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  20 <p>Your breath is rank <br />
  21 Your eyes are crossed <br />
  22 and there&#146;s green stuff on your nose<br />
  23 Your hair&#146;s a mess<br />
  24 Your make-up&#146;s run<br />
  25 And there&#146;s puke upon your clothes<br />
  26 But I&#146;m staring at you, dribbling<br />
  27 And my eye can&#146;t help but wink<br />
  28 Cos you&#146;re looking more goddamn horny<br />
  29 With every drop I drink<br />
  30 <br />
  31 One More Pint of Lager for the road<br />
  32 One More shot of Whiskey &#145;fore I go<br />
  33 Do a harmonica solo<br />
  34 <br />
  35 Your daddy he&#146;s my bez mate<br />
  36 He let me scrounge a tab<br />
  37 His body trembles as he calls out<br />
  38 For another shish kebab<br />
  39 As I pissed in his neighbour&#146;s doorway<br />
  40 He was screaming at the moon<br />
  41 So I punched him in the face<br />
  42 And ran off laughing like a loon<br />
  43 <br />
  44 One more pint of lager through my lips<br />
  45 One more shot of whiskey &#145;fore I slip<br />
  46 Into a coma<br />
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  48 Your sister&#146;s got no future<br />
  49 She&#146;s sixteen and on the shelf<br />
  50 I&#146;d show her what a real man is<br />
  51 But this beer won&#146;t drink itself<br />
  52 And that bastard standing at the bar<br />
  53 Keeps on begging for a scrap<br />
  54 I&#146;d glass him in a minute<br />
  55 But my legs have turned to crap<br />
  56 <br />
  57 One more pint of lager for the road<br />
  58 One more quart of bourbon &#145;fore I go<br />
  59 Back on stage</p>
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