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  18 <h1 class="songtitle">Little Susie Shallow Throat</h1>
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  20 <p>Written by David Allan Coe. <br />
  21 Included as the 22nd track on the bootleg CD <em>Hard to find</em>, Which is the only Dylan connection. <br />
  22 So, it doesn't belong here (it doesn't belong anywhere really)(but it's kinda funny though), for any other reason than that it reminds me of Litte Sadie and Lonesome Suzie, and because of the subtle reference to <em>Ballad of a thin Man </em>(both the &quot;thin&quot; &ndash; &quot;shallow&quot; pair, the &quot;you try so hard&quot; &ndash; &quot;no matter how she tried&quot;, and that &quot;Mr Jones&quot; in <em>Don't Look Back</em>, seems like a real dick). </p>
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  24 <pre class="verse">
  25 D            G       /f#        Em       Asus4 A
  26 Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
  27 D                  G      /f#    Em       A
  28 All the girls made fun of her at school
  29           G              A
  30 'Cause no matter how she tried
  31               D            G
  32 she could not get a dick inside
  33     /f#     Em
  34 her shallow throat,
  35         A      Asus4  A
  36 shallow throat.</pre>
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  38 <pre class="refrain">
  39 G         /f#  A              D
  40 Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
  41 G     /f#     A         D                   G
  42 cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
  43     /f#        A/e    Asus4  A
  44 she tried them all.</pre>
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  46 <pre class="verse">The football team all tried to give her lessons
  47 she practiced but she threw up on the coach
  48 not one man on the squad
  49 ever shot his wad
  50 in Susie's throat,
  51 shallow throat.</pre>
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  53 <pre class="refrain">
  54 Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
  55 cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
  56 she tried them all.</pre>
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  58 <pre class="verse">The drum major was a boy named Slick
  59 Who had a very little-bitty dick
  60 She licked it, sucked and stroked it
  61 'Til Slick thought she might choke,
  62 he never knew
  63     A             D
  64 she had a shallow throat.</pre>
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  66 <pre class="refrain">Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
  67 cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
  68 she tried them all.</pre>
  69
  70 <pre class="verse">She finally learned to deep-throat after all
  71 Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball
  72 But Slick he's kinda lonesome
  73 With Susie and the kid
  74        D                    G
  75 'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
  76     A                D
  77 her pussy's much too big.</pre>
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