From 8edeeea63e40ef75d932ecfac3f647bc8ee535e1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?utf8?q?w=C5=8D=C3=B0-w=C5=8Dd?= Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2019 22:40:37 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] add carmina 37 --- xlat/carmina-37.txt | 46 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 46 insertions(+) create mode 100644 xlat/carmina-37.txt diff --git a/xlat/carmina-37.txt b/xlat/carmina-37.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..93dba07 --- /dev/null +++ b/xlat/carmina-37.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +Catalli Carmen 37 + +Salax taberna vosque contubernales, +a pilleatis nona fratribus pila, +solis putatis esse mentulas vobis, +solis licere quidquid est puellarum +confutuere et putare ceteros hircos? +an, continenter quod sedetis insulsi +centum an ducenti, non putatis ausurum +me una ducentos irrumare sessores? +atqui putate: namque totius vobis +frontem tabernae sopionibus scribam. +puella nam mi, quae meo sinu fugit, +amata tantum quantum amabitur nulla, +pro qua mihi sunt magna bella pugnata, +consedit istic. hanc boni beatique +omnes amatis, et quidem, quod indignum est, +omnes pusilli et semitarii moechi: +tu praeter omnes une de capillatis, +cuniculosae Celtiberiae fili, +Egnati, opaca quem bonum facit barba +et dens Hibera defricatus urina. + +Catallus, Carmen 37 + +Yo, horny whorehouse and y'all cohabitors therein, +sons of several servant siblings sharin in one javelin, +y'all will be considered dicks and only dicks. +It's only on sale to who's into fuckin chicks? +and thinks everybody else who fucks might as well be swine? +That's prob'ly cuz y'all always ride on only unrefined +hundies and two-hundies, so y'all worry 'bout the Fates if +my two-hundy-and-one fucked your riders in their faces. +Anyway y'all should know: cuz the fault is all of y'all's, +I'ma go out front your whorehouse and draw dicks on all the walls. +Cuz girls to me, when I pass they're always pourin out their chests, +they say I love them so good and of all their lovers I'm the best, +so they start fightin over me with big-ass battle breakin out, +those girls who ride for y'all. Now they fine and well-endowed, +all lovely, to be honest, but it's a fuckin turn-off, shameful, +how they all be down in gutters fuckin in the run-off, rainful. +And besides y'all look like you been struck with magic hairysticks, +beasty bastard sons of Celtic cavewives wed to cagey rabbitdicks; +since the day you were born, your shady beards have let you pass for human men, +provided that you gave your teeth a brush with some Iberian piss to whiten them. + -- 2.11.4.GIT