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  18 <pre>C                            E7&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
  19 Dennis is a menace with his &quot;Anyone for tennis?&quot;
  20 &nbsp; Am &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                       C7
  21 beseeching me to come keep the score.
  22  &nbsp;&nbsp; F&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fm
  23 And Maud says, &quot;Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored&quot;
  24 &nbsp; C &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Am7&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;      D7  &nbsp;&nbsp; G7
  25 I really can't stand it anymore...</pre>
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  27 <pre>
  28 I'm going out to dinner with a gorgeous singer,
  29 To a little place I found down by the quay,
  30 Her name is Patricia, but she calls herself Delicia
  31 And the reason isn't very hard to see;</pre>
  32
  33 <pre>She says, God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner
  34 As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
  35 They hang around in groups, like battle weary troops,
  36 One can often see them queue right down the street.
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  40   <pre>   &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; F &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;      &nbsp;&nbsp;       &nbsp;  E7
  41 You see Patricia (or Delicia) Not only is a singer
  42 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; D7           G7
  43 She also removes all her clothing
  44 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; F  &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; G &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C    F    C
  45 For Patricia is the best stripper in town...
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  51     <pre>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G7&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C             &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A7
  52 And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip
  53 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dm                   G7
  54 To tremendous applause She took off her drawers
  55 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; C                      A7
  56 And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
  57          D7                 G
  58 Threw it all in the air and ev'rybody stared
  59            F                      E7
  60 And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
  61    &nbsp;&nbsp; C &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A7
  62 The police were banging on the door
  63      Dm7                G  C  F   C    G
  64 on a Saturday night, In 1924
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  69 <pre>But poor Patricia was arrested, and everyone detested,
  70 The terrible manner in which she was exposed
  71 Later on in court, well, everybody thought
  72 A summer's run in jail would be proposed</pre>
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  75   <pre>But the judge said, &quot;Patricia,
  76 Or may I say Delicia,
  77 The facts of this case lie before me&nbsp; (knock, knock, knock)
  78 Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...</pre>
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  82   <blockquote>
  83     <pre>And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip
  84 To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
  85 And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
  86 Threw it all in the air and everyone stared
  87 And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
  88 The police were yelling out for more
  89      Dm7               G7 C  C7  A7
  90 On a Saturday night in 1924
  91      Dm7&nbsp;&nbsp;             G7&nbsp;C  C7  F Fm G7
  92 On a Saturday night in 1924 </pre>
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  96 <pre>&nbsp;&nbsp; C7-10
  97 Oh yeah!</pre>
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