some are really posting lots of stuff today... hopefully one of them broke the rules!'",
22996 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'I finally want to find and ban another rulebreaker!'",
22997 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'My banhammer is getting dusty if I can't use it again soon!'",
22998 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Hm, maybe I should just ban you without a reason, just for kicks...'",
22999 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'To the reader of this message: You are banned! Hahaha! I'm bored right now and therefore decided to remove you.'",
23000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Sooner or later I'll find a post with forbidden content.'",
23001 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Hmm, idea! I'll just edit posts completely random and then blame the original author for the garbage I edited in!'",
23002 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Very many users are spamming in the spam thread today... maybe I should stop that by banning one of them for excessive spamming...'",
23003 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'ey, if anyone spams today... then I'll get so mad at them...'",
23004 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'today is so little the matter that I fall asleep soon!'",
23005 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'If I get all started, no one who needs to be banned will get off easily!'",
23006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'We ban everyone who breaks our rules. And we take great delight in banning others because we're the greatest!'",
23007 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'There's quite a bunch whom I've always wanted to ban, and soon I will do it!'",
23008 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'This one dangerous right-securer with us needs to go!'",
23009 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Boah, if I get that group of disturbing elements into my fingers... then all of them are so totally banned, that's for sure...'",
23010 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'If you mess with me, you must have a death wish!'",
23011 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'WHAT? Why did my internet connection die suddenly?'",
23012 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Why - does - the - goddamn - BAN button - not - work!'",
23013 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'I know that you evaded my ban! But that's only temporary, soon I'll get you anyway!'",
23014 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'You're remarkably lucky, but next time you're due...'",
23015 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Alarm! Alarm! You traitor can't be stopped and are posing a threat to all operations of Multi!'",
23016 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Someone must prevent you from taking over Multi!'",
23017 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'No! You may not do that! Oh no, who is going to stop you now?'",
23018 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'Hopefully a humongous meteor will fall on your house and bury it in flames!'",
23019 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'So what, you're trying to incite a flamewar! Watch out, you can have that...'",
23020 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Bah, you may have switched me off, but we're Multi! We will still ban you!'",
23021 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'We'll get you, sooner or later!'",
23022 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Alarm! We, Multi, are seriously attacked by you even though you don't look like someone that needs to be taken seriously!'",
23023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Large alarm! The dangerous right-securer that calls itself you, you apparently think you can simply upload copyrighted stuff!'",
23024 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Big Bad Mog'. It reads: 'I pressed the GODDAMN ban button! You may no longer be here!'",
23025 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Indy the Master Executioner'. It reads: 'Start digging your grave.'",
23026 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Two Thousandth Elf'. It reads: 'Bah. Your death will be a biblical apocalypse, not some measly shit! You'll die in a true armageddon!'",
23027 "You hear children noises.",
23028 "You hear the sound of the rock rolling.",
23029 "You hear raspy bitter laughter in the distance...",
23030 "You hear the sound of someone laughing and snickering.",
23031 "You feel as if someone is staring at you...",
23032 "You have been struck by a terrible feeling of powerlessness.",
23033 "The air around here is heavy and sorrowful. But you somehow feel not all is lost.",
23034 "You are like a rabbit fascinated by a snake.",
23035 "You sense death.",
23036 "You hear someone muttering sulfurously somewhere",
23037 "You hear childish laughter nearby",
23038 "The rowdy crowd is making a fair bit of noise tonight",
23039 "You hear the sound of tankerds striking in a toast",
23040 "*bzzzz*whirrrrrrr*click*",
23041 "Something is buffing the floor at an inhuman speed",
23042 "You hear someone testing the string of his bow.",
23043 "The stunning beauty of Elea's face halts your step a moment.",
23044 "Someone mutters in mysterious ancient language.",
23045 "The Elean little girl has an angry look in her beautiful cold eyes.",
23046 "The Elean little girl has an angry look in her beautiful cold eyes. And what's more, she wields a dagger surrounded by wind with which she'll KILL you.",
23047 "You hear the sound of claws being sharpened.",
23048 "Somehow the cats' sounds were changed from 'Meow' to 'Nya', even though I've never seen a cat in real life that makes a 'Nya' sound. In fact, here in Germany they make 'Miau', but I guess 'Meow' is the english transliteration of that...",
23049 "The little girl brushes dust off her clothes.",
23050 "The little girl smiles at you.",
23051 "You look admiringly at the little girl.",
23052 "You can feel the maid's passion-fueled gaze...",
23053 "The maid looks good enough to touch",
23054 "The maid is so weird and doesn't want to have sex even though she gets paid for that.",
23055 "You hear the chants of prayer in the distance.",
23056 "You hear someone beseeching Amateurasu Omikami. (Find the misspelling.)",
23057 "You hear an animal carcass being offered in sacrifice even though Huhetotl should actually want human sacrifices, being an Aztec god and all.",
23058 "You hear the near silent footfalls of a cat. A Big cat.",
23059 "You hear the near silent footfalls of a cat. A Big cat. Also known as a lion.",
23060 "You hear the oddest voice in the crowd, it is lilting and...cat-like?",
23061 "You hear the swagger of a man of supreme confidence, only it's oh so quiet...",
23062 "You hear a someone making ticking sounds, followed by a pantomimed 'Ka-BOOOOM', followed by manical laughter",
23063 "You can hear something making scratching noises.",
23064 "You can hear something making scratching noises. It's a sexy leather pump scratching over an unprotected leg!",
23068 "You hear the sound of cocktail shakers.",
23069 "The bar is crowded with people.",
23070 "The quiet majesty of the room makes you feel small and grubby",
23071 "You note just how alert and well armed the guards are",
23072 "You note just how alert and well armed the guards are... but if Yvonne is picking a lock while the guard is looking in the other direction, she can get away with it because what the guards don't see, doesn't exist.",
23073 "Somewhere, a harpsicord is playing a tune befitting nobility",
23074 "The younger sister hums happily.",
23075 "The younger sister hums happily. And there are 200 other such sisters because of the mizuho.",
23076 "The younger sister hums happily. Because of some weirdness, you can farm her.",
23077 "You gently stroke the younger sister's hair.",
23078 "You gently stroke the younger sister's hair. Flue-schel-bue-schel!",
23079 "You squinted at how the younger sister looks right now.",
23080 "The younger sister sneaks an upward glance at your face.",
23081 "All around you is the sensation of being in a sacred place",
23082 "You have seldom felt such an air of peace",
23083 "All around is very quiet, yet you aren't the least bit lonely",
23084 "In your mind you hear the strange echoes of a voice in prayer",
23085 "You hear the chants of prayer in the distance.",
23086 "You hear the rhymthic clang of a hammer on steel",
23087 "You hear the whoosh of a bellows being pumped",
23088 "You hear the perfect ring of steel-on-steel. It makes your blood race",
23089 "You hear someone adjusting their armor for the umpteenth time",
23090 "You hear the high pitched yips of a young dog",
23091 "A plaintive howl is heard in the distance",
23092 "Did you see that? Your older sister took care of everything.",
23093 "Your older sister waves to you.",
23094 "Your older sister is trembling with excitement. It looks like she wants to be praised.",
23095 "The beauty of the Erushian lady before you leaves you speechless.",
23096 "You hear someone whispering in a mysterious ancient language.",
23097 "The gaze of the beautiful Erushian lady ices over.",
23098 "You feel excited.",
23100 "Slowly slowly creeps the garden snail...",
23101 "The deformed angel's smile makes you feel like you are in the presence of a god.",
23102 "The angel flaps its wings. One brings misfortune while the other brings prosperity.",
23103 "You suddenly feel an itching sensation inside your brain.",
23104 "You begin to shed tears of joy without even realizing it.",
23105 "The angel's beauty takes your breath away...",
23106 "Gyaaaaaa!! The deformed angel is engulfed in a torrent of ether and slowly begins to break down... and then dissipates into nothingness.",
23107 "The little sister falls to the floor... and goes still.",
23108 "Today peace comes to Ylva.",
23109 "You hear the shuffling step of a man who's world is nothing but pain and misery. With just an aftertase of agony, for good measure",
23110 "They call it the latest technology and yet this is all it can do?",
23111 "Isn't there anything interesting around here?",
23112 "This place is so dull.",
23113 "Perhaps this level of civilization is unreasonable...",
23114 "The Security Force's lack of skill is a major problem.",
23115 "You can hear someone humming...",
23116 "This relaxed atmosphere is not good!",
23117 "Milis calmly reloads her gun.",
23118 "You feel the ground tremble with the steps of a large, angry, Protector",
23119 "You hear the tread of something you do NOT want to anger. Ever.",
23120 "Woof woof! Woof! Woof woof woof!",
23121 "The infected soldier groans as his finger pulls the trigger of his weapon.",
23122 "The infected soldier dies with a peaceful look on his face.",
23123 "The infected soldier convulses for a moment and then goes limp like a puppet whose strings have been cut.",
23124 "THERMAL DETECTION ENGAGED",
23125 "ACQUIRING TARGET",
23126 "ALL SYSTEMS GREEN...",
23127 "DATA COLLECTION PROCESS INITIATED",
23128 "SYSTEM OUTPUT GREEN",
23129 "INCOMING COMMUNICATION",
23131 "ACQUIRING NEW TARGET...",
23132 "You hear someone arranging books on shelves.",
23133 "The stench of death emanating from you is remarkable...",
23134 "Hope isn't lost yet.",
23135 "The black cat shook its tail.",
23136 "The black cat shook its tail. Your luck decreased by 7 points.",
23137 "The black cat shook its tail. Did you know that this means bad luck for seven weeks?",
23138 "You hear someone humming the *Money* tune while cracking their knuckles",
23139 "You hear chants for spells you can't even begin to imagine the purpose of",
23140 "A pulse of arcane and raw eldritch energies nearly knocks you off your feet",
23141 "You feel as if the Meshera in your body is becoming active.",
23142 "The Meshera Plant appears to be duplicating enemies it has absorbed.",
23143 "The Star-Devouring Giant attacks.",
23144 "The Meshera Plant absorbs the corpse of its kill, making it a part of the seedbed.",
23145 "You hear what sounds like wings of feather, but with grace and dignity somehow...",
23146 "You hear a quiet voice in prayer, but with a note of sadness...",
23147 "You smell Myrrh in the air, but with the faintest hints of charcoal...",
23148 "You hear the sound of a frightened little girl somewhere",
23149 "Angel, angel, until we find the right one we don't dare die...",
23150 "CONTINUING IN ASSAULT MODE",
23151 "INTRUDER DETECTED. ELIMINATING.",
23152 "ANALYZING TARGET'S BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS.",
23153 "TERMINATION SEQUENCE INITIATED. ERASING CONFIDENTIAL DATA...",
23154 "COMBAT DATA UPDATE INITIATED.",
23155 "Surge! Like lightning!",
23156 "Surge! Like lightning! If it's not very effective it will take about three quarters of your Pokemon's health off, which means it can kill any of your remaining nonresistant pokemon in one shot. Better hope you have a lightning-immune Geodude.",
23157 "The town is awash with people arriving at the festival and drums and whistles make a merry rhythm.",
23158 "SINGLE STRIKE... BISECTION!",
23159 "uvaaavaavavaloaaa",
23160 "You hear crazy laughter.",
23162 "Piga... Pipigagagapigapipi",
23164 "Siva wags his tail happily as he feasts on the bones of his kill.",
23165 "You hear cries of help echoing off the walls. They sound quite weak....",
23166 "You hear a low moan of pain somewhere",
23167 "You hear a bonfire in the distance, only it sounds like it's breathing",
23168 "You hear the fluttering of gossamer wings",
23169 "You hear tittering laughter like tiny crystal bells",
23170 "You smell what reminds you of sugerplums...",
23171 "You hear hoofbeats, a trot that almost belongs on a parade",
23172 "You hear the crisp hoofbeats of a horse trained for war",
23173 "You hear something scratching for worms",
23174 "*Bwwwuuuuu-buk-buk-buk-buKAWK*",
23175 "*Bwwwuuuuu-buk-buk-buk-buKAWK* (This sound means that there's a cockatrice on the level, by the way.)",
23176 "You hear poultry in the distance",
23177 "You hear hoofbeats. You hope it's not zebras",
23178 "EMERGENCY DATA SAVE COMPLETE. SYSTEM SHUTDOWN.",
23179 "COMBAT DATA OBTAINED... ANALYSIS INITIATED.",
23180 "You hear hoofbeats, but they are wild and free",
23181 "You hear faltering hoofbeats in the distance",
23182 "I smell blood...",
23183 "You smell blood...",
23184 "I or you or someone else smells blood, I can't decide who it is...",
23185 "You hear the pleasant sound of music.",
23186 "Out of nowhere, a light appears and pierces Ulzassil.",
23187 "The mysterious force that had been blocking the stairs disappears.",
23188 "The mysterious force that had been blocking the stairs disappears. DIE LORD SATO, FUCKING *DIE* YOU SON OF A BITCH!",
23189 "You hear something burning.",
23190 "You hear something burning. This means there's either a yomagntho or a cthugha and both of them can cast meteor, dealing upwards of 80000 damage in one shot. Nuclear launch detected.",
23191 "The bell of termination is somehow capable of getting its gauge meter up *very* quickly, and then it releases it to deal thousands of damage and instakill you.",
23192 "Why did you bully the turtle?!",
23193 "The cosmic scout casts a spell. Innumerable meteors fall down from the sky!",
23194 "Whom dwell in the vanity wields the sword that ends all proudly. Let's Ragnarok! 20 mix dragons and just as many ancient dragons and hekatoncheirs appear out of nowhere and will DEFINITELY END YOUR SORRY EXISTENCE NOW YOU LOSER!",
23195 "The tab does no longer work correctly but if you force-kill it, other tabs will be resetted too. Yay.",
23196 "You hear a sepulchral whisper but the voice is too small to distinguish a word.",
23197 "You have to update the game version because of cookie reasons.",
23198 "The new seat disorder is the same as the old one and we had to mention this because cookie!",
23199 "You have to bake the goddamn little places.",
23200 "Some sinister force causes you to wear an item!",
23201 "Some sinister force causes you to wear an artifact!",
23202 "Some sinister force causes you to wear a pair of heels!",
23203 "You miss wildly and stumble forwards.",
23204 "The titan is engulfed in fury!",
23205 "The painalope is already berserk.",
23206 "You hear Amy say 'Bundlebundlebundle!'",
23207 "Oops, you seem to have pressed the wand too hard with your fat hands... The wand of death suddenly explodes!",
23208 "An aura of extreme radiance floods the dungeon...",
23209 "An aura of extreme radiance floods the dungeon... It's so strong that you can sense it even though you're blind!",
23210 "An aura of extreme radiance floods the dungeon... and for the first time in your life, you can see!",
23211 "OH MY GOD the dungeon master rolled the jackpot. You're screwed.",
23212 "OH MY GOD the dungeon master rolled the jackpot. You're screwed. This message means that your data is deleted now.",
23213 "Item materials have been shuffled.",
23214 "Somehow you feel that you just averted a major crisis.",
23215 "Some of your possessions have been stolen!",
23216 "The lichen mounts the saddled warhorse. Suddenly the lichen speeds up tremendously and can use its weak melee attack many times in succession!",
23217 "Great. You're stucco now.",
23218 "Finally, it should be noted that crossbows are two-handed weapons and therefore a player using Hellfire frequently may want to avoid wearing shields so she can easily switch back and forth to melee mode.",
23219 "A player using Hellfire frequently may want to avoid wearing shields so she can easily switch back and forth to melee mode. Maybe she also wants to write a thesis on how to become a gender studies PhD.",
23220 "The wuxtina suddenly sprays her scentful perfume right into your face.",
23221 "The wuxtina suddenly sprays her scentful perfume right into your face. Eeeeeeek! The odor is unbearable! You pass out.",
23222 "The wuxtina suddenly sprays her scentful perfume right into your face. Now you can no longer fight back, and that filthy smoker bitch starts burning your arm with a candle. OUCH!",
23223 "You sense the bittersweet odor of perfume in the air...",
23224 "The hugging topmodel calls you out for using devious weapons and uses countermeasures...",
23225 "You hear Ludgera noises.",
23226 "You hear erogenous noises.",
23227 "You hear splashing noises.",
23228 "You see here x - a lump of neutron degenerate matter. Its gravity crushes you into it! You die...", /* by aosdict */
23229 "You use a feather on the slime.",
23230 "The slime giggles.",
23231 "The slime engulfs the feather.",
23232 "The slime burps loudly!",
23233 "You are pushed a few steps back!",
23234 "You hear a repeating monotonous melody.",
23235 "You smell stale honey.",
23236 "You smell ripe honey. Gotta steal some of that and eat it to increase your strength!",
23237 "This place seems haunted.",
23238 "Suddenly you have a severe shivering fit!",
23239 "You hear the senior drill instructor shouting at you for being a lazy fatass!",
23240 "You listen to patients screaming while the doctor is conducting the sectio.",
23241 "You hear someone scream 'NOOOOOO! Get away from my teeth! Dentists are TERRIBLE people!!!'",
23242 "You feel like giving all your possessions to a beautiful woman.",
23243 "You hear crickets chirping loudly!",
23244 "You hear birds singing!",
23245 "You hear grass growing!",
23246 "You hear wind in the willows!",
23247 "You hear the crack of a barbed whip!",
23248 "You hear the screams of tortured souls!",
23249 "You hear a wail of eternal anguish!",
23250 "You hear diabolical laughter!",
23251 "You hear cries of repentance!",
23252 "You hear futile pleas for mercy!",
23253 "You hear screams of lust!",
23254 "You hear the crack of your mistress's whip!",
23255 "You hear the crack of your mistress's whip! (Mmmmmm, being hurt by her feels so wonderful... <3<3<3)",
23256 "You hear a weeping willow!",
23257 "You have to fight Arich, the old cheater, while listening to a dramatic music that is unfortunately too quiet.",
23258 "You must get past Barbos' Barrier!",
23259 "You hear some usenetter spouting radical bullshit!",
23260 "You can't seem to find the plonking switch!",
23261 "You chime in on some people celebrating a party.",
23262 "You know that there's a celebration being held for YOU! Where do you get this party started?",
23263 "You hear a mechanical noise.",
23264 "You will certainly never catch a Regigigas, because your pokeball isn't good enough!",
23265 "You listen to the Diablo sorceror casting a summoning spell!",
23266 "You inhale the stench of charnel and the things that should be dead, but aren't.",
23267 "You listen to a tune that gets ever more dissonant...",
23268 "You sense high tension.",
23269 "You notice an electrical feeling in the air.",
23270 "You must sort the blocks according to the numbers, and pronto!",
23271 "You fall asleep while the line very slowly dissolves.",
23272 "You listen to the military music broadcast from Radio Enclave.",
23273 "You hear a knight discussing strategy with his subordinates.",
23274 "You absolutely want a polearm, because you love polearms.",
23275 "You want to look for a replacement lance because your last one broke when you jousted a monster.",
23276 "You sense the presence of hellish beings.",
23277 "You sense the presence of a gate to Oblivion.",
23278 "You suddenly encounter the giant siege caterpillar and have 10 minutes to destroy it or everything is lost.",
23279 "You overhear women discussing makeup and perfume.",
23280 "You hear the voice of a model asking whether her dress is looking good enough.",
23281 "You hear strange rumbling noises.",
23282 "You think you just heard very faint air current noises.",
23283 "You hear very beautiful farting noises!",
23284 "You hear your wife complaining that you're still not home yet!",
23285 "You suddenly hear a commercial announcement: 'Buy a 5 liter bottle of the newest drum stint reluctance perfume for only 10 euros now!'",
23286 "You hear a sales pitcher praising a new branded costume.",
23287 "You hear a seemingly neverending, disgusting sound.",
23288 "You listen to very tender female noises.",
23289 "You hear the cooing of the nightingale.",
23290 "You listen to the palomita, which is Spanish for parrot.",
23291 "You feel that this is a cold place.",
23292 "You can smell the mildew on the walls.",
23293 "You listen to the type of ice block laughing all the time. Harharharharharharhar!",
23294 "You feel the presence of spirits from the netherworld.",
23295 "You have failed to defeat Maeglin, and he reached the stairs! Everything is lost now. Gondolin will go down in a rain of fire and smoke, and all the humans are killed by blarogs and ringwraiths.",
23296 "You gaze once more at the ruins of what used to be your father's farm.",
23297 "You hear the cackle of poultry.",
23298 "You suddenly feel a sharp smoky smell fill your nostrils.",
23299 "You feel that the safest place in existence is right in the middle of the enemies' base camp.",
23300 "You just know that you'll be having a legendary battle.",
23301 "You are challenged by Clair, the dragon pokemon trainer, whose name in the German version is 'Schwaermelbueschelsandra' and who will kick your butt with her unbeatable Kingdra!",
23302 "You encounter a wild Suicune, which is even a *legendary* pokemon and since you don't have a master ball, catching it comes all down to luck!",
23303 "You are invited to a game of Dungeons & Dragons by the game master!",
23304 "You listen to some gamers rolling dice.",
23305 "You have an unknown feeling.",
23306 "You listen to someone ushering his pets to attack you!",
23307 "You feel the presence of arcane energies.",
23308 "You listen to a spellcasting chant.",
23309 "You suddenly see nightmare figures invading your village and murdering the townsfolk! You gotta stop them!",
23310 "You forgot to renew your detect monsters spell and the manticore shoots you with tailspikes from outside your line of sight.",
23311 "You hear someone announce 'Wonnen.", /* yeah I know it's supposed to be 'warning'... sue me :P --Amy */
23312 "You hear the teleportation sound.",
23313 "You hear an elevator sound.",
23314 "You are no longer invulnerable even though you used the IDDQD code!",
23315 "You fell into a poisonous pit and the IDCLIP cheat doesn't seem to work! Now you'll die very slowly and painfully, you poor bastard.",
23316 "You encounter a little child that makes an 'Aloe!' sound! He looks deceptively similar to Commander Keen...",
23317 "You must run past the cyberdemon to fish the red key map out of the river while dodging the rockets. Good luck, you'll need it.",
23318 "You feel that it's time to take revenge.",
23319 "You know that some fell creatures are encamped in this dungeon level.",
23320 "You decide to stop at nothing until the threat is removed.",
23321 "You overhear the patrol's orders. To your shock, they're talking about plans to KILL you!",
23322 "You wonder where the clothes and shield hanging over the blacksmith's forge have gone.",
23323 "You hear children having fun on the water slide.",
23324 "You suddenly see a swimmer in bathing shorts run past you, and my god, does he have an absolutely UGLY tattoo on his leg!",
23325 "You wonder why fat people are always wearing tight bathing shorts. Having to see that makes you really uncomfortable...",
23326 "You hear an animalistic moan.",
23327 "You hear an announcement: 'WARNING: The tiger's cage has been broken! There might be a tiger on the loose!'",
23328 "You feel like getting a pet spidermonkey or gorilla.",
23329 "You hear the flapping noises of a condor's wings.",
23330 "You hear the top of the pyramid crackling and breaking off!",
23331 "You must stand tall on all four columns without falling into the shifting sand!",
23332 "You feel a conventional weirdness.",
23333 "You know that you can beat the impossible odds!",
23334 "You listen to someone scream 'YES! I won in the lottery! I'm a millionaire now!!!'",
23335 "You have a limited amount of time to save the prisoner or else he gets killed.",
23336 "You were so stupid and accidentally attacked the prisoner, causing him to die! Now you'll never get the reward for freeing him!",
23337 "You procrastinated for too long and now the prisoner is history. You failure!",
23338 "You hear the sounds of a nuclear facility.",
23339 "You are in the extended hazardous course and will have to beat it without cheats, which is very difficult!",
23340 "You suddenly realize that the elder priest stands right before you, and unfortunately, it's his turn now. Say goodbye to your cloak of magic resistance!",
23341 "You allowed your speed spell to wear off, and as a result Morgoth gets a double turn and casts mana storm twice in a row. You die.",
23342 "You are lucky, because you encountered Animeband's instakill monster, and it kills you! Game over!",
23343 "You hear a tingling-clinging sound.",
23344 "You hear the sound of a shower and then... coins???",
23345 "You don't know why purple rain is so popular, because gold rain is much better...",
23346 "You listen to someone announcing that you need penance.",
23347 "You notice that the stupid little angel is always flying in a circle.",
23348 "You forgot your golden spirit gel that you could use to clip the angel's wings.",
23349 "You feel the presence of astral beings.",
23350 "You suffer from severe inundation!",
23351 "You realize that you're on a hot plate that was just turned on! Step off or you'll get the tip of your toes burned!",
23352 "You are sitting in an electric chair and have to survive a current of 20 watt for half an hour!",
23353 "You realize that a tornado has engulfed the entire dungeon and the ceiling starts to collapse...",
23354 "You wonder why 'astral' elementals exist, because astral is not an element.",
23355 "You hear measurers and forks.",
23356 "You hear someone sharpening the spoon fork.",
23357 "You will die, but not before you've witnessed the evil perpetrators taking your beloved toys and breaking them into pieces.",
23358 "You are going to get disintegrated even if you are resistant.",
23359 "You will never be able to kill a bugbear in less than 5 hits, and woe to you if an actually difficult monster comes, e.g. a stone golem.",
23360 "You sense an evil, awful stench.",
23361 "You have to resist the urge to vomit from the terrible smell.",
23362 "You must prevent the hostile overtaking or everything you hold dear will be lost.",
23363 "You suddenly meet someone who accuses you of being an intolerant asshole.",
23364 "You realize that you've trespassed in the tomb of an ancient pharao.",
23365 "You are afraid of accidentally equipping cursed items.",
23366 "You hear the dead walking.",
23367 "You hear the dead potatoes walking. And the dissolved undead potatoes, returned potatoes and whatever other kind of potatoes as well.",
23368 "You feel that in the name of Caesar, Carthage MUST be destroyed!",
23369 "You switch out your lamp for a climbing set.",
23370 "You realize that your chosen character class is hard to play for the entire length of the game.",
23371 "You hear an asynchronous sound.",
23372 "You realize some unexpected hard disk activity.",
23373 "You suddenly notice the superdeep type over there!",
23374 "You scrolled too far down and the ultrayousee ends your game. Sorry.",
23375 "You just lost another continue! If you keep playing that badly, you'll run out and be eliminated prematurely!",
23376 "You think that it must be raining outside, judging by the ratty smell.",
23377 "You suddenly bear witness to a huge invasion of ants, rats, cockroaches and other vermin!",
23378 "You listen to a complaining customer and a female voice saying 'Nope, you don't get your money back, sorry.'",
23379 "You can't wrap the head around Mira's fantasies.",
23380 "You are certainly turned OFF bathing for now. Did Mira really pee into the basin???",
23381 "You listen to the sound of a truck rolling over a road.",
23382 "You realize that you're in the industrial district now.",
23383 "You wonder how long the industrial highway is, it seems to be endless?!",
23384 "You hear a 'choo-choo' sound and as you turn around, you see a TRAAAAAAAAAIN! YAAAAAAAY! It's headed to Trier, so it's probably a Sueueueueueuewex? :-)",
23385 "You hear someone scream 'HELP! I can't swim! Save me please, I'm drowning!!!",
23386 "You realize that the sorcery adept doesn't know how to stop the water...",
23387 "You detect a flooding on this sub level.",
23388 "You suddenly see the hill giant lord throwing enormous rocks on the shops! And he's killing the shopkeeper with a giant club! Ack!",
23389 "You must be in a town that's not very easy to reach.",
23390 "You hacked into Arabella's chat, allowing you to monitor her talk and that of her girlfriends. And you realize that Henrietta complains about you having gotten away from her because she can't follow you now.",
23391 "You notice a sound: 'Ooeoeoeoep! ... Ooeoeoeoep!' Suddenly someone shouts 'Ey, that's not called 'Ooeoeoeoep', that's a church bell, didn't you know that!'",
23392 "You remember the bible saying that you should do unto others what you want others to do unto you.",
23393 "You know that practice makes perfect. Yeah, yeah.",
23394 "You can't think about difficult things or your brain will asplode!",
23395 "You forgot that you were suffering from amnesia! Oh no!",
23396 "You decide that you'd rather not and we'll just pretend that you did so you can move on.",
23397 "You feel terrified.",
23398 "You hear the walls crumbling down.",
23399 "You hear an eerie curse.",
23400 "You feel reminded of the am shop notice!",
23401 "You develop an acute case of agoraphobia because of all the car notices!",
23402 "You listen to someone flat a notice on you!",
23403 "You hear the all-too-familiar telltale sound of an incoming airstrike! RUN! TAKE COVER!",
23404 "You listen to Arabella saying 'The inside part is too dangerous for me.'",
23405 "You listen to Arabella saying 'Please be careful in the inside part.'",
23406 "You listen to Arabella saying 'That place is so perilous, even I won't be entering.'",
23407 "You listen to Anastasia saying 'My vacuum cleaner is waiting for you.'",
23408 "You listen to Henrietta saying 'You won't get away from me this time.'",
23409 "You listen to Katrin saying 'Why don't you come over here and have some fun with me?'",
23410 "You listen to Jana saying 'I'm well hidden, you won't even find me.'",
23411 "You listen to Arabella saying 'Stop stalking me all the time, you're creepy.'",
23412 "You listen to Arabella saying 'You're not Marc, and therefore you won't ever defeat me.'",
23413 "You listen to Arabella saying 'You admitted that you want to grope my girl butt. Time to join #metoo and tell them that you're a sexual predator.'",
23414 "You listen to Anastasia saying 'Thanks for cleaning the dog shit off my profiled dancing shoes. Now I'll find a new heap of shit to step into, and if you like, you may then clean my shoes again. Was it fun?'",
23415 "You listen to Henrietta saying 'Because of you I stepped into dog shit with my Henrietta shoes. As a punishment you have to clean them by hand now.'",
23416 "You listen to Katrin saying 'Please let me stick my soft chewing gum on your skin! Then I can very slowly and extremely painfully take it off again, ripping off your skin in the process.'",
23417 "You listen to Jana saying 'Even if you find me, I'll just teleport away and prevent you from defeating me! And your skill certainly isn't good enough to reach Sven, so you won't be fulfilling the alternate victory condition either!'",
23418 "You listen to Arabella saying 'Take care. There's nasty traps everywhere.'",
23419 "You listen to Arabella saying 'Even I can't remember all the nasty traps I placed on this dungeon level.'",
23420 "You listen to Arabella saying 'What, you thought I stepped into dog shit because I want to clean my shoes myself? No, *you* will do that now, by hand and without tools.'",
23421 "You listen to Arabella saying 'If you get too close to me, I will push your shoes into a heap of shit. Then, no matter what you do to me, you'll at least have to clean the shit off your shoes again.'",
23422 "You return to your hiding place, only to find a cursed called. Shit.",
23423 "You return to your weapon camp, but to your dismay Arabella has looted almost everything, leaving only a single wand of magic missile for you.",
23424 "You get the dreaded 'Can't write to save file' error. Bullshit.",
23425 "You listen to a song that goes 'Leyde, coming down to the ri-ver...'",
23426 "You suddenly start humming the tune of 'Green River' by CCR.",
23427 "You hear David feeding his animals.",
23428 "You hear someone asking 'Who the fuck is David?'",
23429 "You hear a roar.",
23430 "You hear Melkor laughing at your puny attempts to reach him.",
23431 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Now my pig priest comes!'",
23432 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Yeeeeeah I have supermaps!'",
23433 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Laura'. It reads: 'I'm controlling the elements, especially water.'",
23434 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Laura'. It reads: 'When I'm on vacation, I always have my camera to take photos of rare spiders and insects.'",
23435 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'I'm totally huggly-cuddly!'",
23436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elisabeth'. It reads: 'I'll make you completely wet.'",
23437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'My Para machine gun is ready to gun you down.'",
23438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nino'. It reads: 'Plundering is the miller's lust!'",
23439 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'err wer em ei den hiir'",
23440 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Now I'll use my turbo sneakers!'",
23441 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'My orange women's shoes emit a beguiling odor!'",
23442 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Aqueles mostram ichs.'",
23443 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Roy'. It reads: 'Firepower!'",
23444 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'ey fuck off you miss ass!'",
23445 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leon'. It reads: 'Fear the power of the secret advice.'",
23446 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'Good thing grenades exist.'",
23447 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'My heels can totally scratch you.'",
23448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'I'm the master of walking in stiletto heels. My winter stilettos in particular can even walk on snow and ice without slipping.'",
23449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Pfffffff-fffffft!'",
23450 "Elif uses her very asian butt to produce tender farting noises. Of note is the fact that she has an asian butt despite not actually being asian herself.",
23451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristina'. It reads: 'Yes, I like platform soles.'",
23452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristina'. It reads: 'If you want to repent for your sins, you have to allow me to burn your skin with a candle.'",
23453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristina'. It reads: 'Treat me well or I'll use your face as an extinguisher for my cigarette!'",
23454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rose Guy'. It reads: 'I'm always wearing the same trousers.'",
23455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I want to go to the toilet!'",
23456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'totally soft Jana sneakers!'",
23457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'My dancing shoes can break your legs.'",
23458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Do you want me to hang my long bundle into your face?'",
23459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I not have notion?'",
23460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alina'. It reads: 'There's always so much work to do...'",
23461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Princess Cathlette will steal your money!'",
23462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Susanne'. It reads: 'So you're the new motherfucker by my side?'",
23463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'The hussy club is unstoppable.'",
23464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anna'. It reads: 'There's only one true brand of perfume, and it's called drum stint reluctance. Us Hussies would never want to use anything else.'",
23465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'It's great to bloodify others' hands with my soft women's shoes!'",
23466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Chaska'. It reads: 'Don't dare talking to me!'",
23467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Chaska'. It reads: 'No I can't tell you where to get private lessons and now fuck off for once.'",
23468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Amoaoaeno!'",
23469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ksenia'. It reads: 'Ain't I cute?'",
23470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ksenia'. It reads: 'Now my light blue women's sandals will kick you in the shins repeatedly and give you several blue marks.'",
23471 "You hear very beautiful Ksenia noises.",
23472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I don't wanna eat!'",
23473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Yes, I'm truly sorry, but I'm obligated to take a crap on the toilet seat. If I don't obey the instructions I will be punished!'",
23474 "Ina fully kicks you in the shins with her female hugging boots, and even though she's a very tender girl, it hurts a whole lot.",
23475 "Ina uses her sexy butt to produce squeaky little-girl farting noises.",
23476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Wanna bet that I can run faster than you?'",
23477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'You're not as fast as me.'",
23478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Unfortunately I left my wonderlovely Puma sneakers in the bus, and now they're lost forever.'",
23479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'No! Somehow the belt of my backpack is open! How could that have happened?'",
23480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Why do you call my boyfriend the 'blegh am shop'?'",
23481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'I'm producing soft farting noises with my sexy butt specially for you! Hopefully you like it!'",
23482 "Sarah is wearing air-tight pants. But you might want to pull them down, because there's a lot of farting gas stored inside that will be released at once and make you unconscious, which would be very fun.",
23483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is my level so low?'",
23484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophie'. It reads: 'Do you want my shield?'",
23485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophie'. It reads: 'I can aim very high kicks with my fleecy block-heeled combat boots to cause great pain to you.'",
23486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'My clothing is made of a material called 'cuddle'!'",
23487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'Don't mess with me. I'll give some slaps and kicks to anyone who wants to cause trouble, including you!'",
23488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nataliya'. It reads: 'I've reached Irina's finals!'",
23489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey i am not sow-stupid'",
23490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'm a grand master in karate.'",
23491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Do you want to be kicked by my platform boots?'",
23492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Well here I have the exact same pair of platform boots that you apparently have as well. I guess you don't need mine then.'",
23493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Yes, I'll gladly give my combat boots to you, after all I have even higher combat boots by now.'",
23494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'My sexy leather pumps can scratch up and down your legs while you feel up my butt.'",
23495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Today I'm wearing my frightening bathing sandals, which are invisible and can kick very powerfully. One kick in your shins and you'll feel as if you just got hit by a dump truck.'",
23496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'You will feel pure joy now, for I'm wearing my incredibly soft calf-leather sandals that can repeatedly kick you in the shins and/or produce wonderful air current noises!'",
23497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'Perque son els mestres.'",
23498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'I'm the super-blonde.'",
23499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'My skin is especially tender.'",
23500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'My butt can produce womanlike noises!'",
23501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'I put a log of shit on the toilet's flush release activator with my very tender women's butt.'",
23502 "The meaning of 'bundlebundlebundle' is 'No reasonable person would make this request, but I am making it anyway because I am unreasonable.", /* by jonadab */
23503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Freddie'. It reads: 'You and your penny paragraphs.'",
23504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'I'll kick you in the back of the head.'",
23505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'Satisfying my own desires is more important to me than your life, and my desire right now is to kick you in the back of the head repeatedly. If you die from that, oh well.'",
23506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'You're busted now.'",
23507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'You might just as well come out of your hiding place, I know you're there!'",
23508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bea'. It reads: 'My combat boots are lethal weapons.'",
23509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bea'. It reads: 'History is written by the victor, I learned that in the history lessons. And I intend to be the victor.'",
23510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bea'. It reads: 'I managed to destroy the most beautiful shoes that existed in the world by urinating into them until they dissolved.'",
23511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Your treatment will cost 200 caps.'",
23512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Stop molesting other girls!'",
23513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Yes, I have to put a log of shit on every toilet lid with my sexy butt. It's just so much fun because then you have to clean it if you want to use the toilet, hahaha!'",
23514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'I got a sniper crossbow with crosshairs!'",
23515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nicole'. It reads: 'Sorry, I dropped the expensive marble balls. It was an accident, I swear!'",
23516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'My nails want to cut you.'",
23517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'I'll fart girlfully into your face because I know you like my sexy butt cheeks and the beautiful squeaking noises.'",
23518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Man I'm really fast! Brmmmmmmm!'",
23519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'My socks don't stink at all!'",
23520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'My bodyguard is invincible.'",
23521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'My brother Funo has disappeared! Oh no! Where could he be?'",
23522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'My butt can produce tender air current noises!'",
23523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Siegfried'. It reads: 'I'm a master marksman!'",
23524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'I can fart totally tenderly!'",
23525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Did you know that my female butt cheeks are irresistible?'",
23526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'You gotta donate 1000 euros again!'",
23527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The secret advice always wins!'",
23528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-choice'. It reads: 'I'll have a serious talk with you!'",
23529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lily'. It reads: 'who may you be?'",
23530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Laura'. It reads: 'My girl shoes are extra soft.'",
23531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thomas'. It reads: 'How's the status on the east front?'",
23532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo fuck you you little-penis-wanker.'",
23533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why is Rodney's Tower so misguided?'",
23534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Patricia'. It reads: 'I can't do that! Riding is literally impossible, the horse doesn't want to let me mount it!'",
23535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'Huh? My sneakers are supposedly dangerous??? '",
23536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Tattoos are fully cool!'",
23537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'What is the button for bandaging?'",
23538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey stop playing computer'",
23539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'I want to duel you.'",
23540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'I want to slide my Eva shoes along your hands and cause the blood to squirt everywhere.'",
23541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'It would be great if I were to humiliate you by kicking your hands totally bloody with my very soft women's shoes.'",
23542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'Don't use healing spells on the wounds that my Eva shoes will add to your hands! I want you to carry the wounds with you as a reminder of the nice times you spent with me!'",
23543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'The train rolls and rolls and rolls...'",
23544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'March!'",
23545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Squeaking noises are great!'",
23546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Yes, I'm proud to be a hussy. Not only do I like to use my cute, but thick butt cheeks as a weapon, I can also scratch very unfairly over your legs with my sharp-edged combat boot heels.'",
23547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nerve Head'. It reads: 'ey don't manufacture explosives!'",
23548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'My block heels are very massive.'",
23549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'My block heels are very massive even though they look really cute and innocuous.'",
23550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'My butt can fart pepper spray.'",
23551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Fire in the ass hole!'",
23552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'The battlefield seems very quiet now... you know what that means?'",
23553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I want to become a model.'",
23554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'My butt occasionally produces squeaking noises.'",
23555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'You can't resist the charms of my beautiful blue dress. If I pose sexily with it, you'll be charmed irreversibly and I could then theoretically take all your possessions without you preventing it.'",
23556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Laurens'. It reads: 'Now your dragon is mine, harharhar.'",
23557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'The blade is in the sheath!'",
23558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eliane'. It reads: 'I got the most beautiful shoes of the world.'",
23559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eliane'. It reads: 'My beautiful yellow sneakers are vulnerable to urine. If they get peed on, they suffer. And if it happens too often over a short time span, they will be destroyed irreversibly...'",
23560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eliane'. It reads: 'My beautiful yellow sneakers are vulnerable to cow shit. If I step into it once, I have to clean them quickly. But stepping into it more than once without cleaning in between can lead to the shoes being destroyed, and that would be terrible.'",
23561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I'm really especially gentle.'",
23562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anja'. It reads: 'Mmmmmmmmmmmm, I am so kind!'",
23563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anja'. It reads: 'Do you like my beautiful Anja shoes?'",
23564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anja'. It reads: 'Do you want to be kicked by my beautiful Anja shoes?'",
23565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anja'. It reads: 'Do you want to be defeated by my beautiful Anja shoes? It would be wonderfully humiliating because they're very soft :-)'",
23566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pjongjang Affiliate'. It reads: 'Where other nations are merely surviving, our nation will THRIVE!'",
23567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey pig face!'",
23568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lars'. It reads: 'Stop stealing from others! You bastard, I saw you grabbing Judith's backpack! But now I'll take it back by force!'",
23569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Cheese! Or rather, Bru-ush-bun-dle!'",
23570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Your carcass will stink like a heap of shit.'",
23571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elnaz'. It reads: 'I even know how to play the piano.'",
23572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'I know where to get all the good items.'",
23573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lily'. It reads: 'You won't topple me over, err...'",
23574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'Don't call me el thirty!'",
23575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katia'. It reads: 'Don't disturb me when I want to go on the toilet!'",
23576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katia'. It reads: 'You can't resist the beautiful Katia noises.'",
23577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katia'. It reads: 'Everyone is charmed when my sexy butt produces the most beautiful crapping noises imaginable.'",
23578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'I'm wearing totally cute heel shoes!'",
23579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You should better clean the toilet, because I'm sure some of the other girls want to use it too.'",
23580 "You hear squeaky Maurah noises.",
23581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Healing spells redeem!'",
23582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'ey you little shitter come here'",
23583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'Nobody defeats my bodyguard!'",
23584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wilhelm'. It reads: 'What? I'm not a cock!'",
23585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Wilhelm'. It reads: 'I'm actually female and my last name is Takeshi.'",
23586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Coffin Nail'. It reads: 'I don't wanna die a virgin.'",
23587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lou'. It reads: 'I don't look similar to Alexia! What the hell are you talking about?'",
23588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dictator P'. It reads: 'err i am so bad'",
23589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'Why do I always get robbed?'",
23590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'It will rain fire and ash.'",
23591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Heeled Topmodel'. It reads: 'What do you want from me anyway? I don't even know you that well!'",
23592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Coffin Nail'. It reads: 'We need more Agent Black!'",
23593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'You motherfucker are marked for death.'",
23594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Do you want to inhale my farting gas?'",
23595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Meltem'. It reads: 'I can squeak in a very girlful way.'",
23596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mira'. It reads: 'Want to take a curing bath in my spa?'",
23597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antonia'. It reads: 'Black leather pumps are very sexy.'",
23598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ksenia'. It reads: 'I just look kind, but I'm not actually kind.'",
23599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ksenia'. It reads: 'Yes, I might look like a lady, but my butt actually likes to squeak like a little girl.'",
23600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Satan'. It reads: 'Satanchop is fully super!'",
23601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'I'm the spear-wielding amazon.'",
23602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nataliya'. It reads: 'Oh no, where's my toothpaste?'",
23603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'When I fire my gun, everyone thinks I must be piloted exclusively by blind people because I don't hit the broad side of a barn.'",
23604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'You paid attention in the history lessons, did you? Then you know that you have to check the book to find out what the following terms mean: hegemonial might, bourgeoisie power, october revolution, proletariat dictatorship, rhea smell...'",
23605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'Do you like to inhale my rhea smell? It's a mix of my natural body odor and the wonderful, lovely drum stint reluctance perfume.'",
23606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'You don't need to feel bad for being defeated by my powerful rhea smell. Many others have been made unconscious by it too.'",
23607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Queelix'. It reads: 'I want to marry the beautiful Elena!'",
23608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'You should dye your hair *purple*.'",
23609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hanno'. It reads: 'Nope, I can't be killed.'",
23610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'What do you mean with 'stinking slippers'?'",
23611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Haha, I got a scholarship!'",
23612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'I want to massage your nuts, push my knee into them, and then massage them again.'",
23613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'There's no way ahead on the toilet.'",
23614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Now I'll cause an uproar!'",
23615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I don't pull up the toilet lid when I take a crap.'",
23616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'No one can defeat my shoes.'",
23617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Ugga-Ugga! Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku!'",
23618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'My high-heeled sandals will kick your hands bloodily.'",
23619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'Mmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm so cuddly!",
23620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Burkhard'. It reads: 'Yo I'm the absolute coolest guy.'",
23621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurus'. It reads: 'Ey harharhar you don't have no chance harhar!'",
23622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nico'. It reads: 'Ey you ass, you're shit!'",
23623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Evillan'. It reads: 'Eeeeeey! I found you! Everyone, come here, target acquired!'",
23624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Freddie'. It reads: 'I'm intentionally annoying you all the time.'",
23625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Melissa'. It reads: 'I like your boots!'",
23626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Great Corner-Hard'. It reads: 'You can't do chewing gum around here!'",
23627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo I'll slam you off ey!'",
23628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Daniel'. It reads: 'I'll crush you! How dare you insult my family!'",
23629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'm wearing totally the cute leather peep-toes!'",
23630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arlo'. It reads: 'You're my main enemy.'",
23631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Let's go already!'",
23632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Well I'll go to the shooting range... Ah! You're attacking! Fire!'",
23633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Haha, you crazy girl won't get past the wall.'",
23634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Girls like you aren't wanted around here! We only accept boys and therefore we'll remove you now!'",
23635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Just accept the fact that you won't overtake the secret hiding place. Oh well, I'll gun you down again.'",
23636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'A few rifle bullets should be enough to remove you.'",
23637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Yet another attack! Why do you even bother trying? You have no chance anyway!'",
23638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'My dragon will stop you!'",
23639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Shitty cops! Well, I'll gun them all down again... oh, it's you? I didn't expect to see you here.'",
23640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Shit, you think I'm fat? But that's not true, I'm just big boned!'",
23641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Oh no, you destroyed one of my defense cannons!'",
23642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Forget about it.'",
23643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'What, all the water in the lake was evaporated??? '",
23644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Shut your fucking pie hole! I don't care about your shit, you slut!'",
23645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'We don't do idiotic hide and seek games anymore, understood?'",
23646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Nobody is a speed bomb!'",
23647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'The honest smoke you down!'",
23648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'O-o-o-o-oooooh, right!'",
23649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Harharhar, the weasels kidnapped your dog!'",
23650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Now I got you, you mean traitorious woman. I should have mistrusted you right from the start.'",
23651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Now I caught you. And I'll dump you in the death course.'",
23652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I'll shoot you pesky intruder with my shotgun.'",
23653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I'm gonna delete your memory so you forget about the secret hiding place. Induced amnesia, so to speak.'",
23654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Now we still have to show it to the newspaper because those journalists published the entrance to our secret hiding place.'",
23655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I'm angry. You destroyed several of my automatic turrets. You'll have to pay for the damage you've caused.'",
23656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Harhar, hehehehehehehe, whooooo a baaaaad.'",
23657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Thankfully I know now where the starting button of the secret car is.'",
23658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Only I have the clearance to deploy the secret car!'",
23659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Uh yeah!'",
23660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'It took decades to construct the secret hiding place but now it's done, and I can use it to defeat all enemies safely!'",
23661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I started to construct the secret hiding place even before I was born!'",
23662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Man, I'm still annoyed that Julia and her girls managed to overtake my secret hiding place back then.'",
23663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'I always have little airplanes in stock that can be used for exploration flights.'",
23664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Nothing's going on right now, I think I'll play a game of Monopoly with my friends.'",
23665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'this is right'",
23666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Waae-EE-e-ee-eh!'",
23667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Woa-hahahaha!'",
23668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'WHAT TO THE DEVIL FORMING ITSELF THE BECAUSE? COMMAND BACK! YOU WOULD HAVE DRAUFGEHEN ABILITY, THEIR COMPLETE IDIOT!'",
23669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Shit, the laser wall is open! Lethal danger!'",
23670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Well I'll tell you for the last time now - STAY AWAY FROM THE DEATH COURSE IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!'",
23671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Pete'. It reads: 'Don't you have any conscience? Think about the enormous quantities of iron that I had to buy to build this place! You can't just destroy it!'",
23672 "You clumsily throw the arrow.",
23673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you ass'",
23674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you are an ass yourself'",
23675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you get i, you guy, you!'",
23676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you stupefied guy can which experience!'",
23677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you are stupid'",
23678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey you there!'",
23679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'why do you look so stupid?'",
23680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'away from the computer you'",
23681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'shitting chap from you'",
23682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you flog i'",
23683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey now get i you however you!'",
23684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you dumb guy, now show ichs you however!'",
23685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'how can one be as stupid as you!'",
23686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i make you dead you guy you!'",
23687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'wait only, i throw you here out'",
23688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'now get i the be silent kert'",
23689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'now get you few owwows you guy you'",
23690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you are much too stupid to use a computer!'",
23691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'now rev i however up'",
23692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'oar you superdumb type you!'",
23693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'oar such a shit ass!'",
23694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey i go now to the principal!'",
23695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you will fly from the school!'",
23696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey i say the be silent kert that you always play computer'",
23697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i format your hard disk you shitty guy!'",
23698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'equal throw i the stupid computer to the window out!'",
23699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i delete you!'",
23700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'much sows but all'",
23701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'here is no computer played'",
23702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'computer room prohibition for half a year'",
23703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'oar am i good ey'",
23704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i am genuinely the best'",
23705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'are you bad'",
23706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'now is here however too'",
23707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you aint getting in here anymore'",
23708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'harrr harrr!'",
23709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'yes you little idiot you!'",
23710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'now have ichs you however showed, you!'",
23711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'yes if one is stop as stupid as you'",
23712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'now you get a workstation wound, harharhar'",
23713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'nope you aint getting in here anymore, yes, can believe me!'",
23714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'debt, why are you also so stupefied.'",
23715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you are stop simply stupid!'",
23716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you will go dead, har har har'",
23717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'harharhar, one keypress and all stuff on your pc is deleted'",
23718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'dont need to install any stupid games, ill format everything anyway'",
23719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you are now out for always'",
23720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you can stop nothing against the large ilja align'",
23721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'what do you mean with half portion, i will give it to you properly'",
23722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'are you such a failure'",
23723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i lure until one computer plays'",
23724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i have a completely large ego'",
23725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i have a completely large penis'",
23726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i am no ass'",
23727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i am super intelligent'",
23728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i am the greatest'",
23729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'no one makes me which forwards'",
23730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'oar am i educated ey'",
23731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i create completely certainly the graduation'",
23732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i have the admin password'",
23733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i am the admin of the computer room because i am simply so smart'",
23734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'the principal is my best friend'",
23735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'me can no which'",
23736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey owwow the was unfair!'",
23737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'is that a shit here!'",
23738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'i will come back and together strike you!'",
23739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'oar you crazy guy you!'",
23740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'ey i get you still, and then are you dead, you!'",
23741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you will strain!'",
23742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ilja'. It reads: 'you sow stupid guy you...'",
23743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Yo, now the cool Rubben comes!'",
23744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Pew pew pew! I'm shooting at you, hahaha!'",
23745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'So, do you want to be shot?'",
23746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Come here, I'll bludgeon you with my mad sneakers.'",
23747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Come on, roll the dice! You'll lose anyway!'",
23748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'How much time do you have remaining?'",
23749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Do you think you can survive even the first dungeon level? I don't.'",
23750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'You will not make it past this level, hahaha!'",
23751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'So you want to fight me?'",
23752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh, you really rolled high on this turn! But you'll lose anyway.'",
23753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh no, you still have way too much time remaining!'",
23754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'If you continue like that, I'll certainly not attend your birthday party.'",
23755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'How come you have so many figures?'",
23756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh man why do I always roll a 2, those are stupid dice.'",
23757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'What, can it be that your dice can even roll a zero?'",
23758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Ey! I'm not the clown here!'",
23759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh no, you really managed to get past the first dungeon level!'",
23760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'No! I'm immured!'",
23761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'That doesn't apply, no one can evade my hail of bullets!'",
23762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Man, I wish I could fire homing bullets!'",
23763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I can't be defeated, why does no one realize that?'",
23764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'You can't slay me, because I have a gun!'",
23765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Daeloeloeloeloeloe fueueueueueue!'",
23766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I have a hammer, hahaha!'",
23767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Harharhar, you already fell down a dozen times!'",
23768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Well you're really the master at falling down.'",
23769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'You just rolled the wrong number!'",
23770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Now your time's up!'",
23771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Now my sneakers will bludgeon you.'",
23772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'My sneakers use double kick, it's super effective. You're defeated.'",
23773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Well, now enough time has passed so I can also just eat blocks and slay you.'",
23774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'You can't evade my bullets forever.'",
23775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Thankfully my gun has infinite ammo, so you can't ever win.'",
23776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'And now I slew your last male. Ueueueueuep! Hahahahahahaha!'",
23777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Ueueueueuep! Another one of your figures fell from the picture.'",
23778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Now I rolled a 6 and your first figure falls from the picture. Ueueueueuep!'",
23779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'How does it feel to be shot all the time? Hahaha!'",
23780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'What, I'm supposed to come to your birthday party? Naaaaah, I'll just hang around.'",
23781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Specially drive to your home? That takes way too long and I have other things to do today.'",
23782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Fieueueue fieueueue fieueueue! My gun is firing in the same direction constantly.'",
23783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'While sending my figures to the front, I wait in the back and shoot constantly.'",
23784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Nah, I don't have ADHS, why do you think I did?'",
23785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I'm completely normal.'",
23786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Everyone should take me as an example.'",
23787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I'm just the upper coolest!'",
23788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I rolled a 6!'",
23789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I run for another round!'",
23790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I'm very rich!'",
23791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I have infinite ammo for my gun!'",
23792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Now I'll put a block into your way!'",
23793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'You still have quite some time remaining...'",
23794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I have to hold out, after all you have a time limit while I don't.'",
23795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I'm super sportive!'",
23796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I have totally mad sneakers!'",
23797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'You prepared the dice!'",
23798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh great, the rule that my figures are taken away if I don't roll a 1 is simply shit.'",
23799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'If only half of the time was over already!'",
23800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'No! You asshole slew one of my figures!'",
23801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I'm running for the goal... Nooooooo! You reached it before I did! Now you reached the next level!'",
23802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh no, now you'll reach the goal and advance to the next level.'",
23803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh with you it's no fun.'",
23804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I want to put very unfair scratches on your legs with my sharp-edged combat boot heels.'",
23805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I want to fart in your face!'",
23806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My combat boots will deal heavy damage to you.'",
23807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I see that you have wonderfully long legs. And I absolutely need to scratch them.'",
23808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Do you want to get acquainted to my tender butt?'",
23809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Do you like squeaking noises?'",
23810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Hi there! Do you want to be kicked by my buffalo boots?'",
23811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I want to fight! Your weapons versus my charming femininity!'",
23812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My heels are really eager to hurt you.'",
23813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Wait until I put on my combat boots again, then my lovely heels will shred both of your legs.'",
23814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'You can bash my butt with your palm if you like, I can take it.'",
23815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Wait, I have to put my leather boots back on to scratch your legs!'",
23816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Come on, climb! If you fall down, I'll shred you, hahaha!'",
23817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I want to hurt you with my female footwear!'",
23818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'You're lucky that my sharp-edged Sandra combat boots just moved through the air without hurting you.'",
23819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Please stroke my butt while I press the farting gas into your face!'",
23820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Okay, if you want, you can bash up my butt.'",
23821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Oh no, my shoes were stolen!'",
23822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My heels would so love to destroy your skin but you're preventing me from doing so...'",
23823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'You mean little thief! I'll scratch you bloodily!'",
23824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Now my combat boots will enter a bloodrush and scratch your legs very bloodily!'",
23825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Was it fun to play with my pretty combat boots?'",
23826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Now my cute butt will squeak the stinking gas into your face very joyfully.'",
23827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Do you like the distorted squeaking noises that my butt makes when farting?'",
23828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Hahaha, it's fun that such a little bitch like you voluntarily gets lost here!'",
23829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'You can do it, but you're not as good as I of course!'",
23830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Finally some action in the dungeon is offered!'",
23831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Haha, you were begging for it, so I just have to relieve you of your superfluous skin.'",
23832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'The other girls wanted to make a pair of gloves from your skin, but I decided to scratch your skin completely bloody instead.'",
23833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Now my buffalo boots will step on your hands and ram their spikes into your skin.'",
23834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My buffalo boots will place very lovely girl kicks into your shins now to arouse you.'",
23835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Do you like the farting gas that my female butt squeaks out?'",
23836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My butt will produce very beautiful farting noises now with the goal of sexually arousing you.'",
23837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My very pretty heels will scratch you bloodily now.'",
23838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I really like it if my boot heels scratch away bloody shreds of skin from you.'",
23839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Yes, I'm a hussy and will scratch your healed leg bloodily again.'",
23840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Scratching wounds... mmmmmmmmmmm!'",
23841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I'm laying awake in my bed.'",
23842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I have at least one goddamn cat at home!'",
23843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Being scratched by my cone heels is fun!'",
23844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I can scratch very pretty lovely wounds on your legs!'",
23845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Squeaking noises are great!'",
23846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I can use my cute thick butt cheeks as a weapon.'",
23847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I'm the real identity of the 'thick farting girl' monster.'",
23848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My brown leather boots have very pretty heels.'",
23849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I totally love high heels!'",
23850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My femininity is very charming.'",
23851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'The soles of my buffalo boots have very cute retractable spikes.'",
23852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I have the nickname 'scratching cat', hahaha!'",
23853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Why don't you want to be scratched by me?'",
23854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'Well, okay, you can hurt me if you must, but please don't damage my boots!'",
23855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'My combat boots are very sad because they didn't manage to scratch up and down your legs yet.'",
23856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'I'd so like to cause bloody wounds to you...'",
23857 "Your whistle breaks apart.",
23858 "You hear flowing water.",
23859 "You hear a nether voice.",
23860 "You hear muffled hissing.",
23861 "You hear a vampire complaining about the architecture!",
23862 "You hear someone offering three wishes to a lucky person!",
23863 "You hear the moaning noises of an adventurer caught in hot sexual pleasure with a nymph!",
23864 "You hear Indiana Jones screaming for help!",
23865 "You hear a metallic plinking sound.",
23866 "You hear a neverending dripping sound that is driving you crazy!",
23867 "You hear someone getting in on the action with a hot foocubus!",
23868 "You hear what sounds like a royal ceremony.",
23869 "You overhear plans for a raid.",
23870 "You are afraid of something.",
23871 "You hear the voices of vaguely humanoid beings.",
23872 "You feel that the enemies' main base camp is on this floor.",
23873 "You listen to an asian woman announcing that she'll hunt down and kill you!",
23874 "You see that the ceiling has turned red-hot!",
23875 "You hear the 'baaaaa' sound of a sheep.",
23876 "You regret not bringing along your winter clothes for this cold atmosphere.",
23877 "You hear a sucking sound.",
23878 "You notice that this area is disturbingly quiet.",
23879 "You hear the absence of nosie.",
23880 "You hear the absence of nosie or spell checker.",
23881 "You hear the absence of noise.",
23882 "You feel a ghostly touch on your nosie and inhale the scent of a rosie!",
23883 "You hear the sounds of the gene splicing machine!",
23884 "You listen to someone complaining about a splintered nail.",
23885 "You listen to the joyful cries of playing children.",
23886 "You hear the heavy flapping sound of a vulture's wings.",
23887 "You overhear the police radio and find out to your shock that you're wanted.",
23888 "You hear the sound of a fucking army helicopter!",
23889 "You wonder where the denizens of the dungeon came from.",
23890 "You suddenly realize that when your hometown was destroyed, the evil overlord did so because he specifically wanted to kill YOU!",
23891 "You hear the rushing noise of water.",
23892 "You encounter a guy who wears almost no clothes, and as he approaches you, he suddenly pulls down his pants and starts wanking off... ewwwwwwww...",
23893 "You are already hearing drums.",
23894 "You feel extremely bored! Why does the dungeon master keep sending boring chaff monsters instead of something more dangerous?",
23895 "You can hear Laura chanting spells.",
23896 "You somehow feel that the default rules are not valid here.",
23897 "You are afraid that this place will be rather unfair to you.",
23898 "You can tell from the sounds that the monsters on this level are spectacularly unforgiving.",
23899 "You sense a cultural clash.",
23900 "You hear someone call for the elimination of infidels.",
23901 "You know that the statistics don't lie and the alien infestation is a real threat!",
23902 "You overhear plans for a destructive bomb notice!",
23903 "You sense the change of air pressure.",
23904 "You feel that the air is getting thin.",
23905 "You wish you had a dumbo to ride on.",
23906 "You wonder how a legion would deal with an icy staircase.",
23907 "You have to use phase door if you want to get inside.",
23908 "You wonder whether teleportation will work on this floor.",
23909 "You need to use clairvoyance in a very specific place or you won't be able to teleport!",
23910 "You suddenly remember the highscore cheat that Amy's roommate discovered!",
23911 "You hear a constant peeing noise.",
23912 "You notice the stench of ammonia.",
23913 "You hear the sound of a dump truck.",
23914 "You hear the track bed being gravelled.",
23915 "You doze off into a peaceful slumber as the trains keep passing through the station once every 30 minutes.",
23916 "You suddenly wonder why there's so much traffic.",
23917 "You need to squeeze past all the statues with the ancient white dragon breathing down your neck!",
23918 "pets only eat when hungry in flkmnb3%%h",
23919 "You're being boiled alive!",
23921 "There is an eerie feeling about this place.",
23922 "Ouch! You injured your leg!",
23923 "You unlawful traitor! How dare you attack the quest nemesis, he's never done any harm to us, except that he slaughtered a dozen rangers, burned our forest and stole all our treasure. BEGONE FILTHY DEMON! We'll rather let Scorpius gain world domination than tolerate your presence!",
23924 "If your boots are damaged by stepping in shit then you're wearing shitty boots.",
23925 "Wear proper shoes that can withstand a walk across broken glass.",
23926 "omg you attacked a peaceful centaur? WOE TO YOU, YOU FILTHY HERETIC, I, ORION, MAKE YOUR GAME *UNWINNABLE* NOW.",
23927 "You have an everchanging feeling.",
23928 "You feel slightly irritated and annoyed at something.",
23929 "You hope that one of the gods can help you out of your predicament...",
23930 "You should stop thinking of eldritch abominations all the time or you'll end up permanently confused!",
23931 "You encounter a tiny lag that indicates monsters being spawned.",
23932 "You have to click OK on the shareware notice.",
23933 "You suddenly feel like just standing there and letting a sexy prostitute kick you in the nuts repeatedly.",
23934 "You want to be expenditure-feasted by the sharp claws!",
23935 "You absolutely long to have a succubus slowly and very painfully scratch you with her erotic blade!",
23936 "You feel that the developer inserted even the most impossible bugs into the game that a normal mortal could never conceive!",
23937 "You feel that the colors are very fleece-bouffant!",
23938 "You hear someone say 'Die-Far-ben-sind-sehr-flau-schel-bau-schig!'",
23939 "You push buttons and your stupid PC responds by making annoying 'DIE-DIE-DOE' sounds instead of executing your commands!",
23940 "You listen to the villagers' conversations.",
23941 "You have 100 turns left to find the secret entrance to an otherwise unreachable dungeon level before the hidden warp portal dissipates.",
23942 "You somehow feel that the secret advice hussies can't get you for now.",
23943 "You detect the presence of an alignment quest portal!",
23944 "You hear an evil figure taunting you to step through the magic portal!",
23945 "You see Diablo 2, the boss from the game with the same name, and he's holding your mother hostage!",
23946 "You know that on the flipside they have a cat AND a dog!",
23947 "Somebody whispers: \"For one million zorkmids you can buy the legendary one-of-a-kind Excalibur!\"",
23948 "Somebody whispers: \"I have that old playboy magazine issue that has naked pics of several dozen celebrities. I'll sell it to you for 10000 zorkmids.\"",
23949 "You rub the block of lard all over your body.",
23950 "You apply lard to the axle bearing. The wheels of the ancient machine room lurch into motion! The engineer gets angry! 'You there!' You hear a zap!",
23951 "You can only buy a rundown shack where the heating and the furnace do not go.",
23952 "Something seems to be changing shape.",
23953 "You hear erotic Thai noises.",
23954 "All the girls want to use their sexy butt cheeks as weapons now!",
23955 "The girls exhausted their farting gas.",
23956 "The most dangerous monster in existence was just generated next to you, which means you're in big trouble.",
23957 "You feel an immense sense of relief as you realize that the trap must have failed to trigger.",
23958 "The footerers are waiting for you on some level...",
23959 "The footerers were waiting for you here, and will attack now.",
23960 "Your breath control helmet keeps pumping the farting gas into your nose...",
23961 "Suddenly, your gauntlets kiss you!",
23962 "You are now ready to explore the dungeon.",
23963 "IMHO if you throw salt at a snail, you should instantly get -200 alignment and a very angry god, you murderer.",
23964 "The origin of life is easy to explain, in the beginning there was a goddess, and she decided she needed something to cover her feet, so she made shoes. And she was also of small stature, so she wanted to be bigger and therefore invented the heel. Her creations have since started to take over the world...",
23965 "You have a smaller compiler, which could be written in C for this example since most Unix systems have a basic C compiler included with the system; that compiles a temporary compiler, which then compiles the compiler?",
23966 "Error: syntax error before 'sexy'.",
23967 "That brought you completely much, you amusing head cloth.",
23968 "You apply the lovely lip gloss that was contained inside.",
23969 "You swallowed a sex change pill. Suddenly your sex is changed!",
23970 "You swallowed a sex change pill. Suddenly you become neuter! Now you can't have sex with any foocubuses at all! Bummer!",
23971 "You are too scared to move.",
23972 "You hear a blood curdling sound!",
23973 "The leocrotta seems to imitate you.",
23974 "The wraith wails frighteningly.",
23975 "The mummy mumbles incomprehensibly.",
23976 "You hear someone laughing at you!",
23977 "You hear someone laughing at you because you play so badly!",
23978 "You hear the sound of a spray box.",
23979 "The kueruleaita sprays herself with perfume.",
23980 "You hear a furious chant!",
23981 "You hear dripping water.",
23982 "You hear pages turning.",
23983 "You hear audible silence.",
23984 "You hear a librarian yelling at someone to be SILENT!",
23985 "You hear water dripping onto metal.",
23986 "You hear a ceiling tile fall.",
23987 "You hear iron oxidize.",
23988 "You hear a military contractor making out like a bandit.",
23989 "You smell a lot of rust.",
23990 "You fear that your +7 artifact weapon might get eaten!",
23991 "You hear the sound of a toilet latch.",
23992 "You hear seagulls.",
23993 "You hear waves on sand.",
23994 "You hear burly voices singing shanties.",
23995 "You here someone ask about warez.",
24000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'My marji janes want to humiliate you by knocking you down.'",
24001 "You hear plof sounds.",
24002 "You hear plof sounds. Apparently that bitch Stefanje is strutting her heels again.",
24003 "Your plof heels are destroyed by the filthy bastard.",
24004 "The scramper tries futilely to sting through your high iron boots!",
24005 "You are now ready to explore the dungeon.",
24006 "You hear a breaking sound, followed by evil laughter.",
24007 "Daedeldidaet! The manler caught you...",
24008 "The manler trap will most certainly attract the attention of SJWs because it's not called 'womanler trap' instead.",
24010 "Trip clicked! Your game crashes.",
24011 "Ultratrip clicked! You lose a continue.",
24012 "You triggered an ultratrip! You lose a continue.",
24013 "Your pumps challenge you to a fight!",
24014 "Suddenly, a sweet blonde appears! Unfortunately she is trying to KILL you...",
24015 "Wumm! The lovely platform boots kick you in the shins.",
24016 "Wumm! The lovely platform boots kick you in the shins. (Don't you really love the cloud soles, which are looking so incredibly sexy and female?)",
24017 "The pumps minigame has not yet been implemented. Sorry.",
24018 "Your sandals don't need repairs right now!",
24019 "The farting gas asphyxiates you!",
24020 "The farting gas asphyxiates you! (Don't be someone who died of 'erotic' asphyxiation.)",
24021 "Somehow, your sandals are no longer there...",
24022 "The 'Stefanje' sandals stomp your toes with their lovely heels.",
24023 "The little girl powerfully kicks you in the nuts, and you moan in lust because you love the pain.",
24024 "The lashing energizes you.",
24025 "The lashing energizes you, but you also got addicted and want to lash yourself now.",
24026 "Rodney laughs all the time, and is back to full health instead of dying!",
24027 "You absolutely fall in love with the 'Elenette' sandals and just stand there while they're kicking the crap out of you with their wonderful wedge heels.",
24029 "Orctownhack is coming, with all those various changes revolving around orctown.",
24030 "Your meat is already onthawed.",
24031 "Now you smell even worse than before.",
24032 "Now you smell even worse than before. Everyone avoids you like the stinking bum you are.",
24033 "Sanity seems like an incredibly repulsive concept.",
24034 "Can a paladin kill baby orcs?",
24035 "Must a paladin never stab a man in the back?",
24036 "Must laws be upheld with no reason or logic?",
24037 "Saying you love someone is always good?",
24038 "Can a king be lawful?",
24039 "Can God be lawful?",
24040 "Is it chaotic to refuse to kill an innocent man?",
24041 "Chaotic means stabbing a man, then giving him icecream!",
24042 "Chaotic means stabbing a man, then giving him icecream? No. Chaotic means stabbing him, then dancing on his grave.",
24043 "Neutral means stabbing a man, then giving him icecream!",
24044 "Are you compelled to do evil, regardless of its utility?",
24045 "Being nailed to things is good?",
24046 "Storms are chaotic?",
24047 "Armies are lawful?",
24048 "Must all rules be followed?",
24049 "Must all rules be followed? No! Rules are for dummies!",
24050 "Must all rules be followed? No! Screw the rules, I make them!",
24051 "Everything not forbidden is compulsory?",
24052 "Shouldn't these gods be enemies?",
24053 "To what Power are the Keter sworn?",
24054 "They said the world was cracked. They said it was our fault.",
24055 "They said there is an Enemy in the Void.",
24056 "I heard them talking about a device to force open a path to the Void.",
24057 "I saw them bring in a silver bell.",
24058 "I heard a bell ring frantically, just a short while ago.",
24059 "I find it annoying that the silver bell is not goldified. Why does it have to take up a valuable inventory slot?",
24060 "Penumbra hangs over all.",
24061 "It's easier this way.",
24062 "The pseudo-oracle mumbles about the village.",
24063 "Improper branch selected?",
24064 "You hear a woosh.",
24065 "You hear a woosh, and a zoosh, and then suddenly the room is flooded with noxious gas.",
24066 "Betray your current quest leader and join the uprising?",
24067 "Ask for help winding your clockwork?",
24068 "The dread seraph prays, and the whispers fill the world.",
24069 "The dread seraph sings, and the world ripples and trembles around you.",
24070 "Your heart flutters!",
24071 "The intoner sings the song of broken eyes.",
24072 "Your vision fills with grasping roots!",
24073 "The neverwas sings a harmless song of ruin.",
24074 "The neverwas loves her plural form, which reads 'neverwases'.",
24075 "The undead flower sings the song of the day of repentance.",
24076 "The bloody rose sings the song of bloodied prayers.",
24077 "The bloody rose sings the song named Bloody Rose, although it doesn't actually have any lyrics.",
24078 "The sunglasses look way cool!",
24079 "The weeping angel moves quickly to attack.",
24080 "The weeping angel is changing positions faster!",
24081 "The weeping angel is writing overly long battle spam messages more often!",
24082 "You look mellower!",
24083 "You are peaced out, and can no longer attack monsters because you're now on forced pacifist conduct!",
24084 "The paci-fist strikes you with a right cross!",
24085 "You look depressed or a bit sad. Why is that?",
24086 "You hear distant piping sounds.",
24087 "The clockwork automaton churns its gears.",
24088 "The clockwork automaton curses the lack of oil.",
24089 "The clockwork automaton moans about the fact that it will soon starve to death.",
24090 "The drow curses the pale surface freaks.",
24091 "The drow curses the developer who made the sleep attack not always work against Demogorgon.",
24092 "questionquestionquestionquestionquestion mark",
24093 "The gate won't open with you standing on the seal!",
24094 "The seals are called that for a reason: you need to approach them from the correct direction or they won't open.",
24095 "You speak to the shadow that dwells within this corpse.",
24096 "The nontalking laughing monster laughs hysterically",
24097 "The nontalking laughing monster laughs hysterically and does not end the sentence with a period",
24098 "You bark the secret passwords known to ghouls.",
24099 "You bark the secret passwords known to ghouls. Now everyone knows it.",
24100 "You order the lesser dead to stand at ease.",
24101 "That is IT. EVERYBODY OUT. You are DEAD SERIOUS.",
24102 "The seal has been damaged.",
24103 "The seal is too old.",
24104 "The seal has been damaged. This always happens because you have to draw it with your bare hands and then the cat invariably steps on it.",
24105 "Ahazu, the seizer, greets you with open mouth.",
24106 "Ahazu, the seizer, greets you with open mouth. Haaaaaaa - hamm! You've been devoured whole and the game is now over.",
24107 "A voice whispers from bellow, but you don't catch what it says.",
24108 "A voice whispers from bellow, but you don't catch what it says. Too bad, because it was trying to tell you where Shena's panty is hidden...",
24109 "A voice whispers from bellow, but you don't catch what it says. It is a cow, and the bellowing caused Entei to flee, which means he's now unobtainable because it counts as YOU cancelling the encounter. Oh well, you don't have a master ball so you wouldn't have caught him anyway.",
24110 "Thoughts of falling and of narrow skies come unbidden into your mind.",
24111 "Thoughts of falling and of narrow skies come unbidden into your mind. If you could fly, it wouldn't feel so bad...",
24112 "A golden flame roars suddenly to life within the seal, throwning the world into a stark relief of hard-edged shadows and brilliant light.",
24113 "No sooner are the shadows born than they rise up against their creator, smothering the flame under a tide of darkness.",
24114 "Even as it dies, a voice speaks from the blood-red flame:",
24115 "Your mind's eye is blinded by a flame blasting through an altar.",
24116 "Your mind's eye is blinded by a flame blasting through an altar, and the flame also burns your cloak of magic resistance to ash, harharhar.",
24117 "You can't feel the spirit.",
24118 "You can't feel the spirit. That's because it's not here.",
24119 "Your perspective shifts, and the walls before you take on new depth.",
24120 "The dim dungeon light refracts oddly, casting the alien figure before you in rainbow hues.",
24121 "You are born of dishonest curves, because you're neither a woman nor a topmodel (the latter are generally born of honest curves)!",
24122 "Thoughts intersecting lines rise to the forefront of your mind.",
24123 "Gloved hands reach down and pick up item 1 and item 2 from the confines of the seal.",
24124 "The hands begin to juggle. They move faster and faster, adding new objects as they go.",
24125 "The hands begin to juggle. They move faster and faster, and suddenly strangulate you. Game over.",
24126 "You spot a cloak of magic resistance and an amulet of reflection before loosing track of the individual objects.",
24127 "Suddenly, the hands toss one of the whrilling objects to you.",
24128 "Suddenly, the hands toss one of the whrilling objects to you. It is a cast iron pot that hits you in the head, and you fall over unconscious.",
24129 "A startled-looking rat lands in your hands, then leaps to the floor.",
24130 "A startled-looking rat lands in your hands, then leaps to your groin and bites your testicles right off - AUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!",
24131 "When your attention returns to the seal, the hands have gone.",
24132 "When your attention returns to the seal, the hands have gone. And they've stolen half of your possessions, including your quest artifact. Chase them! You need to find out how to open the seal!",
24133 "It's the Pen of the Void. You didn't notice it had been taken!",
24134 "You see item 13 pass far over your head, out of reach.",
24135 "The image of a pair of gloved hands comes unbidden to the forefront of your mind.",
24136 "With your mind's eye, you watch as the hands make a show of prestidigitation, palming and unpalming something. Suddenly, they throw a chunk of shit at your face!",
24137 "You come out of your revere with a start.",
24138 "A hand of worn and broken clockwork on a rusted metal arm reaches into the seal.",
24139 "The hand gently touches the prefix, then rests on the seal's surface as its unseen owner shifts his weight onto that arm.",
24140 "There is the sound of shrieking metal, and a cracked porcelain face swings into view on a metalic armature.",
24141 "A voice speaks to you, as the immobile white face weeps tears of black oil onto the surface.",
24142 "The hand catches a teardrop and anoints the Pen of the Void with the glistening oil.",
24143 "Black oil falls like teardrops into the seal.",
24144 "But nothing else occurs.",
24145 "The Pen of the Void drips black oil, as if in sympathy.",
24146 "A hand of worn and broken clockwork on a rusted metal arm reaches into the seal and rings the bell.",
24147 "You think of all the loyal items used up and thrown away each day, and shed a tear.",
24148 "You stab your weapon down into the ice, cracking it.",
24149 "You stab your weapon down into the ice, cracking it. The weapon. Well done. Now you no longer have a sword.",
24150 "A woman's scream echos through your mind as the cracks form a vaguely humanoid outline on the ice.",
24151 "A voice sobs in your ear: 'Please! Sinclair! I'm imprisoned! The illusions of the Sierra Madre casino have trapped me in this vault. Sinclair! Please help me, I promise that I won't fuck with any other man ever again! Sinclair! SINCLAIR! FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON!' and on and on it goes. You wish you could just shut up that whiny Vera Keyes...",
24152 "A woman's scream echos through your mind, then a voice sobs in your ear: 'I had sex with so many men but now I found my one true love and he doesn't want me because he says I'm a prostitute!'",
24153 "In your name was this done, therefore you shall bear my stigmata and share my suffering.",
24154 "A woman's scream drifts through your mind, and the cracks describe a vaguely humanoid outline on the ice.",
24155 "A woman's scream drifts through your mind, but nothing else occurs....",
24156 "A woman's scream drifts through your mind, but nothing else occurs.... Who was that woman? Does she need your help? Maybe it's Princess Peach having evil things done to her by Bowser?",
24157 "Your weapon-hand itches.",
24158 "Your weapon-hand itches. Suddenly, the blessed rustproof +7 Excalibur slips from your hand, and into the nearest pool of lava!",
24159 "You shiver violently.",
24160 "Gold rains down within the circumference of the seal, melting slowly to blood where it lands.",
24161 "A figure takes form within the showering gold, staring down at you from a crimson horse.",
24162 "His crown is gold, and his clothes are red like blood.",
24163 "You think you can hear faint hoofbeats from within the seal.",
24164 "You think you can hear faint hoofbeats from within the seal. They make a boring 'tlot-tlot' sound.",
24165 "They have somehow swapped all the various hoofbeat sounds with boring 'tlot-tlot' sounds. Yawn.",
24166 "They have somehow swapped all the various hoofbeat sounds with boring 'tlot-tlot' sounds. Yawn. And then someone else came along and changed it to 'trot-trot', which I consider completely unacceptable.",
24167 "But they fade away before you can be sure.",
24168 "You think of cavalry and silver rings.",
24169 "You hear hooved footfalls approaching quickly, though you can't make out from what direction.",
24170 "You hear hooved footfalls approaching quickly, though you can't make out from what direction. CRAAAAAAAASH! The rhydon trampled over you and you're squished flat. Game over.",
24171 "They set an odd tempo; very regular and faster by far than any animal of four legs could comfortably keep.",
24172 "The footfalls reach a crescendo, and an odd creature rolls into the seal in front of you.",
24173 "The creature's five legs are arranged in a star pattern, and to move it rolls from foot to foot.",
24174 "At the center of the wheel is a lion's head, complete with a glorious mane.",
24175 "Bueue-uer hits! Bueue-uer hits! Bueue-uer hits! Warning: HP low! Bueue-uer hits! You hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... Bueue-uer just gets too many attacks per turn and hits you again! You die...",
24176 "The creature speaks to you; and it's voice, though deep, is clearly that of a woman.",
24177 "The creature speaks to you; and it's voice, though deep, is clearly that of a woman. Which makes no sense, because we all know that Bueue-uer is male.",
24178 "The <whatever> within the seal begins to twitch and shake.",
24179 "The (we will never know what this placeholder was supposed to be) within the seal begins to twitch and shake.",
24180 "Your consciousness expands, and you sense great currents of despair and mortality that wrap the world like silken threads.",
24181 "The (who knows what) falls still, and you know you're in the presence of the Spider.",
24182 "The great sweep of lives and civilizations seems represented in microcosm by the scene within the seal's boundaries.",
24183 "You sense the twin threads of mortality and despair,",
24184 "You sense the twin threads of mortality and despair, and wonder why this sentence ends with a comma instead of a period.",
24185 "You sense the twin threads of mortality and despair, that wrap this world and its inhabitants like silken bindings, and, suddenly, you know you are in the presence of the Spider.",
24187 "She approaches. (This is bad. But I won't tell you who 'she' is.)",
24188 "The manler trap will cause everyone and their feminist mother to complain that it's not called 'womanler trap' instead.",
24189 "The feeling fades and the universe's phatom pain of a hellbound spirit fades with it.",
24190 "The feeling fades and the universe's phatom pain of a hellbound spirit fades with it. (What the hell is a 'phatom pain'? In fact, what even is a phatom in the first place? A phantom that lost its 'n'?)",
24191 "She wraps you tight in her bitter cords and sends you forth, bait within her web.",
24192 "She wraps your blade tight in her bitter cords, making it an anchor for her web.",
24193 "She wraps your blade tight in her bitter cords, making it an anchor for her web. Spi-der-ling! The female spider eagerly starts to devour you wimply little hu-man-ling and I'm sure you are very tasty to her, hahaha!",
24194 "Advertisement: Get a 'THOT' mug for your sister Yasemin now! (Why isn't she spelled 'Jasmin' though?)",
24195 "The Spider passes you over, and collects her prize.",
24196 "Thoughts of death and despair almost overcome you.",
24197 "Thoughts of death and despair almost overcome you. But only almost, for you still have a one in a million chance to ascend this game.",
24198 "You see a man with many countenances step out from behind the throne.",
24199 "Below his crown are many faces of the dantalion race, and as he nods and cranes his head, new faces are constantly revealed.",
24200 "The staring faces seem vaguely familiar...",
24201 "The staring faces seem vaguely familiar... OH GOD! They're a Shub-Niggurath! Your sanity increases tremendously.",
24202 "With a start, you realize they remind you of yourself, and your family!",
24203 "With a start, you realize they remind you of yourself, and your family! Your mind turns inward on itself because you do not actually have a family and made the mistake to think about it. In utmost terror, you develop complete amnesia.",
24204 "His myriad faces study you with disapproval, and he departs as suddenly as he arived.",
24205 "His myriad faces study you with disapproval, and he departs as suddenly as he arived. Schieieieieieieaeaeaeaeaeau - he left on his jet military plane.",
24206 "You hear royal trumpets.",
24207 "You look like a pretty distinctive person.",
24208 "That looks like a pretty distinctive weapon.",
24209 "For some reason you want to arrange rocks in a circle.",
24210 "You suddenly notice a monstrous nymph reclining in the center of the seal.",
24211 "You suddenly notice a monstrous nymph reclining in the center of the seal. Oh my god. Regular nymphs are already bad enough, but monstrous ones???",
24212 "She is half a fair woman, with glancing eyes and fair cheeks, and half again a terible dragon, with great scaly wings and serpent's tails where legs should be.",
24213 "She is half a fair woman, with glancing eyes and fair cheeks, and half again a terible dragon, with great scaly wings and serpent's tails where legs should be. (Does that description remind you of your ex?)",
24214 "Cut my bonds, and I shall lend my wrath to your cause.",
24215 "She hisses at you, then slithers away.",
24216 "She hisses at you, then slithers away. That wrong queue.",
24217 "You hear scales scraping against stone echo through a cave.",
24218 "The water in the fountain begins to bubble.",
24219 "The water in the fountain begins to bubble. Uh-oh, a water demon is coming out.",
24220 "A dome of cerulean crystal emerges from the center of the fountain, the apex of a circular silver cathedral.",
24221 "As the water falls away, you see that the cathedral perches atop a stylized silver dragon.",
24222 "The needle-like tail of the dragon clears the fountain, and the gate in the dragon's jaws begins to open.",
24223 "You hear bubbling.",
24224 "You hear bubbling. It's probably a bubbling hole.",
24225 "Radiant light falls upon you,",
24226 "Radiant light falls upon you, and no one knows why this sentence didn't close with a period.",
24227 "Radiant light falls upon you, blinding you to what lies beyond.",
24228 "Radiant light falls on your weapon.",
24229 "Radiant light falls on your weapon. It transforms into a fly swatter!",
24230 "The gates are angled such that you can't see past.",
24231 "But before they do, the whole construct jerks suddenly upwards, out of sight.",
24232 "You hear water splashing.",
24233 "Water bubbles up inside the seal, and a figure rises within it.",
24234 "But the figure is asleep, and sinks again without saying a word.",
24235 "You dream of wide open spaces.",
24236 "You see a figure dancing, far out upon the waters.",
24237 "She dances up to you and sweeps you up into her dance.",
24238 "She dances up to you and sweeps you up into her dance. It is... Miriam, the wonderfully lovely girl that always tries to stomp your toes underneath her pretty combat boot heels!",
24239 "She is beautiful, like nothing you have ever seen before.",
24240 "And yet, she reminds you of EVERYTHING you've ever seen before.",
24241 "Something sweeps you into a dance.",
24242 "Something sweeps you into a dance. It seems to be a burly woman, who constantly steps on your toes very painfully, but it also somehow feels soft at the same time... and then you realize: this woman stepped into shit!",
24243 "It feels odd to your touch, like touching everything in the world, and beyond it, all at once.",
24244 "It feels odd to your touch, like touching everything in the world, and beyond it, all at once. It is... a blue velvet peep-toe, i.e. one of the most beautiful female shoes you've ever seen in your life.",
24245 "She dances up to you and performs a sword dance with her claws.",
24246 "She dances up to you and performs a sword dance with her claws. Krrtsch-rrtsch! You're severely bleeding and will kick the bucket in an hour unless you find a doctor.",
24247 "You daydream of dancing across waves.",
24248 "You manage to successfully engrave something on the water with your wand of fire.",
24249 "She is both young and old at once.",
24251 "She looks hurt. Her asshole stepdad probably beat her and for that he has to DIE IN A FIRE. Slowly and painfully.",
24252 "You help her to her feet.",
24253 "You try to help her, but she is unable to stand.",
24254 "You try to help her, but she is unable to stand. The motherfucking bastards cut off her legs! You swear to stop at nothing until this poor woman is avenged, even if you have to go to Hell to cut up the people who did such an atrocious thing.",
24255 "She blesses your blade as thanks.",
24256 "In fact, you don't think she can move.",
24257 "You hear wind in the trees.",
24258 "Did you know that God is a deceptive bastard? He put that stupid tree in the paradise, daring the first woman to eat from its apples! And he also created that trickster snake! If he really loved humans that much, he wouldn't play such cruel games with them!",
24259 "It's clear that God either doesn't exist or is indifferent to humankind, because he let the holocaust happen. And what's worse, even now as we speak, Nazis are still freely roaming the planet Earth. The bastards.",
24260 "Did you know that I'm trying hard to get crap past the radar?",
24261 "You suddenly notice a dragon buired in the coins.",
24262 "You suddenly notice a dragon in the room.",
24263 "You suddenly notice a dragon in the room. He's pointing to the east.",
24264 "You suddenly notice a dragon buired in the coins. He's reading an english spellchecker dictionary.",
24265 "The dragon lunges forwards to bite you.",
24266 "something bites you!",
24267 "Your left finger stings!",
24268 "Your left finger stings! Gah, did some deranged sicko just sting you with a needle???",
24269 "The dragon tries to steal your weapon!",
24270 "The dragon tries to steal your weapon, and because you're weak, you fail to prevent him from succeeding!",
24271 "You fight it off.",
24272 "It roars at you to leave it alone.",
24273 "You hear the clink of coins.",
24274 "You hear the clink of coins. But you can't get to them because they're at the bottom of the water.",
24275 "You hear flapping wings.",
24276 "You hear flapflapflap!",
24277 "A pair of ravens land in the seal.",
24278 "They hop up to your shoulders and begin to croak raucously in your ears.",
24279 "A pair of large birds land on you and begin to croak raucously in your ears.",
24280 "You try to shoo them away, only to find that they have vanished.",
24281 "You try to shoo them away, only to find that they have vanished. Well done, 'hero'. These birds would have given you a wish but you decided to be a retard!",
24282 "They croak raucously at your weapon.",
24283 "You hear Raucous croaking.",
24284 "You hear Raucous croaking. Capitalized For Emphasis.",
24285 "They stare at you for a moment, and then leave just as suddenly as they came.",
24286 "You catch a glimpse of somthing moving in the stinking cloud....",
24287 "You catch a glimpse of somthing moving in the stinking cloud.... oh, it was just some ordinary monster, which has just died of poisoning.",
24288 "But you can't see what it was.",
24289 "Something jumps on you from behind!",
24290 "Something jumps on you from behind! It's that motherfucker Paul and he just stabbed you with his knife!",
24291 "Apparently it was nothing.",
24292 "Apparently it was nothing. (Which is weird, since Martha Simpson is currently busy kicking the shit out of you with her sexy prostitute shoes, but your player character sometimes utters things in Tranquility Lane.)",
24293 "You smell sulfur.",
24294 "You feel something climb onto your back!",
24295 "You feel something climb onto your back! It's Wendy, and she proceeds to open your backpack, grab the stuff inside, and throw it into the nearby thorny bushes.",
24296 "You feel something opening the zipper of your trousers! It's Wendy, and you have to allow her to continue, for if you try to fight her off, she will fart into your face very powerfully with her sexy butt that is capable of producing sleeping gas.",
24297 "You feel something slamming on your head! It's Wendy, who will kill you with her sexy leather pumps even though they look completely tender with the lovely pink heels!",
24298 "A will-o-wisp drifts out of the seal to hover near your weapon.",
24299 "A will-o-wisp drifts out of the seal to hover near your weapon. Suddenly, it fires an orange pulsating beam at your brain! You feel stupid! You feel foolish!",
24300 "You hear aimless footsteps and creaking joints.",
24301 "You think of the wide earth.",
24302 "You think of the wide earth. After all, there's regions with huge swaths of land and infinite vastness!",
24303 "You find the idea of sealing a pact with the blood of your own race to be pleasing.",
24304 "Your sacrifice is accepted.",
24305 "A murder of crows decends on the seal.",
24306 "There is something else in the flock...",
24307 "You hear many wings.",
24308 "You hear many wings, and bundles and fleece.",
24309 "A black-feathered humanoid steps forth.",
24310 "A black-feathered humanoid steps forth. It's most likely supposed to be a manticore. Klieau! The black-feathered humanoid throws tailspikes at you and hits 6 times!",
24311 "A large black feather setles within the seal.",
24312 "But it does not make itself known to you.",
24313 "You smell fresh blood.",
24314 "You notice metal wires sticking out of the ground within the seal.",
24315 "In fact, there are wires sticking up all around you.",
24316 "In fact, there are wires sticking up all around you. That's what the platinum spell trap does. Those iron bars aren't really there, but they can still block your movement.",
24317 "Shreaks and screems echo down from whence the wires come.",
24318 "You feel sharp pains in your elbowes and knees!",
24319 "It seems that you, are but a puppet.",
24320 "It seems that you, are but a puppet. The guinea pig that playtests SLEX so that Amy can laugh. Harharhar!",
24321 "The wires wrap around your weapon!",
24322 "The wires wrap around your weapon, and it seems less effective!",
24323 "Something tangles around your weapon!",
24324 "Something tangles around your weapon and pulls it out of your grasp!",
24325 "But they don't do anything interesting.",
24326 "You hear the sounds of digging, and of bones rattling together.",
24327 "You hear the sounds of digging, and of bones rattling together. And strangely enough, that makes you think of a fleecy pair of leather boots with extra long zippers that look so incredibly cuuuuute.",
24328 "Your Hands itch painfully.",
24329 "Your Hands itch painfully. We Capitalize Random Words For Your Pleasure.",
24330 "You feel eyes watching you.",
24331 "You feel eyes watching you, and a sinister voice announces: 'Here's looking at you, Jill.' (I'm fairly sure your name isn't Jill though...)",
24332 "feel eyes open in your hands!",
24333 "But you still can't see...",
24334 "...the eyeballs don't belong to you!",
24335 "You're pretty sure somthing is staring at your weapon....",
24336 "The itching subsides.",
24337 "The itching subsides. This means that your nerves have taken damage, which is irreversible. God, are you such an idiot. Why didn't you prevent it from happening???",
24338 "You hear a snuffing noise.",
24339 "A dog wanders in to the seal, nose to the ground.",
24340 "It wanders back and forth, then looks up at you.",
24341 "It looks up at you with all three heads.",
24342 "With its second head, it licks your hand.",
24343 "But its third head steals your weapon!",
24344 "You begin to chase the animal, and it abandons your blade in the center of the seal.",
24345 "You begin to chase the animal, and it abandons your blade right as it floats over a pool of lava. Say goodbye to your weapon.",
24346 "The sound fades away.",
24347 "You hear retoric and sage advice.",
24348 "You hear retoric and sage advice, such as 'A rustproof Excalibur is less effective against rust monsters than a non-rustproof one'.",
24349 "You hear retoric and sage advice, such as 'Dipping potions of acid in a fountain enhances the damage they will do to monsters'.",
24350 "You hear retoric and sage advice, such as 'If you #chat to Demogorgon 10 times in a row, he will become tame'.",
24351 "The hole grows darker, and a whistling occurs at the edge of hearing.",
24352 "A whistling occurs at the edge of hearing.",
24353 "A whistling occurs at the edge of hearing. ATTENTION THIS IS A DEADLY HEX. THE ONE WHO RECEIVED IT WILL *DIE* IN A COUPLE OF TURNS AND BECAUSE YOU ARE PROBABLY PLAYING WITH SOUND EFFECTS OFF, I GIVE YOU THIS BIG MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS THAT YOU CANNOT MISS.",
24354 "The mournful whistle grows louder, as the air around you flows into the pit.",
24355 "Before you stands an ancient darkness.",
24356 "Before you stands an ancient darkness, which is somehow sentient.",
24357 "But that is all that occurs. Darkness. Wind. And a lonely whistle.",
24358 "But that is all that occurs. Darkness. Wind. And a lonely whistle. Someone looking for his lost dog, probably.",
24359 "You feel that it will stay with you for a while.",
24360 "For an instant you are falling.",
24361 "For an instant you are falling. In the next instant, you're already lying face down in a huge heap of shit.",
24362 "The sea-bottom within the seal fades, as if it were silt settling out of muddy water.",
24363 "A sleeping osegen floats gently up out of the dark seas below the seal.",
24364 "A sleeping osegen floats gently up out of the dark seas below the seal. No one knows what the hell an 'osegen' is supposed to be, though.",
24365 "You supose osepro could be called comely, though to be honest osepro is about average among osegen you have known.",
24366 "You supose osepro could be called comely, though to be honest osepro is about average among osegen you have known. (Now translate this sentence to plain English, please.)",
24367 "The osegen's eyes open, and you have a long negotiation before achieving a good pact.",
24368 "The seabed rises.",
24369 "The seabed rises. Suddenly, the entire dungeon level is flooded, and you can't swim! Find a way to rescue yourself from the masses of water or you die!",
24370 "The sea bottom swirls below your weapon, forming into thousands of reaching arms.",
24371 "The sea bottom swirls below your weapon, forming into thousands of reaching arms. And before you stands the Giant Kraken, which is the end of the world as we know it. Dude, just face it, you are so dead. There's no way in hell a mere mortal like you can survive against such a powerful monster.",
24372 "The silt in the seal swirls a bit. Otherwise, nothing happens.",
24373 "There is a osegen sleeping in the center of the seal.",
24374 "You feel wet....",
24375 "You feel wet.... if only Victoria were here, you'd probably have a spontaneous orgasm just from looking at her extra fleecy brown leather boots with heavenly black block heels.",
24376 "Thick fingers of mist reach under the door.",
24377 "BANG!! Something hits the door from the other side!",
24378 "The door opens, a bank of fog pours out to curl around you.",
24379 "The mist fingers curl around your blade.",
24380 "They fade away without incident.",
24381 "You instinctively look around for a door to open.",
24382 "The pages of the book begin to turn.",
24383 "A beautiful woman rides into the seal on a camel.",
24384 "A beautiful woman rides into the seal on a camel. But then someone fires a gun at the camel, which screams 'Oeoee-eo!' and falls down dead.",
24385 "She scoops up the book and begins pouring through it.",
24386 "As she reads, she absentmindedly hands you her crown.",
24387 "As she reads, she absentmindedly hands you her crown, and you are now immune to mind flayers. Test it! Reverse genocide 6 of them and beat them up in melee, they can't harm you now!",
24388 "Your contribution is appreciated. Now don't bother me.",
24389 "Somtimes, a subtle aproach is better.",
24390 "Somtimes, a subtle aproach is better. But other times, a spell checker would do.",
24391 "Somtimes, a subtle aproach is better. But other times, use the mallet method.",
24392 "She dips her fingers into the ink of book and writes on your weapon.",
24393 "She dips her fingers into the ink of book and writes on your weapon. The engraving reads: 'From Ruth with love.'",
24394 "As you look into the mirror, you almost faint. Ruth apparently 'wrote' something on your back with her lower arm blade, and made a bloody mess!",
24395 "Woman and camel both vanish, replaced by a demon of black smoke.",
24396 "You dream briefly of a library in the northwest kingdom.",
24397 "A brilliantly colored bird with iron claws flies high overhead.",
24398 "A brilliantly colored bird with iron claws flies high overhead. (Skarmory?)",
24399 "It lands before you.",
24400 "It lands before you, and starts hacking you up with its cute claws.",
24401 "It swoops down and lands on your shoulder.",
24402 "Its radiant rainbow feathers reflect in its eyes, becoming images of roaring flames and sparkling snow, harsh radiance on barren clifs and swolen suns in empty black skies.",
24403 "Loose feathers rain down around your blade, each feather a memory of ruin and of loss.",
24404 "Loose feathers rain down around your blade, each feather a memory of ruin and of loss. Congratulations, your weapon is now heavily cursed -10. Have fun enchanting it back up.",
24406 "It leaves and doesn't feel like closing the sentence with a period",
24407 "You yearn for open skies.",
24408 "Within the seal, darkness takes on its own meaning, beyond mere absense of light.",
24409 "The darkness inside the seal flows out to pool around you.",
24410 "The darkness inside the seal flows out to stain your weapon.",
24411 "The darkness inside the seal flows out to stain your weapon. Now you will receive an artifact blast whenever you handle the weapon, regardless of whether it actually is an artifact or not.",
24412 "Gradually, the lighting returns to normal.",
24413 "You think briefly of the dying of the light.",
24414 "You think briefly of the dying of the light. But the light pollution is actually a much bigger problem.",
24415 "There was, in times of old, when Ymir lived, neither sea nor sand nor waves, no earth, nor heaven above, but a yawning gap, and grass nowhere. From Ymir's flesh the earth was formed, and from his bones the hills. From Ymir's skull, the ice-cold sky, and from his blood the sea.",
24417 "The eye closes... forever.",
24418 "Rot calls rot, and poison calls poison.",
24419 "He moans and reaches out to you.",
24420 "You hear distant moaning.",
24421 "A golden skull hanges over the seal.",
24422 "In the heart of the crystal is a tiny, shining light.",
24423 "The light expands, taking the shape of a golden-haired woman.",
24424 "The light expands, taking the shape of a golden-haired woman (bundlebundlebundle).",
24425 "What once was, shall ever be remembered, preserved in imperishable crystal.",
24426 "You think of shining crystal.",
24427 "A plume of white smoke rises from the lava.",
24428 "In the shadow of the white plume you see an ancient battlefield.",
24429 "Members of every race and species you have ever seen fight in the battle, some on one side, some on the other, along with many more races and species you have never seen.",
24430 "In the heart of the conflict, a onyx skinned man drives a silver spear into the heart of a demon of wolves and spiders.",
24431 "There is a flash, and the plume of white smoke is blown appart.",
24432 "There is a percussion and a gust of wind.",
24433 "You hear a percussion sound. Tschingderassabumm!",
24434 "You think of burning lava.",
24435 "You think of burning lava, and how it can destroy your items if you are foolish enough to drop them into it.",
24436 "The mirror in the center of the seal blows apart into a cloud of silver fragments.",
24437 "Reflected in them you see images of long ago.",
24438 "You see a spire of stone; Axis Mundi, that links the boundless sky to the fathomless earth, and a people living at the base of the spire, desiring only solitude and self-contemplation.",
24439 "You see one of their number, different from the rest, build a great library of mirrors, in which all the knowledge of the outside world is reflected.",
24440 "You see her library abandoned, un-entered.",
24441 "But the mirrored library points the way. The people retreat into the realm that lies behind reflections, and there build a mirrored champion, the reflection of a god found sleeping in solitude within a closed-off dimension.",
24442 "And you see shattered dreams.",
24443 "You hear a mirror shatter.",
24444 "You hear a mirror shatter. Say goodbye to your luck stat.",
24445 "You are nearly deafened by the sound of mirrors breaking!",
24446 "You are nearly deafened by the sound of mirrors breaking, and your luck is now at the worst possible negative value!",
24447 "You hear A babble of voices, asking questions from far, far away.",
24448 "You look around, trying to find the source of the voices, but you find nothing, until you look Away.",
24449 "You see there a far-distant realm: planar layers stacked like onion-flesh, twisting possibly-plants growing like ivy on the walls of the universe; presided over by grim, meditating monks whose heads are black thorns.",
24450 "The babble gets louder.",
24451 "The babble gets louder. At least you know that the inhabitants of this village have not been killed.",
24452 "You find yourself surrounded by a whirling mass of confused imagery and inane questions:",
24453 "You shake free of your trance, but you feel that something sticks to you still....",
24454 "As you contemplate the seal, your mind fills with unprecidented emotions and indecipherable thoughts, while the world warps and quakes around you.",
24455 "The experience ends as quickly as it began.",
24456 "You don't know what that was about, but it seems your contract was accepted.",
24457 "You don't know what that was about, but it seems your contract was accepted. The problem is, it's an adhesion contract. And you have to sue your way out of it, which will cost you at least half a million zorkmids.",
24458 "The Black Web reaches out from the gate hidden below the white one.",
24459 "Your eyes fill with darkness, your mind with lies, and your veins with poison.",
24460 "Your eyes fill with darkness, your mind with lies, and your veins with poison. The only way out is to take the purple pill.",
24461 "The Web stretches on and on below the seal, and the world trembles and shimmers as it falls in.",
24462 "You try to think of the last place you saw a black web....",
24463 "You hear a tumultuous babble of voices.",
24464 "You hear a tumultuous babble of voices. That's what the lounge is like at lunchtime - full of annoying people.",
24465 "So insistent are they that even the uninitiated can hear, albeit only in the form of whispers.",
24466 "You hear whispering all around you.",
24467 "You hear whispering all around you. They're making fun of your playing style.",
24468 "You hear a muffled splash.",
24469 "You hear someone falling in the water and losing a life.",
24470 "You are frightened by the calm atmosphere for some reason.",
24471 "You suddenly encounter the hamming fish, which can devour and instakill you!",
24472 "You suddenly have a flashback to your last OP!",
24473 "You want to pull down your pants.",
24474 "You hear wonderful scratching noises!",
24475 "You hear erotic rubbing noises!",
24476 "You hear cheerful squeaking noises!",
24477 "You hear your ancestors laughing at you!",
24479 "You are being fully gouged by the type!",
24480 "You collected too many speed increasing pickups and your speed wrapped over so you're super slow now!",
24481 "You realize that the game has resetted itself, so you'll have to start over at dungeon level 1.",
24482 "You need to protect Annoying Head Martin from the 200 storm atronachs and dremora valkynaz.",
24483 "You wonder what's the color of the giant red ant.",
24484 "You feel that the one grass tile is greener than the rest for some reason.",
24485 "You know that if you're walking on ice all the time, you'll unlearn the ability to walk on a non-slippery floor.",
24486 "You neither hear nor see the words, yet somehow they're still there.",
24487 "You wonder why the hell this set of messages is called 'library_msg' in the game's source.",
24488 "You hear a gun clank.",
24489 "You feel that parts of the floor have been washed away.",
24490 "You hear an officer giving commands hectically.",
24491 "You noticed that the drums are beating faster!",
24492 "You fear that the politicians will abolish their nuclear peace treaties!",
24493 "You detect gamma radiation.",
24494 "You are glad that you have a HEV suit, which must be very HEVvy.",
24495 "You hear distant thunder.",
24496 "You don't look forward to encountering the elder priest at all.",
24497 "You just love it when intrinsically obtained resistances time out.",
24498 "You have to eat hundreds of corpses to obtain full resistance.",
24499 "You feel that magic resistance will not protect you from the destroy armor spell.",
24500 "You finally understand that interface screws are not fake difficulty.",
24501 "Beepbebeep beep BEEP beep, beep beep BEEP beep!",
24502 "DUEDUE DUEDUE DUE DUE DUEUEUEUEUEUE! The guy cheated because it's impossible that he noticed you were there.",
24503 "You are challenged by Julietta, and have to defeat her in the auto racer duel!",
24504 "You wonder whether shooting the percents will make it go away.",
24505 "You want to check whether the secret path is open.",
24506 "You see the accursed crashy graphics card logo.",
24507 "A board beneath you hisses loudly!",
24508 "You were cured of sanity, while strapped to a gurney.",
24509 "An unholy aura blasts you!",
24510 "The ghost ages you!",
24511 "An odd presence lurks in this area.",
24512 "hmm....now where was that portal...",
24513 "this is only the beginning",
24514 "i'm going to apologize in advance, so...sorry!",
24515 "Do not talk funny?",
24516 "Adventurers of interesting things. I've had an interesting story.",
24517 "I change your neck into the price for liquor.",
24518 "It is pleasant. It is very pleasant.",
24519 "You sense the presence of a giant enemy crab.",
24520 "A horrible evil is nearby.",
24521 "The sound of a giant crowd of monsters echos in the air.",
24522 "You hear giant footsteps. This can't be good.",
24523 "An awful chill reels down your spine.",
24524 "You hear sounds of monster changing their weapons in real time.",
24525 "So here's a giant enemy crab.",
24526 "Wait. It looks like that titanic crab from actual ancient Karune history!",
24527 "You hit the Atlas Maneki's weakpoint for massive damage.",
24528 "I don't know why you dominated this creature. It won't do much for you.",
24529 "Yes. That battle actually took place in ancient Karune history.",
24530 "It seems your words have created a new weakpoint in my heart.",
24531 "A pincer grabs you through a portal.",
24532 "You're taken to a actual real life battle.",
24533 "You cannot evade the spawn of the Devil!",
24534 "Suddenly, some monsters instantiate.",
24535 "The performaid crab pulls monsters through a portal.",
24536 "The demonic crab fires a massive, dreadful beam from his pincers!",
24537 "A primal evil lurks here.",
24538 "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
24539 "The blade twirls her sword",
24540 "Your nothing but a joke.",
24541 "I shal aid you master!",
24542 "You hear the rattling of a massive skeleton...",
24543 "You took an arrow to the knee!",
24544 "Red crystal can increase power by three. Yellow crystal can increase power by one.",
24545 "Green crystal is made to be able to aim at more enemies at the same time.",
24546 "Blue crystal gives complete power.",
24547 "Rayearth? I'm sorry I do not know any it.",
24548 "Razing Storm? I'm sorry because I am a wizard, it is not good on heavy arms.",
24549 "You felt the existence of strong light in the vicinity.",
24550 "Cecilia matched aim to the enemy silently with a melancholic expression.",
24551 "Cecilia shot a shining green spear from the finger. It pierces her enemy accurately.",
24552 "Cecilia shot purple lightning from the finger. It pierces the person who blocks her enemy and between those.",
24553 "Why do you join the slaughter hour?",
24554 "Cecilia's Ceramic Heart was crushed.",
24555 "There must not be endless...stairs...in the...world........",
24556 "When does the slaughter hour end...?",
24557 "Cecilia noticed your appearance. And, she lowered one's sight panicking.",
24558 "Innumerable light flits in her surroundings.",
24559 "I'm sorry this light was dazzled for you. However, this light proves my life. It never disappears until dying.",
24560 "Walking is so hard!",
24561 "Walking is so hard, especially if you wear high heels without the corresponding skill!",
24562 "The etherwind is a harsh mistress, isn't she?",
24563 "My second head would love to meet you!",
24564 "Both heads stare at you with anticipation",
24565 "The air seems to flicker.",
24566 "You don't fit in my corporation.",
24567 "Prepare to be raided!",
24568 "I'm taking over your company.",
24569 "Looks like you're primed for a take-over.",
24570 "Relax, you'll find this is for the best.",
24571 "I'm throwing you a real curve ball!",
24572 "Time to sign over your assets.",
24573 "We going to raid?",
24574 "And here's the pitch...",
24575 "I'd like to donate this canned good to you!",
24576 "You're looking rather vulnerable.",
24577 "You are defenseless against my ideas.",
24578 "You are defenseless against my ideas. For I am Amy, the SLEX creator, and everything I put in the game is there to kill you, har har har.",
24579 "You feel as through a god is watching you.",
24580 "The earth seems to scream as something walks nearby.",
24581 "Why do you look so down?",
24582 "You've just become expendable.",
24583 "Expect diminishing returns.",
24584 "Don't ask me to lay off.",
24585 "I might have to make a few cutbacks.",
24586 "Your options are shrinking.",
24587 "Things are looking down for you.",
24589 "With all the downpayment we've been raking in, I've gotten an upgrade.",
24590 "Guess who got a promotion?",
24591 "Down, but not out!",
24592 "Try this on for size!",
24593 "I don't want to look down on you, but.",
24594 "This attack is one size fits all!",
24596 "I'm down and out.",
24597 "What's goin' down? You!",
24598 "Your time is up around here, you're being sacked!",
24599 "This one's in the bag.",
24600 "You've been bagged.",
24601 "Paper or plastic?",
24602 "My enemies shall be sacked!",
24603 "Try not to slip up.",
24604 "You're no longer wanted around here.",
24605 "Are you frightened? You've turned pink!",
24606 "This one will surely slip you up.",
24607 "Oops, I guess you slipped there, huh?",
24608 "Watch yourself, wouldn't want to slip!",
24609 "This one's slippery when wet.",
24610 "I'll just slip this one in.",
24611 "Don't mind if you slip by, do you?",
24612 "Pink isn't really your color.",
24613 "Here's your pink slip, you're outta here!",
24614 "Things are looking up for me!",
24615 "Do you know how to get down?",
24616 "Let's get down to business.",
24617 "What's wrong? You look down.",
24618 "Why pick on people my own size?",
24619 "Why don't I size you up, or should I say, down?",
24620 "Would you like a smaller size for just a quarter more?",
24621 "You can get this in a smaller size.",
24624 "It's too optimistic",
24625 "It's too optimistic, there red and white!",
24626 "Already I can't put a smoke",
24627 "You can not be continue",
24628 "Kept you waiting",
24629 "Together to play with me?",
24631 "She turn one's eyes away.",
24632 "I'll just punch in this number.",
24633 "I'd like to make a collect call.",
24634 "Time to return some calls.",
24635 "You're going to look good on my resume.",
24636 "I'm gonna tell the boss about you!",
24637 "You'll never meet my boss.",
24638 "I'm going to use you to step up the corporate ladder.",
24639 "You'll have to go through me first.",
24640 "The boss is counting on me to stop you.",
24641 "You're not going to like the way I work.",
24642 "I think I'll dispose of you right now.",
24643 "See if you can put this back together.",
24644 "Easy come, easy go.",
24645 "Better dress for our meeting.",
24646 "You can't go OUT without your tie.",
24647 "You should dress for success.",
24648 "Nothing says powerful like a good tie.",
24649 "You'll want to dress up before you go OUT.",
24650 "Let me call up a little surprise.",
24651 "I've cooked this up for the boss.",
24652 "You'll find this meal most promoting.",
24654 "Guess this flunky needs to step in line.",
24655 "Does that mean I get a promotion?",
24656 "We're working at 100%% efficiency.",
24657 "I've been wanting to drop a pound or two.",
24658 "Ring-a-ling - it's for you!",
24659 "This is past buisness hours.",
24660 "I happen to have a degree in riding.",
24661 "I'm increasing my throughput.",
24662 "I've lost vision privilages.",
24663 "HIIIIIIIII! WANT TO BE FRIENDS~?",
24666 "Najelith and where it goes.",
24667 "Galeserpent General Najelith knock Out!!",
24668 "Najelith examines you.",
24669 "You hear the sound of extrodinarily heavy machinery.",
24670 "You hear the quaking steps of two humongous feet.",
24673 "The collossus of metal prepares to attack!",
24674 "TARGET ENGAGED. EXECUTING COMBAT PROCTOCOL 402.",
24675 "ERROR. SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT. TERMINATION SEQUENCE INITIATED. ERASING CONFIDENTAL DATA.",
24676 "Exhaust pours from the massive vehicle as you gaze on it.",
24677 "The vehicle towers over you.",
24678 "Why are you talking to a machine?",
24679 "You are awed by the npc.",
24680 "The rumbling stops.",
24681 "The vehicle kicks up dust!",
24682 "The vehicle rumbles.",
24683 "The sound of metal scraping is heard!",
24684 "You hear a harsh screeching noise.",
24685 "The vehicle screeches to a halt.",
24686 "The rumbling gets louder!",
24687 "The vehicle charges!",
24688 "The vehicle is rumbling loudly!",
24689 "The vehicle lets forth a sound that almost resembles a roar!",
24690 "A loud rumbling noise can be heard.",
24691 "The vehcile's surface is cold and metalic.", /* sic - don't "fix" the "spelling error" you heretic who is reading this! --Amy */
24692 "The rumbling noise has ceased.",
24693 "You are going to have such a headache.",
24694 "You're headed for big trouble.",
24695 "Looks like you've got a head for trouble.",
24697 "Don't lose your head over me.",
24699 "Guess who got ahead?",
24700 "You won't like where you're heading.",
24701 "A perfect trophy for my collection.",
24702 "Looks like you're seeing a shrink.",
24703 "Hope this doesn't shrink your pride.",
24704 "Are you going out of your head?",
24705 "Heads up! Or should I say, down.",
24706 "Oh good, I've been hunting for you!",
24707 "I shrink therefore I am.",
24708 "Do you shrink in the wash?",
24709 "It's nothing to lose your head over.",
24710 "Objects may be larger than they appear.",
24711 "My eyes are my strongest feature.",
24712 "The eyes have it.",
24713 "Peeka-boo, I see you.",
24714 "I'm way ahead of you.",
24716 "I'll have your head for this.",
24717 "You'll wish this was all in your head.",
24718 "You hear a faint metalic wail.",
24719 "You hear the sound of metal twisting and deforming!",
24720 "The target is destroyed!",
24721 "You are greeted with the sound of a giant figure of metal.",
24724 "We're going to do this my way.",
24725 "Oh good, a project.",
24726 "No job is too small for me.",
24727 "I want the job done right, so I'll do it myself.",
24728 "I'll take care of you in no time.",
24729 "I'm going to get into your business.",
24730 "I'm going to be breathing down your neck.",
24731 "It looks like you need some managing.",
24732 "Well, you've managed to find me.",
24733 "You're in a dead end position.",
24734 "You won't be moving anytime soon.",
24735 "You're not going anywhere.",
24736 "This will go on your permanent record.",
24737 "Sometimes big hurts come in small packages.",
24738 "You need someone to manage your assets.",
24739 "Sometimes big problems can lead to little misunderstandings.",
24740 "Pardon me if I drone on.",
24741 "I can be very intimidating.",
24742 "You're moving down the corporate ladder.",
24743 "I'm sending you back to the Mail Room.",
24744 "Time to turn in your nameplate.",
24745 "You're going down, clown.",
24746 "Looks like you're stuck.",
24747 "You're going nowhere fast.",
24748 "This is belittling!",
24749 "Atasya koko ni iru yo...",
24750 "Sate doushita mon kane...",
24751 "Koko mo nakanaka iitokoro janaika",
24754 "Nandai mou owari kai?",
24755 "Sate tsugiwa doitsu dai?",
24756 "Yoku kita ne. Kangei suru yo",
24759 "Nani ka omoshiroi koto wa naikano...",
24760 "NETOGE to yara wo hajimete miru ka...",
24761 "Ii dokyou de aruna!",
24762 "Yaru dewa naika...",
24763 "Ittoki no taikutsu sinogi niwa nattazo. kansya suru",
24764 "Fumu? Raikyaku kano?",
24765 "You hear the hooves of a great beast.",
24766 "You hear the sound of heavy machinery.",
24767 "You hear the noise of an engine rumbling in the distance.",
24768 "The tank readies its gun!",
24769 "You are greeted with the sound of the tank's engine.",
24770 "Let me get right to the point.",
24771 "Hey, you can't push me around.",
24772 "I'll have to make my point more clear.",
24773 "I'm going to rub you out.",
24774 "I'm going to scratch you out.",
24775 "Careful, I may leave a mark.",
24776 "Watch out, I'm very sharp.",
24778 "My edge has dulled.",
24779 "Guess this was pointless.",
24780 "There goes my point.",
24781 "Way to push me down.",
24782 "Take a memo on this!",
24783 "Now I see you... now I don't.",
24784 "Did you pencil me in?",
24785 "I hate it when things get dull.",
24786 "Did you get my point?",
24787 "Let's hurry, I bore easily.",
24788 "I sense I've lost you somewhere.",
24789 "I like things neat and tidy.",
24790 "I can make any nuisance disappear.",
24791 "I've written it down.",
24792 "I've drafted up a meal.",
24793 "Still sharp this late?",
24794 "Let me take care of your problem areas.",
24795 "And now for my disappearing act.",
24796 "I always rub out all obstacles.",
24797 "This will cause some fading.",
24798 "Careful your edge isn't dulled.",
24799 "Watch the point.",
24800 "Guess I'll have to sharpen things up.",
24801 "Step right up for the performance of a lifetime! Only 599 gold!",
24802 "You notice an energy fluckering.",
24807 "You hear the sound of countless falling rocks.",
24808 "You hear the sound of countless falling rocks. 59 of them bounce off your hard helmet and then you die.",
24809 "The beast roars into the air.",
24812 "tlo... tlo... (That's what the sound of the lame horse SHOULD be like.)",
24813 "tlottlot! tlottlot!",
24814 "tlottlot! tlottlot! (That's what the hoofbeats of a warhorse SHOULD be like.)",
24815 "The knight snorts at you.",
24816 "The knight shakes distrubingly.", /* sic - woe to you if you "fix" the "spelling error" :P --Amy */
24817 "The knight flashes startlingly.",
24818 "Hey, you think this white looks flattering on me?",
24819 "The Big Cheese is back, baby.",
24820 "Ain't I an angel?",
24822 "What can I say: I get better with age.",
24823 "I don't want to cheese this, but.",
24824 "You're not up to par.",
24826 "Here's looking at you kid.",
24827 "You can call me Jack.",
24828 "I've been told I'm very strong.",
24829 "Are you sure? I can be a real Muenster at times.",
24830 "Don't you think I've aged well?",
24831 "You looking at me?",
24832 "I'm told I have very piercing eyes.",
24833 "I like to stay on the cutting edge.",
24834 "Guess what's in the omlette.",
24835 "You ain't worth the mold on my surface.",
24836 "I ain't got time for the likes of you.",
24837 "Beating you will be a breeze.",
24838 "I'm getting teed off.",
24839 "Looks like we're gonna cheese it.",
24840 "Careful with the holes.",
24841 "You wanna ride the cheese?",
24842 "I'm going to make mozzarella outta ya.",
24843 "I'll putt you away!",
24844 "Careful, I know your expiration date.",
24845 "Watch out, I'm Gouda get ya.",
24846 "Watch out, I'm a wiz at this game.",
24847 "Well finally, I was afraid you were stringing me along.",
24848 "Who cut the cheese?",
24849 "You can feel somthing staring intently at you.",
24850 "I don't know the meaning of no.",
24851 "I won't take no for an answer.",
24852 "I always make a good impression.",
24853 "I haven't been wrong yet.",
24854 "You need some positive enforcement.",
24855 "Want to meet? I say yes, anytime.",
24856 "I'll be sure to end this on a positive note.",
24857 "I'm confirming our meeting time.",
24858 "I put it to a vote, and you lose.",
24859 "Your project's been cancelled.",
24860 "Your budget's been cut.",
24861 "You're not going anywhere - you have POSTAGE DUE.",
24862 "You must be RETURNED TO SENDER.",
24863 "You'll find this most agreeable.",
24864 "I'll make sure you RECEIVED my message.",
24865 "Nanika oishii mono ga tabetai wa-",
24869 "Kore wa tabetemo ii no kashira?",
24870 "Dareka- kore chouri shite-",
24872 "The world is moving through pudding!",
24873 "I'm not sure if it's just me, but having forced draft for only one gender totally sounds like 'women are supposed to be baby-making machines' to me.",
24874 "Harharhar you stupid bitch, a falling rock hits your head harharhar!",
24875 "The magic-absorbing blade stuns Yeenoghu! Yeenoghu looks fed up. Yeenoghu is still annoyed about the deadly touch bug having been fixed in 3.4.0. Yeenoghu has noped out of the dungeon!",
24876 "Ruth's sneaker uses her sweaty inlay, causing you to become unconscious from the stench!",
24877 "You see the shub-niggurath chow dead bodies.",
24878 "You shudder at the spiral king's terrifying eyes.",
24879 "You feel sick at entrails caught in the elder priests's tentacles.",
24880 "You see maggots breed in the rent stomach of the strange void.",
24881 "You hear the devils laugh, and your enchanted (of premature death) silver dragon scale mail is surrounded by an aura of evilness...",
24882 "Dieau-dieau-dieau-dieau-dieaudieaudieaudieaudieaudieauDIEDIMM! Da-da-da-DIMM-damm-di-dimm-damm-DIMM-damm-dadimm-dammDIMM DAMM DI DA daaaaaa, dadadadada, DADADADADA, da DIIIIII, da daaaa, dadadadada DADADADADA, dee-da-di-da-da-de-di-da-di-deeeeeee, DIIIIII, diiiii, da da-didaaaaaaam, daaaaaaam, DIIIIIIII, DA DA DADAAAAAAM, *DAAAAAAM* DIDADADAMM DAMM DAMM-DAMM DAMM-*DAMM DAMM*-*DAMM DAMM*-DIIIIIIII DIEDAEDIEDAEDAE DIE-DAE-DAE *DIII DIII*, DIEDEDADIDEDADADADAA, dedadadieda die da da die, diedadadadaa daa daa daa, da die da die daaa! (diedadedidedaediedadediededededded) Daaaaa DIIIIIII dee da, daaaaaa, dadadadada, DADADADADA, da DIIIIII, da daaaa (and so on)",
24883 "You wish you had brought your towel to the sauna.",
24884 "You wish you had brought your towel to the sauna, because you're a fucking prude who is mortally scared of other people seeing his penis. Wimp.",
24885 "You hear sexy licking noises!",
24887 "You wonder why you had to do that.",
24889 "Bits of bone assemble into a skeleton!",
24890 "You feel bad about breaking the atheist conduct.",
24891 "Due to all of your conduct violations, the gods declare you dead. Goodbye.",
24892 "The elemantian wisp have to burn up flame of bunish.",
24893 "The gods don't allow you to be male.",
24894 "Not now! They're looking!",
24895 "Someone watched you change clothes...",
24896 "Oh no - you had sex before your marriage. The gods are certainly angry now.",
24897 "Becoming pregnant before you're married is a grave sin, and the gods are really angry.",
24898 "bhaak demands 400,000 zorkmids for safe passage. Pay? (y/n)", /* by Luxidream */
24899 "You give bhaak four Mini-Croesus trophies. Bhaak vanishes, laughing 'See you in June.'", /* by aosdict */
24900 "You start talking to the scale mail. You feel stupid. The scale mail asks about the weather outside. Wait, it's a mimic!",
24901 "Apparently the farting gas is depleted.",
24902 "Your sexy butt cheek wood confusion ends.",
24903 "At last the disgusting toilet noises ceased.",
24904 "You vow to never clean a girl's shoes again.",
24905 "You can already imagine the farting noises you're gonna hear.",
24906 "Suddenly you feel a little confused, and also feel like stroking the sexy butt cheeks of a woman in wooden sandals.",
24907 "You'll certainly like to listen to the disgusting toilet noises.",
24908 "You feel like being kicked by sexy girls and cleaning their shoes.",
24909 "Whoops, you're getting really dizzy.",
24910 "Are you a blonde by any chance?",
24911 "You feel vulnerable to spells!",
24912 "You feel vulnerable to damage!",
24913 "The message is broadcast all over the dungeon!",
24914 "Since your weapon has taken too much damage, you can't smash the bars with it.",
24915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Aucune ecoliere inferieure ne peut me donner l'eau. Maintenant, vous avez une lecon que vous n'oublierez pas de sitot, petite fille!'",
24916 "The iron bars hiss quietly but remain intact.",
24917 "Maybe you should buy a bottle of drum stint reluctance perfume.",
24918 "You feel like a miserably hussy.",
24919 "You feel like a miserably hussy. Are you going to crap right on the walkway in the hopes that someone else steps into your shit?",
24920 "You feel like a miserably hussy. Oh my god, I guess you plan to wear the same pair of socks for two weeks straight now.",
24921 "You're not skilled enough to tell if there is a useful ward here.",
24922 "You hear a distant file being deleted.",
24923 "Your drive has been encrypted! If you can ascend this game of nethack, it will unlock your computer.",
24924 "Uninstall which program? You can't. It is cursed.",
24925 "The pop-up hits. You feel your computer slowing down.",
24926 "You get tyrannosaurus rekt by percents.",
24927 "You kill your grandfather! You look strangely transparent. You turn into a quantom mechanic. Time lies still as you and your mother stop existing. I *told* you not to mess with that time machine, kid...", /* Yes the "quantom" is not an error, it's a literal quote :P --Amy */
24928 "the wizard of yendor rubs his hands furiously on his sweater! he touches you; you are jolted with electricity! You die...", /* by K2 */
24929 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Sluicehack, the NetHack variant that tries to find out how long we can keep the chain of words going!",
24930 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Licehack, with lots of 'a' added!",
24931 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Icehack, the variant that has lots of ice levels, sheol ported, and cold themed monsters!",
24932 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Nicehack! We finally got it - the variant that does NOT want you dead!",
24933 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Vicehack, letting you explore all the bad habits in game!",
24934 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: The all-new Micehack variant, where monsters consist of mice and elephants only!",
24935 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Ricehack, for our vegetarian players. Although a doenerteller versace is soooo tasty. You should definitely eat meat, it's great and definitely not poisonous no matter what the health apostles are trying to tell you!",
24936 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Dicehack! Lots of gambling in this variant!",
24937 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Tricehack, the NetHack variant where all enemies can stone you!",
24938 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Juicehack, yet another variant! Key feature: you can apply fruit to create potions of fruit juice!",
24939 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Twicehack - after you ascend, you are mysteriously teleported back down to DL 1 of a new dungeon!",
24940 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Spicehack - a full cooking patch is implemented!",
24941 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Pricehack - introducing the shopkeeper role!",
24942 "The wall listens intently, but doesn't reply. (Walls have ears, not mouths.)",
24943 "You could murder a curry!",
24944 "You burp... like a clap of thunder!",
24945 "Wow! It tastest like super hot chili!",
24946 "Tangy! It's full of lemonade!",
24947 "Maybe I'm nuts, but it tastes like marzipan!",
24948 "Cool! It's an ice cream cone!",
24949 "Next time, watch out for slime!",
24950 "Next time, what out for slime!", /* sic */
24951 "You are poisoned on contact.",
24952 "You feel unhealthy.",
24953 "You feel unhealthy. That's because you only eat vegetables. You need meat, dammit!",
24954 "Your limbs are shaking.",
24955 "Your limbs are shaking. I guess something triggered you.",
24956 "Your limbs are paralyzed.",
24957 "Your limbs are paralyzed. Apparently someone injected a neurotoxin into your veins.",
24958 "You are unable to move.",
24959 "You are unable to move. Drop that ultra heavy iron ball, dummy!",
24960 "You are suffocating.",
24961 "You are suffocating. Quick! Bite through that plastic bag over your head or you die!",
24962 "You collapse, poisoned...",
24963 "Your potato grew moldy! Yuck! You drop it in disgust.",
24964 "You hear an ice cream van!",
24965 "You hear a speedboat.",
24966 "You hear a squeaking rubber duck!",
24967 "You hear a squeaking rubber duck! Or at least that's what it sounds like, but in reality it's Sandra producing distorted farting noises with her sexy butt.",
24968 "You hear a toilet flush!",
24969 "You hear the shower running.",
24970 "You hear a loud advert for Tide.",
24971 "You hear a commercial for protein bars.",
24972 "You hear a shark jumping!",
24973 "You hear a C major chord.",
24974 "You hear a C major chord. Apparently you're playing Nethack 3.6.0, where squeaky boards do such things.",
24975 "You hear a dripping tap.",
24976 "You hear something fishy happening.",
24977 "You hear a gull asking for a bite of your sandwich.",
24978 "You hear a foghorn!",
24979 "You hear a sea shell exploding!",
24980 "You hear a C-shell script running.",
24981 "You are dancing in the rain.",
24982 "You're still dreaming.",
24983 "You can't really believe it.",
24984 "You pinched yourself very painfully.",
24985 "Ina continuously tries to kick you in the shins because she's such a nice girl.",
24986 "Don't be so anorexic and eat a boerek without salad - order a doenerteller versace instead!",
24987 "You don't know how to write a proper conclusion.",
24988 "You're being hunted by the grammar police.",
24989 "Did you know that Porkman scored the first notdnethack ascension ever?",
24990 "You sense some questing power!",
24991 "You detect the presence of the subquest portal!",
24992 "A lot of force seems to be in the air.",
24993 "You listen to the taunts of your nemesis who wants a rematch!",
24994 "You suddenly fear that you'll face your nemesis again and lose!",
24995 "You have a vision of your home being burned to the ground by the person you despise the most!",
24996 "Something tells you that the only thing you can depend on is your family, and even that not always!",
24997 "You hear a voice announce: \"Morn', player. I'm Sean Gonorrhea. I like my coffee black, my women slutty, and my mucosa membranes inflamed.\"",
24998 "Tough luck! The technique that you would have learned happens to be one you already know.",
24999 "The code malfunctioned.",
25000 "The code malfunctioned. It must have been written by an apprentice programmer.",
25001 "The build has errored.",
25002 "The build has errored. Let a coding master look at it, maybe he can fix the bugs!",
25003 "You hear thunder in the distance...",
25004 "You hear thunder in the distance... but then decide that the gods can fuck you, they certainly have better things to do than being angry at you for some petty reason.",
25005 "You try to whistle your pets here...",
25006 "You try to whistle your pets here... which doesn't work, because their AI is so ultra stupid.",
25007 "You spawn in the water.",
25008 "You spawn in the water and drown. Stupid mapmaker, why did he make a respawn location IN THE WATER???",
25009 "A splash tetra you are not.",
25010 "You yearn for the Sargasso Sea.",
25011 "LarienTelrunya slaps you with a heart pillow! You feel awkward!", /* by K2 <3<3<3 */
25012 "The bugbear slaps you!",
25013 "The bugbear slaps you! She must obviously be female.",
25014 "The dark spearwoman impales you! Now you are dead, and she merrily explores your intestines.",
25015 "Demogorgon rends you! Your armor tears asunder!",
25016 "Ludgera's hiking boot gashes you! Even though she's actually blunt, blood is shooting out of your leg for some reason.",
25017 "The hermit crab lacerates you!",
25018 "The suggestion hammer pounds you!",
25019 "The tubing pliers clocks you!",
25020 "The air elemental pummels you! Be careful, for the rate of damage is very high.",
25021 "The flying scimitar slices you! You start to bleed and take damage every turn until you heal yourself.",
25022 "You throw a lovely cuddly huggable heart pillow at Sandra. She just shrugs it off and gets ready to throw it back at you.",
25023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sandra'. It reads: 'What, you're suggesting that we do a pillow fight? Well, I have a better idea. How about we play a round of scratch-the-male-girl's-legs?'",
25024 "Demogorgon appears in a cloud of brimstone!",
25025 "You notice a noxious sulfuric stench in the air!",
25026 "You feel that this floor is home to the robbers.",
25027 "You know that you must watch your purse.",
25028 "You get the feeling that somebody is after your valuables.",
25029 "You hear someone screaming that their money got stolen!",
25030 "You listen to people drinking beer.",
25031 "You hear a male voice announce: 'Hundred one hundred!'",
25032 "You want to watch when the robbers assault the motherfuckers' ship, because it will be like a second Pearl Harbor!",
25033 "You know that the bitches are not the rulers of the world, even if they want to view themselves as such just because they have money.",
25034 "You fully endorse racketeering, as long as the super-smart women are the target.",
25035 "You feel like being sucked into one of Amy's terrible fanfics!",
25036 "You hear heavy breathing.",
25037 "You feel that there's something that wants to drain you of your sanity.",
25038 "You seem more focused on your mental health than usual.",
25039 "You have to wonder whether you're seeing things.",
25040 "You sense an eldritch abomination lurking somewhere on this floor.",
25041 "You start perceiving the world as the terrible place it really is, and go mad from the revelation!",
25042 "You suddenly have over 9000 sanity! Oh no! Now every sanity increase will paralyze you!",
25043 "You have to ask Amy what in-game sanity does, because you have no idea!",
25044 "You feel more sane than before, which is a BAD thing!",
25045 "You hear a horrible call that rings in your head, which periodically increases your sanity!",
25046 "You hear loud crunching sounds from inside your bag of holding.",
25047 "You hear loud crunching sounds from inside your bag of holding. Hahahahaha. Now all the stuff has vanished. Hahaha.",
25048 "Outside, you hear the cockatrice's hissing! The steam vortex gets turned to stone! And the same fate befalls you. Do you want your possessions identified?",
25049 "The lag is so dull you can't keep your eyes open.", /* by Andrio */
25050 "You start reading the spellbook of finger of death. Halfway, the service provider deletes your book. You are confused.", /* by Muad */
25051 "You are not really content.",
25052 "You feel that you're being groped by someone.",
25053 "Something suddenly touches your knee.",
25054 "A group of seven people suddenly surrounds you!",
25055 "You feel that your face has turned red!",
25056 "What is hotter, the sexy bride or her pair of combat boots?",
25057 "You see a cool robber train.",
25058 "You are reading a fanfic that has not been written yet.",
25059 "You have to choose your opponent for the wrestling arena, but you'll lose anyway.",
25060 "You don't have coconuts, and that means you can't defeat your opponent!",
25061 "The Super Kaizo Mario programmer made the jump impossible, and therefore you fail and jump out of the picture!",
25062 "You encounter a level design error that causes you to respawn directly over a bottomless pit.",
25063 "The ratchet scrolling mechanism prevents you from going back, and therefore the level is now impossible to complete.",
25064 "You ran out of time. Game over!",
25066 "Continuation follows, or at least that's to be feared.",
25067 "LarienTelrunya complains about 3.6.x! LarienTelrunya hits!",
25068 "You feel lethargic...",
25069 "ATTENTION: Sven has started to load an ultra-mega-hyper-dyper laser cannon!",
25070 "ATTENTION: Sven has started to load an ultra-mega-hyper-dyper laser cannon! If you are lined up to him when he's finished charging, he will one-shot you no matter what resistances, intrinsics etc. you have!",
25071 "ZIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEtschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...",
25072 "ZIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEtschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (This means that Sven fired the ultra-mega-hyper-dyper laser cannon and instakilled you.)",
25073 "Some of your items were greased!",
25074 "Some of your items were greased! Including your stack of throwing weapons, because harharhar!",
25075 "You feel light on your jesus, come on!", /* evilhack :P */
25076 "You unmake creation. DYLYPI?", /* by NCommander */
25077 "You feel like you're in mortal peril.", /* ditto */
25078 "You feel in grave danger...",
25079 "You are temporarily slowed by the weight of the chain.",
25080 "You are permanently slowed by the weight of the chain. That's a side effect of casting knock when punished - now your carry capacity is permanently lower because your carried weight will never go below the weight of an iron chain.",
25081 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anton'. It reads: 'Get out you little lass, or you get a kick in the ass!'",
25082 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'There's a very good doener kebab place nearby. You look like you could eat a big meal, do you want to join me?'",
25083 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'When eating in the restaurant, I always order the waiter to use only plates that haven't touched any meat.'",
25084 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tin Else'. It reads: 'Information! for! ER E! One! to! Trier! Departure! Eleven o'clock thirty-nine! Estimated delay about ten minutes, reason is an overlong cigarette break of the conductor!'",
25085 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Ina is not anorexic, even though she deceptively looks like she was. In reality she just thinks she's suffering from food intolerances.'",
25086 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'For the purpose of our activities, you automatically count as a girl even if you aren't one biologically.'",
25087 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alexia'. It reads: 'Dear passengers! We reach Kaiserslautern main station in a few minutes! Due to a police call the travel will be delayed for another couple minutes... we ask for your understanding! The Suewex train personal apologizes for the inconvenience!'",
25088 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'I'm back in Trier, but this time I remembered to wear my dark boots because I remember how my white sneakers got all dirty from walking through mud back then!'",
25089 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Listen up! You're one of my 94 candidates who will storm the castle of my eternal rival Takeshi today!'",
25090 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You need a high school yearbook to bribe Strong Kanegou.'",
25091 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You need a sponge to all-close Strong Kanegou.'",
25092 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'My spies told me that Takeshi's elite guard, Strong Kanegou, is allergic to coconuts! You can go to the forest to get some nuts now, but this is the only opportunity!'",
25093 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Eat this, you little idiot without a dick!'",
25094 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Idiot! It should be clear to you that you vacate the landing area after you jumped! After all, others are going to jump after you!'",
25095 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Damn, I didn't hit the sack hard enough. Next time I'll aim for his head!'",
25096 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'In order to get into the front castle, you have 20 minutes to shoot yourself into the window by using the catapult. If you let the time run out, Takeshi's henchmen will come and try to destroy the catapult, and if they succeed, you will fall, along with all other warriors who didn't make it into the castle yet!'",
25097 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'There's a maze in this castle, and you have to find the exit. Watch out though, for Takeshi and his guys set up plenty of traps!'",
25098 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rosy'. It reads: 'With my block heels I can stand firmly on the ground.'",
25099 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'The next challenge that this Takeshi set up is the eliminator, an obstacle course that you now have to master. Watch out that you don't fall in the water or you lose, and if the robot reaches the goal before you do, you're eliminated too!'",
25100 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Hu! Huhu! Hirwigooo!'",
25101 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Jahuuuuu!'",
25102 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Hueuuuuu!'",
25103 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Wuuuaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaaaaaah...'",
25104 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Uhh! Mamma mia.'",
25105 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Press start to play!'",
25106 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Mi! Mario!'", /* yeah I know he prefixes this with "it'sa" but it's so muffled that you don't hear it :P */
25107 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!'", /* he seriously says that when he falls into lava! */
25108 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'So long, gay Bowser!'",
25109 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Super Mario'. It reads: 'Alongdeybayday!'", /* "So long, gay Bowser!", but back in the day I didn't understand what he was really saying and this is what I heard */
25110 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'The next step on the way to Takeshi leads you over the dangerous wooden bridge, and you need to get to the other side of it. Takeshi hired his two clowns Pop and Corn who will try to blast you from the bridge with their cannons, but don't let them get you. Now go, I need you to conquer this castle today!'",
25111 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Hugging Topmodel'. It reads: 'You're fully retarded! You can't put a finger on me!'",
25112 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ariane'. It reads: 'This is so unfair! You can shoot me and I can't fight back! If only I could slit your veins and watch you bleed...'",
25113 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You have to compete in Takeshi's wrestling arena now. For that, Takeshi is sending a few of his own warriors, and you roll the dice to decide who of them is your opponent.'",
25114 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'If you can knock out your opponent, you can proceed to the next level, but if the time for a fight runs out, Takeshi's bribed judges will decide who wins! Don't trust them for in the case of doubt they'll let your opponent win and then you're eliminated!'",
25115 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You die if you don't come here! This is a safety mechanism created by Takeshi, which causes you to be struck by lightning if you don't roll the dice at most five seconds after you've been called! That mean pig dog!'",
25116 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Quelqu'un etait tellement bizarre et m'a donne la meme ligne a dire deux fois. Cela doit etre tout a fait le retard.'",
25117 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Margret'. It reads: 'I'm not interested in talk. Now I will defeat you.'",
25118 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Margret'. It reads: 'The time for your little games is over now.'",
25119 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'We're running out of warriors! If we don't have enough people left, we won't manage to defeat Takeshi and then he can cause ragnarok! And if that happens, it means the end of the world as we know it!'",
25120 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'In the forest of illusion there's fog and rain, and you will see things that aren't really there. But there's very real dangers in there too, including Yohichi Shimada and Bondo Oki. Don't get caught by them. And don't sink in the moorland or you're eliminated!'",
25121 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yohichi Shimada'. It reads: 'Hai Yo! Kogeki!'",
25122 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yohichi Shimada'. It reads: 'Yameru! Nigemichi wa arimasen!'",
25123 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Now you have to travel across a lake with the canoe, then you'll reach Takeshi's main castle. You damn better don't fall in the water or you lose immediately. Anyway, Takeshi is using two gunboats, don't get shot by them!'",
25124 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Right, you're in the semi-final now. You need to choose the correct one of the five secret passages in order to get to Takeshi. If you pick the wrong passage, you have to fight Tatsuo Tokashiki and Makoto Dainenji, Takeshi's sumo ringers, and if they knock you out, you lose!'",
25125 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Only luck can help you now - ransu jenereta ga anata to issho ni iru kamo shiremasen!'",
25126 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Hey! Non-smokers aren't allowed in here!'",
25127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'It is so far! The time has come to finally bludgeon my arch-rival Takeshi. The battle is the same as always: you have a moon spaceship, and this paper circle is the weak spot. In order to defeat Takeshi, you use the mounted gun in your vehicle and shoot at Takeshi's spaceship. Every vehicle whose paper circle is destroyed will be eliminated, and once Takeshi's vehicle is disabled, you win!'",
25128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Ey you fat cow, I'll get you, you fat bitch with your pudding ass!'",
25129 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Oh damn, I guess the engine of my car just died.'",
25130 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Damn, it's the self-destruct mechanism! Run for your life! RUN!!!'",
25131 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Takeshi's new auto destruct mechanism will continuously cause explosions and gradually transform the entire area into a fiery inferno! Only if you make it all the way back to the entrance and are still alive at that point, Takeshi will really be defeated, otherwise it's a draw and you have to battle him again in a week!'",
25132 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Takeshi and his team are Japanese, and you should know that Japanese never flee or surrender. They will fight to the last breath and go down with their castle if they have to. If Takeshi caught one of them fleeing, the offender would have to commit hari kari in order to atone for his sins.'",
25133 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Hurry up! You're never safe as long as you're still in Takeshi's general area!'",
25134 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Damn! The idea with the vortices, I'd guess Takeshi got that from Super Kaizo Mario! You only have one chance: Travel into the vortex with your boat and jump off to the front when the boat's getting pulled down, with some luck you end up past the vortex and can make it to dry land!'",
25135 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yohichi Shimada'. It reads: 'Anata wa ima ochirudeshou! Watashitachi ga anata o korosunaraba, watashitachi no oji wa hijo ni manzoku shite irudeshou!'",
25136 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'I run in front of you and you run directly behind me. The others shall warn you of incoming cannonballs.'",
25137 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You must make the jump because it's the only way. I'm pretty sure Takeshi made the jump so Japanese on purpose, to ensure that you don't make it. Take a lot of start!'",
25138 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You are my last hope. If you die on me now, we didn't make it, and I need to make it out alive too because I'm the general and therefore the only person who can declare victory over Takeshi. Let's do this - watashinounmei o anata no teniireru.'",
25139 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'You need to walk in front, I really hope you still remember where all the traps are!'",
25140 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Damn! This mean Takeshi, his security system is too strong! You should run to the exit quickly to end this nightmare!'",
25141 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Now freaking jump, this castle will fall down any moment now!'",
25142 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'Run to the wall over there! If you can get to the other side of it, you won!'",
25143 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'It is done. Thanks to your neverending courage I finally managed to defeat Lord Takeshi today after all these years. I am in your debt. You're the best warrior I ever had the honor to lead.'",
25144 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Back in the day, there wasn't this unspeakable orthography reform in Germany, but now my teachers give me errors if I spell words correctly, like 'Kaenguruh', 'Stehgreif' or, worst of all, 'spazierengehen'! The reform is a gigantic regression compared to Oblivion!'",
25145 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Let's go to the cinema today... with a twist. You won't just be watching a movie, but be involved in its production. Of course I'm talking about '28 Days' with Sandra Bullock, and you will work as an actor for the various scenes.'",
25146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Contrary to Hollywood, we don't use stunt doubles here and all injuries that you sustain as an actor will be real ones. This also means that if you play as Gwen in a scene where she has a broken leg, you have to actually break a leg for real before the scene starts. I don't care how you manage to do it, as long as you do it early enough.'",
25147 "You see the following writing on the canvas: 'Irina Pictures presents a ABBOT STONE OH production: a Betty Thomas film starring Natalje as Gwen Cummings! 28 Days (WITH MODELS!!!)'",
25148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalje'. It reads: 'This was an insane ride! We travelled through the thickest traffic jam in the city and our taxi overhauled everyone, then we boarded a train and raced here with 300 kmh...'",
25149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sofia'. It reads: 'Your date was at TEN. You wretched latecomer.'",
25150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natalje'. It reads: 'Calm down! I'll get you a new cake. I'm on the Bradford Avenue right now. Where's the nearest baker store?'",
25151 "You see here a spellbook of source code. You find the runes difficult to comprehend. You continue reading ...",
25152 "An alternate explanation of SLEX is what a spontaneously generated AI would create if it had simultaneous access to all the porn on the internet all at once.",
25153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Part me clevere maps out!'",
25154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'now part out'",
25155 "The gods have forbidden or prohibited you from using edged weapons such as a spear!",
25156 "The gods have forbidden or prohibited you from using edged weapons such as a spear! Which means that the already very weak priest role is now even weaker than before because no single blunt weapon has an artifact at all (Trollsbane doesn't count)!",
25157 "You feel like you could use some more practice.",
25158 "You feel like you could use some more practice, but you cannot get it because it takes 100 hits to reach basic skill and you automiss 1 in 4 times while unskilled because harharhar.",
25159 "Your aklys is too heavy to effectively fight offhand with.",
25160 "Your aklys is too heavy to effectively fight offhand with, but weapons that fulfill the very restrictive requirements for being able to dual-wield are grievously rare.",
25161 "If you lose the ring before the first meeting with your future bride, she will refuse you and the game will be unwinnable.",
25162 "Don't forget to bring a torch before you enter the catacombs, because otherwise it'll be stick dark in there.",
25163 "The wing-tufted asian girl absolutely wants to take a photo of you in high heels.",
25164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'Damn! I'm at the rehab center! I caused a car accident while drunk and now I have to go through detox or be put in the brig!'",
25165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anita'. It reads: 'Don't worry, I'll come to visit you regularly and give you a little something.'",
25166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Julietta'. It reads: 'Ah, you gotta be the new patient here, huh? Welcome to the Serenity Glen. I'm sorry, but smartphones aren't allowed here.'",
25167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'Well yeah I'm not really addicted to drugs anyway. Just give me the key.'",
25168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'What kind of drugs do you take? Alcohol, cocaine, heroin or something else?'",
25169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antje'. It reads: 'I see it at the tip of your nose that you're high on drugs.'",
25170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natascha'. It reads: 'This clinic is pure hell. 'Cleanse your soul and spirit', what a load of hypocritical garbage. Come here and help me, quickly!'",
25171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'My chips taste really good! There's heroin mixed into them, hahaha!'",
25172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Roswitha'. It reads: 'Hey, you can't simply stay away from the obligatory group meetings. Also, a cup of coffee costs 50 cents, kindly pay up!'",
25173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natascha'. It reads: 'I just can't stand this place, there's nothing interesting you can do and the other inmates are all rather strange!'",
25174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadine'. It reads: 'Hey! I'm collecting money for poor orphanized children in Uganda. Do you want to donate? You could help fight the worldwide hunger that way!'",
25175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mariya'. It reads: 'I'm the secretary, in case you haven't known. This morning you didn't come to the group singing and wanted to drink coffee instead. If you slip up like that again, I might have to eliminate you from this clinic.'",
25176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mariya'. It reads: 'It may be that you view my sanctions as inadequate, but I'm leading this clinic for 20 years now and I know what I'm doing.'",
25177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bianca'. It reads: 'Come on, let's do a little joy ride.'",
25178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You broke the rules yet again. I already told you that the next time you break the rules you're done here. And your files don't say anything good about you either. Your time in this clinic is over now and tomorrow you'll be dismissed.'",
25179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You're not even conscientous of your diseases! How are you going to become drug-free if you don't even admit you're addicted?'",
25180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Almuth'. It reads: 'It's unfair, I can't be put in jail! I admit that I said evil things about the clinic, but in jail I'll feel even worse...'",
25181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Almuth'. It reads: 'You're really a very bad secretary who sorts out his patients at his heart's desire! I wish you'd have to go to jail instead of me! You wretched scumbag!'",
25182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Helen'. It reads: 'Hey, I'll borrow your book for a while, alright?'",
25183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Sweet High-Heel-Loving Asian Girl'. It reads: 'Well I very certainly need to stay at the clinic! I realized that I am indeed addicted to drugs after all! You know, I specially jumped out of the window just to get to the drugs and now I have a broken leg because of that! I promise that I'll be the best patient and I'll take part in all group activities! But please give me a second chance and don't eliminate me now! Look here, see how my hands are shaking!'",
25184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Jack'i tanimiyorsun ve bir bagimlilik problemin oldugunun farkinda bile degildin, kafir.'",
25185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Siz kafirler her gece uyusturulur!'",
25186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kerstin'. It reads: 'You have to realize you're in a clinic because you're ill! You ended up here because of the drugs and you need to get clean!'",
25187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'The Sweet High-Heel-Loving Asian Girl'. It reads: 'I KNOW THAT I'M HERE BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS AND DON'T NEED YOUR ADVICE! JUST KEEP YOUR WISDOM TO YOURSELF BECAUSE IT'S NOT HELPING AT ALL! I HAVE A BROKEN LEG, YOU IDIOT! SO WOULD YOU JUST KINDLY BACK THE FUCK OFF?'",
25188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conny'. It reads: 'Dude, this isn't working! I have a broken leg and still need to work just as hard as the others who are physically healthy! Kindly allow me to sit back or it won't ever heal!'",
25189 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'You will be wearing an idiot sign now, which says 'Confront me if I don't ask for help'.'",
25190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'YOU??? What the hell do you want from me now. It's your damn fault that you got put in a mental clinic.'",
25191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gudrun'. It reads: 'You're not worth my time. I have important things to take care of now. Bye.'",
25192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rosy'. It reads: 'They'll report me as missing again, and then another search warrant will be posted on me!'",
25193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rosy'. It reads: 'Dude, I don't need drugs no more! I'm here for detox and it's not helping at all if you constantly want to get me drunk!'",
25194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'You just have to trust me this time, I don't want you to die!'",
25195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'You, listen, I can't partake in hiking tours or other stressful activities. Tell it to the group leader if he insists I participate.'",
25196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Franzi'. It reads: 'You ruined my wedding.'",
25197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Franzi'. It reads: 'You take drugs, constantly misbehave, destroy my beautiful wedding cake and to top it off you cause a car crash while drunk and now I'm supposed to pretend everything's okay just because you were in a mental clinic for one month? I don't want anything to do with you.'",
25198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Franzi'. It reads: 'You are a disgusting person. Talk to you never, you've seen me for the last time in your life.'",
25199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annemarie'. It reads: 'Come on, it's not that hard. Just concentrate on the target and throw the ball such that it hits exactly. You'll see that you can do it.'",
25200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annemarie'. It reads: 'Come, turn your hand in this direction, you don't need to be shaking, I'm not gonna cut off your head.'",
25201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annemarie'. It reads: 'Did you notice? If you concentrate, you can do anything. You just need to believe in your own strengths.'",
25202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Did you see that guy thinking he's a noble banker just because he has a briefcase? He's a total snob!'",
25203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'Is it really true that you're going to be here for 28 days only? How long have you been here for already, three weeks?'",
25204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronja'. It reads: 'I don't really have a perspective for when I'm released, I guess I grew used to being in the clinic...'",
25205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronja'. It reads: 'Apart from the people here no one is there for me! If I get released I'll never see you again and the relationship with my sister is broken too, really great!'",
25206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'You, something's not correct here! I saw my sister! That can't be, I mean she said she'll never come to visit me again! Can you tell me whether that was all just a dream?'",
25207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I'm being dismissed tomorrow. It'll be the worst day in my life.'",
25208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'No one's gonna want anything to do with me! For all the people outside I'm still considered a heroin-addicted, promiscuous slutty whore! I was well in here but I'd really rather die than being expelled!'",
25209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'One of the patients was released but today he was admitted again. Do you want to take care of him?'",
25210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Urbaldi'. It reads: 'So you're a baseball player? That sounds really boring, soccer is much more fun! You know, I'm a huge fan of the FC Bavaria Munich, and I'm watching every single game! Are you a soccer fan too even if you're a baseball player?'",
25211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Urbaldi'. It reads: 'Those from flat brook even loose to leftright basking, despite those being at the bottom of the league! Those from flat brook just can't do it! Even a girl's team could pull down their trousers because they're that wimpy! Why are you so weird and cheering for such a cucumber team? You really gotta be very stupid!'",
25212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I know you have a lot on your mind right now, but I wanted to warn you of your boyfriend. He's not good for you. You'd be better off if you were to dump him.'",
25213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Come, everything's gonna be like old times! You got out of that nonsensical clinic and from now on we can party again like we used to! Come, let's go to the restaurant!'",
25214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Finally you're all mine again! We will dance the night away and drink a lot of alcohol, and in a few years you and me are finally going to get married!'",
25215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'My disposition to life has changed by now, I'm no longer the party animal I used to be. Being put through detox showed me that there's more to life than excessive drug use.'",
25216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Hey! What happened to 'for life'? We wanted to get old together, make kids and be the happiest couple ever! Kindly come back and explain to me what's wrong with you!'",
25217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rhea'. It reads: 'In the clinic I learned to work with noble horses. You certainly can't do that because there's only sex and alcohol in your world.'",
25218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruth'. It reads: 'I want to buy a pound of flowers but I don't have enough money!'",
25219 "It would be unfortunate if a girl were to be unable to exist without her penis.",
25220 "Magical energies are absorbed from your gear and transferred to the hostile gnomish wizard that dies in two hits. Yeah, you wish you still had that +5 on your silver dragon scale mail I guess.",
25221 "You hear a lot of loud clanging sounds!",
25222 "You hear an intense sustained hum.",
25223 "You hear someone announce that deafness is not a status effect.",
25224 "You hear nothing, which means that you are deaf, but the unicorn horn won't cure that. This is by design.",
25225 "Shall I leave your cloak on, lover?",
25226 "Shall I leave your cloak on, lover? (This message should randomly appear instead of the one asking whether the foocubus may remove it, just to make it more likely for you to screw up.)",
25227 "A voice booms 'Congratulations, mort- *game crashes*",
25228 "The glitch monster suddenly appears! You are frightened, unable to move. The glitch monster hits! A segfault occurs! Your save file disintegrates! You die...",
25229 "This blatant advertisement for xNethack brought to you by AOS brand licorice ropes!",
25230 "The rumor is they are completely eliminating the stethoscope from the next version of vanilla.",
25231 "The AmyBSOD hits you with her shoes! You feel fleecy!",
25232 "The polearm lifts you out of your saddle!",
25233 "The polearm lifts you out of your saddle, because that's what polearms were originally for. Sadly you can't do the same to monsters because mounted monsters don't exist.",
25234 "You feel like a proper hussy.",
25235 "You feel like a proper hussy. This is because you're using scentful perfume.",
25236 "You feel like a proper hussy. Did you press a log of dog shit on the ground?",
25237 "You feel like a proper hussy. So I guess you've been successful in your attempts to defeat the walscholars.",
25238 "You buckle your hips.",
25239 "You shake your bones.",
25240 "You are approached by the LarienTelrunya. She takes off her high heels and stabs you with the points. You feel good enough to do it again.", /* by bouquet <3 */
25241 "You feel that something terrible is happening to your companion right now!",
25242 "You feel that something terrible is happening to your companion right now! Quick, rescue your tame little girl from the evil blood bugs!",
25243 "You feel that something terrible is happening to your companion right now! Apparently someone is trying to put your little dog into an iron maiden!",
25244 "You feel that something terrible is happening to your companion right now! You have 10 turns left before your kitten is forced to step underneath the guillotine.",
25245 "You hear some foreign sermon.",
25246 "You hear a frightening taunt.",
25247 "You hear some foreign sermon. Maybe it's Klingon?",
25248 "You hear a frightening taunt. It sounds like 'Wouwou', even though you're not sure why that's supposed to be so frightening.",
25249 "The troll's health is damaged.",
25250 "The gnomish wizard seems less energized.",
25251 "The black dragon is cancelled.",
25252 "The black dragon is cancelled. Now it can't disintegrate you anymore, which means that if it's a pet, you actually want it to be cancelled unless you have a black dragonhide shield.",
25253 "The adult man becomes afraid.",
25254 "The adult man becomes afraid. And what's the monster that caused him to squeak in fear? A little girl, of course! :-)",
25255 "The performaid bloodress starts bleeding.",
25256 "Sydney's bleeding gets stronger.",
25257 "Sydney's bleeding gets stronger. Apparently she's on her period, even though we all expected her to have the blows and give birth to a baby.",
25258 "Christine's healing is blocked.",
25259 "Christine's healing is blocked. This may well be the only effect that can stop the dissident's starting pet from obliterating everything, other than the steed-erasing crash upon switching levels (and if the latter happens, TELL AMY BECAUSE IT'S A BUG. In fact, game crashes are always bugs and should always be reported.)",
25260 "The green glutton ghost looks hungry.",
25261 "The watch captain inhales the feminine perfume.",
25262 "The watch captain inhales the feminine perfume. He falls over unconscious and can't attack you any longer, but somehow he still immediately knows if you dry up the fountain.",
25263 "The planetary fighter seems terrorified.",
25264 "The planetary fighter seems terrorified. He's being attacked by a baby from outta space!",
25265 "The zakarumite seems less faithful.",
25266 "The zakarumite seems less faithful. He's gonna be converted to Diablo's religion and join the legions of terror!",
25267 "You hear a noise like a hundred thousand people saying 'foop'.",
25268 "You can't pick yourself up!",
25269 "You can't pick yourself up! Why don't you try to pick up a girl instead?",
25270 "You can't pick yourself up! Why don't you try to pick up a girl instead? Preferrably by saying something like 'Hi there sweetie, do you like high heels? Would you like to kick me in the nuts with them?'",
25271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'I'm producing erotic air current noises!'",
25272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'My high heels are puuuuuurple!'",
25273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'You're going down.'",
25274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'Nah, I'm not drinking beer today.'",
25275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Natascha'. It reads: 'I don't like using violence.'",
25276 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eva'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to heal yourself!'",
25277 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Darth Vader'. It reads: 'I - to the father.'",
25278 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Bun-dle-in-the-face-hang! <3'",
25279 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Yvonne'. It reads: 'It's fun to kick you in the nuts!'",
25280 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Sarazucke! Hi-mae!'",
25281 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'Welchen! Rudstrik! Beei-stand!'",
25282 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo! I impact you together ey yo!'",
25283 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jannik'. It reads: 'Get out of the way, slowass!'",
25284 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'Such fleecy combat boots! <3'",
25285 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'err why do I have an axe?'",
25286 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm such a tender girl.'",
25287 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i managed to win the game in 5 minutes of real time'",
25288 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Satan'. It reads: 'SLEX is fully sexist.'",
25289 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Satan'. It reads: 'Talking about SLEX gives me a headache.'",
25290 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anja'. It reads: 'such pretty erotic Anja shoes!'",
25291 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'I can cast a variety of spells.'",
25292 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'How do you walk around in this game?'",
25293 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Quueueueueueueuek! Hahaha!'",
25294 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruth'. It reads: 'I'm the dark force.'",
25295 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sarah'. It reads: 'Pfffffff! Fffffffft!'",
25296 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alina'. It reads: 'Please don't look at my underarms...'",
25297 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'The express train class is great!'",
25298 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'You're the ape here!'",
25299 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sunali'. It reads: 'My girl kicks are wonderful.'",
25300 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nelly'. It reads: 'I'll pull down your boat with my bare arms.'",
25301 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Ey now you'll get some you!'",
25302 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadine'. It reads: 'Klack! Klack!'",
25303 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'I'll step on your toes.'",
25304 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'No matter what happens, things are going gtreat for me.'",
25305 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rita'. It reads: 'I constantly scratch up and down with my heels.'",
25306 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mira'. It reads: 'My prices are rather hi.'",
25307 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Larissa'. It reads: 'I'm taking a romantic stroll on the promenade!'",
25308 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'Get outta here you robber ass!'",
25309 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'I sometimes confuse the magic spells and end up casting the wrong one!'",
25310 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'The bullets of my rifle can fly, just like a bird!'",
25311 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Laura'. It reads: 'I own the dwelling.'",
25312 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Ey yo I'll fuck you, you bitch ey yo!'",
25313 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Susanne'. It reads: 'Do you think I'm wing-tufted?'",
25314 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vera'. It reads: 'did you lose your mind?'",
25315 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corina'. It reads: 'My winter stilettos are great!'",
25316 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Training is super important!'",
25317 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'Do you like my soft slippers?'",
25318 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Chaska'. It reads: 'Schellenoe kontenoe!'",
25319 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurus'. It reads: 'Hahaha you little wimp.'",
25320 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jane'. It reads: 'I'm cute, but dangerous.'",
25321 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Queelix'. It reads: 'I absolutely long to have sex!'",
25322 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hailbush'. It reads: 'G-choice, sex and drugs!'",
25323 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'In the finals I'm going to do a bomb attack.'",
25324 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Inge'. It reads: 'I can fart especially tenderly.'",
25325 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jil'. It reads: 'My socks are emanating a great fragrance.'",
25326 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jasieen'. It reads: 'Kylie is never fair to us.'",
25327 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabine'. It reads: 'What? You're saying an asian girl is named 'Arabella'??? How is that even an asian name?'",
25328 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'Police. Put your hands in the air.'",
25329 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadine'. It reads: 'My heels are very cuuuuute.'",
25330 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophie'. It reads: 'My kicks are very painful.'",
25331 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Coffin Nail'. It reads: 'You will be apprehended now.'",
25332 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'totally the cute winter boots!'",
25333 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lena'. It reads: 'Cud-dle-bun-dle!'",
25334 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alexia'. It reads: 'I'll kick you in the hand.'",
25335 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nataliya'. It reads: 'My son is always being naughty.'",
25336 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'I have a stinking fart butt.'",
25337 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Irina'. It reads: 'Can you swim?'",
25338 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'The robbers are a real threat.'",
25339 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Leo'. It reads: 'I'm debating strategies with the homies.'",
25340 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Madeleine'. It reads: 'My platform boots are very cuuuuute!'",
25341 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Well I have class here now, what did you expect?'",
25342 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Solvejg'. It reads: 'I'll cast a thunderstorm spell now.'",
25343 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Don Finwe'. It reads: 'You're annoying me, you lamer!'",
25344 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'This here is the robber train!'",
25345 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ronaldo'. It reads: 'stop with your ronaldo shit'",
25346 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antonia'. It reads: 'I broke a leg.'",
25347 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Magdalena'. It reads: 'Quickly, I need to scratch open your legs!'",
25348 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'oar you little penis'",
25349 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Let me go on the toilet!'",
25350 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anton'. It reads: 'fuck you, you girl with a dick!'",
25351 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Vanessa'. It reads: 'What? I'm not thick! Why did you say I was thick?'",
25352 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'My gut feeling is a good one today!'",
25353 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'General Tani'. It reads: 'I'm gonna get this Takeshi guy!'",
25354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Laura'. It reads: 'why do you think I'm small?'",
25355 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'My character is so low level!'",
25356 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Egas'. It reads: 'what is the health display?'",
25357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'ey robbers are not permitted in here!'",
25358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'with you one cannot win'",
25359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'I'm gonna defeat the baron!'",
25360 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'Now I'll take revenge on the motherfuckers.'",
25361 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'All is lost.'",
25362 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Karin'. It reads: 'My butt is very tender.'",
25363 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hilda'. It reads: 'I don't need no walking cane!'",
25364 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Alida'. It reads: 'I have a starlet bundle!'",
25365 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Schrumpel'. It reads: 'Don't you dare writing something on the desk!'",
25366 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Now I'm really fast!'",
25367 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I'm the best character in Amy's fanfics!'",
25368 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I may have lost to Elif and Danielle back in the day, but at least I testified that Sizzle got killed!'",
25369 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'That axe-swinging guard is annoying because he always hits me!'",
25370 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Gotta make sure I don't forget to get the torch before venturing into the catacombs.'",
25371 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Why does the game become unwinnable if I dump Marian's stupid ring before meeting up with her? I don't want to marry her anyway!'",
25372 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'What, I can't simply attack the guard of my own castle? Who decided to be so retarded and require that I wear that gay locksley medallion to be allowed to enter? I'm ROBIN HOOD, goddammit, I'm allowed to enter my own castle without having to verify my identity!'",
25373 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Dubois Manor is really a weird place. At first it seems peaceful but once I talked to my future wife, lots of bow-wielding goons appeared everywhere and forced me to flee via horse.'",
25374 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'That weird 'John Little' really thought he could prevent me from passing over his bridge and actually tried to fight me with his wimpy quarterstaff. Maybe I should call him Little John, hahaha!'",
25375 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Man, Little John's camp in the woods is so useless. Instead of planning raids like real robbers, I constantly have to run errands for that Will Scarlet weirdo and in the end the sheriff pillages the camp anyway so all the work we put in was for naught!'",
25376 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'My bow pumped the big boar and those weird-ass foxes full of arrows.'",
25377 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Finding the lost woodsman was a real pain in the butt! Who decided to make the rope look like background graphics? No one would ever find that, and without it you can't go down the well!'",
25378 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Why did I have to go down the well anyway? The lost woodsman was right there beside the entrance! Damn the script writer who forced me to face an invincible Mortianna and her stupid skeleton guard!'",
25379 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'It was a real pleasure to rob Guy of Gisborne's tax carts. Also, the asshole dared to try killing me with my father's sword, but I beheaded him for that insolence and rightfully took back MY sword.'",
25380 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'When I confronted the baron for stealing a maiden and trying to force her into marrying him, he actually had the guts to duel me! I still can't believe I left him alive after defeating him...'",
25381 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Good thing I have a bow, because without it I would never have been able to cleanse the lake of those frog monsters and getting healing water for our camp.'",
25382 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'One of my hardest battles ever was with the sword master. He has so much health and his attacks are really hard to dodge, but to top it off, defeating him 'rewards' me with a bill of 200 gold pieces that I have to pay so he trains my team even though I proved that I'm a better swordsman than him!'",
25383 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Marian is such a fucking bitch! She suddenly appeared in my camp and wanted to take Duncan away from me, along with the druid's dagger he was holding! Good thing I steered around her and avoided the dialogue, because otherwise my game would have become unwinnable.'",
25384 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'That old fool Duncan led all the celts to our camp, which is amazing considering he was with me all the time. I did forgive the old fool, but despite being in my team he didn't help us fight off the celts...'",
25385 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'The sheriff's dogs set our tree camp alight! We couldn't ever have won that battle, so that was the day on which I decided to leave my camp for good and do the final battle with the sheriff.'",
25386 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'The sheriff decided to hang ten of my men, but when I got in town in time to stop the hanging, there was no way to free them. Instead I had to carefully avoid all the townsfolk and ram my sword into the castle guard's chest, then storm in quickly before reinforcements arrived.'",
25387 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'Even inside the sheriff's castle, they kept sending the guards after me despite me being level 8 with maxed health and attack power. Here we go again.'",
25388 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'At last the time came to get the sheriff, but first I had to get past his witch Mortianna. This time I had a druid's dagger though and just stabbed her blasted skeleton guard repeatedly. When I then approached her, she just spontaneously exploded for some reason.'",
25389 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'The Sheriff of Nottingham is the wimpiest enemy in the entire game. I can consistently kill him without getting hit at all. If it weren't for his tendency to jump to the left and pass over me, I could even do it blindfolded.'",
25390 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robin Hood'. It reads: 'By cleverly using the talk function, I managed to not only kill the sheriff but even triggered the encounter with him again, which allowed me to fight him twice. In both those battles I offed him without taking a hit because he's such a giga wimp.'",
25391 "The giant slows down to a crawl.",
25392 "The giant slows down to a crawl. Since he's already slow by default, he is now a really useless pet that gets almost no moves.",
25393 "The nice dutch girl's weight increases.",
25394 "The nice dutch girl's weight increases. She must have eaten a lot of cheddar cheese...",
25395 "The secret car is stopped in its tracks.",
25396 "The dreadblossom swarm withers!",
25397 "The shadow seems less protected!",
25398 "The shadow seems less protected! Now he can be hit easily with ranged weapons although he even has a shadow sword!",
25399 "The dizzy blonde seems oblivious!",
25400 "The dizzy blonde seems oblivious! Poor thing can't even read a map because she always holds it upside down, and now she's completely lost. You should go to her and help her out by pointing the way to Frankfurt main station.",
25401 "The chicken is being shredded!",
25402 "The chicken is being shredded! You should immediately call the hotline for animals' rights, because what you've just witnessed is clearly a violation that demands punishment.",
25403 "The hispanic girl is doused with water!",
25404 "The hispanic girl is doused with water! Now she's completely wet, and she'll get a bucket filled with water which she'll empty over your head in retaliation.",
25405 "The girl with the most beautiful shoes in the world seems more vulnerable!",
25406 "The girl with the most beautiful shoes in the world seems more vulnerable! Please don't step on her toes now, because if you do, you'll break her bones.",
25407 "You suddenly ran out of ammo for your ranged attack!",
25408 "A demon suddenly appears from nowhere!",
25409 "A demon suddenly appears from nowhere! And unluckily for you, it's Demogorgon who will fuck you up now.",
25410 "Oh no! The monster that was holding the Amulet of Yendor has left the dungeon and since your game is no longer winnable now, it ends here. Sorry.",
25411 "Oh no! One of the special items that were required to win the game has just been removed from the dungeon, and therefore your game is now over. Sorry.",
25412 "Oh no! Someone else managed to offer the Amulet of Yendor and obtained immortality. You have failed your mission and the game ends here.",
25413 "The tauntbugger taunts you relentlessly!",
25414 "The tauntbugger taunts you relentlessly and because you're such an insecure wimp, your soul is crushed and you can no longer fight back!",
25415 "You feel unable to smell things!",
25416 "You feel unable to smell things! This is extremely dangerous because dangerous gases like hydrogen sulfide, or also the sharp stench of burning wood, can no longer warn you of danger now!",
25417 "You feel a tingling in your nose!",
25418 "You feel a tingling in your nose! This means that a farting monster is nearby.",
25419 "You feel your blood coagulants failing!",
25420 "You feel your blood coagulants failing! Oh no, this means you've developed hemophilia, and now even a tiny injury from being pricked with a needle will be life-threatening to you.",
25421 "You feel a blood coagulation factor being injected into your body!",
25422 "You feel a blood coagulation factor being injected into your body! Wait three days to develop perianal thrombosis.",
25423 "Slex actually adds all these save protections and removes cases where it just deletes it blah blah bundle blah fleecy <3", /* by Demo */
25424 "The foocubus reaches down your pants. They suddenly reach the chocolate center [100->40]. OW!", /* by NCommander */
25425 "The efflorescent fleecy sandal whacks you confusingly for 4d6 lovely damage.",
25426 "Damms teleport *skriiiiiiiiie-ndttn-ndttn-ndttn-ndttn-ndttn...*",
25427 "She is like a boss in the goddamn game, imagine going through all those mines levels and suddenly she appears and you simply die.",
25428 "The Amy is a filthy harlot and sucks the cock of Satan.",
25429 "'Allo 'allo 'allo, what 'ave we 'ere then?",
25430 "You can't park here, Sir / Madam.",
25431 "You can't park here, Sir / Madam / DiverseGenderAppellation. (Are we being inclusive enough?)",
25432 "Oi! You're nicked, Sunshine!",
25433 "Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.",
25434 "The infinite vibratory levels, the dimensions of interconnectedness are without end. There is nothing independent. All beings and things are residents in your awareness.",
25435 "To use your head, you have to go out of your mind.",
25436 "To get really high is to forget yourself.",
25437 "To forget yourself is to see everything else.",
25438 "To see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe.",
25439 "The truth is in the herb.",
25440 "The vision is in the crystal.",
25441 "The heat death of the universe is near.",
25442 "The heat death of the universe will happen before the server runs out of space for storing ttyrecs.",
25443 "You hear a weary voice say 'Uncool, my Friend.'",
25444 "You hear a weary voice say 'Uncool, my Friend.' Quick, silence that stupid old git!",
25445 "You hear a disappointed voice say 'NOW look what you did.'",
25446 "You hear a disappointed voice say 'NOW look what you did.' It's probably some annoying old granny who holds behavior ideals that were 'en vogue' 50 years ago.",
25447 "You hear a scream 'YOU KEEP DOING THAT!'",
25448 "You hear a scream 'YOU KEEP DOING THAT!' It's your goddamn teacher! Tell him to fuck off and bother someone else instead!",
25449 "Oh dear, excuse me.",
25451 "How much did you say that costs?",
25452 "You hear something roar a terrible roar",
25453 "You hear something stamp its terrible feet",
25454 "You hear a person call another by the name 'Ery'",
25455 "You hear Ery complain about the fact that someone called her 'Ery'",
25456 "You know for a fact that Ery really likes to be called 'Ery'",
25457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antje'. It reads: 'Of course I'm wearing black lady boots with extra thick block heels, after all I often walk along the dike!'",
25458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antje'. It reads: 'Like a typical Antje from Holland, I'm always wearing black lady boots with extra thick block heels.'",
25459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Antje'. It reads: 'Today's my big day, because although I'm normally relegated to the position of a supporting actor, I'm getting quite a bunch of lines today.'",
25460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ei wai a juu weaering hei hils'",
25461 "Smells like teen spirit...",
25462 "You hear a small explosion and smell smoke.",
25463 "Nice colors, but the sound could have been more mellow.",
25464 "There is a puff of smoke and a figure appears!",
25465 "Don't believe this protection will save you from the wrath of Moloch!",
25466 "You can no longer shut up bitches. Now you'll have to endure their blabber for all eternity.",
25467 "The goblin was so stupid and stepped into your s-pressing trap!",
25468 "The goblin was so stupid and stepped into your s-pressing trap even though he clearly saw it! He must have had at most 5 intelligence.",
25469 "You managed to shut the Christine bitch up! Good thing too, because all she ever did was spam you with garbage messages.",
25470 "Your own farting noises deflect the hostile farting gas!",
25471 "Your butt starts squeaking.",
25472 "Your butt starts squeaking in a very female, sexy way.",
25473 "The young man inhales your farting gas and feels bad!",
25474 "The young man inhales your farting gas and feels bad! Do you actually have the weapons license that is required for having such a stinking fart butt? Because if not, the young man will now kall the kops.",
25475 "You try to hug the monsters next to you!",
25476 "You try to hug the monsters next to you! But sadly they aren't impressed, and proceed to tear you apart.",
25477 "The bondage lover is infatuated with you and asks to become your slave!",
25478 "The ammo you're wielding cannot be duplicated. Sorry. Please try some other type of ammo.",
25479 "The ammo you're wielding cannot be duplicated. Sorry. Please try some other type of ammo. (Hint: only ammo whose enchantment is -5 or lower can be duplicated, which means this ability is actually rather useless.)",
25480 "The iron golem throws a dagger! You are hit by a dagger! Your game disintegrates!", /* thanks ShivanHunter */
25481 "Your pet looks less powerful, and this repeats 20 times until it dies!",
25482 "Friendly reminder that you should always play the newest version of SLEX, because old versions are no longer supported. Even if you somehow think the game had jumped the shark in some newer version (which it didn't, but you might mistakenly assume it), the older versions are no longer receiving bugfixes and will eventually disappear from the public servers.",
25483 "Why is it so that if someone draws people, only the female characters will ever receive high heels even though they can be worn by everyone?",
25484 "You cannot open a tin without eating its contents.",
25485 "You cannot open a tin without eating its contents... well actually you can, but then you need to discard it. You can't keep it around for even one single turn, somehow.",
25486 "You remove the badge.",
25487 "You remove the badge. Careful: if the controller comes and you're still not wearing the badge, you will be shot on sight.",
25488 "You pin the badge on your chest.",
25489 "You pin the badge on your chest. Hopefully you're careful with your needle, you don't want to accidentally hurt yourself after all!",
25490 "You are already wearing a badge!",
25491 "You hear the sounds at the end of the universe.",
25492 "You cannot refrigerate something you are wearing.",
25493 "You cannot refrigerate something you are wearing. (Why not? Your high heels certainly wouldn't mind to become icy heels!)",
25494 "Now what exactly was it that you were digging in?",
25495 "You die of a self-inflicted wound.",
25496 "You die of a self-inflicted wound. Please be more careful with your next character. Thank you.",
25497 "You can't see your ugly face.",
25498 "You can't see your ugly face. But all the monsters can, and they're repelled by the sight which is actually a good thing because that way you have to fight fewer of them.",
25499 "You get the impression that an intelligent being lives far above you.",
25500 "You get the impression that an ugly monster lives under your feet.",
25501 "You get the impression that an ugly monster lives under your feet. It's a cockroach.",
25502 "You get the impression that an ugly monster lives very close to you.",
25503 "You get the impression that an ugly monster lives very close to you. Yeah, there's rats in the walls.",
25504 "You get the impression that an ugly monster lives above your head.",
25505 "You get the impression that an ugly monster lives above your head... wait, no, it actually lives INSIDE your head! How will you get rid of that goddamn parasite?",
25506 "Alas! You are not allowed to make a wish. Nice try though...",
25507 "You don't have the proper identity!",
25508 "You don't have the proper identity! (Shit, does that mean the identitarians are coming for you now?)",
25509 "If you want a map, you'll have to make one yourself!",
25510 "If you want a map, you'll have to make one yourself! Explore every nook and cranny of the dungeon level and pray you won't get hit by an amnesia effect or you can do it all over from the start.",
25511 "Don't ask me where anything is, I only work here!",
25512 "Don't ask me where anything is, I only work here! And even though I've been doing it for the last 25 years, this room is the only one I've ever been to!",
25513 "Alas! You are not allowed see attributes.",
25514 "Alas! You are not allowed see attributes, or use the 'to' word.",
25516 "You are glib. (Very weird way of saying 'you have glibbery hands'.)",
25518 "You are badged. Well, I guess that's better than being bagged at least...",
25519 "You didn't drop any gold pieces.",
25520 "You didn't drop any gold pieces. The vault guard gets angry! You hear the sound of a whistle.",
25521 "The flames of Hell burn you to a crisp.",
25522 "You died due to stupidity in hell.",
25523 "The worm can't fit down the stairwell!",
25524 "The worm can't fit down the stairwell! But how come that a dragon can, despite being much bigger?",
25525 "The leash slides off the slimy worm!",
25526 "The mirror shatters. That's seven years bad luck!",
25527 "The flask breaks, and you smell a peculiar odor ...",
25528 "Eating salmon made your fingers very slippery.",
25529 "Eating salmon made your fingers very slippery. I'd have advised you to eat tuna instead, but if you don't wanna listen...",
25530 "Is there some food (probably a heavy corpse) here on the ground?",
25531 "Something is written in a very strange way.",
25532 "You hear drilling!",
25533 "You feel oddly disturbed.",
25534 "Well, it looks wet now.",
25535 "There is no such word as 'anymore'.",
25536 "There is no such word as 'anymore'. Well, according to the Nethack 2.3E source code, at least.",
25537 "The ordering of the chain is nowhere significant so in case you prefer some other order than the historical one, change the code below.",
25538 "No applicable objects.",
25539 "You sit down in order to count your gold pieces.",
25540 "I don't think your shell has job control.",
25541 "I don't think your shell has job control. Because I'm the omniscient pwnz0r who knows your own shell better than you do.",
25542 "Sorry, it seems we have no SIGTSTP here. Try ! or S.",
25543 "Sorry, it seems we have no SIGTSTP here. We're gonna raise a SIGSEGV instead.",
25544 "Go ahead, polymorph into a monster that has 0 maximum HP! You'll unlock the obscure SIGFPE achievement!",
25545 "The mysterious monster totally digests you.",
25546 "The mysterious monster totally digests you. This is a bug, but we just declare your character dead because harharhar. Why allow you to keep on playing?",
25547 "To return to NetHack, type 'exit' at the DOS prompt.",
25548 "No COMSPEC !? Can't exec COMMAND.COM",
25549 "Do you wish to play without a RAMdisk (y/n) ?",
25550 "If save file is on a SAVE disk, put that disk in now.",
25551 "If the GAME disk is not in, put it in now.",
25552 "You haven't discovered anything yet...",
25553 "The plural of 'tour bus' is 'tour bi'.",
25554 "That is not anatomically possible.",
25555 "The playername can be set only from HACKOPTIONS.",
25556 "Here <options> is a list of options separated by commas.",
25557 "Here <options> is a list of options separated by commas, but in other places of the code it's a list of options separated by blank spaces, which isn't confusing at all.",
25558 "Boolean options are confirm, pickup, rawio, silent, sortpack, time, IBMBIOS, and DECRainbow. These can be negated by prefixing them with '!' or 'no'.",
25559 "Boolean options are rest_on_space, news, time, null tombstone, and (fe)male, These can be negated by prefixing them with '!' or 'no'.",
25560 "Boolean options are rest_on_space, news, time, null tombstone, and (fe)male, and you better always leave rest_on_space off unless you want to die.",
25561 "Boolean options are rest_on_space, news, time, null tombstone, and (fe)male, and I wonder whether a null tombstone will (predictably) have no message on it.",
25562 "The 'endgame' option is followed by a description of which parts of the scorelist you wish to see.",
25563 "The 'endgame' option is followed by spoilers of a certain movie by Marvel, so unless you want to be spoiled, better don't use that option.",
25564 "Now that child() does a setuid(getuid()) and a chdir(), we may not be able to open file fnam anymore, so make it stdin.",
25565 "Fork failed. Try again.",
25566 "Fork failed. Try again. But pick another variant of Nethack as the base this time, maybe then it will work!",
25567 "This will produce a compiler warning, but that's OK.",
25568 "This will produce a compiler warning, but that's OK. After all, there's already 300 other compiler warnings for this game.",
25569 "Flag -d must be followed by a directory name.",
25570 "Sorry, you can't operate in debug mode.",
25571 "Sorry, you can't operate in debug mode. It seems you're too stupid for that.",
25572 "Player name expected after -u",
25573 "If it was u.uhpmax*u.ulevel/tmp+9-rn2(19), then a 1st level character with 16 hp who polymorphed into a 3rd level one would have an average of 48 hp.",
25574 "If it was u.uhpmax*u.ulevel/tmp+9-rn2(19), then a 1st level character with 16 hp who polymorphed into a 3rd level one would have an average of 48 hp. That is also called the drain for gain exploit, which is incredibly cheesy.",
25575 "That is the same as your old name!",
25576 "That is the same as your old name! If you want to change your name, do it right!",
25577 "It becomes me too multicolored now and I also change my name, from now on you have to refer to me as DieterIbnHadschekAlCossaraGrowl! Better don't misspell that!",
25578 "You die to a dissipating polymorph spell. Why did you genocide your original role, anyway?",
25579 "You exhale a bit of smoke.",
25580 "You exhale a bit of smoke, and are beaten to death by the bystanders who, unlike you, value their own bodies and don't want to develop lung cancer.",
25581 "You do not have the ability to breathe fire!",
25582 "You do not have the ability to breathe fire! But you can breathe chaos, however that's supposed to work.",
25583 "You do not have a ball attached to your leg!",
25584 "You do not have a ball attached to your leg! Please read a scroll of punishment to obtain one.",
25585 "You feel a pull downward.",
25586 "You feel a pull downward. It was your trousers, and the little girl is laughing at you because you didn't realize what she was doing, ha-ha!",
25587 "You sense the presence of objects close nearby.",
25588 "You sense the presence of objects close nearby. Which means that your object detection potion revealed items only in a 10-square radius around you, making it even more of a waste than it would otherwise be.",
25589 "Fortunately you have been immunized!",
25590 "Fortunately you have been immunized! After all, vaccination exists for a reason - without it, dangerous diseases would spread like the plague.",
25591 "Wow do you feel strong!",
25592 "Wow do you feel strong! Like, whoa, dude!",
25593 "A voice booms out: You have angered us, Disturb us again at your own risk!",
25594 "A voice booms out: You have angered us, Disturb us again at your own risk! (That was all three gods of your pantheon simultaneously deciding to get angry at you.)",
25595 "It seems even darker in here than before.",
25596 "It suddenly becomes dark in here.",
25597 "It suddenly becomes dark in here. This is probably because of Sizzle.",
25598 "The cave lights up around you, then fades.",
25599 "The corridor lights up around you, then fades.",
25600 "The corridor lights up around you, then fades. (Stupid light spell, why can't it make areas permanently lit...)",
25601 "The light here seems better now.",
25602 "You should be upholding the law!",
25603 "You should be upholding the law! After all, you picked lawful as your alignment!",
25604 "You are floating in the air, you can't sit!",
25605 "Being confused, you cannot grasp the meaning of this tome.",
25606 "You make that spell more legible.",
25607 "Oh, you already know that one!",
25608 "That page is too faint to read at the moment.",
25609 "You can barely make out the runes on this page.",
25610 "This spell is starting to look well used.",
25611 "You miss the strength for that spell.",
25612 "Far out... a light show!",
25613 "The air around you crackles as you goof up.",
25614 "Tried to steal a strange worn thing.",
25615 "Tried to steal a strange worn thing. Maybe it was an edible bra.",
25616 "Playing hack on terminals without cm is suspect...",
25617 "Hack needs CM or UP or HO.",
25618 "TERMCAP entry too big...",
25619 "BUG: if the padding character is visible, as it is on the 5620 then this looks terrible.",
25620 "0, 2000, 1333, 909, 743, 666, 500, 333, 166, 83, 55, 41, 20, 10, 5",
25621 "Oh like wow! What a rush.",
25622 "A board underfoot gives off a loud squeak!",
25623 "You arrive at the center of the earth ... Unfortunately it is here that hell is located.",
25624 "You arrive at the center of the earth ... Unfortunately it is here that hell is located. You burn to a crisp. Do you want your possessions identified?",
25625 "Tell me what kind of character you are:",
25626 "Tell me what kind of character you are: (This leads to the hardest part of SLEX - the role selection screen. Oh wait, the race selection screen has even more choices. But if you got past the one for roles then the races shouldn't be that much harder)",
25627 "Not a single corridor on this level??",
25628 "You cannot wield a two-handed sword and wear a shield.",
25629 "You cannot wield a two-handed sword and wear a shield. Aww...",
25630 "The wizard makes a gesture, then curses.",
25631 "The wizard makes a gesture, then curses. What a fool, apparently he's not very good at spellcasting.",
25632 "The watcher hypnotizes you.",
25633 "You hear a clap of thunder!",
25634 "You hear a clap of thunder! Did you accidentally kill your pet?",
25635 "In your haste, you rip the scroll to pieces.",
25636 "In your haste, you rip the scroll to pieces. You stupid head! Now you can no longer use it to genocide those asshole monsters!",
25637 "You fool, that scroll's not blank!",
25638 "Welcome to experience level 10! You feel more resistant to crashes! You learn to perform bugfix! You feel more confident in your coding skills.",
25639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Halkimizin kutsal topraklara seyahat etmesine izin verilmemesi bir hakaret! Bueyuek Tanri, bu karardan sorumlu olan buetuen kafirleri cezalandirir!'",
25640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kongremizdeki kadinlar suclu degil! Ancak baskan kirli bir kuefuer ve Tanri sahsen ona yildirim carpacak!'",
25641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bir bildirimin ardindan geri doendueguemuez icin neden uezuelmemiz gerektigini duesuenueyorsunuz? Siz heretik, istediginizi aldiniz, cuenkue yuece Tanrimiz affetmez!'",
25642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Yasli ihtiyar bizim icadi olan doener kebabi yiyorsun, ama dinimiz hakkinda yalan soeylueyorsun! Tanrimiz seni mahvedecek!'",
25643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Ceviri makinesi kirli kafirler tarafindan isletiliyor, cuenkue tanri adina varsayilan ceviriyi degistirdiler!'",
25644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Benim konusmalarimi zaten anlamiyorsunuz, bu yuezden irkinizin tamamen ortadan kaldirilmasi icin cagri yapabilirim, sizi allahimiza inanmayan insafsizsiniz.'",
25645 "Read what? (aMY or ?*) a - an uncursed scroll of identify. What do you want to identify first? (oHMY or ?*) M - a pair of ankle strap sandals -> M - a heavily cursed -5 pair of enchanted (of fainting) sandals of toejamming. What do you want to wear? (M or ?*) You are now wearing a pair of sandals of toejamming. Your toes (with purple nail polish) shriek in pain!",
25646 "You failed, and your hands become very slippery.",
25647 "Great. Now your blood is squirting everywhere.",
25648 "Hmm, that seems to have been a magical discharge!",
25649 "Hmm, that seems to have been a magical discharge! Maybe the weather forecast would have warned you of that if you had actually bothered to read it today?",
25651 "You get a cut because someone threw a shuriken at you.",
25652 "You dial a number...",
25653 "You dial a number... but the calling does not decrease.",
25654 "You dial a number... but unfortunately, your ex-girlfriend doesn't pick up. Shame, you really want to see her again...",
25655 "You dial a number... Demogorgon picks up your call and snarls: 'You summoned ME, mortal? ME? Alright, I'll come and make you deathly sick and blow your brains out with my psybolt spell. That'll teach you.'",
25656 "Suddenly your footwear causes you to sink into the ground!",
25657 "Some items have had their base material changed.",
25658 "The material has been applied to several random items. Which material? Paper, of course! You love it if your melee weapons are all made of flimsy material!",
25659 "The material has been applied to several random items. Which material? Ether, of course! You love it if most of your equipment causes your contamination to deteriorate!",
25660 "The material has been applied to several random items. Which material? Glass, of course! You love it if all of your ranged ammo breaks when fired!",
25661 "Your weapon seems more effective.",
25662 "Your weapon seems more effective, but in reality it became less effective.",
25663 "Your weapon seems more effective. 'Seems' implies that it's not actually become more effective, it's all just an illusion.",
25664 "You try to call someone, but there's no prepaid balance on your phone and therefore it fails.",
25665 "You full-lead a fast-being.",
25666 "Strict you on, you super wimp!",
25667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'A little close combat with your brother obligingly/pleasingly?'",
25668 "Your lightsaber was recharged.",
25669 "Your lightsaber was recharged, but by so little that it'll run out again soon.",
25670 "Taking off your headgear is a terribly bad idea, and the gods will certainly not be pleased!",
25671 "Taking off your headgear is a terribly bad idea, and the gods will certainly not be pleased! But the mind flayers will, because then they have an easier time to suck your brain out, you idiot.",
25672 "This is a test message to see what happens.",
25673 "NetHack version 'what can we change to make amy complain even more'",
25674 "The cockatrice hits! You pull out your Uno reverse card. The cockatrice turns to stone!",
25675 "The contact rat-man was even a super-away-teleport-stair-contact-rat-man and you made the mistake to click it with the right mouse button and it additionally was a you see and now you're game over.",
25676 "When left to themselves, the fishermen stupefy.",
25677 "Attack me will you? I shall cast epic familicide, and everyone related to you shall perish!",
25678 "Ah, nice try, but I prepared a counterspell that reflects familicide-type spells back to the caster!",
25679 "Oooh, good call. Fortunately, I already cast Greater Dispell Counterspell right before our encounter.",
25680 "Ah, did you? Too bad my counterspell is epic-level, so the Greater Dispell will fail...",
25681 "You have become extinct.",
25682 "You have become a green slime. You have become extinct because 120 green slimes have been generated already in this game.",
25683 "You have become a green slime. You have become extinct because green slimes are genocided. Game over.",
25684 "The sauna feels relaxing! You disrobe, wearing nothing but a small towel!",
25685 "The sauna feels relaxing! You disrobe, wearing nothing but a small towel because you're a wimp who's too scared to become fully naked!",
25686 "You hear a large cat reading a scroll of hearing.",
25687 "You read the scroll of hearing. You can hear again.",
25688 "You read the scroll of reading. You learn how to read!",
25689 "Liu ben ren mo tian tou ying jian meng!", /* actually "Bush hid the facts" */
25690 "The scroll crumples in on itself and turns to dust.",
25691 "The paper glows then evaporates in a blinding flash!",
25692 "The text tries to writhe back into your mind!",
25693 "The words burn through the paper. You feel threatened.",
25694 "It detonates in your face!",
25695 "It detonates in your face! You have been killed by an exploding scroll.",
25696 "It detonates in your face! You are knocked to the floor by the frag grenade's explosion!",
25697 "Your writing fades into the pages.",
25698 "The book spins in midair, then vanishes!",
25699 "The pages rip themselves out of the book and form a body!",
25700 "The book emits a piercing scream, then crumbles to dust!",
25701 "The book emits a piercing scream, and tries to eat you alive!",
25702 "The seal fails! You are blasted with magical energy!",
25703 "The seal fails! You are blasted with magical energy! You have been killed by a literary error.",
25704 "You have been killed by a literal error.",
25705 "You have been killed by a literal error. It probably was a segmentation fault.",
25706 "You have been killed by a literal error. Probably a panic error that ate your savegame.",
25707 "The runes seem to suck something from you. [attribute loss message] The writing fades.",
25708 "The spell becomes self-aware! Your sapience drains into the book, which vanishes. You feel [very] stupid!",
25709 "The spell becomes self-aware! Your sapience drains into the book, which vanishes. There's no reason why this should actually make the book vanish in the first place, but it does anyway just because.",
25710 "Sorry, but penmanship counts.",
25711 "You decide that you have enough cards already.",
25712 "You menacingly shuffle your cards!",
25713 "You menacingly shuffle your cards in the hopes of getting some aces and boys! But sadly the RNG still gives you lots of sieber and figure eight.",
25714 "You reach out and attempt to capture the rinnosuke as a spell card.",
25715 "The orange transforms into a spell card!",
25716 "The Tenshi resists your attempt to turn it into a spell card.",
25717 "You feel less groovy for a harsh second.",
25718 "Upon exiting the portal, you immediately feel on edge.",
25719 "You feel as if you've stumbled across something very dangerous. You resist the urge to flee.",
25720 "You feel as if you've stumbled across something very dangerous. You resist the urge to flee, which is a bad idea because curiosity killed the cat and now it will kill you too!",
25721 "The soldier ant hits! The soldier ant hits! The soldier ant eats a K-ration.",
25722 "For you, dolt; only 800 for this mysterious spellbook. Are you sure you can actually cast a level 6 chaos spell, being such a half-wit barbarian and all?",
25723 "we've been trying to capture that damn fountain hand for three weeks now. and you've gone and destroyed the bleeding fountain!",
25724 "The sound of environment is fully annoying!",
25725 "pick a carried item for pet to drop", /* nh360 dogmove.c */
25726 "not STRANGE_OBJECT or tools of interest so real artifact won't override 'don't keep it'",
25727 "don't hang on to pick-axe if can't use one or don't need one",
25728 "don't hang on to pick-axe if can't use one or don't need one (hint: you always need one, since this is slex; playing without a way of digging is a bad idea)",
25729 "keep mattock in preference to pick unless pick is already wielded or is an artifact and mattock isn't",
25730 "It is arbitrary that the pet takes the same length of time to eat as a human, but gets more nutritional value.",
25731 "It is arbitrary that in vanilla everyone (players and pets alike) take so incredibly many turns to 'gruum gruum' a corpse.",
25732 "It is arbitrary that in vanilla eating a corpse gives only a fraction of the corpse's weight in nutrition.",
25733 "Unusual pet such as gelatinous cube eating odd stuff.",
25734 "Unusual pet such as gelatinous cube eating odd stuff. (When will plasticvores finally be implemented?)",
25735 "meating made consistent with wild monsters in mon.c.",
25736 "nutrit made consistent with polymorphed player nutrit in eat.c. (This also applies to pets eating gold.)",
25737 "food items are eaten one at a time; entire stack for other stuff",
25738 "TODO: Reveal presence of sea monster (especially sharks)",
25739 "TODO: Reveal presence of sea monster (especially sharks), because it would be too hard if you couldn't see them and we want the game to be baby-mode difficulty.",
25740 "food is at monster's current location, <mx,my>; <x,y> was monster's location at start of this turn; they might be the same but will be different when the monster is moving+eating on same turn",
25741 "Why can pets move and eat on the same turn? Or hostile rust monsters for that matter? That's something YOU cannot do!",
25742 "Observe the action if either the food location or the pet itself is in view. When pet which was in view moves to an unseen spot to eat the food there, avoid referring to that pet as 'it'. However, we want 'it' if invisible/unsensed pet eats visible food.",
25743 "The umber hulk digs in.",
25744 "The umber hulk digs in, whatever that does. ",
25745 "The object's rustproofing is gone now.",
25746 "The object's rustproofing is gone now. Because Kneelhack is a fully c00l variant, where hostile spellcasters can just fuck you up like that.",
25747 "The rust monster spits Excalibur out in disgust!",
25748 "pet is eating, so slime recovery is not feasible...",
25749 "pet is eating, so slime recovery is not feasible... and if the pet doesn't finish within the next 20 turns, your game will be over because for some weird reason YOU cannot cure your own sliming as long as your pet is still eating.",
25750 "Ina is confused from hunger.",
25751 "Ina is confused from hunger. Yet she still doesn't want to eat a doener kebab, and instead asks that you bring her a 'cigarette boerek'. As a non-smoker, you absolutely refuse to fulfill that request.",
25752 "do something with object (drop, pick up, eat) at current position",
25753 "If we are carrying something then we drop it (perhaps near @). Note: if apport == 1 then our behaviour is independent of udist. Use udist+1 so steed won't cause divide by zero.",
25754 "Starving pets will eat things that they otherwise wouldn't, but horses still would not eat meat. Well, eating disorders can be deadly I guess...",
25755 "assume master hasn't moved far, and reuse previous goal",
25756 "FIXME: Check if we hit a wall/door/boulder to short-circuit unnecessary subsequent checks",
25757 "If we can't see up to here, forget it - will this mean pets in corridors don't breathe at monsters in rooms? If so, is that necessarily bad?",
25758 "If the pet can't see it, it assumes it aint there",
25759 "If the pet can't see beyond this point, don't check any farther",
25760 "Does pet think you're here?",
25761 "Does pet think you're here? I dunno! But since pets have very stupid AI, it probably only thinks you're here when you're really not.",
25762 "If the monster is confused, normal scoring is disrupted - anything may happen",
25763 "If the monster is confused, normal scoring is disrupted - anything may happen, such as the monster suddenly gaining or losing 50000 points of score. (Since when do monsters have a score stat, though?)",
25764 "Give 1 in 3 chance of safe breathing even if pet is confused or if you're on the quest start level",
25765 "D: Fixed angelic beings using gaze attacks on coaligned priests",
25766 "Is master/pet behind monster? Check up to 15 squares beyond pet.",
25767 "Target hostile monsters in preference to peaceful ones",
25768 "Target hostile monsters in preference to peaceful ones (this should be a no-brainer actually)",
25769 "Is the monster passive? Don't waste energy on it, if so",
25770 "Even weak pets with breath attacks shouldn't take on very low-level monsters. Wasting breath on lichens is ridiculous.",
25771 "And pets will hesitate to attack vastly stronger foes. This penalty will be discarded if master's in trouble.",
25772 "All things being the same, go for the beefiest monster. This bonus should not be large enough to override the pet's aversion to attacking much stronger monsters.",
25773 "Fuzz factor to make things less predictable when very similar targets are abundant.",
25774 "Pet may decide not to use ranged attack when confused",
25775 "Pet may decide not to use ranged attack when confused, but it won't use a ranged attack while non-confused either, because here in slex that is not implemented.",
25776 "If the pet is blind, it's not going to see any target",
25777 "If the pet is blind, it's not going to see any target (really? what if it's telepathic?)",
25778 "Search for any monsters lined up with the pet, within an arbitrary distance from the pet (7 squares, even along diagonals). Monsters are assigned scores and the best score is chosen.",
25779 "Traverse the line to find the first monster within 7 squares. Invisible monsters are skipped (if the pet doesn't have see invisible).",
25780 "Nothing in this line?",
25781 "Decide how attractive the target is",
25782 "Decide how attractive the target is (one of the highest scores will be obtained by Victoria, because her leather fleece boots are incredibly beautiful).",
25783 "Tame Angels have isminion set and an ispriest structure instead of an edog structure. Fortunately, guardian Angels need not worry about mundane things like eating and fetching objects, and can spend all their energy defending the player. (They are the only monsters with other structures that can be tame.)",
25784 "Let steeds eat and maybe throw rider during Conflict",
25785 "Let steeds eat and maybe throw rider during Conflict, but not all the damn time because that would be too harsh.",
25786 "maybe we tamed him while being swallowed --jgm",
25787 "Guardian angel refuses to be conflicted; rather, it disappears, angrily, and sends in some nasties",
25788 "note: the Wizard and Riders can unlock doors without a key; they won't use that ability if someone manages to tame them",
25789 "Normally dogs don't step on cursed items, but if they have no other choice they will. This requires checking ahead of time to see how many uncursed item squares are around.",
25790 "Dog avoids harmful traps, but perhaps it has to pass one in order to follow player. (Non-harmful traps do not have ALLOW_TRAPS in info[].) The dog only avoids the trap if you've seen it, unlike enemies who avoid traps if they've seen some trap of that type sometime in the past. (Neither behavior is really realistic.)",
25791 "The dog only avoids the trap if you've seen it, unlike enemies who avoid traps if they've seen some trap of that type sometime in the past. (Neither behavior is really realistic.) <--- GOOD THING YOU ADMIT IT :P",
25792 "Note: our dog likes the food so much that he might eat it even when it conceals a cursed object",
25793 "didn't find something to eat; if we saw a cursed item and aren't being forced to walk on it, usually keep looking",
25794 "This causes unintended issues for pets trying to follow the hero. Thus, only run it if not leashed and >5 tiles away.",
25795 "Pet hasn't attacked anything but is considering moving - now's the time for ranged attacks. Note that the pet can move after it performs its ranged attack. Should this be changed?",
25796 "Pet hasn't attacked anything but is considering moving - now's the time for ranged attacks. Note that the pet can move after it performs its ranged attack. Should this be changed? (insert choir of people shouting 'YES!')",
25797 "How hungry is the pet?",
25798 "How hungry is the pet? Is it so hungry that it will eat its owner?",
25799 "How hungry is the pet? Is it so hungry that it will eat 3 tins of cat food and then choke all over the floor, because it is too dumb to realize how much food it can eat without getting nauseated?",
25800 "Identify the best target in a straight line from the pet; if there is such a target, we'll let the pet attempt an attack.",
25801 "Hungry pets are unlikely to use breath/spit attacks",
25802 "Hungry pets are unlikely to use breath/spit attacks for cookie reasons.",
25803 "Allow the targeted nasty to strike back - if the targeted beast doesn't have a ranged attack, nothing will happen.",
25804 "Can monster see? If it can, it can retaliate even if the pet is invisible, since it'll see the direction from which the ranged attack came; if it's blind or unseeing, it can't retaliate",
25805 "If someone outside your line of sight shoots a ranged weapon at you, you're able to see the projectile flying across the screen. But if you don't look fast enough, you'll have no idea where the attack came from.",
25806 "The little dog breaks loose of its leash!",
25807 "The little dog breaks loose of its leash! Apparently it doesn't want to be your pet anymore!",
25808 "describe top item of pile, not necessarily cursed item itself; don't use glyph_at() here--it would return the pet but we want to know whether an object is remembered at this map location",
25809 "describe top item of pile, not necessarily cursed item itself (who the hell decided to change that anyway, it should just say that the pet moves reluctantly)",
25810 "The little dog moves reluctantly over the blessed +5 Excalibur.",
25811 "The little dog moves reluctantly over the blessed +5 Excalibur because TSX needed to change completely normal messages into weird ones for cookie reasons.",
25812 "We have to know if the pet's going to do a combined eat and move before moving it, but it can't eat until after being moved. Thus the do_eat flag.",
25813 "an incredible kludge, but the only way to keep pooch near after it spends time eating or in a trap, etc.",
25814 "Hack to prevent a dog from being endlessly stuck near an object that it can't reach, such as caught in a teleport scroll niche. It recursively checks to see if the squares in between are good.",
25815 "The checking could be a little smarter; a full check would probably be useful in m_move() too. Since the maximum food distance is 5, this should never be more than 5 calls deep.",
25816 "sorry, no fire hydrants in NetHack",
25817 "sorry, no fire hydrants in NetHack (guys don't mention that in front of the slex dev, she might actually add them as a new feature)",
25818 "this isn't quite right; if sensing a monster without being able to see its location, you really shouldn't be told you sense it becoming furniture or an object that you can't see (on the other hand, perhaps you're sensing a brief glimpse of its mind as it changes form)",
25819 "You kick Jesus. Jesus turns the other cheek.",
25820 "You kick Jesus. Jesus turns the other cheek. But actually he should turn the other shin, because that's where you kicked him :D",
25821 "You get poisoned and dissolve! DYWYPI?",
25822 "From the watery depths, a hand reaches up to confiscate your sword. You are hit by the blessed rustproof Excalibur!",
25823 "Your disguise is disrupted!",
25824 "But you can't stay hidden!",
25825 "The monster puts on a grain scythe!",
25826 "The prophecy will finally be fulfilled!",
25827 "Here's the list of advantages you will have if you stop eating meat: (What? You were expecting to see actual advantages there, when they don't exist? Go eat a doener kebab now! :P)",
25828 "You get the sense that may have been a bad idea...",
25829 "It makes a curious noise.",
25830 "Asmodeus demands 10000 zorkmids for decryption of your files!",
25831 "You finally open the tin. It smells like piranhas. Eat it? (y/n) y You feel feverish.",
25832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Temizlik Allah'in guenue buetuen kafirler cezalandirmak ve ilk bu sapkin kadin olacak!'",
25833 "The giant is squished to death by his hobbit-sized banded mail!",
25834 "Above these fleecy hieroglyphics was a figure of evidently fleecy intent, though its fleecy execution forbade a very fleecy idea of its nature.",
25835 "every 7th 'fleecy' has to be accompanied with 'bundles'", /* hahaha this one is also by K2 */
25836 "The slithering whip wraps you in its magic coils!",
25837 "The whip cannot seem to keep a hold on you.",
25838 "You are bound by a whip.",
25839 "You are bound by a whip. And the person using it on you is a very fleeeeeeecy woman! <3",
25840 "You do not give offerings to the god of the future.",
25841 "You do not give offerings to the god of the future. And strangely enough, you can't give offerings to gods of the present, either.",
25842 "The trident glows in your hand for a moment.",
25843 "You can't pay because no one wants to accept payment by you, criminal.",
25844 "You turn into a lion! Your gloves are shredded by your claws!",
25845 "You turn into a plains centaur! Unfortunately, your fat hooves blow your boots apart.",
25846 "You turn into a minotaur! Your helmet is destroyed by your horns!",
25847 "You turn into a fire vortex! Your leather hat smoulders!",
25848 "Your icy breath causes your potion of full healing to shatter!",
25849 "Your psionic abilities shield your brain.",
25850 "You hit the ankylosaurus, but your sword just bounces off its thick bony scales. The ankylosaurs looks at you with disdain. The ankylosaurs swings its tail. You die. Do you want your possessions identified?",
25851 "If you give money to a beggar, you lose karma while if you slap him in that ugly face of his, you gain karma. Why? Because beggars are just disguised, organized criminals and funding them is a bad thing.",
25852 "Inserting skeleton statues in Orcus Town won't make Amy mad, because they won't look like actual skeletons. Statues look like statues and have always done so, why would someone change it so that they look like alive monsters?",
25853 "The floor turns into delicious banana custard!", /* by aosdict */
25854 "There's probably a trap that means #ragequit tattoos 'I love SLEX' on your arm", /* by Pinkbeast */
25855 "the mathematician disproves the magic of your wand! Your wand loses all its charges!",
25856 "the mathematician gives you a lecture about incomprehensible theorems! You feel very confused.",
25857 "The monster that engulfs you is preventing the symbiosis from working.",
25858 "Trying to turn your steed into a symbiote isn't very fruitful.",
25859 "Trying to turn your car into a symbiote isn't very fruitful.",
25860 "You can't turn yourself into a symbiote!",
25861 "Your body seems to turn inward on itself, but relaxes again.",
25862 "Grabbing a glitched symbiote from out of bounds doesn't seem to work.",
25863 "A wild MISSINGNO appeared! Too bad you don't have a pokeball to catch it though...",
25864 "There is no monster at that location!",
25865 "Knock-knock - hmmmm, seems there's nobody home...",
25866 "Pets won't turn into symbiotes!",
25867 "The monster keeps resisting for some reason!",
25868 "Only stationary monsters can be turned into symbiotes!",
25869 "It moves around too much and you can't seem to catch it!",
25870 "Frenzied monsters will never turn into symbiotes.",
25871 "Suddenly the monster rakes its claws over your skin and reveals that you're indeed noble because you're bleeding blue blood.",
25872 "Since your current symbiote is cursed, you cannot get a new one.",
25873 "Apparently Morgoth himself decided to curse you with some ancient hex.",
25874 "The yellow mold becomes your new symbiote!",
25875 "The cannon ballistics tower becomes your new symbiote! Now you can shoot things with ballistic missiles! YEAH!",
25876 "You discard your current symbiote to make room for the new one.",
25877 "Damn, you feel like you killed a part of yourself...",
25878 "Your symbiosis attempt failed.",
25879 "The stupid pokeball is apparently made of plastic because the monster easily broke out!",
25880 "Now the monster is frenzied and you cannot use symbiosis on it anymore.",
25881 "And in fact the monster now wants to EAT you! Quick, run back to Professor Oak so he can save you!",
25882 "You no longer have a symbiote.",
25883 "You no longer have a symbiote. But you have -1 luck and -50 alignment because you killed it, you murderer.",
25884 "Your symbiote feels better.",
25885 "Your symbiote feels better. This means that an attempt to uncurse it was made, but since your symbiote is actually heavily cursed and you didn't pass the 1 in 3 chance, nothing has really changed.",
25886 "Your body feels like you were having an orgasm.",
25887 "Your body feels like you were having an orgasm. This is because there actually is something inside you...",
25888 "Your symbiote feels deathly cold!",
25889 "You feel like you have a heart attack!",
25890 "You sap some of your health, and transfer it to your symbiote!",
25891 "You sap some of your health, and transfer it to your symbiote! However your symbiote has so little hit points that it'll probably die anyway.",
25892 "You sap some of your health, and transfer it to your symbiote! But sadly you didn't watch out, and accidentally transferred more HP than you actually had. Do you want your possessions identified?",
25893 "Your symbiote's health is improved!",
25894 "Your symbiote's health is improved! Sadly it's still a woefully underpowered yellow mold, meaning that it'll still be rather crappy even if it has five times as much health.",
25895 "You feel one with your symbiote.",
25896 "You feel one with your symbiote. But what's this? OH CRAP! The symbiote has taken over, and is controlled by the fuzzer so you can no longer control your character! Instead, the stupid AI will cause your character to die!",
25897 "Your symbiote dies from protecting you, and you feel very sad...",
25898 "Ack! You feel like you quaffed aqua pura by mistake, and feel like something inside you has been flushed away!",
25899 "Your symbiote sacrifices itself to absorb the deadly hit, and saves your life!",
25900 "Your symbiote sacrifices itself to absorb the deadly hit, and saves your life! Now you no longer have a symbiote, even though you'd much rather have used up one of your copious amount of life saving amulets instead.",
25901 "Pestilence is like the safari zone warden. 'Ding dong! Time's up!'",
25902 "The altar cracks in two and is destroyed!",
25903 "The altar cracks in two and is destroyed! (This should be the message when you drop too many stuff for BUC-testing.)",
25904 "As you think about Maud, your mind releases itself from unneeded programming burdens.",
25905 "you read a scroll of amnesia. You suddenly forget the German language!",
25906 "You forget you have a need for oxygen. You suffocate. Would you like your possessions identified?",
25907 "*zaps a wand of polymorph at LarienTelrunya's shoes *NCommander creates a shoe golem",
25908 "You equip the platform shoes. You feel 10 feet (3m) tall.",
25909 "YOu try to lie in fooburcus's hands but are dropped to the ground.", /* sic */
25910 "Cthluhu ascends from a hole in the ground!",
25911 "You see here, an evil idea (being considered)",
25912 "You see here a todo.",
25913 "You see here a todo. Which is not a japanese translation of an item, but rather an item that doesn't have a translation yet - it's on the to-do list!",
25914 "An attempt to replace your symbiote was done, but failed. Maybe your current symbiote is cursed?",
25915 "Did you just quaff FEV-spiked water?",
25916 "Did you just quaff FEV-spiked water? No, but someone else did, and because of a bug that makes it act like YOU were the one that did!",
25917 "Your current symbiote vanishes.",
25918 "Something nonexistant would have been affected but couldn't.",
25919 "The scroll of symbiosis fails to do anything.",
25920 "The scroll of symbiosis fails to do anything because it was programmed incorrectly.",
25921 "Your symbiote was shut down!",
25922 "Your symbiote was shut down against your will! Ha-ha!",
25923 "The air is filled with the sound of boisterous laughter and the clanking of tankards!",
25924 "Where has the rum gone?",
25925 "You chug some booze from the keg.",
25926 "You down the entire keg! You are incredibly drunk!",
25927 "You down the entire keg! You are incredibly drunk! And because you're neither a dwarf nor a giant, you simply die instantly (boring).",
25928 "Unfortunately, your keg is dry as a desert.",
25929 "Baphomet spits a geyser of turgid water at you!",
25930 "Baphomet spits a geyser of turgid water at you, which for some very weird reason both makes all your shit wet AND curses your items! This is incredibly balanced! Smiley!",
25931 "You hear the gods themselves rise in ire at your despicable deed!",
25932 "You are hit by confetti!",
25933 "You are surrounded by nothingness! You fade away. You die...",
25934 "You have forgotten how to read!",
25935 "You have forgotten how to read! Too bad you've already broken the illiterate conduct though.",
25936 "You are in a perfect shape.",
25937 "You are in a good shape.",
25938 "You are in a poor shape.",
25939 "You are in a poor shape. Been playing too many video games and not going outside, huh?",
25940 "You are injured.",
25941 "You are severly injured!",
25942 "You are near death!",
25943 "You are at the death's gate.",
25944 "The words of power turn into meaningless gibberish as you try to remember them.",
25945 "The words scramble before your eyes.",
25946 "A murder of crows appears!",
25947 "A herd of centaurs appears!",
25948 "A weyr of dragons appears!",
25949 "You have eaten bigger.",
25950 "You have eaten bigger. (This is a YAFM displayed when eating a meat stick as an incubus.)",
25951 "You have a permanent brain damage.!",
25952 "You have a permanent brain damage.! And as a result, you end a sentence with both a period. and an exclamation mark!",
25953 "You can hear/feel your heart beating: One two... one two... one two... one...",
25954 "Data corruption warning, activating safety protocols.",
25955 "Several bugs appear on the floor.",
25956 "The world around you suddenly seem to freeze and shudder.",
25957 "Wait, where is the exit?",
25958 "f - a cheap plastic imitation of a paper bag. You feel guilty about using single-use plastics!",
25959 "A plastic bag lands in the water. You kill the giant eel!",
25960 "You hear a mumbled verse.",
25961 "Your magic cancellation was cancelled!",
25962 "Some monsters from the Illusory Castle are summoned!",
25963 "Some monsters from the Evil Variant are summoned!",
25964 "Several women appear from nowhere!",
25965 "You hear conclusive ravings.",
25966 "You hear conclusive ravings. Perhaps you should fire in the hole with a conclusion grenade.",
25967 "Sir, we've gathered data from over 100 raving oracles. The results are... conclusive.",
25968 "Can't you get through, you obese woman picture?",
25969 "With a flourish, you exchange your first card for one from beyond!",
25970 "You shout the incantation on the card, and know with all your heart that this card is the one!",
25971 "You hear screeching from the demonic horde pursuing you!",
25972 "The air is suddenly thick with infernal screams. The legions of hell are after you!",
25973 "You call upon the seven heavens to enact holy justice upon your enemies!",
25974 "You let loose your furty, and call forth Chaos to tear the world to pieces!",
25975 "With a single word, all within your sight is in perfect balance.",
25976 "You let loose your furty, even though letting loose your farty would be more fun but you haven't eaten enough onions and beans so you can't do that yet.",
25977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeh!'",
25978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Ah-dubberdubberdubberdubberdubber!'",
25979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Iii-am-debest!'",
25980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Kjear!'",
25981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Kjear! Hahahahaha!'",
25982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Aa-hu!'",
25983 "If you thought SLEX was made on drugs, you should play Super Releasio 64 once and then reevaluate your opinion :P",
25984 "what happens if a djinni 'wZishes' for an item? does it make a 'zisch!' sound?",
25985 "lol im possogroenoe the master shopkeeper and my giant mimic will KEEP YOU OUT OF MY SHOP!!! even though im on dlvl2 where giant mimics are hugely out of depth! hahahahahahhah",
25986 "A loud howl sounds in the distance, and it is answered by a chorus of howls all around you.",
25987 "The fur of the drauglir ripples.",
25988 "The Amy her roommate thinks it's lewd to be trampled by a girl in pretty block-heeled boots.",
25989 "It doesn't look like this lock can be opened with a credit card.",
25990 "It doesn't look like this lock can be opened with a credit card. But in reality it still can, you just have to try repeatedly.",
25991 "It doesn't look like this lock can be opened with a credit card. If you keep trying, your card will just break in half, ha-ha.",
25992 "Whoops! Your credit card slipped through the crack and is now inside the locked large box!",
25993 "You're not you when you're hungry!",
25994 "You're not you when you're hungry! (By the way, the German version of this ad actually reads 'You're confused when you're hungry', for some reason.)",
25995 "The giant knocks you back with an awesome blow!",
25996 "The giant knocks you back with an awesome blow! (Using the term 'awesome' on something bad that is happening to you is... weird, to say the least.)",
25997 "You encounter the caretaker! He's a rather difficult enemy because he uses floor wax against his opponents and confiscates shoes. Plus he signed a petition that will force everyone to walk around barefooted.",
25998 "Secret hint: if you wear gray Nike sneakers, you can cast the Impedimenta spell.",
25999 "The dead end suddenly feels really bad and it needs to buy a new pair of shoes quickly.",
26000 "You drop the lump of plutonium. Falling, it hits another lump of plutonium. Suddenly, the dungeon explodes. DYWYPI?",
26001 "You begin praying to the Connectivity Gods... Unfortunately, your connection is too poor to reach them. You die.",
26002 "Pets won't turn into symbiotes! ...except they will, because why not. In fact, that gives stationary pets a purpose, especially ones that have only passive attacks.",
26003 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Hiarwigo!'",
26004 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Oh-dey!'",
26005 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Rueue!'",
26006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Toad'. It reads: 'Bo!'",
26007 "The fading monster explodes into multicolored polygons!",
26008 "According to Satan, TSX is effectively a variant already. I've always known it, but now it has been officially confirmed! Yaaaaaaay!",
26009 "NCommander is certain that LarienTelrunya's bundles are really a brain parasite that took over an innocent German girl and then created SLEX.",
26010 "You produce a kaleidoscopic display of floating butterfiles.",
26011 "The Amy found out thanks to a segfault that her landlady isn't blocking port 22 any longer. Praise the segfault!",
26012 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant dubhack, the windowport that uses a poor text-to-speech translator on every game message.",
26013 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant pubhack, for playing with beer.",
26014 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant stubhack. Ouch! That hurts! Your right leg is in no shape for kicking.",
26015 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant cubhack. The baby owlbear bites!",
26016 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant rubhack. Djinni pop out of a magic lamp 100%% of the time rather thean 33%%.",
26017 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant grubhack. This food is delicious!",
26018 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant hubhack, interactive hardfought irc.",
26019 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant clubhack, you are hallucinating all the time and have to dance.",
26020 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant clubhack, with improved aklyses.",
26021 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant chubhack, you have to eat 5x the amount of food.",
26022 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant yub-nubhack. introducing the fearsome ewok monster.",
26023 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant stubhack, nothing is implemented, it just gives an error message.",
26024 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant shubhack, with everyone's favorite lovecraftian god.",
26025 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant glubhack, with improved drowning mechanics.",
26026 "glub glub you die!",
26027 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant tubhack, now with baths in addition to sinks.",
26028 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant scrubhack. You can take baths in pools of water to restore Charisma reduction.",
26029 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant subhack, you can explore underwater with a submarine.",
26030 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant snubhack, for those who won't play any of those _inferior_ variants.",
26031 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant blubhack, for when you just want to cry.",
26032 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant shrubhack, introducing hedge terrain.",
26033 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant nubhack, with controller support.",
26034 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: New NetHack variant wubhack, the epic dubstep version.",
26035 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Victoria'. It reads: 'Are you suffering from bowel cramps? I can help. Let me kick you in the stomach repeatedly with my block-heeled combat boots and you'll feel better.'",
26036 "You try to break into your own mind!",
26037 "KABOOM! You deafen yourself!",
26038 "To me, ye scurvy dogs!",
26039 "The gnoll lets out a series of high pitched barks, then cackles madly.",
26040 "The giant yells, 'I found a live one!'",
26041 "Suspect is hostile! Where's my team?",
26042 "Look, siblings: Fresh blood.",
26043 "Target is armed and dangerous!",
26044 "Pestilence calls out, 'Ah, siblings. It seems our estranged brother has come to call.'",
26045 "You are unable to hear anything.",
26046 "I call upon the for aid!",
26047 "I call upon the for aid! (There's a subject missing in this sentence... or maybe just a second 'e'.)",
26048 "Begone, sickness and corruption. Thou art banished.",
26049 "My thought is iron, my will is law.",
26050 "Triggers, fail. Springs, snap. Machinations, be forgotten.",
26052 "Your sight creates my destiny!",
26053 "Grant me a glimpse into the beyond!",
26054 "Grant me a glimpse into the beyond! (Since when is 'beyond' a subject? It's clearly an adjective...)",
26055 "Let my quiver be ever-filled, and let all foes before me suffer a thousand arrows.",
26056 "Liberate me from this earthly prison!",
26057 "By my life, I swear that I am up to no good!",
26058 "By my life, I swear that I am up to no good! (Why THAT would be the message for something as mundane as OBJECT DETECTION will forever be beyond me.)",
26059 "Storm! In the name of the weapon I wield, heed my call!",
26060 "Come forth, winds, and cleanse this place of foes!",
26061 "Flee before the coming storm, and bow to my path of destruction!",
26062 "Come, corruptors of all that is natural. Thou shalt fall before my sword.",
26063 "Come, corruptors of all that is natural. Thou shalt fall before my sword. (It makes no sense that this message is given for invoking flying, but who am I to criticize that...)",
26064 "You sprout three pairs of angelic wings!",
26065 "Your wings vanish.",
26066 "Ocean, heed my will.",
26067 "Your feet are surrounded by a swirl of foam!",
26068 "Your feet are surrounded by a swirl of foam, even though they'd much rather be surrounded by a pair of velvet pumps!",
26069 "You feel as if you are no longer at equilibrium.",
26070 "You are slowly withering away.",
26071 "You are quickly withering away. Cure the condition in 5 turns or you die. How do you cure it? That's a secret!",
26072 "You begin to wither away!",
26073 "You metabolism kicks into overdrive!",
26074 "You metabolism kicks into overdrive! (sic. Yes, I'm the stupid Amy who doesn't correct those typos when stealing messages from other variants :P)",
26075 "You metabolism kicks into overdrive! Be careful so you don't suffer a heart attack.",
26076 "You start to shrivel up!",
26077 "You start to shrivel up! Watch out so you don't die!",
26078 "You feel a tiny bit better.",
26079 "You feel a tiny bit better, meaning you recovered a single lost hit point. Big whoop.",
26080 "You are no longer withering away.",
26081 "You feel your metabolism returning to normal.",
26082 "Asmodeus chants something, but you do not quite catch what.",
26083 "Asmodeus chants something, but you do not quite catch what. (He said 'Fang mich doch du Popokuss', which is German and roughly means 'come and catch me you butt-kiss'.)",
26084 "Morgoth intones a horrifying chant in the dark speech!",
26085 "Morgoth intones a horrifying chant in the dark speech! All your items are afflicted by the ancient morgothian curse!",
26086 "You feel a sense of great loss!",
26087 "You feel a sense of great loss! Because you just lost your intrinsic stoning resistance and have no way of getting it back!",
26088 "You begin decomposing!",
26089 "Fortunately, you are able to block out the words.",
26090 "Your mind twists!",
26091 "You are killed by mental damage from hearing the dark speech.",
26092 "Rooms and walls have fleecy colors, you can find yourself shooting torpedoes at old men who are trying to whack you with high-heeled boots, and find crazy items such as the wand of summon sexy girl or the cloak of inventorylessness and premature death!",
26093 "If you play often enough, you will learn to fear the 'drum stint reluctance' and the 'tackle deice' while you're hoping that your 'quadrennial sodden ratchet' won't suddenly turn on you because you need to bash it with an arcanium wand or you won't be able to hurt it :D",
26094 "Goodbye, Magicmaster the doppelganger. You were ejected from The Nethackwiki on dungeon level 4 with 763 points, and 0 pieces of gold, after 1590 moves. Killer: smitten by wrath of Mod, after sacrificing black unicorn on chaotic altar.",
26095 "Because of Orcus teleporting away and the long trek back to the upstairs, he has dozens of turns to wreak havoc and annoy the player. In addition he will deplete his wand of death against you. And there is nothing you can do about that, at least according to a very knowledgable nethackwiki editor.",
26096 "Chasing Orcus to the upstairs and fighting him while he stands on the upstairs is generally considered a bad idea. When he gets low on hp on the upstairs he will escape upstairs. Very skilled players will become nethackwiki editors and point out this information using way too many words, even though it should be common knowledge that applies to all covetous monsters.",
26097 "Here's some advice from the BEST NETHACK PLAYER EVER: Scrolls of Teleportation are the best way to defeat Orcus. As soon as you are aware you are at Orcus Town (by magic mapping, or by seeing the mimic shops), dig down below the level and fall through. Then proceed though the level below and take the upstairs back up to Orcus Town.",
26098 "When coming from below to Orcus' level: Immediately you will be in combat with orcus. Hit him with as much damage as you can and he will teleport away to the upstairs to heal. Confuse yourself with a forgotten spell, (or some other means, see CONFUSION) and then read a scroll of teleportation. You will be levelported to a previous level before Orcus Town. This will work even if you don't have teleport control, you will be put on a random level above Orcus Town. (This advice comes from a player that is highly skilled at Nethack and knows literally everything about the game.)",
26099 "The final part of the 'very useful Orcus strategy' reads as follows: 'Now that you've been teleported to a level far above Orcus proceed downwards through the dungeon to Orcustown again. Orcus will be on the upstairs of Orcustown, but when you proceed down the stairs he will be shunted off the stair. Then you can engage in combat with him and kill him without him teleporting away.' Except that this is still a waste of resources :P",
26100 "Another option of defeating Orcus is to use potions of paralysis (along with free action); the paralysis lasts 1-25 turns and cannot be applied to an already paralyzed monster. Yes, this exact sentence was posted on Nethackwiki once, by a player who is simply MORE skilled than everyone else!!!",
26101 "If you have to read message like 'The giant rat turns to flee.' or 'The giant rat misses!', the game is literally unplayable. The first sentence has to end with an exclamation mark while the second one ends with a period, obviously.",
26102 "Proper punctuation is very important! The following messages are correct: 'The giant rat turns to flee!' or 'The giant rat misses.' If you end the first sentence with a period or the second one with an exclamation mark, you get an unplayable game.",
26103 "Look at this absolutely sage advice from a master nethack player: If it's possible to get a powerful artifact weapon, the player should often try to obtain it, even risking death to get it, provided it is one of the stronger artifact weapons.",
26104 "Look at this absolutely sage advice from a master nethack player: If it's possible to get a powerful artifact weapon, the player should often try to obtain it, even risking death to get it, provided it is one of the stronger artifact weapons. The best part is the one where you put yourself in front of a gnome with the wand of death in an attempt to pick up Vorpal Blade, but that you should only 'often' (i.e. most of the time, but not always) try to obtain it is hilarious too.",
26105 "Many artifact weapons will double the player's damage output over time. Some artifacts outright do double the damage of a normal weapon of its type to all targets on every hit. Most have a bonus to hit which also increases damage output over time. (This advice was written by a very knowledgable player. I mean, who else could get the idea that a to-hit bonus somehow increases your damage, when later on every character hits everything all the time anyway?)",
26106 "Broad weapons, such as Mjollnir and Frostbrand deal extra damage to all opponents EXCEPT those who are resistant to shock and cold, respectively. The person who wrote that sentence is incredibly smart, because those weapons aren't broadswords at all and so it's difficult to see why they would be classified as 'broad'.",
26107 "Ready for some moon logic? Alright: 'Snickersnee does slightly less than double the damage of a normal katana, but over many rounds of combat it's +1d5 to hit will double it's damage output.' Whoever wrote that sentence must certainly have eaten a lot of mind flayer corpses, because that's the only way to figure out that increasing the to-hit of a character that already has a 100%% chance to hit will somehow double your damage output.",
26108 "Magicbane, while not doing double damage on each hit, has a chance of inflicting a number of status effects on a monster such as extra damage, stunning, scaring and cancelling. These effects allow more unanswered hits by the player, thus doubling their damage output over time. (These sentences written by a Nethack player who is an absolute expert at doing math.)",
26109 "How to explain simple facts with needlessly many words, taught by the most valuable Nethackwiki editor of all times: Magicbane can engrave semi permanent Elbereth in one turn without dulling. This allows players in a higher speed category than the monster to hit the monster and engrave elbereth before the monster hits back. For this reason Magicbane is considered a powerful weapon.",
26110 "What would Nethackwiki look like if a tlittle tchild wrote all the articles? Let me give you an example: All players should try and obtain a powerful artifact weapon as soon as possible. This becomes more crucial the weaker the physical stats of the role chosen as many artifact weapons can double damage output and compensate for To Hit deficits.",
26111 "The following advice certainly belongs on the artifact weapon page: 'Characters can eat corpses, abandon their pet (thereby having more food), pray when weak to get nutrition from prayer, buy the food from a random store or minetown shop or visit the first few levels of sokobon to stock up on food. Stocking up on food is harder with a pet present that eats corpses.' (The 'sokobon' typo is sic, I did not add that just to make this message look more edgy.)",
26112 "A very competent editor that is certainly a native speaker of English once said: 'It is difficult to get an artifact weapon at an altar on dungeon level one or two as the monsters will be very low level. You can also not get a sacrifice gift until player level 3. Character Level 3 to 5 is recommended to try and get an artifact weapon. However it is not at necessary to complete Mine's end or Sokobon before trying to sacrifice for an artifact weapons.' (I did not edit out the typos, nor add them myself.)",
26113 "THERE IS NO TIP COMMAND!!! At least here in SLEX there isn't, and there's not going to be one, either. If you get stuck with a cursed two-hander, well, good luck!",
26114 "Could it be that the amount of shoes in the world is a multiple of the amount of humans? Because that would mean the most numerous highly intelligent species on earth isn't the human, but the shoe.",
26115 "You feel almost as tired as Amy.",
26116 "The 800 km you've travelled by train today are showing - you're really exhausted and need sleep.",
26117 "You hope that there won't be any mofo passengers on the next train.",
26118 "You hope that you don't get stuck with having to ride a train on which the toilet does not go for four hours straight again.",
26119 "There was loud blocks, at which one did not go past!",
26120 "After you entered the course, the tester comes.",
26121 "You have been measured by a measurer.",
26122 "Are the enemies constantly standing in your way? Just make an eddy wind over them!",
26123 "Do you know what sleep deprivation is? It's what you get when you get up at 9 AM and stay up until 9 AM on the next day or longer.",
26124 "Isn't it weird that if a huge woman wears heels to make herself even bigger, no one will bat an eye but if a man of small stature tries to become a little bigger by also wearing heels, everyone will treat him like an alien?",
26125 "I did not know that shoes have sexes!",
26126 "Wedge sandals should really be wearable by men too, they're not that difficult to walk in after all :-)",
26127 "This is a typical class trip.",
26128 "Why are there still n-cars being used for trains in the year 2019? They should be put where they belong: in the museum.",
26129 "According to the Amy her roommate, shoes with feminine ornaments have sweethearts and mickey mouses and hello kitties and all kinds of stuff.",
26130 "Alright, time to sleep. See you tomorrow.",
26131 "Why does the announcer have such a gaye voice?",
26132 "You gave up, and as a punishment your kinuesili station gets destroyed now.",
26133 "Pay attention to the starting tokens in your kinuesili station - the start of the game is important!",
26134 "You want to eat a loebiam of spaghetti.",
26135 "You want to eat a loebiam of spaghetti. 'Loebiam' is an indraenian word that has no expression in any other language, or at least not that I (Amy) know of.",
26136 "In quaractar, rolling a 1 means you lose one of your tokens while rolling 6 means you gain a token.",
26137 "For some reason, rolling a 3 in quaractar almost always means gaining a blue barrel. But I don't remember the results of rolling a 2, 4 or 5.",
26138 "If a quaractar game goes on for long enough, you can set up a stash of additional money that allows you to become even richer.",
26139 "The first player who has a row of four same-colored cards in the color following game wins the skat, and from that point on will be capable of playing with a 7-card hand while all other players are restricted to 5 cards.",
26140 "A color following deck of cards consists of 104 cards. There are 10 blue cards, 9 orange cards, 8 red cards and one purple cards, the remaining cards are white.",
26141 "In the color following game, rules exist that prohibit players from stopping other players' card series with same-colored cards, and you also can't play a card in a corner if it's adjacent to a card of the same color that belongs to your opponent, unless it's also adjacent to one of your own cards that likewise has the same color.",
26142 "When playing a game of color following, drawing or starting with the purple card means you have to announce that you have it, and minimize two cards every turn until you no longer hold the purple card. If you don't obey that rule, other players can call you on it and that causes you to lose the game.",
26143 "Stinolkaster is a board game where players move pieces around the playing field (which is a pachisi-like board) trying to collect rings, and if one piece is holding all the rings they can enter the central area. If they land on the very central square of the playing field, the player controlling that piece wins; however, other players can still try to intercept them and eliminate their piece to claim the rings for themselves.",
26144 "In the Stinolkaster game, it's only possible to eliminate an opponent's piece if the piece in question is either standing on a hill square or holding a ring. Otherwise, the two pieces will share the same square.",
26145 "The words 'kinuesili', 'stinolkaster', 'quaractar' and 'loebiam' are Indraenian, which is a fictional language that Amy invented when she was a little child. The first three are names of games she invented, while the loebiam means 'spaghetti noodles rolled up on a fork' because there really should be a single word for that IMHO :D",
26146 "A bambitzel is a utensil for handling food that had been prepared in a casserole. I'm pretty sure that there is an actual name for that utensil, but when I was a child, I invented the indraenian language where it's called bambitzel, and I still refer to that thing by that name even now :-)",
26147 "Did you know that when she was a little child, the Amy sometimes hosted the 'indraenian evening' show, where she sang Indraenian (and sometimes also Urian and Frendian) songs? Those are all fictional languages that I made up :-)",
26148 "Before SLEX was born, the Amy also made mods of various other games including, but not limited to, Diablo 1 and 2, Age of Empires 1 and 2, Fallout 3, The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and Skyrim, and of course (by hex editing) Castle of the Winds. However, only SLASH'EM Extended gives unlimited freedom thanks to the magic of open source.",
26149 "You thought the Amy only modded video games? Hahaha. Back when she was little, she modified the rules of many board, card etc. games and also invented plenty of her own games. Sadly they were never published, but I still remember how I played color following, ueueuep, quaractar, terminator buying chess, stinolkaster, kinuesili and the starlet thrower game, as well as many others.",
26150 "Yes, 'ueueuep' was the actual name of a game that the Amy invented. It is played on the Malefiz (Barricade) board, but with different rules: one or more players are the 'atackers' and start on the bottom rows with 5 pieces per player, while one player plays the defender who distribues his pieces among the upper half of the board and needs to prevent the attackers from reaching the goal square.",
26151 "Some variants of Amy's 'ueueuep' board game include giving the defender player one special piece that can shoot a rifle at the attacker's pieces, making the game much harder for the attacker.",
26152 "In a game of 'ueueuep', if the defender eliminates one of the attacker's pieces, he is supposed to say 'Ueueueueueuep!' while simulating the eliminated piece 'falling' out of the playfield. That's where the game's name originates :-)",
26153 "If you spray Amy with a water bottle, she turns into a wet Amy. If she wears her platform boots she also turns into a wet Amy, but that's a different kind of wetness ;)",
26154 "The damn monster is fighting back!",
26155 "This monster's level is too high for symbiosis!",
26156 "Well, it's your choice if you insist on keeping autodig on... just be aware that hitting > on a non-staircase tile while next to harmful liquids can cause your hole to fill (that's what she said)",
26157 "You feel your surroundings lighting up!",
26158 "You feel shrouded in darkness!",
26159 "kickedobj (decl.c) tracks a kicked object until placed or destroyed", /* nh360 dokick.c */
26160 "doesn't exercise skill or abuse alignment or frighten pet, and shades have no passive counterattack",
26161 "doesn't exercise skill or abuse alignment or frighten pet, and shades have no passive counterattack (and no modmaker will ever create shades that have one, unlike lances where we expect artifact ones to be added to mods)",
26162 "kicking might be halted by discovery of hidden monster, by player declining to attack peaceful monster, or by passing out due to encumbrance",
26163 "Floating in the air, you miss wildly!",
26164 "Floating in the air, you miss wildly! Aww, the slave would have loved to be kicked by your pretty blue lady boots.",
26165 "reveal hidden target even if kick ends up missing (note: being hidden doesn't affect chance to hit so neither does this reveal)",
26166 "There is something hidden here.",
26167 "There is something hidden here. We don't know why we tell you that.",
26168 "Kick attacks by kicking monsters are normal attacks, not special. This is almost always worthless, since you can either take one turn and do all your kicks, or else take one turn and attack the monster normally, getting all your attacks _including_ all your kicks. If you have >1 kick attack, you get all of them.",
26169 "Kick attacks by kicking monsters are normal attacks, not special. This is almost always worthless, unless the monster in question is wearing high heels because then Amy's special 'which type, color, height etc. of heel does what?' chart comes into play and she'll get an orgasm just from looking at it :-)",
26170 "first of two kicks might have provoked counterattack that has incapacitated the hero (ie, floating eye)",
26171 "Your clumsy kick does no damage.",
26172 "Your clumsy kick does no damage. Drop that large box and then kick again, it'll work!",
26173 "Your clumsy kick does no damage. That's because you're wearing ugly 'gentleman' shoes, with high heels you'd get a better effect!",
26174 "Return TRUE if caught (the gold taken care of), FALSE otherwise. The gold object is *not* attached to the fobj chain!",
26175 "Some of these are iffy, because a hostile guard won't become peaceful and resume leading hero out of the vault. If he did do that, player could try fighting, then weasle out of being killed by throwing his/her gold when losing.",
26176 "You still have hidden gold. Drop it now.",
26177 "You still have hidden gold. Drop it now. (Or kill the vault guard, but then the kops are kalled.)",
26178 "container is kicked, dropped, thrown or otherwise impacted by player. Assumes container is on floor. Checks contents for possible damage.",
26179 "if dropped or thrown, shop ownership flags are set on this obj",
26180 "eggs laid by you. penalty is -1 per egg, max 5, but it's always exactly 1 that breaks",
26181 "eggs laid by you. penalty is -1 per egg, max 5, but it's always exactly 1 that breaks (why? I have no idea! Cookie reasons!)",
26182 "Your clumsy kick missed.",
26183 "Your clumsy kick missed. Lol, you and your flat brogues. I'd advise you to buy a pair of stilettos and use those for kicking.",
26184 "The lid slams open, then falls shut.",
26185 "You scatter the coins!",
26186 "You knock coins all over the place!",
26187 "You send coins flying in all directions!",
26189 "You wonder about the actionism of making it so that kicking a pile of gold moves every single coin randomly; that time could have been better spent coding some ACTUAL gameplay-relevant feature instead.",
26190 "You have no legs to kick with.",
26191 "You have no legs to kick with. That's the disadvantage of being a naga.",
26192 "You have no legs to kick with. You can try a full body tackle which will hurt your 'legs', but since you don't actually have legs you can just try again - no need to wait the leg injury out!",
26193 "You are too small to do any kicking.",
26194 "You are too small to do any kicking. Yeah, sewer rats don't make good polymorph forms, could have told you that.",
26195 "Your load is too heavy to balance yourself for a kick.",
26196 "Your load is too heavy to balance yourself for a kick. Because stuff weigh way too much.",
26197 "Your legs cannot kick effectively.",
26198 "Your legs cannot kick effectively. (Wtf, since when is that a thing when you're polymorphed into a lizard? One of TSX's many many actionistic 'changes'?)",
26199 "If you do a google image search for 'literally unplayable', the first few screenshots it finds are from Fallout 4. Coincidence? :D",
26200 "Your slow motion kick doesn't hit anything.",
26201 "Your slow motion kick doesn't hit anything. Awwwwwwwwww, it would have been great if you had managed to hit Claude's nuts with your white-cyan Puma sneakers...",
26202 "The mumak burps loudly.",
26203 "Your feeble kick has no effect.",
26204 "Your feeble kick has no effect. Which means that it was even weaker than that of a pair of 'Madeleine' calf-leather sandals, even though those are really cuuuuuute.",
26205 "You kick at the side of the pit.",
26206 "You kick at the side of the pit, because the pits are somehow not connected and that has to be specially coded.",
26207 "You have nothing to brace yourself against.",
26208 "You have nothing to brace yourself against. In fact, you never do, meaning you can never kick while levitating. That's really annoying.",
26209 "might not kick monster if it is hidden and becomes revealed, if it is peaceful and player declines to attack, or if the hero passes out due to encumbrance with low hp; context.move will be 1 unless player declines to kick peaceful monster",
26210 "The next five tests should stay in their present order: monsters, pools, objects, non-doors, doors.",
26211 "FIXME: Monsters who are hidden underneath objects or in pools should lead to hero kicking the concealment rather than the monster, probably exposing the hidden monster in the process. And monsters who are hidden on ceiling shouldn't be kickable (unless hero is flying?); kicking toward them should just target whatever is on the floor at that spot.",
26212 "Monsters who are hidden on ceiling shouldn't be kickable (unless hero is flying?); kicking toward them should just target whatever is on the floor at that spot. But that sounds like an awful lot of work for something that minor, IMHO...",
26213 "if we mapped an invisible monster and immediately killed it, we don't want to forget what we thought was there before the kick",
26214 "check <x,y>; monster that evades kick by jumping to an unseen square doesn't leave an I behind",
26215 "Don't you find it really annoying when the game places an I marker in a situation where you very obviously know that the monster is already no longer there?",
26216 "You kick loose some ornamental coins and gems!",
26217 "Your boots get wet.",
26218 "Your boots get wet. Now you can place them on Amy's hands, then she'll also get wet :D (No, not just her hands, but the area between her legs will too, hahaha)",
26219 "Crack! Something broke!",
26220 "Crack! Something broke! It was an item in your inventory, better check which one it was!",
26221 "The headstone topples over and breaks!",
26222 "nothing, fruit or trouble? 75:23.5:1.5%%",
26223 "You discovered a new food source!",
26224 "You discovered a new food source! In order to obtain it, kick trees until fruit drops!",
26225 "You've attracted the tree's former occupants!",
26226 "You've attracted the tree's former occupants! But thankfully they're always level 1 killer bees that are no threat.",
26227 "y==0 means 'nowhere', in which case x doesn't matter",
26228 "send objects next to player falling through trap door. checked in obj_delivery().",
26229 "if 'costly', we must keep a record of ESHK(shkp) before it undergoes changes through the calls to stolen_value. the angry bit must be reset, if needed, in this fn, since stolen_value is called under the 'silent' flag to avoid unsavory pline repetitions.",
26230 "There is a train that goes to Gleisheim main station via Zugburg and Achtstadt. Your next connections: XY 31 to Grosssuedstadt and SZ 2219 to Alpenburg.",
26231 "boulders can fall too, but rarely & never due to rocks",
26232 "NOTE: ship_object assumes otmp was FREED from fobj or invent. <x,y> is the point of drop. otmp is _not_ an <x,y> resident: otmp is either a kicked, dropped, or thrown object.",
26233 "objects other than attached iron ball always fall down ladder, but have a chance of staying otherwise",
26234 "boulders never fall through trap doors, but they might knock other things down before plugging the hole",
26235 "the objs impacted may be in a shop other than the one in which the hero is located. another check for a shk is made in impact_drop.",
26236 "it is, e.g., possible to kick/throw an object belonging to one shop into another shop through a gap in the wall, and cause objects belonging to the other shop to fall down a trap door--thereby getting two shopkeepers angry at the hero in one shot.",
26237 "you, the newly heralded porkmanian, have been hailed from birth as the one who will finally punish AMYBSOD and her sadistic denial of porking!",
26238 "you hear porkman oinking",
26239 "The pumpkin instantly rots away!",
26240 "Horrible biting things fall from the rotting pumpkin!",
26241 "According to some 4chan user, I'm 'either an annoying attention whore, or a troll pretending to be one, which is really the same thing.'.",
26242 "UGH - you inhaled too much of your own repulsive body odor, and can no longer think straight!",
26243 "You are an atheist! You cannot make offerings!",
26244 "You are an atheist! You cannot pray!",
26245 "Your symbiote seems healthier!",
26246 "You must really like it down here. Stay a while.",
26247 "You must really like it down here. Stay a while. Signed, The Mysterious Force Inventor Who Wants His Or Her Penis Caught In A Gear.",
26248 "You're getting angry!",
26249 "You're getting angry! Seems that a louse has walked over your liver.",
26250 "Oh great, there's a flooding on this sub level!",
26251 "Oh damn, there's another flooding on this sub level!",
26252 "The ichthyosaur nibbles you in a sexually arousing way!",
26253 "Throw what? g - a fireball. The fireball hits the spiny cockatrice! The spiny cockatrice jumps out of the picture!",
26254 "j Jump where? | - a pipe. You land on the pipe. Whoops - there was a piranha plant in this pipe! The piranha plant touches you! Schloeggschloeggschloegg - you lose your fire flower and are now small!",
26255 "Your hands furiously rip into Anastasia's dancing shoe. You evil bastard.",
26256 "You have a strange feeling of victory.",
26257 "You have a strange feeling of victory. Well, you just quaffed the Amulet of Yendor, which means that it's gone now. Do you think you can still win the game?",
26258 "The magic of the scroll forces your mouth to move against the tape.",
26259 "It doesn't move at all and so doesn't want to enter you!",
26260 "Only non-stationary monsters can be turned into symbiotes!",
26261 "A healing aura surrounds you...",
26262 "Your intelligence seeps into the thing you wrote, and you feel stupid!",
26263 "Your act of writing transfers some of your intelligence to the paper...",
26264 "Wow, you found an easter egg!",
26266 "You hear a steam locomotive passing by.",
26267 "You hear someone chant 'Chug, chug, chug!'",
26268 "Your inertia counter is halved.",
26269 "Your pick-axe suddenly strikes a stick of dynamite that was buried in the solid rock! KABOOM! It explodes! Your scroll of genocide catches fire and burns! Your spellbook of identify catches fire and burns!",
26271 "You feel like someone just walked over your grave.",
26272 "You feel like you just walked under a ladder.",
26273 "You feel like you just walked under a ladder. That's seven years of bad luck for superstition reasons.",
26274 "A slideshow of perfectly logical images flashes in front of you.",
26275 "A flurry of nightmarish images flash through your head!",
26276 "You accidentally fall into this crazed place... there is no way out... and you are forced to survive with your life.",
26277 "As you enter the shop, the shopkeeper says: 'Come in. Take a closer look at my ass.'",
26278 "Effect deactivated. Sorry.",
26279 "The Amy is a huge fan of Catrice 'Orange Is The New Black' nail polish.",
26280 "The succubus has made you its bitch!",
26281 "The gnome zaps a wand of remove resistance! You feel less control over your own body. What do you want to do? (P)ut on a ring of polymorph control, (z)ap yourself with a wand of draining to regain the level at which you get that intrinsic, or (rage)quit this game forever? [pzrq] (r) _",
26282 "Whoops, something blocks the spell's power and causes it to backfire.",
26283 "Oh, the bloody noob who keeps skipping past important messages with escape is accusing the world champion of cheating. That's... quite a display of jealousy.",
26284 "Your instrument breaks into pieces!",
26285 "Your instrument breaks into pieces! Seems you're a really bad musician, treating precious musical instruments that badly.",
26286 "The cuddly cutie glomps you!",
26287 "Unfortunately, nothing much happes.", /* sic from gnollhack */
26288 "You gain experience.",
26289 "You gain experience, but not enough to actually level up because otherwise the game would be too easy.",
26290 "You completely forgot the finger of death spell.",
26291 "You completely forgot the chemistry spell. Don't you love me now? I cleared one of your forgotten spells that you haven't been using anyway!",
26292 "The attempt to invoke the forgotten spell failed.",
26293 "You forget a lot of force bolt spell knowledge!",
26294 "You forget a lot of force bolt spell knowledge! Now it's back to 46%% fail and you need to cast it a bunch to reach 0%% again.",
26295 "You forget all usage of the extra healing spell!",
26296 "You forget all usage of the extra healing spell! And since you also no longer have the spellbook, you're out of luck now and need to make do without that spell. Too bad.",
26297 "Your phase door technique is put on a lengthy timeout!",
26298 "Your phase door technique is put on a lengthy timeout! Don't expect it to become available again any time soon, because the timeout is a five-digit number of turns.",
26299 "Your attack spell skill falls off, and you're much less skilled than before.",
26300 "Your attack spell skill falls off, and you're much less skilled than before. Now you can cast that force bolt spell a thousand times or so to gain back all the skill training you just lost.",
26301 "nethack string theory: glorkums are elementary particles, and each glorkum can manifest as a single object",
26302 "The mind flayer larva gurgles at you fleecily as it burrows into your brain! *bundlebundlebundle*",
26303 "You are now affected by corona hysteria.",
26304 "You are now affected by corona hysteria. If anyone comes closer than 1.50 m to you, you'll overreact completely.",
26305 "You wonder whether you should wear a face mask, because while that doesn't protect against corona virus, it may improve your personal feeling of safety.",
26306 "You're out of toilet paper.",
26307 "You're out of toilet paper. Guess you just need to use your hand then.",
26308 "You're out of toilet paper. And because people buy it like mad during the corona epidemic, there's no way for you to resupply.",
26309 "You try to buy 4 tins of tuna but the supermarket cashier says 'Sorry, due to the current corona situation everyone may buy 2 tins max.'",
26310 "The truck that resupplies the supermarket with toilet paper comes only once per week, even though people buy the stuff like mad because it supposedly protects against corona.",
26311 "You need to develop ablutomania (compulsion to wash), because if you forget to wash your hands even once, you'll immediately come down with a deadly flu.",
26312 "Always sneeze into your armpit, and don't shake hands with other people but shake elbows. That's of course a very sensible plan, because if everyone exhales their snot into the elbow, touching someone else's elbow will then spread the disease.",
26313 "Suddenly some ugly-looking youth guy runs toward you and screams 'I HAVE CORONA!'",
26314 "Suddenly some asshole runs toward you, sneezes into your face and screams 'CORONA!'",
26315 "You were observed while celebrating a corona party with your friends! Pay a fine of too expensive 200 euros now or go to jail.",
26316 "You were observed while behaving like a completely normal human, except that right now corona lockdown rules apply which force you to behave in a way that goes totally against human instinct. Meaning that you have to pay 500 euros now.",
26317 "Hey, here's all those new items, dungeon features and so on! Oh hey, and we also make a tournament! But no cheating! If one of the new items turns out to be OP, please don't use it to get an easy win!",
26318 "Making a tournament for a variant that is in beta stage may be an idea to get people interested... but if that tournament is about real-life money, I'm out. I play to have fun, I don't want to get paid 5 euros for several days of beta testing.",
26319 "NetHack tournaments are fun as long as they're actually done for fun. Keep real life money out of our game though!",
26320 "You're way too busy right now!",
26321 "You're way too busy right now! You need to write a ten-page essay about coronahysteria!",
26322 "It seems that you're in a location where you're not allowed to be...",
26323 "It seems that you're in a location where you're not allowed to be... and therefore the game ends now, cheater.",
26324 "You try to drown an invisible barrier, which fails (predictably).",
26325 "You try to drown an invisible barrier, which fails (predictably). Although it could also have segfaulted if the devteam didn't think of everything.",
26326 "You grasp at nothing.",
26327 "You grasp at nothing. Even the thin air managed to evade your hands.",
26328 "The giant eel does not drown!",
26329 "The giant eel does not drown! Maybe it's because they can breathe underwater?",
26330 "You cannot get a grip on the slippery fungus!",
26331 "You cannot get a grip on the slippery fungus! If you keep trying, you just get the Glib status effect and drop your weapon.",
26332 "Oh whoops, suddenly your alignment record is shit and it'll take a long time to repair it!",
26333 "Oh whoops, suddenly your alignment record is shit and it'll take a long time to repair it! In fact, your current alignment as well as your maximum alignment have both been reduced by 1000 and will thus be negative for a long time to come.",
26334 "You lose all experience levels - have fun rebuilding your char from XL1!",
26335 "You lose all experience levels - have fun rebuilding your char from XL1! Better hope nothing zaps you with a wand of draining now.",
26336 "20 of your intrinsics have been stolen at random.",
26337 "20 of your intrinsics have been stolen at random. The chance that something important got stolen is high, muahahahahaha!",
26338 "I deactivated an intrinsic for a million turns so you have to make do without it for a loooooong time.",
26339 "I deactivated an intrinsic for a million turns so you have to make do without it for a loooooong time. It was magic resistance, and of course the extrinsic version of it has been disabled as well.",
26340 "Your skill caps have been trashed - they're hard to restore!",
26341 "Your skill caps have been trashed - they're hard to restore! Especially since your master-capped searching skill has now been permanently reduced to expert.",
26342 "All items in your open inventory have been damaged twice, with no real chance for them to resist.",
26343 "All items in your open inventory have been damaged twice, with no real chance for them to resist. Better try to get them repaired or the next such effect destroys them.",
26344 "A lot of lethe damage has been dealt to your inventory to ensure that magic lamps and similar stuff gets ruined.",
26345 "oh lol you just lost all your armor - better hope you have replacements!",
26346 "Your max HP and Pw have been divided by two - especially nasty if your limits were high *evil grin*",
26347 "The RNG randomly put some techs on such a high timeout that you won't be able to use them for an eternity.",
26348 "The RNG randomly put some techs on such a high timeout that you won't be able to use them for an eternity. Now you'll finally stop using the priest's overpowered blessing technique, lamer.",
26349 "Each of your items has 1 in 5 chance of disappearing, with no saving throw, hahahahahahaha",
26350 "curse and disenchant your entire inventory",
26351 "The RNG decides to flip positively enchanted items, then disenchant every item by 5 more points.",
26352 "Your items are ruined!",
26353 "Your encumbrance limit is much lower than before.",
26354 "Your effective carry cap has been reduced for a looooong time.",
26355 "Your effective carry cap has been reduced for a looooong time. Now you'll be at least stressed unless you drop that heavy iron ball you've been using as a weapon for the past 30 dungeon levels.",
26356 "We deactivated ALL intrinsics for a lengthy amount of time.",
26357 "We deactivated ALL intrinsics for a lengthy amount of time. Of course this means extrinsics too. You'll have to play the game without any useful properties now! Good luck!",
26358 "All your in- and extrinsics are deactivated!",
26359 "All your in- and extrinsics are deactivated! For 100k turns, no less!",
26360 "You lose all training in all skills!",
26361 "You lose all training in all skills! That's right, every single skill you've used up to this point has been resetted to Unskilled, nuking all the progress you've made when training them.",
26362 "A trap just set all of your skills back to Unskilled and 0 points of training to ruin all the player's training effort.",
26363 "A trap just set all of your skills back to Unskilled and 0 points of training to ruin all the player's training effort. This is a random bad effect designed to make sure that you don't get too cocky.",
26364 "You permanently lost 20 skill points because this is the evil variant.",
26365 "You are surrounded by a translucent glow!",
26366 "You are surrounded by a translucent glow! Now your invisible items aren't invisible any longer.",
26367 "You are surrounded by a translucent glow! Now your invisible items aren't invisible any longer. This can be easily fixed by just zapping a charge of your wand of make invisible but the effect mostly exists to annoy you, it probably doesn't pose a real threat.",
26368 "Your items are no longer erosionproof.",
26369 "Your items are no longer erosionproof, and they also lost their grease.",
26370 "Your items are no longer erosionproof, and they also lost their grease. Oh, and of course they're no longer invisible either.",
26371 "The Urologist puts you to sleep. The Urologist puts your balls through a cheese grater! The urologist chops bits of your penis up and creates a neovagina! You are now female!", /* by porkman */
26372 "Urrrrrgh, there seems to be a stinking heap of shit nearby! You pass out from the vile stench.",
26373 "It seems that you have no money.",
26374 "It seems that you have no money. You're as poor as a church mouse.",
26375 "Whoops... suddenly you feel hungry.",
26376 "Whoops... suddenly you feel hungry. There might still be some ice cream in the freezer.",
26377 "Suddenly you feel a healing touch!",
26378 "Your amulet turns into a werewolf! The werewolf hits! You die...",
26379 "You feel like you got zapped by fire!",
26380 "You switched fire resistance for shock resistance.",
26381 "You switched fire resistance for shock resistance. Seems like a bad deal with all the fire traps in Gehennom.",
26382 "You switched shock resistance for fire resistance.",
26383 "You switched fire resistance for intrinsic hunger. Nyah-nyah, now you've screwed yourself over, noob.",
26384 "You are being crushed under the weight of your sins!",
26385 "Your thoughts are whited out by an overwhelming presence!",
26386 "Suddenly, blood streams from your face and eyes!",
26387 "Suddenly, blood streams from your face and eyes! OH MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!",
26388 "You are being crushed by telekinetic coils!",
26389 "You are walloped by an enormous phantasmal warhammer!",
26390 "You are bombarded by spectral fists!",
26391 "Your body withers and decays!",
26392 "You are torn apart by phantasmal skulls!",
26393 "Your stomach heaves as it is suddenly filled with water!",
26394 "You are covered in ravenous insects!",
26395 "You got turned, and are now gay.",
26396 "Your mirror suddenly shatters into a thousand pieces!",
26397 "Your mirror suddenly shatters into a thousand pieces! Oh no, you'll have seven years of bad luck now...",
26398 "Your grafted limbs surge forth.",
26399 "Hello, this is Amy BlueCuntFlaps, the creator of SLEX who is really in awe of the person who vandalized the Roguebasin article! You certainly have an IQ of over 160 and will probably be the next President of the United States.",
26400 "You collapse because you suddenly stopped dancing.",
26401 "You collapse because you suddenly stopped dancing. Why did you do that? You know the first law of dancing, right? It's 'never stand still or you lose'!",
26402 "u a unicorn or horse (tame pony named VWScirocco) What, is that a car? How do you drive the car?",
26403 "You throw a boomerang. As it tries to fly back to you, the game suddenly segfaults.",
26404 "You have to use a shopping cart now, which every other supermarket customer touched with their corona-infected hands before. Genius.",
26405 "you stop swinging your pick-axe. You eat a meatball instead!",
26406 "You try to put on your amulet of life saving, but zap yourself with a wand of death instead!",
26407 "you apply your tin opener... you cut off the shopkeepers toenails! the shopkeeper gets angry...",
26408 "*gasp* the neCOBOLnomicon??",
26409 "if you want to have multiple lines, shift-lick on the line at the end.", /* sic */
26410 "What is the name of the person who is responsible for your current misery? a) Assface, b) Cockwanker, c) Complete Idiot (The correct answer is c, of course.)",
26411 "It used to be so that ordering vanilla ice cream would result in you getting some vanilla ice cream. But now, the supposedly vanilla-flavored ice cream tastes like a mix of cinnamon, cappuchino, peppermint and lemon, and only if you pay very close attention you may still feel a tiny bit of vanilla taste in that slurry.",
26412 "If I want ice cream that tastes like cinnamon, I order cinnamon ice cream. And you will not see the day on which I voluntarily order cappuchino ice cream. But why is it so that nowadays, ordering vanilla ice cream results in some slurry that tastes like cinnamon and cappuchino and everything else, just not vanilla?!",
26413 "You throw the invisible emerald. The invisible emerald hits the unicorn in the face! The unicorn gets angry!",
26414 "Oh no, apparently one of your stats was permanently not restored!",
26415 "You feel less knowledgable about equipment.",
26416 "The ganmbler throws 30 shuriken!",
26417 "You hear the scraping of metal on metal.",
26418 "You hear chains clinking.",
26419 "You hear the nearby ACME building!",
26420 "You hear a series of rapid impacts.",
26421 "You smell hard work.",
26422 "The shopkeeper throws a stack-smashing buffer overflow grenade! The grenade explodes!--More-- Oops... Suddenly the dungeon collapses. Report error to 'flauschie' and it might be possible to rebuild.",
26423 "You fear that the women are going to crush you with a hug.",
26424 "It seems that the women are running faster.",
26425 "All the women want to knee you in the delicate nuts now!",
26426 "Oh no, your shins are almost broken!",
26427 "Urgh, you can already smell the stench of stinking cigarettes!",
26428 "These damn people want to use your precious clothing to brush off their dirty shoes!",
26429 "Good thing you survived the dangerous female hug attacks.",
26430 "Apparently the women stopped running.",
26431 "Your nuts no longer have to fear getting kicked by female knees constantly.",
26432 "You finally took a trick from your emergency bag of tricks to heal your almost broken shins.",
26433 "Finally the damn cigarettes got extinguished.",
26434 "You swear that you'll kill the next asshole who brushes your cloak with their dirty shoes.",
26435 "Ouch! You're in pain!",
26436 "Eww, Lou's dirty footwear brushed your clothing!",
26437 "Eww, Lou's dirty footwear brushed your clothing! Now your shiny new pair of trousers got dirty because of that bitch!",
26438 "You wear a T-shirt around your nose and mouth. You have difficulty breathing, but you can pass through stinking clouds and are immune to gas spores.",
26439 "Wait a minute, where are your reading glasses?",
26440 "You have absolutely no clue what you just read, but you completely agree with every word.",
26441 "Hm, the herb growing instructions in this book are fascinating.",
26442 "The book contains a detailed recipe for blueberry muffins, complete with the author's signature.",
26443 "Lossedom varl logostomatha orgerog xlaaab, lycsadomme o-o.",
26444 "You are about to save as a text document. This will lose the formatting. Are you sure you want to continue?",
26445 "All those rumors about virology labs and wuhan wet markets? Lies, to cover up the true role of slex.", /* by jonadab */
26446 "The goblin zaps an oak wand! Canapes appear from nowhere!",
26447 "My roommate once said, 'Amy, if I didn't know you well, I'd consider you to be crazy. But I do, and so I consider you to be EXTRA crazy.'",
26448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'How do you shoot with the gun?'",
26449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Hey, are you somehow confused? You look weird!'",
26450 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why do you call me 'ape'?'",
26451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Oh, you came to school again today as well? I didn't expect that at all!'",
26452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'So, did my dad tell you my greetings?'",
26453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'What, I wasn't left on the shelf?! Oh wait a moment...'",
26454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Huh, I don't want to just give you my girlfriend, as she belongs to me!'",
26455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why are you shooting at me? I want to helf you against your opponent!'",
26456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'why are you revving up all the time?'",
26457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'I'm not a casper! Indeed, you are one!'",
26458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'My achievements are good enough, what's your problem?'",
26459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'I'm a homie, and I stand for justice! What you are doing is unjust, right?'",
26460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'well, what do I do now... right, I'm calling the police! Here, cops, I'm in this dungeon and I got attacked!'",
26461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'I can't believe that I'm being robbed.'",
26462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'The robbers are certainly called robbers just for fun, I can't imagine them actually robbing someone.'",
26463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'What, why am I so heavily injured?'",
26464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Nothing hit me, so why am I bleeding?'",
26465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why did the Imperio curse fail to work yet again?'",
26466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'This certainly isn't a real raid.'",
26467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Hmm, let's ready some throwing darts...'",
26468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why is my weapon not very effective?'",
26469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why does my weapon always have so little ammo?'",
26470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Hey, I'm a good shot too!'",
26471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Like always I executed the free kick and scored a goal.'",
26472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Hahaha are you stupid, you really stepped fully in the dog shit!'",
26473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'You are losing!'",
26474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Underestimated my whirlwind, huh?'",
26475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Apparently I'm better than you and you can stop bragging.'",
26476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Now you can call yourself an ape.'",
26477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Your punch and judy show ends now.'",
26478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Ah, apparently I can finally cast the domination spell! Right? It has worked this time, didn't it?'",
26479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'You're not that good, huh?'",
26480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Well even I could do that better than you.'",
26481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'All my friends are laughing at you.'",
26482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Even I wouldn't have played as badly as you!'",
26483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Apparently my weapon is super effective!'",
26484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Are you asleep or why did you lay down on the floor suddenly?'",
26485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Are you bored or why did you stop doing anything?'",
26486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Now's a break, I'll quickly eat a banana.'",
26487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Now I go back home.'",
26488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Stop, I need to eat a couple banana plants.'",
26489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Oh today I'm gonna do homeschooling, in denglish of course.'",
26490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'School's being overrated anyway!'",
26491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'First I need to sit down and figure out what my gun can do.'",
26492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'This place looks great, I'll just watch for a while.'",
26493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Emperor Martin Septim had the same first name as me, that's why I'm also called Septimus sometimes!'",
26494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'who is Titus Medes the Third, is that the captain of the German national football team?'",
26495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'why can't I go to my dad for music class?'",
26496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Nope, Donkey Kong isn't related to me.'",
26497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'I still have full mana for my spells!'",
26498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why is nobody here, is it a holiday again?'",
26499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'is apey that I have to go to school yet again today...'",
26500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'I'd better put a gas grenade into each of my trouser pockets.'",
26501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'The Thalmor want to spread the aldmeri dominion's supremacy to Skirim? What's that supposed to mean?'",
26502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Why is there an elder scroll but not an eldest scroll?'",
26503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'The thieves guild became boring political...'",
26504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'The Dark Brotherhood used to be interesting, but nowadays they're just wasting their time with senseless murdering.'",
26505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'It's unfortunate, back in the Morrowind era there were still spears. But at least now you no longer constantly clip through the floor.'",
26506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'How come every Bethesda videogame crashes?'",
26507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Daeauweauw-daeauweauw!'",
26508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Oh no, now my EMP grenade exploded and hit the wrong target!'",
26509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'What, why didn't my poison cannon affect you? You're not a robot, right?'",
26510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'My weapon isn't shooting at all, that's stupid!'",
26511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'oh wait, I'd rather give up!'",
26512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'huh, why am I out of mana?'",
26513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Damn, my storm generator doesn't have a battery at all! The saleswoman didn't tell me that!'",
26514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'What? 'Piff Piff'? That's not the sound that my gun is supposed to make when firing!'",
26515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin'. It reads: 'Huh, the principal says I'm not getting transferred? Something cannot tune there, I was the best of this class!'",
26516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Ey, you and your weird mouth protection!'",
26517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Stop bullshit-talking me with your fake news saying that corona is supposedly dangerous.'",
26518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Soon you will see how much distancing my fist does in relation to your kisser, namely exactly 0 meters.'",
26519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I read Orwell too. Whatever methods you're trying on me, I can't be converted.'",
26520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You coward over there! Now I'll get closer than 1,50 meters to you, then you'll be looking!'",
26521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Watch out, the plague is waiting around the next corner, harharhar! Incredible that there are people who actually believe that...'",
26522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Look at the person over there who is actually cowardly enough to wear gloves.'",
26523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'oar that looks fully gay when you operate the door handle with your elbow... are you gay or something?'",
26524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You look like an alien with your ridiculous mask!'",
26525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Oh, I have to sneeze, I'd best sneeze into the stupid mouth protection... oh wait, I'll sneeze at you instead!'",
26526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Screw yourself with your mask obligation!'",
26527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Nope, I won't convert to your corona religion!'",
26528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I'll give you a certificate of immunity!'",
26529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'By repeating them two hundred times, your corona fairy tales don't mysteriously become true.'",
26530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'By using words like 'facts' or 'truth' your twaddle doesn't become true either!'",
26531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Haha, you really think the vaccination did anything for you? Thankfully you're not vaccinated against my fists!'",
26532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Stay away from me with your shitty disinfectant blegh stuff, or I'll kill you!'",
26533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Man, you gay Player 1! You really believe all the hygiene nonsense that the government is telling you, huh?'",
26534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Enough with the stupid propaganda! I know that I'm supposed to wash my hands, but I won't, neener-neener!'",
26535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Ey, you look so ugly, I think the mouth protection obligation should be in effect specifically for you and no one else!'",
26536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Fucking obligation to vaccinate! Nobody's gonna vaccinate me against my will!'",
26537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'looks like you were already brainwashed thoroughly by the government...'",
26538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'oh they actually pretend that there was a mass outbreak here...'",
26539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'The hell I'm going in quarantine!'",
26540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Shut up, I'm not infected!'",
26541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You're also just a lackey of the cunt government!'",
26542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I wash my hands when I feel like it, and as long as I think I need to! Bastards!'",
26543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Nobody tells me whether I'm allowed to touch door latches!'",
26544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Blah, social distancing... I could approach someone point blank and wouldn't get infected either!'",
26545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Ey last warning, if any government lackey gets too close to me I'll fire my gun!'",
26546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I tell you, I'm not giving any guarantees! Anyone who wants to force me to wear a mouth protection gets shot!'",
26547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You no longer spout bullshit about corona!'",
26548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Corona does not exist! When will you finally learn?'",
26549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Harharhar, your brainwashing attempts cannot influence me.'",
26550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I'll do to you what I did to the other corona sect spinners.'",
26551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Replacement religions are never gonna win! I know that the risk of infection is exactly zero!'",
26552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Hopefully you contract corona and die, it would hit the right one.'",
26553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I know that the corona virus doesn't really exist, but if it did, it should hit you.'",
26554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'It's all foreign fake news anyway.'",
26555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'The Orwell state can suck my dick, but totally at the ass it can lick!'",
26556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Now you can put your disinfectant blegh stuff where the sun doesn't shine.'",
26557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'No disinfectant slurry will get at MY hands! Mark my words!'",
26558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'A fine because I celebrated a corona party? Yeah, I believe too!'",
26559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Why do you attempt to verify some chains of infection?'",
26560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Nope, I won't put on an alien mouth protection! The aerosol doesn't care about mouth protection anyway!'",
26561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Now I'll cough at you while screaming 'Corona'!'",
26562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Now you'll see what I think of your social distancing.'",
26563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You whined about me not wearing a face mask, but I'll polish your kisser for that.'",
26564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Be quiet, you idiot that repeats everything the government says!'",
26565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Only a brainless person like you believes everything without questioning.'",
26566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Hygiene is overrated anyway!'",
26567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'If a clever party was the government, all the corona hysteria nonsense wouldn't exist!'",
26568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Only a brainwashed drone like you believes everything they say about viruses.'",
26569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'What are you talking, bro, as if going out of my way because of corona had anything to do with responsibility. I believe too.'",
26570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Well okay, I'll stay home today, but this is an exception that I made of my own free will, not because of Corona!'",
26571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I hamstered 20 rolls of toilet paper, now I don't need to go to the supermarket for a year!'",
26572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I distance from people who have the snuffles, coughing and fever, but only when someone has all three of those symptoms!'",
26573 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I'm smart and can decide for myself what's good for me, I don't need a government for that!'",
26574 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Nobody tells me whether I can sit down on a bank in the park, I fucking well still decide that by myself.'",
26575 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'There is no corona pandemic, but only a corona hysteria and globalized mass panic!'",
26576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'There is no corona virus!'",
26577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Nice that you're here. Blablablablabla blablablablabla, blablablablabla stay healthy.'",
26578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Please stay alert for timetable changes and the obligation for mouth-imbecility-covering.'",
26579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'What do they know about viruses anyway?'",
26580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Stay healthy, kindly, or there's an exaggerated fine to pay. Shitty government.'",
26581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Just because they're constantly telling you on all channels, Corona still isn't dangerous!'",
26582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'They actually want to make us believe that any hygiene rules would have an effect.'",
26583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Self-determination is not a malfunction!'",
26584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'What the hell is up with this 'together', I don't have any special consideration for anyone just because of corona!'",
26585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'oar you dirty government lackey...'",
26586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'fuck you with your obligation to get vaccinated, and stick your goddamn syringe up your ass!'",
26587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You damn casper who supposedly knows about viruses! Why is everyone listening to your blah?'",
26588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'ey the responsible person is such a fu...'",
26589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'what that cannot be, now you're going out of your way because of some weird infection chains, which no one can verify anyway...'",
26590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Nope! I'd rather die than entering the corona spinner sect!'",
26591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'oar those aliens, they really think the dumbie mouth protection would be of any use...'",
26592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'One day I'll silence you and your brainless government propaganda permanently.'",
26593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'am I the only person who noticed what a mindless drone you are?'",
26594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'At the ass hangs the hammer, I certainly won't pay 20 euros just because I behaved like a completely normal person.'",
26595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You and your stupid 'for each other' hashtag! I don't care about any 'for each other', I'm the only one who counts!'",
26596 "You feel unable to control your magic!",
26597 "You feel magic-controlled!",
26598 "You feel a loss of experience!",
26599 "You feel a surge of experience!",
26600 "You are grinded!",
26601 "You are grinded! Someone is leveling up their skills by repeatedly attacking you.",
26602 "You inhale some cancerogenous smoke!",
26603 "You inhale some cancerogenous smoke! Why are you such an idiot and smoke, anyway?",
26604 "Kaboom! Your cigarette suddenly causes an explosion.",
26605 "Kaboom! Your cigarette suddenly causes an explosion. (Smoking kills. Keep doing it and eventually the explosion will blow off your face.)",
26607 "Aesh Krau Hoon Uur Naen Vaul (no I don't know what that is supposed to mean either, but apparently words of power or something?)",
26608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'That I cannot be offered.'",
26609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Can't wait to slam off you full refuge!'",
26610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'Now I lure you into my trap, you muck chap.'",
26611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'You little measure-birth!'",
26612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arne'. It reads: 'You are probably the murderer who killed my brother Funo!'",
26613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to simply shoot people! Stop that immediately!'",
26614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'What you're doing looks like it's something illegal!'",
26615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'Well wait, for that I'll put you in the brig!'",
26616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Walter'. It reads: 'You criminal are so devious that I decided to shoot you in an ambush.'",
26617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sophia'. It reads: 'When I'm back, you're gonna bleed.'",
26618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katzou'. It reads: 'The northern route is not as unguarded as it seems.'",
26619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'You're such a spastic bag...'",
26620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Retarded child!'",
26621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Conse'. It reads: 'Your days are numbered!'",
26622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'David'. It reads: 'Just fuck off, tranny!'",
26623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mohmar Deathstrike'. It reads: 'Stop disrupting my infrastructure!'",
26624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'There are enough cops to ensure that you get busted!'",
26625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Hannes'. It reads: 'From now on you're my arch-enemy!'",
26626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'Now I ignite the auto-destruct mechanism to blow you up.'",
26627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sven'. It reads: 'Someone assholey like you certainly won't catch me.'",
26628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Now the POEZ will attack you green eco!'",
26629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'boah you're really the upper eco, but we'll still get you...'",
26630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Flo-ooo'. It reads: 'Soon you will see what it feels like when boots are marching over you.'",
26631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Little Marie'. It reads: 'Hey, you man-woman! Apparently the hormone therapy is working, huh?'",
26632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'what is the matter here?'",
26633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why do I suddenly feel almost faint, what the hell is going on'",
26634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why can't I think of any questions that I could ask?'",
26635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Aee'. It reads: 'why am I bleeding all the time?'",
26636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'Now I'll go paint my fingernails.'",
26637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Muck sows ey!'",
26638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Paul'. It reads: 'Now I'll shoot you mother-fucker!'",
26639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'What, I'm very allowed to stand still! Why wouldn't I be allowed to do that?'",
26640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Why do I have to run around all the time? I don't actually have to do that at all?'",
26641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Cristi'. It reads: 'Fully the stupid rules! I won't obey those, after all I'm with the POEZ!'",
26642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tobi'. It reads: 'I gotta read the cheat sheet again!'",
26643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Now you come and want to apologize? Now that you've created accomplished facts?'",
26644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Yes, you did carry Granny Wendy all the time without even realizing it.'",
26645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'Just FYI, my girlfriend stole all your money yesterday. Did you notice it yet?'",
26646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Markus'. It reads: 'The constitution of our country needs to be protected!'",
26647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i dont accept that, now i will kill you'",
26648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'i will post in every internet forum that you cheat'",
26649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Albert'. It reads: 'that was your last mistake'",
26650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'My game crashed for some reason!'",
26651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'G-cheater'. It reads: 'The air that is coming out of the butt!'",
26652 "Your weapon's material morphs to a different one!",
26653 "Your weapon's material morphs to a different one! Now it's made of paper and will burn up quickly, plus it's no longer effective against thick-skinned monsters.",
26654 "You hear a sparking sound.",
26655 "You hear a sparking sound. This means that a monster outside of your line of sight has just started to load a super-mega-hyper-dyper laser cannon.",
26656 "Marian's odor reminds you of an oriental brothel! What an intrusive perfume is she using, anyway?",
26657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'can do me times with your hygiene...'",
26658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kastortransport'. It reads: 'Did you really get me out of bed for THIS??? '",
26659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'I put up enough blocks to ensure that you can't get to me.'",
26660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Rubben'. It reads: 'Oh, I only rolled a 2, I'd better move back for a little.'",
26661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Get outta here!'",
26662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Go away!'",
26663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I'll soon plug your muzzle!'",
26664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I'll ram you from the roadway!'",
26665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Soon I will together-strike you!'",
26666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'I give no guarantees if I get you!'",
26667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Oar you better don't walk into my path or I'll beat you up!'",
26668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'You dick are really fucked!'",
26669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Trousershitter, come here and fight!'",
26670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Oar now I'll really show it to you, but really, but genuinely, but totally.'",
26671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'If I you get, I make you dead.'",
26672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'You slut!'",
26673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'Boooooring!'",
26674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nikolei'. It reads: 'ey still have to waste half an hour here...'",
26675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'oar you look like a heap of shit...'",
26676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Max'. It reads: 'I placed a trap, harhar!'",
26677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Watch out, I'm in the Top Ten list of this game! Do you think you can keep up with me?'",
26678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Why the hell do you idiot keep trying?'",
26679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'My team is much stronger than you anyway! Just give up!'",
26680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'Don't even think you're good at this game. I'll still kill you.'",
26681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sizzle'. It reads: 'What, you cheater! I'll tell everyone about the fact that you cheated!'",
26682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'daed daedaedididaedidae daedae!'",
26683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'daeddaedaeddaeDIEDDIEdaedaedae!'",
26684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'daedaedaedit-dit-dit-dit-dit!'",
26685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'lieau-lieau-lieau-lieau-lieau...'",
26686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'ow what is that!'",
26687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'there hase me one pain-done!'",
26688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i believe there comes no bus more'",
26689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'deditdit-daetdaet-doeoe...'",
26690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'i believe i am dead'",
26691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'glllllllllllllllllll'",
26692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'where must i to'",
26693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'There's many angles in my castle where I can hide.'",
26694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'It's very unfortunate that you don't want to be kicked by my girl shoes...'",
26695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'That's unfair that you say I supposedly look like a boy! I'll remember that!'",
26696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Johanetta'. It reads: 'Shut up, 'Al Capone'. I'm Special Agent 0013 and will constitute you.'",
26697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Soon I will come back and hurt you insufferable man, plenty.'",
26698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'You got lucky. I'd almost have kicked you in the forehead with my platform sandals.'",
26699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'One day I hopefully ascend to heaven and then I can go to the toilet whenever I want to.'",
26700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Now I go to the toilet.'",
26701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'I have to produce erogenous noises with my butt again.'",
26702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Klara'. It reads: 'Soon I'll be on the toilet, and then my butt can finally produce exciting pressing noises again.'",
26703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'I didn't kick many others in the legs today yet, but I want to change that.'",
26704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludgera'. It reads: 'Nobody will ever figure out that my hideout also houses the secret entrance.'",
26705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'I'm still a virgin. Please forgive me for acting like one.'",
26706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'I'm a young woman. You should respect me and accomodate for my needs.'",
26707 "Apparently you managed to save yourself from the bloodthirsty girl turn shoes.",
26708 "It seems that Julietta finally got bored and decides to annoy other people instead of you.",
26709 "The girls feel like kicking your hands bloodily with their sneakers!",
26710 "Now you'll be subjected to Julietta's torture, and she'll subject you to random punishments from time to time.",
26711 "Julietta rolls the dice to randomly select a punishment for you...",
26712 "Julietta rolls the dice to randomly select a punishment for you... You're shackled! Now the only thing you can do is hope that she frees you again, but she's actually in the mood to kill you instead!",
26713 "You're relieved to have gotten over the nastiness. Beware, there may still be some traps around.",
26714 "Oh no, the master of nasty traps is laying out her snares to get you!",
26715 "Lydia scratches your butt-ugly business shoes with her high heels.",
26716 "Lydia scratches your butt-ugly business shoes with her high heels. Serves you right for wearing them, you should don some good-looking pair instead.",
26717 "Oh whoops, your footwear welds itself to your feet. This might be the result of a curse.",
26718 "Oh whoops, your footwear welds itself to your feet. This might be the result of a curse. (Thank you, Captain Obvious.)",
26719 "Your stuff has withered. God are you a wasteful player, you should stop playing with Lou's dirty sneakers.",
26720 "You slip with your stiletto heels and crash into the floor. Ouch! Perhaps you should... I dunno, don some shoes with which it's actually possible to walk?",
26721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I'm a very attractive young woman, and I enjoy acting like one.'",
26722 "the orc blockes your skill with its expert!",
26723 "you lash out with a sharpened skill...",
26724 "You gain intrinsics if you are skilled in skills.",
26725 "Why is Eddard Stark not called Edward? Why is Petyr Baelish not called Peter? And most of all, what's up with the name Joffrey, is that a cross between Jeffrey and Geoffrey?",
26726 "if someone sits in one place and doesn't move for long enough that their muscle mass vanishes, they should say 'atrophy get'", /* by aosdict */
26727 "You magically regain consciousness!",
26728 "The way to winning SLEX does not involve pestering Amy to make changes that result in the game becoming easier, you have to adjust your playstyle to match SLEX's difficulty.",
26729 "When suggesting changes for SLEX, 'but if you implement this change that makes the game easier, it'll still be hard enough!' is never a valid argument. I (Amy) detect such sneaky attempts to neutralize SLEX's intended difficulty.",
26730 "You don't need to propose changes that reduce SLEX's difficulty. If you find the game too hard, well, bummer - you're not gonna be handed an easy win if you whine about things that work as intended, you have to put in some real work if you want to ascend and that means, git gud scrub! :-P",
26731 "If you plan to complain about player-hostile features in slex, reconsider. You're not the first player who plays the game (probably), and even if you are, whatever it is that you're complaining about, many other players have complained about before. Unless it's a bona fide crash bug, it probably works as intended and won't get changed.",
26732 "Do you hate the nasty traps in SLEX with a fiery passion? Of course you do, every player save for Amy does. Many of them have complained and wanted them either nerfed or removed, and Amy has never given in. Do you *really* think she'd give in now just because you are the one complaining?",
26733 "oh poor you! the dungeon has disappeared! I bet u did something naughty, teehee! Do you want your possessions identified?",
26734 "You are playing the variant that adds the megacheat, where levels are regenerated whenever the level file goes missing for any reason. Find a way to enact that glitch on purpose and you can turn the castle into an infinity wishing engine.",
26735 "Oh no! Your implant was h@xx0red!",
26736 "Oh no! Your implant was h@xx0red! Now it's heavily cursed and you probably have to use a nymph to get rid of it.",
26737 "Oh no! Your implant was h@xx0red! Now it no longer conveys telepathy, but instead shows faux monsters that aren't really there, just to confuse you.",
26738 "Oh no! Your implant was h@xx0red! Now the CIA will know where you are, and they'll find you and your hidden porn stash.",
26739 "You eat the trope ration. An anvil falls on your head and flattens you like a pancake. Do you want your possessions identified?",
26740 "The watch captain eats the trope ration. The watch captain mentions that he's looking forward to retiring tomorrow.",
26741 "You feel as if a stroke of good luck passed by.",
26742 "You feel as if a stroke of good luck passed by. This means that you would have gotten a wish but due to some random reason that you'll only figure out by reading the source code, you actually didn't get one.",
26743 "You startscummed for an eternity but none of the fountains gave a wish. Did Amy fix that strategy by any chance?",
26744 "Don't waste your time startscumming healers for certain potion appearances. If your experience level isn't at least 5, they won't ever grant a wish. Play the game normally instead!",
26745 "Ugh-Ugh, your butt suddenly doesn't feel so good...",
26746 "Ugh-Ugh, your butt suddenly doesn't feel so good... maybe you shouldn't have eaten so much rotten food?",
26747 "Why the hell is Lord Karstark called 'Rickard' with first name? Is that supposed to be a cross between Rick and Richard??? That's stupid. Apparently the names of GoT characters are just regular real-life names with one letter swapped for something else to sound more 'fantasy-like'.",
26748 "Omg I watched the scene with Brienne and Jaime and I have to say... Brienne totally looks like a man. She even has a goddamn beard!!! I'm just so glad that I read that one fanfic first, where instead of that Brienne man-woman we have Julyne Stark, who has a long bundle :-)",
26749 "There is no need to get emotionally invested in any Game of Thrones character, because they all get killed anyway, often for no reason other than some other schemer character hating them. In the end there's just a gigantic mass grave.",
26750 "The Starks should actually be renamed to the Schwachs because they're such goddamn weaklings that all end up getting killed by the Lannisters without even fighting back. It should have been pretty obvious that the evil Cersei monster and her henchman Joffrey are EVIL with a capital E!",
26751 "Cersei uses the most makeup of all Westeros women. What does she use to apply it to her face? A big fat putty, probably.",
26752 "The monster Cersei and her henchmen Joffrey and Tywin are planning to genocide the entire House Stark. No one can stop them, and those who tried are dead now. All hope lies in Julyne Stark's valyrian dagger, which will hopefully find its way into Joffrey's throat.",
26753 "Eddard Stark the Cunning is such a loser who not only doesn't anticipate that Cersei, the monster, is going to execute him, no, even when it becomes crystal clear that she'd do that, he's not cunning enough to simply devise a plan to stab her in the back or something and end her reign of terror. Sigh.",
26754 "Bran broke his neck because he was so stupid to think it was a good idea to disturb Cersei and Jaime while they were playing a game of halma.",
26755 "The real reason why Locke didn't r*pe Brienne in the TV show wasn't because Jaime lied to him about some ominous sapphires, but because he was turned off by the fact that Brienne looks like a guy. However, in the fanfic Julyne Stark was less lucky.",
26756 "You encounter two cute little asian girls, but suddenly they grab your arms and twist them in a way that prevents your blood from circulating through them! And you can't fight back while the girls use their fleecy hands to do surprisingly painful things to you!",
26757 "You encounter two cute little asian girls, but suddenly each of them grabs one of your arms and with their other, free hands they start clawing and pinching you with very sharp-edged fingernails which turn out to make for extremely effective cutting tools.",
26758 "welcome to slex, works as intended :P everything in slex works as intended! especially things that make the player go 'what the fuck are you serious Amy??? '",
26759 "You feel a strange vibration on your face! Zits appear from nowhere!", /* by nabru */
26760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'Function fire!'",
26761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'Oh, there's an item, and it's even in the golden status! You guessed correctly: it's a function!'",
26762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'Whenever you try to shoot me, I simply duck so you can't hit me.'",
26763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'The game is programmed badly, all the enemies still see me even though I threw a smoke grenade! The only thing that changed is that it's lagging on my end because of the smoke animation!'",
26764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'Bots are behaving in completely unrealistic ways, it's obvious that they're no humans.'",
26765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'I play Counter-Strike for a couple hours each day.'",
26766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'I'm pretty good at Counter-Strike. Wanna bet that I'd beat you in a match?'",
26767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Nadja'. It reads: 'My butt is producing erotic Nadja noises for you now.'",
26768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Do you like it if my butt produces very tender air current noises?'",
26769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Now you have to inhale my farting gas until you fall down unconscious.'",
26770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'It's a lot of fun applying pressure with my butt and blowing the stinking gas into your face.'",
26771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jessica'. It reads: 'Why are you complaining about my asian butt? I'm producing the farting noises specially for you!'",
26772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Do you enjoy my squeaky farting noises?'",
26773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'My butt can squeak out a lot of farting gas, and you'll definitely be sexually aroused by it.'",
26774 "You were about to read the novel, but the content has been taken down.",
26775 "You were about to read the novel, but the content has been taken down. It probably contained all of one single boring vanilla sex scene and some prudes complained so much that there was a DMCA notice.",
26776 "Some thin air brushes you!",
26777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You call it pandemic, I call it panic-hysteric!'",
26778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why are you wearing no mouth protection?'",
26779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'corona is dangerous! please be careful!'",
26780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you have to keep two meters of distance to me!'",
26781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i will convert you conscientious mouth protection objector now!'",
26782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'there comes one much too near to me ran! help!'",
26783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you touched a door latch without gloves! why do you do that, you contract corona from that!'",
26784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why do you touch the latch with the hand, you need to use the elbow'",
26785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you arent wearing a mask! now i have to call the police!'",
26786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'dont dare sneezing in my direction! ill get the police!'",
26787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you violated the mask obligation!'",
26788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you have to be converted! even you have to accept that corona is dangerous!'",
26789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you dont have an immunity passport, so you shouldnt be allowed to be in public at all anymore!'",
26790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'corona is really dangerous! you have to watch out at all times or you get sick!'",
26791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the facts are unambiguous! the incidence value is higher than 50 and therefore you should stay at home!'",
26792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'what, why dont you want to get vaccinated? youd be protected from corona!'",
26793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'your hands arent disinfected at all! wait, let me get out my spray and disinfect them for you!'",
26794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why arent you paying attention to hygiene? the chancellor constantly advocates people to do so!'",
26795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'these people would have to wash their hands more often, then corona wouldnt spread that quickly!'",
26796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the mouth protection obligation is valid for you too! there are no exceptions!'",
26797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'we need to introduce compulsory vaccinations, as quickly as possible!'",
26798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why are you opposing the government? do you want that everyone dies of corona?'",
26799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i think i have to get quarantined now'",
26800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you crosswise thinker, your behavior is deliberate!'",
26801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i didnt wash my hands for five minutes, i have to wash them again immediately!'",
26802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'damn! didnt watch out once and touched a door latch! now i could be infected!'",
26803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'help! someone approached me at point blank! i have fear!'",
26804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'go now pleasepleaseplease further and dont stand still near me!'",
26805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'all who dont wear mouth protection should have to pay a fine of a hundred euros!'",
26806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you are behaving in such an unhygienical way...'",
26807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you no longer spread fake news about corona allegedly not existing!'",
26808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'corona very probably exists! stop asserting that it was only a fake'",
26809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'im not brainwashing you! i only tell the truth'",
26810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'ill still convert the conscientious corona objectors!'",
26811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'fake news will never win, i know that one in a hundred people is infected!'",
26812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'if you were to die of corona youd finally have to admit that it really exists!'",
26813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'one day you will have corona and then youll wish you hadnt pretended that it didnt exist.'",
26814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the corona virus comes from china but now it exists in our area too!'",
26815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'thankfully theres the state that will protect us from corona!'",
26816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'now i really spray my hands with plenty of disinfectant.'",
26817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'my hands are disinfected now'",
26818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you celebrated a corona party! but i informed the police!'",
26819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'whom did you last meet? i have to tell that to the police so the infection chains can be researched'",
26820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you have to wear a mouth protection! that also helps against the aerosols! guaranteed!'",
26821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'from now on theres the rule that if you sneeze, you always do it in the armpit!'",
26822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'keep your distance! understood?'",
26823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'never question what the government says ever again!'",
26824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'only enemies of the state like you refuse to believe the governments facts!'",
26825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'kindly obey the rules of hygiene at last!'",
26826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'thankfully no propaganda party is the government, but one that explains how corona works!'",
26827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'tomorrow evening you have to listen to the new virologist podcast! they tell you what goes off!'",
26828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'wear responsibility! wear mask!'",
26829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i stay at home today because the seven day incidence is too high again'",
26830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i have to get my purchases to my home because im quarantined starting from tomorrow'",
26831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i distance from all people who have fever, snuffles or coughing!'",
26832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'thankfully the government said that everyone should stay at home today, so thats what im doing'",
26833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'im sitting down at home, cant sit down on a public bank in the park because id get corona if i did'",
26834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'now i wait until a conscientious mouth protection objector comes and then i call the police'",
26835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'now i go home, at least there are no conscientious corona objectors there'",
26836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'only at home are you safe from people who dont obey the hygiene rules!'",
26837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'of course the mouth protection obligation is valid in the dungeon too!'",
26838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i disinfected and wear a mask, but i still stay far away from other people!'",
26839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the corona pandemic is very dangerous!'",
26840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the corona virus is spreading! all citizens have to obey the hygiene rules to not get infected!'",
26841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'wear your mouth nose covering in the entire station area and please use the entire length of the train for entern-and exiting!'",
26842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'my ladies and gentlemen, in our train there is the obligation to cover your mouth and nose!'",
26843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the virologists will explain to us how big the risk of infection is by now'",
26844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'help stop the spread of coronavirus and stay healthy'",
26845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'we need even more information boards and announcements so that people behave properly during the corona crisis!'",
26846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'me go the hygiene measures not far enough!'",
26847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'in a situation like this its best if a strong government tells us how to behave'",
26848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the ones in the north spin, no wonder they have so many cases of corona!'",
26849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'keep helping slow down the spread of coronavirus hashtagforeachother'",
26850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the corona pandemic is real, thats no panic-hysteric! the actual threat is immense!'",
26851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'the government should put you in jail!'",
26852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'we may not be mean to the people from east! theyre innocent!'",
26853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i will vaccinate you against corona now! thats for your best, then youll be immune for your remaining life!'",
26854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why does everyone hate the chancellor for trying to improve the life of all of us?'",
26855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why does everyone refuse helping to track down the infection chains?'",
26856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'id rather die than having to let conscientious corona objectors annoy me'",
26857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'these crazy persons are all violating the mask obligation en masse, someone should stop them'",
26858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'one day everyone, including you, will always have to wear a mask, even when youre at home alone'",
26859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'im probably the only one who notices how irresponsible you are'",
26860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'if the police catches you, youll pay 20 euros because you violated the corona protocols!'",
26861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you also have to support the foreachother hashtag! the only way to master this crisis is together!'",
26862 /* the following ones are purely intended to poke fun at the german "gender asterisk" orthography that I (Amy) consider almost impossible to read; it's hard to accurately port some of those lines to english but I tried my best; similarities to any real person are purely coincidental, I wrote all the lines myself --Amy */
26863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'good day! are you also in my party? will you vote me for chancellor*ess?'",
26864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'are you also convinced that the honorful feminist*esses are following a noble purpose?'",
26865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'what do you think of the education niveau of this country's pupilesses and pupils?'",
26866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'good day, mr. or woman player*1*ess! what are your preferred pronouns?'",
26867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'do you also think that the gender spokesman should actually be a woman?'",
26868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'what do you think of quota rules? do you also think that there should be as many colleagueesses as colleagues?'",
26869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'vote for my party! you could increase the amount of women in jobs where they're underrepresented!'",
26870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i'm fishing for votes right now! do you want to be an(e) voter*ess of my party and me, candidate*ess theskchild?'",
26871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'greet god*dess! nice weather, huh?'",
26872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i'm currently taking a walk with my dog*ess! and what are you doing here?'",
26873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'do you like women? then support our petition for more female officer*esses in this country!'",
26874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'now i however need to call the policewo*men!'",
26875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'from now on you better obey the law, otherwise i have to call the sergeant*ess-at-arms*esses!'",
26876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'the laws of this republic are valid for all citizenesses and citizens! please obey them!'",
26877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'this escalation is absolutely inappropriate! mr. or woman player*1*ess, please calm down!'",
26878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'you are probably not a honorable citizeness or a honorable citizen!'",
26879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'now i probably have to pull out my weap*oess! or is it called weapon*ess?'",
26880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'you are a(n) lawbreaker*ess!'",
26881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'my party will make sure that deviator*esses like you are excluded from the party!'",
26882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'are you a right wing populist*ess?'",
26883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'why are you attacking me? are you a women hater*ess?'",
26884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'are you voting for the extremists? you will never become the new leader*ess of fascism, that's for sure!'",
26885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'equal rights! i'm a woman, so you're not allowed to attack me!'",
26886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'why are wom*en in leadership position*s still being discriminated against?'",
26887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'that way we'll never convince our voteresses and voters...'",
26888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'this is an attack against all comrad*esses of our party!'",
26889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'help! police! a criminaless or a criminal attacked me!'",
26890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'why didn't you show a valid ticke*t to the train conductor*ess?'",
26891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'if you try to strangle me from behind, i will kick back with my high heel! and it's fair that you're not allowed to wear them!'",
26892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'this country just isn't safe! if we had more female policewo*men, this problem would be nonexistant!'",
26893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'no! i may not be killed by a knife attacker*ess so close to the chancellor*ess election!'",
26894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'racist*esses everywhere!'",
26895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'look at you and your other disgusting racist*esses... one cannot even be as inhuwo*man as that...'",
26896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'dear citizenesses and citizens, the or tha criminal*ess isn't posing a threat anymore!'",
26897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i have to call a medic*ess for you!'",
26898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'don't worry, the driver or the driveress of the ambulance is on the way to you already!'",
26899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'thanks to our reliable policewo*men, they are doing an outstanding job to protect our citizen*esses!'",
26900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'that is the fate of all lawbreaker*esses!'",
26901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'soon i'll be chancellor*ess!'",
26902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i'm looking forward to the next election of state chancellor*ess!'",
26903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'we don't allow right-wing populist*esses in this country!'",
26904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'the executive of our state is laying down the law and removing the protestor*esses!'",
26905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'you can tell your sayings to the judg*ess now!'",
26906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'do you really think women would be less capable of having a political position compared to men? you're wrong on that one!'",
26907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'for more equality! now!'",
26908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'from today on, the female sex is no longer underrepresented!'",
26909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'parity quote in the parliament now!'",
26910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'you've underestimated a tender woman! i'll teach you to respect me in future!'",
26911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i'm using my high heels, which may of course be worn by women only, as a weapon against you aggressor*ess!'",
26912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i have to read the newspaper in peace, let's see what the journalist*esses wrote'",
26913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'lately i got a letter from the savings cash and complained that they don't call me customer*ess!'",
26914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'today i have to perform my duty as a housewive, and i don't care that there are no housemen'",
26915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i have to use a seat so i can think about gender equality in the english language'",
26916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'women are exactly as good markswo*men as men!'",
26917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'when i sleep at night i dream of a gender-equal world'",
26918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i have to rest and think of my fantasy planet where there's a women's quota everywhere'",
26919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'a while ago i saw a man on the ladies' toilet! that's a no-go!'",
26920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'a while ago i was on the gentlemen's toilet as a lady and scratched open the shins of everyone who complained!'",
26921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i will now compose a ten-page letter to the government demanding a parity rule'",
26922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'we have to convice all of our voter*esses to make this country more social and just!'",
26923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'dear all! our petition to add the gender asterisk to our constitution will soon be successful!'",
26924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'dear colleagu*esses, hereby i call to our today's member meeting...'",
26925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'comradesses and comrades of our party, hereby i swear you to the union!'",
26926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'gender language makes the female gender visible! that is super important!'",
26927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'men may not wear high heels! that would violate the equality principles!'",
26928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i am not a little child, i'm a respectable woman who fights for gender equality!'",
26929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'women may of course be in technical jobs too, not just men!'",
26930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'why is there a boys day? boys are overrepresented anyway, we only need a girls day!'",
26931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'there are too many evil dudes in the world, and they're the biggest problem because they keep breaking the law!'",
26932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'all citizenesses and citizens have to obey the gender-equal rules of language!'",
26933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'it's only the beginning that the gender*asterisk was added to the orthography rules!'",
26934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'of course we women may go on the gentlemen's toilet too, after all we can pick our identity as we please!'",
26935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'of course men may not go on the ladies' toilet and if they do it anyway, we'll hurt them a lot!'",
26936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'the english teacher*esses always have to give a better mark to girls, everything else is discriminatory!'",
26937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'elementary school teacher*esses are female more often than male, i think it should have to be the same at high school too!'",
26938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'the extremists consist of unscrupulous right-wing populist*esses who want to destroy the principles of our freedom!'",
26939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'one day our party will save the comradesses and comrades from the evil extremists!'",
26940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'we should make it clear to everyone that the member*esses of the extremist party are all fascist*esses!'",
26941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'oh* no* my* asterisk* button* jams!* *what*is*the*matter*there*how*do*i*repair*that*'",
26942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'i need ae physiciae or an physicieness! oh wait, that's wrong! what's it called? physicier? phy*sici*en?'",
26943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'my high blood*pressure is playing up again!* does a party colleagu*e maybe have some medicine for* m*e?'",
26944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'it's really a disgrace that respected policewo*men are treated like this and i cannot intervene...'",
26945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'don't cross the passenger*ess path, err why are there passenger inside and not outside?'",
26946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'oh no, i believe i get eye*cancer from my own gender*formulation*esses!'",
26947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'that cannot be! you cannot have this position as a man, that's reserved for women!'",
26948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'no! wrong world! you may not become a nurse! only women may be one, otherwise it's unjust!'",
26949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'citizen*esses violate*ess again*si the*e law*s a*s *they* damn*esses pleas*esses*t*!*'", /* the misspelling of "against" is, of course, intentional --Amy */
26950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'the pupilesses and pupils have to obeyesses the instructions and instructionesses of the teacheresses and teachers at all times... err...'",
26951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'theskchild'. It reads: 'that*can*nevertheless*not*true*be*why*are*so*many*men*womenhater*inside*...*'",
26952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'It's still too early! I can't hurt you now!'",
26953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Oh no, please don't tell me that I gained weight yet again!'",
26954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'You have to fight with me now. Please obey the rules.'",
26955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'll try to kick you with my boots, but I hope that you'll fight back and defeat me.'",
26956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'You're here this early?'",
26957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Are you always first?'",
26958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Do you want to cheer me up?'",
26959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Why did you have to tell me that I gained weight? I was hoping that I had lost weight instead...'",
26960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Please don't hurt me!'",
26961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I can't eat cake! Please offer it to someone else who isn't as thick as me!'",
26962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'You may not bash my tender butt cheeks with your palm!'",
26963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Do you really want to make me cry? That's not nice...'",
26964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'You want to punish me, I know it.'",
26965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'No! I may not gain even more weight!'",
26966 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'll never succeed in losing weight and becoming attractive this way!'",
26967 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Please stop hurting me now!'",
26968 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'This pain... it's certainly due to the fact that I've eaten too much...'",
26969 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm pleased about the fact that you'll probably defeat me. This is a secret though, please don't tell it to anyone.'",
26970 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Oh no, my girl hugging boots aren't high-heeled and therefore I couldn't use them to hold onto the window!'",
26971 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Please fight fair! Otherwise I don't have any chance at all!'",
26972 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Please! I know I've been a naughty girl, but I didn't behave that way voluntarily!'",
26973 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'No wonder nobody finds me attractive if I constantly gain weight...'",
26974 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'What do I have to do to finally get rid of those excess pounds?'",
26975 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Sob...'",
26976 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'No! Why? I really don't want to break your leg...'",
26977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm so sorry...'",
26978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Why aren't you fighting back? Now my boots will break your leg and it's terrible...'",
26979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Now my butt produces very beautiful Ina noises for you.'",
26980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Why aren't you even putting in some effort? I was hoping for an interesting battle...'",
26981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Since you attacked me, I now have no choice but to bludgeon you with my hugging boots.'",
26982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Please allow me to use the boys' WC!'",
26983 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm sorry, I have to put a log of shit on the toilet seat with my butt. I don't have any choice!'",
26984 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'My butt will put a log of shit on your left hand now.'",
26985 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'You may not insult me! Since you did it anyway, I'll crap a log of shit on your right hand too, now.'",
26986 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'I hope you like the squeaking noises when my butt farts in your face.'",
26987 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'My Ina butt produces very beautiful farting noises specially for you.'",
26988 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'You may gladly stroke my buttocks while I'm producing my Ina squeaking noises for you.'",
26989 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm very sorry, but I had to crap a log of shit on your toilet seat that you have to clean now.'",
26990 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'As a young woman I'm unfortunately obligated to crap on your toilet seat. Please don't be mad at me!'",
26991 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'My butt likes to squeak while farting to tease you.'",
26992 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'You probably have to grapple quite a bit with my girl kicks.'",
26993 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katharina'. It reads: 'My boot kicks are very strong. They'll probably hurt you quite a bit.'",
26994 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'll slam painful girl kicks against your legs.'",
26995 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I absolutely need to lose weight...'",
26996 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I feel so bad today, don't want to leave the house!'",
26997 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I just want to lock myself in a room and cry.'",
26998 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'It's all so sad...'",
26999 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Why is there no challenger coming?'",
27000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm getting the suspicion that the challenger got stuck somewhere and cannot continue...'",
27001 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Maybe I can lose at least one kilogram of weight by going to the toilet.'",
27002 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I'm feeling so miserable today, I'll just lie down in bed again.'",
27003 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I... I have to rest for a bit...'",
27004 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'If I don't move, I'll also never lose weight, but I'm so exhausted...'",
27005 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I don't even dare using the scale again...'",
27006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'It's still too early for a fight.'",
27007 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I have to wait until someone challenges me to a battle.'",
27008 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'My hope is that the challenger reaches me and then defeats me in battle.'",
27009 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'My sturdy hugging boots look very pretty.'",
27010 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Today I still don't feel better than yesterday...'",
27011 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'When looking in the mirror, I realize that I'm still too thick.'",
27012 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Hopefully today I'll be accepted the way I am.'",
27013 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Life isn't worth living when you're as thick as me!'",
27014 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I knew that you consider me to be too thick...'",
27015 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Can you take me to the clinic? Please?'",
27016 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'I feel my goddess calling me to her...'",
27017 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'What? The scale's saying that I'm weighing 40 kilograms? That's way too much, I'll get a cardiac arr... ahh...'",
27018 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Why did you have to insist that I eat some cake? I knew that it'd not sit well with me!'",
27019 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ina'. It reads: 'Please write 'She ate too much' on my tombstone...'",
27020 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'If you want to win, you also have to fight with me.'",
27021 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'This battle requires that you contend with me, among others. Good luck!'",
27022 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Morning! Are you also looking forward to this day?'",
27023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Do you think I'm sexy?'",
27024 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'You're always around these parts, huh?'",
27025 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Want to have some fun with me?'",
27026 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I want to fight with you and slam my wedge sandals against your legs.'",
27027 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Are you happy to see me?'",
27028 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'You're fighting not that badly, but do you think that's good enough to win?'",
27029 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'What's it you're saying? You don't consider my dress to be sexy? Why not?'",
27030 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'You're not respecting me at all! Do you not like young women?'",
27031 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'One moment! You can't just pull down my clothing, but have to let me abuse you first!'",
27032 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'For that I'll beat your head with my wedge heels.'",
27033 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I gotta admit that your fighting isn't that bad.'",
27034 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Hmm. I gotta admit that if this battle keeps going like it did so far, you'll actually win. Impressive.'",
27035 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Hands off. You don't have permission yet to remove my underwear.'",
27036 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Why does everyone consider it bad that I'm a young woman?'",
27037 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'A small setback, but I'll get over it.'",
27038 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'You're being defeated. Now you'll have to fight a bunch of other opponents first until you may challenge me again.'",
27039 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'My high-heeled sandals place painful kicks against your leg.'",
27040 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I won't stop placing girlful kicks against your leg, which are very pain-intensive.'",
27041 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Why is it sounding so hollow when my wedge heel slams on your skull? Could it be that your head actually doesn't have any content?'",
27042 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Well, I guess you didn't expect that the sexy young woman has so much combat experience.'",
27043 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'My butt can produce beautiful farting noises. Enjoy.'",
27044 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I'll squeak my farting gas into your face very powerfully. Be aware that you may become unconscious from it.'",
27045 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Oh, you want me to fart you in the face some more? Sure, I'll gladly do you this favor.'",
27046 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'My butt is really super attractive, don't you agree?'",
27047 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I specifically put a log of shit with my butt on the toilet seat for you.'",
27048 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Do you want to watch my butt intentionally crapping a log of shit on your toilet seat?'",
27049 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Yeah, I intentionally put a log of shit on your left hand with my girl butt.'",
27050 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'Oh, you're complaining? Well then my tender butt will also crap a log of shit on your right hand now.'",
27051 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elena'. It reads: 'I'll kick you in the nuts for trying to physically attack me.'",
27052 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Your victory was so near and now you threw it away with your little games... Well, better luck next time.'",
27053 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Now I'll go rest for a bit.'",
27054 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'A short rest will work wonders for me.'",
27055 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Maybe I can spend some comfy time in the library.'",
27056 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'The challengers won't be coming for a while, time to get comfy...'",
27057 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Timeout! I have to quickly go to the toilet.'",
27058 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Maybe I should make a cameo appearance on the dungeon level you're on, just to annoy you.'",
27059 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'My work for today is done, now I'll go home.'",
27060 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I gotta play young woman for a bit.'",
27061 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Maybe I'll go shop for pretty dresses today!'",
27062 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I feel well rested!'",
27063 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Wow, I don't want to appear vain, but I just looked in the mirror and saw that I'm super sexy today!'",
27064 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'It's a lot of fun to wear wedge sandals.'",
27065 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'I'm so glad to have a strong sense of trendiness!'",
27066 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Oh, am I seeing that right, you want to have fun with me instead of winning the game? Well, go ahead.'",
27067 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Oh no, my beautiful blue dress! Now it's ruined!'",
27068 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'No! You mean robber stole my expensive dress and now you'll probably sell it to some shady vendor for a few zorkmids!'",
27069 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eveline'. It reads: 'Well that last rulebreak of yours was particularly brazen, even for you.'",
27070 "You feel less hungry.",
27071 "You feel less hungry. This is probably because you just ate something.",
27072 "You feel less hungry, but in reality you're about to starve. Quick! Eat something or you'll die with no warning because you have a rare disease that reverses your hunger feelings!",
27073 "You start a trip on the road to nowhere.",
27074 "You continue a trip on the road to nowhere...",
27075 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Fuck the lockdown, no one needs that!'",
27076 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'we immediately need a global lockdown in this country!'",
27077 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'I'm advocating the immediate abolishment of all corona restrictions because they're completely useless anyway!'",
27078 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'if the current restrictions arent helping, we need even more of them!'",
27079 "Eep! This chaos triggers your OCD.",
27080 "Eep! This chaos triggers your OCD. Who the hell left so much trash here?!",
27081 "The woman with sexy leather pumps sratches like a bitch.",
27082 "The woman with sexy leather pumps sratches like a bitch. That's maybe because she *is* a bitch, in fact.",
27083 "Platform twelve now arriving Six-One to Bendach! And the train to Kirchheim arrives at 7:30 even though it's about to become 10:30 already.",
27084 "You are being contaminated by 5G e-smog.",
27085 "You are being contaminated by 5G e-smog. Careful, if you're exposed to 5G for too long you'll develop corona.",
27086 "The super-nope-express train travels as RB 18 even though it's supposed to be RE 10a.",
27087 "You're at fully the cucumber station! All the trains are constantly delayed and there's no WLAN either!",
27088 "The connecting train is the only one that's on time and it takes off in front of your nose so you cannot catch it. That is the case even if you'd change trains on the same platform.",
27089 "You smell burnt toast.",
27090 "You smell burnt toast. What does this have to do with sexy high heels?",
27091 "Eep - you gazed at the image of Medusa that is drawn on the front side of your bra! You start turning to stone.",
27092 "Eep - you gazed at the image of Medusa that is drawn on the front side of your bra! You start turning to stone. (Who the hell would put such an image on a bra, anyway??? )",
27093 "You feel more capable of controlling your magic!",
27094 "You feel more capable of controlling your magic! Sadly, this feeling is just a deception, because you're still as bad at spellcasting as ever.",
27095 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Protect yourself and others! Protect yourself! Protect! Protect! Pro-Pro-Pro-Pppppppppppppppppppp...'",
27096 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'protect yourself and others! always wear a mouth-face-covering and keep the minimum distance!'",
27097 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Protect yourself, you underage adult! You can't make your own decisions from now on! Bullshit!'",
27098 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'protect yourself, thats the only measure that you can use to prevent contracting corona!'",
27099 "Santa hacks you with the tinsel longsword! Santa hacks you with the tinsel longsword! Santa gives you a gift.... it explodes!! you are caught in the explosion! Your potion of eggnog boils and explodes! You die.... but wait!! your nose glows red!", /* by Neko-chan */
27100 "Sometimes it gives completely beautiful bangies!",
27101 "The teacher inside woman is such a christmas child!",
27102 "You feel ready for climbing.",
27103 "Your finger turns to dust and vanishes! Your ceramic ring is unharmed.",
27104 "* jonadab contemplates creating a fork of xnethack, called Extended Xnethack. And then adding a couple of features and calling it Loaded Extended Xnethack. And then adding one more feature and calling it Super Loaded Extended Xnethack.",
27105 "you see here an eleven cloak. yes, that's right, eleven. it's not a typo it's a thick fleecy coat made of eleven cloaks in different fleecy colours and textures",
27106 "Next station: Hall Break. Exit in the schwueluelueluelueing direction of travel.",
27107 "You overhear some hectic talk.",
27108 "You catch earshot of your fellow adventurers.",
27109 "You feel that they're coming for you.",
27110 "You don't think you're alone here...",
27111 "You are highly alert for some reason.",
27112 "You are afraid that everyone on this dungeon level is infected with covid-19!",
27113 "You just know that there's someone around who should be quarantined, but isn't!",
27114 "You hear someone sneezing constantly! Why isn't that corona-infected fucker staying at home?!",
27115 "You overhear a loudspeaker announcement: 'Protect yourself and others! Keep your distance to other people and wear your face mask at all times. Help us stop the spread of coronavirus and stay healthy.'",
27116 "You think you just saw a bunch of cops passing you by! Good thing they didn't realize that you weren't wearing your mask properly!",
27117 "You lose 20 skill points forever, undoing any enhancements that you did with those points - you won't get them back, sucker :-P",
27118 "You lose 20 skill points forever, undoing any enhancements that you did with those points - you won't get them back, sucker. Because the # of skill slots you gain from leveling up is predetermined. Now you're still XL15, but have much fewer slots than you'd normally have, meaning your char is permanently screwed. Too bad.",
27119 "You lose your skill slots forever!",
27120 "You lose your skill slots forever! Well, in theory you can gain slots too by e.g. fountain quaffing, but that's a VERY small chance. It's more likely that you simply get instakilled when you quaff a fountain.",
27121 "You feel that there are women around who really like various high heels.",
27122 "The women got bored of the multitude of high heels.",
27123 "Oh, it seems that the hussies are on the loose!",
27124 "There's an announcement saying that the hussies no longer consider you a target. Phew.",
27125 "You get the feeling that some women are trying to convert you.",
27126 "The women gave up their attempts to convert you.",
27127 "Ack! There's birds on the loose, and they want to eat your shoes!",
27128 "There's a loud flapping noise indicating that the evil shoe-hating birds are leaving the dungeon.",
27129 "You want to endlessly listen to squeaking farting noises.",
27130 "Aww, apparently you no longer want to listen to squeaking farting noises. But why? You didn't even come yet...",
27131 "The power of feminism compels you.",
27132 "The power of feminism seems to be decreasing. Don't feel safe just yet, though.",
27133 "Oh my god, you are now afflicted with the life-threatening disease known as anorexia!",
27134 "Since you didn't vomit for a week, your anorexia condition disappears. But here's a newsflash: you could have instantly healed the condition by simply dying (don't try that at home).",
27135 "A heinously evil woman plans to force you to clean the shit from all kinds of female shoes...",
27136 "You got enough and decide to end the evil woman's slavery reign by bashing her face with a platform boot that has cow dung on the soles. After striking her down, you flee from your prison and don't look back.",
27137 "There's some karate women who want to demonstrate their combat capabilities to you.",
27138 "You finished playing with the karate women.",
27139 "You suddenly feel that the women in this dungeon are quite attractive...",
27140 "It dawns on you that being seduced by women isn't a good thing, because they might steal your stuff.",
27141 "The women want to slit your legs with razor-sharp high heels! Be afraid of them!",
27142 "You survived the dangerous high heels... for now.",
27143 "You feel that someone is going to open the zippers of your boots, making you fumble into a heap of dog shit.",
27144 "At last, you wised up and decided to switch to a pair of boots without zippers.",
27145 "Oh no, some annoying blonde girl starts to follow you around. Sigh. Why can't you get a clever companion instead?!",
27146 "Now you're so annoyed that you slap that annoying blonde girl right in the face, knocking her out. Maybe now she'll leave you alone, she already caused enough annoyance anyway.",
27147 "The asshole claws damage your pretty high heels!",
27148 "The asshole claws damage your pretty high heels! You start swearing at the damn claws, including lots of censored words.",
27149 "With a loud crack, your high heels shatter into a thousand fragments. Now you're really angry and bitter.",
27150 "With a loud crack, your high heels shatter into a thousand fragments. Now you're really angry and bitter. Whoever dared killing your pretty footwear has signed his/her/its death warrant and you'll stop at nothing until your heels are avenged.",
27151 "The claws damage your footwear!",
27152 "The claws damage your footwear! Why didn't you choose shoes of a harder material that would be immune to such attacks?",
27153 "Now your shoes are broken. Great.",
27154 "Now your shoes are broken. Great. Have fun walking all the way back home on your bare feet.",
27155 "Verena thunders her black stiletto heel on your head incredibly painfully.",
27156 "Verena slams her black stiletto heel on your head, and you see lots of little asterisks.",
27157 "Verena slams her black stiletto heel on your head so painfully that you're knocked down.",
27158 "Verena slams her black stiletto heel on your head, damaging your optical nerve.",
27159 "Verena scratches her black stiletto heel over your leg, opening extremely sharp-edged bleeding wounds.",
27160 "Verena announces: 'Oh no, you're badly hurt! Here, let me caress you a bit, does that make it feel better?'",
27161 "Verena thunders her black stiletto heel on your head incredibly painfully. You hate the stupid bitch for that and vow to hit her back even harder.",
27162 "Verena slams her black stiletto heel on your head, and you see lots of little asterisks. Why can't you fight back??? It's impossible that she defeats you!",
27163 "Verena slams her black stiletto heel on your head so painfully that you're knocked down. While writhing on the ground, you curse her very existence and especially her unfair heel sandals.",
27164 "Verena slams her black stiletto heel on your head, damaging your optical nerve. You get really agitated that such a dimwitted girl can cause such heavy damage to you.",
27165 "Verena scratches her black stiletto heel over your leg, opening extremely sharp-edged bleeding wounds. This is super unfair and you want to break the heels off of her sandals.",
27166 "Verena announces: 'Oh no, you're badly hurt! Here, let me caress you a bit, does that make it feel better?' But you're actually still very angry and can't suppress the desire to bash into her stupid visage, even though she's gently stroking your head with her soft hands!",
27167 "Oh no, someone opened the zippers of your boots again, causing you to slip...",
27168 "Oh no, someone opened the zippers of your boots again, causing you to slip... Spflotch! Your boots landed into a heap of shit.",
27169 "Oh no, someone opened the zippers of your boots again, causing you to slip... Spflotch! Your boots landed into a heap of shit. Great, now you can spend ages trying to clean them.",
27170 "You feel strangely protected. Could be due to your boots.",
27171 "You feel strangely protected. Could be due to your boots. Or it could just be your imagination.",
27172 "You feel at home here, thanks to your machinery boots!",
27173 "The ugly-looking asshole pees at your boots!",
27174 "The ugly-looking asshole pees at your boots! But thankfully you manage to dodge.",
27175 "The ugly-looking asshole pees at your boots, and defiles them even though they were very pretty block-heeled 'sister' combat boots!!",
27176 "Nooooooo! Your pretty boots have been defiled!",
27177 "Nooooooo! Your pretty boots have been defiled! Now they're unusable, even though they were incredibly lovely with the massive black block heels!",
27178 "A holy aura of protection surrounds you!",
27179 "You decide to cure your amnesia.",
27180 "You decide to cure your amnesia. But you've forgotten how to do that, and actually made the condition worse.",
27181 "You decide to cure your amnesia. Somehow it doesn't work though, you still can't remember what the scroll labeled LEV GEX VEN ZEA is and the map of dungeon level 11 remains obscured too.",
27182 "Your weapon transforms, and is now imbued with elemental power!",
27183 "Your weapon transforms, and is now imbued with elemental power! Have fun killing all the scrolls of teleportation when attacking with your flaming sword.",
27184 "Your weapon transforms, and is now imbued with elemental power! Now your cold-branded axe will destroy every single potion of full healing that you would otherwise have gotten from enemies.",
27185 "Your weapon transforms, and is now imbued with elemental power! I'm pretty sure you'll love seeing your shocking hmamer destroy wands of death and rings of levitation, because lol who needs loot anyway lol.",
27186 "You hear bitching noises.",
27187 "Somehow you feel that the bitches are making fun of you.",
27188 "i guess it's weird that you can't actually go fuck yourself in slex", /* by spicycat */
27189 "The feminine curse spreads through your body...",
27190 "We set the level of a random technique to -100 so you can't ever use it again, muahahahaha.",
27191 "Your arms are no longer able to hit.",
27192 "You have a tummy ache!",
27193 "You have a tummy ache! Maybe eating so many different meals one after the other, and over such a short time span no less, wasn't actually the brightest idea.",
27194 "Spflotch! Your dancing shoes fully stepped into a heap of dog shit.",
27195 "Spflotch! Your dancing shoes fully stepped into a heap of dog shit. Now you can spend an eternity cleaning them again.",
27196 "You feel humiliated!",
27197 "The shoe clamps your arm!",
27198 "You start to really fear the dangerous shoe because you're such a little wimp.",
27199 "You start to really fear the dangerous shoe because you're such a little wimp. Dude, it's a little-girl shoe made of soft leather. Why are you mortally scared of that???",
27200 "You're shaken, and start trembling. Dude you're really a wussie, reacting like that just because a soft shoe kicked you.",
27201 "You cannot wear something that would inhibit your ability to dance so!.", /* sic from the nethackwiki page for spliechack's dancer class */
27202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'glglglglgl'",
27203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Baenni'. It reads: 'daedodaedidaediDIEEEEEEEE-DIEDIEDIEDAE!'",
27204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'React now or I'll shoot you down!'",
27205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'You should walk some other way, otherwise I'll kill you every time!'",
27206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Great, apparently you can only win the game by using cheats.'",
27207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Those who can't deal with my strategies are noobs and should fuck off.'",
27208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eike'. It reads: 'Quit bragging. You just got damn lucky. Your next ten characters are all going to die early.'",
27209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thiefo Stealo'. It reads: 'When I approach you from behind, you can't prevent me from robbing you.'",
27210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why? i understand that not'",
27211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i no longer want to run'",
27212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'why do i have to stand still now?'",
27213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i think, i have me lost on the way!'",
27214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Seboid'. It reads: 'i find the way no more'",
27215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'You now have copilot wanted level 6!'",
27216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Harro'. It reads: 'I always have the stairs in view!'",
27217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'I have to go to a place where there's lots of customers!'",
27218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Drug Dealer'. It reads: 'Oh, I sold off all of my stuff? Well I still got some reserves.'",
27219 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'pigface you! i polish you the kisser'",
27220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'you i impact you equal dead'",
27221 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'everyone is by me flogged'",
27222 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'soon box i again one in the kisser'",
27223 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'i show you, that i not sow dumb am'",
27224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonas'. It reads: 'fuck you or come out'",
27225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Did you close your eyes?'",
27226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'You're cheating!'",
27227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Why do all girls always want to kick me?'",
27228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Did I hold my deodorant the wrong way or why do all women want to beat me up?'",
27229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I guess I'd best run to hang river or rhine refuge or wherever the hell I live.'",
27230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Shit, I can't remember where I live! Fear valley? Nope, but something like that! Bingen? Nope, that's not it either... Ah I got it! Bavaria!'",
27231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I find it slightly shitty that you constantly cheat.'",
27232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'Well fuck the last lesson, I'll just leave now.'",
27233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'I called in sick today, even though I'm not actually sick.'",
27234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gallardo'. It reads: 'It's good that the teachers always fall for my excuses.'",
27235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'I changed my rules, and those who don't obey the new rules are punished immediately without a preliminary warning!'",
27236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Garbage Houses'. It reads: 'Your parents will hear about your misbehavior.'",
27237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Hmm, somehow it's annoying to always watch out for those computer-playing kids...'",
27238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'Why do kids nowadays always have to play computer games?'",
27239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'be silent kert'. It reads: 'The operating systems should be constructed such that computer games always auto-delete themselves!'",
27240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sigurd'. It reads: 'The secret advice is more powerful than ever!'",
27241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'This round will be won by you. Well done.'",
27242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'You put in quite some effort. You deserved your victory.'",
27243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Your abilities are extraordinary. I didn't expect you to win.'",
27244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'Only I can allow you to proceed.'",
27245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'The key to the next area is safely kept by me.'",
27246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Arabella'. It reads: 'Now I'll wait until you want to have fun with me.'",
27247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anastasia'. It reads: 'Since it's nighttime now, the power of the secret advice has reached its preliminary maximum.'",
27248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Henrietta'. It reads: 'Sooner or later you'll come to me.'",
27249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Katrin'. It reads: 'You have no choice, sooner or later you'll have to fight me.'",
27250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jana'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to abusing you with kicks again one day.'",
27251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ei schuut from kompliitli fa ewei wis meximum ekkjurasi'",
27252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'mai riffel bullez gou newa biseid itt'",
27253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ii aem de besd kontraektohr'",
27254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'i wite weer ei kaenn weyd'",
27255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peeta'. It reads: 'ei haev daeh baesst wiaeipon'",
27256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Oh no, I don't find 1500 no more!'",
27257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'What, you defeated me even though you have the snuffles!'",
27258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'Right now, time is on my side and not on yours.'",
27259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Final Boss'. It reads: 'I don't just think I can defeat you, I can actually defeat you!'",
27260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You're challenging me? I'll tell you right now, that's not a good idea.'",
27261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You really want to see what I can do to you, huh?'",
27262 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'You laughable girl!'",
27263 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Just wait. Once I got up again, I'll split your skull!'",
27264 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ella'. It reads: 'Is our base camp secured? I'll check up on that again.'",
27265 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I want to get to know you.'",
27266 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'You want to rob me? Sorry, but I can't let you do that.'",
27267 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Pfffffff! Fffffff! Can you still bear it?'",
27268 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'I'll lie down very softly.'",
27269 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My boyfriend is certainly waiting for me.'",
27270 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'Although I could stay awake forever, I like to go to sleep from time to time.'",
27271 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Come on, dance with me!'",
27272 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I want to hurt you, not in reverse!'",
27273 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I can quickly raise my knee to push between your legs.'",
27274 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I have to kick you in the nuts. For that, I'll use my knee, as it's especially effective.'",
27275 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Don't I look tufted and cute?'",
27276 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Now I have to go comb my bundle.'",
27277 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'I did a long catwalk training, now I need a break.'",
27278 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Miriam'. It reads: 'Maybe I'll go visit a beauty salon.'",
27279 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'And I'm shooting at the goal!'",
27280 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'Oh no, the opponent took the ball away from me!'",
27281 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'We're in the back with 0-5, I absolutely need to score a couple of goals...'",
27282 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'gate moroso'. It reads: 'AWAY WITH YOU! I would have scored a goal if you had gone away!'",
27283 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'now stop however playing on automatic!'",
27284 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Martin the MoA chobo'. It reads: 'if i have a sniper rifle, you canot defeat me even if you use single shot'",
27285 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'I don't want to see you around here! Go away or something bad will happen to you!'",
27286 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'I'll scratch your face!'",
27287 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'The next one to attack me will go to the hospital!'",
27288 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'What are you talking, are you somehow retarded?'",
27289 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'You will lose so much blood if I catch you...'",
27290 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'My fingernails are very impatient and can't wait to scratch you!'",
27291 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Greta'. It reads: 'Next time I'll slap you!'",
27292 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'You didn't sexually please me! For that, I'll mutilate your face!'",
27293 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Now my fingernails will really cut up your skin.'",
27294 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'Oh, I'll go to the school abort, I mean what do you learn at school anyway?'",
27295 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sue Lyn'. It reads: 'The teachers can bite me, I decided that school is over now!'",
27296 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'Why aren't you being nice towards my dancing shoes?'",
27297 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Friederike'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to pull at my hair, you're only allowed to bundle them!'",
27298 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Sen inanmayan basoertueguemue indiremezsin!'",
27299 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Savas botlarim kaninizi kutsal Allah'a feda edecek, sizi kafir!'",
27300 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirler gelmeden tuvalete gitmem gerekiyor!'",
27301 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Belki kafirleri erojen seslerle cezbedebilirim!'",
27302 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirlere arkadan saldirdigimizda Allah razi olur.'",
27303 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah'in gazabindan hicbir kafir kacamaz.'",
27304 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah'imiz, tuem kafirleri yok edecek.'",
27305 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Geri cekilmek! Kafirlerin bizi yakalamasina izin vermeyin!'",
27306 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Basoertueguemue caldin! Bunun icin bu kafir doerde boeluenmeli!'",
27307 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Eger benim gibi bir Muesluemana kuefuer edersen, Allah onu yildirimla oeldueruer!'",
27308 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kutsal Allah'a kurban olacaginiz sunak hazir!'",
27309 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Hicbir kafir Islam'i durduramaz!'",
27310 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Yuece Allah, yardim et ve beni kafirlerden koru!'",
27311 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kafirler korku icinde titreyip Allah'in kutsal gazabina huekmedilsin.'",
27312 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Basoertuesue takmayan tuem inancsiz kadinlar din degistirilmelidir!'",
27313 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Evlilik oencesi cinsel iliski, yalnizca inanmayanlarin isledigi oeluemcuel bir guenahtir! Bunun icin Allah onlari oelduerecek!'",
27314 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'I'm the super-strong one. You should flee if you don't want to bleed.'",
27315 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'If you continue like that, I'll scratch you even more bloodily.'",
27316 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'I'd best kick you in the belly.'",
27317 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'One moment, I think it's more effective to kick you in the nuts.'",
27318 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Kristin'. It reads: 'Watch out, I can rise without warning and bludgeon you with a very dangerous kick.'",
27319 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'I'll push you into the abyss!'",
27320 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I bash everyone's visage! This is valid for all those who annoy me!'",
27321 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'You and your friends all have to die!'",
27322 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I'll finish you off, you hear!'",
27323 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'I light off a bastard with every bullet!'",
27324 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Now you can figure out yourself how you get home.'",
27325 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'I lie in wait for the bastard package!'",
27326 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I don't care how long you can wait for a bus now.'",
27327 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'Today I leave no one alive.'",
27328 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'I'll put you in the grave with my own hands!'",
27329 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'You have exactly one minute to live. Say goodbye to your family.'",
27330 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'That will be avenged! I shall mutilate you into unrecognizability!'",
27331 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Anne'. It reads: 'I'll rip you apart!'",
27332 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'The last thing I'll do in my life is to kill you abomination!'",
27333 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mia'. It reads: 'Go away, I want nothing to do with you!'",
27334 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Stay away from my toxin facilities! I'll send the poison to you when I'm ready!'",
27335 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Do you want me to make you glow in the dark? Then continue like this!'",
27336 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Metal is only a temporary barrier for my toxins.'",
27337 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'How cowardly you are.'",
27338 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'COWARD! You still have to breathe!'",
27339 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'If you keep destroying my vehicles, how am I supposed to bring you your medicine?'",
27340 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Maybe I shouldn't have gotten my degree from a mail-order college.'",
27341 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'My facilities are working hard to produce even more potent poisonous gas!'",
27342 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Anthrax... it does a body bad!'",
27343 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Nobody can survive the valley of poison death.'",
27344 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Time to brew another batch!'",
27345 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Toxin production is running without interruptions!'",
27346 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'Well, would you like the green or the blue toxin?'",
27347 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Doctor Maex'. It reads: 'My toxin tractors are even better than before now!'",
27348 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You're feeling very safe, but in reality my victory is about to happen!'",
27349 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You ain't winning the title that quickly!'",
27350 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'You may think you have a chance to beat the world champion, but that's just a deception!'",
27351 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'My lead is ever growing.'",
27352 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lukas'. It reads: 'In my function as world champion, I can use every possible strategy.'",
27353 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'My little sister wants to play for time again.'",
27354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'type of ice block'. It reads: 'I'll get your money tomorrow and there is nothing you can do to prevent it.'",
27355 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'So you want to play against me? I'd be surprised if you won.'",
27356 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'I see that you put your weapon on automatic mode. You certainly ain't gonna win that way.'",
27357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Hey, here's some free advice: put your weapon on single shot mode or you'll lose automatically!'",
27358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Nobody escapes my sniper bullets.'",
27359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dino'. It reads: 'Before you realize where I am, I'll long have sniped you.'",
27360 "You have a coughing fit!",
27361 "You have a coughing fit! Shouldn't be surprised either when you're so weird and smoke cigars.",
27362 "You exit the portal. You smell even worse than when you entered it. The portal feels incredibly sick. The portal vanishes!", /* by spicycat */
27363 "the altar beneath you reshapres itself into an altar", /* sic from the IRC, forgot the author though */
27364 "The 13 sysadmins at the emperor's court in the 13th century all have their own kiku-konpyuutaa.", /* by krm26 */
27365 "You are being stuffed with bitter sugar!",
27366 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'The lesson starts now! I don't want to hear a peep from you!'",
27367 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Shut your mouth until I call you!'",
27368 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Just sit down at your place like a well-behaved pupil!'",
27369 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'The lesson started, yet pupils are still running around on the corridor? Those helf I!'",
27370 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You're two minutes late! For that, you'll get an oral inquiry now!'",
27371 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Now it's your turn to do the conjugation of irregular verbs!'",
27372 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Your mark in the last exam was an E. Now come to the board, I'll inquire you.'",
27373 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Good morning! Did you complete the imposition that I gave you for today?'",
27374 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Do you finally want to do something to correct your very bad oral participation mark?'",
27375 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'May I remind you that you're transfer-endangered? You should put more effort in today!'",
27376 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I warn you, if you're so cheeky again, you'll have to do an imposition!'",
27377 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I told you to shut up!'",
27378 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You're disturbing the lesson yet again!'",
27379 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'My predecessor already wouldn't have accepted your behavior and I won't either!'",
27380 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You may not fart in my lesson! Since you disobeyed this rule, you have to spend the remaining lesson with your face to the wall!'",
27381 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I don't care if you or your parents complain about your mark! The E will stay!'",
27382 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You didn't complete your imposition! For that, your penalty will be severed!'",
27383 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'll make sure that you don't get transferred!'",
27384 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Do you really want to make your mark even worse than it alread is?'",
27385 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You'll end up as a sales representative for vacuum cleaners.'",
27386 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You should leave the classroom now.'",
27387 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'let's quickly inform the parents of you hooligan...'",
27388 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Do you want to learn a poem by heart? Then keep misbehaving.'",
27389 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'So you're being naughty? Then your imposition will be doubled.'",
27390 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'You can't listen to the radio during my lesson! That doubles your imposition, and because it had already been doubled due to your last infringement, the total amounts to four times of the original now.'",
27391 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'What? You want to give me a foot massage with callus removal? Is that supposed to be a joke??? '",
27392 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'No matter what you do, your certification mark will be an E!'",
27393 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'After this lesson I'll have a serious talk with you!'",
27394 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Well after all the stuff that happened today I think the entire class shouldn't be transferred.'",
27395 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Now you go to the secretary and let them give you a copy of the house rules so that you can copy them by hand.'",
27396 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Of course the school conference voted and they decided unanimously that you may not attend this school any longer.'",
27397 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'More than 80 teachers voted for your expulsion and one voted against it, with no abstinentions!'",
27398 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Until tomorrow you learn lesson 70 by heart and woe to you if you can't recite it error-free then.'",
27399 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'So, that was the final straw. With two E's in major subjects you'll certainly be left on the shelf.'",
27400 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Now I got you.'",
27401 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Go down, get your clothes and disappear from my sport hall RIGHT NOW! You can change clothes outside too!'",
27402 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I don't care that no other school is gonna take you either! You're no longer wanted around here!'",
27403 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Get outta here. If you ever set foot in this school again, the police is going to carry you out.'",
27404 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I don't care that it's the last day of school today, you violated the rules and for that you're being punished!'",
27405 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'So, now I'll have some serious talk with you. First of all, you offended the following teacher colleagues: ...'",
27406 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Shut up! I won't give you a better mark than a C, that's a principle for me!'",
27407 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Back in my days you couldn't have done what you did without being flogged!'",
27408 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Oh well, I'll just bash you with the cane now, after all I'm the principal and so I can decide what rules apply at my school.'",
27409 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'From now on you listen to my command, and I instruct you to shut your mouth until I tell you to do something else!'",
27410 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'm getting the exercise sheets. If I come back and even one pupil isn't sitting on their seat...'",
27411 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Now I'll go on my lunch break and woe to anyone who disturbs me!'",
27412 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'll quickly smoke a marijuana cigarette.'",
27413 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'll sleep in my bed now and dream about bashing pupils with my cane!'",
27414 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'The entire school is under my video surveillance at all times!'",
27415 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'All pupils listen up, we'll have an exam next lesson!'",
27416 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Let's see how I'll torture the pupils today...'",
27417 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'll turn this lesson into hell for anyone who isn't good at Latin.'",
27418 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'm an excellent school principal!'",
27419 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'I'll prove to be a worthy successor of g-choice!'",
27420 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'In this school all pupils have to obey my rules as long as I'm principal!'",
27421 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Once again I thought up a bunch of impositions to give to the pupils!'",
27422 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Another lesson of Latin with the mid-term hooligan class... it's gonna be a hail of impositions, harharhar...'",
27423 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Finished correcting the exams! Harharharharharharharrrrrrrrr, I showed it to them, those E-grade pupils!'",
27424 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'That's gonna result in expulsion for you!'",
27425 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'What??? You can't do that at my school! Never did any pupil behave like that, and I'm certainly not starting to tolerate that behavior now!'",
27426 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'When I was a pupil, teachers were still real teachers!'",
27427 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Back when pupils were real pupils and teachers were real teachers, everything was better!'",
27428 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'gotta get the flogging license... you naughty pupil I'll so totally spank...'",
27429 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'All teachers will vote for your expulsion once I tell them how badly you misbehaved.'",
27430 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Oh, I just got some bribe money from the police. They want to persuade me to continue allowing you to attend my school. Oh well, I guess it's your lucky day.'",
27431 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'The next time you have such a brain failure will be end in the area for you!'",
27432 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'If I catch you, I'll have some SERIOUS talk with you!'",
27433 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'Damn, now g-choice should be here! We need two principals for this school!'",
27434 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marihuana'. It reads: 'This school goes before the dogs! I absolutely have to restore law and order!'",
27435 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Now I'll try to hit you with my pink stilettos.'",
27436 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Do I really have to answer?'",
27437 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Do you want to fight with me for one round?'",
27438 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Do you really intend to just stand there and be kicked by me over and over?'",
27439 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Hello! Are you surprised to see me here?'",
27440 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to using your toilet!'",
27441 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Watch out, I'm very pretty but no longer available for a relationship.'",
27442 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Do you actually intend to attack me? I'm well-fortified!'",
27443 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'May I tell you the newest gossip?'",
27444 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Stop molesting me!'",
27445 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Can't you just leave me alone?'",
27446 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Who are you referring to with 'blonde'? You certainly can't be referring to me.'",
27447 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'My trainer taught me how to react in this situation.'",
27448 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Why don't you want me around here?'",
27449 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'If you continue like that, you'll get trouble with my boyfriend!'",
27450 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'So you really want to fight? Then I'll unfortunately have to bludgeon you with shin kicks.'",
27451 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'You're challenging me. Please don't cry in pain if I kick you in the shins.'",
27452 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Oh no, one of my heels got stuck between two bridge elements!'",
27453 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I'm the blonde who doesn't get the idea to simply continue running without shoes!'",
27454 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Don't always call me bundle-Maurah, I already have a boyfriend!'",
27455 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Apparently you don't like me, even though I don't even know you?!'",
27456 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I gotta use the panic button on my cellphone to call my boyfriend so that he saves me!'",
27457 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Phew, I could barely hold on to the projection with my heel.'",
27458 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Thankfully my heels are made of glass, so they can't break.'",
27459 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I know that you want to be kicked by my hugging boots, but that's the reason why I'm not doing it.'",
27460 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Your dream is going to remain a dream.'",
27461 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I'm sorry, but I have to kick your leg very powerfully now.'",
27462 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'For your movie act, you have to let me break your leg with my hugging boots now. Please try to not cry out too much.'",
27463 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'The rules say that you have to let your leg be broken for real if your movie act requires a broken leg.'",
27464 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Who could forget that my hair is just dyed anyway?'",
27465 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I'll teleport you off this level so you end up on some other one.'",
27466 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I'm sorry to have to tell you, but you're quite weak. Your friends seem to be stronger than you.'",
27467 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Do you want to bundle my hair? As long as you remember that you're not my boyfriend, this is okay for me.'",
27468 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'You may gladly accompany me when I'm going on your toilet.'",
27469 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'My butt produces very beautiful Maurah noises specially for you.'",
27470 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Do you like it if my butt squeaks in a very feminine way while farting in your face?'",
27471 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Please tell me that you enjoy the beautiful squeaking noises that my butt is producing for you now.'",
27472 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'You may watch me put a log of shit on your toilet seat now.'",
27473 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Of course I'm a virgin. Specially for you I'll take a crap on your toilet seat now.'",
27474 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'You may gladly listen to my girlful farting noises.'",
27475 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Next I'll go paint my fingernails.'",
27476 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Now I'll use the boys' WC again. That's fun!'",
27477 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I'm wearing the absolute heart shoes!'",
27478 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Now since it's winter, I have to wear my thick hugging boots.'",
27479 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'My hugging boots are very firm so that I can outlast this winter.'",
27480 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'I know that I'm very pretty.'",
27481 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'But nobody except my friend is allowed to flirt with me.'",
27482 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Oh by the way, I'm training karate.'",
27483 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Oh no, my foot slipped out of the pumps and I'm falling into the pit with only one shoe!'",
27484 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Oh no! You stole my shoes! I have to get them back absolutely!'",
27485 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'Wow, where did you learn to fight so well?'",
27486 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maurah'. It reads: 'You're such a nitpicker, I just wanted to go to the toilet here! Everyone else would have allowed me to do so!'",
27487 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Welcome to Chloe's Salon, you certainly want to become one of our customers.'",
27488 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Greetings! Don't be surprised about the name Chloe on the sign, because Maureen is just my pen name.'",
27489 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'How may I beautify you today?'",
27490 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Cordially welcome! Please take a seat!'",
27491 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Come on in! Maureen, err Chloe, will take care of you!'",
27492 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Make yourself comfortable on the seat, I'll turn on the music for you: 'Devil In A Midnight Mass' by Billy Talent!'",
27493 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Dress in very dark colors, you'll see that you'll conquer every man's heart in the storm.'",
27494 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Ah, customers! This early in the morning! That's wonderful!'",
27495 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Wow, another customer! What will you have, maybe some rouge?'",
27496 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'So you brought your own nail polish? Put that away, now you'll get one by Chloe, which is to say me.'",
27497 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'May I elate you to my large supply of gorgeous lipsticks?'",
27498 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh hello there! You look like a raw diamond, may I offer you a complete treatment?'",
27499 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Well, if that's not you! Don't hang your head, a few brush strokes and you're looking fabulous again!'",
27500 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Don't use the lipstick so faintheartedly, you have to apply more pressure!'",
27501 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'You gotta take care of your fingernails more intensely!'",
27502 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Don't think so much! Leave that part to me!'",
27503 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I know, this treatment will hurt a bit, but don't make such a huge fuss about it!'",
27504 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Are you complaining about my music? You actually don't like Billy Talent??? '",
27505 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh no, why are you crying? Your mascara won't hold that way!'",
27506 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I'm a legally certified cosmetician! If you don't believe me, I'll gladly show you my master's degree!'",
27507 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'The last customer left this salon perfectly satisfied, and I won't let you leave until you're satisfied too!'",
27508 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh, you don't have much time? That's not a big deal, Chloe will basically beautify you with the speed of light!'",
27509 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Are you sure you don't want a complete treatment?'",
27510 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'You seem to be a difficult case, but don't despair, Chloe can make you into a beauty too!'",
27511 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Are you SURE that you REALLY don't want a complete treatment?'",
27512 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Don't scream like that, I'm just performing an epilation on you!'",
27513 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Why are you looking at me like that? I'm a certified cosmetician, I know what I'm doing!'",
27514 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Ooh, I got it! You're a really hardcore buster, ain't you, and you'd rather listen to Rammstein! One moment, I'm getting the CD.'",
27515 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Why are you licking off the lipstick? Wait a moment, I'll apply it to your lips again!'",
27516 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Now don't flounder like that all the time, please!'",
27517 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Dissatisfied customers don't exist for Chloe! I'll turn you into a splendid specimen, and if I have to, I'll do it against your will!'",
27518 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Why are you doubting my qualifications? Ask my other customers, they'll confirm that I'm the best!'",
27519 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Your eyebrows have to go, it's the only way! I know that it hurts to remove them but I have no choice!'",
27520 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'It's very nice that you decided to get a complete treatment.'",
27521 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'So watch out, you need a very black nail polish! With that, you'll look very seductive!'",
27522 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Seduce your lover with a romantic picnic!'",
27523 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Wow, my treatment was a huge success, don't you think? Look in the mirror!'",
27524 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Without those pesky brows you look a lot better!'",
27525 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Remember, show no mercy to your rival in love!'",
27526 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Did you change your musical taste by now and agree with me that Billy Talent is great?'",
27527 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'As I see, you followed my advice regarding your clothes! Very good!'",
27528 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Even you have to admit that you're beautiful now!'",
27529 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Well I don't want to praise myself, but after this manicure you're almost as beautiful as me.'",
27530 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Many thanks and see you again in Chloe's Beauty Salon!'",
27531 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'It was a pleasure doing business with you!'",
27532 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'From now on you'll have luck with your relationships again while I once again have a full coinpurse, so it's a win-win situation for the two of us!'",
27533 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Remember, don't wipe your mascara!'",
27534 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Never did a woman wear as much rouge as you! Now you'll certainly win second place in the beauty contest (the first place goes to me, of course)!'",
27535 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Now you can use your new voluptuous lips to irresistibly kiss your lover!'",
27536 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Have fun picniccing with your future spouse!'",
27537 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Send your lover best regards from Chloe!'",
27538 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Now he can't say no anymore. If he sees your fabulous outfit he'll hopelessly fall for your beauty.'",
27539 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Now I'll go smoke a cigarette.'",
27540 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Every human has some sort of vice, and I happen to smoke. What's so bad about that?'",
27541 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Lunch break, time to calm down and listen to 'Burn The Evidence' by Billy Talent.'",
27542 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh, isn't it great that I'm my own boss?'",
27543 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Good thing I'm the owner of this salon, so I can decide when I want to take a break, hahaha!'",
27544 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Now I'll paint my own lips, after all I want to look great for the next customers.'",
27545 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh, I think I'll apply some more mascara.'",
27546 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'What, my rouge was wiped? No problem, I can still use more of it!'",
27547 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh, phone! This has got to be my most loyal customer! Sorry, I have to pick it up right away!'",
27548 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Time for some cash check - wow, today's got to be a new record! Chloe's Salon is absolutely flourishing!'",
27549 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I'm actually called Chloe.'",
27550 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'My beauty salon serves a lot of customers each day!'",
27551 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Chloe's Beauty Salon treats both women and men, of course.'",
27552 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Of course I can't wear the name of Maureen in my salon, after all that sounds way too much like the gutter.'",
27553 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I learned a lot from my master, but most of the stuff I actually taught to myself!'",
27554 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'My master was a good cosmetician, but an old fossil too. I'll absolutely surpass her!'",
27555 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'In my free time I love to listen to hardcore punk, it helps me by letting me calm down and relax.'",
27556 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'When will the next customers be entering?'",
27557 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'First time for today that no customer is in the salon, after eight hours of non-stop service.'",
27558 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I'm curious to see the amount at the next cash check this evening!'",
27559 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Lipstick, rouge and mascara are my best friends!'",
27560 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'It's my destination to wake the sleeping beauties.'",
27561 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'What, you don't want to come back? But your treatment isn't even finished yet!'",
27562 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'You won't re-educate me just because you're hiding my cigarettes! Give them back to me!'",
27563 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I refuse to give up! Even you can be beautified, you just have to want it too!'",
27564 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Even if I lose you as a customer, I still have enough others!'",
27565 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'What? You're telling me it was a failure? That cannot be, my treatment is always successful!'",
27566 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'You really want to tell me that your lover hasn't answered your prayers yet? Then I'll give you another treatment! After that, he just has to fall in love with you!'",
27567 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Your lover blew you off??? Impossible. We probably applied too little makeup to you.'",
27568 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'I suggested that you wipe out your rival in love! Didn't you put in enough effort or what?'",
27569 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Oh dear, you don't like either Billy Talent or Rammstein... maybe I should have suggested Iron Maiden to you?'",
27570 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'Shi-err shoot, that was probably a shot in the oven.'",
27571 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'What's that, why are you asserting that the term 'rougelike' wasn't spelled correctly? But it is!'",
27572 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Maureen'. It reads: 'You actually want to make me believe that I should refer to myself as Maureen? Never! Not while I'm here in the salon!'",
27573 "You start thinking about the next life.", /* by qt if I'm not mistaken? */
27574 "You start thinking about the next life. This means that you're one turn from dying to food poisoning, so that potion of full healing sitting in your box takes too long to get out now. Buh-bye noob :-P",
27575 "Twelve cops in yellow socks ride along the beach on their donkeys.",
27576 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Control, tickets please!'",
27577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Good day! Ticket control!'",
27578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Please show me your ticket!'",
27579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Do you have your ticket with you?'",
27580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Ticket please, and take your feet off the seat.'",
27581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Tickets please!'",
27582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Do you have a valid ticket?'",
27583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Stop! Ticket control. Show me your ticket please.'",
27584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Passengers who boarded the train later, tickets please!'",
27585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You also boarded the train lately? Then please show me your ticket!'",
27586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You have a restraining order from now on!'",
27587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You leave the train at the next station or I call the police!'",
27588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You have time until the next station, so you can still search for your ticket.'",
27589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'If you forgot your ticket, you have to show it within one week, or else 60 euros.'",
27590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'This is the second time that I have to admonish you. Next time you'll have to leave the train!'",
27591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Hmm, you have a rhine-ticket... that one's not valid for hall break though. Do you have another ticket?'",
27592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Your commutation ticket expired two days ago. Now you have to pay 5 euros for a single ticket from me.'",
27593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'That trick doesn't work with me. You now buy a ticket and pay an additional service fee of 5 euros.'",
27594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'So do you have a ticket now or not?'",
27595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to be here with your bike, it has to be in the bicycle area. Usually that would be a fine of 20 euros.'",
27596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'The brazen passengers on this train again...'",
27597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'That's fraud. You pay 60 euros now.'",
27598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Your ticket is expired and invalid. Don't try to bullshit me.'",
27599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'That's it. You leave the train at the next station or I call the police.'",
27600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'The ticket isn't valid! Either you show me a valid ticket or 60 euros!'",
27601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Buying a ticket on the train isn't a thing, the message on the door clearly says: Board the train only with a valid ticket!'",
27602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Either you have a valid ticket now, or you appropriately pay 60 euros.'",
27603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Okay, either you leave the train now or it costs 20 euros, because that's not how you can behave with me.'",
27604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'So you say the ticket automat at the station where you entered is defective? We'll have to check that.'",
27605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You don't have a ticket? Then identity card.'",
27606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Alright, have a nice travel!'",
27607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Please remember that your commutation ticket will expire tomorrow.'",
27608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'I wish you a pleasant travel!'",
27609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Thank you for traveling with Slexomatic Rail!'",
27610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Ah, I see your ticket is valid. I wish you a nice travel.'",
27611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Remember, this train does not call in saint-gravelhome, you have to change to another train in person village-emperor field!'",
27612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Your connecting train to Stuttgart will depart on platform number 6!'",
27613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Ah, I see you have a yearly ticket! Well then, good travels!'",
27614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Oh, here's a hint: first class is opened up on this train, in case you want it!'",
27615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Dear passengers! Due to disturbances in the operating schedule, this train has a delay of 5 minutes right now.'",
27616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'We currently have a delay of about 30 minutes, reason is a technical damage to the train.'",
27617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Dear passengers, we want to apologize for the current delay of 10 minutes.'",
27618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'We will reach person village main station in a few minutes, arrival today is estimated to be nine o'clock eleven!'",
27619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'About your next connecting trains I'll inform you in time!'",
27620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'The track section in front of us is still occupied by another train, we'll continue our journey shortly.'",
27621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Ladies and gentlemen, due to being overtaken by another train, our travel will be delayed by a few minutes.'",
27622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Dear passengers, attention please, our train has a planned stop here in bath black horse ow for 15 minutes.'",
27623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Our train will take a detour today and does not call in uncle home or sparkling home!'",
27624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Ladies and gentlemen, due to a technical problem our train will end prematurely in shoeville today!'",
27625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Welcome to Slexomatic Rail!'",
27626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Welcome to Rhine Rapid Transit!'",
27627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Good day, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome in the S3 to Karlsruhe main station via hall break!'",
27628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Next station: pointing hole wall village, today on track 3! Exit in the left direction of travel!'",
27629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'We neutralized the past delay and will reach our next stop, person village flowow, in time!'",
27630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'We reach berrytown main station in a few minutes, all connecting trains will be reached!'",
27631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Our train will reach the next station in about three minutes according to schedule!'",
27632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Dear passengers, we now reach soldiershome, please note that our train will then continue in the direction of museumtown!'",
27633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Please note the following announcement: today, our train will also call in berrytown clay village-hang river and orthopedics!'",
27634 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Emergency! I have to call the police right now!'",
27635 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Now I'll pull the emergency brake and stop this train.'",
27636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'You smoked on the toilet! You leave this train immediately or the police comes!'",
27637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'The locomotive driver will hear of this and stop travel until you left the train.'",
27638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Don't you understand? You're under a restraining order! You have no business on this train!'",
27639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'I told you to leave the train. Now you pay 60 euros.'",
27640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Okay, that's 13 euros 50 cent for the travel from berrytown to platformingen and also 60 euros because you have no ticket.'",
27641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'What, you don't have an identity card either? Then leave the train now before I call the police!'",
27642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'No, you leave the train now! You have no ticket and therefore you're not travelling here!'",
27643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'I don't care if this is the last train and you have to stay overnight at bluefielden station! GET OUT OF HERE!'",
27644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'controllers baddie'. It reads: 'Now it costs 60 euros. Your ticket isn't valid for first class and on top of that you're bitching at me.'",
27645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'You vaccinated asshole! I'll show you who's boss!'",
27646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you are not vaccinated! you may not be in public anymore!'",
27647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Shitty vaccinated people! I won't allow them to be viewed as better citizens than me!'",
27648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'those who arent vaccinated have no rights! and its well like that!'",
27649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Fuck you with your shitty vaccine! I'm not allowing anyone to forcefully vaccinate me!'",
27650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'forced vaccinations are the one true way! you have to see that too!'",
27651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Can put your stupid vaccine where the sun doesn't shine now.'",
27652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'now you really have to get vaccinated!'",
27653 "You can't branchport!",
27654 "You can't branchport! Doing so would make the game too easy!",
27655 "You feel that your large dog is in dire need of food.",
27656 "You feel that your large dog is in dire need of food. Feed him, NOW! He's about to die of starvation!",
27657 "You feel that your warhorse is about to starve.",
27658 "You feel that your warhorse is about to starve. Sadly, you have no vegetable food and horses are generally incapable of eating meat, so it's gonna die. :-(",
27659 "Dear friend in Tyr, I am MRS CROESUS, widow of the late King Croesus, who left me Zm 2,000,000 (TWO MILLION YENDORIAN ZORKMIDS) ...",
27660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'What, you're walking along way there in the back...'",
27661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Wait for me! I'm not there yet!'",
27662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Robat'. It reads: 'Yeah, sure, with that weird thing you'll never hit anyway.'",
27663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Somehow you bore me.'",
27664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Shut up and keep playing!'",
27665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You probably do not believe!'",
27666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You're very weird!'",
27667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Shut up! Other people want to play the game!'",
27668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Come here, then I'll finish you!'",
27669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Message for Player 1: you will not escape this time.'",
27670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You're to blame that everything becomes very boring now!'",
27671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Ey, you stupid bot, you always use the same way!'",
27672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Heeeeey! Now you're certainly gonna camp again!'",
27673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Caaaaaaaaamper!'",
27674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Okay, that's it.'",
27675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?'",
27676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Whaaat? Okay, now you're due, you.'",
27677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Camper assie, you!'",
27678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You cheated, you!'",
27679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You don't even have enough money for a flatrate...'",
27680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Very funny.'",
27681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Bah, just laugh! Soon you're out of the game!'",
27682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Okay, now I make you fixed and finished, you assie!'",
27683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You old camper assie! Start running around again immediately!'",
27684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Is the game lagging so much for you, too?'",
27685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'How can you play with this lag?'",
27686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You're way too good! Play worse!'",
27687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Admin? Please kick Player 1, he's using cheats!'",
27688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Cam-per-as-sie! You old camper assie, you!'",
27689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!'",
27690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Laggellaggellaggel!'",
27691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'LAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEG! Man, is it laggy here!'",
27692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Ey, it's only lagging here!'",
27693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You're only talking shit here!'",
27694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Camperlamer!'",
27695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Boring. Always camp.'",
27696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You talk too much.'",
27697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Boeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe!'",
27698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Yeah, the master bomber showed it to the stinkers!'",
27699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You have no notion.'",
27700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Go look for another fool!'",
27701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Go away, you cheated way too much!'",
27702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'It's boring! You shouldn't be allowed to play here!'",
27703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Go to hell, wimp!'",
27704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'It's looking fun when you die, don't you agree?'",
27705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Boring! Who allowed this stupid Player 1 to play this game?'",
27706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You don't really think you have a chance here?'",
27707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Huh, who is so weird and always says the same thing?'",
27708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'How can one program such a lag?'",
27709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Equal two fliers raced into the very big building!'",
27710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Somehow all potatoes are hideing!'",
27711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Somehow all potatoes are hideing! And I don't know that it's pronounced 'hiding' either!'",
27712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'It's boring, I'll leave this game soon!'",
27713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'I'm bored! Wait a bit, I'll quaff some booze!'",
27714 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Campercampercampercampercampercampercampercamper! Cam-per-as-sie!'",
27715 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Bah, the wallhack isn't a hack, it's a bug!'",
27716 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You are a moved one...'",
27717 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Man, I only have a 50K modem! So it's constantly lagging for me!'",
27718 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You're the largest potato!'",
27719 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Now I do not want no more.'",
27720 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'This game is no fun!'",
27721 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You old cheater! You're using an aimbot!'",
27722 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'The map sucks hardcore-moderately, because it's ooooooonly laaaaaaaaaaaaagging!'",
27723 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! Laggellaggellaggel!'",
27724 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You cheating camper! You have an aimbot and a wallhack!'",
27725 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'You have a wallhack, you old badass!'",
27726 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ludwig'. It reads: 'Cheatercheatercheatercheatercheater! You little cheater!'",
27727 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Prepare for your death!'",
27728 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Death is about to strike!'",
27729 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Eulogy wants this person's head!'",
27730 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Paradise Falls will be your graveyard!'",
27731 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'You n'wah!'",
27732 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Dawn is breaking!'",
27733 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'You're weak, just like the gods you pray to!'",
27734 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Consider yourself lucky you won't live to see Lord Dagon's return!'",
27735 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'You're so sweet, come to me! Stand still!'",
27736 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'I'll cut you up slowly, meatbag.'",
27737 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Glance at the face of death!'",
27738 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'I'm smelling the stench of your fear!'",
27739 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Abominable thing!'",
27740 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'You're messing with the best, flathead!'",
27741 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Now you will die!'",
27742 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Your suffering is gonna end now!'",
27743 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Beg for your life, slave!'",
27744 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Morituri te salutant!'",
27745 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'You'll soon be one of us!'",
27746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Oh, what's going on here?'",
27747 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'This will be your end, s'wit!'",
27748 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'You will suffer eternally!'",
27749 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'You're gonna bleed!'",
27750 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'No matter where you are, meatbag, I'm gonna find you... and I'm gonna tear out your innards!'",
27751 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'I'll turn you into fertilizer!'",
27752 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Die, traitor!'",
27753 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Welcome in the other world!'",
27754 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Eat dust, hero!'",
27755 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Fully on the twelve!'",
27756 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'I'll send your soul directly to Sovngarde!'",
27757 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Lord Dagon awaits your soul in Oblivion!'",
27758 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'There's no escape!'",
27759 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Die, scum!'",
27760 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Come into the darkness!'",
27761 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Die, coward!'",
27762 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Surrender to the inescapable fate!'",
27763 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'I'm gonna feast on your dead flesh!'",
27764 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Your carcass will stink like a heap of shit!'",
27765 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Accept the kiss of death!'",
27766 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Eternal night is waiting for you!'",
27767 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Yes! Put down your weapons so I can cut you up more easily!'",
27768 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Only the chosen ones will survive purgatory!'",
27769 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'I'm smelling fresh meat.'",
27770 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'The night belongs to the death squad.'",
27771 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'My traps cause 10000 points of damage.'",
27772 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'If you can't close the Kvatch Oblivion Gate with experience level 5 or lower, you die.'",
27773 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'Mankar Camoran and his children have 2000 HP and regenerate 20 of them per second.'",
27774 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'The time of purgatory is drawing near!'",
27775 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'In my mod, cabbage and turnips will spawn! Hahaha!'",
27776 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'What's your last wish?'",
27777 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Eddy'. It reads: 'That was a mistake, mortal.'",
27778 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'My rules are always valid, not just when you can see me! Hihihi!'",
27779 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'Do you want me to test the bell again?'",
27780 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sabrina'. It reads: 'Of course my black market is open for business today too!'",
27781 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Do you know Donald Duck?'",
27782 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You're a total loser.'",
27783 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I'm gonna beat you up!!!!!!!!!!!!'",
27784 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You should be blown away, you dumb type.'",
27785 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You somehow never get points, you moron!'",
27786 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You super failure, you!'",
27787 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'He, you over there! You're a super failure!'",
27788 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Let's all gang up on the human player!'",
27789 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You lost the right mouse button.'",
27790 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I'm gonna finish you, you weird LKS!'",
27791 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'So, now we're gonna show it to you.'",
27792 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I have to all-make you!'",
27793 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Yeeeeees! I can shoot! Yeah!'",
27794 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You're being all-maked!'",
27795 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You have to register this game at last.'",
27796 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Weakling, you! I'll give it to you!'",
27797 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Ou, you run away, slow?'",
27798 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Oh no, you can shoot! Goddammit!'",
27799 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey, what do you have against me?'",
27800 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Damn, I lost the announcement!'",
27801 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'DAMN! I lost lines!'",
27802 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey, how am I supposed to defeat the alien?'",
27803 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Help me, I'm being shot at!'",
27804 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Oh, a GTS attacks us!'",
27805 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Oh no, I somehow have a LLM!'",
27806 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Oh no, the cop makes hit!'",
27807 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Let you be away-made!'",
27808 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I want to get rid of more stuff, you type!'",
27809 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Shut up.'",
27810 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Meeanie'",
27811 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'That doesn't belong to you, you type!'",
27812 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Don't try that again, you type.'",
27813 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Man, what kind of person are you anyway?'",
27814 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Now you'll get sour, you.'",
27815 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'MUCK CHAPS!!!!!!!!!!!'",
27816 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You sod, you!'",
27817 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You dumb man!'",
27818 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You can which experience, you!'",
27819 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'What am I supposed to make large now?'",
27820 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey you, you're a super meanie, you!'",
27821 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey you, you're fully good, somehow!'",
27822 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Constantly types are coming!'",
27823 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'How is one supposed to have a chance there, huh?'",
27824 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Oh no, the virus is still alive!'",
27825 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'In vanishing point battle one has more chances!'",
27826 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Tell me, what does a LLM do?'",
27827 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Buddies, now we really have to watch out...'",
27828 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Help me, I have 0 chance!'",
27829 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I want a machine gun to shoot you!'",
27830 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hold the kisser! Or I'll beat you up!'",
27831 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Finally hold the kisser!'",
27832 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Are you dimwitted?'",
27833 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You're quite mean.'",
27834 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'For that I'll really make you away now...'",
27835 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Ey, you're not gonna shoot here!'",
27836 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'BANG! I shot!!!'",
27837 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'BANG!'",
27838 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Har har!'",
27839 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Missed me! Haa haa!'",
27840 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Yeah, there's points now! Yeah!'",
27841 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I'm fully good, haha!!'",
27842 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Ha, you really deserved that! Harhar!'",
27843 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Yeah! You have 0 chance!'",
27844 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You wanted it to be like that.'",
27845 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I'm much better than you.'",
27846 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Bot Tle!'",
27847 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Even Bart Simpson wouldn't play as badly as you.'",
27848 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Put some effort into it, you.'",
27849 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Super dud, you!'",
27850 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Yeah, I cheated!'",
27851 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I make all types away!'",
27852 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You should finish the cop, you!'",
27853 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'This game's not that easy!'",
27854 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Go away.'",
27855 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Harhar!'",
27856 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I'm the boss!'",
27857 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Now *I* will change the rules, you!'",
27858 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'HarHarHarHarHar!!!!!'",
27859 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'The game is a lot of fun!'",
27860 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Goal! Yeah, goal!'",
27861 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Yeah, this human looser player can which experience!'",
27862 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Ha, hahahahahahaaaai!'",
27863 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You probably thought it'd work like that, type!'",
27864 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'What do you think you are?'",
27865 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'My fists prevent you from shooting.'",
27866 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Failure!'",
27867 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'That gives a 'red' now though.'",
27868 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'HAHAHAHAHA'",
27869 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'So, now you'll lose decisively.'",
27870 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Something's not right here, buddy.'",
27871 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Do you know misse misse?'",
27872 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'This game is almost over.'",
27873 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I want minus points, but immehdiathely!'",
27874 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'We want LLMs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'",
27875 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Did you know the dissatisfied president plays this game too?'",
27876 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'oooooooooooooooooooar.'",
27877 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'This card is the Queen of Spades, trust me.'",
27878 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'We want to play riding alone in our automobile!'",
27879 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey, you, what's up?'",
27880 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I think I hear my wife, maybe I should go.'",
27881 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Yeah, I get -10! Har har!'",
27882 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Lame ass! Make some speed, you!'",
27883 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'What, it's 12 PM already!'",
27884 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'We should end this game.'",
27885 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Nerfe property! But tschenwinli!'",
27886 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Whoa, there's an ultraroad!'",
27887 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'We want coal!'",
27888 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey, some opponents are missing here!'",
27889 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey, you, what does 7- mean?'",
27890 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I want to become a pilot. The same is true for the creator of the game.'", /* but actually not anymore :-P --Amy */
27891 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You want to tell me to play THAT?'",
27892 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'We're playing without LLMs, understood?'",
27893 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Hey, I don't want to play with stupid ultratrips!'",
27894 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?'",
27895 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Ashole'",
27896 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Crazy guy, you!'",
27897 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Fuckyou'",
27898 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Asfucka'",
27899 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You owe me 600000 zorkmids, you type!'",
27900 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Such a muck. I lost'",
27901 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Rien ne va plus'",
27902 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I have no desire anymore!'",
27903 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Are you however crazy, you!!'",
27904 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'I want a faster computer! But immediately!'",
27905 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'DAMN! IT GOES NOTHING MORE! THAT CANNOT BE!'",
27906 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Oh no, there's a fire!'",
27907 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'SUCH A MUCK!'",
27908 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'SHUT YOUR KISSER, YOU DUMB TYPE!'",
27909 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You can which experience!'",
27910 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You can which'",
27911 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'xperience!'",
27912 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Why did I allow you to do that?'",
27913 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'You are crazy'",
27914 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Wuaah, you want to shoot!'",
27915 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'Do something!'",
27916 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'is my vehicle broken?'",
27917 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: '---- ---'",
27918 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Peter'. It reads: 'DSCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!'",
27919 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marc'. It reads: 'I don't want to watch you play anymore, and therefore I hope that you ascend soon, then the game is over.'",
27920 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mousel'. It reads: 'What, why am I in no clan?'",
27921 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mousel'. It reads: 'Hahaha, A-Dur, Player-1-Dur, C-Dur, D-Dur...'",
27922 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Mousel'. It reads: 'I want to go through too!'",
27923 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marco'. It reads: 'Now hiss off and leave me alone!'",
27924 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marco'. It reads: 'Why can't you just leave me alone!'",
27925 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Freddie'. It reads: 'Do you actually consider every single girl to be beautiful?'",
27926 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm gonna crap into your bed when you're defeated.'",
27927 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now I assume a martial arts stance to fight you.'",
27928 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Do you really want to be kicked by me?'",
27929 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I warn you, I got the black belt.'",
27930 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'If you didn't miscalculate there...'",
27931 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now I'm gonna give you some justice!'",
27932 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Watch out, if you don't keep your defensive stance I'll sink my heel into your belly.'",
27933 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Oh! You wanna fight?'",
27934 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Yes! Fight with me!'",
27935 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm not afraid of you.'",
27936 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'This is gonna hurt!'",
27937 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You're underestimating me! Wait until you see my counter attack!'",
27938 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'How'd you know I'd fight? You'll not surprise me like that again!'",
27939 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I can fight back!'",
27940 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Don't cry when I hurt you now!'",
27941 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You got me, but I'm about to bludgeon you!'",
27942 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You evil robber! You're not gonna get my money!'",
27943 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Damn, you're really messing with an asian woman...'",
27944 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Would you really hit a woman?'",
27945 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Show me what you got, you asshole!'",
27946 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Did you think I'd just drop dead?'",
27947 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Do you want some? I'll give you some!'",
27948 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now I'm gonna fight like a wild animal!'",
27949 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I won't let you defeat me!'",
27950 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You womanhater!'",
27951 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'So you don't respect women, huh?'",
27952 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'How unjust are you robber? I have to defeat you!'",
27953 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I won't let you pee into my boots! That's for sure!'",
27954 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'My trainer pressed me for this!'",
27955 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm gonna keep you on the ground with my boot heel.'",
27956 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You can be lucky if I don't cause a distortion fracture to your pubic area.'",
27957 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'No one can defeat me in melee combat!'",
27958 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Bitches like me always win against robbers like you!'",
27959 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'My cute, fleecy block heel will break your finger.'",
27960 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I have no problems kicking you in the nuts.'",
27961 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'If I don't kill you, my parents will.'",
27962 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'How do you like being scratched?'",
27963 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I can kick pretty well, don't you agree?'",
27964 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm going to dearrange your ass!'",
27965 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now I'll intentionally crap fully on your toilet lid.'",
27966 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'My butt will produce erotic crapping noises while I put a log of shit on your toilet lid.'",
27967 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You now have to clean away the log of shit I crapped on your toilet lid.'",
27968 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Do you also find it exciting when my butt intentionally puts a log of shit on your toilet lid?'",
27969 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'You like the loud noises that my butt makes when crapping, right?'",
27970 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I like your toilet lid. It's really nice to crap on it.'",
27971 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now my boot heels will crush your body parts.'",
27972 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now I'll prevent you from getting children again by completely crushing your testicles with my boot heels.'",
27973 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'd like to watch you writhe in pain for hours.'",
27974 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now you'll receive the fair penalty for trying to defile my boots.'",
27975 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Die, you asshole!'",
27976 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm taking you to hell with me.'",
27977 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'My butt can produce very erogenous Thai noises and I know you're super aroused by them.'",
27978 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Hmm, if I don't assume a martial arts stance, the opponent won't be forewarned that I'm about to bludgeon him, hahaha!'",
27979 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Ah, there's the boys' toilet, I'm looking forward to take a crap there.'",
27980 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'When the robbers attack, I'll assault them from behind.'",
27981 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'One of the most important rules of martial arts is that every weakness of the enemy may be used against them.'",
27982 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'We gotta kick 'em while they're down.'",
27983 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Now I gotta go to the toilet again. This will be fun.'",
27984 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm drawing the speci-fish!'",
27985 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'My block heels look very soft and fleecy but they can still cause a lot of damage!'",
27986 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm small, but very strong and experienced in battle!'",
27987 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I was told that the robbers are going to attack soon, but I'm ready for them!'",
27988 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'I'm gonna pay you back for this...'",
27989 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Only you can be that unfair!'",
27990 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Next time I'll kick you in the nuts without warning!'",
27991 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'One day, asian women will no longer be oppressed by you...'",
27992 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'Next time I'm gonna castrate you with my kicks!'",
27993 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thai'. It reads: 'It's unfair how you cheated my combat boots! They were supposed to kick you in the nuts!'",
27994 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'What oh no, you built a particle cannon. This means that you can once in a while nooooooooooooouu!'",
27995 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Now I have to see if I can recover my crashed save, or I got a problem!'",
27996 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey something's not right with that user patch, I'm sure of that! It destabilizes the game!'",
27997 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Nouu, is that bugged!'",
27998 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Now I really got a problem though, because my game just crashed, no idea why.'",
27999 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Ey fuck you! What is that?'",
28000 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'Nooooou, now it's apparently bugged of course, and doesn't work anymore!'",
28001 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Depressed Player'. It reads: 'eeeeeeeeeeey... greeeat... oh fuck... then that was it now. Because I'm not going to repeat the last half hour of play that led up to the crash.'",
28002 "You can see through walls!",
28003 "You feel like you're on a bad trip that lacks fleecy colors!",
28004 "You won't find it so wisible when I thstwike you down with cewestiaw wightning, bouquet",
28005 "Thee what thongworthy deedth you can purthue with thith wustpwoof dagger",
28006 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Do you like my platform fleecies? They're very soft and even have velcro lashes, which look adorably feminine!'",
28007 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'Now my high wedge sandals will lovingly crush your body parts.'",
28008 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'm curious to see whether you can bear the powerful girl kicks of my cute bathing sandals.'",
28009 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'It's fun to roll over your body with my roller blades, don't you agree?'",
28010 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'My ebony sandals will continuously kick your shins now.'",
28011 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Juen'. It reads: 'I'm sorry, but I have to scratch you with Mother Celine's lacquered shoes now.'",
28012 "You are crushed by the stack of paperwork. You die...",
28013 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'My fingernails are very effective cutting tools.'",
28014 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Elif'. It reads: 'How does it feel when my sharp fingernails cut your skin?'",
28015 "You vaped for a bit, and have increased your maximum health.",
28016 "You vaped for a bit, and have increased your maximum health. Which makes no sense at all, because realistically you should just have increased your chances of developing lung cancer.",
28017 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Vaccinate someone else! Someone who's shitting themselves out of fear of the oh so dangerous corona virus!'",
28018 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'ill vaccinate you now! that is the only way to make sure youre really protected!'",
28019 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tommy'. It reads: 'err what are you doing there?'",
28020 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tommy'. It reads: 'are you somehow retarded?'",
28021 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tommy'. It reads: 'understand i not'",
28022 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tommy'. It reads: 'harhar that is fully gay'",
28023 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tommy'. It reads: 'hehe i am cool'",
28024 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thorwald'. It reads: 'The game seems to be rather difficult!'",
28025 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thorwald'. It reads: 'Hey! How am I supposed to do the room with the snakes?'",
28026 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Thorwald'. It reads: 'What, you're winning even though the mouse of your PC doesn't work?'",
28027 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marius'. It reads: 'Now it's my turn, and I'll hit!'",
28028 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marius'. It reads: 'I'm the boss here!'",
28029 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marius'. It reads: 'I'll win this game because I'm the leader!'",
28030 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marius'. It reads: 'Something's not right here! You're the first player who's winning this game!'",
28031 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Kiss my ass, I'll certainly not wear a FFP mask!'",
28032 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you have to wear a ffp mask! community masks dont protect you well enough!'",
28033 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'We should burn all medical masks.'",
28034 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'every citizen has to wear a medical mask! that is compulsory!'",
28035 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Good thing I'm not such a christmas child like you.'",
28036 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i am not fearful at all, i just dont want to get infected! you dont either, admit it!'",
28037 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Bah, what do you know about infection chains. I know that I won't get infected!'",
28038 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'watch out, one infected person will pass the virus on to more than one other person! you have to be careful so you dont get infected!'",
28039 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Bah, you can't breathe with a FFP mask. They can't be serious that one should be obligated to wear such a thing.'",
28040 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'i always wear my ffp mask! then im optimally protected! everyone else should have to wear one too!'",
28041 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'Oh so you want to whistle me to the police? Just because I didn't obey some wacky corona rule? Well newsflash, I never agreed to follow those bullshit rules!'",
28042 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'you didnt obey the hygiene measures! now i call the police because that cannot be that you just spread the plague to everyone!'",
28043 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Corona nerve head'. It reads: 'What? Curfew? To hell with that! I'm a free citizen, I can leave my house whenever I want to!'",
28044 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'corona christmas child'. It reads: 'why are you still on your way during curfew? because of people like you the containment of corona isnt working!'",
28045 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous allez tomber maintenant!'",
28046 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Voyons maintenant si vous pouvez faire cet exercice.'",
28047 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est ton tour! Ne dors pas!'",
28048 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Puis-je vous rappeler que vous n'etes pas tres bon?'",
28049 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Faire un effort!'",
28050 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je vous donne encore une chance, mais c'est la derniere!'",
28051 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Pret pour une autre lecon?'",
28052 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Tais-toi et ecoute mes instructions!'",
28053 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ouvrez votre livre et lisez!'",
28054 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous ne pouvez pas vous comporter comme ca dans ma classe!'",
28055 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si vous n'arretez pas cela immediatement, je vous donne une note pire.'",
28056 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Pourquoi de telles petites filles comme toi pensent-elles encore qu'elles peuvent me deranger comme ca...'",
28057 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'J'ai cligne des yeux, mais je ne suis pas encore vaincu!'",
28058 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Pendant que vous vous battez contre moi, le gros chat va capturer la princesse.'",
28059 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous perdez juste votre temps.'",
28060 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Cela ne vous aidera pas a reussir l'examen.'",
28061 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Votre manque de respect ne sera plus tolere.'",
28062 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ceci est l'avertissement final!'",
28063 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous risquez une expulsion!'",
28064 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est de la triche, et vous le savez.'",
28065 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je ne sais pas combien de temps je laisserai ce bagage pour enfants exister ici...'",
28066 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ce ne sera pas la derniere fois que je punis un vilain enfant!'",
28067 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ok, donc tu es absolument le pire, et donc je t'ordonne de partir maintenant!'",
28068 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous n'etes pas cense avoir d'eponges, vous etes cense avoir UNE eponge!'",
28069 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Arretez de m'envoyer toutes ces conneries par e-mail!'",
28070 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Alors tu ne peux pas me supporter? Aucun probleme. Je ne peux pas te supporter non plus.'",
28071 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je defendrai ma reputation!'",
28072 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je vous ai donne suffisamment d'avertissements. Maintenant, sens ma colere.'",
28073 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est la fin de la route pour vous!'",
28074 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Retourne la d'ou tu viens!'",
28075 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Une mauvaise reputation vaut mieux que pas de reputation du tout.'",
28076 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'J'aurais du me craindre.'",
28077 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est le sort de tous les eleves qui ne respectent pas les regles.'",
28078 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Pourquoi avez-vous meme derange?'",
28079 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Alors tu es juste une petite fille stupide qui ne connait pas Jack.'",
28080 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous etes encore plus stupide que vous n'en avez l'air.'",
28081 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je vous ai dit que c'etait une erreur.'",
28082 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Peut-etre auriez-vous du repeter votre derniere annee.'",
28083 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous etes maintenant en danger de transfert.'",
28084 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si vous continuez ainsi, je vous donnerai exactement un point de trop peu.'",
28085 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Au revoir, petite fille.'",
28086 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Qui a laisse ce entrer dans mon cours?'",
28087 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si vous etes SI mauvais, vous devriez peut-etre retourner a l'ecole primaire!'",
28088 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Et vous dites que vous avez dix-huit ans? Pourquoi vous comportez-vous comme si vous aviez huit ans?'",
28089 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je me fiche des eleves. Soit ils apprennent leurs trucs, soit ils finissent comme.'",
28090 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je sais! J'utiliserai un chaton comme ruse, comme toujours!'",
28091 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Personne ne peut s'echapper!'",
28092 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ils ne peuvent pas s'echapper.'",
28093 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Le gros chat est imparable!'",
28094 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Tous ces eleves pensent qu'ils sont les bons. Mais les bons ne gagnent jamais.'",
28095 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Meme apres la fin de l'ecole, je n'arrete jamais de penser a comment je peux les envoyer dans mon piege.'",
28096 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Garder le silence.'",
28097 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si quelqu'un parle, il paiera.'",
28098 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Des pieges guettent les imprudents.'",
28099 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Inserez le jingle de boss ici.'",
28100 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Maintenant, je vais construire avant les eleves.'",
28101 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Tout le monde fait maintenant le prochain exercice.'",
28102 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Encore une fois, nous allons repeter la conjugaison des verbes irreguliers.'",
28103 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Voyons si tout le monde a fait ses devoirs aujourd'hui.'",
28104 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Apres cette lecon, je vais donner a ces petites filles des devoirs particulierement longs a faire. Hahaha.'",
28105 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est une salle de classe, et je suis en charge des choses ici.'",
28106 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Est-ce que chaque eleve se souvient des regles?'",
28107 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Si quelqu'un ose parler allemand ou anglais, il se tiendra dans le coin!'",
28108 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Cela n'aurait pas du se produire!'",
28109 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est impossible!'",
28110 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Traitrise!'",
28111 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ou est ma puissance?'",
28112 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Des que le chat n'est pas a la maison, les souris dansent sur le placard.'",
28113 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je vais devoir vous apprendre un peu de respect!'",
28114 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Tout cela fait partie du plan du gros chat.'",
28115 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je n'ai pas peur. Le gros chat m'aidera juste a m'echapper par ballon.'",
28116 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Oh, alors tu pensais recuperer ta princesse aussi facilement. Silly.'",
28117 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Maintenant, pour mon coup d'echecs magistral.'",
28118 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'J'esperais ne pas avoir a appuyer sur le bouton d'urgence, mais c'est parti.'",
28119 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Oh, alors vous pensez que vous etes vraiment intelligent.'",
28120 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'C'est vous qui manquez le point.'",
28121 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous ne semblez pas respecter le professeur. Alors je vais vous apprendre une lecon.'",
28122 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Hahaha! Je vous ai trompe, petites filles! Maja n'etait qu'un piege intelligent pour vous attirer ici. J'ai deja attrape ton precieux gadget!'",
28123 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Do you want to get to know my fingernails?'",
28124 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Would you like to stroke my tender buttocks?'",
28125 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Okay, I think I can fight with you for a little bit.'",
28126 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'I got ringwraith abilities, hahaha!'",
28127 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Oh, I see you've been thinking about me all the time? Well, here I am.'",
28128 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Are you into me?'",
28129 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Come on, try to impress me.'",
28130 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'So this is how you're trying to get my attention?'",
28131 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'If you attack me, the morgul curse will take control of you, did you know that?'",
28132 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'And now I'm supposed to like you more?'",
28133 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Did you wake up on the wrong side of the cot today?'",
28134 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'If you continue like that, I'll really have to cut you with my fingernails.'",
28135 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Now I don't want to be your girlfriend anymore!'",
28136 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Well, other boys are more interesting than you.'",
28137 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Ranged weapons are unfair! Deal with my ringwraith abilities in melee combat!'",
28138 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'So you wanked off for nothing at all?'",
28139 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'You're conceited!'",
28140 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Quueueueuek!'",
28141 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Quueuekquueuek!'",
28142 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'I'm producing these very beautiful farting noises specially for you.'",
28143 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'You're invited to keep listening to my squeaking farting noises.'",
28144 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Well, I told you that I'm a ringwraith. Now I'll ruin your weapon.'",
28145 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Lord Sauron will be very pleased that I protect him from you with my ringwraith powers.'",
28146 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Did you know that my butt can also take a crap specially for you?'",
28147 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Now you're at the goal of your wishes, because you can really enjoy my butt thoroughly now.'",
28148 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Your waiting has ended now, as you can now listening to the farting concert that my butt performs for you.'",
28149 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'You were looking forward to my butt all the time, didn't you? Now I'll produce the most beautiful squeaking noises for you.'",
28150 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'You will stay here forever and listen to my little-girl-farting noises that my butt can produce.'",
28151 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'I gotta go somewhere to exhilirate others with my pretty buttocks.'",
28152 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Ash nazg durbatuluuk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluuk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.'",
28153 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'There's supposed to be someone who is constantly thinking of me and my tender butt.'",
28154 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Here's the recent news from fingernail front.'",
28155 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'My butt is beautifully thick.'",
28156 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Everyone likes my soft buttocks.'",
28157 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Everyone wants to stroke my soft buttocks.'",
28158 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'As long as Lord Sauron lives, I cannot be killed because I'm a ringwraith.'",
28159 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'Everyone who saw my buttocks will constantly think about how I can produce tender squeaking noises.'",
28160 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'What, you said that I supposedly have a 'thick belly'? That's mean!'",
28161 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'What, you're saying that my butt isn't as erotic as you thought? That cannot be, for my butt is super erotic!'",
28162 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'And you used to say you're infatuated with my buttocks?'",
28163 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'You also want to be charmed by my butt! Why don't you just admit it?'",
28164 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Marike'. It reads: 'At the upcoming trial I'll testify against you!'",
28165 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I saw you molest a girl. Now I'll capture you.'",
28166 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'If you don't want to clean Mailie's platform boots, she'll fully step on your hands with them.'",
28167 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Do you like to clean Friederike's dancing shoes or will she have to fully slam them into your legs first?'",
28168 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You have to clean the Henrietta shoes next, unless you want her to abuse you.'",
28169 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Are you ready to clean Jessica's womens shoes? Well, I guess she's allowed to abuse you first anyway.'",
28170 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Susanne wants you to clean her black combat boots. Don't dare refusing.'",
28171 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Now I want you to clean the Julia her sister combat boots. Otherwise it'll get painful.'",
28172 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I really hope for you that you'll clean the Marian her winter boots.'",
28173 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Do you see this pair of wedge sandals? They're the Elena hers, and you're allowed to clean them now.'",
28174 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I know that you think you're something better!'",
28175 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You'll not get away that easily. If I get you, I'll capture you!'",
28176 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Oh, Mailie keeps letting you fart into her face...'",
28177 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Why is Friederike stroking and caressing your butt instead of kicking it?'",
28178 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I know that you don't want to clean the Henrietta shoes, but she'll still persuade you!'",
28179 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You're lucky that Jessica somehow likes your tender farting noises.'",
28180 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Susanne is feeling up your stinking fart butt all the time for some reason, even though she'd be allowed to kick it! Why is that?'",
28181 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Why is the Julia being so nice to you? She's supposed to properly attack you with her black block heel!'",
28182 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Watch out, Marian is already allowed to attack you now and she has the special license to place deadly kicks.'",
28183 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I'd not underestimate the Elena if I were you, for her high-heeled sandals kick very painfully.'",
28184 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I'm not thick! Don't say something like that to me ever again!'",
28185 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'What, you recognized me as a vampire? Please keep that to yourself, not everyone is supposed to know that!'",
28186 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Your birthsign is certainly scorpio, right?'",
28187 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Oy vey, I should have taken another look at the horoscope today...'",
28188 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'That's it! You stupid, conceited slut!'",
28189 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'From now on the Mailie is allowed to kick your ass with her platform boots too!'",
28190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'What, the Friederike refuses to kick you in the nuts and is massaging and ruffling you instead?'",
28191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You're not getting out of here until you cleaned the Henrietta shoes!'",
28192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'From now on the Jessica will hit your head very painfully with her fist!'",
28193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Oh, I think the Susanne finally decided to dearrange your ass with her boot heels!'",
28194 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Julchen insists that you pull down your pants so that your nuts aren't protected from her heels.'",
28195 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'If the Marian deals irreversible damage to you by stepping on your hand, it's your own fault.'",
28196 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Elena slinged her high-heeled sandal against your butt and therefore deactivated your protection! You'd better give up because she's now allowed to cause irreversible damage!'",
28197 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Keep behaving like that and I'll bite you!'",
28198 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'What the hell is that stupid saying? Keep that stuff to yourself from now on!'",
28199 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Is there a cosmical energy node at work here?'",
28200 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The stars never know what they want either!'",
28201 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Now you really have to clean the Mailie her buffalo boots with which she stepped into cow dung.'",
28202 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Wow, you're really indulging in the Mailie, huh? Do you like it if she parks her platform soles on your hands?'",
28203 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Now you can no longer refuse cleaning the dog shit from the Friederike her dancing shoes.'",
28204 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Oh it's so cute how Friederike and you are getting along with each other so well.'",
28205 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Now you have to clean the Henrietta shoes which specially stepped fully into the dog shit with their treaded soles.'",
28206 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'It's gonna be a very special form of joy when you clean the dog shit out of every single cranny of the Henrietta shoes.'",
28207 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Well, so you agreed to clean the Jessica her womens shoes after all? That's wonderful!'",
28208 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Jessica her womens shoes are neither high-heeled nor did they step into cow dung, so you'll certainly like to clean them.'",
28209 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You have to give up and clean the Susanne her black block-heeled boots!'",
28210 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Wow, the Susanne really kicks her block heels against the back of your head in a beautifully brutal way!'",
28211 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I know you don't want to clean high-heeled shoes, but for the Julia her sister combat boots you'll certainly make an exception.'",
28212 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'It's just fair that you're not allowed to use pants for protecting your nuts from the Julia her black block heels.'",
28213 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'If you don't want the Marian her persian winter boots to kill you, you'll clean the dog shit from their soles.'",
28214 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Wow, I really enjoy every single kick that the Marian her persian winter boots place against your body.'",
28215 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You'll certainly enjoy cleaning the shit off the Elena her wedge sandals.'",
28216 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Wow, the Elena is really kicking her thick wedge soles against your buttocks very beautifully!'",
28217 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'May I drink from you a little?'",
28218 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Hey, I've won a car, you bitches!'",
28219 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Maim maphi cahata hum, lekina isa bhas a mujhe samajha nahim ata!'",
28220 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Quickly, before the stars push along!'",
28221 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Wow, the Mailie will step her thick platform soles into cow dung! How exciting!'",
28222 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Yay, the Friederike agreed to step her dancing shoes into the soft dog shit, specially for me!'",
28223 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to watching Henrietta specially step her treaded soles fully into the dog shit.'",
28224 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Jessica her light blue womens shoes will certainly gladly step into dog shit.'",
28225 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Even Susanne will make her shoes dirty specially for me, because she knows that my slaves are forced to clean them again.'",
28226 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Now I watch Julia dirtifying her sister combat boots.'",
28227 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Wow, that was super exciting to watch Marian park her persian winter boots on the dog shit!'",
28228 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Elena her ecru wedge sandals are floating over the shit lasciviously, and any moment she'll step down now...'",
28229 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The shadow of Venus stands badly, I'd rather stay at home today.'",
28230 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'And once again I have to bite some poor beggar for sustenance...'",
28231 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Mailie specially stepped fully into cow dung with her black platform boots.'",
28232 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'It was fun to watch Friederike step her dancing shoes into dog shit.'",
28233 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'When Henrietta stepped into the dog shit, there was a loud 'Spflotch!' sound!'",
28234 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Jessica her light blue womens shoes would be glad if one of my slaves had to clean them.'",
28235 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'The Susanne wants that my slaves clean her black block-heeled boots.'",
28236 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Even the Julia her sister combat boots stepped into dog shit, but my slaves will clean them again.'",
28237 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'With the Marian I'm particularly happy that she splotched her winter boots into dog shit.'",
28238 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I'm a little surprised that the Elena agreed to step her wedge sandals into shit.'",
28239 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'In the bus I specifically always sit down such that I use up two spaces.'",
28240 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'No one is allowed to find out that I'm a vampire.'",
28241 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Hmm, which eyeliner colors are harmonizing with each other today?'",
28242 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Green or red mascara? That's an important decision which will decide the fate of the entire human race!'",
28243 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Oh no, I'd love to cause you to suffer from amnesia and forget everything...'",
28244 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'No! Why does the Mailie give up just because you somehow managed to take off her platform boots?'",
28245 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Why is the Friederike so infatuated with you anyway? Now I can't even force you to clean her dancing shoes!'",
28246 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'I refuse! You're not allowed to get away with ignoring the Henrietta shoes!'",
28247 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'That's unfair of you to not want to clean the Jessica her womens shoes. She should smash your skull for that.'",
28248 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'How the hell did you manage to survive the Susanne her black block heels?'",
28249 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You're unfair, you refuse to clean the Julia her pretty boots only because they're high-heeled!'",
28250 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Why didn't Marian kick you to death? She should have forced you to clean her winter boots that way!'",
28251 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'Well I'm giving up. If even the Elena cannot persuade you to clean her shoes, then no other girl can't either.'",
28252 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'How stupid that I'm not allowed to simply bite you, because otherwise I would! Damn those rules!'",
28253 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: ''While those her boat was sinking'... that's not how this sentence structure goes!'",
28254 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'What? Your birthsign is virgo? I'd never have guessed...'",
28255 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Sing'. It reads: 'You stars up there! You deserted me!'",
28256 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je vais vous tirer mes pointes de foudre!'",
28257 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Vous pouvez continuer a echapper a mes pointes de foudre, mais cela ne vous aidera pas a me vaincre!'",
28258 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Ces petits ecureuils m'ennuient! Ils devraient enfin etre touches par mes pointes de foudre!'",
28259 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Et maintenant a ete touche par mes pointes de foudre pour la troisieme fois et s'est evanoui. Au revoir.'",
28260 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Je peux tirer des pointes de foudre, c'est ma capacite speciale.'",
28261 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Annie'. It reads: 'Oh non, m'a frappe avec le ballon pour la cinquieme fois et je suis vaincu!'",
28262 "You smell chemicals.",
28263 "You inject the covid-19 vaccine...",
28264 "You inject the covid-19 vaccine... Now you should no longer be obligated to wear a butt-ugly face mask and keep 2 meters of distance to other people. After all, you're immune to the plague now.",
28265 "You inject the covid-19 vaccine... but it wasn't one of the officially licensed ones! Shocked, you see that the label reads 'Slexovir Institute', and their vaccines don't have the medical approval yet, so it might have unforeseen side effects!",
28266 "You feel that the archon needs food immediately!",
28267 "You feel that the archon needs food immediately! Weird, shouldn't they be inediate as a pet?",
28268 "You feel that the anorexic topmodel is moments away from dying of starvation!",
28269 "You feel that the anorexic topmodel is moments away from dying of starvation! Hopefully you have a nutritious injection ready, because otherwise she'll die with no chance.",
28270 "The type of ice block is the guy who goes around to see who has the biggest and most beautiful sand castle, and then proceeds to stomp said sand castle repeatedly with his fat ugly boots.",
28271 "'congratulations, mortal!' booms the boomvoice. 'these are just for you! end recording. stop. no, end recording. oh shoot, those boots still are embroidered with the last chosen one's name, and they're too big. well, too late. alexa restart recording, ahem, CONGRATULATIONS, MORTAL!'", /* by spicycat */
28272 "you throw an opened can of surstroemming!",
28273 "exnethack, then dnethack could rebase on that for dexnethack, obviously ndnh3 would be based on that for ndexnethack, then it gets ported to iphone for indexnethack",
28274 "if the script decided to name a monster something like 'quintessential strategical hyperbolic menstruation taxonomy hyperaudacious necromancer', it'd be waaaaay longer than 50",
28275 "The large dog bites you! You die... DYWYPI? But wait... He just wants the tripe ration in your pocket! You feel much better!", /* by NetSysFire and aosdict */
28276 "You hear a pick striking rock.",
28277 "You hear a pick striking rock. Thank god, you're saved, a digging monster will finally let you out of your stony prison.",
28278 "You hear a pick striking rock, but it sounds like some distorted CLANG. Probably the wielder of that pick-axe is fumbling and hit with the broad side of the pick.",
28279 "You hear someone singing 'Gold, gold, gold.'",
28280 "You hear a deep rolling sound.",
28281 "You hear a deep rolling sound. (This sounds does not indicate the presence of a cluster bomb rock killer room on this level.)",
28282 "You hear the rock rolling rolling rolling on the floor.",
28283 "You hear a golfing giant.",
28284 "You hear the whispering of leathery wings.",
28285 "You hear the whispering of leathery wings. This is supposed to indicate the presence of Vlad the Impaler for some reason.",
28286 "You hear a horrible choking scream.",
28287 "You hear a horrible choking scream. Again, this is supposed to indicate the presence of Vlad the Impaler for some reason.",
28288 "You hear a voice say 'I never drink... wine.'",
28289 "You feel storms coming.",
28290 "You feel storms coming. This supposedly indicates that you just angered your deity.", /* by NetSysFire */
28291 "Why is the water green, the trees blue and the evening red?",
28292 "With 'spep' one indicates way too little of something.",
28293 "If you get involved with it, you need cutting butter, shears and euler.",
28294 "This changed with the well-celebrated emissions of air from the wife.",
28295 "You have a cheery feeling.",
28296 "You have a cherry feeling.",
28297 "You have a cherry feeling. Cherry Cherry Lady...",
28298 "The room was really impy.", /* by Umbire */
28299 "You think you heard batman arrive.",
28300 "You think you heard batman arrive. Will he be able to defeat the Joker this time?",
28301 "You feel a bit like lara croft.",
28302 "You feel a bit like lara croft. But unlike her, you don't just throw the high heels away when there is a gunfight; instead, you take one of them in your hand and hit that ore-criminal Marco Bartoli in the temple with the very pointy, sharp-edged stiletto heel.",
28303 "You feel stones rolling into place.",
28304 "You feel stones rolling into place. Hey cool, someone's solving Sokoban for you so you don't have to!",
28305 "The floor here is covered in deep perpendicular grooves.",
28306 "The floor here is covered in deep perpendicular grooves. Hopefully you can fly or levitate.",
28307 "You hear the sigh of much wasted time.",
28308 "You hear the sigh of much wasted time. Apparently some speedrunner once again didn't get a gold split on the very last section of their 8-hour speedrun, and can now start over from the beginning.",
28309 "Your balls are heavy again.",
28310 "Your balls are heavy again. Now's the time to present them to a sweet girl, who can kick them to test your pain threshold.",
28311 "Your balls get lighter.",
28312 "Your balls get lighter. Shame, now no girl will want to kick them because it wouldn't hurt you anymore.",
28313 "You try to cheat, but it fails.",
28314 "You try to cheat, but it fails. Stop being a wiseguy and play the game properly already! :-P",
28315 "You try to cheat, but it fails. Stop being a wiseguy and play the game properly already! :-P (This message is given if you try to throw a scroll of mail on the plane of air, because you damn well need to bring your own items if you want to locomote by throwing stuff!)",
28316 "Your symbiote was blown to smithereens.",
28317 "Your butt feels sore...",
28318 "Your butt feels sore... that's the effect of being spanked.",
28319 "Your butt feels sore... maybe you should have used the toilet, instead of soiling yourself.",
28320 "You ate the first christmas egg.",
28321 "You ate the first christmas egg. But normally those don't even exist, instead there would be easter eggs.",
28322 "You gain the secret knowledge of venom mixing!",
28323 "You gain the secret knowledge of venom mixing! Sadly, the ingredients required for actually using it are way too rare.",
28324 "You gain the secret knowledge of the Sumatra Chief!",
28325 "You gain the secret knowledge of the Sumatra Chief! Except not really, because this is a fake message, hahaha.",
28326 "Suddenly, the dungeon collapses. Apparently destroying one of the fundamental states of matter has compromised the foundation.",
28327 "Destroy what material? 'stone' Suddenly, the dungeon vanishes. You scream as you fall inward towards the molten iron core of the planet, eventually incinerating in it.",
28328 "Suddenly, the dungeon vanishes. You scream as you fall inward towards the molten iron core of the planet, eventually incinerating in it. Do you want your possessions identified? Wait, no, those all burned up too.",
28329 "You step on the rug. You have hit a feminism trap! You feel an urge to set fire to a pickup artist.",
28330 "You feel compact.",
28331 "You feel compact. This is an effect of being only 1,50 meters tall while weighing a hundred kilos.",
28332 "You feel compact. This is an effect of being only 1,50 meters tall while weighing a hundred kilos, fatass.",
28333 "You feel as if someone was body-shaming you.",
28334 "You feel as if someone was body-shaming you. But in reality you're not thick, you're just big boned.",
28335 "You feel as if someone was body-shaming you. Probably some anorexic slut who somehow thinks being super skinny was in any way 'sexy', which is obviously not the case. She looks like she needs to eat some cake if you ask me!",
28336 "You hear someone counting gold coins. You hear someone yell, 'Hey, who dug this hole into the side of the vault?!'",
28337 "You sneeze! You can now move again.", /* by Hekik */
28338 "Did you find a strategy that is effective? Don't think it's the all-time meta, for new versions of the game may change stuff and make the strategy in question less effective. This is particularly true if it's a lame strategy that lets you bypass part of the game's intended difficulty.",
28339 "If you encounter a squad of OOD monsters that are faster than you and cannot escape, you'll probably get raped by them.",
28340 "In SLEX, what foocubi do to you can actually be considered rape.",
28341 "SLESH'EM EXTANDED is a Doppelkopf-based card game, developed by Amy from 1967 until 1977, i.e. before she had even been conceived. It can currently be played on the Gnollhack server.", /* this is of course complete bullshit, based on a dream I once had */
28342 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'I have a gun with ammo! I'm attacking you!'",
28343 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'Want to see what you testicle cockler are doing.'",
28344 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'You cockhead are probably fully shitting your trousers.'",
28345 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Gun loaded! Player 1 sighted... Fire!'",
28346 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'You leave this dungeon level right now or you're shot.'",
28347 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'My weapon isn't hitting you at all!'",
28348 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Alert! Alert! The cocked dickewick of Player 1 wants to defeat me, that may not be!'",
28349 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'You, eventually my gun hits you, and then you're down!'",
28350 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'You sow chaps are all going down.'",
28351 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Oar, make I you finished...'",
28352 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'I'm gonna kill you yet again. I'll score plenty of frags, hahaha!'",
28353 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'Now you're losing!'",
28354 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Now you're being defeated!'",
28355 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'That's it, you'll no longer make this dungeon level unsafe.'",
28356 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'Now your fat ass will be removed and I'll rule over the dungeon again.'",
28357 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Ha, you don't have the good items!'",
28358 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'You need better equipment, harharhar! Why don't you switch to a stronger weapon?'",
28359 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'You seem to be down! I'll get ready for the final large-scale attack!'",
28360 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'You little penis-cock are going down.'",
28361 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'Cock yourself at last, man!'",
28362 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'I'm gonna shoot you all. You have no chance to escape.'",
28363 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'None of you is getting out of here alive.'",
28364 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'Say your greetings to the abyss from me, half-pint.'",
28365 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'My gun has enough ammo remaining, so I can gun down you and your friends as well!'",
28366 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'Don't just sit on your fat ass all the time! Your fault!'",
28367 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'No access for dickfaces.'",
28368 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Gregor'. It reads: 'I make everything finished!'",
28369 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Till'. It reads: 'You grabbed hold of my weapons! I gotta get them back!'",
28370 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Tomas'. It reads: 'Shit! You cock-dick trespassed the deeper levels!'",
28371 "Your inventory is gone.",
28372 "Your inventory is gone. This is the effect when someone reads the scroll 'Huro Haehae', which transforms each of your items or item stacks to a randomly generated monster and then teleports said monster to another dungeon level, so you'll never get them back.",
28373 "You see a rothe blow by in the wind.",
28374 "You have a sinking feeling for a moment, then it passes.",
28375 "You have a sinking feeling for a moment, then it passes. This message appears if your pet manages to drown while outside your view.",
28376 "You have a sinking feeling for a moment, then it passes. This message appears if your pet manages to drown while outside your view, which will be the case very rarely. For example, by messing with a fountain in a dark room while there's a pet a couple squares away from you.",
28377 "You hear otherworldly noises.",
28378 "You hear noises that are obviously not from this world.",
28379 "the lightly injured soldier hit's you with a heavily damaged rust monster! your moderately rusted armor is severely more damaged! you are now relatively banged up.",
28380 "you swing your brand new mint condition excalibur. you hit! it is slightly notched!",
28381 "You remove from the bag of holding - 2 scrolls of charging listed as Grade A (9.75). Contact with the ambient air causes the ink on the scrolls to dull slightly! 5,250 zorkmids in possible resale value are lost! Droichead Atha is no longer interested.",
28382 "Bimmselimmelimm! Splinters of your shield are flying everywhere!",
28383 "Bimmselimmelimm! Splinters of your shield are flying everywhere! Maybe you should have avoided the black dragon's disintegration breath after all.",
28384 "You suddenly get angry at the ball and want to strike it.",
28385 "You suddenly get angry at the ball and want to strike it. (You became probably moved.)",
28386 "Today in SLEX News: How an aspiring variant developer got exiled from the community, complete with said community falsely claiming that she exiled herself",
28387 "Today in SLEX News: Evil nethack server admins deleting variant developer's savegames that she poured many many hours into, even though they knew she could have finished those savegames on her own server after her game got deleted from the big community's one",
28388 "Today in SLEX News: Variant developer decides to double her bets, with the rule that an additional card has to be drawn (also known as 'doubling down')",
28389 "Today in SLEX News: The game that is a manifestation of the developer's id, and basically allows people to explore her psyche, sword-and-sorcery style",
28390 "Today in SLEX News: Community members picking out several features from a nethack variant that are actually unrelated to each other, correlate them, and intentionally draw the worst possible conclusions just to have an excuse for putting her game on the index",
28391 "Today in SLEX News: New climacterial role, complete with a quest that features the player fighting hanging semen ejaculators and their boss, the evil Larus bastard (who is a male version of Lara Croft) who tries to inseminate the female player character with the intention of making her pregnant",
28392 "Today in SLEX News: community members waiting for variant developer's return so they can go at her with torches and pitchforks, except that she won't be making that mistake because there's nothing left for her anyway",
28393 "Today in SLEX News: SLEX no longer has a player base, any mentions to the contrary are fake news because what activity's left is just people goofing around, not playing seriously",
28394 "Today in SLEX News: Variant developer DARES to announce that she'd be retiring development, only to change her mind two weeks later and pump out commits machine-gun-style, how CAN she! What an EVIL person she is! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!",
28395 "Today in SLEX News: Read the logs! The SJW community decided to judge, condemn and hang a promising variant developer, all in her absence, including labeling her a pariah, and when she came back to discover what has happened, she did the only right thing, namely removing herself from that community (which is what they wanted all along), only for them to state that somehow SHE labeled herself a pariah of her own volition. Maybe someone ought to tell them that if they didn't mean it that she is a pariah now, they shouldn't have said it.",
28396 "AIIEGH! The virginity stealer's penis popped your cherry!",
28397 "AIIEGH! The virginity stealer's penis popped your cherry! (This message would cause the admin to remove the game from the server if he hadn't already done so, because it's so turbogross.)",
28398 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Derek'. It reads: 'Ah-jaje popo chambo ah-jaje!'",
28399 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Eat our vegan slurry! Looks like meat, doesn't really taste like meat, and poisons you very badly when consumed! Diarrhea guaranteed or your money back!",
28400 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: 500 g of vegan meat for only 3,99 $! (Did you know that 'vegan meat' is something that doesn't exist, because a comestible can only either be vegan or meat, not both, and saying that something is both could be considered intentional misdirection?)",
28401 "It's time for our super-special commercial announcement: Plant-based fish sticks! We absolutely don't care that plant-based products cannot be fish, because we are the vegan missionaries that will convert everyone to the animal-product-free religion muahahahahaha!",
28402 "lol why do you even care what I do or don't put into the game? If you're one of those evercomplaining sjw types, you'll certainly not play it anyway so you can just leave me the hell alone and go back to your little comfort bubble you loser!",
28403 "The sjws think they're sooooo progressive and making the world a better place, but all they ever do is complaining. No one should listen to their drivel, and certainly no game designer should remove game features just because of such illogical complaints!",
28404 "Someone said 'slex is shit'. That confirms what I always knew, i.e. that I (Amy) was indeed unpersoned. Because no one disagreed with the statement, meaning that they all silently agreed and therefore I know that really everyone considers my game to be shit.",
28405 "God is laughing his ass off because he's watching humankind futilely struggle against the virus. Because God in His Almightiness knows that humankind will lose the battle anyway and the virus is ultimately going to win.",
28406 "No matter how stupid, unfair, ridiculous or 'unbalanced' you say SLEX is, if you need savescumming to beat it, you didn't actually beat it. In fact, you're not supposed to beat it at all, and if you somehow do, that's a bug and means the game is too easy.",
28407 "There are SJW types who see the playable role 'genderstarist' in SLEX and immediately decide that it must be offensive because it has the word 'gender' in it. Lol.",
28408 "Yes, I know that the word 'gender' is politically charged these days. And I also know that it's often used wrong, because when people say gender, what they usually mean is gender identity, which is something quite different.",
28409 "In Germany, children of German origin are being paid to say 'digger' 200 times per sentence, while children of Turkish origin say 'wolloh' 200 times per sentence instead.",
28410 "You feel revitalized.",
28411 "You feel revitalized. But you're still low on health, because you noob thought a scroll of cure would fix low health while in reality it only fixes status effects.",
28412 "You feel healthier! But of course you're still deathly sick, because you're such a bad player who doesn't even read the description for the scroll of healing and therefore didn't realize that it only restores lost hit points!",
28413 "You feel an uncursing touch!",
28414 "You feel an uncursing touch! But for some reason your stuff is still cursed.",
28415 "You feel an uncursing touch! But your cloak is heavily cursed, and resisted the uncursing effect. Tough luck.",
28416 "Your health has been boosted!",
28417 "Your health has been boosted, but it's still too low for the deep dungeon level you're at!",
28418 "Your mana has been boosted!",
28419 "Your mana has been boosted, but sadly your mana regeneration rate is still as bad as ever!",
28420 "You gain some score points!",
28421 "You gain some score points, which has no effect at all!",
28422 "You detect secret doors nearby!",
28423 "You detect secret doors nearby, which is such a powerful effect that even vanilla nethack has an entire wand dedicated to it!",
28424 "You feel an aura of peace.",
28425 "You feel an aura of peace. Weird that all the nearby monsters are still hostile...",
28426 "You are capable of walking steadily again.",
28427 "You are capable of walking steadily again. Are you surprised that this is the effect when you take off your stiletto heels?",
28428 "You are trembling a bit less.",
28429 "You are trembling a bit less. But you still remember the asshole that caused you to tremble in anger in the first place.",
28430 "You aren't trembling anymore.",
28431 "You aren't trembling anymore. Maybe you consumed some valerian.",
28432 "You don't totter anymore.",
28433 "You don't totter anymore. Well, actually you didn't totter anyway, so there's no real reason to display this message...",
28434 "You don't totter anymore. Lucky you, the cure for totter is very hard to get and now you've found one!",
28435 "The RNG dropped a useful item at your feet.",
28436 "The RNG dropped a useful item at your feet. Or at least that's what the top status line says right now, but sadly it's a fake message.",
28437 "You'll find a great item on the ground.",
28438 "You'll find a great item on the ground. But we don't tell you where, so you can search all the levels of the dungeon including all the branches.",
28439 "You allowed someone who was on the phone to die! The gods certainly aren't very pleased.",
28440 "You allowed someone who was on the phone to die! The gods certainly aren't very pleased. (Isn't that a great example for being penalized by the game for something that's outside of your control?)",
28441 "Your alla is critically low!",
28442 "Your alla is critically low! (What the hell is that anyway?)",
28443 "Your equipment is missing some effects.",
28444 "Your equipment is missing some effects. For example, your cloak of reflection somehow isn't reflecting anything.",
28445 "Your equipment is missing some effects. Did you also realize that your ring of free action hasn't prevented even a single paralysis attack since you started wearing it?",
28446 "'echoes from the last bastion of sanity' is an associated phrase idk why", /* by Demo */
28447 "Man I'm just so glad that the brand of nail polish I'm using is called 'Beauty Woman' and not 'Beauty person who menstruates'. Because the latter sounds just ewwww.",
28448 "You hear the clinging of jetons.",
28449 "You hear someone announce 'Place your bets please!'",
28450 "You see a passerby holding a casino chip.",
28451 "You can hear a roulette wheel spinning.",
28452 "You are feeling like gambling away a couple thousand zorkmids.",
28453 "You are looking for the entrance to Caligula's Casino.",
28454 "You hear someone complaining about the Forelli and Sindacco competitors.",
28455 "You feel like playing some cards.",
28456 "You hear someone using the video poker machine.",
28457 "You hear someone announce 'FISHING! FISHING! WIN! WIN!'",
28458 "You see someone passing by who definitely has to be a high roller!",
28459 "You suddenly realize that there are ever more security full refuges coming, and they'll whittle down your health if you don't manage to escape!",
28460 "You feel that the right way to address Don Salvatore is by saying 'Greetings, Mr. Don', even though Don is actually Italian for Mister.",
28461 "You know that one of the two chips is a fake without even looking at them.",
28462 "You hear a cat singing 'Vrei sa pleci dar, numa numa yay. Numa numa yay, numa numa numa yay!",
28463 "You hear a cat singing 'Mai-Ya-Hi, Mai-Ya-Hu, Mai-Ya-Ho, Mai-Ya-Ho-Ho!'",
28464 "You have to chase the assassins, who are travelling as a string quartet, and their airplane is too damn fast!",
28465 "You wonder why the beanpole englishman is constantly wanking off. Like who is that monkey?",
28466 "There is a five-pointed star sculpture, which can be activated by standing on it.",
28467 "You think there is a pebble in your boot.",
28468 "You think there is a pebble in your boot. This is particularly annoying if your shoes are of a type that takes a long time to take off and put back on.",
28469 "You have a vision of a smiling child placing a carrot beside a pair of shoes.",
28470 "You have a vision of a smiling child placing a glass of milk beside a pair of shoes.",
28471 "You have a vision of a smiling child placing an elven wafer beside a pair of shoes.",
28472 "You have a vision of a small child being beaten up by the Krampus, even though that is a tradition in Bavaria only, and the other federal states of Germany have Knecht Ruprecht instead.",
28473 "You begin to hear a howling winter wind. A vision of snowflakes swirls before you.",
28474 "You begin to hear a howling winter wind. A vision of snowflakes swirls before you. Too bad you've forgotten to bring along your mantle, and so you freeze to death. Do you want your possessions identified?",
28475 "A tall figure approaches through the blizzard, white-bearded and clad in trailing robe.",
28476 "A tall figure approaches through the blizzard, white-bearded and clad in trailing robe. Oh no, it's Knecht Ruprecht, and he'll beat you up with his cane because you were such a naughty little child!",
28477 "A tall figure approaches through the blizzard, white-bearded and clad in trailing robe. Oh no, it's Knecht Ruprecht, and he'll beat you up with his cane because you were such a naughty little child! And everyone will whine-whine-whine because the word 'child' appears in this sentence and it's SOOOOOOO offensive!",
28478 "With piercing eyes overshadowed by shaggy snow-fringed brows, he contemplates you in silence.",
28479 "With piercing eyes overshadowed by shaggy snow-fringed brows, he contemplates you in silence. Sounds like something that bastard Orphe would do.",
28480 "Nodding at last in evident satisfaction, he touches you on the shoulder.",
28481 "Nodding at last in evident satisfaction, he touches you on the shoulder. (Eww, can someone call the police to get that fucked up old man arrested?)",
28482 "A comforting warmth suddenly pervades your entire body.",
28483 "A comforting warmth suddenly pervades your entire body. You must have eaten a food ration.",
28484 "Steam rises from your footprints.",
28485 "Steam rises from your footprints. Oh my god, the solidified lava is moving! The volcano's about to burst! RUN!!!",
28486 "Your feet feel hot.",
28487 "Your feet feel hot. Someone must have turned on the floor heating.",
28488 "You suddenly realized that it's boxing day today, and start looking for your boxing gloves because it's time to fight with somebody.",
28489 "You know for a fact that Christmas Eve is celebrated on the 24th of December. Not 25th. Nope, the 'Heiligabend' (holy eve) is traditionally celebrated on the 24th and everyone who waits until 25th is doing it wrong :-P",
28490 "The author often uses 'Tong Fake English'. Too many places are not correct in simple English. It is probably deliberate.",
28491 "Presumably, you can find a door to enter after passing the moat behind Lydiaborg.",
28492 "Damn, it didn't work! and you realise there's no more stats to regain", /* by amateurhour */
28493 "Your feminism trap effects have been cured!",
28494 "Your feminism trap effects have been cured! Or at least the game is saying that, but really they're still going on.",
28495 "There actually is someone who says they're going to play slex again if I 'remove problematic content'. Apart from the fact that I'll not do that anyway, how the hell am I supposed to know what exactly that weirdo considers 'problematic'? That's highly subjective, you'll get different answers when asking someone else! Either way I'm not going to let such a person dictate what is or isn't allowed to be in my game, so that person can just go away.",
28496 "Marriage is something that doesn't really exist. It is just some piece of paper that says two people now have certain obligations and stuff, but that depends on the laws that enforce the marriage contract, and therefore if the laws in question are changed or abolished, the marriage is void. Ever realized that humans are the only beings that have the concept of marriage, while animals will fuck whoever they want and whenever they want to?",
28497 "I'm not going to remove features from my game just because one weird person whines about them being 'offensive'! If you really thought I'd do that, you can just fuck yourself because this is my game and I decide whether or not I change things.",
28498 "If you're really gonna whine because you consider one or two rarely seen slex game features 'problematic', consider just playing some other game, you delicately sensible sissy.",
28499 "If you're gonna whine that the 'hanging semen ejaculator' monster is sooooo offensive, just don't. Instead, consider how long slex has been around and how many other whiners complained about that kind of content in my game. I didn't listen to those, so what makes you think I'd listen to you?",
28500 "I'm not going to remove features from my game just because people complain. It also doesn't matter how many people complain about a particular feature. I will defend its inclusion, even if I'm the only person on the planet who wants it in the game. Because this is my game and I don't let public opinion dictate what content is allowed or disallowed, got it?",
28501 "You know what I find really weird? People who expect me to scrap controversial content in my game JUST after being told that my game has been removed from the big public server permanently. The word 'permanently' says everything, namely that it won't be allowed back on no matter what, so why on earth would I try and persuade the admins to change their mind? You must be crazy, I certainly have better things to do with my time. Adding new farting monsters to the game, for example.",
28502 "You, a newly spawned nitwit, have been heralded from birth as a source of bones files. You are destined to die suddenly, rise as a ghost, and get kicked to death by whoever discovers your body. Go bravely with the RNG!",
28503 "It seems that the women are doing athletic exercises.",
28504 "The women stopped their athletic exercises.",
28505 "The girls are planning to attack you with their sweaty socks!",
28506 "Ah, good, the girls decided to put their sweaty socks in the washing machine at last. About time, too.",
28507 "Someone's hiding underneath a grave wall, but some of the grave walls have teleporters or cursed calleds underneath, so be careful!",
28508 "All the grave walls are set up now. But somehow you feel that they behave normally now.",
28509 "Some girls are planning to use their sticky chewing gum as a trap to prevent you from getting away!",
28510 "It seems that no more chewing gum traps are being set up, although you still need to be wary of the existing ones.",
28511 "A stringy feminist named Gudrun is challenging you...",
28512 "You hear Gudrun announce that the challenge has ended, but maybe she's still around somewhere? Gotta see if you can catch her!",
28513 "A fearless feminist named Ella is challenging you...",
28514 "Ella announces that her challenge is over. Quick, see if she's still trying to escape, you could attack her from behind!",
28515 "Some unfair woman wants to crush you with her block-heeled combat boots!",
28516 "Apparently you said something that the women consider offensive, and their block-heeled combat boots are retreating as a result.",
28517 "The girls are going to fart you in the face without emitting any kind of sound.",
28518 "You've realized that no more silent farters are coming.",
28519 "You feel like a beautifully thick girl, capable of splitting enemies' skulls with blunt weapons!",
28520 "Aww, you're no longer the thick girl with the sexy steel-capped sandals...",
28521 "You feel like walking the dyke with your extra thick block heels.",
28522 "Careful, the storm is coming! The sheep ain't got no coil anymore!",
28523 "Something tells you that you'd like to visit the public toilet.",
28524 "Maybe, it dawns on you, it's better to use the toilet at your own home after all...",
28525 "Those farmer girls plan to use block-heeled lady boots, wooden sandals and scentful sneakers on you!",
28526 "Finally those pesky farmer girls are leaving, they were really getting on your nerves.",
28527 "Every woman is going to attack you with their clothing.",
28528 "You got really sick of fighting female clothing all the time, hopefully there'll be some actual monsters for a while now...",
28529 "You are commanded to seek out heaps of dog shit and step into it with your high heels. Something tells you that there are bad consequences if you don't obey this instruction.",
28530 "Blegh, the asshole tricked you! It seems that you stepped into dog shit for nothing at all, and now you can waste all your free time cleaning your shoes again! If you get that guy into your fingers...",
28531 "You feel that eating is a sin and should be avoided at all costs, even though that may end up killing you.",
28532 "Man, now you're REALLY hungry. You feel like eating a bear whole to fill the huge hole in your stomach.",
28533 "Ack! You suddenly have to deal with the effects of your menstruational period!",
28534 "Some russian girl decided that you're a very naughty boy, and will continuously bash your head with her high-heeled sandals.",
28535 "Oh good, your menstruational period seems to have come to an end. Hopefully it won't make a return.",
28536 "The russian girl is done punishing you with her heel sandals.",
28537 "You might have to fight some particularly powerful woman!",
28538 "Well, the powerful women haven't killed you yet, so they decide to spawn no longer.",
28539 "You're interested in seeing what kind of underwear the girls are wearing.",
28540 "Bah, underwear is actually boring, why on earth did you waste your time with that?",
28541 "Watch out, walking over the bridge has a large chance of you stepping into a heap of dog shit unexpectedly!",
28542 "Now be careful, for even though you might have been lucky when you crossed the bridge, you might slip up on the way back...",
28543 "Since it's unfair that you can simply hit women whenever you want to, you can no longer freely do so.",
28544 "That special shield the women had, it was so turbo annoying. Good thing it's no longer active now.",
28545 "The women are apparently surrounded by a dark aura! Is it some kind of black light, maybe?",
28546 "Aww, you'd have loved to figure out what that dark aura surrounding the women is, but it's gone...",
28547 "Hahahahaha, now the women can just trigger feminism traps at will and when they do, the trap effect in question will be activated for YOU! Hahaha!",
28548 "That bullshit effect where monsters could trigger feminism trap effects and cause you to be affected by them, it has ended. Took way too long. You're really angry at the sadistic programmer bitch who designed it like that.",
28549 "Those women are gonna hang their worn pants in front of your nose, forcing you to smell them!",
28550 "You got enough of smelling female pants.",
28551 "You are held back by the referee, who states that it's unfair of you to try to attack the lusi!",
28552 "You are held back by the referee, who states that it's unfair of you to try to attack the dogift! Quick, swerve around and hit the ass of a referee in the face instead, because seriously, who does he think he is?",
28553 "Something commands you to step into dog shit within 200 turns, and if you don't comply, bad things will happen!",
28554 "Something commands you to step into dog shit within 200 turns, and if you don't comply or aren't wearing shoes when you do comply, bad things will happen!",
28555 "Quick, find a heap of shit to step into!",
28556 "Quick, find a heap of shit to step into! Preferrably, you should be wearing dark shoes so that people won't notice!",
28557 "Hurry up!!! You have to step into a heap of shit, now!",
28558 "Hurry up!!! You have to step into a heap of shit, now! The guy who commands you to do so will clean your shoes, or at least he promised to do so even though it's obvious that he just wants to trick you!",
28559 "Natalia holds you in place, because you're getting spanked now!",
28560 "Natalia holds you in place, because you're getting spanked now! Woe to you if you cry out in pain when her massive wedge heel slams on your head.",
28561 "Your body enters the follicular phase.",
28562 "Your body enters the luteal phase.",
28563 "Your body enters the menstrual phase! Oh no, the worst days of the month have started!",
28564 "Your shoes degrade.",
28565 "Your shoes degrade. Maybe you need to buy a new pair after all.",
28566 "You learn the take-won-do fighting style! (Hmm, somehow I think that's not spelled correctly...)",
28567 "a strange glow fills the room.",
28568 "As you close the door, you feel a sense of security here.",
28569 "Your campfire keeps the denizens of this mystic place at bay.",
28570 "You feel unable to sense pain!",
28571 "You feel unable to sense pain! This is extremely dangerous, because you might mortally hurt yourself without even noticing.",
28572 "You feel empathic!",
28573 "Your ability to scare monsters via Elbereth engravings is reduced in effectiveness.",
28574 "Your ability to scare monsters via Elbereth engravings is reduced in effectiveness. But most probably you're a player who never uses E anyway, because Amy seems to be the only one who ever does so, everyone else just dies when the soldier ants are attacking.",
28575 "You'll have to struggle with feminism for a long time...",
28576 "At last, the long-lasting powerfeminism has come to an end, you were afraid it'd never happen.",
28577 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I want to scratch you bloodily!'",
28578 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Do you want to be abused by my combat boots?'",
28579 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I'll strike you soon!'",
28580 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You always call me the end boss, that's really getting on my nerves. For that I'll hurt you.'",
28581 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Did you know that we girls are stronger than you?'",
28582 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I'm looking forward to scratching you with my combat boot heels.'",
28583 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Soon I'll really kick you!'",
28584 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'That weapon you're using isn't fair!'",
28585 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Now I'm getting really worked up! Don't cry if I strike you down!'",
28586 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You're not falling for my tricks at all?!'",
28587 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You're not nice, and I'll take revenge for your evil deeds!'",
28588 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Today I'm not wearing my combat boots, and that means I'm not nice either, so I'll polish your visage!'",
28589 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'No male creature will get away!'",
28590 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'That cannot be that you and your friends are superior to me?!'",
28591 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Yeah sure, you're attacking a defenseless woman together with your allies. You're really a coward.'",
28592 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Well, you're letting me kick you in the nuts very beautifully with my fleecy-soft block heels.'",
28593 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'It's fun to stomp your toes with my block heel again and again!'",
28594 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Now my block heels, which feel very soft, will let your blood flow out of your legs.'",
28595 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Now you'll let my boot heels scratch over your legs again and again!'",
28596 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Well, I'm scratching beautiful wounds on your legs with my erotic boot heels!'",
28597 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'My boot heels will kick your nuts so flat that you'll fall to the ground.'",
28598 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I told you that I'm gonna slap you!'",
28599 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Since you're just standing there, my combat boots can easily bludgeon you.'",
28600 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Do you believe me now that my combat boots are stronger than you?'",
28601 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'My combat boots have very pretty heels against which you stand no chance.'",
28602 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You're not believing me that I'm gonna kill you. That's a mistake.'",
28603 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You're lucky that I'm wearing my combat boots today, because it means I'll be nice to you.'",
28604 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'As if you could stand up to me. You're just a man, i.e. a member of the weak sex.'",
28605 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You have to press the 'go up stairs' key on the topmost Sokoban level in the right place, then you'll get to the astral plane early!'",
28606 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'In the world 5 castle of Super Mario Bros 3, jump on the first thwomp to gain a H block.'",
28607 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'The cavern level of Super Kaizo Mario becomes a lot easier if you do a spin jump on the Yoshi 20 times in a row, because then the Yoshi grows up instantly!'",
28608 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'On ahl_nocredit you'll reach HGRETHEDELON by punching the bomb wall with your fist.'",
28609 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You gotta shoot enemies with the cannon on ahl_temple because then your frags will count as two frags per kill.'",
28610 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'You can reach a secret distance in Mario Kart 64 by jumping on the wall in Luigi's Raceway and then redeeming bang mushroom!'",
28611 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Luigi really exists in Super Mario 64, you can unlock him by going to the place with those moving ice barrels and jumping at the right time.'",
28612 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I'm only nice when wearing combat boots.'",
28613 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'The teacher who wants to disallow me to use the toilet is a gaunt old bag.'",
28614 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'When reloading the double beretta while having exactly 15 bullets, you end up with 32 bullets!'",
28615 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Did you know that if you follow Barney in Surface Tension, you gain more than 100 points of armor?'",
28616 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Hazardous Course 2 can be made a lot easier if you use the MP5 on the Barney.'",
28617 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'In Opposing Force you should save the game whenever a shockbolt is in midair.'",
28618 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'My ochre-brown block heel boots look incredibly soft.'",
28619 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'My ochre-brown block heel boots feel very fleecy-soft.'",
28620 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'My ochre-brown block heel boots produce extremely erotic clacking noises when walking.'",
28621 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Fallout 3 is most stable when played with a Nvidia video card.'",
28622 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'The best strategy in Nethack is to allow demon lords to summon Demogorgon, because then you don't need to fight him in his lair, but in an area where you don't want him to appear at all.'",
28623 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'What, you're winning even though unlike me you're not wearing block heels?'",
28624 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'That's unfair that you're using a dagger while I'm only using my soft boot heels!'",
28625 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'How can it be that my combat boots are inferior to you?'",
28626 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'I'll come back and ensure that you can no longer call me the end boss!'",
28627 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'Oh, I just remembered that if I type 'kill' into the console, I'm at full health again!'",
28628 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Dora'. It reads: 'This cannot be that you're so successful. You're a sorry male weaking while I'm a strong woman!'",
28629 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonathan'. It reads: 'Watch out, I'm rather strong!'",
28630 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonathan'. It reads: 'You won't defeat me!'",
28631 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonathan'. It reads: 'I already told you that you cannot defeat me!'",
28632 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonathan'. It reads: 'You'd better not mess with me.'",
28633 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Jonathan'. It reads: 'I'll pay you back for what you did!'",
28634 "You feel less concerned about becoming pertrified.",
28635 "You feel less concerned about becoming pertrified. This line has probably been written by the same person who came up with 'gave over'.",
28636 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'I stepped into dog shit with my high-heeled skiers. You have to clean them or I'll hurt you with them.'",
28637 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Are you going to clean the dog shit from the Platformina her platform soles, or does she have to step on your hand first?'",
28638 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You'll clean the dog shit from the Nancy her red pumps in your own interest or it'll become painful.'",
28639 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Kati her profiled block heels are looking forward to you cleaning the dog shit off them, and you won't be able to refuse.'",
28640 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Clean the dog shit from the Ute her blue high-heeled sandals, or she'll hurt you a lot!'",
28641 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Hereby I present to you the Sabrina platform boots with cow dung on the soles, and I want you to clean them.'",
28642 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Next I want you to clean the dog shit from the Arabella her hugging boots.'",
28643 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Do you want to clean the dog shit from the soft Anastasia shoes? It'll certainly be a lot of fun for you!'",
28644 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Did you know that the Sue Lyn specially stepped right into the dog shit so that you can clean her white sneakers?'",
28645 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Okay, either you clean the dog shit from the Juen her black platform sandals or she'll abuse you.'",
28646 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Why aren't you cleaning my high-heeled skiers at all?'",
28647 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Don't stand you so on, and clean the Platformina her platform soles! That's really not that hard!'",
28648 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Stop wanking off at the sight of the red Nancy pumps all the time, and clean the dog shit from them instead.'",
28649 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Say only, you ran out of shoe polish again when you were cleaning the Kati her profiled soles?'",
28650 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Ute wants that her blue heel sandals become clean today, you hear?'",
28651 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You are obligated to clean the Sabrina platform boots, even if they have cow dung on the soles!'",
28652 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'What are you doing? Why aren't you using the shoe polish to free the Arabella profiled soles from the shit?'",
28653 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Yes, I know that you like the Anastasia her girl shoes, but you still have to clean them at once!'",
28654 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Sue Lyn isn't very happy that you still didn't remove the dog shit from her white sneakers!'",
28655 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Now don't pretend to not have enough polish in order to clean the Juen her black platform sandals!'",
28656 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Now my high-heeled skiers will rip your fingernails upward.'",
28657 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Platformina is supposed to come here and very firmly place her platform soles on your hands.'",
28658 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Your fault, now the Nancy will scratch very bloody wounds on your legs with her red pumps.'",
28659 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'I'll enjoy watching the Kati slamming her profile-block-heel-boots against your legs.'",
28660 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Now the Ute will slam her blue heel sandals on your head again and again!'",
28661 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You will receive girl kicks to your leg from the Arabella again and again.'",
28662 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Anastasia certainly isn't opposed to slam her girl shoes against your legs again and again.'",
28663 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Since you're trying to jackknife my rules, the Sue Lyn is allowed to cut you up with her sharp fingernails now!'",
28664 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Hmm, I'm afraid that the Juen won't seriously hurt you with her black platform sandals, but she can at least try...'",
28665 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You'll clean the dog shit out of every single cranny of my high-heeled skiers.'",
28666 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Your fingers will bleed heavily thanks to the sharp metal of my high-heeled skiers!'",
28667 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Now I'll watch you clean the soft dog shit from the thick Platformina platform soles.'",
28668 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Are your jammed fingers hurting already? The Platformina her thick platform soles are really great, don't you agree?'",
28669 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The shoe polish is ready, you just have to use it to clean the dog shit from the Nancy her red pumps.'",
28670 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The scratching noise while the Nancy her red pumps are ratching over your bleeding wounds is very beautiful!'",
28671 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, now you're allowed to clean the eroticizing dog shit out of the Kati her profiled block heels!'",
28672 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'All the shoe polish that you're gonna need to remove the dog shit from the Kati her profiled boots will have to be paid by you.'",
28673 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Very nice, now you can treat the Ute her blue heel sandals with the valuable shoe polish.'",
28674 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Aren't you also enjoying the fact that you can now clean the exciting dog shit from the Ute her blue high-heeled sandals?'",
28675 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'That's gonna be so exciting when you clean the cow dung from the Sabrina platform boots.'",
28676 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You're gonna need a nice big amount of shoe polish for the Sabrina her platform boots, and you have to pay for every can.'",
28677 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'It's so erotic to watch you cleaning all the dog shit from the Arabella her hugging boots!'",
28678 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, the Arabella hugging boots can place really firm girl kicks against your leg.'",
28679 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'I could watch for hours how you try to remove the dog shit from the Anastasia shoes by using shoe polish.'",
28680 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The profiled soles of the Anastasia shoes are especially exciting, since you're gonna need hours to clean them!'",
28681 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Well, don't you agree that the dog shit on the Sue Lyn her white sneakers is very soft?'",
28682 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'As long as there's even a tiny little bit of dog shit left on the Sue Lyn sneaker soles, you have to keep applying shoe polish to them.'",
28683 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Come on, the dog shit on the Juen her black platform sandals is very soft and easy to clean.'",
28684 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Those are really girl kicks that the Juen is slamming against your legs with her black platform sandals. So exciting!'",
28685 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Hmm, I think I'm gonna step my high-heeled skiers into the soft dog shit again.'",
28686 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Platformina is planning to specially step her platform soles fully into the dog shit.'",
28687 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, I'm getting very wet just thinking how the Nancy her red pumps are going to fully step into the soft dog shit...'",
28688 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Yay, the Kati is letting her profiled heels float over the erogenous dog shit, and soon she'll step on it!'",
28689 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Very nice, the Ute has actually agreed to place her blue heel sandals on the soft dog shit!'",
28690 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, the Sabrina is about to step on the cow dung with her platform soles again and again!'",
28691 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'That's going to be so exciting to see the Arabella place the soles of her hugging boots into the dog shit again and again.'",
28692 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The soft Anastasia shoes are soon going to step on the exciting dog shit repeatedly until the soles are completely covered!'",
28693 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Very well, the Sue Lyn is also going to step into the shit properly with her white sneakers!'",
28694 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Juen will now properly step into the dog shit with her black platform sandals so that it'll be worthwile.'",
28695 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Errrrr, I stepped into dog shit with my high-heeled skiers!'",
28696 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'What, the Platformina stepped into the dog shit with her thick platform soles at exactly the same time that I stepped into shit too?'",
28697 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, the elegant red Nancy pumps very beautifully stepped into the dog shit!'",
28698 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Kati stepped on the soft dog shit with the profiled soles of her block-heeled boots again and again!'",
28699 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, now quite some dog shit is clinging to the Ute her blue heel sandals.'",
28700 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Very nice, the Sabrina has placed her platform boots on the soft cow dung again and again.'",
28701 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Watching the Arabella step into dog shit with her hugging boots was very erotic!'",
28702 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Wow, the splotching noises when the Anastasia places her girl shoes on the dog shit are incredibly exciting!'",
28703 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'That's indescribably sexy how the Sue Lyn parked her white sneakers fully on the brown dog shit.'",
28704 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'The Juen has always parked her black platform sandals on the dog shit and then moved them up again!'",
28705 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'My high-heeled skiers aren't fully cleaned yet!'",
28706 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'That's not very nice of you that you don't want to finish cleaning the Platformina her platform soles!'",
28707 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'What, you're getting a tummy ache from cleaning the red Nancy pumps? Are you just simulating or do you actually have the english flu?'",
28708 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You're not allowed to give up! Even if it takes you twenty cans of shoe polish, you have to finish cleaning the Kati her profiled boots!'",
28709 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Now the pretty Ute is very sad since you've decided to leave her blue heel sandals dirty... don't you want to finish cleaning them?'",
28710 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You're treating the Arabella very unfairly! She just wanted you to clean her shoes and now she's crying because you refused to do it!'",
28711 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'You promised the Anastasia to clean her soft girl shoes and since you changed your mind, you made her unhappy!'",
28712 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'Hmm, I guess the Sue Lyn doesn't mind that you don't finish cleaning her shoes... but I do!'",
28713 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Bridghitte'. It reads: 'That's gotta be a joke that you fail to clean the Juen platform sandals, even my granny could have done that.'",
28714 "To whom it may concern: An orc has just attacked you with a sword. Not only that, but he has hit you. Are you interested in purchasing orc insurance? Please write back at this address.",
28715 "The pinobot source code includes an AD_SHOE attack for *slashthem* of all things, even though the type of ice block would never add such a thing and it's not a monster attack that exists in SLEX. Very weird...", /* yes apparently it does have such an attack, but oh well... the message is preserved just for the sake of it :-P */
28716 "The incredibly cute female platform sandals are looking forward to kicking you in the shins like a little girl.",
28717 "You feel that you're gonna fight ladies who wear highly elegant cone-heeled pumps.",
28718 "Uh-oh, you're not sure that you can escape from the thick women...",
28719 "Some little girl really wants to take a crap while you are nearby.",
28720 "You feel that some stinking girl is waiting until you're defenseless so that she can fart you into the face without you fighting back!",
28721 "The females are everywhere, it seems!",
28722 "Somehow, the women have learned to heal their wounds quickly.",
28723 "You'll have to fight the girls from the Bang Gang as well as Anna's hussies, just like in the old times.",
28724 "Admit it, you fetishize female footwear, especially if they're block-heeled combat boots with long zippers and fleecy colors.",
28725 "All the elegant ladies will produce very tender farting noises that you just cannot resist.",
28726 "You still don't have enough blue marks on your shins, yet the pretty female sandals are pulling back for some reason...",
28727 "You're less likely to encounter cone-heeled pumps now.",
28728 "Apparently you did escape the thick women after all.",
28729 "At last you're no longer chased by that little girl who constantly wants to use the toilet!",
28730 "You feel that you've got enough distance to the icky girl with her stinking fart butt now.",
28731 "The women have finished setting their traps, now please trigger some of them.",
28732 "The women are no longer regenerating super quickly.",
28733 "Did you defeat the Bang Gang and the Hussies? Either way, they'll stop coming for you now.",
28734 "Aww, you just got told that because you didn't treat the red block-heeled leather boots well, you may no longer look at them now. :-(",
28735 "You wish you'd still encounter pretty ladies who want to fart you in the face tenderly, but no dice. They don't want to waste their time with you anymore it seems.",
28736 "You have to perform a special survey, where you have to find a couple of tourists and drink their blood. Then report to your boss and say what it tasted like.",
28737 "you arrive on a new level. to your remaining three senses, it seems the same as any other level. ok maybe you smell something",
28738 "some big unidentified guy in front of you is pummeling you. maybe he's the nemesis spitting insults at you, maybe not. who knows",
28739 "you exit the magic portal. something feels wrong here but good luck trying to figure out what. where is this again?",
28740 "You killed someone from the retarded devteam, and therefore the game ends now because we're lazy asses.",
28741 "You do not know what to do with the scroll of missing code.",
28742 "You encounter an in-game item that has no documentation and no obvious use, which means that the only thing you can do is ask on the IRC about it.",
28743 "Did you know that Terrahack adds so much stuff that barely has any documentation (probably none on the wiki and certainly none in-game), which can be figured out only if you're either the developer yourself or ask about it on the IRC? That's great gameplay, especially for people who can't constantly be on the IRC while playing!",
28744 "Of course Terrahack doesn't need any in-game documentation for new items or anything, because the developer knows everything about every newly added thing and therefore the players will magically know it too. And if not, well, we'll just tell them to look at the source, because all players also magically know how to read C! :-P",
28745 "In the case of doubt, if you encounter a new monster with unknown attacks and abilities, just attack it in melee and fully expect to get one-shot-killed. If that doesn't happen, stand next to the monster until it does kill you, and then complain to the developer about that overpowered monster.",
28746 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Lisa'. It reads: 'Did you know that great damage can be caused by allowing the outermost fingernails to grow sharp, like I'm doing?'",
28747 "Playing variants of nethack other than SLEX (as well as playing vanilla nethack) is just a huge waste of time. SLEX has the advantage that you'll at least have fun while wasting your time!",
28748 "The blacklist is there to make sure that the slex-hater squad finds their own prejudices confirmed, which are that slex is supposedly super unbalanced and random bad stuff just keeps happening to the player for no reason. Who are they to criticize my well-balanced game anyway???",
28749 "These people are criticizing slex for the sake of criticizing something, not because there was anything actually wrong with slex (there isn't). So they can just fuck off.",
28750 "The metal mafioso blasts you with a metal-attracting magnet!",
28751 "The metal mafioso blasts you with a metal-attracting magnet! Damn, the magnet pulled 10 items out of your inventory! Quick, get them back before the mafia goons steal them!",
28752 "The metal mafioso blasts you with a metal-attracting magnet! Now your +12 plate mail is on the ground right next to the metal mafioso, and he'll grab it and sell it to the black market before you can do anything about it.",
28753 "You violated the sanctity of the grove!",
28754 "You violated the sanctity of the grove! Now the denizens of Oasis are gonna whip you with bamboo sticks, you bastard!",
28755 "In Germany, there are ridiculous newspeak rules that make it so there's no more cyclists, but only 'cycling persons'. This led to the invention of the term 'dead cycling persons', which are people who are dead and riding a bicycle at the same time! Amazing!!!",
28756 "Variants of SLEX that only remove stuff and add nothing new are about as useful as kidney stones. If they at least add some new features, Amy can look at them and possibly steal them if they're good!",
28757 "No, it is not a honor if you make a deslexified version of SLEX. Fuck you!!! Play the game the way I intended or go away!",
28758 "You lot are making a variant of SLEX where you just remove stuff willy-nilly, and you are expecting me to HELP you??? Fuck off, I'll tell you where you can stick your help, you cold-blooded butcher!",
28759 "So you just remove some of my carefully designed nasty traps at random without regard for mechanics that may depend on the nasty traps being there, and you got the nerve to expect me to be GRATEFUL??? Fuck you, man! Fuck you!",
28760 "Maybe if making a deconstructed version of SLEX where certain nasty traps are removed is so easy, I could have made it myself if I illogically wanted it to exist? But I didn't, maybe because I *do not want it to exist, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding*?",
28761 "I will never want anything to do with a 'slex-clean' or 'maximum slash' or whatever name you give to a deslexified version of SLEX, and you can just fuck yourself for thinking I ever would. You don't even know me, so don't come here expecting me to do what you want me to, got it?",
28762 "There are supposedly people who don't want art to be censored; in fact I (Amy) am one of them. Removing nasty traps from my game purely randomly is already an affront, but expecting me to cheer when you present your shitty deconstructed version of my game is a reason for me to immediately put you on my personal blacklist.",
28763 "It doesn't matter how much or little stuff some modderling removes from SLEX. If as much as one monster, trap, artifact or whatever is removed, it's no longer SLEX. Because maybe I added those features because I *want* them in my game, did that thought ever cross your mind?",
28764 "No, features don't 'have to be removed' from SLEX just because you personally find them offensive. And I also don't care if you want to play my game at work, because it's a well-known fact that my game is NSFW (see also the warning when starting a game). If you absolutely want to play Nethack at work and your boss is using sniffers, pick maybe dnethack or something.",
28765 "If you were an arsonist who just set fire to my house, you'd ask me for some fuel so that the fire can burn faster.",
28766 "If I had created a beautiful painting, you'd pour a bucket of oil over it and then ask me for some spray paint so that you can ruin my painting more effectively.",
28767 "If you were a vandal who had just stabbed the tires of my new car, you'd ask me for a mallet so that you can demolish my car more thoroughly.",
28768 "A magic lamp being 80%% chance of a wish? You must be crazy, that's like way too good. Of course that had to be reigned in.",
28769 "If you want a game that is baby easy, i.e. so easy that even a three-year-old baby can ascend it, you have to look for a different game because SLEX certainly isn't meant to be easy.",
28770 "It is wrong to expect SLEX to keep vanilla overpoweredness. The sleep spell was far too strong, things would be put to sleep indefinitely and they wouldn't wake up even while you hack them up, which negates much, if not all need for player skill.",
28771 "Why do so many players complain about supposedly weak rewards for optional dungeon branches in SLEX? Are they so spoiled by modern games which shower the player with loot at every opportunity, that they cannot handle a game with a more balanced loot distribution?",
28772 "No, you are not guaranteed to find a goddamn wand of wishing on the castle level! Just because vanilla guarantees it doesn't mean that variants cannot change that, for fuck's sake!",
28773 "I don't get why people keep complaining about the rewards for optional dungeon branches supposedly being not good enough. Like, can't those players just be happy that they got a reward at all? I could just as well make the branches have no reward, apart from the random loot dropped by the monsters!",
28774 "Most SLEX players want things to be easy and features that are beneficial for the character. This shows that they don't understand the SLEX design philosophy at all, because SLEX won't cut the player any slack, ever.",
28775 "If you want a game where things work in your favor, you have to play something else. Because in SLEX, if a feature doesn't work against the player, it's a bug.",
28776 "Shoe outlets are discriminatory if you ask me. They separate shoes by gender, which is like saying 'yeah, kindly buy a pair of shoes for your gender and ignore all the ones for the other gender, even if there'd be some really amazing ones that you'd absolutely like to wear'. Let people wear whichever shoes they damn well want to wear, please!",
28777 "You are way too busy with your two weapons and shield.",
28778 "You are way too busy with your two weapons and shield. Cheater, how did you manage to equip those at the same time anyway?", /* yes I know, grim shields allow it :-P */
28779 "Fluidators and pompejis will put anyone in the gefaengnis for performing actions that are verboten, using their big hammer!",
28780 "Remember that the pompeji squad will punish those who think they can simply murder peaceful NPCs in town-like levels, or also elsewhere!",
28781 "Don't walk through walls non-stop, or the fluidator squads are coming to catch you!",
28782 "Something is vibrating like mad nearby!",
28783 "Something is vibrating like mad nearby! Better get away, you don't want to encounter a person who uses autoerotic devices.",
28784 "The secret portal must be very near!",
28785 "The secret portal must be very near! Or maybe it doesn't, but we're printing this message to make you look for a nonexistant portal.",
28786 "There's some strong vibration close by!",
28787 "There's some strong vibration close by! It must be a pack of vibration hounds, which is a monster from Angband that can breathe sound!",
28788 "You sense that the secret portal is close by!",
28789 "You sense that the secret portal is close by! But actually your detector is broken, and the portal is on a completely different dungeon level.",
28790 "Weird, you're encountering vibrations here! Where may they be coming from?",
28791 "Weird, you're encountering vibrations here! Where may they be coming from? Is it because a bunch of stoned people are hanging around? Maybe they give you one of their marijuana cigarettes if you ask nicely?",
28792 "Your automatic detector tells you that the secret portal isn't too far away from you!",
28793 "Your automatic detector tells you that the secret portal isn't too far away from you! But unfortunately for you, 'not too far away' is a relative term, and compared to the total size of the dungeon, 'five dungeon levels down from your location' still counts as being not too far away.",
28794 "The woman is laughing loudly because you were unable to avoid that effect.",
28795 "The woman is laughing loudly because you were unable to avoid that effect. (This message is given if an instafeminism trap is spawned somewhere on the level. If it does, you automatically get hit with a feminism trap effect through no fault of your own.)",
28796 "Suddenly there's a wall!",
28797 "Suddenly there's a wall! Why that has to be specifically mentioned is beyond you, because there's tons of walls all over the dungeon anyway.",
28798 "There is a hollow sound. The trap must have run out of ammunition.",
28799 "There is a hollow sound. The trap must have run out of ammunition. Maybe you should put in some of your poisoned darts, and then hope that a monster triggers it.",
28800 "Somehow, you feel reminded of the old times.",
28801 "Somehow, you feel reminded of the old times. Man, playing Castle of the Winds was awesome...",
28802 "Your symbiote has been killed.",
28803 "Your symbiote has been killed. Rats.",
28804 "Your symbiote has been killed. That happens way too often, you wish you could give your spare amulets of life saving to them.",
28805 "It seems that your symbiote was replaced by a different one!",
28806 "It seems that your symbiote was replaced by a different one! But that's just an illusion, you really still have your old one.",
28807 "A lot of time has been wasted...",
28808 "A lot of time has been wasted... :-(",
28809 "A lot of time has been wasted... because you played NetHack variants that are not SLEX, and bored your ass off in the process. Kindly play only SLEX from now on, it's the only variant worth playing.",
28810 "You are covered with moth larvae!",
28811 "You are covered with moth larvae! Damn, you can't even swat them quickly enough to prevent them eating holes into your cloak...",
28812 "You are covered with moth larvae! Maybe you should pet them, then you'll eventually have lots of fully grown moths. They'll even have wings! :-)",
28813 "You are a good person and are worthy of love.",
28814 "You are a bad person and are worthy of being slapped.",
28815 "You are a neutral person and are worthy of indifference.",
28816 "You are no longer a vegetarian.",
28817 "You are no longer a vegan.",
28818 "You are no longer following the foodless conduct.",
28819 "You are no longer an atheist.",
28820 "You are no longer following the prayerless conduct.",
28821 "You are no longer following the wieldedweaponless conduct.",
28822 "You are no longer a pacifist.",
28823 "You are no longer illiterate.",
28824 "You are no longer following the polyobjectless conduct.",
28825 "You are no longer following the polyselfless conduct.",
28826 "You are no longer following the wishless conduct.",
28827 "You are no longer following the artiwishless conduct.",
28828 "You are no longer celibate.",
28829 "You are no longer a vegetarian. Now kindly start eating meat and stop fostering your eating disorder.",
28830 "You are no longer a vegan. Be glad, now you can eat yummy things like cake and cookies! Mmmmmmmm!",
28831 "You are no longer following the foodless conduct. Even though you haven't eaten anything. What a letdown.",
28832 "You are no longer an atheist. Yet somehow you still think that gods don't exist.",
28833 "You are no longer following the prayerless conduct. Someone else must have prayed for you and the stupid gods seem to think that you were the one praying!",
28834 "You are no longer following the wieldedweaponless conduct. But let's face it, bare-handed combat sucks anyway, so now you're free to use whatever weapon you can get your hands on.",
28835 "You are no longer a pacifist. Actually, you already weren't, because the weird-ass vanilla dev team made it so that hurting a monster doesn't break the conduct even though it realistically should.",
28836 "You are no longer illiterate. Now you no longer have to treat scrolls and spellbooks like toilet paper, but can actually READ them! Yay!",
28837 "You are no longer following the polyobjectless conduct. Shame, that conduct was actually easy to keep and now you lost it through no fault of your own...",
28838 "You are no longer following the polyselfless conduct. But at least you didn't break your armor and cloak.",
28839 "You are no longer following the wishless conduct. Damn, and you didn't even get a wish to compensate for losing the conduct!",
28840 "You are no longer following the artiwishless conduct. Maybe you shouldn't have stepped on that particular tile, then the conduct would still be intact.",
28841 "You are no longer celibate. But you probably would have lost that conduct anyway, since foocubi are rather common later on.",
28842 "You feel much less knowledgable about item enchantments.",
28843 "You feel much less knowledgable about item enchantments. Now, armor pieces will display something like 'a +1 to +3 leather armor' and not tell you the exact amount of enchantment.",
28844 "You feel much less knowledgable about weapon enchantments. This means that the fiery scimitar of decapitation, wielded by that lowly orc, will kill you with no warning because it looks just like a regular scimitar to you.",
28845 "You feel much less knowledgable about the BUC state of items. Just equip everything you find, maybe it'll be cursed or maybe it won't, it's like russian roulette.",
28846 "20 monsters were teleported to you!",
28847 "20 monsters were teleported to you! Man, multiple gather is such a broken ability, death manekis should be banned from the game.",
28848 "Weird, nothing seems to have happened.",
28849 "Weird, nothing seems to have happened. (You do know that if this message appears, it means that something really bad has happened?)",
28850 "Oh no!!! You have stepped into a vivisection trap, and now the monsters can attack you with impunity until you free yourself.",
28851 "You permanently lost a skill slot.",
28852 "You permanently lost a skill slot. Mua ha ha ha.",
28853 "You permanently lost a skill slot. This will ruin your character a bit more every time it happens.",
28854 "Hmm... apparently two monsters have a perfect match here...",
28855 "Hmm... apparently two monsters have a perfect match here... bleeeeegh, and you had to see it!",
28856 "Hmm... apparently two monsters have a perfect match here... and you wish you had been anywhere else, because why would you want to watch a mouse doing it with an elephant? That's sodomy!",
28857 "Lol, you took the wrong stairs and now you're on level 55.",
28858 "Lol, you took the wrong stairs and now you're on level 55. But to your surprise, you discover that this dungeon does indeed have a genuine level 55...",
28859 "Lol, you took the wrong stairs and now you're on level 55. Everything is invisible here and while the level is supposed to be a hamlet, there's lots of invisible trips that will crash the game if you walk into them.",
28860 "wait, there are stats? I thought SLEX just randomly assigned numbers everywhere for everything!", /* by ProzacElf */
28861 "In order to understand sexually transmitted diseases, you need to have studied math.",
28862 "The math workbook does, on pages 49 to 50, give a detailed analysis about sexually transmitted diseases, strangely enough.",
28863 "The grandmaster of SLEX plays the game as if weapons, non-robe torso armor and shields didn't exist, and therefore automatically considers 80%% of all artifacts to be useless because they fall into one of those categories.",
28864 "It's incredible that a player was actually capable of expecting the ice queen reward to increase all skills by one skill level. That would be completely out of proportion compared to the other rewards of optional SLEX dungeon branches, so a player who hears about such a feature supposedly existing should immediately get suspicious and doubt that Amy actually added such an unbalancing thing.",
28865 "I really don't get why players keep expecting phase door to work on no-teleport levels. Like, do they not think about game balance implications at all???",
28866 "Wenn alles richtig eingesielli isluruchen Sie S2 bis Slunuen und Mirunan die Doppelpaaki ruchi blini Mirunan mii blindenderu coppalpunkt arschetun.",
28867 "Only women are capable of saying the exact opposite of what they actually mean. For example, they can say 'what a beautiful day' when they really mean 'if only this day was over already'.",
28868 "In this game, the player is supposed to struggle with the difficulty. What they aren't supposed to do is to just push a button that removes the difficulty, i.e. the 'ignore difficulty exploit' button. Such a thing should not exist.",
28869 "SLEX is meant to be difficult. If there is an exploit that greatly reduces or even completely eliminates the intended difficulty, then that's a problem. Such exploits need to be removed from the game at all costs.",
28870 "Players shouldn't think they can just exploit their way past the intended difficulty, like porkman did. All of the exploits he abused have been fixed, and if anyone still finds and abuses a new exploit they can be certain it'll get fixed too.",
28871 "No, you do not get to play older versions of SLEX on the public server. You probably want to play them because they are full of exploits and player-favoring imbalances, and that's against the spirit of this game. Play maybe dynahack if you want happy disneyland ascension simulator.",
28872 "No, I will not make an easymode switch for SLEX that disables difficult or unfair parts of the game for players who cannot handle a challenge. There are modes that make the game even harder, though. No player except Amy has the balls to ever play one of those, and she doesn't even have actual balls! Something is certainly wrong there...",
28873 "The players want a game without nasty traps and sexual references? Bah! I don't care what the players want! Either they play the game the way I intended, or they can look for a different game!",
28874 "The players are the enemy. They are supposed to just play and enjoy the game, but instead they constantly look for exploits that make the game easier and don't hesitate to abuse the hell out of any exploit they found. That is of course not acceptable, and so Amy has no other choice but to close the loopholes and add penalties for trying to use such degenerate strategies.",
28875 "Players should just stop thinking that SLEX was about finding loopholes that let them circumvent the intended difficulty! If Amy says that you should have to fight Yeenoghu with a cursed thoroughly corroded -4 dagger, then you aren't allowed to fight him with a blessed rustproof +1 dagger, for fuck's sake!",
28876 "According to the grandmaster, 'slex is full of bad content' is supposedly a true rumor just because the antje trap exists, one specific trap type that doesn't even spawn very often at all and which starts a minigame that can just be skipped entirely by mashing the space bar. Well, sometimes people's opinions are weird...",
28877 "It is a great idea to put on some neverending polka music while playing through the double-plus-uninteresting vanilla Gehennom.",
28878 "You lost 10 maximum hit points due to exhaustion.",
28879 "You lost 10 maximum hit points due to exhaustion. This is a great feature, because polymorphs will time out anyway no matter what you do, and being penalized for that is very illogical but that's how SLASH'EM works.",
28880 "You had too little health left in your regular form and therefore you die!",
28881 "There are several grinding and grating sounds.",
28882 "There are several grinding and grating sounds. But these don't mean anything and are there purely for flavor.",
28883 "There are several grinding and grating sounds. This indicates that a bunch of traps has been moved around, which may or may not be useful to you.",
28884 "Several clicking sounds can be heard in the distance.",
28885 "Several clicking sounds can be heard in the distance. Someone must have dropped a bunch of cluster mines.",
28886 "There's a lot of clicking noises in the distance.",
28887 "There's a lot of clicking noises in the distance. Quick, it's a timebomb! Run and defuse it, or get the hell out of here!",
28888 "There is a total of 50 simultaneous clicking sounds!",
28889 "There is a total of 50 simultaneous clicking sounds! How you could exactly count the amount of clicks within a split second is beyond me.",
28890 "All the monsters used the black mirror.",
28891 "All the monsters used the black mirror. This means that their health is at least as high as yours now.",
28892 "All the monsters used the black mirror. This means that their stats have been boosted to the levels of your character, if they were lower.",
28893 "Eep, you hear the giggling sounds of little anime girls!",
28894 "Eep, you hear the giggling sounds of little anime girls! Quick, call the moral guardians, because Amy made it so that you can have sexual encounters with them which is sooooooooo turbogross!",
28895 "Uhh, you can already sense the turgid smell of perfume...",
28896 "Uhh, you can already sense the turgid smell of perfume... whatever woman is using so much perfume must be doing it in order to cover up for her deficiencies...",
28897 "Royal people seem to have come to the dungeon.",
28898 "Royal people seem to have come to the dungeon. Maybe you can negotiate a peace settlement with them?",
28899 "Uh-oh. Mehrunes Dagon has apparently opened a gate to Oblivion nearby.",
28900 "Uh-oh. Mehrunes Dagon has apparently opened a gate to Oblivion nearby. You must enter it, fight through a throng of 200 storm atronachs and dremora valkynaz, and then steal the sigil stone.",
28901 "Hahahahaha! Hihihi! Haha!",
28902 "Hahahahaha! Hihihi! Haha! (We're being very silly today!)",
28903 "The respawning baddies have materialized close by!",
28904 "The respawning baddies have materialized close by! Does that RPG designer even know how annoying it is if monsters keep spawning every couple of seconds?",
28905 "The answer is 42.",
28906 "The answer is 42, so the question must read 'Gazpacho soup?'.",
28907 "Something's random here.",
28908 "Something's random here. But you don't know what it is.",
28909 "An evil presence lurks somewhere around here.",
28910 "An evil presence lurks somewhere around here. Better don't look for it, because curiosity killed the cat.",
28911 "In the distance, you can hear the clashes of paleolithic weapons.",
28912 "In the distance, you can hear the clashes of paleolithic weapons. Probably the Hittite are fighting the Babylonians.",
28913 "Beware, there are many changes of balance and sexually arousing content.",
28914 "Beware, there are many changes of balance and sexually arousing content. Amy's game really should be put on an index because it's very gross and offensive.",
28915 "A sonorous chant can be heard in the distance.",
28916 "A sonorous chant can be heard in the distance. Must be a church preacher.",
28917 "Somehow, you feel reminded of the Victorian era.",
28918 "Somehow, you feel reminded of the Victorian era. Man, Steamband could have been such a great game if it wasn't so godawfully dull...",
28919 "TAAAAAAAAAAA TATATA TAA, TA TAAAAA TA TAAAAAAA, TAAAA TATATATAAAA *TAA TAAAA*, TAA TAAAAAAA! TAAAAA TATATATAAAAA TA TA TAAAAA, TATATATAAAAAAA TAA, TAA TAA, TATATATAAAAA TATATATATAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAAAAA! (dwoeoeoeoe, dwoeoeoeoe, dwoeoeoe dwoeoeoe dwoeoeoe, dwowoeoeoe...)",
28920 "TAAAAAAAAAAA TATATA TAA, TA TAAAAA TA TAAAAAAA, TAAAA TATATATAAAA *TAA TAAAA*, TAA TAAAAAAA! TAAAAA TATATATAAAAA TA TA TAAAAA, TATATATAAAAAAA TAA, TAA TAA, TATATATAAAAA TATATATATAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAAAAA! (dwoeoeoeoe, dwoeoeoeoe, dwoeoeoe dwoeoeoe dwoeoeoe, dwowoeoeoe...) If you're wondering what that is, it's a very loud and dramatic music that indicates the hardcore aliens' march, and they will stop at nothing until you are defeated.",
28921 "Several clashes are sounding in another room.",
28922 "Several clashes are sounding in another room. Apparently the giant robots are fighting.",
28923 "Suddenly you hear loud humming noises, as if there was a whole lot of bees!",
28924 "Suddenly you hear loud humming noises, as if there was a whole lot of bees! Err... there actually IS a bee buzzing towards you right now, and when there's one bee, there's probably a whole bunch! HELP!",
28925 "An alien presence seems to be lurking.",
28926 "An alien presence seems to be lurking. But you've killed aliens before, so this certainly ain't no big deal.",
28927 "Hmm, maybe you should play Angband for a change? After all, that's also a fun roguelike game :-)",
28928 "Hmm, maybe you should play Angband for a change? After all, that's also a fun roguelike game :-) But make sure to play the older versions, because when they changed it, they caused it to suck.",
28929 "Somehow, you feel that the next section will play similarly to a session of Dungeons and Dragons(TM).",
28930 "Somehow, you feel that the next section will play similarly to a session of Dungeons and Dragons(TM). Except that it's still SLEX and therefore thankfully doesn't require a physical GM.",
28931 "Evil things will happen to you.",
28932 "Evil things will happen to you. But you already knew that. After all, you decided to play SLEX.",
28933 "Did someone say 'shoes'? You are fairly certain that you just heard someone say that word!",
28934 "Did someone say 'shoes'? You are fairly certain that you just heard someone say that word! Quick, find that person and either buy or steal the shoes!",
28935 "Arabella has joined the game. Moloch's minions get stronger.",
28936 "Arabella has joined the game. Moloch's minions get stronger. And what's much more dangerous for you, she will start laying out nasty traps everywhere, hoping that you trigger them.",
28937 "Argh, the damn frog sound can be heard again! Somewhere in the walls, in a place you cannot reach, there has to be another alien!",
28938 "Argh, the damn frog sound can be heard again! Somewhere in the walls, in a place you cannot reach, there has to be another alien, and it'll keep making the sound even if you move very far away, driving you fucking nuts!",
28939 "Argh, the soldiers are marching! Quick, take cover, they're on a search-and-destroy mission!",
28940 "Argh, the soldiers are marching! Quick, take cover, they're on a search-and-destroy mission and will shoot their SMGs and grenade launchers on sight!",
28941 "There is a stained glass wall that seems to come ever closer. Wait, it surely must be a mimic, walls cannot move on their own.",
28942 "There is a stained glass wall that seems to come ever closer. Wait, it surely must be a mimic, walls cannot move on their own. Err what, maybe it's a real monster? A wall monster! RUN!!!",
28943 "Oh no, you have failed. Diablo freed his accursed brother. Now, hate and destruction will take over the world.",
28944 "Oh no, you have failed. Diablo freed his accursed brother. Now, hate and destruction will take over the world. Also, for some reason B-a-a-l is much harder to defeat than Diablo, even though the game is named after the latter.",
28945 "Most players are members of the instant gratification crowd, and want the player character to either start out with everything maxxed out already, or at least be capable of easily becoming unstoppably strong without too much effort. But that's totally against the SLEX design philosophy, and therefore those players either have to adapt their playstyle or the game might not be for them.",
28946 "Mikraanesis laughs because you've been caught.",
28947 "Mikraanesis laughs because you've been caught. Now you're in a farting web, with lots of enemies around you, and will have a hard time escaping, muahahahaha.",
28948 "You neuter yourself... but unfortunately playing as a neuter character isn't supported in this version, and therefore the area where you just cut off your penis grows into a neovagina instead.",
28949 "You feel back on your feet!",
28950 "You feel inverted!",
28952 "You're inverted!",
28953 "You struggle with your movements.",
28955 "You have to wince even more!",
28956 "If there is nothing in the game that can work against the player, that's a bug. After all, the player should face challenges and hardships, not be granted a free pass through the entire game, otherwise it'd be rather boring if you cannot lose :P",
28957 "People who play SLEX encounter a feature they don't like, and then they think they had the right to complain, or worse, demand that Amy changes the feature in question. But they are wrong. Amy is the Iron Lady of SLEX and won't listen to such nonsense!",
28958 "It's not as if any players went 'yay, nasty traps are great, I'm so happy about their addition to the game!'. But it doesn't matter anyway, because Amy wants them in the game and therefore they won't disappear.",
28959 "An important part of the SLEX design philosophy is that the player can be screwed over randomly without a fault of their own. After all, why should everything that happens always have to be in favor of the player? That's stupid, real life isn't always fair either!",
28960 "Vanilla makes it far too hard to identify the + on a weapon or the charges in a wand. You have to waste a full identify scroll and even if it's blessed, it only identifies the value on two measly items despite you filling the entire inventory with garbage hoping that the scroll identifies it all.",
28961 "The charging effect in vanilla is far too rare. I'm not even sure what's the point of displaying a recharge counter on common wands as it'll always read 0, the only wands worth using charging scrolls on being wishing and death, and *maybe* teleport or cold if you got particularly unlucky and only found a single one of them.",
28962 "Your debt has been erased.",
28963 "Your debt has been erased, along with all money you had left.",
28964 "You paid some of your debts, but still have to pay 10000 zorkmids.",
28965 "You paid some of your debts, but still have to pay 10000 zorkmids. If you don't pay up at once, some mafia goons will spawn soon and wreck your shit.",
28966 "Many roles aren't allowed to use automatic firearms. If you do so anyway, expect to meet the bulletators.",
28967 "Most roles will encounter bulletators when they use the demon crossbow. Be careful, since those guys are tough.",
28968 "If you find a hydra bow, don't get too excited unless you're a dedicated archer role, as everyone else will meet a bulletator every time they fire a volley. And those aren't a pushover.",
28969 "Use the catapult sparingly unless you're something like a rocker, because most characters will draw the bulletator squad's attention when firing that thing and the bulletators will probably make quick work of you.",
28970 "damn, I guess I'll also have to go over all the ways in which the player could be petrified, and make it so that using any which you can easily control will also deactivate stoned chilling for rnz(any number high enough to make amateurhour spit out his tea) turns",
28971 "Oh, apparently you have to fight some particularly burly women. That's gonna be difficult.",
28972 "It seems the women are strengthening their defenses.",
28973 "You become sensitive to the sound of high heels.",
28974 "Yay, a pretty girl with a long blond bundle starts following you around! She's certainly very nice and will have a lot of fun with you!",
28975 "You have to wear your stiletto heels like a model, and if you fall, you have to smile anyway! That's the obligation of a model...",
28976 "Uh-oh, the patriarch is coming to take your pretty high heels away. Make sure he doesn't catch you!",
28977 "The sexy ladies are gonna challenge you again and again and again.",
28978 "It seems that monsters may spotaneously turn into sexy women, as if there weren't enough of them running around the dungeon anyway.",
28979 "Those little girls want to tease you by trying to steal things from your backpack for fun! You certainly know that this 'fun' will happen at your expense...",
28980 "The dark girl has pulled the switch, and now feminism traps will work like nasty traps. Except that this message can never be displayed, because the trap in question works like a nasty trap itself.",
28981 "Finally, the switch that makes feminism traps work like nasty trap effects has been turned off again. God, that took fucking ages to happen! If only you could operate the switch yourself, you'd have done so much earlier...",
28982 "Finally, the burly women decided to not bother you anymore.",
28983 "The women deconstructed their defenses as they feel they're not really needed anymore.",
28984 "Oh bummer, you can no longer hear the sounds of high heels.",
28985 "Aww... the pretty wing-tufted girl is leaving, even though you wanted her to hang her blond bundle into your face again!",
28986 "Ah finally, the meat inspection has ended and you no longer have to strut around with those stupid stiletto heels.",
28987 "The patriarch has given up and you're still alive! Whew! Now you can keep your high heels without having to fear that he tries to destroy them!",
28988 "Finally, the sexy lady challenge has ended. It was getting on your nerves that you'd keep encountering them.",
28989 "The monsters are no longer turning into sexy women. Whose idea was that anyway, a crossdresser's???",
28990 "You hear that the annoying little girls have been relocated to some other dungeon, so they can't steal your stuff anymore now. Are you pitying them? No, not at all. They got what they deserved, as they never fit into this dungeon anyway.",
28991 "Friederike pees at your boots, while laughing all the time!",
28992 "Friederike pees at your boots, while laughing all the time! That's actually super unfair, because now your shoes are defiled...",
28993 "Friederike hangs her fluffy blond bundle into your face, which feels incredibly beautiful, however it also means your vision is obscured by all the wonderful female hair.",
28994 "Friederike slams her very soft dancing shoes against your shins.",
28995 "Friederike slams her very soft dancing shoes against your shins, which is very nice of her and shows just how much she loves you.",
28996 "Friederike summons her friends!",
28997 "Friederike summons her friends! Sadly, they're not your friends, so you now have to get rid of them again.",
28998 "Oh no, you're not looking good...",
28999 "Oh no, you're not looking good... (This message means that your high heels skill training was reduced to half of the value you had, which is really mean because the message is so vague.)",
29000 "Oh no... your high heels have been stolen by the patriarch... :-(",
29001 "Oh no... your high heels have been stolen by the patriarch... Hopefully a hero will come along and help you hunt down that pesky bastard so that you get your shoes back!",
29002 "Wow, suddenly you're wearing some beautiful missys!",
29003 "Wow, suddenly you're wearing some beautiful missys! Too bad you can't walk in them because of the stiletto heels.",
29004 "Wow, suddenly you're wearing some beautiful missys! Except you don't even know what the hell 'missys' are supposed to be, so you need to check your feet.",
29005 "*click* 'hihihi'",
29006 "*click* 'hihihi' Whaaaat? It seems that some little girl stole a couple of your items!",
29007 "*click* 'hihihi' Whaaaat? It seems that some little girl stole a couple of your items! You commend her efforts, but remark that she should have been more careful to ensure that you don't notice the theft.",
29008 "Suddenly the area enters stasis.",
29009 "You hear a call... and Demogorgon warps to you!",
29010 "You hear a call... but apparently no one answered.",
29011 "You have to pay one tenth of your money to the bank.",
29012 "You don't have to pay tax.",
29013 "You start fishing.",
29014 "You start fishing. A magikarp is drawn!",
29015 "You start fishing. A gyarados is drawn! The gyarados breathes fire! Your cloak smoulders!--More--",
29016 "You start fishing. A waste of time...",
29017 "You start fishing. A waste of time... Maybe you shouldn't be fishing in a tiny pond that's certainly not gonna contain any fishes.",
29018 "A morphing sound can be heard.",
29019 "A morphing sound can be heard. Now that giant ant is an ancient hex dragon that can one-shot your earlygame char.",
29020 "Now your alignment is trash.",
29021 "Now your alignment is trash. Better don't pray for a while and don't attempt to convert altars.",
29022 "Warping sounds can be heard.",
29023 "Warping sounds can be heard. A lot of hostile aliens must have been beamed aboard the ship.",
29024 "The monsters have been handed some musable items.",
29025 "The monsters have been handed some musable items. One of them has a wand of death now and will kill you.",
29026 "Welcome to the dogside.",
29027 "Welcome to the dogside. This was supposed to be the dark side but we misspelled it. Sorry.",
29028 "You have to pay all of your money to the bank.",
29029 "You have to pay all of your money to the bank. That's complete bullshit, what have you been collecting those 100k zorkmids for? Certainly not to pay it to the corrupt state!",
29030 "You are already bankrupt.",
29031 "You are already bankrupt. Now you can't even buy a doener kebab plate, and will have to beg for food or starve.",
29032 "What a hunk 'a junk there is on this level.",
29033 "What a hunk 'a junk there is on this level. (This was an idea by Demo, but the implementation is probably an Amy original.)",
29034 "Huh, what is that sound? You seem to forget what you're doing...",
29035 "The monsters are hidden deep in the walls.",
29036 "The monsters are hidden deep in the walls. You gotta use napalm to smoke them.",
29037 "Suddenly there's a rare monster next to you!",
29038 "Suddenly there's a rare monster next to you! But knowing you, all you're gonna do is kill it like every other monster you encounter, you cold-blooded butcher.",
29039 "You are hit by a death ray that ignores reflection and possibly magic resistance and possibly even life saving.",
29040 "You are hit by a death ray that ignores reflection and possibly magic resistance and possibly even life saving. This is of course a very balanced game mechanic and every NetHack variant should implement it.",
29041 "The die blasts you with a death ray!",
29042 "The die blasts you with a death ray! You die (expectably).",
29043 "You are stunned, confused, blinded, and deafened for 200 turns, paralyzed for 15 turns, and inflicted with deadly illness.",
29044 "You are stunned, confused, blinded, and deafened for 200 turns, paralyzed for 15 turns, and inflicted with deadly illness. Better hope the illness lasts more than 15 turns until it kills you, or this is just the equivalent of 'game over'.",
29045 "You lose a random intrinsic as if a gremlin stole it.",
29046 "You suffer amnesia as if you had read a cursed scroll, and lose a point of Intelligence; this can kill you via brainlessness if it's at 3.",
29047 "You feel like your brain is getting sucked out...",
29048 "You suffer a standard curse items effect.",
29049 "You lose one point in d3 different attributes that are not equal to 3, and abuse all other attributes.",
29050 "You gain one point of Luck, unless Luck is already +10.",
29051 "You take d20 physical damage (half damage does not help).",
29052 "You feel excruciating pain all over your body!",
29053 "A random item is generated on your square. Unspecified what happens if you are not on solid ground.",
29054 "A random item is generated on your square. Unspecified what happens if you are not on solid ground. But I'd suggest that the item will fall into the water in that case.",
29055 "Suddenly, you see an object at your feet!",
29056 "Suddenly, you see an object at your feet! It is... a cursed rusty -4 orcish dagger!",
29057 "You get the effect of a blessed potion of full healing.",
29058 "You lose one point of Luck, unless Luck is already -10.",
29059 "You lose one point of Luck, unless Luck is already -10, in which case it gets further reduced to -13.",
29060 "You gain one point in d3 different attributes that are not at their maximum, and exercise the rest.",
29061 "You identify all your possessions.",
29062 "You identify all your possessions. But unfortunately they still get the chance to resist identification, so as a result there's still lots of stuff not identified.",
29063 "You gain an experience level.",
29064 "You get enlightenment.",
29065 "You gain a random intrinsic that you don't already have that could have come from a corpse.",
29066 "You gain a random intrinsic that you don't already have, but it can also be something like hunger, conflict or map amnesia, so you should hope the RNG is on your side.",
29067 "Your inventory is randomly blessed.",
29068 "Your inventory is randomly blessed. Great, as if a blessed can of grease or ring of gain dexterity was in any way more powerful than an uncursed one.",
29069 "The die emits a light blue aura.",
29070 "The die emits a light blue aura. Your HP regeneration increases!",
29071 "The die emits a light blue aura. Your HP regeneration increases! But sadly, so does your nutrition consumption.",
29072 "The die emits a light blue aura. Now you and all of your allies in a certain radius have 80%% increased defense.",
29074 "You have a sinking feeling.",
29075 "You hear something that gives you a sinking feeling.",
29076 "You hear something that gives you a sinking feeling, because sounds.c uses 'You_hear' instead of 'pline' and therefore all of the sink-related sounds have to be messages that start with 'You hear', annoyingly enough.",
29077 "There is no low-level healing magic for training, and I have been using energy to brush recovery magic, so that the healing magic has improved a little bit, and the recovery ability has been reduced from 90%% failure rate to 9%%.",
29078 "There is a discharge of energy!",
29079 "There is a discharge of energy! This means that the corpse of a monster with shock attacks has just, uhh, kinda exploded and dealt over 200 damage to you. Hopefully you had enough to survive that.",
29080 "Your razorblade cuts a slit open...",
29081 "Your razorblade cuts a slit open... :O",
29082 "Your razorblade cuts a slit open... and it heals you. (Yes, strangely enough the Cutrelease artifact causes you to get rid of sanity and contamination if it cuts you...)",
29083 "Some dark feminists are coming to the dungeon.",
29084 "The girl shoes are starting to cheat in an attempt to kick you!",
29085 "You'll have to fight a whole lot of women's shoes.",
29086 "The little girl wants to kick you in the shins and then retreat rapidly so that you can't attack her back!",
29087 "The Hussies are waiting for you on certain dungeon levels, because they have been hired by the Bang Gang bosses.",
29088 "Don't underestimate the women just because they have a small stature.",
29089 "The Asian girls want to fart you in the face, and if you allow it, they'll be nice to you, but treat them badly and they'll slit your skin with very sharp female fingernails!",
29090 "Watch out, the Bang Gang is considering you a target. They're coming for you, and they have some tricks and traps ready.",
29091 "Careful, the girls may steal your stuff and vanish before your eyes!",
29092 "Oh no! Apparently the girls and women have prepared a really nasty counterattack to make your life miserable!",
29093 "The dark feminists got enough of the dungeon and are leaving.",
29094 "At least the girl shoes can't cheat anymore now.",
29095 "You've fought enough women's shoes, and are really hoping to meet some easier monsters on the next dungeon level.",
29096 "At last the annoying little girl got enough of kicking you in the shins.",
29097 "Now the Hussies have finished setting up camp, and hopefully you'll run into them soon.",
29098 "Since the small-statured women haven't managed to bludgeon you yet, they decide to give up their attempts.",
29099 "You've satisfied the Asian girls, and they calm down and decide to just mind their own business now.",
29100 "The Bang Gang has exhausted their supplies. Hopefully the warriors they've sent will be enough to stop you.",
29101 "Did you enjoy the women who were stealing your stuff and vanishing with it? Maybe there'll still be some of them around, but at least no new ones are coming, so that's a relief.",
29102 "At last that nastiness shield has been deactivated, now the girls and women will be much easier for you to battle.",
29103 "You kick the tree, causing it to crumble.",
29104 "You kick the tree, causing it to crumble. Holy shit, your boots must be a tank, otherwise that wouldn't have worked.",
29105 "Oof - your very soul has been drained!",
29106 "Oof - your very soul has been drained! This message means that your alla was reduced, by the way, and if it reaches zero you'll get a game over.",
29107 "At last, you did it, the universe has ended and you've achieved inner bliss. Nothing can hurt you now, and you can float around the universe in blissful transcendence.",
29108 "At last, you did it, the universe has ended and you've achieved inner bliss. Nothing can hurt you now, and you can float around the universe in blissful transcendence. (Be aware that if you receive this message, you should be highly suspicious and expect to be hit by some unwanted effects, because this is SLEX.)",
29109 "You hear women talking about clothing.",
29110 "You listen to giggling sounds.",
29111 "You feel as if messages are being transmitted via bush telegraph methods.",
29112 "You sense a scentful smell.",
29113 "You hear a hollow beating sound.",
29114 "You feel that someone around here is unusually busy.",
29115 "You dream of a little black dress, even though you don't have any reason for bereavement.",
29116 "You absolutely want a pair of leather boots with bright green block heels!",
29117 "You look forward to buying several pairs of 'Janina' underwear.",
29118 "You try to picture AmyBSOD in front of your mental eyes, with her wearing only high heels and pants.",
29119 "You wonder whether you're the peeping tom?",
29120 "You feel like you've not changed your underwear for a whole day, so it's time to change them now!",
29121 "You feel like you should be working.",
29122 "You seem to hear your superiors calling your name.",
29123 "You suddenly meet one of your colleagues who is just passing by.",
29124 "You absolutely don't want to visit the canteen.",
29125 "You are late for work! Now your boss will give you a final written warning!",
29126 "You find out that while you didn't lose your job yet, you have to continue working at 20%% reduced pay, and if you make one more mistake it'll get lowered even more.",
29127 "You feel extremely nauseated all of a sudden. Maybe it was a mistake after all to eat canteen calls-itself-food.",
29128 "You are sooooooo fed up with your annoying colleague! Having to see that same insufferable person every day makes you want to vomit!",
29129 "This is just a test message.",
29130 "This is yet another test message.",
29131 "Unfortunately you lost your special contamination resistance because you vomited the residual rad-X effect out of your blood stream.",
29132 "You can hurt, but the spell will last for a generous time.",
29133 "You can hurt, but the spell will last for a generous time. (Yeah I don't expect you to make sense of this message.)",
29134 "This is once again a test message! Wow, are there many test messages or what!",
29135 "Ugh, the pervert's body lotion smells utterly repulsive. You can hardly concentrate on what you're doing.",
29136 "The emera's gritty aftershave makes you dizzy.",
29137 "Bleh, your nose just can't handle the stench that the priest of Moloch's aftershave is spreading.",
29138 "The unbearable odor of the rictim terrorizer's body lotion wafts through the dungeon, and having to smell such a stink makes you want to vomit.",
29139 "Some bitter male smell is hanging in the air... and it's getting stronger! You can hardly breathe!",
29140 "Even your most odoriferous relative doesn't smell as bad as the courtier! Ugh!",
29141 "Back when she was little, Amy actually thought that the term 'stealth' meant the act of stealing something.",
29142 "The water underneath you becomes extremely hot!",
29143 "The water underneath you becomes extremely hot! Glubglubglubglub - unfortunately your swimming ability doesn't work for lava. Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI?",
29144 "Dieau-dieau-dieau-dieau-dieau! Lakitu comes and fishes you out of the water.",
29145 "Dieau-dieau-dieau-dieau-dieau! Lakitu comes and fishes you out of the water, but takes 2 coins for the service.",
29146 "You fell into the water... but somehow Lakitu doesn't come to save you, because he's currently busy filming Toad who is attempting a 120 star speedrun in Super Releasio 64. 'Kjear! Aa-hu! Ah-dubberdubberdubberdubberdubber! Hiarwigo! Oh-dey! Rueue! Bo! Aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeh! Iii-am-debest!' And so on! Toad really has the best voice lines ever!",
29147 "The plural of 'rotatonis the infections' is 'rotatonises the infectionses'.",
29148 "That they couldn't make a believable diplomacy system in 10 years of UDTV development is a disgrace, but not being able to fucking dive up and down Z-levels is something that should have been fixed within *one fucking day* after water terrain had been implemented.",
29149 "Portal storms in UDTV are just 'fuck you, you're dead', at least if you're out in the open. If that was to happen to me, I'd so totally load my last save and not accept that death.",
29150 "It's extremely boring how about two seasons into a game of UDTV, all the zombies are always maximally evolved and every intersection in any town ever has like 5 skeletal juggernauts and 10 gasoline zombies. Makes for very dull and repetitive cannot-even-really-be-called-gameplay.",
29151 "The ally AI in UDTV suuuuucks. They are hardcoded to always flee whenever there's some remotely dangerous monster, and if you leave your ally unguarded for even one minute, when you come back one of the 200000 skeletal juggernauts that spawn everywhere will be standing over the ally's corpse. Great game design, 5/5 would want to play again.",
29152 "Zombie technicians are supposed to pull your metal items out of your grasp! If they cannot even do that, they're just another palette-shifted regular zombie that is no different from the 200 other regular zombies!",
29153 "Did you know that in UDTV, there are areas where you encounter nothing but shocker zombies of various types? It's almost as if it was impossible to come up with any other type of monsters, so you grind your way through 10 floors fighting nothing but shockers all the time. Yaaaaawn.",
29154 "It's incredible that UDTV, despite having been in development for 10 years, still doesn't have any way of pacifying a NPC you've accidentally angered, even if it was a team mate. You have to either euthanize the NPC or leave them permanently, which is so stupid I don't even.",
29155 "If you kill the melded task force, which is all but easy because that thing is basically 'don't allow it to attack you in melee or your game instantly ends', the dungeon where it was becomes forever uninhabitable because the bastard fucker transforms into some outerspace thing that cannot be removed by any means and spawns an endless swarm of overpowered ubermonsters who will kill you if you don't leave. That's how you design a good game, yeah.",
29156 "Why did UDTV make it so that the game laaaaags like hell when a couple of monsters are active? Like, in nethack and slex, I can fill a level with hundreds of monsters and nothing lags, what overly complicated and arcane routines are the zombies in UDTV running that uses up so much processing power?!",
29157 "It is not believable if things happen only while they're inside the player's 'reality bubble' and once you're far enough away, they are just frozen in time. Because that means 'run away until they're outside the bubble' is a valid strategy, and that would very definitely not work in real life, you'd have to cross an actual state border to make the cops stop chasing you and even then there's still Interpol who can still chase you even in other countries. Reality bubble == unrealistic!!",
29158 "The dev of NetHack++ put in a ton of work but when they announced it on the newsgroup, all they got was stupid questions. <mickey mouse voice> 'is the game written in c++ now?' And the dev had to respond in a seriously annoyed voice: 'No, goddammit, it's still written in C, now please focus on the damn gameplay changes I made, which are pretty numerous and greatly enhance the game!' Sadly, there were no answers beyond the stupid c++ questions because people are goddamn philistines.",
29159 "You have a dangerously high amount of liquid cyanide in your face.",
29160 "You have a dangerously high amount of liquid cyanide in your face. Be aware that if you try to wipe it off, you'll have the poisonous substance on your hands as well, making things even worse.",
29161 "Your weapon is too heavy for you.",
29162 "Your weapon is too heavy for you. This means that you'll automatically drop it and cannot use it normally unless you increase your strength.",
29163 "It is NOT a bug that Sokoban level difficulty goes down as you move up the dungeon levels. If the top of the branch is dungeon level 3 then the game should spawn monsters appropriate for a level difficulty of 3, not 11!",
29164 "Why on earth would a player who died to 'generate at difficulty 8 or higher' wands of death in soko several times state that setting the level difficulty to 11 for a supposed-to-be-easy-because-early-game branch would be a 'bugfix'??? TSX *introduced* a bug by changing that from the way it works in vanilla!!!",
29165 "It feels like your penis is contracting...",
29166 "Your vagina seems to turn itself inward...",
29167 "It feels like your penis is contracting... why on earth is such a message even in the game?!",
29168 "Your vagina seems to turn itself inward... and you think that Amy must be really fucked up, adding such stuff to an ASCII game.",
29169 "Oh no, the gods are angry at you for no real reason!",
29170 "Oh no, the gods are angry at you for no real reason! (Classic SLEX!)",
29171 "Stairs down appear from nowhere!",
29172 "Stairs down appear from nowhere! Unfortunately, they lead nowhere though, and the game crashes if you use them.",
29173 "Stairs down appear from nowhere! But due to a bug, they go to level 55 of Gehennom, which would be massively out of depth for your current character.",
29174 "A couple of maps to play have been put on the ground.",
29175 "A couple of maps to play have been put on the ground. You don't know what to do with them, though.",
29176 "You hear a shooting sound.",
29177 "You hear a shooting sound. Someone's firing at you, and you still cannot see who it is!",
29178 "You hear the sound of gunfire.",
29179 "You hear the sound of gunfire. Damn, some bastard has a gun! You must make sure he doesn't kill you!",
29180 "You hear several gunshots.",
29181 "You hear several gunshots. Oh no, someone's got a gun, and it's even an automatic one!",
29182 "You hear rapid shooting sounds.",
29183 "You hear rapid shooting sounds. Hopefully you have a good shield or lightsaber to block the projectiles.",
29184 "You hear multiple flinging sounds.",
29185 "You hear multiple flinging sounds. Who's the asshole throwing daggers at you?",
29186 "You feel rather itchy under your ring mail.",
29187 "You feel rather itchy under your ring mail. Eurgh, wank off already and be done with it, you pervert!",
29188 "When the Amy was little, she always thought that the term 'stealth' referred to the act of stealing something!",
29189 "The chitin was gnawed a bit!",
29190 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Allah onlara oeluem emrini verdigi icin, oegrencilerimizin geleneksel kiyafetlerini giymelerine izin vermedikleri icin buetuen kafirler oelecekler.'",
29191 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Bizim kanunumuz Allah'in kanunudur! Hicbir duenyevi insanin, oezellikle de sapkinlarin neyin dogru oldugu konusunda soez hakki yoktur!'",
29192 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Biz bu uelkeye aitiz ve aksini soeyleyen her kafir Allah'in gazabina ugrayacaktir! Bu bir gercek!'",
29193 "Incoming message for Player 1. The message is from 'Ruea'. It reads: 'Kamuoyunda basoertuesue takma hakkimizi savunmak icin kaya gibi dimdik duracagiz! Kafirler bize neyi giyip giyemeyecegimizi soeyleyemezler, cuenkue Allah bizden yanadir!'",
29194 "You feel that you're being fucked over.",
29195 "You feel that you're being fucked over. But that's always the case in SLEX.",
29196 "You feel less resistant to mystery attacks!",
29197 "You feel less likely to find magical items!",
29198 "You feel a chocolate-like taste in your mouth...",
29199 "You feel a chocolate-like taste in your mouth... but it's actually lye, and your tongue dissolves!",
29200 "You feel a chocolate-like taste in your mouth... except that you're allergic to chocolate, so you have to spit it out instead of swallowing even though it tastes great. :-(",
29201 "Reminder that you're not supposed to abuse exploits in SLEX that make the game easier!",
29202 "Reminder that you're not supposed to abuse exploits in SLEX that make the game easier, and if you do so anyway, Amy *will* find out about it!",
29203 "Reminder that you're not supposed to abuse exploits in SLEX that make the game easier, and if Amy sees you doing it, she will nerf them much harder than she would have done if you had told her right away!",
29204 "The girls learned takewondo, and will knock the crap out of you with their female sneakers.",
29205 "Seems that the girls will call for help if you attack them.",
29206 "Ugh, the girls and women are really going to beguile you with the horrible odor of their perfume!",
29207 "You look forward to being attacked by treaded block heel boots while you're bound to a stick.",
29208 "Somehow, the girls forgot how to use taekwondo moves. Good for you, I guess.",
29209 "Finally, the girls decided to no longer call for help when attacked, after all they're strong and can fight for themselves!",
29210 "Seems like the manufacturers are having trouble producing enough perfume for all the girls and women, so for the time being, they're less likely to beguile you.",
29211 "Someone decided to let you free, so you'll no longer be attacked by treaded block heels while bound to a stick.",
29212 "Watch out. The Rambi barrel can transform you into a black King Zing or a blue Klubba, and then the game crashes, erasing your savegame file in the process.",
29213 "Did the UDTV devteam really not yet fix the problem where taking a sharp turn with a vehicle can cause items to glitch in between vehicle tiles and fall out? Like, would it be so hard to check whether the normal constellation of car tiles has any 'leaks' and if not, just generally return 'FALSE' in the 'item_will_fall_out_of_vehicle()' or whatever it's called function?",
29214 "Somehow, you can't eat anything. Seems that you have indigestion.",
29215 "Somehow, you can't eat anything. Seems that you have indigestion. Either you fix that, or you'll eventually starve!",
29216 "Careful, the lord has noticed your deed.",
29217 "Careful, the lord has noticed your deed. Why isn't he spelled with a capital L? Blasphemy!",
29218 "Careful, the lord has noticed your deed. This means that your divine anger has increased by one.",
29219 "Great! Now you can see everything from a totally different perspective.",
29220 "Great! Now you can see everything from a totally different perspective. Unfortunately for you though, SLEX still wants you dead.",
29221 "A light shines on your location.",
29222 "A light shines on your location. This means that you cast the light spell, which used to light up an entire area but now only lights up the square you're on, which is very useless.",
29223 "Your cone heels degrade because you don't know how to walk in them properly.",
29224 "Your cone heels suddenly shatter because you kept damaging the heels on the floor, and now they're unusable.",
29225 "Your cone heels suddenly shatter because you kept damaging the heels on the floor, and now they're unusable. Maybe you should have worn block heels instead, which are much easier to walk around in.",
29226 "As you take your step, a loud, distorted 'KLACK' sound can be heard, caused by you accidentally stomping your block heel on the floor way too hard. Certainly everyone in the vicinity was alerted to your presence now.",
29227 "Eep, you accidentally stepped into shit with your wedge heels!",
29228 "Eep, you accidentally stepped into shit with your wedge heels! Can't you pay attention when walking around?",
29229 "Eep, you accidentally stepped into shit with your wedge heels! But at least there are no treaded wedge heels, so cleaning them should go relatively fast.",
29230 "Wear Sabrina's platform boots! Now! You just know that if you don't, some angry women will try to kill you.",
29231 "Finally, those angry women gave up their attempts to chase you. Ideally you'll want to keep wearing Sabrina's boots anyway.",
29232 "You gain massive power.",
29233 "You gain massive power. Now your attacks deal so much damage that even the strongest foes die very quickly, and no matter how much armor they have, you'll hit every time.",
29234 "You are now permanently locked into the Capoeira martial arts style, which means that everyone except the Sons of Samedi wants you dead and also you become much weaker if you don't shuffle your position once every couple of turns.",
29235 "When the Amy was little, and learned that seemingly only women can wear high heels, that revelation was too much for her brain to handle, and she was traumatized for decades. In order to finally overcome that trauma, she decided to do something really drastic: she wore only high heels for a year straight, flat shoes were not allowed during that year. And now, she has made her peace with the high-heeled shoes at last.",
29236 "You have to climb the Nanga Parbat mountain, over the course of 12 individual legs, and if you end up unable to complete even a SINGLE one of those legs due to exhaustion, regardless of how many you've already completed, you lose the game immediately.",
29237 "Your armor pieces have been enchanted, but now your equipment will dull quickly.",
29243 if (Role_if(PM_PRACTICANT
)) return "Noroela";
29244 else return neminame();
29251 if (!rn2(20)) return (generate_garbage_string());
29252 return (fake_plines
[rn2(SIZE(fake_plines
))]);
29258 return (bosstaunts
[rn2(SIZE(bosstaunts
))]);
29264 return (soviettaunts
[rn2(SIZE(soviettaunts
))]);
29270 return (longinglines
[rn2(SIZE(longinglines
))]);
29276 return (demagoguelines
[rn2(SIZE(demagoguelines
))]);
29282 return (practicantlines
[rn2(SIZE(practicantlines
))]);
29288 return (hussylines
[rn2(SIZE(hussylines
))]);
29292 gangscholartaunt2()
29294 return (bangganglines
[rn2(SIZE(bangganglines
))]);
29298 gangscholartaunt3()
29300 return (bangganglines_femaleonly
[rn2(SIZE(bangganglines_femaleonly
))]);
29304 gangscholartaunt_specific()
29306 return (hussylines_specific
[rn2(SIZE(hussylines_specific
))]);
29310 gangscholartaunt_specific2()
29312 return (bangganglines_specific
[rn2(SIZE(bangganglines_specific
))]);
29316 noroelatauntmessage()
29318 return (noroelabuying
[rn2(SIZE(noroelabuying
))]);
29324 return (hussylines_wal
[rn2(SIZE(hussylines_wal
))]);
29330 return (hussylines_wal_specific
[rn2(SIZE(hussylines_wal_specific
))]);
29334 longingtrapeffect()
29337 u
.cnd_longingamount
++;
29338 pline(longingmessage(), longinggirls
[rn2(SIZE(longinggirls
))]);
29339 if (Role_if(PM_SOCIAL_JUSTICE_WARRIOR
)) sjwtrigger();
29346 verbalize("%s", demagoguemessage());
29351 practicantmessage()
29354 pline("%s %s: \"%s\"", noroelaname(), !rn2(3) ? "thunders" : !rn2(2) ? "rings out" : "booms", practicanttaunt());
29362 sprintf(buf
, "%s %s: ", noroelaname(), !rn2(3) ? "thunders" : !rn2(2) ? "rings out" : "booms");
29363 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29364 sprintf(eos(buf
), noroelatauntmessage(), noroelacommodity
[rn2(SIZE(noroelacommodity
))]);
29365 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29370 gangscholarmessage()
29377 sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", hussynames
[rn2(SIZE(hussynames
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29378 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29379 sprintf(eos(buf
), "%s", gangscholartaunt());
29380 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29384 if (!rn2(5)) sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", banggangguys
[rn2(SIZE(banggangguys
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29385 else sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", bangganggirls
[rn2(SIZE(bangganggirls
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29386 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29387 sprintf(eos(buf
), "%s", gangscholartaunt2());
29388 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29392 sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", bangganggirls
[rn2(SIZE(bangganggirls
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29393 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29394 sprintf(eos(buf
), "%s", gangscholartaunt3());
29395 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29399 sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", hussynames
[rn2(SIZE(hussynames
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29400 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29401 sprintf(eos(buf
), gangscholartaunt_specific(), rnd(100));
29402 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29406 if (!rn2(5)) sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", banggangguys
[rn2(SIZE(banggangguys
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29407 else sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", bangganggirls
[rn2(SIZE(bangganggirls
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29408 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29409 sprintf(eos(buf
), gangscholartaunt_specific2(), rnd(100));
29410 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29418 walscholarmessage()
29426 sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", hussynames
[rn2(SIZE(hussynames
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29427 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29428 sprintf(eos(buf
), "%s", walscholartaunt());
29429 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29433 sprintf(buf
, "%s %s", hussynames
[rn2(SIZE(hussynames
))], gangscholarverbs
[rn2(SIZE(gangscholarverbs
))]);
29434 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");
29435 sprintf(eos(buf
), walscholartaunt2(), playeraliasname
);
29436 sprintf(eos(buf
), "'");