lisp/obsolete/bruce.el

   1 ;;; bruce.el --- bruce phrase utility for overloading the Communications -*- no-byte-compile: t -*-
   2 ;;; Decency Act snoops, if any.
   3
   4 ;; Copyright (C) 1988, 1993, 1997, 2001-2014 Free Software Foundation,
   5 ;; Inc.
   6
   7 ;; Maintainer: FSF
   8 ;; Keywords: games
   9 ;; Created: Jan 1997
  10 ;; Obsolete-since: 24.3
  11
  12 ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
  13
  14 ;; GNU Emacs is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
  15 ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
  16 ;; the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
  17 ;; (at your option) any later version.
  18
  19 ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
  20 ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
  21 ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
  22 ;; GNU General Public License for more details.
  23
  24 ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
  25 ;; along with GNU Emacs.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
  26
  27 ;;; Commentary:
  28
  29 ;; This program was written to protest the miss-named "Communications
  30 ;; Decency Act of 1996. This Act bans "indecent speech", whatever that is,
  31 ;; from the Internet. For more on the CDA, see Richard Stallman's essay on
  32 ;; censorship, included in the etc directory of emacs distributions 19.34
  33 ;; and up. See also http://www.eff.org/blueribbon.html.
  34
  35 ;; For many years, emacs has included a program called Spook. This program
  36 ;; adds a series of "keywords" to email just before it goes out. On the
  37 ;; theory that the NSA monitors people's email, the keywords would be
  38 ;; picked up by the NSA's snoop computers, causing them to waste time
  39 ;; reading your meeting schedule notices or other email boring to everyone
  40 ;; but you and (you hope) the recipient. See below (I left in the original
  41 ;; writeup when I made this conversion), or the emacs documentation at
  42 ;; ftp://prep.ai.mit.edu/pub/gnu/emacs-manual*.
  43
  44 ;; Bruce is a direct copy of spook, with the word "spook" replaced with
  45 ;; the word "bruce". Thanks to "esr", whoever he, she or it may be, this
  46 ;; conversion was an extremely easy piece of editing, suitable for a first
  47 ;; essay at elisp programming.
  48
  49 ;; You may think of the name as having been derived from a certain Monty
  50 ;; Python routine. Or from Lenny Bruce, who opposed censorship in his own
  51 ;; inimitable way. Bruce does exactly what Spook does: it throws keywords
  52 ;; into your email messages or other documents.
  53
  54 ;; However, in order to comply with the CDA as interpreted by Richard
  55 ;; Stallman (see the essay on censorship), bruce is distributed without a
  56 ;; data file from which to select words at random. Sorry about that. I
  57 ;; believe the average user will be able to come up with a few words on
  58 ;; his or her own. If that is a problem, feel free to ask any American
  59 ;; teenager, preferably one who attends a government school. Failing
  60 ;; that, you might write to Mr. Clinton or Ms Reno or their successors and
  61 ;; ask them for suggestions. Think of it as a public spirited act: the
  62 ;; time they spend answering you is time not spent persecuting someone
  63 ;; else. However, do ask them to respond by snail mail, where their
  64 ;; suggestions would be legal.
  65
  66 ;; To build the data file, just start a file called bruce.lines in the etc
  67 ;; directory of your emacs distribution. Note that each phrase or word has
  68 ;; to be followed by an ascii 0, control-@. See the file spook.lines in
  69 ;; the etc directory for an example. In emacs, use c-q c-@ to insert the
  70 ;; ascii 0s.
  71
  72 ;; Once you have edited up a data file, you have to tell emacs how to find
  73 ;; the program bruce. Add the following two lines to your .emacs file. Be
  74 ;; sure to uncomment the second line.
  75
  76 ;; for bruce mode
  77 ;; (autoload 'bruce "bruce" "Use the Bruce program to protest the CDA" t)
  78
  79 ;; Shut down emacs and fire it up again. Then "M-x bruce" should put some
  80 ;; shocking words in the current buffer.
  81
  82
  83 ;; Please note that I am not suggesting that you actually use this program
  84 ;; to add "illegal" words to your email, or any other purpose. First, you
  85 ;; don't really need a program to do it, and second, it would be illegal
  86 ;; for me to suggest or advise that you actually break the law. This
  87 ;; program was written as a demonstration only, and as an act of political
  88 ;; protest and free expression protected by the First Amendment, or
  89 ;; whatever is left of it.
  90
  91
  92 ;; We now return to the original writeup for spook:
  93
  94 ;; Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu> didn't write the
  95 ;; program spook, from which this was adapted, and even if he did, he
  96 ;; really didn't mean for you to use it in an anarchistic way.
  97 ;;
  98 ;; To use this:
  99 ;;  Just before sending mail, do M-x spook.
 100 ;;  A number of phrases will be inserted into your buffer, to help
 101 ;;  give your message that extra bit of attractiveness for automated
 102 ;;  keyword scanners.  Help defeat the NSA trunk trawler!
 103
 104 ;;; Code:
 105
 106 (require 'cookie1)
 107
 108 ; Variables
 109 (defgroup bruce nil
 110   "Insert phrases selected at random from a file into a buffer."
 111   :prefix "bruce-"
 112   :group 'games)
 113
 114 (defcustom bruce-phrases-file "~/bruce.lines"
 115   "Keep your favorite phrases here."
 116   :type 'file
 117   :group 'bruce)
 118
 119 (defcustom bruce-phrase-default-count 15
 120   "Default number of phrases to insert."
 121   :type 'integer
 122   :group 'bruce)
 123
 124 ;;;###autoload
 125 (defun bruce ()
 126   "Adds that special touch of class to your outgoing mail."
 127   (interactive)
 128   (or (file-exists-p bruce-phrases-file)
 129       (error "You need to create %s" bruce-phrases-file))
 130   (cookie-insert bruce-phrases-file
 131                  bruce-phrase-default-count
 132                  "Checking authorization..."
 133                  "Checking authorization...Approved"))
 134
 135 ;;;###autoload
 136 (defun snarf-bruces ()
 137   "Return a vector containing the lines from `bruce-phrases-file'."
 138   (or (file-exists-p bruce-phrases-file)
 139       (error "You need to create %s" bruce-phrases-file))
 140   (cookie-snarf bruce-phrases-file
 141                 "Checking authorization..."
 142                 "Checking authorization...Approved"))
 143
 144 ;; Note: the implementation that used to take up most of this file has been
 145 ;; cleaned up, generalized, gratuitously broken by esr, and now resides in
 146 ;; cookie1.el.
 147
 148 (provide 'bruce)
 149
 150 ;;; bruce.el ends here