Commic #833

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1,Hate,Mimi: “I hate everything.” / Eunice: “So you hate what you just said.” / Mimi: “I hate logic.”,\r
2,Not Angry,Eunice: “Are you angry?”. Mimi: “No.” / Eunice: “So why are you angry?” / Mimi (shouting angrily): “I’m not angry!”,\r
3,Owning Words,"Eunice: “I don’t think you can just own words. In fact …” / Mimi (shouting): “Stop talking!” / “I own those words.”",\r
4,Owning Everything,"Eunice: “Mimi, you don’t own literally everything. Is that so hard to accept?” / Mimi is visibly shocked. / Mimi (pointing visibly distressed to Eunice): “My property just started talking.”",\r
5,Commands,Mimi: “You have to do this. And that. And that other thing. And …” / Eunice (visibly annoyed): “No. Please leave me alone.” / Mimi (shouting angrily): “Don’t give me commands!”,\r
6,Too much work,"Eunice, talking to an exhausted Mimi: “You work too much.” / Mimi: “No.” / “I’m just too lazy to stop working.”",\r
7,Against Freedom,"Mimi: “Why are you against freedom?” / Eunice: “What? No, I’m not against freedom.” / “Locking other people up is my freedom.”",\r
8,The Tyrant,"Mimi is imprisoned by Eunice and shouts angrily: “Let me out!” / Eunice: “Never, you tyrant!” / “I won’t surrender my freedom to take away yours.”",\r
9,Obedience,"Eunice: “Obedience is the killer of intelligence.“ / Mimi: “You’re so insightful!” / “What I can I do to appease you, my master?”",\r
10,Don’t tell me,Eunice: “Obey me!” / Mimi: “Don’t tell me what to do!” / Eunice: “Don’t tell me to not tell you what to do!“,\r
11,Emotions,Mimi: “What are your emotions?” / Eunice: “I feel nothing.” / “It’s a very intense emotion.”,\r
12,Do Not Hunt,"Eunice: “Please do not hunt me down.”, Eunice: “OK.” / Mimi walks away to the left. / Eunice thinks: “Phew, now I’m safe.”, while a Mimi with ‘evil eyes’ re-appears from the right with a knife, prepared to attack.","This is a reference to <a href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Not_Track'>Do Not Track</a>, a browser setting which begs webmasters to not track you. It’s a pointless idea since the worst offenders will just ignore that and continue tracking. The real solution to tracking is making browsers more secure and safe from abuse by default."\r
13,Data Transfer,"A book lies on the ground. Mimi: “It’s perfectly fine to give this book to others.” / Mimi, looking smug: “But it is evil and wrong to send a copy of the text of the book as a file over the Internet.” /  Mimi: “It’s totally different!“, Mimi and Eunice: “Data transfer is a crime.”",\r
14,Police Hat,"Eunice (with a police hat): “If I throw a criminal in jail, I’m doing my job. But if a normal person throws a criminal in jail, that’s a crime.” / Mimi: “What makes you different from normal people?” / Eunice: “I wear a shiny police hat.”",\r
15,Rules,"Mimi: “If everyone would just follow all the rules …” / Mimi (with stars for eyes): “… then everyone would live in paradise.”, Eunice rolls their eyes. / Eunice: “There’s a rule against living in paradise.”",\r
16,Crime,"Mimi is imprisoned, asks: “Why am I in jail?” / Eunice: “For a crime.” / Mimi: “What crime?”, Eunice: “Having abnormally long ears.”",\r
17,Respecting Art,"Mimi (proudly holding a piece of paper, showing it to Eunice): “Here. Check out my new poem.” / “Please respect my work and don’t redistribute it.”, Eunice, now holding the paper in their hand: “OK.” / Eunice has disappeared and the piece of paper lies crumbled on the ground. Mimi, visibly shaken: “Nobody respects my art!“",\r
18,Logical Language,"Mimi: “Lojban is a logical language. Therefore, whatever you say in Lojban is perfectly logical.” / Eunice: “li re su’i re du li mu”, Mimi thinks: “2+2=5” / Mimi: “Yay, perfect logic!”",\r
19,Headbasher,"Mimi bashes their head with a bat while Eunice shouts, visibly shocked: “Stop bashing your head!” / Mimi: “No. I can’t. It’s the only way to remain popular.” / Mimi continues bashing. Wham! Wham! Wham!",\r
20,Proprietary Social Media,"Mimi: “Eunice, why don’t you join proprietary Social Media? It’s much better than your stupid free software!” / Later … Mimi (crying): “Waaah, evil corporations have taken over the Internet!”",\r
21,Library and Warez,"Mimi: “What’s a library?”, Eunice: “A place where books are available to the public.” / Mimi: “Sounds great. And what’s a warez server?” / Eunice: “A place where files are available to the public.”, Mimi (looking smug): “This is wrong.”",\r
22,Asparagusization of the Landscape,"Mimi and Eunice stand in a landscape of wind turbines. Mimi: “Look at this! It looks like asparagus. Pathetic!” / “There should be a law against this!” / Later, there are no wind turbines anymore. Mimi (distressed): “Why don’t we have enough clean energy?”","Believe it or not, this was a real argument in Germany from decades ago, known as the “Verspargelung der Landschaft”—the “asparagusization of the landscape”."\r
23,Downer,"Mimi is sad. Eunice: “Cheer up, Mimi!” / Mimi looks sadder. Eunice: “Don’t be such a downer!” / Mimi looks extremely sad. Eunice: “With your attitude, you’ll never find happiness.”",\r
24,Censorship,"Eunice: “Do you know the worst thing of censorship?” / Mimi: “No, what is it?” / Mimi says [CENSORED] and Eunice, shocked, replies with [CENSORED].",\r
25,Corporate Inclusivity,"Mimi: “We at Corporation, Inc. strive for inclusivity!” / Eunice: “How do you do that?” / Mimi: “By including rules that exclude everyone who’s degenerate.”","Inspired by corporate-speak from OnlyFans: “OnlyFans will prohibit the posting of any content containing sexually explicit conduct. In order to ensure the long-term sustainability of the platform and to continue to host an inclusive community of creators and fans we must evolve our content guidelines.”. <a href='https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20210819/16281347390/onlyprudes-onlyfans-platform-sexually-explicit-content-says-no-more-sexually-explicit-content-except-nudes.shtml'>TechDirt article</a>."\r
26,Sweeping Generalizations,Eunice: “You can’t make sweeping generalizations about trans people.” / Mimi: “All trans people are valid.” / Eunice: “On second thought …”,\r
27,Definitions,"Mimi: “A woman is an adult human female. End of discussion!” / Eunice: “You do know that definitions can change, right?” / Mimi: “But if we change definitions, I’d be wrong!”",""\r
28,Respect of Humanity,Mimi: “I respect your humanity. Not your identity.” / Eunice: “Why not?” / Mimi: “I don’t know. I just thought it sounds clever. And it rhymes!”,"This is/was one of Nina Paley’s main talking points trying to justify the disrespect of trans identities. This talking point is <i>factually incorrect</i> because to many trans people, their identity is a crucial part of their humanity."\r
29,Binary System,"Mimi: “I support the binary system.”. Mimi is visibly shocked. / Eunice (pointing at Mimi reproachfully): “That’s sexist and transphobic!”, Mimi: “No.” / Mimi replies: “I meant the other binary system.”, while the background suddenly turns green with many ones and zeroes and some computing devices.",\r
30,Real Enemy,"Mimi: “You know, I think it’s time to put aside our differences.” / Eunice: “You’re right, we have to unite against our REAL enemy …” / Mimi and Eunice (shouting in joy): “The poor!”",\r
31,Synonyms,"Mimi: “I’m not transphobic. I’m gender-critical!” / Mimi: “I’m not racist. I’m a race realist!” / Mimi: “I’m not antisemitic. I’m …”, Eunice shouts: “Shut up!”",\r
32,Cancelled,"Mimi (distressed): “I got cancelled by the wild mob!” / Eunice: “No, just some random people on the Internet have disagreed with you.” / Mimi (even more distressed): “See?”",\r
33,Trans-Exclusionary,"Mimi: “I’m a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.” / Eunice (rolling eyes and grinning): “So when does the ‘feminism’ part kick in?” / Mimi: “That’s the neat part: It doesn’t!”",""\r
34,Pronouns,"Mimi: “Have you heard? My friend now goes by ‘they/them’ pronouns.” / Eunice: “Those pronouns are so confusing! It’s just so hard to wrap my head around.” / Eunice walks away annoyed, saying smugly: “Now excuse me while I solve the Collatz Conjecture.”",""\r
35,God’s Will,"Eunice: “I would love to respect people’s deviant gender identities but I can’t.” / Eunice: “It’s against God’s will.”, Mimi: “Maybe your god’s an asshole.” / Eunice (shouting angrily): “How dare you disrespect my faith!”",""\r
36,Bridges,"Eunice: “I respect when people change names, but pronouns? No way!” / “It’s just a bridge too far.” / Mimi: “Why bother building bridges if you’ll burn them anyway?”","I made this in response to a news story in which a transphobe defended their transphobia with the “bridge too far” metaphor. This struck me as exceptionally ignorant."\r
37,Job,Eunice (demanding): “I want a job!” / Eunice: “I want to trade a major part of my life for money so I can experience constant stress.” / Mimi: “Sounds legit.”,\r
38,Respect of Humanity 2,Mimi: “I respect your humanity. Not your identity.” / Eunice: “ Isn’t that just bigotry in disguise?” / Mimi (in evil voice): “YES!”,\r
39,Military-Grade,"A laptop lies on the ground. Mimi: “This computer is protected by military-grade security. / The laptop screen is shown: “PASSWORD: 123456, LOGIN SUCCESSFUL.” / Mimi (happily): “I didn’t specify which military.”",\r
40,DPM,"A laptop lies on the ground, showing “I’M SORRY, MIMI. I’M AFRAID I CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT.”, Mimi (asking Eunice): “What’s wrong with it?” /  Eunice: “It has DPM.”, Mimi: “What’s that?” / Eunice: “Digital Poop Management.”",DPM is of course a reference to DRM: <a href='https://www.defectivebydesign.org/what_is_drm'>Digital Restrictions Management</a>.\r
41,Identity,"Mimi: “Everyone is free to identify however they wish, but not to force me to identify them the same way.” / Eunice: “Suicidality is much lower if you respect trans people’s identities.” / Mimi: “Stop making me feel guilty for my behavior!”","The first panel is a direct quote from Nina Paley. Just because you have free speech doesn’t mean that people will let you get away with <i>intentional</i> misgendering. Study about suicidality: <a href='https://www.jahonline.org/article/S1054-139X(18)30335-5/fulltext'>The Importance of Getting the Name Right for Transgender and Other Gender Expansive Youth</a>"\r
42,Genitalia 1,"Mimi: “If a person has a penis, he’s a man. If a person has a vagina, she’s a woman.” / Eunice: “What do you call a person with ambigious genitalia?” / Mimi: “I don’t know, I’ll toss a coin.”","If the Gender Binary was real, how do you explain intersex people then? Easy: You can’t. Your only options are to either erase intersex people or to reject the Gender Binary."\r
43,Genitalia 2,"Mimi: “If a person has a penis, he’s a man.” / Eunice: “What about trans men?” / Mimi: “La, la, la, I can’t hear you!”","The first panel is a direct quote from Nina Paley. It’s wrong, or rather, incomplete. The <i>correct</i> version of this statement would be: “If a person has a penis, that person is <i>probably</i> a man.”"\r
44,Queer Theory,"Mimi, looking annoyed: “Have you heard of queer theory? That’s the stupidest thing ever! So delusional!“ / 2 months later, Mimi says (looking happy): “I’m queer!”. Eunice looks confused.",Based on a true story.\r
45,Complicated Article,"A laptop lies on the ground: Eunice (distressed): “This Wikipedia article is so complicated, no one will ever understand it.” / Eunice: “So what are you going to do to improve it?” / Mimi (with evil grin): “Delete it and let others figure out the rest!”",Based on a true story.\r
46,Deal with the Devil,Mimi: “I will accept your views if you accept mine.” / Eunice: “Your view is literally that I’m degenerate.” / Mimi: “See? It’s only fair.”. Eunice is visibly angry.,\r
47,Unofficial Script,"Eunice types at a computer and says to Mimi: “I wrote an unofficial script to make your website easier to use.” / Mimi (shocked): “That’s a Terms of Service violation!” / Mimi starts to angrily chase after Eunice with a baseball bat, shouting: “Run, you hacker!”",\r
48,Dead Journalism,Eunice: “Journalism is dead! You can’t trust anyone these days.” / Mimi: “So where do you get your news from?” / Eunice: “Partisan hacks! They only say things I agree with!”,\r
49,No Discrimination,"Eunice: “I never experienced discrimination in my life.” / Eunice: “Therefore, discrimination is not real. People are just too dramatic!” / Mimi: “Now let’s talk about how those deplorables ruin society!”",\r
50,Climate Catastrophe,"Mimi (euphoric): “Great news! Climate change is not our fault after all![1]” Eunice (euphoric): “Yay!” / Smoke starts to appear. Mimi: “Let’s build coal plants everywhere! It literally does not matter now!” / The smoke thickens, now covering most of the panel. Mimi and Eunice: “Climate change is nature’s fault, so screw nature!”. / Footnote 1: According to totally trustworthy industry shills","We should call it climate catastrophe, not climate change, because the latter doesn’t have the sense of urgency."\r
51,Malicious Software,"A laptop lies on the ground. Mimi: “This software restricts what you can do, why do you use it?”, Eunice: “Convenience.” / Mimi: “This software spies on you, why do you still use it?”, Eunice: “Convenience.” / Mimi: “This software emptied your bank account, why do you still use it?”, Eunice: “Conv… Wait, what?”","Of course, abusive software vendors want to make their abuse as convenient as possible. That’s how the trap works! Fun fact, ransomware nowadays also puts a lot of time and energy into providing “user support”."\r
52,We should …,"Mimi: “We should kill all those filthy deplorables!”. Eunice is visibly shocked. / Mimi: “Calm down, I’m not a nazi! I just like to kill.” / Eunice: “Not a nazi? In that case, it’s fine!”, Mimi thinks: “And you’ll be first!”","You know your ideology is garbage if even serial killers think it goes too far."\r
53,"The Ear Binary, part 1","Mimi says to Eunice: “There are only two kinds of people: Floppy-eared and pointy-eared. There is nothing else.” / Mimi and Eunice are shocked as suddenly a third character appears out of nowhere, saying only “Sup.”. They have one floppy ear and one pointy ear.",\r
54,"The Ear Binary, part 2","Mimi and Eunice, wielding knives with murderer eyes, chase after an unknown character with one floppy ear and one pointy ear, shouting: “Heretic! Your existence contradicts our model of the world!”. The unknown character responds: “What are you talking about?”. Eunice: “We can fix you! Just a little cut!”. The unknown character: “Fix the model! Not me!”",\r
55,"The Ear Binary, part 3","Mimi: “Thank God we got rid of that freak.”, Eunice: “Yes, have you seen its ears?” / Mimi: “Anyway, people can only be floppy-eared or pointy-eared.”, Eunice: “What about the freak?” / Mimi starts chasing Eunice with a knife, shouting: “Freaks aren’t people!”","It’s almost as if putting people into rigid boxes based on their body parts alone doesn’t make sense."\r
56,"The Ear Binary, part 4","Eunice: “What if there are people with different ears?”. Mimi: “Don’t be ridiculous!” / Eunice: “The ‘freak’ looked kind of person-like.”. Mimi: “Look: The freak we chased away never existed.” / “It’s all in your head!”, Eunice: “Sigh. I guess there are only 2 kinds of people.”","EARasure."\r
57,Brief History of Free Software,"A large GNU head from the GNU Project can be seen. Mimi: “Free software? Don’t be ridiculous!” / More icons of free software (Linux, Apache HTTP Server, GIMP, KDE) appear. Mimi: “Free software has never worked, and never will!” / Many more free software icons appear (Godot, Xonotic, OpenVPN, Inkscape, CMake, OpenOffice.org, Krita, Hedgewars, Blender, MediaWiki, systemd, Mumble, Linux-libre, LibreOffice, Firefox, IceCat, Qt, OpenWrt, JOSM, FileZilla, VLC, LMMS, BigBlueButton, GNOME, XFCE, Libreboot). Mimi: “You’re living a lie!”. Eunice is visibly annoyed.","Don’t listen to the naysayers. I think for a movement that basically started from nothing, we have come quite far now. But we still have so much to do …"\r
58,Scan,"Eunice: “For safety reasons, Corporation, Inc. will soon scan all your devices for child porn.” / Mimi: “That’s a gross violation of my privacy!” / Eunice: “That’s exactly what a child molester would say!”",""\r
59,Nothing to Hide,"Mimi: “If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear!” / Eunice: “Give me all your passwords!”, Mimi: “What? No!” / Eunice (smiling): “If you have nothing to hide …”",\r
60,Downfall,"Eunice is alone. Today. Eunice says: “If we’d redefine the concept of women, that would be the downfall of feminism!” / Past. Eunice: “If we’d redefine the concept of race, that would be the downfall of society!” / Distant past. Eunice: “If we’d redefine the concept of numbers, that would be the downfall of mathematics!”",\r
61,Anti-Intellectualism,"Mimi: “We mustn’t teach children anything about gayness, …”, Eunice: “… or else they’ll become gay!” / Mimi: “We mustn’t teach children anything about anarchism, …”, Eunice: “… or else they’ll become anarchists!” / Mimi: “We mustn’t teach children anything about botany, …”, Eunice: “… or else they’ll become plants!”",\r
62,Love is a Lie,"Eunice cries: “Love is a lie and never existed!” / Mimi: “Are you okay?” / Eunice: “My dog ate my cheese cake!”, Mimi: “What a monster!”",\r
63,Body of Thought,"Mimi: “The national-socialist body of thought remains a huge threat today.” / Eunice laughs at Mimi: “Haha, you’re funny!”. Mimi, distressed, loudly asks: “Why?” / Eunice: “You’ve said ‘national-socialist’ and ‘thought’ in the same sentence.”",\r
64,Like a Politician,"Mimi asks Eunice: “Did you see my cake?”, Eunice: “I can’t say anything about that yet.” / Mimi, pointing to suspicious crumbs on Eunice’s feet: “Are there crumbs on your feet?”, Eunice: “I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.” / Mimi: “Did you eat all of the cake?”, Eunice: “Details might irritate you.”",\r
65,Nonsense,Eunice (pointing at Mimi): “Woah! That was a little racist!” / Mimi: “Nonsense! I’m lesbian!” / “My minority status means my mind is free of any bigotry!”,\r
66,Data Protection,"A laptop is on the ground. Mimi: “Ugh! Making my website respect data protection is so hard!” / Eunice: “Why don’t you just delete all your tracking scripts to get started?” / Mimi throws her hands in the air. Mimi: “But if I can’t spy on my users, how else am I going to make money?”",\r
67,___UNUSED___,,\r
68,Open Sores,"Mimi: “My software is ‘open source’, you can look at the source code. But if you share it online, …” / “… I’ll sue your ass!”, Eunice: “That’s not what ‘open source’ means!” / Mimi (grinning): “I don’t care!”. Mimi kicks Eunice away.","The term “<a href='https://opensource.org/osd' title='Open Source Definition'>open source</a>” has faced so much abuse by many corporations that it’s really just full of open sores. This is kind of a self-inflicted wound, though, as the term “open source” was coined to hide the freedom aspect of free software. It didn’t work."\r
69,Corporate Intimacy,"Mimi: “Corporation, Inc. cares about your privacy! So we like to invade it.” / Mimi moves closer to Eunice, who looks nervous now. Mimi: “Trust us, it’s for your own benefit!”, Eunice: “You’re creeping me out!” / Mimi (angrily): “Then get off our turf!”. Mimi angrily kicks Eunice away.","Inspired by one of the far too many corporate websites telling me how “deeply” they care about my privacy while asking me to accept hundreds of little spyware programs."\r
70,Data Loss,"Eunice stands in front of a defunct laptop. Eunice: “My laptop crashed and now my data’s gone!”, Mimi: “So use your backup then.” / Eunice (shouting): “There is no backup!”, Mimi points at Eunice and says “A-ha!“ / Mimi starts laughing loudly at Mimi: “Hahahahahaha …”. The laptop suddenly turns on and displays a text: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”.","No backup, no pity."\r
71,Lovely Air,"Hearts float in the air and Mimi shouts euphorically: “Love is in the air!” / Eunice looks to the hearts in the air and is shocked. / Eunice now wears a protective mask and says: “No, thanks!”. The hearts in the air break and Mimi makes a sad face.",\r
72,Practical Sex Lessons,"Mimi: “Asexuality is absurd! Everyone has sexual desires. Those ‘asexuals’ are just in denial. / “You must have sex, otherwise you’re broken and need practical sex lessons.” / Eunice: “Dude, that’s kinda rapey!”, Mimi: “But deep down, they want it!”",\r
73,Sex Repulsion,"Eunice stands there alone and thinks: “I want sex. I’m normal.” / Eunice thinks again: “I want sex. I’m normal.” / Suddenly Mimi appears with hearts for eyes, running towards Eunice and shouting euphorically: “Let’s have sex!”. Eunice runs away in terror and screams: “Nooooooo! Not sex! It freaks me out!”",""\r
74,Sex and Spinach,"Mimi: “What do you have against sex?”, Eunice: “I don’t know, I just don’t like it, OK?” / Mimi: “You’re missing out! It’s great!”. Eunice rolls her eyes. / Eunice: “What do you have against spinach?”, Mimi: “What?”, Eunice: “You’re missing out! It’s great!”",\r
75,"Asexual Memes","Eunice types on a laptop, saying: “Heh. I would have never thought those asexual memes can be so funny.” / “And so relatable, too.” / Mimi now looks to the reader, having a look of realization and saying “Wait.”. The background now shows 4 horizontal stripes: Black, gray, white and violet.",""\r
76,"Borders","Mimi and Eunice stand on an a large map. Mimi: “Hey, Eunice! How about we draw some borders? We both get to have our own countries!”, Eunice: “Cool! I’m in!” / 1500 years later … Mimi grins and on the map there are now huge countries: Great Mimiland, small Mimiland, Mimi’s Island, Miminia, and in the top right corner, there is a small blob called “Euniceland“. Eunice says: “Crap.“.",\r
77,"Creative Freedom","Mimi: “Corporation, Inc. values your creative freedom! So you’re free …“ / “… to choose to either obey our license or be sued into oblivion.” / Eunice: “You surely do interpret freedom creatively.”",\r
78,"Dude","Mimi: “Dude!”, Eunice: “I’m no dude!” / Mimi: “Duuuuuude!”, Eunice: “I’m no dude!” / Mimi: “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
79,"Suppression of Feelings","Mimi (distressed): “They hate me! They said I’m disgusting! Only for expressing my feelings?” / Mimi (now looking more confident): “But I will no longer hide what I truly feel.”, Eunice (looking sad): “Oh my god, Mimi! What do you feel?“ / Mimi: “I feel like women should be subordinate.”. Eunice is visibly annoyed.",\r
80,"Communist Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s do a communist revolution!”, Eunice: “Oh yes!” / Later. Mimi euphorically shouts “We won, Eunice!” / Mimi turns around, noticing she stands on a mountain of skulls. Mimi: “Eunice?”","In death, everyone is equal."\r
81,"Darknet","Mimi is alone at a laptop, saying: “Let’s see what the darknet has to offer.” / Then, Mimi has backed off off the laptop (now turned off) and shivers in terror with a terrified face.",\r
82,"The Most Oppressed","Mimi shows a victorious pose. Eunice: “You’ve won in the Oppression Olympics!” / Mimi: “What’s my prize?” / Eunice: “A kick in the butt!”. Eunice kicks Mimi away.","What did you expect?"\r
83,"The Least Oppressed","Eunice is sad and says: “I lost in the Oppression Olympics.” / Mimi: “Better luck next time.” / Mimi turns around and says, “Here’s your consolation prize: A mountain of cash!”, pointing to a huge pile of coins.",\r
84,"Infinite Money Glitch","Mimi: “Eunice, you know what’s funny about capitalism?”, Eunice: “No.” / Mimi: “If it would be a video game, the infinite money glitch the top players keep abusing would’ve been patched out already.” / Eunice: “Seems like top players get admin access.”",\r
85,"National Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s do a national revolution!”, Eunice: “Yeah!” / Soon … Mimi and Eunice shout out euphorically: “Victory! My nation is free!” / Mimi and Eunice draw a pistol each, pointing at each other. Mimi: “MY nation!”, Eunice: “No! MY nation!”",\r
86,"Artistic Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s do an artistic revolution!”, Eunice: “Great idea!” / What happens next is hard to put in words. The world suddenly turns into a trippy, otherworldly, colorful place. Mimi and Eunice shine in bright colors and flow into the world itself, while ghostly copies of themselves float in the air. The background consists of concentric rectangles in the rainbow colors which are slightly wobbly at the edges. Even language itself floats into the picture. Mimi and Eunice say in a distorted green voice: “This is trippy!”",\r
87,"Offline Troll","Mimi: “LOL”, Eunice: “Did you just say ‘LOL’ offline?” / Mimi: “ROFL!”, Eunice: “This isn’t a chatroom!” / Mimi: “Trollolo!”, Eunice: “Shut up!”",\r
88,"Brief History of Open Source","Mimi: “Corporations hate free software. What do we do?” / Eunice: “Let’s rebrand free software to ‘open source’ to trick them.” / Years later … Mimi and Eunice cry out: “They’ve rebranded non-free software to ‘open source’, and people fall for it!”",\r
89,"Embrace, Extend, Extinguish","Title: First they ignore you. Mimi shows her back to Eunice. / Title: Then they embrace you. Mimi embraces Eunice. “We love open source!” / Title: Then they extend you. Eunice has become fat and several symbols and abbreviations are written on her: EULA, DRM, circled C, circled equals sign and circled and striked-through dollar sign. “Exclusive new features!” / Title: Then they extinguish you. Mimi stomps on Eunice. “Trust the market leader!”","<a href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend_and_extinguish'>Embrace, Extend and Extinguish</a>"\r
90,"Rant","Eunice is angry: “I hate her! She left me! I’m dirt to her! She’s the worst!”, Mimi: “Um …” / “It’s ‘he’, not ‘she’”. Eunice calms down: “Oh, I did not know that. Anyway …” / Eunice is angry again: “I hate him! He left me! I’m dirt to him! He’s the worst!”",\r
91,"But I love you all!","Mimi is angry: “Trannies are delusional! Their gender is fake, their pronouns are dumb, their identity is an illusion!” / Mimi looks happy now: “But I love them!” / Eunice: “Something tells me you’re lying.”",\r
92,"Sprench","Eunice: “Say something in Spanish!” / Mimi: “Bonjour!” / Eunice: “That’s Chinese.”",\r
93,"Perfect Salutation","Bad: Mimi stands on a soapbox and speaks: “Ladies and gentlemen, …”. Someone offstage: “Hey! I’m neither!” / Meh: Mimi stands on a soapbox and speaks: “Ladies, gentlemen, enbies, trans, inter, and gend…”. Someone offstage: “Get to the point!” / Perfect: Mimi stands on a soapbox and speaks: “Friends and foes, …”",\r
94,"Crime 2","Mimi is in prison while Eunice stands outside of it. Mimi: “You jailed me for my ears? This is ridiculous!” / Eunice: “That’s not my fault. Society decided that it’s a crime.” / “I just act on behalf of society. I have nothing to do with your imprisonment.”",\r
95,"Reliable Sources","Eunice wears a cappy with the letter “C”. Eunice: “Corporation, Inc. will fight misinformation on our web video platform.” / “So we’ll promote content from reliable sources.”. Mimi: “Who decides what’s reliable?” / Eunice angrily smashes Mimi with a baseball bat. Eunice: “We do!“",\r
96,"Neutral Censorship","Eunice wears a cappy with the letter “C”. Eunice: “Our platforms are politically neural. We are above sides.” / Mimi: “Didn’t you censor a socialist website?” / Eunice: “It’s not political if we defend our market dominance from external threats.”",\r
97,"Eunice’s Ears","Eunice’s head looks different than usual. Eight 3½-inch floppy disks protrude from his head where normally his ears would be, four of them on each side; each floppy disk is aligned on a curved path. Mimi points to Eunice’s head and asks: “What’s that?”. Eunice replies: “Floppy ears!”",\r
98,"Recursive Trademark","Mimi has a lawyer’s suitcase. Mimi: “T™he let™t™er ‘T™’ is t™rademarked. Aft™er every ‘T™’, a ‘™’ must™ follow.” / Eunice: “Doesn’t that rule apply to the ‘T’ in ‘™’ as well?” / Mimi is shocked, shouting: “Oh shi…”, followed by an infinite sequence of superscript “t”s, each one of them smaller than the previous one.”",\r
99,"Peak Equality","Mimi wears a rainbow flag with 6 horizontal stripes in the colors red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet on one of his ears. Eunice: “What do you homosexuals want now?” / “You already got marriage equality. That’s peak equality!” / Mimi shows a heavy book to Eunice. Mimi: “Here’s the list of everyone who wants to see us dead, volume 1.”",\r
100,___UNUSED___,,\r
101,___UNUSED___,,\r
102,"Doing your Best","Eunice: “You keep telling me how horrible I am. But I’m doing my best!” / Mimi: “To you, ‘doing your best’ is taking out your anger on me.” / Eunice: “I don’t know where else it’s right!”",\r
103,"Full Garments Culture","Eunice wears clothes on her whole body. Mimi: “Ew, you’re fully clothed! In Public!” / Eunice: “I’m a proud part of the Full Garments Culture, and not afraid to show it.” / Mimi: “But what if the children see you?”",\r
104,"Ugly Ears","Mimi: “Your floppy ears make me want to puke.” / Eunice: “Well, that’s your problem, then.” / Mimi becomes very angry and starts to throw many insults at Eunice, but they fade out in the background. Eunice says to the reader: “Self-confidence is the best defense.”",\r
105,"World Wide Web","Mimi sits at a laptop. Mimi: “Surfing the World Wide Web is fun!” / 12 hours later. Mimi has squares for eyes and says: “The Earth is definitely flat.”",\r
106,"We are Everywhere","Eunice: “I’m asexual. We are everywhere!” / Mimi: “Well, that was mildly threatening.” / Eunice: “Yesss, be afraid! We feed on your fear!”",\r
107,"Most Peaceful","Eunice: “My religion is the most peaceful religion.” / Mimi: “No, MY religion is the most peaceful religion.” / Mimi and Eunice get into a fight.",\r
108,"No Work, No Food","Mimi: “Who does not do work, shall not eat.” / Eunice: “So you’re for forced labor.” / Mimi: “Nonsense! It’s your own free decision to starve.”",\r
109,"Exciting Virtual Reality","Mimi: “VR technology is exciting! Imagine all the amazing things you can do!” / Eunice: “Such as?” / A large hand appears from nowhere and points at Mimi and Eunice, who are surprised. It says: “Work more efficiently, slackers!”",\r
110,"No Time for Games","A huge hand from nowhere points at a young little Mimi. It shouts: “No more than 3 hours of video games per week!”. Mimi is sad. / Many years later. Mimi is adult now. Mimi: “Adulthood at last! I can play whenever I want!” / The hand appears again. It shouts: “Pay your rent! Serve the Army! Work or starve!”",\r
111,"The Ultimate Compromise","Mimi: “The Earth is flat!”, Eunice: “The Earth is round!” / Mimi: “Let’s make a compromise.”, Eunice: “Okay.” / Mimi and Eunice shake hands: “The Earth is a hemisphere!”",\r
112,"Industry 4.0","Mimi: “Soon they’ll introduce Industry 4.0.” / Mimi has stars for eyes. Mimi: “Let’s connect everything! The Internet of things is the future!” / An antique printing apparatus can be seen in the background. Eunice: “I’d already be happy if we had Industry 1.0.”",\r
113,"Virtual Doom","Eunice wears VR goggles. Mimi panics: “The virtual reality will doom us all!” / “Soon we’ll all be slaves of an unreal, if not phoney world on which we’ll become dependent while we lose our self.” / Eunice: “You mean, like at work?”",\r
114,"Virtual or Real?","A fantasy world can be seen with floating rocks and an orange sky. Eunice wears VR goggles and stands on one of the rocks. Eunice: “I rather have virtual reality …” / “… than real virtuality.”. The VR goggles and the fantasy world have disappeared. 4 colorful star symbols with text have appeared: “Get rich quick!”, “Believe in God!”, “Clean coal”, “Trust the Panacea®!”",\r
115,"The Two Types of Work","Title: Other-directed work. Mimi and Eunice wear a cappy with the letter “C” on it. Mimi works at a sewing machine and is tired. Mimi: “I’m tired!” / Eunice shouts: “But work started just 15 minutes ago!” / Title: Self-directed work. The cappies are gone. Mimi works again at the sewing machine but looks fit and happy now. Eunice is tired. Eunice: “You’re still awake? It’s 2 a.m.!”, Mimi: “But I only came up with 17 shirt designs today!”",\r
116,"Virtual Threat","Eunice wears VR goggles. Mimi: “Let’s be real: VR is a serious threat!” / “Corporation, Inc. will abuse it to erode our privacy even more.” / Eunice: “I know! But that’s not virtual reality, that’s real capitalism.”",\r
117,"Garbage Game","Eunice plays at a laptop, saying: “This game sucks!” / “I’m just playing it ironically, because it’s so bad.” / 10 hours later. Eunice is still playing, looking exhausted: “Just one … more  level …”",\r
118,"Duty of the Gamer","Eunice plays at the laptop. Mimi: “Eunice, you’re addicted to this game.“ / Eunice: “No, you’ll never understand me!“ / Eunice: “I have to beat this game! What I start, I must complete.”",\r
119,"Gamers need Sleep","Mimi: “People have died of video game addiction! Don’t you sleep?” / Eunice: “Of course I do! This is the first lesson of video game high school.” / Eunice: “When you’re tired, your performance drops sharply. And when you die, it drops to zero.”",\r
120,"8 Hours","Mimi: “You play one game for 8 hours! That’s not addiction?” / Eunice: “No.” / Mimi: “Why?” / Eunice: “You wouldn’t call it an addiction if I worked instead.”",\r
121,"The Game is up","Eunice plays at a laptop. Mimi: “That’s it! I turn off the power to your addiction.”. Mimi moves the hand to the “off” key. Eunice: “Nooo!” / The laptop is turned off now. Mimi: “See? Only an addict reacts like that.”. Eunice: “I’m not an addict!” / Mimi carries Eunice array. Mimi: “Go to work! You’re going cold turkey!”",\r
122,"Curing Video Game Addiction","Eunice plays at the laptop. Mimi: “I found the cure for your video game addiction!”. Eunice: “Pfft!” / Mimi: “Trust me, it works.”. Eunice: “I don’t care!” / Mimi turns on the TV. Mimi: “I prescribe you 20 seasons of Lady of the Amulets!”. Eunice: “I’m cured!”",\r
123,"The Ear Ternary","An unknown character with one pointy ear and one floppy ear talks to a younger character with similar ears: “Some folks think we’re freaks cuz we’re neither clearly pointy- nor floppy-eared.” / “But we’re simply the third kind. We are shift-eared.” / Another unknown character with two ears that are kinked to the back, saying: “What about me?”. The first unknown character replies: “Shut up, freak!”",\r
124,"Keno the Gambler","A character with two kinked ears stands at a laptop: “Hi, I’m Keno, a recovering problem gambler. Video games help me have risk-free fun.” / A message appears on the screen: “Open this lootbox for real money and get a random reward!”. Keno presses the “Buy” button. / Keno: “Wait a minute!”",\r
125,"Gaming all Day","Mimi to Keno: “You’re gaming all day. You’re useless!” / Mimi to Eunice: “Others watch you play games an you get paid or it? I admire you!”",\r
126,"Lazy Gamers","Eunice: “Why do you insult gamers unless they earn money with it? I thought you see us all as lazy.” / Mimi: “I do, but having a taxable income increases your value as a person.”",\r
127,"Stupid","Mimi: “You’re stupid!”. Eunice: “You’re using bigoted language!” / Mimi: “What do you think I am?”. Eunice: “Stupid!” / Mimi: “Hey! You attacked me as a person, not my argum… Oh.”. Eunice grins.",\r
128,"Sudden Death","Mimi and Eunice stand in a puddle of water. Mimi and Eunice: “Global warming …” / The water rises to their knees. Mimi and Eunice: “… is a …” / The water rises even further and now covers almost their whole body. Mimi and Eunice: “… hoax.”",\r
129,"How they find Recruits","Eunice: “I got banned for saying that sex is real!”. Mimi: “They’ve gone to far!” / What actually happened: Eunice sits at the laptop, typing: “Sex is real! Therefore, gender is fake!” / “Trans is fake! Non-binary is fake! You’re all fake, stupid and sick!”",\r
130,"Poppy has a Name","Eunice talks to an unknown character with one pointy ear and one floppy ear: “You again? You shouldn’t be here. Get lost!” / The unknown character replies: “Name’s Poppy, by the way.”. Eunice: “What have you done?!” / “Now that you have a name, it’s hard to hate.”",\r
131,"Aural Justice","A dead Mimi with a bullet wound lies on the ground. Eunice wears a green cappy and holds a smoking gun in her hand. / Poppy and two pointearlings shout: “Pointy-eared lives matter!” / A floppyearling with a press hat talks to another floppyearling: “In light of recent riots, has society become too sensitive?”",\r
132,"Apolitical","Keno: “I’m apolitical.” / Poppy: “But don’t ya see? Those fashs wanna kill us!” / Keno: “Stop indoctrinating me with your political agenda!”",\r
133,"Topple the Queen 1","Poppy: “We must topple the queen!” / Eunice: “What do you have against women in leadership positions?”",\r
134,"Topple the Queen 2","Poppy: “Down with the queen!”. Eunice: “Down with monarchy!” / Queen Mimi sits on her throne and cries out: “Cancel culture has gone too far!”",\r
135,"Queen of the World","Queen Mimi: “All my enemies are defeated, at last.” / “I’m the queen of the world!” / Mimi stands on a mountain of skulls and cries: “But the world is dead!”",\r
136,"Differently-Eared","Eunice to Poppy: “Actually, I think you’re kinda nice.” / Poppy: “Yo! It means a lot to me!” / Eunice: “But for me you’ll always be a freak.”",\r
137,"Network Effect","Mimi, Eunice, Poppy and Keno each sit on a laptop, spatially separated. All of them say: “I can’t stop using this obviously evil app, everyone else uses it!”",\r
138,"Open Miscommunication","Mimi: “Our open source project needs help, want to volunteer?”. Eunice: “Yes.” / Mimi: “Just join us in Mimichat®?”. Eunice: “But that’s proprietary.” / Mimi: “We don’t need zealots like you!”. Mimi kicks Eunice away.",\r
139,"Money by Tyranny","Eunice: “Proprietary software made me rich!” / Mimi: “Your riches are based on tyranny!” / Eunice cries: “You’re questioning my existence!”",\r
140,"Free Software vs. Open Source","Mimi: “It’s called ‘free software’!” / Eunice: “It’s called ‘open source’!” / A large hand appears out-of-panel, pointing at Mimi and Eunice: “It’s called ‘cancer’, you communists!”",\r
141,"Property is Theft","Mimi: “Property is theft.” / Eunice is shocked. / Eunice: “You stole that sentence from someone!”",\r
142,"Keyboard Layout","Mimi: “Do you use a QWERTY or a QWERTZ keyboard?” / Eunice: “Neither.” / “I’m using a WASD keyboard.”",\r
143,"Dingbats","Mimi: “❎ ✀✈✋✖ ✢⛘✻❎➽ ⚑☕✀⚿✬⛺ ✖✹☛ ✻⚒ ⚑☕➽♚” / Eunice: “Huh?” / Mimi: “Oh, sorry, I had the wrong font selected.”",\r
144,"Lifelong Phase","Mimi wears a LGBT Pride rainbow flag on one of the ears. Eunice: “It’s just a phase.” / 1 year later: Mimi still wears the flag. Eunice: “It’s just a phase.” / 10 years later: Mimi still wears the flag. Eunice: “It’s just a phase.”",\r
145,"Gay Liberation","Mimi: “Hooray! We’ve finally achieved gay liberation!” / Eunice: “Congratulations! Now what about me?” / Mimi: “We no longer need you, useful idiot!”",\r
146,"Erased","Eunice: “Trans women are women.”. Mimi is shocked: “But I’m a woman!” / An eraser appears and starts erasing Mimi. Mimi’s mouth shouts: “What have you done?”, and Eunice looks very shocked. / Mimi is completely gone now. Eunice cries: “I literally erased women!”",\r
147,"Absolute Moron","Mimi (angrily): “You’re an absolute moron for what you did.”. Eunice: “That was mean.” / Mimi: “Okay. Let’s start over.” / Mimi (angrily): “What you did was the absolute worst. You screwed up royally!”. Eunice: “Much better!”",\r
148,"Keno’s Favourite Number","Mimi: “Keno, what’s your favourite number?” / Keno: “Eleven.”. Mimi: “Why?” / Keno turns around, Mimi is confused. From this perspective, Keno’s kink ears look like two 1’s.",\r
149,"Scams","Mimi: “You could become filthy rich by scamming people.” / Eunice: “But scams are wrong!” / Mimi: “Ugh, living an ethical life sure is exhausting.”",\r
150,"Non-Fungible Tokens","Mimi: “NFTs are a great way to get rich quick!” / Eunice shouts: “NFTs are scams!” / Mimi: “… from which YOU can get rich quick!”",\r
151,"The Ultimate Rebellion","Mimi to Eunice: “I’m a rebel. I don’t obey any law.” / “Not even the law of gravity.” / Mimi starts floating.",\r
152,"Surveillance State","Mimi: “We live in a surveillance state.”. Eunice: “Nonsense!” / The TV: “We live in a surveillance state.”. Eunice: “How true.” / Mimi and Eunice: “We live in a surveillance state.”. Eunice: “And I never doubted it!”",\r
153,"Conspiracy Nuts","Eunice: “You conspiracy nuts are stupid, dumb, deranged, insane, crazy, …” / Mimi walks away annoyed. “Whatever!” / Eunice: “Why don’t they listen to me?”",\r
154,"Always one Step ahead","Mimi: “What is our evil plan today, Eunice?” / Eunice: “Let’s flood the Internet with fake conspiracies!” / Eunice: “That’ll distract the truthers from our real plans.”",\r
155,"Proven Conspiracy Theories","Mimi: “Conspiracy theories are dumb.” / Eunice: “What about those that were proven right?” / Mimi: “Oh, those! Those aren’t real conspiracy theories!”",\r
156,"The Great Conspiracy","Mimi: “Let’s do a conspiracy!”. Eunice: “Yes!” / Mimi: “And involve millions of people!”. Eunice: “Yesss!” / Eunice: “The more people are in it, the more secret it is!”",\r
157,"Conspiracy Frustration","Eunice: “What’s more frustrating than conspiracy theories …”, Mimi: “The government is behind everything!” / Eunice: “… are unspiracy theories.”. Mimi: “The government would never lie!”",\r
158,"UFO Sighting","Mimi points to the sky: “Look! An UFO!” (Unknown Flying Object) / Eunice looks to the sky, saying: “Nope! That’s just a goose.” / Mimi points to the sky again: “Look! A KFO!” (Known Flying Object)”",\r
159,"Dominant Victim","Eunice points a gun at Poppy and cries. Eunice says: “Your kind causes violence in my country!” / Eunice smashes someone with a baseball bat, still crying. Eunice: “You’re a threat to my people!” / Eunice, crying, chases after Keno with a knife, saying: “You’re invading my national safe space!”",\r
160,"Boring Conspiracy","Eunice shows a piece of paper to Mimi. Eunice: “Here’s irrefutable proof of corruption of unimaginable proportions.” / Mimi: “Do aliens appear in it, too?”. Eunice: “Uhm …” / Mimi: “Boring! I’m only interested in Hollywood-style conspiracies.”",\r
161,"Liars","Mimi: “Everyone’s a liar.” / Eunice: “Including you.” / Mimi: “Liar!”",\r
162,"Nobody needs Free Software, right?","Eunice stands at a tractor, saying: “Why should I care about free software? I’m just a farmer.” / The tractor says: “The license for your tractor software has expired. Upgrade now!”. Eunice turns around, looking irritated.",\r
163,"Freedom 0","Mimi: “Free software is about freedom to use it for any purpose.” / Eunice: “Why would anyone be against that? This is absurd!”. Mimi says “Look.” and shows a piece of paper. / The piece of paper says: “License Agreement. §1 If you're Eunice, you may not use my software because you suck!”","You only truly realize you had a given freedom when it is being taken away from you."\r
164,"Freedom 1, part 1","Mimi: “Free software is about the freedom to study it.” / Eunice: “As if I don't have that already. No one stops me from analyzing software.” / A huge hand emerges from above, pointing at Eunice. “I’ll see you in court, hacker!”",\r
165,"Freedom 1, part 2","Mimi: “Free software is about the freedom to modify it.” / Eunice: “No need for free software. Everyone can just disassemble. Easy!” / Keno walks by, asking: “What does ‘disassemble’ mean?”",\r
166,"Freedom 2","Mimi: “Free software is about the freedom to share it with others.” / Eunice: “People already share software, all the time. I’m a big file-sharer myself.” / A huge hand emerges from above, pointing to Eunice: “And I’m suing your ass for copyright infringement!”",\r
167,"Freedom 3","Mimi: “Free software is about the freedom to share your modifications with others.” / Eunice: “Who cares? Most people can’t code!” / Meanwhile, while Keno and Poppy are coding on their laptops, a huge hand emerges from above: “Your game modding community has been shut down!”",\r
168,"Where the Ears come from","An earling without ears makes an exhausted strained expression in their face, making an effort. / The face looks even more strained as two small stubs slowly emerge from the head, as if they are pushed out. / A loud “Poof!” sound can be heard. / The earling looks very relieved now. The stubs have become two beautiful pointy ears.",\r
169,"The copyrighted Brushstroke","Mimi draws a short brushstroke on a canvas. / Eunice also draws a short brushstroke—which looks exactly the same—on a canvas. / Mimi shouts as Eunice: “You’re stealing my art!”",\r
170,"Literally 1984","Mimi threatens Eunice with a gun, saying: “Quick! What is 992 times 2?” / Eunice starts crying: “This is literally 1984!”",\r
171,"God’s Gender","Mimi: “God is male!”. Eunice: “God is female!” / Poppy: “God doesn’t exist.” / Mimi and Eunice angrily chase Poppy away.",\r
172,"God has Feelings, too","Mimi: “God is male!”. Eunice: “God is female!” / A voice from the sky: “Actually, I identify as non-binary and your misgendering makes me feel very uncomfortable.”",\r
173,"LGBT Politics","Mimi asks Eunice: “Why are you LGBTs so political?” / Keno and another earling start chasing Mimi and Eunice with knives. Mimi and Eunice escape in panic. Eunice points to Keno and shouts: “Because they are political.”. The chasers: “Purge the sinners!”",\r
174,"Mean Feminism","Keno: “Feminism must be destroyed before it destroys us!” / Mimi is angry: “What’s your problem?” / Keno cries: “My ex said something mean to me.”",\r
175,"Mouse","Mimi: “Why do you spam antisemitic garbage to all your friends?” / “I thought you’re not a nazi!” / Eunice: “I must have misclicked then.”",\r
176,"Identity Crisis of the Antisemite","Eunice shouts angrily: “The Jews are super-evil! The Protocols of the Elders of Zion prove it!” / Mimi replies angrily: “Bullshit! That’s an old fake!”. Eunice is distressed: “A what?!” / Eunice is freaking out: “So was I the true villain all along?”","If antisemites would be responsive to arguments, they would no longer be antisemites."\r
177,"Instant Regret","Mimi types at her laptop: “Foreigners, begone!” / The laptop walks away from Mimi, showing an angry face on the screen. Mimi cries out in panic: “No, wait!”",\r
178,"Compulsive Real Name","Mimi stands alone at a laptop. “Funtime is over!” / Mimi: “On my forum the users have to give their real name now.” / Later … Mimi: “Strange. Everyone’s called ‘John Doe’ now.”",\r
179,"Self-Help Books","Mimi: “You’re so dismissive of self-help books. But you’re just in denial of your own failings.” / Eunice: “My failings? What are you talking about?” / Mimi now holds a book in the hand. Mimi says: “Buy my self-help book to find out!”. Eunice is visibly annoyed.",\r
180,"Belief in God","Mimi: “I don’t believe in God.”. Eunice: “I do.” / Mimi: “And yet we do not lynch each other.” / Mimi and Eunice, euphorically: “Long live the secularization!”",\r
181,"Secularization","Mimi: “I’m for secularization.”. Keno: “I’m not.” / Keno starts to become angry chases Mimi, who runs away. Keno: “And that’s why I’m going to lynch you, infidel!”",\r
182,"Value of Art","Mimi shows a piece of art with chaotic colorful brushstrokes to Eunice. Mimi points at the artwork and says: “I made this.”. Eunice walks away annoyed, saying: “This is worthless!” / Mimi shouts after Eunice: “But it’s an NFT!“ / Eunice returns with a large treasure chest with golden coins inside. Eunice: “Take all my money!”",\r
183,"Military Equity","Mimi: “We need gender equality in the military!” / A loudspeaker: “All women must immediately enlist in the military!” / Mimi panics: “No, that’s not what I meant.”. The loudspeaker: “Equal mistreatment for all!”",\r
184,"Critical Infrastructure","Eunice shouts to Mimi in panic: “Alert! The entire Eastern District has a blackout!“ / Mimi screams: “Keno!” / Keno appears and meets Mimi at a laptop with a lot of cables. Keno: “What’s wrong?”. Mimi points to the laptop and says: “You’ve turned off this computer again, haven’t you?”. On the laptop a small note is attached, it says: “Do not turn off!”",\r
185,"Floppy-Ear Hate","Mimi: “I’m a floppy-ear hater? Nonsense!” / Eunice: “Yesterday you said we’re sick and deranged.” / Mimi: “That’s not floppy-ear hate. I didn’t call for genocide.”",\r
186,"Thought Manipulator","Mimi is alone and holds a strange device with a red button on it and makes an evil grin. Mimi: “With my new thought manipulator I’ll rule the world!” / Keno is alone and holds a similar-looking device in his hand. Keno: “Hilarious! Eunice has no idea I’m already controlling her thoughts.” / Poppy is alone and holds two money bills in her hand. Poppy: “Hilarious! Eunice and Keno got no idea I sold broken TV remotes to them.”",\r
187,"No Love","Eunice: “I have never loved. It’s not my thing.”. Mimi thinks: “How sad.” / Later … Keno talks to Eunice: “And 99 nuns say: ‘Yikes!’”. Eunice laughs: “Haha, that’s a good one!” / Mimi to Eunice: “You can laugh?”. Mimi (angrily annoyed): “There are more emotions than love!”",\r
188,"Aromantic","Mimi: “‘Aromantic’? Sounds like another of those stupid invented words.“ / Eunice: “Just like ‘heterosexual’?” / Mimi: “This doesn’t count because I already know this word.“. Eunice rolls with the eyes.",\r
189,"It’s tough to be a God","Poppy (euphorically): “All you need is love!” / Eunice: “Not me though.” / Poppy: “Wow, you must be a god!”",\r
190,"True Love, part 1","Mimi: “Are you sure you’re aromantic?” / Eunice: “I never had romantic feelings in my life, so yes.“ / Mimi now has ‘love eyes’. Mimi: “But your life’s not over yet, so there’s still a chance to find true love.”. Eunice is annoyed.",\r
191,"True Love, part 2","Mimi stands in front of a gravestone that says “R.I.P. Eunice”. Mimi cries and says: “So you actually were aromantic your whole life! I’m an ignorant idiot!” / Mimi stops crying. Mimi: “On the other hand …“ / Mimi now has ‘love eyes’. Mimi says dreamingly: “You might still rise from the dead to find your true zombie lover.”",\r
192,"How do you know?","Eunice: “I’m aromantic.”. Keno: “But how do you know?”. Eunice: “I just know.” / Keno: “But how do you know? How do you know? How do you know? Seriously, how do you know?”. Eunice is really annoyed and pulls her ears. / Eunice points at Keno angrily: “How do you know you’re hetero?” / Keno: “I just know.”",\r
193,"Queer and religious","Mimi: “I’m queer and religious. I’m valid because God made me.” / A voice from a radio near Eunice says: “Breaking news! Scientists were able to disprove the existence of God.”. Mimi and Eunice look surprised. / Mimi panics. Eunice grabs a knife and smiles: “So you’re not valid and thus fair game.”",\r
194,___UNUSED___,,\r
195,"War Game","Eunice holds a smartphone in her hand. On the display a globe can be seen. Eunice: “Have you played ‘Global Thermonuclear War’?” / Mimi: “Yes, but it sucks!” / Mimi now holds the smartphone in her hand and a big explosion cloud can be seen on the display. Mimi: “You just press a red button and it’s Game Over.”",\r
196,"Slavery sucks","Mimi and Eunice break rocks with hammers. Mimi: “Slavery sucks!”. Eunice: “Yes, but at least we got full employment.”",\r
197,"Definition of Freedom","Mimi is in a prison cell and Eunice stands in front of it. Mimi: “I define the other sides of the bars as prison; so really I am free and you’re not.” / Eunice turns around and shouts: “Alert! We have a prison break! Capture Mimi now!” / Now suddenly, Eunice is inside the prison cell and Mimi is outside, looking unhappy. Eunice says: “You can’t escape!”",\r
198,"Normalcy","Mimi and Eunice look different than usual. Their “feet” have become upside-down ears, and their “ears” have become upside-down feet. Their faces are not upside-down, however. Mimi: “Did you notice anything strange lately?” / Eunice: “Hmm, let me thing …” / “No, everything seems normal to me.”",\r
199,"Flat Hierarchy","Mimi wears a cappy with the letter ‘C’ on it. Mimi tells Eunice: “In Corporation, Inc. we have a flat hierarchy.” / “Or to put it another way:” / “I’m boss, you’re nothing!”",\r
200,"Thought Death","Eunice: “I think, therefore I am.” / Mimi: “I don’t think. I’m just livin’ my life.” / Mimi dies.",\r
201,"Anti-Virus","Mimi sits at a laptop. “I’m installing an anti-virus, so I’m more secure.” / The panel shows several descriptive arrows. An arrow points to Mimi, saying “always clicks on ‘accept’”. Three arrows point to the laptop: “Last update: 12 month ago”, “6 dubious browser toolbars”, “no backup”.",\r
202,"Climate Conspiracy","Mimi: “Global warming is a hoax invented by evil conspirers!”, Eunice: “What’s their goal?” / Mimi: “They want to reduce emissions! Wait, that doesn’t sound evil. They want to … uhm …” / Mimi: “Damn, what do they want?” / Eunice smiles: “You didn’t think this one through, did ya?”",\r
203,"The impossible Question","Eunice stares at a laptop. Mimi: “Why do you keep staring on the screen?” / Eunice: “They ask me what gender I am.”. Mimi: “What’s gender?” / Mimi: “And why do they ask?” / Eunice: “How should I know?”",\r
204,"We know what’s best for you","Mimi and Eunice wear cappies with the letter “C” written on them. Mimi: “To protect minorities from harassment on our app, we limit their reach.” / Eunice: “Have you asked them whether this is what they want?” / Mimi: “Of course not! That was just the fairytale we tell our woke investors.”",\r
205,"Beta Version","Mimi proudly presents a smartphone and says: “Beta version!” / Mimi is now sad and thinks: “Nobody wants to try it out.” / Mimi has an idea. / Mimi euphorically says: “Early access!”. Hands from people off-panel offer Mimi several money bills.",\r
206,"Flat World Theory","Mimi: “The world is flat.”. Eunice rolls with the eyes. / Eunice points as Mimi. Eunice: “Prove it!” / Mimi whips out a laptop and launches a game in which a world that seems to be made entirely out of cubes. Mimi and Eunice look at the screen. Mimi: “So, at first, you walk 30927 blocks to the North …”",\r
207,"Immortality","Mimi: I saw you die many times. How come you’re still alive?” / Eunice: “Easy. First I wallhacked into the Tomb of Ancients, then stole the Amulet of Everlife and finally used a dupe glitch to replicate it 999 times. I’m basically immortal.” / Mimi: “Of course! The dupe glitch! How could I forget?”, Eunice: “The most obvious comes last to mind.”",\r
208,"Distraction","Mimi stares at a smartphone. Eunice: “Smartphones distract us too much, don’t you agree?” / Mimi looks at Eunice and asks: “Huh?”",\r
209,"Mutually Assured Destruction","Mimi says to Eunice: “Nukes ensure peace.” / “If everyone has one, nobody will use them, cuz it’d be suicidal.” / Meanwhile … Poppy is alone in the panel and thinks with a sad face: “I hate the world! I hate my life! Time to end it all!”. Poppy moves her hand to a big red button labelled “Launch nukes”.",\r
210,"Cookie Consent","Caption: “The World Wide Web”. Eunice holds a cookie in her hand. Eunice: “Please accept this cookie.”. Mimi: “OK.” / Now Mimi holds the cookie in hand. Eunice: “Thanks.” / Eunice throws a pile of cookies on Mimi, flattening her. Eunice: “I’m assuming you’re accepting all these other cookies as well.”",\r
211,"Climate Conspiracy 2","Eunice: “Climate Change is a conspiracy!”. Mimi: “I told you so.” / Eunice: “Oil and coal magnates are hiding the truth about their crimes against nature.” / Mimi panics: “Wait, that’s not what I meant.”. Eunice: “Are you in it?”",\r
212,"Oil Congress","Mimi stands on a pedestal and several floppy earlings stand in front, watching. Everyone wears a cappy with the letter “C”. Mimi: “Welcome to the first oil congress of Corporation, Inc.!” / Mimi continues: “Bad news: Climatology is threatening your jobs.”. Mimi thinks: “I would fire you either way.” / The floppy earlings turn around and one of them holds a protest sign on which planet Earth is striked through. They shout: “Stop climatology!”. Mimi thinks: “These idiots deserve to be fired.”",\r
213,"Loony Bin","Eunice points at Mimi: “You’re crazy. You belong to the loony bin!” / Eunice now holds a club. Eunice continues: “To protect us normals from people like you.”. Mimi makes big eyes. / Mimi got in a padded cell. Mimi is angry: “And who protects me from the normals?”",\r
214,"They hide everywhere","Mimi is alone and panics: “They hide everywhere. They are evil. They are coming to get me!” / Eunice appears and points at Mimi: “You’re suffering from paranoia. And now go to your cell!”. Mimi looks sad. / Mimi got in a padded cell. Mimi cries out: “That’s what I meant!”",\r
215,"Irrationality is relative","Mimi: “Homophobia is irrational.” / Eunice: “It’s rational for me.”. Mimi: “How?” / Eunice: “I’m a sadist.”",\r
216,"Bird to the power of ten","Mimi, Eunice and 4 orange birds are in the panel. The birds look at Mimi. Eunice: “Yesterday there was one bird in the park. Today there are 4 birds.” / “This data shows that every day, there are four times as many birds as in the day before.”. One of the birds turns around confused. / “This means, in 10 days there will be 1,048,576 birds.”. Mimi and the 4 birds face Eunice and are visibly shocked.",\r
217,"The Great Bird Replacement","Mimi, Eunice, 3 orangebirds and 1 bluebird are in the panel. The birds face Eunice. Eunice: “In the last week, only 1 orangebird has hatched, but 7 bluebirds have entered the park.” / “If this alarming trend continues, bluebirds will make the orangebirds a minority in their own park!”. The orangebirds now angrily face the bluebird, which panics. / Mimi: “Don’t panic! Bluebirds always come in this season.”. Eunice: “That’s exactly what a bluebird sympathizer would say.”. The bluebird is dead and the orangebirds now angrily look at Mimi.",\r
218,"The Blue Threat","Mimi, Eunice and 4 orangebirds are in the panel. The birds face Mimi. Mimi: “I think all birds are cute, no matter if blue or orange.” / Eunice and the birds are angry. Eunice shouts: “I knew it!” / Eunice says angrily: “You’re a bluebird sympathizer.”",\r
219,"Good Birds, Bad Birds","Mimi, Eunice and 4 dead bluebirds are in the panel. Mimi is angry: “Thanks to your agitation, the bluebirds were massacred!” / Eunice: “Bluebirds were just too weak”. Mimi: “Weak?” / Mimi: “Yesterday you said they were a threat.”. Eunice: “The enemy is both strong and weak.”",\r
220,"Alternative Truths","Mimi and Eunice and a small tank can be seen. Mimi: “It’s not war.”. Eunice: “It’s a special military operation.”. / Mimi holds a blacked out newspaper. Mimi: “It’s not censorship.”. Eunice: “It’s protection from misinformation.” / Eunice is behind bars. Mimi: “It’s not imprisonment.”. Eunice: “It’s preventive detention.”",\r
221,"Threshold of Originality","Mimi stands in front of a painting with one straight blue line. Mimi: “This work is copyrighted.” / Eunice: “Nonsense! One line doesn’t reach the threshold of originality.” / The painting now has a blue line crossed by a green line. Mimi: “What about two lines?”",\r
222,"Famine","Eunice: “Maybe we should do something against the fact that people starve.” / Mimi angrily points at Eunice: “What are you? A socialist?”",\r
223,"Fired","Eunice angrily points at Mimi: “You’re fired!” / Eunice angrily points at Poppy and Keno: “You’re fired, too! All of you are useless!” / Later … Eunice cries: “Why can’t I find new employees?”",\r
224,"Weird Coaster","Between Mimi and Eunice there’s a cup with a thing below it. Mimi points at the thing: “What kind of weird coaster is that?” / Eunice takes the thing and shows it. Eunice: “Oh, that’s just an old floppy disk.”. Mimi: “Ah.” / Mimi: “Turns out ancient technologies aren’t useless after all.”",\r
225,"Nice Guy","Keno tells Eunice: “Don’t hurt my feelings! Nothing’s more dangerous than a nice guy with a broken heart.” / Eunice: “Aren’t you showing right now you’re not nice?” / Keno screams: “Don’t question me!”",\r
226,"Wild Lifestyle","Mimi: “I’m trans.”. Eunice: “Wow, you sure must have a wild lifestyle.” / Mimi: “Actually, it’s pretty mundane.” / Eunice: “Are you’re telling me you’re trans and a normal person?”. Mimi: “Yes!”.",\r
227,___UNUSED___,,\r
228,"Real Name","Mimi asks Keno: “What’s your name?”. Keno: “Keno.” / Mimi: “No, I mean, what’s your real name?”. Keno: “This is my real name.” / Mimi: “No, I mean the name the state imposed on you without your consent.”. Keno is visibly annoyed.",\r
229,"Femininity","Mimi: “I just want people to accept my femininity.” / “I’m feminine, not hyperfeminine. I’m not a silly magical unicorn-riding princess!” / A voice from the off screams: “What do you have against magical unicorn-riding princesses?”. Another voice from the off continues: “Not cool!”",\r
230,"Two Steps ahead","Mimi and Eunice make evil faces. Eunice: “The truthers will never know our true evil plans!” / Keno watches Mimi and Eunice on a screen. Keno: “Cute! They have no idea I’m two step ahead of them.” / Poppy watches a screen showing Keno watching Mimi and Eunice on a screen. Poppy: “Cute! He’s got no idea I’m three steps ahead of him.”",\r
231,"Spam Filter","Mimi stands in front of a laptop. Mimi: “I’m installing a spam filter.” / Eunice is shocked. / Eunice is angry: “You’re restricting the free speech rights of spammers!”",\r
232,"Asexuality","Mimi: “So you’re asexual and sex-repulsed?”. Eunice: “Yes.” / Mimi: “What does that mean?” / Eunice: “It means I don’t give a fuck. Literally.”",\r
233,"The dead Artist","A gravestone can be seen. It says “R.I.P. Toto—greatest artist of our time”. / Suddenly a hand emerges from the ground and a dark voice from below can be heard: “My works are now in the Public Domain!? Feel my wrath!” / The scene changes to Mimi and Eunice. Mimi: “… and that’s why we must extend copyright terms.”",\r
234,"Two Gays","Mimi angrily points at Eunice: “You’re gay!” / Eunice angrily points back at Mimi: “No, you’re gay!” / Mimi and Eunice make a lovely nose kiss. Mimi: “Screw it, why keep the pretense?”",\r
235,"The Holy Circular Reasoning","Eunice: “How do you know God exists?”. Mimi: “The Bible says so.” / Eunice: “How do you know the Bible’s right?”. Mimi: “It’s the word of God.” / Eunice: “How do you know God exists?” / Mimi: “The Bible says so.”",\r
236,"Scrolling","Mimi sits alone at a laptop and scrolls. / Eunice is alone and a loud scream can be heard from the off: “Aaaaaaargh!”. Eunice is shocked. / Eunice and Mimi are now together. Eunice asks: “What happened?” / Mimi replies with a disgusted face: “Infinite scrolling.”",\r
237,"Springtime","Mimi stands alone in front of flowers and makes a happy face. Mimi: “Oh, how beautiful is …” / Mimi sneezes and says “Achoo!”. The flower petals fly off. / The flowers are destroyed. Mimi, who now has bloodlined eyes and snot coming out of his nose, continues: “… springtime.”",\r
238,"Cookie Consent 2","Mimi: “Hey, Eunic…”. Eunice interrupts, saying “Stop!”. / Eunice holds a cookie. Eunice: “Before you talk to me, you must eat this cookie.” / Mimi: “I’m not hungry!”. Eunice: “Then leave me alone, freeloader!”",\r
239,"Happiness without Love","Eunice looks happy. Mimi: “You look happy to me.” / Mimi: “Too happy. But you’re not in a love relationship. You should be sad.” / Eunice: “No I’m angry!”",\r
240,"NFT Scammers","Mimi shouts angrily: “I hate NFT scammers! They’re all the same!” / Eunice: “Tell me about it! We need to stop them.” / Eunice: “Buy my Anti-Scam NFT to take a stand!”. Mimi gives Eunice some money bills.",""\r
241,"What is Love?","Eunice: “What is love?” / Mimi starts to sing: “Baby, don’t hurt me! Baby don’t hu…”, Eunice screams: “Shut up!” / Eunice: “That was a serious question.”",\r
242,"The Truth","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. The TV says: “Don’t trust the Internet! They’re all liars.” / Mimi and Eunice stand in front of a laptop. The laptop says: “Don’t trust the TV! They’re all liars.” / Mimi turns around and asks Eunice: “What’s the truth?”. Eunice grins: “Nobody cares!”",\r
243,___UNUSED___,,\r
244,"Sado-Masochism","Eunice: “I’m a sadist.” / Mimi: “I’m a masochist.” / Mimi and Eunice make a nose kiss and a little heart appears. Mimi and Eunice happily announce: “This is the happiest day in my life.”",\r
245,"Citation Needed","Mimi: “Homeopathy works! [citation needed]”. Eunice: “I rather listen to reputable scientists.” / Mimi: “But I am a reputable scientist! [citation needed]”. Eunice walks away. / Mimi is now alone and is angry: “Damn it! [citation not needed]”",\r
246,___UNUSED___,,\r
247,"State-certified Woman","Mimi shouts at a building of the state: “Hey, state! Everyone sees me as a woman. Except you. Fix this!“ / The building of the state responds: “Dear Mister Momo, in order for us to recognize you as a woman, you have to do the following:”. Mimi is mildly annoyed. / Keno and Eunice appear in front of the building of the state. It continues: “Convince these two underqualified psychoanalysts you’re not a child molester.”. Mimi is very angry.",\r
248,"No real gamers","Eunice: “Casual gamers aren’t real gamers.” / Mimi points at Eunice: “You’re committing the ‘No True Scotsman’ fallacy.” / Eunice: “Yes, but that’s an informal fallacy, so it’s not a real fallacy.”. Mimi rolls with her eyes.",\r
249,___UNUSED___,,\r
250,"Critical Ufologists","Mimi: “We are ufologists who think critically. So we don’t believe the government at all!”. Eunice: “Yeah!” / Something can be heard from a radio: “Today, the government has declassified the first UFO videos.”. Mimi and Eunice are slightly confused. / Then, suddenly, they have stars for eyes and grin enthusiastically. Mimi: “That’s the proof!”. Eunice: “If the government says it, it must be true!”",\r
251,"Conspiracies we care about","Mimi: “They conspired to palm air-polluting cars off on us.”. Eunice: “So what?” / Mimi: “They conspired to kill immigrants.“. Eunice: “So what?” / Mimi: “They conspired to make science available for free on the Internet.” / Eunice (angrily): “Hand them!”",\r
252,___UNUSED___,,\r
253,"Coming out","Mimi talks to Eunice: “I have been hiding my true self for so long. From you, and from myself.” / “In order to be free, I have to tell you something:” / “I’m pointy-eared.”. Eunice: “No way!”",\r
254,"Free Speech for me","Eunice says to Mimi: “Free speech for me!” / Eunice stomps on Mimi. / Eunice stands on top of a flattened Mimi. Eunice grins: “But not for thee!”. Mimi: “That’s not free speech.”",\r
255,"Protector of Free Speech","Mimi: “The best way to protect free speech online …” / A crown with the word “Admin” written on it descends down to Mimi. Mimi (euphorically): “… is to give me total control over all networks!” / Mimi is now wearing the admin crown and smiles. Eunice: “I trust you totally won’t abuse that power.”",\r
256,"Lawful Free Speech","Mimi: “By ‘free speech’, I mean speech that is lawful.“ / Eunice: “But the law says you can’t talk about [CENSORED].“ / Mimi (desperate): “Look, people want to be censored!”. Eunice: “That’s very convincing.”",\r
257,"Work is relative","Eunice draws something on a piece of paper. Mimi points at Eunice: “Stop slacking and start working!” / Eunice stops drawing. Eunice: “I am working.” / Eunice raises her finger: “I’m doing the work I want, not the work you want.”. Mimi makes an angry face.",\r
258,"Dangerous Opinion","Mimi: “I think everyone should be able to share their opinions freely.” / Eunice: “I think you’re lying.” / Mimi smashes Eunice with a baseball bat. Bonk!",\r
259,___UNUSED___,"",\r
260,"Harmless deadly Virus","Mimi: “Rather a 10% risk to catch a harmless deadly virus …” / Eunice: “… than a 0.01% risk to suffer from dangerous vaccine complications like headache.” / Mimi and Eunice start protesting: “Against Big Pharma and Big Maths!”",\r
261,"World Peace","Mimi: “Will we ever achieve world peace?” / Eunice: “Of course.” / Eunice: “All we need to do is to bomb everyone else to ashes.”. Eunice shows a nuke while Mimi makes big eyes.",\r
262,"Beginning of the Universe","Eunice: “How did the Universe come into being?”. Mimi has a happily deluded expression on her face. Mimi: “It’s magic!” / Eunice rolls her eyes and grins: “Don’t be ridiculous!” / Mimi: “OK, it was God.”. Eunice: “Hmm, a respectable hypothesis …”",\r
263,"Messier 87","Mimi and Eunice look on a computer screen which shows a vague ring structure going from yellow to red on a black background. Mimi: “It’s the first image of a black hole!” / Eunice: “It’s kind of blurry, tho.”. Mimi is annoyed: “Sigh.” / Mimi points at Eunice: “Do you have a radiotelescope the size of a galaxy?”. Eunice: “No, they were sold out.”",\r
264,"Cosmic Vacuum Cleaners","Eunice talks to Mimi: “Black holes terrify me. They’re cosmic vacuum cleaners sucking up stars!”. A black hole appears and starts to talk. The black hole says: “Dude, what the fuck? Do I look like a vacuum cleaner to you?”. Mimi and Eunice are shocked. / Mimi and Eunice escape. The black hole continues: “Yeah, right. Run away like cowards after telling me I suck!”",\r
265,"Fat Holes","A fraction of a large black hole can be seen. Mimi says: “Look! A supermassive black hole. It’s mass is a million times greater than the Sun’s.”. Eunice: “Woah.” / The black hole responds angrily: “Do you think I’m fat!?”",\r
266,"Cosmic Visual Cover","Mimi talks to herself alone: “I wonder what’s inside a black hole.” / A black hole appears: “That’s none of your business! Leave me alone!” / Mimi is gone. The black hole talks to a second black hole. The first black hole says: “Ugh. Scientists! They have no respect for privacy.”. The other black hole says: “I know, right?”",\r
267,"The Secret of the Black Hole","Mimi euphorically rides on a rocket in space. Mimi: “I’m going to see the inside of a black hole!” / In the inside … Mimi looks at a pile of socks. Mimi: “Wait, this is the place where all the lost socks go?”. Poppy stands behind Mimi, pointing a gun at her, saying: “Always has been.”",\r
268,"Jewish Billionaires","Eunice shows a piece of paper to Mimi. Eunice: “Look at how many Jewish billionaires there are. Strange!”. Mimi: “So what?” / Mimi: “90% of billionaires are floppy-eared.”. Eunice starts to sweat in panic. / Mimi: “You didn’t want to justify the holocaust, did you?”. Eunice answers nervously: “Umm, no!”",\r
269,"Banned for teh Lulz","Eunice stands in front of a laptop, showing “Banned for teh lulz” on the screen, while Eunice angrily shouts out: “They banned me for this?!” / Mimi appears. Mimi: “The rules say they can ban you for any reason.”. Eunice: “The rules are bullshit!” / Mimi: “Yes, but it’s bullshit you agreed to.”. Eunice makes an angry face.",\r
270,"Moving the Goalposts","Mimi points at Eunice: “You’re moving the goalposts! Your argument is invalid!” / Eunice: “No, I didn’t. I just clarified my position.” / Mimi: “You’re moving the goalposts again!”",\r
271,"Gender Ideology","Keno talks to Mimi: “We must stop gender ideology!”. Mimi: “Let’s forbid any mention of gender identities.” / Later … Keno’s child appears and says: “Hi, parental unit number 2!”. Keno responds in anger: “I’m your father!” / Mimi appears, holding handcuffs, saying to Keno: “You’re under arrest for using gendered language.”",\r
272,"Functionality > Ethics","Eunice stands in front of a laptop with black screen. Eunice says to Mimi: “Functionality always surpasses ethics.“ / Mimi: “You could justify spyware with that logic.“ / Eunice turns on the laptop, on which the text “SpyOS®” appears. Suddenly, two cameras emerge from the laptop, one pointing to Mimi, the other one to Mimi. Eunice: “That’s exactly what I was going to do.”. Mimi cringes.",\r
273,"Evil Intentions","Eunice: “Psst! I’ve got insider info about the Jews. They have evil plans …” / Mimi walks away annoyed: “I don’t talk with antisemites.” / Eunice: “Did I say ‘Jews’? I meant ‘transvestites’.”. Mimi has come back,, how holding a microphone to Eunice’s mouth. Mimi smiles: “Tell me more!”",\r
274,"13/52","Mimi: “Despite being 13% of the population, your kind commits 52% of the crime.”. Poppy: “I know.” / Mimi: “Ha, so you admit you’re filthy scum.”. Poppy: “No, it’s because of several socio-economic f…” / Mimi smashes Poppy with a baseball bat: “Don’t disturb my raging hatred with facts!”",\r
275,"Postapocalyptic Game","Eunice plays a game at a laptop while Mimi watches. Eunice: “This game’s aboout survival in a world destroyed by greed and thirst for power.”. / Mimi: “Thankfully, we aren’t treating our own world so badly.” / Mimi and Eunice look at the reader.",\r
276,"If you dish it out …","Mimi writes on the laptop: “You all suck!” / The response follows quickly: “no u”. Mimi cries: “The Internet is so mean!”",\r
277,"Poisonous Vaccines","Mimi: “Vaccines are poison! The biggest scam in history!”. Eunice rolls with her eyes. / Eunice says mockingly: “You’re just afraid of the prick.”. Mimi says with an angry face: “No true!” / Mimi continues with a sad voice: “And the needle is always so ouchie …”",\r
278,"Extroverts and Introverts","Caption: Extroverts. Mimi cries. “Forever alone …” / Caption: Introverts. Eunice cheers. “Forever alone!”",\r
279,"One big Family","Mimi wears a gray cappy with the letter C on it. Mimi: “Corporation, Inc. is one big family!”. / Eunice says euphorically: “A dysfunctional family.” / “With abusive parents.”",\r
280,"Harmless Fun","Mimi says alone: “Conspiracy theories are harmless fun.” / Eunice and Keno can be seen. Eunice angrily points to the left. “This is Mimi, head of the global conspiracy! She mustn’t escape!” / Eunice and Keno run after Mimi, who runs away in panic. Keno holds a knife. Mimi panics: “Until you get accused.”",\r
281,"Stupid Takes","Mimi points angrily at Eunice: “Give stupid takes, your nose breaks!“ / Eunice angrily points at Mimi: “Make another stink, your ears kink!” / Suddenly, Keno—the one with the kink ears—appears while Mimi and Eunice are confused. Keno: “You say it as if it would be something bad.”.",\r
282,"Ad hominem","Eunice: “You’re wrong because you’re dumb.” / Mimi responds angrily: “Ad hominem attack! Also, you’re being an asshole.” / Eunice: “You’re wrong and dumb”. Mimi responds happily: “Now you’re just being an asshole.”",\r
283,___UNUSED___,"",\r
284,"Mafias","Caption: The Mafia. Mimi has a brown suitcase. Mimi: “Don’t dig to deep into our organization.” / Caption: The Software Mafia. Eunice has a black suitcase. Eunice: “Don’t dig to deep into our source code.”",\r
285,"High-tech Tools","There’s a laptop behind Mimi. Eunice tells Mimi: “You’re free to read my e-book. But don’t use high-tech tools to analyze it.” / “That would be copyright infringement.” / Mimi turns around and presses [Ctrl]+[F] on the keyboard. Eunice accuses Mimi: “Thief!”",\r
286,"Judge Mathematics","Eunice has a suitcase. Eunice: “2+2=5”. Mimi: “Nonsense!” / Eunice raises the finger. “But the highest court has found it to be true.” / Mimi. “I stand corrected.”",\r
287,"Pronoun Overdosis","Mimi: “Pronouns are like drugs.” / Eunice: “I don’t believe you.”. Mimi panics while looking at Eunice’s speech bubble. / Mimi faints. Thud!",\r
288,"The Lizard Conspiracy, part 1","Mimi: “They call us ‘conspiracy theorists’ to hide the truth!”. Eunice: “Huh?” / Mimi: “We’re brainwashed by lizard beings so they can rule the world!” / Eunice: “That’s literally a conspiracy theory.” / Mimi: “No, it’s not!”",\r
289,"The Lizard Conspiracy, part 2","Mimi: “Beware of the secret lizard beings! Trust no one!“ / Eunice: “I don’t believe in lizard beings.” / Mimi angrily points at Eunice: “Trust no one except me!”. Eunice rolls with the eyes.",\r
290,"The Lizard Conspiracy, part 3","Mimi: “Evil lizard beings live among us.“. Eunice: “What if you’re one of them?” / Mimi suddenly grows, her ears turn into horns, she has evil-looking eyes and a long, lizardlike tongue and tail emerge. Mimi shouts in a deep terrifying voice: “Dirty liar! I shall devour you!” / Mimi is back to normal again. Eunice: “OK, you win. Evil lizard beings are real.”. Mimi: “No, they’re not!”",\r
291,"The Lizard Conspiracy, part 4","Mimi holds a knife. And Eunice has a lizard tail. Eunice: “You got me! I’m a secret lizard being. Now what?”. Mimi is grinning: “Time to die!” / Eunice objects: “Wait! Didn’t you say only lizard beings are bloodthirsty monsters?” / Suddenly, Mimi has a lizard, tail, too. Mimi: “I’ve been in denial for so long …”",\r
292,"The Lizard Conspiracy, part 5","Mimi points at Keno. Mimi: “What?! You, too? Is everyone a secret evil lizard being?”. Keno: “Yes.” / Mimi: “It can’t be! Because that would mean …” / Keno: “… for all the evil in the world we all are responsible.”. Mimi panics and shouts: “Nooo!”",\r
293,"The Lizard Conspiracy, part 6","Eunice: “There’s a lizard inside each of us. But evil comes from ourselves, not the lizard.“ / Mimi: “Bullshit!” / Mimi: “If you’re right, I’d no longer have a convenient scapegoat.”",\r
294,"Lizard Reign","Poppy rolls up her sleeves. Poppy: “So when will we topple the lizard reign?” / Eunice: “There is no lizard reign, only a human reign.” / Poppy (annoyed): “That doesn’t make it better!”",\r
295,"Special Snowflake","Mimi: “You can’t trigger me. I’m not a special snowflake.” / Eunice: “I’m lesbian.” / Mimi cries: “Why would you do this to me?”. Eunice is grinning.",\r
296,"Consistency is Overrated","Mimi: “It’s impossible to know what you are. Gay, lesbian, bi, queer … It changes daily!”. / Eunice: “What are you talking about? I was always straight, never said otherwise.” / Suddenly, a voice from the outside starts talking; Mimi and Eunice are confused and scared. It says: “Rebooting Universe in 3… 2… 1…”","This explains a lot."\r
297,"Recently at the World Cup","There is a stadium in the background. Mimi holds a money bill, walking towards Eunice. Eunice stops Mimi and says: “Stop! We can’t allow women to enter the stadium.” / Eunice: “We aren’t prepared to accommodate women.”. Mimi: “Excuse me?!” / Eunice shrugs: “Your presence might disturb sexists.”",\r
298,"Cliff Jumping","Mimi sees a sign which says: “Do not fall of cliff! 100 monies fine”. / Mimi starts walking and says: “I don’t take orders.” / Mimi falls off the cliff.",\r
299,"Crash-Landing","Mimi smashes from high above onto the ground. / Mimi looks hurt. / Mimi gets up and Eunice appears. Eunice looks distressed. “What happened?”, Eunice says. Mimi replies: “I wanted to see if fall damage was enabled.”",\r
300,"Worldviews","Mimi: “Do you believe in the geocentric or in the heliocentric model?” / Eunice: “I believe in the egocentric model.” / “The whole world revolves around me!”, Eunice says euphorically, as the world revolves around her.",\r
301,"Hollywood Mode","Mimi stands in front of a laptop. Mimi: “I’m turning Hollywood Mode.” / Mimi types at the laptop. The laptop starts making noises. Ding! Beep! Bop! Boop! Bleep! Eunice makes big eyes. / Boop! Beep! Boing! Click! Eunice shouts: “Make it stop!”",\r
302,"Bad Boys","Keno and Eunice are behind bars. Eunice: “What are you in prison for?” / Keno: “I raped my ex and then dissected her into 13 pieces. What about you?” / Eunice: “I couldn’t afford to pay for my railroad ticket.”. Keno is visibly shocked.",\r
303,"Men in Prison","Keno: “Men are more often imprisoned than women for the same crime. This isn’t fair!” / Mimi: “So you want fewer men in prison, right?” / Mimi: “Right?”. Keno makes an angry face while picking up handcuffs.",\r
304,"Idea Theft","A light bulb appears above Mimi’s head. / Eunice takes it. / Mimi accuses Eunice: “You stole my idea!”",\r
305,"English is a Safety Hazard","Mimi looks at a bottle with a label that says: “WARNING: Inflammable substance!” / Mimi says: “Well, if it’s inflammable, that means it’s safe!” / Later … Mimi burns. Mimi says: “I hate English.”",\r
306,"The World burns","Eunice: “You just want to see the world burn.” / Mimi: “Yes.” / Mimi holds a burning match and the background is in flames. Mimi: “The fire keeps me warm.”",\r
307,"Mobbing Principle","Mimi, Keno and another earling stand in front of Eunice. Mimi holds a baseball bat. Eunice: “You can’t justify bullying!” / Mimi: “Bullying is based on a democratic principle.”. Keno smiles.",\r
308,"Environmental Criminals","Eunice: “Environmental activists are dangerous criminals!” / Mimi: “But the industry is destroying the environment.” / Eunice: “As long it’s legal, it’s OK.”",\r
309,"Apocalypse","Mimi cries: “The world has died, Eunice! It’s over!” / Mimi stops crying. Eunice: “You have to see the positive side of it.” / Eunice: “We were always law-abiding citizens.”. Mimi cries again.",\r
310,"Slut","Eunice points at Mimi: “You just fuck everyone. You’re a slut!” / Mimi: “Indeed I am. And it feels great!” / Eunice: “You can’t use that word with pride!”. Mimi: “I just did!“",\r
311,"Inalienable Right","Eunice holds a box with a paragraph symbol on it. Mimi: “Do you enjoy the inalienable right I gave you?”. Eunice: “Yes.” / Mimi snatches the box from Eunice. Mimi: “I’m taking it away.” / Eunice: “You said it was inalienable!”. Mimi: “I lied.”",\r
312,"Market Fluctuations","Mimi and Eunice each wear a cappy with the letter “C” on it. They look at a chart labelled “Company Value” with a green line going up. Mimi is happy: “This is my successful business leadership!” / It’s the same scene, except the chat has a red line going down. Mimi is angry: “This is market failure!”",\r
313,"You can’t win","Eunice: “You’re for free software? I bet even you use proprietary software.“ / The Universe splits into two realities. / In the first reality, this happens: Mimi replies: “Yes. Not proud of it.” / Eunice: “You’re a hypocrite! Cringe!” / Meanwhile, this is what happens in the second reality: Mimi replies: “No, I really don’t.” / Eunice: “You’re an ideologue! Cringe!”",\r
314,"The Price of Pride","Mimi holds a flag in her hand. It has 3 horizontal stripes in the colors magenta, violet and blue, where the violet stripe takes 1/5th of the height and the other stripes take 2/5ths of the height each. Mimi: “Isn’t Pride great? Everyone’s so happy and chill.” / Eunice points at the flag: “I own the copyright for this flag.” / Mimi starts to angrily chase Eunice away with a baseball bat. Eunice panics: “Pride comes with a price!”","Yes, some people actually tried to claim copyright on the Bi Pride flag. They failed miserably. <a href='https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/binet-usa-bisexual-flag-copyright'>Article on BuzzFeed News</a>."\r
315,"Software is like Sex","Mimi says to Poppy: “Software is like sex.” / “It’s best when it’s free.” / Poppy: “If that was a pick-up line, my answer is ‘No’.",\r
316,"Men don’t cry","Mimi: “Let’s crush gender ideology!”. Eunice: “OK.” / Eunice: “Let’s start by dumping the idea that men mustn’t cry.” / Mimi rolls her eyes: “No, not that gender ideology!”",\r
317,"God+","Mimi: “We no longer say ‘God’ but ‘God+’ instead. The ‘+’ is a symbol for gender diversity.” / Eunice: “I neither believe in God nor God+.” / Mimi loudly shouts at Eunice: “Heresy!”",\r
318,"God++","Mimi: “Why don’t you believe in God+?” / Eunice: “I only pray to God++.”. Mimi: “Who?” / Eunice: “The God of programmers, so that our software may always compile on the first try.”",\r
319,"The holy Syntax Error","Eunice bows down before a laptop. The laptop shows “Compiling …” with a progress bar at 20%. Eunice: “Dead God++, please make my program run.” / The laptop shows a warning symbol and says: “Syntax error in line 25.” / Eunice says to Mimi: “There is no God++.”",\r
320,"Keeping a low Profile","Eunice reads the text on a laptop. It says: “We offer a service that identifies who’s visiting your website.” / “In fact, this is how we knew your e-mail address.” / Eunice suddenly holds a burning matchstick and stands in front of a burning laptop.”",\r
321,"The magical Algorithm, part 1","Mimi: “I’ll open-source The Algorithm!” / Eunice: “Which algorithm?”. Mimi: “THE Algorithm!”. Eunice: “But …” / Mimi shouts: “THE Algorithm!”. Eunice rolls with her eyes.",\r
322,"The magical Algorithm, part 2","Mimi: “Time to reveal … The Algorithm!” / Eunice appears and holds a piece of paper with a diagram in her hands. Eunice: “It just repeats the word ‘Mimi’ over and over. You expect praise for this?” / Suddenly, a voice from far away can be heard: “Wow, Mimi is a hero! A literal I.T. guru!”",\r
323,"The magical Algorithm, part 3","Keno talks to Poppy: “Have you heard? Mimi has open-sourced The Algorithm!” / Poppy smiles: “So inspiring! So generous!” / Eunice appears and shouts: “You don’t even know what an algorithm is.”",\r
324,"Total Tolerance","Mimi: “In order to be truly tolerant, …” / “… we must tolerate genocide.” / Eunice is annoyed: “I can’t tolerate bullshit.”. Mimi: “But I can!”",\r
325,"Safe Space","Poppy talks to Keno: “Mimi and Eunice are pathetic. Hiding in their stupid safe space!” / Poppy: “I bet they discuss how much they hate me.“ / Keno grabs Poppy’s hand. Keno: “Don’t worry! In my space, you are safe from these meanies.”",\r
326,"Happily non-loved","Mimi says to Eunice: “I don’t love you.” / Eunice says to Mimi: “I don’t love you either.” / Mimi holds Eunice’s hands. Mimi: “Let’s not love each other together.”. They both smile.",\r
327,"Meta-Atheism","Mimi: “I’m a meta-atheist.” / “I refuse to believe anyone believes in the existence of God because that’s obviously absurd.” / Eunice: “You’re clearly delusional.”",\r
328,"Sad Friend","Mimi: “Do you want to be my friend?” / Eunice: “Yes!” / Mimi starts to cry. Mimi: “You friend-zoned me!”",""\r
329,"Gender-neutral Pronouns","Eunice: “There’s a language in which the pronouns don’t imply sex or gender.” / Mimi: “Do you mean the awfully ideological ‚gender-inclusive‘ language?” / Eunice: “No, I mean Turkish.”",\r
330,"Real Men and Women","Mimi: “Real men are strong.“. Eunice: “Real women are housewives.“ / An unknown voice says: “Your gender ideology is cringe!“ / Mimi and Eunice shout angrily: “It’s not an ideology, it’s a God-given fact!“",\r
331,"Voting with the Wallet","Mimi: “Corporation, Inc. is evil!“ / Eunice: “Yeah! Let’s vote with our wallet!“ / Mimi: “We’re broke, so we don’t have any votes.“",\r
332,"The free Slave","Mimi: “I’m only truly free …” / “… when I’m free to sell myself into slavery.“. Mimi accepts a money bill from Eunice. / Now a name tag is attached to Mimi, saying “Property of Eunice”. Mimi: “Wait, I changed my mind!”. Eunice: “Too late!”",\r
333,"Monopolies","Eunice: “Monopolies suck!” / A large mountain of coins is visible behind Mimi, who holds a money bill in her hand. Mimi smiles: “Except for the monopolist.”",\r
334,"Three Word Address","Mimi holds a smartphone. Mimi: “With my app you can address every 3×3 meter square of the world with 3 words. For free!” / Eunice holds the smartphone in her hand, reading the following text: “Your 3 word address: totally.not.scam” / Later … Eunice looks at the smartphone again, asking Mimi: “How do I find the way back to my 3 word address?”. Mimi stretches out her hand: “For just 3 monies, I’ll tell you.”",\r
335,"Red Alert","Mimi and Eunice stand around. A loud voice screams: “Red Alert! Run!” / Mimi and Eunice run away in panic, screaming “Aaaauugh!” / 5 minutes later … Mimi. “A false alert?!” / Eunice: “Software problem. That’s just the way it is.”",\r
336,"Thoughtcrime","Mimi reads the book ‘1984’. Mimi thinks: “Thoughtcrime … That’s a scary concept.” / “Thankfully, that’s impossible in our free society.” / Later … Mimi lies submissively on the ground and says: “Forgive me, O Lord, I’ve had impure thoughts!”",\r
337,"Sex before Marriage","A giant hand from the sky points at Mimi. A voice shouts: “No marriage before sex!” / Mimi smugly responds, like a know-it-all: “Don’t you mean ‘No sex before marriage!’?” / The voice responds: “No. I’m a progressive god. I don’t force you to abstain from sex, I force you to have sex.”",\r
338,"Queer Shame","A giant hand from above points at Mimi who’s looking very depressed. A voice from above says: “You’re queer! Shame on you!” / Mimi stands confidently and says: “You know what? You’re right. I am queer. And I’m tired of pretending I’m not.” / Mimi angrily points upwards. Mimi shouts: “Shame on you!”. The voice: “Wait! You’re supposed to hate yourself, not me!”",\r
339,"The Secret of the Universe","Eunice runs alone, saying enthusiastically: “Mimi, Mimi! I did it!” / Eunice meets Mimi. Eunice: “I’ve unraveled the Universe!”. Mimi: “Wow. Tell me everything!” / An unknown voice announces: “Rebooting the Universe in 3… 2… 1…”. Eunice looks confused. Mimi says, being annoyed: “Not again!”",\r
340,"Ouchiecracy","Mimi punches Eunice in her face. Pow! / Eunice is hurt and asks: “Why did you punch me?” / Mimi: “I’m just doing what the silent majority wants.”",\r
341,"People’s Puncher","Mimi punches Eunice on her nose. Pow! / Eunice is hurt. “Stop punching me!” / Mimi (arrogantly): “The people are on my side, so don’t be so anti-democratic!",\r
342,"Conspiracy Belief","Mimi: “Ha! The conspiracy was proven right. So my belief was not irrational.“ / Eunice: “Yes it was!”. Mimi is confused. / Eunice: “Facts have proven the conspiracy, not faith!”",\r
343,"“Critical” Media Consumers","Mimi, Poppy and Eunice have hypnotized eyes. The tongue is hanging out Poppy’s mouth. All 3 of them watch on their own devices on a screen which shows a purple hypnotic spiral. Mimi and Eunice watch it on TV while Poppy stands at a laptop. They say simultaneously: “Everyone’s falling for propaganda except me!”",\r
344,"Tears of Delusion","Mimi cries. Eunice: “Are you okay?” / Mimi: “Yes.” / Mimi cries harder, while saying: “I’ve never felt better!”",\r
345,"Flawless Debate Strategy","Mimi says: “You can’t win discussions by being louder.” / Eunice shouts: “Yes you can!” / Mimi shouts louder: “No, you can’t!”",\r
346,"Input Prompt","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. / The laptop screen shows: “Please click ‘OK’ to continue.”. Below that are two buttons: “OK” and “Cancel”. The mouse cursor clicks on the cancel button. / Suddenly, the laptop grows feet, turns around, show an angry red emoticon on the screen and says: “Stupid cancel culture” and walks away.",\r
347,"You can see EVERYTHING","Eunice: “Umm, Mimi? I notice something.” / Mimi: “What is it?” / Eunice responds in shame: “We’re naked!”. Mimi panics and sweats.",\r
348,"Paywall","Mimi and Eunice say simultaneously: “I want to spread my shitty opinion to the masses …” / Mimi: “… for free!”. Eunice: “Behind a paywall!” / Later … Eunice sits behind a brick wall in a brick box. Some of the bricks say “Paywall 3000” and “super secure”. Mimi stands outside of the brick box. Eunice: “You’ve reached millions but nobody even noticed me. How?”. Mimi: “Did you say something?”",\r
349,"Easy Victory","Mimi makes a victory pose. Mimi: “I’ve won! I’m just that good!” / Eunice: “You were the only player.” / Mimi: “Nobody dared to challenge me.”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
350,"Macrotransactions","Mimi shows Eunice a smartphone. Mimi: “Check out the new microtransactions in my game!” / Eunice holds the smartphone in hand. The screen shows a box with a stylized gem on the top and the words “Worthless gem” and “Only 599 monies” below. Below that is a big button saying “Buy now” and below that one a small button saying “Later”. In the top right corner of the screen “New!” can be read. / Eunice says to Mimi: “I could buy dozens of games for that money.”. Mimi (arrogantly): “You don’t see the true value.",\r
351,"Revolution for Sale","Eunice stands in front of a laptop, watching a video from Mimi. Mimi: “Corporations rule the world.“ / “So we must rise up against them!” / “But first a word from our sponsor!”. A logo with the letter “C” appears on the screen. Eunice is visibly annoyed.",\r
352,"Genius","Mimi: “My IQ is 500. I’m a genius!” / Eunice: “You just pulled that number out of your ass.” / Mimi: “How did you know? Are you a genius, too?”",\r
353,"Cult Leader","Eunice stands on a soap box and holds a speech to an audience with Poppy and Mimi. Eunice says: “They keep calling me a cult leader.” / “But they just smear me because I’m right!” / Mimi and Poppy euphorically chant with hypnotized-looking eyes: “Yes, master! We believe everything you say.”. Eunice smiles.",\r
354,"God’s Name","Keno: “I’ll name my next child ‘God’.” / Eunice: “Isn’t that a bit self-important?” / Keno: “Nah, I just want to trigger both believers and non-believers.”",\r
355,"Too much to Ask For","Mimi: “I’m bisexual!”. Eunice: “I accept you, no matter what.” / Mimi: “I’m also left-handed.” / Eunice responds angrily: “No you’re gone too far!”",\r
356,"Cheater","Mimi is angry: “I hate Keno! He’s a cheater!” / Eunice: “I’m sorry. Love can be cruel sometimes.” / Mimi shouts: “I’m talking about video games!”",\r
357,"Fascist Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s start a fascist revolution!” / Eunice: “Gladly, if I get to be the leader.” / Mimi: “Umm, maybe fascism isn’t such a great idea.” / Eunice angrily points at Mimi: “You challenge me, the leader?”",\r
358,"Compromise with Death","Eunice says angrily to Mimi: “You should be dead!”. Mimi. “No.” / Mimi: “How about a compromise?”. Eunice: “OK.” / Mimi appears to partially fade into the background and has split into two identities: One identity is standing upright and smiles, the other identity lies dead on the ground. Eunice: “I’ve put you in a quantum superposition so you’re both alive and dead.”",\r
359,"Pandemic Patents","Mimi: “We should lift patents on medicine during a deadly pandemic.” / Eunice: “But think about the children!”. Mimi: “The children?” / Eunice cries: “The children of billionaires!”",\r
360,"Corporate Fairytales","Mimi is alone and wears a gray cappy with the letter “C” on it. Mimi says: “Corporation, Inc. is committed to …”, Mimi continues: “… better the world.”, Mimi thinks: “…make us rich!”. Mimi says: “We have a deep compassion for …”, Mimi continues: “… our customers.”, Mimi thinks: “… money!” / Mimi says: “It is our mission to …”, Mimi continues: “… build great products!”, Mimi thinks: “… crush all competition.”",\r
361,"Forbidden Criticism","Mimi: “If you want to know who rules over you, find out who you’re not allowed to criticize.” / Eunice thinks. / Eunice panics: “We’re being oppressed by cancer patients!”",\r
362,"SaaS","Mimi and Eunice look at a laptop. The screen says: “CorpApp® loading …”. Mimi smiles and says: “Software as a Service!” / The screen turns red and says: “ERROR: Server down.”. Mimi frowns and Eunice says: “More like ‘Shit as a Service’.”",\r
363,"The Really Free Market","Mimi: “I’m for the free market.” / Mimi: “So I’m going to buy some slaves.”. Eunice is angry: “That’s not freedom!” / Mimi: “I said ‘free market’, not ‘free people’.”",\r
364,"One Year without Sex","Mimi shows Eunice a medal. Mimi: “Congrats! You’re won the ‘One Year without Sex’ award!” / The medal hangs from Eunice’s nose. Mimi: “How did you endure this?” / Eunice: “Endure? I’m asexual.”. Mimi: “Wait, that’s not fair!”",\r
365,"Gluttonous","Mimi: “The revolution eats its own.” / Eunice: “In which revolution are we again?” / Mimi drools and says: “The cannibalistic revolution.”. Eunice runs away.",\r
366,"Time Loop","Eunice panics: “We’re trapped in a time loop!”. Mimi: “Bullshit!” / Eunice panics: “We’re trapped in a time loop!”. Mimi: “Bullshit!” / Eunice panics: “We’re trapped in a time loop!”. Mimi: “Bullshit!”","",\r
367,"Sex Norms","Mimi and Poppy can be seen. Poppy laughs at Mimi: “You’re pathetic because you have sex too rarely.” / Mimi and Keno can be seen. Keno accuses Mimi: “You’re degenerate because you have sex too often.” / Mimi, Keno and Poppy can be seen. Mimi: “I’m happy because I have as much sex as I want.”. Keno and Poppy: “That’s the problem!”",\r
368,___UNUSED___,,\r
369,"The Dark Side","Mimi: “Research’s behind a paywall. It doesn’t make sense!” / Eunice: “It makes perfect sense. We’re talking about a profit margin of 40%.” / Eunice: “Join the dark side. That’s where the money is!”",\r
370,"Anarchist Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s start an anarchist revolution!” / Mimi and Eunice don’t say anything. / Mimi points to Eunice. Mimi: “Well, you have to make the first step!”. Eunice rolls the eyes.",\r
371,"Capitalist Revolution","Eunice: “Let’s start a capitalist revolution!“ / Mimi: “Count me in!” / Eunice reaches out her hand: “The attendance fee is 20 monies.”. Mimi looks baffled.",\r
372,"Circumnavigation","Eunice sits alone in a boat, floating on water. Eunice: “I will only move straight ahead.” / Eunice: “If I end up where I started, my world must be a sphere.” / Now the whole world is visible: A blue torus floating in space. Eunice moves towards the hole.",\r
373,"Think before you Speak","Mimi: “Everything you say can and will be used against you.” / Eunice: “Are you from the police?” / Mimi: “No, I’m from the Internet.”",\r
374,___UNUSED___,,\r
375,"Gaming is Fun","Mimi plays at the laptop. Mimi: “Gaming is fun!” / Eunice: “Gaming is all about winning!” / Eunice points at Mimi: “Now practice and win me some prizes!”",\r
376,"Totally Scientific Rumors","Eunice shows a medal to Mimi. Eunice: “For your contributions to science, I hereby award …”. A voice from the right screams: “Stop!” / Poppy says: “My mum read on the Internet her twice-removed cousin-in-law heard his aunt could swear Mimi might have said something mean.” / Eunice angrily points at Mimi and says: “The evidence is crystal clear. Get out of here, creep!”. Mimi walks away sad.",\r
377,"Pointless Life","Mimi asks in panic: “What’s the point of life without love? Without sex?” / Mimi melodramatically shouts: “There’s nothing!” / Eunice smiles: “Well, there are video games.”",\r
378,"Corporate Gift","Eunice wears a gray cappy with the letter “C” and shows Mimi a blue gift box. Eunice: “A gift from Corporation, Inc.!” / The gift box has been opened and Mimi holds a piece of paper in her hand. Mimi’s annoyed and says: “It’s full of expired coupons!” / Eunice with an annoyed face: “So when a capitalist does something good for once, you still complain?”",\r
379,"Sometimes a Gift really is a Gift","Mimi shows Eunice a light red gift box. Mimi: “A gift for you!”. Eunice looks at the gift box skeptically, saying: “Nothing in life is free.” / Mimi: “But this one is. I made it cuz I like you.” / Eunice points at Mimi and angrily shouts: “Just tell me the true cost, you capitalist pig!”",\r
380,"Feminism (Conditions Apply)","Mimi: “I’m a ‘feminist’. I’m for the liberation of women.” / “Except transwomen, they’re part of patriarchy.”. Mimi grins as she kicks Eunice away. / Later … Mimi cries: “Why do they call me a transphobe?”",\r
381,"Two Denials are Better than One","Mimi angrily points at Eunice, saying: “You’re denying the climate catastrophe!” / Eunice angrily points at Mimi, saying: “But you deny evolution!” / Mimi: “So we are even.”",\r
382,"Air Polluters","Mimi is smoking a cigarette. Eunice: “Ew, you’re smoking.” / Eunice: “You’re polluting the environment!” / A large industrial landscape can be seen, with factories and chimneys blowing smoke into the sky which is completely covered by smoke clouds.",\r
383,"Independent Thinker","Mimi raises her fist in the air, explaining with anger: “My brain belongs to me! My opinion, too!” / Eunice: “What’s your take on science?” / Mimi: “I don’t need it, I can think for myself!”",\r
384,"Love your Neighbor","Mimi: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” / Eunice punches Mimi on her nose. / Mimi looks hurt. Eunice makes a sad face, saying: “I hate myself.”",\r
385,"Easy Language","Eunice wears a gray cappy with the letter “C” on it and a brown suitcase stands behind her. She proudly presents a piece of paper to Mimi. Eunice: “We’ve rewritten our software license to easy language.” / The text on the piece of paper reads: “End User License Agreement. §1: We own your soul. §2: You own nothing. §3: Don’t ask questions.”",\r
386,"Manipulative Psychos","Mimi: “We’re being ruled by manipulative psychos!” / Eunice: “What should we do?”. Mimi: “Submit to me!” / Eunice suddenly has hypnotized eyes, is grinning and says: “Yes, master!”",\r
387,"Hotel Virtualia","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. On the screen the word “Support” can be seen, as well a few smaller lines of text. Eunice types: “I want to delete my account.” / The laptop screen shows the reply: “We’ll immediately start the deletion process.”. Eunice types in: “Will it be completed?” / The laptop screen shows the reply: “user_support_495 has left the chat.”. Eunice makes big eyes.","You can logout anytime you like, but you can never leave."\r
388,"Censorship 2","Eunice: “Censorship is all about protection.” / Mimi: “How is it ‘protection’ when it just keeps us ignorant?” / Eunice points a pistol at Mimi, who is scared. Eunice: “I’m using the mafioso definition of the word.”",\r
389,"Mild Medicine","Mimi: “My medicine is mild.” / Eunice: “What does that mean?” / Mimi stretches out her hand and says: “You will be mildly ripped off.”. Mimi and Eunice look at a winged banknote flying in the air.",\r
390,"Downplayed","Mimi angrily points at Eunice, shouting: “You’re downplaying xenophobia!”. Eunice angrily points back, saying: “You’re downplaying poverty!” / Poppy appears out of nowhere. Mimi and Eunice face Poppy. Poppy: “Hi! I’m a foreigner and poor.” / Mimi and Eunice angrily shout at Poppy: “Who asked you?!”",\r
391,"Copyfight","Caption: “Notice …”. Mimi makes a very angry face and holds a baseball bat. Eunice is scared, looking at the bat. / Caption: “… and take down”. Mimi smashes Eunice with the baseball bat. Wham!","Am I the only one who thinks the legal term “notice and take down” sounds like a weird euphemism straight out of the Mafia playbook?"\r
392,"Copyfight 2","Caption: “Notice …”. Eunice makes an angry face and points a pistol at Mimi. Mimi is scared and holds her hands up in the air. / Caption: “… and …”. Eunice stomps on Mimi. / Eunice now stands on a flattened Mimi. Eunice points the pistol on Mimi and shouts: “Stay down!”","I can’t help but think of something like this whenever I read the legal term “notice and stay down”. It sounds like something out of the Mafia playbook, even more so than “notice and take down”.",\r
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394,"Genius Hacker","Eunice says to Mimi: “Help! I need a password, but I don’t know it.“ / A laptop appears. Mimi types in: “123456”. Eunice watches. / A green open lock symbol appears on the screen. Mimi smiles and Eunice celebrates: “You’re a genius hacker!”",\r
395,"Hooked","Mimi happily shows a smartphone to Eunice. Mimi: “Try my new always-online app! It’s ‘free’.” / 1 month later … Eunice is angry and waves with her hands. Eunice: “You’re asking me for license fees now?” / Mimi holds out her hand. Mimi: “Yes! And now that you’re hopelessly dependent, you have no choice but to pay.”. Eunice frowns.",\r
396,"Libtards","Mimi waves with her arms and shouts: “Fashists took over!” / Eunice: “On the bright side, we finally got rid of the libtards.”. Mimi: “Good point.” / Mimi and Eunice suddenly jump up horrified. Keno has appeared and points with a pistol to both of them. Keno: “Guess who we’ll get rid of next.”",\r
397,"Double Standard","Mimi angrily points at Eunice. Mimi: “Your argument is a double standard!” / Eunice: “Great!” / Eunice: “That means my standard is twice as good.”. Mimi rolls his eyes.",\r
398,"Sex is Real","Mimi says: “Sex is real.”. Eunice thinks: “What is she talking about?” / Mimi says: “So let’s have it!”. Eunice says: “Umm …” / Mimi shouts “Now!”, has heart symbols for eyes and starts to run after Eunice, who runs away in panic.",\r
399,"As Tough as Leather","Mimi proudly shows his fist. Mimi: “I’m as tough as leather, …” / Mimi proudly shows his muscles. Mimi: “… as hard as Krupp’s steel …” / Mimi suddenly runs away in panic, saying: “… and as swift as a greyhound.”. Mimi is angrily chased by Eunice, who holds a sign saying “No nazis!”","More like: as hard as a gummy bear."\r
400,"Copyright-Critical","Mimi holds a book in her hand. Mimi: “Did you read my copyright-critical book?”. Eunice: “Yes.” / Eunice: “It’s very good, so I’m going to share the text.”. Mimi looks surprised. / Mimi: “Don’t do that! It’s copyrighted!”. Eunice is visibly confused.",\r
401,"The Air is Yellow","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Mimi panicky says to Eunice: “The air is yellow!”. Eunice: “That’s just smoke from the weekly wildfires.“ / Mimi jumps up, even more panicked, shouting: “Weekly … what?!” / Eunice: “You’ll get used to it once the Water Wars reach us.”",\r
402,"World Savers","Mimi says to Eunice: “We have to save the planet!” / The planet comes into view. The planet says: “Well, I’m fine.” / “I’d be worried about you.”",\r
403,"Involuntary Minimalism","Eunice happily explains: “I have a minimalist lifestyle now.” / Mimi: “In other words: You’re dirt poor.”. Eunice: “I woudn’t put it like that.” / Eunice continues with a sad face: “But yes.”",\r
404,"RPG of Life","Eunice to Mimi: “Life’s like an RPG.” / Suddenly, Mimi jumps up in excitement and a murderous smile, holding a threatening knife in front of Eunice, who jumps up in fear and terror. / Eunice lies dead on the ground with the knife in his body. Mimi stands in front of him. Above Mimi, a green text appears: “+25 EXP”",\r
405,"Terminally Online","Mimi looks at the laptop screen. One the screen, Eunice can be seen. Eunice says: “Don’t listen to these terminally online idiots!” / Eunice continues: “Anyway, moving on with my 12-hour lifestream …”. Mimi is visibly annoyed.",\r
406,"Unfortunate Boyfriend","Eunice: “Unfortunately, I have a boyfriend.” / Mimi: “If it’s unfortunate, you should break up.” / Eunice shouts: “Shut up! I love him!”. Mimi rolls her eyes.",\r
407,"Ignorance is Bliss","Mimi stands in front of laptop and says to Eunice: “Done! Time to post my 9000-word essay and ignore all comments.” / Eunice: “Don’t you want to know what people think?” / Mimi makes a sad face. Mimi: “I’m afraid someone might disagree.”",\r
408,"The Air is Yellow 2","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Mimi: “Something’s different.” / Eunice: “The air is yellow.”. Mimi: “Oh, right!” / “I totally forgot!” / Eunice: “I told you you’ll et used to it.”",\r
409,"Ultimate Gamification","Mimi: “Let’s gamify life!” / Later … Eunice says: “Nothing changed.” / Mimi: “We’re playing Real Life Simulator 2022.”. Eunice is confused.",\r
410,"Endless Game","Eunice: “Capitalism’s a game.” / Eunice: “And you keep losing.”. Mimi: “I didn’t want to play.” / Eunice: “You can’t opt out, that’s what makes it fun.”",\r
411,"There is no Warning","A giant yellow-red nuclear mushroom cloud appears in the background. Mimi and Eunice stand in the front, glowing completely white. / The mushroom cloud has disappeared. Mimi and Eunice have turned into ash piles, with eyes, mouths and ears lying on the ground smoking. Mimi’s mouth says: “Why weren’t we alerted?”. Eunice’s mouth responds: “Software problem. That’s just the way it is.”","Greetings to Fefe!"\r
412,"Royal Free Speech","Mimi sits on a throne, wears a crown and points on Eunice, who lies on the ground with an obedient posture. Mimi: “I hereby grant you free speech.” / Eunice throws herself to the floor. Eunice: “Thank you!” / Eunice stands up and euphorically shouts: “How could I possibly speak without you?”",\r
413,"Royal Unfree Speech","Mimi sits on a throne, wears a crown and points at Eunice. Mimi: “Your free speech is hereby revoked!” / Eunice angrily raises her fist, opens her mouth and tries to talk, but she doesn’t make any sound. Mimi smiles.”",\r
414,"Trading Freedom","Mimi: “Give me power, and I’ll give you freedom!”. Eunice: “OK.” / Mimi now wears a crown. Eunice: “Can I have freedom now?” / Mimi: “Nope. I’d have to give up my power.”. Eunice makes a sad face.",\r
415,"The Air is Yellow 3","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Mimi: “This toxic yellow haze isn’t that bad once you get used to it.” / Eunice: “That’s the right attitude!” / Later … Mimi and Eunice lie dead on the ground.",\r
416,"Pay2Win, part 1","A smartphone floats in the air and flashes up. Eunice says alone: “Play Pay2Win! The more money you pay me, the higher your chance of winning.” / Mimi appears and holds the smartphone in her hand. Mimi: “Your game sucks! It’s always the same rich assholes who win.” / Eunice: “My game is profitable, so it must be good!”. Mimi is visibly annoyed.",\r
417,"Pay2Win, part 2","Keno happily says to Mimi: “I love the new game, Pay2Win!” / Mimi replies with a sarcastic face: “Must feel great the only reason for victory is being rich.” / Keno grins all over his face and points at Mimi. Keno: “You’re envious!”. Mimi rolls her eyes.",\r
418,"Pay2Win, part 3","Keno has deluded eyes, smiles and says to himself: “If I outspend everyone, I’ll be the best Pay2Win player.” / 2 days later … Keno looks at his smartphone and says: “I’m too strong. Nobody wants to play against me anymore. / Eunice has appeared. Keno says with a sad face: “I’m number 1, but at what cost?”. Eunice is grinning and replies: “100,000 money.”",\r
419,"Perspective","Mimi cries. Mimi: “I was cancelled!” / Eunice: “I wish I were in your shoes.”. Mimi: “Why?” / Eunice cries. Eunice: “I’m too obscure to be cancelled!”",\r
420,"Non sequitur","Mimi points at Eunice: “That was a non sequitur argument.” / Eunice: “Therefore, God exists.”",\r
421,"Intolerance","Eunice tells Mimi: “I’m lactose-intolerant.” / Suddenly, a milk bottle appears behind Eunice. It shouts: “Asshole!”",\r
422,"Free to Play isn’t Free","Mimi shows a smartphone to Eunice. Mimi: “I’m creating a free to play game.” / Later … Mimi: “I mate 1,000,000 monies. I’m rich!”. Eunice: “I thought your game’s free.” / Mimi: “Terms and conditions apply.”",\r
423,"Free to Play still isn’t Free","Mimi is inside a computer screen and looks at various frames, arranged like in a GUI. Inside these frames, a total of 5 octagonal gems in different colors with different price tags can be seen: green: 1 money, cyan: 9 monies, blue: 19 monies, purple: 59 monies and red: 119 monies. Eunice says: “So much unreal stuff for real money. In a free game.“ / Eunice is now in the real world can be seen holding a smartphone in the hand. Eunice looks at the screen and screams out in shock: “Wait a minute!” / Mimi appears. Eunice points at Mimi. Eunice: “‘Free to Play’ isn’t actually free!”. Mimi smiles: “Insiders call it ‘Free to Pay’.",\r
424,"The Most Dangerous Chemical in the World","An airplane flies above the heads of Mimi and Eunice, leaving a trail behind (A contrail? A chemtrail? Only THEY know!). Both look at that trail. Mimi points at it and shouts: “Oh no, a chemtrail!” / Eunice: “What chemicals is it made of?” / Mimi throws up her hands in the air. Mimi: “H2O.”. Eunice replies in shock: “Oh no!”.",\r
425,"Hate is for Everyone","Mimi: “Just because you’re bisexual doesn’t mean you’re a transphobe.”. Eunice: “True.” / Eunice: “But you can be both bisexual and transphobic.” / Mimi and Eunice throw their arms in the air and shout out in glee: “Diversity!”",\r
426,"Worldly Possessions","Mimi: “Let go of your worldly possessions.” / Mimi: “And you’ll find the path to true happiness.”. Eunice: “Wise words.” / Mimi thinks: “So there’s more stuff for me.”",\r
427,"Open Source Love","Eunice wears a gray cappy with the letter “C” on it. Eunice: “Corporation, inc. loves open source software.”. Mimi: “Great! So many projects did you publish?” / Eunice: “None. We love to exploit open source.”",\r
428,"W","Mimi proudly says: “I had a big W yesterday.” / Eunice: “Did you just say ‘W’ instead of ‘win’? That’s two syllables longer.” / Mimi is now alone. Mimi makes a sad face and says: “My whole life has been a lie.”",\r
429,"Male Invasion","Keno is alone. Keno makes an evil grin and says: “I’m going to invade a women’s space. Mwahaha!” / Keno walks towards a door but is surprised. On the door, the words “No men allowed” can be read. / Keno makes a sad face, saying: “My evil plan has been thwarted.”",\r
430,"Literal Nazis","Mimi: “National socialists are socialists. It’s literally in their name.” / Eunice: “Well said! By the way, I’ve brought you a little treat:” / A small red cylindrical object lies on the ground. Mimi looks at it in disgust and shock. Eunice says: “A urinal cake!”",\r
431,"Everyone’s a Liar, except Me","Mimi: “People accuse you of antisemitism. Are they right?” / Eunice: “Of course not!” / Eunice raises her fist in anger. Eunice: “That’s just a lie spread by the Jewish media.”",\r
432,"Harmful Updates","Eunice: “I’ve read software updates might be harmful, so I don’t update my software.” / Mimi: “Yes, this is very good advice. Trust me!” / Later … Mimi stands alone in front of a laptop with the text “Access granted” on screen. Mimi smiles. Mimi: “Hacking has never been easier.”",\r
433,"Always ask for Evidence","Eunice: “What’s your evidence for your outrageous claims?” / Mimi: “Just believe me.” / Eunice: “I’m convinced.”. Mimi: “Yay!”",\r
434,"Fucking Lie","Mimi: “Trust me, I really don’t like sex.” / Eunice: “Don’t worry, you’ll like it one day.” / 10 years later … Mimi is alone and says to herself: “So that was a fucking lie.”",\r
435,"At the Push of a Button","Mimi is alone. Mimi: “I want to feel sexually attracted.” / Later … Mimi screams: “Why am I not horny?” / Eunice appears. Eunice: “Sexuality isn’t an on/off switch.”",\r
436,"Sex-o-Meter®","Mimi: “Sexuality’s a spectrum. Look.” / Mimi and Eunice look up to a gray board. The title says: “Sex-o-Meter®“. A horizontal scale is shown. On this scale, several steps are labeled from left to right: “hetero”, “kinda hetero”, “bi”, “kinda gay”, “gay”. Eunice asks: “What about asexuals?” / Mimi: “That’s just a weird special case. Ignore that.”. Eunice: “Or maybe your model sucks.”",\r
437,"Sex-o-Meter® v2.0","Mimi: “I’ve updated my model of sexuality.” / Eunice looks up to a gray board. The title says: “Sex-o-Meter® v2.0“. A horizontal scale is shown. On this scale, several steps are labeled from left to right: “hetero”, “kinda hetero”, “bi”, “kinda gay”, “gay”. Eunice says: “It looks identical to version 1.” / Mimi: “It does, except I classify asexuals as ‘X’ now cuz it’s a weird special case.”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
438,"Dimensions of Sexuality","Mimi: “Sexuality is 2-dimensional. The two axes refer to the strength of your sexual attraction to the two genders. Look.“ / A diagram is shown. It is a square with 4 quadrants. The square has a color gradient from the bottom left to the top right from purple to yellow. There are two axes. The horizontal axis is labelled “attraction to other gender” with an arrow pointing right, the vertical axis is labelled “attraction to same gender” with an arrow pointing upwards. The 4 quadrants are labelled: “homosexual” (top left), “bisexual” (top right), “asexual” (bottom left) and “heterosexual” (bottom right). / Eunice raises her finger. Eunice: “You forgot enbies.”. Mimi is mad and shouts: “Stop ruining my theories!”",\r
439,"The Ultimate Model","Mimi: “I created the ultimate model of sexuality. It accounts for everything.” / The background turns into a colorful mess. Lines and curves chaotically go all over the place. A bunch of words can be seen all over the panel with seemingly no system: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, “ace”, “queer”, “het”, “enbian”, “What am I?”, “gray-a”, “WTF”, “WLNB”, “WLW”, “Help!”, “m-spec”, “demi”, “poly”, “pan”, “MLM”, “bi”, “abro”, “repulsed”, “gay”, “lesbian”, “fray”. Mimi says with excited eyes: “It’s a 743-dimensional clusterfuck.” / Eunice: “I don’t get it.”. Mimi smiles: “Me neither!”",\r
440,"Ironclad Defense","Mimi, who wears a gray cappy with the letter “C” on it, talks to Eunice, who is wearing a brown hat with the word “press” on it. Mimi: “I.T. security is our top priority.” / Poppy, wearing another gray cappy, walks from behind Mimi and says: “Boss, I just found a critical vuln …”. / Mimi turns around, has an angry look in her face and points to a piece of paper that says “Contract”. Poppy panics and says: “Umm … Everything’s fine!”",\r
441,"Like and Subscribe","Mimi stands in front of a camera and smiles. Mimi: “Please like and subscribe!” / A voice from far away says: “It’s opposite day!”. Mimi: “Oh.” / Mimi screams angrily into the camera: “Dislike and unsubscribe! Or else!”",\r
442,"The Risk of UFO Research","Eunice: “UFO sightings have increased. Is it aliens? Is it the government? Mysterious!” / Mimi: “Don’t you want to identify the UFOs?” / Eunice: “No! The risk they turn out to be swallows again is way too high.”",\r
443,"The only Sane Person in the World","Eunice: “You’re crazy.” / Mimi: “No, I’m not.” / Eunice: “Only a crazy person would disagree with me.”",\r
444,"Gender Treason","Mimi and Eunice say together: “As feminists, we’re united in our fight against …” / Mimi continues: “… patriarchy!”. Eunice continues with: “… men!” / Eunice screams and points at Mimi: “Traitor!”",\r
445,"Royal Freedom of Opinion","Mimi wears a crown. Mimi: “Sure I support freedom of opinion.” / Eunice: “I think monarchy sucks.” / Mimi shouts and points at Eunice: “Off with your head!”",\r
446,"Plot Twist","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. On TV, Keno can be seen, chasing someone else with a knife. Mimi and Eunice jump up in shock and shout: “A plot twist!” / Later … In TV, Keno appears dead now. Mimi and Eunice are shocked again and shout: “Another plot twist!” / 25 plot twists later. In TV, a gravestone is shown, and a hand emerges from the ground. Mimi rolls her eyes and says with a bored voice: “Wow … a plot twist.”. Eunice: “Yawn!”",\r
447,"Expecting the Unexpected","Mimi: “Plot twists are so overused.”. Eunice: “Yeah, you’re expecting them by now.” / Later … Mimi and Eunice watch TV. On the screen, the words “THE END” are shown. Eunice: “This movie had no plot twists at all.” / Mimi turns around and tells Eunice, grinning: “I never saw that coming.”",\r
448,"Abrupt Ending","Mimi tells Eunice: “Don’t you hate it when a story abruptly ends, leaving all questions unanswered?”. / THE END.",\r
449,"Privileges","Eunice points at Mimi. Eunice: “Check your privileges!” / Mimi: “I did.” / Mimi: “And I like them.”. Eunice makes an angry face.",\r
450,"Forgotten Identities, part 1","Eunice: “Sexual orientation is unary. Everyone’s straight.”. Mimi: “Gays exist.” / Eunice: “OK, it’s binary. Everyone’s straight or gay.”. Mimi: “Bisexuals exist.” / Eunice: “OK, it’s ternary. Everyone’s …”. Mimi interrupts: “Asexuals exist.”. TO BE CONTINUED.",\r
451,"Forgotten Identities, part 2","Eunice: “Everyone’s either straight, gay, bisexual or asexual.”. Mimi smiles. Mimi: “Now you got it!” / Several voices from unknown people speak: “I’m pansexual.”, “I’m abro!”, “For me, it’s complicated …” / Eunice: “Did you hear something?”. Mimi: “Not a thing.”","“I’ve heard there are ‘lesbians’ as well, but that’s probably just a rumor.“"\r
452,"PhoneShield 3000™","Eunice: “The New PhoneShield 3000™ blocks all radiation for sure.” / Mimi holds her smartphone in her hand. Mimi: “Great! Now I can’t get into the Internet.” / Eunice: “All radiation.”",\r
453,"Certification is Important","Mimi angrily waves her fist. Mimi: “Fortune telling is a scam.” / Eunice: “I won’t get fooled.” / Eunice: “I only listen to certified fortune tellers.”",\r
454,"Nose Annexation","Eunice raises his finger. Eunice: “I hereby declare your nose as a part of me.” / Eunice punches Mimi on her nose. Pow! / Mimi is in pain, her nose hurts. She says: “Ouch!”. Eunice: “What’s your problem? I’ve just hit myself.”",\r
455,"Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight","Eunice watches TV alone. From the TV, a voice says: “Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight.” / The TV continues: “Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Gay.” / The TV is gone. Eunice stands in front of Mimi and tells her: “Movies have become so gay.”",\r
456,"Different Words, Different Outcomes","Mimi begs Eunice, who wears a crown with the word “Admin” engraved. Mimi: “Help! I’m being harassed by trolls.”. Eunice dismisses her: “Deal with it, snowflake!” / Mimi begs Eunice again: “Help, I’m being cancelled by the mob.”. Mimi holds a large sledgehammer in her hands. Mimi is now supportive: “Tell me who to ban.”",\r
457,"The Ultimate Manipulation","Eunice says to Mimi: “Don’t you agree that leading questions are very manipulative?”",\r
458,"Nerd Thing","Eunice: “I don’t need free software. That’s just a nerd thing.” / Mimi: “I see.” / Mimi: “You obviously haven’t been sued yet.”. Eunice looks confused.",\r
459,"Extortion is Profitable","Eunice arrogantly proclaims: “Free software simply isn’t as profitable as proprietary software.” / Mimi: “Yes, because we’re not asshats who threaten our user base with life-destroying fines for copying.” / Eunice points at Mimi: “That’s your fault!”",\r
460,"Expensive Memes","A brown suitcase stands in front of Eunice. Mimi says: Regular people get sued for millions for sharing memes.” / Mimi: “Don’t you think this is extreme?” / Eunice: “Copyright needs a climate of fear.”. Mimi makes a very angry face towards Eunice.",\r
461,"Feigned Pity","Mimi: “Sadly, we have to exclude all transwomen from sports.” / Mimi makes a face of pity. Mimi: “Cuz biology, and stuff. I’m so sorry!”. Eunice: “Harsh but fair.” / Mimi is now alone. Mimi is grinning demonically and thinks: “E-sports will be next.”",\r
462,"Fair Prison","Mimi: “Do you think it’s fair the starving apple thief got sentenced to 10 years in prison?” / Eunice: “Who’s talking about fairness?” / Eunice clenches his fist. Eunice: “I only care about revenge.”",\r
463,"No Rules","Mimi and Eunice are standing in front of the laptop. Mimi says: “On my discussion board, there are no rules.” / Mimi turns around and looks at Eunice. Mimi: “So, here are the rules:”. Eunice looks confused.",\r
464,"Love of God","Mimi: “God loves everyone!” / Poppy appears. Poppy: “That’s amazing!” / Mimi and Eunice shout angrily: “Not you, freak!”",\r
465,"When the Full Version feels like a Demo","Eunice shows Mimi a thing. Eunice: “Check out my new game!” / Later … Mimi: “Nice concept. When will you complete the game?” Eunice makes a sad face. / Eunice starts to cry: “This is the complete game!”. Mimi is confused.",\r
466,"First Try","Mimi stands in front of a laptop. The screen shows “Level 8”. Eunice is watching from behind. Mimi says enthusiastically: “I will beat this level first try. Watch!” / The computer suddenly displays a skull and says: “You died.”. Mimi says: “OK, here comes the real first try.” / Later … Mimi looks at Eunice and says with exhausted eyes, but smiling: “I did it! In my 67th first try.”. Eunice says without any emotion: “Wow!”","I swear, every gamer had this moment at some point in time."\r
467,"Sharing is Caring","Mimi: “Sharing is caring.” / Eunice (angrily): “Sharing is an attack on the economy and must be punished.” / Mimi is in prison now and frowns. Mimi is on the other side and smiles: “I love the free market.”",\r
468,"Rainbow","A rainbow is behind Eunice. Mimi sees the rainbow and says: “Look, it’s a rainbow!” / Eunice turns around and says: “Stupid LGBT propaganda!”",\r
469,"Sets of Values","Mimi: “You have no respect for our culture. But we just have a different set of values.” / Eunice screams: “Your culture sacrifices little children to the God of Death.” / Mimi calmly replies: “Yes, exactly! A different set of values.”",\r
470,"A Fox in Charge of the Henhouse","Mimi wears a brown press hat; Eunice wears a gray cappy with the letter “C”. Eunice says: “Corporation, Inc. is proud to support the fight against misinformation.” / Mimi: “Interesting! By the way, what’s your main source of revenue?” / Eunice: “Advertising. Why?”. Mimi rolls his eyes.",\r
471,"Blue and Red Pill","Eunice shows Mimi a blue pill. Eunice: “Take the blue pill, and you’ll stay in the World of Illusion.” / Eunice shows Mimi a red pill. “Take the red pill, and you’ll see the ugly truth.” / Mimi feels annoyed and walks away. Mimi says: “As if! I bet they’re both roofies.”","Film theory: In “The Matrix” (1999), Neo actually was on a really sick drug trip because he took a funny pill from a stranger."\r
472,"Trapped in the Matrix","Mimi and Eunice are in the picture. Eunice: “We’re trapped in the matrix!”. Mimi: “Do robots control our thoughts?” / Eunice: “Much worse! We’re mathematical objects.” / In the picture, now two giant brackets, one open bracket to the left, and one closing bracket to the right come into view. Between those brackets, in a 2×2 grid arranged are, from top to bottom, left to right: Mimi, Eunice, Poppy and Keno. Eunice makes a sad face. Mimi is shocked and shouts out: “Nooooo!”","I wonder what happens if you calculate the complex conjugate of Mimi."\r
473,"Compromise Mathematics","Mimi asks Eunice and Poppy: “What’s 2+2?” / Eunice: “8.”. Poppy: “39.”. / Mimi: “The truth must be somewhere in between.”",\r
474,"Bigotry must be Learned","Mimi: “It is disgusting when two women kiss each other.” / Eunice: “Strange. I don’t feel any disgust.” / Mimi says in a threatening voice, raising her fist: “I guess I have to teach you then.”. Eunice jumps up in shock.",\r
475,"Name Change","Keno wears an orange cappy with the letter “X” on it. Keno says to Eunice: “We’ve changed our company name.”. Eunice: “I’ve already memorized it.” / Now someone with a pointy ear and a floppy ear stands in front of Eunice. This person says: “I’ve changed my name.” / Eunice protests: “Why do you do this to me? I’ll never get used to it.”",\r
476,"Game Over","Eunice stands in front of a laptop, with a frustrated face. The screen says: “Game Over”. / Eunice is annoyed and walks away. Eunice: “Games are stupid!”",\r
477,"Games are Stupid","Eunice says (with an angry voice): “Games are stupid!” / Mimi starts to grin. Mimi: “You’ve lost, didn’t you?” / Eunice: “Yes, because they’re stupid!”",\r
478,"Leaky Spot","Eunice and Mimi look at a white cloud in the sky. Eunice: “I’m trusting my data to the cloud.” / The cloud turns black and starts to rain. Mimi and Eunice are mildly staggered. / The rain stopped, there’s a puddle on the floor. Eunice is outraged and asks: “What happened?”. Mimi: “Data leak.”",\r
479,"Modern Snake Oil","Mimi wears a white hat with a red cross printed on it. Behind Mimi there’s a bottle with a snake symbol. Mimi: “I’m a real doctor. My snake oil removes all viruses.”. Eunice smiles and hands over some money bills to Mimi. / This scene repeats, except the bottle is now a box with the words “Anti Vir”, Mimi wears a gray cappy and says: “I’m a real computer expert. My antivirus removes all viruses.”",\r
480,"Literal Deathmatch","A VR headset lies on the ground between Mimi and Eunice. Mimi: “I invented an extreme VR headset. If you die in the game, you die in real life.” / Eunice: “I guess there’s only a tiny market for it.” / Suddenly and surprisingly, Eunice is wearing the headset and panics. Mimi smiles: “I never said it was voluntary.”",\r
481,"Forbidden Creativity","Eunice: “Copyright protects creativity.” / Mimi smiles and present Eunice a painting. Mimi: “I drew a creative variant of your artwork.” / Eunice suddenly holds a pair of handcuffs and angrily says: “Not that kind of creativity.”",\r
482,"Permission is Everything","A brown suitcase stands in front of Eunice. Eunice: “Don’t wanna get sued for copyright infringement? Just ask for permission first!” / Mimi: “What if I never get permission?” / Eunice: “Sucks to be you!”",\r
483,"Liberty for all Users!","Mimi wears a gray cappy with the letter “C” printed on it. Mimi: “As the new owner of Corporation, Inc., I will bring liberty to the users.“ / Eunice: “So you’re going to release your products as free software, right?”. Mimi smiles. / Mimi turns around and walks away. Eunice: “Right?”",\r
484,"Multitasking","Mimi: “I’m a multitasker.” / Eunice: “What does that mean?” / Mimi poops the ground while talking: “I can talk and poop at the same time.”. Eunice is disgusted.",\r
485,"Multitasking 2","Mimi is facing the reader. Mimi says: “I’m a multitasker.” / A laptop appears. A smiling talking face on the screen appears. The laptop says: “Me, too, but I’m a trillion times better at it.” / Mimi angrily replies: “You didn’t have to rub it in my face, you know?!”. The face on the laptop screen sticks out its tongue.",\r
486,"Arguing","Mimi: “Stop arguing!” / Eunice: “I’m not arguing.” / Eunice: “I’m just explaining why I’m right.”",\r
487,"Cat Ears","Eunice wears a pair of cat ears. Eunice: “Look at these funny cat ears I found.” / Mimi jumps up in shock and yells: “Gasp!” / Mimi: “You’re a furry!”. Eunice is confused.",\r
488,"Algorithm-Free Software","Mimi and Eunice look at a laptop with with a black screen. Mimi proudly says: “My app has no algorithms!” / Eunice: “Nothing happens.” / Mimi turns around, facing Eunice and says with a smile: “Exactly!”",\r
489,"Disagreement is Treason","Eunice angrily tells Mimi: “Everyone who disagrees with me is my enemy.” / Later … Eunice is alone, looking sad. Eunice says to herself: “Why is the world full of enemies?”",\r
490,"Anti Turing Test","Eunice shows her flat hand in front of Mimi. Eunice: “I have to verify you’re not a robot. What’s 584·39?” / Mimi starts to think with all her power. Various numbers fly through her head. / Eunice: “You passed. No robot would take that long.”","Plot twist: Mimi actually is a robot programmed to be really bad at maths."\r
491,"Eunice’s List","Mimi: “Can you give me a list of all your floppy-eared friends?” / Eunice: “Are you planning a genocide or something?”. Mimi starts laughing: “Good joke!” / Later … Mimi talks to Keno in private: “They know.”",\r
492,"Job-Creation Measure","Mimi: “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.” / Eunice: “But everything’s already clean.” / Mimi drops glass shards on the floor. Eunice jumps up in shock. Mimi: “Not anymore.”","Some bosses just give you work for work’s sake. It’s not about being productive, it’s about being a controlling jerk."\r
493,"Happy Money","Mimi: “Money won’t make you happy.” / Suddenly several money bills fly in the air. Mimi and Eunice smile and say together: “That’s what poor fellows believe.”",\r
494,"Unimaginative Imaginary World","Eunice: “Imagine all the great things you could do in VR!” / Mimi starts to imagine: “Games! Virtual worlds! Limitless fantasy!” / Eunice holds a money bill. Eunice: “Actually, I was thinking about work and shopping.”. Mimi makes a sceptic face.",\r
495,"Virtual Real Estate","Eunice: “In this stupid reality you don’t own anything and you’re forced to rent.” / Mimi: “Yes, it sucks!” / Mimi smiles, while money signs appear in her eyes. Mimi: “What if we did the same to the virtual world?”",\r
496,"Social Justice","Eunice points and shouts at Mimi: “Social Justice Warrior!” / Mimi: “Wait. Do you think social justice is bad?” / Eunice: “Social injustice is good when it’s to my advantage.”",\r
497,"Not a Nazi Book","Mimi reads a book to Eunice. Mimi: “‘The problem of Judaism would best be served by morally mandating it out of existence.‘“ / Eunice: “Is this a nazi book?” / Mimi: “Oops, I misread. It actually says ‘transsexualism’.”. Eunice: “Ah, that changes it.”",\r
498,"Recursive Reaction","Mimi looks at a laptop screen. On the laptop screen, Eunice can be seen. Eunice on the laptop screen says: “This is my reaction video for the reaction video for the reaction video for …” / Mimi panics and screams “Gasp!”. / Mimi: “He’s stuck in reactception.”",\r
499,"Overlong Reactions","Mimi and Eunice look at a laptop. Mimi: “These reaction videos have gotten out of hand.” / Mimi: “Why keep watching?” / Eunice turns around. Eunice: “Internet drama is the best kind of drama.”",\r
500,"#500","Mimi is drawing something on paper. Eunice: “Congrats for comic #500!” / Mimi: “Oh, it’s not worth mentioning.” / Mimi starts to sweat. Mimi: “Wait, we’re at #500 already?”",\r
501,"Gut Feeling","Mimi: “Just trust your gut.” / Eunice’s gut says: “Mimi’s nose looks tasty.”. Mimi makes a shocked face. / Eunice: “I rather trust my brain.”. Mimi: “Phew.”",\r
502,"We are Innocent","Mimi: “I know who’s truly behind climate change.” / Mimi: “The sun! It shines too strongly.” / Eunice: “We should sue it.”",\r
503,"Modern Tyrants","Mimi and Eunice smile. Mimi: “I love living in a free society.“. Eunice: “Nobody dictates my life!” / Suddenly a loud voice screams from above Mimi and Eunice’s heads: “Back to work! Or you’re fired!”. Mimi and Eunice jump up in shock. / Now Mimi and Eunice wear gray cappies with the letter “C” written on it. They stand in front of a laptop each. Both show the text “Booting …” on their screens. Mimi and Eunice say without any motivation: “Sigh.”.",\r
504,"Holy Cutlery","Mimi prays to a giant fork. Mimi: “All glory to the Holy Fork!“. Eunice laughs: “Pff! Cultist!” / Later … Eunice prays to a giant fork. Mimi watches. Eunice: “All glory to the Holy Spoon!” / Mimi: “Aren’t you against cults?”. Eunice: “When I do it, it’s a religion.”",\r
505,"Alternative Medicine","Mimi: “I trust alternative medicine.” / Eunice: “What is it an alternative to?” / Mimi: “The annoying proof of efficacy!”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
506,"Two Completely Different Things","Mimi stands in front of Poppy and Eunice. Mimi: “Is God omnipresent?”. Poppy: “Yes.”. Eunice: “No.” / Mimi: “You’re just guessing, aren’t you?” / Poppy and Eunice: “It’s not guessing, it’s faith!”",\r
507,"Just forget it","Eunice: “Why do you believe homeopathy works?” / Mimi: “Because water has memory!” / A talking water droplet appears out of nowhere. Mimi and Eunice look at it, confused. The water droplet says: “I can’t remember when I last heard such an absurd claim.”",\r
508,"The Miracle of Life","Caption: “Life according to anti-abortionists”. A sperm is penetrating an egg cell. The sperm says: “Yippieh! I’ve fertilized the egg!” / One nanosecond later … / The sperm and the egg cell have disappeared. Instead, a small baby-like Mimi has appeared, connected to an umbilical cord. Mimi smiles and says: “I’m a baby now!”",\r
509,"Guessing the Future","Eunice: “I’m a fortuneteller.” / Eunice: “I make guesses about the future and people pay me.” / Mimi: “Do people care when you’re wrong?”. Eunice: “Nope. It’s basically free money.”",\r
510,"Forced Pity","Eunice: “Sex is amazing!”. Mimi: “Not for me, tho.” / Eunice makes a pitying face. Eunice: “Your life must be so sad.”. Mimi smiles. Mimi: “I’m fine, actually.” / Eunice screams in anger: “Don’t invalidate my pity!”",\r
511,"Forced Love","Mimi visibly strains herself and is sweating. Mimi: “If I force myself hard enough, I will fall in love.” / Eunice: “That’s not how it works.” / Mimi: “Shut up! I’m trying to prove I’m normal.”",\r
512,"Going Viral","Mimi and Eunice have some distance between each other. Mimi: “I posted a COVID-19 meme. It went viral.”. Eunice: “The meme?” / Mimi: “No, COVID-19.”",\r
513,"Tactical Retreat","Eunice: “We have to go to war!” / Mimi: “So are you going to pick up a gun an fi…?” / Eunice escapes.",\r
514,"Poverty is Fate","Eunice: “Life simply is unjust to the poor.” / Eunice: “That’s fate. You can’t do anything about it.” / Mimi: “You’re rich, right?”. Eunice: “How did you know?”",\r
515,"Clown Computing","Eunice sits on a pink cloud while Mimi watches from below. Eunice: “Cloud computing is great!” / The cloud goes “Poof!” and Eunice violently falls to the ground. / Eunice lies on the ground, badly hurt and in pain. Mimi is grinning. Mimi: “Looks like you’re having a downtime.”",\r
516,"Forbidden","Eunice has a brown suitcase. Mimi asks: “Why is it forbidden?” / Eunice: “Because it’s illegal.”",\r
517,"Inconsistency","Eunice: “Your religion suffers from inconsistency.” / Mimi corrects Eunice: “Blessed inconsistency.”",\r
518,"Making Money","Mimi and Eunice stand at a sign saying “Lemonade. 1 money”. Eunice shows a money bill to Mimi and Mimi hands over a glass of lemonade. Mimi: “Making money is an action.” / Mimi is alone and holds a money bill in hand. In front of Mimi there is a stack of more money bills. Mimi smiles. Mimi: “Keeping money is a behavior.” / Eunice has returned. Eunice is grinning while Mimi makes an angry face reading a letter saying “Rent is due! 1000 monies”. Eunice say: “Making others make money for you is wisdom.”","Loosely based on an “inspiring” quote common in various cringe “Get Rich Quick” communities. The original goes like this: “Making money is an action. Keeping money is a behavior. Growing money is wisdom.”.",\r
519,"Ten Strokes","Mimi holds a blue bottle in hand and slams it 5 times on the ground. Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! / Mimi does it again. Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! / Eunice appears. Mimi looks at Eunice and says: “The medicine’s done.”. Eunice smiles and shows a piece of paper to Mimi. Eunice: “Here’s your homeopathy diploma.”",\r
520,"Humble Wish","Mimi is sad and alone. Mimi: “Society rejects my humble wish to subjugate people.” / Mimi sees a wall wish a yellow poster on it. The poster says: “Become a prison guard! Apply now!” / Later … Mimi happily exclaims: “This is a dream come true!”, while smashing another person with a baton.",\r
521,"Scrubbing Technology","Eunice holds a brush in her hand and scrubs a piece of coal. / Eunice looks to the reader and says: “Clean coal!”",\r
522,"Placebo Effect","Mimi: “Homeopathy works!” / Eunice: “But it doesn’t work beyond the placebo effect.” / Mimi: “That’s still better than nothing!”. Eunice rolls his eyes.",\r
523,"Exception","Eunice angrily throws a stone, shouting: “All bignoses are dumb!”. Mimi, who has a very big nose this time, looks from behind and shout: “Hey!” / Eunice turns around, facing Mimi. Mimi says angrily: “I’m a bignose, but I’m not dumb!”. Eunice says with a nervous look on his face: “O… okay.” / Mimi turns around and is about to throw a stone and angrily shouts: “All bignoses but me are dumb!”. Eunice smiles.",\r
524,"What is a Woman?","Eunice asks Poppy: “What is a woman?” / Poppy: “Do you want a simple or a complex answer?” / Eunice: “I don’t care as long it’s a talking point against trans ideology.”. Poppy rolls her eyes.",\r
525,"Rage against the Medicine","A bottle of medicine stands between Mimi and Eunice. Eunice: “Congrats! Your alternative medicine has passed the scientific tests.” / Mimi is not happy. Mimi: “Darn it! This means it’s now …” / The bottle tips over. Mimi sticks out her tongue in disgust. Mimi continues: “… mainstream!”.",\r
526,"Debate Game","Mimi is facing away from Eunice and has an annoyed, slightly angry look on her face. Eunice: “Debate me!” / Mimi: “No.” / Mimi walks away. Eunice smiles and thinks: “I win by default.”",\r
527,"Reproduction","Mimi: “The purpose of life is to breed.” / Mimi suddenly has fanatic eyes. Mimi: “We must breed.”. Eunice: “Are you okay?” / Mimi starts running after Eunice. Eunice runs away in panic. Mimi chants: “Breed!”",\r
528,___UNUSED___,,\r
529,"Less helps More","Mimi: “The less you use any medicine, the stronger the effect.” / Eunice: “So if you use none of it, …”. Mimi continues excitedly: “… it’s infinitely effective.” / Mimi and Eunice say euphorically: “Homeopathy works best if you don’t use it at all.”",\r
530,"Free vs Non-Free","Mimi asks Eunice: “What’s the difference between free and non-free software?” / Mimi is now alone. The answer: “With free software, you are the user.”. Mimi is typing something at a laptop while smiling. / The answer continues: “With non-free software, you are used.”. The laptop has suddenly turned red and an evil smiley appeared on its screen. Three red hands reach out of the screen and touch Mimi’s right eye and leg and her nose. Mimi is visibly freaked out.",\r
531,"Afterlife","Mimi: “Do you believe in the afterlife?”. Eunice: “Yes, it’ll be great!” / Eunice: “I can’t wait to die!” / Eunice is now alone and thinks nervously: “I lied. I’m terrified of death.”",\r
532,"Religion of Death","Mimi and Eunice stand in front of a gravestone. It says “R.I.P. Poppy”. Eunice cries loudly. Mimi: “Why did she commit suicide?” / Eunice answers while crying: “She actually believed in the afterlife.” / Mimi starts to smile and says with a happy voice: “She was a true believer.”",\r
533,"Protected Work","Mimi stands alone in front of a painting. Mimi: “Hey, Eunice! Check out my latest work!” / Eunice appears and puts on a lock and chain around the painting and locks it.” / Mimi is very angry. Eunice: “It’s for your own protection.”","Doctorow’s First Law: “Any time someone puts a lock on something that belongs to you, but won't give you the key, that lock is not there for your benefit.”",\r
534,"Super Size","Eunice says to Mimi: “I’m going to eat 5,000 kcal per day and not exercise for 30 days.” / 30 days later. Eunice has become fat. Eunice: “Help! I’m fat.” / Eunice: “I blame the food industry.”. Mimi cringes.","This is basically the “documentary” Super Size Me (2004) in a nutshell."\r
535,"Toxic Positivity","Mimi: “Love your body and all problems will go away!” / Eunice says with a sad voice: “My back hurts.” / Mimi: “Love your back pain, too!”. Eunice frowns.",\r
536,"Monarchic Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s do a monarchic revolution!“. Eunice: “Yes!” / Later … Poppy bows down to Keno, who holds a crown to her head. Keno: “I hereby crown you, Poppy, queen of the land.” / Mimi and Eunice shout: “I wanted to be queen!”",\r
537,"Moral Cudgel","A book appears between Mimi and Eunice. Mimi: “Buy my book!” / Eunice: “Nah.” / Mimi cries: “You’re attacking my right to have an opinion!”",\r
538,"Marriage for Nobody","Mimi: “I’m against marriage between man and man.” / Eunice points at Mimi and shouts: “Homophobe!”. Mimi: “No, I’m against all marriages.” / Eunice angrily walks away and says: “Asshole!”. Mimi shouts: “At least I’m consistent!”",\r
539,"Unholy Alliance","Mimi: “Jews …”. Eunice: “Trannies …”. Mimi and Eunice: “… follow a secret plan.” / Mimi and Eunice: “They’re an existential threat to …”. Mimi: “… Aryans.”. Eunice: “… biological women.” / Mimi and Eunice shake hands. Mimi and Eunice continue: “Respecting them is high treason to …”. Mimi: “… the Fuhrer!”. Eunice: “Feminism!”",\r
540,"Thinking in Black and White","Eunice: “We shouldn’t see the world in black and white.” / Mimi: “True, that’s why we should accept enbies.” / Eunice: “Gender is the one exception!”",\r
541,"Failed Success","A whiteboard stands between Mimi and Eunice. On the whiteboard, a chart is drawn. On the horizontal axis, the word “time” is written, on the vertical axis, the word “user” is written. A line shows a downward trend. Mimi says: “The user count has tanked!” / The chart has changed. Now the line first shows a sharp upward trend followed by a minor downward trend. Eunice: “1 week before, there was a huge growth. It’s a net gain!” / Mimi angrily points at Eunice: “Don’t downplay your failure!”. Eunice is annoyed.","Inspired by an annoying debate lord—who shall not be named—claiming that Mastodon has “tanked” because not literally 100% of its new users stayed after a massive growth, but “only” the vast majority."\r
542,"Broken Update","Eunice stands at the laptop and Eunice looks from behind. Mimi: “You should update to version 1.1 soon. There’s an important bugfix.” / Eunice complains: “Aha! So you admit version 1.0 is broken. I can’t trust your skills.” / Eunice: “I rather stay on version 0.1-pre-alpha-WARNING_DO_NOT_USE”.",\r
543,"Recently in the Copy Shop","In the background, a window with the mirrored words “COPY SHOP” is visible. Mimi asks Eunice: “Can you print a photo for me?” / Eunice: “Do you have permission from the copyright holder?”. Mimi: “I am the copyright holder.” / Eunice: “Don’t be silly! Copyright is for mega-corporations, not for nobodies like you.”",\r
544,"Love Jesus","Keno says to Mimi: “I love Jesus!” / Mimi smiles: “That sounds homoerotic!” / Keno throws his hand in the air and stutters: “I’m … um … not gay! I … I hate Jesus!”. Mimi frowns.",\r
545,"If Looks could Kill","Eunice: “I have nothing against longears, but …” / Mimi makes a very angry face. Eunice panics and sweats. / Eunice sweats even more and panicky continues: “… but it’s a lovely day today, isn’t it?”",\r
546,"Cactus-Repulsed","Mimi and Eunice stand in front of a large cactus. Eunice: “Hug this cactus!”. Mimi: “That’ll be awful.” / Eunice: “Did you ever hug a cactus?”. Mimi shouts: “No!” / Eunice: “How do you know it’ll be awful if you never tried it?”. Mimi is annoyed.",\r
547,"Conversion Therapy","Mimi is sad. Eunice: “Cheer up! Conversion therapy will fix you. It’s real science!” / Mimi: “Okay. Let’s begin.” / Eunice suddenly has hypnotic eyes and hypnotizes Eunice. Eunice chants: “Gay demons, leave Mimi’s body!”. Rainbow-colored stripes radiate out of Eunice.",\r
548,"Owning the Libs","Mimi: “Let’s bring back slavery!” / Eunice: “To own the libs!” / Mimi and Eunice: “Literally!”",\r
549,"7ru57 N0 0n3","Mimi stands in front of a laptop and Eunice stands behind Mimi. Eunice is shocked. The computer screen shows in green font the text “HACKING …”, a progress bar below and the text “41%” below. Mimi: “Don’t worry, the connection is encrypted.” / Mimi turns around. Eunice: “Who got the key?”. Mimi: “Only me and my service provider.” / Eunice makes a worried face. Eunice: “You’re dead.”. Mimi is confused.",\r
550,"Two Digits","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. The laptop screen shows a face. It starts taking: “What do you mean, there are digits other than 0 or 1? Two digits are enough.” / Eunice: “I know, but the decimal system is more useful to us people.” / The laptop replies: “Pff! You’re just too dumb to see the superiority of the binary system.”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
551,"Total Destruction","Title card: “How to destroy society in one simple step” / Step 1: Eunice says to Mimi: “I won’t have kids.” / Mimi: “It’s that easy to destroy society?”. Eunice: “Yes. Society’s very fragile.”",\r
552,"A terrible Illness","Eunice says to Mimi: “The test results are in. It doesn’t look good.” / Eunice holds a piece of paper in her hand. It says: “Symptoms: No concentration, loss of appetite, obsessions, restlessness, insomnia, reduced fear, irrationality” / Eunice holds the hands of Mimi. Eunice: “You have a condition called ‘love’. It’s terminal.”. Mimi makes a very sad face.","Absurd, right? If you would look at love from a purely medical perspective, it kinda sounds like a serious mental illness that needs treatment. Yet it is accepted in society. But in fact, people actually question you if you do not have feelings of romantic love and you say that openly. In that case, people assume that something’s wrong with you, even if the lack of those feelings is totally fine for you. Turns out not everyone is made for romantic love, it’s fine."\r
553,"Romantic Drama","Mimi: “I don’t need a romantic relationship. I’m fine.” / Eunice suddenly becomes dramatic. Eunice: “What a sad and pathetic life!” / “Without romance, how could you possibly be happy?”. Mimi is angry.",\r
554,"The Right Person","Eunice: “So you’ve never fallen in love?”. Mimi smiles: “Nope.” / Eunice replies smugly: “You just haven’t found the right person yet.” / Mimi shouts angrily: “There is no right person!”",\r
555,"Two different Things","Mimi: “Being aromantic doesn’t mean I have to be sad.”. Eunice: “I see.” / Later … Mimi cries. “Waah!”. Eunice: “I thought you can’t be sad.” / Mimi: “I’m aromantic, not emotionless!”",\r
556,"The worst kind of Defamation","Behind Eunice, there’s a laptop. Eunice says to Mimi: “They’ve posted a hit piece against me.” / Mimi: “What kind of smear tactic did they use?” / Eunice: “They’ve accurately quoted me.”. Mimi jumps up in shock.",\r
557,"Copy Protection","Mimi and Eunice wear gray cappies with the letter “C” printed on it. Mimi: “We’ve added the latest and greatest copy protection to our game.” / Eunice: “Great, that’ll stop the pirates.” / It’s another scene. Keno stands in front of a laptop. A mysterious code can be seen on the screen. Keno’s grinning and says: “Challenge accepted!”",\r
558,"Gender Critical","Eunice: “I’m gender critical.”. Mimi: “What do you criticize?” / Eunice: “The existence of trans people.”. Mimi is visibly shocked and starts sweating. / Eunice smiles and says: “It only sounds genocidal, but actually, I’m defending real women.”",\r
559,"Value of Privacy","Eunice stands in front on a laptop. The laptop screen shows the following text: “Use our new app! It’s free!” / “Just enter your phone number to register.” / Eunice turns around and looks at the reader. Eunice says: “That’s too expensive for me.”",\r
560,"Argumentum ad chatbotum","Mimi stands at a laptop. On the screen the word “Chatbot®” can be seen, with an input prompt below. Mimi types in: “Hey, Chatbot! Tell me the moon’s made out of cheese!” / The reply appears on the screen: “The moon’s made out of cheese.” / Mimi goes to Eunice and proudly says: “See? Chatbot agrees with me.”. Eunice rolls with her eyes.",\r
561,"Forbidden Ears","Keno (who has a pair of kink ears) stands in front of Eunice (who has a pair floppy ears). Keno holds a sign in his hand. The sign shows a stylized pair of long ears which have been striked through with red ink. Keno says: “We should ban longears.” / Eunice: “Dude! That’s genocidal!” / Keno: “It’s not a genocide if it’s just against scum.”. Eunice has a disturbed face.",\r
562,"Free Costs","A cup of hot coffee stands between Mimi and Eunice. Mimi: “If you give me 10 monies, I’ll give you a free up of coffee.” / Eunice shows some money bills to Mimi. Eunice smiles and says: “Free? That’s amazing!” / Mimi smiles and holds the money bills in her hand. Eunice holds the cup of coffee in her hand. Eunice: “You’re so generous.”.","Pro-Tip: If you have to pay for it, it isn’t free."\r
563,"Peaked","Eunice: “Exactly one year ago I had the most wonderful day of my life.” / Mimi: “Why?” / Eunice: “It all went downhill from there.”",\r
564,"Right to have a Shitty Opinion","Eunice angrily points at Mimi: “You’re attacking my right to have a shitty opinion.” / Mimi: “No, I’m just attacking your shitty opinion.” / Eunice points at Mimi again. “You’re attacking me again!”. Mimi rolls her eyes.","Attacking an opinion is not the same as attacking a person who has that opinion."\r
565,___UNUSED___,,\r
566,"100%","Eunice proudly says: “100% of respondents agree with me.” / Mimi: “Let me guess: You’re the only respondent.” / Eunice: “So what? Numbers don’t lie.”. Mimi rolls with his eyes.",\r
567,"Game Review","Mimi stands alone at a laptop. Mimi types: “The game’s glitchy, gameplay’s boring, the story sucks, …” / “… controls are iffy, graphics are ugly. In other words:” / Mimi smiles and says: “10 out of 10!”. A sign has become visible above Mimi’s head. It says: “Crappy Game Reviews”",\r
568,"Simple Solutions","Eunice says to Mimi: “The topic ‘trans women in sports’ is really complex and nu…” / Mimi kicks Eunice away and shouts: “Fuck that! I want simple solutions!” / Mimi holds a sledgehammer in her hand. Mimi continues: “Just ban ’em all! Who cares about nuance?”",\r
569,"Indifference","Mimi says to Eunice: “I don’t care about your opinion.” / “Now let me explain in great detail why I don’t care.”. Eunice is annoyed.",\r
570,"Not all Fake Money is Created Equal","Eunice: “Money is fake.” / Eunice: “That’s why I trust cryptocurrencies.” / In the background, some kind of chart with a red line showing a downwards trend appears. It going all the way to the bottom. Eunice looks on the floor, surprised. Mimi: “Some money is faker than others.”",\r
571,"Crypto Revolution","Eunice happily says: “The world has universally adopted cryptocurrencies!” / Mimi happily replies: “That’s great!”. Eunice smiles. / Mimi—now with a less-than-happy face—continues: “I’m still poor, though.”. Eunice frowns.",\r
572,"What I Don’t Know Won’t Hurt me","Mimi: “My problems cause me stress.”. A small sphere floats above Mimi’s head. / Mimi: “So I ignore them.”. Eunice: “Have you considered solving them?”. The red sphere has grown. / Mimi smiles and says: “No.”. The red sphere has grown even larger.",\r
573,"Buying into It","Between Mimi and Eunice, a shiny red book floats in the air. Eunice: “Buy my book!”. Mimi goes away, with an annoyed face. / Eunice is alone and thinks. “Hmm …” / Keno appears. Eunice: “The elites don’t want you to buy my book.”. Keno smiles and holds some money bills in his hand. Keno: “I’ll take 10.”",\r
574,"Exclusion Principle","Mimi: “I’m not gay, so I must be straight.” / Eunice: “So who do you feel attracted to?”. Mimi: “Nobody.” / Mimi: “That’s a typical straight thing, right?”. Eunice: “Um …”",\r
575,"Worker’s Revolution","Mimi says with an angry voice: “We need a worker’s revolution.” / Eunice: “I don’t have time, I’m on early shift tomorrow.”",\r
576,"Theory of Nothing","Mimi says to Eunice: “The fewer claims a theory makes, the more likely it is to be true.” / Mimi: “So my theory makes no claims at all.” / Eunice shows a golden medal to Mimi. Eunice: “Here’s your Nobel Prize.”. Both smile.","Occam’s razor or something, I don’t know, I’m not a scientist."\r
577,"Blood Revenge","There’s a brown suitcase in front of Eunice. Mimi says to Eunice: “Only uncivilized peoples practice the barbaric blood revenge.” / Eunice: “We, on the other hand, practice legally codified blood revenge.”",\r
578,"Leader Change","Keno, Poppy and Eunice ride a speeding antique locomotive. Keno stands on the roof, Eunice sits in the driver’s cab and Poppy stands on the front. Poppy screams in panic: “We’re heading for the abyss!” / Keno shouts: “Quick! Put me in charge!” / Now Eunice stands on the roof an Keno sits in the driver’s cab. Eunice, Keno and Keno scream in panic: “We’re still heading for the abyss!”","This is a metaphor."\r
579,"Giant Ego","Mimi says: “I believe in God.”. Caption: “theistic” / Eunice says: “I don’t believe in God.” / Keno appears and he is angry. He’s much larger than Mimi and Eunice, who are about as large as his feet. Two red laser beams shoot out of his angry eyes, chasing Mimi and Eunice, who both run away in panic. Keno shouts: “I am God.”. Caption: “dangerous”",\r
580,"Modern Technologies","Mimi stands in front of a laptop. A purple book is shown on the screen and the following text is written: “To download this ‘free’ e-book, please enter your academic affiliation.”. Mimi thinks: “WTF?” / Mimi meets Eunice, who holds a purple book in her hand. Mimi points to teh book and asks: “Can I lend this book?”. Eunice: “Sure!” / Mimi is now alone and holds the book in her hands. Mimi faces the reader and says: “Print suddenly feels modern.”","Inspired by a quote from the documentary “Paywall: The Business of Scholarship” (2018): “You don’t need a login, anybody can access it. In the modern world, all of the sudden, print-based seems pretty forward-leaning.”"\r
581,"Wrong Feelings","Mimi: “There is no such thing as a wrong feeling.” / Eunice: “That’s great!” / Eunice: “Because I hate you.”",\r
582,"Capitalism for Everyone","Mimi and Eunice happily announce together: “In capitalism, everyone can win.” / “Everyone just has to become a capitalist.” / Later … Mimi and Eunice now, somewhat less happy, say: “Where did all the workers go?”",\r
583,"Chakrapitalism","Mimi: “I don’t believe in chakras.” / Eunice says with a very spiritual voice: “Open your mind!” / Eunice now shows his and smiles. Eunice: “And your wallet.”. A sign is revealed above Eunice’s head. It says: “Spiritual Lessons”","chakrapitalism (noun): The idea that chakras are real and they may lead you to a higher cosmic truth … if you pay a fee, that is."\r
584,"Good Vibrations","Eunice: “Consciousness is a vibration.”. Mimi: “How?” / Eunice: “It’s subtle. Can’t be detected by any device.”. Mimi rolls her eyes and says sarcastically: “How convenient.” / Eunice smiles. Eunice: “I know, right?”. Mimi rolls her eyes even more.",\r
585,"Pragmatism.exe","Mimi and Eunice are both chained to heavy steel balls. Eunice: “We have to lose our chains!” / Mimi: “OK, but what’s the practical advantage for us?”","This is a metaphor."\r
586,"Battle of Giants","Big caption: “Who will win?”. On the left side: The state trying to keep a secret [the picture shows Keno and Poppy shaking hands while grinning viciously in a darkened room with a light bulb. There’s a brown suitcase behind Keno] VERSUS on the right side: One bored unemployed hacker from abroad [the picture shows Mimi typing something into a laptop]",\r
587,"The weak Spot","Mimi proudly says: “I have scientific proof.”. Eunice: “Okay.” / Mimi smiles and thinks: “Please don’t ask me whether it’s peer-reviewed.” / Eunice: “Is it peer-reviewed?”. Mimi continues to smile and starts to sweat.",\r
588,"The True Culprits","Mimi: “Global heating is caused by humans.” / Eunice: “Thank God we’re not human.”",\r
589,"Play-to-Earn","Eunice tells Mimi: “Play my game and earn money!” / Mimi now stands at a laptop. A multi-headed dragon is shown on the screen. The dragon says: “I’m the evil Dragon King. The only way to defeat me is by filling out the magic R93 form.” / Mimi goes back to Eunice and says, with an annoyed voice: “For the last time: I’m not doing your paperwork!”",\r
590,"Protecting Children","Eunice: “We should verify the sex of children in sports.” / Mimi: “Yes. It’s all about fairness and safety.” / Later … Mimi is gone. Eunice makes a greedy face and extends her hands. Two kids run away from her in panic. Eunice shouts: “It’s genital inspection time!”",\r
591,"Be Careful what You Wish for","Eunice: “We must ban books that promote violence.” / Mimi holds a red book with a Christian cross symbol on the cover in one hand and a burning match right below the book in the other hand. Eunice panics and shouts: “No, not THAT book!”",\r
592,"Coerced Creativity","Eunice says to Mimi: “Copyright is good because it forces artists to be creative.” / Poppy appears and Eunice turns around, pointing a pistol at Poppy. Poppy nervously draws a picture and Eunice says: “So be creative!”. Mimi’s grinning with hateful glee.",\r
593,"Conspiracies all the Way up","Eunice: “Where’s your evidence?”. Mimi: “It’s hidden by a conspiracy!” / Eunice: “OK, so do you have evidence for the conspiracy?”. Mimi: “No, it’s hidden by a bigger conspiracy!” / Eunice: “You have nothing.”. Mimi: “That’s what they want you to believe.”",\r
594,"All Fake, part 1","Mimi and Eunice stand in front of a laptop. Mimi: “The spree killer has filmed his deed.”. Eunice: “Fake!” / Mimi throws her hands up in the air. Mimi: “What about all the corpses?!”. Eunice: “Actors!” / Mimi: “Seriously?!”. Eunice smiles and points at the screen. Eunice: “Yes, these 2 pixels at 3:29 are really sus.”","I openly admit, I used to argue in a similar way. Of course, the fact there are like 1000 other explanations for weird pixels didn’t bother me that much back then."\r
595,"All Fake, part 2","Eunice arrogantly says: “The killing spree was fake!”. Mimi: “Shut up!” / Mimi: “The funeral’s tomorrow. All relatives will come.”. Eunice jumps up in shock and says: “Gasp!” / Eunice says with a disturbed voice: “They’re faking that, too?”. Mimi rolls her eyes.",\r
596,"Algorithm-Free Software 2","Mimi: “I wrote an algorithm-free software.”. Eunice: “What’s that?” / Mimi: “It’s a software that does nothing.” / Mimi: “But you’re free to use, modify and share it.”. Eunice: “Nice!”","The full source code (under Public Domain, of course) can be downloaded <a href='/assets/code/algorithm-free_software_source_code.txt'>here</a>."\r
597,"Never Submit, Never Surrender","Mimi looks at the laptop screen. The laptop screen shows a form of some kind. A text is highlighted: “Click ‘Submit’ to continue.“. Mimi is surprised for a moment. / Mimi angrily shouts: “I will never submit!” / Mimi raises his fist and screams: “Never!”. The laptop sweats.",\r
598,"The Bully’s Diet","Eunice: “If we bully fat people long enough, they’ll want to lose weight.” / Mimi: “Does this actually work?” / Eunice now holds a baseball bat in her hands. Eunice: “Who cares? Bullying is fun!”. Mimi frowns.",\r
599,"Aromantic Comedy","Eunice: “I’m not interested in romantic relationships.” / Mimi: “Something’s clearly wrong with you.”. Eunice: “Why?” / Mimi cries. Mimi: “You’re invalidating my feelings!”",\r
600,"Criticism Hurts","Eunice says with an angry voice: “Because of their negative comments for my game, it dropped in the rankings.” / Eunice has an angry look on her face. Mimi: “Did you consider listening to your critic…?”/ Eunice says with an even angrier voice: “My game’s perfect! The commenting system is broken.”. Mimi rolls her eyes.",\r
601,"Trust me","Eunice looks at Mimi with hypo-eyes. Eunice: “Believe everything I say without questioning!“ / Mimi: “Umm … no.” / Eunice gets upset and shouts: “Why are you so close-minded?”",\r
602,"Unholy Skepticism","Mimi holds a book in her hands. Mimi asks Eunice: “But what if the Holy Texts are wrong?” / Eunice: “Nonsense! That’s what the demons want you to think.”. Mimi: “Sigh. I guess you’re right.” / Eunice is now alone and talks to the reader, smiling: “Being a cult leader is too easy.”",\r
603,"Artistic Unfreedom","Eunice: “Art is allowed to do anything, it just mustn’t hurt people’s feelings.” / Mimi says with a disturbed voice: “That statement hurts my feelings.” / Mimi gets angry and carries a pair of handcuffs. Mimi shouts: “Go to jail!”. Eunice jumps up in fear.",\r
604,"Protecting Children 2","Eunice says with a whiny voice: “We have to protect the children!” / Mimi: “From what?” / Eunice clenches her fist. Eunice: “From what I’m going to do to them if they disobey.”",\r
605,"Spring Cleaning","Mimi says, smiling, with a raised finger, to Eunice: “Before you criticize the world, make sure your house is in order.”. Eunice looks at a small brown smelling mound of dirt in the middle. / New scene. A large mountain of brown smelling trash comes into view. A truck is unloading something onto it. Next to it, there’s a silhouette of a house. From the house, a voice says: “Sigh. I guess you’re right.”",\r
606,"The ultimate Conspiracy","Mimi is in panic and says to Eunice: “The conspiracy theorists have conspired against us!“. Eunice replies with an annoyed face: “That’s an absurd conspiracy theory.”",\r
607,"(Dis-)Obedience","Mimi angrily points with a finger at Eunice, shouting: “Disobey me!” / Eunice: “Yes, sir!” / Suddenly, Mimi jumps up with a very confused face. Mimi is surrounded by six large question marks.",\r
608,___UNUSED___,,\r
609,"Anti-Capitalist Licence","Eunice: “People can use my art freely, except capitalists.” / Mimi: “I have a blog with a banner ad. It paid me only 2 monies last year. Is that OK?” / Eunice points at Mimi and angrily shouts: “Capitalist!”. Mimi jumps up in fright.",\r
610,"Dead People don’t Hear","Mimi: “Poppy sucks!”. Eunice raises her fist: “Yes, let’s kill her!” / Different scene. Poppy and Keno are in the picture. Poppy throws her arms into the air and panicky tells Keno: “They’re plotting to kill me! I’ve heard everything.” / Suddenly, Mimi appears. Poppy jumps up in fright. Keno makes a worried face. Mimi shouts in anger: “How dare you invade our privacy!”",\r
611,"Big Evil Banks","Mimi: “Capitalisms’s good. But the big evil banks ruin it!” / Eunice: “Don’t banks wanna maximize profits like all companies?” / Mimi raises his finger. Mimi: “Banks and companies are two completely different things.”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
612,"Selling Bodies","Poppy tells Eunice: “I’m a sex worker.” / Eunice throws her arms melodramatically into the air. She whines: “You’re selling your body to serve rich men who don’t care about you. Don’t you have self-respect?” / Mimi appears behind Eunice. Eunice looks to her back, confused. Mimi wears a hard hat, has dirt on the face and carries a shovel. Mounds of dirt are scattered around Mimi. Mimi: “Tell me about it.”",\r
613,"Experts Only","Eunice wears a graduation cap. Eunice proudly says to Mimi: “I’ve graduated in law.” / Eunice: “Now I’m finally able to understand cell phone contracts.” / Later … Eunice is alone. There’s a brown suitcase behind him and a stack of paper in front of him. Eunice reads a piece of paper in shock and thinks: “They want WHAT from me?”",\r
614,"Entitlement","Mimi says, smiling, with hearts for eyes: “I wanna have sex!” / Eunice: “I don’t.” / Mimi says with an angry voice: “Why are you so entitled?”. Eunice is visibly annoyed.",\r
615,"Identity Chaos","Two snow white characters stand on the ground, looking to each other. The left character looks like Mimi and the right one looks like Eunice. The right character says: “Momo, I think our identities are messed up.” / The left character says: “What are you talking about, Janis?” / “We’ve always been Toto and Gemmis.“. The right character replies: “My name is Rara!”",\r
616,"Play Things","Mimi talks to Eunice with a raised finger: “People have their own opinion about right and wrong. But what matters is how God feels.” / Suddenly, a large white hand emerges from above, pointing at Mimi and Eunice. They both look to the hand. They’re shocked. A voice speaks from above: “I feel bored. So fight to the death!” / Mimi is holding a knife in her hand now, while grinning. Eunice starts sweating and says nervously: “Can we have a second opinion?”",\r
617,"Software Cult","Eunice says to Mimi: “Free software is such a cult!” / Suddenly, a voice from above speaks: “Buy the new SpyPhone™! Now with 50% more surveillance!”. Mimi and Eunice are confused for a moment. / Suddenly, Eunice turns around, holding some money bills in her hand and walks away. With hypnotic eyes, Eunice enthusiastically speaks: “Must. Consume. Product.”. Mimi is worried.",\r
618,___UNUSED___,,\r
619,"Two Prisons","Mimi says in anger: “The good prison locks up evil people and makes them pay in the name of justice.“ / Eunice says with a sad face: “The evil prison steals the freedom of good people and makes them suffer for no reason.” / Mimi and Eunice happily say together: “And both prisons have nothing in common!”",\r
620,"Evil Product™","Eunice is alone and shouts through a megaphone: “Do not buy the Product™! The people behind it are evil!” / Later … Mimi and Eunice are in the scene. Both wear a gray cappy with a “C” on it. Mimi: “We have record sales. How did you do it?” / Eunice: “Never underestimate reverse psychology.”","Later it turned out 95% of their customers are evil."\r
621,"A Mythical Age","Mimi: “Copyright is indispensable for artists to exist.” / Eunice: “I wonder what artists did before copyright was a thing.” / Mimi: “There were artists before copyright?”",\r
622,"Lead Character","Eunice: “You’re the star of your own life. And God casted you.“ / Mimi’s thrilled, has stars for eyes and says: “I’m a star!” / One moment later, Mimi angrily points to the sky and shouts: “Hey, God! Why don’t you pay me?”. Three droplets of sweat fall from the sky.",\r
623,"Right to Life","Mimi holds a scepter in her hand and says nicely: “I hereby grant you the right to life.” / Eunice: “O… okay?” / The scepter has disappeared. Mimi now points with a pistol to Eunice and says not-so-friendly: “And now I deprive you of it.”. Eunice runs away and leaves a cloud of dust.",\r
624,"Pro-Lifer","Eunice: “I’m a pro-lifer.” / Mimi responds in anger: “You’re one of these religious assholes who harass people at abortion clinics?” / Eunice: “What? No! I’m so good at life, I’m a pro! That’s what it means, right?”. Mimi is confused.",\r
625,"Special Case","Eunice says to Mimi: “Oppression is just.” / Mimi: “I agree.” / Suddenly, Eunice stands in a prison cell and Mimi smiles. Eunice panicky says: “Don’t oppress me! I’m special!”",\r
626,"Religious Freedom","Mimi: “I support religious freedom.“. Eunice: “As a non-believer, me, too.” / There’s a loud “Smash!” sound. / Eunice lies on the ground, hurt. Mimi stands with the clenched fist in front of Eunice. Eunice: “Why did you punch me?”. Mimi: “I don’t support non-religious freedom.”",\r
627,"The Air is Yellow 4","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Mimi says to Eunice: “Well, I don’t think the problem of …” / Mimi coughes and gasps loudly and Eunice jumps up in shock. / Mimi continues: “… air pollution is that big of a deal.”",\r
628,___UNUSED___,,\r
629,"Dr. Gender","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. In TV, Poppy with an evil grin is speaking: “Mwahaha! With my evil invention, I’ll make everyone trans.”. Mimi and Eunice jump up in shock and shout: “Gasp!”. / Next episode … Mimi and Eunice watch TV again. This time, the TV shows Keno with an evil grin. He says: “Mwahaha! With my evil invention, I’ll turn everyone cis.”. Mimi: “I don’t get it.” / Mimi turns around and faces Eunice. Eunice: “Yeah. That’s just what our government wants to do.”. Mimi: “Is our government evil?”",\r
630,"Calling God","Eunice is praying. Eunice says: “Dear God …” / A voice from the sky speaks: “Umm … To which god are you talking to?” / Another voice from the sky speaks: “Yeah, there are like hundreds of gods. Be specific!”. A third voice from the sky says: “What a weirdo.”",\r
631,"It’s Lonely Up There","A giant hand from above points at Eunice, who jumps up in shock. A voice from above says: “I’m your God. You shall have no other gods before me!”. / Eunice: “Why not?” / The voice from above says: “Because they suck! They never invite me to parties.”",\r
632,"Arms Race","Mimi and Eunice look at a laptop. The screen shows with black font on a yellow background the word “BLOCKED”. Above that, there is a warning symbol. Mimi says with an annoyed voice: “My favourite website has started to block my ad blocker.” / Eunice starts to talk. Mimi turns around. Eunice: “Just install an ad blocker blocker blocker.”",\r
633,"Code is Law","Mimi stands in front of a laptop. Eunice stands behind it. Mimi: “I think an ideal society is one that is governed by code …“ / Eunice: “Interesting idea.” / Mimi continues: “… written by me.”. Eunice: “Wait.”",\r
634,"TH1S COURSE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE","Eunice looks at the laptop screen which shows: “Get poor quick!”. Eunice smiles: “Sign me up!” / Mimi appears and shouts in panic: “Wait, it’s a scam!”. Eunice rolls her eyes and pushes a key on the keyboard to accept the offer. / Later … Eunice shouts in distress: “I was scammed and now I’m a billionaire.”. A voice from far away says: “Told you so!”",\r
635,"Facing Tolerance","Eunice: “I tolerate all opinions.” / Mimi: “I think you need to be punched.”. Eunice: “I tolerate this opinion.” / Mimi punches Eunice. Pow!",\r
636,"Friendly Genocide","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. A voice from the TV says: “Transgenderism must be eradicated!“. Mimi jumps up in shock. / Mimi turns around to Eunice, throws her hands up in the air and says: “This is genocidal!”. Eunice: “That’s not a genocide.” / Eunice: “Just a genocide attempt.”",\r
637,"Timestamps","Mimi holds a smartphone in hand. Mimi says to Eunice: “Check out my 3-hour long video essay!”. Eunice: “That’s long.” / Mimi: “Don’t worry, I’ve added timestamps. Look.” / The smartphone screen shows the video paused. Written below is the video title “Me talking to the camera for 3 hours” followed by “by Mimi”. Below that, the following text is displayed: “Timestamps:”, (new line), “0:00:00 Intro”, (new line), “3:00:00 End”",\r
638,"Financially Free","Eunice: “Have you heard of the term ‘financially free’?“. Mimi smiles and says: “Yes.” / Mimi continues with a sad face: “I’m free of all finances.”",\r
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640,"God’s Will","Eunice says to Mimi: “God only does good things.” / Suddenly, a thunderbolt hits Eunice. Eunice is electrocuted and Mimi jumps up in shock. / Eunice is k.o. and lies on the ground. Mimi looks at Eunice and asks: “Sure about that?”",\r
641,"Short-Term Memory","Mimi is alone and thinks: “I’ve got a great idea for a comic.” / “I’ll work on it later. I can keep it in my head.” / Later … Mimi stares at a blank piece of paper. Mimi thinks: “Damn! What was my idea again?”",\r
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643,"Misgendering","Mimi: “It’s absurd when people are upset when you get their gender wrong.” / Eunice: “God is female.” / Mimi angrily points at Eunice. Mimi: “How dare you misgender God!”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
644,"Leader Logic","Mimi: “Grass is green. Therefore, I deserve to rule the world.” / Eunice: “You’re not making any sense.” / Mimi: “I don’t have to once I rule supreme.”",\r
645,"Dictator in Denial","Mimi says to Eunice: “I want to be dictator.” / Eunice says to Poppy: “Mimi wants to be a dictator.” / Mimi is annoyed and says to Eunice and Poppy: “You’re strawmanning me!”",\r
646,"True Authority","Mimi: “True authority doesn’t need to assert it’s an authority.” / Eunice: “Wise words.” / Mimi points to Eunice. Mimi: “Now, as the true authority, I am ordering you to …”",\r
647,"Rebellion of the Interest Slaves","Eunice: “The problem of the finance system is interest. It keeps us poor.” / Mimi: “Okay. Let’s abolish it then.” / Later … Eunice: “Damn! I’m still not rich.”",\r
648,"Proprietary Brain Chip","Eunice has a visible seam on her forehead. Eunice talks to Mimi proudly: “I’ve got a proprietary brain chip implanted to enhance my thinking.” / Mimi: “What does ‘proprietary’ mean?” / Suddenly, an electronic voice speaks out of Eunice’s seam: “Your 30-day trial is over. Pay now or else we have to shut down your brain.”. Eunice and Mimi look surprised and shocked.",\r
649,"Woke","Mimi points at Eunice and says with an angry voice: “You’re woke.” / Eunice: “What does that mean?” / Mimi: “No idea. But people who don’t like you call you ‘woke’, so it must be bad.”. Eunice is confused.",\r
650,___UNUSED___,,\r
651,"Higher Truth","Mimi: “My beliefs transcend truth. There’s a higher truth.” / Eunice: “Congratulations!” / Eunice: “You’ve mastered the ancient art of bullshitting.”",\r
652,"Redpilled","Mimi says to Eunice: “I took the red pill.” / The background turns dark green and green ones and zero fall down. Mimi says, having an excited face: “And I saw the Matrix.” / The ones and zeroes have disappeared. Mimi continues with a thoughtful voice: “The Matrix is real!”. Eunice: “Nah, you just were trippin’ balls.”",\r
653,"World of Illusion","Eunice: “I took psychedelics so I could experience the world of illusion.” / Eunice: “But it didn’t work.”. Mimi: “How do you feel about it?”. Mimi: “Disillusioned!”",\r
654,"Illusion of Illusion","Eunice: “The ‘psychedelics’ I took turned out to be placebos!” / Mimi: “So you were under the illusion they were real?” / Eunice starts tripping, the eyes turn into spirals, as well as the background, and she euphorically screams out: “Holy shit!”",\r
655,"The Polite Leader","Mimi: “I’m your leader. Please obey me!”. Eunice: “Okay.” / Mimi is grinning and thinks to herself: “I’m in full control!” / Eunice: “But only because you said ‘please’.”. Mimi looks surprised and confused.",\r
656,"The Monster","A cave entrance is shown. Someone in the cave is thinking: “For weeks I’m stuck in this cave. I didn’t get to see the light of day.“ / “People believe I’m a monster. But nobody is able to see the truth.” / Eunice appears in the darkness. She has bloodlines eyes. Eunice continues to think: “Due to inflammation, I have to go easy on my eyes.”",\r
657,"Argument from Ignorance","Mimi: “There are only two genders.” / Eunice: “How do you explain genderqueer people then?” / Mimi: “I never heard this word, so I’m sure these people are delusional.”. Eunice rolls with their eyes.",\r
658,"Unexpected Destination","Mimi and Eunice are hiking. They both walk together when suddenly, Eunice says: “Wait. Let me the the map real quick.” / Mimi jump of in shock and screams: “The MAP?! Minor-Attracted Person?”. Eunice is irritated. / Keno appears wearing a police cap. Keno stands in front of a confused Eunice. An upset Mimi stands behind Keno. Keno angrily shows handcuffs to Eunice and says: “You’re going to jail for a long time, pedo!”",\r
659,"Groomers Everywhere","Eunice: “Everyone I don’t like is a groomer.”. Mimi: “You’re just a hater.” / Eunice: “Gays are groomers!” / Mimi and Eunice smile and shake hands. Mimi: “I blindly believe you cuz I happen to irrationally hate the gays.”",\r
660,"Mass Arrest","Eunice: “All the queers should be arrested. They’re groomers!” / Mimi: “You’re accusing millions of a crime. Got any evidence?” / Eunice: “My feeling of disgust is evidence enough!”",\r
661,"Expert Survivalist","Mimi is saying to Eunice: “I’m an expert survivalist.” / 120 years later … / Only a gravestone is shown. The following text is engraved: “RIP Mimi”",\r
662,"Faith and Eyes","Caption: Scepticism. Mimi says: “I only believe it when I see it.” / Caption: Dogmatism. Eunice covers her eyes with her hands and says: “I only see it when I believe it.”",\r
663,"Keyboa333333rd Damage","Mimi looks at the screen of a laptop displaying many 3’s. Mimi says: “My keyboard broke. It’s spamming 3’s”. / More 3’s appeared on the laptop screen. Eunice says: “333333333333”. Mimi says: “This isn’t funny!3333” / Suddenly, the background changes and is full of green 3’s. Mimi and Eunice panic. Mimi says: “It’s3not3just3the3keyboard33that333broke!33333”. Eunice: “33333333333”","I would love to explain how I got the id3ea for this one, but333333333333",\r
664,"Good Journalists","Mimi and Eunice wear brown hats saying “Press”. Mimi raises her finger and says: “A good journalist doesn’t get involved in any cause, not even a good one.” / Eunice: “What about an evil c…” / Mimi shouts: “No!”",\r
665,"United we Fall","Mimi looks at a rainbow banner up above. The letters “LGBTQIA+” are printed on it. / Mimi cuts of the right part saying “TQIA+” with a pair of scissors and it falls right of, turning gray. Mimi thinks: “We don’t need this.” / Later … Eunice has appeared. Mimi shouts: “Why are we so divided?” / Eunice: “‘We’?”",""\r
666,"Book Bans","Mimi is reading a book. Mimi says to Eunice: “Book bans are fashist! I learned it from this book.” / Eunice: “How come I never heard of that book?” / Mimi throws her arms into the air. Mimi: “Because it’s banned!”",\r
667,"Cost of Free Speech","Eunice stands in front of a laptop and Mimi stands behind it. On the laptop a few blue circles and some unreadable text is displayed. Eunice: “This social media site claims to be all for free speech.” / The display now shows a yellow warning sign. Eunice: “But if I don’t pay 9 monies per month, my visibility will be reduced.” / The monitor has become blank and is completely white. Mimi: “Fee speech.”. Eunice frowns.",\r
668,"Five Big Websites","Mimi cries: “There are only five big websites left.” / Eunice: “But what about all the millions of other websites? Why not visit them?” / Mimi cries again: “But then I’d have to leave my comfort zone.”. Eunice rolls her eyes.","I get it, it sucks so much on the WWW happens on large corporate websites so I understand people are frustrated by this centralization. However, the big websites still don’t represent the full WWW, let alone the Internet. Not even close. Independent communities exist, so give them a chance."\r
669,"It Depends on the Definition","Poppy complains to Eunice: “They’re committing genocide against my people!” / Eunice smiles and raises his finger. Eunice: “Actually, …” / Eunice starts to ramble, while his words continuously fade out: “… the correct term is ‘cultural genocide’. Just because they’re building internment camps, brainwash people into submission, seek to destroy your shared identity, try to minimize the birth rate and remove kids from families doesn’t make it real genoc…”. Poppy looks very angry the whole time.",\r
670,"Accidental Nazi","Eunice is playing around with a smartphone. Eunice says: “Oops! Accidentally liked a nazi meme.“. Mimi smiles and rolls her eyes, saying: “It happens.” / Eunice: “Oops! Accidentally followed a nazi influencer.”. Mimi’s face is now more serious. Mimi: “It happens.” / Eunice: “Oops! Accidentally posted the entire text of Mein Kampf.”. Mimi’s face is now even more serious, almost annoyed. Mimi: “Wait.”",\r
671,"Identity Question","Mimi is mildly depressed. Mimi: “I think I have an identity crisis.” / Mimi: “What are we?”. Eunice: “I don’t know.” / Eunice walks away, annoyed. Eunice: “Great! Now I have an identity crisis, too!”. Mimi frowns.",\r
672,"Never open the Basement Door","Mimi: “Our religion is the only one you can’t find dirt on.”. Eunice looks at a smartphone. Eunice: “Lemme fact-check this online …” / Mimi shouts in anger: “Stop! You know worldly sources are taboo!”. The smartphone has disappeared. Eunice: “But why?” / Mimi smiles and sweats. Mimi: “Totally not because we’re hiding dead bodies in the basement.”. Eunice: “I trust you. Religion is great!”",\r
673,"Normal People Forum","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. The screen says: ”Normal People Forum”. Mimi stand behind the laptop. Eunice: “Granted, I want to deny trans people the liberty to express their gender identity.” / Eunice continues with a happy face: “But I’m not a transphobe! I love them! I just wanna save them from their insanity.” / The laptop is now turned off and Mimi carries Eunice away from it. Eunice is not pleased by this. Mimi: “Alright, enough Internet for today.”. Eunice: “They need my help!”",\r
674,"Conservative Revolution","Mimi: “Let’s start a conservative revolution!”. Eunice: “Nah.” / Mimi: “Why not?” / Eunice: “I want to preserve the status quo.”",\r
675,"Spirit of Wealth","Mimi says to Eunice: “Being rich is a mindset.” / Eunice thinks: “I am rich. I am rich. I am rich.” / Eunice responds, annoyed: “It’s not working!”. Mimi: “You’re rich in imagination.”",\r
676,"Swear Word","Eunice: “That’s so gay!” / Mimi points at Eunice. Mimi: “It’s homophobic to use ‘gay’ as a swear word.”. Eunice: “Sorry.” / Later … Eunice: “That’s so bisexual!”",\r
677,"True Majority","Mimi: “Whatever the majority is saying, it must be true.” / Eunice: “Bullshit! That’s a logical fallacy.” / Mimi: “Do you have a poll to back that up?”. Eunice rolls his eyes.",\r
678,"All Power to the Experts","Eunice: “Experts should decide how we run society.” / Mimi: “Who decides who’s an expert?” / Eunice: “Greater experts!”",\r
679,"Doubleplusungood","Mimi: “The word ‘cisgender’ is newspeak!” / Eunice: “So how else do you call people who aren’t trans?” / Mimi: “‘Untrans’.”",\r
680,"The End of Pride","Mimi says to Eunice: “Pride Month was great!” / Mimi: “I wonder what comes next.” / Eunice: “11 months of shame.”. Mimi frowns.",\r
681,"Escalating Violence","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. On the TV screen, at the bottom the text “Breaking News!” is written. Also, there’s an “11” in the top right corner. In the middle, Keno is shown. Keno speaks: “Violence has escalated after innocent people were fatally shot by the police.” / Mimi turns around and says to Eunice: “After the shots?”",\r
682,"Justifying Slavery","Mimi: “You can’t justify slavery.”. Eunice smiles: “Yes you can!” / Eunice continues: “My slaves do my chores for free. This is awesome!”. Mimi rolls her eyes. / Mimi is angry. Mimi: “Not for the slaves.”. Eunice: “Good I’m not a slave then.”","9 out of 10 slave holders think slavery is great."\r
683,"Do I Have To Do Everything On My Own?","Mimi: “Slavery is wrong!” / Eunice makes a sad face. Eunice: “But without my slaves, who’s going to do my chores?” / Mimi points at Eunice and shouts: “You!”",\r
684,"Economic Self-Interest","Eunice says to Mimi: “Owning slaves is in my own rational economic self-interest.” / Eunice: “It would be economically irrational for me to not own slaves.” / Suddenly, an angry Poppy and an angry Keno appear out of nowhere and run after Eunice, who runs away in panic. Poppy is armed with a baseball bat. Poppy and Keno shout: “Overthrowing you is in our rational self-interest.”",\r
685,"Failcryption, part 1","Mimi proudly says: “My messages are encrypted.” / Eunice: “Are they end-to-end encrypted? If not, the admins can decrypt them.” / Mimi is shocked and screams: “Oh shi-”",\r
686,"Failcryption, part 2","Mimi proudly says: “My messages are end-to-end encrypted.” / Eunice: “You’ve installed the latest patch, right? Because in version 1.4, messages are accidentally sent unencrypted.” / Mimi is shocked and screams: “Oh shi-”",\r
687,"Failcryption, part 3","Mimi is slightly annoyed. Mimi: “My messages are end-to-end encrypted, software’s up-to-date and it was audited by 4 respected experts. Is that enough?” / Eunice: “That’s great, but why did you post your private keys on social media?” / Mimi is shocked and screams: “Oh shi-”",\r
688,"Security Nihilism","Mimi is angry. Mimi: “I.T. security sucks! No matter what you do, something’s going to trip you up.” / Mimi: “The only way to be secure is to not touch computers ever.” / Eunice shows a certificate to Mimi. Eunice: “I hereby grant you the title of ‘I.T. Security Analyst’.”. Mimi is grinning.",\r
689,"Religion is relative","Eunice says with an angry voice: “LGBT is a religion.” / Mimi: “But aren ’t you religious yourself? Why are you upset?” / Eunice: “When I do it, it’s good, when they do it, it’s evil.”. Mimi rolls her eyes.",\r
690,"I.T. Revolution","Mimi wears a gray cap with the letter “C” written on it. Mimi enthusiastically says: “Corporation, Inc. will revolutionize I.T.” / Eunice smiles. Eunice: “Really? How?” / Mimi: “No idea, but it’ll be something with blockchains.”. Eunice rolls his eyes.",\r
691,"Debate Trick","Eunice: “In logic, if you start from false premises, anything follows from them.” / Mimi: “Premise: The Sun’s a cube. Conclusion: Vaccines cause autism.” / Eunice: “See? It’s obvious nonsense.”. Mimi: “Wait. I can’t use this trick in debate?”",\r
692,"No Money for Freedom","Mimi: “Free software is just worse.”. Eunice: “Why?” / Mimi: “Cuz the devs get paid less.”. Eunice: “What do you pay them?” / Mimi: “Nothing, thus proving my point.”. Eunice is visible annoyed.",\r
693,"A sensitive Topic","Eunice smiles and says to Mimi: “Trans people are so sensitive.” / Later … Eunice cries. Eunice: “They called me ‘cisgender’.”. Mimi rolls his eyes.",\r
694,"Obscured Insecurity","Eunice shows a smartphone to Mimi. Eunice: “I’ve made the most secure messenger app.”. Mimi: “How does it work?” / Eunice: “If I told you, it wouldn’t be secure anymore, dummy!” / 5 hours later … Mimi and Eunice are gone. Keno stands in front of a laptop and smiles. Keno says: “And … hacked!”",\r
695,"Stumped","Stars are around Mimi, who happily proclaims: “Blockchain technologies are the future!” / Eunice: “What on Earth is a blockchain, anyway?” / Mimi goes TILT! She shuts down and has crosses for eyes. Smoke and sparks fly off of her. Eunice is surprised.",\r
696,"How to become Grand Master","Eunice is alone and looks at a laptop screen showing a chessboard in its initial position. Eunice thinks: “Online Chess? I have no idea how it works but I might try.” / A prompt appears on the screen. It says: “Your opponent has left the room. Claim victory?” / The laptop is gone. Eunice now stands before Mimi. Eunice proudly says: “Chess is easy.”",\r
697,"The ultimate Strategy","Eunice: “When I play against myself, I always win.” / Mimi: “But you also lose every time.” / Eunice: “Oh crap! I didn’t think this through.”",\r
698,"Financial Advice","Eunice says to Mimi: “Just convince enough people to give you money and you’ll be rich.” / Later … Eunice asks Mimi: “How’s it going?” / Mimi: “I’m stuck at the ‘convince people’ stage.”",\r
699,"Premining","Mimi says to Eunice: “Wanna know how to get rich with crypto currencies?” / Mimi: “Invent your own, give yourself a million of it, then sell this bullshit to unsuspecting fools.” / Eunice: “That’s just a scam!”. Mimi: “I never said it’d be ethical.”",\r
700,"Big Number","Mimi says: “700 is a big number.”. Eunice: “Hah. It’s quite small.” / Mimi says again: “700 is a big number.”, but this time, the 700 is written in a very big font. Eunice looks at the speech bubble. / The “700” fades to the background. Eunice: “That’s huge!”","Comic no. 700 was reached today and for me, that’s definitely a big number."\r
701,"Mouthless","Eunice looks at Mimi in panic. Mimi is silent and Eunice says: “Where has your mouth gone?”. Mimi indeed has no mouth, as is the case normally when a character is silent. / Mimi’s mouth appears and she says: “What are you talking about?”. Eunice still watches in shock with an open mouth. / Mimi falls silent again and so her mouth disappears again. Eunice panics again: “Now it’s gone again!”",\r
702,"Preventive Detention","Mimi says to Eunice: “Preventive detention isn’t a form of punishment.” / Mimi: “It just serves to keep us safe. But it’s not a punishment.” / A prison cell behind Mimi comes into view. It holds Poppy inside. Mimi turns around. Poppy says with an emotionless face: “Phew, that’s such a relief.”",\r
703,"Bragging Rights","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. The TV shows Keno saying: “We scientists have underestimated the extent of global heating.” / The TV is turned off and Mimi turns around towards Eunice. Eunice proudly states: “See? I’ve always said they were wrong.”",\r
704,"Climate Debate","Mimi and Eunice angrily point at each other. Mimi: “Global warming is real!”. Eunice: “Global warming is a hoax!” / Five heat waves later … Mimi and Eunice have disappeared and two gravestones saying “Mimi” and “Eunice” each have taken their place. A dark voice from beneath Eunice’s gravestone says: “Okay, you win.”",\r
705,"Truths","Eunice: “I care about the truth.” / Mimi laughs at Eunice. Mimi: “Amateur!” / Mimi proudly says: “I care about the real truth.”",\r
706,"Procreate!","Mimi: “I refuse to procreate.” / Eunice: “If everyone would be like you, we’d die out.” / Mimi: “Is everyone like me?”. Eunice: “No, but that’s not the point!”",\r
707,"Cis","Keno says to Mimi: “‘Cis’ is not a slur. I’m cis myself.” / Keno: “It just means I’m not trans.” / Mimi grabs a baseball bat and angrily runs after Keno, who flees in panic. Mimi screams: “I won’t tolerate your hate speech!”",\r
708,"Sacred Free Speech","Mimi: “Free speech means I can call you any slur I like.” / Eunice angrily walks away and says: “Freedom means I don’t have to put up with your shit.”. Mimi is surprised. / Mimi is now alone and cries. Mimi: “Nobody takes my sacred free speech serious anymore.”",\r
709,"Priorities","Mimi: “Our species is on the verge of extinction!” / Eunice: “Yeah, but first let’s talk about how that one guy got kicked from that one website.” / Mimi: “What?!”. Eunice: “This is really important!”",\r
710,"No Time for Nonsense","Eunice says to Mimi: “You’re valid and worthy of love.” / Mimi shouts: “I don’t want to be loved! I want to be left alone.” / Mimi: “It’s hard enough to love myself. I don’t have time for other people’s love.”",\r
711,"Quality Software","Eunice: “Free software is sometimes of low, sometimes of high quality.”. Mimi: “Yes.” / Eunice: “The same is true for open source.” / Mimi angrily shouts: “How dare you! Open source is always superior!”",\r
712,"Ending the Debate once and for all","Mimi: “Should I say ‘free software’ or ‘open source’?” / Eunice: “‘Open source’ rhymes with ‘open sores’.” / Mimi: “‘Free software’ it is!”","Finally! After all these years, this is the ultimate argument that ends this endless debate and is totally not a bad-faith attempt to derail the conversation to distract from real issues."\r
713,"World’s Greatest Copy Machine","A strange machine stands between Mimi and Eunice. Mimi says: “I’ve built the world’s greatest copy machine. It copies everything instantly.” / Eunice: “That’s great!” / Eunice now holds a small portable device in her hand which seems to scan the strange device in the middle. Eunice: “Cuz I’ve built the world’s greatest copyright infringement detector.”",\r
714,"Social Contagion","Eunice says to Mimi: “Transness is socially contagious.” / Suddenly, Poppy appears out of nowhere and says: “I am trans.” / Mimi and Eunice get very angry. Mimi shouts: “You’ve infected us!”. Eunice shouts: “This is all your fault!”",\r
715,"Kids in Danger","Eunice is angry and shouts at Mimi: “The queers are sexualizing children!” / Mimi: “Even asexuals?”. Eunice is stumped and says: “Umm …” / Eunice is angry again. Eunice: “The queers are asexualizing children!”",\r
716,"Completely Optional","Mimi: “My game isn’t pay-to-win crap.” / Mimi: “I only sell completely optional cosmetics.”. Eunice: “OK.” / Later … Eunice stares at a laptop screen. The screen says: “lol look at this n00b playing with the stupid default skin!”. Eunice frowns.",\r
717,"The Air is Yellow 5","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Mimi says to Eunice: “The bad news is: We’re going to suffocate painfully.” / Mimi: “The good news is: It won’t happen as soon as I thought.” / Eunice: “Phew! Lucky us!”",\r
718,"Don’t play with Razors","Mimi: “What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.” / Eunice: “You’ve just asserted that without evidence, so can I dismiss it.” / Mimi: “Your dismissal is evidence of my assertion.”",\r
719,"Don’t play with Razors 2","Eunice proudly states: “What has been asserted with evidence can be dismissed without evidence.” / Mimi objects: “You can’t do that.” / Eunice: “Of course I can! I never said I care about truth.”. Mimi rolls with the eyes.",\r
720,"Abnormal","Eunice: “I’m glad I’m normal!”. Mimi: “Me too!” / Eunice turns around and points at someone or something off-panel. Eunice: “Unlike these freaks over there.”. Mimi says in disgust: “Ew!” / Eunice turns around towards Mimi again. Eunice: “Now let’s talk trash about their genitals.”. Mimi: “Like normal people.”",\r
721,"Freedom of the Oppressor","Mimi tells Eunice: “I only feel free when I’m free to oppress others.” / Eunice raises her fist and replies: “Well, I only feel free when I’m free to resist oppression.” / Mimi sweats nervously and says: “Woah, woah! We shouldn’t take the idea of freedom too far!”. Eunice smiles.",\r
722,"Protecting the Users from Themselves","Mimi holds a smartphone and a brown suit case stands behind Eunice. Eunice: “The best way to protect users …” / Suddenly, Eunice aggressively smashes Mimi’s smartphone to pieces. Mimi jumps up in shock. Eunice continues: “… is to ban ‘untrustworthy’ devices from websites.” / Later … Eunice now stands alone in front of a laptop. The screen says: “Access denied”. Eunice thinks: “Damn! I forgot I’m an user, too.”",\r
723,"Hateship","Mimi tells Eunice: “My hatred of minorities has lost me all friends.” / Mimi: “But it was worth it.”. Eunice walks away and says: “You just lost me as well.” / Mimi goes into a victory pose, starts grinning and thinks: “Success!”",\r
724,"Gods Arguing","Mimi lies on the ground, praying. A voice from the heavens speaks: “I am God, creator of everything.” / A 2nd voice from the heavens says: “Liar! I am the real God!” / Mimi stands up. A 3rd voice from the heavens says: ”Nuh-uh. You’re both wrong.”. A 4th voice from the heavens says: “Here we go again …”",\r
725,"(Ir-)Rationality","Eunice tells Mimi: “I’m not irrational! I just follow a different rationality.”",\r
726,"Patent Shopping","Mimi and Eunice hold some money bills in their hand. Mimi: “Let’s buy up all patents!”. Eunice: “For innovation!” / The money bills are gone. A black suitcase stands between Mimi and Eunice. Eunice asks: “Now what do we do with our patents?” / Mimi turns around and holds the suitcase in her hand. She looks at a large open black safe. On the inner side of the safe door, a glowing red text reads: “TIME LOCK 20 years”. Mimi says: “Into the safe!”",\r
727,"Slackers","Mimi tells Eunice: “Stupid slackers! Doing nothing all day while begging for money.” / Eunice: “Indeed! They suck!” / Mimi stretches out her hand to Eunice: “Anyway, your rent is due.”",\r
728,"Expensive Alphabet","Eunice: “I’ve trademarked the alphabet.” / Mimi: “That’s not how this works.” / Eunice: “You already owe me 200,000 monies.”. Mimi rolls his eyes.",\r
729,"Criminal End Users","Mimi: “People who visit illegal websites need to be jailed.” / Eunice: “How do you know a website is illegal without visiting it?”. Mimi is irritated for a moment. / And so … Mimi and Euncie are behind bars. Eunice frowns. Mimi: “Turns out we’re all criminal end users.”",\r
730,"The Air is Yellow 6","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Eunice: “We should do something about the toxic air.” / Mimi rolls her eyes. Mimi: “That’s such a non-issue.” / Mimi points at Eunice’s nose which suddenly has green spots on it. Mimi: “I’d rather be concerned about the nose-eating bacteria.”. Eunice is starting to sweat nervously.",\r
731,"Pointy-Eared Threat","Eunice (who has floppy ears) says to Keno (who has ears with a kink): “Those longears are a threat to society.”. Keno: “Agreed.” / Eunice and Keno watch TV. The TV shows Poppy (who has switch ears, i.e. one pointy and one floppy ear). Poppy says: “A pointy-eared person has just committed the first and only violent crime by any such person ever.” / Eunice and Keno happily say together: “This one incident will be our talking point for the next 5 years.”",\r
732,"World’s a Prison","Eunice tells Mimi: “Deprivation of liberty is a crime.” / “The punishment for that is prison.” / The view changes to the planet. It's a round planet with large oceans and some green land. The planet is surrounded by a sphere of gray bars. Someone on the planet says: “That explains a lot.”",\r
733,"Everything is Sex","Eunice says to Mimi: “Everything’s about sex these days.”. / Eunice: “Even language itself.” / Mimi panics and screams: “What the fuck?!”","Even this comic is about sex!",\r
734,"Literal Password","Keno stands on a box and speaks two a few listeners: Eunice and someone else. Keno: “Everyone! My password is ‘************’.”. Eunice and the other person say sarcastically: “Very funny.”. / Keno is alone. Keno smiles and thinks: “They don’t know that’s literally my password. I’m so clever.” / Later … Eunice stands at a laptop. Eunice thinks: “Oh! That’s literally his password. I’m so clever.”. The laptop screen shows “Access granted”.",\r
735,"Dark Energy","Mimi: “What’s dark energy?” / Eunice: “I have a clear scientific answer for that:” / Eunice: “I don’t know.”",\r
736,"Perfect Citizen","Eunice holds a huge book with a paragraph sign on its cover. Eunice says to Mimi: “I’m reading every law. I don’t want to do anything wrong.” / 45 years later. Eunice is exhausted and say: “I’m done!”. Behind Eunice theres a large tower of books. / Mimi says to Eunice: “There are twice as many laws by now.”",\r
737,"Gender Abolition","Mimi and Eunice: “Let’s abolish gender!” / Soon … / Mimi is disappointed and shouts: “Now we’re all agender.”. Eunice: “Damn it!”",\r
738,"Fire Debate","Large flames rage in the background. Mimi panics and shouts to Eunice: “The house is on fire!” / Eunice: “I’m neutral. I’m neither for extinguishing the fire nor for putting fuel to it.” / Eunice: “My position is superior.”. Mimi runs away in panic.",\r
739,"Inviting Hackers","Eunice tells Mimi: “Games can’t be free software.” / Eunice: “The source code must be secret, or else you’ll invite hackers.” / Mimi and Eunice are gone. Keno comes into view. Keno stands in front of a laptop. Keno smiles and says: “As if that’s going to stop me.”",\r
740,"Division by Zero","The colors are inverted. Black is white, and white is black. Mimi says to Eunice: “I’m going to divide by zero.” / Mimi starts to write somthing on a piece of paper. Eunice shouts: “Don’t do it, the Universe is gonna explode!” / Billions of years later … The colors have become normal. Eunice talks to a small floppy-eared kid: “… and this is how the Big Bang happened. I’m still mad.”",\r
741,"File Lending","A laptop stands between Mimi and Eunice. The screen show “File Lending”. Eunice: “You can’t lend files. You can only copy them.” / Eunice: “What would stop me from sharing that file I’ve ‘lended’, anyway?” / Mimi now holds a pistol in her hand and Eunice jumps up in shock. Mimi: “My gun.”",\r
742,"Genderspeak","Mimi: “Hi!”. Eunice: “That word is gender-neutral. Disgusting!” / Mimi is annoyed and walks away, saying: “Fuck off, bitch!”. Eunice: “Much better!”",\r
743,"Nazi Accusation","Eunice cries. “Waah! They called me a neonazi!” / Mimi: “Are you a neonazi?”. Eunice: “Nope.” / Eunice: “But I’ll become one as revenge for their lies.”. Mimi is visibly shocked.",\r
744,"Messaging Error","Mimi has a big smile and literally says to Eunice: “:-(” / Eunice replies with: “What?”",\r
745,"Fucking Pronouns!","Mimi: “Pronouns in video games make me mad!” / Eunice: “Why?” / Mimi. “They remind me I’m not a pro.”",\r
746,"Patient Feelings","Eunice tells Mimi: “I don’t feel attracted to you.” / Mimi: “That’s okay. I can wait.” / Later … Eunice has disappeared and Mimi has become a skeleton.",\r
747,"There’s an App for That","Eunice: “I’ve created an app that will fix homelessness.” / Mimi holds a smartphone in her hand. The screen displays: “Have you considered not being poor?”",\r
748,"Didn’t see That Coming","Eunice: “I’m a psychic.” / Mimi: “Will you demonstrate your ability in a scientific t…” / Eunice flees and Mimi continues: “…est?”",\r
749,"Move Fast","Mimi and Eunice run. Eunice says: “Move fast and break things!” / CRASH! / Eunice sticks to a large brick wall, flattened. Mimi sees it and is disturbed.",\r
750,"Letter Salad","Mimi asks Eunice: “Are you part of the LGBT…” / “…QXYPAZMNSWRKYC…?” / Eunice interrupts and shouts: “Shut up!”. Mimi: “I take that as a ‘Yes’.”",\r
751,"Ideological Software","Eunice says to Mimi: “Free software is a cute idea. But it’s just too ideological for me.” / Eunice: “By the way, you still owe me license fees of 1,000,000 monies.”",\r
752,"Don’t be a Bully","Mimi says to Eunice: “Getting bullied increases the risk of suicide. Don’t be a bully.” / Eunice jumps up and screams: “Gasp!” / Eunice angrily points at Mimi. Eunice: “You’re emotionally blackmailing me!”",\r
753,"Internet Cult","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. A yellow cable is connected. Mimi: “You’re part of a cult!” / Mimi cuts off the cable with a pair of scissors. Mimi: “I’m cuttin you off the Internet and all your cultist friends.” / Mimi stomps on the laptop and walks straight towads Eunice with dangerously happy-looking eyes. Mimi: “Now we can be together forever.”",\r
754,"Own Research","Mimi says to Eunice: “I’m doing my own research.” / A piece of paper appears and floats between Mimi and Eunice. Mimi: “I found 1 paper that supports my worldview. I’m right.” / Suddenly, 99 sheets of paper appear, distributed on 3 stacks. Eunice: “What about the 99 papers that refute it?”. Mimi: “Obvious pseudoscience.”",\r
755,"The next Einstein","Eunice writes on a piece of paper and thinks: “I’ll show the scientific establishment they’re all wrong! My calculations are perfect. My evidence is irrefutable. They may laugh at me now, but soon I’ll be the next Einstein.” / Mimi holds the piece of paper in her hand. Mimi: “There’s a mistake in equation 5.” / Eunice shouts at Mimi: “You just can’t handle the truth!”",\r
756,"Salvation","Mimi: “Jesus is the answer to everything.” / Eunice: “Why do we exist?”. Mimi: “Jesus!”. Eunice: “What’s our destiny?”. Mimi: “Jesus!” / Eunice: “Why do so many people leave church?”. Mimi: “Jesus!”",\r
757,"Misrepresentation","Mimi: “Conspiracy theorists believe that Jewish nazis on Planet X are brainwashing the Freemasons in order to enslave the Illuminati. Absurd!” / Eunice: “Liar! Nobody believes such nonsense.” / Eunice: “Only reptiloids live on Planet X.”",\r
758,"Scrupulousness","Mimi wears a police hat. Mimi: “It is my duty to uphold the law.” / Eunice: “Even if the law is evil?” / Mimi: “Technically, no. But disobedience harms my career.”",\r
759,"Precrime, part 1","Eunice shows a smartphone to Mimi. Eunice: “This app predicts crime.”. Mimi: “How does it work?” / Eunice: “Blablabla algorithms. Blablabla artificial intelligence. Blabla blockchain.” / Mimi: “I don’t understand anything so you’re clearly an expert.”",\r
760,"Precrime, part 2","Mimi looks at a smartphone and uses the Crime Prediction App. The screen displays a warning: “Keno will commit murder at 3 p.m.” / Mimi walks to Keno and shows handcuffs. Mimi: “You’re under arrest for future murder.” / Keno is in jail. Keno shouts: “This is bullshit!”. Mimi: “That’s what all pre-criminals say.”",\r
761,"Precrime, part 3","Mimi tells Eunice: “Your Crime Prediction App is wrong 99% of the time.” / Eunice: “That’s not a problem.” / “To capture one criminal, you only have to punish 99 innocent people.”",\r
762,"Precrime, part 4","A laptop stands between Mini and Eunice, facing Eunice. Eunice: “I’ve revised the crime-detection algorithm. Now it can detect all criminals.” / The laptop says: “Eyeryone is guilty. No exceptions.” / Eunice: “Admittedly, there are a lot of false-positives.”",\r
763,"Zombie Apocalypse","Mimi shouts to Eunice: ”Zombies are invading!” / The next day … Mimi: “Phew! it was jsut a false alert.” / Eunice, stocked full with guns and grenades, says: “I’m so disappointed.”",\r
764,"The Belief of the Non-Believers","Mimi and Eunice walk towards a dashed line outline of a house. Mimi and Eunice say: “Every day, we travel to the Imaginary Holy House.” / Mimi and Eunice lie down in a praying pose and say: “We worship The One Who Doesn’t Exist.” / Mimi and Eunice stand up and say, smiling: “Our religion: Atheism.”","Absurd, right? Yet that’s how I feel the strange logic goes whenever someone makes the false claim that atheism is a religion."\r
765,"Fire Accelerant","Mimi angrily says with a clenched fist: “Stupid refugees!”. Eunice: “Indeed! They ought to rescue themselves.” / Mimi: “Stupid beggars!”. Eunice: “They ought to pay themselves.” / Mimi: “Stupid burn victims!”. Eunice: “They ought to extinguish themselves.”",\r
766,"Club LGBT","A sign saying “CLUB LGBT” is hanging from the right side. Mimi walks towards Eunice on the right. Eunice holds up his flat hand for a “Stop!” gesture. Eunice: “Asexuals aren’t oppressed enough to enter our exclusive club.” / Mimi: “How much oppression is enough?” / Eunice: “There must have been at least one genocide.”",\r
767,"Secret Robot","Mimi says to Keno: “I think you might be a robot.”. Keno: “That’s nonsense!” / Mimi: “What’s 0.2+0.1?” / Keno: “0.30000000000000004.”. Mimi looks at the reader and says: “I knew it!”",\r
768,"Making Love","Heart symbols fly around Eunice. Eunice says with a romantic voice to Mimi: “If you truly love me, you’d make love with me.” / Mimi: “Nope. I’m sex-repulsed. But I can express my love by other means.” / Eunice screams: “How can you be so heartless?!”",\r
769,"Virgin","Poppy asks Mimi: “Hey, are you still a virgin?” / Mimi starts to cry loudly and shouts: “I’m a failure!” / Years later … Mimi says to Poppy: “Turns out sex kinda sucks anyway.”",\r
770,"Sexual Revolution","Mimi and Poppy are in the picture. Poppy celebrates: “The sexual revolution is a complete success.” / Poppy: “Now we can have sex as often as we want.”. Mimi: “Including never.” / Poppy gets very angry, points with the finger at Mimi and shouts: “Counter-revolutionary!”. Mimi jumps up in fear.","The freedom to do something includes the freedom not to do it."\r
771,"Sexpectations","Poppy and Eunice are in the picture. Poppy: “I have sex twice a day.”. Eunice shouts at Poppy: “Freak!” / Poppy is gone and Mimi took her place. Mimi: “I don’t have any sex.”. Eunice: “Freak!” / Mimi is gone and Keno took his place. Mimi: “I have sex as often as society expects from me.”. Eunice smiles and says: “Finally someone who is compliant.”","It’s not about sex. It’s about forcing a norm onto all of us."\r
772,"Disgust lies in the Eye of the Beholder","Mimi and Keno are in the picture. Mimi has pointy ears, Keno has kink ears. Mimi: “I find floppy ears repulsive.” / Keno: “That’s clearly a you problem.” / Mimi protests: “Noo! They are the problem! Not me!”. Keno is visibly annoyed.",\r
773,"National Liberation","Mimi and Eunice hold a demonstration and stand in front of Poppy. Mimi holds a sign that says “Freedom”. Mimi and Eunice chant: “Our country will be free …” / Suddenly, Mimi and Eunice have angry faces. Eunice now holds a pistol in her hand. They shout: “… from you, specifically!”. Poppy escapes, leaving a cloud of dust.",\r
774,"Social Media 2.0","Mimi: “Social media is kinda boring.” / Eunice: “Yeah. We should spice things up.” / An all-seeing eye appears in the background. Mimi and Eunice say with an evil voice: “Let’s create anti-social media!”",\r
775,"Conspiracy Denialism","Eunice: “The biggest conspiracy is the one that denies the existence of conspiracies.” / Mimi: “I don’t know anyone who flat-out denies conspiracies.” / Eunice angrily points at Mimi: “You’re a conspiracy denialist denialist!”",\r
776,"Verified Shitpost","Eunice stares at a laptop screen. Eunice says to Mimi: “According to this post, the Moon is made out of cheese.“ / Mimi: “That’s an obvious lie.“ / Eunice: “But the account is verified!”. The laptop screen is zoomed in. The text shows the following: “Shitposter420”, followed by a filled blue circle with a check mark in it. It glows. New line. “posted 6 minutes ago”. New line. “ZOMG the moon is cheese!!! 100% REAL!!!!!!11”. And below that text, a picture of the Moon is shown, but tinted yellow.",\r
777,"The Boat is Full","Mimi and Eunice stand on surfaces with a different color. They are separated by a barbed wire fence. There’s a suitcase behind Eunice. Mimi: “I can’t let you through.” / The view zooms out and a map appears. Mimi: “In our country, there’s just not enough space.”. Mimi stands in Mimistan, which is huge but mostly empty safe for a few mountains and Mimi. Eunice stands in the small country Eunicia, which is bordering Mimistan, Kenistria and Poppy’s Empire.",\r
778,"Sex and Love","Mimi says to Eunice: “Sex and love are basically the same.” / Mimi: “If you love me, you want to fuck me.”. Eunice is visibly shocked. / Eunice rolls her eyes and walks away, saying: “No, I don’t.”. Mimi points at Eunice and shouts: “Bigot!”",\r
779,"No means No","Mimi has “love eyes” and excitingly runs towards Eunice, shouting: “Let’s fuck!”. Eunice is not amused and jumps up in fear. / Eunice holds up the hand and says loudly: “No!” / Mimi stops and starts to think: “What could she possibly mean by that?”",\r
780,"Heavenly Power","Mimi says with a very romantic voice: “Love is a heavenly power.” / Eunice gets mad, look and points to the sky and shouts: “So you are behind this.”",\r
781,"Business Consulting","Mimi tells Eunice: “The key to a successful business …” / “… is to keep costs low and profits high.” / Eunice: “Amazing! Here’s your consulting fee.”. Eunice hands out a check worth 5,000,000 monies to a smiling Mimi.",\r
782,"Biological Clock","Mimi asks Eunice: “You still don’t have children?” / Mimi throws up her arms. Mimi: “You need to hurry! Your biological clock is ticking!” / Eunice: “So when the time runs out, will you finally shut up?”. Mimi frowns.",\r
783,"Not all Attractions are created Equal","Eunice to Mimi: “For some people, sexual and romantic attraction are different.” / Mimi: “That’s a lie!”. Eunice: “Huh?” / Mimi proudly point to herself, saying: “They’re the same for me.”. Eunice rolls her eyes.",\r
784,"Love-Hate","Eunice angrily points at Mimi and screams: “I hate you!” / Mimi shouts and points back: “I hate you, too!” / Mimi and Eunice touch each other at their noses and smile. A black heart floats above them. Eunice: “We’re meant to hate each other.”",\r
785,"Good Advice","Eunice: “Good advice is expensive.” / Mimi: “Yes, you’re right.” / Eunice extends her hand. Eunice: “You owe me 500 monies for this advice.”",\r
786,"As Me Anything","Mimi: “Ask me anything.”. Eunice: “How do you masturbate?” / Mimi and Eunice say nothing. / Eunice: “I thought I can ask you anything.”. Mimi: “Yes, but I won’t answer everything.”",\r
787,"Milktoast","Eunice: “You’re so milktoast.” / Mimi: “It’s spelled ‘milquetoast’.”. Eunice: “OK.” / Eunice suddenly panics and shouts: “Wait, how did you hear my spelling?”",\r
788,"The Parcel","Eunice poops on the ground, in front of Mimi. Mimi points at the poo and says: “Disgusting!” / Eunice turns around and says: “How dare you!” / Eunice says: “This is art.”",\r
789,"The Masterpiece","There’s a small pile of poo on the ground. It’s between Mimi and Eunice. Mimi looks at it and says: “It this art or can I throw it away?” / Eunice: “You can throw it away.” / Eunice turns around and proudly points at a giant stinking pile of poo. Eunice: “THIS is art.”. Mimi jumps up in shock.",\r
790,"The Fartwork","There’s a large stinking brown pile of poo behind Eunice. Mimi and Eunice look at it. Eunice: “What do you think about my artwork?” / Mimi: “It looks like shit.” / Eunice smiles. Eunice: “Thanks.”",\r
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792,"Nazi Language","Mimi shouts: “You’re using nazi language!” / Eunice: “Bullshit! People like you are such fragile snowflakes.” / Eunice: “Cuz once I’m in charge, y’all get crushed.”",\r
793,"Mimi Derangement Syndrome","Eunice: “I disagree.”. Mimi: “Of course you do.” / Mimi: “You’re suffering from Mimi Derangement Syndrome.”. Eunice rolls his eyes. / Eunice: “That’s not a real thing.”. Mimi: “You’re still disagreeing.”",\r
794,"They wanted it","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. Mimi on the other side says: “You’re tricking your users into handing you over their email traffic.” / Eunice: “Yes, but …” / “… I did it to improve the user experience.”",\r
795,"Spiritual Messages","Mimi holds a smartphone. Eunice: “This mobile stuff disturbs the reception of spiritual messages.”/ Mimi: “Uh-huh.” / Mimi: “I wonder which frequencies the spirits use.”",\r
796,"Non-Loving Relationship","Mimi: “I don’t love you.” / Eunice: “I don’t love you either.” / Mimi: “Great! So we can have a normal relationship.”",\r
797,"Important Distinction","Sounds of pleasure come from the right: “Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Aaaah!”. Mimi is annoyed and tries to cover her ears. / A happy Eunice appears. Mimi confronts Eunice: “I thought you’re asexual.”. Eunice: “I am.” / Eunice: “But I’m not amasturbational.”",""\r
798,"Satirical Supremacy","Mimi is chasing Eunice with a knife. Mimi: “Satire’s allowed to do everything!”. Eunice runs away in panic, saying: “That’s not what Tucholsky meant!”. Ever since the satirists took power, life has been no laughing matter for us.",\r
799,"The Cause","Eunice says to Mimi: “I donated years of my time to the Cause.”. Mimi half-heartedly says: “Thanks, I guess?” / Poppy says to Mimi: “I donated one million monies to the Cause.”. Mimi bows down: “How could we ever repay you?” / Eunice complains: “Poppy just moved one large number from one place to another. That’s easy!”",\r
800,"Super-Smart TV","Mimi and Eunice look at a large television. Mimi: “I finally got us a smart TV.” / Suddenly, a red light cone emerges from the smart TV towards Mimi’s face. The smart TV says: “Scanning … Name: Mimi. Favourite genre: Fantasy.” / The smart TV continues: “Sexual orientation:”. Mimi and Eunice panic and scream: “Too smart!”",\r
801,"Secure Password","Mimi stands in front of a laptop. A face appears on the screen and the laptop says: “Please choose a secure password.”. / Mimi is sweating while typing on the keyboard: “4UCMjPtxitIes5ROwBIuIl3TpEuTqqHuwAoiwQUTTZmce7gM7VgIjkta”. / The laptop says: “Not secure enough. There must be at least 2 special characters.”",\r
802,"Double Mimi","Two characters with pointy ears look at each other. The right one says: “Hi, I’m ‘Mimi’.” / The left one says: “Hey, that’s my name!” / The right one says: “Not exactly. My name has quotation marks in it.”",\r
803,"Mimi’s Name 1","The word “Mimi” with eyes and feet stands on front of Mimi. Mimi asks the word: “What are you?” / The word says: “I’m your name.”. Mimi says: “And what are you called?” / The word replies: “Hans-Peter.”",\r
804,"Mimi’s Name 2","Mimi tells Eunice: “My name is called ‘Hans-Peter’.” / Eunice: “But I thought your name is ‘Mimi’.” / Mimi: “Yes. ‘Mimi’ is my name. But ‘Hans-Peter’ is the name of my name.”",\r
805,"The Four Stages of Climate Grief","Denial. Eunice says to Mimi: “‘Global warming’ is a hoax.” / Anger. Eunice angrily shouts at Mimi: “You’re part of a climatologist conspiracy!” / Bargaining. Eunice says: “OK, global warming is real, but it’s not our fault.” / Acceptance. Eunice says: “Deadly droughts are good, actually!”",\r
806,"Corporate Failure","Mimi and Eunice at Corporation, Inc. look at a company value chart with the line going down. Eunice: “We’re not failing, we’ve just stopped production.”",\r
807,"Corporate Identity Crisis","At Corporation, Inc. HQ: Keno says to Mimi: “I’m worried about Eunice. He’s overdoing it with the corporate identity.” / Eunice, whose body is shaped like the C from Corporation Inc.’s logo, says: “No, I’m not!”",\r
808,"Ad Break","Mimi and Eunice watch TV. The screen shows the words “ad break”. Mimi is angry and shouts: “That’s it! I’m done with TV.” / Mimi and Eunice stand in front of a laptop now. Mimi: “Let’s watch Internet video instead.” / Suddenly, the laptop screen displays the text “Internet ad break”. Mimi screams: “Damn it!”",\r
809,"The Ancient Prophet","Keno stands on a block of stone and speaks to Poppy: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” / 2000 years later … / Mimi reads from a book to Eunice. Mimi says: “He clearly meant bullying is justified as long you repent.”",\r
810,"Cycle of Hatred","Eunice says to Mimi: “The degenerates disgust me.”. Mimi: “Why?” / Eunice: “Because they’re a threat to us!”. Mimi: “Why?” / Eunice: “Because they disgust me!”. Mimi: “Why?”",\r
811,"Meta-Scepticism","Eunice says to Mimi: “I’m very sceptical.” / Mimi: “I doubt that.” / Eunice: “You, too?”",\r
812,"Digits","Eunice looks at a laptop with a face on the screen. It smugly says: “The only digitis are 0 and 1.” / Eunice: “Oh, you’re funny! Everyone knows there are 10 digits.” / The laptop replies: “Exactly!”",\r
813,"Free-to-Pray","Mimi and Eunice stand in a church. Eunice: “This is a Free-to-Pray church. Prayer is free!” / Mimi starts to pray. / Eunice reaches out her hand and says: “Longer prayers cost extra.”","I’m not religious, I just did it for the pun."\r
814,"To the Future!","Eunice tells Mimi: “I’ve built a time machine!”. Mimi: “Great! Can I see it?” / Eunice: “To be precise, I will have built it.” / Mimi rolls her eyes. Mimi. “You don’t have anything, don’t ya?”. Eunice: “Not yet.”",\r
815,"Religious Compassion","Eunice: “My religion teaches compassion.” / Mimi: “So we can agree to accept LGBT peo…” / Eunice interrupts: “No! This is different!”",\r
816,"Hate Videos","Eunice angrily points at Mimi and shouts: “You make money with hate videos!” / Mimi: “That’s not true!” / Mimi: “I spread my hate for free.”",\r
817,"Not everyone’s into Sex","Eunice nervously says to Mimi: “Sex … it kinda scares me.” / Mimi: “It’s okay. You don’t have to do it if you don’t like it.”. Eunice: “Thanks.” / Eunice: “Now I want to talk about masturbation.”. Mimi turns around and walks away, saying: “No thanks!”",\r
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819,"No Time for this Bullshit","A strange being in a black habit holding a scythe in the hand stands before Mimi. It says: “I’m death. I have come to get you.” / Mimi: “Ugh! That’s really inconvenient right now.” / Mimi: “Do you know how many appointments I have?”",\r
820,"Death Promotion","Death stands in front of Eunice, demanding: “Kill yourself!” / Eunice turns around and angrily walks away. He says: “Fuck off!” / Death thinks to itself: “This job is harder than I thought.”",\r
821,"Bored to Death","Mimi says to Eunice: “Eat. Work. Sleep. Repeat. Is that all?” / Eunice clenches her fist, saying: “No. We have to break the cycle.” / Suddenly, Mimi and Eunice jump up in fear. Death has appeared before them. It says: “I’ve got an idea.”",\r
822,"True Lies","Mimi: “If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.” / Eunice: “That’s a lie.” / Mimi: “I didn’t repeat it often enough yet.”",\r
823,"Truer Lies","Mimi says to Eunice: “If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.” / Mimi: “If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.” / Eunice replies: “It’s still a lie.”",\r
824,"Gifts of Life","Mimi: “There are no gifts in life.” / Eunice happily says, with a sunny forest landscape in the background: “But isn’t nature the greatest gift?” / Mimi says: “No”. Mimi and Eunice look at a sign that says: “WARNING! No trespassing! Private property”",\r
825,"The Air is Yellow 7","Mimi and Eunice are behind a thick layer of some yellowish haze. Mimi: “The yellow air is getting worse every week. There’s nothing we can do.“. Eunice: “These are the end times.” / Poppy appears. She says: “Well, we could try to stop setting forests on fire.” / Mimi and Eunice angrily shout: “We don’t want solutions!”",\r
826,"Forced Freedom","Mimi: “I don’t want to oppressed by anyone.” / Eunice: “So you want for force others to allow you to live freely?!” / Eunice: “You’re the real oppressor!”",\r
827,"Fake Currency","There’s a table with a money bill between Mimi and Eunice. Eunice angrily points at the bill and says: “What kind of fake currency is that?!“ / Mimi: “Umm … dollar.”. Eunice: “What a ridiculous name!” / Eunice: “We only accept monies here.”",\r
828,"Tyranny of Air","Mimi: “There’s now a law that mandates breathing.” / Eunice: “Oh, really? I’m going to suffocate out of spite then.”",\r
829,"Authoritarian Moderation","Eunice: “I hate the authoritarian moderation on social media.” / Eunice: “So I’ll buy it!”. Mimi: “You’re a hero!” / Later … “Freedom! Now I get to ban these filthy cripples!”",\r
830,"User Quest","Eunice stands in front of a laptop. Mimi says: “We need to improve the user experience.”. Eunice: “OK.” / Later … Now Mimi looks at the laptop, confused. The laptop talks: “Contratulations, user! You’ve gained 100 experience points.”",\r
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832,"Exploding Worlds","Eunice says to Mimi: “According to prophecy, our world’s gonna explode. Yet the prohpets will be mocked.” / Keno appears. Eunice turns around. Keno says: “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.” / Eunice turns back to Mimi again. Eunice says: “See? Half of the prophecy already came true.”",\r
833,"Higher Values","Mimi angrily asks Eunice: “How could you justify slavery?” / Eunice: “To quote the bible …”","Titus 2:9-10"\r